Speaker 1: And then I stayed in shorts and a T shirt
Speaker 1: at work because it was just gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It was really nice.
Speaker 3: If it would have touched fifty today, my son would
Speaker 3: have texted me and be like, can I wear shorts?
Speaker 2: Valid?
Speaker 1: That's a valid question.
Speaker 3: My son would be that kid that you see walking
Speaker 3: around in January and shorts.
Speaker 2: If I let him the same, what's wrong with this?
Speaker 2: I don't see.
Speaker 1: I'd tell him to grow I'd tell him to grow
Speaker 1: up and put pants, put his big boy pants on.
Speaker 3: And well, he comes walking in the house the other day, Monday,
Speaker 3: where's your fucking jacket? At Mom's host What good's gonna
Speaker 3: do you there? When it's ten degrees outside?
Speaker 1: It's fine, I have a hoodie.
Speaker 2: I'll go to hoodie. Get him fine.
Speaker 1: Say that means it's not bad if if you're just
Speaker 1: walking in and out of like school, you.
Speaker 3: Know, well, I I pulled the whole Dad's speech on
Speaker 3: him was like, Wow, shut the fuck up. It's like,
Speaker 3: what happens if you're riding the bus home, Andy, You
Speaker 3: guys get in an accident installed or up in minutes
Speaker 3: below zero out and you know have a jacket.
Speaker 1: On, you'd fuck you for you don't have to do that.
Speaker 3: I went there.
Speaker 2: He's twelvewelve, Yeah, well.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: I what What was his response to it. Did he
Speaker 1: double down on that wearing a jacket, or did he
Speaker 1: kind of give into your dad? Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1: I would have liked it a lot more if he
Speaker 1: was like, well, you know, I made my bed.
Speaker 3: And he's like, well, I just I don't want to
Speaker 3: wear it.
Speaker 2: Good, don't.
Speaker 3: Or he was wearing his berks into like mid December.
Speaker 1: No, Like, that's just a trend now and it drives
Speaker 1: me insane. People wearing summer footwear. Yeah, in the middle
Speaker 1: of winter, and I'm like, you have socks on for one,
Speaker 1: well for.
Speaker 3: One, the twelve year olds now they wear socks and
Speaker 3: sandals and it's accepted.
Speaker 2: Weird as a person right now.
Speaker 1: But but no, like, but you're wearing like slippers, doesn't
Speaker 1: come hurt my feet. I would never do it in
Speaker 1: the middle of winter. What happens when your socks get wet.
Speaker 3: Right from your So what he would do is he'd
Speaker 3: put his sneakers on, get into the school, and then
Speaker 3: switch into.
Speaker 1: His crazy socks like socks and like you remember, like
Speaker 1: when the Jordan slides were huge.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Socks and those Nike Elite socks and those went fucking.
Speaker 3: Hard along with your Nike sweats.
Speaker 1: No, it had to be shorts. If you're wearing socks
Speaker 1: and sandals. It was with shorts.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: So at the college, that's what I saw a lot
Speaker 3: was people wearing sweats.
Speaker 1: Well in college, it doesn't matter. You can't judge what
Speaker 1: a college persons like. You don't know what they're going for.
Speaker 3: The socks we were like calf eyes, to which I
Speaker 3: can't stand.
Speaker 1: I wear them all the time. That in the summer.
Speaker 1: It's a nasty tan line though.
Speaker 3: See I can't wear it. So I work outside and
Speaker 3: I can't wear arts. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds awful.
Speaker 3: Fucking hot as shit? Are you cold opening in this yet?
Speaker 2: Yes? I am. He's recording, so I'm just waiting for
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: No, I don't see it recording. That's why I.
Speaker 2: Asked, Oh, yeah, do you see a little thing move?
Speaker 3: Yeah, as you've got it turned towards you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we don't.
Speaker 3: Have like a green light on the walls going shows on.
Speaker 1: I don't have my cheaters on. I can't see shit
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 2: Here's a struggling today.
Speaker 4: I also have an update on the best cap or
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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, play the disclaim.
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Speaker 4: Lounge just south but midgie. My name is Matt Geffried.
Speaker 4: Of course, allow me to the.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 4: I don't know this beautiful place we call behind the bar,
Speaker 4: the Runway Lounge. I think that's why I'm trying to
Speaker 4: like all this at Wanski throw this at me quickly.
Speaker 4: To my immediate left is Scott Wilson. Hi, buddy, Hi Hi.
Speaker 4: And then on the very far end of the bar
Speaker 4: he has I'm sorry I forgot him pizza from seventh
Speaker 4: that pizza. I also forgot to put beer in the fridge.
Speaker 4: He's very pissy with me right now. It is Travis
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Speaker 1: With you can I can I trade a trade this
Speaker 1: twelve point five percent cut water for a light beer please?
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3: Help.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you're supposed to drink these mixed with water. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I learned that on TikTok.
Speaker 3: No. Girlfriend likes the peppermint one.
Speaker 1: Yeah and twelve and a half.
Speaker 3: No one, she's gone.
Speaker 2: It's four eight net work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take a shell's dark dark American logger.
Speaker 2: This we tried this, Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: Or if you want one of these, there's more of
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Speaker 1: No, it's okay, good call hi, Good to be back everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's traps o there. Just saw you know, a
Speaker 2: couple days ago.
Speaker 3: He's becoming more of a regular cut contributor. It's nice
Speaker 3: to have a contributor. I was gonna say that sounded contributor.
Speaker 2: He's a contributor.
Speaker 4: He's also like the left we needed the pen in
Speaker 4: case we need somebody.
Speaker 3: It's good to have calling Ricky von on his bullpen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking old, reliable. Just you just use me whenever
Speaker 1: you need me.
Speaker 2: You can't spell.
Speaker 4: Well good anyways, this is beerboy Sports coming from the lounge.
Speaker 4: Like we said, my name's mcgeffrey, Scott Wilson, Travis car No,
Speaker 4: Dustin no, uh no. Bruce Bruce has been working a
Speaker 4: ship little hours. I got asked earlier today by his
Speaker 4: friend Brandon Bruce Binalia is like he's been working a lot, so.
Speaker 3: So you need to or do you have it from
Speaker 3: big Daddy. We wasted the good surprise on you.
Speaker 2: You can get it to me.
Speaker 3: That would have been perfect for this first part of
Speaker 3: the show, where we had like ten good minutes of quality.
Speaker 1: Was so good.
Speaker 3: In that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I thought we were recording the very the very
Speaker 1: first session of that.
Speaker 2: So well part of it. The good thing we didn't record,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: We didn't say anything egregious.
Speaker 1: We didn't talked about my alone time. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the craziest thing we talked about, was my personal alone time.
Speaker 3: You're going to get baseball texts again off of that?
Speaker 2: That was good, well played, Well played, Scott.
Speaker 1: You had that one up your sleeve.
Speaker 3: I had I got some up in my sleeve for you.
Speaker 3: You know, two weeks I made reference about your bronco.
Speaker 3: Matt's like, oh, he's running at late. He's not going
Speaker 3: to be here till after five.
Speaker 1: If you running late, I texted him at five o'clock,
Speaker 1: what time do you guys want to start? He goes
Speaker 1: five or five thirty ish. I'm like, that would have
Speaker 1: been nice to know.
Speaker 2: That On Tuesday were out.
Speaker 1: You think I remember that conversation drinks did you have
Speaker 1: that night? Well, not for that reason, just because it
Speaker 1: wasn't an important converse in my life.
Speaker 3: So anyways, so I don't even commit to being here
Speaker 3: until yesterday. Yeah, anyway, So I was gonna say, because
Speaker 3: two weeks ago you made the comment I need new
Speaker 3: tires on the Bronco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, new boots.
Speaker 3: It was gonna say. You know that Bronco could get
Speaker 3: up over thirty five miles an hour on the freeway
Speaker 3: if you got new tires on it. Jesus, at least
Speaker 3: it's not white.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm a little upset that it's not.
Speaker 2: At this point.
Speaker 1: If there would have been a white one available, I
Speaker 1: probably would have taken it.
Speaker 2: Do you think just for how many white ones have
Speaker 2: you seen out there?
Speaker 1: Not too the bigger, the bigger ones, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of white ones.
Speaker 3: I don't like the ones where it's two toned, the
Speaker 3: white rims with the white roof.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like the two toned ones that they're coming
Speaker 1: out with.
Speaker 3: Because there's the Bronco and the Bronco Sport. The sports
Speaker 3: is a smaller one, right.
Speaker 1: Thanks for making you say that. All these people thought
Speaker 1: it was sick and you.
Speaker 3: Got budget conscious. Fuck it about what you wanted.
Speaker 2: No go out what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That's not true. What's the line from the other guys?
Speaker 1: It was like it is my first adult purchase.
Speaker 2: Oh, Will Ferrell said, yeah about his prius, Yeah, prius.
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Speaker 3: Did you get it anyways? You did you get that
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Speaker 2: No surprising?
Speaker 3: Did you get talked to about it today?
Speaker 2: Don't care? Everybody says it, nobody really cares. But wait, a.
Speaker 1: Big game, the football game is be righted, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 3: That's why you all that all that ads do you
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Speaker 1: It's been like, how would they do that?
Speaker 3: Because it's the NFL and they're money hungry.
Speaker 1: Just saying how many people they So I can't wait
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Speaker 3: Or lack thereof.
Speaker 2: That's true too. Should we get to do it right?
Speaker 3: Let's jump into it. So we're not here till nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: Where we've gone away better than what we used to do.
Speaker 1: Wait, what time did you make this the five pack?
Speaker 3: Five pack an hour ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then why is there that wolves slash?
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Speaker 1: Well, right, I saw that earlier in time. Okay, now
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Speaker 3: So our first beer in the six pack is the
Speaker 3: old Minnesota Timberwolves, and they've been linked to a very
Speaker 3: very high profile name the like.
Speaker 2: What week or so.
Speaker 3: As a front runner, and then Milwaukee came out today
Speaker 3: and goes, it's just kidding. So Giannis to Minnesota at
Speaker 3: least during the season is dead.
Speaker 1: Who well, it ain't happening in the off season.
Speaker 2: They're Greek freak.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, it's right, it's Euros. So it's Yannis.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not Guiro.
Speaker 3: What is the name of the the guy from Himming,
Speaker 3: the euro guy?
Speaker 1: Oh, who's everywhere? Yeah, but he spells y Yeah.
Speaker 2: What a loser? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 3: Who's a legend on the Iron Range.
Speaker 1: He has the best gyry in town.
Speaker 3: Okay, he has a food truck and he'll go around
Speaker 3: to like all the fars and I haven't seen him here.
Speaker 3: We're not on the Iron Range.
Speaker 1: Here's Grand Rapids, though he goes there close enough.
Speaker 3: The Wolves had made some other moves and.
Speaker 4: The tread tread deadline was at two o'clock today, so
Speaker 4: lock them all up. No one else is coming to
Speaker 4: the Wolves, which I talked to my source for the
Speaker 4: Minnesota for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Speaker 3: You don't have a fucking source.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of here with that, he told me.
Speaker 3: Peyton told you, yep, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like to unveil.
Speaker 1: Isn't he a box fan?
Speaker 4: No, he's a giant Timberwolves fan. Like a giant Timberwolves fan.
Speaker 4: He lives and breathes wolves.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Peyton, No, he's used to it.
Speaker 2: He's also a cults fan too, and.
Speaker 1: That just that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: So, well this his name is Peyton, his dog's name Colt,
Speaker 2: his daughter's name Indy, so interes saying he's a diehard fan.
Speaker 2: We saw that. That's like last year, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the two year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I can't see. I can't see the date today.
Speaker 3: We pause. That sounds like Matt's public service announcement for Monday.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough.
Speaker 3: Jee. So the the Wolves did make a couple of
Speaker 3: trades leading up to the letdown. They traded away Michael Conley,
Speaker 3: who rumor has it maybe coming back as a free
Speaker 3: agent signing.
Speaker 4: Uh they well, he got a fisher released by by
Speaker 4: Charlotte today and he technically can't come back because he
Speaker 4: got bought out.
Speaker 3: Right, so they get him back at of that minimum.
Speaker 4: It's up to him and they'll wolves have two open
Speaker 4: spots on the roster right now.
Speaker 3: And so they did make another trade this morning, trading
Speaker 3: Rob Dellingham, Leonard Miller, and four second round picks to
Speaker 3: Chicago for Do Sun Move and Julian Phillips who the guard.
Speaker 3: The guard that they picked up. Apparently the last handful
Speaker 3: of games scored like twenty points a game.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: So that's what Dustin was showing us.
Speaker 2: There we go. So say it is a chance, Chared?
Speaker 2: A chance? I mean sure, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Us three up here don't know about basketball. This is
Speaker 2: as I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's an stranger that doesn't play hockey.
Speaker 2: Correct, No, but he but he'll tell you he led
Speaker 2: the state and touchdown throws for five weeks five five weeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, even you two know at this point, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: must have made it. Were you guys watching my huddle
Speaker 1: tape before I got here?
Speaker 2: Do you have a motto tape still out there? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Were you getting to be a cardinal.
Speaker 1: No, they cut the football program a while ago. Too
Speaker 1: many scandals.
Speaker 3: Did the Vikings train and recruit you at all? Ask
Speaker 3: for baseball or football?
Speaker 1: Both?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: They were my second pick for baseball.
Speaker 7: It was uh Mel the coach or who's no Lampo?
Speaker 7: Yeah he's been there for a while. Yeah, good guy,
Speaker 7: good guy.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Anyway, so we're talking about basketball still No, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Wolves are fine. They really didn't do a whole lot.
Speaker 3: The one the trade of Connolly freed up a ton
Speaker 3: of caps basically got him under the luxury tax tiers though, correct.
Speaker 1: And their pickup from the Bulls is actually a pretty
Speaker 1: good or was that you? Their pickup from the Bulls
Speaker 1: was actually a very solid pick up. Like he's gonna
Speaker 1: come off the bench, I bet, but he'll be solid.
Speaker 1: He'll give you fifteen off the bench every night.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: Well dolling him for being a first round draft pick, Yeah,
Speaker 3: done much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now he's gonna be.
Speaker 3: A typical Minnesota right well the later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go kick some ass.
Speaker 1: But you know, I always hope the Wolves are in
Speaker 1: playoff contention come the end of the year.
Speaker 3: Where they are they in a playing spot right now?
Speaker 1: Still I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, they mostly don't watch until the playoffs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't give a ship till the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Alright, So currently they are No, they're not. They're the
Speaker 3: fifth overall seed in the West right now. So currently
Speaker 3: the Western Conference has Oklahoma at one, San Antonio at two,
Speaker 3: Denver at three, Houston at four, Timberwolves at five, and
Speaker 3: the Lakers at six.
Speaker 1: But on the bright side, they did just beat Okay
Speaker 1: see two times.
Speaker 2: Good They saying there's a chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a regular season game, so it
Speaker 1: really doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: But did Ray's favorite player, Sga wind like a little bitch?
Speaker 2: Probably he'll set me snapped all the time.
Speaker 3: Aut it's all about Sga does.
Speaker 1: It's all anyone in the end, but not any better.
Speaker 2: It's gotten worse. Learned from Cat.
Speaker 1: You Cat alone, just living his life out there. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. The Zesty Cat videos that were roaming around
Speaker 1: were some of my funny, funniest laughs I've ever had.
Speaker 2: What's that it's Cat.
Speaker 1: Being zesty? Have you ever heard that man talk? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're.
Speaker 2: Talking to you, old guys.
Speaker 3: The last Timberwolves ad I remember is when, oh, guys,
Speaker 3: this is I think it was teach me how to
Speaker 3: douggie or some stupid dance came out and it shows
Speaker 3: a video of Crunch beating the fuck out of the
Speaker 3: heat mascot.
Speaker 1: All I have to type into TikTok is zesty and one.
Speaker 1: Carl Anthony Towns, Kaylas, do you want to play real quick?
Speaker 2: I sure can, sure, crank are up?
Speaker 1: Let's cc What do you mean he's he's just it
Speaker 1: was an ongoing trend when he was in New York
Speaker 1: and they were going back and he's the oning like
Speaker 1: foul uh rev. Come on, it was good. Okay, it
Speaker 1: was good you old heads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3: All right correct the next period?
Speaker 2: Thank god?
Speaker 3: Well the wild Okay, sound for that.
Speaker 2: One, dude, dude do yeah, You're welcome, Scott. Everyone's while
Speaker 2: I think of things late to steal.
Speaker 3: Anyways, they are going into the Olympic break now undefeated,
Speaker 3: and I believe it's their last five, even though overtime.
Speaker 2: Fucking squeaked one out last night. Let's go out three
Speaker 2: one and then I'll almost shot the fucking bed well.
Speaker 1: Three to one. Two goal leads most dangerously in hockey.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that one person scored.
Speaker 3: Matt Boldie had a hat trick twelve minutes into the game.
Speaker 1: Really, I was like, oh my god, we're killing.
Speaker 3: And then by the end of the first period it
Speaker 3: was three to three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was four to three after two, and then four to
Speaker 3: four going into overtime, and then Spurgeon got the w.
Speaker 2: W that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the Wall Wall of Saint Paul, he's he's
Speaker 3: gonna be in Minnesota for at least another month anyways,
Speaker 3: So there's an official pause now with the Olympic olymp
Speaker 3: Olympic break from today until I saw Yeah. So the
Speaker 3: Wild have fourth most in the league with eight guys.
Speaker 3: I think they're tied for fourth, actually eight guys over
Speaker 3: there should have nine, but Prodeine's hurt, as well as
Speaker 3: John Hines, our whole medical staff, Bill Gerrin's USA's GM.
Speaker 3: So the Wild have a pretty strong contingent going over
Speaker 3: to Milan and h We'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2: What does that start? What did the Olympics start for
Speaker 2: hockey women's hockey start today?
Speaker 3: Opening ceremonies are tomorrow night at seven, I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, at night ye on peacock, peacock, that's where it is.
Speaker 3: Yep, And same with the Super Bowl on Sundays on Peacock.
Speaker 3: We forgot to put it on there.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we'll do that second half all right. I
Speaker 2: figured I probably better for the second half anyways. But
Speaker 2: big game, the big game, Big game, Big game.
Speaker 3: Since the Wild have gotten Quinn Hughes, they went from
Speaker 3: being the twenty fifth ranked defense to the first ring.
Speaker 1: One oh in terms of scoring. Royce dogs man, he
Speaker 1: uh really just brings a offensive level to that defensive core.
Speaker 1: But they be missing.
Speaker 2: That sense. Uh. Suitor wasn't much big shooter was he?
Speaker 4: Suit was a bit know that. I think it's Jack.
Speaker 4: I think Jack's out here ripping ass.
Speaker 3: What did you feed your dogs food?
Speaker 2: Dog food? Yes? I do you know what?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, that or they're getting into something while you're gone, they're.
Speaker 2: In their kennels.
Speaker 3: Good god, show title? What are you feeding your dogs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That that making my eyes water? Oh you're fine, Jack?
Speaker 3: What's wrong, buddy?
Speaker 2: I'm okay. Don't make fun of me. Please give them
Speaker 2: sad eyes down there?
Speaker 3: What crawled in your button? Died?
Speaker 1: That's a loaded question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, are we talking to on that one?
Speaker 3: I haven't done it yet tonight, ned, But Wild are currently.
Speaker 2: Doing Okay, we are in the middle. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think we're not horrible, We're not dead last.
Speaker 3: I mean we were doing more than Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Thought I thought we were third or second.
Speaker 3: We are second in our conference or second in our division. Okay,
Speaker 3: five points behind Colorado right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's always a good We played Colorado and we'll
Speaker 4: come back to in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Overall in the league, Minnesota is also number two, number two,
Speaker 3: So the top three teams in the league happen to
Speaker 3: be Central Division.
Speaker 1: Great, So that's so shitty.
Speaker 3: Well, and what's even shittier is bell please okay ready,
Speaker 3: Anthony Lapanta and Michael Russo's worst pod seat in the
Speaker 3: house or podcast seats in the house whatever, I forget
Speaker 3: the name, Michel, but they were talking. Lapanta hates the
Speaker 3: playoff format in the NHL. Why because it's not a
Speaker 3: one eight two seven format. Oh yeah, so within the
Speaker 3: first two rounds, two of the three teams are gonna
Speaker 3: be out. Yeah yeah, I get so. If Minnesota finished third,
Speaker 3: they could potentially be playing in Colorado right off the.
Speaker 1: Start instead of meeting them in like the semis, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Which is how like? And Edmonton even though they're last
Speaker 3: year they were like the sixth seed. They made their
Speaker 3: run to the cup because the ones he got knocked
Speaker 3: off right away.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But so.
Speaker 3: There's twelve twelve teams in the Olympics now, three different pools.
Speaker 3: They start pool playing, then after handful of pool play games,
Speaker 3: they move into the bracket tournament.
Speaker 1: God, I love the Olympics.
Speaker 4: I'm excited to watch. I mean I can't watch all day.
Speaker 4: I mean YouTube, Well you can't really unless you do
Speaker 4: office work.
Speaker 3: I can't even watch.
Speaker 2: You can't not.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't have my phone sitting there like this
Speaker 3: watching the Olympics.
Speaker 1: I had it on my computer. Yeah, tomorrow, I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna take my computer, hook it up to a big
Speaker 1: screen and just let her go.
Speaker 2: Let her rip.
Speaker 3: I got a hundred in screen and projector. I can
Speaker 3: borrow you if you want.
Speaker 1: I got a.
Speaker 2: Spot just I can see that just in the wharehouses.
Speaker 1: Right by a garage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it was fun. It was a fun day.
Speaker 3: Whenever Rapids made the high school a tourney, like three
Speaker 3: four years ago, I bought well my sister and gave
Speaker 3: me a projector. But I bought a one hundred inch
Speaker 3: projector screen. So we watched, that's all.
Speaker 1: Do you and you still have it like up in
Speaker 1: your house or you took it down.
Speaker 3: I built a wooden frame for it, so it's just
Speaker 3: in storage right.
Speaker 1: Now to watch high school puk Fuck yeah, one hundred inches.
Speaker 1: You're missing out on so many things. You can't even
Speaker 1: see the entire game. You gotta turn your head to
Speaker 1: see that far.
Speaker 3: That way, it's far enough against so.
Speaker 1: What so like if this is seven hundred's gotta be
Speaker 1: right here?
Speaker 3: I got a picture.
Speaker 2: Oh, of course he does.
Speaker 1: He'll he's a ruler next to it.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I guess the scroll all the
Speaker 2: way back.
Speaker 3: Is Delaware?
Speaker 1: Do you know, uh himming hockey? Last time they made
Speaker 1: who were actually just beat Grand Rapids this year?
Speaker 2: Do you guys even have a player in the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl from your town? From your hometown? What?
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Donny, do you have a home? Do you have a
Speaker 2: player from your hometown? A football I'm the closest thing
Speaker 2: that's ever come to sniff in the big Game out
Speaker 2: of that time.
Speaker 1: Actually that's not true. There's been multiple other actual NFL players. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like one got drafted to the football team, So
Speaker 1: like he who the Washington football team. That's who we
Speaker 1: got drafted to. And uh he bounce around on the
Speaker 1: practice squad after the roster that happens.
Speaker 2: Do you know do you know one famous person who
Speaker 2: uh Bob Dylan Oh no, a one football famous football
Speaker 2: player who got who did not get drafted, but it
Speaker 2: ended up on the minutes of vikings.
Speaker 1: Oh are you talking about that wide receiver Pam right
Speaker 1: lakes Are that was miserable during his I heard, I
Speaker 1: heard how far away are you in that picture?
Speaker 3: It's like across the living room.
Speaker 1: That's not one hundred inches through it.
Speaker 3: I got the box at home still.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, Adam Deeling, I think his name is dude?
Speaker 1: That can we talk about? That was like the worst
Speaker 1: year of listening to NFL commentators because it was when
Speaker 1: he had like what was it? It was like he
Speaker 1: he was on his streak of like a touchdown a
Speaker 1: week or breaking one hundred yards feeling first. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: every time he touched the ball for the first time.
Speaker 1: And you know, Adam Deeln undrafted free agent out of
Speaker 1: Detroit Lakesman and he played college football at a D
Speaker 1: two schools to State University Man Keto on a five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars scholarship.
Speaker 3: Now, look at you, sound just like John Gruden right there.
Speaker 3: I'll take that.
Speaker 2: I'll take I'm pretty sure he went to Morehead. He's
Speaker 2: a dragon.
Speaker 3: Don't bite.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah right, buddy, go get yourself a bacon eater.
Speaker 3: Bacona, me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't fucking round bacon.
Speaker 3: Eaters with a frosty or without a frost So.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish we had one of those here.
Speaker 3: We had twice and it left twice.
Speaker 1: What Wendy, Yeah, Whndy's nuts are dragging across your face.
Speaker 1: Such a layout, such a layup, fucking idiot.
Speaker 3: Good little hibben humor over here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ship bumps.
Speaker 4: By the way, Shout up to the moose by the
Speaker 4: way and hiving great place, the Moose Club. Yeah no,
Speaker 4: not that place, Yeah, thirsty.
Speaker 1: Moose is not.
Speaker 2: It's closer to Cherry whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right on fifty three there.
Speaker 2: It's so good though, been there twice. Love it.
Speaker 1: It is fantastic.
Speaker 3: Known for their wings they are.
Speaker 4: That's where I saw the greatest comeback ever in in
Speaker 4: uh NFL history, the Vikings and Colts.
Speaker 3: Who had come on their back.
Speaker 1: You know what, No, it was the largest comeback I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say the greatest. You're talking Patriots against the Falcons
Speaker 1: in the big Game. That's the greatest comeback.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, I guess in the big game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the big game.
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: But the Vikings had the largest comeback margin.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: But it was in a pretty meaningless regular season game
Speaker 1: and they were getting the ship kicked out of them
Speaker 1: by the Colts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Colts. I give I watched it. I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is such a fucking train record. You know what?
Speaker 1: Speaking about the Vikings, Matt, why don't we crack open
Speaker 1: the third one?
Speaker 2: Well, let's get into it all the drama the last
Speaker 2: couple of what happened?
Speaker 3: Crazy who uses PFF to figure out their draft picks?
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up? Did he really we talked about it?
Speaker 2: Enter text? He nope.
Speaker 4: As soon as he gets past like five, I go, nope,
Speaker 4: I'm good less, I'm actually involved into it.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Quasi was rumored to be using PFF to help
Speaker 3: determine who he should.
Speaker 2: He's the analytics guy, so that checks out. But no.
Speaker 1: I took a screenshot though, just for reference.
Speaker 3: I knew this would come up on Pro Bowl Picks.
Speaker 1: Yes, didn't have one since two and like you look
Speaker 1: at it and be like, well, that's not like the
Speaker 1: biggest deal ever.
Speaker 3: Wow, how many picks did we have a lot? Because
Speaker 3: he kind of Spielman drafts. He would acquire pick after pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but to not get one.
Speaker 3: From people he drafted. Hm, that's not saying we didn't
Speaker 3: have any Pro Bowlers. It was just people he drafted, right.
Speaker 1: But no, it's like that definitely says something.
Speaker 3: Well, and apparently too, now this is all hearsay. Apparently
Speaker 3: Koc wanted to get rid of didn't want JJ.
Speaker 1: Correct, that's been on record. He did not want him
Speaker 1: and said he's not ready to play this year. We
Speaker 1: need someone else, and your guys guy was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's our guy there.
Speaker 3: Apparently the rumor is they were minutes away from trading
Speaker 3: him for a first round pick to the Raiders. That
Speaker 3: would have been number one overall this year for JJ McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Yes, are they that they didn't do that?
Speaker 3: Wacey vetoed it.
Speaker 1: Are you shitting me?
Speaker 8: Screwa?
Speaker 1: That's you know what that'd be like me holding on
Speaker 1: to the most random fantasy football player ever and someone's
Speaker 1: offering you js an. Oh my god, that is just awful,
Speaker 1: awful work. What in the Kevin Costner draft day is
Speaker 1: going on here?
Speaker 3: That's why he's fired now. And apparently he uh pissed
Speaker 3: off a lot of people because he took two weeks
Speaker 3: off from when his kid was born too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, I don't really get that narrative.
Speaker 3: Well around, it's a different world in that element compared
Speaker 3: to us average Joe's I guess that's not the accepted normal.
Speaker 1: I mean, but someone's got to love that kid.
Speaker 3: Kudos to him for being an involved parent.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that bad of a thing. Grand No,
Speaker 1: didn't he miss like their entire training camp though, And
Speaker 1: when you're the guy that asked, when you're the guy
Speaker 1: that asked to make those decisions.
Speaker 3: Problem, it was just because of the timing of it.
Speaker 1: Well, plan your children, plan your childbirth.
Speaker 9: Be like if you know, if you if you know
Speaker 9: in September, if you know in September, you got to
Speaker 9: be busy. December is your Mango, not January, sweetheart.
Speaker 3: We can't have Christmas Coitus.
Speaker 1: Correct or New Year's or New Year's.
Speaker 3: Day bengo, No New Year's Eve with a bang yep?
Speaker 1: Well, like, how's August sound?
Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound good? So great? Have an August baby?
Speaker 3: That would mean what Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: All right? You know what?
Speaker 1: It took me twenty six years to figure out, like
Speaker 1: what was going on and why my birthdays in September?
Speaker 3: You hear New Year's baby?
Speaker 1: It took me twenty six years to put that together.
Speaker 3: You were just blissfully naive anyway.
Speaker 1: I was just like oh, and then I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: hold up, nine months of pregnancy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, so, which I'll lead this in with
Speaker 3: our picks? Which city is going to have the Super
Speaker 3: Bowl babies? Have you ever heard about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I've heard about it.
Speaker 3: Have you No? So there's actually a statistical trend that
Speaker 3: when a team wins a Super Bowl nine months later
Speaker 3: there's a birth boom in that town.
Speaker 2: Surely you can't be serious.
Speaker 3: Really yep. And they're called super Bowl babies.
Speaker 2: That's some women.
Speaker 1: Would they be born if it's in February?
Speaker 3: November? Wow?
Speaker 2: Mm?
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people born in November too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Valentine's Day? Both my kids?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Holy shit? Now I didn't even put that together. See
Speaker 1: what I'm saying here?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Just see me twenty six years of.
Speaker 3: Thinking you're not a deer hunter.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, wait is that one too?
Speaker 3: No, because that's in November.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, See Scott has to lose a weekend for
Speaker 2: his kids for birthdays.
Speaker 3: Two weekends. Oh they're four days apart.
Speaker 2: Oh, so just a big one, one big weekend.
Speaker 3: Depends on when they fall. Oh okay, But Daniel's getting
Speaker 3: old enough now where he just comes with me instead.
Speaker 2: That's fine though.
Speaker 3: So uh what else they got vikings drama going on?
Speaker 1: They're just such a fucking dump.
Speaker 3: The laughing joke of the league right now?
Speaker 2: Are you happy? Are you happy for Sam right now?
Speaker 2: Are you kinda?
Speaker 3: I am? I did chuckle this morning, like I sent
Speaker 3: you guys in that picture. Dustin covered this a year ago,
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, legend the legend of dick Hammer.
Speaker 2: We did. We did have a show about that today.
Speaker 3: To Dustin covered that over a year ago, dust on
Speaker 3: the front line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should, we should post that, like we talked
Speaker 4: about this over a year ago.
Speaker 1: Let you know, sue them.
Speaker 2: What am I going to see them for?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my lawyers be all over it.
Speaker 1: I bet yeah, I bet best in the league.
Speaker 2: Sure, which wry about it the Mexico penal colde one. Okay,
Speaker 2: I got some breaking news. I'll play hold on.
Speaker 1: It's not that breaking. No, I just saw Kirk Herbstreets
Speaker 1: retire after this upcoming.
Speaker 2: He's fucking breaking news.
Speaker 1: Oh is it? I didn't think right now? So no
Speaker 1: more Golden Retrievers on game Day?
Speaker 3: That'sh Is he retiring entirely or just from college games?
Speaker 3: I think just from the show because he was doing
Speaker 3: more NFL stuff this year.
Speaker 2: Mega offered more, I'm sure, but he's been doing college
Speaker 2: game Day since ninety six, that is two years before
Speaker 2: I was born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when that was happening, and he was
Speaker 4: always on EA like NCAA games calling him.
Speaker 3: And ninety six. I was thinking about that today. I
Speaker 3: was in third grade, fourth grade.
Speaker 2: Ninety six was a good year.
Speaker 3: NHL ninety six.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah. Super Nintendo Genesis Ooh, I like that?
Speaker 3: Really? God, that's fucking low.
Speaker 2: That one is very low. I'll turn that one down
Speaker 2: when it loads up there. It is anyway as well,
Speaker 2: can move besides not have dead air.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's let's move into our fourth.
Speaker 1: Twitch Wait wait wait, speaking of Vikings drama, Fine, justin Jefferson,
Speaker 1: what is going on. Oh, I I think I know
Speaker 1: the clip of him saying he's still the best wide
Speaker 1: receiver in the NFL. And and I quote, how am
Speaker 1: I not? If I don't have an elite QB that's
Speaker 1: throwing me the ball the entire year, then it's a
Speaker 1: little bit difficult to be put in those conversations having
Speaker 1: a QB. You have those difficult seasons.
Speaker 3: Total, that's such a shot.
Speaker 1: That is the most polite, like.
Speaker 3: Fuck you do a guy I've ever I heard about
Speaker 3: that this afternoon. Totally threw JJ under the bus. So
Speaker 3: I asked this to Brian last week. So there's some
Speaker 3: speculation and now I gotta go back a lot and
Speaker 3: fucking find it. Actually, no, I don't. There's rumors that
Speaker 3: Minnesota is going to heavily pursue Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3: For JJ a first round pick and Jonathan Garnard, So
Speaker 3: I don't because it's rumored that Gernard may be a
Speaker 3: cap casualty anyways, and Hockinson I've never been the same
Speaker 3: since as what happened.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't hate that, but my only problem with it
Speaker 1: would be that Joe Burrow isn't always healthy.
Speaker 3: It's been to a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, like he's a he is a
Speaker 1: good quarterback.
Speaker 3: Matt brought up before. There's some money issues that had
Speaker 3: to be worked out, a lot of it.
Speaker 1: But there's also the issues of Burrow has been heard
Speaker 1: almost every season. You have to sign then a backup QB.
Speaker 2: You also you have to.
Speaker 3: That's part of the reason why a lot of people
Speaker 3: are saying Quacy got shit canned because they really wanted
Speaker 3: you know, they had They tried to get j or
Speaker 3: Sam and.
Speaker 1: Well they low balled the ship out.
Speaker 3: Well they offered him the thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they knew he was gonna go get more
Speaker 1: somewhere else they can't.
Speaker 3: So he was planning one A. Daniel Jones was planned
Speaker 3: one B and they offered him more money than Indy did.
Speaker 1: But they said JJ's our guy, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So and he's a story Mark, I want a chance
Speaker 3: to actually start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look what Indianapolis Jones did until he blew
Speaker 1: out his achilles.
Speaker 3: That sucks that.
Speaker 1: I was very upset when that happened.
Speaker 2: I mean I think a lot of us were too.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, that's kind of a second second, feel
Speaker 3: good story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Anyways, let's get into my favorite topic.
Speaker 1: The Twins are dead.
Speaker 3: There was a reportedly a little rift between Derek Felvey
Speaker 3: and the Pole Ads. Oh imagine that, and that's why
Speaker 3: they mutually Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh. GM goes to owners, Hey, guys, I need more
Speaker 1: money than this if we're gonna win. Owners say no,
Speaker 1: you don't. GM gets mad. GM then gets fired, and
Speaker 1: the owners still come out and go, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: not a payroll issue.
Speaker 3: We're gonna compete this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna compete. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the craziest quote I've ever heard when they go,
Speaker 1: when Tom pull that goes, can we get off the
Speaker 1: payroll thing?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Let's let's see. Let's see if they're playing meaningful baseball
Speaker 1: in September.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna be playing meaningful baseball in June.
Speaker 1: I will not be renewing my Twins.
Speaker 2: TV me neither.
Speaker 3: You almost have to just to watch the dumpster fight.
Speaker 1: Actually sorry, I'm gonna go month to month this year. Yea,
Speaker 1: I bought I bought the entire package for like one
Speaker 1: hundred and nine dollars after tax. What a mistake. So
Speaker 1: this year I'm gonna learn from that mistake. I'm going
Speaker 1: to grow in my own skin here. I'm gonna grow
Speaker 1: be better than I was last year. Unlike the Twins.
Speaker 3: Did you do the league wide subscription or just twins?
Speaker 1: Just the Twins? Because I have YouTube TV too, so
Speaker 1: I get a bunch of other games and I'm not
Speaker 1: paying for MLB TV. I don't want to watch it
Speaker 1: that bad because then I feel obligated. Anytime I'm watching TV,
Speaker 1: it has to be a baseball game.
Speaker 3: That's why I watch all the wild games.
Speaker 2: The woman in your room?
Speaker 3: But what was that button?
Speaker 2: That is from a rus? Want of that one?
Speaker 3: There's a woman in your room?
Speaker 1: I just don't think I just don't think that was
Speaker 1: the appropriate time to use it. By the board Minister.
Speaker 3: He is not on point.
Speaker 2: I was that point the other day.
Speaker 3: Well the other day, that's not today.
Speaker 1: That's not Cory Twins. The Twins suck. They're going to
Speaker 1: be so bad again. They don't have a bullpen. They
Speaker 1: don't have I mean, it's just no. You see he's
Speaker 1: actually doing YouTube. I see that, and he's trying and
Speaker 1: he's trying to like throw one hundred after taking however
Speaker 1: many months off.
Speaker 3: Do you have that list of players acquisitions they've done
Speaker 3: this year. It's it's on.
Speaker 2: The Ted Ted had it.
Speaker 3: It's on our page.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, from sports and songs and stuff. They had it.
Speaker 3: There's Matt posted on our Beer Belly Sports Facebook page
Speaker 3: is a list of acquisitions we've had this say who
Speaker 3: who who? Who?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Damn it?
Speaker 2: Trying to find keep talking?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was trying to find it to an accident.
Speaker 2: So the US up twins and newest additions to this
Speaker 2: off season. Number one is Danny out True altra Vila.
Speaker 4: Yep, that guy, thirty three years old, eight year vet
Speaker 4: in the big leagues, not official signed yet. Orlando Arcia
Speaker 4: thirty one years old, ten year vet in the big leagues,
Speaker 4: not officially.
Speaker 3: Wasn't he with us before?
Speaker 1: He let us not forget about? Josh Bell?
Speaker 4: Hold, I'm getting there. This is an alphabetic quarter, by
Speaker 4: the way, too. Oh Andrew Bash twenty nine years old,
Speaker 4: right hander, eighty seven appearance in Triple A with the
Speaker 4: Blue Jays level or with the Blue Jays organization.
Speaker 3: How about you just go with the guys that have
Speaker 3: MLB experiences a lot of these some of them do,
Speaker 3: a lot of them do.
Speaker 2: Actually, Josh Bell obviously no first baseman da thirty three
Speaker 2: years old, ten year Big league VET. Matt Bowman, right
Speaker 2: handed pitcher, thirty four years old, two hundred and forty career.
Speaker 4: Innings in the Big leagues. Uh, Victor H. Cantalina or
Speaker 4: Cartonina whatever, hell, he's a backup catcher.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Karantine Krantini thirty two years old, nine year, nine year
Speaker 4: league VET, Big league VET. Tristan Gray shortstop, third base,
Speaker 4: second baseman twenty nine years old, one hundred and twenty
Speaker 4: two played appearances in the Big leagues with three different teams.
Speaker 4: It looks like it's Grant Hardwick twenty eight year old,
Speaker 4: thirty two career MLB bullpen appearance with the Mets.
Speaker 2: Love that. God damn, it just gets fucking better.
Speaker 3: The next guy four hundred and forty career played appearances
Speaker 3: in the Big leagues over five teams.
Speaker 2: That's Alex Jackson.
Speaker 3: Who right? Oh wait, we got the two time Gatorade
Speaker 3: players Kansas. That's Jace Kaminska. Thank god, he's twenty four.
Speaker 2: Thank god we have them. I'm so worried.
Speaker 1: The Twins Savior, the Twins Savior guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they signed twenty two guys, have traded two
Speaker 3: of them away. So we've had twenty acquisitions, but that
Speaker 3: there's a note that's both Triple A and MLB signings.
Speaker 3: So Josh Bell is our big fish so far.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a sign we're doing such big things?
Speaker 2: What a sign do we want to do? Our very early.
Speaker 1: Predictions, they're gonna finish below the White Sox.
Speaker 3: Who had what was their lowest attended game last year,
Speaker 3: like thirty fans the White Sox.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I would not be shocked by by any
Speaker 2: fucking means.
Speaker 1: I mean, I went to a game last year which
Speaker 1: I will not be doing this year.
Speaker 2: What do you get free tickets?
Speaker 1: Though not doing it? That's how I was there.
Speaker 3: I still have to pay to get there, yep, I
Speaker 3: mean right, gotta drive and then your ten dollars beer.
Speaker 1: And eight So now I went when Nelly was playing.
Speaker 1: After the game, it still wasn't even.
Speaker 2: Your favorite player was pitching at the time too, wasn't.
Speaker 1: He He's not my favorite player?
Speaker 2: Okay? On the Twins, Well, no, he's just.
Speaker 1: Not my favorite player. Paul Skins. No, he's my Joe.
Speaker 1: He has oh Joe Ryan. Yeah, it's a good game
Speaker 1: to watch Paul Skins against Joe Ryan. Got to see
Speaker 1: Livy Dunn in person, I can say that a lot
Speaker 1: of people can't. I was in the same room as her.
Speaker 2: You didn't take a photo.
Speaker 1: Room being the stadium.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's can't.
Speaker 3: Be crazy to think about that. You're sitting in this
Speaker 3: area and that stateum can hold what forty thousand people
Speaker 3: something like that. That's almost three times the size of
Speaker 3: the Midge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all in fun, that's good.
Speaker 4: What's the acreage is like eight eight acres? Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: what something somebody like did, like the acreagin and like
Speaker 4: the overlap is makes it.
Speaker 1: Ten like it's all just one room, you know.
Speaker 2: But we do have a shot. Bet I say that
Speaker 2: Joe Ryan will be traded this off season by April.
Speaker 3: By the time spring training is just about wrapping up
Speaker 3: then going to did we write down if it's before
Speaker 3: spring training starts there after, just by April? So by
Speaker 3: so that I would assume that would be by the
Speaker 3: start of April.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3: So you've got six weeks, seven weeks before he's got
Speaker 3: to get traded.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep.
Speaker 1: I don't think they'll do it, and if they do.
Speaker 3: All cry if they trade him and or Buxton, I'd
Speaker 3: be Nope.
Speaker 1: I'd be fine with the Buxton trade because you're gonna
Speaker 1: get something for that. Joe Ryan, You're gonna get something
Speaker 1: for him. But it's gonna be like, you know, two more.
Speaker 1: Pablo Lopez's not good, not good.
Speaker 3: We got Walker Drinkins coming though.
Speaker 1: But he's just rotting right now.
Speaker 2: He like Austin Marn't we talked about.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, Locker Jank. You know, I'd go to a Saints
Speaker 1: game before I went to a Twins game, just to
Speaker 1: watch him hit.
Speaker 2: I will talk to Sean.
Speaker 3: Tickets for us, ding that bell you name that, I
Speaker 3: try and get all right, spin that wheel?
Speaker 2: All right? What's one do I want?
Speaker 5: It's time now. Crappy hairstyles, succulent candies. I'd rather JFK cheerleader,
Speaker 5: pyramid schemes, things. I'll admit to. Color palettes from hell,
Speaker 5: Revolting sodas.
Speaker 2: So we by the way, we're getting more wheel stuff
Speaker 2: because we used up all of.
Speaker 3: Them, the way he's used this one like three times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we use up all the other ones as well.
Speaker 4: Toot sodas, beers, revolting beers, vaulting beers that you've had.
Speaker 1: I'd have to dig into the silver, silver, bullet sessions.
Speaker 2: Uh the worst one that I had.
Speaker 1: Red dog Ooh that's a good pull.
Speaker 3: But ice those are nasty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick on the ice train and go natural ice.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a dark day in college
Speaker 1: natur days. Okay, No, you can have like two.
Speaker 2: Hey during softball.
Speaker 3: No, I never drink you never did.
Speaker 1: I had a I had a run in with natty
Speaker 1: ice one time.
Speaker 2: Where did it treat you bad? You know?
Speaker 1: Someone asked to go pick it up for you on
Speaker 1: their way, because you know, is.
Speaker 3: That when you're pre twenty one? Is't it cost you
Speaker 3: twenty bucks for a twelve pack?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 3: Well now it does cost you.
Speaker 1: Twenty does but uh right, yeah, just get a case
Speaker 1: of Natty comes back with natural ice. And we were
Speaker 1: outside the entire day. It was like the first seventy
Speaker 1: five degree day, nice weather. Well there was no cooler
Speaker 1: in sight. Oh yeah, just a piss warm natural ice.
Speaker 1: And I thought I was gonna die the next day.
Speaker 1: That might have been the first time I've experienced like
Speaker 1: a true fuck you hangover?
Speaker 3: Do you get a worst hangover? So you sit down
Speaker 3: one night and you drink twelve of these? Yep, you
Speaker 3: sit down another night and you drink twelve glasses of
Speaker 3: keg beer.
Speaker 1: Keg beer.
Speaker 3: I get a worst headache off of keg beer. You know,
Speaker 3: I s carbonese.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I had four four beers on Tuesday here and I
Speaker 1: woke up in an absolute hell hole. I really, I
Speaker 1: it's so bad.
Speaker 2: It was so do we have We didn't have anything
Speaker 2: else big, no apv on We didn't have anything big, No,
Speaker 2: we didn't.
Speaker 1: But I just woke up and felt so shitty. You
Speaker 1: must be getting old, isn't that crazy? The six beer
Speaker 1: hangover sucks, yeah, because sometimes you six beers and you're fine.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you drink six beers and you're you act like
Speaker 1: you just drank a case.
Speaker 3: You're still young enough, though. You're gonna you turn thirty.
Speaker 1: This year, don't you twenty seven?
Speaker 3: I thought you said you were born in ninety Oh no,
Speaker 3: you're born in ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety six.
Speaker 3: Okay. Once you cress thirty, you turn into the multi
Speaker 3: day hangovers.
Speaker 1: I rocked one I had. I had a wedding on
Speaker 1: Saturday and it it crept into my Monday, and that
Speaker 1: was not fun. That was not fun.
Speaker 3: I when you're twenty one, go to work and you
Speaker 3: know when you're twenty one and hey, let's go get
Speaker 3: some beers. All right, who wants to do some shots?
Speaker 3: All right, let's get some more beers.
Speaker 1: Okay, shots, Hey, we got some jack over here. Next
Speaker 1: thing you know, you're on the Kaigan Cork dance floor
Speaker 1: on a Thursday.
Speaker 3: With a picture. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well, they don't have sour. They have to make
Speaker 2: their own sour from.
Speaker 1: But you know that, Like I have to mentally prepare
Speaker 1: for like a weekend like fourth of July. I'm staying,
Speaker 1: I'm stay, I'm staying dry that entire week and going
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it for two days, three days.
Speaker 3: What do we got for food? Kind of base? Am
Speaker 3: I gonna get exact bread or some chip?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: You you have to mentally prepare yourself and physically prepare yourself.
Speaker 4: So water, a plenty of hydration, food, whatever hydrate, whatever,
Speaker 4: electrolytes you.
Speaker 3: Want, bottle of tail and all.
Speaker 2: You gotta pop pop two before you go to bed.
Speaker 1: And like, I'm stubborn too when it comes to a hangover,
Speaker 1: I'll let myself rot and feel like shit and do
Speaker 1: nothing to cure it besides drinking water. Because I say,
Speaker 1: I'm an adult. I made that decision to do this.
Speaker 1: I knew the consequences, so I'm not gonna alleviate my pain.
Speaker 3: What's your hangover?
Speaker 1: Mine?
Speaker 3: Your go to hangover cure?
Speaker 1: Oh that's easy, Like, come on, so you go to
Speaker 1: Taco Bell for breakfast. You get yourself that steak breakfast
Speaker 1: crun trap. Then you stop at the local circle. K.
Speaker 1: Don't put your hand down, you stop, you stop at well. Actually,
Speaker 1: before you go to breakfast, you have to have a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee and keep the pot on. So it's
Speaker 1: gonna be coffee, t Bell breakfast, come back, drink that
Speaker 1: pot of coffee. So then you're energized, little jittery. You
Speaker 1: can't tell if you're shaking from the beers or shaking
Speaker 1: from the caffeine. And then you just sit there and
Speaker 1: you rot. You You maybe mix in a gatorade, but
Speaker 1: you just sit there and chug water. There's no cure
Speaker 1: for the hangover.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there is of water. Get yourself moving,
Speaker 3: and then for me, it's a tall fucking cold coke
Speaker 3: from McDonald's with a breakfast Sammy.
Speaker 1: You know what, I hate that? Actually, works to kick
Speaker 1: a hangover sometimes is going and like working out, because yeah,
Speaker 1: like you're you're sweating it out, you're doing something physical,
Speaker 1: so then you don't get the anxiety.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I've noticed there's times where like I know I've got
Speaker 3: ship to do and I just power through it, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, yep, I don't feel as bad as if
Speaker 3: I had just laid around.
Speaker 1: Correct, Because you lay around, your brain goes, God, what
Speaker 1: I do last night? Then you're then you remember everything,
Speaker 1: or even worse, you don't remember everything, and then and then.
Speaker 2: You go like no brownout, remember bits and parts for
Speaker 2: like a rolling brown out.
Speaker 1: But but the worst is when you're just laying there
Speaker 1: with nothing to do. You know what else also helps
Speaker 1: if you're with a group of people in the night
Speaker 1: before and that same group is still together and you
Speaker 1: can just hash it all out.
Speaker 3: You start drinking by eleven clocking in the next Morning's.
Speaker 1: Correct, which is also a good Cure's.
Speaker 4: Mine is I did this over the weekend and talk
Speaker 4: about breakfast, but bacon, the crunch wrap, the bacon one,
Speaker 4: but I have sour cream.
Speaker 1: That's too heavy.
Speaker 3: That would probably make me sure, you know, talking about
Speaker 3: heavy a good hangover ship too.
Speaker 1: You guys know my favorite drink when I'm hungover, though,
Speaker 1: And you know the kind of hangover where your mouth.
Speaker 3: Tastes like like a cat peet in it.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Well, it's just dry, it's stale. It tastes like booze.
Speaker 1: You go to that fridge and you just start gunning
Speaker 1: straight out of the gallon of ice cold milk. It's
Speaker 1: gonna do awful things to your stomach. But my god,
Speaker 1: does it tastes better than it ever has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the occasional.
Speaker 1: And I'm not a milk drinker. Like, I don't keep
Speaker 1: it on deck. It's not in my bullpen.
Speaker 3: There's the occasional. I really whipped one on the night
Speaker 3: before and I go make myself called dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I hate throwing up more than
Speaker 1: anything else in this world. And I hate a lot
Speaker 1: of things in this world, but throwing up is one
Speaker 1: thing I just refused to do unless it's during But
Speaker 1: like the day the day was, but twice the day after,
Speaker 1: if I had to sit there over a toilet.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: I think that would shut me down for a day,
Speaker 1: if not three days.
Speaker 3: So I am surprised. Miss Abby. Let you get into her.
Speaker 2: Car that night they put me in.
Speaker 3: I was there. She drove all of us back to
Speaker 3: the camper. That was nice of her, and then we
Speaker 3: dropped your ass in the.
Speaker 2: Rick flared myself into the ground. I remember that.
Speaker 3: Just bang and Kristin Abbey jumped on you.
Speaker 4: Which I was not saying, no do. Justin Elmer said,
Speaker 4: like Fountain soda, Coca Cola is better hungover. I like
Speaker 4: diet coke from uh McDonald's because they have that different a.
Speaker 3: Mouth full of foam. You.
Speaker 1: My favorite diet coke actually is a pounder of diet
Speaker 1: coke in a six can. Yes, I found it almost
Speaker 1: every game.
Speaker 2: You can now find it almost everywhere.
Speaker 1: Like, give me the pounder of DC if I'm going
Speaker 1: I had one on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Good choice.
Speaker 1: You get a lot of looks if you're walking around
Speaker 1: in public with that because some people might think it's
Speaker 1: a Cords love, but.
Speaker 2: It's you would never do that at a game or anything.
Speaker 1: No, I drink diet coke in the booth.
Speaker 2: I know that's what that's what. Nope, just diet coke
Speaker 2: coke play a day, yeps, Hey, you're welcome. Burst.
Speaker 3: So this we didn't call him dickhead first of.
Speaker 1: One who pointed out, well Matt posted at the first game.
Speaker 2: I did didn't see it until later. Well you could
Speaker 2: do it. I can't. Like, what are are you talking about?
Speaker 1: See, Oh, there's just one of these sitting in the corner.
Speaker 2: That's nervous of DC.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Diet Coke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of d C.
Speaker 3: Obviously my special edition can.
Speaker 1: It might have been a Diet Corse Light.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Diet Corse light.
Speaker 3: That's what he said. It was a joke, I know,
Speaker 3: but it just would be like the old bud gross.
Speaker 2: Anyways, let's take a little break here quick. Yeah, let
Speaker 2: me get to the let me get to the songs
Speaker 2: real quickly. Man, get to all that fun stuff.
Speaker 4: So yeah, anyways, uh misconnections. Up next, we're gonna do
Speaker 4: our picks for the uh upcoming big game.
Speaker 3: Trav is going in the box. Yeah, trivia, oh.
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Speaker 3: I got one.
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Speaker 1: maybe I got three and you got two.
Speaker 3: Maybe do we want to do it where he leaves
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Speaker 2: Or do we just run run it all? Right, all right,
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Speaker 4: Welcome back to be a Really Sports. I'm mag Jeffrey
Speaker 4: Scott Wilson and Travis Caru.
Speaker 3: Hi boys, all right, can you hear me? No?
Speaker 2: No, I did. I was working on that. We have
Speaker 2: a really good second half for us here. Of course,
Speaker 2: we had they sent my pro of sports talk.
Speaker 4: Be Really Sports find us online at BBI, Sportsman dot
Speaker 4: Com and baseball season right around the corner we have.
Speaker 4: I'll be on the play by play for the most part,
Speaker 4: traves down every one of the analysts for this year,
Speaker 4: and I believe Sam's gonna be one of them, and
Speaker 4: Bruce will be the color analyst as well too, So
Speaker 4: that'll be fun here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make Sam do the play by play. I
Speaker 1: just want to be the color guy. Give me the
Speaker 1: Tom Brady of.
Speaker 4: You really want to, I'll just sit there on the
Speaker 4: silence together, do you thing? Actually, I'll just run the board.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, Okay, nobody cares anyways.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what I was doing last summer? Was the
Speaker 1: color guy?
Speaker 2: You were the color guy last year.
Speaker 1: I didn't point out a single color either. That's a
Speaker 1: damn shame on my that's just a mister, that's a
Speaker 1: misconnection on my part.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to say you're the broadcast Dick Bramer?
Speaker 2: Yes? I am? Are you? Are you? Are you not me?
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing next Wednesday? Next Friday? That's
Speaker 2: the thirteen?
Speaker 3: That's a loaded question.
Speaker 2: February.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because you asked already.
Speaker 1: Usually Friday consists of going to work and then kind
Speaker 1: of sniffing out whatever trouble I can get into that night.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, good good, I'm gonna be at eight sports
Speaker 4: they're doing there at the at San France Center.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got asked to the announcing for that game, for
Speaker 4: the six and eight o'clock game.
Speaker 2: Hackey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't it the basketball showcase again?
Speaker 1: Brother, I can't do hockey.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's it's hockey. Sorry, it's basketball.
Speaker 1: That's even harder. I gotta try and remember five guys,
Speaker 1: well ten people's names who are on the court at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 2: If I can do it, you can do it. I've
Speaker 2: done it for years in Catholic. Yeah you know what, Matt.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal about that, though.
Speaker 2: I'm just pro.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've done that. Yeah okay, and I bet you
Speaker 1: weren't very good at it when you first did it.
Speaker 2: You did very good for me.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because baseball is such a slow moving game.
Speaker 1: It's so easy.
Speaker 3: He's got like I.
Speaker 1: Got time to look and be like, oh that was
Speaker 1: hit to Ricky.
Speaker 2: You're a PA announcer, that's all you're doing.
Speaker 1: Why do you want me to why do you want
Speaker 1: me to be the PA announcer? Don't I do that
Speaker 1: on my own time? Enough?
Speaker 3: So you're forgetting this, Matt, that's February thirteenth.
Speaker 2: I'll wear this.
Speaker 3: He's got a new girlfriend, and that's Valentine's weekend. He's
Speaker 3: going to be a little occupied, I know. And if
Speaker 3: he isn't and he goes off with you, his ass
Speaker 3: is going to be in trouble.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's on Saturday, though, it's a whole weekend event.
Speaker 2: Though, I'm just.
Speaker 3: I'm on for a new relationship.
Speaker 1: Fuck, so my Friday's booked, is what you're telling me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll score some extra Brownie points.
Speaker 1: Well really, no, I'm probably booked.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hope she's not listening.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, sweetie, let's let's go for dinner. To wait,
Speaker 3: did she say, sweetie? So pro tip, yeah, buy your
Speaker 3: flowers either on the twelfth or thirteenth.
Speaker 1: No, because then you have to keep them alive, and
Speaker 1: they don't stay alive if they're in the back seat.
Speaker 2: Fucking pointless.
Speaker 1: But no, you know what, I disagree with that because
Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven years old. No one has ever bought
Speaker 1: me flowers and a lot of guys statistically only get
Speaker 1: flowers once in their life and at their funeral.
Speaker 3: When they die.
Speaker 1: Yep, So what I've made that well known that I
Speaker 1: want fucking flowers at some point in time when I'm alive.
Speaker 3: The reason why I'm telling you this is this is
Speaker 3: a money saving because that same dozen roses, if you
Speaker 3: buy it on the twelfth or thirteen song, is a
Speaker 3: few dozen thirty bucks, where if you buy it on
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day it's at least double that.
Speaker 1: I'll pay it. So I don't want to try and
Speaker 1: keep things alive like.
Speaker 3: You just put them on your counter and have you.
Speaker 2: Know what I would.
Speaker 1: I'm going on a line here and say a dog
Speaker 1: is easier to keep alive than a plant as a male.
Speaker 1: As a male, it is easier for me to keep
Speaker 1: something alive with a heartbeat than something that needs photosynthesis,
Speaker 1: which Matt can't say or spell photo synthesis. You stay alive.
Speaker 3: You want to impress a woman? Have plants at your house, Dude.
Speaker 1: I've thought about this, and at one point in time
Speaker 1: I had a goldfish.
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't get like an alo plant. You water
Speaker 3: it like once every two weeks.
Speaker 1: Why is that such a girl thing.
Speaker 2: Plants.
Speaker 1: They're all around the house all the time. I've never
Speaker 1: understood it. Like my mom the worst plant keeping over,
Speaker 1: but she has plants all the time. Sorry, mom.
Speaker 3: Like I've got a peace lily and an alol plant
Speaker 3: at my house.
Speaker 2: What the peace loser?
Speaker 3: It's that one with the big like dark green leaves
Speaker 3: and the white flowers. You'd see him a lot of funerals.
Speaker 1: I might buy like one of those mini cacti.
Speaker 3: There you go, there you go, low maintenance, but you
Speaker 3: have do I still have to water it once in.
Speaker 2: A great grap Justin said, passing the flowers. They promised
Speaker 2: ring our engagement ring.
Speaker 3: She started, that's Geffrey moves right.
Speaker 2: Well, thats fucking time out.
Speaker 4: That's a technical foul forty fourteen with the body.
Speaker 1: So we're saying I should probably not go get alone?
Speaker 2: Then is.
Speaker 3: The old The old rule of thumb was three months salary, so.
Speaker 1: I should wait for a three month anni.
Speaker 3: Well, make sure you know she's gonna be the one
Speaker 3: before you know, like three years from she's gonna try
Speaker 3: and take half your ship.
Speaker 2: But never mind, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 2: I won't do it very now.
Speaker 1: I'm regretting even telling any of you that I'm in
Speaker 1: a relation.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to help you save money and save
Speaker 3: buy flowers early versus the day off, because then I
Speaker 3: have to keep them alive. Not saying a week early.
Speaker 2: I'll buy them at like full cost.
Speaker 1: I'll do it before the other scumbags. I'll get them
Speaker 1: at noon on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Right away. Walmart actually has pretty good roses.
Speaker 1: Until they're until they're picked over, because I've done that
Speaker 1: in the past. You go at like and it's you
Speaker 1: and like twenty other dudes, and they all look like
Speaker 1: they're never dead. Never one chick buying her Man flowers,
Speaker 1: which is just really it's been a thought of mine
Speaker 1: since like high school.
Speaker 3: I'm like, we all know this is Matt's favorite holiday.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate this holiday. Thank you for bringing the
Speaker 2: ninth grade baby.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it, Courtney, it was.
Speaker 1: He still loves you.
Speaker 2: No, I don't miss you. Where are you? Because I've uh,
Speaker 2: Justin also asked you don't see a future? It's been
Speaker 2: a fuck tell.
Speaker 1: You what do we mean? I don't what what is
Speaker 1: going on here?
Speaker 3: You know what Justin's trying to press you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's trying to raige bait you with what the
Speaker 2: kids would say.
Speaker 1: All right, so second half, Matt, I already bought the ring.
Speaker 1: Chill out, Jesus, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: It's time for my favorite part.
Speaker 2: And I did read these never.
Speaker 5: Have an awkward encounter with the supermarkets and don't know
Speaker 5: where else to turn searching for love on the internet.
Speaker 5: It's time for missed connections with Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Al Right, so justin God damn it. Courtesy of the.
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Speaker 2: Oh, this is does not look it says.
Speaker 3: It says courtesy Great White Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Misconnection in Littleton back in September of last year.
Speaker 3: This is pause for a second. K you could do
Speaker 3: that as news is the weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can do that. I just looked. I finally
Speaker 1: got time.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you do that as I want to keep going.
Speaker 1: I was showing him.
Speaker 4: Okay, uh, misconnection in Littleton back in September of last year.
Speaker 2: This is a shot in the dark. But I'm looking
Speaker 2: for someone I worked at Halloween event. Halloween event in Littleton.
Speaker 2: We never exchanged contact info. It was September of last year.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 4: Female, good luck, she's gone, never come back, come back.
Speaker 2: Next one, this one, This one's in Madison. These are
Speaker 2: always good.
Speaker 4: Misconnection female for male, Far West Bar. On Tuesday, February third,
Speaker 4: we sat around the corner from each other at Middleton Bar.
Speaker 4: We were both conversing with others, but shared a quick
Speaker 4: conversation about a mutual work environment.
Speaker 2: You caught my eye as you left.
Speaker 4: You caught my eye in several ways. What you saw
Speaker 4: as you left was accurate, although not black and white.
Speaker 2: I'd like to continue a conversation. If this rings a bell,
Speaker 2: chat with me with something specifically in the situation, please
Speaker 2: bear my I don't know. I'd say vegas, vargas. There's
Speaker 2: no r in ebud right here. Vagueness vets there go magnus.
Speaker 4: The IY knows why So reading this, I think she's married.
Speaker 3: Do you know what vague means?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Pretty vague about it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: More or less like a vagabond? Do you know what
Speaker 1: that means?
Speaker 3: I never heard that word vegabond?
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone who just wanders.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But you're good at that. You being vague as you're
Speaker 3: not being direct, You're elluding to but you're not being forthcoming.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Anyways, in the story, she says that well you saw
Speaker 4: left was inaccurate. Although not black and white, feels like
Speaker 4: that she is might be married.
Speaker 3: She's beating around the bush.
Speaker 2: That happens, that will happened next one misconnection in Mill Valley.
Speaker 2: This is a total long shot, but I figured I try.
Speaker 4: I was at hookfish in Mill Valley earlier today and
Speaker 4: kept locking eyed with a woman who was there with
Speaker 4: a friend. We exchanged a smile, but I didn't work
Speaker 4: up the her to say hello. It felt awkward interrupting
Speaker 4: while she was or she was with someone. And now
Speaker 4: I'm kicking myself. You had red hair and I was
Speaker 4: wearing a biker gear, blue pants and a white helmet.
Speaker 4: I was there with my friends and meant to come over,
Speaker 4: but overthought it until it was too late.
Speaker 1: Hell's Angels trying to find love.
Speaker 2: Jesus. If wow, if this happens to reach you or
Speaker 2: someone knows who I love to, I love the chance
Speaker 2: to actually induce myself and not and not try to
Speaker 2: learn a lesson to be braver.
Speaker 1: Next time you said induce yourself instead of introduce.
Speaker 8: Your introduce, Yeah, I thought you said you read these man,
Speaker 8: I don't care. Highway three misconnection help. You were waiting
Speaker 8: at the stop light on Highway three. I was turning
Speaker 8: onto Highway three from five point fifty five. You waved
Speaker 8: at me. First date, Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: What. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: This is nuts because do you know how many people
Speaker 1: I've randomly waved out thinking there's someone else and they're
Speaker 1: not that person. Then you just have to awkwardly sit
Speaker 1: there and think about the the next ten minutes, you're like,
Speaker 1: what if that person thought I was someone?
Speaker 2: Do it happens? It happens.
Speaker 1: Did they wave back? I wonder that's the question?
Speaker 2: Wave.
Speaker 1: Well, if if someone waves at you and you don't
Speaker 1: know them, you either just wave back to be polite,
Speaker 1: or you sit there and be like, who the fuck
Speaker 1: was that? You don't go check Reddit to see if
Speaker 1: that person posted about waving at you. Sickening just sickening stuff.
Speaker 4: Next one day, Macy's parking lot in Southdale. This is
Speaker 4: down in the Diana area. To the beautiful older woman
Speaker 4: sitting in a car in the Macy's parking lot at Southdale.
Speaker 4: I pulled it next to you to the parking lot
Speaker 4: over what are your dumbasses doing.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, it's like we're at the vic household.
Speaker 3: That's enough to red rag.
Speaker 1: Matt Jeffrey. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, broke them up, dad voice, you're fine.
Speaker 4: To the beautiful older woman sitting in the car in
Speaker 4: the Macy's parking lot at Southdale. I pulled in next
Speaker 4: to you to the park to park. I looked over
Speaker 4: to your car. You had your eyes closed and your
Speaker 4: head back. You were wearing a short skirt that.
Speaker 2: Was hiked up way too high. Dot dot dot. You
Speaker 2: were enjoying yourself. It was very erotic.
Speaker 4: I truly enjoyed watching. When you open up your eyes,
Speaker 4: you saw me smile and wink, then drove off. I
Speaker 4: would love to watch again, message me.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, a voyeur, I'd love to.
Speaker 2: Watch Maty do what you gotta do. You know Culver's.
Speaker 2: This is in Sioux City, Culvers on Hamilton Boulevard.
Speaker 3: Ben Sue City.
Speaker 2: But not there.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking, so false.
Speaker 2: No, Sioux City.
Speaker 1: Are they close to Pierre.
Speaker 2: No, it's in a different state. Oh our Sorry, you
Speaker 2: were a city at Culver's on Hamilton Boulevar with your coworker.
Speaker 4: You made eye contact and kind of flirted with you. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I kind of flirted with you. I went to my
Speaker 4: white town and Country minivan dork. You followed and started
Speaker 4: heading to my van.
Speaker 2: Wow. Then your coworker came out and diverted you to
Speaker 2: the company vehicle. I thought about you quite a bit.
Speaker 4: I live in Spencer, Iowa, but I've made several trips
Speaker 4: back to Culver's on Hamilton to hope to be meeting
Speaker 4: you again.
Speaker 2: What fuss.
Speaker 3: That's when it goes from open to see you again
Speaker 3: to stocker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that happens.
Speaker 1: What the fucked?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Last one here lost girlfriend and Fargo. Ooh, I like
Speaker 4: to get back with my girlfriend. We were together about
Speaker 4: ten years ago.
Speaker 1: This this one sucks because I thought it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like a boyfriend sarcastically posting on Reddit that his
Speaker 1: girlfriend's lost because she like got too drunk and went
Speaker 1: home earlier, something like that, Right, like this is this
Speaker 1: one's She.
Speaker 4: Would stay at a hotel in South Moorhead they rented
Speaker 4: by a month for her. I was hoping I could
Speaker 4: talk to you again, maybe catch up over coffee.
Speaker 2: Name is rich. You had a daughter that had.
Speaker 4: Had an apartment on the north side of Fargo, up
Speaker 4: by the shack on Broadway.
Speaker 2: Send the pic to verify if it's you. Jesus, that's
Speaker 2: not fucking weird.
Speaker 3: That's a reach after ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I's sorry, bro, not happening.
Speaker 1: She lives in Omaha.
Speaker 2: No, it's like, we'll see you later, Justin said bit
Speaker 2: nippy there.
Speaker 4: Don't take that attitude in your first last Valentine's Weekend.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit about Valentine's Weekend. The worst
Speaker 2: holiday of all time?
Speaker 3: I think he's talking to Travis Er.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but still it is the worth holiday of
Speaker 4: all time. No, you broably it always happens like after
Speaker 4: an hour or so, I got to restart it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd say Halloween's worth worse.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, drunken idiots everywhere? You like it because of
Speaker 3: how the women are dressed.
Speaker 1: I I hate Halloween and I'll die on that. Hell,
Speaker 1: I think it's the stupidest holiday.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed how many ladies now are oh spooky season?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I hate it. See, it's just dumb, Matt. I
Speaker 1: got news of the words.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, hold, let me find a but more for you. There.
Speaker 2: It is phenomena, all right.
Speaker 1: First one out of the gate, loose cow prompts lockdown
Speaker 1: at Nebraska school. The cow on loose in Nebraska made
Speaker 1: its way into a high school tennis court, prompting the
Speaker 1: police to impose a lockdown on the school. The McCook
Speaker 1: Police Department said the cow was spotted Wednesday, and I
Speaker 1: quote this keeps the students and staff in the building
Speaker 1: and keeps the cows out, The department set in the
Speaker 1: Facebook post. Officers were able to hurt up the cow
Speaker 1: and bring it back to the barn it belonged to.
Speaker 1: So a cow in a tennis court, locked down a
Speaker 1: school in Nebraska.
Speaker 3: Are tough? Not it is?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's dead now.
Speaker 1: Next one, we have four legged pooch pirates swipe package
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma City porch. So it's two dogs. This one's
Speaker 1: better if you see the video. But it's two dogs
Speaker 1: that went to multiple houses in Oklahoma City and we're
Speaker 1: stealing packages off of porches. And this is the best.
Speaker 1: The OKCA Police Department says, clear video footage of these dogs,
Speaker 1: sorry canines, approach the front door, pick up the package
Speaker 1: in their mouths, and flee the scene. Well, the second
Speaker 1: dog is just a bystander.
Speaker 2: That sounds like my dogs.
Speaker 1: Evidence shows clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse, just
Speaker 1: pure tail wagon confidence. I got a new tree, that guys,
Speaker 1: And then the last one that I found is actually
Speaker 1: the best one. Wild turkeys terrorized Wisconsin neighborhood. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: and chase postal.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard this one. I saw this video of this.
Speaker 1: The residents of a southern Wisconsin town have been dealing
Speaker 1: with an unusual group of local ruffians, a flock of
Speaker 1: aggressive wild turkeys, and one of the postal carriers said,
Speaker 1: as he was approaching crossing the street, the turkeys started
Speaker 1: chasing after him. It's scary, Like, these are big birds.
Speaker 1: They're as tall as my son. When they fluff their feathers,
Speaker 1: they're scary. They're huge. Tow an eight year old.
Speaker 3: I have a pet turkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my dogs killed one of your turkeys.
Speaker 2: Was no, it was a chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But have you ever seen a turkey flying?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Actually they're flying.
Speaker 1: I watched one when I was in the Long Prairie.
Speaker 1: I watched one actually hop up into a tree.
Speaker 3: They're hiking huge.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird that they sleep in a tree
Speaker 1: when they're not like a nesting animal, you know, like
Speaker 1: they don't have nests.
Speaker 3: They have roosts, yep. But they're ground nesters, right, But I.
Speaker 1: Just think it's weird that they sleep in the tree.
Speaker 1: If you have a nest on the ground, I get it,
Speaker 1: it's safer up in that tree.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I actually have chickens at my house
Speaker 3: and I have a turkey.
Speaker 1: Turkeys are stupid animals.
Speaker 2: Did you know that?
Speaker 3: They're cool as ship though.
Speaker 1: They're uglier than how Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: And they're food horse, are they? Yeah? I put out
Speaker 3: a thing of food and she'll just fuck just through it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why they say, like turkey farms always have to
Speaker 1: keep them inside because they're that stupid. When it rains,
Speaker 1: they'll look up because someone's hitting them on the head
Speaker 1: and they'll drown themselves.
Speaker 3: But they're great, like chicken protectors. If a crow comes down,
Speaker 3: they'll chase it off.
Speaker 1: You mean, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: But they're funny if you watch them run.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's hilarious, except when they're crossing the road
Speaker 1: right in front of you. I hit a turkey one
Speaker 1: time my brand new car.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, so it came out of nowhere. Travis, Sorry,
Speaker 2: Justin said Travis had to kink and get a forever.
Speaker 1: We get out of can we get off?
Speaker 2: Just?
Speaker 1: How many cocktails have you had tonight? Justin?
Speaker 3: Is this ninety day fiance?
Speaker 1: I hate you all? This will this will be the
Speaker 1: last time I'm ever affiliated with beer Belly Sports.
Speaker 2: Okay, We'll see you on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Nope, not true.
Speaker 2: Okay the week after nope.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm gonna go on a hiatus.
Speaker 3: Matt's going to the black or blocked phone contacts. All right,
Speaker 3: So wiskipedia.
Speaker 1: Yay.
Speaker 3: There's actually a couple Olympic related one questions in this one,
Speaker 3: since we're opening ceremonies around friends.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I might leave because I don't want to be
Speaker 1: like influenced by his idiocracy.
Speaker 3: So you need to let him in. You need to
Speaker 3: let him answer first before you say anything.
Speaker 2: I won't even say anything. I just want to see it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna know what button to push. I will tell you,
Speaker 2: all right. Anyways, you're the button board guy.
Speaker 3: Job cue the music, mister.
Speaker 2: So it's not about what we know. It's about with
Speaker 2: Travis nows correct, not a lot? Do you want?
Speaker 3: Five questions? All right?
Speaker 1: What was the other option?
Speaker 3: Ten?
Speaker 1: Up to you?
Speaker 2: Hour thirty. Right now, you.
Speaker 3: Can mate all through him pretty quick.
Speaker 1: We'll do best a seven series.
Speaker 3: All right, So question number one. Of the six main
Speaker 3: characters on Friends, this one never got married Phoebe. Wrong,
Speaker 3: it is Joey.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought I was safe with Phoebe.
Speaker 2: She got married to Paul Rudd.
Speaker 1: I was never I was never a wait are we
Speaker 1: talking in real life or okay, that's fine, Paul. See,
Speaker 1: I wasn't a friend. I was never a Friends guy.
Speaker 3: And he still looks the same today.
Speaker 1: He's a gorgeous humans too. He is an age has
Speaker 1: a nope like I love you, man.
Speaker 3: This is forty just.
Speaker 2: Justin can't drink anymore health reasons, Jesus.
Speaker 3: All right. Question number two. This city is where the
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety six Summer Olympics were held.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know this one happened before I was fucking born,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3: Summer YEP, nineteen ninety There happened to be a terrorist
Speaker 3: attack during it as well.
Speaker 1: Again before I was born. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Remy Summer Olympics. Olympics. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Canadian thing, Toronto.
Speaker 3: You had the right cut, man, I knew it was North.
Speaker 1: America because I've actually heard this, but I can't Lake Placid.
Speaker 2: No, that was winter Mattuh.
Speaker 4: It is Atlanta, Georgia. Curtain angle won a limit gold
Speaker 4: medal where he broke his neck.
Speaker 3: Yep, all right, Atlanta, Yep that you know.
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking like New York that region.
Speaker 3: Question number three, what type of tree did young George
Speaker 3: Washington supposedly chop? Cherry tree? That is correct?
Speaker 2: One to one?
Speaker 3: I got you, alrighty what year did the Milwaukee Brewers
Speaker 3: move from the American League to the National League?
Speaker 2: Sam would know?
Speaker 1: I bet he won. Actually, I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 1: ninety two sounds fun.
Speaker 3: You had the right decade?
Speaker 1: Was it ninety six?
Speaker 3: You're at the wrong end of the decade? Was it
Speaker 3: ninety ninety eight?
Speaker 2: Year I was born?
Speaker 3: I shouldn't that, all right? Question number five? Is the
Speaker 3: tomato a fruit? Fruit or vegetable?
Speaker 1: It's a fucking fruit.
Speaker 3: You are correct?
Speaker 1: That has seeds. It's a fruit.
Speaker 3: Alighty? Question number six, and right now this is question six,
Speaker 3: he's got two old?
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry?
Speaker 3: What year did the Berlin Wall come down?
Speaker 1: Shoot?
Speaker 2: Might I might know this one?
Speaker 1: I have two guesses here it's either forty seven or.
Speaker 3: Fifty two, just a few years off.
Speaker 1: It could be seventy three. I don't know.
Speaker 2: What's your guest, Matt, I want to go eighty eight.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not, You're one year off. It was nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was feeling that was born, like he should
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: It's got My boy, this got out the same age.
Speaker 3: By the way, he's six days older than I don't care.
Speaker 1: He's still like thousand years old. He's a dinosaur.
Speaker 3: Out thanks Aiden, all right. Question number seven, Yep, this
Speaker 3: state became the thirty second state in eighteen fifty eight.
Speaker 1: Thirty second. Okay, my mind went to Tennessee, but I
Speaker 1: don't think it was Tennessee because that's on the east
Speaker 1: side of the Mississippi. So I know that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go thirty second state. That's gotta be Arizona.
Speaker 3: It ends with an uh in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I don't care. Matt, wouldn't have gotten that.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking Tennessee when you, like.
Speaker 1: I said, I said Tennessee because I was like, that sounds.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 1: But then you gotta remember.
Speaker 3: The question Clark. Question number eight This animal didn't exist
Speaker 3: in Hawaii until European and American ships arrived in eighteen
Speaker 3: twenty six.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Hawaii, Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Is it a bird? Kind of Oh, it's not a
Speaker 1: pterodactyl done.
Speaker 2: I never would have guessed that either.
Speaker 1: A pterodactyl. I. I have no idea. I'm gonna say Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a flamingo. But that's not kind
Speaker 1: of a bird. That is a bird.
Speaker 3: We often joke that we call this our state bird.
Speaker 3: It's not loons, but we say goose mosquitoes are unofficial
Speaker 3: state bird.
Speaker 1: It's an insect, not an animal.
Speaker 3: Which are animals?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the grand scheme of things?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Question number nine, which blood type is considered the universal
Speaker 3: blood type?
Speaker 2: I got this one. I remember this one.
Speaker 1: Oh positive, own negative.
Speaker 3: We're going with what's your final answer?
Speaker 1: Negative?
Speaker 3: It is own negative. I knew it was all So
Speaker 3: you got four cherry trees. That's three. Question number ten,
Speaker 3: last one, according to the Guinness Book of World War Records,
Speaker 3: what is the best selling book of all time?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be the Bible.
Speaker 3: That is correct?
Speaker 1: Correct, that is correct.
Speaker 3: I got a bonus one for you.
Speaker 1: One who wrote it.
Speaker 3: Nope, good because so I did what am I supposed
Speaker 3: to say?
Speaker 5: That's one?
Speaker 3: What is the So during the twenty twenty three Panama
Speaker 3: American Games, what was the most downloaded app by athletes
Speaker 3: at the event?
Speaker 1: In twenty three?
Speaker 3: Yep, at the TikTok it was tinder, So I suppose
Speaker 3: I was so this was.
Speaker 1: That was post pandemic, so TikTok should have been out,
Speaker 1: it would have been tender.
Speaker 3: But so this was done. I did this two years ago,
Speaker 3: so great before the Summer Olympics is when I did
Speaker 3: this one. For the Paris Olympics, organizers planned to give
Speaker 3: out over three hundred thousand condoms.
Speaker 1: Crazy, how horny of those Olympians are?
Speaker 3: They installed sixteen thousand anti sex beds for the pro
Speaker 3: approximate ten thousand athletes participating.
Speaker 1: What's an anti sex bed?
Speaker 3: It was designed to hold like a very weight limit,
Speaker 3: lightweight limits, so break yeah, and they were that's.
Speaker 1: Not stopping anybody who wants who wants to do that?
Speaker 3: Right, that's what the floors for.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Can you imagine the ego boost you
Speaker 1: would get?
Speaker 3: I broke a bed exactly.
Speaker 1: That those were hard.
Speaker 4: This week he will throw out them fucking hard ones
Speaker 4: every once in a.
Speaker 3: While, you got. Yeah, that's still an me sure on
Speaker 3: the bell curve?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was the highest score. It's it's on a curve, right.
Speaker 2: Yep, you did it all right? Should do our picks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 3: Did you read all the messages and catch up?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, I just went.
Speaker 3: Into Dustin and Bruce said, they don't care if you
Speaker 3: change your pick.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool. Now I don't have an updated I think
Speaker 2: I do have an updated uh standings. And I know it's.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure that it's events on top of everybody's killing
Speaker 4: everybody right now?
Speaker 3: Is not this guy?
Speaker 2: No, it's not you, for sure. Yeah. Who'd I send
Speaker 2: it to? I think I sent it to Justin? Yeah,
Speaker 2: there it is.
Speaker 4: So here's an updated standings for the playoff standings that
Speaker 4: we're doing.
Speaker 2: Vince is eleven and two, Dustin is ten and three.
Speaker 2: I'm ten and three, TJ is.
Speaker 4: Eight and five, Travis is seven and six, Bruce is
Speaker 4: six and seven six seven, Sam also six and seven,
Speaker 4: Scott is five and a and Justin is a five
Speaker 4: and eight as well. They're not alone down there, but
Speaker 4: could have happened this weekend. We'll find out because the
Speaker 4: is this weekend?
Speaker 3: You got a fifty to fifty chance.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna suddenly leap frog six people.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You might I heard it's double points.
Speaker 2: No, I ain't getting mad in this situation because I
Speaker 2: know what everybody picked. So we're being brought to you
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah. So the Seattle Sea Chickens are taking on
Speaker 2: the New England Patriots. My dad is a diehard Patriots
Speaker 2: fan by the way too. It's been around since like
Speaker 2: the eighties stuff, seeing the ship show, seeing the debacle
Speaker 2: against the Bears. He's been through it and also been
Speaker 2: through the good stuff as well too.
Speaker 1: Must must really suck to win six Super Bowls?
Speaker 2: Tough life.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Seattle's fair by four and a half points
Speaker 4: in this one.
Speaker 2: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 3: Who's the home team?
Speaker 2: Home tea technically would be New England in this one?
Speaker 3: And where is it at this year? Again?
Speaker 2: Forty nine ers oh Levi Stadium. I saw it.
Speaker 3: I said that to them. This morning, I said, why
Speaker 3: does that sound like something that would happen to Matt?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I saw that checks out.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the Seahawks by a million.
Speaker 3: Okay, Scott I took Seattle.
Speaker 4: And Bruce and Dustin also took Seattle as well. Justin
Speaker 4: took Seattle. TJ took Seattle, and Vince also took Seattle.
Speaker 3: Oprah, you get Seattle, you get Seattley.
Speaker 1: It's just the safe pick, like they should win it
Speaker 1: on paper.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna buck the Trent.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with the pat.
Speaker 1: Of course, you are just have to be different.
Speaker 2: That's why I asked, because I was like, holy sh.
Speaker 1: It, have to be different.
Speaker 3: Well look at him. He is different.
Speaker 2: Well you're not wrong, built different, bill different. So yeah,
Speaker 2: that was our quick picks.
Speaker 3: Because did anybody watch the Pro Bowl?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Such a garbage.
Speaker 2: O.
Speaker 1: Well, Shadre Sanders was a Pro Bowl quarterback. Let that
Speaker 1: sink in. And Joe you know what, Joe Flacco deserves it. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's the most elite quarterback to ever play in the NFL.
Speaker 3: You need He's a grizzled old veteran.
Speaker 1: He is, like, give him his last hurrah. He was
Speaker 1: winning games with fucking Cleveland and Cincinnati. You don't think
Speaker 1: he deserved.
Speaker 2: That, Remy, she just broke it broken, Mark, Well, she's
Speaker 2: already been out. She's want squatches a fuck around. It's
Speaker 2: not even close.
Speaker 1: But the Pro bowls a joe.
Speaker 4: It is such a joke. You watch it and get
Speaker 4: rid of it. Yeah, just a lot of people saying,
Speaker 4: just giveing the like the award for it.
Speaker 1: Then give them their award, give them a you can
Speaker 1: even do a banquet for him.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: It takes it takes the luster off of it. When
Speaker 3: you've got Shadre Sanders, who like three years ago was
Speaker 3: Tyler Huntley played three games and I'm a Pro Bowl
Speaker 3: quarterback because.
Speaker 1: Only because four other quarterbacks declined the invitation.
Speaker 3: And one of them is playing in the big Game. Yes,
Speaker 3: and the other twelve in the conference are like, we're
Speaker 3: going golfing.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not tearing my a cl playing.
Speaker 3: Flag football things right?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: All right, well, Ship, that's really about it for today.
Speaker 2: The quick on the heel picks pissed me off. Scott's
Speaker 2: gonna have a uh well Super Bowl or the Big
Speaker 2: Game party at his house I'm gonna make my wings.
Speaker 3: I'm not smoking a pork butt.
Speaker 2: That's fucking go. Travis. Can we playing on seeing you?
Speaker 1: I told you on Tuesday, I'm not sure when I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be back in town.
Speaker 2: Okay, stands and maybe then I soon.
Speaker 3: Well, I told Matt. I was like, if Travis doesn't come,
Speaker 3: I definitely don't blame Sam for now showing up. I've
Speaker 3: never met the guy.
Speaker 1: That's that's true. No, I don't know what I actually
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing because I don't know when
Speaker 1: I'll be back in town. I don't know what my
Speaker 1: mental state of mind is going to be.
Speaker 2: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: Well, I sit at home and just watch a good
Speaker 1: book or something like that.
Speaker 2: Watch a good book.
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, books on.
Speaker 2: Tape that has nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: What have we learned today? Boys? I'll tell you that.
Speaker 4: I learned that you guys keep bringing up my fucking
Speaker 4: worst holiday ever.
Speaker 2: I hate time to day.
Speaker 3: I'm as joke about it, so it's hard not to.
Speaker 1: I learned Matt had the worst cold open fumble i've ever.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was terrible.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that was seen in my life.
Speaker 3: That was like ten to fifteen minutes of gold.
Speaker 1: Such good banter, and your sitting there doing nothing and
Speaker 1: that's why I was so good. Probably probably wasn't involved exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably he's just chiming in every now and again.
Speaker 2: I also learned that, uh, Scott has a hundred foot
Speaker 2: TV screen one hundred inch under in.
Speaker 3: Whatever, hundred feet mac that's bigger than my house.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my bad, Sorry, I can't read hundred.
Speaker 3: It's not a TV, it's just a projector center.
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Speaker 1: We're kind of getting out of soup season.
Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: In February no no no, no no. I love a
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Speaker 3: In July, I'll eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, ask gonna do it for us.
Speaker 2: Thank you to the writers, producers, onside, engineers and those
Speaker 2: all of us. We have a couple of guests coming
Speaker 2: up here very shortly. We're gonna have Chelsea from the
Speaker 2: for the Beavers Women's coach is gonna be on the
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Speaker 2: that's work is still developed me she she's been on
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Speaker 2: That's what I want.
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