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Speaker 3: All right, this is a spin on the old diversion
Speaker 3: tactics to ransack someone's house.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm not even answering. Okay, No, you're gonna answer
Speaker 3: the door. We're gonna we're gonna roll plays. Hello sir,
Speaker 3: that my name is Stan Collins and this is my
Speaker 3: wife of twenty years. I'm Cindy, and we're here to
Speaker 3: talk to you about Jesus today. Have you have you
Speaker 3: welcomed the Lord into your heart and your household?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: But you're not welcome here all right. So anyway, there's
Speaker 3: the scenario, the setup. You get, the knock of the door,
Speaker 3: the strangers on your doorstep. It's two people wanting to
Speaker 3: talk to you about the Lord and a homeowner in
Speaker 3: southwest Florida, and Anita Springs found out the hard way
Speaker 3: that all may not be as it seems. Even though
Speaker 3: these two seem to have had good intentions.
Speaker 1: Somebody sneaking around the back into the house, right, so
Speaker 1: they're talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to see you know if if you know there's
Speaker 3: a back door window open, and then you know it's
Speaker 3: ramsacked the jewelry and any other small, pricey items that
Speaker 3: you can get away with while you're taking the Lord
Speaker 3: into your heart.
Speaker 1: I told you, I just don't to the door anymore
Speaker 1: during the day. Anybody that's knocking on that door wants something,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'll take no other reason. I'll go a
Speaker 1: step further. I don't even know why people would want
Speaker 1: to knock on someone's door these days.
Speaker 2: You just in fears of getting shot, right, People are.
Speaker 3: Very skeptical in general now of stuff, and when you
Speaker 3: come on to someone's property, that in itself some people
Speaker 3: take an affront.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 3: Then if you come on someone's property, come on to
Speaker 3: someone's property unannounced and unwelcome, it's even you know worse.
Speaker 1: I had and I think that listeners told us this.
Speaker 1: It was Oh, actually it was yesterday. I had a
Speaker 1: call from Jehovah's Witness calling. They're calling now, holding me,
Speaker 1: And I think that we asked listeners what they did
Speaker 1: Jehovah's Witness during you know, COVID and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: when nobody's gonna answer, and they started calling. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure listeners said they did. I got a Jehovah's Witness
Speaker 1: call yesterday.
Speaker 2: Why are we.
Speaker 3: Why are we out trudging around this heat and humidity?
Speaker 3: We could just be, you know, flapping our spiel from
Speaker 3: the comfort of our own home with air conditions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we got you know, the rosary beads and hands. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they do those in Jehovah's world.
Speaker 1: I maybe they called them a Sunday. I think it
Speaker 1: was yesterday.
Speaker 2: Saturday's their big day, right, Yeah, you got to get
Speaker 2: them on the weekend.
Speaker 1: They're just like garage sale. You know, you do them
Speaker 1: on the weekend, you get the most bang for your buck.
Speaker 3: No, the the Jehovah's when they actually go to the
Speaker 3: Jehovah gathering? Are they a Saturday gimmick like an all
Speaker 3: day deal?
Speaker 2: Know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: I do know that my daughters signed up for a
Speaker 1: yoga class up at UH up at Gainesville at UF,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a large Jehovah's population. Is it Jehovah's
Speaker 1: or whatever it is? The hell do they have there?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I got it in my notes.
Speaker 2: Have some Pentecostals up there handling snakes? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: they have the Harry Krishna.
Speaker 1: They have the Harry Christia large college campus. Of course
Speaker 1: they do. Yes, So they have Harry Christians well up
Speaker 1: at up at UF and a lot of people will
Speaker 1: tell you this. They have the best kitchen where it's
Speaker 1: like super cheap and eat all you want. Well, so
Speaker 1: you see, Harry Christna is everywhere up there. She signed
Speaker 1: up for a yoga class and went in with their matt,
Speaker 1: you know, to get some exercise and whatever. It was
Speaker 1: Harry Krishtna meeting and they're all like laying all match.
Speaker 1: They she thought she's in a in a yoga class,
Speaker 1: and she said she was so embarrassed. It's something you
Speaker 1: would normally do one hundred percent. And she's like, she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm just so embarrassed. I didn't want to just walk out.
Speaker 1: We have sandwiches or anything.
Speaker 2: It's I don't know, I'm looking for it. In fact,
Speaker 2: guy looking for a sandwich rather than doing yoga.
Speaker 1: That she walked in thinking it was a yoga class
Speaker 1: because it's said come for this yoga class, but it
Speaker 1: was really just a Harry Krishna thing, all right, So.
Speaker 3: Be you know, just be aware these people are knocking
Speaker 3: at your doors if you are going to open up,
Speaker 3: you know, for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: If anything, I will talk through the through the doorbell
Speaker 1: camera and say hey, I'm not interested, simple enough.
Speaker 3: You never know what anybody. Atlantic salmon exposed to anti
Speaker 3: anxiety medication during their migration were more successful in reaching
Speaker 3: their destination than drug free fish, according to researchers. This
Speaker 3: published in Science last week.
Speaker 1: Was did they get like pills leaked from some plant
Speaker 1: and the fish ate them or what this is?
Speaker 2: What this is is an activist.
Speaker 3: Slants posing as a news item and it's the whole
Speaker 3: that our water contains so many different things and things
Speaker 3: that are run off, and one of the things that
Speaker 3: people people flush drugs. Drugs go down sacks and where
Speaker 3: do they eventually end up? The Atlantic salmon. But apparently though,
Speaker 3: it has made the fish that are exposed to the
Speaker 3: anti anxiety medication more bold and willing to take chances
Speaker 3: and risks, which enhances their chances of chances of successfully
Speaker 3: migrating to where they need to go. So on the surface,
Speaker 3: that sounds like it's a good thing, but the scientists say, no,
Speaker 3: it's actually a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's not on the surface, pat it's sinking down to
Speaker 1: the bottom, and that's.
Speaker 2: Where they're getting the drugs. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: You know what you're supposed to do with prescription You're
Speaker 3: supposed to go to a safe drop off point. In fact,
Speaker 3: national drug prescription take back days coming up in a
Speaker 3: couple of weekends through the DEA.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't gonna say that. I know they have that,
Speaker 1: but what what you really do is just put it
Speaker 1: in your used cat litter. I got it on the
Speaker 1: back porch. If you're gonna eat some pill that I
Speaker 1: threw away out of that you are a heavy user man.
Speaker 1: Jehovah's witnesses pat at two two five twenty six.
Speaker 2: Our text on Jehovah, which is it Wednesday and Saturdays.
Speaker 1: Usually do a Tuesday one hour, okay, Thursday or Friday
Speaker 1: usually two hours, and Sunday two hours.
Speaker 2: Good night. Yeah, that's that's a good Jehovah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Somebody said we do letter writing as well, So that's
Speaker 1: a from a Jehovah's witness. Somebody else said, Kingdom Hall,
Speaker 1: my wife was a JW. All right, I didn't know
Speaker 1: we had that many Jehovahs. But thank you all for
Speaker 1: listening next to no whatever your thing is.
Speaker 3: I mean just I think it's uh smart that you're now,
Speaker 3: you know, so listening with via air conditioning rather than
Speaker 3: trudging through the neighborhood. A lot easier, a lot easier
Speaker 3: on the feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did handwritten written letters during COVID, PAT and
Speaker 1: H then this said, next thing, you know they're going
Speaker 1: to outsource it to India.
Speaker 2: They just have AI. They have a I j W.
Speaker 2: Show it up Jovah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Somebody pointed out the obvious that we overlooked lude water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's uh, it's a real thing now I invented it,
Speaker 1: but it's it's now a real thing.
Speaker 2: It's mainstream, see stream. I want to wish the salmon. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so well, I understand stream. Well. Uh so,
Speaker 2: congratulations on your increased boldness.
Speaker 3: Update on a woman we talked about a few years
Speaker 3: back who married a filthy river her in England.
Speaker 1: He said, the LEGENDACA shows the official program of the
Speaker 1: Jehovah Witnesses.
Speaker 2: You know it. Normally I'd say amen, but I don't
Speaker 2: know what you say.
Speaker 3: Whatever your spiritual slant is, we don't care each his
Speaker 3: own man.
Speaker 2: That's it's fine by us. So what was this?
Speaker 3: The woman who married a filthy river in England a
Speaker 3: few years ago? She's surfaced again. Apparently, she says there
Speaker 3: they're still in the bliss stage of their marriage, except
Speaker 3: for the part where she broke her leg swimming in
Speaker 3: the dirty, filthy walks as she tried to make her
Speaker 3: way down the entire river, which is in southwest England.
Speaker 3: Broke her leg because she couldn't see, uh, the log
Speaker 3: that was in there, the shopping cart, the water. Filthy
Speaker 3: is the word that is most normally used to describe this. This, uh,
Speaker 3: this tribute this river, and she again is she says
Speaker 3: her life is shaped by the river. And all she
Speaker 3: does is think about when they can spend time together
Speaker 3: again when she's away from the river.
Speaker 1: We should get her together with the lady that has
Speaker 1: a fish for a boyfriend, remember that one.
Speaker 2: She sees the same fish every year and it's like
Speaker 2: good bread, some fond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can bring her fish.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to call this out. That fish. Is
Speaker 2: it on anxiety meds? I'm calling this out. You're stepping
Speaker 2: out on her. Yeah, getting bold, rigid and makes it
Speaker 2: up on time to places and try to hump a turtle.
Speaker 1: Uh hey, then you got a tish or a fertle.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm calling it out.
Speaker 1: This All these stories about alternatives for Easter eggs on
Speaker 1: the news, this is the dumbest thing I've ever Easter
Speaker 1: egg hunts. They're talking about using potatoes or a marshmall.
Speaker 2: No, what's wrong with that egg? They used plastic eggs
Speaker 2: anyway for most of the Easter egg hunts.
Speaker 1: Ye shut up.
Speaker 2: Remember the time that I set all the.
Speaker 1: The Easter but I mean set all the eggs out
Speaker 1: of my house and the kids ran outside and the
Speaker 1: raccoons got them all.
Speaker 2: Not The Easter Girls were devastated. Looking they are beeps
Speaker 2: mm hmm. Took an unexpected turn. Suddenly there Orlandos Rock
Speaker 2: Station