WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.240 --> 00:00:10.080 On on on. 2 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:11.199 Yeah, I'm intense. 3 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:15.439 Welcome to the CECO pre Show for episode four ninety three, 4 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:17.960 four ninety three. I hope so because I don't have 5 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:21.359 my computer in front of holy shit, Yes, sir, We're 6 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:24.839 brought to you by the wonderful patrons at patreon dot 7 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:28.120 com slash CEEO podcast. Whether they like it or not, 8 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:32.759 and they don't, well fuck them, then we're I guess 9 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:33.759 we're done. 10 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:37.000 Excellent. That's good. 11 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:38.719 All right, that's it. 12 00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:40.600 There, we did it, so we're. 13 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:42.799 Gonna jump right into it today, Ryan, jump right into 14 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:44.759 We had some comments on the last video. I was 15 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:47.679 very excited to talk about last week's deck, very excited. 16 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:51.200 If you don't want didn't talk about the deck. We 17 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:52.320 just talked about the new cards. 18 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:55.560 And here's the thing, and here's the thing, the new 19 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.560 decks because they have so many new cards in them. 20 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.280 A thing last week's deck power three or less in 21 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:06.239 the bin. Then they come out of the bin. That's 22 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:08.280 what the deck does, and it does it well. Today 23 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:10.200 we're gonna talk about the final Fantasy ten deck. You 24 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:13.799 know what it does tomorrow counters and you know how 25 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:16.920 it doesn't very well. And the other two decks are 26 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:19.599 the same. They do their shit and they do it well. 27 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.840 So telling you that the Equipment deck does equipment good, yeah, 28 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:25.120 is kind of a waste of time when there's twenty 29 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:27.280 five really cool new cards to talk about. 30 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:30.760 Oh but, uncle Brando, what about the reprint of Sorts 31 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:31.519 to Plowshares? 32 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:33.040 Do you not have a Sorts to plow Shares? 33 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:35.120 What about the reprint of Arcane Signet? 34 00:01:35.159 --> 00:01:36.400 Do not have an arcane segment? 35 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:37.319 But it has a new art? 36 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:38.200 The arts are great? 37 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:39.840 What about Command Tower? 38 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.040 Also great? 39 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:42.560 Oh my god? 40 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:45.719 There you go, right like it's good? Like the reprints 41 00:01:45.719 --> 00:01:48.599 are really cool. The new arts are actually stupendous. I've 42 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:50.879 been actually coming through them all week looking at all 43 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:51.920 the cool new stuff. 44 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:53.719 I can I say something about that? 45 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:54.879 Tell me the. 46 00:01:56.359 --> 00:02:00.120 Reprints with new art that don't look like fine no 47 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:03.239 Fantasy art, Oh come. 48 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:06.680 On, come on, I mean none of them. 49 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:10.080 They look like they look magic art with Final Fantasy 50 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:11.240 ship in the in the thing? 51 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:12.199 Sure right? 52 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.400 Like, yeah, I agree, because I know everything about Final 53 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:16.039 Fantasy as evidenced last. 54 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:17.599 Week as a game, we've been talking with the what 55 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:20.199 do he calls them? The uh beyond time? 56 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:22.479 Those ones are what they are and you can love 57 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:24.879 them or you can hate them. I've seen both sides. 58 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:26.879 Of I'm coming around on those actually. 59 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:28.439 And I'm fine with them. 60 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.000 I still think they kind of look like Etsy proxies, 61 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:31.560 but you know what. 62 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:32.840 So, yes, they're cool. 63 00:02:32.919 --> 00:02:34.599 There's some cool ones. There's some that I kind of 64 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:37.439 wish they had have picked better art. They did Kefka 65 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:40.120 as Perferro, so I'm gonna get me one of those 66 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:41.680 went straight into normOn. 67 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:42.199 I'll tell you that. 68 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:44.520 Yeah, do you got a perfero? So it does not 69 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:45.000 look like. 70 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:46.000 A I don't. 71 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:49.560 Oh good, I'm about that's like a new card to you. 72 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:54.199 I know that is like a new card. It doesn't 73 00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:56.240 even exist, and it's like, hey, this should go north. 74 00:02:56.319 --> 00:02:58.599 That's gonna cost so many dollars though, because it's gotta 75 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:00.680 be foil and it's in the manner you shitt taka 76 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:04.439 and it's holy God, I hope I opened one. 77 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:08.159 Kefka AFC Kentucky Fried Chicken kefka correct. 78 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:11.120 Yes, But the point is the decks kind of do 79 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:13.639 what they do, and they do it well, and they're 80 00:03:13.800 --> 00:03:16.800 very well done, and the reprints aren't. Maybe I'm not 81 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.560 going to say they're spectacular, but they're not terrible. 82 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:21.360 There's lots of two to three dollars. 83 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:22.879 Yeah, yeah, that's fine. 84 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:25.400 It's all the stuff that I would come to expect 85 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:30.439 in a Commander pre con, along with like fifteen or 86 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:35.039 twenty one dollar non basic lands, which is completely serviceable 87 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:37.039 to make a three color deck work, because that's what 88 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:38.159 they all are, right, three color? 89 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:41.280 Yeah? Yeah, And I think. 90 00:03:41.439 --> 00:03:44.560 Whenever we see a universe is beyond deck, it sort 91 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.280 of sets a new bar for what is a bracket too, 92 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:51.240 like a core deck, like a pre con power deck, 93 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:56.240 think of Warhammer forty K jesus, those the Necron deck, 94 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:59.479 in particular the Mono Black one slap, We're crazy, yeah, 95 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:03.400 and then the Lord of the Rings ones like, oh 96 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:06.599 my god, except for the voting one. Yeah, that one 97 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:09.800 can pounce in. But the other three were actually really good. 98 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:13.800 The Doctor who Wants Timey Whimy was like what, yeah, 99 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.240 really good, and these ones I think, oh, never mind 100 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:22.879 Fallout to the Fallout one, the mod the Mothman one, Yeah, 101 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:27.439 with rad Counters surprisingly good for how not good rad 102 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:31.279 Counters seemed like they were going to be. I think 103 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:34.480 the final Fantasy decks are going to follow suit. 104 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:37.279 Although I think that final Fantasy decks I think are 105 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:42.000 going to because they're less specific on a weird like 106 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:44.959 The Doctor Who Wants, for example, used a bunch of 107 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:48.399 either just inside of them mechanics that only worked within 108 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:51.160 the set, or they picked up on things like suspend 109 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:54.199 and time counter very acute. 110 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:54.839 I would call that. 111 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:58.000 Just just stuff that nobody was really doing. Unless you're 112 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.600 playing Joy or of the Gee too, you're doing that. 113 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:01.079 That's fine. 114 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:04.079 Whereas I think that the final Fantasy ones you're gonna 115 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:09.360 see these be very very upgradeable because Mardo out of 116 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:16.000 the graveyard little stuff or just counters the deck. He 117 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:19.360 attracts the colors. You can add the whole decks to 118 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:20.160 attracts the deck. 119 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.079 You can get very well. 120 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:25.560 Get this, how many times at our local shop have 121 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:29.439 you lost to the dude who plays the upgraded Salmon 122 00:05:29.519 --> 00:05:33.360 Frodo pre con? Like, I freaking play that guy all 123 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:35.680 the time. He's playing that deck all the time, and 124 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.399 it's like, oh my god. 125 00:05:37.319 --> 00:05:41.879 Well that's George George with no g's he's from Serbia. 126 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:46.319 Oh yeah, he would have no g's, just Jay's, that's right, 127 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:46.920 and a d. 128 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.600 Did George did George? 129 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:51.079 Yeah? 130 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.839 Like our buddy Darcy with an apostrophe because he fancy Yeah, 131 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:56.959 that's French for Darcy. 132 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.000 Or something played against that deck last night. 133 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:02.680 And it's freaking good that blew him out. 134 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:04.560 Oh, blow him out big time. 135 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.439 You love blowing the j's baby. I like that man. 136 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:11.040 I took him downtown to Chinatown. 137 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:13.879 Oh yeah, thought a bunch of town, bought a bunch 138 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:19.399 of knockoff merchandise and some delicious food, and then left 139 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:20.000 him there. 140 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.439 To die and microwaved it three times, Yeah, until it 141 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.040 was as hard as a breck. Then you put it 142 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.680 in a freaking CEO T shirt and clubbed him over 143 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:27.519 the head with it like he was. 144 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:28.319 Max Crandell. 145 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:31.040 I ate the rice. 146 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:35.199 I ate it, although if you can keep it kind 147 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:37.319 of moist, if you put a little soy sauce on there, 148 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.839 because then it gives it a little moisture and then 149 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:43.879 it it stays not hard. You know what it's like 150 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:47.759 instead of eating slivers of coconut, it's like eating old rice. 151 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:50.399 Moist rice. 152 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:57.079 Hard coconut has to be the CEO pre show, Max. 153 00:06:56.839 --> 00:07:00.639 Crandell, I don't even think produce your Harry knows who 154 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.240 Max Crandell is. Man? What an idiot? 155 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:07.120 Max Crandeller, Garry, who am I talking about? 156 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:13.439 I haven't thought about Max and Alonta. 157 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:14.920 But the point is that decks are good, and that's 158 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:17.279 why we're kind of focusing on the cards. And last 159 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:18.680 week I kind of let it get away from me 160 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:21.480 because I'm so excited about Final Fantasy six and I 161 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.399 knew for a fact that I was probably gonna get 162 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:26.439 carried away with seven as well. So we're gonna save 163 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:28.439 that until next week. We're going to do ten and 164 00:07:28.519 --> 00:07:33.759 fourteen today because I don't All I know about fourteen 165 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.319 is what five called the motto at Angelo and Aaron. 166 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:37.480 Told me last week. 167 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:40.600 And I've only played through ten one time, so I 168 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:41.519 know who everybody is. 169 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:42.079 But that's it. 170 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:47.240 Need I remind you. Oh, we'll be getting carried away. 171 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.920 I mean, yeah, that's what we do. 172 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:51.800 It's how we do things around here. 173 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.319 But yeah, you've got beer in the fridge. I know 174 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:57.040 that I do, and I have that's. 175 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:59.399 A little bit of his secret for the listeners at home. 176 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:05.879 I have beer in my car. So we'll be getting 177 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:06.439 carried away. 178 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:08.199 So the point isn't gonn We're gonna stay for the 179 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:08.639 stream with us. 180 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:13.279 Oh maybe you know what Smitty's coming, Ben might come. 181 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:15.680 No one's gonna be here it's gonna be a party. 182 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:15.759 Man. 183 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:19.600 We're gonna we're gonna beat Star Tropics tonight. I realized that, smitty. 184 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:25.199 But people who are watching this, you can check out media, Dota, Twitch, 185 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:27.079 dot Tv, Slash, duff nav media, you can. 186 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:28.560 You can check out some of our stuff. It's gonna be a 187 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:28.759 lot of fun. 188 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:31.120 We're playing Final Fantasy six over there for anybody who's interested. 189 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:32.720 And we're gonna beat Star Tropics tonight. 190 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:36.240 Never heard of. It's gonna be good. My family is 191 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:41.360 grad sailing in Martinsville. Why because that's like their thing. 192 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:43.480 I don't know, you ever, just like you know how 193 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:46.159 you know how different pocket communities around the town or 194 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:50.639 whatever have have like community grad sales. Yeah, you can 195 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:53.240 hit up like fifteen grad sales on one block or whatever. 196 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:54.440 Yeah yeah, yeah like that. 197 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:59.240 But in Martinsville and Rebecca's meeting her friend who moved there, 198 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:02.039 and they got for our rock trench that we're building. 199 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:07.039 So she's off picking rocks, which is actually funny now 200 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:10.159 that I say it. And I was just gonna go 201 00:09:10.879 --> 00:09:13.600 and this sounds like an excuse though it ain't. I 202 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:17.440 was gonna go build a fence. But doesn't that sound 203 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:17.840 made up? 204 00:09:19.080 --> 00:09:19.320 Wait? 205 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:22.960 That's like, that's like, that's that's like saying, my buddy 206 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:26.039 John Smith totally made up. 207 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:27.679 I'm gonna go build a fence. 208 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:29.080 I knew a John Smith. 209 00:09:29.240 --> 00:09:33.879 We know Joel Smith, do we? Well? Not anymore? His 210 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:37.320 dad was two time Junior Award winner with Lyndon Smith. 211 00:09:38.519 --> 00:09:40.080 A few Joel's last name is Smith. 212 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:42.879 Yeah, totally freaking made up sounding. 213 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:45.039 Hey, yeah, there's no way that's his real name. No, 214 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:47.200 no wonder, no wonder. We can't find him. 215 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:50.200 He's a witness protection. Where else did you get a 216 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:50.759 name like that? 217 00:09:51.159 --> 00:09:56.200 Yeah, the FBI just made his name Smith so everybody could. 218 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.759 Find him, So nobody could find him exactly. 219 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:02.960 Yeah, when everybody's unique, nobody is, or when nobody's unique, 220 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:07.240 everybody is. When your name's Joel Smith, I guess you 221 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.399 freaking can be found or cannot be found. 222 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:13.360 And remember when he came to f you Smitty's last 223 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:14.320 time at Christmas and. 224 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:15.360 He rodingers Joel. 225 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:17.000 Yeah, he he bought that. 226 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:20.840 He bought that big ass freaking candy cane of just 227 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:23.000 fireball shots? 228 00:10:23.879 --> 00:10:27.399 Were you there? Yeah? I had three? How mean you have? 229 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:30.720 I don't remember, so it must have been several. 230 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:33.639 Yeah, remember that time we were drinking tequila at f. E. 231 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:36.080 Smitti's, and we had all those shots lined up on 232 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.360 a paper plate because I was doing the thing where 233 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:41.159 where you pour them all like this and and you 234 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:44.639 go over all the different cups, and I spelt frickin everywhere, 235 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:47.679 and everybody took their shot, and then there was one 236 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:53.200 extra in the plate, and then somebody drink the plate. 237 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:56.480 It's like the Tim Mortons commercial. 238 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:56.879 That I hate the ball. 239 00:10:57.200 --> 00:10:58.000 I think that that was. 240 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:00.799 That wasn't the night that we tried to do open flippy, 241 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.240 like legit open Flippy with a whole box of the 242 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:04.200 first modern. 243 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:04.759 Masters or whatever. 244 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:06.720 No, that was a different night. 245 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:09.080 J just got accidentally hammered. 246 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:10.360 I think you threw up? 247 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:11.240 I did. 248 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:14.120 I think you might be the I think that you 249 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:18.679 might be the like the the last adult I've ever 250 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:22.720 met who threw up at like a children's party. 251 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.159 I doubt. I'm sure somebody's thrown up at the house. 252 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:29.879 Somebody just haven't. 253 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:32.519 Oh yeah, okay, here leave it a comment. 254 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:33.440 This is how you win the. 255 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:36.039 Bolster pack gameh When was the last time you threw 256 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:38.240 up at a house party? 257 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:41.279 Yes, if you've never been to a Cecio. 258 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:45.279 Experience, but have you ever thrown up at a CEO experience. 259 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:48.320 A sink guy, So he called him sink oh frick 260 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:50.480 besides him because that was the next day, and he 261 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:51.320 never drank beer. 262 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:55.879 He's just a hard liquor guy. So I'm not counting that. 263 00:11:55.879 --> 00:11:57.840 That's one of my favorite stories. 264 00:11:59.159 --> 00:12:02.519 Because it was such a this is a beautiful silence 265 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:04.000 and everybody's just chilling on the couch. 266 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:13.279 Just wait, it was just this beautiful day, we're just chilling. 267 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:15.399 It was so good. 268 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:19.639 Oh yeah, I will never ever, I will be eternally 269 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:23.039 grateful Jared sink guy can forty for doing that. 270 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:23.440 Man. 271 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:26.799 And you know what it's like, It's like watching funny 272 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:28.320 videos of people getting hitt in the nuts. 273 00:12:28.799 --> 00:12:30.200 It's always funny. 274 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:33.039 And for old people slipping on the ice. 275 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:35.559 No, I don't like that. I don't like that. No, no, 276 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:35.679 no no. 277 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:40.399 But when you hear somebody gag or puke, you instantly 278 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:43.399 know what that is. Like there's only one thing that 279 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:49.440 sounds like that, and I think it's always funny. Like 280 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:51.840 when somebody's gagging, that's freaking funny. 281 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:55.519 Why is that the one unique sound we make? 282 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:58.519 Like? Is it sex? Is it tennis? 283 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:03.639 I can usually tell is it exercise, like a grunt 284 00:13:03.639 --> 00:13:04.240 of exertion. 285 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:06.840 Yeah, like what yeah, you know, Like there's so many 286 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:08.399 sounds that are like that, but. 287 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.679 That are like like a grunt of exertion. But I 288 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:11.799 can tell the difference. 289 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:16.080 But when somebody's like heaving and just heave ho in 290 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.840 it all day, like, you know exactly what's happening. Because 291 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:21.279 there's only one thing that sounds like I wonder why 292 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:24.840 that is, Like, of all of the unique. 293 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:26.240 Sounds that the human being can make. 294 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:27.799 Why is that the one? 295 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:29.480 Why is it that one? 296 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:31.440 I don't know, But you know what I just thought of. 297 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:33.679 Why can't we make a great sound when we're happy? 298 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:37.240 I just thought of, like you know how parakeets or 299 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.480 parrots are birds or whatever. Birds cockatoos can make sounds 300 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:44.200 like what we make. They can't talk, but they mimic 301 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:46.360 the sound that they hear. Because birds can make such 302 00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:51.000 a wide variety of sounds, what if there was just 303 00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:57.039 a bird who made the gagging heaving sound. Hey, I 304 00:13:57.080 --> 00:13:59.759 mean they already sound like that. Crows already do that. 305 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.320 Crows and magpies already, and and ravens already do that. 306 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:05.679 Do they have crows and magpies everywhere? 307 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:08.279 Another way, to enter the Ceo Boo booster pack game, 308 00:14:08.399 --> 00:14:10.919 where you can win a Ceco sticker pack huh, Ceco 309 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:13.519 token pack hunt, or a plain old Chrommy pack of 310 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:17.200 magic cards. Do they have crows and magpies where you live? 311 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:20.279 When we say crows and magpies, do people even know 312 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:22.639 what we're talking about? I think ravens only live like 313 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:23.039 up north. 314 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:25.960 Yeah, everybody knows what the common crow is because they 315 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:31.200 are so unanimous or so populous across pretty much the 316 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:35.000 entire world. But like, is it the North American magpie? 317 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:37.799 I don't know. They're black and white. 318 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:41.320 And they steal eggs from robins and they eat garbage 319 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:45.240 and they are like a scavenger bird, like a crow 320 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:50.159 on them. Yeah, but not as not as smart because 321 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.080 like people don't give crows enough credit. 322 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:54.600 Crows are the smartest bird, very smart. 323 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:57.480 Even if they can't make a wide enough variety of 324 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:00.360 sounds for people to think that they can talk, they 325 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:03.679 totally can. Crows can communicate with each other, they can 326 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:04.559 solve puzzles. 327 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:06.480 They are the smartest bird. 328 00:15:06.679 --> 00:15:11.960 And ravens are, especially where we live. Ravens are like crows, 329 00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:14.200 except they have bigger beaks. 330 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:15.639 And they they're ten feet tall, and. 331 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:16.799 They're so big. Man. 332 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:19.759 You ever go to Thompson Manitoba, they call them Thompson turkeys. 333 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:23.600 They eat garbage and they just grow. They don't stop growing, 334 00:15:23.679 --> 00:15:26.879 like freaking Magpies are like bigger than baldy or sorry, 335 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:29.080 ravens are like bigger than bald eagles. 336 00:15:29.279 --> 00:15:30.639 They're they're freaking huge. 337 00:15:30.679 --> 00:15:31.159 That's sick. 338 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:35.120 Their heads are like bigger than like my head. 339 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.200 We should get one, and they live in the studio. 340 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:39.559 No, no, their friends know. 341 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.639 It would constantly try to escape and eat our stuff, 342 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:44.600 and it would get into everything, and it would try 343 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:46.960 and make nests on all the cords, and oh, it 344 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.240 would destroy the place. What if it didn't want to 345 00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:52.320 escape And I don't think that you can like litter 346 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:55.919 train birds, so there would be also shit everywhere. 347 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:57.919 That's the one that because I feel like we could 348 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:59.679 probably convince the bird they didn't want to go anywhere. 349 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:00.840 This play. This is pretty rat. 350 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:03.039 Oh yeah for sure, because there's food around here. There's 351 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:04.480 enough food that it wouldn't go anywhere. 352 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:06.159 He'd want to chill and like hang out. He'd go 353 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:07.840 in the backyard and play with Maggie. 354 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:11.559 Right, we could have Maggie and the magpie. That could 355 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:13.960 be a segment on Duffer and Avenue Media exactly. 356 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:15.159 That would be super fun. 357 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:18.080 You have the crole here, we get them a little hat, yes, 358 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:19.200 a little tuk or something. 359 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:20.120 You have a little vest. 360 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:22.679 Yes. 361 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:25.320 There were war with magpies here because they're terrible. 362 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:28.039 I'm at war with magpies because they chase away all 363 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:31.000 the native birds at my acreage when houses are being built, 364 00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:34.519 because magpies come in and like steal all the garbage, 365 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:39.000 and they wherever there's garbage, magpies and ravens come because 366 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:40.240 they think there's gonna be food. 367 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:41.759 Stupid. 368 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.320 No, because they're smart. Stupid because humans are stupid and 369 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:49.639 we just leave our refuse everywhere and to nature, like 370 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.960 like a bird who lives in nature is like, oh, 371 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:56.120 that must be a food source, because there's stuff everywhere. 372 00:16:56.200 --> 00:16:59.519 There's gotta be something, maybe a dead animal, maybe a 373 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:02.720 piece of a chicken wing scrap, maybe a freaking empty 374 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:03.399 chip bag? 375 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:06.240 Is there? 376 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.880 I know that there are funnier things, But for the 377 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:11.400 sake of this conversation, I guess, is there anything kind 378 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:14.359 of more funny to watch than a bird like trying 379 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:16.759 to get that folded up chip bag open to see 380 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:17.960 and chip, and it's. 381 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:20.519 Very Birds are so funny. I like, birds are disgusting 382 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:25.359 and terrifying, but also funny, yeah, kind of like throwing up. Yes, 383 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:28.440 disgusting and terrifying and sometimes painful. 384 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:30.319 I have a bunch of chickatis that live near my 385 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:32.400 house and they feed, they go onto my bird feeder, yeah, 386 00:17:32.519 --> 00:17:33.720 and then they hang out on my deck and then 387 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:35.279 they cop around in my plant bands and stuff. 388 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:38.119 And when when I used to work up at Fort McMurray, 389 00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:41.480 there would be ravens big enough they'd sit up on 390 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:44.680 the light poles like in grocery store parking lots, and 391 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:47.200 everybody drives a truck there because it's up like it's. 392 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:49.559 A northern blue collar working community. 393 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:51.720 So everybody's got trucks jacked up with the nuts on 394 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:55.279 the freaking ball hitch, right trailer hitch. 395 00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:58.079 Not only do they have little wieners, but they're driving 396 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:00.519 around in giant cocks and they want toybody to know 397 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:02.559 what it's a giant cock because they add balls to it. 398 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:05.200 Yes, I think it's more of a meme now than anything. 399 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.599 But anyways, these these ravens would sit up on the 400 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:09.880 light posts. People would put their groceries in the back 401 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:12.119