WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.519 Welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to get your name. 2 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:17.839 He's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Man, 3 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:23.960 and Tom Swee. Sit back and prepare for some ship. 4 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:28.679 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. 5 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:39.399 Flady the left. The left are shaking the street horses. 6 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:44.240 Horse seems quite quite quite obsessed. This horse is what 7 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.560 about comedy? Bring me comedy great again? 8 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:49.039 I mean, when the horse is fucking, it's comedy. He's 9 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:51.240 been he's just he's being funned on the end of 10 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.880 a large horse's dick, and he's like, it's comedy. Comedy. 11 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:58.759 The left doesn't think this is funny. His arms are breaking. 12 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:02.240 His arm twists through his fucking skill, laughing. 13 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:05.560 Two other horse come and hold his hands down. That's crazy. 14 00:01:05.599 --> 00:01:08.400 They take their hoofs off and like little hands are there, Yeah, 15 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:13.599 get them. I'm laughing to the point I'm mostly a mouth. 16 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:21.560 It's like that image. And anyway, we're the stark tk. 17 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:23.799 The nerve of you. 18 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:27.480 Yes, well, going to the stark tak guys me Christmas, uh, 19 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:28.920 that's me, Tim Derek. 20 00:01:29.359 --> 00:01:32.200 Look at that. Very good, very good, very good. 21 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:36.680 I couldn't by the election of Wisconsin Supreme Court. Oh 22 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:37.640 that's right. I did that. 23 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:40.319 That's what it was. And Corey Booker, I don't know 24 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:44.239 what that is his his fucking his filipbusters. Is he 25 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:47.799 dating somebody weird? He was Dawson for a while, right, 26 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:51.799 that's what. Yeah, damn luky bitch. They fumbled the bag 27 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:54.840 not together, idiot. He was like slapping those hits like 28 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:58.640 crazy and ship lucky best. Okay, Well he's been she's 29 00:01:58.680 --> 00:01:59.599 been fine since I was. 30 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:02.840 Man, all right, So that happened. I don't know anything 31 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:04.760 about that, jo. I know that he was like bribing 32 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:07.400 people with like million dollar checks come vote. 33 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:10.240 He was doing it again, right, It worked with the 34 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:13.919 fucking Trump right, the brivery and all this stuff. He 35 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.560 spent uh like close to three hundred million dollars on 36 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:17.960 the election. 37 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:19.879 Sure, and it worked. 38 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:25.039 He bought it this time. Yeah, yeah, that's all he bought. 39 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:27.400 He tried to buy the Wisconsin to bring corn election. Uh, 40 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.520 and was saying this is gonna be the He was saying, 41 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:31.840 it's gonna be so important, it's gonna determine like the 42 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:32.800 outcome of humanity. 43 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:34.560 And I think there was a lot of people that 44 00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:38.800 just on the right. Once Trump won, they went back 45 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.360 to not caring about anything. 46 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:43.560 Right exactly? Yea, So he even with the twenty six 47 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:46.039 million that he poured into this election, which is record breaking, 48 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:50.360 he was slamming fucking George Soros for pouring in amusedly 49 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:55.280 two million dollars like comparatively, like how dare he? Yeah, 50 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.840 Oh my god, he's fucking billionaire oligard so that I 51 00:02:58.879 --> 00:03:01.039 can't stand the dude so much. But yeah, he got 52 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:03.159 blown the funk out him and his in his lackey. 53 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:05.360 So yeah, I mean I would take that money and 54 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:08.879 just not like I don't lie, why court for a 55 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:09.400 million dollars? 56 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:09.719 Why not? 57 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:10.680 Like why wouldn't like. 58 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:13.639 It makes to of course, but but you also he 59 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:15.039 you know, he it was. 60 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:18.800 It's not even like it was real, like it was 61 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:22.680 a pre selected person like ahead of this conservative like 62 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:25.759 think Tank or whatever one million dollars or like a. 63 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.439 Glove company or like we make a mouls, yeah, we 64 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:32.599 make a I mean I would be nice dude, speaking 65 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:35.080 of weird ship before we All Right, So I got 66 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:37.319 a package this morning. It was supposed to be so 67 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:40.919 I got a package. Right, understand what I'm about to 68 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:43.520 say to you. I literally just bought a tongue scraper 69 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:44.960 from Amazon, because I was like, I just wanted your 70 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:46.680 tongue scraper, which, by the way, a lot of people 71 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:47.800 don't do that, which is strange. 72 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:51.319 I have a tongue scrape has a brush and it's 73 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:53.879 a two sided thing. Oh damn ascraper. 74 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:54.919 That's pretty sick. 75 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:55.560 That's pretty good. 76 00:03:55.879 --> 00:03:57.400 I just want to replace it. I was like, I should, 77 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:58.879 I should order one. It's been a while, and so 78 00:03:59.000 --> 00:03:59.879 it gets here this morning. 79 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:00.680 I see it. 80 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:03.199 It's like, you know, the little Amazon app opens it. 81 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:05.439 It got it has the picture of your package on 82 00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:08.360 your doorstep. Yeah, and you're like, ah, cool, it's here. 83 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:10.680 And then I pick it up and it's the address 84 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:11.560 is completely wrong. 85 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:13.000 Is not even like the wrong. 86 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:16.439 Apartment or like the wrong like building on the street. 87 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:21.279 It's like a different everything is wrong. And I'm like huh, 88 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:23.360 but like the app is saying, oh, but this is 89 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:26.079 your package, and I'm like, I mean, I guess. So 90 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:27.639 I open it and it's just like a bunch of 91 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:31.319 like what was it like led lights LDS powder? 92 00:04:31.600 --> 00:04:34.279 It was it was sodium citrate. So I was like, 93 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:37.800 who the fuck wants this spicy ice? And say spicy 94 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:40.079 acidic ass fucking salt, Like what the fuck? 95 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:43.519 Is this, and then like many many bags of like 96 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:45.920 what my brain said, Oh, this is emulsion. 97 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:49.560 I don't know what emulsion is, but like just lick, 98 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.720 I don't know what it is. It's like, well it 99 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.160 was like a little it was like a honey, yeah, 100 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:55.759 it was like a So it was like something that 101 00:04:57.160 --> 00:05:01.160 was like, well, it's like somebody's making something fucking weird. 102 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.480 And then there's led lights and I was just thinking, 103 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:07.519 this is like turns into some puddy that's gonna seal 104 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:10.079 somebody in a basement and then they're just gonna use 105 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:12.319 lded lights to keep them dimly lit, and then it's 106 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:13.439 gonna be like a snuff film or something. 107 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.160 That's what my first thought was, like. I mean that 108 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:16.920 the led lights threw me off a little bit. 109 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.319 Yeah, my first I was like with the powder or 110 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:21.439 the salt, and then like and then like the packets 111 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:23.519 they look like IV bags. Literally, I was like, is 112 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.120 this someone's well. I thought it was just like a oh, 113 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:30.120 someone medically needs this, like sight unseen. I just I 114 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:32.279 didn't read any of it. I just saw powder and 115 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:34.560 like IV bags full of liquid. I'm like, oh my god, 116 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:36.879 what's going on. Someone's gonna die? And I don't get 117 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:38.279 this to them. But it turned out I looked up 118 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:42.439 the address, it's literally just a bar down the road. Yeah, 119 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:44.560 and so I was like, oh that makes sense. Yeah 120 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:48.319 it as soon as there's like, oh okay, I'm gonna yeah, 121 00:05:48.319 --> 00:05:50.079 I'll walk it down after the show or something. 122 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:52.399 But it's just like I'm wondering if they have my 123 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:54.839 tongue scraper it on, you know what I mean. 124 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:56.279 I wonder if it's like a mix up pack, but 125 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:58.360 I doubt it because like, what is the likelihood of that? 126 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:03.600 So there's the l likelihood especially I think like. 127 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:05.240 I feel like I think they don't get mixed up 128 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:06.839 like point like point, you know. 129 00:06:07.160 --> 00:06:10.399 And also since uh, since it's a business, usually they're 130 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:14.399 handed packages directly because they're just like open, there's somebody's there, Yeah, 131 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:18.480 somebody's there working. And then they go like but here's 132 00:06:18.519 --> 00:06:21.639 the question though, when you saw the package, because you 133 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:23.160 know a lot of times they'll do the picture thing 134 00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:26.399 sure was was it not like weird that there was 135 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:30.000 a box instead of just a thin package because they 136 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:32.000 would just send like a thin package if it was 137 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:32.319 just a ton. 138 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:34.800 So my thing was like I got home and I 139 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:38.000 was like, oh, look my package and then like I 140 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:38.399 moved in. 141 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:40.519 I was like, this is a really heavy tongues graver. 142 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:44.240 And then I saw the sticker and I was like, oh, 143 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.680 this is wrong entirely. This isn't even my package. And 144 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:48.000 then I went inside. I just left it there. 145 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:49.360 I was like, I don't know who's fucking packaged it 146 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:51.800 sort of itself. And then I went inside. And then 147 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:54.079 the day passed, and then I checked my phone to 148 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:56.000 see if it had like maybe that was like a 149 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:57.800 mistake from some other and then it said, no, your 150 00:06:57.839 --> 00:06:58.560 package is delivered. 151 00:06:58.600 --> 00:06:58.879 This is it. 152 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:01.079 And I'm like, I guess this is it? 153 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:02.439 Then, like you know what I mean, Like I didn't 154 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:04.480 understand what the fuck was going on. Yeah, so I'm 155 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:06.120 gonna walk it down. But like I was, I was like, 156 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:09.199 who the fuck needs this? I was like, what household 157 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:09.800 needs this? 158 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:11.680 Yeah, I probably would have. 159 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.160 You did a good thing like searching up the address, 160 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.079 because me, I probably would have just threw it away. 161 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:20.079 Well, I went, I just kept it and made some 162 00:07:20.199 --> 00:07:22.839 sort of fucking just figure out something to me. 163 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:25.720 The other day too, like I'm getting all these mysterious packages. 164 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:28.680 I'm getting like medicine, I got like drugs for. 165 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:31.120 Some Armenian guy that's dead. 166 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.199 Yeah, yeah, he's gonna know. 167 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:32.600 He came. 168 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:35.600 Oh he actually like, which to me is like the 169 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:38.319 right address. Guy, Well, if you know it came here, 170 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:38.959 like fix it? 171 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:41.800 Wait did it? Did it actually say his address? 172 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:44.879 Was it like the like the it came to my address, 173 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:46.639 but it was addressed to him and it was like 174 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:47.720 with a prescription all this. 175 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:51.079 I'm like, so I kept your address and yeah, but 176 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:51.959 it had his name. 177 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:55.160 Yeah, and then he came. Yeah, he showed up and 178 00:07:55.160 --> 00:07:57.199 he's like, you have my medicine. Wait wait was this 179 00:07:57.360 --> 00:07:59.800 like years ago when he used to live there and 180 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:04.759 ever changed? I got this these drugs a week ago. Yeah, 181 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:07.839 And I'm saying, you think the guy just never changed 182 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:10.680 the address. So he's like, what a fucking boomer I was? 183 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:11.800 Probably he was. 184 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:12.720 He was old. 185 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.759 He wasn't like shambling, you know, he wasn't shambling, but 186 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:17.040 he was. 187 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:18.879 He was up there. He's like sixty. He can't figure 188 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:21.160 out to change the addresses, like he wasn't a chicken 189 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:25.160 lives in fucking Nevadas, Like fu, I got. 190 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:25.800 There's somethings that. 191 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:29.319 There's somethings that I know, like I never changed my 192 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:31.879 address for that I wonder about, Like I remember Dollar 193 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:33.799 Shave used to send me all these like, uh you know, 194 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:34.440 oh you're. 195 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:35.919 Like one of our top sponsored things. He was like 196 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:36.840 a I don't know, weird. 197 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:39.360 He was a cake made of shaving cream that's gonna 198 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:42.120 kill you. Uh yeah, and like I never changed my 199 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:43.720 address for that stuff. So I wonder if just some 200 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:47.759 random guy just keeps getting like thank you packages from 201 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:48.519 like sponsors that he. 202 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:49.720 Has no idea why not. 203 00:08:50.039 --> 00:08:51.519 I mean, I mean I was, I would, I would, 204 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:52.960 I wasn't sure how to change it. I think I 205 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:55.200 was just like maybe I'm just not getting I'm sure. 206 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:55.600 I'm sure. 207 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:57.360 It's way more simple than you could. 208 00:08:57.399 --> 00:09:00.320 You can well not through that, Like I anything that 209 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:02.600 I would do through that company would have been changed 210 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:04.399 already because they pay me directly, and they would have 211 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:06.879 paid me directly with checks anyway, so if they had 212 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:08.840 my change address, I assume they would have, you know 213 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:11.559 what I mean. But I can't be like, hey, you 214 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:13.440 should change my address and the other things, because I 215 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.039 have a feeling I should be getting a lot of 216 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:17.120 gift packages, you know what I mean. 217 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:20.559 Like it it feels like not getting the gifts. 218 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:25.440 I'm not getting free things now give them to me gifts, 219 00:09:25.559 --> 00:09:28.120 give me my free cake. In fact, speaking of gifts 220 00:09:29.720 --> 00:09:32.600 of gifts, you got a gift of seeing the Nintendo 221 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:36.840 switch to Oh yeah, the Nintendo direct tell me out thought, actually, 222 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:39.480 oh what is it April two months? 223 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.679 Oh, June, June. 224 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:48.480 Juneteenth. That would have been cool, I mean, would it 225 00:09:48.559 --> 00:09:49.240 have been Yeah? 226 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:52.519 Yeah, it's not like they Pintendo Juneteenth. 227 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.600 Because what happened is they would not acknowledge June teeth 228 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:56.840 and be like, I don't care about juneteine. 229 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:59.919 It's all bust switch to Yeah, especially them because it's Japan. Yeah, 230 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:01.120 there's no shot. 231 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:07.279 They know what there's like, Yeah, probably I've been playing. 232 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:11.240 I've been playing a little more shadows a shadows and 233 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:14.360 like walking around and then the guys are like like 234 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:17.440 like they actually like look at you and they struggling. Oh, 235 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:20.480 I'm like, this is great. It is funny. 236 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:25.600 You're all so much bigger than everyone, about a foot 237 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:27.039 taller than everyone on average. 238 00:10:27.080 --> 00:10:29.320 That's why like, he's a samurai. It's really funny. 239 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:31.960 That's why I like, it's like, no, dah, he went 240 00:10:32.039 --> 00:10:35.559 there and terrorized them. He's he's a lebron build. 241 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.480 He's basically NBA like he's like he's one of the Yeah, 242 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:41.919 he's like Lebron, like the type of bill that would 243 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:45.080 be more suited for American football, went and played basketball. 244 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:47.679 You know what's crazy about that is like us actual 245 00:10:47.759 --> 00:10:49.159 cannon height in Realize, do you know what it is? 246 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:49.879 Actually seven? 247 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:53.279 He was only five seven, but everybody else around him 248 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:54.559 was simply three six. 249 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.039 I'm not sure what I read, but I'm glad you 250 00:10:59.240 --> 00:10:59.679 corrected that. 251 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:04.399 Yeah about your height about I looked it up exactly 252 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:05.360 two minutes ago. 253 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:08.000 Yeah, you are right, though, I remember actually reading that 254 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:10.759 just about a minute ago after you said and then 255 00:11:10.759 --> 00:11:13.120 I remember seeing yeah, after you said it. 256 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:16.559 Hasn't been a minute yet. What's happening. I don't know 257 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:18.639 if you're you're I think you're misinterpreting time. 258 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:22.840 Actually yeah, oh sorry exactly so, so I found out 259 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:24.480 after I've looked it up just a minute after he 260 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:26.039 said that, and I was like, oh, it's very true, 261 00:11:26.240 --> 00:11:28.799 and yead is three four. 262 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:36.200 Hey a black man, I am very very tiny, but 263 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:38.840 actually not because we're all this is the average you're saying. 264 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.159 I know, it's like it is funny because I'm playing 265 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:44.759 on English because I want to be able to hear it. 266 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:46.360 If I'm like walking out of the right. That's that's 267 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:46.720 the reason. 268 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:49.960 But like they just say brag. 269 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:51.240 Yeah, there's a lot. 270 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:53.840 It's like it feels I understand that that's just how 271 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:56.600 it is. But there's something about the Asian accent that 272 00:11:56.679 --> 00:12:00.600 feels more offensive regardless than a lot of a their accents. 273 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:04.039 For some reason, like speaking Chinese authentically, like for like 274 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:09.559 correctly feels offensive, you know, because it's it's because it's 275 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:15.120 just checking ma like you know, especial evil especially can Chinese. 276 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:15.840 Man, I can't do it. 277 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:21.399 Yeah, sounds it sounds so dispecial. I speak it like 278 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:22.440 in the way that you should. 279 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:23.600 I'm like, all this is a feeling. 280 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:26.799 Everything else is fine, everything like a spaghe you know, yeah, 281 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.080 don't you know it's everything else. 282 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:33.080 Everything else feels fine. 283 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:36.080 But like I don't know, I think I think the 284 00:12:36.279 --> 00:12:38.320 thing is because of the fact that I think it's 285 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:40.720 because it's so phonetically different. Well, yeah, it's just not 286 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:43.600 a similar language than we have, right, so it just 287 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:47.279 sounds silly to us because we're immature and racist. 288 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:50.639 Some of it sounds so it's like there's it's to me, 289 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:53.480 it's just it's a man I said, I watch a 290 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:56.480 lot of stuff, and a lot of times those natural 291 00:12:56.600 --> 00:13:00.000 loser men go to Southeast Asia. You want to talk 292 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:03.120 talk about accents that I want to be respectful, I 293 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:10.279 promise you, But damn, like, dude, Vietnamese tie some of 294 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:12.039 these or whatever you. 295 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:15.639 Call it something, they pretty much damn near speaks Spanish. 296 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:17.559 Filipinos are no, I'm talking about the one. 297 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:21.720 But I dropped. But like the Brown Asians, the Brown Asians, dude. 298 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:21.600 The. 299 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:26.440 I'm like, holy ship, and I'm trying to be like 300 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:28.600 like I'm like trying to like watch them, like yeah, 301 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:30.759 but then my stupid. 302 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:36.600 Is hearing a wild I'm like, yeah, it would sound 303 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:37.440 like a drop of water. 304 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.000 It's it's. 305 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:44.799 You know, like. 306 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:47.200 Can you do that? 307 00:13:47.399 --> 00:13:48.519 You know some people can do that. 308 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:49.799 I can't do that. 309 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:52.399 I don't know how to do it. 310 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:58.559 But gay, I can't do it. 311 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:02.120 I don't get it. I don't get it at all. 312 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:04.879 What should be the rest of the park? I kind 313 00:14:04.919 --> 00:14:06.759 of can, but it's like very low, like I can't 314 00:14:06.799 --> 00:14:10.639 do it loudly. Well, I don't need to do that though, 315 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:11.679 because I could just. 316 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:16.879 This would be the rest of the show flicking as 317 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:22.440 the hard arc comes out clear that finally I'm locked, but. 318 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:25.279 It's like not even your voice, somebody else's voice. Clearly 319 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:29.080 that's awesome. It's like Nathan Lane, like Nathan Filly, and 320 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:32.399 I'm like, it's Nathan. It's over, Nathan. 321 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:36.519 You're done. Nathan. You were gonna be in freaking the 322 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:41.200 Green Lantern movie. You're fucking I'm ruining the whole DCU. 323 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.320 Now that was supposed to be in the Green Lantern movie. 324 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:45.559 I think it'll be how it's too old for how 325 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:48.480 Hel Jordan. He's too old, but it's still he'd be who. 326 00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:50.399 Shallow hell yeah, he's it? 327 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:52.679 Well no no, no, no, no, no, I know shallow 328 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:58.799 how too? Yeah, will certainly exist will Actually that's kind 329 00:14:58.840 --> 00:14:59.120 of crazy. 330 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:03.320 It hasn't they already showed they alreadyhow got Gardener Gardener. 331 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:06.120 They're gonna do a show gay guy and he's gonna 332 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:08.879 ma is gonna be John obviously because he's a he's 333 00:15:08.919 --> 00:15:11.559 you know, he's Mercy Higher of. 334 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:12.399 Course, of course. 335 00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:16.519 Yeah, he's gonna go up there and he's gonna be like, well, 336 00:15:16.759 --> 00:15:18.320 the show we have the Green Lantern. 337 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:23.720 You know on sucks. It's the show that's the entire time. 338 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:25.360 Don't like that. His name is also John Stewart For 339 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:26.720 a long time. I was really confused about that. I 340 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:31.960 was like, I was confused before we knew I knew 341 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:33.519 a thing about Jewish Man. 342 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:39.200 I My confusion was in reverse. 343 00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:41.519 I was because knew about John's Stewart first before I 344 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:43.039 learned about John Steward. 345 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:47.919 Which I had something to throw it. If I can't throw, 346 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:50.960 this would be a disaster. Be hilarious would be like 347 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:52.919 it'd be hilarious for a minute. 348 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:55.720 It'd be like, oh that that is the beauty about 349 00:15:55.720 --> 00:15:57.600 like say a show like Jackass, where you can do 350 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:00.320 stuff that is unforgivable, you know normally like throw let 351 00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:02.080 me throw a glass bottle at somebody. That would be 352 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:04.559 like the end of the friendship. But now it's good content. 353 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:08.320 Asshole And that's like the dude, like one guy got. 354 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:12.519 You peectum off. Oh do you remember the like there 355 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:14.360 was the it was like a door. 356 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.600 It was like you press the the thing that would 357 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:20.679 project out and it like concussed the dude. It's like 358 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:24.120 and it was like he was done. It was so 359 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:26.360 fucking funny. Don't get me wrong, It was so funny. 360 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.399 But I'm like, that is you literally gave that guy 361 00:16:28.480 --> 00:16:29.480 break down. It that's crazy. 362 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:33.000 That's like, what is it when when they put like 363 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:35.919 the air bags under these people's chairs, the popcorn people. 364 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.000 Yeah, that ship is so much. 365 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:42.000 So unreasonable, like freezing the year. 366 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:48.000 Yeah, I took the video that the bear falling out 367 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:48.399 of the tree. 368 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:51.879 Did you see the deal with air cannon? When a 369 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:55.120 guy air cannon the guy and he died minutes later. Oh, 370 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:55.919 I did see that. 371 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:56.919 I do know about this. 372 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:01.320 He put it under his pants, right, Yeah, so it's right, 373 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:02.279 that's right. 374 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:05.039 It was like I don't know where, I said. I 375 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:06.920 remember that was in a foreign country though it was 376 00:17:06.960 --> 00:17:09.839 it was like China probably it was. 377 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:12.119 That's some factory and some guys like lull and he 378 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:16.240 puts like a pressurized air in somebody's pants, blows it, 379 00:17:17.160 --> 00:17:18.359 and the guy just like. 380 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:22.759 It's really evil, even walks away. 381 00:17:23.279 --> 00:17:27.839 He exploded his call and man is crazy, like how 382 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:31.400 stupid could you be? I think that's like that wouldn't 383 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:32.799 do something insane. 384 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:35.400 I guess understand. I get to understand that. 385 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:37.279 I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't have thought that 386 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:40.759 that would happen either, But I also wouldn't have gambled 387 00:17:40.839 --> 00:17:42.759 to do it. I don't because my assumption that My 388 00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:46.000 assumption is that compressed air to that degree would at 389 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.759 the very least like fuck a person's leg up, you. 390 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:50.279 Know what I mean. 391 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:52.799 So like I just would I just would have would 392 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:55.039 have aired on the side of safety not to do it. 393 00:17:55.680 --> 00:17:57.400 But I wouldn't have thought that, like if you just 394 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:00.759 put it in somebody's pants, they would like up there 395 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:05.160 colon and explode them from the inside. That's kind of wild, 396 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.039 but that I would also imagine though, that if you're 397 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:08.359 working with those kind of tools, you have a better 398 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:09.559 idea of that kind of thing happening. 399 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:11.039 I don't if you're around those. 400 00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:14.799 I feel like when people slash tires, thinking like that's 401 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:18.160 not going to hurt them, Like that's so much p s. 402 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:20.680 I there, dude, Like I saw a guy like machet 403 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:22.960 attire and then it blew the machete back in his 404 00:18:23.079 --> 00:18:25.440 arm and it's just like you you do do you 405 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:26.279 not understand Eric? 406 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:28.680 When the opens the door and he gets like blown 407 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:31.079 back and sold that is very stupid and he's like oh, 408 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:32.960 and they're like, oh, you are right, and it's like 409 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:35.799 you probably broke a rim of his Like you don't 410 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:38.920 do you are around this? Like these are people that 411 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:39.680 are around. 412 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:43.599 The pressure like they talk about the like people. I 413 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:45.920 guess people need to learn about p S I S. 414 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:50.759 Because it's it's fucking insane. Water. Water can decapitate you. 415 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:54.000 You can cut water pressure, you get like, yeah, you 416 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:55.079 can cut something with water. 417 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:58.319 I remember seeing like metal with people fucking using to 418 00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:01.440 do find to do some fine cut like water. Yeah, 419 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:02.640 it would be like just like would be like a 420 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:05.039 water jet and then it would just be fine. 421 00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:08.599 I can't step thinking about this guy the factory. 422 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:15.240 It's just very unlucky too. You're just doing your job 423 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:17.599 and then you're explode. 424 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:22.839 You don't even know. That's why I like, that's what mormid. 425 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:25.720 This is mormid. But the waste of life is so funny. 426 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:29.240 The idea, the fragility of like someone walking around living 427 00:19:29.279 --> 00:19:31.759 their life and then all of a sudden, a fucking 428 00:19:32.119 --> 00:19:36.000 rogue baseball domes the baccula. They turned their head and 429 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:37.839 when the back of the head with a bump would 430 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:40.680 be there's a baseball, and it's like you did nothing. 431 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:43.400 It's just so sudden, random and senseless. 432 00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:46.359 That's why you need to wear baseball helmets. You need 433 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:50.000 to wear tight pants or a tight belt to make 434 00:19:50.039 --> 00:19:51.279 sure nobody can penetrate. 435 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:52.880 I think the tight pants are what did him in though, 436 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:55.799 I think because I think if he had loose pants, 437 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:56.880 I don't think it would have been a big deal. 438 00:19:57.160 --> 00:19:59.559 It would just blown, you know, I think. 439 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:01.519 So, I think, actually I think what happened. 440 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:04.680 I think his pants were tucked into his boots because 441 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:06.839 they probably were supposed to be, and then it just 442 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:09.440 created a seal, like the only. 443 00:20:09.359 --> 00:20:11.759 Way that the air could have to go up. Yeah, 444 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:13.359 let's go up into this fucking guy's. 445 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:17.279 What's happening with the You guys remember those those models, 446 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:23.400 the like balloon pants you never see. I do remember those? Yeah, 447 00:20:24.160 --> 00:20:24.559 remember I. 448 00:20:24.599 --> 00:20:26.519 Wanted a pair. I almost bought one, but I just 449 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:27.680 couldn't justify the price. 450 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:31.920 I would go everywhere in those on average they were 451 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:34.920 about like it was between like nine and twelve hundred 452 00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:36.799 dollars or something, and I was like, I can't. I 453 00:20:36.920 --> 00:20:39.160 just like it, even for the joke that like I 454 00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:42.440 was even I was thinking about guys crowdfund me these 455 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:43.279 pants when I was like. 456 00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:45.240 I can't. I can't go to roll them. 457 00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:48.119 I don't think they'll let me on. I like that 458 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:50.640 one fat kid that fell off the fucking Supreme scream thing. 459 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:50.920 You know what. 460 00:20:52.039 --> 00:20:54.319 Ye oh, my god fucking kid. 461 00:20:54.400 --> 00:20:58.119 Yeah, we got some fat fucking kid unfortunately was like 462 00:20:58.119 --> 00:21:00.640 fourteen years old or something like he was in the 463 00:21:01.119 --> 00:21:03.640 Fake Supreme Scream you know, like it just like yeah, 464 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:07.000 the budget went. He couldn't fit, and so so the 465 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:10.839 fucking mechanic who was like, I'm going to loosen the 466 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:14.640 fucking thing so instead of it like seal, it'll seal 467 00:21:14.839 --> 00:21:17.279 like up. And so he loosened it and then tightened 468 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.799 it so it's like, all right, now you can go 469 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:20.799 because it won't actually clamp on you. 470 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:22.000 That is so crazy. 471 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:26.160 As he's falling, Nigga slips, out falls one hundred feet 472 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:28.039 and dies. 473 00:21:32.400 --> 00:21:36.480 The fucking live I wanted. 474 00:21:37.440 --> 00:21:41.000 He landed on his feet and he was like oh oh, 475 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:42.559 and then he just went about his day, went back 476 00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:51.279 on the rock on his feet. He's et, yeah, smashing, 477 00:21:51.480 --> 00:22:02.400 smashing absurd. 478 00:22:02.519 --> 00:22:09.599 I don't know, like like my leg immediately raged. He 479 00:22:09.759 --> 00:22:12.960 looks like a real like you put his dementsions in 480 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:20.400 a real person. And then he just jumps back and 481 00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:23.000 I love the idea. They only catch it though, after 482 00:22:23.119 --> 00:22:24.960 like the they review the footage. You don't frame by 483 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:26.079 frame something. 484 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:29.039 They're like this is by far, This is by far 485 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:31.319 the stupidest running gag that we have on this show 486 00:22:31.799 --> 00:22:35.640 is that somebody going through through a tragedy of an 487 00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:40.839 intense trauma dying usually physics involved, and for at least 488 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:45.519 one frame of the physical impact, they resemble damn near 489 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:46.079 a cartoon. 490 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:46.359 Guy. 491 00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:51.480 I love the idea so deeply. It's so insane. 492 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.720 It's so I think I got it from like there's 493 00:22:53.759 --> 00:22:56.000 old cartoons. Like there's a lot of old like flash 494 00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:58.039 cartoons where like sometimes like people would fight each other 495 00:22:58.359 --> 00:23:00.440 or whatever, and like there would be like one frame 496 00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:05.680 where they're like Michael Winslow or something something wild, some 497 00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:09.240 ridiculous face. Man, I'm just so obsessed with it. Et 498 00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:11.200 to me is the one that's a great one because 499 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.039 I think it makes sense. 500 00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:21.319 It makes it like this, it turns into an old 501 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:24.680 British ginger. I think it's funny. I think it's funny 502 00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:29.119 because it's so. It's so morph that's how that is 503 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.960 how morphed. He is like that, he doesn't he doesn't 504 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:33.079 just look like he is him. 505 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.599 That is. Nigel becoming easy is funny because he is 506 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:39.400 because I can visibly see like his because his head 507 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:39.920 is flat. 508 00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:40.200 You know. 509 00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:43.319 So you can see like the the weight kind of 510 00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:44.279 pushing down on his head. 511 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:47.279 You can see like his body like kind of flattening out, 512 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:49.480 and then his legs are up in his body. 513 00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:52.680 He's landed. So it almost makes you think that whoever 514 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:55.319 designed et probably saw somebody. 515 00:23:57.759 --> 00:23:59.599 And it was like, holy ship, this is a great 516 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:04.599 a heartwarming coming of age. Storburg was like, I understand 517 00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:05.440 Spielberg did. 518 00:24:05.559 --> 00:24:07.960 Spilburg just watched the snuff films and people dying all 519 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:11.079 the time. All this idea is me. He's just He's 520 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:13.599 just me. Is it's. 521 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:23.160 Involved and I'm Steven Spielberg somehow and I somehow go 522 00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:26.279 back in time and then I'm Steven Spilberg. You're Steven Spielberg. 523 00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:27.480 That's crazy. 524 00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:30.920 That's like as stupid as the blood to Terminator. It's 525 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.400 just you go back and then you become this thing, 526 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:35.200 and it wouldn't have happened if you didn't go back. 527 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:40.599 Was brilliant, Oh I wrote. The first time I saw that, 528 00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:44.599 I was like like, I was like I was by myself, 529 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:55.240 but I'm looking around like, wait, so cow, he's got 530 00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:56.559 a fucking massive ship. 531 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:03.359 Yeah, what you're talking to the studio audience by yourself 532 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:06.559 as a little kid walk in here like you're giving 533 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:08.440 you're giving the monologue. 534 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:13.440 Yeah, you're giving comming is the Terminator movie can become 535 00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:14.920 the thing if you don't come back in the first place, 536 00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:16.880 that become what you don't go back to go back. 537 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:21.559 Yeah, like you said, like one of. 538 00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:22.480 The what of the what is it? 539 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:24.279 The Greasers from a cat Dog? 540 00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:28.200 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I got 541 00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:28.720 about them. 542 00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:32.000 Winslow the mouse in their in their fucking door or 543 00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:32.519 their house. 544 00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:36.599 Winslow, Oh yeah, a little mouse. He has like suspenders on, right. 545 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:40.079 He's got like plaid suspenders. I think, yeah, correctly, he's 546 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:41.079 like yeah, cat. 547 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:44.759 Dog, caticide. 548 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:47.960 Everything is like tiny, tiny chair. 549 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.319 I remember I'm always having his hands in his pockets, 550 00:25:50.680 --> 00:25:52.720 so I like, like, I remember always walking around like 551 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:54.519 this with his hands in his pockets, So like I 552 00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:57.279 like to envision him like with like hanging by a 553 00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.880 with his hands. How do you react to that actually 554 00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:04.680 doesn't break the bad earnestly? How do you react to 555 00:26:05.000 --> 00:26:06.880 see like any any individ Like it could be a 556 00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:08.759 cartoon character, it could be a person whatever. I don't 557 00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:12.160 give a ship like someone's hanging from a noose their 558 00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:13.400 hands are in their pockets. 559 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:16.920 I mean honest, I like the idea of Johnny Bravo 560 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:19.079 doing it because his hands are so bigger than his thighs, 561 00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:20.200 his pockets. 562 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:23.200 He's just big bulges in his past. 563 00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:25.039 It would look it would look kind of it would 564 00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:28.319 look almost yeah, it would almost look more like he 565 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:31.039 just kind of chat himself profusely before he died. 566 00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:34.119 His pants would be so full, full full. 567 00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:45.000 I'm out of here. I can't, little lady, I can't 568 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.119 get no pussy. I'm going. 569 00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:48.559 I think he does get pussy. I think he just 570 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:48.960 pays for it. 571 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:51.440 I think I think I think he canonically does. I 572 00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:52.920 think we just see him on his off days. 573 00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:53.920 Yeah, I think so. 574 00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:59.480 Somebody of imagine being that horny on an off day exactly. 575 00:26:59.480 --> 00:26:59.960 That's crazy. 576 00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:03.799 That's by some Filipino guy too. Wait what yeah that 577 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:07.519 show again? He's that show is like a created by 578 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:08.240 Filipino dude. 579 00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:12.279 Yeah, isn't that weird? Like it seems like a like 580 00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:14.839 I'm not. Actually, no, it does make sense if if 581 00:27:14.880 --> 00:27:16.400 I know anything about if I know anything about the 582 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:19.160 love over there, Yes, no, they love the. 583 00:27:19.319 --> 00:27:22.799 Karaoke is king hues and generals and really important in 584 00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:25.119 that era of like that area of Asia, like when 585 00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:28.279 he gets when you just descend from China, like musical, 586 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:30.920 like just singing and probably those kinds of songs, that 587 00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:31.480 kind of styles. 588 00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:34.160 Like yeah, dude, that actually, like it does make a 589 00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:37.599 little It makes more sense than anything else we've said recently. 590 00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:39.559 I get that. 591 00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:43.759 Yeah, the little black kid turning into Berry. It's a 592 00:27:43.880 --> 00:27:47.160 pretty it's a pretty outland. Try to make a connection 593 00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:50.359 there somehow, there's no way in how he's a small 594 00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:54.359 black Oh, you never saw the animation that was drawn 595 00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:58.519 of the there's like a Twitter account that's probably just. 596 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.720 Stealing clips from like a YouTube videos or something. But 597 00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:06.480 there's these poor animations describing like horrible ways people die. Oh, 598 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:09.920 that reminds me of about thousand ways to die but cheaper. Yeah, 599 00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:12.279 And it's is it those like rotoscoped ones? 600 00:28:12.559 --> 00:28:15.000 I think so, it's like it's it's like traced over 601 00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:17.559 real footage you're showing you like Chinese accidents. 602 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:18.559 No, I don't think that's right. 603 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:19.680 I've seen that. 604 00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:22.559 I don't think that's right. I don't know what it is. 605 00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:24.119 I've just seen it before and I remember being like. 606 00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:24.640 Are these real? 607 00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:26.240 Like they must be? I don't know. I can let 608 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:27.920 me see if I can find this so fast, it's 609 00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:30.599 just funny, Like it's because it's like, oh, this is 610 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:32.559 a real person dying in the way that like his 611 00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:37.039 eyes are wide and like it's it's it is funny. 612 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:42.079 It's a real person. Of course, Like you guys made 613 00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:43.880 me feel like I'm so crazy for laughing at it 614 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.319 like this. Meanwhile, you guys are laughing at the same 615 00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:47.440 type of morbide ship. 616 00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:51.720 Well we're laughing. Well, I think we're clearer about it. 617 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:54.160 I think you're a little bit more nebulous. 618 00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:55.079 What does that mean? 619 00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:57.119 Well, you look, you seek this stuff out on burbos. 620 00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:58.039 No, not anymore? 621 00:28:58.559 --> 00:28:59.799 What does that not anymore mean? 622 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.400 I don't not today, I obn't see somebody dying a 623 00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:04.680 little while. What is a little while to you? Like, 624 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:11.920 I don't know, like maybe like somebody die. Well, there 625 00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.359 was this car crashing I saw that was like insane. 626 00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:16.119 It was a drive by shooting that led to like 627 00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:19.200 them crashing into a building and a building collapsing on 628 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.319 the car. And then a guy was getting in his 629 00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:22.200 car ahead all. 630 00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:23.640 Right and not answering my question what was this? 631 00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:26.359 Two weeks ago? I said, it's a Derek. 632 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:28.759 Two weeks said within the month, I said, Derek, do 633 00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:29.319 you know what I mean? 634 00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:31.400 Yeah, when when a guy with the drive by shooting 635 00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.279 that led to the building collapsing on the car, that 636 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:36.480 was crazy and some guy was just in his car 637 00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:38.359 trying to leave and he got caught up into it too. 638 00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:40.359 It's like, what the fuck? 639 00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:42.319 That's the worst thing does? 640 00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:43.200 Try to do good? 641 00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:45.799 You trying to live your life, you do good things 642 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.759 sometimes then it just doesn't really matter. It's exactly, I 643 00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:50.839 think it is worth being kind of bad sometimes. I 644 00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:53.640 almost feel that way, not evil, but like just kind 645 00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:55.559 of like, don't be great because that's what happens. 646 00:29:55.599 --> 00:30:01.359 Look like I'm in a seacil headspace. I think she's Yeah, yeah, 647 00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:05.880 I mean I'm kind of I've teetered. I've teetered that 648 00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:08.799 way for quite some time. Yeah, I was much hard 649 00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:12.319 hard to be optimistic. I was optimistic. God beat. It's 650 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:16.319 almost like a repeat, like twenty eleven arab Spring happens, 651 00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:19.680 and then I'm watching similar things that happened, like with 652 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:20.440 like White Boy. 653 00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:22.680 Yeah, yeah, a. 654 00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:29.200 Stupid joke. It's not really it's actually a pretty good joke, 655 00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:32.680 but it's just like it's just like it's just funny. 656 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:37.240 Because of the subjects are so loudly different. I wish 657 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.079 the Arab Spring was like White Boys Summer, but like, 658 00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:43.079 I just I went through that. I went through this already. 659 00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.240 What a bunch of gins years are going through right 660 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:47.839 now with like the Palestinians and shit, like I went 661 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:52.400 through fucking post like long winded, fucking Iraq and Afghanistan 662 00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:54.240 and then just seeing the Arab Spring and seeing such 663 00:30:54.279 --> 00:30:57.200 a horrible shit happening, destabilization blah blah blah blah blah. 664 00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:02.240 And I'm like, yeah, I'm so, I'm I want to 665 00:31:02.279 --> 00:31:03.119 be Cecil. 666 00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:05.240 Right now, dude, I just want to do like calculating 667 00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:06.880 to see so I do I do a better job 668 00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:07.319 than Cecil. 669 00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:10.160 I think you Cecil still a little bit has has 670 00:31:10.240 --> 00:31:12.000 still a little bit of that, a kernel of his 671 00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:14.559 old self and him, Yeah, just a kernel of it 672 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:16.480 that I'm like, I'm at the point where I'm like, 673 00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:17.400 get rid of it. 674 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.359 Yeah, do you like I would use. 675 00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.680 I use I would have tried to use Invincible as 676 00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:33.079 like a weapon to absolutely crush everything that threatens American brother. 677 00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:34.880 I would have I would have said the second I 678 00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:38.400 found out that Nolan had a son, that device that's 679 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:40.440 in his head. That would have been in there like 680 00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:42.000 day one, I would have killed, that would have been 681 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.880 there on the day of the circumcision. 682 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:45.960 I would have I would have. You think he's circumcised. 683 00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:46.519 Well, I don't know. 684 00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:50.359 I would theoretically, no, he's Asian, he's probably. 685 00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:51.319 Not, probably not. I would. 686 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:53.319 I don't. Actually, I don't know. 687 00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.039 I mean, I'm Catholic, so and they did it to me, 688 00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:56.480 so I don't even really know where it comes fro. 689 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.319 I'm going to say they ripped it off clean for me. 690 00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:06.000 A lot of the like napkin, the handful of the 691 00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:08.799 handful of Uh. I don't know about that because because 692 00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:10.440 I guess I don't know. Culturally what they want in 693 00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:13.359 general is usually uh people are cut. So yeah, I 694 00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.839 don't know how to because hmm, I guess we got 695 00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:16.960 to ask our Asian audience. 696 00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:20.359 Yeah, any Asian in the audience, Uh, do you got 697 00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:20.920 your foreskin? 698 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:21.519 Still? Cut her? 699 00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:24.559 And cut cut us downe Wright into our weekly newsletter. 700 00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:30.359 Speaking to Asians. Just get back to the switch straight. 701 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.000 So yeah, I don't know. 702 00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:32.920 There's a fucking Mario card game. It's like vaguely open 703 00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:34.200 the world. There's a Donkey Kong game. 704 00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:36.359 I don't know, man, I was so I was so 705 00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:38.759 bored the entire because I was waiting for like something 706 00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:40.160 weird to be there, you know what I mean. 707 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:42.200 I was waiting for like Gears. 708 00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:43.119 Made you to come back. 709 00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:46.480 No, like Reggie is sucking off the fucking like the 710 00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:47.400 console itself. 711 00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:50.599 I'm about to bust back, and these niggas have been wild, 712 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:53.200 and I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing 713 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:55.240 New Leaf on my Nintendo Switch. 714 00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:58.039 Yes, yes, I can unhinge my jaw like a snake. 715 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:04.079 I I can unhinge my jaw and fold it completely backwards, 716 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:05.960 much like pac Man upon death. 717 00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:11.039 I also spin and vanish. 718 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:17.599 My family thinks it's terrifying and strange, but I think 719 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:18.720 it's just the way I am. 720 00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.799 Dude. Don't mean fucking uh those Uh, it would be 721 00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:26.319 actually really fun, dude. 722 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:28.799 My favorite thing about those is like how cheery the 723 00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:34.200 Nintendo the lady is in the Nintendo Direct, regardless. 724 00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:35.680 Of what it is she's talking about. You know this 725 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.119 gag on sacred symbols where it's. 726 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:41.359 Like carry your dying daughter through a horde of the 727 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:44.720 undead in you know the Last of Us Part one 728 00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:50.240 kind of Nintendo Switch incur the infinite wrath of a 729 00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:52.680 mad machine. And I have no mouth, but I'm a 730 00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:54.599 scream coming soon to switch. 731 00:33:55.000 --> 00:34:01.079 Yeah, bars, bars, cur the wrath. They are alway, they're 732 00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:02.079 always so cheery about it. 733 00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:02.920 It is pretty good. 734 00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:10.159 I'll oscar Shindlers added again, how many Jews can you 735 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:14.760 shay save in Schindler's list to coming to switch? 736 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:17.320 That sounds what would the secondary title a list to 737 00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:18.119 Schindler's list. 738 00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:21.599 To It would just be Schindler's lists. 739 00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:31.440 Like aliens Chindler's lists. So the games, the game, the consoles, 740 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:34.280 what six hundred dollars for US six to fifty for US? Yeah, 741 00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:35.360 five nine, that's right. 742 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:38.039 Let me look at it. 743 00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.360 Excuse me, let me fact check. I could be wrong 744 00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:42.639 at it's four ninety nine. Though I hope it's for 745 00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:44.280 I can't imagine. 746 00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:46.679 That's what I'm no. 747 00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.039 I was already is what I expect. It's still like expensive. 748 00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:54.239 It's annoying, but I guess that's well, it's there's a price. 749 00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:55.519 That is what we're playing for it as well. 750 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.400 I just oh, yeah, the fucking screen share. 751 00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:03.719 They showed like a screen share feature on like their 752 00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:06.119 game chat, and it was like running at like ten 753 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:09.280 frames a second, like in the in the promotional So 754 00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.519 I guess props to them for not lying. I guess 755 00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.360 because they could have just like, they could. 756 00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:17.039 Have easily like, why would Nintendo lie? They don't have 757 00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:21.079 to lie, that is true, I'm saying they they The 758 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:22.199 fact that people like it. 759 00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.360 Behooves them to you dumb idiots are gonna buy it regardless. 760 00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:30.840 This name runs at one frame per second. That's insane. 761 00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:33.079 That's a slide show. 762 00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.280 That's just like and then people just, oh, what do 763 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:40.239 I pre order? Oh go, wait to get the new 764 00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:41.719 Pokemon for eighty nine dollars. 765 00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.159 Cart World coming soon to PowerPoint. 766 00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:51.400 Yeah, these floppiness too, I don't know, God damn it. 767 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:56.679 Price. Yeah, let me see the Deluxe Edition of Mario 768 00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:59.400 Kart for four hundred dollars. That's it. 769 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:00.719 Why can't I see? 770 00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:06.119 What the fuck? 771 00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:15.960 I guess? I guess I look at the Nintendo God 772 00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:18.719 of War coming to the Nintendo Switch play as a 773 00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:20.079 nigga that's not really a nigga. 774 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:23.480 The fact it was hilarious because it shows it shows 775 00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.039 that they just they don't want it to be easily 776 00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:26.079 found necessarily. 777 00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:29.199 Google. Google ain't fucking. 778 00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:33.280 Reliable no more, man, Google. Oh yeah, I wonder. I 779 00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:37.559 wonder if it'll know chat GPT my let me let 780 00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.639 me ask you one hey chat GPT. The Nintendo direct 781 00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:45.199 was today and they unveiled the switch to. How much 782 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:46.679 is the switch to? 783 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:54.239 I forgot? Shut up? Have you heard of Jitler? I 784 00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:55.920 wasn't even fucking that was voice chat? 785 00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:57.840 That was stupid, yo? 786 00:36:58.639 --> 00:36:59.039 What's up? 787 00:36:59.280 --> 00:36:59.480 Chat? 788 00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:05.239 So the Intenda directors today, I can't remember how much 789 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:06.400 the switch to costs? 790 00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:07.719 Can you let me know? 791 00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:13.679 Please? I'm so scared you you didn't say I love you. 792 00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:16.000 I forgot to say I love you like you don't 793 00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:16.320 love me? 794 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:20.679 So no. It was officially announced Steve, okay, so four wait, 795 00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.440 so the base model is probably does know it's awesome. 796 00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:25.840 The base model is priced at four hundred and forty 797 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:27.480 nine dollars and there's a bundle. 798 00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:29.760 For four ninety nine. So what where's the bundle come with? 799 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:30.280 Uh? 800 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:31.920 Probably come probably a Mario Kart. 801 00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:33.559 The most interesting thing about it to me was like 802 00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:36.320 mouse controls, because like this wood it doubles is a mouse, 803 00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:38.760 which is cool. I like that that's neat, but like 804 00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:40.400 I don't really you know, who cares? 805 00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:48.239 You know? How did talk about its capabilities of like, uh, 806 00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:50.840 a graphic graphic graphic capabilities. 807 00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:52.920 They can go to one twenty frames though, and can 808 00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:56.400 go to one twenty frames and handheld, I know, handheld for. 809 00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:59.400 The twenty frames and doctor can go sixty frames. 810 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.719 Yeah, but how crazy you know it's it's you said 811 00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:06.199 one hundred and twenty docs. Yeah, so if I play 812 00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:07.360 on my Big Guys TV, you think I'm gonna ge 813 00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:08.800 a hundred twenty maybe. 814 00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:11.639 I mean, look, I don't know. They said it could 815 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:13.639 do it, but I like the word could. 816 00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:15.480 It probably was. It took up the entire story. 817 00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:18.440 My favorite thing about it is that could it could? So, 818 00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:21.400 like I don't know, man, I nothing nothing grabbed me. 819 00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.679 I wanted some weird news like I wanted to. I 820 00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:26.159 wanted Marcus Phoenix to show up, be like, oh, the 821 00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.519 Gears Collection's coming. It's just like, oh ship that's doing. 822 00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:32.760 Going to be on air. Yeah, there's a new Spermsoft 823 00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:35.880 game coming to it exclusively. Yeah I think so. 824 00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:39.079 Really it's called like dust Bloods or something, but. 825 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:40.440 Uh, I couldn't care. 826 00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:42.440 Oh souls like get this. 827 00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:48.119 Yeah yeah, No, I don't know, Like I'm not gonna 828 00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.880 buy a fucking switch to for a fucking from Zobia. 829 00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:54.079 I could give a fuck about that. Really, I don't. 830 00:38:56.039 --> 00:38:58.079 I'm in the middle of it. I'm like, probably the 831 00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:59.480 thing is if I buy it, I'm not gonna use 832 00:38:59.480 --> 00:38:59.800 it enough. 833 00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:02.280 That's the thing. It's that's why waste this. 834 00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:04.400 Yeah, it is all the new shit gonna come out 835 00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.559 for the old ed switch, So what the fun? Who cares? 836 00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:12.719 Well? The thing about it too is that like they've 837 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.400 just got elden ring, right, you know, it's gonna take 838 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.039 them like this isn't like modern hardware really, yeah, you know, 839 00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:20.480 so whatever. 840 00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.719 It's fine. The games are expensive. That's the point where 841 00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:24.599 I'm like, this is expense. Mario Kart was expensive. 842 00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:28.719 But it's like, clearly they must be testing the waters, 843 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.920 see how it's so Yeah, for sure, they're definitely being like, 844 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:32.920 well this fuck everything. 845 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:34.920 Well, I don't know about them actually because they don't care. 846 00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:35.760 Really, that's true. 847 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:37.679 They could sell you fucking they could. 848 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:38.039 They could. 849 00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:40.239 They could have done it for like one hundred Yeah. 850 00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:43.480 Probably there's a bag of dirt KRT sixty four of 851 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:47.119 dirt cart sixty four. It's sixty four because it's it's 852 00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:49.000 worth there's only sixty four minutes worth. 853 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.519 The gameplay travel at a max speed of Crash Team 854 00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.039 Racing on Easy in the new Mario Kart World cart World. 855 00:39:57.239 --> 00:39:59.239 I think the game it just I don't know, I 856 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:02.000 kind of I'm in between. I see like the idea 857 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:03.800 of like the uprised versions of the games, but already 858 00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:05.159 beat those games. I don't need to get the uppers 859 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:05.559 version of. 860 00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:07.239 Oh did you see that some Switch games won't be 861 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:12.199 compatible too? I heard it says they said there are 862 00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:16.400 three types of switch to games, switch two games, switch 863 00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:21.239 to compatible games, and then switch to edition games, So 864 00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:23.400 not every It seems to me like that's a weird thing. 865 00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:26.400 That that's weird because you would you would say up 866 00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:30.280 front as a selling point obviously that this is backwards compatible. 867 00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:31.280 Like they did say that. 868 00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:35.760 I did not say that they specified switch to compatible games. 869 00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:37.800 There's no reason to say that some of. 870 00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:41.079 Them that will have some resell value will be the 871 00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:42.679 switch to additions. 872 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:43.119 Right exactly. 873 00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:43.840 They're gonna double it. 874 00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:46.360 They're gonna be like this can run at pen frames 875 00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:49.639 more and still look worse than PS five. 876 00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:52.679 But uh yeah, you know that get. 877 00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:57.239 You're not getting it for the you're not getting it 878 00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.679 for the Metroit Prime is coming to both of them, 879 00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:02.400 so you're not getting it for the year of it. 880 00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:04.519 Like for me, like I used my I can play 881 00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:06.239 my PS five on my Steam dick. 882 00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.719 Right, So for me, I'm like, I don't really need 883 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:11.719 I don't need precisely, Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm not. 884 00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:13.519 I don't understand when they do stuff like that. It 885 00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:17.239 was like a Ragnarok, I would have had to bout 886 00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:19.239 a PS five if it was exclusive to PS five. 887 00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:22.119 Well, I've played it on my They did it for 888 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.920 They did that because of the fact that people couldn't 889 00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:26.840 grab the PS five No I thought at that point 890 00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:27.920 it out of the weeds. 891 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.800 Well, no, what they remember. 892 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:32.760 The reason they did that, And this is just based 893 00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:34.360 on like when I would I've been able to piece 894 00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:38.400 together sure from uh data and stuff, is that there 895 00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:42.360 are simply so many PS four's in the wilderness, like 896 00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.000 out there in use still to this dame, dude, people 897 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.920 are still there's a still there's still a healthy population 898 00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:49.760 playing the fucking Last of Us multiplayer on p S three. 899 00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:52.559 So like people on PS four are. 900 00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:56.119 Still playing, and so they're like, fuck, that's a lot 901 00:41:56.159 --> 00:41:59.920 of money we're leaving on the table. Also gave to 902 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:03.599 it's expensive as fuck now, like we can't really get 903 00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:09.079 away with spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a 904 00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:14.440 game that isn't going to be available to our widest 905 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:15.320 audience possible. 906 00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:17.760 So that's what's happening around that time. 907 00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:21.639 Were people still struggling to get PS five's when it 908 00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:21.960 came out. 909 00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:25.079 Remember with rag Rock that was like maybe like a 910 00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:26.639 year or two that that lasted. 911 00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:29.800 Okay, because yeah, this is I guess my only we're 912 00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.039 still getting cross gen stuff. 913 00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:33.559 We're still getting shit that comes to PS four. It's crazy, 914 00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:36.920 it is kind of that's that's it's interesting to me that, well, 915 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.280 this was my argument. I guess it's not even because 916 00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:41.239 it's still a good thing. It was good. 917 00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:42.039 It was a great thing for me. 918 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:44.000 Only had to buy the game, right, Yeah, But what 919 00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.199 I'm saying is how many people are out there just 920 00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:49.360 like me that absolutely would have It wouldn't have been 921 00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:49.719 a question. 922 00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:51.639 It's like, well, I'm not going to not play the game. 923 00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:53.679 It definitely going to buy a PS five. 924 00:42:53.760 --> 00:42:56.079 It would have been a lot, but it wouldn't have been. 925 00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:57.519 You don't think it would have been one hundred and 926 00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:02.320 fifty million the first second, like it like exists on 927 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:03.320 PS four, you know what I mean? 928 00:43:03.599 --> 00:43:04.199 Like that's what it is. 929 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:05.960 Ultimately, it's just like there's so many people there are 930 00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:08.880 still active all the time using this thing. 931 00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:11.159 Sure, uh why are like? 932 00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:13.840 Why? I wonder I would if I was a business person, 933 00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:15.440 I would have tried to gamble and be like, no, 934 00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:19.119 these consumers if we if it was exclusive, they would 935 00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.320 have saved their money to upgrade their console and buy 936 00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:23.199 the new fucking game. 937 00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:24.760 It wouldn't have been as many as you got. The 938 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:26.960 people have, But just how many hundreds is that? 939 00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:29.960 It's like, so let's let's extract all the people that 940 00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:32.760 had the PS fours and now it's times that by 941 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:36.199 the fucking what six hundred dollars? They essentially just like 942 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:39.719 the one person paid. I feel like it could I 943 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:41.559 would have been a gambling man. I would have gambled 944 00:43:41.639 --> 00:43:48.800 on that board, would have kicked me out, would killed 945 00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:50.360 I killed? 946 00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:52.880 I do think I would have thought the same thing 947 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.920 where it's just like, well, dude, you have a new machine. 948 00:43:55.039 --> 00:43:57.920 Don't you want people to feel like they have something 949 00:43:57.960 --> 00:43:59.119 on the new machine that they you know, you know 950 00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:00.480 what I mean. Don't you want to draw to it? 951 00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.079 Don't you want people feel like they're getting something that 952 00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:04.119 they don't exist on this machine, Like it makes sense. 953 00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:05.639 I understand that, but it's also with like an old 954 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:08.840 world mentality, like we're in a different world now where 955 00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:11.239 it's just like these consoles are sticking around longer and longer, 956 00:44:11.760 --> 00:44:13.880 they like are used in different ways. 957 00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:16.559 Yeah, and budgets are fucking crazy. 958 00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:19.960 Yeah, I'm not a like Granta thought of six easily 959 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.159 over a billion dollars to make that's easily. Yeah, I'm 960 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:26.519 not even it's not even it's which is I mean 961 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:28.920 the crazy thing is that's gonna be exclusive actually yeah, 962 00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:32.320 which is actually crazy. But the thing that's uh no 963 00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:35.199 to a modern like current get so it's not coming 964 00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:37.599 to PS four. I don't think I couldn't imagine. 965 00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:40.840 Yeah, it's it's it's at this point, I can't care. 966 00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:43.559 It's it's fine. I feel like it's fine. It's the 967 00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:46.679 cycle it's been. It's been enough years to worry poor 968 00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:48.880 people succeeding when they're poor. Like, I'm done, that's crazy. 969 00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:49.440 I'm sick of THEO. 970 00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:52.480 But yeah, I mean the whole Devil's Advocate thing aside, 971 00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:55.400 Like it's it's a good. Yeah, it's great. It's it's 972 00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:57.800 cool that they still do that, like come on, like yeah, yeah, 973 00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:01.719 it's it's not. I don't think it's necessary because I said, 974 00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:05.599 at this point, I feel like as a consumer, I 975 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:08.159 I don't. I'm sure everybody has the right to complain, 976 00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:09.920 but I feel I would feel silly complaining at this 977 00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:13.320 late in the in the in the in the cycle, 978 00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:15.559 right where it's like, Okay, it's been out for like 979 00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:19.159 five years now or just about, and so if they're 980 00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:21.800 gonna start putting some like big exclusive things on just these, 981 00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:23.639 I mean, you can't even call it. You can't even 982 00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:25.159 really call it new gen anymore, right. 983 00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:25.920 Yeah, it's current. 984 00:45:26.360 --> 00:45:29.679 Yeah, so but uh yeah, man, it's just it's it's 985 00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:33.079 just it's expensive special games. Now, it's fucking ridiculous. 986 00:45:33.119 --> 00:45:35.800 That's you used to be able to like, yeah, you 987 00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.039 used to be able to make You used to be 988 00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:38.920 able to make an exclusive or like make like okay, 989 00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:41.039 this is next gen only and you get your money 990 00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:41.639 back pretty quick. 991 00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:44.519 You know, you'd make less if you didn't make it 992 00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:46.880 for both for sure. It's like Tony Hawk, you know 993 00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:48.719 what I mean, even back then they were doing that, like, 994 00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:51.199 oh here's Tony Hawks pro Skid three for PS one 995 00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:52.880 n PS two. That's crazy, what I mean, they were 996 00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.599 still doing that a little bit because they were like, 997 00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:56.960 let's get as much as we can. But now it's 998 00:45:57.039 --> 00:45:59.639 like you can't, like you gotta, you gotta really have 999 00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:02.000 it made. You got to be rock Star or like 1000 00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:05.760 you know, frum Soft or something you know to How. 1001 00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:06.559 Fast do you think. 1002 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:11.880 How fast do you think Rockstar will make back their money? 1003 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.480 I think immediately, Yeah, I think. I think. 1004 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:17.440 I think within that first week they'll have recouped their budget. 1005 00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:19.599 That's well, like microsransactions alone. 1006 00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.639 Do you think on micro transactions within the first week? Yeah, okay, 1007 00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:26.199 crazy within the first week? Interesting, I think they'll make 1008 00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:29.079 Do they make so much? I don't think make that's ridiculous. 1009 00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:31.559 I just didn't. I didn't think, like I didn't consider 1010 00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:34.840 I guess, well, I'm not a micro transaction guy, so 1011 00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.519 I'm not considering like, oh I can't wait to get 1012 00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:39.159 in the game and buy something immediately. 1013 00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:40.760 But that's probably what they'll sell. 1014 00:46:41.079 --> 00:46:44.880 I think they were Yeah, we're not those people, though. 1015 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.639 I think that'll play. They will sell fifteen million in 1016 00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:48.920 the first week minimum. 1017 00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.119 I think that's safe. Yeah, that's I think it'll maybe 1018 00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:53.639 maybe even in fucking day one. 1019 00:46:53.719 --> 00:46:56.559 I think it's going to be so stupid, like we 1020 00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:59.559 I think we genuinely can't fathom how insane it's going 1021 00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:02.039 to sell, because no matter where I go on the internet, 1022 00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.119 there's a stupid GTA six joke that. 1023 00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:05.679 People it's always on their fucking minds. 1024 00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:07.920 Yeah, I'm kind of I'm excited, Like we don't have 1025 00:47:08.039 --> 00:47:10.239 these moments often, no, you know what I mean, Like 1026 00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:12.199 it's kind of like half like three finally coming out. 1027 00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:14.599 It's just like I don't even I wouldn't necessarily even care, 1028 00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:16.960 but like, whoa, you know. 1029 00:47:17.079 --> 00:47:19.079 That's like a big deal. It would be cool, like yeah, 1030 00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:21.320 like holy shit they did in that game. Like I like, 1031 00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:23.320 for me, that game is very much still going to 1032 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:25.440 live and die based on how good the storytelling is. 1033 00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:27.119 Oh for sure. Yeah that's how that's for me. 1034 00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:29.760 So that's a rock Star game, well modern anyway, WHOA, 1035 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:31.920 A lot of people are gonna play that game, to 1036 00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:32.800 play that game, and I'm. 1037 00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:34.800 Sure, yeah, it's here, let's play it. 1038 00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:37.159 I might even I'm going to I'm going to get 1039 00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:39.480 it because not only do I like it, Lily loves 1040 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:41.440 that game as well too, so I'm gonna get it 1041 00:47:41.519 --> 00:47:44.159 for her. And then it's gonna be hilarious seeing what 1042 00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:46.599 the fuck happens because the storytelling is like up the 1043 00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:49.920 part from what Modern rock Star is. That's gonna be insane. 1044 00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:51.119 It'll be cool. 1045 00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:52.880 Yeah, I just hope do I think it is. 1046 00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:54.559 I don't know if the story of I don't know 1047 00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:57.480 GT is exactly allows the same kind of storytelling as 1048 00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:01.519 Red Dead. It's definitely different character us, but we'll see. 1049 00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:06.079 I'm I'm very I'm actually optimistic. I'm like, probably they've 1050 00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:08.199 never really tried because it's like, it's just it's. 1051 00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:12.360 It's because of the tones of the games are it's 1052 00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:16.000 supposed to be like right like with with with with 1053 00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.800 Red Dead, it's it has a serious tone to it 1054 00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:23.519 like this, it's kind of like, uh, we don't. It's 1055 00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:25.639 it's like how the way Scorsese sees films is what 1056 00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:29.159 I'm saying. There are certain genres that are never respected 1057 00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.320 in a way that like it may be a fucking 1058 00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:34.960 unanimously everyone loves this ship, but it's never gonna be 1059 00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.639 like respected us. That's a great compelling story, if you 1060 00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:38.719 know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I. 1061 00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:42.239 Feel like that's like that's what's gonna happen extended. 1062 00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:44.599 A lot of people feel about animation, you know, what 1063 00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:46.239 I mean, it's like for some reason, people like, oh, 1064 00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:49.119 it's an animated movie, doesn't count for like Oscar whatever exactly. 1065 00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.199 And I'm like, that's why I feel like that's what's 1066 00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:52.960 gonna happen with GTA six, even if the story is 1067 00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:54.559 pretty fucking good, like yeah, what. 1068 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:57.280 I reach my kill cops, I'll like, yeah, it's gonna 1069 00:48:57.280 --> 00:48:59.119 be like this is a contemporary This is like a 1070 00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:01.079 modern day three person shooter who cares. 1071 00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:01.400 Yeah. 1072 00:49:01.679 --> 00:49:03.519 Yeah, it doesn't have like cowboy hats. 1073 00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:05.880 You know, it doesn't have cows. 1074 00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:07.760 I mean, I honestly like, dude, like I think, I 1075 00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.480 don't know what the I don't know. There's no like iconic. 1076 00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:15.320 Oh there's a woman now, yeah, I think. I I 1077 00:49:15.320 --> 00:49:19.000 think people overstate Red Dead one as being like because 1078 00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.000 where Dead one is fucking wacky, Like it is more 1079 00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.400 grounded than like, you know, g T A is by 1080 00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:28.119 a mile, but I think it's more like GT four 1081 00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.239 than anything else. It's like it's grounded and still like, 1082 00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:34.599 I mean, the snake oil salesman is so stupid. There's 1083 00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:36.559 there's the dumbest character I've ever seen. 1084 00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:39.719 Full but it's silly. 1085 00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:41.679 I don't know if I agree. 1086 00:49:41.679 --> 00:49:44.079 Really is very silly. Well, I mean you can do 1087 00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.960 silly ship in it. It's I think the fucking there's 1088 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:49.880 silly characters in it. Silly characters in it to the 1089 00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:50.679 extent that they were in. 1090 00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:53.199 Red One with a fucking vampire in the back of 1091 00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:55.119 a building that's an easter egg. 1092 00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:58.599 Well, I mean character like, I mean people you interact with, 1093 00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:02.920 who you do missions, you know what I mean. Yeah, 1094 00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:03.239 I can't. 1095 00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:05.920 There's there's nothing popping out of my head. Like, but 1096 00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:07.960 even when it comes to Red Dead One, like that's 1097 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:09.559 like you said, like that the snake old guy, Like, 1098 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:11.760 I think he's funny, he's good, he's good a comedy relief. 1099 00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:16.360 Yeah, a lot of the characters are just like what 1100 00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:20.639 I feel like I wouldn't, especially Southern text is just 1101 00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:22.280 the dumbest people alive. 1102 00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:26.119 Probably why it's like very a lot of you have 1103 00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:27.880 a lot of stupid interactions. But yeah, it's you know, 1104 00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.079 this tone is very serious. The pinker tins are fucking 1105 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:34.440 or the agency fucking bill fucking shoots you and ship 1106 00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:36.400 immediately like the tones all, you know, like it's all 1107 00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:40.559 like it's I remember at least because I really the 1108 00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:42.480 funny thing I think about it, I've only played Redded 1109 00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:44.559 Redemption twice, and I'm only played red Did two twice. 1110 00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:47.599 Yeah, it's kind of funny when that's right, that's a lot. 1111 00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:51.719 Reemp to. I just got the sand Anees again and 1112 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:55.599 I'm like, all right, I'm not actual st Dennis. Oh yeah, yeah, 1113 00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:57.360 it's actually it's finally at the point of the game 1114 00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:59.039 where the game is entirely open me. I can do 1115 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.960 whatever I want. And I'm like, I'm just fucking I'm 1116 00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.760 a monster. I'm killing horses in the street. I'm blowing 1117 00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.239 women's heads off like I'm just I'm just I'm a god. 1118 00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:09.280 And this one that's what you do. 1119 00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:15.639 As one should, as one should, It's customary. Real quick. 1120 00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:19.000 I I went a little bit forward with the Acy 1121 00:51:19.079 --> 00:51:22.960 Shadows again. And I know we mentioned this briefly on 1122 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:26.119 the other episode or the previous one, but I really 1123 00:51:26.159 --> 00:51:29.719 am convinced that they did something wrong with the way 1124 00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:34.880 that ships like the Lney because again, I'm pretty I'm 1125 00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:37.039 deeper into the game now, not much deeper because I'm 1126 00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:38.840 still doing way too much side ship, trying to upgrade 1127 00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:39.199 my ship. 1128 00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:42.000 But I had another yacht. 1129 00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:45.719 I had a Yaske flashback, and then you're you're learning 1130 00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:48.840 how to become a samurai and then I'm doing these 1131 00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:53.199 like it it almost feels like a edatorial again because 1132 00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:55.440 I'm fighting with you know, just like the sticks like 1133 00:51:55.519 --> 00:51:57.920 you said of like it's not steel, but it feels 1134 00:51:57.960 --> 00:52:00.360 like I'm like what I'm why am I doing I'm 1135 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:03.559 doing like I've done this, like I know, it's weird. 1136 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:04.840 It feels. 1137 00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:10.239 I'm confused. I feel like this hash to it's so weird. 1138 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:13.360 It's weird specifically because it's like, okay, look, you can 1139 00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:16.360 do flashbacks right right of course, but then don't like 1140 00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:19.920 teach me how to fight, yeah, or do things in 1141 00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:22.159 the game like show me like I don't know a 1142 00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:24.960 narrative thing that's important, and then I'm able to do 1143 00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:26.400 all this stuff that I normally am able to do, 1144 00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:28.280 like you know what I mean. Like, it's it's very 1145 00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:31.599 weird that they tutorialize so much in those specific story 1146 00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:33.920 flashbacks when you're gonna you're gonna come across them like 1147 00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:37.280 thirty hours, forty hours, fifty hours in it's very bizarre, dude. 1148 00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:40.840 Within that flashback, this is when you finally like become. 1149 00:52:41.360 --> 00:52:43.760 A samurai, right like or like he's like, all right, 1150 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:46.119 you're a Samurai. What should we call you? You? 1151 00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:46.400 You? 1152 00:52:46.639 --> 00:52:48.920 You kill these people from this rival school whatever of 1153 00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:53.559 your sin say not not a spoiler. This is double 1154 00:52:53.639 --> 00:52:58.079 light bullshit. But like I'm fighting them without any of 1155 00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:01.000 the stuff that I've obtained in the game, and it 1156 00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:04.400 feels so flashback stupid, and I'm like, I am too 1157 00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:07.199 deep into this game. I'm probably twenty hours deeper something. 1158 00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:09.639 Granted again, I've been doing a lot of side stuff, 1159 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:14.280 but I'm like, it just feels impossibly wrong, Like it 1160 00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:16.920 almost feels like I'm like this they you. 1161 00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:19.800 They definitely restructured the shit out of it. I think 1162 00:53:19.840 --> 00:53:21.159 I said that in the last episode two, Like they 1163 00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.800 definitely like edited this somehow. 1164 00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:25.320 Why is the question, like. 1165 00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:28.920 You know it is actually now that I think about it, 1166 00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:29.280 uh huh. 1167 00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:32.760 I think they probably again this is all budgets, but 1168 00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:34.360 like I think it's like they made a bunch of 1169 00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:36.719 stuff and then they realized, like, we can't start the 1170 00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:39.159 game this way. We started here, and they find a 1171 00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:42.320 better starting point. And then they were like, oh, but 1172 00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:45.880 we made all that stuff, like everything that we made, 1173 00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:49.039 like all those levels, that's like millions and millions and 1174 00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:51.559 millions of dollars. We can't we can't just throw Yeah, 1175 00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:52.559 we can't just throw it away. 1176 00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:53.679 It's like, you can't. 1177 00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:56.280 It's like fucking Ragnarok with the fucking garden where you're 1178 00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:58.760 picking paints and shit where you want to kill yourself. Yeah, 1179 00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:02.679 any sane person would have cut that. Any sane human 1180 00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:06.199 being would have been like, this is long not interesting. 1181 00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:09.840 Make this this just take this sequencing gameplay and make 1182 00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:12.440 it a cut scene or something. Yes, where they were like, 1183 00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:14.800 but they were like, look at we spent so much 1184 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:18.239 money on this environment. I'm convinced that that's the reason. 1185 00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:20.239 Like there's a lot of that stuff in games now. 1186 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:22.039 I think because it's just like there's too much budget 1187 00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:24.239 that goes into it. We can't throw it away. It 1188 00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:26.599 used to be like, dude, it's so funny when you 1189 00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:30.719 when you go there's so much information about things in 1190 00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:35.239 older games that were completely cut, you know, like entire modes, 1191 00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:39.360 entire characters, entire like rigs and weapons systems. They cut 1192 00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:43.559 sprint and like Melee combos from Halo two, like all 1193 00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:44.760 that stuff, and you could see it. 1194 00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:45.639 You know. 1195 00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:51.719 I defy you to find any information about anything that 1196 00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.960 has been cut from a game in the last five 1197 00:54:55.079 --> 00:54:55.760 to ten years. 1198 00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:58.599 I'm not even kidding. Where is it? I haven't seen 1199 00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:00.320 a video, but I haven't seen an essay about it. 1200 00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:02.159 I haven't seen I know there's content cum from balders 1201 00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:05.320 Gate three, like what like a bunch of dialogue content 1202 00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.880 What do you mean like voice recording, like whole lines 1203 00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:09.920 and like admissions like that cut from the game. 1204 00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:12.039 That's a big ass game too. 1205 00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:14.360 Yeah, yeah, there there was way more. 1206 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:16.440 I can at least the lines can make some sense 1207 00:55:16.440 --> 00:55:16.599 to me. 1208 00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:18.280 Because I know I knows to have more of a 1209 00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:21.800 story than he did. Oh have like more the're. 1210 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.920 Supposed to or did, and they couldn't get it working 1211 00:55:24.039 --> 00:55:26.119 or get a pacing right, and then they just and 1212 00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:28.039 they just cut it away. Because it's one thing to 1213 00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:30.440 have things planned, it's anything to make it. Like, dude, 1214 00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:32.840 there are entire levels in Hailto that are made and 1215 00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:35.079 then they're just like, nah, we don't got time to 1216 00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:37.480 figure it out. There's a bunch of like in this 1217 00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.039 day at even like make it a fucking I don't know, 1218 00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:42.000 miche horn it some way in there. 1219 00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:44.039 You ever saw you ever saw the thing with Carlow? 1220 00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:45.719 She can read minds and she ends up reading your 1221 00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:48.000 character's mind and realize your carriers being played by a 1222 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:50.559 person and she's like, what the fuck is going on? 1223 00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:51.920 You're a guy in there? 1224 00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:52.719 No, I didn't see that. 1225 00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:54.719 It's like some super medas. Yeah, and she's like and 1226 00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:57.719 I'm like, so you stop, bitch, I'm feel really uncomfortable. 1227 00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:01.239 Funny stopped talking directly to me, making me upset, breaking 1228 00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:03.320 the immersion, bitched up. I don't want to I don't 1229 00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:04.639 want to marry you anymore. If you're. 1230 00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:10.079 Can you imagine dude that It's like I was just 1231 00:56:10.119 --> 00:56:13.320 thinking of that. Yeah, but yeah, dude, as like one thing, 1232 00:56:13.480 --> 00:56:15.639 you know, I think artists, we all kind of learned 1233 00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:18.440 this the hard way is when you find you finally 1234 00:56:18.519 --> 00:56:20.880 like kind of level up, when you learn how to 1235 00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.960 scrap things, even things that you've put countless amount of 1236 00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:27.559 hours into, when you're like at a certain point, you're 1237 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:31.159 like this is just not working out, and then you 1238 00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:32.440 just abandon it. 1239 00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:33.840 Maybe you can come back to it at some point 1240 00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:34.760 and have it be something. 1241 00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:37.800 But it's just when I started seeing a lot of 1242 00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:41.440 bands back in the day, when you would see their 1243 00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:45.519 b sides of oh, here's we wrote twenty songs and 1244 00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:48.000 then we just chose like ten, and you're like, holy shit, dude, 1245 00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:51.239 there's literally just as many songs that a lot of 1246 00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.440 times never see the light of day, and you just 1247 00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:54.320 have to be content with that. 1248 00:56:54.599 --> 00:56:57.199 Like all untitled, fucking kindical mars On title album that's 1249 00:56:57.239 --> 00:56:59.440 a whole B sides in the Butterfly that is, in 1250 00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:02.360 fact that beter than mult people's entire discographies, and it's like, 1251 00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:05.840 this guy cut a B side better than anything you've made. 1252 00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:09.280 It's interesting, and that's all like, yeah, it's same thing 1253 00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:11.559 the gaming industry. Things work out like fuck, we spend 1254 00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:13.480 all this time and effort money onto this, but sometimes 1255 00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:17.119 it just doesn't work, and sometimes it feels unfair. I remember, 1256 00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:19.639 like certain actors even being a part of like the 1257 00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:23.039 background acting stuff, You're like, oh, oh, they cut out 1258 00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:24.719 this entire thing. I'm not even in the shit anymore. 1259 00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:26.320 Like that sucks. Well, I got paid, so whatever. At 1260 00:57:26.360 --> 00:57:28.480 least I got fucking paid, I guess. But like, at 1261 00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.119 the end of the day, that's just how it is, 1262 00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:34.199 and clearly it's really killing the game for me. 1263 00:57:34.679 --> 00:57:37.760 Shadows. It's I just don't under that the idea of 1264 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.519 a flashback, while like the idea of learning from a 1265 00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:43.320 flashback when you're already done it is really insane. 1266 00:57:43.440 --> 00:57:46.920 It's just like doing things like should have been in 1267 00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:48.400 the beginning. It should have been in the beginning, all 1268 00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:51.119 this stuff and then and then also the only thing 1269 00:57:51.159 --> 00:57:54.559 I can say to the counter but also not is that, Okay, 1270 00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:56.159 you don't have to do that stuff. You could just 1271 00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:58.280 kind of like do the stuff more in a more 1272 00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:00.320 linear way. But also to me, that de feats the 1273 00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:02.559 purpose of an RPG, where like I want to wander 1274 00:58:03.079 --> 00:58:05.920 and just stumble upon stuff like I'm doing, and then 1275 00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:08.559 I've stumbled upon something. The cut scene was cool until 1276 00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:10.320 they started making me do shit that I didn't want 1277 00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:11.960 to do, and I'm like, oh my god, how to climb? 1278 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.880 It's like and I had a fucking like limited amount 1279 00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:17.159 of time to play, and I wasted all this time, 1280 00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:20.519 first of all, finally learning finding things following the knowledge points, 1281 00:58:20.960 --> 00:58:24.320 which dude, okay, so I finally leveled up my knowledge 1282 00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:26.559 which you take. You have to find five of those 1283 00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:29.480 little things to do, which was tedious as shit. Now 1284 00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:32.239 to get to the level three, I gotta find ten 1285 00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:34.440 of them, and I was just like, oh my god. 1286 00:58:34.519 --> 00:58:38.360 So essentially what's gonna happen is I'm gonna not upgrade 1287 00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:42.400 all my stuff because it's too tedious to and I 1288 00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.119 couldn't even find a trainer to like cheat. I'll try 1289 00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:47.159 to find a trainer because I just want to unlock 1290 00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:49.199 my you know how, Like say a lot of times 1291 00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:52.480 it'll be levelgated. Reach level this and then it unlocks. 1292 00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:53.840 If it was that, I would be fine, because then 1293 00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:56.400 I'd just be grinding, like, oh, grind a level twenty 1294 00:58:56.440 --> 00:58:58.239 and then it's gonna lock this knowledge points. No, you 1295 00:58:58.360 --> 00:59:01.199 have to go out of your way to either find 1296 00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:04.719 these lost rolls, and then they're hidden in stupid little areas. 1297 00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:06.599 O one's behind this thing, and I'm like one's on 1298 00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.320 the roof. So you have to use now way, So 1299 00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:11.559 I gotta switch. At least you can switch on the fly. 1300 00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:15.000 You can switch on the fly because I remember being like, fuck, 1301 00:59:15.679 --> 00:59:18.800 once you beat the first act, then you can just 1302 00:59:19.199 --> 00:59:20.599 switch them out, load them out, and you'll be in 1303 00:59:20.599 --> 00:59:23.519 the exact It's actually more convenient than g T A 1304 00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:26.559 five because you'll load down the same place, which is stupid, 1305 00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:30.880 but somewhere, yeah, you'll be fucking forever. You're like, god, 1306 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:32.880 damn it, I'm so far away from where I wanted 1307 00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:36.079 to be, but like, uh, it's uh it's cool that 1308 00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.480 they I feel like that was a decision they made 1309 00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:40.280 because like people are gonna kill us if we don't 1310 00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:43.039 do that, and so it is, but it is still tedious. 1311 00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:43.960 So I'm like, can you just. 1312 00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:48.920 You can I imagine to further the act? Probably not, 1313 00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:50.239 but I think that you can. 1314 00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:52.800 Probably It'll probably be like GTA, where you further somebody's 1315 00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:54.159 story as much as you can until you have your 1316 00:59:54.199 --> 00:59:58.960 force to switch. Like every time switches off, I get 1317 00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:01.280 like the you know when people say the contrast the 1318 01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:06.320 that bothered them a lot. It is bother some when 1319 01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:08.960 you just want to do something on the fly real quick, 1320 01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:11.400 like oh I want to grab something real fast, I'm like, 1321 01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:13.320 oh fuck, I have to like switch now. It's kind 1322 01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.000 of just a little of annoying because you only need 1323 01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:16.400 to switch for a very specific thing. 1324 01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:19.400 Yeah, it's like really specifically. Oh she he can't climb this? 1325 01:00:19.639 --> 01:00:22.480 Yeah, so that I'm like, I'm just like, why can't 1326 01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:24.320 you ask use a hook? Why can't he grapple? 1327 01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:26.639 Like I know he's a big man, but he's strong 1328 01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:29.559 and muscular. That's how they kind of they boxed themselves 1329 01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:31.840 into the corner with that one. Yeah, they were like 1330 01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:33.639 we can if the second we give him the hook, 1331 01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:36.960 it's you know what I mean? Yeah, Like it's just 1332 01:00:37.039 --> 01:00:38.960 the whole premise goes out there. Have you tried the 1333 01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:44.440 eagle dive with so fucking funny? It's funny like the 1334 01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:46.840 first time, and then like the second time it's funny, 1335 01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:48.239 and the third time it's amusing. 1336 01:00:48.360 --> 01:00:50.960 So far you do I've only done it three times 1337 01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:52.880 and he said something different each time. I wonder how 1338 01:00:52.920 --> 01:00:54.000 many lines he has. 1339 01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:56.400 Yeah, And I was just it kind of struck me 1340 01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:58.679 as like, this is cute, but like it was. 1341 01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:01.320 More than eagle dive. After the first time you're doing it, 1342 01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:02.920 he's like, Hey, I'm not. 1343 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:06.039 I'm really not built to do I'm a giant man 1344 01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:09.159 that gonna explode the haystack. It would be kind of 1345 01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:11.280 funny if they disallowed you to do it after a while. 1346 01:01:11.400 --> 01:01:13.360 That would have been interesting to do. The the animal 1347 01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:17.840 stuff sucks. It's like I have only ran into what 1348 01:01:18.039 --> 01:01:20.840 was it? Just it's barely there, So why is it? Well, 1349 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:23.119 you know, I've made that argument for so long. I'm like, dude, 1350 01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:26.119 at this point, because I know there's people that like it. Yeah, 1351 01:01:26.440 --> 01:01:28.159 and I think at this point, I think I'm gonna 1352 01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:28.599 be honest. 1353 01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.280 The originals, I don't know, the original has to be 1354 01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:33.119 story got so fucked up the second like they fucked 1355 01:01:33.119 --> 01:01:35.960 it up entirely within and I think, uh, in the Brotherhood, 1356 01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:37.199 I think they ruined it. 1357 01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:41.960 They killed him. So basically no, well that's the end 1358 01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:42.679 of three later. 1359 01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.679 Yeah, spoiler order for Desmond Miles everybody's favorite hero. 1360 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:50.119 No, so like in it has agree to they basically 1361 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:53.039 like have this weird plot point moment where like Desmond 1362 01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:55.039 gets mind controlled and kills like a friend of his 1363 01:01:56.239 --> 01:01:58.760 And at first you're like, oh, weird, that didn't that 1364 01:01:58.840 --> 01:01:59.960 didn't seem telegraphed at all. 1365 01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:01.119 I wonder if they'll pay that off. 1366 01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:01.559 They don't. 1367 01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:03.440 Uh. 1368 01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:06.320 And I found out only like the last couple, only 1369 01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:07.760 in the last week that I find this out because 1370 01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:09.079 a lot of Pierce made a video about it because 1371 01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:10.920 she was like obsessed with the original Assassins Creed story 1372 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:13.960 was that like they killed her character because she just 1373 01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:16.880 she wanted to be paid royalties. 1374 01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:19.559 That's right, that's right. I forgot about that. 1375 01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:23.440 So that so then they just killed her character like 1376 01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:27.360 to avoid paying her and then it completely fun like 1377 01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:29.320 it just no, now it just doesn't make sense. 1378 01:02:29.360 --> 01:02:33.079 Wait what do you wait, I'm sorry she played a character. No, Alana, 1379 01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:36.400 what happened? She's our age. I'm confused. 1380 01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:38.559 She made a video. She made a video about it. 1381 01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:43.119 Oh, I feel like it was a really reasonable I'm like, 1382 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:45.400 they killed her character and I'm like, wait, what they 1383 01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:46.960 killed this character? 1384 01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:49.719 That was like the whole point was that she was 1385 01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:51.880 like an undercover assassin working for a stairgo or whatever 1386 01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:54.239 the fuck, and then she breaks you out. And then 1387 01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:59.480 because because she wanted money for royalties or whatever, they 1388 01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:08.480 were like, actually, she's an undercover templar killer killer, so 1389 01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.519 she just becomes a templar. There's nothing to set that 1390 01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:13.599 up at all. It also doesn't make sense because why 1391 01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:16.480 the fuck would you break somebody out of your own 1392 01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:18.599 like it, none of it makes sense. They they just 1393 01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:21.440 did it for money, like literally just for money. And 1394 01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:23.800 then they were like, ah fuck whatever, yeah, we got 1395 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:25.599 to annualize this. Ah shit, we can't stick with the 1396 01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:28.239 sci fi thing. I was so excited about the Originalssassins 1397 01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:31.599 Creed like trajectory too, because I thought it was leading 1398 01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:34.360 up to like a modern day kind of thing, you 1399 01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:36.079 know what I mean, like Watchdogs or something, but like 1400 01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:38.000 Assassin's Creed I think that was the plan, and like 1401 01:03:38.119 --> 01:03:39.000 it just never happened. 1402 01:03:39.239 --> 01:03:40.559 That definitely seemed like in. 1403 01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:42.639 The future though, well, no, they were. 1404 01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:44.440 I mean they were like a dystopic modern It was 1405 01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:47.719 like a modern day, but it was just like dystopic 1406 01:03:47.920 --> 01:03:48.119 kind of. 1407 01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:50.519 It was like contemporary. Yeah, so it was like two 1408 01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:51.559 thousand and eight around that time. 1409 01:03:51.639 --> 01:03:55.119 And then isn't wasn't Desmond, this is what it had 1410 01:03:55.159 --> 01:03:57.360 The aliens though, right, the other other aliens, not. 1411 01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:00.920 The the idea of the not the they had gods 1412 01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:03.559 or something. There was like it tightened anim and even 1413 01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:04.719 like Nephalem. 1414 01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:07.440 Ship, you know, yeah, because initially wasn't it like didn't 1415 01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:08.880 the people that put you into animals in the first 1416 01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:10.480 weren't they like a set of aliens themselves? 1417 01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:12.880 No? No, I don't know. They were just they were 1418 01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:15.320 just templars. They were just watching a video essay. If 1419 01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:17.039 somebody theorizing that or something, I know, I didn't. 1420 01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.719 I'm confused. I remember hearing that somewhere. And then eventually 1421 01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:22.679 it's like these actual aliens straight up like after they 1422 01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:25.239 get to like black Flag and so they're straight up 1423 01:04:25.320 --> 01:04:25.760 just like alien. 1424 01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:27.199 Oh I don't know about but I don't know anything 1425 01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:29.400 posts three to be like, no, they're just straight back no, 1426 01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:35.519 because uh, after three, they really abandoned anything in within 1427 01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:36.519 the story itself. 1428 01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:40.800 They really stopped exploring like deep into the animals. Like four, 1429 01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:45.400 they're still doing some stuff like your first person controlled Uh, 1430 01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:47.880 and then you're still doing a few things, oh goodness, 1431 01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:49.440 and you do a little bit of wandering around the 1432 01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:51.320 office and stuff like that. It's little t bits here 1433 01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:54.559 and there, and that's the last of it really having anything. 1434 01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:57.840 But it was so inconsequential. I don't even remember most 1435 01:04:57.880 --> 01:05:00.559 of it because I just mean, it's such a back 1436 01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:01.800 seat it didn't even matter anymore. 1437 01:05:02.159 --> 01:05:04.440 All it did at this point was is immersion breaking. 1438 01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:06.960 At that point, it was like it was like, guys, 1439 01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:10.079 you either need to do it like it was with Desmond, 1440 01:05:10.159 --> 01:05:11.119 or just don't do it at all. 1441 01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:13.840 Yeah, And so then who because they do all of 1442 01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:17.000 because even when you start off freaking the news from Shadows, 1443 01:05:17.280 --> 01:05:19.719 they show all those other stories. How do they connect 1444 01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:20.119 to each other? 1445 01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:23.760 Whatever? Well, it's just like, what do you mean, like, 1446 01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:25.840 how do the stories connect? Yeah, well, it's not about 1447 01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:28.920 it's not necessarily about them connecting. It's there are because 1448 01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:31.519 you know the idea of the animis is the ancestor 1449 01:05:31.599 --> 01:05:33.639 and pulling you know, through the DNA their memories. 1450 01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:35.559 It could have been different people are extracting. 1451 01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:38.639 Well there, so there's people going to the animis that 1452 01:05:38.719 --> 01:05:41.159 are and then they're through their memories. They're extracting data, 1453 01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:44.119 they're extracting artifacts. They want to find the stuff. Right, 1454 01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:48.159 that's essentially what has been the entire point of gaining 1455 01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:49.119 power this knowledge. 1456 01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:50.639 Blub blah blah. So I thought the point was that 1457 01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:53.519 like it was it was one person, and like that 1458 01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.519 was different variations of their family thought history. He thought 1459 01:05:56.559 --> 01:05:58.360 it was one person. What do you mean, Because I'm 1460 01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:00.199 still kind of attached to the idea of Desmond, right, 1461 01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.079 so they kept going back in Desmond. The whole tree 1462 01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:07.840 upstrgo has many people in animasies there you go. 1463 01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:10.679 That's what I thought. That was a particular case where 1464 01:06:10.679 --> 01:06:12.960 it's like he was your blood there. Well he was 1465 01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:14.320 like a big like you know, he was kind of 1466 01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:15.880 well he was you know, he was he was the 1467 01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:18.639 he was the catalyst in that story until he died 1468 01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:21.159 and then so then they just get killed on some 1469 01:06:21.280 --> 01:06:22.000 random bullshit. 1470 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:24.239 No, well, well, I mean I don't know how random it. 1471 01:06:24.280 --> 01:06:26.360 Is, but I mean it's not random in the sense 1472 01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:28.639 of the story. It's it's random for the build up 1473 01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:30.039 that they were going for. 1474 01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.599 He's just like, ah, the ever become assassin himself? 1475 01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:35.360 No, well that's kind of that's the most got there 1476 01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:37.760 and he did it, yeah, and almost he almost doesn't. 1477 01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:39.800 Then he dies, which is so crazy because he spent 1478 01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:43.719 like three five games up until that point if you 1479 01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:49.119 count Brotherhred revelations, like learning how to become an assassin. 1480 01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:50.639 Like he's doing all the parkour stuff. 1481 01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:51.679 Ye, Like it's a point. 1482 01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:53.440 Retaining. 1483 01:06:54.199 --> 01:06:55.599 It's a point I think in the game that it's 1484 01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:59.280 unusual that he's like retaining abilities outside of it, like 1485 01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:01.400 he has ego vision and shit, like it's not normal. 1486 01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:03.639 Yeah, and it's just like, oh, what, so you're kind 1487 01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:04.400 of like a special case. 1488 01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:06.039 I remember that because I remember like seeing the part 1489 01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:08.039 of seeing the like mission where he dies. He's like 1490 01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:10.039 doing stuff to get there and then he dies and 1491 01:07:10.119 --> 01:07:10.800 I'm like, oh. 1492 01:07:10.840 --> 01:07:14.400 Yeah, like he sacrificed himself for like humanity or something. Yeah, 1493 01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:15.760 But then like it turns out it's like, oh, the 1494 01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:16.920 God was tricking him or something. 1495 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:18.880 So it's just like great, it's always yeah, it's it's 1496 01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:21.599 been like that it's supposed to be like a whole 1497 01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:24.719 like you know, thriller thing, spy thing thing. Like it 1498 01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:27.519 was interesting until, like I said, once it Desmond ended, 1499 01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:30.920 I personally couldn't care less about the animus anymore. Absturgo. 1500 01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:33.840 I just want I'm like, let's just I just like, 1501 01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:36.239 I know that's the point of it. Is still that 1502 01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:39.000 baked into it, kind of like even with Odyssey, where 1503 01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:42.440 they still had a little bit of that, like they 1504 01:07:42.519 --> 01:07:44.360 did in a way that it was I was fine 1505 01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:48.039 with it, but ultimately I still don't care. I I 1506 01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:53.039 liked being in ancient Greece doing cool historic shit then 1507 01:07:53.159 --> 01:07:55.800 fucking you know DLC type stuff where I'm fighting, I'm 1508 01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.559 in the labyrinth and you know, there's like mythical creatures 1509 01:07:58.599 --> 01:07:59.039 and stuff like. 1510 01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:00.840 That, and you interact with some of the gods at 1511 01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:02.679 some point and then you meet then you meet other 1512 01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:05.679 gods who are just aliens pretty much, and they're like, 1513 01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:09.920 here's Thor, actually, here's Anubis. 1514 01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:13.000 Yeah, I don't know, and it's like, huh, I like 1515 01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:13.480 that stuff. 1516 01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:14.239 I don't mind did this. 1517 01:08:14.639 --> 01:08:15.719 I don't really mind that stuff. 1518 01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:15.920 To me. 1519 01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:19.880 It's just like I was actually genuinely into the whole 1520 01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:21.880 pre Like, I think the reason why I was pretty 1521 01:08:21.880 --> 01:08:24.520 successful is because of that weird dual premise that they had. Originally, 1522 01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:26.479 like it was like really interesting for that time. Yeah, 1523 01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:28.079 like the whole like sci fi, but it's like an 1524 01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:29.680 ancient history game. It's like what the fuck is going 1525 01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:31.640 on here? And it was a cool setup up until 1526 01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:33.119 they and then they just kind of like didn't know 1527 01:08:33.159 --> 01:08:34.560 what the fuck they were doing and then they were 1528 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:37.439 just like, eh, whatever, and that kind of fucked it 1529 01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:39.279 up for me, Like I was super into it. 1530 01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:42.199 That's why. I mean, there's like there's that whole Diehard 1531 01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:45.600 Desmond sucks. There's a whole there's a whole people were 1532 01:08:45.600 --> 01:08:47.239 waiting for the potential for him not to suck, and 1533 01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:49.119 it never happened, and it was about the. 1534 01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:49.880 Not suck that he died. 1535 01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:51.359 Yeah, there was a whole, there was a whole community. 1536 01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:52.439 It was clear that they didn't know what to do, 1537 01:08:52.560 --> 01:08:53.319 so they killed them off. 1538 01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:54.079 They didn't know what to do. 1539 01:08:54.760 --> 01:08:56.760 I mean, it's it's it's so obvious, like we don't 1540 01:08:56.760 --> 01:08:59.640 know what to do, straight up, we we they they 1541 01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:03.920 the entire premise and then when a direction where let's 1542 01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:07.880 just focus on making the game fun instead of uh, 1543 01:09:09.159 --> 01:09:11.199 being liked. 1544 01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:15.039 They kept having a hard time finding reasons for Desmond 1545 01:09:15.079 --> 01:09:17.600 to go into the animus. It's very funny because like 1546 01:09:17.640 --> 01:09:19.560 there's I think in Revelations. I never played it, but 1547 01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:21.159 I was like looking at looking into it. It's just 1548 01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:22.680 like apparently in that game, like you're just kind of 1549 01:09:22.720 --> 01:09:25.520 in a coma and they just like they don't know, 1550 01:09:25.720 --> 01:09:27.720 they can't take you anywhere, so they just put you 1551 01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:30.680 the enemies. As far as as far as I do, 1552 01:09:30.840 --> 01:09:34.239 I could be wrong, but like Desmond's in a coma 1553 01:09:34.319 --> 01:09:34.680 a lot. 1554 01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:38.119 He's taking that he's damn near brain. 1555 01:09:38.199 --> 01:09:40.479 He might honestly, I would have not even died. He 1556 01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:41.600 might have actually just been dead. 1557 01:09:41.800 --> 01:09:44.760 He might have just invented everything post Assassin's Creed too 1558 01:09:44.840 --> 01:09:47.239 in his brain because he's so damaged. 1559 01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:49.199 He's just sitting comas house in a bed. 1560 01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:51.960 Guy is the most redeemed character in the video game, 1561 01:09:52.079 --> 01:09:53.800 like a character that goes from being like a shitty character, 1562 01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:55.640 so like, oh, this guy's character is actually pretty cool. 1563 01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:58.760 See that's that's a question. I feel like it needs 1564 01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:03.000 a lot of deep thought. Yeah, because this immediately I. 1565 01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:05.800 Would say ride in Probably I still don't like that nigga, 1566 01:10:05.840 --> 01:10:08.359 but he definitely. He definitely glows up the most. 1567 01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:11.079 Probably Crash definitely. 1568 01:10:11.159 --> 01:10:13.800 Crash. Yeah, Crash was an evil son of a bitch. 1569 01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:15.720 I never saw in the law. 1570 01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:17.239 You don't know the law of crashmanicoot. 1571 01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:19.119 No, he's a shithead. 1572 01:10:19.800 --> 01:10:24.119 Actually, yeah, what do you I feel like, No, he's 1573 01:10:24.199 --> 01:10:26.239 like chaotic, he has no guy, that's what the masks 1574 01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:29.439 are the master like guidance for it, because he's such 1575 01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:33.760 a fucking just distressing force of just chaotic nothing where 1576 01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:36.760 there's just like he did. He just acts completely independently 1577 01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:39.359 of any like good intent. I feel like he's not 1578 01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:42.319 a bad guy, though his sister isn't so. 1579 01:10:42.479 --> 01:10:43.039 She can talk. 1580 01:10:45.640 --> 01:10:47.159 No, Crash is like a bad person. 1581 01:10:47.800 --> 01:10:50.399 No, yes, And the whole thing is like the masks. 1582 01:10:50.079 --> 01:10:52.840 Are like guiding him to like doing a good thing 1583 01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:56.159 for once. That's actually that's the law of crashmanic. He 1584 01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:58.520 just misbehaves, but he's not like hurting people. And I 1585 01:10:58.640 --> 01:11:01.760 made all this time piece that's I was like, Crash, 1586 01:11:02.279 --> 01:11:04.479 that's not didn't work. I was like, Crash being bad 1587 01:11:04.640 --> 01:11:06.600 is so insane because he's just like, yeah, I was 1588 01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.199 kind of not bothering anybody. 1589 01:11:08.279 --> 01:11:10.640 Everything was bad. I said that he just was he's 1590 01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:12.399 chaotistically uncaring. 1591 01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:15.640 Everyone's chaotic, every main character and everything's chaotic. That's the 1592 01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:18.399 nature of them. No, not necessarily name a non chaotic 1593 01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:21.720 good guy and the protagonist of the Lex Friedman podcast, 1594 01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:27.920 the protagonist of this podcast, that's insane. Every main character 1595 01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:29.840 of gay video, except for like maybe I don't know, 1596 01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:32.600 like Chris Redfield and those kind of niggas are like, 1597 01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:33.439 actually good. 1598 01:11:33.279 --> 01:11:35.840 Guysfield is absolutely chaotic. What do you mean he puts 1599 01:11:35.880 --> 01:11:38.479 a fucking boulder into it? The boulder. It's not the 1600 01:11:38.520 --> 01:11:43.079 boulder you said, riding? What about what about Gray Fox? 1601 01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:46.479 Any think he has more of a redemption Gray Fox? 1602 01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:48.119 Yeah? And Gear solid. 1603 01:11:49.000 --> 01:11:50.880 I don't Fox just die well? 1604 01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:53.920 No, he fucking well, he sacrifices himself to give you 1605 01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:54.960 a chance to be middle Gear. 1606 01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.159 That's true. If I'm mistaken, yes, because Fox is to 1607 01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:00.840 the highest rank, that's the highest, right highest ache. Yeah. 1608 01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:03.159 Without great Fox, you would have been fucked. And then 1609 01:12:03.159 --> 01:12:05.119 he got cyborged up and he was about to kill 1610 01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:05.319 and he. 1611 01:12:05.359 --> 01:12:07.399 Was like no, no, it is like Noah, and then 1612 01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:09.840 he fucking like comes on fucking metal Gear and then 1613 01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:12.119 Meddlegar stumps It's crazy. 1614 01:12:12.640 --> 01:12:14.520 I'm fucking man, I'm so mad. 1615 01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:18.439 I'm I'm sorry for all the the Snake Eater heads 1616 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:20.720 like middle Gear Solids, the Goat for me, dude, and 1617 01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:22.720 I just I don't want to wait, but you to 1618 01:12:22.800 --> 01:12:24.960 wait fucking how many years to get a new remastered 1619 01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:28.720 metal Gear Solid seven the first one? Yeah, like Jesus Christ, 1620 01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:30.960 because we gotta wait for fucking two now, and. 1621 01:12:32.000 --> 01:12:34.680 Hopefully it just did. That's genuinely crazy to me. Look, 1622 01:12:34.720 --> 01:12:36.840 snake Eater, I'm the best one. I also think the 1623 01:12:36.880 --> 01:12:38.720 best one. I think I have my I have my 1624 01:12:38.800 --> 01:12:39.439 opinions was. 1625 01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:42.119 The person that hates like stuff when they baking too 1626 01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:43.520 much realism into a game. 1627 01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:45.920 There's a lot of ship. There's a lot of ship 1628 01:12:46.079 --> 01:12:49.680 going on, okay, especially in two thousand, like what fucking 1629 01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:50.760 five or six? 1630 01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:53.560 Yeah, And I was like way too young, and it 1631 01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:55.399 was like, look at all this you gotta eat. 1632 01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:57.359 I'm watch off for the crocodile and you had to 1633 01:12:57.439 --> 01:12:58.840 tranquil ass a gun and it's like, how do I 1634 01:12:58.960 --> 01:13:02.000 stop this crocodile with a tranquilizer gun. 1635 01:13:02.199 --> 01:13:07.159 I'm ten, but I love that fucking game. I don't 1636 01:13:07.159 --> 01:13:08.279 know I have, I have nothing but love. 1637 01:13:08.399 --> 01:13:09.560 It's good. 1638 01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:13.000 I'm just I'm obviously also extremely biased because just there's 1639 01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:16.119 this Metal Gear Solid. It's just it was probably the first, 1640 01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:18.319 well it was the first. It must have been the 1641 01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:20.640 first stealth game I ever played. I can't think of 1642 01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.560 anything else. It maybe not, but I just can't think 1643 01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:29.640 of anything. I can't think of anything on I can't 1644 01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:31.640 think of anything. It must have been that. I'm just 1645 01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:34.079 gonna go with that. It's it's the first anything that 1646 01:13:34.159 --> 01:13:36.520 made me. Of course, how old I was, I didn't 1647 01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:37.880 get most of the stuff. 1648 01:13:38.359 --> 01:13:39.239 I didn't understand. 1649 01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:41.520 I was the first one for I never played. 1650 01:13:42.680 --> 01:13:44.680 Yeah, I played the funk out of it, but like 1651 01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:47.680 I was just way too stupid, too uh, way too 1652 01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:50.279 inured to understand how pretty complic game actually is. 1653 01:13:50.560 --> 01:13:53.560 Pretty it's pretty cool game series. It's fucking insane. 1654 01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:55.439 I mean just like literally the act of playing it, 1655 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.239 uh for me playing Medal gir Solid one time when. 1656 01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.399 I was younger two, because too, I feel like I 1657 01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:03.720 was progressing but not understanding what was happening. 1658 01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:05.279 I feel like I was just like I was on 1659 01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:06.720 a ride that I. 1660 01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.039 Didn't understand the right way, and I was just like, 1661 01:14:09.319 --> 01:14:12.239 what the fuck is happening? I played, and ever when 1662 01:14:12.279 --> 01:14:13.560 I got the sword, and I was like, yeah, I 1663 01:14:13.600 --> 01:14:15.880 got a sword, and then the way you use the 1664 01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:19.920 sword in two is so fucking stupid. I was like, 1665 01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:22.760 why did they even give me this? What was the 1666 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:25.680 point of me getting this? The flex bullets? Badly? 1667 01:14:26.119 --> 01:14:28.680 Like badly? I was, dude, I was. 1668 01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:31.399 I remember playing with my cousin and my cousin was like, dude, 1669 01:14:32.039 --> 01:14:33.880 oh you got a sword of finally like do cool stuffing. 1670 01:14:33.920 --> 01:14:40.079 Every was like yay, And then you were like, yeah, 1671 01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:44.840 all right, man, it's a that's a PS two game game. 1672 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:46.239 Yeah, what is your perception of it? 1673 01:14:46.479 --> 01:14:48.199 I mean, I played it, That's it all I knows. 1674 01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:48.720 I was there. 1675 01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:51.800 Do you not have a delineation of like generations. 1676 01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:53.720 In your mind at that time? Not really, you don't 1677 01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:57.079 remember because I wasn't turning it on. The absolutely jumping 1678 01:14:57.199 --> 01:15:00.720 quality from like looking at snake versus you know, it's crazy. 1679 01:15:01.119 --> 01:15:04.880 It's crazy in my brain right now they look almost 1680 01:15:04.920 --> 01:15:09.000 as they look probably the same than me IMPS. I 1681 01:15:09.119 --> 01:15:12.760 played them when I was This is also nearly two 1682 01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:16.079 decades ago. You're not that much younger me. Crazy. 1683 01:15:16.560 --> 01:15:18.600 You would not see that because that jump is the 1684 01:15:18.640 --> 01:15:19.279 biggest jump I. 1685 01:15:19.319 --> 01:15:23.119 Can at least see now in between those games. 1686 01:15:23.399 --> 01:15:27.199 Like graphically, no, I just mean graphically between games or 1687 01:15:27.239 --> 01:15:30.000 between generations, like it's ridiculous. 1688 01:15:30.680 --> 01:15:33.560 I think PRES two to p S three Xbox era. 1689 01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:37.239 I think that was also, but like, no, really, I 1690 01:15:37.359 --> 01:15:39.479 think no. PS one to PS two was great. 1691 01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:42.640 PS they looked humans PS two to three sixty, and 1692 01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:45.159 that that was big because it looked like human. PS 1693 01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:47.039 two to three sixty was bigger than the generations we've 1694 01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:48.479 seen from PS three to PS four and PS four 1695 01:15:48.520 --> 01:15:50.359 to PS five, for sure, But like PS one to 1696 01:15:50.439 --> 01:15:51.720 PS two was outrageous. 1697 01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:55.439 Why it was so outrageous because the faces were just 1698 01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:56.239 they were. 1699 01:15:57.840 --> 01:15:59.720 I don't think they'd have a face. He had like angles, 1700 01:16:00.199 --> 01:16:02.439 bro spider Man, I remember the Spider Man game, like 1701 01:16:02.479 --> 01:16:06.359 and his hands were like boxes, you know, and like 1702 01:16:06.640 --> 01:16:08.239 he come on. 1703 01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:12.159 Don't show me, fucking they're not showing me. They're they're 1704 01:16:12.199 --> 01:16:14.119 showing me everything except for what I'm asking for. 1705 01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:14.720 The original. 1706 01:16:14.840 --> 01:16:18.880 Yeah, they're showing me like even like, oh, just one 1707 01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:21.399 snake I'm doing I want you to well, I can 1708 01:16:21.439 --> 01:16:23.319 show you. I was trying to show them side by side, 1709 01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:26.800 you know, well, but here's here's just one like where 1710 01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:28.760 he's just a blurry. 1711 01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.159 Of course, his eyes were ideas. 1712 01:16:32.159 --> 01:16:34.800 That's even like, I don't even that's twin Snakes. 1713 01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:38.000 I think I don't even think that that's because I 1714 01:16:38.680 --> 01:16:41.479 twin Snakes. I I played sold one kind of recently. 1715 01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:42.840 You're probably, I mean, you might be right. 1716 01:16:42.920 --> 01:16:45.560 Let me see I can find because it is that 1717 01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:50.520 is the version right when snakes, which upsets me that 1718 01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:52.520 I can't own that on anything else. 1719 01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:55.359 It might be on the switches fucking new thing where 1720 01:16:55.399 --> 01:16:55.680 it's like. 1721 01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:00.520 If they did that, Oh, you're right that one snakes. 1722 01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:00.920 You're right. 1723 01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:06.000 So that's yeah, I remember that. That's what Yeah, remember that. 1724 01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:07.319 That is outrageous. 1725 01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:09.840 That's what the remnd that's what I see that. No, No, 1726 01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:13.399 I can see Ryden's face and then look at this. 1727 01:17:14.920 --> 01:17:18.520 Like that is like from going from that to this 1728 01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:22.560 is crazy going to it. It really is funny, not 1729 01:17:22.760 --> 01:17:26.000 face to distinct features. Yeah, p S two, PS two too. 1730 01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:28.439 PS three was more like, okay, so there's more definition here, 1731 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:32.479 but like straight up like on PS one, characters just 1732 01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:33.039 didn't have face. 1733 01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:33.800 That's great. 1734 01:17:34.399 --> 01:17:36.199 They just didn't have a mouth. Yeah, you know, I. 1735 01:17:36.199 --> 01:17:38.800 Remember their mouths wouldn't move, you know, they would they 1736 01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:40.319 would talk to you and it would have the camera 1737 01:17:40.359 --> 01:17:41.720 would cut to them so that you would know that 1738 01:17:41.760 --> 01:17:42.239 they're talking. 1739 01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:48.439 Yeah, it's uh yeah, man, that's great man. But Fight 1740 01:17:48.560 --> 01:17:50.359 Night that was something Fight Night two thousand and five. 1741 01:17:50.439 --> 01:17:52.720 Yeah, just like what I remember being blown away. 1742 01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:57.039 By that, not like used. There's not much to animate, 1743 01:17:57.359 --> 01:17:59.079 so you can use all of the you can part 1744 01:17:59.119 --> 01:18:00.880 your resources into the characters exact. 1745 01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:02.600 Yeah, like you're not gonna have like an open world 1746 01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:04.399 with like weather effects and ships. And he was like, hey, 1747 01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:05.720 make this guy look like a guy. 1748 01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:06.079 Yeah. 1749 01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:07.680 Yeah, yeah, that's always cool. 1750 01:18:07.680 --> 01:18:09.439 That's why I always when I was a kid, I'm like, God, 1751 01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:11.920 why the fucking like fighting games look so much better? 1752 01:18:12.000 --> 01:18:13.520 And it's like, well, yeah, no ship. Yeah. 1753 01:18:13.880 --> 01:18:16.960 In retrospects, it's very obvious, like you think about like 1754 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:21.319 even just like even comparing things like uh, what is 1755 01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:27.000 it fucking Grand Theft Auto like Vice City and stuff 1756 01:18:27.079 --> 01:18:29.520 to other games on the p S two, it's just like, 1757 01:18:30.199 --> 01:18:32.239 why does it? Why does this look like shit? 1758 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:34.319 You're like, oh, because there's a lot of it. 1759 01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:37.640 Notoriously, I remember playing San Andreas and I'm like, this 1760 01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:42.439 game looks fucking awful. I love I could go so 1761 01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:45.399 like endless all I'm going up this that Mountain was 1762 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:47.640 more data than like probably most games that. 1763 01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:50.359 I Yeah, I was like, you'll love the fucking the 1764 01:18:50.439 --> 01:18:52.760 ports where you used to wiggle the car big, you 1765 01:18:52.920 --> 01:18:53.920 just wiggled the car. 1766 01:18:54.159 --> 01:18:55.720 Why that is so? 1767 01:18:56.920 --> 01:18:58.199 I wonder if those are good? 1768 01:18:58.680 --> 01:18:59.560 I'm there finished now. 1769 01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:04.399 Yeah, they did have that, uh that surprise fucking patch. Yeah, 1770 01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:05.159 that's cool. 1771 01:19:05.239 --> 01:19:08.560 I want them to do that too. They finally upgradated 1772 01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:10.319 and it actually works now. I played it like a 1773 01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:11.000 week ago and. 1774 01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:14.760 Right, you're right, I forgot about it recently. It's actually 1775 01:19:14.760 --> 01:19:16.920 really fun. It's still as fun as it was before. Yeah. 1776 01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:20.680 I love throwing bombs and rooms with fucking droids in it. Yeah, 1777 01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:23.039 stupid as droids much. How much was it when they 1778 01:19:23.079 --> 01:19:23.399 dropped that. 1779 01:19:23.760 --> 01:19:29.880 I don't remember, like forty s with the definitive edition 1780 01:19:29.960 --> 01:19:32.079 with them what what was the whole title of it? 1781 01:19:32.199 --> 01:19:33.640 The Dranda Potto. Oh, I don't know. 1782 01:19:33.640 --> 01:19:36.479 I think it was like a long stupid title, wasn't it. No, 1783 01:19:36.600 --> 01:19:37.079 I don't think so. 1784 01:19:37.119 --> 01:19:39.760 I think it's the GA Trilogy Definitive Edition or something. 1785 01:19:40.319 --> 01:19:41.800 I thought it was longer than that, but it might 1786 01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:43.039 have been something. I thought it was something. 1787 01:19:43.079 --> 01:19:45.319 I just remember. It's sounding really stupid, but look it up. 1788 01:19:45.560 --> 01:19:47.680 I really remember pot five titties. 1789 01:19:47.720 --> 01:19:50.840 Anyway, we're gonna go read uh fucking questions from our 1790 01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:53.199 patrons over a Patreonic compass a snark tank. Now remember 1791 01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:54.399 you could go over there five dollars. 1792 01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:57.039 Oh yeah, oh I see, it's a year. 1793 01:19:57.039 --> 01:19:59.840 You're right, It's just it just sounds long wind to 1794 01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:03.039 be because it's Grand Theft Botto the Trilogy, The Definitive 1795 01:20:03.119 --> 01:20:06.199 Oh yeah, the trilogy is kind of weird. Yeah, I 1796 01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:08.319 thought it was. I thought it was GJ trilogy. Who 1797 01:20:10.800 --> 01:20:13.880 the Trilogy the Definitive Vision? Like, all right, that is 1798 01:20:14.039 --> 01:20:14.880 that is actually crazy? 1799 01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:17.159 But popping over at patreon dot comast is snark tank 1800 01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:20.239 ask us a question, fucking folgers, the best part of 1801 01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:21.399 being gay is. 1802 01:20:21.399 --> 01:20:25.800 A long dick in your ass, wrote in you didn't 1803 01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:26.479 even try. 1804 01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:32.479 Yeah, it's those are the best ones in your butt anyway, 1805 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:32.760 it was the. 1806 01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:34.720 Best part of fucking But is penis in your butt? 1807 01:20:35.159 --> 01:20:37.840 So dumb? So terrible? 1808 01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:40.680 He says, Hey, guys, just got done watching the the 1809 01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:45.760 Nintendo direct I didn't even know that was just really happened. 1810 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.960 Yeah, there are so wait what is the same. 1811 01:20:49.399 --> 01:20:51.279 And saw what they were doing with Metroid Prime four 1812 01:20:51.399 --> 01:20:54.520 giving Sam as psychic powers for some fucking reason. Uh, 1813 01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:57.000 what powers would you give your favorite protagonists that they 1814 01:20:57.119 --> 01:21:00.319 never have ever showed sign any signs of having. Like 1815 01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:03.520 if you master Chief flashed speed force for no fucking reasons. 1816 01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:07.319 I like that idea I would give. Uh, I want 1817 01:21:07.359 --> 01:21:09.199 to give crash bandicoot telekinesis. 1818 01:21:10.239 --> 01:21:13.039 Yeah, I feel like that's way more dangerous thing. No, 1819 01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:14.880 I think it's I think it's exactly as dangerous as 1820 01:21:14.880 --> 01:21:17.039 I think. I know. I fact think it's more dangerousing. 1821 01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:18.600 I want him when he's spinning to do it with 1822 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:21.439 his mind as well, and everything's around him spins. 1823 01:21:22.279 --> 01:21:24.359 He's like a little Carnada. 1824 01:21:24.279 --> 01:21:26.880 I would give. I would give. It's like giving cradles 1825 01:21:26.920 --> 01:21:28.159 the belity to fly for some reason. 1826 01:21:29.079 --> 01:21:30.359 He damn near can he. 1827 01:21:30.560 --> 01:21:31.520 I think he literally can. 1828 01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:35.439 He's so strong. Yeah he does. 1829 01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:37.399 He does still in his wings so he can glide. 1830 01:21:39.119 --> 01:21:43.079 But the funny thing is he's like he's he's so strong, 1831 01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:45.319 he could be like the Hulk. He could just jump 1832 01:21:45.560 --> 01:21:48.199 fucking cities if he wanted to, But he just doesn't, 1833 01:21:48.600 --> 01:21:50.199 you know what I mean, Like he just doesn't do that. 1834 01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:50.760 Not anymore. 1835 01:21:50.800 --> 01:21:52.359 It's it's bound on his hamstrings. 1836 01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:56.439 Yeah, seeing him flip flip the sky was like what 1837 01:21:56.680 --> 01:21:59.399 the fuck? That moment is such an insane moment because 1838 01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:02.279 because the only person a Treys has the same reaction 1839 01:22:02.560 --> 01:22:05.720 you do when it happens, where he's like one, suck boy, 1840 01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:08.239 I can do it and he's like dad, that's like 1841 01:22:08.359 --> 01:22:10.319 flipping the sky, Like what do you know? 1842 01:22:10.439 --> 01:22:10.680 He just. 1843 01:22:12.399 --> 01:22:15.880 Streng and like did you just do that? Like he's 1844 01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:18.680 the only person, like he has the proper reactions. Other 1845 01:22:18.720 --> 01:22:19.720 gods would be like good job. 1846 01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:26.199 He was like, I'm always I always find The craziest 1847 01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:29.520 moment of that was when in two, in the opening 1848 01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:33.079 sequence of the game, the colossus that's get zapped by 1849 01:22:33.159 --> 01:22:36.239 Zeus to come and kill you, it tries to step 1850 01:22:36.319 --> 01:22:38.520 on you, like it busts through the building and then 1851 01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:42.640 he tosses it and I'm like, this guy is so impossible. 1852 01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:45.520 How many tons is this thing? And he tosses it. 1853 01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:47.479 I'm like, what do you even do with that? 1854 01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:51.199 He's like at least as strong as like an anti. 1855 01:22:51.079 --> 01:22:54.079 Yeah, like yeah, leasas strong as a human answer. It's 1856 01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:57.079 insane to think of how insane those characters are, because 1857 01:22:57.159 --> 01:22:59.319 in the New One, Freia almost kills that. 1858 01:22:59.399 --> 01:23:02.239 Nigga like she in the very beginning of the game, 1859 01:23:03.039 --> 01:23:05.319 he didn't know who that was. I think I think 1860 01:23:05.359 --> 01:23:05.840 he's weaker. 1861 01:23:05.960 --> 01:23:06.760 Now, for sure, I. 1862 01:23:06.760 --> 01:23:08.880 Think that's a little bit weak. Is definitely weaker. 1863 01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:12.600 But also I think it is I think it is. 1864 01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:16.560 I guess I shouldn't say obvious, but it seems obvious 1865 01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:19.760 to me that if he had a vandetta against Frey, 1866 01:23:19.880 --> 01:23:21.800 you would have killed the ship out of her. Yeah, 1867 01:23:22.119 --> 01:23:25.399 but like she's incredibly powerful to where he still couldn't 1868 01:23:25.399 --> 01:23:27.840 really defend her. He could offend her off. Well, he 1869 01:23:27.880 --> 01:23:28.720 still gets stabbed. 1870 01:23:28.920 --> 01:23:31.920 Do you ever just him in the beginning of the 1871 01:23:31.960 --> 01:23:33.800 second one? Did you ever do different sequences just to 1872 01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:34.680 see how she kills you? 1873 01:23:35.279 --> 01:23:37.359 Yeah? I did that, Like so the second play through, 1874 01:23:37.479 --> 01:23:39.399 like when the opening sequence which he kept trying to 1875 01:23:39.479 --> 01:23:41.800 kill you, I kept at certain points just not doing 1876 01:23:41.920 --> 01:23:44.359 like the mini games or the QT things, just to 1877 01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.640 see what happens. And she like stab the ship out 1878 01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:48.920 of you. She'll fucking put your and like you'll go 1879 01:23:49.079 --> 01:23:52.119 tumbling off the fucking thing. Dad, It's so funny. 1880 01:23:53.479 --> 01:23:57.680 I love I love that alone. Yeah, that's that's that 1881 01:23:57.840 --> 01:24:00.359 is the That is a kid. That is what a 1882 01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:01.279 kid would say. 1883 01:24:03.079 --> 01:24:04.039 My favorite thing about that. 1884 01:24:04.119 --> 01:24:06.479 Is like imagining, like that's where the story does end. 1885 01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:07.880 Yeah, that's it. 1886 01:24:08.199 --> 01:24:09.560 There's all this set up in thematic. 1887 01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:13.159 Now he got. 1888 01:24:13.079 --> 01:24:15.000 Stabbed in a car and died. That's it. 1889 01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:17.960 It's like a DND campaign work. Character just dies randomly, 1890 01:24:18.239 --> 01:24:19.600 like this guy just to be the character said the 1891 01:24:19.600 --> 01:24:21.520 world and then someone stabs him. He's on the loop. 1892 01:24:22.520 --> 01:24:25.720 It's like Waltz in he's on Fortify. Somebody jokes him 1893 01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:27.600 three times in a gut and it leaves it. 1894 01:24:27.640 --> 01:24:29.479 Then it's like, oh, the rumors of a new Gota 1895 01:24:29.479 --> 01:24:30.039 war this year. 1896 01:24:30.079 --> 01:24:33.680 Actually, oh yeah, there's gonna be a smaller like a Greek. 1897 01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:35.720 Side thing saying that the Morales type thing. 1898 01:24:35.760 --> 01:24:39.479 I guess, yeah, which, I'll be honest, more of that, please, 1899 01:24:40.279 --> 01:24:42.239 I personally, you don't you don't want, you don't want 1900 01:24:42.239 --> 01:24:43.359 something like that. I want more. 1901 01:24:43.600 --> 01:24:45.319 I kind of just wanted, you know what I mean, 1902 01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:49.319 Like I like the interstition. I'm kind of tired of 1903 01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:51.680 gotta war honestly, Like in this verse, like it'd be cool. 1904 01:24:52.239 --> 01:24:53.800 I was hoping for if there was a God of 1905 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:55.159 War thing this year. It was it was gonna be 1906 01:24:55.199 --> 01:24:57.159 the trilogy, like you. 1907 01:24:57.239 --> 01:24:59.680 Know, yeah, they're gonna actually do that yeah. Yeah. 1908 01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:02.079 Instead it's like here's a new one in Greece or 1909 01:25:02.119 --> 01:25:03.840 something like a side thing. He is like, I don't 1910 01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:06.560 wonder what it looks like now you talking from Well, 1911 01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:08.319 there's like DLC in the new one. 1912 01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:10.680 That like brings you to the val Hala you can 1913 01:25:10.760 --> 01:25:12.600 get a little bit of a but even brings you 1914 01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:15.159 back to one specific scene where you sacrifice this one 1915 01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:16.800 soldier first. 1916 01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:19.520 Game for no good reason. It turns into who again, 1917 01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:21.960 you're some Diana Ross. 1918 01:25:22.239 --> 01:25:24.319 Oh no, it turns into it. It ends up being. 1919 01:25:26.640 --> 01:25:30.880 Head dude, mir I know personally you're like, oh sorry, 1920 01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:33.399 you put it apollow. You put apollowollow, which you have 1921 01:25:33.520 --> 01:25:33.800 no problem. 1922 01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:36.319 Yeah, And it's like you're like. 1923 01:25:36.319 --> 01:25:38.920 Oh, ship, my band, this I didn't mean to put 1924 01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:39.960 you in this box of death. 1925 01:25:40.159 --> 01:25:40.880 He's like, brother, what. 1926 01:25:43.239 --> 01:25:45.319 Are you doing? What are you doing to me? 1927 01:25:45.479 --> 01:25:48.079 This is I love I love you. That's so fucking funny. 1928 01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:53.079 What are you doing some reason? 1929 01:25:53.159 --> 01:25:54.079 I'm very irish. 1930 01:25:54.520 --> 01:25:56.720 I don't know why, why are you? I'm so sad 1931 01:25:56.760 --> 01:26:01.479 that you not have me cook because now seek secret 1932 01:26:01.720 --> 01:26:05.880 yes forgot her name whatever, queen bitch cannot suck me 1933 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:09.239 cook anymore. He was he was with that cock you 1934 01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:11.159 see all that blood in her mask. 1935 01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:14.920 He was he was piping that tall. 1936 01:26:16.680 --> 01:26:20.000 That is crazy that man was giving her skinny as 1937 01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:21.640 because you can see like his body on the. 1938 01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:25.800 He was. He was ways the sator, so of course 1939 01:26:25.880 --> 01:26:27.399 he had to hog on him. 1940 01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:35.399 Like Moon, you want to know something that you're thinking 1941 01:26:35.800 --> 01:26:41.239 for some reason, I was thinking Sair Moon, Why Jewish sailor? 1942 01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:41.439 Moon? 1943 01:26:41.520 --> 01:26:42.880 Like, I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know. 1944 01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:45.560 I don't know. You guys are interesting. Did we answer 1945 01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:46.560 that question a week now? 1946 01:26:47.039 --> 01:26:48.479 I want to give. I want to give. I want 1947 01:26:48.520 --> 01:26:49.960 to give the ability to. 1948 01:26:52.239 --> 01:26:58.000 Underwater Miles Browns in two years. Oh yeah, just collecting 1949 01:26:58.039 --> 01:27:01.760 powers like they're sucking collectibles. He's such an overpowered characters 1950 01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:04.560 like I love it. I saw that shit coming a 1951 01:27:04.600 --> 01:27:08.000 mile away. Man, that's so crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy. 1952 01:27:08.039 --> 01:27:10.520 The second he was like making swords and ship. Yeah, 1953 01:27:10.720 --> 01:27:15.239 out of electric what people he has electrocnesis. 1954 01:27:14.600 --> 01:27:16.760 He's limitless, He's gonna be limitless. 1955 01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:18.800 He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He's been 1956 01:27:19.119 --> 01:27:21.760 just because you can exude, you don't have like vomit canesis. 1957 01:27:21.840 --> 01:27:23.159 Just because you can throw vomit. 1958 01:27:24.680 --> 01:27:26.560 If you can, that would be cool, he's been able 1959 01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:30.439 to for the whole time touch people and electrocute them. 1960 01:27:31.039 --> 01:27:32.560 That is like the pathway. 1961 01:27:32.600 --> 01:27:34.840 It's like, I've damn near done that myself. 1962 01:27:35.560 --> 01:27:37.800 Why can't Electro do that? Electro, he can do that. 1963 01:27:37.880 --> 01:27:39.880 Of course he can do that. What Electro? No, why 1964 01:27:39.880 --> 01:27:41.479 does he not do shit like that? Because he's a 1965 01:27:41.640 --> 01:27:46.319 fucking retard. That is literally why Electro is so we 1966 01:27:46.439 --> 01:27:51.439 talked about this one episode. Electro is so wildly fucking dangerous. 1967 01:27:51.720 --> 01:27:54.319 But he's special needs, so he doesn't know he's dangerous. 1968 01:27:57.239 --> 01:27:59.359 Can I not give somebody powers, but give them like 1969 01:28:00.399 --> 01:28:03.039 like I like the idea of of like Arthur Morgan 1970 01:28:03.119 --> 01:28:06.199 or something like a regular person grounded character to having 1971 01:28:06.279 --> 01:28:10.399 like a symbio or having like a guiver armor something. 1972 01:28:11.840 --> 01:28:13.880 Micah, could you imagine? 1973 01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:19.000 My god, that's stupid. 1974 01:28:19.119 --> 01:28:22.760 That's hilariously stupid. That is too much man. 1975 01:28:22.920 --> 01:28:27.920 That's he's like everyone a little jack with a symbio, 1976 01:28:29.319 --> 01:28:33.039 just like a train passes by, you know, then it's 1977 01:28:33.039 --> 01:28:33.520 going crazy. 1978 01:28:33.520 --> 01:28:40.520 It's too loud, just to see if we get tortured. 1979 01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:49.960 Jackets a kid now it's our trance boy, John, do it, no, John, 1980 01:28:50.119 --> 01:28:50.359 do it? 1981 01:28:50.479 --> 01:28:53.640 You have to symbi off of. 1982 01:28:53.800 --> 01:28:56.680 Him I'm sorry Jackie that accent. 1983 01:28:58.399 --> 01:29:01.920 I love my son. We's not your son no more. 1984 01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:16.600 Damn it, John, Wheez, whe's venom. Oh little Jack. 1985 01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:20.960 Little Jack with his little symbio. To do it, Son, 1986 01:29:22.520 --> 01:29:28.319 you're gonna pull you gota pull that boy. John. 1987 01:29:28.479 --> 01:29:31.119 You gotta put your the fucking boot on his throat 1988 01:29:31.159 --> 01:29:33.359 and blow that symbio's brain. 1989 01:29:34.279 --> 01:29:34.800 Will kill me. 1990 01:29:35.520 --> 01:29:40.439 I can't do it. We always found out. We always 1991 01:29:40.439 --> 01:29:50.279 find ourselves here, Josh. So it's you and me, the 1992 01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:55.720 little boy with a how do we do this all 1993 01:29:55.800 --> 01:29:56.239 the time? 1994 01:29:57.199 --> 01:29:58.800 Oh my god, Jack with a sm. 1995 01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:00.960 Fucking advent. 1996 01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:04.359 Jack is only seven years old and he's had to 1997 01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:07.159 send me five times and he ended up in his 1998 01:30:07.239 --> 01:30:09.640 exact predicaments, so fuddy. 1999 01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:10.520 Like he's got like a sickness. 2000 01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:13.279 But it only works with him. He seeks him out. 2001 01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:16.840 I don't know if I can do it, Arthur. Well, 2002 01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:22.800 it would mean a lot to it. Yeah, I love you. 2003 01:30:23.520 --> 01:30:24.000 It's all. 2004 01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:25.600 Blow Jack's brains out. 2005 01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:29.479 Mean a great deal to me, That's what he says 2006 01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:30.840 about the end of the side of line. And I've 2007 01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:31.399 got a plan. 2008 01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:35.359 I got a I got a plan, John, and he and. 2009 01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:37.680 He puts his hands up and he's been Wolverine the 2010 01:30:37.720 --> 01:30:40.199 whole time, and now it was a little his little 2011 01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:40.840 knives come out. 2012 01:30:40.880 --> 01:30:43.159 I got a plan just and he just dice his 2013 01:30:43.359 --> 01:30:43.800 jack up. 2014 01:30:46.399 --> 01:30:47.720 He's laughing exactly like that. 2015 01:30:49.640 --> 01:30:52.199 Or just clean it Uparthur. 2016 01:30:52.960 --> 01:30:54.520 I think I'm like this and not like my cousin 2017 01:30:54.640 --> 01:30:58.199 Penis Reen. Arthur finished it. Burn him down with your 2018 01:30:58.279 --> 01:30:59.279 human torch power. 2019 01:31:00.159 --> 01:31:01.960 Are in the Pinkertons. 2020 01:31:02.439 --> 01:31:05.159 Pena's reading the Biggertons's the dope name. 2021 01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:10.960 Questions reading the person. 2022 01:31:11.279 --> 01:31:12.239 I gotta write that down. 2023 01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:14.119 You don't. 2024 01:31:15.479 --> 01:31:17.319 You're gonna you know, it's crazy. 2025 01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:19.079 You're gonna read that. You're gonna put that away. You're 2026 01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:20.560 gonna read that tomorrow. You're like, this sucks. 2027 01:31:23.159 --> 01:31:25.239 How many times that's happened to me? But I read that. 2028 01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:27.199 I was like, that's funny, and then I read it 2029 01:31:27.239 --> 01:31:29.800 the next morning. I'm like the funk am I talking about. 2030 01:31:31.239 --> 01:31:40.239 It? Looks so dumb? To what is penarad god pters 2031 01:31:40.319 --> 01:31:41.800 read is so stupid? 2032 01:31:41.840 --> 01:31:44.239 All right, So Josie and the bussy Cats, he says, hey, 2033 01:31:44.239 --> 01:31:46.840 there are three gay uncles. I'm gonna rewatch all the 2034 01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:49.000 podcast episodes and I don't know if you wanted a 2035 01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:52.319 super cut slash compilation of something specific. Also, have you 2036 01:31:52.319 --> 01:31:54.359 ever noticed swing structure as a joke the same way 2037 01:31:54.439 --> 01:31:58.159 Trump describes things. Can you imagine this happening describes thing 2038 01:31:58.239 --> 01:32:00.840 happening that is Yeah, I guess that's cool. 2039 01:32:00.920 --> 01:32:04.199 I can get guess you guys are kindred spirits. Maybe yeah, 2040 01:32:04.720 --> 01:32:06.119 I don't know why you're not present right now. Maybe 2041 01:32:06.119 --> 01:32:06.760 it will be afterwards. 2042 01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:09.199 Imagine that. Can you imagine immigrants coming to the border. 2043 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:12.399 Look at that, immigrants all over the border. 2044 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:16.159 It is kind of similar. Well, I know that we 2045 01:32:16.319 --> 01:32:18.800 I know that we have a speech. 2046 01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:22.000 I want my boy, my boy Kingston. 2047 01:32:22.199 --> 01:32:24.880 I'm gonna I'm gonna introduce you to an amazing man, 2048 01:32:25.720 --> 01:32:29.079 Kingston's dad. Take the floor, everybody, it's. 2049 01:32:29.000 --> 01:32:32.560 Weak Hunters the Hunter from Dumanji. And he walks in 2050 01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:34.520 and he looks like. 2051 01:32:35.039 --> 01:32:36.840 He looks he looks like the Hunter from Dumanji and 2052 01:32:37.039 --> 01:32:38.720 like Pierce's dad from Community. 2053 01:32:38.800 --> 01:32:44.880 Remember reminded me about him. I've been thinking about him 2054 01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:48.279 every other day. That guy's crazy, dude. I just I 2055 01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:51.880 just think about the lego hair extream. Racism of having 2056 01:32:52.000 --> 01:32:54.439 ivory hair is so fucking funny. 2057 01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:59.079 It is really iconic, like like like real racists could 2058 01:32:59.159 --> 01:33:01.600 never even fire to be that level, like I have 2059 01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:02.600 an ivory. 2060 01:33:02.359 --> 01:33:06.720 Wi whoever thought of that? 2061 01:33:07.079 --> 01:33:08.079 Brilliant? Brilliant. 2062 01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:13.439 Yeah, that's some brow you've got Scandinavian or something like that. 2063 01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:15.680 It's like, what a good character. 2064 01:33:16.359 --> 01:33:18.479 I'm kind of sad that, like Pierce himself like was 2065 01:33:18.800 --> 01:33:22.560 like or Chase Chase, because like I would have loved 2066 01:33:22.680 --> 01:33:23.079 more of that. 2067 01:33:23.439 --> 01:33:24.520 Yeah, he was so funny. 2068 01:33:24.600 --> 01:33:26.600 That sucks man. He was, Yeah, was he was? He was. 2069 01:33:27.199 --> 01:33:28.319 That's so unfortunate. 2070 01:33:28.800 --> 01:33:32.279 Unfortunate tell he was like he's in plain sight, you know, 2071 01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:34.159 doing in playing sight. 2072 01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:37.239 Well you sometimes look sometimes, yes, but sometimes they're just 2073 01:33:37.279 --> 01:33:40.119 a really good actor, right, It's like it's like John 2074 01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:42.840 Voight where John one of my favorite movies I was 2075 01:33:42.840 --> 01:33:44.880 talking about was Before Varsity Blues. It's one of those 2076 01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.840 old teen teen movies that it's actually good. 2077 01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:49.399 In my opinion is that is that the one with 2078 01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:50.359 the blue football team? 2079 01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:53.279 Well I think the colors are blue actually. 2080 01:33:53.479 --> 01:33:57.319 Like there like Blue Man Group, it's a Jason. Yeah, 2081 01:33:57.560 --> 01:33:59.319 it's based on the true story of the Blue Man 2082 01:33:59.359 --> 01:34:01.960 Group playing full on text. You have their vinyls. 2083 01:34:03.800 --> 01:34:12.960 Oh my god. John Voyd's racist, Okay, go for it. 2084 01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:15.520 He's a racist. 2085 01:34:15.560 --> 01:34:17.720 He's a massive Trump supporter, but like he played a 2086 01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:18.560 racist in that movie. 2087 01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:23.079 That's so funny. He plays it so well, and I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, 2088 01:34:24.359 --> 01:34:25.560 that makes perfect sense. 2089 01:34:25.840 --> 01:34:29.640 When Bill and I plays a science guy. You know 2090 01:34:29.720 --> 01:34:32.000 he fooled his last name, yeah. 2091 01:34:32.479 --> 01:34:36.600 Will so nice stands for Nigel with the wide stupid 2092 01:34:36.880 --> 01:34:40.479 So Bill Nigel the science guy, the science guy, such 2093 01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:41.479 a fucking. 2094 01:34:41.279 --> 01:34:45.159 Bastard, wasted time. I cannot believe I listened to you 2095 01:34:45.279 --> 01:34:48.000 say that. I hate you. This is real, this is 2096 01:34:48.039 --> 01:34:52.880 a real second, it's really mother. I was like Bill, 2097 01:34:53.119 --> 01:34:56.520 not Nigel, and I started drawing a lot. I was like, 2098 01:34:56.640 --> 01:34:59.439 this is stupid. You're stupid. You don't know Bill Nigel 2099 01:34:59.479 --> 01:34:59.960 the science guy. 2100 01:35:02.760 --> 01:35:03.119 Moron. 2101 01:35:04.600 --> 01:35:09.520 You guys are bastards. You guys like that's so dumb, Bill. 2102 01:35:10.840 --> 01:35:16.159 Gel, that's too long. You gotta you gotta trim it. 2103 01:35:16.159 --> 01:35:20.840 You gotta. William Bigel will compromise my name. 2104 01:35:22.760 --> 01:35:24.560 I don't change yeah, and he goes, all right, I'll 2105 01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:26.880 change Nice. So it's just Bill ny the Science Guide. 2106 01:35:27.319 --> 01:35:32.279 Still name is William Nye, William Nigel, the Science Guidel, 2107 01:35:32.399 --> 01:35:34.920 William Nigel the Science Guide. And they're like, funk, this sucks. 2108 01:35:34.960 --> 01:35:38.439 The word fucking sucks. We don't have we don't have 2109 01:35:38.520 --> 01:35:41.239 the money to print all this. They're like they already 2110 01:35:41.279 --> 01:35:45.960 wrote that, they wrote, so they they packaged like you know, 2111 01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:47.640 they brought it to him, like, hey, look at checking, 2112 01:35:47.680 --> 01:35:51.039 we got the show laminated Bill Ny the science guy. 2113 01:35:51.159 --> 01:35:53.199 Look we got a fucking cool ass theme song. That 2114 01:35:53.359 --> 01:35:56.640 fucking that John Williams. John Williams did it. 2115 01:35:56.680 --> 01:35:59.960 You know this is great. Williams doing the Bill is crazy? 2116 01:36:02.359 --> 01:36:04.680 Do you so? And then he's like, I fucking hate it. 2117 01:36:05.239 --> 01:36:08.279 My name is William Nigel the science Guijoel. What the 2118 01:36:08.359 --> 01:36:11.960 fuck is Bill Ny the science Didn't you fucking understand 2119 01:36:12.520 --> 01:36:16.880 when I met with you in March? He gets real, 2120 01:36:17.119 --> 01:36:18.680 It's like real, he's. 2121 01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:20.800 So fucking really starts sciencing. 2122 01:36:21.159 --> 01:36:22.680 You printed all this ship. 2123 01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:27.359 I want triple my fucking salary. Bill. I'm sorry that 2124 01:36:27.760 --> 01:36:31.199 we we we just we just thought that it fit better, 2125 01:36:31.279 --> 01:36:32.399 you know, like we want the kids to. 2126 01:36:32.520 --> 01:36:35.359 Like can people over at Fox. 2127 01:36:36.640 --> 01:36:38.279 Didn't make this fucking mistake? 2128 01:36:38.520 --> 01:36:40.520 And they're offered me twice is why should I stay? 2129 01:36:43.039 --> 01:36:43.279 Listen? 2130 01:36:44.199 --> 01:36:47.840 Listen, just listen, just listen to the sign, listen to 2131 01:36:48.159 --> 01:36:50.600 let's listen to the song. Please please hear the song. 2132 01:36:52.319 --> 01:36:53.159 This science guy. 2133 01:36:53.359 --> 01:36:56.119 That's not what he said. He's no, here's the Chinese 2134 01:36:56.159 --> 01:36:56.560 one first. 2135 01:36:56.920 --> 01:36:58.520 Jeez, he's a jow. 2136 01:36:58.920 --> 01:37:04.079 Yeah, that's how it sounds. 2137 01:37:05.279 --> 01:37:08.039 He is just doing it accurate. But it's just like, 2138 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:09.920 why would he hear that first? 2139 01:37:10.359 --> 01:37:10.800 I don't know. 2140 01:37:10.960 --> 01:37:13.680 He was like, Bill, we want to show you the 2141 01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:19.000 Chinese version first, means it cuts. 2142 01:37:19.199 --> 01:37:21.079 It cuts to a sitcom basically, and it's like a 2143 01:37:21.520 --> 01:37:24.159 of like two executives, like they're the executives and it 2144 01:37:24.199 --> 01:37:24.640 cuts to them. 2145 01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:26.399 It's like, oh my god, I picked up the wrong tape. 2146 01:37:27.520 --> 01:37:30.560 Oh no, you know, and that's their story. 2147 01:37:31.800 --> 01:37:32.000 Dude. 2148 01:37:32.039 --> 01:37:35.239 I love that Bill's mad and they have to like 2149 01:37:35.319 --> 01:37:37.279 calm him down, like they're like, oh, we're confident will 2150 01:37:37.279 --> 01:37:39.199 convince him by showing him the theme song. 2151 01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:41.000 He'll get it, and it slaps. 2152 01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:45.239 He picked the Chinese one up on accident. It still works. 2153 01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:47.359 He's like. Bill's like, oh, you know what, I have 2154 01:37:47.439 --> 01:37:49.960 no idea what the fuck they're saying. That sounds pretty great. 2155 01:37:50.159 --> 01:37:52.680 It's because he doesn't understand that they're not saying William 2156 01:37:52.760 --> 01:37:55.920 Nigel the sides schedule. So he's like, oh, that's I mean, 2157 01:37:55.960 --> 01:37:57.840 I don't know what that is, but that sounds really dope. 2158 01:37:57.880 --> 01:37:59.760 I want anything to do with anything that is that. 2159 01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:02.600 That that sounds amazing. I can't wait to hear my 2160 01:38:02.760 --> 01:38:06.560 name William Nigel, the science Guidu Canton gonna be great. 2161 01:38:06.760 --> 01:38:12.439 And they're like, yeah, yeah, definitely. The silence well fast, 2162 01:38:12.479 --> 01:38:13.880 and then well yeah, and. 2163 01:38:13.880 --> 01:38:15.680 Then they gave him and then that night they snuck 2164 01:38:15.720 --> 01:38:17.520 into his room and gave him a pill that made 2165 01:38:17.600 --> 01:38:18.800 him never hear music again. 2166 01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:23.920 I cannot believe that you talk about me. That is 2167 01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:29.479 the most I've never seen. You made a plot device 2168 01:38:29.600 --> 01:38:30.920 in a plot device, so. 2169 01:38:31.000 --> 01:38:33.560 He can't so he can't know that they're not saying 2170 01:38:33.920 --> 01:38:38.079 cific vibrations and frequencies that are blocked from him. As 2171 01:38:38.119 --> 01:38:40.760 soon as it sounds like music, So someone starts humming, 2172 01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:43.640 you can't hear it. You can be talking to me 2173 01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:44.680 like ah. 2174 01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:46.760 And he's just like that's why they cut the karaoke 2175 01:38:46.840 --> 01:38:48.079 bits from the end of the show that they used 2176 01:38:48.079 --> 01:38:48.199 to have. 2177 01:38:48.319 --> 01:38:49.960 Did you just stop talking about your mouths open? I 2178 01:38:50.000 --> 01:38:53.000 don't understand what you just what's going on? I'm I 2179 01:38:53.119 --> 01:38:55.960 feel that feels I feel so sad. I feel so sad. 2180 01:38:56.000 --> 01:39:00.880 I can't feel rhythm. Can we go to a next oh? 2181 01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:03.319 By the way, what was the question. 2182 01:39:04.159 --> 01:39:04.960 Go to the next one? 2183 01:39:05.119 --> 01:39:07.000 No, we were that's the same question, or I don't know. 2184 01:39:08.439 --> 01:39:10.520 It was a yeah, I don't know, man, No, absolutely, 2185 01:39:10.840 --> 01:39:12.199 look it, I would say a great answer. 2186 01:39:12.479 --> 01:39:12.520 No. 2187 01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:15.199 Some of the sweety's various laughs. I think I want 2188 01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.239 like and I don't. I specifically don't want two of 2189 01:39:18.319 --> 01:39:20.399 the same laugh next to each other. I want all 2190 01:39:20.479 --> 01:39:23.640 of the different ones intercut. I don't want two of 2191 01:39:23.640 --> 01:39:24.399 the same one in a row. 2192 01:39:24.319 --> 01:39:24.760 Is what I'm saying. 2193 01:39:24.760 --> 01:39:27.439 It's gonna be two. If there's you're insane thing, there's 2194 01:39:27.439 --> 01:39:27.720 only two. 2195 01:39:27.760 --> 01:39:30.760 If there's any jokes that you feel like are particularly hilarious, 2196 01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:34.039 definitely cut those out too, because I would like to 2197 01:39:35.880 --> 01:39:40.199 put more stuff out there, and I can't remember ninety 2198 01:39:40.319 --> 01:39:41.920 nine percent of what we did. 2199 01:39:42.119 --> 01:39:45.159 Yeah, the most recent thing in my mind is the 2200 01:39:45.239 --> 01:39:47.000 most recent thing for me that I can remember. It's 2201 01:39:47.039 --> 01:39:50.520 really only because it's the thumbnail is fucking Bernie Sanders 2202 01:39:50.600 --> 01:39:53.000 with the salmon on his feet, and that's really the 2203 01:39:53.079 --> 01:39:54.960 only thing. But even that I barely remember. 2204 01:39:55.159 --> 01:39:58.439 Yeah, I'm really I'm really in love with the idea 2205 01:39:58.439 --> 01:40:01.159 of Jack and the symbio of like screaming off him 2206 01:40:01.159 --> 01:40:01.520 and he's just. 2207 01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:05.760 Like that's great. I would lie he's so small. 2208 01:40:06.319 --> 01:40:09.960 So make a combination of Sweety's laughs, any Danny jokes 2209 01:40:10.000 --> 01:40:12.520 that we have that pretty good. I think you've run 2210 01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:13.439 a little bit of a run lately. 2211 01:40:13.680 --> 01:40:14.520 Yeah, the brain sham. 2212 01:40:14.680 --> 01:40:18.000 I'm actually really upset because I specifically clipped that part 2213 01:40:18.000 --> 01:40:21.920 of the podcast and then just being on autopilot what 2214 01:40:22.039 --> 01:40:24.600 I normally do after I'm done editing, I just exit 2215 01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:25.079 out everything. 2216 01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:27.279 I don't save it because I'm done. Like it's like, 2217 01:40:27.359 --> 01:40:28.880 oh it's it's it's been rendered. 2218 01:40:29.439 --> 01:40:32.640 It's good. I don't need this anymore. And then, uh, 2219 01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:35.800 I forgot that I clipped. You know, I was supposed 2220 01:40:35.800 --> 01:40:38.279 to render those clips and I exit out everything. 2221 01:40:38.359 --> 01:40:42.479 Was yeah, I immediately just abandoned. I'm not going back 2222 01:40:42.520 --> 01:40:42.920 and doing this. 2223 01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:46.560 I had a pinpointed uh yeah, so it'll be a 2224 01:40:46.600 --> 01:40:47.359 clip at some point. 2225 01:40:47.439 --> 01:40:50.239 Yeah, somebody, someone will do it, a douchebag or somebody. 2226 01:40:51.880 --> 01:40:55.319 But it's also it was like it was I needed 2227 01:40:55.359 --> 01:40:57.680 to make it flow well for like to be like 2228 01:40:57.880 --> 01:40:58.720 a social media clip. 2229 01:40:58.760 --> 01:41:00.479 I needed to do some extra work to Yeah, you 2230 01:41:00.520 --> 01:41:02.920 gotta cut out like silences or like interruptions that don't 2231 01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:03.319 have anything to do. 2232 01:41:03.359 --> 01:41:03.960 It's kind of hat. 2233 01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:06.279 So it's a lot of editing, right, But uh, that's 2234 01:41:06.319 --> 01:41:09.279 what I did with the fucking solid snake under the 2235 01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:12.640 fucking uh sneaking into what is it, some woke person's house. 2236 01:41:12.800 --> 01:41:15.000 Yeah, that that still gets a little bit of traffic. 2237 01:41:15.439 --> 01:41:17.880 Yeah, and I imagine this is what this is what 2238 01:41:17.960 --> 01:41:21.960 I'm assuming somebody some racists with of course the Christian 2239 01:41:22.119 --> 01:41:24.319 you know, crucifix in their profiles, they always have. 2240 01:41:24.640 --> 01:41:25.960 There was the worst fucking people. 2241 01:41:26.079 --> 01:41:27.840 Yeah, people get angry. People get angry at that one. 2242 01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:28.279 It's specific. 2243 01:41:28.319 --> 01:41:30.119 They're really bad at that. I'm assuming they were. 2244 01:41:31.399 --> 01:41:33.000 We were when we were pretending to be like, you know, 2245 01:41:33.399 --> 01:41:34.000 woke people. 2246 01:41:34.399 --> 01:41:38.319 Yeah, he saw snakes like maga, you know, like it's 2247 01:41:38.319 --> 01:41:40.840 one of the Magaga. Yeah he's woke. 2248 01:41:41.000 --> 01:41:45.119 Oh my god, he's woke from what mega snake, mega snake. 2249 01:41:45.680 --> 01:41:45.800 You know. 2250 01:41:46.079 --> 01:41:47.760 It was. It was. It was stupid. It was a funny. 2251 01:41:47.760 --> 01:41:48.199 It was a funny. 2252 01:41:48.359 --> 01:41:49.279 Yeah, we can't redo it. 2253 01:41:49.640 --> 01:41:51.000 It uh it it had Uh. 2254 01:41:51.720 --> 01:41:53.960 It has a lot of views on it actually, and 2255 01:41:54.439 --> 01:41:56.760 every once in a while somebody really offended says something. 2256 01:41:57.239 --> 01:41:59.319 He didn't say anything on this post, particularly this guy, 2257 01:42:00.079 --> 01:42:06.079 but he on the latest thing, the flabber thing, This guy. 2258 01:42:06.000 --> 01:42:10.159 Just showed up because like you said, you said, he 2259 01:42:10.319 --> 01:42:12.159 sound like this seems like a little racist. 2260 01:42:12.159 --> 01:42:14.399 And then I replied with there was an elemental black 2261 01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:17.560 face to it, you know, just saying a dumb horrific yeah. 2262 01:42:17.960 --> 01:42:21.359 And then he quotes that and then he says, oh, 2263 01:42:21.479 --> 01:42:23.960 like God like blacks are so low IQ. 2264 01:42:24.520 --> 01:42:26.800 I was like, yeah, I did see that. 2265 01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:29.479 I went onto his profile and it had a uh 2266 01:42:31.079 --> 01:42:33.520 a cross cross a crucifix of course, and of course, 2267 01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:35.439 and I was like, I just I replied to your 2268 01:42:35.439 --> 01:42:36.920 God would love you, I said something. 2269 01:42:36.920 --> 01:42:38.640 I was like, yeah, Jesus would be like really proud 2270 01:42:38.720 --> 01:42:40.840 or so like I said something like that said. 2271 01:42:40.720 --> 01:42:41.279 What's that old thing? 2272 01:42:41.319 --> 01:42:41.720 Is no hate? 2273 01:42:41.720 --> 01:42:42.119 Like Christian? 2274 01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:45.279 Yeah, that really is so crazy. Like I saw that, 2275 01:42:45.319 --> 01:42:47.640 I was like, what, we're so clearly joking. 2276 01:42:48.079 --> 01:42:51.039 There's nothing black face about it. It's just like vaguely. 2277 01:42:50.760 --> 01:42:53.039 Tangentile to the idea of it exactly. I was like, 2278 01:42:53.239 --> 01:42:55.880 it's just heavy makeup, Like, brother, what's wrong? Like, why 2279 01:42:55.920 --> 01:42:58.119 are you so angry that you felt compelled to do that? 2280 01:42:58.279 --> 01:43:03.000 Like this this joke, this retarded podcast that's clearly not 2281 01:43:03.520 --> 01:43:07.159 take that's talking about a cartoon ghost. 2282 01:43:08.159 --> 01:43:13.479 Imagine, imagine getting twisted over flabber like flabber like was 2283 01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:15.560 he was am I misunderstanding him and he's just a 2284 01:43:15.760 --> 01:43:16.840 massive Beatleborgs fan. 2285 01:43:16.920 --> 01:43:20.159 He's really upset. Yeah, he's a flabhead. He's a he's 2286 01:43:20.199 --> 01:43:25.159 a flabbists a. He's a flablet. He's a flaming flabbot. 2287 01:43:26.319 --> 01:43:29.119 Flabbot. It's crazy, that's wild. 2288 01:43:30.359 --> 01:43:32.079 If they're he has kids, are they flablets? 2289 01:43:33.119 --> 01:43:40.119 Little flablets? A little flat yea flabby, yeady, flabby flay 2290 01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:48.439 daddy flabby. It's one of his two laps. 2291 01:43:48.560 --> 01:43:48.960 I love it. 2292 01:43:50.520 --> 01:43:59.319 That's kill everyone, kill them all. I felt like that's 2293 01:43:59.319 --> 01:44:01.800 all Art the Clown laughs, Art the Clown. Yeah, from 2294 01:44:01.880 --> 01:44:03.479 a terrifire, Yeah, terrifire. 2295 01:44:03.600 --> 01:44:08.239 I think Art the Clown laughs. Like wait, so here's. 2296 01:44:11.640 --> 01:44:14.680 So someone did ride in Shan mclovin wrote in he says, 2297 01:44:14.760 --> 01:44:17.800 I found that paintball video Derek was talking about, Oh 2298 01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:18.680 do you remember what this is? 2299 01:44:18.840 --> 01:44:19.000 Yeah? 2300 01:44:19.039 --> 01:44:22.000 Yeah, because there was a guy that he like shot 2301 01:44:22.079 --> 01:44:23.640 some dude. There were the whole day were waiting and 2302 01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:25.199 he shot some dude and like the guy's like oh, 2303 01:44:25.279 --> 01:44:27.279 and everyone's like what the fuck and he's like like what, 2304 01:44:28.239 --> 01:44:30.359 It's just funny, right, So he said it's not a. 2305 01:44:30.560 --> 01:44:33.000 It's not a paintball gun. It's a fully automatic airsoft gun. 2306 01:44:33.079 --> 01:44:35.039 Oh, it's an airsoft yeah, and then said that the 2307 01:44:35.159 --> 01:44:37.319 video is called like if he say, he says, you 2308 01:44:37.359 --> 01:44:39.680 can search he burned my patch on YouTube. 2309 01:44:40.079 --> 01:44:41.079 He burned match. 2310 01:44:41.279 --> 01:44:44.039 Yeah, presumably that's if that's the same thing you're talking about. 2311 01:44:44.159 --> 01:44:46.880 Maybe listly, it probably is. Yeah, it probably is airstoft. 2312 01:44:46.960 --> 01:44:50.840 That's probably why the guy made such a why it 2313 01:44:50.960 --> 01:44:52.119 seemed to hurt more than. 2314 01:44:52.079 --> 01:44:56.479 Like a paintball way more airsofts. Man, I know, dude, 2315 01:44:57.000 --> 01:44:58.880 airsoft guns are insane. I've been hit both. 2316 01:44:59.399 --> 01:45:01.000 I don't think you've been hit by a high powered 2317 01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:04.199 air never hit with like a baby gun they have, Like, dude, 2318 01:45:04.239 --> 01:45:08.399 they'll do their were like the one when people started it, 2319 01:45:08.760 --> 01:45:12.119 do airsoft at check this out. Airsoft got so stupid 2320 01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:16.000 that the gun started costing more than real guns, and 2321 01:45:16.119 --> 01:45:19.119 I was like, you guys are gay, just buy real guns. 2322 01:45:19.159 --> 01:45:20.880 At this point, no, I remember, like there's a guy 2323 01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:22.560 that was like heavy into it. He's like, oh, I 2324 01:45:22.640 --> 01:45:26.399 spent seven hundred dollars on this thing gas and electric power, 2325 01:45:26.439 --> 01:45:28.800 and I'm like, just buy a fucking gun. Asshole. 2326 01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:30.960 What's your friends? 2327 01:45:32.159 --> 01:45:34.640 But it's like you're due. The guns that they're buying 2328 01:45:34.680 --> 01:45:37.239 are already breaking the skin. That's why they're all padded up. 2329 01:45:37.239 --> 01:45:39.359 And I'm like, bro, just not as different than big shot, 2330 01:45:39.399 --> 01:45:41.880 but I understand what you'reself. Of course it is, but 2331 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:43.840 they're trying to get so close to doing it. Then 2332 01:45:43.840 --> 01:45:45.319 I'm like, why do you Why do you want to 2333 01:45:45.319 --> 01:45:46.079 shoot someone so bad? 2334 01:45:46.159 --> 01:45:49.479 Yeah, paintball only hurts in like if you get like a. 2335 01:45:49.560 --> 01:45:50.319 Bone or something. 2336 01:45:50.520 --> 01:45:52.479 I've been I've been here with airsoft guns before plenty 2337 01:45:52.520 --> 01:45:55.039 of times, and paintball guns definitely. Pampera guns always hurt 2338 01:45:55.039 --> 01:45:57.159 more because they would welp me. I mean maybe I 2339 01:45:57.199 --> 01:45:58.880 was using the most high pressure because my friend but 2340 01:45:59.000 --> 01:46:01.199 a fight. I don't think they were. You retorded like 2341 01:46:01.359 --> 01:46:04.920 like hundreds p ninety one and I remember he shot 2342 01:46:05.000 --> 01:46:07.119 my friend so bad that it looked like he was 2343 01:46:07.479 --> 01:46:10.039 he had chicken pops, like he laced him up. He 2344 01:46:10.079 --> 01:46:11.600 took his cloth shirt off and he was just like 2345 01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:15.000 bellots and I was like, dude, you're bleeding. And I 2346 01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:19.319 got with a paintball was four really stupid. I really 2347 01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:21.359 always wanted to shoot somebody in a ball with a paintball. 2348 01:46:22.000 --> 01:46:23.439 It'll blow one of their testicles. 2349 01:46:23.840 --> 01:46:26.680 I mean, it'll probably rupture one. I imagine that much, 2350 01:46:26.840 --> 01:46:30.760 that much force would rupture somebody's hag ball. 2351 01:46:30.880 --> 01:46:34.560 That the idea of having your ball ruptured fucking hurts. 2352 01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:35.159 Just think about it. 2353 01:46:35.279 --> 01:46:36.079 What is it? What was it called? 2354 01:46:36.119 --> 01:46:37.760 Again? I got somebody he burned my patch. 2355 01:46:37.800 --> 01:46:38.239 I think. 2356 01:46:40.000 --> 01:46:40.640 He burned my pack. 2357 01:46:40.840 --> 01:46:45.680 Well, yeah, that fucking pops the right away. Yeah, yeah, 2358 01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:48.840 that's it. So there's the entire video. Yeah, so there's 2359 01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:52.199 just the clip that I've only seen, the he burned 2360 01:46:52.239 --> 01:46:52.600 my patch. 2361 01:46:52.760 --> 01:46:58.399 I wonder if it's a timestamped in the comments, time 2362 01:46:58.439 --> 01:47:00.159 stamped in the commons. It might be timestamped if it's that. 2363 01:47:00.239 --> 01:47:02.279 If it's that crazy of a clip, well let me 2364 01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:06.680 hold on. That sounds fucking crazy. 2365 01:47:13.399 --> 01:47:22.880 He fell down. That is an iconic. 2366 01:47:23.119 --> 01:47:27.399 They should all shoot him, dude, what the heck? Guys 2367 01:47:27.439 --> 01:47:39.520 goes ye, what what? So that's the part that I 2368 01:47:39.600 --> 01:47:41.520 never saw. He said he we burned my patch. The 2369 01:47:41.600 --> 01:47:44.520 other part he goes like what, I don't know what 2370 01:47:44.560 --> 01:47:44.800 that means. 2371 01:47:44.840 --> 01:47:45.159 I don't know that. 2372 01:47:45.159 --> 01:47:46.159 I mean, I don't know if it's a lingo or 2373 01:47:46.159 --> 01:47:47.520 if it's literal, if it's literal, like his. 2374 01:47:47.560 --> 01:47:49.479 Patch got burned. Shoul always shooting him like we're gonna 2375 01:47:49.479 --> 01:47:50.680 shoot you. Now, that'd be crazy. 2376 01:47:54.439 --> 01:47:57.119 Look, if those people were assholes, they would have shot him. 2377 01:47:57.399 --> 01:48:00.720 But you can tell how they're so like normal. These 2378 01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:02.800 guys are like Mormons or something because they're going, what 2379 01:48:03.000 --> 01:48:06.640 the heck? Twice I heard from two different people, what 2380 01:48:06.840 --> 01:48:07.159 the heck? 2381 01:48:07.239 --> 01:48:09.960 Yeah, that's definitely an util I got. Yes, Hula says 2382 01:48:10.000 --> 01:48:12.760 he some random atheas and you went around and shot Mormons. 2383 01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:17.159 What do you do about it? Not cursing me? 2384 01:48:17.960 --> 01:48:20.079 He burned my atheist patch after my patch? 2385 01:48:20.720 --> 01:48:21.000 Mormon? 2386 01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:25.640 What do you soak about it? Soak about it? I 2387 01:48:25.720 --> 01:48:26.640 don't know if that's real? 2388 01:48:26.760 --> 01:48:28.479 Is that Mormon? 2389 01:48:28.640 --> 01:48:28.840 Friend? 2390 01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:32.840 And it is absolutely as real as Israel? The place 2391 01:48:32.960 --> 01:48:36.039 is okay, Captain. 2392 01:48:38.279 --> 01:48:42.640 Captain Captain Jolk America wrote in Captain Joke America. 2393 01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:45.720 Guys, Captain Joke America is riding in. 2394 01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:47.880 Let's go riding in question for Sween and Derek is 2395 01:48:47.960 --> 01:48:48.479 he a soaker? 2396 01:48:49.960 --> 01:48:51.520 No question? 2397 01:48:51.640 --> 01:48:53.079 For Sween and Derek, who are your favorite Who is 2398 01:48:53.119 --> 01:48:55.039 your favorite comic book writer? And because I don't want 2399 01:48:55.039 --> 01:48:56.479 to Chris to feel left out, I really don't care. 2400 01:48:57.000 --> 01:48:59.880 What is your favorite Spider Man design slash shoot it 2401 01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:01.119 that also don't care. 2402 01:49:01.159 --> 01:49:04.439 It's fine, I'm not going to make such a great 2403 01:49:04.520 --> 01:49:08.119 parent with your kids like that. What about I don't care? Yeah, 2404 01:49:08.159 --> 01:49:08.399 I don't. 2405 01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:10.560 Yeah, my audience is my son. 2406 01:49:11.560 --> 01:49:13.560 No, your intentive ability. 2407 01:49:13.600 --> 01:49:15.760 I don't have, like, I don't don't have it. 2408 01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:18.960 I don't have anything to connect. I'm not connecting with 2409 01:49:19.039 --> 01:49:21.159 another person over this, you know what I mean? 2410 01:49:21.399 --> 01:49:23.600 Ask the question. I don't even really know what the 2411 01:49:23.640 --> 01:49:24.239 answer would be. 2412 01:49:24.439 --> 01:49:27.640 Like, I feel like every Spider Man costume is pretty good, 2413 01:49:28.119 --> 01:49:28.800 Like I don't really have. 2414 01:49:29.000 --> 01:49:30.439 You don't have one you prefer the most. 2415 01:49:30.760 --> 01:49:32.840 I like the original black suit, I guess I like 2416 01:49:33.079 --> 01:49:35.319 I like the I like that's it. I like the 2417 01:49:35.359 --> 01:49:38.840 Spider Man two Raimi suit. I like fucking uh uh 2418 01:49:39.119 --> 01:49:43.079 Scarlett Spider. But like those are obvious answers, you know, 2419 01:49:44.039 --> 01:49:44.319 but there. 2420 01:49:44.800 --> 01:49:46.279 Enough to give. It's not even a big give ad, 2421 01:49:46.399 --> 01:49:47.800 but it's like you can really say that, like, I 2422 01:49:47.880 --> 01:49:48.479 really don't care. 2423 01:49:48.640 --> 01:49:49.800 I like armored Spider Man. 2424 01:49:50.399 --> 01:49:54.239 Oh yeah, the Spider arm the diamond the silver one 2425 01:49:54.319 --> 01:49:54.840 or silver one. 2426 01:49:54.880 --> 01:49:56.960 The silver one is pretty cool. I remember that was 2427 01:49:57.039 --> 01:49:58.359 my I remember that was my favorite in the PS 2428 01:49:58.439 --> 01:50:01.199 one game because it looked damage well because I just 2429 01:50:01.239 --> 01:50:02.800 felt like it was it was the one suit that 2430 01:50:02.880 --> 01:50:05.079 was like textured really well mmmm that you could see 2431 01:50:05.159 --> 01:50:05.319 like that. 2432 01:50:05.600 --> 01:50:05.800 It was. 2433 01:50:05.960 --> 01:50:07.359 It did that thing where like they painted on the 2434 01:50:07.399 --> 01:50:09.319 shadows and the textures because you obviously you couldn't have 2435 01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:10.399 real time shadows. 2436 01:50:10.079 --> 01:50:10.760 Back then, I see. 2437 01:50:10.800 --> 01:50:12.720 But like so it just looked like, oh, it looks 2438 01:50:12.760 --> 01:50:15.279 pretty good. Yeah for p S one, Yeah, it was not. 2439 01:50:15.359 --> 01:50:19.079 That was cool, especially the fuck I don't even remember 2440 01:50:19.119 --> 01:50:22.840 which Marvel versus it was maybe marvels Superho's a street. 2441 01:50:22.640 --> 01:50:25.439 Fighter maybe where all you had just hit like select 2442 01:50:25.560 --> 01:50:25.880 or something. 2443 01:50:25.960 --> 01:50:27.399 There was just like for certain people he had to 2444 01:50:27.520 --> 01:50:30.720 like hold like star select on and then get their 2445 01:50:30.760 --> 01:50:31.399 secret character. 2446 01:50:31.439 --> 01:50:34.600 There was like Mecha zang gif I remember MECHAZANGI. 2447 01:50:34.840 --> 01:50:40.600 And then there's uh uh ship no Evil Evil Evil Soakara, 2448 01:50:42.279 --> 01:50:43.159 Armored Spider Man. 2449 01:50:43.079 --> 01:50:51.960 There's a Dominicans Dark Skin for some reason, dark skin 2450 01:50:52.119 --> 01:50:52.720 is crazy. 2451 01:50:53.600 --> 01:50:55.079 There's always a mega something, you know. 2452 01:50:55.239 --> 01:50:58.079 Dude, megazak If is so funny because he's like, yeah, 2453 01:50:58.239 --> 01:51:00.920 he just has so much fucking she like it's like 2454 01:51:00.920 --> 01:51:05.560 a like a armor and he's I think that was 2455 01:51:05.560 --> 01:51:08.840 pretty much. I think they had they had it was 2456 01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:13.359 it was. I tell you they don't like all those 2457 01:51:13.399 --> 01:51:15.520 Marvels verses. They didn't do that anymore. After that pissed 2458 01:51:15.560 --> 01:51:15.840 me off. 2459 01:51:16.239 --> 01:51:18.079 We had all secret characters and then they just stopped 2460 01:51:18.119 --> 01:51:18.359 doing that. 2461 01:51:18.720 --> 01:51:21.600 We should have more Mecca things, now you know what 2462 01:51:21.640 --> 01:51:24.479 I mean? Like there's nothing, nothing has a Mecca thing anymore. 2463 01:51:24.840 --> 01:51:26.840 I think, like, where's Mecca Steven Universe? 2464 01:51:27.079 --> 01:51:29.560 Where is we do have? It was probably in Japan. Now, 2465 01:51:29.640 --> 01:51:32.600 let's be honest. Meccas of universe is crazy. We need 2466 01:51:32.680 --> 01:51:35.079 to go check Japan because they still have They still 2467 01:51:35.079 --> 01:51:38.960 have mecha everything. Mecca Sugars next time we're somewhere attendentally 2468 01:51:39.000 --> 01:51:41.199 near her, Like, hey, why didn't you ever make Mecca 2469 01:51:41.239 --> 01:51:41.840 Steven universe? 2470 01:51:41.920 --> 01:51:43.520 That's wrong? Yeah, what's wrong with you? Stupid? 2471 01:51:43.680 --> 01:51:45.600 Like like why not you made him gay? But you 2472 01:51:45.640 --> 01:51:50.720 didn't give aim mecha form is like where's Mecca? Where's Mecca? 2473 01:51:50.840 --> 01:51:52.159 Jerry Springer mecha? 2474 01:51:53.479 --> 01:51:55.159 I love that idea. I think it's great. 2475 01:51:55.199 --> 01:51:57.960 Hold on, I gotta type that she doesn't know, she 2476 01:51:58.159 --> 01:51:59.439 doesn't know that he's the father. 2477 01:51:59.760 --> 01:52:01.640 But give you watch Stan fight. 2478 01:52:02.319 --> 01:52:05.000 I'll give me a second after type in Mecca Jerry, 2479 01:52:05.279 --> 01:52:08.279 watch this continued. Don't this real. 2480 01:52:08.359 --> 01:52:11.199 Oh, I'm actually watch this slut fight another one. 2481 01:52:12.920 --> 01:52:16.520 You are not the father's Maury. 2482 01:52:16.600 --> 01:52:18.479 Let's make a Moury Mecca, Maury. 2483 01:52:18.239 --> 01:52:24.760 Paul, Jerry, Jerry Jerry. It's just giving me like Transformers, 2484 01:52:24.760 --> 01:52:29.359 I don't understand, mean, I don't. Yeah, it's the dumped 2485 01:52:29.399 --> 01:52:30.279 by a robot? 2486 01:52:30.439 --> 01:52:31.039 What the fuck? 2487 01:52:31.920 --> 01:52:32.239 Anyway? 2488 01:52:32.279 --> 01:52:35.680 Favorite comic in my fucking back pocket? My easy? Yes, 2489 01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:38.920 johnath Hickman easy to top of the line, but number 2490 01:52:38.960 --> 01:52:39.359 one best. 2491 01:52:39.439 --> 01:52:41.079 Did he make a Hancock? 2492 01:52:41.800 --> 01:52:46.079 No, you know he's the one that wrote the Hancock 2493 01:52:46.359 --> 01:52:51.560 twenty twenty fifteen Secret Wars. Okay, he's my favorite other 2494 01:52:51.640 --> 01:52:55.319 than other than that super cool cool secret Yeah, definitely, 2495 01:52:55.479 --> 01:52:59.560 vincecill crazy obviously, Stanley obviously. 2496 01:52:59.640 --> 01:53:03.520 Yeah. Jizz Lee is pretty good. Is that a son? Yeah? 2497 01:53:03.880 --> 01:53:06.600 You didn't know about his son jizz Yeah? I mean. 2498 01:53:08.159 --> 01:53:08.479 Jesus. 2499 01:53:08.560 --> 01:53:12.119 I love you too, Dad. I'm four years old, but 2500 01:53:12.199 --> 01:53:13.000 I talked exactly. 2501 01:53:13.119 --> 01:53:13.399 Love you. 2502 01:53:13.760 --> 01:53:17.039 I can't wait for my tenth birthday, like Celsi. 2503 01:53:19.079 --> 01:53:22.520 Dad, Is it okay if we invite Kingston's dad tovite 2504 01:53:22.600 --> 01:53:31.880 birthday party? That's okay? Sudden absolutely Eggelsi Kingston, thank you 2505 01:53:32.119 --> 01:53:39.479 so much, so much, Thank you so much. I love 2506 01:53:39.520 --> 01:53:41.399 you so much, Jesus, I love you so much more 2507 01:53:41.479 --> 01:53:47.399 than my son. Don't tell my son about this, though. 2508 01:53:47.399 --> 01:53:50.600 He'll be mad if I meant you be furious, furious 2509 01:53:50.640 --> 01:53:53.239 that I have a signature and I'm best friends with 2510 01:53:53.399 --> 01:53:54.279 the standing Jiz. 2511 01:53:54.800 --> 01:53:59.520 My son is what I call a buddy Monty old 2512 01:54:00.319 --> 01:54:03.199 gay boys. What we little, what we might say, very little. 2513 01:54:03.760 --> 01:54:05.520 He's becoming like so distinguished. 2514 01:54:05.760 --> 01:54:07.960 Like I don't like how you're making my dad eloquent. 2515 01:54:08.960 --> 01:54:12.840 Yeah, I'm picturing him with that fucking drip on like rifle. 2516 01:54:13.640 --> 01:54:18.000 He's got a elephant right drug Kingson's fucking impossible, Dad. 2517 01:54:17.880 --> 01:54:21.359 Yeah, yeah, bad with the with the Safari drip the 2518 01:54:21.439 --> 01:54:24.720 elephant rifle with those cool fucking armored helmets on. Yeah. 2519 01:54:25.640 --> 01:54:28.079 And if you get if you get the voice of 2520 01:54:28.119 --> 01:54:32.840 the drawing somehow, that'd be great. Yeah, draw the voice 2521 01:54:32.920 --> 01:54:33.359 as well. 2522 01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:37.439 They draw what the audio file would look like of 2523 01:54:37.560 --> 01:54:39.199 it and what it would. 2524 01:54:39.159 --> 01:54:41.520 That by the way, the artists worst night very probably 2525 01:54:41.600 --> 01:54:41.720 like that. 2526 01:54:41.880 --> 01:54:46.159 That was that instruction you draw, you draw would like 2527 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:48.199 it would be like if somebody commission somebody and they're like, 2528 01:54:48.199 --> 01:54:48.600 what do you want? 2529 01:54:48.600 --> 01:54:51.119 And they'd be like, just do what you feel? 2530 01:54:52.199 --> 01:54:52.399 Do it? 2531 01:54:52.479 --> 01:54:53.079 You feel works. 2532 01:54:53.319 --> 01:54:57.279 Yes, like's some direction here, buddy, but uh yeah, yeah 2533 01:54:57.359 --> 01:55:00.039 so Stanley Jonathan Hickman. 2534 01:55:00.039 --> 01:55:02.800 Yeah, uh well some of the stuff I've enjoyed the most. 2535 01:55:03.439 --> 01:55:06.119 I would say things that I like the mosters like Crampis, 2536 01:55:06.279 --> 01:55:10.479 Jizz John's is h is involved in some of my 2537 01:55:10.520 --> 01:55:11.239 favorite pieces. 2538 01:55:11.840 --> 01:55:15.399 Yeah, and I would I think he's the best DC 2539 01:55:15.520 --> 01:55:18.079 writer ever. I would have to say give that to him. Yeah, 2540 01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:22.000 all of the Green Lantern era when he was just 2541 01:55:22.079 --> 01:55:26.880 like the best comic book character. Yeah that happened, Yeah, yeah, 2542 01:55:27.079 --> 01:55:29.800 like two thousand like stuff that really like six to ten, 2543 01:55:30.039 --> 01:55:32.720 he was just like on fire consistently. 2544 01:55:32.840 --> 01:55:36.000 That's what like really got me into well that's really 2545 01:55:36.079 --> 01:55:38.039 got me into the chorus man and actually caring about 2546 01:55:38.039 --> 01:55:39.039 that stuff he made. 2547 01:55:39.119 --> 01:55:42.520 He made, he made me because at first it was 2548 01:55:42.640 --> 01:55:45.319 just it was green lantern and then it was Sincester 2549 01:55:45.399 --> 01:55:48.239 who would have had power, right, but Jeff John's like 2550 01:55:48.279 --> 01:55:49.960 flushed out to made like a bunch of other lanterns, 2551 01:55:49.960 --> 01:55:51.319 different parts of the emotional spectrum was. 2552 01:55:51.319 --> 01:55:53.479 Ever like a green like spotlight or like a green 2553 01:55:53.560 --> 01:55:56.560 flashlight or something. But did they just stick with lanterns 2554 01:55:56.600 --> 01:55:57.119 the entire time? 2555 01:55:57.199 --> 01:56:01.640 I think lantern lanterns, flashlight why is it symbolic. 2556 01:56:01.520 --> 01:56:03.800 Atlantics kind of guide joy through the darkness they do 2557 01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:06.479 about the underground railroad. They didn't do flesh lights. It 2558 01:56:06.560 --> 01:56:08.640 was cool, the green fresh light, Yeah, it was cool. 2559 01:56:08.680 --> 01:56:16.239 They had those. It felt way better than pussy trust me, trust. 2560 01:56:16.079 --> 01:56:16.800 Me, this. 2561 01:56:18.800 --> 01:56:20.479 Perfectly authentic, butty white flesh light. 2562 01:56:20.560 --> 01:56:21.079 And it's green. 2563 01:56:21.159 --> 01:56:23.560 You're like, it was green. It was green. I don't 2564 01:56:23.600 --> 01:56:26.439 want why it was green. She was green. People just 2565 01:56:26.520 --> 01:56:27.800 need weren't really paying attention. 2566 01:56:27.640 --> 01:56:28.960 Didn't like saw she helped flush flights. 2567 01:56:29.079 --> 01:56:32.079 They have to. I mean they will, Yeah, they will 2568 01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:35.159 they I've seen some Uh well, no that's not true. 2569 01:56:35.159 --> 01:56:37.640 I was gonna say flashlights, dildo's. It was like alien 2570 01:56:37.680 --> 01:56:38.640 one you ever see ship like that. 2571 01:56:39.079 --> 01:56:40.520 They had these things and I'm like, oh, they had 2572 01:56:40.560 --> 01:56:45.880 an Avatar, the not the Airbender, the the blue Aliens. 2573 01:56:45.920 --> 01:56:46.840 They had like Avatar. 2574 01:56:47.319 --> 01:56:48.640 I don't know if they were. I think it was 2575 01:56:48.680 --> 01:56:51.159 one of those things where it says like a costume 2576 01:56:51.279 --> 01:56:53.680 President of the United States and it's clearly Trump. You know, 2577 01:56:55.560 --> 01:56:56.000 it was like that. 2578 01:56:56.279 --> 01:56:58.319 Why is it that they can't like I don't know. 2579 01:56:58.359 --> 01:57:01.359 I feel like because they are just them, Like everybody 2580 01:57:01.479 --> 01:57:04.399 knows it you know they are the I saw one 2581 01:57:04.439 --> 01:57:06.960 for like eleven from Stranger Things and it said number girl, 2582 01:57:09.039 --> 01:57:10.239 and I was like, are you serious? 2583 01:57:10.560 --> 01:57:11.760 Just like they don't want to play royalties. 2584 01:57:11.920 --> 01:57:13.399 It's just I know, but like I don't feel like 2585 01:57:13.399 --> 01:57:13.920 they should have to. 2586 01:57:14.000 --> 01:57:14.920 That's what pisses me off. 2587 01:57:15.239 --> 01:57:18.279 It's like all Halloween. It's like if I if a 2588 01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:20.640 kid does it with it, I guess I get I 2589 01:57:20.720 --> 01:57:21.720 get it. I guess I can't. 2590 01:57:21.760 --> 01:57:23.600 I can't say that a borderline psycho one that I got. 2591 01:57:23.640 --> 01:57:25.800 The borderline Psycho one, yeah, was I think it was 2592 01:57:25.840 --> 01:57:28.279 like crazy person or like inmate. 2593 01:57:29.279 --> 01:57:30.439 And I was like, what are we doing? 2594 01:57:30.720 --> 01:57:32.279 Like I get it because like you know, when I 2595 01:57:32.319 --> 01:57:34.720 think about it, just how cut through the businesses. I 2596 01:57:34.760 --> 01:57:37.640 guess there's no way they're not gonna be like we're 2597 01:57:37.680 --> 01:57:38.039 suing you. 2598 01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:40.359 I just don't understand how they are already doing that, 2599 01:57:40.720 --> 01:57:41.279 you know what I mean. 2600 01:57:41.439 --> 01:57:44.399 It's because of the stupid loophole. It's just like, say, well, 2601 01:57:44.560 --> 01:57:46.319 you know we we we started the show talking about 2602 01:57:46.399 --> 01:57:49.680 Musk like paying people to like vote or whatever. He's 2603 01:57:49.680 --> 01:57:52.880 not technically paying them to vote, right, Yeah, he's paying 2604 01:57:52.960 --> 01:57:57.319 them to to do certain things, which would lead to. 2605 01:57:57.640 --> 01:58:00.159 You know, yeah, that's literally. It's literally, but like the 2606 01:58:00.239 --> 01:58:02.079 bullshit loopholes. What it's like, we all know what this 2607 01:58:02.319 --> 01:58:04.159 is and the fact that we just allow this to 2608 01:58:04.239 --> 01:58:05.920 happen is mind boggling. 2609 01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:07.039 Where you're at. 2610 01:58:07.119 --> 01:58:09.279 Second Amendment people, I need men. 2611 01:58:10.920 --> 01:58:13.399 Lying as niggas that just like guns and don't give 2612 01:58:13.439 --> 01:58:14.760 a ship about the Constitution. 2613 01:58:15.600 --> 01:58:20.439 Them niggas man cowards. To be fair, Yeah, I don't 2614 01:58:20.479 --> 01:58:22.079 really care much about the Constitution an there. 2615 01:58:23.359 --> 01:58:25.479 I do like conceptually, but like I haven't the. 2616 01:58:25.520 --> 01:58:27.680 Idea, but I haven't like sat there and I care 2617 01:58:27.720 --> 01:58:30.640 about I've I'm not I'm no fucking scholar, but. 2618 01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:32.760 I don't have the Constitution to read the Constitution. 2619 01:58:32.800 --> 01:58:35.279 I've gone through. I've gotten through them. It's really not 2620 01:58:35.399 --> 01:58:37.319 that long. It's not that it's boring. 2621 01:58:39.119 --> 01:58:41.279 It's just more about understanding. It's just more about understanding 2622 01:58:41.319 --> 01:58:43.880 how our government works. It's more about understanding, like the 2623 01:58:43.960 --> 01:58:47.800 amendments that that were kind of obvious. 2624 01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:51.600 You know, the Constitution is like like fundamentally as a 2625 01:58:51.840 --> 01:58:55.840 as a one article, it's really impressive to be created 2626 01:58:56.399 --> 01:58:59.800 at a time it is so much vibrant ignorance. While 2627 01:58:59.800 --> 01:59:02.319 these people were like wait, instead of shitting ourselves to 2628 01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:04.600 death together and create this. 2629 01:59:04.760 --> 01:59:07.359 Like actual it might's coming together to be like we 2630 01:59:07.920 --> 01:59:10.039 don't like the idea, and you are you are the 2631 01:59:10.159 --> 01:59:12.199 most miraculous human ever, I think. 2632 01:59:12.399 --> 01:59:13.920 I think they probably got some guy to do it 2633 01:59:13.960 --> 01:59:14.760 on his off time. 2634 01:59:15.039 --> 01:59:18.279 Probably, but it's still brilliant slave and then he stole 2635 01:59:18.319 --> 01:59:18.720 his ideas. 2636 01:59:21.039 --> 01:59:23.760 You are the most absolutely a stupid whoever. 2637 01:59:23.920 --> 01:59:28.119 Like this guy like Boom the Constitution said like you know, 2638 01:59:28.279 --> 01:59:30.600 like all men are created equal, and then they're like 2639 01:59:31.239 --> 01:59:35.159 this is good, but conceptually all men that look like 2640 01:59:35.920 --> 01:59:37.520 us and he's like, well that's not what a boom, 2641 01:59:37.640 --> 01:59:40.159 you know. And then then it would be so funny. 2642 01:59:40.520 --> 01:59:43.239 That would be fu hilarious if the real Constitution was 2643 01:59:43.239 --> 01:59:45.000 like it was like handwritten and all that, and you 2644 01:59:45.119 --> 01:59:47.199 get like all the good parts and then like the 2645 01:59:47.279 --> 01:59:49.079 second it gets to like some of the stuff that 2646 01:59:49.199 --> 01:59:52.880 is questionable. Yeah, the handwriting obviously changes to like fucking 2647 01:59:53.000 --> 01:59:55.159 dim with fucking stupid like Cram. 2648 01:59:56.520 --> 02:00:00.479 It's really funny being like we probably shouldn't have slaves 2649 02:00:00.520 --> 02:00:03.319 really and they're like yeah, but like we need to. 2650 02:00:03.479 --> 02:00:06.079 I'm gonna listen. We're not gonna get the country to 2651 02:00:06.119 --> 02:00:06.760 listen if we do that. 2652 02:00:06.880 --> 02:00:09.439 Right now, you think well, the thing is, here's the 2653 02:00:09.520 --> 02:00:11.800 interest thing. It's all about getting rich people on board, 2654 02:00:11.800 --> 02:00:14.079 because only rich people in slaves, right, Yeah, it's the thing. 2655 02:00:14.199 --> 02:00:16.600 People always kind of forget that. They're like, this is 2656 02:00:17.239 --> 02:00:20.399 poor people didn't just own poor. It doesn't does work 2657 02:00:20.439 --> 02:00:20.720 that way. 2658 02:00:21.279 --> 02:00:23.000 It isn't like the poor people we have. No, it's 2659 02:00:23.079 --> 02:00:25.399 like people in the South that were had bad bad 2660 02:00:25.479 --> 02:00:27.680 It's a situation like when you buy a poor person today. 2661 02:00:28.039 --> 02:00:31.079 Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not like, yeah, you're going to 2662 02:00:31.119 --> 02:00:33.159 hold deepot and buy a porpor Now. There's like, there's 2663 02:00:33.159 --> 02:00:37.079 an app fred Rico. Yeah, it's this way I'll feed you. 2664 02:00:37.319 --> 02:00:40.800 Now, there's an app. There's a subscription service, slaves plus. 2665 02:00:41.159 --> 02:00:43.800 Slaves plus is good going on? Slaves dot com must 2666 02:00:43.840 --> 02:00:44.239 be crazy. 2667 02:00:44.279 --> 02:00:50.079 I can't immediately, I can't even. 2668 02:00:51.439 --> 02:00:53.479 I can't wait to see what is that gonna be. 2669 02:00:53.520 --> 02:00:58.960 It's gonna be porn dude probably actually literally turned into 2670 02:00:59.039 --> 02:01:02.920 sex chat dot com. That's crazy. 2671 02:01:03.000 --> 02:01:04.720 It redirects the sixteen. 2672 02:01:04.399 --> 02:01:08.159 Way videos, sixteen Way video sex. 2673 02:01:08.840 --> 02:01:17.159 Discord, gangbang Way bro bray this gut a discord gang man. 2674 02:01:17.279 --> 02:01:18.319 You're all traking off you here. 2675 02:01:18.239 --> 02:01:18.640 Like I'm coming. 2676 02:01:18.680 --> 02:01:22.520 It's like where which one? 2677 02:01:22.560 --> 02:01:25.159 Which one? Which one I look which want to look 2678 02:01:25.159 --> 02:01:33.439 at her? There's so many screens who so much? That's crazy. 2679 02:01:33.560 --> 02:01:35.159 Let me let me very, let me make sure I 2680 02:01:35.239 --> 02:01:37.039 didn't misspell slaves. 2681 02:01:38.159 --> 02:01:41.359 Because like, really, I went to sex chat dot possibly 2682 02:01:41.359 --> 02:01:43.680 misspelled that would have also redirected to something like that. 2683 02:01:43.880 --> 02:01:45.680 Well, I don't know, but you know, maybe it's my 2684 02:01:45.800 --> 02:01:47.960 fingers saw sables. Let me do it again. 2685 02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:50.359 Nope, nope, sex shot it goes to the slaves dot com, 2686 02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:51.760 goes to sex chat. 2687 02:01:51.800 --> 02:01:53.439 Dot colas dot org. 2688 02:01:54.039 --> 02:01:59.920 Oh or slaves money You think the slaves dot gov. Absolutely, 2689 02:02:02.079 --> 02:02:05.000 I can learn about my family by brief family. Oh no, 2690 02:02:05.039 --> 02:02:09.079 there's no slave, it's just it's just a slave dot org. 2691 02:02:09.199 --> 02:02:09.960 Slaves not eed you. 2692 02:02:11.880 --> 02:02:16.239 Let's see if there's ETU now education slaves dot net. 2693 02:02:17.039 --> 02:02:18.239 There might be a slaves dot net. 2694 02:02:18.359 --> 02:02:22.239 Actually, that's fucking crazy, man, I love it. 2695 02:02:23.239 --> 02:02:27.680 Go back to sex chat. We got it's it's what 2696 02:02:27.960 --> 02:02:28.119 is that? 2697 02:02:33.520 --> 02:02:35.039 Okay? There's no slaves dot net. 2698 02:02:35.279 --> 02:02:37.720 Yeah, a disclaimer one last one. 2699 02:02:37.920 --> 02:02:39.039 Slavery dot com. 2700 02:02:39.359 --> 02:02:42.880 Oh my god, what are we doing? Slavery PEPs media. 2701 02:02:42.960 --> 02:02:49.199 Slavery dot com is g registered door I don't door 2702 02:02:49.319 --> 02:02:53.159 inclon von Pep's media. What the fuck language is this? 2703 02:02:53.960 --> 02:02:57.720 Look man, Ben, it's dead. It's a domain that's available. 2704 02:02:57.760 --> 02:03:04.239 It's really expensive, though, which one slave or slavery? Oh 2705 02:03:04.359 --> 02:03:05.000 my god? 2706 02:03:05.159 --> 02:03:10.560 How much is this? Forty thousand dollars? Go fund me? Okay, guys, 2707 02:03:11.439 --> 02:03:14.680 the time out, No, guys, let's get this crowdfunded. Oh 2708 02:03:14.760 --> 02:03:16.720 my god, I want to I want to hear them 2709 02:03:16.760 --> 02:03:21.920 about if we, if we? Sorry, I felt, I felt 2710 02:03:21.960 --> 02:03:24.800 my answers like, it's okay, it's ignore them. I can't 2711 02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:27.239 her themm of them. I can't simber them. You guys 2712 02:03:27.279 --> 02:03:27.680 are dead. 2713 02:03:28.600 --> 02:03:31.720 I believe in you, Kingston. I believe you saw my 2714 02:03:32.600 --> 02:03:32.840 get that. 2715 02:03:32.920 --> 02:03:35.560 Do main names get that. I'm so proud of you. 2716 02:03:35.880 --> 02:03:38.920 Forty space slavery or by. 2717 02:03:38.840 --> 02:03:40.079 The way, that's only for like a year. 2718 02:03:40.159 --> 02:03:44.199 By the way, create if we got it, what would 2719 02:03:44.199 --> 02:03:47.920 we put on it? Just the worst ship we redirected 2720 02:03:47.960 --> 02:03:48.199 to us? 2721 02:03:48.239 --> 02:03:49.000 I guess I don't know. 2722 02:03:49.239 --> 02:03:52.279 That's a good all eight people that look it up eventually? Yeah, 2723 02:03:52.840 --> 02:03:54.960 how much you think the worst times the people do? 2724 02:03:55.239 --> 02:03:55.880 That's so great? 2725 02:03:55.920 --> 02:04:02.000 Were last forty thousand? That's great. Org slavery dot com. Dude, 2726 02:04:02.039 --> 02:04:05.079 look at what it's Look at this language. 2727 02:04:04.720 --> 02:04:10.840 Dot com is Greg gregistereed. What in klant vent PEPs 2728 02:04:10.960 --> 02:04:12.640 media that is absolutely German? 2729 02:04:12.960 --> 02:04:15.640 Is that German? Probably that looks that looks there's parts 2730 02:04:15.680 --> 02:04:17.920 of it that seems German, and then there's are also 2731 02:04:17.960 --> 02:04:18.479 parts of it that. 2732 02:04:18.600 --> 02:04:21.720 This part of that it seems more like Simlish than 2733 02:04:21.760 --> 02:04:22.279 anything to me. 2734 02:04:23.960 --> 02:04:27.439 The Sims language we put an email, not like, there's 2735 02:04:27.520 --> 02:04:29.039 parts of it that seems German and there's parts of it. 2736 02:04:29.279 --> 02:04:39.439 Targo comes Schmargo Garth Yeah, good farm Jensen smit, why 2737 02:04:39.479 --> 02:04:41.039 do people that that name is tattooed? 2738 02:04:41.119 --> 02:04:41.960 I will never forget that. 2739 02:04:42.279 --> 02:04:45.600 I will forget my kids' names, maybe eventually if I 2740 02:04:45.640 --> 02:04:48.800 got them, but like, I will never forget Smitty Werbennegerman Jensen. 2741 02:04:48.840 --> 02:04:51.600 I have a question, that's why do people in like 2742 02:04:51.760 --> 02:04:53.680 fucking Whitesville, like a part of the world, like the 2743 02:04:53.720 --> 02:04:56.560 Scandinavians speak English. Are they conquered too by the Brits? 2744 02:04:56.800 --> 02:04:59.680 Yes? What are you saying? The English is the world's 2745 02:05:00.039 --> 02:05:01.000 a default language? 2746 02:05:01.560 --> 02:05:02.039 That's true? 2747 02:05:02.840 --> 02:05:04.800 Okay, well, now that we've wrapped up that, mister Brits 2748 02:05:04.840 --> 02:05:08.079 one man fucked up. Yeah anyway, zombie Stank wrote in 2749 02:05:08.279 --> 02:05:13.439 last questions he said, hey, got hey, got slightly rage 2750 02:05:13.479 --> 02:05:17.840 baited into subbing to the Patreon on my iPhone, got 2751 02:05:17.880 --> 02:05:19.760 slightly rage bated int something to the Patreon on my 2752 02:05:19.760 --> 02:05:22.039 iPhone seven ninety nine. Fuck you Apple, but I love 2753 02:05:22.079 --> 02:05:24.159 you guys. Listen, you can circumvent that. You can go 2754 02:05:24.199 --> 02:05:26.840 to the website and it. Yeah, it'll work. I would 2755 02:05:26.920 --> 02:05:27.720 highly recommend doing that. 2756 02:05:27.760 --> 02:05:30.520 In fact, if anything, if you're an Apple user, do 2757 02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:33.159 not buy things through Apple. If you don't have to, 2758 02:05:33.279 --> 02:05:35.239 you can go on you can go on your browser, 2759 02:05:35.399 --> 02:05:37.600 you can whatever and buy it through Google or whatever. 2760 02:05:37.760 --> 02:05:40.319 Yeah, it's just it's gonna be cheaper. It's it's truly crazy. 2761 02:05:40.399 --> 02:05:42.720 So like that's a recommend for Like whenever. 2762 02:05:42.520 --> 02:05:44.880 You you know you're getting more money. 2763 02:05:44.880 --> 02:05:50.800 Yeah, you just go to a higher tier. Motherfucker, Like like, 2764 02:05:51.239 --> 02:05:51.720 what are you doing? 2765 02:05:52.359 --> 02:05:52.800 What are you doing? 2766 02:05:52.800 --> 02:05:54.680 In fact, it's me bench around. I'm I'm the new 2767 02:05:55.039 --> 02:05:56.439 financial advisor for the snack Tank. 2768 02:05:56.520 --> 02:05:59.920 I'd be crazy the daily wires going and be scared. 2769 02:06:00.079 --> 02:06:02.800 What about to me? You see, like the daily wires 2770 02:06:02.840 --> 02:06:07.720 collapsing beneath my very fucking feet. But if I were 2771 02:06:07.760 --> 02:06:10.840 the two like most prolific like racist whores that they had, 2772 02:06:10.960 --> 02:06:12.600 and then there's things going in flames and now the 2773 02:06:13.000 --> 02:06:15.399 Jeremy Boring left and I'm like, dude, they're they're they're 2774 02:06:15.800 --> 02:06:16.239 And I'm. 2775 02:06:16.159 --> 02:06:18.680 Like, yeah, yeah, We're gonna make a lot of money together. 2776 02:06:18.720 --> 02:06:19.079 Guys. 2777 02:06:19.439 --> 02:06:23.000 I'm like I would if you bring Abby around, I 2778 02:06:23.079 --> 02:06:25.000 will partner with you. Yamy Spiro was dead. 2779 02:06:25.520 --> 02:06:29.159 Oh well then I I literally just stopped talking to you. 2780 02:06:30.279 --> 02:06:31.039 You are useless. 2781 02:06:31.119 --> 02:06:31.199 Now. 2782 02:06:32.199 --> 02:06:34.800 I wasn't expecting this reaction from the Fellas at their 2783 02:06:34.800 --> 02:06:35.439 snart tank. 2784 02:06:35.840 --> 02:06:37.760 And I'm gonna shoot you. 2785 02:06:38.000 --> 02:06:40.800 I would, honestly, I think condolence to my sister. I 2786 02:06:40.840 --> 02:06:42.199 think I might have to go to jail because I 2787 02:06:42.239 --> 02:06:44.960 think I would beat him up. I think I actually 2788 02:06:44.960 --> 02:06:47.399 beat up. It wasn't until you did the Free Chovin 2789 02:06:47.520 --> 02:06:49.000 or the Free Derek dot Com and I was like, oh, 2790 02:06:49.000 --> 02:06:50.720 I think I think if I see this guy on 2791 02:06:50.800 --> 02:06:52.520 the streets, I might have to do something about that 2792 02:06:52.840 --> 02:06:53.359 because I just. 2793 02:06:53.760 --> 02:06:56.760 My sister is so wild, was gone. 2794 02:06:57.039 --> 02:07:00.720 I want him to be hit with him. I want 2795 02:07:00.760 --> 02:07:03.199 him to the back of the head, like in Minecraft. 2796 02:07:05.560 --> 02:07:05.960 What do you mean? 2797 02:07:06.039 --> 02:07:06.640 Like the band. 2798 02:07:08.720 --> 02:07:11.840 Like the Bad Holy fun I'm wake, I'm alive that 2799 02:07:12.239 --> 02:07:14.279 did you hear the song that they put out recently? 2800 02:07:15.279 --> 02:07:18.439 No? In fact, oh yeah, it's it's it was. It 2801 02:07:18.520 --> 02:07:19.000 was one of the. 2802 02:07:21.399 --> 02:07:24.199 It was it was like a very like it wasn't quote, 2803 02:07:24.199 --> 02:07:27.119 it wasn't directly anti woke, but you understand they made 2804 02:07:27.159 --> 02:07:29.039 it in a certain climate and who exactly. 2805 02:07:28.720 --> 02:07:29.000 Who it was? 2806 02:07:29.079 --> 02:07:32.439 Four oh right, perfect, so they couln't wait to listen 2807 02:07:32.520 --> 02:07:32.720 to it. 2808 02:07:33.279 --> 02:07:35.880 I would call it Stephen Crowder metal or something. I 2809 02:07:35.960 --> 02:07:36.479 can't wait to. 2810 02:07:36.680 --> 02:07:40.239 Put it on my trumpify that's my that's my uh music. 2811 02:07:41.000 --> 02:07:43.000 Dude. If if Joe Rogan. 2812 02:07:42.880 --> 02:07:45.239 Was listening to things Trump says I I should listen 2813 02:07:45.279 --> 02:07:45.760 to if. 2814 02:07:45.720 --> 02:07:48.239 Joe Rogan was like quote unquote woke or whatever, then 2815 02:07:48.279 --> 02:07:49.239 there would be a trumpefi. 2816 02:07:49.319 --> 02:07:50.880 It was actually a thing with him recently. He actually 2817 02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:53.319 pushed back a little bit. He pushed It was barely, 2818 02:07:53.439 --> 02:07:54.439 but it was. 2819 02:07:55.039 --> 02:07:59.560 It was if this is true, this is scary, And 2820 02:07:59.640 --> 02:08:02.279 I'm like and then at every corner trying to justify 2821 02:08:03.800 --> 02:08:04.359 what did she do? 2822 02:08:04.520 --> 02:08:05.479 Did she do something? 2823 02:08:05.680 --> 02:08:11.720 Because like pick many stories because they have a trigger noometry. 2824 02:08:11.720 --> 02:08:13.960 I can't fucking believe there's a thing that exists. There's 2825 02:08:14.000 --> 02:08:16.079 like a podcast or something or a YouTube channel called 2826 02:08:16.119 --> 02:08:16.840 trigger nomagy. 2827 02:08:16.920 --> 02:08:18.640 Yeah, I see you mentioned one of my favorite chances 2828 02:08:19.239 --> 02:08:19.600 and of. 2829 02:08:19.640 --> 02:08:21.239 Course, you know there are probably a bunch of a 2830 02:08:21.359 --> 02:08:24.520 centrist retards, you know, they're just like, oh, everything's one 2831 02:08:24.560 --> 02:08:26.680 of those people end up on Joegan's podcast, that's how 2832 02:08:26.720 --> 02:08:29.079 you get on. And then they're talking about these cases 2833 02:08:29.520 --> 02:08:32.479 and not well informed about the cases. Oh have you 2834 02:08:32.520 --> 02:08:34.039 heard about this one? No, I haven't looked into it, 2835 02:08:34.159 --> 02:08:37.760 but they're still commenting on Yeah, this can be scary, 2836 02:08:37.880 --> 02:08:40.359 but you know, if you do things, if you ramp 2837 02:08:40.439 --> 02:08:43.720 things up bad, people like, mistakes are gonna happen too. 2838 02:08:43.760 --> 02:08:47.640 And I'm like, that's the classifying this as like, oh, 2839 02:08:47.840 --> 02:08:50.479 this has to happen and mistakes are gonna happen. 2840 02:08:50.760 --> 02:08:55.399 Is is it's wild woman I got taken up off 2841 02:08:55.399 --> 02:08:56.520 the street randomly. 2842 02:08:57.000 --> 02:09:00.199 It's about her, It's about there are multiple cases of 2843 02:09:01.399 --> 02:09:04.800 protesters and then people like that. Specifically, this is more 2844 02:09:04.800 --> 02:09:08.920 about the protesting, the people protesting against obviously the genocide 2845 02:09:09.680 --> 02:09:12.520 and getting rounded up and shipped out, and they're just saying, oh, 2846 02:09:12.600 --> 02:09:14.960 they're terrorist or they're they're Homa supporter. You know, they're 2847 02:09:14.960 --> 02:09:18.199 just lying about shit, no evidence. And then Joe Rogan 2848 02:09:18.319 --> 02:09:20.840 is trying so hard to you know, because he endorsed Trump. 2849 02:09:20.840 --> 02:09:23.680 He's like uh, she must have did something awful, right, 2850 02:09:24.000 --> 02:09:26.199 And I'm seeing this trigonomaty guy, this one fucking British. 2851 02:09:26.239 --> 02:09:31.880 The British like, oh, uh, since she's a not an 2852 02:09:31.960 --> 02:09:36.079 American citizen, do they have different rules? Yes? And I'm like, 2853 02:09:36.159 --> 02:09:40.479 what the fuck do you mean do they have different rules? Like? Oh, 2854 02:09:40.840 --> 02:09:42.640 are they trying to say that they wouldn't have given 2855 02:09:42.720 --> 02:09:46.119 her a green card or a visa if they knew 2856 02:09:46.159 --> 02:09:48.199 she was gonna protest. And I'm like, are you fucking 2857 02:09:48.239 --> 02:09:50.720 listening to yourself? You stupid reach. I can't believe it. 2858 02:09:51.199 --> 02:09:55.119 But yeah, but at the very least Joe showed some concern. Yeah, 2859 02:09:55.520 --> 02:09:58.079 he was the least concerned. Thought like, what's happening is scary, 2860 02:09:58.760 --> 02:10:01.520 but wouldn't admit that, like is fucked up? Troy, like like, 2861 02:10:02.039 --> 02:10:05.039 this is what's happening. Connect it. You just want to 2862 02:10:05.039 --> 02:10:07.800 admit that it is exactly what's happening. Trying to be like, oh, 2863 02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:14.680 if somebody hit him with a mallet, please, it'll happen. 2864 02:10:14.760 --> 02:10:16.439 He's always going to that mallet shop. 2865 02:10:16.319 --> 02:10:19.600 Yeah, and then the owner is just like, I should 2866 02:10:19.640 --> 02:10:20.479 do it, I should do it. 2867 02:10:20.920 --> 02:10:22.199 Yeah, I used to go to I used to go 2868 02:10:22.279 --> 02:10:23.520 to that Malet shop with him all. 2869 02:10:23.399 --> 02:10:27.279 The time, throwing out. 2870 02:10:29.319 --> 02:10:30.760 Alpha brain, it's not working. 2871 02:10:32.640 --> 02:10:33.279 Me and Joe Rogan. 2872 02:10:33.279 --> 02:10:36.800 You's always going to Craig mcflippin's spring loaded fucking mallets 2873 02:10:36.840 --> 02:10:37.479 and boxing club. 2874 02:10:38.600 --> 02:10:41.600 Let's just the name, please. I love getting. 2875 02:10:41.600 --> 02:10:42.600 Concussed in that location. 2876 02:10:43.199 --> 02:10:47.479 Yea zombie stank Rode and he says, hey, he says that, yeah, 2877 02:10:47.680 --> 02:10:51.640 the got rage bated into something on Apple. Uh so 2878 02:10:51.720 --> 02:10:54.640 he sab and to say the Sonic Xbox emulation Chris 2879 02:10:54.800 --> 02:10:57.119 was talking about was actually them recompiling the whole game 2880 02:10:57.159 --> 02:10:58.600 to run on a PC. But now the tools are 2881 02:10:58.600 --> 02:11:01.000 there to do it with any three sixty that's all about. Yeah, 2882 02:11:01.439 --> 02:11:04.600 it's very cool. I'm curious to see what is even 2883 02:11:04.600 --> 02:11:07.239 available to get that done with. I want to see 2884 02:11:07.880 --> 02:11:10.439 X Men origins, Wolverine absolutely, I want to see spider 2885 02:11:10.479 --> 02:11:13.600 My Web of Shadows. I want to see like weird. 2886 02:11:13.920 --> 02:11:16.159 I know, like it wouldn't matter for like Lord of 2887 02:11:16.159 --> 02:11:18.319 the Ring's Conquest because that's server base, but like I'd 2888 02:11:18.359 --> 02:11:20.319 be curious see if like you could just go in 2889 02:11:20.399 --> 02:11:22.680 by yourself. There's a lot of great games that are 2890 02:11:22.720 --> 02:11:25.479 just stranded on that Mercenaries too, I would love that's 2891 02:11:25.520 --> 02:11:26.039 not on PC. 2892 02:11:26.680 --> 02:11:33.039 Let's get cracking, do it. But uh yeah, and you 2893 02:11:33.079 --> 02:11:34.359 know what, we'll cut it there. 2894 02:11:34.760 --> 02:11:40.680 Yes, try keep things brisk, a brisk pace, like. 2895 02:11:40.800 --> 02:11:42.760 Mom, like that my shot. 2896 02:11:45.000 --> 02:11:50.159 That's so vulgar? Why is this show so so vulgar 2897 02:11:50.239 --> 02:11:53.920 and mean? Spirit? I taught you better than that. I 2898 02:11:54.039 --> 02:11:54.800 taught you better than that. 2899 02:11:54.920 --> 02:11:57.880 You were gone the entire I was gonna say, I've 2900 02:11:58.039 --> 02:12:00.960 raised you. Allow me to strike an elephant where my rifle. 2901 02:12:01.119 --> 02:12:05.640 That's a smiting manager. He's shooting ten elephants while he's 2902 02:12:05.880 --> 02:12:07.720 lecturing he's an elephant. 2903 02:12:07.840 --> 02:12:10.039 He's shooting the same ten elephants over and over again. 2904 02:12:10.439 --> 02:12:12.720 He's on his field of dead elephants. He's just shooting 2905 02:12:12.800 --> 02:12:15.359 dead elephants. He's like, no, Sean, you're gonna want to 2906 02:12:15.399 --> 02:12:21.760 aim for the buddy, Sean, this is the last elephant alive, 2907 02:12:22.640 --> 02:12:24.279 and I want to give you the honor to endigg 2908 02:12:24.279 --> 02:12:24.680 It's life. 2909 02:12:26.159 --> 02:12:29.520 What Oh that's my favorite animal. 2910 02:12:30.159 --> 02:12:30.359 I know. 2911 02:12:30.520 --> 02:12:33.039 That's why I killed all of them. And I'll give 2912 02:12:33.079 --> 02:12:34.600 you the chance to can you imagine? Oh? 2913 02:12:34.680 --> 02:12:37.079 I got that's like the Thanos level shit, like like 2914 02:12:37.159 --> 02:12:38.840 that vendetta he has with that guy on his birthday 2915 02:12:38.880 --> 02:12:41.199 or whatever. Yeah, we're like I found out this is 2916 02:12:41.199 --> 02:12:42.000 your favorite animal, so. 2917 02:12:42.039 --> 02:12:46.159 I killed all of them. That's so evil. 2918 02:12:47.199 --> 02:12:48.600 All right, we're gonna. 2919 02:12:48.399 --> 02:12:50.079 Read our twenty five dollars patrons. 2920 02:12:50.119 --> 02:12:53.880 Now, remember you can submit your name here, uh to 2921 02:12:54.000 --> 02:12:56.039 the Patreon list of names right at the end of 2922 02:12:56.079 --> 02:13:00.359 the show. Twenty five dollars. It's an egregious price that 2923 02:13:00.680 --> 02:13:05.319 uh some of you got it like that man, God 2924 02:13:05.439 --> 02:13:08.000 bless uh you cart me down. 2925 02:13:08.279 --> 02:13:09.199 It's a great price. 2926 02:13:09.279 --> 02:13:12.439 Three it should be seventy five dollars. It should be 2927 02:13:12.520 --> 02:13:13.600 fucking seventy five dollars. 2928 02:13:13.840 --> 02:13:15.560 The pain of this. 2929 02:13:17.319 --> 02:13:19.279 Yeah, we got a inflation, guys. 2930 02:13:19.359 --> 02:13:22.000 Sorry, the twenty five dollars price tag is now five 2931 02:13:22.159 --> 02:13:23.159 hundred thousand dollars. 2932 02:13:23.239 --> 02:13:26.359 Gonna put some tariffs on our podcast. 2933 02:13:26.600 --> 02:13:27.600 You gotta put tariffs on this. 2934 02:13:27.920 --> 02:13:34.239 This consoles games, Tariffs on these digital games. 2935 02:13:34.680 --> 02:13:37.720 Comedy needs tariffs. Comedy needs tariffs. 2936 02:13:39.159 --> 02:13:43.920 One cent bird punchline. Sorry, that's four cents. 2937 02:13:43.920 --> 02:13:45.000 It's actually really affordable. 2938 02:13:45.479 --> 02:13:50.279 But Bernadette Bernadette or Bernadette Banana see gay why uh 2939 02:13:50.359 --> 02:13:53.600 colchedra Edrass. I'm an astrophysicist and fun fact, you can 2940 02:13:53.680 --> 02:13:57.039 lift you can fit every major planet between. 2941 02:13:56.840 --> 02:13:59.359 Wait, hold on, something's not right. Here paid. 2942 02:14:00.359 --> 02:14:05.760 Yeah, okay, fun fact, you can fit every major planet 2943 02:14:05.760 --> 02:14:11.359 between sweets tooth Kain. That's crazy racist, cage racist, hokka 2944 02:14:12.520 --> 02:14:16.079 black black ten who has the power of ten white people? 2945 02:14:17.600 --> 02:14:22.319 Oh yeah, yeah right, so dumb, so stupid. God Christ Queen. 2946 02:14:22.640 --> 02:14:26.880 Queers of War, Oh, Queen, I love that we had. 2947 02:14:27.319 --> 02:14:29.800 Yeah, we did have an episode called Gaze of War, 2948 02:14:30.199 --> 02:14:32.399 and everybody was like, Queers of War was right there. 2949 02:14:33.359 --> 02:14:35.359 It was like, you are right, no Queers of War is. 2950 02:14:35.439 --> 02:14:40.920 But see the problem is the the art had Gaze 2951 02:14:41.000 --> 02:14:41.319 of War. 2952 02:14:41.600 --> 02:14:42.640 Oh you're just like Kanye. 2953 02:14:42.720 --> 02:14:46.119 Now, yeah it doesn't like Kanye. I understand that Queers 2954 02:14:46.159 --> 02:14:49.239 of War sounds better, but also. 2955 02:14:49.479 --> 02:14:52.640 It's less dumb. Yeah, it's it's just like it is dumb, 2956 02:14:52.720 --> 02:14:56.479 but it's it's the if you think about gaze and gears, 2957 02:14:57.920 --> 02:15:00.680 you understand. I do understand. 2958 02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:02.640 This is like inside I feel like I'm watching like 2959 02:15:02.680 --> 02:15:04.359 what is it inside the actors studio? 2960 02:15:05.319 --> 02:15:08.159 You know, or like it's like wow, I never really or. 2961 02:15:08.199 --> 02:15:11.520 Like a DVD commentary with like with like fucking John 2962 02:15:11.560 --> 02:15:14.479 Williams talking about like I scored I actually or like 2963 02:15:14.520 --> 02:15:16.720 George Lucas like I actually made I meane geor jar 2964 02:15:16.760 --> 02:15:18.920 are the size of my own foreskin, because I really 2965 02:15:18.960 --> 02:15:21.960 wanted to, I really wanted to relate to him. It's like, George, 2966 02:15:21.960 --> 02:15:26.760 your foreskin is massive. It's actually deeply twice twice the 2967 02:15:26.840 --> 02:15:29.560 height of a child and about the size of jar 2968 02:15:29.600 --> 02:15:35.960 Jar Banks RFK drinking Trump's evil come to become majen 2969 02:15:36.119 --> 02:15:38.640 r f K. It's Emma, two rats in a trench 2970 02:15:38.680 --> 02:15:41.359 throw and I'm Chris Ray Derek. 2971 02:15:43.119 --> 02:15:46.840 This is Derek, God damn it. Dude's the N word. 2972 02:15:46.920 --> 02:15:47.079 Man. 2973 02:15:47.880 --> 02:15:52.079 This is Tom Swastika aka we was Kangston Jamison. 2974 02:15:52.199 --> 02:15:55.359 I don't know the good swing is in the black 2975 02:15:55.520 --> 02:15:59.119 lunche Ellen Ellen Elon Muskin. 2976 02:16:00.520 --> 02:16:05.199 I can't wait for him to transition. Yeah, amazing, I 2977 02:16:05.359 --> 02:16:19.119 want you anymore. My test is a gold Teslor. 2978 02:16:20.600 --> 02:16:23.039 We renamed it to Tesler Teslor. 2979 02:16:24.439 --> 02:16:25.920 I love Tesler. I love it. 2980 02:16:26.159 --> 02:16:27.359 When he said that, I couldn't believe it. 2981 02:16:27.680 --> 02:16:30.680 I thought I was just cracking, but he was. 2982 02:16:30.760 --> 02:16:33.280 We love Tesler. We love Tesler. 2983 02:16:34.520 --> 02:16:36.159 He's in the White House just recently talking and I 2984 02:16:36.239 --> 02:16:37.440 was like, oh, he just says tesla. 2985 02:16:37.680 --> 02:16:41.479 I've never even heard him say, and are that strongly? Yeah, 2986 02:16:41.840 --> 02:16:44.159 even when talking is I'm not black? And around him 2987 02:16:44.920 --> 02:16:51.040 but like, that's that's actually pretty good, Joe, He's not bad. 2988 02:16:51.079 --> 02:16:54.239 It's something, but uh yeah, Elon Musk is a filthy African. 2989 02:16:55.159 --> 02:16:57.719 My plan to solve the Israel Palasine conflicts is just 2990 02:16:57.799 --> 02:17:00.360 luke Jerusalem, and so no one is happy. My contention 2991 02:17:00.440 --> 02:17:02.799 has always been that there's a McDonald's in Jerusalem, so 2992 02:17:02.920 --> 02:17:06.159 it can't be a holy land. The second McDonald's there. 2993 02:17:06.079 --> 02:17:07.280 It's just over. That's a good point. 2994 02:17:08.680 --> 02:17:14.680 Berserker by uh big bouncing backsideh the Sloker to why 2995 02:17:14.719 --> 02:17:22.239 so Dirpy Meggers with attitude, beef stroking off Goga gay 2996 02:17:22.600 --> 02:17:23.559 for the jode. 2997 02:17:23.520 --> 02:17:24.799 Bad to the Bad to the bone. 2998 02:17:25.520 --> 02:17:27.879 I can't believe the woke left without saying goodbye Freezer 2999 02:17:27.959 --> 02:17:31.399 White and sidekick Waalt junor in Zarman for him. Come People, 3000 02:17:31.959 --> 02:17:36.120 Come people Brolly. Oh my god, that's layered, my guy. 3001 02:17:38.120 --> 02:17:38.920 Did you ever see that? 3002 02:17:39.399 --> 02:17:40.920 We talked about it on the show, right the broy 3003 02:17:41.360 --> 02:17:43.079 the guy who did Broley's voice doing that song. 3004 02:17:43.399 --> 02:17:49.000 Oh yes, we did come People Come people right right right. 3005 02:17:49.239 --> 02:17:49.760 That's awesome. 3006 02:17:50.319 --> 02:17:51.479 Yeah, that's what that was. 3007 02:17:51.559 --> 02:17:57.200 That's the Mega man X and Mad Dick Hunter Quiro domination, 3008 02:17:57.280 --> 02:18:01.239 Von at the Dead Johnson Johnson Park. Uh, Derek not 3009 02:18:01.360 --> 02:18:03.799 Chovin is innocent for him around i Asian mistaking the 3010 02:18:03.840 --> 02:18:06.079 voice of God for schizophrenia. Sweeney, please send me your 3011 02:18:06.159 --> 02:18:09.479 bobetos tomorrow or else. Uh, you should show them off 3012 02:18:09.479 --> 02:18:12.360 on the podcast John Drown's miscarriage. Derek made up a 3013 02:18:12.479 --> 02:18:14.639 pirate name for yourself. Make up a make up a 3014 02:18:14.680 --> 02:18:17.200 pirate name for yourself. Please, Brah, don't call me good 3015 02:18:17.239 --> 02:18:21.799 kiddie Bob or my bibe. Cock will start rushing now. Yeah, 3016 02:18:23.680 --> 02:18:25.440 the animis is making you, making you able to watch 3017 02:18:25.440 --> 02:18:27.159 your ancests memories and four K means has been probably 3018 02:18:27.159 --> 02:18:29.520 owns a bunch of CP monstrance clock to the pulse 3019 02:18:29.520 --> 02:18:31.680 of the monsters. Cock and his clans unable to walk blacktick. 3020 02:18:31.680 --> 02:18:36.479 We'll try and get real lined smelling as Bob smelling ants, 3021 02:18:37.000 --> 02:18:41.520 smelling ants for one Big Ounce's scientific curiosity. 3022 02:18:41.760 --> 02:18:42.719 You look, uh. 3023 02:18:44.719 --> 02:18:45.000 You look? 3024 02:18:45.399 --> 02:18:49.040 What which ones are the ones with the seek? You 3025 02:18:49.079 --> 02:18:49.760 look like a seek. 3026 02:18:49.920 --> 02:18:53.440 You look like a cone head like you have featuring 3027 02:18:53.559 --> 02:18:56.040 dan Akrol. It kind of has the the shape of 3028 02:18:56.159 --> 02:18:57.319 like the Sikh turban. 3029 02:18:59.440 --> 02:19:03.719 This he's checked. Yeah, yeah, we're deducting his not speaking 3030 02:19:03.760 --> 02:19:04.520 from his is. 3031 02:19:04.520 --> 02:19:07.440 He what is he I'm not you guys talk is 3032 02:19:07.479 --> 02:19:08.200 he black devil? 3033 02:19:08.239 --> 02:19:12.520 What is he? Black dear black. 3034 02:19:13.920 --> 02:19:19.879 Sucks, black black devil, black devil towns song. 3035 02:19:19.959 --> 02:19:24.959 It's like that bad devil, bad devil, bad devil, get 3036 02:19:25.000 --> 02:19:28.159 out of my city. This is my city, black devil, 3037 02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:29.600 this is my city, black devil. 3038 02:19:29.840 --> 02:19:37.200 I am Son Wills kiss that you need to show 3039 02:19:37.280 --> 02:19:37.879 for you die? 3040 02:19:38.159 --> 02:19:41.280 Could I say Wilson Dave backwards? Almost It's like not 3041 02:19:41.399 --> 02:19:45.719 even right perfectly, I said, Son Will. It's it should 3042 02:19:45.760 --> 02:19:50.959 be like what I would know. No will is that 3043 02:19:51.079 --> 02:19:55.200 it will. I'm more worthy endeavor. There has never been 3044 02:19:55.479 --> 02:19:57.440 no will, no slill. 3045 02:19:58.799 --> 02:20:01.840 No I have to write it off. I can write 3046 02:20:01.840 --> 02:20:09.559 it out. Lou, Lou, Lou shut up. That was like 3047 02:20:09.680 --> 02:20:13.200 what could be? Kid, you can stop. 3048 02:20:13.440 --> 02:20:14.319 That's a short. 3049 02:20:14.440 --> 02:20:16.239 That was like once we got a short. Bust raise 3050 02:20:16.920 --> 02:20:18.440 Cassif Cassif. 3051 02:20:19.159 --> 02:20:24.760 I am no squill, Cassif, this is my city, black 3052 02:20:25.000 --> 02:20:26.399 devil Vanessa. 3053 02:20:27.840 --> 02:20:34.120 So it'll eat this spie because every Cassif Cassif no will, 3054 02:20:35.440 --> 02:20:39.040 he got what we ended up with, right, squill. 3055 02:20:40.040 --> 02:20:45.040 But when I look down at my puddle of coum Vanessa, 3056 02:20:45.200 --> 02:20:50.360 I I white, my handskinned, and I look out at 3057 02:20:50.440 --> 02:20:57.159 the city. It's a corrupt city, as enough. 3058 02:20:59.360 --> 02:21:09.959 Vanessa back stupid, please, my love, my hate. But he's 3059 02:21:10.000 --> 02:21:11.959 a good guy. He's like so he's like, he's like 3060 02:21:12.040 --> 02:21:15.879 he's trying to help a devil there is like out 3061 02:21:15.920 --> 02:21:18.079 there being a flare. 3062 02:21:19.000 --> 02:21:26.360 God, damn devil there as my hate. You have been authoritius. 3063 02:21:26.479 --> 02:21:30.600 It's such a stupid concept, every facet of it. Devil 3064 02:21:30.680 --> 02:21:32.319 there is great, though. I love I love the idea 3065 02:21:32.360 --> 02:21:35.399 of a backwards daredevil who's like he can see perfectly well, 3066 02:21:35.440 --> 02:21:36.399 he can't do anything else. 3067 02:21:36.479 --> 02:21:39.200 He's got fucking he's got thirty thirty visions. 3068 02:21:39.200 --> 02:21:43.079 He's got thirty thirty vision, but only directly forward, so 3069 02:21:43.440 --> 02:21:45.000 he can't like he's got no peripheral. 3070 02:21:45.120 --> 02:21:47.079 Yeah, it's like tunnels. 3071 02:21:49.280 --> 02:21:50.760 Oh my god, Devil there is great. 3072 02:21:51.440 --> 02:21:54.959 Someone draw Devil there doing like a fucking gain or 3073 02:21:55.040 --> 02:21:57.600 off of the Statue of Liberty and not understanding how 3074 02:21:58.040 --> 02:21:58.319 that is. 3075 02:21:58.680 --> 02:22:00.600 I hate the city kitchen Hell so much. 3076 02:22:00.799 --> 02:22:02.799 Kitchen Hell, Kitchen Hell is such a shit. 3077 02:22:02.959 --> 02:22:06.479 This is so dumb. I must save my city. I 3078 02:22:06.559 --> 02:22:14.479 must save Heavens bathroom. Now, Heavens Heavens bathroom. I will 3079 02:22:14.520 --> 02:22:19.920 save Heavens bathroom. If my name isn't he can't do 3080 02:22:20.000 --> 02:22:27.360 it either, Noss Wills Lou This is stupid, but I'm 3081 02:22:27.360 --> 02:22:29.440 trying to say, please please read my name. 3082 02:22:29.559 --> 02:22:35.399 Thug Zilla, King of the That was the Wow, thug Zilla, 3083 02:22:35.520 --> 02:22:37.079 King of the Hoodsters, moving all my friends in the 3084 02:22:37.120 --> 02:22:41.200 custody battle, Kurt Cobain POV. Nobody cares, but I am 3085 02:22:41.239 --> 02:22:44.680 now gay free for the past year. Death Jack w 3086 02:22:45.159 --> 02:22:49.760 f M bombing Red Bull for dropping lost in the cunts. 3087 02:22:49.879 --> 02:22:51.639 What do you want to call Kingpin? Like if you 3088 02:22:51.680 --> 02:22:52.719 want to use the word kingpin? 3089 02:22:52.920 --> 02:22:56.440 Uh fucking I don't know. I need to come Pinking 3090 02:22:56.959 --> 02:23:02.239 Queen queen, queen pill. His name is just his name's pinking, Pinking. 3091 02:23:02.639 --> 02:23:03.559 What the hell does that mean? 3092 02:23:04.799 --> 02:23:05.120 What's that? 3093 02:23:05.639 --> 02:23:06.239 There's picking? 3094 02:23:07.120 --> 02:23:11.120 If you, oh, if you, if you want your buddy? Okay, okay, okay, 3095 02:23:11.239 --> 02:23:19.200 I was thinking, okay, I gotcha, pinking. That's so stupid, 3096 02:23:19.639 --> 02:23:25.520 of course, all right, Benjamin Benjamara, save my city. Heavens 3097 02:23:25.600 --> 02:23:29.159 bathroom is that whatever Heaven's bathroom is? I always wrote 3098 02:23:29.200 --> 02:23:34.040 the Devil there from Devil there. If my name isn't pinking, 3099 02:23:35.159 --> 02:23:36.159 his name isn't. 3100 02:23:37.440 --> 02:23:40.600 A wild mat something, his name isn't kick fit of 3101 02:23:40.639 --> 02:23:41.920 the joke, it'd be nip. 3102 02:23:42.079 --> 02:23:42.840 It'd be nip. 3103 02:23:44.840 --> 02:23:51.399 This is such a dumb there's nip nip nick, nip nick, 3104 02:23:52.319 --> 02:23:59.920 nip nip, nip nip nick. My name isn't nip. 3105 02:24:00.399 --> 02:24:02.040 It is in the show though they haven't they they 3106 02:24:02.079 --> 02:24:04.959 even called me in the Disney one, but in this. 3107 02:24:05.360 --> 02:24:11.399 Version they've called me nip Nick starring Vincent Dinandrio. 3108 02:24:14.680 --> 02:24:17.799 Whatever alien in the middle black. 3109 02:24:17.879 --> 02:24:19.200 Yeah, we're getting the weeds here. 3110 02:24:20.360 --> 02:24:28.639 Salt he's he's a good guy. 3111 02:24:29.440 --> 02:24:33.719 Salt assault. What water? Salt meat? 3112 02:24:43.559 --> 02:24:46.399 I just want to say, what's the opposite of water? 3113 02:24:52.360 --> 02:24:54.159 That is the craziest thing I know. 3114 02:24:54.280 --> 02:24:56.319 This is fire is fired to be too stupid like 3115 02:24:56.520 --> 02:24:59.680 salt Meat's. 3116 02:24:58.680 --> 02:25:01.440 Not even there's no not even a nano angstrom of 3117 02:25:01.479 --> 02:25:02.639 cleverness to this. I know. 3118 02:25:03.360 --> 02:25:06.879 Jesus Funny, don't touch me or all comming you amazing 3119 02:25:07.920 --> 02:25:09.959 comedy you. 3120 02:25:10.200 --> 02:25:13.520 He would say that Ben Shapiro stretching his balls like 3121 02:25:13.600 --> 02:25:19.399 a god of war QT. Kingston's dad, I need your 3122 02:25:19.479 --> 02:25:24.520 help save my city. That's a good impression. Actually, Actually, 3123 02:25:25.079 --> 02:25:28.319 I for some reason, I was working around with the 3124 02:25:28.959 --> 02:25:31.959 colors on the TV and I was watching Daredevil and 3125 02:25:32.280 --> 02:25:34.440 I thought that too. I was like, this actually sounds 3126 02:25:34.520 --> 02:25:35.920 like I wasn't. 3127 02:25:35.760 --> 02:25:38.479 Expecting that let's do Let's do Daredevil in a king 3128 02:25:39.200 --> 02:25:40.120 Wilson is talking. 3129 02:25:40.760 --> 02:25:47.239 It started Kingston's dad, I need your help. Hold on, 3130 02:25:47.399 --> 02:26:00.479 Oh excuse me? Uh devil dare who just blinded? Just 3131 02:26:00.600 --> 02:26:06.879 a blind guy? Woll you're incredibly blind. I'm not sure 3132 02:26:06.959 --> 02:26:10.200 how you're antagonizing my city so much when you can't 3133 02:26:10.239 --> 02:26:11.479 even fucking see anything? 3134 02:26:11.559 --> 02:26:13.120 Are you? Are you watching one again yet? Don't know? 3135 02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:13.479 Not yet. 3136 02:26:13.520 --> 02:26:14.920 I'm almost done with the season three. 3137 02:26:15.120 --> 02:26:19.239 Don't touch me, dude. 3138 02:26:21.879 --> 02:26:25.879 He's not even saying anything. That's my dad a present. 3139 02:26:25.920 --> 02:26:27.520 He's blind, mute in death. 3140 02:26:28.520 --> 02:26:31.360 Yeah, you can't do anything. He can move around and 3141 02:26:31.399 --> 02:26:31.680 that's it. 3142 02:26:31.879 --> 02:26:35.200 But why is he a nuisance? Why is he my 3143 02:26:35.600 --> 02:26:36.680 fucking's like. 3144 02:26:36.680 --> 02:26:40.319 Mister Magoo kind of we're like, by the way, amazing reference. 3145 02:26:40.559 --> 02:26:41.520 What's crazy? 3146 02:26:41.959 --> 02:26:42.959 I don't even know why I know that. 3147 02:26:43.319 --> 02:26:45.040 But like if he was a blind guy, that would 3148 02:26:45.120 --> 02:26:48.159 like accidentally accomplish everything that he needed to do, so 3149 02:26:48.319 --> 02:26:50.000 it would be that like he would like trip into 3150 02:26:50.040 --> 02:26:52.239 like a broken glass, like you trip in a broken glass, 3151 02:26:52.280 --> 02:26:54.440 and that would like summon the police to a place 3152 02:26:54.479 --> 02:26:56.760 where like a robbery was taking place under Yeah, you 3153 02:26:56.840 --> 02:26:59.120 know what I mean and the odds of. 3154 02:26:59.559 --> 02:27:01.840 Him terrorizing my city is incredible. 3155 02:27:01.920 --> 02:27:02.799 It must be fate. 3156 02:27:04.840 --> 02:27:09.040 I don't do stop, don't don't move, don't move, help, help, 3157 02:27:09.079 --> 02:27:13.520 don't move. Help. I would be terrifying if you know, 3158 02:27:13.639 --> 02:27:16.639 he keeps getting into like yeah, like if he just 3159 02:27:16.680 --> 02:27:19.200 saw moving, I'd be terrified, Like what's gonna happen? 3160 02:27:19.639 --> 02:27:23.040 It's like final destination almost, like you know, like he 3161 02:27:23.200 --> 02:27:28.479 is final. He is mister Final anyway, mister final. 3162 02:27:32.600 --> 02:27:42.159 All right, just go, mister Shapiro, mis you do. 3163 02:27:42.680 --> 02:27:45.079 I know you've been able to think lately. Mister fin 3164 02:27:45.600 --> 02:27:46.799 nip nig, how you doing? 3165 02:27:48.239 --> 02:27:48.360 Wait? 3166 02:27:48.399 --> 02:27:48.920 What was it again? 3167 02:27:49.040 --> 02:27:49.360 Nipni? 3168 02:27:50.159 --> 02:27:52.319 Wait? That's not nick nipnick. 3169 02:27:52.600 --> 02:27:53.000 Mister ni. 3170 02:27:53.200 --> 02:27:54.079 Audience is furious. 3171 02:27:54.120 --> 02:27:54.680 I'm gonna help you. 3172 02:27:54.760 --> 02:27:58.159 Don't touch me, Gotta. I'd rather give you money than 3173 02:27:58.159 --> 02:27:58.600 to charity. 3174 02:27:58.959 --> 02:28:00.959 Big meat. He stinks I'm slipping. 3175 02:28:02.360 --> 02:28:03.040 Fam scene. 3176 02:28:03.879 --> 02:28:04.879 I can't put the cock down. 3177 02:28:05.959 --> 02:28:10.239 Abby Shapiro's milk, she's immediately. 3178 02:28:09.920 --> 02:28:10.760 Unfortunately she is no. 3179 02:28:13.879 --> 02:28:14.079 Longer. 3180 02:28:14.280 --> 02:28:19.399 I want to hear that you took Abby's milk from me. 3181 02:28:19.719 --> 02:28:20.959 He picked him up with soup. 3182 02:28:22.920 --> 02:28:23.520 Like you know what you get? 3183 02:28:23.559 --> 02:28:26.079 He got mad at like Karen about uh Wesley. No, 3184 02:28:26.360 --> 02:28:28.000 it's it's the milk. It's it's Abby's milk. 3185 02:28:28.000 --> 02:28:30.200 He's actually I'm sorry. She was, she's young, she's she 3186 02:28:30.319 --> 02:28:35.159 was tragically folded into an envelope. All that milk onto waste, 3187 02:28:35.399 --> 02:28:38.840 all that the envelope is looking crazy though, you know 3188 02:28:42.040 --> 02:28:44.719 how well am I supposed to beat off and feed myself? 3189 02:28:45.520 --> 02:28:49.120 She's gone. It's a really good impression about Vanessa. 3190 02:28:49.159 --> 02:28:51.200 You know what about you freak of a wife? 3191 02:28:51.360 --> 02:29:02.399 Care about Abby's milk? No, like like shaking, shaking. Yeah. 3192 02:29:03.200 --> 02:29:05.440 I was like even when he's given a press conference 3193 02:29:05.479 --> 02:29:07.000 trying to convince people that he's a good guy, and 3194 02:29:07.079 --> 02:29:07.399 he's like. 3195 02:29:09.000 --> 02:29:11.280 Like we look, look at him. 3196 02:29:11.600 --> 02:29:13.479 He's snarling silently. 3197 02:29:13.600 --> 02:29:18.879 It's crazy. Daredevil try to frame me and I'm like, uh, 3198 02:29:20.040 --> 02:29:21.280 you're kind of scaring me, buddy. 3199 02:29:21.399 --> 02:29:25.680 The fact that he becomes mayors so insane. It's so insane. 3200 02:29:25.920 --> 02:29:28.520 Is it's so insane, But the. 3201 02:29:30.040 --> 02:29:31.959 Like thank you for saying that, like the idea of that, 3202 02:29:32.120 --> 02:29:33.680 Like when they did Devil's Rain and it was like, 3203 02:29:33.920 --> 02:29:36.440 people like, how would people think that he would become 3204 02:29:36.520 --> 02:29:39.239 marat where we are now? 3205 02:29:39.719 --> 02:29:43.000 Jimmy Rings, he does some good I forgot about I 3206 02:29:43.000 --> 02:29:44.159 forgot about Jimmy Rings at. 3207 02:29:44.120 --> 02:29:48.399 Least he has like a he's a he's a fucking psychopath, 3208 02:29:48.760 --> 02:29:53.239 but literally legitimately wants to He wants the city to 3209 02:29:53.280 --> 02:29:55.159 be prestigious, but in a fucked up way. 3210 02:29:55.680 --> 02:29:57.120 You know what I mean? Is he is he gay 3211 02:29:57.159 --> 02:29:59.200 in the alternate universe too? And is his his husband's 3212 02:29:59.200 --> 02:29:59.719 like Vanessa? 3213 02:30:00.879 --> 02:30:06.680 Vanessa, van Vanessa, I love your penis so much. Here 3214 02:30:06.799 --> 02:30:18.319 you have an amazing cock. Thank you, glone. He's a 3215 02:30:18.479 --> 02:30:24.440 sucking himself. Oh that's a seed. He's so good. I 3216 02:30:24.559 --> 02:30:26.799 love the way your penis feels it. I ask thank 3217 02:30:26.840 --> 02:30:27.920 you so much, thank you. 3218 02:30:28.319 --> 02:30:29.760 I love yours feels my penis. 3219 02:30:37.639 --> 02:30:40.520 The stupidest show in the fucking world. 3220 02:30:41.399 --> 02:30:43.479 People listen to this, women listen to this. 3221 02:30:45.479 --> 02:30:49.319 Women with class these only the classiest woman's gonna put 3222 02:30:49.360 --> 02:30:50.319 on the snark tank in the car. 3223 02:30:50.319 --> 02:30:56.360 For women that are like Vanessa essentially Vanesto. You keep adding, 3224 02:30:57.319 --> 02:31:00.920 I like that sounds better than Vanessa. Well you're what, 3225 02:31:01.040 --> 02:31:07.559 it's dumb. It's negaga the nega. Yeah, yes, that's what 3226 02:31:07.680 --> 02:31:08.159 it's like that. 3227 02:31:12.159 --> 02:31:13.879 If a snake bit sweet this is, by the way, 3228 02:31:14.159 --> 02:31:16.959 so much, so long winded, this bit. If a snake 3229 02:31:17.040 --> 02:31:19.319 bit sweet on the dick, would you suck the veta. 3230 02:31:19.840 --> 02:31:22.600 Tell you guys, tell you guys what edit the best 3231 02:31:22.639 --> 02:31:25.719 parts of this bit out so that it's reasonable, and 3232 02:31:25.799 --> 02:31:27.840 then you can make it a clip on another channel. 3233 02:31:28.920 --> 02:31:31.799 The usable footage from that bit will be three minutes. 3234 02:31:32.440 --> 02:31:36.200 Maybe maybe like fourteen fifteen seconds. 3235 02:31:36.520 --> 02:31:38.200 If a snake bits of dick, would you suck thevenount 3236 02:31:38.200 --> 02:31:39.959 if it was getting to work? No way, lost it 3237 02:31:40.360 --> 02:31:42.959 at the Cortes. You all got some change when Elon 3238 02:31:43.000 --> 02:31:44.680 finally dies. Catch me going stupid at the club, like 3239 02:31:44.760 --> 02:31:48.520 Jim carries the mask, gids touch swing every time he 3240 02:31:48.559 --> 02:31:49.239 pulls his phone out. 3241 02:31:49.399 --> 02:31:49.959 Wolverine. 3242 02:31:50.399 --> 02:31:53.360 It's penis Phoenix is aesthetic laws. 3243 02:31:54.280 --> 02:31:57.319 So good, penis read. 3244 02:32:01.680 --> 02:32:03.280 Why did them slowly get erected? 3245 02:32:03.719 --> 02:32:07.760 Let's go Bob, it's so right that wiener reed is 3246 02:32:07.799 --> 02:32:08.440 more obvious. 3247 02:32:08.799 --> 02:32:12.440 Yeah, of course, yeah, it's like is that's very that's 3248 02:32:12.520 --> 02:32:14.239 queers of warr level, you know what I mean, where 3249 02:32:14.280 --> 02:32:15.600 it's like yeah, but like. 3250 02:32:17.239 --> 02:32:20.520 When it's worse, it's better anti coomedy. 3251 02:32:21.040 --> 02:32:21.360 Get over. 3252 02:32:21.440 --> 02:32:25.079 How much worse sounds as a word than anything I've 3253 02:32:25.120 --> 02:32:25.879 ever heard before. 3254 02:32:27.040 --> 02:32:28.879 The funny thing is out of context. 3255 02:32:29.000 --> 02:32:30.559 Anyone even know what you're talking about. 3256 02:32:32.879 --> 02:32:35.680 Maybe maybe they think it was maybe like a chemical 3257 02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:37.760 like if you be like, hey, who do you think 3258 02:32:37.840 --> 02:32:38.600 Penis Reen is? 3259 02:32:40.399 --> 02:32:45.159 I think, like, hey, hey, first on the street, I 3260 02:32:45.200 --> 02:32:47.879 know you're I know, I know you're busy and probably 3261 02:32:47.920 --> 02:32:49.639 like give me, give me a second, please, you like 3262 02:32:49.719 --> 02:32:50.280 if you walk me off? 3263 02:32:50.319 --> 02:32:53.920 Shoot you? Oh my god? Well yeah, what do you want? 3264 02:32:54.000 --> 02:32:55.440 We should do it, of Peter. 3265 02:32:56.000 --> 02:32:58.319 We should actually we should do it on the street 3266 02:32:58.440 --> 02:33:01.479 segment where we take like the end result of our 3267 02:33:01.600 --> 02:33:02.879 joke and we ask people. 3268 02:33:02.719 --> 02:33:04.680 What the fuck do you think this could possibly mean? 3269 02:33:04.840 --> 02:33:05.840 Yeah, you know, and. 3270 02:33:07.520 --> 02:33:08.239 I walk off? 3271 02:33:08.520 --> 02:33:10.079 We have I think that would be I think that 3272 02:33:10.120 --> 02:33:13.079 would genuinely be so hilarious. Yeah, I think we would 3273 02:33:13.559 --> 02:33:14.159 go viral from that. 3274 02:33:14.319 --> 02:33:16.680 Let's I want to ask any women, though I don't 3275 02:33:16.680 --> 02:33:18.120 want to ask any women because I feel like we'll 3276 02:33:18.159 --> 02:33:19.239 get like charged or something. 3277 02:33:19.280 --> 02:33:21.879 Oh yeah, yeah, it's sorry, ladies. 3278 02:33:21.959 --> 02:33:22.760 Sexual thing. 3279 02:33:23.440 --> 02:33:25.000 I'm like, no, it's it's penis reen. 3280 02:33:25.200 --> 02:33:25.760 It's a joke. 3281 02:33:25.959 --> 02:33:27.360 It is sexual, but like not in the way you 3282 02:33:27.479 --> 02:33:29.360 think it has on his hands? 3283 02:33:31.000 --> 02:33:36.680 Is he dragging into like an empty van, ice captures you, 3284 02:33:38.079 --> 02:33:41.440 grabs you, then the three spins and slangs in the 3285 02:33:41.719 --> 02:33:42.399 back of the man. 3286 02:33:43.239 --> 02:33:44.079 We have a new order. 3287 02:33:45.000 --> 02:33:48.239 We have a new order to deport podcaster and you're like, well, damn, 3288 02:33:48.239 --> 02:33:49.799 I'm not even I'm not even mad man. 3289 02:33:50.040 --> 02:33:51.920 Oh man, we have a new order to the port 3290 02:33:52.079 --> 02:33:53.399 retard Joe Jorry. 3291 02:33:53.520 --> 02:33:56.840 You just you've made the cut, Jogones like this should 3292 02:33:56.840 --> 02:33:59.799 only be one podcast. It should be mine, right, Jamie. 3293 02:33:59.600 --> 02:34:04.639 Should be whatever your Jamie's beating off of fucking sandpaper, the. 3294 02:34:07.520 --> 02:34:13.079 Batty boy radio, but the boy RadioU divest thyself of wenches, 3295 02:34:13.200 --> 02:34:15.559 anoint thy flesh of a homies hot goo. I'm Tom 3296 02:34:15.600 --> 02:34:18.559 Sweeney and I hate the Jews. Kevin Durant's feet, eat eat, 3297 02:34:19.000 --> 02:34:23.239 eat my ship hair. Oh right right, I can't get 3298 02:34:23.280 --> 02:34:30.399 around crazy that is, eat my shit and hair. Oh 3299 02:34:30.639 --> 02:34:33.079 my god, doctor Man, love Harol to stop worrying and 3300 02:34:33.159 --> 02:34:36.079 love the cock. Fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, 3301 02:34:36.159 --> 02:34:38.280 mister pants making a fleshlight of a out of a 3302 02:34:38.319 --> 02:34:41.440 belly button, cardboard pie, the Rebirth of Pussy and Tims, 3303 02:34:42.040 --> 02:34:43.680 Jolly old dipshit, the ace of Parades. 3304 02:34:43.760 --> 02:34:44.040 Flavor. 3305 02:34:44.079 --> 02:34:46.959 Flavor can control time with his cock O his clock. 3306 02:34:49.559 --> 02:34:49.680 Yo. 3307 02:34:50.360 --> 02:34:52.639 Way better than that's way better. 3308 02:34:53.239 --> 02:35:00.360 Oh my god, Oh Christy, you like helicopters. It I'm 3309 02:35:00.399 --> 02:35:04.559 doing counterclockwise and then like everything goes reverse. 3310 02:35:04.639 --> 02:35:05.440 Is he a lie? He's dead? 3311 02:35:05.520 --> 02:35:05.600 Right? 3312 02:35:06.520 --> 02:35:07.959 How old? Is he? Very much alive? 3313 02:35:08.200 --> 02:35:09.120 He's very old. 3314 02:35:09.200 --> 02:35:12.479 Though he felt like decrepit when I was a kid 3315 02:35:12.600 --> 02:35:15.120 watching he looks like on that show. He looks like 3316 02:35:15.239 --> 02:35:16.040 Flavor of Love. 3317 02:35:17.040 --> 02:35:18.680 He's like he was putting the microwave for a little bit. 3318 02:35:19.479 --> 02:35:21.079 He really does look like it looked like beef jerky. 3319 02:35:21.159 --> 02:35:24.760 This is air fried. It's nuts. And if he started 3320 02:35:24.840 --> 02:35:30.159 dating what's her name, bridget Nielsen. I think she played 3321 02:35:30.239 --> 02:35:31.319 uh Drago's wife. 3322 02:35:31.719 --> 02:35:34.639 Yeah, she's aired to the Nielsen dynasty. 3323 02:35:34.879 --> 02:35:35.639 Yeah, she. 3324 02:35:37.120 --> 02:35:39.280 Bridgette Nielsen or something like that, or Nelson, whatever the 3325 02:35:39.360 --> 02:35:43.440 fuck her ma. She's crazy tall, she's very tall. It 3326 02:35:43.600 --> 02:35:48.000 was an abomination of a thing. That baby would look crazy. 3327 02:35:48.280 --> 02:35:49.959 So it wasn't it was like a celerit because I 3328 02:35:50.000 --> 02:35:51.440 don't think it was Flavor of Love. I think it 3329 02:35:51.559 --> 02:35:54.360 was a show where there was like a washed out celebrities, 3330 02:35:54.360 --> 02:35:54.799 where it was. 3331 02:35:54.799 --> 02:35:57.639 Like a secondary It was like flavor Flavor eats Chipotle 3332 02:35:57.920 --> 02:35:59.760 on a beach, you. 3333 02:35:59.840 --> 02:36:01.159 Know, and that was the name of the flavor. 3334 02:36:01.200 --> 02:36:04.479 Flave has diarrhea in the fucking open ocean. Yeah, yeah, 3335 02:36:06.639 --> 02:36:07.399 that show. 3336 02:36:07.600 --> 02:36:09.680 That's never see that show. It's like Scott Beyo was 3337 02:36:09.719 --> 02:36:10.479 forty five and single. 3338 02:36:10.520 --> 02:36:11.360 Do you remember that? Yes? 3339 02:36:11.479 --> 02:36:11.680 I do. 3340 02:36:12.000 --> 02:36:13.760 Who Strange love is what it was called? 3341 02:36:13.959 --> 02:36:14.520 Strange love? 3342 02:36:14.600 --> 02:36:16.959 Of course, Yeah, it's strange and it's got him in 3343 02:36:17.840 --> 02:36:19.959 fair players come up a lot actually today, not a lot, 3344 02:36:20.000 --> 02:36:22.879 but like more than once, which is crazy fucking towered 3345 02:36:22.920 --> 02:36:23.879 over Slaver. 3346 02:36:25.680 --> 02:36:28.079 I was thinking that, I didn't say it. I'm not 3347 02:36:28.120 --> 02:36:28.639 even joking. 3348 02:36:28.799 --> 02:36:29.559 What the fuck. 3349 02:36:29.719 --> 02:36:32.840 I was thinking Slaver slave in like the second but 3350 02:36:32.959 --> 02:36:34.600 like I couldn't think of like what that would be, 3351 02:36:34.760 --> 02:36:35.360 so I gave it up. 3352 02:36:35.680 --> 02:36:42.360 He's just all shack. He's that little guy that's dancing 3353 02:36:42.399 --> 02:36:44.040 in a bit of a lightweight. He's here pumping up 3354 02:36:44.280 --> 02:36:46.319 in the basement that we talked about last episode. 3355 02:36:46.440 --> 02:36:50.959 Oh my god, man, Derek, can I get anger to 3356 02:36:51.000 --> 02:36:52.200 get to get to get la. 3357 02:36:52.399 --> 02:36:55.680 I don't know what any of that. Ye black Clansman, dude, 3358 02:36:56.159 --> 02:36:57.799 long as a highway. I'm going to ride him all 3359 02:36:57.879 --> 02:37:00.440 night long. If you're feeling I'm gonna get that ship 3360 02:37:00.520 --> 02:37:03.319 build on Rascal Flats, Captain joke America. I'm over here 3361 02:37:03.319 --> 02:37:05.040 stroking my beetle dig. I got lotion on my beadle 3362 02:37:05.079 --> 02:37:06.840 dig right now, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horneo 3363 02:37:06.840 --> 02:37:10.799 as fuck bug. I hate that so much I've memorized 3364 02:37:10.840 --> 02:37:11.360 it at this point. 3365 02:37:11.559 --> 02:37:14.760 Hate the beetle dick in a little fucking squirting, fucking. 3366 02:37:14.840 --> 02:37:16.760 Gay little beetle squirting in the thought of a food 3367 02:37:16.840 --> 02:37:19.120 or ramt pepe. Yeah, sound o CAA a way to 3368 02:37:19.120 --> 02:37:20.280 re combile sixty games? 3369 02:37:20.319 --> 02:37:21.680 You guys can leave the Patriot? 3370 02:37:24.680 --> 02:37:27.319 Yeah, what the will take if they leave? That's coming out. 3371 02:37:27.360 --> 02:37:28.920 You're not even tripping about it. 3372 02:37:29.959 --> 02:37:34.120 Come over to me, gay little Okay, I read that already. 3373 02:37:34.239 --> 02:37:34.360 Uh. 3374 02:37:34.600 --> 02:37:37.440 Doctor Shapiro prescribing everyone to suck on his sister's mommy 3375 02:37:37.479 --> 02:37:41.200 mill grams a doctor who sounds like that, being like, 3376 02:37:41.360 --> 02:37:44.559 it's not looking good. Looks like the only remedy is 3377 02:37:44.840 --> 02:37:46.520 you're gonna have to suck my taint. 3378 02:37:48.239 --> 02:37:50.760 For your cancer. Shut the fun out of my dick 3379 02:37:50.879 --> 02:37:51.159 right now. 3380 02:37:51.319 --> 02:37:54.639 Yeah, long and hard. It's long, hard, and it needs 3381 02:37:54.680 --> 02:37:58.239 a lot of work. Well, not not mine, metaphorically, it's 3382 02:37:58.479 --> 02:38:01.239 it's long and hard, very flash and very. 3383 02:38:01.159 --> 02:38:05.879 Small, very flat, flashing and very small. Between my right 3384 02:38:05.959 --> 02:38:10.520 penis and my not petis is gam virtually impossible, and 3385 02:38:10.959 --> 02:38:13.120 it is I can tell you right now I don't 3386 02:38:13.120 --> 02:38:15.719 even know. Most of the time, I suppose I. 3387 02:38:16.040 --> 02:38:17.799 Put it under a microscope, but I can barely even tell. 3388 02:38:18.239 --> 02:38:21.559 There's that there's one stolid twitch and then that's oh, 3389 02:38:21.559 --> 02:38:22.639 oh my god, it was crazy. 3390 02:38:23.159 --> 02:38:25.559 I'm just getting back from the hospital. He believe it 3391 02:38:25.639 --> 02:38:30.360 or not, A tartar grade went and stole it. I 3392 02:38:30.440 --> 02:38:33.479 got it back down. I got a tartar grade went 3393 02:38:33.520 --> 02:38:34.760 off and stole my dick. That's how small. 3394 02:38:35.959 --> 02:38:36.559 That's crazy. 3395 02:38:36.879 --> 02:38:41.760 Trade nose like those little microscopic like bears that exist 3396 02:38:41.799 --> 02:38:42.120 in space. 3397 02:38:42.200 --> 02:38:43.959 That's what those things are called. Yeah, I was like, 3398 02:38:44.000 --> 02:38:45.639 what smallest thing are you talking about? 3399 02:38:46.239 --> 02:38:47.280 Like space? 3400 02:38:47.719 --> 02:38:49.559 Yeah, that's what makes him crazy, that's what that's what 3401 02:38:51.239 --> 02:38:53.399 little bears, those ones that can survive in like extreme heat, 3402 02:38:54.520 --> 02:38:56.719 called water bears. Yeah, water bears is what I was thinking. 3403 02:38:56.719 --> 02:39:00.399 That's impressive. That's crazy. But yeah, they're turning and fucking 3404 02:39:00.440 --> 02:39:01.760 graze my thing. I felt its. 3405 02:39:03.559 --> 02:39:06.360 Right off. That's Kison. 3406 02:39:06.520 --> 02:39:08.120 It's me your father, please. 3407 02:39:08.159 --> 02:39:09.920 Okay, should just be your father please. Ven will be 3408 02:39:10.040 --> 02:39:11.639 one Australian dollar. 3409 02:39:12.959 --> 02:39:19.319 Switchy the kid bamou send the funny Real to see 3410 02:39:19.360 --> 02:39:21.000 you all on Instagram. I nut you nut We all 3411 02:39:21.040 --> 02:39:24.120 know for donuts, Itchi Banks says play monster Hunter post 3412 02:39:24.159 --> 02:39:27.879 Clarity nut from Hell's Heart, I comic, the uh Doctor, Coffee, 3413 02:39:27.920 --> 02:39:30.680 the Negotiator, Ramona Flowers and Obi Wan cheated on their 3414 02:39:30.719 --> 02:39:32.280 spouses with each other. 3415 02:39:32.680 --> 02:39:33.319 Now they're married. 3416 02:39:33.520 --> 02:39:37.920 You tomorrow, huh, my haircuts tomorrow? Good away. 3417 02:39:38.360 --> 02:39:42.280 You should call the sacket with a Transvanian accent. 3418 02:39:42.319 --> 02:39:44.159 I am gone to order and you must be very 3419 02:39:44.200 --> 02:39:45.799 wary of my vent penis. 3420 02:39:46.559 --> 02:39:49.200 Uh. Life's like this, Well you you fucking you suck 3421 02:39:49.280 --> 02:39:50.760 and you gape and you stretch on my ass and 3422 02:39:50.840 --> 02:39:56.120 you turn it inside something something else. Craig the Canadian 3423 02:39:56.200 --> 02:39:59.559 joker for Woke or two back in Action needs writing. Uh, 3424 02:40:00.040 --> 02:40:02.360 I forgot that that was the name of that. It's 3425 02:40:02.440 --> 02:40:05.600 your boy, Shawny d come titt uh serperce agent two 3426 02:40:05.600 --> 02:40:08.680 six seven bought cargo seven hundred. Would you rather have 3427 02:40:08.799 --> 02:40:11.040 one dollar or two dollars? 3428 02:40:12.559 --> 02:40:12.760 Yeah? 3429 02:40:13.399 --> 02:40:15.000 Dang, it was crazy? What a deep? 3430 02:40:15.079 --> 02:40:17.159 I want one dollar because I feel like it's a trick. 3431 02:40:17.319 --> 02:40:21.639 USh Candy staring the abble wax pussies. Uncle Rucky's voice 3432 02:40:21.680 --> 02:40:23.040 dragged them knuckles to popes. 3433 02:40:24.319 --> 02:40:28.760 I love that is in a minute. I love this 3434 02:40:28.879 --> 02:40:30.680 is a problem. Pretty good. I haven't had in a while. 3435 02:40:31.399 --> 02:40:33.959 Lily and Jojo takes taking bets on seeing who can 3436 02:40:34.000 --> 02:40:35.600 pack their partner for a slurp and stroke and smoking, 3437 02:40:35.680 --> 02:40:36.600 joking and motocons, going like. 3438 02:40:36.639 --> 02:40:39.440 Yes, think you go first. I think Lily would get 3439 02:40:39.440 --> 02:40:39.799 you first. 3440 02:40:43.520 --> 02:40:46.200 Talk about but just fy, the Tragedy of Revenge is 3441 02:40:46.319 --> 02:40:48.440 on YouTube and Chris was right, it's fucking terrible. 3442 02:40:48.799 --> 02:40:50.799 Well still the Tragedy of revenge. 3443 02:40:51.959 --> 02:40:54.360 Yeah yeah, yeah, put that on while you're eating uh, 3444 02:40:55.399 --> 02:40:57.319 put that video on out what you're eating, Chipotle or 3445 02:40:57.319 --> 02:40:59.920 whatever in your living room and be ready to be 3446 02:41:00.200 --> 02:41:03.479 entertained thoroughly by a fucking. 3447 02:41:05.360 --> 02:41:08.520 I just I just remember something really important. It's about 3448 02:41:08.520 --> 02:41:13.479 It's about you, man. Do you did you do a 3449 02:41:14.559 --> 02:41:16.920 let me pull this up real quick. Oh wait, I'm 3450 02:41:16.959 --> 02:41:20.879 on the snark Tank. One me go on mine mine? 3451 02:41:21.559 --> 02:41:27.319 Uh did you do a a parody of Hey Delilah 3452 02:41:27.440 --> 02:41:28.280 like a million years ago? 3453 02:41:28.600 --> 02:41:29.280 Probably? 3454 02:41:29.719 --> 02:41:29.920 Yeah? 3455 02:41:30.000 --> 02:41:31.079 So like probably horrible? 3456 02:41:31.200 --> 02:41:32.159 So this is interesting? 3457 02:41:33.159 --> 02:41:33.959 Is it does exists? 3458 02:41:34.200 --> 02:41:34.760 So? Well? 3459 02:41:35.079 --> 02:41:36.799 No, so let me tell you about So there's a 3460 02:41:36.879 --> 02:41:39.520 guy named Jimmy D that you might be aware of 3461 02:41:39.639 --> 02:41:42.040 because he made a I shouted him out on the 3462 02:41:42.399 --> 02:41:45.559 live show we did, and because he did the collab 3463 02:41:45.639 --> 02:41:48.159 Peterman one of the greatest YouTube poops ever. Oh yeah, 3464 02:41:48.680 --> 02:41:51.319 he also did Peterman two with them. It's fucking I'm 3465 02:41:51.319 --> 02:41:54.920 still waiting for Peterman three, Jimmy. Anyway, So he hit 3466 02:41:55.000 --> 02:41:57.879 me up and was saying that he found he was 3467 02:41:58.000 --> 02:42:01.280 looking for this anew that of this parody that he 3468 02:42:01.479 --> 02:42:02.920 remembers from a long time, and he said he could 3469 02:42:02.959 --> 02:42:06.680 not find it anywhere, and then he recreated it himself 3470 02:42:06.680 --> 02:42:08.639 the best that he could so himself in a way 3471 02:42:08.719 --> 02:42:10.159 that I guess the person did. 3472 02:42:10.120 --> 02:42:13.000 It weird, So then how does he know what it's made? 3473 02:42:13.120 --> 02:42:14.600 You? Well, so this is how we found out. So 3474 02:42:14.680 --> 02:42:16.879 we did this way back thing to try to find out. 3475 02:42:17.000 --> 02:42:21.000 Like he found an old video, Yeah, it was won one. 3476 02:42:21.280 --> 02:42:23.040 So yeah, so he found he found an old video 3477 02:42:23.079 --> 02:42:27.959 of youew that was tied to your name mind freak CM. Yeah, 3478 02:42:28.440 --> 02:42:30.600 and it's an old video review on the phone talking 3479 02:42:30.639 --> 02:42:31.799 about FedEx or slip. 3480 02:42:31.639 --> 02:42:34.479 Ship YouTube mine freak CM. 3481 02:42:34.799 --> 02:42:37.520 Yeah, I just made random like I had random ass accounts. 3482 02:42:38.159 --> 02:42:41.280 Oh Like he was like, holy ship, Like this. 3483 02:42:41.559 --> 02:42:44.440 Leads to your your the your name YouTube dot com, 3484 02:42:44.600 --> 02:42:47.360 slash whatever leads to your YouTube your made. 3485 02:42:47.680 --> 02:42:49.520 It still is technically that like you didn't type that 3486 02:42:49.559 --> 02:42:50.559 in and that's what. 3487 02:42:50.719 --> 02:42:53.399 That's what happened how we found out it was this guy. 3488 02:42:53.600 --> 02:42:55.360 It's just world ship. 3489 02:42:55.440 --> 02:42:58.879 This found so you did a parody. 3490 02:42:58.559 --> 02:43:00.879 Apparently, yeah, like that in six or seven. 3491 02:43:01.120 --> 02:43:02.680 Yeah, and he was looking for it. And so his 3492 02:43:03.079 --> 02:43:05.239 main thing is he he wanted you to see the 3493 02:43:05.360 --> 02:43:07.239 video and see it like how it came out. 3494 02:43:07.360 --> 02:43:09.760 Him redoing it, that is so fucking funny. 3495 02:43:09.920 --> 02:43:12.479 Also wanted me to ask, like, do you possibly have 3496 02:43:12.639 --> 02:43:17.040 that original video language shot? Like that thing is gone? 3497 02:43:17.559 --> 02:43:19.319 Yeah, like the original like file. 3498 02:43:19.639 --> 02:43:21.440 It's just kind of like that's a very small world 3499 02:43:21.479 --> 02:43:24.159 ship where he was, he's he's he's aware of you 3500 02:43:24.319 --> 02:43:26.959 through the when I shouted out people let that guy 3501 02:43:27.000 --> 02:43:29.000 and let him know and then so it's just like 3502 02:43:29.040 --> 02:43:32.079 oh ship and since I I I, we follow each other. 3503 02:43:32.319 --> 02:43:33.920 That's why it was very easy for him to reach out. 3504 02:43:34.280 --> 02:43:35.520 And that is so crazy. 3505 02:43:35.760 --> 02:43:37.799 Yeah, let me give you a little peace. But I'm 3506 02:43:37.840 --> 02:43:41.520 sure because of the the you can't play the whole 3507 02:43:41.520 --> 02:43:47.360 I can't play the whole thing because of the so 3508 02:43:47.520 --> 02:43:49.680 he just like wait, so he's saying it. Yeah, So 3509 02:43:49.799 --> 02:43:52.600 he just redid it, and I guess it's very similar 3510 02:43:52.680 --> 02:43:53.399 to how it was done. 3511 02:43:53.479 --> 02:43:53.760 Before. 3512 02:43:55.040 --> 02:44:01.879 That is crazy. That is absolutely, yeah, absolutely I did that. 3513 02:44:02.719 --> 02:44:04.000 That's so fucking amazing. 3514 02:44:04.360 --> 02:44:10.719 Yeah, yeah, this is nuts. What the fuck someone else 3515 02:44:10.879 --> 02:44:12.840 did this? Yeah, this is Jimmy memory. 3516 02:44:13.079 --> 02:44:16.159 This is yeah, so Peterman, the guy that did Peterman. 3517 02:44:16.840 --> 02:44:17.879 Yeah, I keep playing a little word. 3518 02:44:18.000 --> 02:44:21.280 That is fucking I have to find this now, like 3519 02:44:22.200 --> 02:44:24.879 there's no way it's I bet that footage is exactly. 3520 02:44:24.920 --> 02:44:26.959 I bet he went on the maps, dude and fucking 3521 02:44:27.120 --> 02:44:29.280 get the exact footage. You probably, I mean you probably, 3522 02:44:29.319 --> 02:44:31.040 I bet he probably nailed because that's definitely it. 3523 02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:32.959 I'll send the link so you can see it. 3524 02:44:33.079 --> 02:44:35.719 And it's that is nuts because that is. 3525 02:44:37.360 --> 02:44:39.479 Man, is that No, it's not twenty years old yet, 3526 02:44:40.120 --> 02:44:42.559 but like that is getting there disastrously old. 3527 02:44:43.040 --> 02:44:44.920 That was like two thousand and seven. Absolutely, And I'm 3528 02:44:45.000 --> 02:44:47.920 just like, okay, so my question is or eight early. 3529 02:44:47.799 --> 02:44:48.319 Did that ship? 3530 02:44:48.399 --> 02:44:49.000 Do you remember that? 3531 02:44:49.079 --> 02:44:52.040 Getting got the fuck up? 3532 02:44:53.719 --> 02:44:55.360 He kept talking about. I just I have a problem 3533 02:44:55.440 --> 02:44:58.319 with my hands being able to trigger like a thing 3534 02:44:58.479 --> 02:45:01.479 so easily. I wish you're like a fail safe because 3535 02:45:02.000 --> 02:45:04.159 time something like just walking and then like I acted 3536 02:45:04.440 --> 02:45:06.079 my finger, the tip of my finger touches something and 3537 02:45:06.120 --> 02:45:08.479 it changes to a new video, and I cannot be like, 3538 02:45:08.600 --> 02:45:09.760 are you sure you want to? 3539 02:45:09.840 --> 02:45:10.840 Like? I need some anyway? 3540 02:45:11.479 --> 02:45:12.200 That is crazy. 3541 02:45:13.200 --> 02:45:14.959 Do you remember that video went viral at all? 3542 02:45:15.159 --> 02:45:19.680 Because no, I don't, not to my understanding, see, because 3543 02:45:19.680 --> 02:45:20.719 that's what weirds me out. 3544 02:45:20.840 --> 02:45:21.520 It didn't have that. 3545 02:45:21.799 --> 02:45:27.159 I like this guy somehow stumbled upon your video from 3546 02:45:27.200 --> 02:45:30.719 a million years ago and remembers it vividly enough to 3547 02:45:30.760 --> 02:45:36.920 recreate it. That is fucking crazy. And he made he 3548 02:45:37.000 --> 02:45:39.360 made a quick little YouTube poop of us because we 3549 02:45:39.479 --> 02:45:41.159 shouted him out. So I shouted him Mountain the light. 3550 02:45:41.440 --> 02:45:44.079 I shouted out Peterman because I still stand by Peterman 3551 02:45:44.159 --> 02:45:46.280 being one of the greatest things ever created. Like, if 3552 02:45:46.319 --> 02:45:48.799 you guys haven't seen Peterman one and Peterman two, the 3553 02:45:48.920 --> 02:45:51.399 YouTube poops, I'm a YouTube POOPKND of Sturt's the only 3554 02:45:51.840 --> 02:45:54.120 if if the only reason I'd be sad of YouTube 3555 02:45:54.319 --> 02:45:56.639 just exploded and all the servers were down would be 3556 02:45:56.760 --> 02:45:58.399 the YouTube poops that I did extract. 3557 02:45:59.360 --> 02:46:04.159 But anyway, so why I save everything guys insane for 3558 02:46:04.280 --> 02:46:06.280 that for me? Like how many great dude? My phone 3559 02:46:06.360 --> 02:46:07.319 is full of books. 3560 02:46:07.639 --> 02:46:09.159 So the issue with that, though, is that like your 3561 02:46:09.200 --> 02:46:11.840 phone is almost so full as to basically not have 3562 02:46:11.959 --> 02:46:15.639 anything on it, because it's like that that it's looped 3563 02:46:15.680 --> 02:46:17.760 around into like you might as well not have anything, 3564 02:46:17.799 --> 02:46:19.399 because how long would it take you, Like if I 3565 02:46:19.479 --> 02:46:20.520 told you you find this thing? 3566 02:46:20.959 --> 02:46:23.879 Okay, no shot? I mean I don't have an example 3567 02:46:23.879 --> 02:46:30.360 because I wouldn't know find the the Pirates theme clown 3568 02:46:30.440 --> 02:46:32.200 getting shot. I don't have it saved on my phone. 3569 02:46:32.200 --> 02:46:33.959 I can find out. I couldn't save it on my phone. 3570 02:46:35.079 --> 02:46:39.760 I've tried. I've tried. I've tried find in the heartbeat 3571 02:46:39.799 --> 02:46:40.159 on YouTube. 3572 02:46:40.200 --> 02:46:42.440 Though yes you can heartbet on YouTube. 3573 02:46:42.479 --> 02:46:44.440 But that's the whole point, right If if YouTube goes down, 3574 02:46:44.799 --> 02:46:47.040 I can find an image of a swastika in the second. 3575 02:46:48.399 --> 02:46:51.120 It's like I lost a video of it's called it 3576 02:46:51.280 --> 02:46:53.559 used to be called. It was called Fresh Prince Gore, 3577 02:46:54.360 --> 02:46:59.040 and it was there was a meta of Fresh Prince videos, 3578 02:46:59.280 --> 02:47:03.280 compilations Fresh Prince things being synced up to like metal songs. 3579 02:47:03.879 --> 02:47:04.920 A lot of them still exists. 3580 02:47:05.040 --> 02:47:08.879 I actually restored one. I restored one called Fresh Prince 3581 02:47:08.959 --> 02:47:12.440 death Metal, and I restored I made it HD because 3582 02:47:12.440 --> 02:47:15.040 the old one is so like the well, the quality 3583 02:47:15.079 --> 02:47:16.680 is terrible because it's like it came out like two 3584 02:47:16.680 --> 02:47:19.840 thousand and six or something so fresh Prince Gore does 3585 02:47:19.920 --> 02:47:23.840 not exist anymore. What I did find was somebody remixed 3586 02:47:23.879 --> 02:47:26.920 the original and put another song in it. So I'm 3587 02:47:26.959 --> 02:47:28.760 gonna restore it flatly. I'm just gonna have to like 3588 02:47:29.319 --> 02:47:32.120 sync it up again to the original song. I'm so 3589 02:47:32.239 --> 02:47:34.159 fucking happy that I found an example that I can 3590 02:47:34.280 --> 02:47:36.920 use because literally it's gone from the internet. 3591 02:47:36.959 --> 02:47:38.879 I've tried everything anyway. 3592 02:47:39.000 --> 02:47:40.120 Do you understand what's up? 3593 02:47:40.239 --> 02:47:42.200 What you just what I just did? I just opened 3594 02:47:42.239 --> 02:47:43.920 up pen I remembered. 3595 02:47:44.000 --> 02:47:46.079 I remembered something that I saw, Like it was like 3596 02:47:46.680 --> 02:47:48.479 it was called fresh Prince Gore, But it wasn't that. 3597 02:47:49.200 --> 02:47:52.719 It was like you know what when they when they 3598 02:47:52.799 --> 02:47:56.479 throw DJ Jazz Jeff out the Yeah, there was where 3599 02:47:56.520 --> 02:48:02.079 it's like it was like the show and Uncle Phil fighting, Yeah, 3600 02:48:02.319 --> 02:48:04.799 him being you know it cuts that outside shot of 3601 02:48:04.920 --> 02:48:07.040 him flying out, Yeah, and then it splices to a 3602 02:48:07.079 --> 02:48:12.520 guy diving in front of a train like a real 3603 02:48:12.680 --> 02:48:14.719 like a real one, a real fight. 3604 02:48:15.239 --> 02:48:16.360 Yeah, it's like a lively thing. 3605 02:48:16.639 --> 02:48:17.120 I just remember. 3606 02:48:17.280 --> 02:48:20.079 I just remember being like that is crazy. What's crazy 3607 02:48:20.159 --> 02:48:22.399 is that it was color graded. Oh really feel like it. 3608 02:48:22.559 --> 02:48:25.840 Matched that someone really puts some thought into its. 3609 02:48:25.799 --> 02:48:27.000 Man that was a long time ago too. That was 3610 02:48:27.040 --> 02:48:27.760 like maybe twenty ten. 3611 02:48:27.760 --> 02:48:28.159 I saw that. 3612 02:48:28.360 --> 02:48:29.639 That's great, we want you blow me. 3613 02:48:29.760 --> 02:48:30.399 That's so crazy. 3614 02:48:30.440 --> 02:48:31.120 I can't get over that. 3615 02:48:31.319 --> 02:48:33.479 I gotta see man. 3616 02:48:34.040 --> 02:48:36.840 Yeah, I can't even fathom how old that is. 3617 02:48:37.079 --> 02:48:38.879 Is there a point in your guys phone where like 3618 02:48:38.959 --> 02:48:41.440 it goes from being like just pictures of regular things 3619 02:48:41.520 --> 02:48:43.559 or things you thought were cool, to just like bullshit. 3620 02:48:44.559 --> 02:48:46.920 No, I don't want to take a lot of bullshit phone. 3621 02:48:46.959 --> 02:48:48.959 There's a hard point in like twenty twenty where it 3622 02:48:49.040 --> 02:48:52.239 goes from like, oh, like pictures of me and Lily 3623 02:48:52.559 --> 02:48:55.639 cute stuff. Oh, a picture of a dog being sent 3624 02:48:55.719 --> 02:48:56.280 to the space. 3625 02:48:57.840 --> 02:49:00.600 Maybe I don't know dog anyway, Elon must leaks toy 3626 02:49:00.639 --> 02:49:02.639 from his boot, leaks soy from his boots when he's 3627 02:49:02.639 --> 02:49:04.079 happy waiting for the sween hunting here. 3628 02:49:04.079 --> 02:49:05.159 I want his pelt to blow me. 3629 02:49:05.239 --> 02:49:09.120 Kremlin, the Gremlin, horny beatle, craving Harry, Squirrel, girl, Muff, 3630 02:49:09.559 --> 02:49:13.959 get the penguin zero or Adam from yms. Fucker get anybody, 3631 02:49:14.079 --> 02:49:14.799 Dave girl singing. 3632 02:49:14.840 --> 02:49:16.000 One of my kids is not like the other. 3633 02:49:16.639 --> 02:49:18.680 One of my kids is not like the other. 3634 02:49:19.239 --> 02:49:21.559 One of my kids has a different mother. Oh it 3635 02:49:21.600 --> 02:49:22.079 doesn't work. 3636 02:49:22.520 --> 02:49:23.799 Yeah, but we can figure. 3637 02:49:24.040 --> 02:49:25.520 I get what you're saying. I get what you're trying. 3638 02:49:25.879 --> 02:49:30.479 Rip Marcus killed by a runaway stage light. Uh, my name, 3639 02:49:30.840 --> 02:49:33.239 my name, my asshole? What my asshole? 3640 02:49:33.479 --> 02:49:34.520 What my asshole? 3641 02:49:34.600 --> 02:49:38.520 Chicken chicken jip seamen wage slag five eighty three, Ben 3642 02:49:38.520 --> 02:49:42.719 Shapiro vertically biseconding himself to alien eate to to eliminate 3643 02:49:43.079 --> 02:49:46.319 the left from his body. The Peppini Brothers Present, Gordon 3644 02:49:46.399 --> 02:49:49.079 Ramsay cleaning asmen Gold's room Ansmr Don Donkerson, the cold 3645 02:49:49.079 --> 02:49:51.479 and swinging slasher. What if rfk casually clears his throat 3646 02:49:51.479 --> 02:49:54.239 one day and he talks normal afterwards? Pp All my 3647 02:49:54.280 --> 02:49:55.760 drawings are black and white because I'm colorblind. 3648 02:49:55.840 --> 02:50:04.520 Dustin, Yeah, what all right? Meele Heye vaccines, all right, exactly? 3649 02:50:04.959 --> 02:50:07.360 Mebe fishy, Limp biscuits and gravy. 3650 02:50:07.520 --> 02:50:11.479 That is a classic, like Rotten dot com Steak and Cheese, Dude, 3651 02:50:14.520 --> 02:50:16.799 I remember that vividly. I saw it on Steak and 3652 02:50:16.840 --> 02:50:18.159 Cheese dot Com. I remember that when I was in 3653 02:50:18.319 --> 02:50:19.040 seventh grade. 3654 02:50:19.479 --> 02:50:22.200 Limp Biscuits and gravy, Sandman dot Gov, John Strickling, Mark 3655 02:50:22.200 --> 02:50:24.520 sat and Kennemine Off Who wins elan or Yoda. 3656 02:50:25.239 --> 02:50:29.479 Uh Yoda, the alien Yoda on Kenemy is crazy? 3657 02:50:31.760 --> 02:50:32.360 What did he come up with? 3658 02:50:32.719 --> 02:50:33.879 Is his father? 3659 02:50:34.079 --> 02:50:40.920 Yo? Dad? Yo Dad? Let's go what was the thing 3660 02:50:40.959 --> 02:50:43.920 that we had we had like at the apartment his 3661 02:50:44.600 --> 02:50:45.920 hicck cousin Yoda's. 3662 02:50:45.680 --> 02:50:49.440 YOA of course I love I love yodas. 3663 02:50:51.600 --> 02:51:00.520 Yodas related to my use the force out with you, sister. 3664 02:51:00.639 --> 02:51:01.319 My wife is. 3665 02:51:03.520 --> 02:51:05.440 The first David left in a cyber truck. 3666 02:51:05.479 --> 02:51:07.719 Now skidding along the pavement in my car seat holding 3667 02:51:07.760 --> 02:51:10.680 a steering wheel the ethereal spinning flashlight pre roz Blake 3668 02:51:10.799 --> 02:51:11.120 nine six. 3669 02:51:11.159 --> 02:51:11.719 Who do you think you are? 3670 02:51:11.719 --> 02:51:13.120 I am gay joining a game of sen edited Chief 3671 02:51:13.120 --> 02:51:15.680 of the Daily Bugle, Uncle Chip turning into clunky salsa 3672 02:51:15.760 --> 02:51:20.200 from his sleeping bag. Dude, that that movie was fucking crazy. 3673 02:51:20.280 --> 02:51:24.159 That's crazy, uhdask goofy asthmen. Gold is Jesus for roaches. 3674 02:51:24.399 --> 02:51:26.200 I forgot about my Jariff focal time machine name and 3675 02:51:26.239 --> 02:51:29.719 wrote a question into a book clubs. They read my questions, 3676 02:51:29.760 --> 02:51:34.159 but not my name. Shot Young Sheldon waiting on Derek's 3677 02:51:34.159 --> 02:51:36.760 eventual oj R Nikki ziggy Dom. They're trying to spread 3678 02:51:36.799 --> 02:51:39.799 giant worms coming soon from the Snark Tank, the only 3679 02:51:39.879 --> 02:51:45.440 Indian centric Manisphere podcast, ganeshen Fit, Williem Decortex Sorry, Miss Jackson, 3680 02:51:45.559 --> 02:51:50.040 Badly Brave, Uh Dog the Baby Hunter Etherian needs help. 3681 02:51:50.079 --> 02:51:52.719 Laurie his weapon in Halo three penis Nay from Melfus won. 3682 02:51:52.959 --> 02:51:55.959 You know remember that iconic scene, No, the dude's really 3683 02:51:56.040 --> 02:51:56.440 upset and. 3684 02:51:56.440 --> 02:52:02.159 He's like, oh from uh from Craven the Hunter. 3685 02:52:02.360 --> 02:52:05.200 Yeah, that iconic scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, classic scene. Yeah. 3686 02:52:05.239 --> 02:52:08.639 Rhinos roar as they call it writing out our list 3687 02:52:08.680 --> 02:52:11.600 is King of Fat Pazard. Thank you all for listening 3688 02:52:11.600 --> 02:52:13.040 to another one of these fucking. 3689 02:52:14.799 --> 02:52:17.760 Trash all right, bye, love you guys. Bye,