WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:15.160 Yeah. 2 00:00:16.199 --> 00:00:19.920 The Avenue Costello Program starring Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, 3 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.719 brought to you by Camel the cigarette of Costly, a 4 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:29.199 properly aged tobacco. The Avenue Costello Program with a modern 5 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:32.600 rhythm of will Osborn Naty Orchestra, Iravandrian Are Singing Star 6 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:37.439 Connie Haynes and stop lighting that chunky, chubby little cherub 7 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:40.159 who went caught rubbing floor polish on his uncle Artie 8 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:42.640 Stebben's head because he heard it was good for wood. 9 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:46.320 Conley said, I love. 10 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:06.280 Costello Costello. We bought this gas station four days ago. 11 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.439 Are you listening to me? We bought this gas station 12 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:12.560 four days ago, and you you promised to do half 13 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:15.640 the work. How you've got the Lana Turner's car up 14 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:18.560 there on the grease rack. Why aren't you greasing it? 15 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:21.519 Because a lot of Turner's car makes me open nervous? Oh? 16 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:23.519 How could Lana Turner's car make you nervous? 17 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:25.799 Well, this is the first time have ever been close 18 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:26.799 to her chestis right? 19 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:30.879 Look they'll be after her car in a minute. I'll 20 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.920 get it off that hydraulic hoakes and take it easy, please, okay, okay, 21 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:35.280 all right? 22 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:50.560 Anybody want to buy a squatty Chevrolet, you idiot. 23 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:52.599 Now look what you've done. Do you realize that Miss 24 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:54.159 Turner can sue you for damages? 25 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:56.840 Shue me for damage? How much more damage does she want? 26 00:01:57.040 --> 00:01:57.200 Now? 27 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:58.799 Look at the car, you. 28 00:01:58.879 --> 00:02:01.439 Dummy, can press a suit against you. 29 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:05.120 Oh, she could press a suit against me anytime I 30 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:05.959 talk sense. 31 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:08.199 We've got to lift that car up and get it 32 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:10.680 out of there. Where are the jacks? Where are the 33 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:12.120 tax Yes? Where are the jacks? 34 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.439 I quit playing jacks? I couldn't get passed my foot. 35 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.439 So you played jacks. I suppose you played to the 36 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:20.360 leavings too, don't you? 37 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:22.520 Yes, I do, But I don't want to play no 38 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:27.400 tene manxw Yeah why not? Because you play wet loaded tiddleys. 39 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:35.840 All the chit tell me what kids? All the tips 40 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:38.159 I took the tempestry, Aliston. 41 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.719 Look, I'm getting fed up with this. You haven't done 42 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:49.680 a look of work around here in four days. 43 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:52.360 Oh no, well, this morning I cleaned out that little 44 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:53.039 pantry over there. 45 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:57.360 Pantry. Yeah, that's not a pantry. Now, he tells me, 46 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.599 get out on the stand when you're listen to me, please, 47 00:03:07.159 --> 00:03:09.080 What would they be doing with a pantry in a 48 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:09.639 filling station. 49 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:15.360 I told maybe that's where he kept the traffic jam. Hello, 50 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.240 have it in costcollar service station? 51 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:19.360 Do you have an oversized head gas? 52 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:19.599 Good? 53 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:20.159 Yes I have. 54 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:22.159 How do you get your hat on? 55 00:03:28.199 --> 00:03:30.879 That was a very funny joke. I'll put it on, 56 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:33.599 abboit I have it. Do you have an oversized head 57 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:33.960 desk it? 58 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:34.280 No? 59 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:37.000 But I have a new pair of cast iron fender pants. 60 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:38.919 Now what am I gonna do with the hat? 61 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:41.199 Now? 62 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:43.000 There you go again. No, wonder if people don't come 63 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:45.120 into our filling station. If a customer drove in here 64 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:46.599 right now, you wouldn't know what to do. 65 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:48.120 Yes, I would, all right. 66 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:50.719 Suppose the man asked for Ethel. Well, what would you 67 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:51.039 tell him? 68 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:52.199 I told him it was a day off. 69 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:57.560 You'd put Ethel in the car. 70 00:03:58.039 --> 00:03:59.759 I'd put her in his car. I don't even know. 71 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.319 Ethel is tanked in front of the gas station. 72 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.000 Oh you want me to sober a reupt No, I 73 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:07.479 mean a kid a little but no, no. 74 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:08.639 No, no, nothing of the kind. 75 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:10.439 Yeah, that's to me. 76 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:12.680 Please, we gotta trump the dollar for nothing? 77 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:14.360 The cry, I'm not talking about that. 78 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:17.040 Look, if a man has a high speed motor, he 79 00:04:17.199 --> 00:04:18.040 wants ethelte. 80 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:22.439 He wants what ethel team? That's another one on me brunners. 81 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.759 He wants ethylt and ethel. 82 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:29.199 List two kindsthen he could give methylene. 83 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:31.480 That's the one I better get to get the laugh 84 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:32.360 all right, well get. 85 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:36.079 It, get it the way you want. Go ahead if 86 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:36.959 if he. 87 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:39.959 Wants me to put ethel on a diet, okay, love me. 88 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:42.040 What would you do if a man drove into our 89 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:43.639 gas station and his motor or not? 90 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.199 I opened the door, let it in? 91 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:48.399 No, don't you understand. 92 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:52.279 Don't you understand he has a missed in his motor? Okay, 93 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.519 just a manute, will you please? The man's motor is missing. 94 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:00.519 Oh what are you looking at me for? I did 95 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:04.360 a tyke. I don't go around type of motors. You 96 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:07.240 know there's other ways of making a buck, all right, 97 00:05:07.319 --> 00:05:08.759 I know that, Just forget about it. 98 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:11.040 Look, wait a minute, what would you do if a 99 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:12.759 man drove up with a flat tire? 100 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:16.600 I would treat her just like any other lady. You 101 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:18.839 don't understand self service with me? 102 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:21.439 I understand that. I mean a puncture. You nip with 103 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:22.879 a puncture. Do you know what a puncture is? 104 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:23.160 Oh? 105 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:28.279 Yeah, A puncture is a hissing sound, followed by naughty way. 106 00:05:29.319 --> 00:05:30.959 Of all of those I ever met that settle? 107 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.279 Take that you wanna fall him off? And get out 108 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:36.000 of here, right here and now. I am going to 109 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:38.879 sever my relations with you. You are why you're at it. 110 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:40.120 I got a hook and I we should cut up 111 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:43.240 to no man, I ever, you better stop me. He's 112 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.560 a mess. You never mind that. Listen to me. 113 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:47.040 I mean you're through fire. 114 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:49.120 Now get out of here. Go ahead. You mean I'm 115 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:50.240 washed up? 116 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:50.879 You heard me. 117 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:52.360 You're firing me up? 118 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:53.319 You are fired? 119 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:56.680 You say it. You didn't have a chap. 120 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:59.120 No, never, We're through. 121 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:06.839 Oh, pilgrims, pilgrims, pilgrims, pilgrim what just pilgrims? You stopped 122 00:06:06.959 --> 00:06:07.600 my progress? 123 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:12.680 Right all right, I'll give you another chance. Now get 124 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:15.160 in that car there and drive it over to the washwreck. 125 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.079 It won't start. I tried it. 126 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:18.600 No, what do you mean it won't start? All you 127 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:21.040 have to do is choke your motor. Do what I said, 128 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:21.759 choke your motor. 129 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:23.319 But do you. 130 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:27.240 Realize why you're saying, Well, certainly choke my motor. 131 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:28.079 That's what I have to do. 132 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.399 Do I look like a boy that would choke his 133 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:31.600 own motors. 134 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:34.319 I don't think you even know where your motor is. 135 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:35.920 Your tho, she's home with my. 136 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:39.759 Photo, your folder, your Yeah, I take it. 137 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:41.360 Care of my little broter and soda. 138 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:41.639 Oh. 139 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:45.000 I don't think you ever had a car. 140 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:46.959 Oh, certainly I got a car rabbit, only I can't 141 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:47.600 think of the name of it. 142 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:48.040 That's all. 143 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:50.120 And all I know is that it ends with a act. 144 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:51.319 Natal name. 145 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:52.279 My car ends with a act. 146 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:53.279 Is a Pontiac? 147 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:58.160 No Cadillac? No, Now I remember, it's a maniac maniac. 148 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:01.800 Every kind of drive down the street. Everybody says, there 149 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:03.199 goes a maniac. 150 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:08.879 That old broken down jealoffe of yours? Do you call 151 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:09.600 that thing a car? 152 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:11.199 What do you mean, broke it down? Jealofi of it? 153 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:12.480 My car's good enough for the army. 154 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:15.199 A big general wants to borrower A general wants to 155 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:16.240 borrow your car. I don't believe. 156 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:17.920 Oh yeah, here's a note. I got a note right 157 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:20.480 here from him. Look what it says. We'll be around 158 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:22.439 to your house in the morning to pick up your car, 159 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:24.839 signed General Finance. 160 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.399 Tune in on budd and Loo And if it's wisdom 161 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:40.800 you want, well, let's go back twenty five hundred years 162 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:43.079 to wise old. 163 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.759 Ether experience is the best teacher. 164 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:48.160 Yes, experience is the best teacher. 165 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:51.680 When cigarettes were very scarce, not many months ago, most 166 00:07:51.759 --> 00:07:54.319 smokers took what they could get one day, one. 167 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:56.040 Brand, another day some other brand. 168 00:07:56.480 --> 00:08:00.279 Now that experience taught smokers that the costly tobaccos ed 169 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:04.240 in the traditional camel way set camels apart from all others. 170 00:08:04.879 --> 00:08:08.519 That fact is proved by today's record demand for camel's 171 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:09.240 As old. 172 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:12.360 Lisa also said, actions speak louder than words. 173 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:16.319 Yes, actions speak louder than words. The actions of today's 174 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.360 experienced smokers speak louder than any words about any cigarette. 175 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:23.639 For more smokers are asking for camels today than ever 176 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:28.319 in camel history. Yes, camels are the choice, the choice 177 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:32.480 of millions whose own experience taught them that the expertly blended, 178 00:08:32.559 --> 00:08:40.159 costly tobaccos of camels set camels aparts. He yeah, Yes, camels. 179 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:42.399 Are the choice, the choice of experience. 180 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:49.360 And now Camel presents will Osburn and the orchestra. 181 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:51.919 It's the rhythm of tampico. 182 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:15.279 A number of times. 183 00:09:36.919 --> 00:10:19.120 A that's all Hey, that's got to wait on that 184 00:10:19.200 --> 00:10:19.879 girl and just drove in. 185 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:23.720 Hurry up, Okay, we be Leddy, I'm on my way 186 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:24.159 to the movie. 187 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.519 I'm working at a picture out at Argo. 188 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:34.679 Arm Gum. Yes. 189 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:37.600 Are you acquainted with any of the actors at Mgong? 190 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:44.799 No? But I know the janitor at Re Public that's 191 00:10:44.919 --> 00:10:46.840 right near un a Versil. 192 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:52.039 I'm still thrilled I'm appearing in a new picture. It's 193 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:53.799 all about the African Jungles. 194 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:55.679 The African Jungles. 195 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.360 Oh, but you know what the jungles are. That's the 196 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:04.240 home of the grief. And that's with the Mountcas, the 197 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:05.919 Mountcays Mountcas Eater. 198 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:13.720 Yes. In one scene, I'm surrounded by sarvage crocodiles. 199 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:15.000 Crocodiles. 200 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:19.440 Yes, have you ever been frightened by a crocodile? 201 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:23.720 But I'm I've been chased by a skunk, young man. 202 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:25.720 Are you trying to mock me? 203 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:26.120 No? 204 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:26.960 I like you a lot. 205 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:28.519 I could go for you, couldn't you go for me? 206 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:29.480 Absolutely? 207 00:11:29.840 --> 00:11:34.799 And here I go. Hey, what was the matter with her? 208 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:36.480 I guess I made her more? 209 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:41.879 Hey, Castella, there's another car driving and hurry up, see 210 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:42.320 what they want. 211 00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:43.799 We're doing a nice business here. 212 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:47.039 Hey, buddy, eh, give me what can I do for you? 213 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:48.600 Not so loud? 214 00:11:48.919 --> 00:11:51.039 Yes, come closer, yes, sir, how would you like to 215 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:53.000 have a bunch of tires you could sell without priorities? 216 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:55.120 I gotta call out a hot tires. 217 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:58.240 I could let you have cheap What how dare you 218 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:00.840 tuite to so many tires without a price? You are 219 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:04.159 nothing but children and a wreck. I have a good 220 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:05.879 notion and report you to the FBI. 221 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:08.559 I fam from the FBI, just checking. 222 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:19.200 Let's use a cheap gas. 223 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.840 Oh, Costella, it comes your girl friendly and against her? 224 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:28.120 Have it? Where is that, Costello? I'm gonna tear him 225 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.799 limb from limb the d D T Here comes the 226 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:36.720 black widow. Oh there you are? 227 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:38.039 You inflate at meatball? 228 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:40.480 I asked you to put five gallons of gas in 229 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.799 my car and what did you do? Well? Well, brought 230 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.200 a gasoline, so I pulled it in a case of 231 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:52.840 seven up. No wonder my car burned all the way home, Costella? 232 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:53.919 Why do you do such things? 233 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:54.559 Yes? 234 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.399 When I got home, I was all broken up. Well, 235 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:58.639 whoever put it back together? Against? Sirley did a swell job. 236 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:03.200 Cas tell us, Oh, I'm sorry, I buy your call 237 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:05.200 in it, but I put your present. Here's a quart 238 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:10.200 bottle of Channel number five. Of course, bottle Castello. 239 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:11.639 That's awfully extravagant. 240 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:14.679 Why a dram would have been enough? Well, I guess 241 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:25.200 I'm just one of those fellows that don't give a dram. Hey, hey, Lena, 242 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:28.559 and here is a garlic lipstick to go with the perfume. Ah, 243 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:32.039 glic lipstick. Yes, when I want to kiss you in 244 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:34.759 the dark, I just in hail and come in on 245 00:13:34.879 --> 00:13:40.600 the beam. Fellow, I'm fed up with you. 246 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:41.879 Good boe. 247 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:47.240 Walked out on me toe. Everybody's getting mad at me. 248 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:49.879 This is certainly a busy day. Hey, another car just 249 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:53.320 pull up to the grease rack. Hey, why it's Ken 250 00:13:53.399 --> 00:13:54.759 Niles and Missus Niles. 251 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:55.399 It's with him. 252 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:57.919 Hello, Missus Niles, dragged We came. 253 00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:00.440 Over to try your new station. No, I see you 254 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.240 have a nice stack of tires there. Oh my mistake. 255 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:04.240 That's mister Costello. 256 00:14:08.919 --> 00:14:11.120 Did the fast that those kids? This is the main events. 257 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.799 Now you wait a minute, Costello, don't you start any 258 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:15.679 fights with my wife. 259 00:14:15.759 --> 00:14:18.080 You keep on of this, Kenneth, I wear the pants 260 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:18.799 and our family. 261 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:22.120 Gee, I thought you said I could wear them tonight. 262 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:23.600 Quick. 263 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:27.360 Well, missus Niles, what can we do for you? 264 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:29.279 I want to leave my car here to be greazed. 265 00:14:29.279 --> 00:14:30.240 I'll pick it up in the morning. 266 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:32.080 Come on, Kenneth, I want to get hold you. 267 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:33.639 Know I just had my hair washed. 268 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:35.720 Gee, your hair looks lovely, No kidding, I can tell 269 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:37.600 you I just had a watch. Oh you could, Yeah, 270 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:45.559 the lunder tag is still tied to your banks. Oh bet, 271 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.240 I have that car Greason ready for me at eight 272 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:50.039 o'clock in the morning. Come Kenneth, do you hear me? 273 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:52.200 Come along, Kenneth, give him a little time. We'll get 274 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:57.799 his leashes caught around the guestline. PLoP you insinuate, I 275 00:14:57.879 --> 00:15:03.759 have Kenneth on a leash, Colm Kette, come on, get Dossey. 276 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:05.960 I look habit. 277 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:08.600 In Greece, missus nile car? 278 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:09.720 Why do I have to do all? I have your 279 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:11.519 work around here. You know I'm not a well man. 280 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:14.159 All stop now, honestly, but I'm not. I only wish 281 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:15.720 I was a strong as you all. 282 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.360 Being strong is all in the mind. If you think strong, 283 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:22.320 you'll be strong. Think of Atlas. You have a body 284 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:24.919 like Atlas. Think of Hercules. You have a body like Hercules. 285 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:25.720 That wouldn't work with me? 286 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:26.039 Havebbit? 287 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:28.440 Why not? I keep thinking about his Rabel. 288 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:46.679 And now Camel's lovely Connie Haynes, repeating one of her 289 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:48.879 best along the Navajo. 290 00:15:48.600 --> 00:16:01.960 Trail every day, along of body, when it's online it 291 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:08.639 began and too pay, I rise through the. 292 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:10.799 Slumber and shadow. 293 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:16.320 Alone the never Hoo Train. 294 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:20.039 When it's nice. 295 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:26.679 And crickets a calling, and cowdy. 296 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:29.200 You go make it away? 297 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:36.360 I dreamed bathmoldering fire. 298 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:42.440 Alone, the Navaho Traine. 299 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:49.120 I love to learne and listen to the music. 300 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:56.120 When the wind is drum and it slid where get torn? 301 00:16:58.360 --> 00:16:59.720 When over on the. 302 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:08.519 Moon is climbing, it always has me wish a long. 303 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:09.160 Of star. 304 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:11.640 Well water. 305 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:12.319 You know. 306 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:18.319 It's morning already, and. 307 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:27.680 The door until sober, and it's time to come into 308 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:31.880 my saddle and rid. 309 00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:35.400 An neverhood, trade. 310 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:50.559 It trading tree tree, It's tinting. 311 00:17:57.359 --> 00:18:00.960 Long, the never train. 312 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:12.440 Ah, thank you, Connie. 313 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:16.039 A lovely song, A lovely thing that's a perfect combination, 314 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.160 like the combination of smoke that tastes right on your 315 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:20.960 tongue and feels right in your throat. 316 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:26.119 And that the odd coincidence would be the smoke of camels, right, ken. 317 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:27.119 Well, I think so. 318 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:30.000 But each smoker must decide that for himself, his te 319 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:33.279 zone must decide, you know, tea for taste and tea 320 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:33.759 for throat. 321 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:37.799 The zone where smokers test the smoke of any cigarette, Yes, 322 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:38.119 and a. 323 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:41.240 Cigarette that smokes the thing, But only you can judge it. 324 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:44.160 How the smoke on your tongue tastes, how the smoke 325 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:47.400 on your throat feels. Only your tea zone can tell. 326 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:51.200 For experience is the best teacher, exactly. 327 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:54.079 And a few months ago, when smoker's te zones had 328 00:18:54.119 --> 00:18:57.480 to sample so many different smokes, countless smokers learned that 329 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:00.440 the costlier tobaccos of Campbell suited their tea zones to 330 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:04.240 a t. Yes, they found Camel's most pleasant in taste, 331 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:08.039 most soothing in the throat. For today, the preference for 332 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:11.319 Camel's is the greatest in all camel history. In the 333 00:19:11.440 --> 00:19:18.640 zone where smokers test the smoke of any cigarette, it's yeah, Camel's. 334 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:18.960 Are the choice. 335 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:22.279 More smokers are asking for camels today than ever in 336 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:23.160 camel history. 337 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:29.440 Will, mister Rabbit, is my car all greased and ready? 338 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:33.279 Yes, it is, Missus Niles Castello. Go get missus Niles car. 339 00:19:34.519 --> 00:19:36.279 What do you mean? Oh, I was afraid she was 340 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:38.119 going to ask for a car again. The car isn't here. 341 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:39.200 My car's in here? 342 00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:39.880 Is it. 343 00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:40.799 Where is my car? 344 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:42.279 I had it up last night. 345 00:19:42.279 --> 00:19:44.000 I was testing it and I had a slight accident. 346 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:46.920 The car is down on Main Street on main stream 347 00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:48.799 of Why didn't you bring it home? It was dark? 348 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:49.839 I couldn't find all the parts. 349 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:55.440 Right, you wrecked missus niles car. 350 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:57.640 How did it happen? I hit a pedestrian. 351 00:19:58.000 --> 00:19:59.000 You hit a pedestrian? 352 00:19:59.079 --> 00:19:59.200 Oh? 353 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:00.480 How could that wreck the car? 354 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:07.160 The pedestrian was on a bush. Just where is the 355 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:10.319 car on Main Street between fifth and sixth Streets? Will 356 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:12.279 you be specific? Is it near a fifth or near 357 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:15.359 a sixth? It's kind of spread out evenly between a mile. 358 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:18.359 Oh, you fool. 359 00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:21.279 I suppose the car is a total wreck. I couldn't 360 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:23.799 tell very well. What do you mean you couldn't tell? 361 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:26.000 When I left the fire department was shift in the ashes. 362 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:31.119 This idiot has destroyed my car. 363 00:20:31.400 --> 00:20:33.440 Well, we're not going to stand for this costello. You're 364 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:35.839 going to replace my wife's car. We're calling the police. 365 00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:38.160 No, wait a minute, mister, missus Niles. I didn't mean 366 00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:40.279 to wreck your car. I'm just a poor little boy 367 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:42.480 trying to get ahead. Well, you ever get a good one, 368 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:43.519 you'd better hang on to it. 369 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:45.440 Missus Niles. 370 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:47.880 I'm gonna do the gentlemanly thing. I'm gonna give you 371 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.160 my car. It's a beautiful ten passion your she Dan. 372 00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:52.279 You mean ten people could ride it in? No one 373 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:53.480 rides the other nine push. 374 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:57.920 I don't want a broken down to lobby Peece. 375 00:20:57.960 --> 00:20:59.880 It's a very nice car. Here it is over here 376 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:03.880 at against the wall. Come on, happen everybody. I'll take 377 00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:04.359 it for a spin. 378 00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:06.440 All right, All right, guys, I let's step on the slader. 379 00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:40.000 Okay, they is too thick. 380 00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:43.920 You get him? 381 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:45.720 Can going Costello. 382 00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:48.359 Hostello Castella. 383 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.880 Watch where you're driving. You're up on the sidewalk, or 384 00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:51.759 you don't drive. 385 00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.680 On the sidewalk, or you're a stranger in California. But 386 00:21:54.920 --> 00:21:56.160 look out, look out, look out. 387 00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:57.720 Do you got pedestrie in the right of way? 388 00:21:57.880 --> 00:21:58.200 Okay? 389 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:01.319 You thick back on me? 390 00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:02.359 Cantuphy where you're going? 391 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:04.200 I got you? Didn't. 392 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:08.400 I I'll tell you, blockhead. You bumped in that woman 393 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:10.799 you told me to I did not. I said give 394 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:11.599 her the right away. 395 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:13.680 Oh what they said, give it to her right away? 396 00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:19.160 Oh here comes a motorcycle cap All right, follow the curfew, 397 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:21.200 im officer, melon head, Or do you think you're going 398 00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:23.160 to a fire? Hey have it? There's a fire, Come on, 399 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:23.839 let's go see it. 400 00:22:24.240 --> 00:22:24.960 There isn't any fire. 401 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:26.400