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Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on
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Speaker 5: And all all right.
Speaker 2: I just came out of a conversation with Mark Daniels
Speaker 2: from our sports station. Yeah, coach with him. Give me
Speaker 2: a little fun nugget to share here.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: There's an offshore gambling site that will let you place
Speaker 2: a bet on which of the last inmates of the
Speaker 2: six that are still on the run from Louisiana will
Speaker 2: be the last to be captured. They list, you know,
Speaker 2: the inmates names, stats, you know, heightweight, Oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: you you know, as an educated gambler, can you know,
Speaker 2: size him up to see who probably has the best
Speaker 2: shot at remaining at large the longest?
Speaker 4: Would you go with the shorter guy or the taller guy?
Speaker 4: I think I'd go shorter. I go like, you know,
Speaker 4: five to seven, just medium of middle of the road, five
Speaker 4: to nine.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not picking the guy who was on Instagram
Speaker 2: two hours after the jail break.
Speaker 4: Yeah's asking to be caught.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that not a snapshot of where we're at as
Speaker 2: a society? It surely is an escaped inmates on Instagram
Speaker 2: two hours after.
Speaker 4: That's that's two snapshots of society, the gambling and the people,
Speaker 4: and and maybe on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Not trying to be judgy here, but if you're if
Speaker 2: you're placing vets on which of the at large inmates
Speaker 2: you might need to call the number I need to
Speaker 2: call the number, it's.
Speaker 4: One eight hundred gambler. Although you know what, just for fun,
Speaker 4: I might try to find that site and do it
Speaker 4: because you really, you know what, I don't have much
Speaker 4: time my day to sit down and think about that.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Charleston personal injury attorney Charleston, South Carolina personal
Speaker 2: injury attorney was arrested after police say he was downtown
Speaker 2: yelling at the top of his lungs without any clothes on.
Speaker 2: Oh god, why these personal injury attorneys are doing anything
Speaker 2: and everything to one up each other and get attention.
Speaker 2: Huh you have you think it's crazy around here? If
Speaker 2: that guy's your lawyer, that would be William McCleod junior.
Speaker 4: If Old Welly's your lawyer, And and think about that, Pat,
Speaker 4: you have this case. It's been ongoing, a hit and run,
Speaker 4: whatever it was, They didn't matter what it was.
Speaker 5: I am he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's picked up early warning hours in downtown Charleston,
Speaker 2: screaming incoherent things, amongst those telling police that he was
Speaker 2: Superman and God at the same time.
Speaker 4: Did they say it was a I mean booze?
Speaker 5: I would have bet the word narcotics was used.
Speaker 4: Kind of figured that narcotics.
Speaker 2: All right, it's been a while since we've had an
Speaker 2: it happened again. Just to refresh any listeners who might
Speaker 2: be newer to the inside lingo of the Lynching Taco
Speaker 2: show of the last twenty five years. It happened again
Speaker 2: is code for an unfortunate on the job incident that
Speaker 2: results in one's demise. Yeah, and you mentioned something about
Speaker 2: a fortclift. That does not sound good. It's not what
Speaker 2: you would think, though, right you Normally you would think,
Speaker 2: oh boy, the.
Speaker 5: And pale.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did they set a palette down on somebody?
Speaker 5: No, No, not that either.
Speaker 2: This in Mount Pleasant Township, Pennsylvania, forklift operator dead after
Speaker 2: his job. He works at an RV dealership, Beckley's RV
Speaker 2: in Mount Pleasant Township. About nine o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: he was using a forklift to move boats and campers
Speaker 2: and for unknown reasons, he fell out of the forklift
Speaker 2: and it was still in gear and it ran him over.
Speaker 5: Good lord, those things are.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, those have got them tires that just
Speaker 4: don't pop.
Speaker 6: You know, why don't we have tires like that our vehicles?
Speaker 6: Solid rubber? Yeah, like on a child's you know, tricycle,
Speaker 6: a solid rubber.
Speaker 4: What you're losing in gas mileage, you're making up fourign tires, right,
Speaker 4: I mean, that's just maybe that's just pete industry.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna let that happen.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's just fresh fresh on my mind because my
Speaker 4: incident the other day where I was I was puckered
Speaker 4: up on the way out to Rockville and back with
Speaker 4: two different tires and nails in them, and they couldn't
Speaker 4: pull them out at one place because uh and I
Speaker 4: understand because of the laws, you know, but uh and
Speaker 4: and liability?
Speaker 5: Why didn't they pull them out?
Speaker 4: Because my tires are dry rotted from not rotating them.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's a problem, not the tire place. I
Speaker 2: know what I was driving to You ever rotated your
Speaker 2: tires in six years? Well I did, Now that have
Speaker 2: lasted six years? Two or three months? Yeah? I have
Speaker 2: you stopped a look.
Speaker 4: At my tires out in the park of pat They
Speaker 4: still have a tread that is this deep. I mean
Speaker 4: they're they're they're big, but I would have loved to
Speaker 4: have them big. You know pitchfork driving forklifts, sorry, driving
Speaker 4: you know, tires fork and take that sound out the mudding?
Speaker 4: Somebody did I'm on hey like a maniac. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: somebody just texted it. Oh yeah, I totally will be.
Speaker 4: I'm on a forklift. Right now, and I'm high as hell.
Speaker 5: Be careful, but you buckle up or something.
Speaker 4: Man, you know it could happened. Solid tires are hard, hard, hard.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't want them now, I know, and i'd be driving.
Speaker 4: It would be giving me a headache with my you know,
Speaker 4: fillings rattling out.
Speaker 2: Hold on for just a second, infa seas. I think
Speaker 2: you're onto something there. This is almost as good as
Speaker 2: your brother's idea of the NERF cars. Oh that was genius,
Speaker 2: right four traffic. We just bounce off each other NERF car.
Speaker 2: But uh, you mean to tell me with all the
Speaker 2: advances in technology we have, in the things we can do,
Speaker 2: they can't come up with a tire for a commercial
Speaker 2: or for a residential, you know, family vehicle that isn't
Speaker 2: prone to pop. And I know there's puncture proof or
Speaker 2: self filling. That's not what I'm talking about that we're
Speaker 2: talking about. You couldn't come up with one that's a
Speaker 2: reasonable ride that you know you could run over pretty
Speaker 2: much anything and just be on your merry way.
Speaker 4: Yeah you could, I know, eh. I tell you what, man,
Speaker 4: if Sam Bear was still around.
Speaker 5: Because tires ain't pretty.
Speaker 4: Anybody who's lived here a long time knows who we're
Speaker 4: talking about. There was this guy named Sam Bear and
Speaker 4: he was the tires. Ain't pretty guy, man, That guy
Speaker 4: he was a pistol so.
Speaker 2: He originally had to do his shoes right. He was
Speaker 2: a sales He was related to my friend Bagel. I
Speaker 2: got a couple of cat stories here to share before
Speaker 2: we wrap up this edition of Idiotology. First we go
Speaker 2: to Costa Rica. Prison officials in Costa Rica caught a
Speaker 2: cat trying to smuggle drugs behind bars. They captured as
Speaker 2: it was climbing over a fence with two hundred and
Speaker 2: thirty six grams of marijuana and the eight grams of
Speaker 2: heroin strapped to its back. We're gonna trained drug delivery cat.
Speaker 4: It's like a messenger pigeon. Wow, you wouldn't even think, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a pretty big amount on the back of a cat.
Speaker 2: The officials believe the cat was deployed by someone to
Speaker 2: smuggle the drugs to prisoners inside. They cut the drugs
Speaker 2: off the cat and handed it over to animal care
Speaker 2: to have.
Speaker 5: It checked out.
Speaker 2: It's okay, not facing any charges. It's like Pat Burglar.
Speaker 4: Pat. Just picture with that amount of drugs. That's like
Speaker 4: a mule. You know what a mule has the thing
Speaker 4: on his back, you know what? You know what I'm
Speaker 4: talking about? Right, Yeah, that the same thing. I like it.
Speaker 2: And in closer to home, Lakeland, we've got say hello
Speaker 2: to George the cat. George was taken by his owners
Speaker 2: into the SPCA UH in Lakeland.
Speaker 5: To be neutered.
Speaker 4: This is like adopt a pet week or day or
Speaker 4: something right now?
Speaker 5: Going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, as George, shortly after the procedure, still under anesthesia,
Speaker 2: escaped his holding cage, and do I have this whole
Speaker 2: story on our Facebook page if you want some visuals.
Speaker 2: Escaped his holding cage, still on anesthesia after being neutered,
Speaker 2: and made it all the way home, just about three miles.
Speaker 3: He was able to pop that cage open and he
Speaker 3: sprung out of there and he was gone in seconds.
Speaker 3: Coming back from there, he has to go through two
Speaker 3: or three subdivisions, he has to go around the lake
Speaker 3: and probably five or six roads. So I was distraught
Speaker 3: and heartbroken. He needed a human touch, you know, and
Speaker 3: that's what he got.
Speaker 2: You were distraught? How about poor George? You just you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, George, congratulations. I'm sure George was wishing he
Speaker 2: made that escape before the procedure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably. He was sitting there in that little crate,
Speaker 4: you know, going like this man, he just took the
Speaker 4: fun out of my world. Now just licking firm. What
Speaker 4: the hell's wrong with them?
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