Speaker 1: Andy, did you hear that? Come on, will you?
Speaker 2: Did I hear what?
Speaker 1: That whistle?
Speaker 2: That's the Rinso white whistle, and Rinso means us.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Rinso gets calls Rinsol white, and Rinso presents the Amos
and Andy show. Rinso for a washtats rin Rinsol for
a washstats Rinso Rinso white and Rinso Bright. Those swell
soulphy rich SuDS get shirts and sheets, towels and table linens,
gleaming white and lovely washable colors stay fresh and bright
safely through wash after rinsol washed. That's why women everywhere
are saying, Rinso for me.
Speaker 4: Wash Day's a cinch with those peppy Rinso SuDS.
Speaker 3: And ladies, you will be mighty proud of the results.
Next wash day, get Renso for a Wrensoul whitewash, Arensol
bright wash, and now are stars, Amos and Andy. It
seems there's been an epidemic of breach of promise suits
in Andy Brown's life recently, and now that the latest
one against him has been dropped, Andy is in his
office telling Amos and the kingfish off his new design
for living.
Speaker 5: No more women, I.
Speaker 2: Tell you, fellows it's the truth.
Speaker 6: I was tired of these breach of promise suits and
I ain't going out with no more women, and that's final.
Speaker 7: Well, bro, then they're staying away from women's is gonna
keep you.
Speaker 1: Out of trouble?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Yeah, but there's only one thing, you know, these breach
of promise suits you done had in they kind of
hit you by surprise. Now that you was cleaned of
all women, why don't you make sure that there ain't
some other gale around here that you done proposed to
and forgot about it.
Speaker 2: Well, now there's a coinsulace right there.
Speaker 6: I was just checking up on that very thing before
you fellas come in here. I was halfway through my
address book. Now see there here the is ees up
to the elves.
Speaker 1: Oh the hell's huh?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now let me see the next one here, Eleanor Now,
I know I didn't propose.
Speaker 6: To her brother, that one you can cross off. Yeah,
Now the next shell I got your Elsie. I know
I didn't propose to her neither. She's the big pat
one with all the double chins.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember seeing you with that one once.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, she got a muscle, double chins. All right,
oh yeah.
Speaker 6: I never knowed which was her chins and which was
her lips. I never knowed where to kiss her.
Speaker 2: We didn't, huh.
Speaker 6: I finally worked out her sister though, What was that Anna,
I'd hold a piece of candy up to her face
and whatever opened up for it, that's what i'd care.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a smart idea, sort of using
the candy, thought of a range find him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's well.
Speaker 8: Up to now, Andy, you seem to be pretty much
in declared with the gal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I can't think of nobody that could cause me no
sueing trouble. Not a single gal. I wait a minute,
there is one that I just thunk of that I
might have preposed her. Yeah, there is one that I oh, hello, Henry,
Hello boy, Hello, I was just out shopping with my
wife that i'd stop in.
Speaker 2: We met that Sylvia Adams. She was shopping for her
true saul. That's the one I members now.
Speaker 6: I preposed to her about two weeks ago, when I
was sitting on a sofa ware when I asked her
to marry me, she just smiled. I never didn't figure
out whether she smiled yes or smiled no.
Speaker 2: Well, from what I see to her shopping today.
Speaker 6: I would say that she definitely smiled in the infirmative. Henry,
is you show that it was a truth sold that
she was buying? Well, I seed her by a long
white dress. It had orange blossoms embroidered all over it.
She bought sort of a net veil that went over
her heead. And most important of all, there was a
long train behind her.
Speaker 2: Do that long train behind.
Speaker 1: Her make her a bride? Bro then it don't make
no engineer.
Speaker 6: Well, fellas they got me again. I can't stand another
breach of promise.
Speaker 1: You well, what is he gonna do?
Speaker 6: Come on, King Frish, We're going over to see my lawyer,
Gabby Gibson.
Speaker 1: Oh dare you Gabby?
Speaker 8: And it feels pretty sure that steals your atoms is
gonna sue him for breaching promos.
Speaker 1: Now, how are you gonna handle the thing?
Speaker 6: Well, first we got to see if he's got a case. Yes,
and even got to see if he's got a case.
I know we'll claim that. And wasn't in his right
man mind when he proposed he was a little testing
the head. Oh but Gabby, I was the same as
I always good. We got a case, But Gabby you
don't get the idea. I don't want to be sued
at all.
Speaker 5: Oh, I see what you mean. I see what you mean.
He wants to be what's noting the legal profession as
sue proud.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the exactly the idea, Gabby.
Speaker 6: Well it becomes suit prooved. There's only one way, only
one way. If you was in Darman, if you was
a soldier, you couldn't sue. Nobody can sue a soldier.
Speaker 2: Well wait a minute, yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 6: You think I is in good enough condition to pass
the physical for the army?
Speaker 1: Oh and that don't be crazy. You got all you
can do to pass the physical.
Speaker 10: For being a civilian. Yes, indeed, I guess you're right.
Speaker 5: That fat on him? Look at that fat.
Speaker 6: Now wait a minute, Gabby, there's plenty of muscle there.
Speaker 5: Quand where in my arm here?
Speaker 6: Feel it? Let me feel him. People's getting two red
ration points, will turning into that stuff?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 8: Weird a minute, yere, I got another idea. Since and
they can't get into him, why can't he borrow a
soldier's uniform just long enough to see the girl and
convince her that she can't sue him?
Speaker 1: Because he's in the armen that will end it.
Speaker 6: Oh, King Fisher got a great idea, and it just
so happens that Larry Simpson just got a medical discharge
from the Army.
Speaker 2: I can borrow his uniform.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you certainly got to right take these steps,
because at all the beach of promiseus you has had
you show up in a victim, a victim of the laws,
supplying the.
Speaker 2: Man the sublime demand.
Speaker 6: How you figure that, Well, it's always the women who
supply the trouble, and the man who gets it that's
supplying the man if ire of the head. Just now,
let's go back to the lodge hall and hear the
mystic Nights of the Sea quartet singing Running Wild.
Speaker 11: Run running loss controls running Wi murdy boy, christ to
helping mine all the time, never bo, always.
Speaker 9: Go, don't know when, always so, I don't care, non up.
Speaker 3: My body is not a fire alone, run wild.
Speaker 9: I'm running way lost the pa running away.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just running. I'm just running wind, just running wine,
just running wild.
Speaker 6: You know, King Fisher would so nice of that fellow
lend me his uniform.
Speaker 2: I would look on me.
Speaker 1: Well, let me see your end of the legings look
pretty good.
Speaker 8: Their pants seem to fit already, the jagged with the belt,
and yeah, the brains buttons don't look bad, neither only thing?
And uh, why are you wearing that steel?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 6: Well, this fellow I buy the uniform from, don't give
his cloth hat to his little nephew for a souvenir.
And all they had left was his helmet.
Speaker 8: Now the next thing we gotta do, kiss Sylvia Adams assure,
is to figure out what these campaign ribbons is on
your chest?
Speaker 1: What they mean?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta know that.
Speaker 1: Well, now let us see here.
Speaker 8: There's a red one there with some white strapes. There
there's the yellow one with the green and blue and
there they wait a minute, what's this pink ribbon? I
never seen one like that on a soldier before.
Speaker 6: Or well, I slapped that one on there myself kind
of helped the color scheme.
Speaker 1: But Ander, you can't do that.
Speaker 8: You see, every ribbon on there means that you has
been in action, and pink, pink means gals.
Speaker 6: Well, then I really earned that ribbon. I look at it,
I look at you. You might have been in a
campaign with a gal. But they don't give ribbons for that.
Speaker 7: Now, now wait a minute, that yellow ribbon, there's.
Speaker 1: Got two little stars on it. Look at that two
stars and wonder what that means.
Speaker 2: Well, generals wear stars, don't they.
Speaker 8: Hey, that's right, Anna, and you got two two stars.
Andrew you was a major general?
Speaker 2: Is huh? Oh?
Speaker 9: Boy?
Speaker 2: That shows hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it,
hold it. What's the matter?
Speaker 7: You was a major general on the chairs, but on
your sleeve he was only.
Speaker 1: A corpor Yes, and now look here. It must be
some other reason for them two stars.
Speaker 8: Oh we wait a minute, I remember now, yeah, I
remember the thing, reading it in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: One, yeah, you know what that little beds there with
the two star.
Speaker 7: I remember reading it in the paper that said them.
Speaker 8: Stars means battles that you was in. Oh I do, yeah,
And we better decide what them battles was. Now in
case the Sylvia Adams asked you, now, let me think,
let me see you now what the battle?
Speaker 2: How about bunker Hell?
Speaker 8: There you go again. How can you say something stupid
like that? And the Battle of Bunker Hill wasn't in
this war, and.
Speaker 2: Or it wasn't Nord was in the Last World War?
Speaker 6: Well, well, where can I say the battle was I
gotta know where I've been fighting. I know what the
teller teller you fought in the Battle of Sicily.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, where is Sicily?
Speaker 1: I know what it was coming? I knowed it was coming.
Speaker 7: Ain't those stories you ever been as ignorant.
Speaker 1: As you is?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 8: If I was your lieutenant, dot, have you peeling potatoes.
Speaker 1: For the rest of the war?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, where is Sicily?
Speaker 8: Listen, dumb, Here Sicily is in the northern part of France.
Cicely and France in the northern part. Now, come here,
look on the war here on the map. Heere, I'm
sure Now Lemba's playing the thing to you with my finger.
Speaker 1: Now look at here, cis lord to be ready about.
Speaker 8: Now there's the northern part of France, now Sicily or
ought to be read about.
Speaker 1: See there's the northern port.
Speaker 6: We got you, now, hey, kingfish, Wait a minute, look
way down here by Italy there's since Le all by itself.
Speaker 1: Where right there?
Speaker 7: Hm moved it right out of France, didn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Never mind, I'll think it's something to tell her when
I sees that.
Speaker 8: Now look here when you walk into it, though, Now,
when you walk in her house.
Speaker 1: Act military like a soldier. Yeah.
Speaker 7: The more military you is, the most you'll believe you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, I better be getting on over there. One more
thing now, now, look at you. Don't look like a
soldier with them side burns on your face. There, You
better get yourself a military haircut.
Speaker 6: Yeah all right, I'll go right over the shortage barbershop
and get.
Speaker 7: One and listen on it till this thing blows over.
Speaker 8: Let people think you as a real soldier that goes
for Shorty too.
Speaker 6: Leave it to me, Kingfish. I'll see you later. Look, Shorty,
don't look surprised. I've been in the army since last week.
I as a real soldier.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and you as a carple too. They should move
you up fast than.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 6: All you got to do is look at me and
you'll see why.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you should make a good soldier. You are a
perfect fighting man.
Speaker 9: You get to tip. Didn't look for the army, sit
and lucky to get you. They're taking anybody into.
Speaker 6: It, is that, so listen there was plenty glad to
get me and boy a show feel.
Speaker 2: Great being in the military service.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 12: I was in the Navy one I enlisted in the
war of nineteen twenty five.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, shorty, there was no war in nineteen
twenty six.
Speaker 9: That's why I enlisted. It was safer.
Speaker 2: So you was a sailor. Huh shure?
Speaker 1: They Yeah.
Speaker 9: But I didn't like it though, Andy.
Speaker 12: I had to sleep in a hammet for three years
and I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 9: And I found out what was wrong?
Speaker 2: Well, what'd you find out?
Speaker 9: You know something?
Speaker 12: You're supposed to hang both ends of the hammet from
the same hook.
Speaker 6: Well, listen, I ain't got no more time left for talking.
Let me put my helmet down here and get up
in your chair. I want you to give me a
military haircut you do, Yeah.
Speaker 1: What kind of a military haircut does you want? Andy?
Speaker 2: What kind of you got?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 12: First, they're the regular one where I cussed their hair
right down there by the half ends. Then they're the
extreme where the extreme where I cussed their hair down
to the scalp. And then they're they're permanent.
Speaker 2: Military haircut is permanently.
Speaker 12: Yeah, no cutting, I just uproots the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Well, give me the regular one, shorty, plugging them clippers
and make it snap.
Speaker 9: It okay, and here we go, Sugar a bumby scalp.
Speaker 6: Shorty, hurry up and finish the haircut with this.
Speaker 9: I'm doing this death. I can't and it, but it
won't take long. With the clippers, I'll be shooting just
a second.
Speaker 6: There you shorty. You didn't take too much off the top,
did you?
Speaker 3: Oh? No?
Speaker 12: I left another on top of so you so you
could you still have about a mench and half.
Speaker 1: I left a big wave up there, just like you.
Speaker 9: Got plenty of hair up there.
Speaker 13: You you can penny, Hello, baldy.
Speaker 1: Lad is.
Speaker 3: This is they of a bride.
Speaker 4: My name's Sally Shephard, I mean missus Jones, call me SALLYE.
Speaker 3: Sally really got a load of wedding presents and how.
Speaker 4: Got a big silver tray from Aunt Florence, a beautiful
tablecloth from cousin Ruth, and a lovely check from Uncle Jonathan.
Speaker 3: But the one thing she wanted, really needed, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't get, couldn't get. There weren't any washing machines to.
Speaker 3: Be had, so wash day after wash day, Sally rubbed
and Sally scrubbed. But Sally's wash well, it wasn't what
you'd call terrific. But then came the dawn. Sally found
out about Rinso lovely.
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much pleasander Rinso soaks my clothes clean.
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White clothes are not just white, but Rinso white. Washable
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No wonder. Sam doesn't mind clothes washing these days.
Speaker 4: Don't mind during the dishes either. Rinzo slicks them up
in far less time, and Rinso's easy on my hands.
Speaker 3: Besides, Ladies, try a Rinso on the dishes tomorrow the
next wash day for a wash that's rinsol white and
rinso bright.
Speaker 1: It it.
Speaker 14: It it it, Hello Hello Sylvia, Oh hello Joan.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 14: Sylvia? What says I hear about your getting married? Somebody
saw your trousseau shopping. It's true, Joane.
Speaker 15: Remember John Winters. Well he's coming back on furlough in
two weeks and we're gonna get married John Wunters.
Speaker 14: While Sylvia I had an idea, you're gonna marry Andy Brown.
Andy Brown. Oh, Joane, I haven't completely.
Speaker 15: Lost my mind. Or I did go out with him
once or twice. As a matter of fact, he just
called to say he was gonna drop over here, but
I've never given him a serious thought.
Speaker 14: Well that's wonderful about you and Johnny, Sylvia. Oh, thank you, Joane.
Speaker 15: And when Johnny gets back or there's somebody at the door, Jones,
that must be Andy now, but I'll talk with you
over the weekend.
Speaker 14: Okay, Sylvia, goodbye?
Speaker 4: Hemmy, why Andy that outfits?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 14: Come in?
Speaker 2: Okay? Forward mark one, two, three four?
Speaker 1: Half this myth?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I am, Oh.
Speaker 4: Andy, I don't understand why you went in the army
last week.
Speaker 2: I was always in the army.
Speaker 6: It was just that they put me in civilian clothes
for a while doing secret service work.
Speaker 4: Oh what kind of secret service were I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was so secret that didn't even tell me. Well
sit down, Oh yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I'll take
off my hat.
Speaker 14: I'll take it.
Speaker 6: Oh, never mind, I'll just toss it over here on
the table. Oh me, I forgot to add on my helmet. Sorry,
I busted that base.
Speaker 15: Oh that's all right.
Speaker 5: Oh, what.
Speaker 4: How is it? That you wearing a helmet around New
York Andy.
Speaker 14: When most of the fellas just were overseas cats.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well they probably ain't been the thick of
it like irons. That's where you really get used to
a helmet.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 6: Up at the battlefront, a helmet is like a second
home to a soldier.
Speaker 2: He washes in it, he does laundry in it. He
even cooks in it, cooks in it. Oh show.
Speaker 6: I can remember lots of nights when I have been
cooking supper and my helmet over the campfire. Suddenly the
bugle pros charge the enemy, and I'd go in a
hand to hand fighting with a head full Irish stew.
Oh yeah, I'd be comba dumplings out of my hair
for weeks.
Speaker 4: Well this is very interesting, and come sit here on
the sofa with me and tell me more.
Speaker 2: Oh said on the sofa. You know that reminds me.
Speaker 6: A buddy of mine was sitting on the sofa with
a gal and they preposed to her and then retreated.
Speaker 2: She was going to sue him for breaching promise.
Speaker 6: What happened, Well, she found out that she couldn't see
him on account of you can't sue a man in uniform.
Speaker 2: How you like my uniform?
Speaker 14: Oh, I've noticed it and I think it's very nice.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, regulation khaki, brass buttons and soup proof.
Speaker 15: Oh Andy, you don't have to stand sit down here
on the sofa.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, that law about not being able to sue a
man in uniform show is funny in it you got
a clear picture of the thing.
Speaker 15: Oh yes, I understand, certainly good.
Speaker 2: How about a kiss, honey, Andy.
Speaker 14: We'll say. Oh, I just had a thought, you know,
I'd like you to meet my.
Speaker 4: Father, and now you just wait here minute.
Speaker 3: He's right in the next room.
Speaker 15: I'll go right with you.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Oh boy, everything's working out. Grave Gabby Show
had an idea there, but Gal's not being able to
sue a man in uniform. Eyes in the clear. Now
having this uniform on it really saved the day. I'd
even prepose to her again, you know.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, a Corporal.
Speaker 14: Brown, I'd like to have you meet my father, Major Adam.
Speaker 2: Hello, Corporal glad.
Speaker 1: To know you.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh is you a real soldier? A real soldier?
Speaker 15: Oh, Jenny, Well, you had to change carpor Brown a
few minutes.
Speaker 10: I must kind put to make up on me too.
Speaker 2: I'll go with you.
Speaker 6: Oh, sit down, carpor. Yes, I'd like to talk to
a soldier that has a cafee ribbons on that you have.
I see by your shoulder pats there that you're in
the artillery. Oh yes, ah, yes about a mobile unit.
Speaker 2: Mobile? Well, some of the boys are from Mobile. Most
something from Birmingham.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 6: Your soldiers certainly have a sense of humoro.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: I'll say one thing though. From those campaign ribbons you're wearing,
you've certainly done a lot of fighting. Oh, yes, sir,
they usually call me and gut a brown. Yes, sir,
I've really been in a lot of battles on the
Western Front, the Western Front. According to those campaign ribbons,
you did all your fight in the South Pacific. I did, hm,
no onond of them Germans. I shot looks so splendy eyed.
Speaker 2: Brown.
Speaker 6: You're really quite a kidder. Say wait a minute, is
that an oak leaf cluster?
Speaker 1: I see there?
Speaker 2: Oh no, so no, so that's drainiums. I busted the
base with my helmet.
Speaker 5: No, no, I mean on your chest.
Speaker 6: Oh oh oh, on my chest. H Well, nice to
meet up with you, Major. Say goodbye to silvery from it.
When I got to rush back to camp.
Speaker 2: I see what camp are you stationed at?
Speaker 1: Uh? What camp? I stationed at?
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 6: Well, you go out your I don't know how to
explain it. Uh, it's in that direction. And uh but
I got I got you to rush right over there though, right,
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is it possible that
you're stationed at Camp Upton?
Speaker 2: Camp Upton?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so that's the one. Yeah, and I was late.
I'm going to direct there now.
Speaker 6: Well that's where I'm stationed. Oh it tis uh, yes,
And I have great news for you too. What's that
I'm driving back of my car right now, and I'll
take you with me, Amost.
Speaker 8: That was a great idea I had about have an
end and make believe he was a soldier.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: By the way, Kingfish, where he is? And he went
over to see Sylvia Adams in the uniform yesterday and.
Speaker 1: None of us have seen him since. Well it's possible
to wait a minute, pore and I'll get it.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, Kingfish.
Speaker 1: Oh and where's you? Where's you been.
Speaker 2: As a Camp Upton camp?
Speaker 1: What are you doing there?
Speaker 6: Well, it seems that Sylvia's father is a major at
Camp Upton, and I told him I was stationed there too,
so he insisted on driving me back here.
Speaker 2: And they think guy's in the army.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, how can they think that, Andy, You ain't
got no papers or nothing.
Speaker 6: Well, they say that when fellows from overseas gets back
sometimes their papers is a month late in arriving. And
you know I got them overseas campaign ribbons on.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well I don't worry. That'll feed yourself out, Andy.
But the most important thing is Sylvia Adams convinced that
you are super proof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows she can't sue me with this uniform on.
Speaker 1: Oh good, and it good.
Speaker 7: Then the whole thing was really a great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except for one thing.
Speaker 16: Oh what's that My battalion leaves for overseas in two hours,
Amos and Andy will be back again in just a moment.
Speaker 3: Are Insol Whitewater with eve Arensol Brightwah with safety.
Speaker 9: Rin As it can be.
Speaker 1: Rinto r I G H T.
Speaker 6: Yes, Rinso keeps your colors dirt wash so white.
Speaker 7: Here's great advice.
Speaker 1: You can't go wrong.
Speaker 15: Rinso quick.
Speaker 1: Rinso wash song.
Speaker 3: Rinso is easy on you, easy on your washabulls gives
results that can't be beat. So make next wash day
or insol washed day. And now here are amoson Andy.
Speaker 1: Well and the old boy put it there? Put it there?
Huh hey you so you finally got out of do
on me?
Speaker 2: Huh yeah. I convinced him that I wasn't no soldier.
Speaker 7: Well, you wasted a couple of days over the camp.
Speaker 6: Oh, they wasn't wasted. I'm a cute little whack over there.
Oh you know I had you make out well, I
got another pink campaign ribbon.
Speaker 3: Be sure to be with us again next Friday evening
at this same time when the makers of Rinso will
again present the amoson Andy Show. This program is broadcast
to our armed forces all over the world. This is
Harlow Will saying good night to all of you from
all of us. Say, ladies, would you deny your own
boy medicine if he were ill? Help, if he needed help?
You know, the waist kitchen fats you save and turn
into your butcher are used for military medicines, military supplies.
Those waist fats are urgently needed. And if you're not
saving every drop you possibly can, you may be denying
your own fighting man help. It is in your power
to give. Save every drop of used fat. Take it
to your butcher regularly. He'll give you four cents and
two red points for every pound.
Speaker 1: It's only human to perspire. Everybody does.
Speaker 3: Smart people know that no one is safe from bo.
That's why they use Life Boy in their daily bath.
It gives all over head to toe protection and it's
lasting protection. Remember, Life Boy is the only soap that's
especially made to stop
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