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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right? Rocketband cash giveaways again today.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday? We had another winner, I believe so. And Friday's

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<v Speaker 4>hard to really keep track because there's been so many

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<v Speaker 4>at this point. And Friday as well, that was Mott

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<v Speaker 4>Tom Motorcycle Tom from over in Marridile.

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<v Speaker 5>A longtime listener. Man for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Good telling you you can win these thousand dollars giveaways.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have to enter those keywords when we give

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<v Speaker 4>them out at WJR dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>They they go out on the air right around five

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<v Speaker 2>past each hour, starting around nine oh five with us,

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<v Speaker 2>and we repeated hourly throughout the day thirteen times.

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<v Speaker 5>And all all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I just came out of a conversation with Mark Daniels

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<v Speaker 2>from our sports station. Yeah, coach with him. Give me

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<v Speaker 2>a little fun nugget to share here.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an offshore gambling site that will let you place

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<v Speaker 2>a bet on which of the last inmates of the

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<v Speaker 2>six that are still on the run from Louisiana will

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<v Speaker 2>be the last to be captured. They list, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the inmates names, stats, you know, heightweight, Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>you you know, as an educated gambler, can you know,

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<v Speaker 2>size him up to see who probably has the best

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<v Speaker 2>shot at remaining at large the longest?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you go with the shorter guy or the taller guy?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'd go shorter. I go like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>five to seven, just medium of middle of the road, five

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<v Speaker 4>to nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm not picking the guy who was on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>two hours after the jail break.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah's asking to be caught.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that not a snapshot of where we're at as

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<v Speaker 2>a society? It surely is an escaped inmates on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>two hours after.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's two snapshots of society, the gambling and the people,

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<v Speaker 4>and and maybe on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Not trying to be judgy here, but if you're if

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<v Speaker 2>you're placing vets on which of the at large inmates

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<v Speaker 2>you might need to call the number I need to

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<v Speaker 2>call the number, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>One eight hundred gambler. Although you know what, just for fun,

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<v Speaker 4>I might try to find that site and do it

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<v Speaker 4>because you really, you know what, I don't have much

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<v Speaker 4>time my day to sit down and think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, Charleston personal injury attorney Charleston, South Carolina personal

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<v Speaker 2>injury attorney was arrested after police say he was downtown

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<v Speaker 2>yelling at the top of his lungs without any clothes on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, why these personal injury attorneys are doing anything

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<v Speaker 2>and everything to one up each other and get attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh you have you think it's crazy around here? If

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<v Speaker 2>that guy's your lawyer, that would be William McCleod junior.

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<v Speaker 4>If Old Welly's your lawyer, And and think about that, Pat,

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<v Speaker 4>you have this case. It's been ongoing, a hit and run,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever it was, They didn't matter what it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I am he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's picked up early warning hours in downtown Charleston,

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<v Speaker 2>screaming incoherent things, amongst those telling police that he was

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<v Speaker 2>Superman and God at the same time.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they say it was a I mean booze?

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<v Speaker 5>I would have bet the word narcotics was used.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of figured that narcotics.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's been a while since we've had an

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<v Speaker 2>it happened again. Just to refresh any listeners who might

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<v Speaker 2>be newer to the inside lingo of the Lynching Taco

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<v Speaker 2>show of the last twenty five years. It happened again

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<v Speaker 2>is code for an unfortunate on the job incident that

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<v Speaker 2>results in one's demise. Yeah, and you mentioned something about

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<v Speaker 2>a fortclift. That does not sound good. It's not what

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<v Speaker 2>you would think, though, right you Normally you would think,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy, the.

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<v Speaker 5>And pale.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, did they set a palette down on somebody?

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, not that either.

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<v Speaker 2>This in Mount Pleasant Township, Pennsylvania, forklift operator dead after

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<v Speaker 2>his job. He works at an RV dealership, Beckley's RV

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<v Speaker 2>in Mount Pleasant Township. About nine o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>he was using a forklift to move boats and campers

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<v Speaker 2>and for unknown reasons, he fell out of the forklift

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<v Speaker 2>and it was still in gear and it ran him over.

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<v Speaker 5>Good lord, those things are.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, yeah, those have got them tires that just

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<v Speaker 4>don't pop.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, why don't we have tires like that our vehicles?

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<v Speaker 6>Solid rubber? Yeah, like on a child's you know, tricycle,

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<v Speaker 6>a solid rubber.

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<v Speaker 4>What you're losing in gas mileage, you're making up fourign tires, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's just maybe that's just pete industry.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not gonna let that happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's just fresh fresh on my mind because my

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<v Speaker 4>incident the other day where I was I was puckered

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<v Speaker 4>up on the way out to Rockville and back with

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<v Speaker 4>two different tires and nails in them, and they couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>pull them out at one place because uh and I

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<v Speaker 4>understand because of the laws, you know, but uh and

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<v Speaker 4>and liability?

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<v Speaker 5>Why didn't they pull them out?

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<v Speaker 4>Because my tires are dry rotted from not rotating them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's that's a problem, not the tire place. I

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<v Speaker 2>know what I was driving to You ever rotated your

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<v Speaker 2>tires in six years? Well I did, Now that have

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<v Speaker 2>lasted six years? Two or three months? Yeah? I have

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<v Speaker 2>you stopped a look.

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<v Speaker 4>At my tires out in the park of pat They

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<v Speaker 4>still have a tread that is this deep. I mean

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<v Speaker 4>they're they're they're big, but I would have loved to

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<v Speaker 4>have them big. You know pitchfork driving forklifts, sorry, driving

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<v Speaker 4>you know, tires fork and take that sound out the mudding?

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody did I'm on hey like a maniac. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>somebody just texted it. Oh yeah, I totally will be.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on a forklift. Right now, and I'm high as hell.

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<v Speaker 5>Be careful, but you buckle up or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you know it could happened. Solid tires are hard, hard, hard.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't want them now, I know, and i'd be driving.

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<v Speaker 4>It would be giving me a headache with my you know,

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<v Speaker 4>fillings rattling out.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on for just a second, infa seas. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're onto something there. This is almost as good as

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<v Speaker 2>your brother's idea of the NERF cars. Oh that was genius,

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<v Speaker 2>right four traffic. We just bounce off each other NERF car.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, you mean to tell me with all the

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<v Speaker 2>advances in technology we have, in the things we can do,

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<v Speaker 2>they can't come up with a tire for a commercial

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<v Speaker 2>or for a residential, you know, family vehicle that isn't

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<v Speaker 2>prone to pop. And I know there's puncture proof or

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<v Speaker 2>self filling. That's not what I'm talking about that we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. You couldn't come up with one that's a

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<v Speaker 2>reasonable ride that you know you could run over pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much anything and just be on your merry way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you could, I know, eh. I tell you what, man,

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<v Speaker 4>if Sam Bear was still around.

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<v Speaker 5>Because tires ain't pretty.

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody who's lived here a long time knows who we're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. There was this guy named Sam Bear and

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<v Speaker 4>he was the tires. Ain't pretty guy, man, That guy

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<v Speaker 4>he was a pistol so.

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<v Speaker 2>He originally had to do his shoes right. He was

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<v Speaker 2>a sales He was related to my friend Bagel. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a couple of cat stories here to share before

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<v Speaker 2>we wrap up this edition of Idiotology. First we go

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<v Speaker 2>to Costa Rica. Prison officials in Costa Rica caught a

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<v Speaker 2>cat trying to smuggle drugs behind bars. They captured as

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<v Speaker 2>it was climbing over a fence with two hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six grams of marijuana and the eight grams of

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<v Speaker 2>heroin strapped to its back. We're gonna trained drug delivery cat.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a messenger pigeon. Wow, you wouldn't even think, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a pretty big amount on the back of a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>The officials believe the cat was deployed by someone to

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<v Speaker 2>smuggle the drugs to prisoners inside. They cut the drugs

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<v Speaker 2>off the cat and handed it over to animal care

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<v Speaker 2>to have.

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<v Speaker 5>It checked out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, not facing any charges. It's like Pat Burglar.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat. Just picture with that amount of drugs. That's like

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<v Speaker 4>a mule. You know what a mule has the thing

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<v Speaker 4>on his back, you know what? You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>talking about? Right, Yeah, that the same thing. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>And in closer to home, Lakeland, we've got say hello

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<v Speaker 2>to George the cat. George was taken by his owners

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<v Speaker 2>into the SPCA UH in Lakeland.

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<v Speaker 5>To be neutered.

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<v Speaker 4>This is like adopt a pet week or day or

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<v Speaker 4>something right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as George, shortly after the procedure, still under anesthesia,

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<v Speaker 2>escaped his holding cage, and do I have this whole

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<v Speaker 2>story on our Facebook page if you want some visuals.

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<v Speaker 2>Escaped his holding cage, still on anesthesia after being neutered,

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<v Speaker 2>and made it all the way home, just about three miles.

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<v Speaker 3>He was able to pop that cage open and he

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<v Speaker 3>sprung out of there and he was gone in seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming back from there, he has to go through two

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<v Speaker 3>or three subdivisions, he has to go around the lake

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<v Speaker 3>and probably five or six roads. So I was distraught

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<v Speaker 3>and heartbroken. He needed a human touch, you know, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's what he got.

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<v Speaker 2>You were distraught? How about poor George? You just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, George, congratulations. I'm sure George was wishing he

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<v Speaker 2>made that escape before the procedure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's probably. He was sitting there in that little crate,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, going like this man, he just took the

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<v Speaker 4>fun out of my world. Now just licking firm. What

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<v Speaker 4>the hell's wrong with them?

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