Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Avenue Costello Program starring Bud Abbott and Lou Costello,
Speaker 2: brought to you by Camel the cigarette of Costly, a
Speaker 2: properly aged tobacco. The Avenue Costello Program with a modern
Speaker 2: rhythm of will Osborn Naty Orchestra, Iravandrian Are Singing Star
Speaker 2: Connie Haynes and stop lighting that chunky, chubby little cherub
Speaker 2: who went caught rubbing floor polish on his uncle Artie
Speaker 2: Stebben's head because he heard it was good for wood.
Speaker 3: Conley said, I love.
Speaker 4: Costello Costello. We bought this gas station four days ago.
Speaker 4: Are you listening to me? We bought this gas station
Speaker 4: four days ago, and you you promised to do half
Speaker 4: the work. How you've got the Lana Turner's car up
Speaker 4: there on the grease rack. Why aren't you greasing it?
Speaker 5: Because a lot of Turner's car makes me open nervous? Oh?
Speaker 4: How could Lana Turner's car make you nervous?
Speaker 5: Well, this is the first time have ever been close
Speaker 5: to her chestis right?
Speaker 4: Look they'll be after her car in a minute. I'll
Speaker 4: get it off that hydraulic hoakes and take it easy, please, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: all right?
Speaker 5: Anybody want to buy a squatty Chevrolet, you idiot.
Speaker 4: Now look what you've done. Do you realize that Miss
Speaker 4: Turner can sue you for damages?
Speaker 5: Shue me for damage? How much more damage does she want?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: Look at the car, you.
Speaker 4: Dummy, can press a suit against you.
Speaker 5: Oh, she could press a suit against me anytime I
Speaker 5: talk sense.
Speaker 4: We've got to lift that car up and get it
Speaker 4: out of there. Where are the jacks? Where are the
Speaker 4: tax Yes? Where are the jacks?
Speaker 5: I quit playing jacks? I couldn't get passed my foot.
Speaker 4: So you played jacks. I suppose you played to the
Speaker 4: leavings too, don't you?
Speaker 5: Yes, I do, But I don't want to play no
Speaker 5: tene manxw Yeah why not? Because you play wet loaded tiddleys.
Speaker 5: All the chit tell me what kids? All the tips
Speaker 5: I took the tempestry, Aliston.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm getting fed up with this. You haven't done
Speaker 4: a look of work around here in four days.
Speaker 5: Oh no, well, this morning I cleaned out that little
Speaker 5: pantry over there.
Speaker 4: Pantry. Yeah, that's not a pantry. Now, he tells me,
Speaker 4: get out on the stand when you're listen to me, please,
Speaker 4: What would they be doing with a pantry in a
Speaker 4: filling station.
Speaker 5: I told maybe that's where he kept the traffic jam. Hello,
Speaker 5: have it in costcollar service station?
Speaker 3: Do you have an oversized head gas?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 5: Yes I have.
Speaker 3: How do you get your hat on?
Speaker 5: That was a very funny joke. I'll put it on,
Speaker 5: abboit I have it. Do you have an oversized head
Speaker 5: desk it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: But I have a new pair of cast iron fender pants.
Speaker 5: Now what am I gonna do with the hat?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: There you go again. No, wonder if people don't come
Speaker 4: into our filling station. If a customer drove in here
Speaker 4: right now, you wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 5: Yes, I would, all right.
Speaker 4: Suppose the man asked for Ethel. Well, what would you
Speaker 4: tell him?
Speaker 5: I told him it was a day off.
Speaker 4: You'd put Ethel in the car.
Speaker 5: I'd put her in his car. I don't even know.
Speaker 4: Ethel is tanked in front of the gas station.
Speaker 5: Oh you want me to sober a reupt No, I
Speaker 5: mean a kid a little but no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, nothing of the kind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's to me.
Speaker 5: Please, we gotta trump the dollar for nothing?
Speaker 3: The cry, I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 4: Look, if a man has a high speed motor, he
Speaker 4: wants ethelte.
Speaker 5: He wants what ethel team? That's another one on me brunners.
Speaker 5: He wants ethylt and ethel.
Speaker 4: List two kindsthen he could give methylene.
Speaker 5: That's the one I better get to get the laugh
Speaker 5: all right, well get.
Speaker 4: It, get it the way you want. Go ahead if
Speaker 4: if he.
Speaker 5: Wants me to put ethel on a diet, okay, love me.
Speaker 4: What would you do if a man drove into our
Speaker 4: gas station and his motor or not?
Speaker 5: I opened the door, let it in?
Speaker 3: No, don't you understand.
Speaker 4: Don't you understand he has a missed in his motor? Okay,
Speaker 4: just a manute, will you please? The man's motor is missing.
Speaker 5: Oh what are you looking at me for? I did
Speaker 5: a tyke. I don't go around type of motors. You
Speaker 5: know there's other ways of making a buck, all right,
Speaker 5: I know that, Just forget about it.
Speaker 4: Look, wait a minute, what would you do if a
Speaker 4: man drove up with a flat tire?
Speaker 5: I would treat her just like any other lady. You
Speaker 5: don't understand self service with me?
Speaker 4: I understand that. I mean a puncture. You nip with
Speaker 4: a puncture. Do you know what a puncture is?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, A puncture is a hissing sound, followed by naughty way.
Speaker 3: Of all of those I ever met that settle?
Speaker 4: Take that you wanna fall him off? And get out
Speaker 4: of here, right here and now. I am going to
Speaker 4: sever my relations with you. You are why you're at it.
Speaker 5: I got a hook and I we should cut up
Speaker 5: to no man, I ever, you better stop me. He's
Speaker 5: a mess. You never mind that. Listen to me.
Speaker 4: I mean you're through fire.
Speaker 5: Now get out of here. Go ahead. You mean I'm
Speaker 5: washed up?
Speaker 3: You heard me.
Speaker 5: You're firing me up?
Speaker 3: You are fired?
Speaker 5: You say it. You didn't have a chap.
Speaker 4: No, never, We're through.
Speaker 5: Oh, pilgrims, pilgrims, pilgrims, pilgrim what just pilgrims? You stopped
Speaker 5: my progress?
Speaker 4: Right all right, I'll give you another chance. Now get
Speaker 4: in that car there and drive it over to the washwreck.
Speaker 5: It won't start. I tried it.
Speaker 4: No, what do you mean it won't start? All you
Speaker 4: have to do is choke your motor. Do what I said,
Speaker 4: choke your motor.
Speaker 5: But do you.
Speaker 2: Realize why you're saying, Well, certainly choke my motor.
Speaker 4: That's what I have to do.
Speaker 5: Do I look like a boy that would choke his
Speaker 5: own motors.
Speaker 4: I don't think you even know where your motor is.
Speaker 5: Your tho, she's home with my.
Speaker 4: Photo, your folder, your Yeah, I take it.
Speaker 5: Care of my little broter and soda.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: I don't think you ever had a car.
Speaker 5: Oh, certainly I got a car rabbit, only I can't
Speaker 5: think of the name of it.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 5: And all I know is that it ends with a act.
Speaker 3: Natal name.
Speaker 5: My car ends with a act.
Speaker 4: Is a Pontiac?
Speaker 5: No Cadillac? No, Now I remember, it's a maniac maniac.
Speaker 5: Every kind of drive down the street. Everybody says, there
Speaker 5: goes a maniac.
Speaker 4: That old broken down jealoffe of yours? Do you call
Speaker 4: that thing a car?
Speaker 5: What do you mean, broke it down? Jealofi of it?
Speaker 5: My car's good enough for the army.
Speaker 4: A big general wants to borrower A general wants to
Speaker 4: borrow your car. I don't believe.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, here's a note. I got a note right
Speaker 5: here from him. Look what it says. We'll be around
Speaker 5: to your house in the morning to pick up your car,
Speaker 5: signed General Finance.
Speaker 2: Tune in on budd and Loo And if it's wisdom
Speaker 2: you want, well, let's go back twenty five hundred years
Speaker 2: to wise old.
Speaker 5: Ether experience is the best teacher.
Speaker 3: Yes, experience is the best teacher.
Speaker 2: When cigarettes were very scarce, not many months ago, most
Speaker 2: smokers took what they could get one day, one.
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Speaker 2: Now that experience taught smokers that the costly tobaccos ed
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Speaker 2: That fact is proved by today's record demand for camel's
Speaker 2: As old.
Speaker 7: Lisa also said, actions speak louder than words.
Speaker 2: Yes, actions speak louder than words. The actions of today's
Speaker 2: experienced smokers speak louder than any words about any cigarette.
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Speaker 2: of millions whose own experience taught them that the expertly blended,
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Speaker 2: And now Camel presents will Osburn and the orchestra.
Speaker 3: It's the rhythm of tampico.
Speaker 8: A number of times.
Speaker 4: A that's all Hey, that's got to wait on that
Speaker 4: girl and just drove in.
Speaker 5: Hurry up, Okay, we be Leddy, I'm on my way
Speaker 5: to the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm working at a picture out at Argo.
Speaker 5: Arm Gum. Yes.
Speaker 1: Are you acquainted with any of the actors at Mgong?
Speaker 5: No? But I know the janitor at Re Public that's
Speaker 5: right near un a Versil.
Speaker 1: I'm still thrilled I'm appearing in a new picture. It's
Speaker 1: all about the African Jungles.
Speaker 4: The African Jungles.
Speaker 5: Oh, but you know what the jungles are. That's the
Speaker 5: home of the grief. And that's with the Mountcas, the
Speaker 5: Mountcays Mountcas Eater.
Speaker 1: Yes. In one scene, I'm surrounded by sarvage crocodiles.
Speaker 5: Crocodiles.
Speaker 1: Yes, have you ever been frightened by a crocodile?
Speaker 5: But I'm I've been chased by a skunk, young man.
Speaker 5: Are you trying to mock me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I like you a lot.
Speaker 3: I could go for you, couldn't you go for me?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: And here I go. Hey, what was the matter with her?
Speaker 5: I guess I made her more?
Speaker 4: Hey, Castella, there's another car driving and hurry up, see
Speaker 4: what they want.
Speaker 5: We're doing a nice business here.
Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, eh, give me what can I do for you?
Speaker 5: Not so loud?
Speaker 4: Yes, come closer, yes, sir, how would you like to
Speaker 4: have a bunch of tires you could sell without priorities?
Speaker 4: I gotta call out a hot tires.
Speaker 5: I could let you have cheap What how dare you
Speaker 5: tuite to so many tires without a price? You are
Speaker 5: nothing but children and a wreck. I have a good
Speaker 5: notion and report you to the FBI.
Speaker 4: I fam from the FBI, just checking.
Speaker 5: Let's use a cheap gas.
Speaker 4: Oh, Costella, it comes your girl friendly and against her?
Speaker 5: Have it? Where is that, Costello? I'm gonna tear him
Speaker 5: limb from limb the d D T Here comes the
Speaker 5: black widow. Oh there you are?
Speaker 1: You inflate at meatball?
Speaker 5: I asked you to put five gallons of gas in
Speaker 5: my car and what did you do? Well? Well, brought
Speaker 5: a gasoline, so I pulled it in a case of
Speaker 5: seven up. No wonder my car burned all the way home, Costella?
Speaker 4: Why do you do such things?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: When I got home, I was all broken up. Well,
Speaker 5: whoever put it back together? Against? Sirley did a swell job.
Speaker 5: Cas tell us, Oh, I'm sorry, I buy your call
Speaker 5: in it, but I put your present. Here's a quart
Speaker 5: bottle of Channel number five. Of course, bottle Castello.
Speaker 4: That's awfully extravagant.
Speaker 5: Why a dram would have been enough? Well, I guess
Speaker 5: I'm just one of those fellows that don't give a dram. Hey, hey, Lena,
Speaker 5: and here is a garlic lipstick to go with the perfume. Ah,
Speaker 5: glic lipstick. Yes, when I want to kiss you in
Speaker 5: the dark, I just in hail and come in on
Speaker 5: the beam. Fellow, I'm fed up with you.
Speaker 2: Good boe.
Speaker 5: Walked out on me toe. Everybody's getting mad at me.
Speaker 4: This is certainly a busy day. Hey, another car just
Speaker 4: pull up to the grease rack. Hey, why it's Ken
Speaker 4: Niles and Missus Niles.
Speaker 3: It's with him.
Speaker 4: Hello, Missus Niles, dragged We came.
Speaker 5: Over to try your new station. No, I see you
Speaker 5: have a nice stack of tires there. Oh my mistake.
Speaker 4: That's mister Costello.
Speaker 5: Did the fast that those kids? This is the main events.
Speaker 2: Now you wait a minute, Costello, don't you start any
Speaker 2: fights with my wife.
Speaker 5: You keep on of this, Kenneth, I wear the pants
Speaker 5: and our family.
Speaker 4: Gee, I thought you said I could wear them tonight.
Speaker 5: Quick.
Speaker 3: Well, missus Niles, what can we do for you?
Speaker 5: I want to leave my car here to be greazed.
Speaker 5: I'll pick it up in the morning.
Speaker 1: Come on, Kenneth, I want to get hold you.
Speaker 4: Know I just had my hair washed.
Speaker 5: Gee, your hair looks lovely, No kidding, I can tell
Speaker 5: you I just had a watch. Oh you could, Yeah,
Speaker 5: the lunder tag is still tied to your banks. Oh bet,
Speaker 5: I have that car Greason ready for me at eight
Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning. Come Kenneth, do you hear me?
Speaker 5: Come along, Kenneth, give him a little time. We'll get
Speaker 5: his leashes caught around the guestline. PLoP you insinuate, I
Speaker 5: have Kenneth on a leash, Colm Kette, come on, get Dossey.
Speaker 5: I look habit.
Speaker 4: In Greece, missus nile car?
Speaker 5: Why do I have to do all? I have your
Speaker 5: work around here. You know I'm not a well man.
Speaker 5: All stop now, honestly, but I'm not. I only wish
Speaker 5: I was a strong as you all.
Speaker 4: Being strong is all in the mind. If you think strong,
Speaker 4: you'll be strong. Think of Atlas. You have a body
Speaker 4: like Atlas. Think of Hercules. You have a body like Hercules.
Speaker 5: That wouldn't work with me?
Speaker 4: Havebbit?
Speaker 5: Why not? I keep thinking about his Rabel.
Speaker 2: And now Camel's lovely Connie Haynes, repeating one of her
Speaker 2: best along the Navajo.
Speaker 9: Trail every day, along of body, when it's online it
Speaker 9: began and too pay, I rise through the.
Speaker 1: Slumber and shadow.
Speaker 9: Alone the never Hoo Train.
Speaker 5: When it's nice.
Speaker 9: And crickets a calling, and cowdy.
Speaker 4: You go make it away?
Speaker 1: I dreamed bathmoldering fire.
Speaker 8: Alone, the Navaho Traine.
Speaker 9: I love to learne and listen to the music.
Speaker 8: When the wind is drum and it slid where get torn?
Speaker 5: When over on the.
Speaker 8: Moon is climbing, it always has me wish a long.
Speaker 3: Of star.
Speaker 5: Well water.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 9: It's morning already, and.
Speaker 8: The door until sober, and it's time to come into
Speaker 8: my saddle and rid.
Speaker 9: An neverhood, trade.
Speaker 4: It trading tree tree, It's tinting.
Speaker 1: Long, the never train.
Speaker 3: Ah, thank you, Connie.
Speaker 2: A lovely song, A lovely thing that's a perfect combination,
Speaker 2: like the combination of smoke that tastes right on your
Speaker 2: tongue and feels right in your throat.
Speaker 8: And that the odd coincidence would be the smoke of camels, right, ken.
Speaker 3: Well, I think so.
Speaker 2: But each smoker must decide that for himself, his te
Speaker 2: zone must decide, you know, tea for taste and tea
Speaker 2: for throat.
Speaker 7: The zone where smokers test the smoke of any cigarette, Yes,
Speaker 7: and a.
Speaker 4: Cigarette that smokes the thing, But only you can judge it.
Speaker 2: How the smoke on your tongue tastes, how the smoke
Speaker 2: on your throat feels. Only your tea zone can tell.
Speaker 7: For experience is the best teacher, exactly.
Speaker 2: And a few months ago, when smoker's te zones had
Speaker 2: to sample so many different smokes, countless smokers learned that
Speaker 2: the costlier tobaccos of Campbell suited their tea zones to
Speaker 2: a t. Yes, they found Camel's most pleasant in taste,
Speaker 2: most soothing in the throat. For today, the preference for
Speaker 2: Camel's is the greatest in all camel history. In the
Speaker 2: zone where smokers test the smoke of any cigarette, it's yeah, Camel's.
Speaker 3: Are the choice.
Speaker 2: More smokers are asking for camels today than ever in
Speaker 2: camel history.
Speaker 1: Will, mister Rabbit, is my car all greased and ready?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is, Missus Niles Castello. Go get missus Niles car.
Speaker 5: What do you mean? Oh, I was afraid she was
Speaker 5: going to ask for a car again. The car isn't here.
Speaker 1: My car's in here?
Speaker 5: Is it.
Speaker 3: Where is my car?
Speaker 4: I had it up last night.
Speaker 5: I was testing it and I had a slight accident.
Speaker 5: The car is down on Main Street on main stream
Speaker 5: of Why didn't you bring it home? It was dark?
Speaker 5: I couldn't find all the parts.
Speaker 4: Right, you wrecked missus niles car.
Speaker 5: How did it happen? I hit a pedestrian.
Speaker 4: You hit a pedestrian?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: How could that wreck the car?
Speaker 5: The pedestrian was on a bush. Just where is the
Speaker 5: car on Main Street between fifth and sixth Streets? Will
Speaker 5: you be specific? Is it near a fifth or near
Speaker 5: a sixth? It's kind of spread out evenly between a mile.
Speaker 1: Oh, you fool.
Speaker 5: I suppose the car is a total wreck. I couldn't
Speaker 5: tell very well. What do you mean you couldn't tell?
Speaker 5: When I left the fire department was shift in the ashes.
Speaker 1: This idiot has destroyed my car.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not going to stand for this costello. You're
Speaker 2: going to replace my wife's car. We're calling the police.
Speaker 5: No, wait a minute, mister, missus Niles. I didn't mean
Speaker 5: to wreck your car. I'm just a poor little boy
Speaker 5: trying to get ahead. Well, you ever get a good one,
Speaker 5: you'd better hang on to it.
Speaker 2: Missus Niles.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do the gentlemanly thing. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 5: my car. It's a beautiful ten passion your she Dan.
Speaker 5: You mean ten people could ride it in? No one
Speaker 5: rides the other nine push.
Speaker 1: I don't want a broken down to lobby Peece.
Speaker 5: It's a very nice car. Here it is over here
Speaker 5: at against the wall. Come on, happen everybody. I'll take
Speaker 5: it for a spin.
Speaker 4: All right, All right, guys, I let's step on the slader.
Speaker 5: Okay, they is too thick.
Speaker 4: You get him?
Speaker 5: Can going Costello.
Speaker 3: Hostello Castella.
Speaker 4: Watch where you're driving. You're up on the sidewalk, or
Speaker 4: you don't drive.
Speaker 5: On the sidewalk, or you're a stranger in California. But
Speaker 5: look out, look out, look out.
Speaker 4: Do you got pedestrie in the right of way?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: You thick back on me?
Speaker 1: Cantuphy where you're going?
Speaker 5: I got you? Didn't.
Speaker 4: I I'll tell you, blockhead. You bumped in that woman
Speaker 4: you told me to I did not. I said give
Speaker 4: her the right away.
Speaker 5: Oh what they said, give it to her right away?
Speaker 5: Oh here comes a motorcycle cap All right, follow the curfew,
Speaker 5: im officer, melon head, Or do you think you're going
Speaker 5: to a fire? Hey have it? There's a fire, Come on,
Speaker 5: let's go see it.
Speaker 4: There isn't any fire.
Speaker 5: This guy just told me is a fire.
Speaker 3: I did not. I just asked you if you were
Speaker 3: going to a fire.
Speaker 5: Sure, I'll go.
Speaker 4: I like to watch fire.
Speaker 3: Listen, shorty, there isn't any fire.
Speaker 5: Didn't you just ask me if I was going to
Speaker 5: a fire?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did, But I always asked that, whether there's a
Speaker 5: fire or not. Yes, let me smell your breath.
Speaker 3: How scare you?
Speaker 5: How scare you insinuate that I drink a bottle has
Speaker 5: never touched my lips. Oh a cock sniffer's sulding a
Speaker 5: police officer.
Speaker 3: And there's witnesses too. Huh. Who are these two people
Speaker 3: in the backseat?
Speaker 4: Uh, that's mister and missus Ken and I.
Speaker 3: Oh indeed, and which one.
Speaker 5: Is missus Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, officer,
Speaker 5: melon hair. I don't go for that kind of remark.
Speaker 5: Which one is missus Niles? These people's are friends of mine.
Speaker 5: I'm taking them for a ride in my car. Heyea,
Speaker 5: But how do you like the guy asking me which
Speaker 5: one is missus Niles?
Speaker 3: Good for you?
Speaker 5: Cottello you keep out of this ken.
Speaker 3: Pole.
Speaker 1: You love him?
Speaker 5: This man wrecked my car, and now he's trying to
Speaker 5: palm off this.
Speaker 4: Old pile of junker.
Speaker 3: Oh he is? Is he trying to swindle a woman?
Speaker 3: Because tell all, you're going to jail.
Speaker 4: Sell you've got yourself and do it again. What's the
Speaker 4: matter with you?
Speaker 5: I guess I'm just a failure. I'm the kind of
Speaker 5: person I'm gonna don't want me to associate with. I'm
Speaker 5: just a onion on the Hamburger of life. I'm just
Speaker 5: a piece of flotsam going somewhere for jetsum.
Speaker 3: Costello.
Speaker 5: What are you going to do about the car?
Speaker 1: You read?
Speaker 5: Missus Niles. I'm gonna do the decent thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: get a brand new car.
Speaker 3: What kind of a car you're gonna get her?
Speaker 5: Oh, buy a brand new Ford.
Speaker 3: What's the matter with a Chevrolet? Nothing?
Speaker 5: Let everybody buy Chevrolet Chevrolet.
Speaker 3: God, they shouldn't by any other car. Huh.
Speaker 5: Let him buy Dowis, Cadillac's Plenty ex Hussabielle, Dodger, star
Speaker 5: Baker's Nashes package actually wore.
Speaker 3: What do you care if Chrysler starves?
Speaker 5: I don't want christ Let us starve let us self
Speaker 5: four million, one hundred automate. P Oh, now you want
Speaker 5: to jam the highway so my wife will have to
Speaker 5: drive three miles an hour. Huh, well, let it drive
Speaker 5: twenty miles fifty seventy eighty miles an hour.
Speaker 3: Do you like this guy? My wife is cock on.
Speaker 3: He wants you to drive eighty miles an hour?
Speaker 5: All, why don't want it?
Speaker 3: Drive?
Speaker 5: Let a whall?
Speaker 3: She should walk down the street. Have the sailors whistling
Speaker 3: at her?
Speaker 5: No? No, why don't want the sailors to whistle at her?
Speaker 3: Now you don't want the sailors to have any fun?
Speaker 5: Huh, let's just sail us have fun.
Speaker 3: And I know what you're thinking. Go on, say it.
Speaker 3: My wife kisses every sailor in town.
Speaker 5: You why don't kiss every sailor town?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know the ones she kisses, but you won't tell.
Speaker 5: Way, what do you think everything I say it switches
Speaker 5: for switch.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 5: Now you're dragging my wife's hair into this. Go on,
Speaker 5: tell all the people how ugly my wife looks without
Speaker 5: her hair. Say it, my wife is ugly without her hair,
Speaker 5: melon head? No, I think she's a slick little girl.
Speaker 3: Oh, slick. My wife looks like a billiard ball with legs.
Speaker 3: Go on, go on, side a rumor. Tell all the
Speaker 3: people that I married my wife. I only married my
Speaker 3: wife for her money.
Speaker 5: Melon, had I knew your wife before you married her.
Speaker 5: She was a pauper, she didn't have a rich sense.
Speaker 3: No, he tells me.
Speaker 5: Just for that, Cristello, I've got a good notion to
Speaker 5: slap your ears down. You would have said it. And
Speaker 5: they didn't have that pristman's uniform.
Speaker 3: Oh I wouldn't, huh.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't. No, I'd like to see it. Take a
Speaker 5: coat of Oh, I'll.
Speaker 3: Take the coat off.
Speaker 5: I'll take it off, take it off.
Speaker 3: Okay, my coat is off.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: Now one of you got to say, did anybody ever
Speaker 5: tell you that you have pretty suspended?
Speaker 3: A Costello will be back to camel cigarettes in just
Speaker 3: a moment.
Speaker 2: And now this week's salute and the new series of
Speaker 2: salutes to the men who won the victory.
Speaker 7: Goodnight, wet to loot the thirty eight Cyclone Division, he
Speaker 7: rose up the recapture of Bataan. In your honor, men
Speaker 7: of the Cyclone Division. The makers of Camels are sending
Speaker 7: to your fellow serviceman overseas five hundred thousand the Camel cigarette.
Speaker 3: Each of the two Camel.
Speaker 2: Radio shows thus honors the different units of the Army, Navy, Marines,
Speaker 2: and Coastguard, the total of a million camel sent free
Speaker 2: each week. Camel broadcasts go out to the United States
Speaker 2: twice a week, a rebroadcast to practically every area in
Speaker 2: the world where our mena station and in cooperation with
Speaker 2: a good neighbor policy, also to Central and South America.
Speaker 3: Listen next Thursday.
Speaker 2: When Camel again presents Abbot and Castello and now here
Speaker 2: bud Abbit and New Costello with the final.
Speaker 4: Word, Well, Castello, missus Niles is still waiting here. She
Speaker 4: wants to know what you're going to do about that
Speaker 4: car of ours that you smash.
Speaker 1: Yes, Castello, I.
Speaker 5: Simply can't get along without transportation. Why I've never walked
Speaker 5: anywhere in my life in California. I drove clear across
Speaker 5: this great country. Well, gee, I can't get a kind
Speaker 5: of transportation you had when you came out here to California.
Speaker 5: And why not they don't make covered wagons anymore.
Speaker 3: Good Night, folks, good night.
Speaker 5: Don't forget one night.
Speaker 2: Good night. He started to end next week for another
Speaker 2: Great Abnet Costello Show brought to you. Buy camel cigarette
Speaker 2: and remember, try camels and your tea's off.
Speaker 3: See if they.
Speaker 2: Don't suit your taste, your throat to a tea.
Speaker 6: Cold weather and pipe smoking somehow go together, especially if
Speaker 6: you can say the fire and take it easy. But
Speaker 6: you want the right kind of fire in your pipe too.
Speaker 6: The cooler, slow burning fire of Prince Albert tobacco. Prince
Speaker 6: Albert burns slowly because it's crimped cut. A special note
Speaker 6: bite treatment takes out the parch and sting. Let you
Speaker 6: enjoy the rich, mellow flavor of Prince Albert as often
Speaker 6: as you wish. Do you wonder why Prince Albert is
Speaker 6: the world's favorite, Try it just once and you'll know.
Speaker 6: And be sure on Saturday night to tune in the
Speaker 6: Great Prince Albert Radio Show, Grand Old Opry Coast to
Speaker 6: Coast on NBC.
Speaker 2: The Abitant Costello Show for Camel Cigarettes will be back
Speaker 2: at this very same time next week.
Speaker 3: Don't miss it.
Speaker 2: This is Ken Nile till Hollywood, wishing you all the
Speaker 2: pleasant good night.
Speaker 5: This is a National Broadcasting Company m