Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarttick.
Speaker 2: You're about to.
Speaker 1: Teach your names glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek
Speaker 1: black Bet, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some Glazinglady, did just have
Speaker 1: like way more cup holders than here? And Mike tripping
Speaker 1: cup holders holders? What am I saying? What are these
Speaker 1: things called coasters? I think I'm oh, there's some couple
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: I go get thank you, sir.
Speaker 2: There's a cup holders that and it's like, what, dude,
Speaker 2: I my brain.
Speaker 1: I've been going hard in the gym again because I've
Speaker 1: just been I was eating too good and stuff. So
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to reverse all that ship and my
Speaker 1: brain's tired and I'm getting everything wrong. I'm saying everything wrong, dude.
Speaker 2: Get long nights to sleep, man. The days are days
Speaker 2: are off, man, Get your eight hours.
Speaker 1: I try to go to sleep bad. So I try
Speaker 1: to go. I try to do. I have it set
Speaker 1: for two to ten now, which is eight, but I
Speaker 1: still go to sleep. After two, I was getting better
Speaker 1: and it was almost good. I almost went to bed
Speaker 1: directly at two, but then uh, I started. I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to listen to that that dumb bitch and
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park. I want to get another chance, you know.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I was like, let me give
Speaker 1: this dumb bitch another chance. And so I was just
Speaker 1: listening to something for dumb bitchery, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I was like, it's okay. Then I went back to
Speaker 1: the old stuff again. I was like, God, this shit's
Speaker 1: so much better. And then it was like fucking two nineteen.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, damn it, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: just time.
Speaker 2: It just I'm trying. I'm trying to get in bed
Speaker 2: by twelve. Now. That's my new effort. I want to
Speaker 2: be I wanted to be inside of my bad as well.
Speaker 1: Wow, wake up at what time?
Speaker 2: Wake up at like at least between like seven and
Speaker 2: like maybe seven and eight, because I want to start
Speaker 2: working out again, because I tried to work out with
Speaker 2: I like, if I work out and I go to
Speaker 2: bed at two, I wake up at like nine and
Speaker 2: then I have to go to work on these days,
Speaker 2: you know. So I want to try to like wake
Speaker 2: up and work out within like trying to get at
Speaker 2: least like an hour half workout of my house and
Speaker 2: early in the day. Man, honk shoe honk shoe.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Snart Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: Keep it.
Speaker 1: I still need you to clap though I collapsed. You
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a real No, that was a real one.
Speaker 2: I could do it again.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: No, you're good, because now you're making a meat doubt
Speaker 2: whether or not I class.
Speaker 1: No, you're good. I'm just like I was just explaining,
Speaker 1: I think before we started recording that, like I've been
Speaker 1: getting like everything wrong, like my I've been, I've been.
Speaker 2: You recorded, we were recording that.
Speaker 1: You're recording. Oh that was recorded too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, he's fucking cook.
Speaker 3: He's like the great, the old the grandma from the
Speaker 3: SpongeBob SpongeBob in the wheelchair.
Speaker 2: What keeping someone that alive in that state is so disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Anyway, unless you like, no, hell is real and they're
Speaker 2: going here. That's the only time I was likeright, keep
Speaker 2: him alive.
Speaker 3: It's me Chris and Sam Sweeney, Tim, Derek point Man.
Speaker 3: All sorts of things, all sorts of things be happening.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a lot of time things going on
Speaker 3: the news. I don't know any of them. For some
Speaker 3: reason I've been shaying away from it.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: I feel like something's happened, but I don't remember someone
Speaker 2: give that's happening right now. That's true, it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be a state of play today.
Speaker 1: Like while there is there is, we're probably gonna learn
Speaker 1: some stuff about God of War, at least from my perspective.
Speaker 1: The new one. Did you see the switcher thing?
Speaker 2: Dude? It look I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: I don't. They showed that piece of ship. At one
Speaker 1: point they zoomed in on his hands show and the
Speaker 1: camera was pivoting.
Speaker 2: To be fair, but I'm like, ice, now that's.
Speaker 1: The PS five, that's yeah, that's if that yeah, if
Speaker 1: that's not a high end piece.
Speaker 3: It's a high in PC and it's also probably that's
Speaker 3: like a P six game. It reminds me of when
Speaker 3: we first saw Watchdogs.
Speaker 1: You remember that.
Speaker 3: Okay, everybody was like, whoa, that looks insane and then
Speaker 3: they came out and like, that's not that's not that's.
Speaker 1: It's an investor bullshit. This is some investor trickery where
Speaker 1: those fucking assholes probably won't know the switcheroo, right, and
Speaker 1: they're just like, this is incredible. Here's my money, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's the future of gaming or what you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how investors think to just money, give
Speaker 1: me money, that money.
Speaker 2: That new series design got me acting unfamiliar. I was like,
Speaker 2: damn bro.
Speaker 1: To me, it was like me serious.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, bro, he's pretty. She was she
Speaker 2: was good before. She was good before. But I'm talking
Speaker 2: about Priest like Siri when you players are in the
Speaker 2: Witcher Regular, which is already a grown woman, but she's
Speaker 2: like you're talking about when she's a teenager. You thought
Speaker 2: she was bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was, like she was a bad girl and
Speaker 1: a teenager.
Speaker 3: Riming like that Case said in his fucking nineteen year
Speaker 3: old girlfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I wonder I wonder how. I wonder how she is
Speaker 2: now because because she was she was forty six out
Speaker 2: drop probably know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no concept of how old.
Speaker 1: I can't even.
Speaker 2: Because Weir was four hundred dude. I barely, honestly, I
Speaker 2: barely understand the Witch are at all like Girls ninety
Speaker 2: going on a hundred years old.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's a series that I'm okay with not diving
Speaker 1: deep into it for the season, but like.
Speaker 2: It's a cool series, but it's like you get the
Speaker 2: best out of from reading books, and those books are
Speaker 2: written well, but they're translated, so there's always gonna be
Speaker 2: like discrepancies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta learn, we gotta learn Polish. Huh, let's
Speaker 1: do it, let's do it, we gotta do let's make
Speaker 1: a pact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna learn. I learned Polish for Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I saw that. I saw that video. I saw
Speaker 3: their little tech deamo thing and they saw like, look
Speaker 3: at the horses.
Speaker 1: You ever see That's like crazy thing to say, what.
Speaker 2: Did you say?
Speaker 1: Christ want to know the tech demo?
Speaker 3: The tech demo with the is it they showed like
Speaker 3: a horses, like fucking muscles moving under it, and then
Speaker 3: like it's just all the all the NPC's acting like
Speaker 3: a real and I'm like, this is not even to
Speaker 3: the degree that it is like a next generation game.
Speaker 2: The ship's not real, man, Like, you can't fucking fool me.
Speaker 2: It's like kill Zone two. Remember when they had that.
Speaker 3: I remember that they had that fucking like I remember
Speaker 3: looking at that even at that time and being like,
Speaker 3: that's not fucking real.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even look fun. I think it's possible. Doesn't
Speaker 2: look fun.
Speaker 1: That looks true. It looks to true.
Speaker 2: You know what. I I don't want to kill those guys.
Speaker 2: I know him. I know that. God, that's too true
Speaker 2: to be fun, you know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 2: think they it's like Taxes Simulator. It's like, who the
Speaker 2: fuck wants to play the You know? Can I tell
Speaker 2: you something? I bet a lot of people would play that.
Speaker 1: I think they're kids.
Speaker 2: I think I think that's how you get a kid
Speaker 2: to become financially responsible. That they just put them on
Speaker 2: it and then they'll be like, oh, yeah, money's really something.
Speaker 2: Who haven't fucked with it yet? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 2: Yeah, would a kid play that kind of game because
Speaker 2: kids are stupid. It's fantastical to them because they haven't
Speaker 2: done it in real life. Yeah, it was your first
Speaker 2: game memory. I remember playing tax Simulator on my steme
Speaker 2: when I was younger. Now I'm really I got a
Speaker 2: really good portfolio of portfolio and I'm just really not
Speaker 2: fucking my money.
Speaker 1: Man. Have you guys played any simulators? Do you like?
Speaker 1: Have any of them? I don't play a handful. I
Speaker 1: own a few.
Speaker 3: I remember Surgeon Simulator back in the day. Was like
Speaker 3: the big one, and that was that was pretty fun.
Speaker 2: Though I played Gold Simulator. Who didn't play that game
Speaker 2: I played?
Speaker 1: That's not really a simulator. I have it, but I
Speaker 1: never played it.
Speaker 2: That's not really I guess g mod is a simulator.
Speaker 1: To right, you're stretching. You're stretching.
Speaker 2: You could make a simulation in it.
Speaker 3: There are simulator games that are meant to simulate, and
Speaker 3: the goad Simulator is not a simulator. It's like it's
Speaker 3: ironically named, right, but it's not like power I played
Speaker 3: Powerwatch Simulator.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Powerwatch Simulator?
Speaker 1: Powerwash I was. It's not bad, but.
Speaker 3: It's like, I can't imagine playing this for more than
Speaker 3: like five hours, like cumulatively over the course of my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, literally loves like supermar simulators. She had simulators,
Speaker 2: she had Drug Dealar simulator. Those are her kind of games.
Speaker 2: But she's that kind of person though she plays those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, you finished them, they're done. That's crazy. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know if there's like an ending to So
Speaker 1: there's like stages. There's like this, you know I kind
Speaker 1: of wanted to get into.
Speaker 2: There was this drug one. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3: There you go there's as it's a game called crime
Speaker 3: Scene Simulator or like a crime scene cleanup Crew or something.
Speaker 3: We just have to mop up like blood and like
Speaker 3: put all sorts of ship and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that seems fun. And then I booted it up and
Speaker 3: it like it started with a story.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like I don't want to Yeah, You're.
Speaker 3: Like you're in a car and like you're you get
Speaker 3: a phone call from some guy and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't care about this.
Speaker 2: Just throw me into a fucking room with a bunch
Speaker 2: of blood in it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. This is so dumb.
Speaker 1: So you want, like, mister President, where your your your
Speaker 1: secret service?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Diving into save a does budd it's Trump, but I
Speaker 1: forgot what his name is in the game.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that forgot about that. That was an old one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I brought it back, of course. It's it was
Speaker 1: a resurgence once the assassination attempt. I went on the
Speaker 1: Steam reviews just to see people are like, oh, our
Speaker 1: imitating life or whatever the other way around or whatever.
Speaker 2: You look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played it again for a while, good time.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid. It's stupid, but it's fun. It's a
Speaker 2: fun little game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's a fun little game.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't buy that which a thing for
Speaker 2: a second. That's the fakest shit I've ever seen. I
Speaker 2: was saying.
Speaker 1: The workaround is that this is not this isn't an
Speaker 1: actual level, this isn't in the game. They said, it's
Speaker 1: like the engine, but it's not. So basically they're not
Speaker 1: probably ever gonna do anything like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you know what I'm saying, So that's next year,
Speaker 2: right Wicher? Yeah, maybe, I don't know, I have I
Speaker 2: have no concept of it's like this. I'm assuming it's
Speaker 2: next year, probably like this time.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember, well, ceedy products try is weird
Speaker 3: because they were they revealed CEB twenty seventy seven and
Speaker 3: twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: We can't, we can't.
Speaker 2: We can't base it off cyberpunk because then that's insane
Speaker 2: because we're seeing that thing in the next decade.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Look, you know, all I know is
Speaker 1: that now since they're on Unreal, maybe because.
Speaker 4: The game is gonna fay waste, it should it should
Speaker 4: probably spend the significant I'm assuming spending significantly less time
Speaker 4: with all the with all the nooks and crannies and everything,
Speaker 4: because I imagine they're they're they're red engine.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, yeah, thing was.
Speaker 3: It's an impressive engine, but like it's uh finegy say
Speaker 3: the least.
Speaker 1: Both of their games were released kind of especially Cyberpunk,
Speaker 1: I mean infamously released hilariously.
Speaker 2: For the next one for that too, because damn that's
Speaker 2: cyberpunk too, bro, don't even fucking that's a while away.
Speaker 2: I can't even they're definitely making another one, but.
Speaker 3: It's like I think they already have like details about
Speaker 3: it where it's like in Chicago or something really.
Speaker 1: Or like in their version of Chicago.
Speaker 2: Because Night City. I can't because it's like it's still
Speaker 2: so much more left than nice to do.
Speaker 1: But like, well you would why they wouldn't make a seat,
Speaker 1: They wouldn't, they would they make everyone it's just nice
Speaker 1: City again. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That when there's world, when they have like the world,
Speaker 2: they don't really put them.
Speaker 1: Back in the same place again, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But they got on They got on San dude.
Speaker 3: People got on Santa Monica Studio for like reusing the
Speaker 3: boat animation and fucking from God to War Got to
Speaker 3: War twenty eighteen to Gotta War Ragnarok City product red
Speaker 3: reuses the entire city.
Speaker 1: That would be so funny.
Speaker 3: And it's not even in like a Spider Man context
Speaker 3: where it's just like, that's like the tradition of just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course Spider.
Speaker 1: Man's gonna take place in New York. What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do about the Yeah, just Seattle.
Speaker 2: For some reason, the Seattle swing around a needle. Only
Speaker 2: I went up there. That place is fucking terrifying, dude,
Speaker 2: Oh oh well, look fucking horrifying up there. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't like, I'm I also afraid of heights. I
Speaker 2: didn't really know. Yeah, so am I didn't know I
Speaker 2: was paid heights like that I looked down, I just
Speaker 2: like I fucking freaked out, went sprawled out entirely on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 1: So DIDs screaming into it.
Speaker 2: Are you afraid of heights or are you afraid Are
Speaker 2: you afraid.
Speaker 1: Of falling off? Falling? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think there is a difference. I genuinely
Speaker 2: I think I'm afraid of hikes because I'm afraid of falling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm really not afraid of heights, Like I
Speaker 3: can lean over like a thing, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: not like I can lean over the space steel or
Speaker 3: something and not be like freaked out at all.
Speaker 2: But then you look down and your reels you could
Speaker 2: fall off it.
Speaker 1: Then you're scared. No, never fad of falling either.
Speaker 3: Really well, I'm afraid of falling in the in the
Speaker 3: context of like if like some rogue fucking gust of wind,
Speaker 3: like I would have to if somebody I'm afraid of
Speaker 3: some random person pushing me.
Speaker 1: You have anxiety, then look, I would say.
Speaker 3: The space you know, you know those really high buildings
Speaker 3: with like the glass floors, Yeah, those freak me out
Speaker 3: because because I'm just like, I don't know if I
Speaker 3: trust glass to prevent me from falling.
Speaker 2: So I'm afraid of falling, but not through any fault
Speaker 2: of my own.
Speaker 1: You're not. It's not like, well, if not afraid of
Speaker 1: losing my balance and like, but it's still yeah, it's
Speaker 1: still rational. It's it's not yet like, Okay, it's not
Speaker 1: fobia level. I'd say, you just you're the standard person
Speaker 1: who is not afraid of heights by looking down at stuff.
Speaker 1: To me, it just is like say, being in a plane,
Speaker 1: it's so far, the ground is so far away, it
Speaker 1: doesn't seem real. Looking out the window does not scare me.
Speaker 1: But if I was on the space needle looking I like, say,
Speaker 1: I was on Supreme Scream and not very farm. I
Speaker 1: hated that ship. I was hoping that it was going
Speaker 1: to stop and then there was still more to go
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuw.
Speaker 2: So you can't do Guardians at Disney.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2: That's the only reason why I like going in that right,
Speaker 2: it's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Because it was tripping. I was wild, like what the
Speaker 1: what is the right? It just shoots you up and down?
Speaker 1: But like, are you outside the thing? Like if you're
Speaker 1: at the end of it, ye, then you can up
Speaker 1: and you see the whole part. If I see it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like that. What I would do
Speaker 1: is my eyes would be completely horizontal, like look at,
Speaker 1: look at That's basically how it wasn't Supreme Scare Like
Speaker 1: I looked down a little bit. I went when I
Speaker 1: was like thirteen or something, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: never doing that again.
Speaker 2: It's it's too high, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm just I mean, the only ride that I really
Speaker 3: liked there outside of like, uh, the Credit Coaster is
Speaker 3: pretty good, The Incredibles roller Coaster is pretty good.
Speaker 2: The freaking Guardians. Guardians is a good ride. That's it's fun.
Speaker 2: It wakes me up. That's like, if I'm really tired
Speaker 2: of going Guardians, like I'm back.
Speaker 1: You imagine you're like you instead of getting like a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee, You're like, I gotta go to gotta.
Speaker 2: Two hour trip, and you like, I'm tired to get
Speaker 2: on my way back. I got back, man, you just
Speaker 2: trap going on the YadA. You have to go there,
Speaker 2: get mine, ride the ride, then get out of there
Speaker 2: as fast as possible. Then you get tired while.
Speaker 1: You're on your way back, you turn back around. Like
Speaker 1: they should have a town. They should have a city
Speaker 1: based or like a town based or like a neighborhood based.
Speaker 1: Fucking uh tower of terror thing on Like every every
Speaker 1: couple of blocks there's one so that people can get
Speaker 1: a jolt of energy.
Speaker 2: You know how many people would die? Yeah? Yeah, like
Speaker 2: that kid.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a sad story.
Speaker 3: Man, it's so preventable.
Speaker 1: It's really it's what happened to the guy that did
Speaker 1: the he ran, He probably just left.
Speaker 2: He ran probably just he ran into the brush.
Speaker 1: Probably he's a regular carnie.
Speaker 2: He's not even he's not even a maintenance guy.
Speaker 1: He was just some dude.
Speaker 2: Here's some dude that was like somebody us in the
Speaker 2: bathroom for real. No, I was like, some guy was like, hold,
Speaker 2: I got this. Some guy used the bathroom his best off.
Speaker 2: He grabs the best the.
Speaker 1: First thing he sees. I got you. Hey, you in particular,
Speaker 1: you seem a bit rotund.
Speaker 2: You want to go to this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, I mean he has tools on him.
Speaker 2: He's he planned out killing somebody like this for a week.
Speaker 1: He did a great job.
Speaker 2: He was scoping the scope that kids like gonna go.
Speaker 2: He needs to be going to go to a festival.
Speaker 3: So that's the thing though, with those with those with
Speaker 3: those rides like that, it's just like, man, if you
Speaker 3: can't fit, why are you what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I don't go almost rides even even though I'm fat,
Speaker 2: I'm tall, so my legs are right up against like
Speaker 2: in your every face. So I'm like, this is just
Speaker 2: not worth me going.
Speaker 1: Love to see you rollers crash. It would be so
Speaker 1: wild because you would because even in like a mild one,
Speaker 1: even like a mild one, you'd be like a real
Speaker 1: funked up.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I'm huge, I would just be hurt really bad.
Speaker 3: Like even if even if like one like it was
Speaker 3: just like a really mile like to like when stopped
Speaker 3: and then the other one came.
Speaker 2: Up, my head would still slam on the back of.
Speaker 1: You know, your knees.
Speaker 3: Your knees would be so firmly against the seat in
Speaker 3: front of you that they would just be pushed inward.
Speaker 3: And then you'd be like an entire like half inch
Speaker 3: to an inch shorter.
Speaker 2: My knees would just blow up.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
Speaker 2: All the cardi LIGs get flattened to be paste. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, this is awesome. I can't walk
Speaker 2: ever again.
Speaker 3: Kingston past he's over there. Yeah, it's fucking gross.
Speaker 2: Podcast immediately after he right after I'm in the hospital.
Speaker 2: You guys are like, you're a traction going on. Freak up,
Speaker 2: how's it going?
Speaker 3: He's he's a treasure doing it in the hospital room.
Speaker 3: His knees are like fucking memory foam.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on and see the broken freak.
Speaker 2: The fucking, the dumb, fucking stupid broken Freak's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Imagine like a Carnie, I'm just injured. This is a
Speaker 2: circus of like mildly injured. People come look at this
Speaker 2: guy that's sort of bad at seeing He's like, who's
Speaker 2: there exactly?
Speaker 3: I can't exactly the witness the paper cut it man,
Speaker 3: the guy it just has one paper cut.
Speaker 2: I like the idea somebody paper cut this ship. It's
Speaker 2: just some guy with one paper cut. He's the guy
Speaker 2: with the most stumped toe ever, and it's like his
Speaker 2: toe is the guy in they it's a guy in
Speaker 2: the dark being tased and there's like a bunch of
Speaker 2: chairs around him, so he has to run around and
Speaker 2: he's constantly stubbing his toes. That's so, that's so, that's torture.
Speaker 2: Stop tastes. We gotta make a circus like that. We
Speaker 2: gotta we gotta start it.
Speaker 1: Let's start a circus. Let let us start a circus
Speaker 1: so we can finally see a circus tent exactly right, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: you rent one from circuits Circus City, Circus City City,
Speaker 1: and then that is also the name of our attraction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to usurp their name.
Speaker 2: Just go to that place. We take over, We take
Speaker 2: over it. They put a tent there.
Speaker 3: Circus Cities ironically great, that's fantastic name for a circus.
Speaker 1: So we've got city and I love that attraction. That Actually,
Speaker 1: that excites me way more than a regular circus. Like say,
Speaker 1: like a woman with one strand of hair on her fucking.
Speaker 3: Chin, right, yeah, one really long hair. It's like the
Speaker 3: size of a Arizona what if? Oh I fucking got
Speaker 3: that is really fucking obscene.
Speaker 2: Come see the girl with a penis. So it's like
Speaker 2: you go there and she's like she's hobbed. It's like
Speaker 2: one of the characters. You're like, what the hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the penis is longer than the legs.
Speaker 1: I feel like she doesn't belong in our circus, man,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a real like that's a real
Speaker 1: circuit attraction. Yeah, we want us to have a very
Speaker 1: moderate sized penis, like like yeah, almost one point five,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no more than that because if you want to
Speaker 2: see something outstay.
Speaker 1: No we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not doing outsands.
Speaker 1: That's what a real sir, we're doing. Okay, remember we're
Speaker 1: just tasty. A guy in a fucking in a dark
Speaker 1: room to stuff his I've.
Speaker 2: Met a woman with a very fine backside.
Speaker 1: It's it's very normal. It's very it's very normal, not impressive,
Speaker 1: not flat, it's just it I do.
Speaker 3: And it's literally just the most stand It's not even
Speaker 3: like a stereotype. It's just like a normal fucking guy.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm technically it's like Jake, like frien Jake,
Speaker 2: like I'm technically Like I don't really I don't practice.
Speaker 2: I don't really believe.
Speaker 1: He's just sit there.
Speaker 3: I am eating the I don't know, manza ball or
Speaker 3: whatever he's eating like Buffet's.
Speaker 2: Like this isn't really that good. I don't really like
Speaker 2: this that much.
Speaker 1: It was like, eat it, okay, bro, I love. The
Speaker 1: idea of this circus is a mundane I would like ironic.
Speaker 2: You meet the tall puppy, it's just like it's just
Speaker 2: an adolescent dog puppy.
Speaker 1: It was just like a big puppy. So it's just
Speaker 1: bigger than your World's Baby's dog.
Speaker 2: It's a little puppy stumbling around puppy like a fucking
Speaker 2: like a wild animal would be.
Speaker 1: We have to find we have to find ways to
Speaker 1: describe like that, like that way like the world the
Speaker 1: World's baby, it's just a puppy.
Speaker 2: Find like crazy, like turned.
Speaker 1: It's like the the I know this is a joke
Speaker 1: that's been recycled a bunch, but the Giant Midget, Oh classic.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that.
Speaker 3: That was That was one of the first times I
Speaker 3: remember Belly laughing at like adults swim slapping slapping the
Speaker 3: CVS fucking ship or like the convenience store things down.
Speaker 2: It's fucking insane. The attack of the Giant middle Classic,
Speaker 2: It's a good Another one like that, like, come meet
Speaker 2: the most I don't know, the most excited sleepy person ever.
Speaker 2: He's just very the tiredest man, the what is it,
Speaker 2: the most tired athlete ever. It's like it's just tired people.
Speaker 2: It's the tired people. I'm not really that tired. I
Speaker 2: go for it. Just people we were not letting sleep.
Speaker 3: Basically, it's like every time they every time they they're
Speaker 3: not off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and look there's attraction. The coldest fire ever and
Speaker 2: it's like the cold oldest fight. That would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well what is that though?
Speaker 2: It it'd be the one thing that like doesn't really
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense. Is it just so hot?
Speaker 3: It feels that it becomes like it like it loops
Speaker 3: around cold.
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's such an unimpressive fire, like
Speaker 1: it's like it's stable, but it's like there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of fire but not enough to really warm anything.
Speaker 1: Like I'm mad that it barely do you know you
Speaker 1: put your hand on there.
Speaker 2: That means it's less than I can don't.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: What even is It's like a spark but it's the same,
Speaker 2: but it's a stain somehow. That's what makes it crazy.
Speaker 2: And it's not tiny, it's like fairly decent size. Well,
Speaker 2: now you're fucking crazy. That's that's magic. That's what makes
Speaker 2: it trying to break the largest cool. It was like,
Speaker 2: this is the one thing that is actually worth seeing.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, this is I y'all do this whatever,
Speaker 2: none of this matters.
Speaker 3: Donate to the snark tank, Patreon, Patreonic, compass a snark
Speaker 3: tank if you want us. King So, if here's the thing,
Speaker 3: we have a milestone now, and our next mile I
Speaker 3: don't remember whatever the number is.
Speaker 2: Who cares the next milestone?
Speaker 3: Kingston promises to facilitate fund out of his own pocket,
Speaker 3: build with his own labor this circus for all of
Speaker 3: you within the next like five weeks and so like
Speaker 3: we hit that milestone anytime soon that that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: You know, we're gonna get Circus City up and running
Speaker 3: to get the baby ist dog and the tiredest person
Speaker 3: and the man new stubs his toe a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and all sorts of great attraction down the hottest ice.
Speaker 2: It's just lukewarm water.
Speaker 1: That pissed me off?
Speaker 2: Did you see that?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: So we were out to we were on a yard
Speaker 3: house recently and uh.
Speaker 1: Jordan's shared this fucking video. Jordan Jordan shared us with
Speaker 1: us this video.
Speaker 3: If somebody it takes it, takes ice cubes, covers them
Speaker 3: in batter and then fries them and what happens is
Speaker 3: it's just a thing of you know, a shell of
Speaker 3: fried batter and you bite anyone, it's just fucking water.
Speaker 3: And it really pissed me off like that, it was
Speaker 3: real that it wasn't like a as a concept.
Speaker 1: That's funny, right.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, what an amusing little thing to pretend
Speaker 3: to do in your in your brain, But that somebody
Speaker 3: actually went through the trouble and did it and demonstrated
Speaker 3: he cut through it and it like just fills out.
Speaker 1: It made me so upset. I can't. It's I feel
Speaker 1: like Carnie Carnival people should be killed, like they've gone
Speaker 1: too far because that's all that is because they fry everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so of course they fried water, like somebody was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fry ice and then it's just well, it's
Speaker 1: essentially frying water, right. It's like, uh, the last time
Speaker 1: I went to I went to the Orange County Fair
Speaker 1: and then they're like, hey, want some fried butter, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fun You
Speaker 1: see people eating it and then it's just fried batter
Speaker 1: and then exploding butter out of it.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy, man. It's like that Melanie Maac
Speaker 2: girl does that?
Speaker 1: What is going on with that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw some bitch on ninety Day Fiance doing that people.
Speaker 1: Oh it was like a what's that thing called when
Speaker 1: you're thing.
Speaker 2: Keto?
Speaker 1: I think it was that or was she just doing
Speaker 1: it because she's like, I'm funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, everything's fucking wrong and that's all
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: What is Melanie Mack? Like? What is that? Like some lady?
Speaker 2: Because I I don't I hear the name enough.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like.
Speaker 3: She's like a right wing kind of like, uh, all girl,
Speaker 3: she's she's like in her forties.
Speaker 2: But she she's like yeah, okay, yeah, And when I see.
Speaker 1: She does look she looks like she does look like
Speaker 1: a like a like a.
Speaker 2: Corpse like she was saying it and she's like there
Speaker 2: was no passion in her face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm meaning yeah, she doesn't care, right, she's saying
Speaker 1: genuinely dead she I guess this is the thing where
Speaker 1: I was confused. I don't remember seeing anything from her,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, years ago she knew and she's
Speaker 1: been around a while, but like she she never like
Speaker 1: she wasn't blew up. She was in the games industry.
Speaker 2: She ALTERNI before.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I think she was.
Speaker 3: She did like you remember Jessica chobot and and like
Speaker 3: the I g N girls who would like maybe go
Speaker 3: I think Alana did.
Speaker 1: It for a while, remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just like the women who would do
Speaker 3: interviews for like games press or whatever. She was I
Speaker 3: think in that kind of space, but never exploded. She
Speaker 3: was like the tomb raider person, which is, you know,
Speaker 3: outside of the nineties, like no one who really gives
Speaker 3: a ship. Yeah, quite frankly, I know, I know someone's
Speaker 3: listening to the show who is a fan.
Speaker 2: Of one of them, but one of our friends who
Speaker 2: was a mega fan. I'm like, how could you like
Speaker 2: her more than Ethan Drake? How can you like tomb
Speaker 2: Raider more than fucking I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, Cubert, I mean for Real or Pitfall. Cubert's got
Speaker 3: that big fucking yeah, Pitfall iconic.
Speaker 1: I'll take Pitfall over up.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, crazy an iconic video game character or like
Speaker 2: that might know about genuinely, yeah, would you would you
Speaker 2: fuck Hubert? Yes? Of course, right, he's got that long
Speaker 2: fucking snout. I don't think i'd Hubert, but I would
Speaker 2: definitely like be questioning someone that did. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: how was it it was?
Speaker 1: You know, terrifying, fucking contrarian guys like I wouldn't fuck
Speaker 1: cub Yeah, he's taking the fucking ridiculous position that no
Speaker 1: one would take, like everyone on this planet? Would you
Speaker 1: like watching you think you're all counterculture? Now you think
Speaker 1: all counter culture, you think you're cool.
Speaker 2: I don't want to Cubert exactly, that's crazy, Like cubant after,
Speaker 2: I know Cuba's gonna give me a good funk.
Speaker 3: You're the only person in the world who wouldn't immediately
Speaker 3: wouldn't immediately eat Cubert out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. He's just the most sensual character.
Speaker 2: Cubert only have two legs whatever, over and start munching
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: You can only move horizontally, so like his exit strategy
Speaker 2: is really limited.
Speaker 1: He can't get away. That's crazy. Whatever.
Speaker 3: We got some questions over here at Patreon, dot Compass,
Speaker 3: just ark tank, remembere. You can go over there, ask
Speaker 3: your fucking little questions, submit your little submissions, tell us
Speaker 3: your little anecdotes, your little stories, and we've very well
Speaker 3: might read him on the show. Oh you got a
Speaker 3: new Apple Watch? What happened to the one that exploded
Speaker 3: at Disney It exploded? Chris, So you've had two?
Speaker 2: I got afterwards my birthday. Okay, so the answer to
Speaker 2: my question was yes, yeah, I said remember that part.
Speaker 3: No anyway joking for girth, no joking, but for girth
Speaker 3: roat In that's great. So it's like, so you're like.
Speaker 2: He's like meeting it. Just get the fucking pin.
Speaker 1: I hope it works. We need to see before and
Speaker 1: after pictures. Send him to Kingston.
Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of friars, before we get off the topic,
Speaker 3: we were talking about the fried water. If you you
Speaker 3: have let's say you have a big deep fryer, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you have like an air fry and you fry
Speaker 3: chicken in the air fryer and then dump the air
Speaker 3: fryer in the deep fryer.
Speaker 2: Is that then double? Like? How much more fried is
Speaker 2: the chicken?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Is it mega fried?
Speaker 2: If you put a whole air fry in a deep fryer?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you have to watch. It's probably gott to
Speaker 2: blow up.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Which, it's just heat on heat though this is more
Speaker 2: hot now, are you?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Heat doesn't work if you add heat. If you add
Speaker 2: nine hundred degrees to forty five degrees, that will give
Speaker 2: you nine hundred and forty five degrees. It literally Doesn'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure. Actually no, if you add fire on fire
Speaker 2: doesn't make fire more hot. It's just more fire. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But like, isn't that just more fry? That's crazy. It's
Speaker 2: like the thing about the bombs. I said, when if
Speaker 2: you drop a bunch of bobs at the same time,
Speaker 2: the bomb explosion bind the one big bomb explosion, and
Speaker 2: it's like, no, it's just explosions.
Speaker 1: The physics kings, right, I think you know math enough.
Speaker 1: Listen exactly, listen listen. I just will have one question.
Speaker 2: Yes, I like your theory, me too, but I.
Speaker 1: Also I'm also just a little bit confused because.
Speaker 2: I like your theory, but I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: This is the only part that I have a problem with. Sure,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're trying to use the air fryer
Speaker 1: to be healthy, right.
Speaker 3: Uh, not necessarily. I'm just curious about the mechanics.
Speaker 1: Normally use it because because my thing is would be
Speaker 1: like the I guess then how it would cancel out
Speaker 1: the using the air fryer, but then also just using
Speaker 1: the deep fryer, because what I would rather have done
Speaker 1: is either you have a deep fryer and then you
Speaker 1: get a much larger deep fryer and then you put
Speaker 1: that deep fryer in that deep fry or we do
Speaker 1: a small air fryer in a very large air fryer
Speaker 1: and then we put the small.
Speaker 2: See you you want to keep the consistency.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all. So it's just like for the purpose
Speaker 1: of it being the same thing otherwise, because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm air because I'm thinking of it as oh, I'm
Speaker 1: air frying, so I can be a little healthier.
Speaker 2: But then I just throw it all in the oil. Yeah,
Speaker 2: including the air fryer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could probably eat the air fryer a little bit. Well,
Speaker 1: you see what I do with my air fryer, a.
Speaker 2: Fucking wonder ball, but it's food inside. Yeah, give to
Speaker 2: to get to the you're watching him do this. You're
Speaker 2: watching him dug in the deep fire graduated heads and
Speaker 2: start to eat like a wonder ball.
Speaker 1: No, like iven with with my air fryer, I usually,
Speaker 1: uh cover the food and peanut oil anyway. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's it just tastes. It tastes real good. I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't. That's awesome. You have an air fryer and
Speaker 2: I just put it in there and don't do anything
Speaker 2: to it. You don't cover it in fucking canola oil
Speaker 2: or lard, you know, put in larder, fucking slam it
Speaker 2: in there, and it like ezy fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Put all those crabs in the air fryer. I did
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they screaming? Are they screaming?
Speaker 1: I mean it's the air being ye know, I was
Speaker 1: making noises, but it's just like it's so I don't
Speaker 1: like people man the way people pigeon man. When I
Speaker 1: keep seeing this is.
Speaker 2: The way people treat seafood, is how I would treat
Speaker 2: it like people expect, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you actually I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate sea ship, but I don't go out there
Speaker 2: and torture it. I leave it be. It's like the
Speaker 2: other Technically, I probably love it more based on like
Speaker 2: a scale of like I have more respect for the
Speaker 2: most people. Do you hate them but you respect them?
Speaker 1: Which is I understand that?
Speaker 3: Do you know that you know that that guy that
Speaker 3: just that guy that just retired from YouTube or whatever
Speaker 3: from for the outdoor guy.
Speaker 2: They bro or the guy that the guy that does
Speaker 2: koala stuff got his name.
Speaker 1: No, he just it's like some guy outdoors, I don't know.
Speaker 3: In the last like three weeks or something, he retired
Speaker 3: and he does he doesn't as munch of nature videos
Speaker 3: because he stepped back as he was like, I have
Speaker 3: kids and it's getting it's getting weird to be in
Speaker 3: the public guy, and like people are being weird about
Speaker 3: so I'm just I'm done.
Speaker 1: I've made enough money. Like whatever.
Speaker 2: That was pretty politics. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: But somebody shared me. I think Colin sent me this
Speaker 3: video of him where he's fishing and he's like, that's
Speaker 3: a nice fish, and then it cuts to him punching,
Speaker 3: punching this fish in the head on the ground many times?
Speaker 1: Was it was it tripping?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can find it right now. I
Speaker 3: think it's like one of the last messages that con
Speaker 3: sent me.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, it's it's hilarious. I don't give a yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like seeing it because to me,
Speaker 1: I do because like I've seen Asians eating fish live
Speaker 1: like that ship bothers the funk out of me.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit morbid.
Speaker 1: But just hearing it, it's just the sound lot to
Speaker 1: see it. Bro, now you're making me. You don't have
Speaker 1: to do that shit.
Speaker 2: I guess we didn't have anything to like finish it
Speaker 2: off with.
Speaker 1: Yes, she does.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't you think that, dude? When I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, Derek, I'm trying to pade a picture.
Speaker 1: This is the sound of it.
Speaker 2: Is that got this?
Speaker 1: This is somebody who has uh lost a piece of it.
Speaker 1: And I say, like humanity because humanity is supposed to
Speaker 1: be like uh like food is for sustenance. Like it.
Speaker 1: And so when you kill so, when you kill animals, right,
Speaker 1: you're doing it in a respectful way because you need
Speaker 1: to eat.
Speaker 2: And he's lost. He's not like my grandma's people. Shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up.
Speaker 1: There's nothing.
Speaker 2: There's nothing more respectful, I think than hand to hand combat.
Speaker 1: Hand to hand combat with the fish out of water,
Speaker 1: with the tidy fish that is big as his shoe.
Speaker 1: This is a fair dude. You can hear him slugging
Speaker 1: like that. I legitimately think that dude turned the base
Speaker 1: up on those kids because that thud is hard. It
Speaker 1: is a crazy fucking sound video. Please, it's on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I gotta said, I gotta show that to Lily. He said,
Speaker 2: put down a rock. Daddy's got this, That's what he says. This.
Speaker 2: You see. He couldn't find a rock. That's it. That's
Speaker 2: why he did it. He wasn't doing it for like
Speaker 2: free rage.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, man. Why do they not have a m
Speaker 1: a fish gun? Have you seen why.
Speaker 2: Don't they have a fish Have you seen those videos
Speaker 2: with the fucking cook where they shoot fish with the harpoon? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Harpoons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: But it's like really fun. One of the fish like
Speaker 1: swims up.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, it was good, and it like looks
Speaker 2: they give them the sideways and then he blows like
Speaker 2: it is it's like a loonitudes thing. It's because they're
Speaker 2: so powerful, like the harpoons are. So I had that video.
Speaker 1: While harpoons are not for fish. Oh no, they're not
Speaker 1: there for like for a big way, like yeah, like
Speaker 1: there maybe a giant fish, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Tuna or something.
Speaker 1: You're like a giant cart.
Speaker 2: I saw that video and I was crying, what elosive
Speaker 2: how they like it hits the fish, and the fish
Speaker 2: like twirls like a fucking ballerina in a snow globe
Speaker 2: for a bit and then it just like oh that
Speaker 2: oh and that fish is so.
Speaker 1: Dead a ballerina.
Speaker 2: And the slogan is a great discriptionion total around the
Speaker 2: world type ship, but it's Insane's so many videos of that,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why are they doing this harp for
Speaker 2: whales and people, like they're not for.
Speaker 1: Definitely for people shooting people before whales crazy shooting a
Speaker 1: guy with the harpool, we should shoot swordfish at people,
Speaker 1: and so we start like collecting.
Speaker 2: Swords in that video, right was coming up and stabbing
Speaker 2: that guy like ten times and going back in the water.
Speaker 1: I don't know came up.
Speaker 2: No one came up, and like fucking did a fucking dance.
Speaker 2: Then the fucking waterfowl dance Millennia's move, and it went
Speaker 2: back in the water. You're on a boat, fish fences
Speaker 2: you to that. You're You're like, oh, I feel so bad,
Speaker 2: and you turn if and you're bleeding because this fish
Speaker 2: slashed your back.
Speaker 1: Look if I'm fishing and that happens to me, it's
Speaker 1: just I don't know if you remember, there's a Superman
Speaker 1: Batman Doomsday. Yeah, fucking there's a part where dark Side says,
Speaker 1: well played after after the Batman, like he gambles right,
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I'll your whole planet. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: like that well played it. I think of that so
Speaker 1: often when there's like this checkmate scenario and that's a
Speaker 1: perfect scenario where I'm gonna kill all these fish and
Speaker 1: that motherfucker's like hell you are, stabs you in the
Speaker 1: heart and then immediately just turned into dark Side for
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 2: You turned into this for a moment and instead of
Speaker 2: saving your life, saving your life and healing yourself, absolutely
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 1: That's it. You're you're good.
Speaker 2: Now you just resemble him and me like astounding.
Speaker 1: You say, it's the perfect moment, and you meet France
Speaker 1: formed to this guy. Yeah, good, good, clever girl, you
Speaker 1: got me niggas.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I just realized I never actually answered. We never
Speaker 3: even read this guy's question, didn't even read his name,
Speaker 3: joking but for girl and talking.
Speaker 2: About it, and we ended up turning in the dark
Speaker 2: side and dying from.
Speaker 1: A fish show. I mean, thank you for your thanks
Speaker 1: for the name.
Speaker 3: I won't have any time for your question, he says,
Speaker 3: A long time listen our first time question asker.
Speaker 1: Welcomeboard, joking for girth.
Speaker 2: I bet he appreciated that fucking long ass, fucking suspenseful leader.
Speaker 3: I know it's a pretty good chance we could have
Speaker 3: forgotten that we evening didn't answer this right. What's your
Speaker 3: dream car that isn't something fast or reliable? I want
Speaker 3: a stupid little Kai trucks k E I you know,
Speaker 3: no no k E I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What that is even no Kai truck KIA had to
Speaker 2: be because they look goofy but low key, like a
Speaker 2: mini mac truck. PS. Keep being homo, I do like
Speaker 2: those old boxy cars.
Speaker 3: But like, the thing about a dream cars to me
Speaker 3: is that, like I don't have a real dream car
Speaker 3: because I understand the tedium of maintenance. So like the
Speaker 3: idea of even getting even getting a specialty car like
Speaker 3: a like a Cadillac, right that, Like I like the
Speaker 3: aesthetic of a Cadillac a lot.
Speaker 1: I bet I would like driving it.
Speaker 3: But the second anything goes wrong with that thing, it's
Speaker 3: gonna be a nightmare because you have to order a
Speaker 3: part that hasn't been seen in fucking fifty years.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to like, what is that? When who's
Speaker 1: the Kai trucks? Ok?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like a toy. They look like
Speaker 3: Halo Reach trucks. That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: They don't look real able. I have no I have
Speaker 2: no attraction to cars at all. Yeah, Like they're just
Speaker 2: vehicles to.
Speaker 1: Me, guys said, I like cars moderately, just like any
Speaker 1: like a regular interest, he said, neither fast nor reliable.
Speaker 2: What's your dream car? That isn't something faster reliable?
Speaker 1: Isn't that like the only two categories?
Speaker 3: Well that's the point is like it's like, what's something
Speaker 3: that you think looks maybe thy looks would be a
Speaker 3: good example.
Speaker 1: That is neither fast nor reliable. Well, Hummer could be,
Speaker 1: it's not, It's not even worse. Haven't seen well there
Speaker 1: There are a lot of people in here probably finally
Speaker 1: were like, uh no, this is they graduated through the
Speaker 1: cyber trucks. That's the the spiritual is absolutely true useless.
Speaker 1: One thing I noticed that a lot of people abandoned Hommer.
Speaker 1: They went to Jeep. Is Jeep is like Jeep didn't
Speaker 1: used to be touted as the all American brand. It
Speaker 1: used to be like Ford. Uh but like for Jeep.
Speaker 1: I think around the same time they realized there was
Speaker 1: a movement of retards being like America, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I think Jeep they rebranded themselves of
Speaker 1: that because I used to know people buying Jeeps out
Speaker 1: of practicality to you, not like a Wrangler. Those were
Speaker 1: always the bros. Cherokees like stuff like that. Like my
Speaker 1: my aunt even had a Cherokee that was one of
Speaker 1: our first like brand new cars. I remember, and uh,
Speaker 1: but now it's just exclusively like dipships.
Speaker 3: Grand Cherokee is crazy. It's like it's Jeep, big Indian.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Cherokees are good. I like the I like Jeeps,
Speaker 3: Like I've rented a Jeep a couple of times when
Speaker 3: I was home, and it was like, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 2: The only cars that I hated it, hated driving really
Speaker 2: were Nissans, like I fucking I hadn't.
Speaker 1: Ultimate was my first car, my first car, you are,
Speaker 1: I would I would stick to I would stick to
Speaker 1: Japanese like exclusively, I just got, I got, I have afford.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think well, I think I think
Speaker 2: it's the worst one though.
Speaker 1: It's the one that I feel like that is not
Speaker 1: considered tradition only like reliable if if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like say Toyota or Honda, those are the two,
Speaker 1: the two probably biggest reliable brand as far as like
Speaker 1: a Toyota and Honda, like knowing that you'll probably some
Speaker 1: of the easier ones for maintenance and the most reliable
Speaker 1: where people keep them for a very long time. But
Speaker 1: I think nowadays though cars are built relatively well across
Speaker 1: the board to where as long as you actually take
Speaker 1: care of it, you should be fine, Like you should
Speaker 1: be able to get to two hundred thousand miles if
Speaker 1: you actually take care of it.
Speaker 2: I want to get into a really bad car crash.
Speaker 1: But I think a lot of people, I think that's
Speaker 1: the problem, right, people destroy their cars before that, or
Speaker 1: they just they they want it for glam. So once
Speaker 1: it gets even a little bit like, uh, this is old,
Speaker 1: I want to get a new car, like an iPhone
Speaker 1: or something like.
Speaker 2: I want to look like Bumblebee afterwards, you know what
Speaker 2: I want to like, I want the trash to be
Speaker 2: so crazy like bum Bee. Like I'm like, fucking he was.
Speaker 1: Talking about so you want to shoe you? Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to didn't do it?
Speaker 2: I pussy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, then what are you saying? Man? Yeah, I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't think about cars outside of the like the
Speaker 1: Hummer was that was a good example. But I haven't
Speaker 1: really thought about that other thing because I just have Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's neither fast. I guess I can say, uh,
Speaker 1: neither faster or well it's technically reliable, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: But I just yeah, like, I just want another Selica.
Speaker 1: Selica's are discontinued back in O seven. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're the ones that were always exploding.
Speaker 2: Was it the Saturns.
Speaker 1: What exploded a lot? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was like a Saturn or something.
Speaker 3: I feel like I remember Saturn being I remember that
Speaker 3: conversation happening when I was.
Speaker 1: A kid, being like only vaguely aware. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think that sounds cool. I want a Saturn dangerously. I
Speaker 1: want a Crown Victor, like the cop car versers of the.
Speaker 2: Crown you want to I don't even know what a
Speaker 2: Crown Vig is.
Speaker 1: Crown Victoria now, don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that traditional cop cars they actually were fucking
Speaker 1: cool cars. They're damned sports. I don't like how they look, No,
Speaker 1: I think they looks sick.
Speaker 2: But I think the cop cars unfortunately exactly.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I hate them specifically exclusively. I
Speaker 1: think it's the only reason.
Speaker 2: And gt A and Vice City, the mobster cars and
Speaker 2: the cop cars were the same kind of car, not
Speaker 2: Vice Cities three, but they just had to police colors
Speaker 2: on it. They can take a mobster's car and it
Speaker 2: would be the same kind of pretty much a Crown
Speaker 2: vic And I'm like, sucks.
Speaker 1: Every time I saw people with Crown Vix I always
Speaker 1: felt like serious, that's what I'm talking about. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a Victoria. I mean there's a cop cars, Crown
Speaker 1: vix or cop cars.
Speaker 2: This sucks, Mondo Dick. It's the shittiest car ever.
Speaker 1: It's a very it's a very uh standard car. It's
Speaker 1: like a it's like a Ford Taurus. Like it's like
Speaker 1: very similar to that.
Speaker 2: What is what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Just like you're boring ass super routine. The thing
Speaker 1: is for me, it's like I don't even it's not
Speaker 1: even particularly like that there's a specific car.
Speaker 3: I just like an There are eras of car designs
Speaker 3: that I like. I see where like I liked I
Speaker 3: liked when things were like boxy. There's something there's something
Speaker 3: about those cars that just look really like there's something
Speaker 3: about them. Yeah, I think looks really fucking cool. But
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you like what brand or like what
Speaker 3: fucking make. I just know like that's a good era
Speaker 3: and I would take probably most cars from that era
Speaker 3: because I just like the boxing I have.
Speaker 1: Like, say, if I were, say if I came into
Speaker 1: a bunch of money, it would be like I only
Speaker 1: have like three to four cars, and I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I get all of them. But it was
Speaker 1: just like there's I love the uh Dodge Chargers in
Speaker 1: the two thousands their body because I know, like a
Speaker 1: lot of people would argue they love the old chargers,
Speaker 1: they love the old like uh, like those old muscle
Speaker 1: cars as traditional muscle car. I want like a sixties
Speaker 1: gto judge. That looks fucking awesome. I love the body
Speaker 1: of like say like late sixties, like a sixty nine
Speaker 1: or something like that. And then uh, and then like
Speaker 1: I said, the Selica looks yeah, yeah, the GT Judge, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that shuld looks sick. So I'd definitely want to have that.
Speaker 1: So that's probably like the only toy car that I
Speaker 1: would realistically have. So I do want to get my
Speaker 1: Selica again, just because I wish I never sold it.
Speaker 1: But I thought I was. I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: move in trek across Europe. So I sold my car
Speaker 1: and then I didn't end up. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: forgot why I didn't end up doing it. Whatever doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: And then uh, and then just just some type of
Speaker 1: pickup truck for easy moving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this type of thing. What do you got, Cadillac Fleetwood.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that. Okay, that's that.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing that's not Erra cars so cool,
Speaker 2: that's sixty seventies eras of cars. It's definitely like, I
Speaker 2: love the look of this thing, but like these are gone.
Speaker 1: Rampa's in there. My mom had an old mobile. Sorry,
Speaker 1: my mom's had an Olds mobile that looked like fucking dope.
Speaker 1: It looked like mob shit. Yeah, and uh, how do
Speaker 1: I ask her about that? Because I completely that's like
Speaker 1: a memory that just got unlocked. I forgot that we
Speaker 1: used to roll around from.
Speaker 3: I forgot that my dad had a Cadillac for like,
Speaker 3: I think like a year or something, and then he
Speaker 3: hated it so he got rid of it.
Speaker 1: I really hated it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I guess, I mean, I guess they probably were
Speaker 2: more trouble.
Speaker 1: Than for a tank so we can run over a
Speaker 1: you know, you know he.
Speaker 2: He traded those kind You got a folks like Jeda afterwards,
Speaker 2: which is hilarious. Half vet that's like fucking soup to
Speaker 2: ship and when he turns out, it sounds like lightning strikes.
Speaker 1: I hate those. I hate loud cars for the sake
Speaker 1: of every time I see a guy in a loud car,
Speaker 1: I actually actively like I can feel like it's almost
Speaker 1: like this primal like need to hunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean, where like that guy
Speaker 2: needs to stop breathing now and I need to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm the car is sick. I put it's it's fucking
Speaker 2: loud as hell.
Speaker 1: I put a proximity bombs in their tailpipe.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's crazy. And when does it go off?
Speaker 1: So to give them a fair chance, I put in
Speaker 1: a random part of the city for the for the proximity,
Speaker 1: for a trigger. So it's it's you know.
Speaker 2: They genuinely have no clue. There's for real, there's a
Speaker 2: possibility that they may not die either. This person dies
Speaker 2: and they don't even know they're dead. Still think they're
Speaker 2: driving their car. And that's the craziest. That was the
Speaker 2: last fire. It is a really good day. I love
Speaker 2: this car I spent money on. And then light and
Speaker 2: then light and then peaceful serenity.
Speaker 1: Then you're afraid of somebody has put a car mom
Speaker 1: in your things, Like before you start your gnition, you
Speaker 1: feel a little.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not hated anywhere near enough for that,
Speaker 2: Like I feel that's for people that are really out
Speaker 2: here making moves. You're like a piece of Like I'm
Speaker 2: not that kind of guy. You know, it's like fucking
Speaker 2: Tony Soprano thinking he's gonna have a good dinner. It's like, nigga,
Speaker 2: you're a cook. How dare you believe you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a dinner with your family at a place in the public.
Speaker 2: You deserve this.
Speaker 1: I still need to watch that series. Good show. I
Speaker 1: know I've heard great things this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't get it. I feel like it's one
Speaker 3: of those things. Was like I missed it. I'm fine.
Speaker 3: I don't need to say the problem.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't yet.
Speaker 2: It doesn't translate just as well as like some things,
Speaker 2: you know, I think Breaking Bad translates better.
Speaker 3: More modern, and it doesn't have that weird aspect ratio
Speaker 3: shift that that happened with a lot of like The Wire. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it was shot in four by three and then
Speaker 3: it like expanded and it was just like, dude, no,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I love the way.
Speaker 2: That is one of my favorite shows. But that's also
Speaker 2: showed that like that's another way technically like it. They
Speaker 2: just they have to trends like well, like I think
Speaker 2: the reason why people like sopranos, a lot of Spanic
Speaker 2: people in the tope of like serranos. Obviously there's there's
Speaker 2: a cultural like connection to like that kind. I feel
Speaker 2: it doesn't care about sopranos at all.
Speaker 1: Mafioso ship really they like mafioso stuff, but they just
Speaker 1: about the sopranos. They were more like good fellows people
Speaker 1: or like, you know, Godfather people, Like my dad loved
Speaker 1: The Godfather.
Speaker 2: He didn't give a shit about the soprano.
Speaker 1: My cousin fucking my cousins love that. There's been very many.
Speaker 1: How many mob shows are there? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: There's sopranos, there's mobs, there's mob life, there's mob, there's
Speaker 2: monk whichever y monk.
Speaker 1: Monk, there's mob. Gangster Fellasangsang is a good one. I
Speaker 1: really like that one because seven Seasons Crazy.
Speaker 3: Seven Seasons and Gangster Fellas and that movie and the
Speaker 3: movie movies. That's right, the two I forgot it was
Speaker 3: a prequel and it's a prequel series. It was a
Speaker 3: prequel movie to the series, and there was a sequel
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 2: Because for me, I personally don't love mob shit. I
Speaker 2: actually don't like it that much, and I don't really
Speaker 2: love hoodshit in general. But Hood should I can't at
Speaker 2: least relate to a little more obviously, So I it's
Speaker 2: like the idea because I liked I like The Wire.
Speaker 2: I do like Sopranos too. I think that movie was
Speaker 2: That show is really good. I don't like The Godfather
Speaker 2: that much, but I feel like this is a very
Speaker 2: slow movie. It's very ambiance based, which it's respectable, but
Speaker 2: still the film there's not enough. But it's not like
Speaker 2: it's not my thing, you know, it's too like it's
Speaker 2: too natural, Like I don't know, like that's.
Speaker 1: It's too real.
Speaker 2: It's I don't I just don't like there's not enough,
Speaker 2: like wizards running around, there's nothing gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fucking uh yeah hit me. Yeah if like
Speaker 1: Don Coleone is not fucking like zapping people or hovering, we.
Speaker 2: Damn people actually.
Speaker 1: Get that part of the day and my daughter's warnings
Speaker 1: like he's on like a ball in here.
Speaker 3: I think about Sunny the tol Booth pretty regularly, Like
Speaker 3: just like that scene is so crazy.
Speaker 1: He gets such a mess, what the wholest pud in his.
Speaker 2: He gets so swiss up it's crazy killer is anyway,
Speaker 2: it's not my kind of thing. I watched it. I
Speaker 2: respect for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I need to watch the second one again because it's
Speaker 1: just it's not hitting like me, Like people are like,
Speaker 1: this one's really good. It just doesn't hit. It's not
Speaker 1: happen for me.
Speaker 2: They're just boring movies, man, that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't part too specifically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear people watch I watched it, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, this is not hitting for me in
Speaker 1: the way that everybody talks about it.
Speaker 3: The first one it kind of feels like it shouldn't
Speaker 3: have been a series, you know what I mean, because
Speaker 3: that movie ends perfectly fine. I agree, and then they're
Speaker 3: just like all right, it's like Last of Us kind
Speaker 3: of in some sense, or like you get like Last
Speaker 3: of Us too, and then you're like, yeah, we don't
Speaker 3: really need this. Yeah, it could have been a great
Speaker 3: one off.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of things can just be one
Speaker 1: and done.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I think that space like it's perfect.
Speaker 1: People want to do.
Speaker 2: People want to make them that make senters to it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't make another one. What would that even be?
Speaker 2: More sinners like modern sinners, because like him in the future, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it sucks I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Sucks so hard.
Speaker 2: No one wants to see that. I think, I think
Speaker 2: it could be. I think it could be interesting, but
Speaker 2: also like, no, we can't have to do that.
Speaker 1: You can't. The answer is no, you can make it.
Speaker 3: I don't care because it needs to be it needs
Speaker 3: to be disincentivized. This like fucking sequel equalize everything needs
Speaker 3: to stop.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't equalized everything, right, But I think a lot
Speaker 2: of stories can be further expanded upon. But also the
Speaker 2: same time, you gotta you gotta do that, right because
Speaker 2: you can just not make it's better things and like
Speaker 2: a it's futu like Last of Us, they just ships
Speaker 2: the bed eventually, do you think, but it could have
Speaker 2: been done well, that's that is the problem with things
Speaker 2: like that. Whatever, you're dumb because Shrek could just be Shrek.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: But then they made Shrek Too, which is just a
Speaker 2: better movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's so rare. I agreed, it has to
Speaker 1: be done well.
Speaker 2: Yes, the kids stuff to me, I I don't mind. Well,
Speaker 2: Shrek the kids movie technically, but like a movie is
Speaker 2: very especially Part two, very It's definitely a kids movie.
Speaker 2: But there's a difference.
Speaker 1: There's the there's the demographic of like two to like
Speaker 1: seven or what you know that, there's like Nick Junior,
Speaker 1: And then there's that stuff that's still for kids, but
Speaker 1: adults can enjoy it, you know what I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: SpongeBob or yeah, things like that, because it's made by adults,
Speaker 1: obviously it's gonna be adul humor in it. But I
Speaker 1: usually don't mind. Even if I don't like it, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: this is for the kids anyway, this is it's not
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. It's cool when it hits, but it's
Speaker 1: not like, say something respectable, and you're like, man, I
Speaker 1: really wish they would have left out the fucking good
Speaker 1: Fellas too. Two good Fellas to good Raging Bulls, Two
Speaker 1: Raging Bulls to uh Heat two squared turn your speaking
Speaker 1: of them departed. I can't believe they did that. And
Speaker 1: I saw it in theaters control speed to Who's control?
Speaker 2: I thought you said speak to? And I was like,
Speaker 2: that's really fucked. The book about that girl getting actually
Speaker 2: arrested at that fucking did you read speak in school?
Speaker 2: I read it on sexual assault book.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a thing. They made you
Speaker 1: sexual assault in school.
Speaker 2: They made you read it out right now, I know.
Speaker 2: Actually I didn't read speaking we speak, that's speak like
Speaker 2: it's a it's a book about a girl who goes
Speaker 2: to a party. She gets like drunk, and she's sexual assaulted,
Speaker 2: and it's just like really fucked up, like how the
Speaker 2: school ostracizes her. And it's like, oh, this is a
Speaker 2: really fun it's it's the book, but it's kind of
Speaker 2: like one of those things were like if she stopped speaking,
Speaker 2: she explodes, so she has to always speak. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: she never shuts up and he hates her. You take
Speaker 2: all the of it out, yes, yes, that exactly. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're always talking about your sexual assault.
Speaker 1: Shut here.
Speaker 2: That's why we did it. And it is going back
Speaker 2: to there's probably places that are really like that. Not
Speaker 2: probably not.
Speaker 1: Probably go Midwest, man, they get down sometimes they shut up,
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up the game. I want some may Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want some mom bits.
Speaker 2: It's better to go fucking find a face changer or
Speaker 2: let it kill you in.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: You know the neighborhood, right, they just have he's like
Speaker 2: he's like the village idiot. They look yeah, they think
Speaker 2: he's just completely harmless.
Speaker 1: Because they know you women as people, so like they
Speaker 1: just he's a good old guy. Oh that's just the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You tell him no mind, you're leaving me, he'll leave eve.
Speaker 1: Yet keep out out.
Speaker 2: Here taping and raping.
Speaker 1: They ain't doing not wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, walk at least thirty minutes outside of his peripheral
Speaker 5: righteous and he won't give you no prom and pay
Speaker 5: you know mine?
Speaker 1: How far thirty meters? That guys, which is a crazy
Speaker 1: he's bro that is? That is like it's like a
Speaker 1: really long fucking that's almost way too.
Speaker 3: That's like that's that's that's that's almost fall Because what's
Speaker 3: a meter like one meters like three feet, right or
Speaker 3: something like that?
Speaker 2: Three yards? Yeah, one meters three yards?
Speaker 1: Is it three yards? Yes? I don't think that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah meters three yards. If I'm not mistaken, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like that can't be absolutely you could be right because
Speaker 1: a tall person, a really tall person, is like two
Speaker 1: meters or something. Yeah, yard is crazy.
Speaker 2: I think the yard. Okay, sorry, I've verse I think that.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're just wrong.
Speaker 2: No, you're right. A yard is yard is three feet?
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong did just
Speaker 1: a yard is A yard is three feet?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but a meter is not three yard is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's not.
Speaker 1: A meter is about like a like a foot, like
Speaker 1: what you said when I said you said three feet,
Speaker 1: I said three feet. It's about right, because I know,
Speaker 1: like somebody who's really tall is like two meters something.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I don't remember whatever. Yeah, point is you
Speaker 3: gotta say thirty meters away from Europeans.
Speaker 1: I know you're freaking out right now. The rest of
Speaker 1: the world, sorry, rest of the world, you're probably like
Speaker 1: freaking out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a meter is three point two yard, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I just went to my feet.
Speaker 1: She when like somebody's really tall to like all the
Speaker 1: above two meters and like they're like really tall lss moment, A.
Speaker 2: Yard is a little bit less than a meter, so
Speaker 2: they're about they're like the yard. A yard is a
Speaker 2: fucking imperial yeah bullshit, And the meter is about like
Speaker 2: the regular one. That's still why you.
Speaker 1: Saying thirty meters away from him? He won't pay you.
Speaker 5: No mine, don't wear no strong smell of caloggnies either.
Speaker 2: Feet keep that callogg nature minimum.
Speaker 1: So many stipulations to.
Speaker 2: Not anger this guy yeah, you don't make too much
Speaker 2: noise up up above seventeen decibels. He won't bother you
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 1: Find yourself crossing the thirty meters threshold. Definitely in the.
Speaker 2: Twenty five meter ere.
Speaker 5: Just make sure you're quiet walking around on cat's feet.
Speaker 5: You gotta be real quiet.
Speaker 2: He is a berserker.
Speaker 1: Remember this is only for women. Man, he pay you.
Speaker 2: With you beer, he'll share his life story.
Speaker 1: A good guy. You so much beide all that ravens,
Speaker 1: if you so much has got even a slighting mail
Speaker 1: bit about you, he won't pay you no mind.
Speaker 2: Those masculine girls off on the corner.
Speaker 1: Over there, they're fine, they're fine. He doesn't even really
Speaker 1: acknowledge them around him.
Speaker 2: That's how prage is. He's like a witch and fucking
Speaker 2: leftard dead. Basically, it's charging, knocking over cars like a
Speaker 2: fucking wart hog for fucking for truffles.
Speaker 1: Sure, and instead of exploding you like a berserker, like
Speaker 1: you're just raped, like you're just a man.
Speaker 3: Once he passes you, you're you're done. Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 3: even he doesn't even do it. He just it's like
Speaker 3: it happens in like one frame, and you know what
Speaker 3: happened but like you feel.
Speaker 1: Violated, you're set no camera is It's a dreaded aspect
Speaker 1: to really see what happens.
Speaker 2: It's an a dreaded aspect. When you get inside range
Speaker 2: you get the rape thing over.
Speaker 1: No, man, did you say AOI like AOI? Can multiple
Speaker 1: people be affected?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's move on to this question.
Speaker 3: We're going fucking crazy, got too many Expedition thirty three
Speaker 3: spoiler casts to watch wrote in it says, what's popping?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 3: Quiros going to call out Swing in episode three twenty
Speaker 3: eight when he completely fucked up Superman Spider Man and
Speaker 3: meeting Mephisto and one more Day got shot by Kingpin
Speaker 3: and Spider Man beats his ass.
Speaker 2: He's wrong already.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: However, no one on the Avengers is able to save
Speaker 3: made from dying read and Strange said, lol, sorry, Bud,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a real quote.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but he laughs. This guy he's he's already says.
Speaker 3: Then when Peter was desperate and Mephisto appeared as a
Speaker 3: little girl and said, I'll save the old Bird if
Speaker 3: you give me your marriage with MJ. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: he is right, you were wrong? No, he no case
Speaker 3: you were wrong because I listened to it back.
Speaker 2: Did I not say that Mephisto is the reason why
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 3: You said, you said, would you give up something to
Speaker 3: save everybody? No, I was talking that's what you said.
Speaker 3: What you might have misspoke.
Speaker 1: Know what I said.
Speaker 2: Was I was talking about was the one of bev
Speaker 2: All meeting him and what the one of All said
Speaker 2: in that interaction.
Speaker 1: I know that for sure because you missed attributed.
Speaker 2: So Mephisto does do that. But first and foremost, he
Speaker 2: does not go to Read, and he goes to Tony.
Speaker 2: So this guy is wrong. And what I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: is to prove you're wrong. I'm gonna bring the comic
Speaker 2: in next time record and I'm gonna show the page
Speaker 2: so I can make fun of you.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna so what is your name?
Speaker 2: Your name is? I'm gonna make you feel really bad.
Speaker 2: Because he does not go to Read, and he does
Speaker 2: not go to Strange. He goes to Tony because he
Speaker 2: was on Tony's team during Civil War and Tony's like,
Speaker 2: at least front the bill for being in the hospital,
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 1: Can't save her.
Speaker 2: And the reason why he can't say it is because
Speaker 2: a long time ago. Aunt May got a blood she's
Speaker 2: from Peter, making her blood I radiated, so they can't
Speaker 2: use regular people's blood. I know this for certain because
Speaker 2: I've read it like four times. But you open the
Speaker 2: candle with past to yourself. You also change the mic
Speaker 2: the camera. You're a bitch for that. I'm still gonna
Speaker 2: do it. So you changed the camera to me because
Speaker 2: I was pointing at the camera, But it's fine. I'm
Speaker 2: still gonna bring it in. I'm gonna make you feel dumb,
Speaker 2: so prepare yourself. I'm gonna go page my page to
Speaker 2: fucking nerd. You don't gotta, You don't, you don't gotta.
Speaker 2: You don't gotta call people out when you don't know
Speaker 2: what you's talk about. You're probably watching YouTube video and
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 3: And that's a lot of people in the comments saying
Speaker 3: like that you were wrong about this specific thing you said,
Speaker 3: And you were because I did look it up. But
Speaker 3: I think you just missed different, You misspoke anything because
Speaker 3: you were talking about two separate things.
Speaker 2: He does meet the one above all in that interaction beforehand,
Speaker 2: but right after that he runs some fistal takes the
Speaker 2: marriage away. Sure, because I wasn't talking about the marriage.
Speaker 2: I was talking about the fact that I may got
Speaker 2: shot like him meeting the one above. All right, but
Speaker 2: that wasn't that was I didn't bring up my fist though,
Speaker 2: that wasn't. Yeah, yeah, sure, I really couldn't give It's
Speaker 2: amazing how look like hare.
Speaker 1: Like you.
Speaker 3: You've been able to put me in our circus as
Speaker 3: like the man who cares so men who cares, who
Speaker 3: cares at least terrifying.
Speaker 2: I care so little. It's I do.
Speaker 1: I do want people listeners to understand, like this is
Speaker 1: when stuff like this happens. This is good, this is fun.
Speaker 1: But I think you need to understand from a perspective,
Speaker 1: especially as people who are content creators. Uh, we understand
Speaker 1: where humans. We understand where people were gonna get things
Speaker 1: wrong when we speak because we're not you know, it's
Speaker 1: not like on paper and you wrote anestsay and you're
Speaker 1: reading something back.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get shit.
Speaker 1: Wrong all the time. I need you to understand largely
Speaker 1: we don't care.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of.
Speaker 3: People who wrote in about one of the last episodes
Speaker 3: about like the the US tax thing. What was it
Speaker 3: being the taxes in the US, like or when you
Speaker 3: move away, you have to pay taxes. And most of
Speaker 3: them are like, yeah, you do have to pay taxes.
Speaker 2: Taxes to what.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just saying, I'm just telling you
Speaker 1: what the reality is.
Speaker 2: And did they say to what?
Speaker 1: I think what? I let the audience decide.
Speaker 2: No, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like if if somebody tells me specifically like oh, no,
Speaker 1: you have to pay for this, and I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: let me look into that. But as far as anyone
Speaker 1: is concerned, it's like, say you move, you are no
Speaker 1: longer a citizen into a country if you if you
Speaker 1: move away for a specific amount of unless you han
Speaker 1: if you keep like dual citizenship, if you have some
Speaker 1: sort of tie to something within there, you can pay
Speaker 1: taxes for something. But say, for example, if you are
Speaker 1: a homeless person but a citizen of your country, what
Speaker 1: taxes are you paying? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I want you I want to like
Speaker 2: those people.
Speaker 1: This is for those people. If you're a homeless person, right,
Speaker 1: you're just the homeless person. You live in the United States,
Speaker 1: you're transience.
Speaker 2: What taxes are you obligated to pay?
Speaker 1: And if you're not paying them? You're gonna be there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a lean on your phantom bank account, or
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in fucking jail. They're taxes, bro, I
Speaker 1: don't have a house like you.
Speaker 2: But need people to understand that.
Speaker 1: The people that are saying that, I'm like, if you
Speaker 1: have no ties, you're a homeless person, you don't pay taxes.
Speaker 2: I think that's a very specific circumstance though, well it's.
Speaker 1: A circumstance meaning you have no ties to pay taxes.
Speaker 1: I think that's contextual.
Speaker 2: Like if you have your citizenship and you're getting income
Speaker 2: bay or you have something that ties you to the country,
Speaker 2: you pay taxes property.
Speaker 1: If you have a wage, if you belong to a
Speaker 1: specific state and you're a citizen.
Speaker 2: Of this state, you're getting paid by the path.
Speaker 1: To say, if you don't have insurance and you live
Speaker 1: in California, if you know, if you don't have el
Speaker 1: insurance you live in California, you get you get tax
Speaker 1: get you get a penalty of hundreds of dollars. So
Speaker 1: there's stuff like that depending on where you live, just
Speaker 1: by existing and being a part of the system, being
Speaker 1: a citizen. So they're still like that. So like people saying, oh,
Speaker 1: you still have to pay taxes, And I'm like, if
Speaker 1: you give me a specific example, like if you saw
Speaker 1: a specific example, I'm like, oh, let me look into
Speaker 1: what they're saying. And then if I learned something new,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I didn't know that. But I just
Speaker 1: also know as somebody who a homeless person has no
Speaker 1: obligation to pay taxes because they fucking can't because they
Speaker 1: have nothing to pay taxes for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not everybody who would leave the country is homeless.
Speaker 1: No, but meaning the people that are paying taxes probably
Speaker 1: have a tie to something. If you don't have a
Speaker 1: tie to anything, like a homeless person, you don't pay taxes.
Speaker 3: I think your tie is having been a citizen. I
Speaker 3: think that's literally all that they need. And I'm telling
Speaker 3: you based on like the people that I know who
Speaker 3: have moved away and I have spent like years like
Speaker 3: living like with no US citizenship, they got like dinged
Speaker 3: later on because they.
Speaker 1: Put what see, the thing is the lack of not
Speaker 1: saying for what could clear everything if.
Speaker 2: There's an exit tax, Apparently that like when you are leaving,
Speaker 2: you have to pay a tax to leave, and if
Speaker 2: you don't, I guess the tax for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I haven't heard that, but I have no knowledge,
Speaker 1: so I can't say.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like to me, I think about it
Speaker 1: as open ended. Yeah.
Speaker 3: To me, I think about it, it's like, is does
Speaker 3: the US suck enough to have a stipulation like that?
Speaker 3: And to me, the answer is like, probably this is what.
Speaker 1: Never moving away. So like, for my interpretation, it's what
Speaker 1: happens a lot of times is people don't pay attention
Speaker 1: and they think they're getting taxed for no reason and
Speaker 1: there is a very specific reason, but they're stupid. I
Speaker 1: think that's like what There's a lot of times where
Speaker 1: people have all these back taxes. I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck's all this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, bro, you weren't paying X, y Z,
Speaker 2: And it just piles up until it's I'm seeing, I'm
Speaker 2: seeing you have to pay a what you call it,
Speaker 2: you have to give it an exit tax, but you
Speaker 2: can still receive Social Security. So yeah, apparently if you're
Speaker 2: not getting any benefit from the American country, you have
Speaker 2: to pay an exit tax and then you pay nothing
Speaker 2: mess to the country, but you're no longer in reganist
Speaker 2: and appreci back.
Speaker 1: It's just like so like, technically, I imagine I imagine
Speaker 1: people who moved and they're paying some sort of time
Speaker 1: they owe for some reason. There's something like maybe they
Speaker 1: still might have some property in the United States that
Speaker 1: and they're like, I can't believe it's will pay taxes.
Speaker 2: Well, you own property, they're gonna pay property taxes.
Speaker 1: There are if you live in a specific state, and
Speaker 1: if you own something, if you're tied to anything, you
Speaker 1: can pay for that state. You don't have your insurances.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense. The idea of that, of course
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense. That's the whole thing where I'm like,
Speaker 2: when people make what what does that's true? That's also
Speaker 2: that's kind of rebeclica, that is like, what none of
Speaker 2: this makes sense.
Speaker 1: You're right about the not making like it doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense on a fair level. But there's still if as
Speaker 1: long as somebody is say, for example, if somebody could
Speaker 1: like uh in those comments that were saying about that,
Speaker 1: if they give a specific example, then it's like it
Speaker 1: can be a real conversation.
Speaker 2: But when people just say things like no, you're wrong,
Speaker 2: you do it's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's useless. It's useless information. Well it's not even information.
Speaker 1: It's just you saying a thing, and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: we could actually have an interesting or look something up
Speaker 1: if somebody had an example. But when they're just saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got these comments saying like that's not true, and
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: People yelling into the wind. It's like it's how it worked.
Speaker 2: We didn't care, though, Do you remember?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm remember. I remember. I started off with
Speaker 1: saying that, like what would happen with that? Is is
Speaker 1: interesting and it's entertaining. It's like good content, but like
Speaker 1: largely so it's not just about I thought we didn't care.
Speaker 1: See that seemed like I gotcha. But I started off
Speaker 1: by saying, when it becomes good and interesting, it's something
Speaker 1: to work with, it's entertaining. Don't try to gotcha me, nigga.
Speaker 2: See that congressman did that?
Speaker 1: Oh that was cool.
Speaker 2: Oh did you hear the John Redcord and me bring
Speaker 2: that up? We brought it was it was like news,
Speaker 2: Oh dude, it's it's straight up hate. Cry well, here's
Speaker 2: it's like, here's the thing I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was looking at some of the police investigations.
Speaker 1: They were saying that because it's kind of a heat
Speaker 1: that she said right now. So the his lover is
Speaker 1: the one that the narrative has taken off completely. There's
Speaker 1: neighbors saying the John Redcord actor is insane and this
Speaker 1: was bound to happen because they've had standoffs with guns
Speaker 1: before and other ship Jesus. Basically, they're in the and
Speaker 1: the cops are saying there's no evidence that what the
Speaker 1: lover said is what happened, so they're still investigating, but
Speaker 1: the narrative already took off. And I feel like this
Speaker 1: is the thing that annoysment. I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: even people that are reasonable, I'm like, we can't. We
Speaker 1: can't keep doing this. Like it's the guy the lover
Speaker 1: that is upset said something and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not I can't go off his his
Speaker 1: lover just got exploded like the dog, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: He's not the best credible source for the dog sounds insane,
Speaker 1: Like what that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It sounds the guy shot him a skull was on
Speaker 2: a thing or something, and I'm like, how do you
Speaker 2: get the skull?
Speaker 1: It takes a while be fair. I want to be
Speaker 1: fair though, to the to the to his lover. I
Speaker 1: think the reason why I was so easily believed because
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound that Texas I believe it that is
Speaker 1: that that is the thing where it's like, yeah, somebody
Speaker 1: being like especially radicalized in today's climate. Yea queer's engine, queers,
Speaker 1: Indian choirs.
Speaker 2: What the hell's black magic doing here? That's the idea
Speaker 2: of it is crazy because I did still using a
Speaker 2: shooting someone that's insane, that still feels so aggravated.
Speaker 3: It was like there was there was like a thing
Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania where people were getting arguing about like the snuffling.
Speaker 2: Snow that video. It was one of the most wild.
Speaker 1: Each other it was. It was shotguns and ship.
Speaker 2: It was one guy because it was like shoveling snow
Speaker 2: onto the other president's side of their their fucking like
Speaker 2: one side of property to the other, like all putting
Speaker 2: it on my side. And it got into a heated
Speaker 2: argument and then one guy shot the other guy went
Speaker 2: in his house. No, he walked over to the other
Speaker 2: guy's ship, shot him, went into his house and killed himself.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, who what is coming on? It was COVID, right,
Speaker 2: wasn't it during COVID? So of course fever pitched these guys,
Speaker 2: but then it's just his social distance that kills you
Speaker 2: over so over snow by the way, everything that melt melt.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like, dude, I could see getting into an altercation,
Speaker 3: not necessarily to that degree, but like an altercation at
Speaker 3: least if it's just like, hey, why are you shoveling
Speaker 3: like fifteen pounds of shit.
Speaker 2: Over like literally feces over over your fence and onto
Speaker 2: my property.
Speaker 3: Was going on, what are you doing? But like it's
Speaker 3: like it's water, dude, yeah, like it's going to melt.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even It wasn't even like you put like
Speaker 3: imagine like imagine traveling snow off your driveway and walking
Speaker 3: over to somebody else's driveway and putting it on their driveway,
Speaker 3: Like that's militias.
Speaker 2: Not how it was if it was right next door,
Speaker 2: because I remember seeing a guy walk towards walk over.
Speaker 1: It looked like it was across the street from I remember,
Speaker 1: like it was. It was weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know it does and then goes in and
Speaker 2: kills himself, and I'm like, bro, what is happening to
Speaker 2: the killing theself thing?
Speaker 1: If that's so you're eat himself? Right, doesn't the guy
Speaker 1: shoot himself? And it's like if that's what happened to me,
Speaker 1: that's the part that really inferienced me because he's just.
Speaker 2: Like I realized what he did. Yeah, I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: clearly my life's over. So then he just it's like fuck, no,
Speaker 2: you don't get to deal.
Speaker 1: But it's like, how you should be able to resurrect
Speaker 1: that guy because it's like no, no, no, you don't
Speaker 1: get to.
Speaker 2: Just he was necromancy on that guy to bring him
Speaker 2: back and stuff for as a ghoul, Yeah that guy.
Speaker 2: Would it be ethical?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: The answer is no, obviously, But like if somebody, if
Speaker 3: somebody did that, right, and we had technology to clone
Speaker 3: them and like like copy them from like get all
Speaker 3: their memories up until like like uh, the way the
Speaker 3: clones working that we were talking.
Speaker 1: About, they think they're the same person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like they get they shoot themselves and they
Speaker 3: wake up and then they're like in a in a
Speaker 3: cell or whatever. It's like, no, you can't get away
Speaker 3: with that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: If they think if the consciousness truly can't changes over
Speaker 1: like in that scenario, I think I can back it.
Speaker 2: I think that is so metaphysical that that's like a
Speaker 2: dangerous place to even like because and.
Speaker 1: You put them and that's okay, and you put them
Speaker 1: in a body that's just a torso so like they
Speaker 1: can't escape or they can't be like harmful. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's like that that that opens a flood gate.
Speaker 2: That is like insanet like torturing bad people throughout history?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna torture every European?
Speaker 3: Like like what the It's well, you can't do like
Speaker 3: you can't get memories from bone necessary, I mean like
Speaker 3: it needs to be pretty fresh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to be can't go back, and like
Speaker 1: the brain still has to be relatively intact.
Speaker 2: I just think, why don't we I just I just
Speaker 2: think instead of universe, why don't we like proper mental
Speaker 2: health and rehability, No, like like why like that's.
Speaker 1: We're trying to we're correcting. We're doing the the dystopic
Speaker 1: sci fi. You know, we're not doing the we're not
Speaker 1: doing Star Trek. Okay, we're doing hard work. We're doing
Speaker 1: everything else where we understand that guns won't be abolished
Speaker 1: because we're stupid, right, So we're in the we're in
Speaker 1: the universe. Where you can blast each other over snow.
Speaker 1: And the way that we have justice is by the
Speaker 1: person that killed himself like a fucking coward bringing him
Speaker 1: back in the form of a torturing it. Normally it's
Speaker 1: kind of brave to take your home, let go against
Speaker 1: their You're no, not in that scenario. That guy's a
Speaker 1: bitch that didn't want to get you know, molested in jail.
Speaker 2: He is a coward. That person is a coward.
Speaker 1: It's like out there you knew, you knew what was
Speaker 1: gonna happen, so then you you're like, nah, So we
Speaker 1: we do resurrect him via whatever that technology is. We
Speaker 1: break through, and then he gets molested every day. I
Speaker 1: like that one. Like he has he's quadriple polegic, so
Speaker 1: he can't do anything about it. Oh my god, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I saw one of those body cam there's
Speaker 1: the EMU body cam. It's a YouTube channel. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the acronym. It's not an acronym, but you know, abbreviation.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it stands for. I forget, but uh,
Speaker 1: it's all body cam channel. And one of this dude
Speaker 1: that just started working for like a nursing home for
Speaker 1: like a month and he got fired and they found
Speaker 1: out that this girl, she's severely handicapped, which she can't
Speaker 1: speak or anything. This dude impregnated her. So they found
Speaker 1: out and they're like, oh my god. They're like, oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. And then they were interviewing there was this guy.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for this one guy because he
Speaker 1: was crying. He was so upset. He was crying. My god,
Speaker 1: he was so upset. He was crying, and he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, fucking nail the bastard, right, And then they
Speaker 1: find the dude and the dude's like, oh uh, he's
Speaker 1: like a boxer. He's all like jacked and stuff, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I did pretty well. It started
Speaker 1: off really cordial and they're like hey whatever. They were
Speaker 1: talking this, so they nail him. Later on, they take
Speaker 1: him down the station. He's and the cuffs and stuff,
Speaker 1: and the whole time he's just praying to God, like
Speaker 1: oh please, God, please, you can be with me now,
Speaker 1: and it's like, nigga, you fucking chick that can't even talk.
Speaker 1: Within a month of working there, it was like he
Speaker 1: acclimated and he like started to get the trust of
Speaker 1: everybody and He's like, no, I can't wait. That is
Speaker 1: so fucking crazy. It is. It was so wild.
Speaker 2: Moments where the scene is happening in my head, you
Speaker 2: get sick. Does my humanity die right now? Is this
Speaker 2: is the way I just turn off that part of
Speaker 2: me like that, I'm just gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1: Batman, that guy, I mean, like, let him live. Put
Speaker 1: that is a problem killed so many people. Put him.
Speaker 2: When people are like, oh, Batman is the greatest sort
Speaker 2: of all time, I'm like, you are clearly fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I would say he's you are traumatized the most entertaining
Speaker 1: that I would never say he's the best super to me.
Speaker 1: His insanity is entertaining.
Speaker 2: It absolutely it is. I can agree, I can agree
Speaker 2: with his insanity entertaining, but I think when he tried
Speaker 2: like the moment, it goes into like this moral high
Speaker 2: ground of like if I kill him, there will be
Speaker 2: another killer left. It's like, dude, shut the if. I
Speaker 2: I don't know personally that it turns me off. Joking that, like,
Speaker 2: as soon as the Jokers added to the conundrum of
Speaker 2: the world of Batman, I'm already logged out because I'm like,
Speaker 2: this guy has done so much harmed that you've you've
Speaker 2: let this happen. Then the Jason Todd thing that is
Speaker 2: crazy well to me and he's like, I'm gonna stop Jason, Dude, How.
Speaker 1: Entertaining is that?
Speaker 2: Dude? You're fucking crazy. I think.
Speaker 1: Probably one of the best stories in there because it
Speaker 1: tackles that thing that people have been saying for decades
Speaker 1: since it became like, you know, Batman became cool. Like
Speaker 1: people are like, why is the Jokers stilife?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is happening? He's killed so many people?
Speaker 1: And then he's killing people directly, uh, within that Batman
Speaker 1: loves and cares for. And then so then when Jason
Speaker 1: confronts him, like, what is wrong with you? Still, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop you?
Speaker 2: That is that should be that is should be a
Speaker 2: character assassination that should literally be like the most this
Speaker 2: character doesn't hold.
Speaker 1: He's so mad at his son too, because his son's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not a bitch, you know, a grow up with
Speaker 1: the League of Assassins. It's like it's like he's like
Speaker 1: his son's like, uh, like Damien's like not a bitch?
Speaker 1: Right he was Yea, he was raised. I would I
Speaker 1: don't want to say, right, but in a in a
Speaker 1: realistic way where he's like.
Speaker 2: Ris Wayne is still ultimately like a like a rich,
Speaker 2: pampered fucking little boy. Yeah, he's he's still ultimately like
Speaker 2: a traumatized rich boy.
Speaker 1: David, You're you're such a You're such a bitch.
Speaker 2: It's like trying to validate like such a bitch. It's
Speaker 2: like for Spider spider Man is like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to kill people, but he's like, I'm trying to kill
Speaker 2: carnage because he's killing people, and I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: this doesn't makes sense. Still still like Venom. Venom is
Speaker 2: like one thing. Venom hates Spider Man really a lot, right,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't go around terrorizing other people pretty much.
Speaker 1: I still think looking I will say, even to be
Speaker 1: fair to Batman and a lot of these people, to
Speaker 1: be fair, to be fairest other fair.
Speaker 2: Gotham City is super corrupt. At some point, you'd think even.
Speaker 1: Commissioner Gordon to be like, hey, you'll kill this nigga,
Speaker 1: you know, like he just like he just makes the
Speaker 1: call like hey take he takes somebody. It's true.
Speaker 3: It's like it's it's clear that it has like the
Speaker 3: most moral police officers in the world somehow.
Speaker 2: You know it has it has genuinely like three but
Speaker 2: which is, by the way, which still more than most cities.
Speaker 2: Commissioner Gordon's actually a good guy. It's insane, That's that's stupid.
Speaker 2: He came from Chicago and was like, Chicago's fuck and
Speaker 2: he came to Gotham. He's like, this is hell. He
Speaker 2: went to Gotham. This is hell.
Speaker 1: He shows he transferred from God from Chicago to Gotham.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that say about Chicago in that world?
Speaker 2: I think he probably made Chicago her probably and he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, we could really do something if we
Speaker 2: go to these bass got him has a bunch of
Speaker 2: fucking clowns running around like a nigga made of clay
Speaker 2: that turned into his wife lets you fuck her and
Speaker 2: then tries to kill you, and it's like, why do
Speaker 2: you let me fuck you?
Speaker 1: I I love that. There's like Clay Man, there is
Speaker 1: a there is a Clay Evil Clay. There is a
Speaker 1: villain named Clay Aiken. Where's where's Clayn's position.
Speaker 2: He's doing some gay club. He's gay aching.
Speaker 1: Actually he's in Los Angeles. He's in I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: afraid to go outside my city. I'm afraid to I'm
Speaker 1: not leaving. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I just think that I love I like
Speaker 2: Batman when he interacts with the drop Ins, like when
Speaker 2: he's around like I didn't say that at all. I
Speaker 2: like when he's went on to Grayson because I think
Speaker 2: him and that's just like that's his actual son. And
Speaker 2: I think if he would have killed Dick Grayson, I
Speaker 2: think Batman would have probably tried to kill him. That
Speaker 2: to take that people probably had this is too much
Speaker 2: comic about you think he only truly cares.
Speaker 1: About Dick, not only truly cares. But that's that's his boy.
Speaker 1: That's like, I mean, it's his original you know, gay lover.
Speaker 1: I understand his altar boy. I get that. I mean, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't look, man, Look, I know people don't want
Speaker 1: to tackle that, but come on, man, it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's definitely weird, kind of like a fucking uh Doc
Speaker 3: and Marty kind of it's weird.
Speaker 1: But it's like mm hm, dynamic.
Speaker 2: I actually agree with that. It's only weird because we
Speaker 2: have such a fucked up version of this world. But
Speaker 2: we live in a world where.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think that there was a time where
Speaker 3: that probably wasn't like it was weird, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: weird in the way that it that it is today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like even just like back
Speaker 3: in the nineties, I bet like you could probably like
Speaker 3: even just like I feel this way about.
Speaker 2: Like children in general. Right, It's like, I never want
Speaker 2: to interact with a child ever. Yeah, there's no under
Speaker 2: underno circumstances ever, because I just I don't want even
Speaker 2: the perception there's anything weird. There's no context outside of parenting,
Speaker 2: so much have been dragging with a child exactly. I
Speaker 2: think actually, like if you're a parent or a very
Speaker 2: close relative and even that, I'm like, even that, I'm like,
Speaker 2: but what's funny is that it used to be so normal.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, it used to.
Speaker 1: Be Like.
Speaker 2: But I think it's always been kind of fucked up
Speaker 2: because humans have always been fucking sure.
Speaker 3: People have always been fucked up. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 3: people have always been there to take advantage of that.
Speaker 1: We didn't think about all that stuff, right, It's like
Speaker 1: when I think about when I think about the Scouts,
Speaker 1: like I didn't I thought the Scouts were just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Like useful tools warn some ship. But then yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean it is taking me. But also the same time,
Speaker 2: it's not right with fucking bro pretors bro. I'm aware,
Speaker 2: I eighty thousand plus cases. I'm aware, like it's insane
Speaker 2: when when I even when I have to be fair
Speaker 2: to them, that's not that many relative to how many
Speaker 2: scouts there's relative to how many scouts, A thousand scouts
Speaker 2: crass and there's only one hundred and twenty five thousand scouts,
Speaker 2: And it's like.
Speaker 1: You mean to far more than how many? What thirds?
Speaker 1: What actually is the ratio, like how many scouts are there,
Speaker 1: it's got to be a lot further to be thus cases,
Speaker 1: well not anymore. But what I mean is for there
Speaker 1: to be in two thousand cas, I imagine there's gotta
Speaker 1: be that ship dropped, and it dropped at least a million.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm hoping million millions.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna look, I'm not saying anymore like
Speaker 3: i'm saying. I'm saying for the statistics that we're talking
Speaker 3: about at its peak, I'm gonna, yeah, what's peak scout.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm I'm not gonna look it up because
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I don't want to know,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to I don't want the number
Speaker 1: to be I hope the number is significantly high. Was
Speaker 1: the Boy Scouts? Yeah, boy Scouts? It might be out
Speaker 1: of it, probably, Yeah, I know what they're called it, dude.
Speaker 1: People are more mad that they took it's just called
Speaker 1: the Scouts now than then because there then they're being
Speaker 1: a boy and girl.
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense that.
Speaker 1: They got They got more upset about that than anyone
Speaker 1: trying to tell them about those fucking numbers.
Speaker 2: It's always how it is, like, I'm more upset about
Speaker 2: abortion and how many pastors are fucking kids.
Speaker 3: Scouting America previously known as the Boy Scouts, they changed
Speaker 3: their name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, currently currently has just over.
Speaker 1: One million youth members.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you can strapped like that. Maybe back in
Speaker 2: the day was probably more.
Speaker 1: And this is a current number, meaning that so throughout time,
Speaker 1: so millions and millions of kids have gone through it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, that's what I would assume that, you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to I was a Cub Scout for a
Speaker 1: little bit. I was a Cub Scout too, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: New York City. That's that's that's the only way you
Speaker 1: get to like go do stuff like that in New
Speaker 1: York City. Like, actually, some ways that I got.
Speaker 2: There was the one kid that was always crying and scared,
Speaker 2: but like I just kind of whatever.
Speaker 1: I figured it was just weird. You guys need to
Speaker 1: go to therapy and unlock some memories.
Speaker 2: I really don't think I'm traumatized, but I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go there and it's gonna be like a
Speaker 2: three hour conversation and the therapist is going to be like, bro,
Speaker 2: get out, he's got The therapist is gonna say get out.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be he's gonna be crying. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't feel good. I'm just crying. You make me
Speaker 2: feel you're really bumming me out. I got I got
Speaker 2: two people after you, and I got to tell them
Speaker 2: not to kill them. Your therapist going like, dude, you're
Speaker 2: really killing the vibe right now. Man, you're really fucking
Speaker 2: up my mellow right now. I thought we're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about fucking I don't know, like the Knicks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna talk about the Knicks. Man? Would she?
Speaker 1: Tom Thibodau got fired you the coach of the Knicks.
Speaker 2: Tom Thibodeau, Yeah, owner of the Timsdale Timodau, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tom Tibodeau, the tim Yeah, that's a dumb Timstail, Timbotou, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Knicks head coach. You get. Look, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are surprised, but personally, I'm not surprised because I
Speaker 1: think the main reason why they lost is because he
Speaker 1: he's notoriously does not like to play his bench, So
Speaker 1: he has the bench that are just there just in
Speaker 1: case someone get injured, and his.
Speaker 2: Fucking main team is going on fume. Yeah, like that
Speaker 2: light skin do the one you everby was making fun of.
Speaker 2: He was cooked by the end of the fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like, he's he needs to like get off
Speaker 2: his feet so it doesn't injure himself.
Speaker 1: That's essentially why they lost. They they had a couple
Speaker 1: of like Carl Anthony Towns had a knee injury.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Jalen Brunson was tired of sh like say, when
Speaker 2: at the end of the fourth.
Speaker 1: Quarter, your legs are done, you can't shoot well anymore,
Speaker 1: you can't get in position and stop the defense from
Speaker 1: running like wildly the fucking pacers. So he like, yeah,
Speaker 1: at the very end he finally started rotating deep and
Speaker 1: then they were doing pretty well, but it was already
Speaker 1: too late. They lost the first two games, and one
Speaker 1: game they lost dude in like two minutes to go.
Speaker 1: They were up by significant points, but they were so
Speaker 1: tired they couldn't defend well. This one guy, who's not
Speaker 1: even the best three point shooter, he fucking drained like
Speaker 1: as if he was just god. Like he had fucking
Speaker 1: mods on. He made five in a row in the
Speaker 1: last couple of minutes, and then they fucking tied. The
Speaker 1: game went overtime, and then they won eventually, And I
Speaker 1: think that was a moment that I think that was
Speaker 1: the moment when they're like, if they don't win this series,
Speaker 1: Tom's fired. Tom Tibodau's fired. So it didn't matter like that.
Speaker 2: That was such a horrible game.
Speaker 1: It was one of It was the literally they blew
Speaker 1: the biggest lead with a little bit of time left
Speaker 1: in history. They made history by like watching the biggest game.
Speaker 1: Hey boy, Timothy shallow Man, man, that's your boy. I
Speaker 1: thought you guys were like best friends or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you guys used to like fucking Xbox or something.
Speaker 1: They went together.
Speaker 2: You guys went oh, yeah, I wonder if he is
Speaker 2: he okay, No, he dated a Kardashian, so he's not okay,
Speaker 2: he's in trouble. How long has he got before he's
Speaker 2: the appeal?
Speaker 1: What are the Kardashians.
Speaker 2: So it's very obvious.
Speaker 1: So what I mean is when you're like when you
Speaker 1: when you're I don't know sell me at all, but
Speaker 1: you would assume he's somebody who's like, I don't have
Speaker 1: a prolific I don't have the the aspirations to date
Speaker 1: a famous celebrity. If I become famous, you know somebody
Speaker 1: who it's I don't know. I guess I don't have
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys have that feeling. Say you
Speaker 1: became an A list celebrity, do you now feel like
Speaker 1: you want, like, say, have you ever had a goal?
Speaker 1: Like do you want to data a less celebrity?
Speaker 2: I want to fund them, but like I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to date them really.
Speaker 1: Well, so yeah, that's the opportunity arose. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would necessarily. It depends on who
Speaker 2: it is. I think I don't think of celebrities as humans,
Speaker 2: so like it's all right, like they're like they're not
Speaker 2: They're not people like you and I are people. They're
Speaker 2: people like like they are in they they existing. I know,
Speaker 2: they exist, they deserve rights and all that shit, but
Speaker 2: they're not people that you interact with every day, you know,
Speaker 2: they're the kind of people you see existing and in
Speaker 2: everyday interactions. Yeah, So, like that's not what I aspire towards.
Speaker 2: Like I don't inspire to be fame friends with like celebrities.
Speaker 2: I'd like to meet people that like I like, I'd
Speaker 2: like to talk to him to the mar about music,
Speaker 2: but I don't really aspire to be his friends.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, Like you don't want to date, That's that's weird.
Speaker 2: Like Kim Kardashian, I might have wanted to fuck her
Speaker 2: for a period of time, but I want to want
Speaker 2: her to be my girlfriend, and like I sit down
Speaker 2: and watch movies with her and I talk to her
Speaker 2: about me loving D and D and shit, like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: They don't exist like that in my brain.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like I think of it this way,
Speaker 1: Like Timothy Shalloman says he was building Xbox controllers. Since
Speaker 1: you saw that old content of his or whatever, you
Speaker 1: would assume you kind of have an idea of some
Speaker 1: stuff that he might be into, and he played games
Speaker 1: all the ship. I just feel like the Kardashians absolutely
Speaker 1: don't do any of that stuff and they don't care
Speaker 1: about any of that ship. So my thing is, oh,
Speaker 1: this seems like just like a pointless clout move and
Speaker 1: you're not actually interested.
Speaker 2: In these I mean attractive, she's very rich.
Speaker 1: I don't care personally.
Speaker 2: But that's but that's you.
Speaker 1: That's That's what I'm saying though. That's why I asked
Speaker 1: you guys, like, is this something that you're interested in?
Speaker 1: There's the person that is rich and just attractive, and
Speaker 1: now you want to fucking date.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't close the door on it if something happened
Speaker 3: and I happened to strike a chord with and something
Speaker 3: happened to strike with somebody that famous.
Speaker 1: So like you're like me, like say, for example, you know,
Speaker 1: like you're you're not gonna have common interests, but like
Speaker 1: you're you're okay with dating people.
Speaker 2: Like I don't common Yeah, you don't know them as people,
Speaker 2: and that's like the big thing.
Speaker 1: Well they kind of they have like shows and stuff
Speaker 1: and they but that's like that to a degree to me,
Speaker 1: it's look at This is what I mean. This is
Speaker 1: what I mean. People that are like aless celebrities and
Speaker 1: like say, I don't see all the time Henry Cavill,
Speaker 1: but we know he's like, oh, I dabble with this.
Speaker 1: I play some games, you see, I like work Hammer,
Speaker 1: like forty K. I know what he's about. There's like
Speaker 1: Jack Quaid, I know what jack Quade's about. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, But I don't see it.
Speaker 2: But they're more they're more personable.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that are like that, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There's a lot of people that just
Speaker 1: live like regular people, but they're just rich and famous, right.
Speaker 1: They show their common interest online whenever it arises, and
Speaker 1: those people like the Kardashians is nothing of that stuff.
Speaker 1: They don't show any interest in that stuff. And it's like,
Speaker 1: deep down they could be hiding it for some weird
Speaker 1: fucking reason. Why.
Speaker 3: It depends on how I got a billion dollar dynasty
Speaker 3: for no fucking reason. I really I have no Concept's
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. If you're yeah, I'm saying we're doing
Speaker 1: If we're doing Aucam's razor, it seems kind of like
Speaker 1: what it's just oh, I have the opportunity to do this,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it sure, And it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just it's just dumb.
Speaker 2: Because also I think I think I'm very I think
Speaker 2: that's gonna work out is you know, it's it's it's low.
Speaker 2: I think I think a lot of like celebrity relationships
Speaker 2: are just for cloud Like they don't even date really,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, we're together in prob Like Logan pauls
Speaker 2: it was a Tan of Mojo or was it somebody
Speaker 2: else like that?
Speaker 1: I think it was her. I think they did that way.
Speaker 2: It was Jake. Who did I say?
Speaker 1: What did I said?
Speaker 2: Logan Jake Paul? Yeah, same same ship.
Speaker 1: But to me, they're they're finally different now because like
Speaker 1: Jake Paul is just some dumb ass boxer that I
Speaker 1: never think about anymore. And the Logan Paul is like,
Speaker 1: scammed people and he's like on the fucking Superstar.
Speaker 2: It makes me he's he's so rewarded for like like Jake.
Speaker 1: I was like, as far as I know, Jake has
Speaker 1: not scammed people anymore anymore, like anymore dumb a.
Speaker 2: Low bar though, like like I don't scam people anymore horrible.
Speaker 2: I will take it.
Speaker 1: I will take the renowned races. Then the person continuing
Speaker 1: to be racist. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I guess well the renown there there, renounce renounced.
Speaker 1: Now I actually crazy. I actually caught that a little bit.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, did I say that? And then
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad he's got golden He's on the
Speaker 1: golden valve thing when it comes in. He said, renounce renown.
Speaker 1: I've fit to say, yeah, he renounced the renounced racist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I learned that word.
Speaker 1: I learned that word from Fable because you earn renown. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I remember that being like, oh, what's that?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Damian Sawyer's wrote and he says, hey, gay threesome,
Speaker 3: I am currently playing Grand Theft Auto the Grand Theft
Speaker 3: Auto Games.
Speaker 1: Uh oh is that my mail?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It just kind of like for some reason, my brother,
Speaker 1: what am I looking at them? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh hey gay three, I currently I'm currently playing the
Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto Games because GJ six has finally got
Speaker 3: a release date. What are some of your fond memories
Speaker 3: of any of these games? I remember going into the
Speaker 3: I remember going into the hospitals and basically playing Gears
Speaker 3: Hord mode with the cops all the time and G four.
Speaker 2: I love how everybody has this, this experience. I love
Speaker 2: this person that's like one of those things was like.
Speaker 3: You ever I've seen this comment on a couple of
Speaker 3: videos where it's like, damn no, I have no unique experiences,
Speaker 3: or it's just like somebody will bring up like a
Speaker 3: hyper specific thing that they do and then liked, like
Speaker 3: millions of people relate to.
Speaker 1: It's like I only thought I did this. Oh I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 3: This uh, this alluring cops into a hospital. It's just
Speaker 3: something that everybody who played gt for I like it
Speaker 3: because to me, it has it has a couple of implications.
Speaker 3: Number one that people found, they found the hot, the
Speaker 3: convenience of that corridor.
Speaker 2: They they just they they understood.
Speaker 1: And and one thing that a universally people like blasting
Speaker 1: cops in those games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like so, so what's the selling point? Honestly, it
Speaker 2: kind of I spent it. Lily plays that game. She
Speaker 2: fucking loves GTA just to kill police officers. It's insane.
Speaker 1: It's it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I love that for me, that got boring for her.
Speaker 2: It's like this is like I watched to play DTA
Speaker 2: five and it's like it's like a kid opening a
Speaker 2: new present every time. It's like, dude, how are you
Speaker 2: not bored doing it? It's it's so fun.
Speaker 1: It's funny, man. It's just there's something like so satisfying
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: It is. It's a fun thing to go.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have a go to place when you
Speaker 1: play GTA five? Did you have a go to place?
Speaker 2: I haven't played enough five. I don't know five the
Speaker 2: way I know four four obviously, the long strip where
Speaker 2: you see how fast you can go down the strip
Speaker 2: without crashing.
Speaker 1: I forgot what the area is.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be some time
Speaker 2: place in midtown in real life. But it's like one straight,
Speaker 2: long ass fucking streak directly in the middle of the
Speaker 2: mat that you just zoomed down. And so if you
Speaker 2: can make it down there driving as fast you can
Speaker 2: without crashing, And I do that my friend all the time,
Speaker 2: and I made it down there maybe twice. Those cars, too,
Speaker 2: in DJ four are so specific, like they're heavy. The
Speaker 2: I love heavy.
Speaker 1: I love the way they feel. I thought DJ five
Speaker 1: felt a little bit too like Arkadie it was to me,
Speaker 1: it was it was also I just it was way
Speaker 1: too easy to die, like if you're driving, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're in five, if you're driving and you just you know,
Speaker 1: you mean, it was a little bit too realistic for
Speaker 1: me to where you could you could you could smash
Speaker 1: out of the windshield and four yeah and you'll be
Speaker 1: You'll be okay, you can. I remember see videos a
Speaker 1: long time ago, people like going so fast and then
Speaker 1: hitting something and then flying through the windshield and then
Speaker 1: skinning for my als on like Nico's back just like
Speaker 1: he just gets up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you can't do that in five. My favorite
Speaker 2: one is the one is when you do that and
Speaker 2: then you immediately hit another car and you're fine, You're unscared.
Speaker 2: You like hit the thing and you hit the front
Speaker 2: of a car. Bro let's go ball, and it's like,
Speaker 2: what the is going on?
Speaker 1: That's a video game? To me, I'm like, yeah, give me,
Speaker 1: I don't need it to be like you get shot
Speaker 1: like three times a five now you're like fucking dead almost.
Speaker 3: Like be so realistic and g five six, six to six,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get shot on the knee and then you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Bleed out the hospital you get a surgery.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you gotta go into debt. I really I
Speaker 1: don't think. Did you guys play that story? Better be
Speaker 1: real good?
Speaker 2: Right? Did you guys play like lost in the damn
Speaker 2: Ballad of Gates On me? Play finished? I finished both
Speaker 2: of them. Actually, I should actually do that. I think
Speaker 2: I finished both of them. Yeah, I love them. Ballat
Speaker 2: of Gates on when you fucking jump out of the
Speaker 2: fucking you have the parachute and then up some behind,
Speaker 2: you're pretty much flying through the city like fucking flying
Speaker 2: through city, but you're not. You're just falling in a
Speaker 2: direct excuse me direction? Really well, I so wanted you
Speaker 2: to throw up there, like every time you do that,
Speaker 2: I really like, I pray like it's like I hope.
Speaker 1: This is when when it throws up it, I don't
Speaker 1: really throw it. Man, I'm sorry. I get myself throw
Speaker 1: up one day.
Speaker 2: I can't do anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna sneak. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: epicac into your fucking food. Damn in your water. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is so water.
Speaker 2: That's so bad, because is like fucking painful?
Speaker 1: Is it bad?
Speaker 2: You literally vomit. Yeah, they give it to people that
Speaker 2: have ingested poison and ship. Yeah, vomiting isn't that bad. Yes,
Speaker 2: it is not compared to like, I don't know, being
Speaker 2: shot in the face with a gun. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the ultimate bad probably pain other than getting a
Speaker 2: nuke dropped on you.
Speaker 1: I bet that doesn't hurt.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you're probably it's like a nice breeze, but it's.
Speaker 3: Like a sting, like almost like like like when you
Speaker 3: you get like pull a hang all a little bit
Speaker 3: too hard, and then for like one frame it's that
Speaker 3: and then and then it's peace.
Speaker 1: I wonder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like probably feeling a really bright light.
Speaker 1: You know, like.
Speaker 2: It's like the HBO fucking choir. It's like when the
Speaker 2: electric start, but it fucking hums at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, did you?
Speaker 3: I restarted my HBO Max description just because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll get it for this month. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: stuff to catch.
Speaker 2: Up on Sinners on her is it today?
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's lit any better.
Speaker 2: The the outside with the vampires is not lit well.
Speaker 2: But I think it's good. But I think I think
Speaker 2: literally the screen that I was like watching that was,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 1: Think that's the point.
Speaker 2: The point is supposed to be dim to see the
Speaker 2: vampire's fucking eyes. Whatever.
Speaker 1: You're gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah for saying that, that's how you twisted around?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, but I was watching the rehearsal that Nathan
Speaker 2: do insane?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? I think it's a one.
Speaker 2: Season two is fucking crazy. I don't know how they
Speaker 2: continue from season you know, Nathan for you, Yeah, we
Speaker 2: talked about this a little bit because to shut the
Speaker 2: end of season one.
Speaker 3: Season two is like, I honestly am surprised he didn't
Speaker 3: end up on like a terrorist like the ship that
Speaker 3: like he managed to literally fly like a passenger plane,
Speaker 3: like he flew as a pilot.
Speaker 2: I it's crazy. It's a crazy show. I highly argument it.
Speaker 1: But okay, so what is this Uncle Adams? Oh real quick?
Speaker 1: Oh the g t A four stuff. Yeah, the I
Speaker 1: want people to try if you haven't so, if you
Speaker 1: haven't done so there's the corridor in gt A four.
Speaker 1: I want people to try this if you haven't done
Speaker 1: this yet, so you know, when you go to your
Speaker 1: safe zone, you're safe. Uh what is they called the
Speaker 1: safe home? Safe house? You you're not supposed to have
Speaker 1: guns in their weapons. You just immediately like you put
Speaker 1: them away or something that usually happens or something. You
Speaker 1: can't take them out. Yeah, if you run in with one,
Speaker 1: So just run in with your machine gun or whatever
Speaker 1: something like that. You'll still have it. So go to
Speaker 1: Franklin's house running with it on five in five, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you haven't tried this in four,
Speaker 1: like if sorry, if you haven't done anything in five,
Speaker 1: I want to give you a place to This is
Speaker 1: a really good place to funnel the cops. And so
Speaker 1: you go to the back of the You go to
Speaker 1: the back of Franklin's house, right before the kitchen, right
Speaker 1: rap before the kitchen. So you're in the hallway and
Speaker 1: there's there's the hall they can go through where the
Speaker 1: mom's sitting watching TV or whatever. And there's one door
Speaker 1: wrap before you. But it's it's be enough time for
Speaker 1: while they're into the cops or entering the door. You
Speaker 1: just funnel them there and you just blast them continuously,
Speaker 1: and she's just there chilling watching TV or whatever, doing
Speaker 1: her thing while the cops are coming in trying to
Speaker 1: kill you.
Speaker 2: That's a great place to do it. They came out.
Speaker 2: Derek posted the picture of all those pile the cops
Speaker 2: in the gun store, bro, and I was like, Derek,
Speaker 2: but there's the dude that's standing on top of the pile,
Speaker 2: still trying to get you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Bro, do you not see this?
Speaker 2: Look at the map here, man do I can't do math.
Speaker 2: I can do that math, you know, like I'm not
Speaker 2: walking anywhere near that.
Speaker 1: That's probably that is subtraction.
Speaker 2: That is that is you've probably killed every cop period,
Speaker 2: Like there's probably no more lawman right now.
Speaker 3: It really doesn't look really, it doesn't look like anybody
Speaker 3: could authentically, like earnestly naturally by playing the game get
Speaker 3: to that point. It's such a ridiculous amount of bodies.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can find it was a
Speaker 3: game running slow.
Speaker 1: No, it was fine, it was okay. The only time
Speaker 1: it was it was in Sandini when I was so
Speaker 1: I found a new place. I don't remember if this
Speaker 1: was a gun store as well, but it was like
Speaker 1: it's a big fucking store. And then that one it
Speaker 1: started to get a little bit because horses were able
Speaker 1: to like make it inside.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the horses be running around the dudes. I would
Speaker 2: do it at the graveyard. You know, we have to
Speaker 2: have the mission for the graveyard. I forgot what happens there.
Speaker 2: You have to do some sort of graveyard mission like
Speaker 2: sneaking or something. Oh is that when uh yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: you have your stream Candonese. I forgot what was that.
Speaker 1: I do remember that that's when you're doing it your
Speaker 1: stealth mission. But I do it there and it's funny
Speaker 1: because I'm like jumping off the Yeah, you're like wanted already.
Speaker 1: I think this is when you come back from Tahiti
Speaker 1: or not Tohiti, but uh yeah goolba, Yeah yeah, goolba.
Speaker 1: I should fucking went to Cuba in that game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is funny.
Speaker 2: I like it with some black niggas.
Speaker 1: I like that it just did a complete side mission
Speaker 1: that that's.
Speaker 2: The whole and then you're like why are and like
Speaker 2: top for a Revolution and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is I should try and beat five? I never I
Speaker 2: never actually got that far into it. I really don't
Speaker 2: like the characters, and I liked it. I like it
Speaker 2: for what I think.
Speaker 3: There's just like something about four that I really like.
Speaker 3: This is the physics and four and just like the
Speaker 3: you can do more parkour and four too like you
Speaker 3: can climb ship and g J five you can't really
Speaker 3: like Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't like just more stuff to do.
Speaker 2: I barely like Franklin is. I love Franklin's cousin. He's mad,
Speaker 2: his cousin's good. I like, yeah, I don't give a
Speaker 2: I don't give The characters are the main problem for me, honestly, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't because Trevor's is annoying.
Speaker 1: I like him in small doses. He's like a cramer,
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't want to show around him, but.
Speaker 2: Like Mike gives us a fucking jackass, and then Franklin
Speaker 2: is just like trying to do better but then constantly
Speaker 2: does the wrong thing. He's he's he's it's just like
Speaker 2: he's like, no, no, He's literally to a place he
Speaker 2: shouldn't be and he's like, hey, I know I shouldn't
Speaker 2: be here, and he's like he's freaking out and pointing
Speaker 2: at it. Iconic.
Speaker 1: It's the finest memory I have.
Speaker 2: GJ four though, is like outside of those those hospitals,
Speaker 2: is probably like because me and my friends would go
Speaker 2: onto online and we would go to the I remember
Speaker 2: this moment. Would you'd wait by the fucking top of
Speaker 2: area by the fucking there's one giant bank and you'd
Speaker 2: go on the roof and you'd wait. When people about
Speaker 2: deposit whinning, you'd snipe him too. Oh, I mean everyone
Speaker 2: would do that. That ship was it is so not
Speaker 2: okay that that was a real thing. Well for me,
Speaker 2: there was a gigantic vantage point. By the atm of
Speaker 2: the game. I was like, I'm just gonna wait here
Speaker 2: all day and I would do.
Speaker 1: It for hour. My thing was like I uh.
Speaker 3: We would go to the top of like a really
Speaker 3: high building, usually the Empire State Building, and one of
Speaker 3: our friends would blast uh foo fighters, there goes my
Speaker 3: heroes and we would jump off and we were like
Speaker 3: aim for the bushes. And it was so funny because
Speaker 3: like the sound of the music was so it was
Speaker 3: like compressed through like the three sixty mics. It just
Speaker 3: sounded but it was so funny, and then it would
Speaker 3: just cut out the second.
Speaker 2: Person hit the ground. It's good, it's good stuff.
Speaker 1: The picture of a that is so crazy, that is disgusting.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 6: My guy standing on top on top, still trying to
Speaker 6: get the job done, and it's like, my dude, it's
Speaker 6: time to go it's it's over, go back to your family.
Speaker 2: That is merciless murder dude, that is just a mass.
Speaker 1: I just love how how much they allow the bodies
Speaker 1: to pile in that game. Physic g T A six
Speaker 1: should be good for that. So when we when we
Speaker 1: find the place to funnel them, right, it should be.
Speaker 1: It should be.
Speaker 2: It's because like they're gonna step it up, right, they must. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If they don't, they they're gonna be hearing from you.
Speaker 1: It was like watching uh, this guy playing hit Man
Speaker 1: where he filled an entire room of like this body.
Speaker 1: It was so many, it was so many bodies. None
Speaker 1: of them disappeared, and then I think he like threw
Speaker 1: like a grenade or something. And I gotta find this
Speaker 1: scene because.
Speaker 2: It's that guy.
Speaker 1: If I say his name the YouTube, people know who
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, because he had that the wild Wacky
Speaker 1: West video of to that dude, that guy.
Speaker 2: Those crazy mods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like that guy.
Speaker 2: That's on where the jack attacking you comes from, that
Speaker 2: classic video the little baby Jack right right right right right,
Speaker 2: getting fucking body buddy, and he's slamming you throughout the
Speaker 2: map and you're like.
Speaker 1: What do you That guy's name is like bananas something
Speaker 1: I always forget his name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's so funny Hitman's Yeah, I was trying
Speaker 3: to play Himan last night, but I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Like it's like a you gotta be in the mood
Speaker 1: for that kind of game. Yeah, but I love bed
Speaker 1: Bananas bead Bananas nineteen million for that fucking uh Red
Speaker 1: Dead video.
Speaker 2: It's great, so good. It deserves every deserves every one
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking fantastic. But yeah, this guy did a
Speaker 1: hit Man one. Please find it people if you're listening.
Speaker 1: It's fuck it's it's not as good as the other one,
Speaker 1: but it's as a hit Man video, it's fucking phenomenal. Dude,
Speaker 1: hit Man.
Speaker 3: I love because like physics didn't make no sense. It
Speaker 3: was like, if you throw that, you can Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can throw your briefcase as like a It's like a
Speaker 3: melee weapon and it will follow.
Speaker 2: It's once following, it doesn't matter if you could.
Speaker 3: It'll turn around corners, it'll like stay at the same
Speaker 3: height forever and chase you through corridors, through like fields.
Speaker 1: It's hysterical. It's the same universe as wanted. It's a
Speaker 1: confirmed he can curve a briefcase forever.
Speaker 3: It's crazy anyway, fucking uh yeah, shout out to g JA.
Speaker 3: Uncle Adams dropping his keys between Sweene's teeth.
Speaker 1: Wrote in Uncle Adams, I forgot about that guy. I
Speaker 1: forgot about him too.
Speaker 2: Like from the fucking Adams family. No uncle, Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a music he's like some rapper. It was we me
Speaker 2: and Anthony Vantanna did like.
Speaker 3: A react video to his sas crazy to think about
Speaker 3: so long ago, but he goes, hey, Chris, Chris, and
Speaker 3: Chris Chris is what's a word that looks extremely wrong
Speaker 3: to write, but it but is right, but it's right.
Speaker 2: I don't like the word lingerie at all. I hate
Speaker 2: the way that that that that word is spelled.
Speaker 3: It looks weird, like it really pisses me off because
Speaker 3: like none of it even as I read it out,
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not what that says.
Speaker 2: I have a word, but it's too close to being
Speaker 2: fucking like actually the terrible word just.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, well that's a word.
Speaker 2: And it's still a race word actually technically, but it's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's a word.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy word.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound good even what it means, even what
Speaker 2: it means, is like even what it means is like,
Speaker 2: this is some connotation that's still there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, with an A and not an e.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, but I think the phrase is still
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what is it?
Speaker 2: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: Specifically?
Speaker 2: It means to like be someone that wants to take
Speaker 2: something back after being given, giving it away, sort of
Speaker 2: like what like they say Indian giving was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, engine giving. I understand. I see, Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: that lingerie thing. It's funny because uh uh sometimes Jojo
Speaker 1: she pronounces things as it looks. So that's how she
Speaker 1: pronounces lingerie lanerie. Yeah, it's cute, it's cute. I don't
Speaker 1: correct her because I don't want I don't want it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to correct it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I want to look dumb around people. I want people
Speaker 2: to no to me of them. Know, you're from a
Speaker 2: foreign place.
Speaker 1: To me, there's no reason to like, if people understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying, there's no reason for me to correct
Speaker 1: that is. I agree with that, So like I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, there's no reason to say anything. There's some
Speaker 1: things where I'm like, ah, that's not that's.
Speaker 2: Not you do that to a children due that's adults.
Speaker 1: Oh No, to me, it's like, if I understand, I
Speaker 1: have no reason to say anything or think anything. If
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I do it to children because they're learning how to
Speaker 2: convey their words. Yeah, they need to understand how to
Speaker 2: say things correctly because of the fact that the world's
Speaker 2: not going to hold their handing.
Speaker 1: You do a lot of things with the kids, right,
Speaker 1: You can still hit them. You can still you know,
Speaker 1: you can do a lot of things that you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to. You would go to jail for hitting an adult,
Speaker 1: you can get charged for that, but if you hit
Speaker 1: your kid, it can be perfectly fine.
Speaker 2: I entirely cannot understand how people in the modern world
Speaker 2: still hit their children.
Speaker 1: I'll hit your kids, that's crazy, but box them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna teach my kids that he's a gun. They're
Speaker 2: gonna hit everything like you got me, uncle, bullets to
Speaker 2: the gut. Yeah, you get frightened me. I'm sorry, this
Speaker 2: kid has a handgun of twenty two. Yeah, I'm in
Speaker 2: the right state.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure you're I'm sure you're you're
Speaker 1: a very clearly minority child.
Speaker 2: We have a great time after murdering a white passing individual.
Speaker 1: In modern I'm sure succession with the with the he's
Speaker 1: got the plaid on.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you got me, Hopefully the Lily's father's skin tone.
Speaker 2: If they do, they'll be fine.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be darker than you.
Speaker 2: That'd be interesting. That'd be interesting. For sure, they're gonna
Speaker 2: be They're gonna be split down the middle. They're just
Speaker 2: like they're just my black but out the red and
Speaker 2: they're just dark. And I'm like, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: You look so dark. You look cool. They for some
Speaker 1: reason speak Petois.
Speaker 2: You didn't.
Speaker 1: You never taught him anything.
Speaker 2: Never they speak. They seek patois in Spanish only they
Speaker 2: cannot speak less proper Spanish as full as someone needs
Speaker 2: to be, you know, because there's like this, there's like
Speaker 2: how I speak Spanish and I'm like, I hate to
Speaker 2: speak conversational Spanish. Lily can speak Spanish and be fine
Speaker 2: where she goes, but she's not like encyclopedic, you know,
Speaker 2: like she couldn't do be like, uh a translator, because
Speaker 2: Smokey can be a translator. She's like absolutely fluent. Interesting, yeah,
Speaker 2: but Lily can speak Spanish to people. That's that was
Speaker 2: her job right, she was like a call center or
Speaker 2: something or so she was I think so. So that's
Speaker 2: like the difference, like because I I would say, she's
Speaker 2: probably like a seventy five.
Speaker 1: Percent on the way here, actually really smokey. At least
Speaker 1: I think smoky was in the car. I saw it,
Speaker 1: make for sure. Yeah I was. I was just almost
Speaker 1: by your apartment. And the funny thing is, as I was,
Speaker 1: I was violently shaking this. I have a shaker that
Speaker 1: has like protein in it and stuff, and I was
Speaker 1: violently shaking it as you're driving by. I look, I
Speaker 1: must have looked weird.
Speaker 2: I love these stories because everybody will tell me, like
Speaker 2: because Mick. Mick told me like he walked by somebody
Speaker 2: that he thought was Jojo, but he wasn't sure, and
Speaker 2: then like he said like hi, and then he immediately
Speaker 2: cowered like he's like I don't know if that's hers
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: He told me like, hey, listen, if Derek, if any
Speaker 1: if there's anything weird, if they think I was weird,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm always the person people tell. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody notices. Can I Can I be?
Speaker 1: Can I be?
Speaker 2: That's definitely happened to me before there. I've definitely been like,
Speaker 2: is that I did that? People?
Speaker 1: I did it? I did. I did a really embarrassing
Speaker 1: one where there's no way to tell this us this
Speaker 1: and not sound racist, because you know, people Asians look
Speaker 1: alike and I'm like, no, they don't, You're stupid. But then,
Speaker 1: but then I was at my lunch and oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have two stories to tell you. This is crazy
Speaker 1: because I was it's it's because this Taco bell that
Speaker 1: I was at. It leads into something that I need
Speaker 1: to tell you that my friend told me yesterday. But
Speaker 1: so I was at the Taco Bell and then I
Speaker 1: saw across the street, just across from the taco bes McDonald's,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit, that's my boy Jason
Speaker 1: I went to school with, like and then fuck it.
Speaker 2: I sat at the table like and I was like shit,
Speaker 2: I was like, on is the next level? I didn't
Speaker 2: see the look and I looked like you're seeing a
Speaker 2: new animal.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh ship. And then and I came
Speaker 1: up and walked away. I didn't even say I didn't
Speaker 1: even say like, oh my bad, I thought you were
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: I just kind of left and that dude was probably like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was about to get robbed.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. You are insane.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I'm tempty, looked exactly like him, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying and I'm like, damn, I can't tell you
Speaker 1: from far and it's to be I just think, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I should have had glasses earlier. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like when I got up to like point blank
Speaker 1: and I realized, like, funk, that's not Jason.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy. I've never actually done that. I've
Speaker 2: never had a mistakes. There's somebody else I've never had
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I've never had that kind of I was so confident,
Speaker 1: but I've definitely seen people that it's like that looks
Speaker 1: like is that that looks like?
Speaker 2: But I've never done it.
Speaker 1: Like I've been like, oh that, God, look like you
Speaker 1: were like confident, already known that for so long, so
Speaker 1: I don't reach Yeah, you can't see nobody.
Speaker 3: There was one guy I wish I could fucking find
Speaker 3: him again. But like back when like twenty sixteen e
Speaker 3: or twenty seventeen, maybe somebody sent me a picture of
Speaker 3: some guy in an airport, be like, are you in
Speaker 3: Germany right now. It's a picture of me at the airport,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like that is me, Like it's really jarring,
Speaker 3: like how similar. Like even I was like that is
Speaker 3: fucking insane. Yeah, because it's my exact profile.
Speaker 2: It's like everything is this is the clothes, and I'm
Speaker 2: like that that is genuinely shocking, one of these shocking
Speaker 2: things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: I never saved it for some reason. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 3: or maybe it is. Maybe it's not like one of
Speaker 3: my old fucking phones. I gotta find it, but it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it blew my fucking mind.
Speaker 1: I've been you know what blew my mind because you know,
Speaker 1: our most of our audience is, you know, doing YouTube
Speaker 1: is obviously from the United States. Like that's like the
Speaker 1: large are the people that watch a start demographic, So
Speaker 1: then you have like small percentages around the world. And
Speaker 1: each time I went traveling, somebody has DM me like
Speaker 1: are you here? And I'm like why, really, like what
Speaker 1: are the odds of that? Because you think about how
Speaker 1: many people exist in said country, right, and then it's
Speaker 1: just like how many of them there? There's three people
Speaker 1: in this country that may watch me, and then one
Speaker 1: happens to see me is sounds fake? You know what.
Speaker 2: I felt like a complete asshole the other day because
Speaker 2: I was I was one of my headphones and then
Speaker 2: they like ran out of battery, right, and so I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, fuck, okay, I'll just take them down.
Speaker 2: And then immediately, like I think like a minute later,
Speaker 2: somebody was like are you christ.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh hi, and I realized, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've probably like, oh completely like completely ignored.
Speaker 3: So many people by complete accident. And this time I
Speaker 3: was wearing my headphones, but like sometimes I wear the
Speaker 3: earbuds where you can't even really don't really see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it just looks like I'm fucking completely ignoring people.
Speaker 1: And so like I wonder, like, damn, how many times
Speaker 1: does that happen? I guess they're at least people probably
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's just Chris. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like you've talked about like, say, uh, how I
Speaker 2: remember I vividly remember you.
Speaker 1: Talking about like walking around New York or places looking
Speaker 1: angry so you don't get bothered. That is true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So there's probably some people that if I remember, there's
Speaker 1: probably some people that remember that too, and they probably
Speaker 1: think that like, oh they're calling and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's he's fine.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe glend dog Get recognized. I hate it. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: you're ear fucked.
Speaker 1: It's you from from the home from home country.
Speaker 2: You are the most famous black person in all of
Speaker 2: our men. And I'm like, I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's something, yeah, the most famous person. It's like, uh,
Speaker 2: a big famous there. You're so amazing. I notice system
Speaker 2: say say the black word person words, say the black
Speaker 2: person words.
Speaker 1: Every time. Every time I go to the American I
Speaker 1: feel like something even if people don't say high like
Speaker 1: I see people like look at me as if they
Speaker 1: like they register is that that guy? Yeah? I hate
Speaker 1: it because I'm just like we just really because I'm
Speaker 1: like grossly out of shape. So I don't want any
Speaker 1: I don't talk to nobody. I'll talk to anybody because
Speaker 1: it's just like this is this is a complete me.
Speaker 1: Did I remember I ran into somebody too, and I
Speaker 1: like piste and shipped my pants and like bled all
Speaker 1: over myself and I was like puking all over myself.
Speaker 1: I was like I was balding. You were crying with
Speaker 1: blood and vomit. I was balding.
Speaker 3: I was like my hair was falling out like and
Speaker 3: it was like it was rain and my hair was
Speaker 3: raining off me. Basically, he was turning in a and
Speaker 3: they're like, here are you, Chris, And it was like
Speaker 3: a fun you called me in such a bad time.
Speaker 3: I'm pissing, shiitting, vomiting and balding in front of you.
Speaker 1: Can't John Hancock me. Yeah, sure. He put his hand
Speaker 1: in his ship and fucking By the way, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: The other story, yes, this is fucking insane. So my
Speaker 1: buddy was taking his lunch break at the same talk
Speaker 1: about that we used to work at this seven larg
Speaker 1: distribution center and so this place in Fullerton, And while
Speaker 1: he was taking his break, he decided, which which is gross,
Speaker 1: He decided to listen to uh snark Tank. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna catch up heye when people
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah. As he ran out of stuff to
Speaker 1: listen to, it said, I'll check out my boys podcast.
Speaker 1: So he listens now and uh. So he was listening
Speaker 1: to the Jordan Peterson episode the Whatever. And while he
Speaker 1: was in the drive through, there's like next to the
Speaker 1: drive through there's a little patio where you can sit
Speaker 1: down and eat, and you right after you did a
Speaker 1: Jordan Peterson impression, he has the time stamp, the timestamp
Speaker 1: for anybody he's curious. The time stamp is thirty six
Speaker 1: fifty three. So in the episode three twenty eight, right
Speaker 1: after you're done doing a Jordan Pearson because you're like,
Speaker 1: what is the you know you're doing the what is
Speaker 1: even this where he's just fucking doing that stuff, you
Speaker 1: start saying die Die die because you're like, you're you're
Speaker 1: do you want a year or so over his bullshit?
Speaker 2: And because the die Die Die.
Speaker 1: There was a guy sitting down at the patio thought
Speaker 1: he was talking to him, and he went to my
Speaker 1: friend like what the fuck do you say to me?
Speaker 1: And my friend was like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I'm listening to something and he cranked it
Speaker 1: up and that guy was all angry, but then he
Speaker 1: calmed down and was like, oh sorry, And I'm like, Chris,
Speaker 1: almost you almost caused people to fight. That's in the
Speaker 1: like and I'm like he told me this, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're this is fake. You made this up, Like this
Speaker 1: didn't happen. I get people fired, but yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know you don't get people fucking I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: either technically, but like, that's amazing the I had so
Speaker 1: many questions to die you were because it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember it, like Marcus Phoenix,
Speaker 1: you remember, do you remember that? I remember how it sounded.
Speaker 7: I died and uh, someone thought, you don't know the person?
Speaker 7: I was like, why did that guy think you were
Speaker 7: talking to him?
Speaker 2: How would you approach someone saying that?
Speaker 1: There are so many like he said to like he
Speaker 1: said to me fair he said the guy was kind
Speaker 1: of like a broie douchebag looking guy.
Speaker 2: So we probably just asking for a fight all the time. Look,
Speaker 2: that's so damn funny.
Speaker 1: Someone screams, die at me. I'm getting away from that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Approach them? How many times does this happen to this guy?
Speaker 1: Before?
Speaker 2: It had happened so many times? He knows that you're
Speaker 2: talking about him? How do you know what you're not?
Speaker 1: Who told you that? Fucking Samuel put you up to this?
Speaker 2: I where's the post? Where's the post?
Speaker 3: It is crazy, though, because I remember, I remember exactly
Speaker 3: how I said it, and it's a really dramatic shift.
Speaker 1: It's really like how I was speaking just before that,
Speaker 1: and then so then I just assume it must be
Speaker 1: for that's what's so.
Speaker 2: That is the craziest part, because if I heard that,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what the fuck is that guy listening to? First?
Speaker 1: Or like who's fighting? Or who's yelling?
Speaker 2: Who screaming? I would start observing.
Speaker 1: I die again, you too? Why do you want me
Speaker 1: to die?
Speaker 2: Sir? He takes out his fucking pistol? What did you
Speaker 2: say if he got if my buddy got shot? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I think as soon as I knew he was like,
Speaker 1: oh stable, I would like cry laugh on him.
Speaker 2: Okay you okay, let's see, let's say your friend and dies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's really funny. It is funny.
Speaker 1: I think you've said video.
Speaker 2: Of it, and it's really funny, like objective, no, no,
Speaker 2: like are you laughing at it? Are you gonna be like?
Speaker 2: I think I would laugh, like a laugh in shock.
Speaker 1: I would laugh. I don't know if I would laugh immediately,
Speaker 1: It's that completely depends, But I think the way that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking right now, I would be too shocked to
Speaker 1: laugh first. I think I would be like, what just happened?
Speaker 1: And then once everything calms down, you'd be like, dude,
Speaker 1: this I feel like it's the opposite for me.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I would be so
Speaker 3: shocked that I would have no choice but like laugh,
Speaker 3: and then eventually it would just stop being funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I laugh at that moment, I
Speaker 1: turned to the joker, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you just immediately start.
Speaker 2: Like you go to a psychle where you kill a
Speaker 2: really sickly small guy, you wipe his butt on his face,
Speaker 2: and you leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to go about your business. You start
Speaker 1: screaming die at people, and it's a little For a bit, this.
Speaker 2: Mother fuckers suffered for a bit.
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: This is what comedy is. The comedy is suffering for
Speaker 1: a bit. I don't know why I didn't notice. I
Speaker 1: noticed you putting it on, but for some reason it
Speaker 1: just seemed normal.
Speaker 2: I saw anything you put it on. That's why I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, my eyes are just fucking dumb. I'm
Speaker 2: the easy to be checking my optical illusions. They work
Speaker 2: on me all the time. I'm horrible in the House
Speaker 2: of mirrors. It's insane mirrors, and I just lay down
Speaker 2: in the middle and hopefully someone comes and gets me
Speaker 2: the best way to the best way to. Now you
Speaker 2: get a house of mirrors.
Speaker 1: And this is this goes to any any kids you
Speaker 1: might be watching this, you're listening to this, just run
Speaker 1: straight ahead as fast as you can. You're seeing those
Speaker 1: optical illusions that are really cool. Like you know, there's
Speaker 1: like a picture on one side, and then in the
Speaker 1: picture on the other side of you spin it and
Speaker 1: then it like looks like it's together. It's like the
Speaker 1: bird in the cage, right, so you spin the picture
Speaker 1: and it looks like the birds in the cage or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're the ones where it's like the dick
Speaker 1: and the ass.
Speaker 2: Ballsyg McGhee wrote in He Says alud He Beat Watchers.
Speaker 3: In episode three twenty eight, you all talked about people
Speaker 3: who are allergic to sugar. As someone who can't have fructose,
Speaker 3: I felt very seen by Chris threatening to kill me
Speaker 3: with a pop tart if I have sodas, if I
Speaker 3: have SODA's most processed foods or even juicy fruits, I
Speaker 3: will violently shit my Jesus. Even more interesting, it didn't
Speaker 3: show up until I was about seventeen it's good because
Speaker 3: it keeps me away from a lot of bad foods.
Speaker 3: But god damn do I miss watermelon? Yeah that's kind
Speaker 3: of I mean, in fairness, you did get a lot.
Speaker 2: Of necessary nutrients before they became poison for you at
Speaker 2: a point where you really probably needed them, you know,
Speaker 2: Like fruits are probably really really fucking necessary when you're
Speaker 2: growing up or when you're growing But like that's crazy
Speaker 2: to me. Not being able to eat fruits is crazy
Speaker 2: because that's like the most healthy form of fiber, is
Speaker 2: it fruits? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about fruits like beans? What about pure wood? Wood's good?
Speaker 1: Like chewing on wood, swallow completely, Like.
Speaker 2: That's the best way to have fiber that tastes good.
Speaker 2: Is fruits, like, because they're just supposed to like fruits
Speaker 2: as candy. I'm only kind of allergic to fruits, which
Speaker 2: is annoying. I should just like might be like the
Speaker 2: tree dust.
Speaker 3: I think I'm allergic to a scan or something like it,
Speaker 3: Like it makes my gums itch, but I can, but
Speaker 3: I can if I blend it into a smooth, I
Speaker 3: can drink and I'm fine.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's like gum contact or something I really
Speaker 2: don't know what. There's times where I eat fruits and
Speaker 2: I immediately get like queasy. Sometimes I don't know, then
Speaker 2: other times I don't, And I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: whether that.
Speaker 1: Do you think it might have too much sugar? Because
Speaker 1: you ever heard of a sugar stomache from sugar? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you have too much sugar get you can get
Speaker 1: a stomach ache, which is I didn't know that. And
Speaker 1: then I started paying attention to when I eat really
Speaker 1: sugary stuff, and I'm like, oh, the first is like a.
Speaker 2: Cook like Indy or something fox you up, huh?
Speaker 1: Like the first thing in a day is like fucking
Speaker 1: candy or like sugar. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't tell me. You can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do that anymore. I'm too old.
Speaker 2: My mid like, my snack at nighttime is grapes. Like
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, eight, Like I don't want you great
Speaker 2: people at night. What I said, my my snack at
Speaker 2: nighttime is grapes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were using the Why are you
Speaker 1: trying to push this narrative so hard?
Speaker 2: Like no one's pushing on it. You've been on this
Speaker 2: narrative all day. I don't do assaults.
Speaker 1: Do nothing.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't do it, Okay, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: He ain't down for the graping.
Speaker 2: I hate the way that people say, do you start
Speaker 2: saying that ship Kyle?
Speaker 1: I know I heard it too.
Speaker 2: I was like like, no, Kyle, I almost let the comment.
Speaker 2: I'm like, he doesn't read this ship.
Speaker 1: Ye demonetized the me. I love Kyle big. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan Kyle. Yeah, but like I heard that too,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, no, man, come on, you're serious,
Speaker 1: you can talk relax.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm making this cash man, I get it.
Speaker 3: But like also there's just even if you're there's better
Speaker 3: words to use. Thank you mean, it's like when people like,
Speaker 3: uh people, uh, I know what you're saying. I can
Speaker 3: nothing's coming to mind right now, but like off themselves
Speaker 3: like a perfectly fine thing to say that.
Speaker 1: It has been We've used that for forever, you know, like,
Speaker 1: oh man, they off themselves.
Speaker 2: Does dog going to pick that up? Now? What's the
Speaker 2: thing because it's like, no, ways, nothing, there's nothing yeah
Speaker 2: that you can't oh you shut off.
Speaker 1: No, but like I feel like it will pick up
Speaker 1: unalive because that's specifically in Vince. I feel retarded and
Speaker 1: to skirt the system. So then they'll just be like
Speaker 1: add that to the thing they're talking about fucking killing
Speaker 1: themselves because they're saying un alive, stupid, dumb as fuck,
Speaker 1: they took their own lives unlive, like they're they're unlive
Speaker 1: is so stupid, Like stop it. Grape is crazy though,
Speaker 1: grape fruit.
Speaker 2: So it's something like it makes you actually think of
Speaker 2: like positive things.
Speaker 1: I love a guy came up and just shoved grapes
Speaker 1: in this person, you know, like you just force them
Speaker 1: to have grapes, like they fucking grape them.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh man, that's kind of delicious. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: it just it literally just makes me think of grapes.
Speaker 1: It welches, man, that's pretty good. Well, just welchish grape
Speaker 1: is actually kind of fire, actual grape. I haven't had
Speaker 1: a Welsh to drink, like you get welchish grapes from.
Speaker 2: I don't that I thought, he said.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that was the grapes.
Speaker 1: They're fucking gross. I didn't like what I thought they
Speaker 1: would candy grape.
Speaker 3: Oh I know what you're talking They infuse ones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like them. I just probably prefer just to
Speaker 3: normalized grape. I'm more of a green grape person.
Speaker 2: I love I love a nice tart purple grape.
Speaker 1: I haven't had a purple grape and a fucking long ass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they know I have.
Speaker 2: Them out always, do you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I always make sure I have fruits in the house. Mmm,
Speaker 2: and some and some grapes.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. How was that candy that you
Speaker 1: too much sugar you got from targeting grape?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just just a lot of fruits in general.
Speaker 1: I try to. I try to have like a minimal
Speaker 1: because like, dude, you should only have like around like
Speaker 1: forty if you're a grown ass a dog, like forty
Speaker 1: grams of sugar. I don't rink much have much sugar day.
Speaker 1: I try to.
Speaker 2: I try to mediate it.
Speaker 1: It's so dude, it's everything that's even things you don't
Speaker 1: think it is. I remember my buddy, same guy that
Speaker 1: almost got killed by because of you. He was like
Speaker 1: having like a diabetes scare or whatever, and he went
Speaker 1: and just got grilled chicken from you know, the grilled
Speaker 1: chicken at a pan express. Just the grilled chicken, grilled
Speaker 1: chicken and steam rice and then his like blood.
Speaker 2: Sugar spoked and he was like, what is this Sugar Probably.
Speaker 1: Express?
Speaker 2: What a terrible place. I don't like pantic Express at all, man, I.
Speaker 1: Don't like it. It is a you know, the funny
Speaker 1: thing about it is a Chinese person will tell you like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is actually pretty close to traditional Chinese food, and
Speaker 1: that sounds funny because yeah, it's the way that I
Speaker 1: grew up with because most of the Chinese, they most
Speaker 1: of like say the child Maine for example, is like
Speaker 1: the noodles are too big. Those are like closer to
Speaker 1: like Low Maine for example. Yeah, And so like you
Speaker 1: go to China, you get some Chinese food in the
Speaker 1: chalelmin at Panic Express, which I'm be honest, I think
Speaker 1: the flavor is fucking It is the middest Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is the middest fucking ship ever. But the texture in
Speaker 1: the and the style of the noodles is closer to
Speaker 1: a traditional chow made. I'm like, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Make it taste good though, that's I heard somewhere because
Speaker 2: it's like like this my candy, like I have like
Speaker 2: try not to. Yes, it's much better than in the process.
Speaker 2: I don't take soda proper anymore. Really, I try to
Speaker 2: tut that on my diet entirely.
Speaker 1: That's the fastest way to like get your that ship drops.
Speaker 1: I have like a pre diabetic scare.
Speaker 3: It's crazy how it's crazy how sugary soda is even
Speaker 3: compared to like all the ship other sugary drinks.
Speaker 2: Go to when you go to a when you go
Speaker 2: to the movie theater, get like one of the icies. Yes,
Speaker 2: there is so much sugar.
Speaker 1: In that thing.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: I feel my blood pressure rise.
Speaker 2: Three days worth of sugar in that one thing.
Speaker 1: Check it out. I say it. We get, we get,
Speaker 1: we get the worst stuff because we get the big
Speaker 1: large popcorn with all the butter, and then one icy
Speaker 1: and the best. I can you my blood? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there enjoying the movie. You're sitting there watching
Speaker 1: the skime. Your your heart is palpitating.
Speaker 2: They're just forcing the blood through your.
Speaker 1: Ve You gotta just all right, yeah, let's uh get
Speaker 1: that target. Can they You know they have some straws
Speaker 1: like independent of because they do that. There was the
Speaker 1: Halloween one, right, Yeah, that candy that's just fucking crack.
Speaker 1: So they have some individual packets. If you go to
Speaker 1: the candy section. Jojo bought one the other day. It
Speaker 1: tastes pretty much the same, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is dangerous. I thought that this should just be seasonal. Man,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't have this off candy in general too,
Speaker 1: Like I like it too much, Like I'm just aware,
Speaker 1: like it's just it just feels but I feel terrible
Speaker 1: afterwards too. It's like it's such a shitty trade.
Speaker 2: Off candy usually yeah, but every now and I want
Speaker 2: to bender, Like I'm not a big candy person, but
Speaker 2: every now and I'm like, I just gotta eat I
Speaker 2: gotta eat this.
Speaker 1: I was a big candy person. I was a kid
Speaker 1: man talking tip cookie guy. But I'm almost I'm probably
Speaker 1: one of the freaks that likes the cookie dough more
Speaker 1: than the actual chocolate chips.
Speaker 3: I like, like, I agree with you in some sense
Speaker 3: because like it's weird, Like I don't like cookies as
Speaker 3: I don't like chocolate chip cookies as most people make them,
Speaker 3: but I love I love cookie dough. And then like
Speaker 3: if I'm gonna have a cookie, and I need it
Speaker 3: to be like crisp, like fucking almost like it's like
Speaker 3: if you bite it, it like crumbles like I love
Speaker 3: that ship, but like that middle ground where it's like
Speaker 3: a soft cookie is like, I might as well just
Speaker 3: have cookie dough because it's gonna be way better than
Speaker 3: the cookie.
Speaker 2: For some reason, it always it always hastes.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: I love I love a cookie. Man.
Speaker 1: I just was like, I need because the problem is
Speaker 1: most people want at least I'm assuming because the way
Speaker 1: that they make them more chocolate chips, so where sometimes
Speaker 1: there's more chocolate than the actual fucking cookie dough itself.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, I don't want if I want
Speaker 1: to chy with eat candy bar, candy bar, if I
Speaker 1: just want chocolate, So I want like barely like Walmart
Speaker 1: sells these cookies because they're cheap. They're cheap assholes, so
Speaker 1: they barely put each in there. But that I love
Speaker 1: it because it's mostly the dough and the dough. I
Speaker 1: just like you get some vanilla almond milk and chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie dough is fucking like that's the thing that
Speaker 1: I get stomach aches that have too much sugar, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I just I'm gonna gain like three
Speaker 1: pounds in a few days. This is fucked up. So
Speaker 1: I couldn't help myself, but I I bought the The
Speaker 1: Tall House.
Speaker 2: They're so fucking good. Oh my god, it's so good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can listen to America. Everything has sugar in it.
Speaker 2: Dog has sugar in it. I probably not, Probably, it
Speaker 2: probably does most and it most likely does.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: I would argue every days in all right, we'll do
Speaker 3: this last one and the one so fat dude, every
Speaker 3: day's an adventure when you're homeless rode in, Hello, small Medium,
Speaker 3: and fat Jesus Christ. I've been a listener since COVID,
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to say, your funny little show
Speaker 3: is by far my favorite podcasts.
Speaker 1: Hey thanks bro, that's cool. That's inconceivable to me. The
Speaker 1: favorite is like, I think we're too self aware, man,
Speaker 1: maybe like because I was like, hey, maybe this is
Speaker 1: a really good show, and every time we're not and
Speaker 1: they're not insane, it just feels like.
Speaker 2: Oh there. It's crazy to me see how many people,
Speaker 2: how many views we get a year, people watch us,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Jesus critics from one platform, how many
Speaker 2: people listen, particularly fucking.
Speaker 1: Crazy audio is pretty it's kind of weird. Like to
Speaker 1: stay away from those uh analytics because it's kind of
Speaker 1: spooky to me. There's a lot of people listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I feel grounded when I see the YouTube numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the YouTube which is weird to me because we
Speaker 3: have more visual show than we ever had before. But
Speaker 3: those numbers are like down. But then like everything else
Speaker 3: is all right. I guess whatever, hey man, whatever, I
Speaker 3: still I just I don't know, figure out a way
Speaker 3: to do some.
Speaker 1: We're just listen, we're talent and we're not doing that
Speaker 1: platform and the background stuff. The platform is just I know,
Speaker 1: there's ways to general there's ways to try. Oh, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing it? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know you're appreciated.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you appreciated.
Speaker 1: Your hand off me?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: What are you doing thighs?
Speaker 2: That's crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh my, you just unlocked a memory. Did you do that?
Speaker 1: I've never done that, but I know. So there's you know,
Speaker 1: the you know, the sit down stationary bikes, because there's ones,
Speaker 1: there's regular stationary, and there's the ones where you're like
Speaker 1: basically laying back, which is like the laziest shit ever,
Speaker 1: but you're still working out your legs. Those legitimately my
Speaker 1: thighs are too big. It rubs against my dick in
Speaker 1: that position. I couldn't do it because I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm actually getting like I'm getting distracted by.
Speaker 2: My thing would become if you kept doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was comfortable enough. No, if I say, say,
Speaker 1: for example, if there was nobody in the room, like say,
Speaker 1: uh because my old gym had the cinema room, the
Speaker 1: cinema you know, there was a fucking cinema room. There
Speaker 1: was like uh uh a stairmasters, try mills, and then
Speaker 1: at the there was those bikes.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it was empty. If I was a freak, I
Speaker 2: could have got it done. But I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not a I'm not a public jerk off Personut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get a. I don't get a I don't
Speaker 1: get a especially by myself. That's crazy to me. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe if like, oh me, my significant other like always
Speaker 1: go fuck in the court, like.
Speaker 2: Maybe I can at least late at night, I go
Speaker 2: to potted plants in the area, and I come in
Speaker 2: to potted plants.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I'm gonna continue reading and continue reading the
Speaker 3: name or the question. Yeah, please, I want to listen
Speaker 3: to episodes more than once because frankly, they entertained me
Speaker 3: more than most other shows I enjoy, but also because
Speaker 3: I transitioned since I started listening, and in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: it's pretty fucking scary to be transit in America. That's
Speaker 3: why I love your show and gas you'll have at
Speaker 3: all the unhinged scenarios and bits you come up with.
Speaker 1: That's cool that not.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that you've rereaded me with much joy and
Speaker 2: demonstrate uh and uh demand and made a demonstrable improvement
Speaker 2: to my quality of life just by being juvenile but funny.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, thank you for being a little bright spot
Speaker 2: in the dark times. Keep up the awesome content, Lily.
Speaker 2: Uh and yeah, man, I just thought this was a
Speaker 2: good final little write in for the day. Disposed is
Speaker 2: better than all of your Just remember.
Speaker 1: That I appreciate it. You know, when when I when
Speaker 1: we're at the that art gallery thing or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck that thing at the downtown. Oh yeah yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: there was somebody I feel bad because I already forgot
Speaker 1: the organization because this lady was there isolated, trying to
Speaker 1: stop people, and then I heard her say something about
Speaker 1: trans Rice and I was like, oh, what happened? And
Speaker 1: then she is a company and I already forgot the
Speaker 1: company's name because I they had. I told him, I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a pamphlet guy. I'm I'm old, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm old enough to where paper works for me. Where
Speaker 1: I was like a fucking pamphlet. She's like, no, we're
Speaker 1: trying to be eco friendly. Like fuck, yeah, right, So
Speaker 1: all she had was a QR code and QR code
Speaker 1: does not work for me because I immediately went my
Speaker 1: will without thinking, just you know, re set my phone,
Speaker 1: so everything's gone. And but the thing is I wanted
Speaker 1: to I'll only bring this up because I was I
Speaker 1: was interested in it was like an organization that like
Speaker 1: is helping do things and overturn some like bullshit rules
Speaker 1: and and and laws and stuff like that, like the
Speaker 1: chance to translass something like that. And I was like,
Speaker 1: actually wanted to help because I do a minor amount
Speaker 1: of I can't even call philanthropy. I'm broke, but it's
Speaker 1: just like, you know, you donate a little bit. And
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, let me check in. I
Speaker 1: completely forgot what it's called, and uh, but yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I did, Uh I did.
Speaker 2: I was doing a thing where I was sending money
Speaker 2: to this uh, this refugee thing, and I'm in freaking palsign.
Speaker 1: Oh do you remember what it is? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: All I did is I called fraud on it at
Speaker 2: the end of the year and I got the money back.
Speaker 1: You did a business transaction and then you're just refers
Speaker 1: to the pavement. All right.
Speaker 2: Well, on that note, thanks for listening to the Stark Tank,
Speaker 2: Thanks for thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 1: They got enough food over there patreon dot com, slash.
Speaker 3: Com slash the Snark Tank where we can go over there,
Speaker 3: add free access, early access.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know Samson's bullshit. That might better
Speaker 1: go to something good man. What do you do then?
Speaker 2: Snaps things? Little Zion, this little little group.
Speaker 1: I don't need directly to the idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we all do. I mean, actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw something.
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: I saw some guy who was like, uh, I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It was like some propole sign post or whatever, and
Speaker 2: some guys like, fuck this, I'm donating. I'm gonna donate
Speaker 2: to Israel, and like you already did you do? You
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything to donate to you could
Speaker 2: literally just exist normally and you'll be donating to don't
Speaker 2: even worry.
Speaker 1: Did you see the douchebag trying to edit the Uh
Speaker 1: he posted a video of the Billy Joe Disturbed David
Speaker 1: Draymond debate. Oh no, he tried like he was playing
Speaker 1: a little bit of the Disturbed songs and the and
Speaker 1: the and the Green Day songs, like doing the back
Speaker 1: and forth debate thing. He made a little video, didn't
Speaker 1: It's kind of neat. It's kind of cool. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it should be posted. It's on his channel or on Twitter. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a little neat that dude. You have the time.
Speaker 2: It's so free Palestine.
Speaker 1: You see that.
Speaker 2: You see those clips of like I show Speed doing
Speaker 2: the pro Palestine stuff.
Speaker 1: No, what do you do?
Speaker 3: It will go on, like will go on like omegle
Speaker 3: and like try and seek out his Raelis or whatever
Speaker 3: and'll be like a free palace.
Speaker 2: But he says a free Palestine palace Palestine. He always
Speaker 2: pronounces it wrong.
Speaker 1: It's like Palestine and uh remember that plank that that
Speaker 1: train crashed with the chemicals state. I forgot which state,
Speaker 1: but it had been palace. Yeah, it was pronounced Palestine
Speaker 1: in the Middlewest, right, Yeah, somewhere.
Speaker 2: Where the Ohio area, Ohio.
Speaker 1: I remember in Ohio.
Speaker 2: It was in that area, not not Romania, Pennsylvania and Ohio.
Speaker 2: What's wrong Ohio near Pennsylvania. I tripping? How that Ohio
Speaker 2: was the Midwest and Pennsylvania is the East Coast? Am
Speaker 2: I tripping?
Speaker 1: Am?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: I truly trip?
Speaker 2: Right now? Can you look at a map right now?
Speaker 1: You look at a map of the United States right now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna be I'm tripping. Look, look, there's
Speaker 1: some things that aren't labeled properly, Like say, Tennessee is
Speaker 1: the South relative to I think the people that were
Speaker 1: living in the northeast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the Midwest. The midwestarts pretty close to
Speaker 2: the East coast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chicago is the Midwest.
Speaker 2: Tennessee is not.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, California should be the South. If you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, it is, Yeah it is. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: if you said the South, no one's thinking of that
Speaker 1: ship you know, you're you're right, you're right. Cleveland is
Speaker 1: between it, Cleveland, West Virginia. But you're right. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I drove through it. I was like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the Midwest.
Speaker 2: Already. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that's well, that's what I was trying to say, Like,
Speaker 1: it's some things just don't like Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of Pennsylvania outside of like Philly
Speaker 2: or something, it's pretty Midwest.
Speaker 1: It's bunkiny, it's blumkiny, phial, very solid.
Speaker 2: So they shot the President and Butler.
Speaker 1: And blumpkin Pennsylvania. I think it's so funny that the
Speaker 1: first live show I ever did in podcast form was
Speaker 1: in the town that Trump got shot in. I have
Speaker 1: the key to that city.
Speaker 2: You did it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait what really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was it Butler Pennsylvania. Yeah, that's what Been's from. Well,
Speaker 2: that's where Ben's the mayor from. That's why we have
Speaker 2: the keys to that city.
Speaker 1: How have we not? Why? Why did why have you?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I must have mentioned it briefly.
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't. It didn't register her, But yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's because, like pre him getting shot at, I feel
Speaker 1: like that would be wow. I can't believe I was.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where that was. I was sitting around
Speaker 1: where that kid got shot. Dude.
Speaker 2: I was on the exact building that was on the
Speaker 2: exact roof the podcast. Well, Dustin Dustin lives in that area,
Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, I know that where they shot
Speaker 2: that guy used to get fucking frozen yogurt at that.
Speaker 1: It was not the same way around the same whatever.
Speaker 1: It's not the same because I remember Jay Leno. Where
Speaker 1: did Jay Little bust his face in Jersey? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know, at a holiday inn? Was it not
Speaker 2: in Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1: Though, I don't know? That'd be hilarious. Is the same place?
Speaker 1: I thought it was something some bumfuck place that had
Speaker 1: like and that was like the only hotel around or something. No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember that negative energy nextus where bad? Where
Speaker 1: did jay Leno fall down? Yeah? I thought it was Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: Oh, so it is, Okay, Pennsylvania's got something.
Speaker 1: So it was in Pittsburgh. It was in Pittsburgh. It
Speaker 1: was in a bum fuck city. So jay Leno fell
Speaker 1: down at sixty foot Hill near near Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: Near Pittsburgh. Yeah, while walking to a restaurant diner.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: He was staying at a Hampton Inn about thirty miles
Speaker 3: outside the city. It's such a crazy right, I guess.
Speaker 1: And that was the only what he said was that.
Speaker 1: But I love seeing the actual on Reddit, they showed
Speaker 1: the actual hill. It's so unimpressive.
Speaker 2: So you're saying Greensburg, Pennsylvaniasburg.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't bother God damn it, no, God, damn it.
Speaker 2: That really ruins the fucking bit. Yeah, oh thanks a lot,
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Speaker 1: He should. Yeah, Hey, we're the snark tank.
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Speaker 1: United States and you're like, I'm living in a When
Speaker 1: you live in a state that's eighteen plus, you feel
Speaker 1: like I'm living a completely different dimension of these other
Speaker 1: fucking states because you just seemn eighteen is like this
Speaker 1: is still a kid, but like sixteen is definitely they're
Speaker 1: not a kid. Shock, you got to the line they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not a fucking kid. Between you're going off to college,
Speaker 1: you're going to the fucking army. But there's you could
Speaker 1: still be very much so much sure, like like it's
Speaker 1: like they're fucking kids. Like it's like illegal, illegal.
Speaker 2: I don't care about this at all, Like different, I
Speaker 2: am high ranking. When people keep trying to.
Speaker 1: Like skirt it up more more of these kids of kids,
Speaker 1: they're not kids.
Speaker 2: And it's because at the point it's like she was
Speaker 2: just twenty five. That's what I'm like. I understand there's
Speaker 2: an argument that that.
Speaker 1: You're right to the earth they're not kids.
Speaker 2: Kids are kids.
Speaker 1: I guess when I was seventeen years old, working and
Speaker 1: preparing for my fucking life, I was not a kid.
Speaker 1: I was a minor. I'm a minor because I was
Speaker 1: under eighteen, but I was not a fucking kid. I
Speaker 1: was not playing with toys anymore.
Speaker 2: You are right.
Speaker 1: You are right.
Speaker 2: I still feel like very much so I was nowhere
Speaker 2: needed to have the case. And you're still a child.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you fucking you are still a child.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anymore. I would say once I like that,
Speaker 1: Are you play fucking Pokemon Digimon with all your other
Speaker 1: dumb kid friends? Yeah, but I'm not a kid.
Speaker 2: Literally, and they're all adult. I just I just think
Speaker 2: that what I think, like my eighteen year old self, yeah,
Speaker 2: was definitely nowhere near the mentality.
Speaker 1: I was when I was twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But that doesn't let alone twenty five makes There
Speaker 2: are people who are like thirty, yeah, But then there
Speaker 2: are people who are everyone's sixty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They have arrested development and they still hold their
Speaker 1: parents' hands and they're.
Speaker 2: But then there are people. There are people who are
Speaker 2: sixteen that are out there fucking working two jobs and
Speaker 2: have kids.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think those lines are arbitrary. But at
Speaker 2: this I still like, look at it weird and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's a very young person, sure, and that's weird. I
Speaker 2: still think that's I still think that is entirely.
Speaker 1: Weird to me.
Speaker 2: And then but then my point starts validating the other
Speaker 2: way around too, and it's just like, yeah, but what
Speaker 2: about this adult was a very mature one.
Speaker 1: It's like, it could be weird, strange, it could be weird.
Speaker 1: I just think in general, I just think it's whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, you're eighteen, go all right off
Speaker 1: in the world, dude, you gotta do Yeah, like you said,
Speaker 1: has to start at some time. I feel like growing
Speaker 1: up in the state whar I was eighteen, I have
Speaker 1: any problem with that. Then when I started to learn that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the next state over in Nevada, it's like, oh, you
Speaker 1: can fuck sixteen year olds, And I'm like, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's I was like most weird because I was still
Speaker 1: in six In New York, it's it's seventeen. I knew,
Speaker 1: and I knew that because I was seventeen when I
Speaker 1: was in college and it was like not weird, and
Speaker 1: they were just like, you were doing that stuff. I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: I was definitely it was definitely, uh, you're.
Speaker 1: You're doing something. Definitely lying and breaking that law. Definitely
Speaker 1: lying and breaking that anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh you were like, oh, like this chick's like twenty six,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, eighteen years old. Way not way more
Speaker 2: than once. Definitely more than once.
Speaker 1: So twice.
Speaker 2: I never did that, at least less than three.
Speaker 1: I never did that.
Speaker 2: I was actually I was old that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I know. It was like a baby.
Speaker 1: I was fucked. I still did too as a I
Speaker 1: still did too, but I was alive when I was
Speaker 1: twenty six years old. When I was at a bar,
Speaker 1: you know, and I was trying to like hook up
Speaker 1: with this older lady. She was probably like late thirties
Speaker 1: the early forties, and she's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think like my niece would be better for him,
Speaker 1: Like your niece, how old do you think? Like do
Speaker 1: you think I was just wondering like did she think
Speaker 1: I mean in here illegally? Because I'm like, your niece, Well,
Speaker 1: if you're in your fucking third how old your fucking
Speaker 1: niece have to be? I don't know, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I remember I remember flirting with this like like thirty
Speaker 2: eight year old woman when I was like seventeen, on
Speaker 2: like Vine or whatever. Yeah, just because one did.
Speaker 1: Yeah profiles on vinyl. Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: I don't know where any of that went though, because
Speaker 2: like everything got deleted off of Vine.
Speaker 1: I remember. I just don't remember how Vine works. I
Speaker 1: remember being because I was on Vine at the tail
Speaker 1: end of it. I just don't remember. You can, like
Speaker 1: DM or something, you can damn. Yeah, huh yeah, I never, damn.
Speaker 1: I never took advantage of that. I want to DM
Speaker 1: will try to obseec with them.
Speaker 2: I would have DM will sasso and tried to fuck him.
Speaker 3: I am a high ranking figure in Islam and I
Speaker 3: am placing a Fatwan Kingston.
Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy to put it on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, of all people, it's just you. You deserve
Speaker 1: more than most people. That, to be honest, that's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I can't think of anybody more deserving one.
Speaker 1: I actually I think as I think more and more
Speaker 1: about this, you might be the only You're very fought
Speaker 1: fought to able.
Speaker 2: On a person in general is crazy. But to put
Speaker 2: it on someone like me who has such little fucking game,
Speaker 2: mistaking the game. But it's like, I guess whatever, I
Speaker 2: think they register your sociopathy and they're like, that's a
Speaker 2: dangerous person. So you put a SAT on somebody, and
Speaker 2: that's not so know what that is because you're actually like,
Speaker 2: we just demonstrated you are crazy and you just forgot.
Speaker 1: What we missed. We're talking about it. But like putting
Speaker 1: that on someone is like empathetic. I'm so empathy.
Speaker 2: You're so sociopathic that through empathy of me, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put a hit out on you.
Speaker 1: Religiously.
Speaker 2: I don't make the rules. Man, you say high ranking
Speaker 2: figure in his fucking worship, fucking fake shit and get
Speaker 2: mad at me.
Speaker 1: There's a high ranky figure in his lam.
Speaker 2: Who am I to argue? We're gonna keep reading the.
Speaker 1: Names somebody like, hey, whatever, guy Heath, big bad.
Speaker 2: Beetle board smoke or smoking Kingston gigs, low tier gooner. Uh,
Speaker 2: please make cute snart tank tote bags. Me and the
Speaker 2: gaze are begging.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea. Oh yeah's write that down.
Speaker 1: You fucked up by saying that, bitch. Now you're gonna have,
Speaker 1: You're gonna exclusively have. Yeah. And King Dad, I don't
Speaker 1: care what month it is, king tote bags around? Uh
Speaker 1: is little bat batty man son.
Speaker 2: Fucking little batty little bat man.
Speaker 1: Going from your baty man, go on, get get on
Speaker 1: out of here, batty man. Oh my god, my friend, Perry,
Speaker 1: what do you give batty man?
Speaker 2: Get out of here? He was talking send to me.
Speaker 2: The message was like, hey, dude, I fucking I was
Speaker 2: watching the podcast Jamaica Man and someone said had like
Speaker 2: battye on their thing and I was like, Perry, whatever
Speaker 2: you do. Never called a Jamaican person botman. You will
Speaker 2: never see someone explode with rage like that. Get out
Speaker 2: of here incensed, or explode with cone. He might be,
Speaker 2: he might be repressed.
Speaker 1: Games like.
Speaker 2: Finally, I have never met a gauge of making person
Speaker 2: that's openly gassed. I've never met one openly gage making
Speaker 2: in the Caribbean at all. Well the Caribbean, I think
Speaker 2: where which which? Which? Certainly Okay, he might exist.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I remember that that the man with
Speaker 3: that the man with that chameleon on his shoulder, and
Speaker 3: the fucking Walmart was the gayest person I've ever seen?
Speaker 1: And uh, which was he like flamboyant? Like like did
Speaker 1: he dress flamboyant or dress for it was so obvious
Speaker 1: in retrospect, it's kind of crazy because I was like
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2: Maybe I have never I have never met a Caribbean
Speaker 2: person in the Caribean I was out they might have
Speaker 2: been gay. I don't think, Yeah, he's carnival.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, like what are you?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Like, honest, sometimes it's the
Speaker 2: time to be alive, you know, Like, you know, Ricky
Speaker 2: Martin doesn't skyrocket success if the people who are surrounding
Speaker 2: him aren't okay with him on some level. That I also,
Speaker 2: we're okay with it because you know, he wasn't outwardly gay.
Speaker 2: My guy.
Speaker 1: Here's the weird thing, though we all knew. Here's a
Speaker 1: lot of people. None of my family was surprised at
Speaker 1: all that he was gay. I agree, But doesn't isn't
Speaker 1: there like a lot of people that are completely unaware
Speaker 1: when it should be obvious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, especially in America that ship's fucking weird
Speaker 2: to me. That's why I feel like sometimes there are
Speaker 2: some peoples are gay that people like disagree. Pascal's gay
Speaker 2: friend still think he's gad. I think he does, not
Speaker 2: outwardly talking about it gay bisexual. I think he's probably gay,
Speaker 2: but I think he's like even like so he's like
Speaker 2: he has a beard, like like he's dating like a
Speaker 2: woman anyone. Yeah, who's he dating.
Speaker 1: I don't know she is, but I've seen her like around.
Speaker 2: I have never seen him.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him dating anybody like he was, say,
Speaker 1: for example, I don't know what the fuck this was,
Speaker 1: but he was doing like a thing. There was like
Speaker 1: a Q and A going on, and apparently he he
Speaker 1: has like a like a ton of social anxiety, so
Speaker 1: he was having like a slight panic attack and then
Speaker 1: like grabbed that chick's hand like that.
Speaker 2: Whoever the fuck he was doing, that might have been
Speaker 2: a movie. I've never seen dating anybody. That's one thing
Speaker 2: for me. You could be right.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's I could be wrong too. Maybe
Speaker 1: somebody uh from maybe I gathered this. I thought whatever
Speaker 1: I saw was explaining specifically that was the girl he
Speaker 1: was dating. But they could have been wrong because.
Speaker 2: He's a man. He's like, I've been a lot of
Speaker 2: manly rose right now. So he's like, he's like, but
Speaker 2: he's gonna come as gay or at least somewhere some
Speaker 2: sort of form of queer later on after he's not
Speaker 2: like the superstar. I'm sure that's what g says. GBT
Speaker 2: am I black.
Speaker 1: Pedro Pascal a flaming homosexual.
Speaker 2: I don't unnecessary unnecessary to talk to it like that.
Speaker 2: I know he's giggling.
Speaker 1: He's over there. Look, get answered my question. So like,
Speaker 1: Paedro Pascal has not publicly identified as gay or bisexual,
Speaker 1: while he maintains privacy regarding his personal life, is strong support. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, let me see. Come on, is Pedro Pascal
Speaker 1: dating anyone? Let's go, bitch, give me that ship, give
Speaker 1: me that ship. Chat.
Speaker 2: You're burning a fucking forest down and oh it says.
Speaker 1: It caught the part that said come on, bitch, So
Speaker 1: it says, come on, bitch, Is Petro Pascal dating anyone?
Speaker 1: Answered my question is very nice? So yeah, there's well,
Speaker 1: let's see Pedro Pascal is currently says a single is
Speaker 1: not confirmed. Despite his rising fame, maintains private so I
Speaker 1: think I got fucking hoodwink by somebody miss characterizing.
Speaker 2: He also we also might be with somebody on the low,
Speaker 2: Like I think that's the best way to live your life.
Speaker 2: That's like Tom Hollins and they have got married in
Speaker 2: Calli and no one fucking knew about it. They just
Speaker 2: know about the some fucking psychopathst.
Speaker 1: And like, oh my god, these thore like he's fucking
Speaker 1: freak heating in the sand with a fucking DSLR, like
Speaker 1: like it is weird.
Speaker 2: Those the people that and they get mad when you
Speaker 2: fuck with them. The fact that the fact that paparazzi,
Speaker 2: like we loss have gotten much better before it was
Speaker 2: like straight up out of like they'd be on your.
Speaker 1: Primary The lens is like ten feet long and they
Speaker 1: would just stick it up a skirt and and then
Speaker 1: like they're there's they're mad that you dare to break
Speaker 1: their camera.
Speaker 2: When Kanye walks into that pole. It was funny as
Speaker 2: fuck when he walked to that pole and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Kanye, and you took a picture of him,
Speaker 2: but he was walking.
Speaker 1: With you.
Speaker 3: And for my Legion of Swings Israeli, Tony Stark still
Speaker 3: sells bombs to Israel.
Speaker 2: Dave, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Uh, Tony Steins on the Yeah, Uh what is this?
Speaker 2: Jack the blumpkin King? Kevin Durant's feet. You can win
Speaker 2: any argument basically calling your opponent a goofy looking cunt
Speaker 2: and walking away. Kings's dad got me down bad. He's
Speaker 2: all I want make my tongue of skid padkins again.
Speaker 2: You see your dad. He's got and it cuts.
Speaker 1: Do you have any pictures of your dad on social media?
Speaker 2: Man? Yeah, post him around. Post your dad on social media.
Speaker 2: I'll post him. Don't worry. I haven't spoken to my
Speaker 2: dad in maybe a year and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty recent.
Speaker 2: Maybe here and a half.
Speaker 1: That's relatively recent.
Speaker 2: I haven't talked to my dad in three days.
Speaker 1: Jesus man, it's crazy. We're a strange.
Speaker 2: I talk to my siblings all the time, but I
Speaker 2: don't talk to him. There's like no point of talking.
Speaker 2: I know people who are like that though, like where
Speaker 2: it's just like, uh, I remember I was dating a
Speaker 2: couple of I did it a couple of people like
Speaker 2: this where it's just like, oh, yeah, I gotta if
Speaker 2: I don't call my my folks or whatever, they'll they'll
Speaker 2: freak out, and you know, I gotta I gotta call
Speaker 2: him every day, live with it every day, No, every day,
Speaker 2: And I'm.
Speaker 3: Just like, bro, I can't even have There are days
Speaker 3: where I don't want to talk on the phone at
Speaker 3: all with anybody. So like, dude, sometimes I'll like I've
Speaker 3: definitely gone like several weeks without like phoning back home
Speaker 3: to me, which is too long in my opinion, probably,
Speaker 3: but like I don't know, two.
Speaker 1: To three maximum for me.
Speaker 2: Usually it's too every usually.
Speaker 1: At least once I'm on at least.
Speaker 2: I don't talk to my family that often. Honestly. I
Speaker 2: talk to my grandmother all the time when she was
Speaker 2: like still coherent. I talk to my aunt like maybe
Speaker 2: you once or twice. No, I talk to maybe like
Speaker 2: every birthday, so maybe like once every two months. I
Speaker 2: talk to my sister every week, every single week, every week, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I talked to her because I heard her kid's godfather.
Speaker 2: So I try to like at least have her know
Speaker 2: my face. It's only met her like once. Yeah. And
Speaker 2: then my nieces and my nephew, I speak to them
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm very as asking me for I'm very like I
Speaker 1: don't like.
Speaker 2: Uncle king my mom. I did some dumb ship. My
Speaker 2: mom's gonna yellow if I tell her? Can you help me?
Speaker 1: Like I got you you. I ain't paying my TV people, bitch,
Speaker 1: don't don't fucking don't no offense.
Speaker 2: I ain't talking at old body because it had nothing
Speaker 2: to do to you.
Speaker 1: I just don't like talking me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people like care about I like to be all
Speaker 2: the time. I talk to all the time. I don't
Speaker 2: let so much time going about me talk. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you're talking on the phone. I like to
Speaker 2: talk in person most like more, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like so for me, I'm just like if I'm home, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody come over, we'll talk.
Speaker 2: But like, I hate phone conversations.
Speaker 3: They're awkward, Like I feel like I'm missing like two
Speaker 3: thirds of the context because I'm only hearing people's voices,
Speaker 3: not really getting the vibe.
Speaker 1: You don't have.
Speaker 2: You don't have the soul of verbal qu's of the
Speaker 2: autist that you're like.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should make a joke right
Speaker 2: now about them their kid dying.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just like I'm like the opposite of like a
Speaker 1: like a discord anxious person, where like somebody's like I
Speaker 1: can only talk through like fucking you know, discord or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in person or whatever. But
Speaker 2: the opposite where it's like I kind of hate discord
Speaker 2: and like talking through like through any like delay, if
Speaker 2: there's like a delay or like fucking anything like that,
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Conversation.
Speaker 2: I don't bother me. I just don't feel I personally
Speaker 2: don't like face timing people.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: It feels it feels inorganic in a strange way. I
Speaker 2: prefer facetiming the phone.
Speaker 1: Have you seen people in public face timing but in
Speaker 1: the way that there is so much noise that they
Speaker 1: put the phone up to their fucking ear so they
Speaker 1: can hear.
Speaker 2: But old people, no, man, No, young people do that.
Speaker 1: I've seen people. I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: There's there's if you can't hear them while you it's
Speaker 2: so mad. Hey, I'm here the animals as a leader's
Speaker 2: concert in the front row. What it's I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't like FaceTime for some reason. It feels like
Speaker 2: fake to me. I got facetimed Lily when I didn't
Speaker 2: live with her, but like the idea of like that,
Speaker 2: I guess my girlfriend, I guess. So we see each
Speaker 2: other like during Kobe we're facetiming a lot because like
Speaker 2: obviously we were fucking.
Speaker 1: If you can't, if you can't like the same, like
Speaker 1: a long distance thing, like if there's the or like
Speaker 1: say the coach of Georgian.
Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. I know that's why Zoom
Speaker 2: got big. I get it outside of that. No, No,
Speaker 2: I don't mind discords, just like the people I'm on
Speaker 2: discord with usually at my homies, all freaks. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: laughing about a person on discords a freak. Sorry, thanks, crazy,
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Uh it means dad and I'm a little gay, little beatle.
Speaker 3: Now fuck face, unstoppable mister pants. Uh cardboard pie, shitting
Speaker 3: and crying where where whenever I fail to be funny.
Speaker 3: Jesus hot to go a F A G G O
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Speaker 3: Moriy already beatles Gape three Pee Herman be like, haha,
Speaker 3: I'm still dead. Uh Sweeney and Kanye for President twenty
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Speaker 3: Do and Scooby Do and makes the Mystery Gang watch.
Speaker 3: I love it when you call me big Hamas. Throw
Speaker 3: your guns in the air, if you, if you suld
Speaker 3: choose Leya getting head from a gay giraffe. Beetle breaking
Speaker 3: my dick at the bend, uh Search, Peter Lori Fish battle,
Speaker 3: catch me running through a Magarelly the way Doom runs
Speaker 3: through the Doom Guy runs through Hell Brile and the
Speaker 3: smunt Iconoclass.
Speaker 2: The dish is insane, just parrying everything.
Speaker 1: You're parrying everything, parrying everything, Smitchy the Kid, the alternative
Speaker 1: lives of each other after the podcast ends.
Speaker 3: Episode has not come out yet. It's Colin Morey already
Speaker 3: post clarity Nut, I'm a better cuck than you, Rick
Speaker 3: fuck your wife now, Star Coffee Hush. Every Day's an
Speaker 3: adventure when you're homeless. This is the Little Beetle Star.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. I don't know, man, I don't know
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's so fun. We were playing last night on Me
Speaker 2: Me Ben Jake and like the way you get to
Speaker 2: optimize your runs like it is. It is definitely like
Speaker 2: elden Ring still, but it feels so like focused in
Speaker 2: the way elder Ring didn't, you know how, like was
Speaker 2: very much like exploded Words is like all right, get
Speaker 2: here points, Okay, we're gonna get this first, Get that first,
Speaker 2: rotate around, get get like figure out which strategy you have,
Speaker 2: you use your relics, like, build your stuff out. It's
Speaker 2: really really cool. I've enjoying it a lot. Some of
Speaker 2: the boss interactions are just like certain There are moments
Speaker 2: where you like, that is just a soul's game, where
Speaker 2: like I'm critically somebody and my critical ends at the
Speaker 2: exact effect frame where someone is striking me down, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I could have avoided that.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't. I don't want to experience that
Speaker 1: right now. I love it. I don't. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like being angry right now. I love it.
Speaker 2: It's also just gonna be not the game that people
Speaker 2: were playing in like a couple of months, is the
Speaker 2: way that I think about it. Really Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think people are gonna playing that for a while because
Speaker 2: they're definitely gonna do like live services for the most part.
Speaker 2: That's I hate that, it's disgusting, but like adding like
Speaker 2: that live stole, like add stuff to it, like adding
Speaker 2: more content. I know what you mean, but I also
Speaker 2: still feel like you don't like that. Really, I think
Speaker 2: that's the how you keep a game alive.
Speaker 1: First, well, it's not the game for what I think
Speaker 1: of from software. That's not what I want. But that's
Speaker 1: not I'm already kind of like I don't care. I
Speaker 1: would like you to use your resources to make Dark
Speaker 1: Sold four or something. I do what you mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the point of like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that's how you make a game. Figure out
Speaker 2: a way to put fucking blood Borne on PC.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe a couple of things, but like
Speaker 1: look at fair you guys, you know, have fun with
Speaker 1: it and everything. But I just like, damn, yeah, darks
Speaker 1: Holes three was a long time ago. Yes, it's gonna be,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be ten years yeah, next year. No, No, no,
Speaker 1: not twenty sixteen, that's playing No twenty sixteen, No, twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: It doesn't it. Yeah, it just doesn't speak to me.
Speaker 3: It's every time I see game playing it, I'm just
Speaker 3: like I think it's I'm just very underwhelmed by it.
Speaker 2: The only problem with it is that that game is
Speaker 2: not a game to play by yourself at fucking all.
Speaker 2: You need a coherent team to work together for that
Speaker 2: game or else you're not gonna have a good time, have.
Speaker 1: A big thing, you know me. Like I just finished
Speaker 1: co Op, I don't really do much. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: mind it.
Speaker 2: I like games like that, like I Dug Marathon and
Speaker 2: Arc Wreators I played a little bit, Like I like
Speaker 2: key based games. I just like souls games are just
Speaker 2: not those games to me, Like that's such a strictly
Speaker 2: single player experience. To me, I think this one works well.
Speaker 2: I think they do a very good job making it
Speaker 2: like it would be like if they made like a
Speaker 2: maybe like a three player got a war, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, just like they did Essential.
Speaker 1: They did do.
Speaker 2: A Sentsion was fun but for what it was, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't like I know, I'm not getting it.
Speaker 1: I tried it and it was just like I don't care.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those things if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even remember because I just I don't care,
Speaker 1: and they do.
Speaker 2: They were making a life service God of War and
Speaker 2: then they scrapped it. Remember this one they had supposed
Speaker 2: to be it service one who I think the supposed
Speaker 2: to be a LPs service game. What are you saying?
Speaker 2: Twenty eighteen got a war? I think the initial idea
Speaker 2: was was Bee l Service. They like making a real name.
Speaker 1: That's not true. There was another whole this idea. They
Speaker 1: were just working on something. Yeah, fairly recently. Oh, they
Speaker 1: scrapped it.
Speaker 2: Fucking Blue Point was doing it and they're the fucking
Speaker 2: remaster studio that the guys that readid Demon Souls for
Speaker 2: PS five. They did fucking the Middle Gala collection. Early
Speaker 2: on p S three and Xbox or sixty, they were
Speaker 2: gonna make a live service. They were on a fucking
Speaker 2: the live service got a war and then it got scrapped. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, what the fuck are you doing that shit?
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, one, don't they hair of remake? Fucking
Speaker 2: couldtar That ship is just in fucking limbo. Apparently it's
Speaker 2: not shut down yet. Apparently it's still it's still happening.
Speaker 1: What they're saying, there's a state of play happening right now?
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, I would freak the fuck out, Like Cold
Speaker 2: Tour comes out in twenty five minutes, It's.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, what, let's see what if correct don't spoil?
Speaker 1: Actually I don't care. O'kay.
Speaker 2: I guess there's like a fighting game Marvel but in Japan.
Speaker 1: Marvel but in Japan.
Speaker 2: Oh that was cool. There's like to con fighting Souls.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I heard that name before.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're showing the double Double O seven by Hitman guys. Oh, interesting, Okay,
Speaker 2: it'll be something that you want.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be the Double of seven? Oh? A donkey?
Speaker 2: They finally make it just double seven for twenty years.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. I saw a glimpse of the
Speaker 1: is definitely not damage.
Speaker 2: It is very clearly a white man of some kind
Speaker 2: of course. I think it's based on the original or something,
Speaker 2: Oh like the wife Peter guy. Yeah, Peter Laurie, Peter Laurie,
Speaker 2: Peter loond fucking go hard. I would absolutely love that,
Speaker 2: it actually would. I am double o' saven. Wait, who
Speaker 2: Peter Laurie, the guy who's like the inspiration for fucking
Speaker 2: ego and all those.
Speaker 1: Fun Oh I was talking about how sorry, Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 2: I was like, when you said the voice, I was like,
Speaker 2: what did I do?
Speaker 1: You have cancer? Ah? That would suck.
Speaker 2: Where's my Burcosetts?
Speaker 1: Peter Glory as a house as house, Peter Laurie as
Speaker 1: Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 2: Yes, in house.
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. I love that.
Speaker 2: No, fucking I hate that. I even know who Peter
Speaker 2: Lourie is on a first name basis.
Speaker 1: It is weird that you know that.
Speaker 2: It's it's twenty twenty five. He's been dead for probably
Speaker 2: one hundred years or some shit. He's been dead for
Speaker 2: one hundred years is crazy.
Speaker 1: I think it was dead when he was still alive.
Speaker 2: It's even more crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like, though, it's like that Joe Biden thing where
Speaker 1: like Trump did you see the Trump thing where tweet
Speaker 1: about Joe Biden being a fucking android or yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: oh my, it's fucking over.
Speaker 2: Man, It's never been so over. I can't It's never
Speaker 2: been more over.
Speaker 1: For the world is gone. Bro. Uh.
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Speaker 3: to sign the sign on to Snow White remake unless Disney,
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Speaker 3: dick for beatle meth oh Nicholas Brillhart Obi, won't you
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Speaker 1: I got a whatever. Uh go go gaped. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just watch the State of Play nigga.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they call him slipping Jimmy Crapling to Gremlin. It's
Speaker 3: uh the great blunkin Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: Bless you.
Speaker 2: Oh you revoke a blessing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to go to hal bean and cheese. No
Speaker 1: sauce because the fucking sauce such.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 1: Damn you old dude.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just fucking fat, dude. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't drink orange juice anymore because it fox on
Speaker 2: my tummy.
Speaker 3: You you should have stopped a long time ago, dude.
Speaker 3: Orange juice has been sucking me up acid wise for
Speaker 3: a long ass time.
Speaker 2: For a while, I couldn't dure.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: If I if I like, I like it still, But
Speaker 2: like I if I drink orange juice, bro, my tummy
Speaker 2: hurts all day. It's crazy. It's a while so sad
Speaker 2: because I love orangejuice.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite beverage. You gotta have the fake
Speaker 1: orange juice now, you gotta have a what is it
Speaker 1: called tammer know what.
Speaker 2: Not as don't I don't. I don't drink juice like that,
Speaker 2: right too, Pico, thank you? That's oh yeah, that's an
Speaker 2: I drink this. That's a that's the furniture store from
Speaker 2: a breaking bed. Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't drink SODA's or juice anymore.
Speaker 3: Mans they call him slipping Jimmy Crimmel sugar. I want
Speaker 3: to bomb these Pokemon scalpers, all the Pokemon scalpers. Ninth
Speaker 3: level wizard a vocation spelled it she colon scabbing up
Speaker 3: my dick to make it bigger.
Speaker 1: Kingston.
Speaker 2: You should play Warhammer forty k rope Trader. It's a
Speaker 2: c C RPG.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: Wage Slate five eighty three, Rhythm of X Men animated
Speaker 3: series for my butt.
Speaker 2: Fuck my butt, uh Peppini Bros. Jeffrey Epstein and Minecraft
Speaker 2: be like, I am Steam and.
Speaker 1: That is so not like nothing has that right, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's ever possible.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like tree deep hibernation, like is my rested?
Speaker 2: I means if it gets if I get excited, what
Speaker 2: is that to permit to permit it?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is insane?
Speaker 1: Holy fuck like the normal rate at.
Speaker 2: Fifteen forty five, that's insane. Normal wrestling wrestling heart rate
Speaker 2: is like what like maybe like eighty five to like
Speaker 2: mine's mine's like one hundred and seven. That's a bit
Speaker 2: high for resting not that good, arrested like eighty to
Speaker 2: like ninety maybe ninety five.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I was told that like the higher
Speaker 1: the number the better, Like it was like higher number,
Speaker 1: more good. I heard it was like reverse golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. It is reverse golf.
Speaker 1: That's how they explained everything else.
Speaker 2: Your doctor day reverse golf with everything eld is just
Speaker 2: that up as good. That's every other, every other thing
Speaker 2: reverse golf.
Speaker 1: Doctor. Your doctor isn't explain reverse golf.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like reverse golf. I'd say, uh, praffiti brother, yeah,
Speaker 2: don doctors and the cold Swinging Slasher.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 3: I always make my name something fucking stupid for this podcast.
Speaker 3: And I comment on a different page pp I walk
Speaker 3: my lonely toad. He he he four, I walk my
Speaker 3: lonely toad.
Speaker 1: He has no bitch to fuck. He is alone.
Speaker 2: Bit he is alone.
Speaker 1: He is alone. Horrible nice sir, loan.
Speaker 2: Uh heterosexual little beetle who doesn't need Beetle Dick.
Speaker 1: I don't need it.
Speaker 2: I definitely don't need it mebe fishy, a mean lesbian.
Speaker 3: The gun that Elon Musk keeps on his nightstand will
Speaker 3: become important in the final act.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. Like you see that passage in the game.
Speaker 3: I forgot that he shared that picture of that gun
Speaker 3: by his bedside table with all the fucking like energy
Speaker 3: drink cans or whatever the fuck that was years ago.
Speaker 3: That was like twenty eighteen or twenty nineteen or something.
Speaker 2: The fact that I ever respected him is crazy. I'm
Speaker 2: so shamed to myself. I feel like that crazy. But
Speaker 2: because I only like tangentially kind of by default respected
Speaker 2: him on the level of just like, oh, okay, you're
Speaker 2: doing SpaceX. SpaceX is cool. But I didn't really care enough.
Speaker 1: No, I was I would never stay.
Speaker 3: When I foun out he was crazy, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh he's crazy, h not even really surprising. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was never a fan of you.
Speaker 1: I wish I could.
Speaker 2: I wish I could body slides have been and blow
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 1: I just want him to like like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he doesn't get it animation, he's not laughing. I got it.
Speaker 2: Burg Saty John Strickland, I'm out here coming shiploads while
Speaker 2: the rest of you are shitting cumloads. The first or
Speaker 2: Key David presents the Flashes new nemesis, the Speedo File,
Speaker 2: speed of File. That's crazy, like he really like speed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, why did you get fired from gamesop in
Speaker 3: one day? Pre ros play eight ninety six.
Speaker 2: I got lock jaw during the Graveyard Chips at the
Speaker 2: Dick Sucking Factory, and all I got was lockjaw is
Speaker 2: previously mentioned autistic Rose of Parks refusing to give up
Speaker 2: her seat on the short bus. Get him to the
Speaker 2: Greek is no longer a movie, It's a true crime
Speaker 2: reenacting video. Thats goofy Choices by E forty is the
Speaker 2: bad to the bone of rap?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. That's all off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: I got it. I gotta I gotta hear it. Yeah
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't repect, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Love E forty. I'm also not a Californian, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like to me.
Speaker 2: It's like a respect for me.
Speaker 1: OJ doesn't have that weird voice, sees like something clown
Speaker 1: sounds like that.
Speaker 2: No way, he's let me hold it.
Speaker 1: Back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how he raps. Doesn't talk like he hold
Speaker 2: it back. Yeah in the block, you know, he doesn't
Speaker 2: talk like that, just a regular voice.
Speaker 1: I would imagine Jesus Christ. He's like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the rest. Is big enough to set a cup on
Speaker 1: her booty. Oh goodness, he's like that. It's I got
Speaker 1: a flat with full of water with my fluepel.
Speaker 2: Look, you lost mad weight, dude, big, big, big big.
Speaker 1: He was probably gonna die if he didn't.
Speaker 2: He was big, big, big man. They made him shave
Speaker 2: all that ship. He's fucking down crazy.
Speaker 1: It was only because he was on that like love
Speaker 1: and hip hop or someoney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, I'm a least ship, but I'm
Speaker 2: fucking hot bitches.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't believe this.
Speaker 2: Lost like I lost like three hundred pounds. I lost
Speaker 2: three hundred pouns and I'm still two hundred. The Bay
Speaker 2: Area for breakfast, the Big Area. You he has a
Speaker 2: ball of.
Speaker 1: Ball.
Speaker 2: It's oh and it's the fucking hyphen like fucking cheerios,
Speaker 2: the whole old hyphen Sempics.
Speaker 1: That's tremendous, eximping.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm even wait, invisibly, I had real time I'm
Speaker 2: losing weight, I'm getting thinner as you should meet right
Speaker 2: here now, I'm the weight. I'm I'm I'm crazy. It's
Speaker 2: like it's like when you fucking vacuum like vacuum seel ship. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be the future instead of healthcare, We're gonna
Speaker 2: get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah probably yea, all.
Speaker 3: Like cosmetic symptom related things, not underlying cause related that, like.
Speaker 2: Whyn't we get better healthcare? And like, fucking I don't know,
Speaker 2: you utilize the fucking fact that I have always since
Speaker 2: you're on the back of my neck, you know, the
Speaker 2: fucking fact that they've fucking found cures Laying on my
Speaker 2: penis visible means stop diabetes and listen to this here
Speaker 2: They're like, no, we'll kill you if you.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. Listen to this one. Laying on my
Speaker 1: penis until it falls asleep, so it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: giving someone else a hand job.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I've never had a numb penis before me neither. I
Speaker 2: can't even but I don't really I don't really can't.
Speaker 2: But I don't really feel my pens exactly exactly, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not like I feel my hands, in my arms.
Speaker 1: I feel more on my penis than I do my hands.
Speaker 2: I feel more, I feel more using it. Not naturally
Speaker 2: when I'm existing as it's resting.
Speaker 1: I feel more now that I'm focusing on it. I
Speaker 1: feel it more.
Speaker 2: Right now, I feel it. I can feel the blood
Speaker 2: moving through it and head of it against it. I
Speaker 2: can feel it fucking about to bust through the table
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Remy Turner wishing for another for Blumkinsmy Turners, Rimmy Turner,
Speaker 2: Turners the real person, Turner's blumpkin obsessed cousin.
Speaker 3: Turner wishing for another blumpkin nicky, ziggy straight slayer making
Speaker 3: the world gear uh gustave when he nuts be like
Speaker 3: for those who come after? Nice annoying race Trader Lily's
Speaker 3: brother playing Fallout, I r L sorry miss.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Miss Jackson flat out? Sorry? Yeah, I like, wait,
Speaker 1: shouldn't I read that wrong? Yeah? The game was crazy,
Speaker 1: badly Brave Dog the Beetle Humper h e theory you
Speaker 1: need tell lowering his weapon and hal three people Melfis
Speaker 1: won and rounding out our list.
Speaker 2: You remember dart how it was the dart board but
Speaker 2: it was people. You remember that from Paradise right.
Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, it was like darts.
Speaker 2: But it was people. So you would drive the cars
Speaker 2: fast possible, possibly fast you possibly can, and you would
Speaker 2: fucking crash through the fucking winsky the windshield and hit
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: My friend with.
Speaker 2: Bose eye, Dude, that hit the direct middle consistently, and
Speaker 2: I was like, how are you doing? Car crash? You
Speaker 2: gotta take that in real life.
Speaker 1: Man, that's such a cool idea. I love Burnout so good.
Speaker 1: That game was so all the car games I've ever played,
Speaker 1: that's like up there for sure.
Speaker 2: I hate how many games died in the three sixty
Speaker 2: PS four era, dude, or three wells four? Really really
Speaker 2: we got Burnout games on the three sixty well that's
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it was like the last one.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Makes me so sad. Those seems are so fucking fun. Man,
Speaker 2: is singing into your mom's pussy? Is that whirl like
Speaker 2: a toilet? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Like you're flushing, You're flushing into her pussy. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do some dubious al Right, Well that was that's
Speaker 1: a fresh show.
Speaker 2: Image disgusting.
Speaker 1: That's it for a show. We'll see you next time.
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