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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let you you

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<v Speaker 2>taco one on one one w jr R. But your

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Hey, you got almost twenty minutes left to

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<v Speaker 3>vote for you say we play it on the jar

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page. It's brought to you by Fairwin's Credit Union.

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<v Speaker 3>This morning three song choices from mud Vain, Which that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's even better it is not only will we

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<v Speaker 3>play the song that gets the most votes is determined

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<v Speaker 3>by you, but there's a payoff for one of you

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<v Speaker 3>takes the time to vote.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna randomly pick somebody to go see Metallica

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<v Speaker 1>Big jr R Show coming and you can be there.

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<v Speaker 1>So just go get your vote in for you say

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<v Speaker 1>we play it j our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this is a spin on the old diversion

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<v Speaker 3>tactics to ransack someone's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I'm not even answering. Okay, No, you're gonna answer

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<v Speaker 3>the door. We're gonna we're gonna roll plays. Hello sir,

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<v Speaker 3>that my name is Stan Collins and this is my

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<v Speaker 3>wife of twenty years. I'm Cindy, and we're here to

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<v Speaker 3>talk to you about Jesus today. Have you have you

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<v Speaker 3>welcomed the Lord into your heart and your household?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>But you're not welcome here all right. So anyway, there's

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<v Speaker 3>the scenario, the setup. You get, the knock of the door,

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<v Speaker 3>the strangers on your doorstep. It's two people wanting to

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<v Speaker 3>talk to you about the Lord and a homeowner in

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<v Speaker 3>southwest Florida, and Anita Springs found out the hard way

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<v Speaker 3>that all may not be as it seems. Even though

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<v Speaker 3>these two seem to have had good intentions.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody sneaking around the back into the house, right, so

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<v Speaker 1>they're talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, to see you know if if you know there's

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<v Speaker 3>a back door window open, and then you know it's

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<v Speaker 3>ramsacked the jewelry and any other small, pricey items that

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<v Speaker 3>you can get away with while you're taking the Lord

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<v Speaker 3>into your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, I just don't to the door anymore

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<v Speaker 1>during the day. Anybody that's knocking on that door wants something,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. I'll take no other reason. I'll go a

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<v Speaker 1>step further. I don't even know why people would want

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<v Speaker 1>to knock on someone's door these days.

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<v Speaker 2>You just in fears of getting shot, right, People are.

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<v Speaker 3>Very skeptical in general now of stuff, and when you

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<v Speaker 3>come on to someone's property, that in itself some people

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<v Speaker 3>take an affront.

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<v Speaker 2>Two.

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<v Speaker 3>Then if you come on someone's property, come on to

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<v Speaker 3>someone's property unannounced and unwelcome, it's even you know worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I had and I think that listeners told us this.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Oh, actually it was yesterday. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>call from Jehovah's Witness calling. They're calling now, holding me,

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that we asked listeners what they did

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah's Witness during you know, COVID and all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>when nobody's gonna answer, and they started calling. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure listeners said they did. I got a Jehovah's Witness

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<v Speaker 1>call yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are we.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are we out trudging around this heat and humidity?

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<v Speaker 3>We could just be, you know, flapping our spiel from

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<v Speaker 3>the comfort of our own home with air conditions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we got you know, the rosary beads and hands. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they do those in Jehovah's world.

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<v Speaker 1>I maybe they called them a Sunday. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday's their big day, right, Yeah, you got to get

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<v Speaker 2>them on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just like garage sale. You know, you do them

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend, you get the most bang for your buck.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the the Jehovah's when they actually go to the

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<v Speaker 3>Jehovah gathering? Are they a Saturday gimmick like an all

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<v Speaker 3>day deal?

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<v Speaker 2>Know nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know that my daughters signed up for a

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<v Speaker 1>yoga class up at UH up at Gainesville at UF,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a large Jehovah's population. Is it Jehovah's

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is? The hell do they have there?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I got it in my notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Have some Pentecostals up there handling snakes? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>they have the Harry Krishna.

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<v Speaker 1>They have the Harry Christia large college campus. Of course

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<v Speaker 1>they do. Yes, So they have Harry Christians well up

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<v Speaker 1>at up at UF and a lot of people will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this. They have the best kitchen where it's

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<v Speaker 1>like super cheap and eat all you want. Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>you see, Harry Christna is everywhere up there. She signed

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<v Speaker 1>up for a yoga class and went in with their matt,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to get some exercise and whatever. It was

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Krishtna meeting and they're all like laying all match.

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<v Speaker 1>They she thought she's in a in a yoga class,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said she was so embarrassed. It's something you

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<v Speaker 1>would normally do one hundred percent. And she's like, she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so embarrassed. I didn't want to just walk out.

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<v Speaker 1>We have sandwiches or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I don't know, I'm looking for it. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>guy looking for a sandwich rather than doing yoga.

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<v Speaker 1>That she walked in thinking it was a yoga class

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<v Speaker 1>because it's said come for this yoga class, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was really just a Harry Krishna thing, all right, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Be you know, just be aware these people are knocking

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<v Speaker 3>at your doors if you are going to open up,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything, I will talk through the through the doorbell

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<v Speaker 1>camera and say hey, I'm not interested, simple enough.

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<v Speaker 3>You never know what anybody. Atlantic salmon exposed to anti

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<v Speaker 3>anxiety medication during their migration were more successful in reaching

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<v Speaker 3>their destination than drug free fish, according to researchers. This

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<v Speaker 3>published in Science last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Was did they get like pills leaked from some plant

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<v Speaker 1>and the fish ate them or what this is?

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<v Speaker 2>What this is is an activist.

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<v Speaker 3>Slants posing as a news item and it's the whole

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<v Speaker 3>that our water contains so many different things and things

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<v Speaker 3>that are run off, and one of the things that

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<v Speaker 3>people people flush drugs. Drugs go down sacks and where

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<v Speaker 3>do they eventually end up? The Atlantic salmon. But apparently though,

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<v Speaker 3>it has made the fish that are exposed to the

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<v Speaker 3>anti anxiety medication more bold and willing to take chances

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<v Speaker 3>and risks, which enhances their chances of chances of successfully

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<v Speaker 3>migrating to where they need to go. So on the surface,

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<v Speaker 3>that sounds like it's a good thing, but the scientists say, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's actually a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not on the surface, pat it's sinking down to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom, and that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Where they're getting the drugs. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you're supposed to do with prescription You're

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to go to a safe drop off point. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>national drug prescription take back days coming up in a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weekends through the DEA.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I wasn't gonna say that. I know they have that,

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<v Speaker 1>but what what you really do is just put it

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<v Speaker 1>in your used cat litter. I got it on the

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<v Speaker 1>back porch. If you're gonna eat some pill that I

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<v Speaker 1>threw away out of that you are a heavy user man.

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah's witnesses pat at two two five twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Our text on Jehovah, which is it Wednesday and Saturdays.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually do a Tuesday one hour, okay, Thursday or Friday

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<v Speaker 1>usually two hours, and Sunday two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Good night. Yeah, that's that's a good Jehovah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said we do letter writing as well, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>a from a Jehovah's witness. Somebody else said, Kingdom Hall,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife was a JW. All right, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>we had that many Jehovahs. But thank you all for

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<v Speaker 1>listening next to no whatever your thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean just I think it's uh smart that you're now,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, so listening with via air conditioning rather than

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<v Speaker 3>trudging through the neighborhood. A lot easier, a lot easier

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<v Speaker 3>on the feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did handwritten written letters during COVID, PAT and

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<v Speaker 1>H then this said, next thing, you know they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to outsource it to India.

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<v Speaker 2>They just have AI. They have a I j W.

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<v Speaker 2>Show it up Jovah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody pointed out the obvious that we overlooked lude water. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's uh, it's a real thing now I invented it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it's now a real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mainstream, see stream. I want to wish the salmon. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's so well, I understand stream. Well. Uh so,

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<v Speaker 2>congratulations on your increased boldness.

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<v Speaker 3>Update on a woman we talked about a few years

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<v Speaker 3>back who married a filthy river her in England.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, the LEGENDACA shows the official program of the

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah Witnesses.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it. Normally I'd say amen, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what you say.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever your spiritual slant is, we don't care each his

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<v Speaker 3>own man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's fine by us. So what was this?

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<v Speaker 3>The woman who married a filthy river in England a

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<v Speaker 3>few years ago? She's surfaced again. Apparently, she says there

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<v Speaker 3>they're still in the bliss stage of their marriage, except

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<v Speaker 3>for the part where she broke her leg swimming in

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<v Speaker 3>the dirty, filthy walks as she tried to make her

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<v Speaker 3>way down the entire river, which is in southwest England.

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<v Speaker 3>Broke her leg because she couldn't see, uh, the log

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<v Speaker 3>that was in there, the shopping cart, the water. Filthy

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<v Speaker 3>is the word that is most normally used to describe this. This, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>this tribute this river, and she again is she says

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<v Speaker 3>her life is shaped by the river. And all she

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<v Speaker 3>does is think about when they can spend time together

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<v Speaker 3>again when she's away from the river.

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<v Speaker 1>We should get her together with the lady that has

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<v Speaker 1>a fish for a boyfriend, remember that one.

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<v Speaker 2>She sees the same fish every year and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>good bread, some fond.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they can bring her fish.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to call this out. That fish. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it on anxiety meds? I'm calling this out. You're stepping

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<v Speaker 2>out on her. Yeah, getting bold, rigid and makes it

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<v Speaker 2>up on time to places and try to hump a turtle.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh hey, then you got a tish or a fertle.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm calling it out.

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<v Speaker 1>This All these stories about alternatives for Easter eggs on

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<v Speaker 1>the news, this is the dumbest thing I've ever Easter

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<v Speaker 1>egg hunts. They're talking about using potatoes or a marshmall.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what's wrong with that egg? They used plastic eggs

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<v Speaker 2>anyway for most of the Easter egg hunts.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the time that I set all the.

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<v Speaker 1>The Easter but I mean set all the eggs out

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<v Speaker 1>of my house and the kids ran outside and the

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<v Speaker 1>raccoons got them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Not The Easter Girls were devastated. Looking they are beeps

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<v Speaker 2>mm hmm. Took an unexpected turn. Suddenly there Orlandos Rock

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<v Speaker 2>Station