Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to get your name.
Speaker 1: He's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Swee. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
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Speaker 2: Flady the left. The left are shaking the street horses.
Speaker 2: Horse seems quite quite quite obsessed. This horse is what
Speaker 2: about comedy? Bring me comedy great again?
Speaker 1: I mean, when the horse is fucking, it's comedy. He's
Speaker 1: been he's just he's being funned on the end of
Speaker 1: a large horse's dick, and he's like, it's comedy. Comedy.
Speaker 2: The left doesn't think this is funny. His arms are breaking.
Speaker 2: His arm twists through his fucking skill, laughing.
Speaker 1: Two other horse come and hold his hands down. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: They take their hoofs off and like little hands are there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: get them. I'm laughing to the point I'm mostly a mouth.
Speaker 3: It's like that image. And anyway, we're the stark tk.
Speaker 2: The nerve of you.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, going to the stark tak guys me Christmas, uh,
Speaker 3: that's me, Tim Derek.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Very good, very good, very good.
Speaker 1: I couldn't by the election of Wisconsin Supreme Court. Oh
Speaker 1: that's right. I did that.
Speaker 2: That's what it was. And Corey Booker, I don't know
Speaker 2: what that is his his fucking his filipbusters. Is he
Speaker 2: dating somebody weird? He was Dawson for a while, right,
Speaker 2: that's what. Yeah, damn luky bitch. They fumbled the bag
Speaker 2: not together, idiot. He was like slapping those hits like
Speaker 2: crazy and ship lucky best. Okay, Well he's been she's
Speaker 2: been fine since I was.
Speaker 4: Man, all right, So that happened. I don't know anything
Speaker 4: about that, jo. I know that he was like bribing
Speaker 4: people with like million dollar checks come vote.
Speaker 1: He was doing it again, right, It worked with the
Speaker 1: fucking Trump right, the brivery and all this stuff. He
Speaker 1: spent uh like close to three hundred million dollars on
Speaker 1: the election.
Speaker 2: Sure, and it worked.
Speaker 1: He bought it this time. Yeah, yeah, that's all he bought.
Speaker 1: He tried to buy the Wisconsin to bring corn election. Uh,
Speaker 1: and was saying this is gonna be the He was saying,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be so important, it's gonna determine like the
Speaker 1: outcome of humanity.
Speaker 2: And I think there was a lot of people that
Speaker 2: just on the right. Once Trump won, they went back
Speaker 2: to not caring about anything.
Speaker 1: Right exactly? Yea, So he even with the twenty six
Speaker 1: million that he poured into this election, which is record breaking,
Speaker 1: he was slamming fucking George Soros for pouring in amusedly
Speaker 1: two million dollars like comparatively, like how dare he? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's fucking billionaire oligard so that I
Speaker 1: can't stand the dude so much. But yeah, he got
Speaker 1: blown the funk out him and his in his lackey.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean I would take that money and
Speaker 4: just not like I don't lie, why court for a
Speaker 4: million dollars?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Like why wouldn't like.
Speaker 2: It makes to of course, but but you also he
Speaker 2: you know, he it was.
Speaker 1: It's not even like it was real, like it was
Speaker 1: a pre selected person like ahead of this conservative like
Speaker 1: think Tank or whatever one million dollars or like a.
Speaker 4: Glove company or like we make a mouls, yeah, we
Speaker 4: make a I mean I would be nice dude, speaking
Speaker 4: of weird ship before we All Right, So I got
Speaker 4: a package this morning. It was supposed to be so
Speaker 4: I got a package. Right, understand what I'm about to
Speaker 4: say to you. I literally just bought a tongue scraper
Speaker 4: from Amazon, because I was like, I just wanted your
Speaker 4: tongue scraper, which, by the way, a lot of people
Speaker 4: don't do that, which is strange.
Speaker 1: I have a tongue scrape has a brush and it's
Speaker 1: a two sided thing. Oh damn ascraper.
Speaker 2: That's pretty sick.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I just want to replace it. I was like, I should,
Speaker 4: I should order one. It's been a while, and so
Speaker 4: it gets here this morning.
Speaker 2: I see it.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, the little Amazon app opens it.
Speaker 4: It got it has the picture of your package on
Speaker 4: your doorstep. Yeah, and you're like, ah, cool, it's here.
Speaker 4: And then I pick it up and it's the address
Speaker 4: is completely wrong.
Speaker 3: Is not even like the wrong.
Speaker 4: Apartment or like the wrong like building on the street.
Speaker 4: It's like a different everything is wrong. And I'm like huh,
Speaker 4: but like the app is saying, oh, but this is
Speaker 4: your package, and I'm like, I mean, I guess. So
Speaker 4: I open it and it's just like a bunch of
Speaker 4: like what was it like led lights LDS powder?
Speaker 1: It was it was sodium citrate. So I was like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck wants this spicy ice? And say spicy
Speaker 1: acidic ass fucking salt, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Is this, and then like many many bags of like
Speaker 4: what my brain said, Oh, this is emulsion.
Speaker 1: I don't know what emulsion is, but like just lick,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It's like, well it
Speaker 1: was like a little it was like a honey, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a So it was like something that
Speaker 1: was like, well, it's like somebody's making something fucking weird.
Speaker 1: And then there's led lights and I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: this is like turns into some puddy that's gonna seal
Speaker 1: somebody in a basement and then they're just gonna use
Speaker 1: lded lights to keep them dimly lit, and then it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like a snuff film or something.
Speaker 3: That's what my first thought was, like. I mean that
Speaker 3: the led lights threw me off a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my first I was like with the powder or
Speaker 4: the salt, and then like and then like the packets
Speaker 4: they look like IV bags. Literally, I was like, is
Speaker 4: this someone's well. I thought it was just like a oh,
Speaker 4: someone medically needs this, like sight unseen. I just I
Speaker 4: didn't read any of it. I just saw powder and
Speaker 4: like IV bags full of liquid. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: what's going on. Someone's gonna die? And I don't get
Speaker 4: this to them. But it turned out I looked up
Speaker 4: the address, it's literally just a bar down the road. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, oh that makes sense. Yeah
Speaker 4: it as soon as there's like, oh okay, I'm gonna yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll walk it down after the show or something.
Speaker 2: But it's just like I'm wondering if they have my
Speaker 2: tongue scraper it on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I wonder if it's like a mix up pack, but
Speaker 3: I doubt it because like, what is the likelihood of that?
Speaker 2: So there's the l likelihood especially I think like.
Speaker 3: I feel like I think they don't get mixed up
Speaker 3: like point like point, you know.
Speaker 1: And also since uh, since it's a business, usually they're
Speaker 1: handed packages directly because they're just like open, there's somebody's there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody's there working. And then they go like but here's
Speaker 1: the question though, when you saw the package, because you
Speaker 1: know a lot of times they'll do the picture thing
Speaker 1: sure was was it not like weird that there was
Speaker 1: a box instead of just a thin package because they
Speaker 1: would just send like a thin package if it was
Speaker 1: just a ton.
Speaker 3: So my thing was like I got home and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, look my package and then like I
Speaker 3: moved in.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a really heavy tongues graver.
Speaker 3: And then I saw the sticker and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is wrong entirely. This isn't even my package. And
Speaker 3: then I went inside. I just left it there.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know who's fucking packaged it
Speaker 4: sort of itself. And then I went inside. And then
Speaker 4: the day passed, and then I checked my phone to
Speaker 4: see if it had like maybe that was like a
Speaker 4: mistake from some other and then it said, no, your
Speaker 4: package is delivered.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I guess this is it?
Speaker 4: Then, like you know what I mean, Like I didn't
Speaker 4: understand what the fuck was going on. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 4: gonna walk it down. But like I was, I was like,
Speaker 4: who the fuck needs this? I was like, what household
Speaker 4: needs this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably would have.
Speaker 1: You did a good thing like searching up the address,
Speaker 1: because me, I probably would have just threw it away.
Speaker 2: Well, I went, I just kept it and made some
Speaker 2: sort of fucking just figure out something to me.
Speaker 4: The other day too, like I'm getting all these mysterious packages.
Speaker 4: I'm getting like medicine, I got like drugs for.
Speaker 2: Some Armenian guy that's dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna know.
Speaker 1: He came.
Speaker 3: Oh he actually like, which to me is like the
Speaker 3: right address. Guy, Well, if you know it came here,
Speaker 3: like fix it?
Speaker 2: Wait did it? Did it actually say his address?
Speaker 4: Was it like the like the it came to my address,
Speaker 4: but it was addressed to him and it was like
Speaker 4: with a prescription all this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so I kept your address and yeah, but
Speaker 3: it had his name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he came. Yeah, he showed up and
Speaker 1: he's like, you have my medicine. Wait wait was this
Speaker 1: like years ago when he used to live there and
Speaker 1: ever changed? I got this these drugs a week ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm saying, you think the guy just never changed
Speaker 1: the address. So he's like, what a fucking boomer I was?
Speaker 1: Probably he was.
Speaker 2: He was old.
Speaker 3: He wasn't like shambling, you know, he wasn't shambling, but
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 1: He was up there. He's like sixty. He can't figure
Speaker 1: out to change the addresses, like he wasn't a chicken
Speaker 1: lives in fucking Nevadas, Like fu, I got.
Speaker 3: There's somethings that.
Speaker 4: There's somethings that I know, like I never changed my
Speaker 4: address for that I wonder about, Like I remember Dollar
Speaker 4: Shave used to send me all these like, uh you know,
Speaker 4: oh you're.
Speaker 2: Like one of our top sponsored things. He was like
Speaker 2: a I don't know, weird.
Speaker 4: He was a cake made of shaving cream that's gonna
Speaker 4: kill you. Uh yeah, and like I never changed my
Speaker 4: address for that stuff. So I wonder if just some
Speaker 4: random guy just keeps getting like thank you packages from
Speaker 4: like sponsors that he.
Speaker 1: Has no idea why not.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean I was, I would, I would,
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure how to change it. I think I
Speaker 4: was just like maybe I'm just not getting I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: It's way more simple than you could.
Speaker 4: You can well not through that, Like I anything that
Speaker 4: I would do through that company would have been changed
Speaker 4: already because they pay me directly, and they would have
Speaker 4: paid me directly with checks anyway, so if they had
Speaker 4: my change address, I assume they would have, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. But I can't be like, hey, you
Speaker 4: should change my address and the other things, because I
Speaker 4: have a feeling I should be getting a lot of
Speaker 4: gift packages, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it it feels like not getting the gifts.
Speaker 4: I'm not getting free things now give them to me gifts,
Speaker 4: give me my free cake. In fact, speaking of gifts
Speaker 4: of gifts, you got a gift of seeing the Nintendo
Speaker 4: switch to Oh yeah, the Nintendo direct tell me out thought, actually,
Speaker 4: oh what is it April two months?
Speaker 3: Oh, June, June.
Speaker 2: Juneteenth. That would have been cool, I mean, would it
Speaker 2: have been Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like they Pintendo Juneteenth.
Speaker 1: Because what happened is they would not acknowledge June teeth
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't care about juneteine.
Speaker 4: It's all bust switch to Yeah, especially them because it's Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no shot.
Speaker 1: They know what there's like, Yeah, probably I've been playing.
Speaker 1: I've been playing a little more shadows a shadows and
Speaker 1: like walking around and then the guys are like like
Speaker 1: like they actually like look at you and they struggling. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is great. It is funny.
Speaker 2: You're all so much bigger than everyone, about a foot
Speaker 2: taller than everyone on average.
Speaker 1: That's why like, he's a samurai. It's really funny.
Speaker 2: That's why I like, it's like, no, dah, he went
Speaker 2: there and terrorized them. He's he's a lebron build.
Speaker 1: He's basically NBA like he's like he's one of the Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like Lebron, like the type of bill that would
Speaker 1: be more suited for American football, went and played basketball.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy about that is like us actual
Speaker 4: cannon height in Realize, do you know what it is?
Speaker 3: Actually seven?
Speaker 4: He was only five seven, but everybody else around him
Speaker 4: was simply three six.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what I read, but I'm glad you
Speaker 2: corrected that.
Speaker 4: Yeah about your height about I looked it up exactly
Speaker 4: two minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are right, though, I remember actually reading that
Speaker 1: just about a minute ago after you said and then
Speaker 1: I remember seeing yeah, after you said it.
Speaker 2: Hasn't been a minute yet. What's happening. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you're you're I think you're misinterpreting time.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, oh sorry exactly so, so I found out
Speaker 1: after I've looked it up just a minute after he
Speaker 1: said that, and I was like, oh, it's very true,
Speaker 1: and yead is three four.
Speaker 2: Hey a black man, I am very very tiny, but
Speaker 2: actually not because we're all this is the average you're saying.
Speaker 4: I know, it's like it is funny because I'm playing
Speaker 4: on English because I want to be able to hear it.
Speaker 1: If I'm like walking out of the right. That's that's
Speaker 1: the reason.
Speaker 2: But like they just say brag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 4: It's like it feels I understand that that's just how
Speaker 4: it is. But there's something about the Asian accent that
Speaker 4: feels more offensive regardless than a lot of a their accents.
Speaker 4: For some reason, like speaking Chinese authentically, like for like
Speaker 4: correctly feels offensive, you know, because it's it's because it's
Speaker 4: just checking ma like you know, especial evil especially can Chinese.
Speaker 2: Man, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds it sounds so dispecial. I speak it like
Speaker 1: in the way that you should.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all this is a feeling.
Speaker 4: Everything else is fine, everything like a spaghe you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: don't you know it's everything else.
Speaker 3: Everything else feels fine.
Speaker 2: But like I don't know, I think I think the
Speaker 2: thing is because of the fact that I think it's
Speaker 2: because it's so phonetically different. Well, yeah, it's just not
Speaker 2: a similar language than we have, right, so it just
Speaker 2: sounds silly to us because we're immature and racist.
Speaker 1: Some of it sounds so it's like there's it's to me,
Speaker 1: it's just it's a man I said, I watch a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, and a lot of times those natural
Speaker 1: loser men go to Southeast Asia. You want to talk
Speaker 1: talk about accents that I want to be respectful, I
Speaker 1: promise you, But damn, like, dude, Vietnamese tie some of
Speaker 1: these or whatever you.
Speaker 2: Call it something, they pretty much damn near speaks Spanish.
Speaker 2: Filipinos are no, I'm talking about the one.
Speaker 1: But I dropped. But like the Brown Asians, the Brown Asians, dude.
Speaker 5: The.
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy ship, and I'm trying to be like
Speaker 1: like I'm like trying to like watch them, like yeah,
Speaker 1: but then my stupid.
Speaker 3: Is hearing a wild I'm like, yeah, it would sound
Speaker 3: like a drop of water.
Speaker 1: It's it's.
Speaker 2: You know, like.
Speaker 1: Can you do that?
Speaker 2: You know some people can do that.
Speaker 3: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 3: But gay, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't get it at all.
Speaker 4: What should be the rest of the park? I kind
Speaker 4: of can, but it's like very low, like I can't
Speaker 4: do it loudly. Well, I don't need to do that though,
Speaker 4: because I could just.
Speaker 2: This would be the rest of the show flicking as
Speaker 2: the hard arc comes out clear that finally I'm locked, but.
Speaker 4: It's like not even your voice, somebody else's voice. Clearly
Speaker 4: that's awesome. It's like Nathan Lane, like Nathan Filly, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's Nathan. It's over, Nathan.
Speaker 2: You're done. Nathan. You were gonna be in freaking the
Speaker 2: Green Lantern movie. You're fucking I'm ruining the whole DCU.
Speaker 2: Now that was supposed to be in the Green Lantern movie.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be how it's too old for how
Speaker 2: Hel Jordan. He's too old, but it's still he'd be who.
Speaker 3: Shallow hell yeah, he's it?
Speaker 1: Well no no, no, no, no, no, I know shallow
Speaker 1: how too? Yeah, will certainly exist will Actually that's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy.
Speaker 2: It hasn't they already showed they alreadyhow got Gardener Gardener.
Speaker 2: They're gonna do a show gay guy and he's gonna
Speaker 2: ma is gonna be John obviously because he's a he's
Speaker 2: you know, he's Mercy Higher of.
Speaker 1: Course, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna go up there and he's gonna be like, well,
Speaker 3: the show we have the Green Lantern.
Speaker 1: You know on sucks. It's the show that's the entire time.
Speaker 2: Don't like that. His name is also John Stewart For
Speaker 2: a long time. I was really confused about that. I
Speaker 2: was like, I was confused before we knew I knew
Speaker 2: a thing about Jewish Man.
Speaker 3: I My confusion was in reverse.
Speaker 4: I was because knew about John's Stewart first before I
Speaker 4: learned about John Steward.
Speaker 1: Which I had something to throw it. If I can't throw,
Speaker 1: this would be a disaster. Be hilarious would be like
Speaker 1: it'd be hilarious for a minute.
Speaker 2: It'd be like, oh that that is the beauty about
Speaker 2: like say a show like Jackass, where you can do
Speaker 2: stuff that is unforgivable, you know normally like throw let
Speaker 2: me throw a glass bottle at somebody. That would be
Speaker 2: like the end of the friendship. But now it's good content.
Speaker 2: Asshole And that's like the dude, like one guy got.
Speaker 3: You peectum off. Oh do you remember the like there
Speaker 3: was the it was like a door.
Speaker 1: It was like you press the the thing that would
Speaker 1: project out and it like concussed the dude. It's like
Speaker 1: and it was like he was done. It was so
Speaker 1: fucking funny. Don't get me wrong, It was so funny.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, that is you literally gave that guy
Speaker 2: break down. It that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's like, what is it when when they put like
Speaker 4: the air bags under these people's chairs, the popcorn people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship is so much.
Speaker 2: So unreasonable, like freezing the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I took the video that the bear falling out
Speaker 3: of the tree.
Speaker 2: Did you see the deal with air cannon? When a
Speaker 2: guy air cannon the guy and he died minutes later. Oh,
Speaker 2: I did see that.
Speaker 1: I do know about this.
Speaker 3: He put it under his pants, right, Yeah, so it's right,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: It was like I don't know where, I said. I
Speaker 1: remember that was in a foreign country though it was
Speaker 1: it was like China probably it was.
Speaker 4: That's some factory and some guys like lull and he
Speaker 4: puts like a pressurized air in somebody's pants, blows it,
Speaker 4: and the guy just like.
Speaker 2: It's really evil, even walks away.
Speaker 1: He exploded his call and man is crazy, like how
Speaker 1: stupid could you be? I think that's like that wouldn't
Speaker 1: do something insane.
Speaker 2: I guess understand. I get to understand that.
Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't have thought that
Speaker 4: that would happen either, But I also wouldn't have gambled
Speaker 4: to do it. I don't because my assumption that My
Speaker 4: assumption is that compressed air to that degree would at
Speaker 4: the very least like fuck a person's leg up, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So like I just would I just would have would
Speaker 4: have aired on the side of safety not to do it.
Speaker 4: But I wouldn't have thought that, like if you just
Speaker 4: put it in somebody's pants, they would like up there
Speaker 4: colon and explode them from the inside. That's kind of wild,
Speaker 4: but that I would also imagine though, that if you're
Speaker 4: working with those kind of tools, you have a better
Speaker 4: idea of that kind of thing happening.
Speaker 2: I don't if you're around those.
Speaker 4: I feel like when people slash tires, thinking like that's
Speaker 4: not going to hurt them, Like that's so much p s.
Speaker 4: I there, dude, Like I saw a guy like machet
Speaker 4: attire and then it blew the machete back in his
Speaker 4: arm and it's just like you you do do you
Speaker 4: not understand Eric?
Speaker 2: When the opens the door and he gets like blown
Speaker 2: back and sold that is very stupid and he's like oh,
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, you are right, and it's like
Speaker 2: you probably broke a rim of his Like you don't
Speaker 2: do you are around this? Like these are people that
Speaker 2: are around.
Speaker 1: The pressure like they talk about the like people. I
Speaker 1: guess people need to learn about p S I S.
Speaker 1: Because it's it's fucking insane. Water. Water can decapitate you.
Speaker 2: You can cut water pressure, you get like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: can cut something with water.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing like metal with people fucking using to
Speaker 1: do find to do some fine cut like water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be like just like would be like a
Speaker 1: water jet and then it would just be fine.
Speaker 3: I can't step thinking about this guy the factory.
Speaker 1: It's just very unlucky too. You're just doing your job
Speaker 1: and then you're explode.
Speaker 2: You don't even know. That's why I like, that's what mormid.
Speaker 2: This is mormid. But the waste of life is so funny.
Speaker 2: The idea, the fragility of like someone walking around living
Speaker 2: their life and then all of a sudden, a fucking
Speaker 2: rogue baseball domes the baccula. They turned their head and
Speaker 2: when the back of the head with a bump would
Speaker 2: be there's a baseball, and it's like you did nothing.
Speaker 3: It's just so sudden, random and senseless.
Speaker 1: That's why you need to wear baseball helmets. You need
Speaker 1: to wear tight pants or a tight belt to make
Speaker 1: sure nobody can penetrate.
Speaker 4: I think the tight pants are what did him in though,
Speaker 4: I think because I think if he had loose pants,
Speaker 4: I don't think it would have been a big deal.
Speaker 2: It would just blown, you know, I think.
Speaker 1: So, I think, actually I think what happened.
Speaker 4: I think his pants were tucked into his boots because
Speaker 4: they probably were supposed to be, and then it just
Speaker 4: created a seal, like the only.
Speaker 3: Way that the air could have to go up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go up into this fucking guy's.
Speaker 1: What's happening with the You guys remember those those models,
Speaker 1: the like balloon pants you never see. I do remember those? Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember I.
Speaker 2: Wanted a pair. I almost bought one, but I just
Speaker 2: couldn't justify the price.
Speaker 1: I would go everywhere in those on average they were
Speaker 1: about like it was between like nine and twelve hundred
Speaker 1: dollars or something, and I was like, I can't. I
Speaker 1: just like it, even for the joke that like I
Speaker 1: was even I was thinking about guys crowdfund me these
Speaker 1: pants when I was like.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't go to roll them.
Speaker 1: I don't think they'll let me on. I like that
Speaker 1: one fat kid that fell off the fucking Supreme scream thing.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: Ye oh, my god fucking kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some fat fucking kid unfortunately was like
Speaker 1: fourteen years old or something like he was in the
Speaker 1: Fake Supreme Scream you know, like it just like yeah,
Speaker 1: the budget went. He couldn't fit, and so so the
Speaker 1: fucking mechanic who was like, I'm going to loosen the
Speaker 1: fucking thing so instead of it like seal, it'll seal
Speaker 1: like up. And so he loosened it and then tightened
Speaker 1: it so it's like, all right, now you can go
Speaker 1: because it won't actually clamp on you.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
Speaker 1: As he's falling, Nigga slips, out falls one hundred feet
Speaker 1: and dies.
Speaker 2: The fucking live I wanted.
Speaker 1: He landed on his feet and he was like oh oh,
Speaker 1: and then he just went about his day, went back
Speaker 1: on the rock on his feet. He's et, yeah, smashing,
Speaker 1: smashing absurd.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like like my leg immediately raged. He
Speaker 2: looks like a real like you put his dementsions in
Speaker 2: a real person. And then he just jumps back and
Speaker 2: I love the idea. They only catch it though, after
Speaker 2: like the they review the footage. You don't frame by
Speaker 2: frame something.
Speaker 4: They're like this is by far, This is by far
Speaker 4: the stupidest running gag that we have on this show
Speaker 4: is that somebody going through through a tragedy of an
Speaker 4: intense trauma dying usually physics involved, and for at least
Speaker 4: one frame of the physical impact, they resemble damn near
Speaker 4: a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: I love the idea so deeply. It's so insane.
Speaker 4: It's so I think I got it from like there's
Speaker 4: old cartoons. Like there's a lot of old like flash
Speaker 4: cartoons where like sometimes like people would fight each other
Speaker 4: or whatever, and like there would be like one frame
Speaker 4: where they're like Michael Winslow or something something wild, some
Speaker 4: ridiculous face. Man, I'm just so obsessed with it. Et
Speaker 4: to me is the one that's a great one because
Speaker 4: I think it makes sense.
Speaker 2: It makes it like this, it turns into an old
Speaker 2: British ginger. I think it's funny. I think it's funny
Speaker 2: because it's so. It's so morph that's how that is
Speaker 2: how morphed. He is like that, he doesn't he doesn't
Speaker 2: just look like he is him.
Speaker 4: That is. Nigel becoming easy is funny because he is
Speaker 4: because I can visibly see like his because his head
Speaker 4: is flat.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: So you can see like the the weight kind of
Speaker 3: pushing down on his head.
Speaker 4: You can see like his body like kind of flattening out,
Speaker 4: and then his legs are up in his body.
Speaker 1: He's landed. So it almost makes you think that whoever
Speaker 1: designed et probably saw somebody.
Speaker 2: And it was like, holy ship, this is a great
Speaker 2: a heartwarming coming of age. Storburg was like, I understand
Speaker 2: Spielberg did.
Speaker 1: Spilburg just watched the snuff films and people dying all
Speaker 1: the time. All this idea is me. He's just He's
Speaker 1: just me. Is it's.
Speaker 2: Involved and I'm Steven Spielberg somehow and I somehow go
Speaker 2: back in time and then I'm Steven Spilberg. You're Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like as stupid as the blood to Terminator. It's
Speaker 1: just you go back and then you become this thing,
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't have happened if you didn't go back.
Speaker 1: Was brilliant, Oh I wrote. The first time I saw that,
Speaker 1: I was like like, I was like I was by myself,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking around like, wait, so cow, he's got
Speaker 1: a fucking massive ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you're talking to the studio audience by yourself
Speaker 2: as a little kid walk in here like you're giving
Speaker 2: you're giving the monologue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're giving comming is the Terminator movie can become
Speaker 4: the thing if you don't come back in the first place,
Speaker 4: that become what you don't go back to go back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, like one of.
Speaker 4: The what of the what is it?
Speaker 3: The Greasers from a cat Dog?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I got
Speaker 1: about them.
Speaker 3: Winslow the mouse in their in their fucking door or
Speaker 3: their house.
Speaker 2: Winslow, Oh yeah, a little mouse. He has like suspenders on, right.
Speaker 4: He's got like plaid suspenders. I think, yeah, correctly, he's
Speaker 4: like yeah, cat.
Speaker 1: Dog, caticide.
Speaker 2: Everything is like tiny, tiny chair.
Speaker 4: I remember I'm always having his hands in his pockets,
Speaker 4: so I like, like, I remember always walking around like
Speaker 4: this with his hands in his pockets, So like I
Speaker 4: like to envision him like with like hanging by a
Speaker 4: with his hands. How do you react to that actually
Speaker 4: doesn't break the bad earnestly? How do you react to
Speaker 4: see like any any individ Like it could be a
Speaker 4: cartoon character, it could be a person whatever. I don't
Speaker 4: give a ship like someone's hanging from a noose their
Speaker 4: hands are in their pockets.
Speaker 2: I mean honest, I like the idea of Johnny Bravo
Speaker 2: doing it because his hands are so bigger than his thighs,
Speaker 2: his pockets.
Speaker 1: He's just big bulges in his past.
Speaker 4: It would look it would look kind of it would
Speaker 4: look almost yeah, it would almost look more like he
Speaker 4: just kind of chat himself profusely before he died.
Speaker 3: His pants would be so full, full full.
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I can't, little lady, I can't
Speaker 1: get no pussy. I'm going.
Speaker 2: I think he does get pussy. I think he just
Speaker 2: pays for it.
Speaker 4: I think I think I think he canonically does. I
Speaker 4: think we just see him on his off days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: Somebody of imagine being that horny on an off day exactly.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's by some Filipino guy too. Wait what yeah that
Speaker 3: show again? He's that show is like a created by
Speaker 3: Filipino dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that weird? Like it seems like a like
Speaker 1: I'm not. Actually, no, it does make sense if if
Speaker 1: I know anything about if I know anything about the
Speaker 1: love over there, Yes, no, they love the.
Speaker 2: Karaoke is king hues and generals and really important in
Speaker 2: that era of like that area of Asia, like when
Speaker 2: he gets when you just descend from China, like musical,
Speaker 2: like just singing and probably those kinds of songs, that
Speaker 2: kind of styles.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, dude, that actually, like it does make a
Speaker 1: little It makes more sense than anything else we've said recently.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the little black kid turning into Berry. It's a
Speaker 2: pretty it's a pretty outland. Try to make a connection
Speaker 2: there somehow, there's no way in how he's a small
Speaker 2: black Oh, you never saw the animation that was drawn
Speaker 2: of the there's like a Twitter account that's probably just.
Speaker 1: Stealing clips from like a YouTube videos or something. But
Speaker 1: there's these poor animations describing like horrible ways people die. Oh,
Speaker 1: that reminds me of about thousand ways to die but cheaper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's is it those like rotoscoped ones?
Speaker 4: I think so, it's like it's it's like traced over
Speaker 4: real footage you're showing you like Chinese accidents.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's right.
Speaker 1: I've seen that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's right. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: I've just seen it before and I remember being like.
Speaker 2: Are these real?
Speaker 1: Like they must be? I don't know. I can let
Speaker 1: me see if I can find this so fast, it's
Speaker 1: just funny, Like it's because it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a real person dying in the way that like his
Speaker 1: eyes are wide and like it's it's it is funny.
Speaker 2: It's a real person. Of course, Like you guys made
Speaker 2: me feel like I'm so crazy for laughing at it
Speaker 2: like this. Meanwhile, you guys are laughing at the same
Speaker 2: type of morbide ship.
Speaker 4: Well we're laughing. Well, I think we're clearer about it.
Speaker 4: I think you're a little bit more nebulous.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Well, you look, you seek this stuff out on burbos.
Speaker 2: No, not anymore?
Speaker 1: What does that not anymore mean?
Speaker 2: I don't not today, I obn't see somebody dying a
Speaker 2: little while. What is a little while to you? Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, like maybe like somebody die. Well, there
Speaker 2: was this car crashing I saw that was like insane.
Speaker 2: It was a drive by shooting that led to like
Speaker 2: them crashing into a building and a building collapsing on
Speaker 2: the car. And then a guy was getting in his
Speaker 2: car ahead all.
Speaker 1: Right and not answering my question what was this?
Speaker 2: Two weeks ago? I said, it's a Derek.
Speaker 3: Two weeks said within the month, I said, Derek, do
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when when a guy with the drive by shooting
Speaker 2: that led to the building collapsing on the car, that
Speaker 2: was crazy and some guy was just in his car
Speaker 2: trying to leave and he got caught up into it too.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: That's the worst thing does?
Speaker 1: Try to do good?
Speaker 2: You trying to live your life, you do good things
Speaker 2: sometimes then it just doesn't really matter. It's exactly, I
Speaker 2: think it is worth being kind of bad sometimes. I
Speaker 2: almost feel that way, not evil, but like just kind
Speaker 2: of like, don't be great because that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Look like I'm in a seacil headspace. I think she's Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of I've teetered. I've teetered that
Speaker 1: way for quite some time. Yeah, I was much hard
Speaker 1: hard to be optimistic. I was optimistic. God beat. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a repeat, like twenty eleven arab Spring happens,
Speaker 1: and then I'm watching similar things that happened, like with
Speaker 1: like White Boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 1: Stupid joke. It's not really it's actually a pretty good joke,
Speaker 1: but it's just like it's just like it's just funny.
Speaker 2: Because of the subjects are so loudly different. I wish
Speaker 2: the Arab Spring was like White Boys Summer, but like,
Speaker 2: I just I went through that. I went through this already.
Speaker 1: What a bunch of gins years are going through right
Speaker 1: now with like the Palestinians and shit, like I went
Speaker 1: through fucking post like long winded, fucking Iraq and Afghanistan
Speaker 1: and then just seeing the Arab Spring and seeing such
Speaker 1: a horrible shit happening, destabilization blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I'm so, I'm I want to
Speaker 2: be Cecil.
Speaker 4: Right now, dude, I just want to do like calculating
Speaker 4: to see so I do I do a better job
Speaker 4: than Cecil.
Speaker 1: I think you Cecil still a little bit has has
Speaker 1: still a little bit of that, a kernel of his
Speaker 1: old self and him, Yeah, just a kernel of it
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I'm at the point where I'm like,
Speaker 1: get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you like I would use.
Speaker 1: I use I would have tried to use Invincible as
Speaker 1: like a weapon to absolutely crush everything that threatens American brother.
Speaker 4: I would have I would have said the second I
Speaker 4: found out that Nolan had a son, that device that's
Speaker 4: in his head. That would have been in there like
Speaker 4: day one, I would have killed, that would have been
Speaker 4: there on the day of the circumcision.
Speaker 2: I would have I would have. You think he's circumcised.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would theoretically, no, he's Asian, he's probably.
Speaker 2: Not, probably not. I would.
Speaker 1: I don't. Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm Catholic, so and they did it to me,
Speaker 3: so I don't even really know where it comes fro.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say they ripped it off clean for me.
Speaker 4: A lot of the like napkin, the handful of the
Speaker 4: handful of Uh. I don't know about that because because
Speaker 4: I guess I don't know. Culturally what they want in
Speaker 4: general is usually uh people are cut. So yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know how to because hmm, I guess we got
Speaker 4: to ask our Asian audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, any Asian in the audience, Uh, do you got
Speaker 3: your foreskin?
Speaker 2: Still? Cut her?
Speaker 3: And cut cut us downe Wright into our weekly newsletter.
Speaker 2: Speaking to Asians. Just get back to the switch straight.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a fucking Mario card game. It's like vaguely open
Speaker 1: the world. There's a Donkey Kong game.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I was so I was so
Speaker 4: bored the entire because I was waiting for like something
Speaker 4: weird to be there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for like Gears.
Speaker 1: Made you to come back.
Speaker 2: No, like Reggie is sucking off the fucking like the
Speaker 2: console itself.
Speaker 4: I'm about to bust back, and these niggas have been wild,
Speaker 4: and I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing
Speaker 4: New Leaf on my Nintendo Switch.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I can unhinge my jaw like a snake.
Speaker 4: I I can unhinge my jaw and fold it completely backwards,
Speaker 4: much like pac Man upon death.
Speaker 1: I also spin and vanish.
Speaker 3: My family thinks it's terrifying and strange, but I think
Speaker 3: it's just the way I am.
Speaker 2: Dude. Don't mean fucking uh those Uh, it would be
Speaker 2: actually really fun, dude.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about those is like how cheery the
Speaker 4: Nintendo the lady is in the Nintendo Direct, regardless.
Speaker 3: Of what it is she's talking about. You know this
Speaker 3: gag on sacred symbols where it's.
Speaker 4: Like carry your dying daughter through a horde of the
Speaker 4: undead in you know the Last of Us Part one
Speaker 4: kind of Nintendo Switch incur the infinite wrath of a
Speaker 4: mad machine. And I have no mouth, but I'm a
Speaker 4: scream coming soon to switch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bars, bars, cur the wrath. They are alway, they're
Speaker 1: always so cheery about it.
Speaker 2: It is pretty good.
Speaker 4: I'll oscar Shindlers added again, how many Jews can you
Speaker 4: shay save in Schindler's list to coming to switch?
Speaker 2: That sounds what would the secondary title a list to
Speaker 2: Schindler's list.
Speaker 3: To It would just be Schindler's lists.
Speaker 2: Like aliens Chindler's lists. So the games, the game, the consoles,
Speaker 2: what six hundred dollars for US six to fifty for US? Yeah,
Speaker 2: five nine, that's right.
Speaker 3: Let me look at it.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, let me fact check. I could be wrong
Speaker 4: at it's four ninety nine. Though I hope it's for
Speaker 4: I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm no.
Speaker 3: I was already is what I expect. It's still like expensive.
Speaker 2: It's annoying, but I guess that's well, it's there's a price.
Speaker 2: That is what we're playing for it as well.
Speaker 3: I just oh, yeah, the fucking screen share.
Speaker 4: They showed like a screen share feature on like their
Speaker 4: game chat, and it was like running at like ten
Speaker 4: frames a second, like in the in the promotional So
Speaker 4: I guess props to them for not lying. I guess
Speaker 4: because they could have just like, they could.
Speaker 2: Have easily like, why would Nintendo lie? They don't have
Speaker 2: to lie, that is true, I'm saying they they The
Speaker 2: fact that people like it.
Speaker 1: Behooves them to you dumb idiots are gonna buy it regardless.
Speaker 2: This name runs at one frame per second. That's insane.
Speaker 2: That's a slide show.
Speaker 1: That's just like and then people just, oh, what do
Speaker 1: I pre order? Oh go, wait to get the new
Speaker 1: Pokemon for eighty nine dollars.
Speaker 3: Cart World coming soon to PowerPoint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these floppiness too, I don't know, God damn it.
Speaker 1: Price. Yeah, let me see the Deluxe Edition of Mario
Speaker 1: Kart for four hundred dollars. That's it.
Speaker 2: Why can't I see?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I guess? I guess I look at the Nintendo God
Speaker 2: of War coming to the Nintendo Switch play as a
Speaker 2: nigga that's not really a nigga.
Speaker 4: The fact it was hilarious because it shows it shows
Speaker 4: that they just they don't want it to be easily
Speaker 4: found necessarily.
Speaker 2: Google. Google ain't fucking.
Speaker 4: Reliable no more, man, Google. Oh yeah, I wonder. I
Speaker 4: wonder if it'll know chat GPT my let me let
Speaker 4: me ask you one hey chat GPT. The Nintendo direct
Speaker 4: was today and they unveiled the switch to. How much
Speaker 4: is the switch to?
Speaker 2: I forgot? Shut up? Have you heard of Jitler? I
Speaker 2: wasn't even fucking that was voice chat?
Speaker 1: That was stupid, yo?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Chat?
Speaker 4: So the Intenda directors today, I can't remember how much
Speaker 4: the switch to costs?
Speaker 3: Can you let me know?
Speaker 1: Please? I'm so scared you you didn't say I love you.
Speaker 1: I forgot to say I love you like you don't
Speaker 1: love me?
Speaker 4: So no. It was officially announced Steve, okay, so four wait,
Speaker 4: so the base model is probably does know it's awesome.
Speaker 4: The base model is priced at four hundred and forty
Speaker 4: nine dollars and there's a bundle.
Speaker 1: For four ninety nine. So what where's the bundle come with?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Probably come probably a Mario Kart.
Speaker 4: The most interesting thing about it to me was like
Speaker 4: mouse controls, because like this wood it doubles is a mouse,
Speaker 4: which is cool. I like that that's neat, but like
Speaker 4: I don't really you know, who cares?
Speaker 1: You know? How did talk about its capabilities of like, uh,
Speaker 1: a graphic graphic graphic capabilities.
Speaker 4: They can go to one twenty frames though, and can
Speaker 4: go to one twenty frames and handheld, I know, handheld for.
Speaker 2: The twenty frames and doctor can go sixty frames.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how crazy you know it's it's you said
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty docs. Yeah, so if I play
Speaker 1: on my Big Guys TV, you think I'm gonna ge
Speaker 1: a hundred twenty maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I don't know. They said it could
Speaker 2: do it, but I like the word could.
Speaker 1: It probably was. It took up the entire story.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about it is that could it could? So,
Speaker 4: like I don't know, man, I nothing nothing grabbed me.
Speaker 4: I wanted some weird news like I wanted to. I
Speaker 4: wanted Marcus Phoenix to show up, be like, oh, the
Speaker 4: Gears Collection's coming. It's just like, oh ship that's doing.
Speaker 2: Going to be on air. Yeah, there's a new Spermsoft
Speaker 2: game coming to it exclusively. Yeah I think so.
Speaker 3: Really it's called like dust Bloods or something, but.
Speaker 2: Uh, I couldn't care.
Speaker 1: Oh souls like get this.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, No, I don't know, Like I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: buy a fucking switch to for a fucking from Zobia.
Speaker 1: I could give a fuck about that. Really, I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of it. I'm like, probably the
Speaker 2: thing is if I buy it, I'm not gonna use
Speaker 2: it enough.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's that's why waste this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is all the new shit gonna come out
Speaker 2: for the old ed switch, So what the fun? Who cares?
Speaker 4: Well? The thing about it too is that like they've
Speaker 4: just got elden ring, right, you know, it's gonna take
Speaker 4: them like this isn't like modern hardware really, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: so whatever.
Speaker 2: It's fine. The games are expensive. That's the point where
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is expense. Mario Kart was expensive.
Speaker 1: But it's like, clearly they must be testing the waters,
Speaker 1: see how it's so Yeah, for sure, they're definitely being like,
Speaker 1: well this fuck everything.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about them actually because they don't care.
Speaker 1: Really, that's true.
Speaker 3: They could sell you fucking they could.
Speaker 1: They could.
Speaker 3: They could have done it for like one hundred Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably there's a bag of dirt KRT sixty four of
Speaker 1: dirt cart sixty four. It's sixty four because it's it's
Speaker 1: worth there's only sixty four minutes worth.
Speaker 4: The gameplay travel at a max speed of Crash Team
Speaker 4: Racing on Easy in the new Mario Kart World cart World.
Speaker 2: I think the game it just I don't know, I
Speaker 2: kind of I'm in between. I see like the idea
Speaker 2: of like the uprised versions of the games, but already
Speaker 2: beat those games. I don't need to get the uppers
Speaker 2: version of.
Speaker 4: Oh did you see that some Switch games won't be
Speaker 4: compatible too? I heard it says they said there are
Speaker 4: three types of switch to games, switch two games, switch
Speaker 4: to compatible games, and then switch to edition games, So
Speaker 4: not every It seems to me like that's a weird thing.
Speaker 4: That that's weird because you would you would say up
Speaker 4: front as a selling point obviously that this is backwards compatible.
Speaker 2: Like they did say that.
Speaker 1: I did not say that they specified switch to compatible games.
Speaker 3: There's no reason to say that some of.
Speaker 1: Them that will have some resell value will be the
Speaker 1: switch to additions.
Speaker 2: Right exactly.
Speaker 1: They're gonna double it.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be like this can run at pen frames
Speaker 4: more and still look worse than PS five.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, you know that get.
Speaker 2: You're not getting it for the you're not getting it
Speaker 2: for the Metroit Prime is coming to both of them,
Speaker 2: so you're not getting it for the year of it.
Speaker 2: Like for me, like I used my I can play
Speaker 2: my PS five on my Steam dick.
Speaker 1: Right, So for me, I'm like, I don't really need
Speaker 1: I don't need precisely, Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't understand when they do stuff like that. It
Speaker 1: was like a Ragnarok, I would have had to bout
Speaker 1: a PS five if it was exclusive to PS five.
Speaker 2: Well, I've played it on my They did it for
Speaker 2: They did that because of the fact that people couldn't
Speaker 2: grab the PS five No I thought at that point
Speaker 2: it out of the weeds.
Speaker 1: Well, no, what they remember.
Speaker 4: The reason they did that, And this is just based
Speaker 4: on like when I would I've been able to piece
Speaker 4: together sure from uh data and stuff, is that there
Speaker 4: are simply so many PS four's in the wilderness, like
Speaker 4: out there in use still to this dame, dude, people
Speaker 4: are still there's a still there's still a healthy population
Speaker 4: playing the fucking Last of Us multiplayer on p S three.
Speaker 3: So like people on PS four are.
Speaker 4: Still playing, and so they're like, fuck, that's a lot
Speaker 4: of money we're leaving on the table. Also gave to
Speaker 4: it's expensive as fuck now, like we can't really get
Speaker 4: away with spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a
Speaker 4: game that isn't going to be available to our widest
Speaker 4: audience possible.
Speaker 2: So that's what's happening around that time.
Speaker 1: Were people still struggling to get PS five's when it
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 2: Remember with rag Rock that was like maybe like a
Speaker 2: year or two that that lasted.
Speaker 4: Okay, because yeah, this is I guess my only we're
Speaker 4: still getting cross gen stuff.
Speaker 1: We're still getting shit that comes to PS four. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: it is kind of that's that's it's interesting to me that, well,
Speaker 1: this was my argument. I guess it's not even because
Speaker 1: it's still a good thing. It was good.
Speaker 2: It was a great thing for me.
Speaker 1: Only had to buy the game, right, Yeah, But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is how many people are out there just
Speaker 1: like me that absolutely would have It wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, I'm not going to not play the game.
Speaker 2: It definitely going to buy a PS five.
Speaker 3: It would have been a lot, but it wouldn't have been.
Speaker 4: You don't think it would have been one hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty million the first second, like it like exists on
Speaker 4: PS four, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Ultimately, it's just like there's so many people there are
Speaker 4: still active all the time using this thing.
Speaker 3: Sure, uh why are like?
Speaker 1: Why? I wonder I would if I was a business person,
Speaker 1: I would have tried to gamble and be like, no,
Speaker 1: these consumers if we if it was exclusive, they would
Speaker 1: have saved their money to upgrade their console and buy
Speaker 1: the new fucking game.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't have been as many as you got. The
Speaker 2: people have, But just how many hundreds is that?
Speaker 1: It's like, so let's let's extract all the people that
Speaker 1: had the PS fours and now it's times that by
Speaker 1: the fucking what six hundred dollars? They essentially just like
Speaker 1: the one person paid. I feel like it could I
Speaker 1: would have been a gambling man. I would have gambled
Speaker 1: on that board, would have kicked me out, would killed
Speaker 1: I killed?
Speaker 4: I do think I would have thought the same thing
Speaker 4: where it's just like, well, dude, you have a new machine.
Speaker 4: Don't you want people to feel like they have something
Speaker 4: on the new machine that they you know, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. Don't you want to draw to it?
Speaker 4: Don't you want people feel like they're getting something that
Speaker 4: they don't exist on this machine, Like it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I understand that, but it's also with like an old
Speaker 4: world mentality, like we're in a different world now where
Speaker 4: it's just like these consoles are sticking around longer and longer,
Speaker 4: they like are used in different ways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and budgets are fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a like Granta thought of six easily
Speaker 4: over a billion dollars to make that's easily. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: not even it's not even it's which is I mean
Speaker 4: the crazy thing is that's gonna be exclusive actually yeah,
Speaker 4: which is actually crazy. But the thing that's uh no
Speaker 4: to a modern like current get so it's not coming
Speaker 4: to PS four. I don't think I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's at this point, I can't care.
Speaker 2: It's it's fine. I feel like it's fine. It's the
Speaker 2: cycle it's been. It's been enough years to worry poor
Speaker 2: people succeeding when they're poor. Like, I'm done, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of THEO.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean the whole Devil's Advocate thing aside,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's a good. Yeah, it's great. It's it's
Speaker 1: cool that they still do that, like come on, like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's not. I don't think it's necessary because I said,
Speaker 1: at this point, I feel like as a consumer, I
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sure everybody has the right to complain,
Speaker 1: but I feel I would feel silly complaining at this
Speaker 1: late in the in the in the in the cycle,
Speaker 1: right where it's like, Okay, it's been out for like
Speaker 1: five years now or just about, and so if they're
Speaker 1: gonna start putting some like big exclusive things on just these,
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't even call it. You can't even
Speaker 1: really call it new gen anymore, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's current.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so but uh yeah, man, it's just it's it's
Speaker 4: just it's expensive special games. Now, it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's you used to be able to like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: used to be able to make You used to be
Speaker 1: able to make an exclusive or like make like okay,
Speaker 1: this is next gen only and you get your money
Speaker 1: back pretty quick.
Speaker 4: You know, you'd make less if you didn't make it
Speaker 4: for both for sure. It's like Tony Hawk, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, even back then they were doing that, like,
Speaker 4: oh here's Tony Hawks pro Skid three for PS one
Speaker 4: n PS two. That's crazy, what I mean, they were
Speaker 4: still doing that a little bit because they were like,
Speaker 4: let's get as much as we can. But now it's
Speaker 4: like you can't, like you gotta, you gotta really have
Speaker 4: it made. You got to be rock Star or like
Speaker 4: you know, frum Soft or something you know to How.
Speaker 2: Fast do you think.
Speaker 1: How fast do you think Rockstar will make back their money?
Speaker 1: I think immediately, Yeah, I think. I think.
Speaker 4: I think within that first week they'll have recouped their budget.
Speaker 4: That's well, like microsransactions alone.
Speaker 1: Do you think on micro transactions within the first week? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: crazy within the first week? Interesting, I think they'll make
Speaker 1: Do they make so much? I don't think make that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't think, like I didn't consider
Speaker 1: I guess, well, I'm not a micro transaction guy, so
Speaker 1: I'm not considering like, oh I can't wait to get
Speaker 1: in the game and buy something immediately.
Speaker 2: But that's probably what they'll sell.
Speaker 1: I think they were Yeah, we're not those people, though.
Speaker 4: I think that'll play. They will sell fifteen million in
Speaker 4: the first week minimum.
Speaker 2: I think that's safe. Yeah, that's I think it'll maybe
Speaker 2: maybe even in fucking day one.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be so stupid, like we
Speaker 1: I think we genuinely can't fathom how insane it's going
Speaker 1: to sell, because no matter where I go on the internet,
Speaker 1: there's a stupid GTA six joke that.
Speaker 2: People it's always on their fucking minds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kind of I'm excited, Like we don't have
Speaker 1: these moments often, no, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it's kind of like half like three finally coming out.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't even I wouldn't necessarily even care,
Speaker 1: but like, whoa, you know.
Speaker 2: That's like a big deal. It would be cool, like yeah,
Speaker 2: like holy shit they did in that game. Like I like,
Speaker 2: for me, that game is very much still going to
Speaker 2: live and die based on how good the storytelling is.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure. Yeah that's how that's for me.
Speaker 4: So that's a rock Star game, well modern anyway, WHOA,
Speaker 4: A lot of people are gonna play that game, to
Speaker 4: play that game, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, it's here, let's play it.
Speaker 2: I might even I'm going to I'm going to get
Speaker 2: it because not only do I like it, Lily loves
Speaker 2: that game as well too, so I'm gonna get it
Speaker 2: for her. And then it's gonna be hilarious seeing what
Speaker 2: the fuck happens because the storytelling is like up the
Speaker 2: part from what Modern rock Star is. That's gonna be insane.
Speaker 3: It'll be cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just hope do I think it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know if the story of I don't know
Speaker 2: GT is exactly allows the same kind of storytelling as
Speaker 2: Red Dead. It's definitely different character us, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm very I'm actually optimistic. I'm like, probably they've
Speaker 2: never really tried because it's like, it's just it's.
Speaker 1: It's because of the tones of the games are it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like right like with with with with
Speaker 1: Red Dead, it's it has a serious tone to it
Speaker 1: like this, it's kind of like, uh, we don't. It's
Speaker 1: it's like how the way Scorsese sees films is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There are certain genres that are never respected
Speaker 1: in a way that like it may be a fucking
Speaker 1: unanimously everyone loves this ship, but it's never gonna be
Speaker 1: like respected us. That's a great compelling story, if you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like that's like that's what's gonna happen extended.
Speaker 4: A lot of people feel about animation, you know, what
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like for some reason, people like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's an animated movie, doesn't count for like Oscar whatever exactly.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's why I feel like that's what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen with GTA six, even if the story is
Speaker 1: pretty fucking good, like yeah, what.
Speaker 4: I reach my kill cops, I'll like, yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 4: be like this is a contemporary This is like a
Speaker 4: modern day three person shooter who cares.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't have like cowboy hats.
Speaker 2: You know, it doesn't have cows.
Speaker 4: I mean, I honestly like, dude, like I think, I
Speaker 4: don't know what the I don't know. There's no like iconic.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a woman now, yeah, I think. I I
Speaker 4: think people overstate Red Dead one as being like because
Speaker 4: where Dead one is fucking wacky, Like it is more
Speaker 4: grounded than like, you know, g T A is by
Speaker 4: a mile, but I think it's more like GT four
Speaker 4: than anything else. It's like it's grounded and still like,
Speaker 4: I mean, the snake oil salesman is so stupid. There's
Speaker 4: there's the dumbest character I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Full but it's silly.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree.
Speaker 2: Really is very silly. Well, I mean you can do
Speaker 2: silly ship in it. It's I think the fucking there's
Speaker 2: silly characters in it. Silly characters in it to the
Speaker 2: extent that they were in.
Speaker 4: Red One with a fucking vampire in the back of
Speaker 4: a building that's an easter egg.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean character like, I mean people you interact with,
Speaker 2: who you do missions, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: There's there's nothing popping out of my head. Like, but
Speaker 1: even when it comes to Red Dead One, like that's
Speaker 1: like you said, like that the snake old guy, Like,
Speaker 1: I think he's funny, he's good, he's good a comedy relief.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of the characters are just like what
Speaker 4: I feel like I wouldn't, especially Southern text is just
Speaker 4: the dumbest people alive.
Speaker 1: Probably why it's like very a lot of you have
Speaker 1: a lot of stupid interactions. But yeah, it's you know,
Speaker 1: this tone is very serious. The pinker tins are fucking
Speaker 1: or the agency fucking bill fucking shoots you and ship
Speaker 1: immediately like the tones all, you know, like it's all
Speaker 1: like it's I remember at least because I really the
Speaker 1: funny thing I think about it, I've only played Redded
Speaker 1: Redemption twice, and I'm only played red Did two twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of funny when that's right, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Reemp to. I just got the sand Anees again and
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I'm not actual st Dennis. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's actually it's finally at the point of the game
Speaker 2: where the game is entirely open me. I can do
Speaker 2: whatever I want. And I'm like, I'm just fucking I'm
Speaker 2: a monster. I'm killing horses in the street. I'm blowing
Speaker 2: women's heads off like I'm just I'm just I'm a god.
Speaker 1: And this one that's what you do.
Speaker 2: As one should, as one should, It's customary. Real quick.
Speaker 1: I I went a little bit forward with the Acy
Speaker 1: Shadows again. And I know we mentioned this briefly on
Speaker 1: the other episode or the previous one, but I really
Speaker 1: am convinced that they did something wrong with the way
Speaker 1: that ships like the Lney because again, I'm pretty I'm
Speaker 1: deeper into the game now, not much deeper because I'm
Speaker 1: still doing way too much side ship, trying to upgrade
Speaker 1: my ship.
Speaker 2: But I had another yacht.
Speaker 1: I had a Yaske flashback, and then you're you're learning
Speaker 1: how to become a samurai and then I'm doing these
Speaker 1: like it it almost feels like a edatorial again because
Speaker 1: I'm fighting with you know, just like the sticks like
Speaker 1: you said of like it's not steel, but it feels
Speaker 1: like I'm like what I'm why am I doing I'm
Speaker 1: doing like I've done this, like I know, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It feels.
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I feel like this hash to it's so weird.
Speaker 4: It's weird specifically because it's like, okay, look, you can
Speaker 4: do flashbacks right right of course, but then don't like
Speaker 4: teach me how to fight, yeah, or do things in
Speaker 4: the game like show me like I don't know a
Speaker 4: narrative thing that's important, and then I'm able to do
Speaker 4: all this stuff that I normally am able to do,
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean. Like, it's it's very
Speaker 4: weird that they tutorialize so much in those specific story
Speaker 4: flashbacks when you're gonna you're gonna come across them like
Speaker 4: thirty hours, forty hours, fifty hours in it's very bizarre, dude.
Speaker 2: Within that flashback, this is when you finally like become.
Speaker 1: A samurai, right like or like he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're a Samurai. What should we call you? You?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: You kill these people from this rival school whatever of
Speaker 1: your sin say not not a spoiler. This is double
Speaker 1: light bullshit. But like I'm fighting them without any of
Speaker 1: the stuff that I've obtained in the game, and it
Speaker 1: feels so flashback stupid, and I'm like, I am too
Speaker 1: deep into this game. I'm probably twenty hours deeper something.
Speaker 1: Granted again, I've been doing a lot of side stuff,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, it just feels impossibly wrong, Like it
Speaker 1: almost feels like I'm like this they you.
Speaker 4: They definitely restructured the shit out of it. I think
Speaker 4: I said that in the last episode two, Like they
Speaker 4: definitely like edited this somehow.
Speaker 1: Why is the question, like.
Speaker 3: You know it is actually now that I think about it,
Speaker 3: uh huh.
Speaker 4: I think they probably again this is all budgets, but
Speaker 4: like I think it's like they made a bunch of
Speaker 4: stuff and then they realized, like, we can't start the
Speaker 4: game this way. We started here, and they find a
Speaker 4: better starting point. And then they were like, oh, but
Speaker 4: we made all that stuff, like everything that we made,
Speaker 4: like all those levels, that's like millions and millions and
Speaker 4: millions of dollars. We can't we can't just throw Yeah,
Speaker 4: we can't just throw it away.
Speaker 2: It's like, you can't.
Speaker 4: It's like fucking Ragnarok with the fucking garden where you're
Speaker 4: picking paints and shit where you want to kill yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 4: any sane person would have cut that. Any sane human
Speaker 4: being would have been like, this is long not interesting.
Speaker 4: Make this this just take this sequencing gameplay and make
Speaker 4: it a cut scene or something. Yes, where they were like,
Speaker 4: but they were like, look at we spent so much
Speaker 4: money on this environment. I'm convinced that that's the reason.
Speaker 4: Like there's a lot of that stuff in games now.
Speaker 4: I think because it's just like there's too much budget
Speaker 4: that goes into it. We can't throw it away. It
Speaker 4: used to be like, dude, it's so funny when you
Speaker 4: when you go there's so much information about things in
Speaker 4: older games that were completely cut, you know, like entire modes,
Speaker 4: entire characters, entire like rigs and weapons systems. They cut
Speaker 4: sprint and like Melee combos from Halo two, like all
Speaker 4: that stuff, and you could see it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I defy you to find any information about anything that
Speaker 4: has been cut from a game in the last five
Speaker 4: to ten years.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. Where is it? I haven't seen
Speaker 2: a video, but I haven't seen an essay about it.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen I know there's content cum from balders
Speaker 2: Gate three, like what like a bunch of dialogue content
Speaker 2: What do you mean like voice recording, like whole lines
Speaker 2: and like admissions like that cut from the game.
Speaker 3: That's a big ass game too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there there was way more.
Speaker 1: I can at least the lines can make some sense
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Because I know I knows to have more of a
Speaker 2: story than he did. Oh have like more the're.
Speaker 4: Supposed to or did, and they couldn't get it working
Speaker 4: or get a pacing right, and then they just and
Speaker 4: they just cut it away. Because it's one thing to
Speaker 4: have things planned, it's anything to make it. Like, dude,
Speaker 4: there are entire levels in Hailto that are made and
Speaker 4: then they're just like, nah, we don't got time to
Speaker 4: figure it out. There's a bunch of like in this
Speaker 4: day at even like make it a fucking I don't know,
Speaker 4: miche horn it some way in there.
Speaker 2: You ever saw you ever saw the thing with Carlow?
Speaker 2: She can read minds and she ends up reading your
Speaker 2: character's mind and realize your carriers being played by a
Speaker 2: person and she's like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: You're a guy in there?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: It's like some super medas. Yeah, and she's like and
Speaker 2: I'm like, so you stop, bitch, I'm feel really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Funny stopped talking directly to me, making me upset, breaking
Speaker 2: the immersion, bitched up. I don't want to I don't
Speaker 2: want to marry you anymore. If you're.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine dude that It's like I was just
Speaker 1: thinking of that. Yeah, but yeah, dude, as like one thing,
Speaker 1: you know, I think artists, we all kind of learned
Speaker 1: this the hard way is when you find you finally
Speaker 1: like kind of level up, when you learn how to
Speaker 1: scrap things, even things that you've put countless amount of
Speaker 1: hours into, when you're like at a certain point, you're
Speaker 1: like this is just not working out, and then you
Speaker 1: just abandon it.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can come back to it at some point
Speaker 2: and have it be something.
Speaker 1: But it's just when I started seeing a lot of
Speaker 1: bands back in the day, when you would see their
Speaker 1: b sides of oh, here's we wrote twenty songs and
Speaker 1: then we just chose like ten, and you're like, holy shit, dude,
Speaker 1: there's literally just as many songs that a lot of
Speaker 1: times never see the light of day, and you just
Speaker 1: have to be content with that.
Speaker 2: Like all untitled, fucking kindical mars On title album that's
Speaker 2: a whole B sides in the Butterfly that is, in
Speaker 2: fact that beter than mult people's entire discographies, and it's like,
Speaker 2: this guy cut a B side better than anything you've made.
Speaker 1: It's interesting, and that's all like, yeah, it's same thing
Speaker 1: the gaming industry. Things work out like fuck, we spend
Speaker 1: all this time and effort money onto this, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it just doesn't work, and sometimes it feels unfair. I remember,
Speaker 1: like certain actors even being a part of like the
Speaker 1: background acting stuff, You're like, oh, oh, they cut out
Speaker 1: this entire thing. I'm not even in the shit anymore.
Speaker 1: Like that sucks. Well, I got paid, so whatever. At
Speaker 1: least I got fucking paid, I guess. But like, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, that's just how it is,
Speaker 1: and clearly it's really killing the game for me.
Speaker 2: Shadows. It's I just don't under that the idea of
Speaker 2: a flashback, while like the idea of learning from a
Speaker 2: flashback when you're already done it is really insane.
Speaker 1: It's just like doing things like should have been in
Speaker 1: the beginning. It should have been in the beginning, all
Speaker 1: this stuff and then and then also the only thing
Speaker 1: I can say to the counter but also not is that, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that stuff. You could just
Speaker 1: kind of like do the stuff more in a more
Speaker 1: linear way. But also to me, that de feats the
Speaker 1: purpose of an RPG, where like I want to wander
Speaker 1: and just stumble upon stuff like I'm doing, and then
Speaker 1: I've stumbled upon something. The cut scene was cool until
Speaker 1: they started making me do shit that I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do, and I'm like, oh my god, how to climb?
Speaker 1: It's like and I had a fucking like limited amount
Speaker 1: of time to play, and I wasted all this time,
Speaker 1: first of all, finally learning finding things following the knowledge points,
Speaker 1: which dude, okay, so I finally leveled up my knowledge
Speaker 1: which you take. You have to find five of those
Speaker 1: little things to do, which was tedious as shit. Now
Speaker 1: to get to the level three, I gotta find ten
Speaker 1: of them, and I was just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So essentially what's gonna happen is I'm gonna not upgrade
Speaker 1: all my stuff because it's too tedious to and I
Speaker 1: couldn't even find a trainer to like cheat. I'll try
Speaker 1: to find a trainer because I just want to unlock
Speaker 1: my you know how, Like say a lot of times
Speaker 1: it'll be levelgated. Reach level this and then it unlocks.
Speaker 1: If it was that, I would be fine, because then
Speaker 1: I'd just be grinding, like, oh, grind a level twenty
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna lock this knowledge points. No, you
Speaker 1: have to go out of your way to either find
Speaker 1: these lost rolls, and then they're hidden in stupid little areas.
Speaker 1: O one's behind this thing, and I'm like one's on
Speaker 1: the roof. So you have to use now way, So
Speaker 1: I gotta switch. At least you can switch on the fly.
Speaker 1: You can switch on the fly because I remember being like, fuck,
Speaker 1: once you beat the first act, then you can just
Speaker 1: switch them out, load them out, and you'll be in
Speaker 1: the exact It's actually more convenient than g T A
Speaker 1: five because you'll load down the same place, which is stupid,
Speaker 1: but somewhere, yeah, you'll be fucking forever. You're like, god,
Speaker 1: damn it, I'm so far away from where I wanted
Speaker 1: to be, but like, uh, it's uh it's cool that
Speaker 1: they I feel like that was a decision they made
Speaker 1: because like people are gonna kill us if we don't
Speaker 1: do that, and so it is, but it is still tedious.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, can you just.
Speaker 2: You can I imagine to further the act? Probably not,
Speaker 2: but I think that you can.
Speaker 1: Probably It'll probably be like GTA, where you further somebody's
Speaker 1: story as much as you can until you have your
Speaker 1: force to switch. Like every time switches off, I get
Speaker 1: like the you know when people say the contrast the
Speaker 1: that bothered them a lot. It is bother some when
Speaker 1: you just want to do something on the fly real quick,
Speaker 1: like oh I want to grab something real fast, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I have to like switch now. It's kind
Speaker 1: of just a little of annoying because you only need
Speaker 1: to switch for a very specific thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like really specifically. Oh she he can't climb this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that I'm like, I'm just like, why can't
Speaker 1: you ask use a hook? Why can't he grapple?
Speaker 4: Like I know he's a big man, but he's strong
Speaker 4: and muscular. That's how they kind of they boxed themselves
Speaker 4: into the corner with that one. Yeah, they were like
Speaker 4: we can if the second we give him the hook,
Speaker 4: it's you know what I mean? Yeah, Like it's just
Speaker 4: the whole premise goes out there. Have you tried the
Speaker 4: eagle dive with so fucking funny? It's funny like the
Speaker 4: first time, and then like the second time it's funny,
Speaker 4: and the third time it's amusing.
Speaker 1: So far you do I've only done it three times
Speaker 1: and he said something different each time. I wonder how
Speaker 1: many lines he has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was just it kind of struck me
Speaker 3: as like, this is cute, but like it was.
Speaker 2: More than eagle dive. After the first time you're doing it,
Speaker 2: he's like, Hey, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm really not built to do I'm a giant man
Speaker 1: that gonna explode the haystack. It would be kind of
Speaker 1: funny if they disallowed you to do it after a while.
Speaker 1: That would have been interesting to do. The the animal
Speaker 1: stuff sucks. It's like I have only ran into what
Speaker 1: was it? Just it's barely there, So why is it? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I've made that argument for so long. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: at this point, because I know there's people that like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think at this point, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 4: The originals, I don't know, the original has to be
Speaker 4: story got so fucked up the second like they fucked
Speaker 4: it up entirely within and I think, uh, in the Brotherhood,
Speaker 4: I think they ruined it.
Speaker 3: They killed him. So basically no, well that's the end
Speaker 3: of three later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spoiler order for Desmond Miles everybody's favorite hero.
Speaker 4: No, so like in it has agree to they basically
Speaker 4: like have this weird plot point moment where like Desmond
Speaker 4: gets mind controlled and kills like a friend of his
Speaker 4: And at first you're like, oh, weird, that didn't that
Speaker 4: didn't seem telegraphed at all.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they'll pay that off.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: And I found out only like the last couple, only
Speaker 4: in the last week that I find this out because
Speaker 4: a lot of Pierce made a video about it because
Speaker 4: she was like obsessed with the original Assassins Creed story
Speaker 4: was that like they killed her character because she just
Speaker 4: she wanted to be paid royalties.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: So that so then they just killed her character like
Speaker 4: to avoid paying her and then it completely fun like
Speaker 4: it just no, now it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Wait what do you wait, I'm sorry she played a character. No, Alana,
Speaker 2: what happened? She's our age. I'm confused.
Speaker 1: She made a video. She made a video about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like it was a really reasonable I'm like,
Speaker 2: they killed her character and I'm like, wait, what they
Speaker 2: killed this character?
Speaker 4: That was like the whole point was that she was
Speaker 4: like an undercover assassin working for a stairgo or whatever
Speaker 4: the fuck, and then she breaks you out. And then
Speaker 4: because because she wanted money for royalties or whatever, they
Speaker 4: were like, actually, she's an undercover templar killer killer, so
Speaker 4: she just becomes a templar. There's nothing to set that
Speaker 4: up at all. It also doesn't make sense because why
Speaker 4: the fuck would you break somebody out of your own
Speaker 4: like it, none of it makes sense. They they just
Speaker 4: did it for money, like literally just for money. And
Speaker 4: then they were like, ah fuck whatever, yeah, we got
Speaker 4: to annualize this. Ah shit, we can't stick with the
Speaker 4: sci fi thing. I was so excited about the Originalssassins
Speaker 4: Creed like trajectory too, because I thought it was leading
Speaker 4: up to like a modern day kind of thing, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, like Watchdogs or something, but like
Speaker 4: Assassin's Creed I think that was the plan, and like
Speaker 4: it just never happened.
Speaker 2: That definitely seemed like in.
Speaker 1: The future though, well, no, they were.
Speaker 2: I mean they were like a dystopic modern It was
Speaker 2: like a modern day, but it was just like dystopic
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 3: It was like contemporary. Yeah, so it was like two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight around that time.
Speaker 2: And then isn't wasn't Desmond, this is what it had
Speaker 2: The aliens though, right, the other other aliens, not.
Speaker 4: The the idea of the not the they had gods
Speaker 4: or something. There was like it tightened anim and even
Speaker 4: like Nephalem.
Speaker 2: Ship, you know, yeah, because initially wasn't it like didn't
Speaker 2: the people that put you into animals in the first
Speaker 2: weren't they like a set of aliens themselves?
Speaker 1: No? No, I don't know. They were just they were
Speaker 1: just templars. They were just watching a video essay. If
Speaker 1: somebody theorizing that or something, I know, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I remember hearing that somewhere. And then eventually
Speaker 2: it's like these actual aliens straight up like after they
Speaker 2: get to like black Flag and so they're straight up
Speaker 2: just like alien.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't know about but I don't know anything
Speaker 4: posts three to be like, no, they're just straight back no,
Speaker 4: because uh, after three, they really abandoned anything in within
Speaker 4: the story itself.
Speaker 1: They really stopped exploring like deep into the animals. Like four,
Speaker 1: they're still doing some stuff like your first person controlled Uh,
Speaker 1: and then you're still doing a few things, oh goodness,
Speaker 1: and you do a little bit of wandering around the
Speaker 1: office and stuff like that. It's little t bits here
Speaker 1: and there, and that's the last of it really having anything.
Speaker 1: But it was so inconsequential. I don't even remember most
Speaker 1: of it because I just mean, it's such a back
Speaker 1: seat it didn't even matter anymore.
Speaker 2: All it did at this point was is immersion breaking.
Speaker 1: At that point, it was like it was like, guys,
Speaker 1: you either need to do it like it was with Desmond,
Speaker 1: or just don't do it at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so then who because they do all of
Speaker 2: because even when you start off freaking the news from Shadows,
Speaker 2: they show all those other stories. How do they connect
Speaker 2: to each other?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Well, it's just like, what do you mean, like,
Speaker 1: how do the stories connect? Yeah, well, it's not about
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily about them connecting. It's there are because
Speaker 1: you know the idea of the animis is the ancestor
Speaker 1: and pulling you know, through the DNA their memories.
Speaker 2: It could have been different people are extracting.
Speaker 1: Well there, so there's people going to the animis that
Speaker 1: are and then they're through their memories. They're extracting data,
Speaker 1: they're extracting artifacts. They want to find the stuff. Right,
Speaker 1: that's essentially what has been the entire point of gaining
Speaker 1: power this knowledge.
Speaker 2: Blub blah blah. So I thought the point was that
Speaker 2: like it was it was one person, and like that
Speaker 2: was different variations of their family thought history. He thought
Speaker 2: it was one person. What do you mean, Because I'm
Speaker 2: still kind of attached to the idea of Desmond, right,
Speaker 2: so they kept going back in Desmond. The whole tree
Speaker 2: upstrgo has many people in animasies there you go.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. That was a particular case where
Speaker 1: it's like he was your blood there. Well he was
Speaker 1: like a big like you know, he was kind of
Speaker 1: well he was you know, he was he was the
Speaker 1: he was the catalyst in that story until he died
Speaker 1: and then so then they just get killed on some
Speaker 1: random bullshit.
Speaker 2: No, well, well, I mean I don't know how random it.
Speaker 4: Is, but I mean it's not random in the sense
Speaker 4: of the story. It's it's random for the build up
Speaker 4: that they were going for.
Speaker 2: He's just like, ah, the ever become assassin himself?
Speaker 4: No, well that's kind of that's the most got there
Speaker 4: and he did it, yeah, and almost he almost doesn't.
Speaker 4: Then he dies, which is so crazy because he spent
Speaker 4: like three five games up until that point if you
Speaker 4: count Brotherhred revelations, like learning how to become an assassin.
Speaker 2: Like he's doing all the parkour stuff.
Speaker 3: Ye, Like it's a point.
Speaker 2: Retaining.
Speaker 4: It's a point I think in the game that it's
Speaker 4: unusual that he's like retaining abilities outside of it, like
Speaker 4: he has ego vision and shit, like it's not normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just like, oh, what, so you're kind
Speaker 3: of like a special case.
Speaker 2: I remember that because I remember like seeing the part
Speaker 2: of seeing the like mission where he dies. He's like
Speaker 2: doing stuff to get there and then he dies and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like he sacrificed himself for like humanity or something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: But then like it turns out it's like, oh, the
Speaker 4: God was tricking him or something.
Speaker 1: So it's just like great, it's always yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: been like that it's supposed to be like a whole
Speaker 1: like you know, thriller thing, spy thing thing. Like it
Speaker 1: was interesting until, like I said, once it Desmond ended,
Speaker 1: I personally couldn't care less about the animus anymore. Absturgo.
Speaker 1: I just want I'm like, let's just I just like,
Speaker 1: I know that's the point of it. Is still that
Speaker 1: baked into it, kind of like even with Odyssey, where
Speaker 1: they still had a little bit of that, like they
Speaker 1: did in a way that it was I was fine
Speaker 1: with it, but ultimately I still don't care. I I
Speaker 1: liked being in ancient Greece doing cool historic shit then
Speaker 1: fucking you know DLC type stuff where I'm fighting, I'm
Speaker 1: in the labyrinth and you know, there's like mythical creatures
Speaker 1: and stuff like.
Speaker 2: That, and you interact with some of the gods at
Speaker 2: some point and then you meet then you meet other
Speaker 2: gods who are just aliens pretty much, and they're like,
Speaker 2: here's Thor, actually, here's Anubis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, and it's like, huh, I like
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't mind did this.
Speaker 3: I don't really mind that stuff.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 4: It's just like I was actually genuinely into the whole
Speaker 4: pre Like, I think the reason why I was pretty
Speaker 4: successful is because of that weird dual premise that they had. Originally,
Speaker 4: like it was like really interesting for that time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like the whole like sci fi, but it's like an
Speaker 4: ancient history game. It's like what the fuck is going
Speaker 4: on here? And it was a cool setup up until
Speaker 4: they and then they just kind of like didn't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck they were doing and then they were
Speaker 4: just like, eh, whatever, and that kind of fucked it
Speaker 4: up for me, Like I was super into it.
Speaker 1: That's why. I mean, there's like there's that whole Diehard
Speaker 1: Desmond sucks. There's a whole there's a whole people were
Speaker 1: waiting for the potential for him not to suck, and
Speaker 1: it never happened, and it was about the.
Speaker 2: Not suck that he died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a whole, there was a whole community.
Speaker 1: It was clear that they didn't know what to do,
Speaker 1: so they killed them off.
Speaker 2: They didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's so obvious, like we don't
Speaker 1: know what to do, straight up, we we they they
Speaker 1: the entire premise and then when a direction where let's
Speaker 1: just focus on making the game fun instead of uh,
Speaker 1: being liked.
Speaker 4: They kept having a hard time finding reasons for Desmond
Speaker 4: to go into the animus. It's very funny because like
Speaker 4: there's I think in Revelations. I never played it, but
Speaker 4: I was like looking at looking into it. It's just
Speaker 4: like apparently in that game, like you're just kind of
Speaker 4: in a coma and they just like they don't know,
Speaker 4: they can't take you anywhere, so they just put you
Speaker 4: the enemies. As far as as far as I do,
Speaker 4: I could be wrong, but like Desmond's in a coma
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 1: He's taking that he's damn near brain.
Speaker 2: He might honestly, I would have not even died. He
Speaker 2: might have actually just been dead.
Speaker 4: He might have just invented everything post Assassin's Creed too
Speaker 4: in his brain because he's so damaged.
Speaker 3: He's just sitting comas house in a bed.
Speaker 2: Guy is the most redeemed character in the video game,
Speaker 2: like a character that goes from being like a shitty character,
Speaker 2: so like, oh, this guy's character is actually pretty cool.
Speaker 1: See that's that's a question. I feel like it needs
Speaker 1: a lot of deep thought. Yeah, because this immediately I.
Speaker 2: Would say ride in Probably I still don't like that nigga,
Speaker 2: but he definitely. He definitely glows up the most.
Speaker 3: Probably Crash definitely.
Speaker 1: Crash. Yeah, Crash was an evil son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: I never saw in the law.
Speaker 3: You don't know the law of crashmanicoot.
Speaker 1: No, he's a shithead.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, what do you I feel like, No, he's
Speaker 4: like chaotic, he has no guy, that's what the masks
Speaker 4: are the master like guidance for it, because he's such
Speaker 4: a fucking just distressing force of just chaotic nothing where
Speaker 4: there's just like he did. He just acts completely independently
Speaker 4: of any like good intent. I feel like he's not
Speaker 4: a bad guy, though his sister isn't so.
Speaker 2: She can talk.
Speaker 3: No, Crash is like a bad person.
Speaker 1: No, yes, And the whole thing is like the masks.
Speaker 2: Are like guiding him to like doing a good thing
Speaker 2: for once. That's actually that's the law of crashmanic. He
Speaker 2: just misbehaves, but he's not like hurting people. And I
Speaker 2: made all this time piece that's I was like, Crash,
Speaker 2: that's not didn't work. I was like, Crash being bad
Speaker 2: is so insane because he's just like, yeah, I was
Speaker 2: kind of not bothering anybody.
Speaker 3: Everything was bad. I said that he just was he's
Speaker 3: chaotistically uncaring.
Speaker 2: Everyone's chaotic, every main character and everything's chaotic. That's the
Speaker 2: nature of them. No, not necessarily name a non chaotic
Speaker 2: good guy and the protagonist of the Lex Friedman podcast,
Speaker 2: the protagonist of this podcast, that's insane. Every main character
Speaker 2: of gay video, except for like maybe I don't know,
Speaker 2: like Chris Redfield and those kind of niggas are like,
Speaker 2: actually good.
Speaker 1: Guysfield is absolutely chaotic. What do you mean he puts
Speaker 1: a fucking boulder into it? The boulder. It's not the
Speaker 1: boulder you said, riding? What about what about Gray Fox?
Speaker 2: Any think he has more of a redemption Gray Fox?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And Gear solid.
Speaker 2: I don't Fox just die well?
Speaker 1: No, he fucking well, he sacrifices himself to give you
Speaker 1: a chance to be middle Gear.
Speaker 2: That's true. If I'm mistaken, yes, because Fox is to
Speaker 2: the highest rank, that's the highest, right highest ache. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Without great Fox, you would have been fucked. And then
Speaker 2: he got cyborged up and he was about to kill
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 1: Was like no, no, it is like Noah, and then
Speaker 1: he fucking like comes on fucking metal Gear and then
Speaker 1: Meddlegar stumps It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking man, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry for all the the Snake Eater heads
Speaker 1: like middle Gear Solids, the Goat for me, dude, and
Speaker 1: I just I don't want to wait, but you to
Speaker 1: wait fucking how many years to get a new remastered
Speaker 1: metal Gear Solid seven the first one? Yeah, like Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: because we gotta wait for fucking two now, and.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it just did. That's genuinely crazy to me. Look,
Speaker 2: snake Eater, I'm the best one. I also think the
Speaker 2: best one. I think I have my I have my
Speaker 2: opinions was.
Speaker 1: The person that hates like stuff when they baking too
Speaker 1: much realism into a game.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of ship. There's a lot of ship
Speaker 2: going on, okay, especially in two thousand, like what fucking
Speaker 2: five or six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like way too young, and it
Speaker 1: was like, look at all this you gotta eat.
Speaker 2: I'm watch off for the crocodile and you had to
Speaker 2: tranquil ass a gun and it's like, how do I
Speaker 2: stop this crocodile with a tranquilizer gun.
Speaker 1: I'm ten, but I love that fucking game. I don't
Speaker 1: know I have, I have nothing but love.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm obviously also extremely biased because just there's
Speaker 1: this Metal Gear Solid. It's just it was probably the first,
Speaker 1: well it was the first. It must have been the
Speaker 1: first stealth game I ever played. I can't think of
Speaker 1: anything else. It maybe not, but I just can't think
Speaker 1: of anything. I can't think of anything on I can't
Speaker 1: think of anything. It must have been that. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go with that. It's it's the first anything that
Speaker 1: made me. Of course, how old I was, I didn't
Speaker 1: get most of the stuff.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand.
Speaker 3: I was the first one for I never played.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played the funk out of it, but like
Speaker 1: I was just way too stupid, too uh, way too
Speaker 1: inured to understand how pretty complic game actually is.
Speaker 2: Pretty it's pretty cool game series. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: I mean just like literally the act of playing it,
Speaker 4: uh for me playing Medal gir Solid one time when.
Speaker 2: I was younger two, because too, I feel like I
Speaker 2: was progressing but not understanding what was happening.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was just like I was on
Speaker 1: a ride that I.
Speaker 2: Didn't understand the right way, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening? I played, and ever when
Speaker 2: I got the sword, and I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got a sword, and then the way you use the
Speaker 2: sword in two is so fucking stupid. I was like,
Speaker 2: why did they even give me this? What was the
Speaker 2: point of me getting this? The flex bullets? Badly?
Speaker 1: Like badly? I was, dude, I was.
Speaker 2: I remember playing with my cousin and my cousin was like, dude,
Speaker 2: oh you got a sword of finally like do cool stuffing.
Speaker 2: Every was like yay, And then you were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, man, it's a that's a PS two game game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is your perception of it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I played it, That's it all I knows.
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 3: Do you not have a delineation of like generations.
Speaker 2: In your mind at that time? Not really, you don't
Speaker 2: remember because I wasn't turning it on. The absolutely jumping
Speaker 2: quality from like looking at snake versus you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's crazy in my brain right now they look almost
Speaker 2: as they look probably the same than me IMPS. I
Speaker 2: played them when I was This is also nearly two
Speaker 2: decades ago. You're not that much younger me. Crazy.
Speaker 3: You would not see that because that jump is the
Speaker 3: biggest jump I.
Speaker 2: Can at least see now in between those games.
Speaker 4: Like graphically, no, I just mean graphically between games or
Speaker 4: between generations, like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I think PRES two to p S three Xbox era.
Speaker 3: I think that was also, but like, no, really, I
Speaker 3: think no. PS one to PS two was great.
Speaker 4: PS they looked humans PS two to three sixty, and
Speaker 4: that that was big because it looked like human. PS
Speaker 4: two to three sixty was bigger than the generations we've
Speaker 4: seen from PS three to PS four and PS four
Speaker 4: to PS five, for sure, But like PS one to
Speaker 4: PS two was outrageous.
Speaker 1: Why it was so outrageous because the faces were just
Speaker 1: they were.
Speaker 4: I don't think they'd have a face. He had like angles,
Speaker 4: bro spider Man, I remember the Spider Man game, like
Speaker 4: and his hands were like boxes, you know, and like
Speaker 4: he come on.
Speaker 1: Don't show me, fucking they're not showing me. They're they're
Speaker 1: showing me everything except for what I'm asking for.
Speaker 2: The original.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're showing me like even like, oh, just one
Speaker 1: snake I'm doing I want you to well, I can
Speaker 1: show you. I was trying to show them side by side,
Speaker 1: you know, well, but here's here's just one like where
Speaker 1: he's just a blurry.
Speaker 2: Of course, his eyes were ideas.
Speaker 3: That's even like, I don't even that's twin Snakes.
Speaker 1: I think I don't even think that that's because I
Speaker 1: twin Snakes. I I played sold one kind of recently.
Speaker 2: You're probably, I mean, you might be right.
Speaker 1: Let me see I can find because it is that
Speaker 1: is the version right when snakes, which upsets me that
Speaker 1: I can't own that on anything else.
Speaker 2: It might be on the switches fucking new thing where
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: If they did that, Oh, you're right that one snakes.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 2: So that's yeah, I remember that. That's what Yeah, remember that.
Speaker 3: That is outrageous.
Speaker 2: That's what the remnd that's what I see that. No, No,
Speaker 2: I can see Ryden's face and then look at this.
Speaker 1: Like that is like from going from that to this
Speaker 1: is crazy going to it. It really is funny, not
Speaker 1: face to distinct features. Yeah, p S two, PS two too.
Speaker 4: PS three was more like, okay, so there's more definition here,
Speaker 4: but like straight up like on PS one, characters just
Speaker 4: didn't have face.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: They just didn't have a mouth. Yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 4: Remember their mouths wouldn't move, you know, they would they
Speaker 4: would talk to you and it would have the camera
Speaker 4: would cut to them so that you would know that
Speaker 4: they're talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh yeah, man, that's great man. But Fight
Speaker 1: Night that was something Fight Night two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like what I remember being blown away.
Speaker 1: By that, not like used. There's not much to animate,
Speaker 1: so you can use all of the you can part
Speaker 1: your resources into the characters exact.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're not gonna have like an open world
Speaker 4: with like weather effects and ships. And he was like, hey,
Speaker 4: make this guy look like a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's always cool.
Speaker 1: That's why I always when I was a kid, I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: why the fucking like fighting games look so much better?
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, yeah, no ship. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In retrospects, it's very obvious, like you think about like
Speaker 4: even just like even comparing things like uh, what is
Speaker 4: it fucking Grand Theft Auto like Vice City and stuff
Speaker 4: to other games on the p S two, it's just like,
Speaker 4: why does it? Why does this look like shit?
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, because there's a lot of it.
Speaker 1: Notoriously, I remember playing San Andreas and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: game looks fucking awful. I love I could go so
Speaker 1: like endless all I'm going up this that Mountain was
Speaker 1: more data than like probably most games that.
Speaker 2: I Yeah, I was like, you'll love the fucking the
Speaker 2: ports where you used to wiggle the car big, you
Speaker 2: just wiggled the car.
Speaker 1: Why that is so?
Speaker 3: I wonder if those are good?
Speaker 2: I'm there finished now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did have that, uh that surprise fucking patch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 2: I want them to do that too. They finally upgradated
Speaker 2: and it actually works now. I played it like a
Speaker 2: week ago and.
Speaker 1: Right, you're right, I forgot about it recently. It's actually
Speaker 1: really fun. It's still as fun as it was before. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love throwing bombs and rooms with fucking droids in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: stupid as droids much. How much was it when they
Speaker 2: dropped that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, like forty s with the definitive edition
Speaker 1: with them what what was the whole title of it?
Speaker 1: The Dranda Potto. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it was like a long stupid title, wasn't it. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think it's the GA Trilogy Definitive Edition or something.
Speaker 1: I thought it was longer than that, but it might
Speaker 1: have been something. I thought it was something.
Speaker 2: I just remember. It's sounding really stupid, but look it up.
Speaker 2: I really remember pot five titties.
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Speaker 1: You're right, It's just it just sounds long wind to
Speaker 1: be because it's Grand Theft Botto the Trilogy, The Definitive
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the trilogy is kind of weird. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was. I thought it was GJ trilogy. Who
Speaker 1: the Trilogy the Definitive Vision? Like, all right, that is
Speaker 1: that is actually crazy?
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Speaker 1: So dumb? So terrible?
Speaker 4: He says, Hey, guys, just got done watching the the
Speaker 4: Nintendo direct I didn't even know that was just really happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are so wait what is the same.
Speaker 4: And saw what they were doing with Metroid Prime four
Speaker 4: giving Sam as psychic powers for some fucking reason. Uh,
Speaker 4: what powers would you give your favorite protagonists that they
Speaker 4: never have ever showed sign any signs of having. Like
Speaker 4: if you master Chief flashed speed force for no fucking reasons.
Speaker 4: I like that idea I would give. Uh, I want
Speaker 4: to give crash bandicoot telekinesis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that's way more dangerous thing. No,
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's exactly as dangerous as
Speaker 2: I think. I know. I fact think it's more dangerousing.
Speaker 4: I want him when he's spinning to do it with
Speaker 4: his mind as well, and everything's around him spins.
Speaker 1: He's like a little Carnada.
Speaker 2: I would give. I would give. It's like giving cradles
Speaker 2: the belity to fly for some reason.
Speaker 3: He damn near can he.
Speaker 2: I think he literally can.
Speaker 1: He's so strong. Yeah he does.
Speaker 2: He does still in his wings so he can glide.
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is he's like he's he's so strong,
Speaker 1: he could be like the Hulk. He could just jump
Speaker 1: fucking cities if he wanted to, But he just doesn't,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he just doesn't do that.
Speaker 2: Not anymore.
Speaker 3: It's it's bound on his hamstrings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seeing him flip flip the sky was like what
Speaker 2: the fuck? That moment is such an insane moment because
Speaker 2: because the only person a Treys has the same reaction
Speaker 2: you do when it happens, where he's like one, suck boy,
Speaker 2: I can do it and he's like dad, that's like
Speaker 2: flipping the sky, Like what do you know?
Speaker 4: He just.
Speaker 2: Streng and like did you just do that? Like he's
Speaker 2: the only person, like he has the proper reactions. Other
Speaker 2: gods would be like good job.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm always I always find The craziest
Speaker 1: moment of that was when in two, in the opening
Speaker 1: sequence of the game, the colossus that's get zapped by
Speaker 1: Zeus to come and kill you, it tries to step
Speaker 1: on you, like it busts through the building and then
Speaker 1: he tosses it and I'm like, this guy is so impossible.
Speaker 2: How many tons is this thing? And he tosses it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you even do with that?
Speaker 4: He's like at least as strong as like an anti.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, leasas strong as a human answer. It's
Speaker 2: insane to think of how insane those characters are, because
Speaker 2: in the New One, Freia almost kills that.
Speaker 4: Nigga like she in the very beginning of the game,
Speaker 4: he didn't know who that was. I think I think
Speaker 4: he's weaker.
Speaker 1: Now, for sure, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's a little bit weak. Is definitely weaker.
Speaker 1: But also I think it is I think it is.
Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't say obvious, but it seems obvious
Speaker 1: to me that if he had a vandetta against Frey,
Speaker 1: you would have killed the ship out of her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like she's incredibly powerful to where he still couldn't
Speaker 1: really defend her. He could offend her off. Well, he
Speaker 1: still gets stabbed.
Speaker 2: Do you ever just him in the beginning of the
Speaker 2: second one? Did you ever do different sequences just to
Speaker 2: see how she kills you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did that, Like so the second play through,
Speaker 1: like when the opening sequence which he kept trying to
Speaker 1: kill you, I kept at certain points just not doing
Speaker 1: like the mini games or the QT things, just to
Speaker 1: see what happens. And she like stab the ship out
Speaker 1: of you. She'll fucking put your and like you'll go
Speaker 1: tumbling off the fucking thing. Dad, It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I love I love that alone. Yeah, that's that's that
Speaker 2: is the That is a kid. That is what a
Speaker 2: kid would say.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about that.
Speaker 3: Is like imagining, like that's where the story does end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: There's all this set up in thematic.
Speaker 2: Now he got.
Speaker 1: Stabbed in a car and died. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's like a DND campaign work. Character just dies randomly,
Speaker 2: like this guy just to be the character said the
Speaker 2: world and then someone stabs him. He's on the loop.
Speaker 2: It's like Waltz in he's on Fortify. Somebody jokes him
Speaker 2: three times in a gut and it leaves it.
Speaker 3: Then it's like, oh, the rumors of a new Gota
Speaker 3: war this year.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh yeah, there's gonna be a smaller like a Greek.
Speaker 3: Side thing saying that the Morales type thing.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, which, I'll be honest, more of that, please,
Speaker 1: I personally, you don't you don't want, you don't want
Speaker 1: something like that. I want more.
Speaker 4: I kind of just wanted, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like I like the interstition. I'm kind of tired of
Speaker 4: gotta war honestly, Like in this verse, like it'd be cool.
Speaker 4: I was hoping for if there was a God of
Speaker 4: War thing this year. It was it was gonna be
Speaker 4: the trilogy, like you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, they're gonna actually do that yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Instead it's like here's a new one in Greece or
Speaker 4: something like a side thing. He is like, I don't
Speaker 4: wonder what it looks like now you talking from Well,
Speaker 4: there's like DLC in the new one.
Speaker 1: That like brings you to the val Hala you can
Speaker 1: get a little bit of a but even brings you
Speaker 1: back to one specific scene where you sacrifice this one
Speaker 1: soldier first.
Speaker 2: Game for no good reason. It turns into who again,
Speaker 2: you're some Diana Ross.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it turns into it. It ends up being.
Speaker 2: Head dude, mir I know personally you're like, oh sorry,
Speaker 2: you put it apollow. You put apollowollow, which you have
Speaker 2: no problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, ship, my band, this I didn't mean to put
Speaker 3: you in this box of death.
Speaker 2: He's like, brother, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing? What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2: This is I love I love you. That's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: What are you doing some reason?
Speaker 2: I'm very irish.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, why are you? I'm so sad
Speaker 1: that you not have me cook because now seek secret
Speaker 1: yes forgot her name whatever, queen bitch cannot suck me
Speaker 1: cook anymore. He was he was with that cock you
Speaker 1: see all that blood in her mask.
Speaker 2: He was he was piping that tall.
Speaker 1: That is crazy that man was giving her skinny as
Speaker 1: because you can see like his body on the.
Speaker 2: He was. He was ways the sator, so of course
Speaker 2: he had to hog on him.
Speaker 4: Like Moon, you want to know something that you're thinking
Speaker 4: for some reason, I was thinking Sair Moon, Why Jewish sailor?
Speaker 1: Moon?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys are interesting. Did we answer
Speaker 1: that question a week now?
Speaker 2: I want to give. I want to give. I want
Speaker 2: to give the ability to.
Speaker 4: Underwater Miles Browns in two years. Oh yeah, just collecting
Speaker 4: powers like they're sucking collectibles. He's such an overpowered characters
Speaker 4: like I love it. I saw that shit coming a
Speaker 4: mile away. Man, that's so crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy.
Speaker 4: The second he was like making swords and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: out of electric what people he has electrocnesis.
Speaker 2: He's limitless, He's gonna be limitless.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He's been
Speaker 1: just because you can exude, you don't have like vomit canesis.
Speaker 1: Just because you can throw vomit.
Speaker 2: If you can, that would be cool, he's been able
Speaker 2: to for the whole time touch people and electrocute them.
Speaker 2: That is like the pathway.
Speaker 3: It's like, I've damn near done that myself.
Speaker 2: Why can't Electro do that? Electro, he can do that.
Speaker 2: Of course he can do that. What Electro? No, why
Speaker 2: does he not do shit like that? Because he's a
Speaker 2: fucking retard. That is literally why Electro is so we
Speaker 2: talked about this one episode. Electro is so wildly fucking dangerous.
Speaker 2: But he's special needs, so he doesn't know he's dangerous.
Speaker 1: Can I not give somebody powers, but give them like
Speaker 1: like I like the idea of of like Arthur Morgan
Speaker 1: or something like a regular person grounded character to having
Speaker 1: like a symbio or having like a guiver armor something.
Speaker 2: Micah, could you imagine?
Speaker 3: My god, that's stupid.
Speaker 2: That's hilariously stupid. That is too much man.
Speaker 1: That's he's like everyone a little jack with a symbio,
Speaker 1: just like a train passes by, you know, then it's
Speaker 1: going crazy.
Speaker 2: It's too loud, just to see if we get tortured.
Speaker 2: Jackets a kid now it's our trance boy, John, do it, no, John,
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: You have to symbi off of.
Speaker 2: Him I'm sorry Jackie that accent.
Speaker 1: I love my son. We's not your son no more.
Speaker 5: Damn it, John, Wheez, whe's venom. Oh little Jack.
Speaker 1: Little Jack with his little symbio. To do it, Son,
Speaker 1: you're gonna pull you gota pull that boy. John.
Speaker 2: You gotta put your the fucking boot on his throat
Speaker 2: and blow that symbio's brain.
Speaker 5: Will kill me.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. We always found out. We always
Speaker 1: find ourselves here, Josh. So it's you and me, the
Speaker 1: little boy with a how do we do this all
Speaker 1: the time?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jack with a sm.
Speaker 1: Fucking advent.
Speaker 2: Jack is only seven years old and he's had to
Speaker 2: send me five times and he ended up in his
Speaker 2: exact predicaments, so fuddy.
Speaker 3: Like he's got like a sickness.
Speaker 1: But it only works with him. He seeks him out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it, Arthur. Well,
Speaker 1: it would mean a lot to it. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2: It's all.
Speaker 1: Blow Jack's brains out.
Speaker 2: Mean a great deal to me, That's what he says
Speaker 2: about the end of the side of line. And I've
Speaker 2: got a plan.
Speaker 1: I got a I got a plan, John, and he and.
Speaker 4: He puts his hands up and he's been Wolverine the
Speaker 4: whole time, and now it was a little his little
Speaker 4: knives come out.
Speaker 1: I got a plan just and he just dice his
Speaker 1: jack up.
Speaker 2: He's laughing exactly like that.
Speaker 1: Or just clean it Uparthur.
Speaker 2: I think I'm like this and not like my cousin
Speaker 2: Penis Reen. Arthur finished it. Burn him down with your
Speaker 2: human torch power.
Speaker 1: Are in the Pinkertons.
Speaker 3: Pena's reading the Biggertons's the dope name.
Speaker 4: Questions reading the person.
Speaker 1: I gotta write that down.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: You're gonna read that. You're gonna put that away. You're
Speaker 4: gonna read that tomorrow. You're like, this sucks.
Speaker 1: How many times that's happened to me? But I read that.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's funny, and then I read it
Speaker 4: the next morning. I'm like the funk am I talking about.
Speaker 1: It? Looks so dumb? To what is penarad god pters
Speaker 1: read is so stupid?
Speaker 4: All right, So Josie and the bussy Cats, he says, hey,
Speaker 4: there are three gay uncles. I'm gonna rewatch all the
Speaker 4: podcast episodes and I don't know if you wanted a
Speaker 4: super cut slash compilation of something specific. Also, have you
Speaker 4: ever noticed swing structure as a joke the same way
Speaker 4: Trump describes things. Can you imagine this happening describes thing
Speaker 4: happening that is Yeah, I guess that's cool.
Speaker 1: I can get guess you guys are kindred spirits. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're not present right now. Maybe
Speaker 1: it will be afterwards.
Speaker 2: Imagine that. Can you imagine immigrants coming to the border.
Speaker 3: Look at that, immigrants all over the border.
Speaker 1: It is kind of similar. Well, I know that we
Speaker 1: I know that we have a speech.
Speaker 2: I want my boy, my boy Kingston.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna introduce you to an amazing man,
Speaker 1: Kingston's dad. Take the floor, everybody, it's.
Speaker 2: Weak Hunters the Hunter from Dumanji. And he walks in
Speaker 2: and he looks like.
Speaker 4: He looks he looks like the Hunter from Dumanji and
Speaker 4: like Pierce's dad from Community.
Speaker 1: Remember reminded me about him. I've been thinking about him
Speaker 1: every other day. That guy's crazy, dude. I just I
Speaker 1: just think about the lego hair extream. Racism of having
Speaker 1: ivory hair is so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: It is really iconic, like like like real racists could
Speaker 4: never even fire to be that level, like I have
Speaker 4: an ivory.
Speaker 2: Wi whoever thought of that?
Speaker 1: Brilliant? Brilliant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's some brow you've got Scandinavian or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, what a good character.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of sad that, like Pierce himself like was
Speaker 4: like or Chase Chase, because like I would have loved
Speaker 4: more of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so funny.
Speaker 1: That sucks man. He was, Yeah, was he was? He was.
Speaker 1: That's so unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate tell he was like he's in plain sight, you know,
Speaker 2: doing in playing sight.
Speaker 1: Well you sometimes look sometimes, yes, but sometimes they're just
Speaker 1: a really good actor, right, It's like it's like John
Speaker 1: Voight where John one of my favorite movies I was
Speaker 1: talking about was Before Varsity Blues. It's one of those
Speaker 1: old teen teen movies that it's actually good.
Speaker 3: In my opinion is that is that the one with
Speaker 3: the blue football team?
Speaker 1: Well I think the colors are blue actually.
Speaker 2: Like there like Blue Man Group, it's a Jason. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's based on the true story of the Blue Man
Speaker 2: Group playing full on text. You have their vinyls.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. John Voyd's racist, Okay, go for it.
Speaker 3: He's a racist.
Speaker 2: He's a massive Trump supporter, but like he played a
Speaker 2: racist in that movie.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. He plays it so well, and I'm like, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3: When Bill and I plays a science guy. You know
Speaker 3: he fooled his last name, yeah.
Speaker 1: Will so nice stands for Nigel with the wide stupid
Speaker 1: So Bill Nigel the science guy, the science guy, such
Speaker 1: a fucking.
Speaker 2: Bastard, wasted time. I cannot believe I listened to you
Speaker 2: say that. I hate you. This is real, this is
Speaker 2: a real second, it's really mother. I was like Bill,
Speaker 2: not Nigel, and I started drawing a lot. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is stupid. You're stupid. You don't know Bill Nigel
Speaker 2: the science guy.
Speaker 1: Moron.
Speaker 2: You guys are bastards. You guys like that's so dumb, Bill.
Speaker 1: Gel, that's too long. You gotta you gotta trim it.
Speaker 2: You gotta. William Bigel will compromise my name.
Speaker 3: I don't change yeah, and he goes, all right, I'll
Speaker 3: change Nice. So it's just Bill ny the Science Guide.
Speaker 2: Still name is William Nye, William Nigel, the Science Guidel,
Speaker 2: William Nigel the Science Guide. And they're like, funk, this sucks.
Speaker 1: The word fucking sucks. We don't have we don't have
Speaker 1: the money to print all this. They're like they already
Speaker 1: wrote that, they wrote, so they they packaged like you know,
Speaker 1: they brought it to him, like, hey, look at checking,
Speaker 1: we got the show laminated Bill Ny the science guy.
Speaker 1: Look we got a fucking cool ass theme song. That
Speaker 1: fucking that John Williams. John Williams did it.
Speaker 2: You know this is great. Williams doing the Bill is crazy?
Speaker 1: Do you so? And then he's like, I fucking hate it.
Speaker 1: My name is William Nigel the science Guijoel. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is Bill Ny the science Didn't you fucking understand
Speaker 1: when I met with you in March? He gets real,
Speaker 1: It's like real, he's.
Speaker 2: So fucking really starts sciencing.
Speaker 1: You printed all this ship.
Speaker 2: I want triple my fucking salary. Bill. I'm sorry that
Speaker 2: we we we just we just thought that it fit better,
Speaker 2: you know, like we want the kids to.
Speaker 1: Like can people over at Fox.
Speaker 3: Didn't make this fucking mistake?
Speaker 2: And they're offered me twice is why should I stay?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 2: Listen, just listen, just listen to the sign, listen to
Speaker 2: let's listen to the song. Please please hear the song.
Speaker 1: This science guy.
Speaker 2: That's not what he said. He's no, here's the Chinese
Speaker 2: one first.
Speaker 1: Jeez, he's a jow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it sounds.
Speaker 1: He is just doing it accurate. But it's just like,
Speaker 1: why would he hear that first?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was like, Bill, we want to show you the
Speaker 1: Chinese version first, means it cuts.
Speaker 4: It cuts to a sitcom basically, and it's like a
Speaker 4: of like two executives, like they're the executives and it
Speaker 4: cuts to them.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, I picked up the wrong tape.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you know, and that's their story.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I love that Bill's mad and they have to like
Speaker 1: calm him down, like they're like, oh, we're confident will
Speaker 1: convince him by showing him the theme song.
Speaker 2: He'll get it, and it slaps.
Speaker 1: He picked the Chinese one up on accident. It still works.
Speaker 2: He's like. Bill's like, oh, you know what, I have
Speaker 2: no idea what the fuck they're saying. That sounds pretty great.
Speaker 4: It's because he doesn't understand that they're not saying William
Speaker 4: Nigel the sides schedule. So he's like, oh, that's I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is, but that sounds really dope.
Speaker 4: I want anything to do with anything that is that.
Speaker 1: That that sounds amazing. I can't wait to hear my
Speaker 1: name William Nigel, the science Guidu Canton gonna be great.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, yeah, definitely. The silence well fast,
Speaker 1: and then well yeah, and.
Speaker 4: Then they gave him and then that night they snuck
Speaker 4: into his room and gave him a pill that made
Speaker 4: him never hear music again.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that you talk about me. That is
Speaker 2: the most I've never seen. You made a plot device
Speaker 2: in a plot device, so.
Speaker 1: He can't so he can't know that they're not saying
Speaker 1: cific vibrations and frequencies that are blocked from him. As
Speaker 1: soon as it sounds like music, So someone starts humming,
Speaker 1: you can't hear it. You can be talking to me
Speaker 1: like ah.
Speaker 3: And he's just like that's why they cut the karaoke
Speaker 3: bits from the end of the show that they used
Speaker 3: to have.
Speaker 1: Did you just stop talking about your mouths open? I
Speaker 1: don't understand what you just what's going on? I'm I
Speaker 1: feel that feels I feel so sad. I feel so sad.
Speaker 2: I can't feel rhythm. Can we go to a next oh?
Speaker 1: By the way, what was the question.
Speaker 2: Go to the next one?
Speaker 1: No, we were that's the same question, or I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was a yeah, I don't know, man, No, absolutely,
Speaker 4: look it, I would say a great answer.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: Some of the sweety's various laughs. I think I want
Speaker 4: like and I don't. I specifically don't want two of
Speaker 4: the same laugh next to each other. I want all
Speaker 4: of the different ones intercut. I don't want two of
Speaker 4: the same one in a row.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be two. If there's you're insane thing, there's
Speaker 2: only two.
Speaker 1: If there's any jokes that you feel like are particularly hilarious,
Speaker 1: definitely cut those out too, because I would like to
Speaker 1: put more stuff out there, and I can't remember ninety
Speaker 1: nine percent of what we did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the most recent thing in my mind is the
Speaker 4: most recent thing for me that I can remember. It's
Speaker 4: really only because it's the thumbnail is fucking Bernie Sanders
Speaker 4: with the salmon on his feet, and that's really the
Speaker 4: only thing. But even that I barely remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really I'm really in love with the idea
Speaker 2: of Jack and the symbio of like screaming off him
Speaker 2: and he's just.
Speaker 1: Like that's great. I would lie he's so small.
Speaker 4: So make a combination of Sweety's laughs, any Danny jokes
Speaker 4: that we have that pretty good. I think you've run
Speaker 4: a little bit of a run lately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the brain sham.
Speaker 1: I'm actually really upset because I specifically clipped that part
Speaker 1: of the podcast and then just being on autopilot what
Speaker 1: I normally do after I'm done editing, I just exit
Speaker 1: out everything.
Speaker 2: I don't save it because I'm done. Like it's like,
Speaker 2: oh it's it's it's been rendered.
Speaker 1: It's good. I don't need this anymore. And then, uh,
Speaker 1: I forgot that I clipped. You know, I was supposed
Speaker 1: to render those clips and I exit out everything.
Speaker 2: Was yeah, I immediately just abandoned. I'm not going back
Speaker 2: and doing this.
Speaker 1: I had a pinpointed uh yeah, so it'll be a
Speaker 1: clip at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, someone will do it, a douchebag or somebody.
Speaker 1: But it's also it was like it was I needed
Speaker 1: to make it flow well for like to be like
Speaker 1: a social media clip.
Speaker 4: I needed to do some extra work to Yeah, you
Speaker 4: gotta cut out like silences or like interruptions that don't
Speaker 4: have anything to do.
Speaker 1: It's kind of hat.
Speaker 4: So it's a lot of editing, right, But uh, that's
Speaker 4: what I did with the fucking solid snake under the
Speaker 4: fucking uh sneaking into what is it, some woke person's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that still gets a little bit of traffic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I imagine this is what this is what
Speaker 1: I'm assuming somebody some racists with of course the Christian
Speaker 1: you know, crucifix in their profiles, they always have.
Speaker 2: There was the worst fucking people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people get angry. People get angry at that one.
Speaker 1: It's specific.
Speaker 2: They're really bad at that. I'm assuming they were.
Speaker 3: We were when we were pretending to be like, you know,
Speaker 3: woke people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he saw snakes like maga, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: one of the Magaga. Yeah he's woke.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's woke from what mega snake, mega snake.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It was. It was. It was stupid. It was a funny.
Speaker 2: It was a funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't redo it.
Speaker 2: It uh it it had Uh.
Speaker 1: It has a lot of views on it actually, and
Speaker 1: every once in a while somebody really offended says something.
Speaker 1: He didn't say anything on this post, particularly this guy,
Speaker 1: but he on the latest thing, the flabber thing, This guy.
Speaker 2: Just showed up because like you said, you said, he
Speaker 2: sound like this seems like a little racist.
Speaker 1: And then I replied with there was an elemental black
Speaker 1: face to it, you know, just saying a dumb horrific yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he quotes that and then he says, oh,
Speaker 1: like God like blacks are so low IQ.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 1: I went onto his profile and it had a uh
Speaker 1: a cross cross a crucifix of course, and of course,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just I replied to your
Speaker 1: God would love you, I said something.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, Jesus would be like really proud
Speaker 2: or so like I said something like that said.
Speaker 1: What's that old thing?
Speaker 2: Is no hate?
Speaker 1: Like Christian?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that really is so crazy. Like I saw that,
Speaker 3: I was like, what, we're so clearly joking.
Speaker 2: There's nothing black face about it. It's just like vaguely.
Speaker 1: Tangentile to the idea of it exactly. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's just heavy makeup, Like, brother, what's wrong? Like, why
Speaker 1: are you so angry that you felt compelled to do that?
Speaker 1: Like this this joke, this retarded podcast that's clearly not
Speaker 1: take that's talking about a cartoon ghost.
Speaker 4: Imagine, imagine getting twisted over flabber like flabber like was
Speaker 4: he was am I misunderstanding him and he's just a
Speaker 4: massive Beatleborgs fan.
Speaker 1: He's really upset. Yeah, he's a flabhead. He's a he's
Speaker 1: a flabbists a. He's a flablet. He's a flaming flabbot.
Speaker 2: Flabbot. It's crazy, that's wild.
Speaker 3: If they're he has kids, are they flablets?
Speaker 1: Little flablets? A little flat yea flabby, yeady, flabby flay
Speaker 1: daddy flabby. It's one of his two laps.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: That's kill everyone, kill them all. I felt like that's
Speaker 1: all Art the Clown laughs, Art the Clown. Yeah, from
Speaker 1: a terrifire, Yeah, terrifire.
Speaker 2: I think Art the Clown laughs. Like wait, so here's.
Speaker 4: So someone did ride in Shan mclovin wrote in he says,
Speaker 4: I found that paintball video Derek was talking about, Oh
Speaker 4: do you remember what this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there was a guy that he like shot
Speaker 1: some dude. There were the whole day were waiting and
Speaker 1: he shot some dude and like the guy's like oh,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like what the fuck and he's like like what,
Speaker 1: It's just funny, right, So he said it's not a.
Speaker 2: It's not a paintball gun. It's a fully automatic airsoft gun.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's an airsoft yeah, and then said that the
Speaker 4: video is called like if he say, he says, you
Speaker 4: can search he burned my patch on YouTube.
Speaker 2: He burned match.
Speaker 3: Yeah, presumably that's if that's the same thing you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Maybe listly, it probably is. Yeah, it probably is airstoft.
Speaker 1: That's probably why the guy made such a why it
Speaker 1: seemed to hurt more than.
Speaker 2: Like a paintball way more airsofts. Man, I know, dude,
Speaker 2: airsoft guns are insane. I've been hit both.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've been hit by a high powered
Speaker 1: air never hit with like a baby gun they have, Like, dude,
Speaker 1: they'll do their were like the one when people started it,
Speaker 1: do airsoft at check this out. Airsoft got so stupid
Speaker 1: that the gun started costing more than real guns, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys are gay, just buy real guns.
Speaker 1: At this point, no, I remember, like there's a guy
Speaker 1: that was like heavy into it. He's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: spent seven hundred dollars on this thing gas and electric power,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just buy a fucking gun. Asshole.
Speaker 2: What's your friends?
Speaker 1: But it's like you're due. The guns that they're buying
Speaker 1: are already breaking the skin. That's why they're all padded up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, just not as different than big shot,
Speaker 1: but I understand what you'reself. Of course it is, but
Speaker 1: they're trying to get so close to doing it. Then
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you Why do you want to
Speaker 1: shoot someone so bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, paintball only hurts in like if you get like a.
Speaker 1: Bone or something.
Speaker 2: I've been I've been here with airsoft guns before plenty
Speaker 2: of times, and paintball guns definitely. Pampera guns always hurt
Speaker 2: more because they would welp me. I mean maybe I
Speaker 2: was using the most high pressure because my friend but
Speaker 2: a fight. I don't think they were. You retorded like
Speaker 2: like hundreds p ninety one and I remember he shot
Speaker 2: my friend so bad that it looked like he was
Speaker 2: he had chicken pops, like he laced him up. He
Speaker 2: took his cloth shirt off and he was just like
Speaker 2: bellots and I was like, dude, you're bleeding. And I
Speaker 2: got with a paintball was four really stupid. I really
Speaker 2: always wanted to shoot somebody in a ball with a paintball.
Speaker 2: It'll blow one of their testicles.
Speaker 1: I mean, it'll probably rupture one. I imagine that much,
Speaker 1: that much force would rupture somebody's hag ball.
Speaker 2: That the idea of having your ball ruptured fucking hurts.
Speaker 3: Just think about it.
Speaker 1: What is it? What was it called?
Speaker 2: Again? I got somebody he burned my patch.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: He burned my pack.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that fucking pops the right away. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. So there's the entire video. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 1: just the clip that I've only seen, the he burned
Speaker 1: my patch.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's a timestamped in the comments, time
Speaker 4: stamped in the commons. It might be timestamped if it's that.
Speaker 4: If it's that crazy of a clip, well let me
Speaker 4: hold on. That sounds fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: He fell down. That is an iconic.
Speaker 1: They should all shoot him, dude, what the heck? Guys
Speaker 1: goes ye, what what? So that's the part that I
Speaker 1: never saw. He said he we burned my patch. The
Speaker 1: other part he goes like what, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 7: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if it's a lingo or
Speaker 3: if it's literal, if it's literal, like his.
Speaker 2: Patch got burned. Shoul always shooting him like we're gonna
Speaker 2: shoot you. Now, that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: Look, if those people were assholes, they would have shot him.
Speaker 1: But you can tell how they're so like normal. These
Speaker 1: guys are like Mormons or something because they're going, what
Speaker 1: the heck? Twice I heard from two different people, what
Speaker 1: the heck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's definitely an util I got. Yes, Hula says
Speaker 4: he some random atheas and you went around and shot Mormons.
Speaker 2: What do you do about it? Not cursing me?
Speaker 1: He burned my atheist patch after my patch?
Speaker 2: Mormon?
Speaker 1: What do you soak about it? Soak about it? I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's real?
Speaker 2: Is that Mormon?
Speaker 1: Friend?
Speaker 2: And it is absolutely as real as Israel? The place
Speaker 2: is okay, Captain.
Speaker 4: Captain Captain Jolk America wrote in Captain Joke America.
Speaker 2: Guys, Captain Joke America is riding in.
Speaker 3: Let's go riding in question for Sween and Derek is
Speaker 3: he a soaker?
Speaker 1: No question?
Speaker 4: For Sween and Derek, who are your favorite Who is
Speaker 4: your favorite comic book writer? And because I don't want
Speaker 4: to Chris to feel left out, I really don't care.
Speaker 4: What is your favorite Spider Man design slash shoot it
Speaker 4: that also don't care.
Speaker 2: It's fine, I'm not going to make such a great
Speaker 2: parent with your kids like that. What about I don't care? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my audience is my son.
Speaker 2: No, your intentive ability.
Speaker 1: I don't have, like, I don't don't have it.
Speaker 4: I don't have anything to connect. I'm not connecting with
Speaker 4: another person over this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Ask the question. I don't even really know what the
Speaker 2: answer would be.
Speaker 3: Like, I feel like every Spider Man costume is pretty good,
Speaker 3: Like I don't really have.
Speaker 2: You don't have one you prefer the most.
Speaker 4: I like the original black suit, I guess I like
Speaker 4: I like the I like that's it. I like the
Speaker 4: Spider Man two Raimi suit. I like fucking uh uh
Speaker 4: Scarlett Spider. But like those are obvious answers, you know,
Speaker 4: but there.
Speaker 2: Enough to give. It's not even a big give ad,
Speaker 2: but it's like you can really say that, like, I
Speaker 2: really don't care.
Speaker 1: I like armored Spider Man.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Spider arm the diamond the silver one
Speaker 2: or silver one.
Speaker 4: The silver one is pretty cool. I remember that was
Speaker 4: my I remember that was my favorite in the PS
Speaker 4: one game because it looked damage well because I just
Speaker 4: felt like it was it was the one suit that
Speaker 4: was like textured really well mmmm that you could see
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It did that thing where like they painted on the
Speaker 4: shadows and the textures because you obviously you couldn't have
Speaker 4: real time shadows.
Speaker 1: Back then, I see.
Speaker 2: But like so it just looked like, oh, it looks
Speaker 2: pretty good. Yeah for p S one, Yeah, it was not.
Speaker 1: That was cool, especially the fuck I don't even remember
Speaker 1: which Marvel versus it was maybe marvels Superho's a street.
Speaker 2: Fighter maybe where all you had just hit like select
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: There was just like for certain people he had to
Speaker 1: like hold like star select on and then get their
Speaker 1: secret character.
Speaker 2: There was like Mecha zang gif I remember MECHAZANGI.
Speaker 1: And then there's uh uh ship no Evil Evil Evil Soakara,
Speaker 1: Armored Spider Man.
Speaker 2: There's a Dominicans Dark Skin for some reason, dark skin
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 3: There's always a mega something, you know.
Speaker 1: Dude, megazak If is so funny because he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just has so much fucking she like it's like
Speaker 1: a like a armor and he's I think that was
Speaker 1: pretty much. I think they had they had it was
Speaker 1: it was. I tell you they don't like all those
Speaker 1: Marvels verses. They didn't do that anymore. After that pissed
Speaker 1: me off.
Speaker 2: We had all secret characters and then they just stopped
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 4: We should have more Mecca things, now you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Like there's nothing, nothing has a Mecca thing anymore.
Speaker 4: I think, like, where's Mecca Steven Universe?
Speaker 2: Where is we do have? It was probably in Japan. Now,
Speaker 2: let's be honest. Meccas of universe is crazy. We need
Speaker 2: to go check Japan because they still have They still
Speaker 2: have mecha everything. Mecca Sugars next time we're somewhere attendentally
Speaker 2: near her, Like, hey, why didn't you ever make Mecca
Speaker 2: Steven universe?
Speaker 1: That's wrong? Yeah, what's wrong with you? Stupid?
Speaker 2: Like like why not you made him gay? But you
Speaker 2: didn't give aim mecha form is like where's Mecca? Where's Mecca?
Speaker 2: Jerry Springer mecha?
Speaker 1: I love that idea. I think it's great.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I gotta type that she doesn't know, she
Speaker 3: doesn't know that he's the father.
Speaker 1: But give you watch Stan fight.
Speaker 2: I'll give me a second after type in Mecca Jerry,
Speaker 2: watch this continued. Don't this real.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm actually watch this slut fight another one.
Speaker 1: You are not the father's Maury.
Speaker 2: Let's make a Moury Mecca, Maury.
Speaker 1: Paul, Jerry, Jerry Jerry. It's just giving me like Transformers,
Speaker 1: I don't understand, mean, I don't. Yeah, it's the dumped
Speaker 1: by a robot?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Favorite comic in my fucking back pocket? My easy? Yes,
Speaker 2: johnath Hickman easy to top of the line, but number
Speaker 2: one best.
Speaker 3: Did he make a Hancock?
Speaker 2: No, you know he's the one that wrote the Hancock
Speaker 2: twenty twenty fifteen Secret Wars. Okay, he's my favorite other
Speaker 2: than other than that super cool cool secret Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 2: vincecill crazy obviously, Stanley obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jizz Lee is pretty good. Is that a son? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You didn't know about his son jizz Yeah? I mean.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 1: I love you too, Dad. I'm four years old, but
Speaker 1: I talked exactly.
Speaker 2: Love you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for my tenth birthday, like Celsi.
Speaker 8: Dad, Is it okay if we invite Kingston's dad tovite
Speaker 8: birthday party? That's okay? Sudden absolutely Eggelsi Kingston, thank you
Speaker 8: so much, so much, Thank you so much. I love
Speaker 8: you so much, Jesus, I love you so much more
Speaker 8: than my son. Don't tell my son about this, though.
Speaker 8: He'll be mad if I meant you be furious, furious
Speaker 8: that I have a signature and I'm best friends with
Speaker 8: the standing Jiz.
Speaker 1: My son is what I call a buddy Monty old
Speaker 1: gay boys. What we little, what we might say, very little.
Speaker 1: He's becoming like so distinguished.
Speaker 2: Like I don't like how you're making my dad eloquent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm picturing him with that fucking drip on like rifle.
Speaker 4: He's got a elephant right drug Kingson's fucking impossible, Dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bad with the with the Safari drip the
Speaker 1: elephant rifle with those cool fucking armored helmets on. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you get if you get the voice of
Speaker 4: the drawing somehow, that'd be great. Yeah, draw the voice
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: They draw what the audio file would look like of
Speaker 2: it and what it would.
Speaker 3: That by the way, the artists worst night very probably
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: That was that instruction you draw, you draw would like
Speaker 4: it would be like if somebody commission somebody and they're like,
Speaker 4: what do you want?
Speaker 1: And they'd be like, just do what you feel?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: You feel works.
Speaker 4: Yes, like's some direction here, buddy, but uh yeah, yeah
Speaker 4: so Stanley Jonathan Hickman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh well some of the stuff I've enjoyed the most.
Speaker 1: I would say things that I like the mosters like Crampis,
Speaker 1: Jizz John's is h is involved in some of my
Speaker 1: favorite pieces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would I think he's the best DC
Speaker 2: writer ever. I would have to say give that to him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all of the Green Lantern era when he was just
Speaker 2: like the best comic book character. Yeah that happened, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like two thousand like stuff that really like six to ten,
Speaker 2: he was just like on fire consistently.
Speaker 1: That's what like really got me into well that's really
Speaker 1: got me into the chorus man and actually caring about
Speaker 1: that stuff he made.
Speaker 2: He made, he made me because at first it was
Speaker 2: just it was green lantern and then it was Sincester
Speaker 2: who would have had power, right, but Jeff John's like
Speaker 2: flushed out to made like a bunch of other lanterns,
Speaker 2: different parts of the emotional spectrum was.
Speaker 4: Ever like a green like spotlight or like a green
Speaker 4: flashlight or something. But did they just stick with lanterns
Speaker 4: the entire time?
Speaker 1: I think lantern lanterns, flashlight why is it symbolic.
Speaker 2: Atlantics kind of guide joy through the darkness they do
Speaker 2: about the underground railroad. They didn't do flesh lights. It
Speaker 2: was cool, the green fresh light, Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2: They had those. It felt way better than pussy trust me, trust.
Speaker 1: Me, this.
Speaker 3: Perfectly authentic, butty white flesh light.
Speaker 2: And it's green.
Speaker 1: You're like, it was green. It was green. I don't
Speaker 1: want why it was green. She was green. People just
Speaker 1: need weren't really paying attention.
Speaker 2: Didn't like saw she helped flush flights.
Speaker 1: They have to. I mean they will, Yeah, they will
Speaker 1: they I've seen some Uh well, no that's not true.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say flashlights, dildo's. It was like alien
Speaker 2: one you ever see ship like that.
Speaker 1: They had these things and I'm like, oh, they had
Speaker 1: an Avatar, the not the Airbender, the the blue Aliens.
Speaker 2: They had like Avatar.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were. I think it was
Speaker 1: one of those things where it says like a costume
Speaker 1: President of the United States and it's clearly Trump. You know,
Speaker 1: it was like that.
Speaker 3: Why is it that they can't like I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like because they are just them, Like everybody
Speaker 4: knows it you know they are the I saw one
Speaker 4: for like eleven from Stranger Things and it said number girl,
Speaker 4: and I was like, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Just like they don't want to play royalties.
Speaker 1: It's just I know, but like I don't feel like
Speaker 1: they should have to.
Speaker 2: That's what pisses me off.
Speaker 1: It's like all Halloween. It's like if I if a
Speaker 1: kid does it with it, I guess I get I
Speaker 1: get it. I guess I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't say that a borderline psycho one that I got.
Speaker 4: The borderline Psycho one, yeah, was I think it was
Speaker 4: like crazy person or like inmate.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Like I get it because like you know, when I
Speaker 1: think about it, just how cut through the businesses. I
Speaker 1: guess there's no way they're not gonna be like we're
Speaker 1: suing you.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand how they are already doing that,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's because of the stupid loophole. It's just like, say, well,
Speaker 1: you know we we we started the show talking about
Speaker 1: Musk like paying people to like vote or whatever. He's
Speaker 1: not technically paying them to vote, right, Yeah, he's paying
Speaker 1: them to to do certain things, which would lead to.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, that's literally. It's literally, but like the
Speaker 2: bullshit loopholes. What it's like, we all know what this
Speaker 2: is and the fact that we just allow this to
Speaker 2: happen is mind boggling.
Speaker 1: Where you're at.
Speaker 2: Second Amendment people, I need men.
Speaker 1: Lying as niggas that just like guns and don't give
Speaker 1: a ship about the Constitution.
Speaker 2: Them niggas man cowards. To be fair, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: really care much about the Constitution an there.
Speaker 3: I do like conceptually, but like I haven't the.
Speaker 1: Idea, but I haven't like sat there and I care
Speaker 1: about I've I'm not I'm no fucking scholar, but.
Speaker 3: I don't have the Constitution to read the Constitution.
Speaker 2: I've gone through. I've gotten through them. It's really not
Speaker 2: that long. It's not that it's boring.
Speaker 1: It's just more about understanding. It's just more about understanding
Speaker 1: how our government works. It's more about understanding, like the
Speaker 1: amendments that that were kind of obvious.
Speaker 2: You know, the Constitution is like like fundamentally as a
Speaker 2: as a one article, it's really impressive to be created
Speaker 2: at a time it is so much vibrant ignorance. While
Speaker 2: these people were like wait, instead of shitting ourselves to
Speaker 2: death together and create this.
Speaker 1: Like actual it might's coming together to be like we
Speaker 1: don't like the idea, and you are you are the
Speaker 1: most miraculous human ever, I think.
Speaker 2: I think they probably got some guy to do it
Speaker 2: on his off time.
Speaker 1: Probably, but it's still brilliant slave and then he stole
Speaker 1: his ideas.
Speaker 2: You are the most absolutely a stupid whoever.
Speaker 1: Like this guy like Boom the Constitution said like you know,
Speaker 1: like all men are created equal, and then they're like
Speaker 1: this is good, but conceptually all men that look like
Speaker 1: us and he's like, well that's not what a boom,
Speaker 1: you know. And then then it would be so funny.
Speaker 4: That would be fu hilarious if the real Constitution was
Speaker 4: like it was like handwritten and all that, and you
Speaker 4: get like all the good parts and then like the
Speaker 4: second it gets to like some of the stuff that
Speaker 4: is questionable. Yeah, the handwriting obviously changes to like fucking
Speaker 4: dim with fucking stupid like Cram.
Speaker 2: It's really funny being like we probably shouldn't have slaves
Speaker 2: really and they're like yeah, but like we need to.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen. We're not gonna get the country to
Speaker 2: listen if we do that.
Speaker 1: Right now, you think well, the thing is, here's the
Speaker 1: interest thing. It's all about getting rich people on board,
Speaker 1: because only rich people in slaves, right, Yeah, it's the thing.
Speaker 1: People always kind of forget that. They're like, this is
Speaker 1: poor people didn't just own poor. It doesn't does work
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: It isn't like the poor people we have. No, it's
Speaker 2: like people in the South that were had bad bad
Speaker 2: It's a situation like when you buy a poor person today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not like, yeah, you're going to
Speaker 1: hold deepot and buy a porpor Now. There's like, there's
Speaker 1: an app fred Rico. Yeah, it's this way I'll feed you.
Speaker 2: Now, there's an app. There's a subscription service, slaves plus.
Speaker 2: Slaves plus is good going on? Slaves dot com must
Speaker 2: be crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't immediately, I can't even.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what is that gonna be.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be porn dude probably actually literally turned into
Speaker 1: sex chat dot com. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It redirects the sixteen.
Speaker 1: Way videos, sixteen Way video sex.
Speaker 4: Discord, gangbang Way bro bray this gut a discord gang man.
Speaker 4: You're all traking off you here.
Speaker 1: Like I'm coming.
Speaker 2: It's like where which one?
Speaker 1: Which one? Which one I look which want to look
Speaker 1: at her? There's so many screens who so much? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Let me let me very, let me make sure I
Speaker 2: didn't misspell slaves.
Speaker 1: Because like, really, I went to sex chat dot possibly
Speaker 1: misspelled that would have also redirected to something like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but you know, maybe it's my
Speaker 2: fingers saw sables. Let me do it again.
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, sex shot it goes to the slaves dot com,
Speaker 1: goes to sex chat.
Speaker 2: Dot colas dot org.
Speaker 1: Oh or slaves money You think the slaves dot gov. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I can learn about my family by brief family. Oh no,
Speaker 1: there's no slave, it's just it's just a slave dot org.
Speaker 2: Slaves not eed you.
Speaker 1: Let's see if there's ETU now education slaves dot net.
Speaker 1: There might be a slaves dot net.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's fucking crazy, man, I love it.
Speaker 1: Go back to sex chat. We got it's it's what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: Okay? There's no slaves dot net.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a disclaimer one last one.
Speaker 2: Slavery dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are we doing? Slavery PEPs media.
Speaker 1: Slavery dot com is g registered door I don't door
Speaker 1: inclon von Pep's media. What the fuck language is this?
Speaker 1: Look man, Ben, it's dead. It's a domain that's available.
Speaker 1: It's really expensive, though, which one slave or slavery? Oh
Speaker 1: my god?
Speaker 2: How much is this? Forty thousand dollars? Go fund me? Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: the time out, No, guys, let's get this crowdfunded. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I want to I want to hear them
Speaker 2: about if we, if we? Sorry, I felt, I felt
Speaker 2: my answers like, it's okay, it's ignore them. I can't
Speaker 2: her themm of them. I can't simber them. You guys
Speaker 2: are dead.
Speaker 1: I believe in you, Kingston. I believe you saw my
Speaker 1: get that.
Speaker 2: Do main names get that. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: Forty space slavery or by.
Speaker 3: The way, that's only for like a year.
Speaker 4: By the way, create if we got it, what would
Speaker 4: we put on it? Just the worst ship we redirected
Speaker 4: to us?
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a good all eight people that look it up eventually? Yeah,
Speaker 2: how much you think the worst times the people do?
Speaker 2: That's so great?
Speaker 1: Were last forty thousand? That's great. Org slavery dot com. Dude,
Speaker 1: look at what it's Look at this language.
Speaker 4: Dot com is Greg gregistereed. What in klant vent PEPs
Speaker 4: media that is absolutely German?
Speaker 1: Is that German? Probably that looks that looks there's parts
Speaker 1: of it that seems German, and then there's are also
Speaker 1: parts of it that.
Speaker 3: This part of that it seems more like Simlish than
Speaker 3: anything to me.
Speaker 1: The Sims language we put an email, not like, there's
Speaker 1: parts of it that seems German and there's parts of it.
Speaker 7: Targo comes Schmargo Garth Yeah, good farm Jensen smit, why
Speaker 7: do people that that name is tattooed?
Speaker 3: I will never forget that.
Speaker 2: I will forget my kids' names, maybe eventually if I
Speaker 2: got them, but like, I will never forget Smitty Werbennegerman Jensen.
Speaker 2: I have a question, that's why do people in like
Speaker 2: fucking Whitesville, like a part of the world, like the
Speaker 2: Scandinavians speak English. Are they conquered too by the Brits?
Speaker 1: Yes? What are you saying? The English is the world's
Speaker 1: a default language?
Speaker 2: That's true?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, now that we've wrapped up that, mister Brits
Speaker 4: one man fucked up. Yeah anyway, zombie Stank wrote in
Speaker 4: last questions he said, hey, got hey, got slightly rage
Speaker 4: baited into subbing to the Patreon on my iPhone, got
Speaker 4: slightly rage bated int something to the Patreon on my
Speaker 4: iPhone seven ninety nine. Fuck you Apple, but I love
Speaker 4: you guys. Listen, you can circumvent that. You can go
Speaker 4: to the website and it. Yeah, it'll work. I would
Speaker 4: highly recommend doing that.
Speaker 1: In fact, if anything, if you're an Apple user, do
Speaker 1: not buy things through Apple. If you don't have to,
Speaker 1: you can go on you can go on your browser,
Speaker 1: you can whatever and buy it through Google or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's gonna be cheaper. It's it's truly crazy.
Speaker 4: So like that's a recommend for Like whenever.
Speaker 2: You you know you're getting more money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just go to a higher tier. Motherfucker, Like like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: In fact, it's me bench around. I'm I'm the new
Speaker 1: financial advisor for the snack Tank.
Speaker 2: I'd be crazy the daily wires going and be scared.
Speaker 1: What about to me? You see, like the daily wires
Speaker 1: collapsing beneath my very fucking feet. But if I were
Speaker 1: the two like most prolific like racist whores that they had,
Speaker 1: and then there's things going in flames and now the
Speaker 1: Jeremy Boring left and I'm like, dude, they're they're they're
Speaker 1: And I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, We're gonna make a lot of money together.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: I'm like I would if you bring Abby around, I
Speaker 2: will partner with you. Yamy Spiro was dead.
Speaker 1: Oh well then I I literally just stopped talking to you.
Speaker 1: You are useless.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting this reaction from the Fellas at their
Speaker 3: snart tank.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna shoot you.
Speaker 1: I would, honestly, I think condolence to my sister. I
Speaker 1: think I might have to go to jail because I
Speaker 1: think I would beat him up. I think I actually
Speaker 1: beat up. It wasn't until you did the Free Chovin
Speaker 1: or the Free Derek dot Com and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I think if I see this guy on
Speaker 1: the streets, I might have to do something about that
Speaker 1: because I just.
Speaker 3: My sister is so wild, was gone.
Speaker 2: I want him to be hit with him. I want
Speaker 2: him to the back of the head, like in Minecraft.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like the band.
Speaker 1: Like the Bad Holy fun I'm wake, I'm alive that
Speaker 1: did you hear the song that they put out recently?
Speaker 2: No? In fact, oh yeah, it's it's it was. It
Speaker 2: was one of the.
Speaker 1: It was it was like a very like it wasn't quote,
Speaker 1: it wasn't directly anti woke, but you understand they made
Speaker 1: it in a certain climate and who exactly.
Speaker 2: Who it was?
Speaker 3: Four oh right, perfect, so they couln't wait to listen
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 2: I would call it Stephen Crowder metal or something. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to.
Speaker 3: Put it on my trumpify that's my that's my uh music.
Speaker 2: Dude. If if Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: Was listening to things Trump says I I should listen
Speaker 3: to if.
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan was like quote unquote woke or whatever, then
Speaker 2: there would be a trumpefi.
Speaker 4: It was actually a thing with him recently. He actually
Speaker 4: pushed back a little bit. He pushed It was barely,
Speaker 4: but it was.
Speaker 1: It was if this is true, this is scary, And
Speaker 1: I'm like and then at every corner trying to justify
Speaker 1: what did she do?
Speaker 2: Did she do something?
Speaker 1: Because like pick many stories because they have a trigger noometry.
Speaker 1: I can't fucking believe there's a thing that exists. There's
Speaker 1: like a podcast or something or a YouTube channel called
Speaker 1: trigger nomagy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see you mentioned one of my favorite chances
Speaker 3: and of.
Speaker 1: Course, you know there are probably a bunch of a
Speaker 1: centrist retards, you know, they're just like, oh, everything's one
Speaker 1: of those people end up on Joegan's podcast, that's how
Speaker 1: you get on. And then they're talking about these cases
Speaker 1: and not well informed about the cases. Oh have you
Speaker 1: heard about this one? No, I haven't looked into it,
Speaker 1: but they're still commenting on Yeah, this can be scary,
Speaker 1: but you know, if you do things, if you ramp
Speaker 1: things up bad, people like, mistakes are gonna happen too.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's the classifying this as like, oh,
Speaker 1: this has to happen and mistakes are gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Is is it's wild woman I got taken up off
Speaker 2: the street randomly.
Speaker 1: It's about her, It's about there are multiple cases of
Speaker 1: protesters and then people like that. Specifically, this is more
Speaker 1: about the protesting, the people protesting against obviously the genocide
Speaker 1: and getting rounded up and shipped out, and they're just saying, oh,
Speaker 1: they're terrorist or they're they're Homa supporter. You know, they're
Speaker 1: just lying about shit, no evidence. And then Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: is trying so hard to you know, because he endorsed Trump.
Speaker 1: He's like uh, she must have did something awful, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm seeing this trigonomaty guy, this one fucking British.
Speaker 1: The British like, oh, uh, since she's a not an
Speaker 1: American citizen, do they have different rules? Yes? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do you mean do they have different rules? Like? Oh,
Speaker 1: are they trying to say that they wouldn't have given
Speaker 1: her a green card or a visa if they knew
Speaker 1: she was gonna protest. And I'm like, are you fucking
Speaker 1: listening to yourself? You stupid reach. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but at the very least Joe showed some concern. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the least concerned. Thought like, what's happening is scary,
Speaker 1: but wouldn't admit that, like is fucked up? Troy, like like,
Speaker 1: this is what's happening. Connect it. You just want to
Speaker 1: admit that it is exactly what's happening. Trying to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: if somebody hit him with a mallet, please, it'll happen.
Speaker 1: He's always going to that mallet shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the owner is just like, I should
Speaker 2: do it, I should do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to go to I used to go
Speaker 3: to that Malet shop with him all.
Speaker 1: The time, throwing out.
Speaker 2: Alpha brain, it's not working.
Speaker 3: Me and Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1: You's always going to Craig mcflippin's spring loaded fucking mallets
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Speaker 4: or whatever. Yeah, we're like I found out this is
Speaker 4: your favorite animal, so.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we did have an episode called Gaze of War,
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Speaker 2: But see the problem is the the art had Gaze
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Speaker 1: from his is.
Speaker 2: He what is he I'm not you guys talk is
Speaker 2: he black devil?
Speaker 1: What is he? Black dear black.
Speaker 2: Sucks, black black devil, black devil towns song.
Speaker 1: It's like that bad devil, bad devil, bad devil, get
Speaker 1: out of my city. This is my city, black devil,
Speaker 1: this is my city, black devil.
Speaker 2: I am Son Wills kiss that you need to show
Speaker 2: for you die?
Speaker 1: Could I say Wilson Dave backwards? Almost It's like not
Speaker 1: even right perfectly, I said, Son Will. It's it should
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Speaker 1: no will, no slill.
Speaker 2: No I have to write it off. I can write
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Speaker 1: That's a short.
Speaker 2: That was like once we got a short. Bust raise
Speaker 2: Cassif Cassif.
Speaker 1: I am no squill, Cassif, this is my city, black
Speaker 1: devil Vanessa.
Speaker 2: So it'll eat this spie because every Cassif Cassif no will,
Speaker 2: he got what we ended up with, right, squill.
Speaker 1: But when I look down at my puddle of coum Vanessa,
Speaker 1: I I white, my handskinned, and I look out at
Speaker 1: the city. It's a corrupt city, as enough.
Speaker 4: Vanessa back stupid, please, my love, my hate. But he's
Speaker 4: a good guy. He's like so he's like, he's like
Speaker 4: he's trying to help a devil there is like out
Speaker 4: there being a flare.
Speaker 1: God, damn devil there as my hate. You have been authoritius.
Speaker 4: It's such a stupid concept, every facet of it. Devil
Speaker 4: there is great, though. I love I love the idea
Speaker 4: of a backwards daredevil who's like he can see perfectly well,
Speaker 4: he can't do anything else.
Speaker 2: He's got fucking he's got thirty thirty visions.
Speaker 4: He's got thirty thirty vision, but only directly forward, so
Speaker 4: he can't like he's got no peripheral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like tunnels.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Devil there is great.
Speaker 4: Someone draw Devil there doing like a fucking gain or
Speaker 4: off of the Statue of Liberty and not understanding how
Speaker 4: that is.
Speaker 1: I hate the city kitchen Hell so much.
Speaker 2: Kitchen Hell, Kitchen Hell is such a shit.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb. I must save my city. I
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Speaker 1: it either, Noss Wills Lou This is stupid, but I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say, please please read my name.
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Speaker 2: want to use the word kingpin?
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Speaker 2: It'd be nip.
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Speaker 1: Whatever alien in the middle black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting the weeds here.
Speaker 1: Salt he's he's a good guy.
Speaker 2: Salt assault. What water? Salt meat?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, what's the opposite of water?
Speaker 1: That is the craziest thing I know.
Speaker 2: This is fire is fired to be too stupid like
Speaker 2: salt Meat's.
Speaker 4: Not even there's no not even a nano angstrom of
Speaker 4: cleverness to this. I know.
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Speaker 1: He would say that Ben Shapiro stretching his balls like
Speaker 1: a god of war QT. Kingston's dad, I need your
Speaker 1: help save my city. That's a good impression. Actually, Actually,
Speaker 1: I for some reason, I was working around with the
Speaker 1: colors on the TV and I was watching Daredevil and
Speaker 1: I thought that too. I was like, this actually sounds
Speaker 1: like I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Expecting that let's do Let's do Daredevil in a king
Speaker 2: Wilson is talking.
Speaker 1: It started Kingston's dad, I need your help. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me? Uh devil dare who just blinded? Just
Speaker 1: a blind guy? Woll you're incredibly blind. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how you're antagonizing my city so much when you can't
Speaker 1: even fucking see anything?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you watching one again yet? Don't know?
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 1: I'm almost done with the season three.
Speaker 2: Don't touch me, dude.
Speaker 1: He's not even saying anything. That's my dad a present.
Speaker 1: He's blind, mute in death.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't do anything. He can move around and
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 2: But why is he a nuisance? Why is he my
Speaker 2: fucking's like.
Speaker 3: Mister Magoo kind of we're like, by the way, amazing reference.
Speaker 2: What's crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I know that.
Speaker 4: But like if he was a blind guy, that would
Speaker 4: like accidentally accomplish everything that he needed to do, so
Speaker 4: it would be that like he would like trip into
Speaker 4: like a broken glass, like you trip in a broken glass,
Speaker 4: and that would like summon the police to a place
Speaker 4: where like a robbery was taking place under Yeah, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean and the odds of.
Speaker 1: Him terrorizing my city is incredible.
Speaker 2: It must be fate.
Speaker 1: I don't do stop, don't don't move, don't move, help, help,
Speaker 1: don't move. Help. I would be terrifying if you know,
Speaker 1: he keeps getting into like yeah, like if he just
Speaker 1: saw moving, I'd be terrified, Like what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: It's like final destination almost, like you know, like he
Speaker 2: is final. He is mister Final anyway, mister final.
Speaker 1: All right, just go, mister Shapiro, mis you do.
Speaker 2: I know you've been able to think lately. Mister fin
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Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: What was it again?
Speaker 5: Nipni?
Speaker 2: Wait? That's not nick nipnick.
Speaker 1: Mister ni.
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Speaker 3: Unfortunately she is no.
Speaker 2: Longer.
Speaker 1: I want to hear that you took Abby's milk from me.
Speaker 2: He picked him up with soup.
Speaker 1: Like you know what you get?
Speaker 2: He got mad at like Karen about uh Wesley. No,
Speaker 2: it's it's the milk. It's it's Abby's milk.
Speaker 1: He's actually I'm sorry. She was, she's young, she's she
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Speaker 1: all that the envelope is looking crazy though, you know
Speaker 1: how well am I supposed to beat off and feed myself?
Speaker 1: She's gone. It's a really good impression about Vanessa.
Speaker 3: You know what about you freak of a wife?
Speaker 1: Care about Abby's milk? No, like like shaking, shaking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like even when he's given a press conference
Speaker 1: trying to convince people that he's a good guy, and
Speaker 1: he's like.
Speaker 2: Like we look, look at him.
Speaker 3: He's snarling silently.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Daredevil try to frame me and I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: you're kind of scaring me, buddy.
Speaker 2: The fact that he becomes mayors so insane. It's so insane.
Speaker 1: Is it's so insane, But the.
Speaker 2: Like thank you for saying that, like the idea of that,
Speaker 2: Like when they did Devil's Rain and it was like,
Speaker 2: people like, how would people think that he would become
Speaker 2: marat where we are now?
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Speaker 4: forgot about Jimmy Rings at.
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Speaker 1: be prestigious, but in a fucked up way.
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Speaker 4: segment where we take like the end result of our
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and.
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Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: How old? Is he? Very much alive?
Speaker 2: He's very old.
Speaker 4: Though he felt like decrepit when I was a kid
Speaker 4: watching he looks like on that show. He looks like
Speaker 4: Flavor of Love.
Speaker 2: He's like he was putting the microwave for a little bit.
Speaker 2: He really does look like it looked like beef jerky.
Speaker 1: This is air fried. It's nuts. And if he started
Speaker 1: dating what's her name, bridget Nielsen. I think she played
Speaker 1: uh Drago's wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's aired to the Nielsen dynasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she.
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Speaker 1: where it was.
Speaker 3: Like a secondary It was like flavor Flavor eats Chipotle
Speaker 3: on a beach, you.
Speaker 1: Know, and that was the name of the flavor.
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Speaker 2: that show.
Speaker 3: That's never see that show. It's like Scott Beyo was
Speaker 3: forty five and single.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Yes?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: Who Strange love is what it was called?
Speaker 1: Strange love?
Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, it's strange and it's got him in
Speaker 4: fair players come up a lot actually today, not a lot,
Speaker 4: but like more than once, which is crazy fucking towered
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Speaker 3: even joking.
Speaker 2: What the fuck.
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Speaker 4: so I gave it up.
Speaker 2: He's just all shack. He's that little guy that's dancing
Speaker 2: in a bit of a lightweight. He's here pumping up
Speaker 2: in the basement that we talked about last episode.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, man, Derek, can I get anger to
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Speaker 2: For your cancer. Shut the fun out of my dick
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Speaker 1: Yeah, long and hard. It's long, hard, and it needs
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Speaker 1: it's long and hard, very flash and very.
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Speaker 2: There's that there's one stolid twitch and then that's oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it was crazy.
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Speaker 4: in space.
Speaker 1: That's what those things are called. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: what smallest thing are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Like space?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what makes him crazy, that's what that's what
Speaker 4: little bears, those ones that can survive in like extreme heat,
Speaker 4: called water bears. Yeah, water bears is what I was thinking.
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Speaker 4: Lily and Jojo takes taking bets on seeing who can
Speaker 4: pack their partner for a slurp and stroke and smoking,
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Speaker 1: Yes, think you go first. I think Lily would get
Speaker 1: you first.
Speaker 4: Talk about but just fy, the Tragedy of Revenge is
Speaker 4: on YouTube and Chris was right, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: Well still the Tragedy of revenge.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, put that on while you're eating uh,
Speaker 4: put that video on out what you're eating, Chipotle or
Speaker 4: whatever in your living room and be ready to be
Speaker 4: entertained thoroughly by a fucking.
Speaker 1: I just I just remember something really important. It's about
Speaker 1: It's about you, man. Do you did you do a
Speaker 1: let me pull this up real quick. Oh wait, I'm
Speaker 1: on the snark Tank. One me go on mine mine?
Speaker 2: Uh did you do a a parody of Hey Delilah
Speaker 2: like a million years ago?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So like probably horrible?
Speaker 2: So this is interesting?
Speaker 1: Is it does exists?
Speaker 2: So? Well?
Speaker 1: No, so let me tell you about So there's a
Speaker 1: guy named Jimmy D that you might be aware of
Speaker 1: because he made a I shouted him out on the
Speaker 1: live show we did, and because he did the collab
Speaker 1: Peterman one of the greatest YouTube poops ever. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he also did Peterman two with them. It's fucking I'm
Speaker 1: still waiting for Peterman three, Jimmy. Anyway, So he hit
Speaker 1: me up and was saying that he found he was
Speaker 1: looking for this anew that of this parody that he
Speaker 1: remembers from a long time, and he said he could
Speaker 1: not find it anywhere, and then he recreated it himself
Speaker 1: the best that he could so himself in a way
Speaker 1: that I guess the person did.
Speaker 3: It weird, So then how does he know what it's made?
Speaker 1: You? Well, so this is how we found out. So
Speaker 1: we did this way back thing to try to find out.
Speaker 1: Like he found an old video, Yeah, it was won one.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so he found he found an old video
Speaker 1: of youew that was tied to your name mind freak CM. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's an old video review on the phone talking
Speaker 1: about FedEx or slip.
Speaker 2: Ship YouTube mine freak CM.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just made random like I had random ass accounts.
Speaker 2: Oh Like he was like, holy ship, Like this.
Speaker 1: Leads to your your the your name YouTube dot com,
Speaker 1: slash whatever leads to your YouTube your made.
Speaker 3: It still is technically that like you didn't type that
Speaker 3: in and that's what.
Speaker 2: That's what happened how we found out it was this guy.
Speaker 1: It's just world ship.
Speaker 2: This found so you did a parody.
Speaker 3: Apparently, yeah, like that in six or seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was looking for it. And so his
Speaker 1: main thing is he he wanted you to see the
Speaker 1: video and see it like how it came out.
Speaker 2: Him redoing it, that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Also wanted me to ask, like, do you possibly have
Speaker 1: that original video language shot? Like that thing is gone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the original like file.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of like that's a very small world
Speaker 1: ship where he was, he's he's he's aware of you
Speaker 1: through the when I shouted out people let that guy
Speaker 1: and let him know and then so it's just like
Speaker 1: oh ship and since I I I, we follow each other.
Speaker 2: That's why it was very easy for him to reach out.
Speaker 3: And that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me give you a little peace. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure because of the the you can't play the whole
Speaker 1: I can't play the whole thing because of the so
Speaker 1: he just like wait, so he's saying it. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: he just redid it, and I guess it's very similar
Speaker 1: to how it was done.
Speaker 2: Before.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. That is absolutely, yeah, absolutely I did that.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is nuts. What the fuck someone else
Speaker 4: did this? Yeah, this is Jimmy memory.
Speaker 1: This is yeah, so Peterman, the guy that did Peterman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I keep playing a little word.
Speaker 4: That is fucking I have to find this now, like
Speaker 4: there's no way it's I bet that footage is exactly.
Speaker 4: I bet he went on the maps, dude and fucking
Speaker 4: get the exact footage. You probably, I mean you probably,
Speaker 4: I bet he probably nailed because that's definitely it.
Speaker 2: I'll send the link so you can see it.
Speaker 1: And it's that is nuts because that is.
Speaker 4: Man, is that No, it's not twenty years old yet,
Speaker 4: but like that is getting there disastrously old.
Speaker 3: That was like two thousand and seven. Absolutely, And I'm
Speaker 3: just like, okay, so my question is or eight early.
Speaker 2: Did that ship?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Getting got the fuck up?
Speaker 1: He kept talking about. I just I have a problem
Speaker 1: with my hands being able to trigger like a thing
Speaker 1: so easily. I wish you're like a fail safe because
Speaker 1: time something like just walking and then like I acted
Speaker 1: my finger, the tip of my finger touches something and
Speaker 1: it changes to a new video, and I cannot be like,
Speaker 1: are you sure you want to?
Speaker 2: Like? I need some anyway?
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that video went viral at all?
Speaker 1: Because no, I don't, not to my understanding, see, because
Speaker 1: that's what weirds me out.
Speaker 2: It didn't have that.
Speaker 1: I like this guy somehow stumbled upon your video from
Speaker 1: a million years ago and remembers it vividly enough to
Speaker 1: recreate it. That is fucking crazy. And he made he
Speaker 1: made a quick little YouTube poop of us because we
Speaker 1: shouted him out. So I shouted him Mountain the light.
Speaker 1: I shouted out Peterman because I still stand by Peterman
Speaker 1: being one of the greatest things ever created. Like, if
Speaker 1: you guys haven't seen Peterman one and Peterman two, the
Speaker 1: YouTube poops, I'm a YouTube POOPKND of Sturt's the only
Speaker 1: if if the only reason I'd be sad of YouTube
Speaker 1: just exploded and all the servers were down would be
Speaker 1: the YouTube poops that I did extract.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so why I save everything guys insane for
Speaker 2: that for me? Like how many great dude? My phone
Speaker 2: is full of books.
Speaker 4: So the issue with that, though, is that like your
Speaker 4: phone is almost so full as to basically not have
Speaker 4: anything on it, because it's like that that it's looped
Speaker 4: around into like you might as well not have anything,
Speaker 4: because how long would it take you, Like if I
Speaker 4: told you you find this thing?
Speaker 2: Okay, no shot? I mean I don't have an example
Speaker 2: because I wouldn't know find the the Pirates theme clown
Speaker 2: getting shot. I don't have it saved on my phone.
Speaker 2: I can find out. I couldn't save it on my phone.
Speaker 2: I've tried. I've tried. I've tried find in the heartbeat
Speaker 2: on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Though yes you can heartbet on YouTube.
Speaker 2: But that's the whole point, right If if YouTube goes down,
Speaker 2: I can find an image of a swastika in the second.
Speaker 1: It's like I lost a video of it's called it
Speaker 1: used to be called. It was called Fresh Prince Gore,
Speaker 1: and it was there was a meta of Fresh Prince videos,
Speaker 1: compilations Fresh Prince things being synced up to like metal songs.
Speaker 2: A lot of them still exists.
Speaker 1: I actually restored one. I restored one called Fresh Prince
Speaker 1: death Metal, and I restored I made it HD because
Speaker 1: the old one is so like the well, the quality
Speaker 1: is terrible because it's like it came out like two
Speaker 1: thousand and six or something so fresh Prince Gore does
Speaker 1: not exist anymore. What I did find was somebody remixed
Speaker 1: the original and put another song in it. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna restore it flatly. I'm just gonna have to like
Speaker 1: sync it up again to the original song. I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking happy that I found an example that I can
Speaker 1: use because literally it's gone from the internet.
Speaker 2: I've tried everything anyway.
Speaker 3: Do you understand what's up?
Speaker 2: What you just what I just did? I just opened
Speaker 2: up pen I remembered.
Speaker 3: I remembered something that I saw, Like it was like
Speaker 3: it was called fresh Prince Gore, But it wasn't that.
Speaker 4: It was like you know what when they when they
Speaker 4: throw DJ Jazz Jeff out the Yeah, there was where
Speaker 4: it's like it was like the show and Uncle Phil fighting, Yeah,
Speaker 4: him being you know it cuts that outside shot of
Speaker 4: him flying out, Yeah, and then it splices to a
Speaker 4: guy diving in front of a train like a real
Speaker 4: like a real one, a real fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a lively thing.
Speaker 1: I just remember.
Speaker 4: I just remember being like that is crazy. What's crazy
Speaker 4: is that it was color graded. Oh really feel like it.
Speaker 1: Matched that someone really puts some thought into its.
Speaker 3: Man that was a long time ago too. That was
Speaker 3: like maybe twenty ten.
Speaker 1: I saw that.
Speaker 3: That's great, we want you blow me.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: I can't get over that.
Speaker 2: I gotta see man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't even fathom how old that is.
Speaker 2: Is there a point in your guys phone where like
Speaker 2: it goes from being like just pictures of regular things
Speaker 2: or things you thought were cool, to just like bullshit.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to take a lot of bullshit phone.
Speaker 2: There's a hard point in like twenty twenty where it
Speaker 2: goes from like, oh, like pictures of me and Lily
Speaker 2: cute stuff. Oh, a picture of a dog being sent
Speaker 2: to the space.
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Speaker 2: One of my kids is not like the other.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we can figure.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that iconic scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, classic scene. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Rhinos roar as they call it writing out our list
Speaker 4: is King of Fat Pazard. Thank you all for listening
Speaker 4: to another one of these fucking.
Speaker 2: Trash all right, bye, love you guys. Bye,