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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Where do we want to start this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get right into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, how about Southern California. We big thanks everybody came

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<v Speaker 1>out to froggers. I know I said earlier, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy out there last night. Elvida represent three two

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<v Speaker 1>seven sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, some drug addled individual, uh did a walk in

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<v Speaker 2>deal at a Southern California emergency room. Well, he's out

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<v Speaker 2>of his mind, whacked out on drugs, shows up at

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<v Speaker 2>the emergency room and next thing you know, this lunatic

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<v Speaker 2>is climbed up into the up above the ceiling tiles

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<v Speaker 2>and disappears. And uh, eventually the dude and up just

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<v Speaker 2>getting stuck up there, and you know they had to

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<v Speaker 2>get the cops involved in just big old mess mail

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom filling Kyle's and email.

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<v Speaker 1>In the filing. So he, I'm guessing went to the

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<v Speaker 1>er to be like, I really need help, I'm drugs

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<v Speaker 1>and then decided no, I want to wow. K two

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<v Speaker 1>set the pink cocaine. No pink cocaine is a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's the stuff I've seen in movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, this is southern California, so they are probably, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they set the trends for all of us pleabs. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>they are. Probably it's another drug that we're not even

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<v Speaker 2>going to hear about for probably a year. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>K three instead of K two, it's K three. They're

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<v Speaker 2>so hip out there with everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Well remember the ship the story that I was showing

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<v Speaker 1>you yesterday where twenty one thousand kilos were discovered.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that? Yeah, uh huh, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That was in California. Maybe they're twenty two thousand, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy and his buddies, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, just at a full kilo or something. Now we'll

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<v Speaker 2>hear about in a year. No a full bail. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>An Alabama man convicted in nineteen ninety four if killing

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<v Speaker 2>a hitchhiker was put to death last night in the

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<v Speaker 2>State of Alabama's death chamber via what method do they

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<v Speaker 2>use now? In Alabama? Taco we talked about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Not hanging firing squad nitrogen gas good good freezes ass

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<v Speaker 1>and just flick him when he breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh oh, that's the others. This removes the oxygen

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<v Speaker 2>element that your body needs to continue living. God it

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<v Speaker 2>biology or one of those. Kerrie Grayson, fifty years old,

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<v Speaker 2>was executed at the William C. Holman correct Facility in

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<v Speaker 2>southern Alabama. We just spin back to ninety four when

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<v Speaker 2>he was one of four teenagers convicted of killing Vicky

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<v Speaker 2>de Bleaux, who is a thirty seven year old as

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<v Speaker 2>she was trying to hitchhike through the state on her

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<v Speaker 2>way to her mom's home in Louisiana. She was attacked, beaten,

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<v Speaker 2>and thrown off a cliff. So this was one of

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<v Speaker 2>the guys convicted. They charged him as an adult Alabama.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't screw around in Alabama. No, I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>how old you are. They they were leaps and bounds

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<v Speaker 2>ahead on this whole Bob world order cont that I

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<v Speaker 2>was just going to bring up Bob Orloder.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest thing I see here problem wise is nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety four. Do you realize four fourteen, This is thirty

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<v Speaker 1>years that some bed sat in our system milking the

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<v Speaker 1>Alabama ditty and then what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he's like eighteen or nineteen when he

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<v Speaker 2>did the deed and uh, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know he's working the teat and then what happens, We're

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<v Speaker 1>all paying for it. At the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>we all are as an Asian, so saw World Order

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<v Speaker 1>b WO would speed things up?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is why is this making an etology? A lot

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<v Speaker 2>of times you might hear about something going sideways during

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<v Speaker 2>an execution, maybe an odd last request for a meal.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, this guy went out as evil as he

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<v Speaker 2>came in, cursing and giving the middle finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm losing oxygen here, pat look, double them up,

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<v Speaker 1>throw them birdis going.

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<v Speaker 2>Good riddance.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought when you said something in sideways, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be Instead, they messed up and gave

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<v Speaker 1>them oxygen, laughing gas.

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<v Speaker 2>No tons of oxygen, and he was just in there.

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<v Speaker 2>That lobster was good. Thanks, he was well aerated. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what? I don't know anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have an arrator for my vote.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were selling the ieise. I haven't given

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<v Speaker 1>it to my buddy's kid yet. It's kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>give cell, what like cell, give give cell?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that work?

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<v Speaker 1>I just give it to him, say he just give

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<v Speaker 1>me a thousand now, and I'm gonna teach him how

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<v Speaker 1>to make payment plans one hundred a month.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm getting. You're letting the cabin cruiser.

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<v Speaker 2>The deluxe forty foot triple MRK outboards go for one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand bucks fifteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make him do payment plans for the last

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred to teach him how he's gonna buy.

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<v Speaker 2>His car in a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, for anybody just tuning into the show, I do

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<v Speaker 1>not own a cabin cruiser. I own a thirteen foot

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<v Speaker 1>john boat that says cabin cruiser on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>Which now it's plants growing out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I cut the plants. It might be time to

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<v Speaker 1>trim the bush again. To be honest, I left it

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<v Speaker 1>in the backyard for a while because our our other

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<v Speaker 1>fishing tournament boat is the one that we normally fish in.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a whole fleet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's Doyle's boat. It's a nineteen seventy one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a collectible. Anyway, I digress, go ahead, I need oxygen

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<v Speaker 1>or nitrogen. I think I need nitrogen. You're gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>something after this this this, I told you. We've talked

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of different perversions on this show over the

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<v Speaker 1>many years that we've been on. This is a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking in the halls yesterday and I realized

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<v Speaker 1>we shouldn't have been because it was out loud and

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<v Speaker 1>there was a female crushing. I was mentioning, I'm into

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<v Speaker 1>some crushing this weekend. You know where your wife or

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend backs the truck over your nuts sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>A twenty seven year old guy in Thailand has been arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>Thailand's crazy. It started with this. He was one of

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<v Speaker 2>these panty thieves.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's where they have pat if I remind you

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<v Speaker 1>four floors of horrores. Remember I told you about where

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<v Speaker 1>they have all the trainy girls. Okay, okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, this guy's thing was stealing women's panties underwear sick.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand it was so he was using those two

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<v Speaker 2>uh you know, become aroused and ultimately pleasure himself. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>They're aware of sixty seven pieces of the underwear because

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<v Speaker 2>they Oh my god, this is on our Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can get the visual and the cop fully

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<v Speaker 2>comprehend his jerk off tree. WHOA, what come on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is an adult I mean, this is a family

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<v Speaker 1>friendly situation we have on this show in Singapore. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>the four Floors of whore Stand corrected. Yeah, and no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was me. I screwed it up. The Landmark Entertainment compy.

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<v Speaker 1>So he has a masturbation tree. After each pair of

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<v Speaker 1>panties is oh, now done, he hangs it much as

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<v Speaker 1>you would hang a Christmas ornament on a Christmas tree, like.

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<v Speaker 2>At home or house. Oh yeah, rubout tree. Wow, it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a fullwood sap ook.

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<v Speaker 2>That think's probably gonna be crowded. Eta. I've seen.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen where they have, like in Colorado where they

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<v Speaker 1>have a brad tree where when the women ride by

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<v Speaker 1>in the lift you know what I'm saying, to go

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<v Speaker 1>up to the slope which they take off the brawl

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<v Speaker 1>and throw a brawl in there. It's like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>great man. I support the movies, but a jerk tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Those have all been used. You're followed me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know it. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not usually speechless. We both thought Kingdom I told

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<v Speaker 1>you

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