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Speaker 1: Boys are back in town. Welcome to the podcast, Episode

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number three hundred and nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how many episodes have there been?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, today we're talking about WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth,

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nineteen ninety two.

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Speaker 2: Yes, infamous episode where one Shawn Michaels betrays one Rocker

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Marty Jeannetti. The Rockers are no longer a duo as

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of this show, and we're gonna see how that all

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plays out here on this episode of Wrestling Challenge.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into that, we have some Deadlock updates.

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Speaker 2: Watch this is up now on the Patreon that's patreon

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dot com slash Deadlock PW and the five dollars and

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above here watch this is our weekly watch. Long we

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pick a match, we watch it, we have he he's

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ha has or maybe the match kicks when we say

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wow this yeah, they could be plenty of reactions Tony

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and this one, Oh it's a yeah. That's usually one

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of the reactions on this. This one is a mystery

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who knows what's up right now? It's a gotcha machine

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of fun, so check it out. Watch this is up

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right now on the Patreon SGH for the month of October.

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It's Boy's Choice Everybody horror style. We're gonna find a spooky,

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scary movie to watch on the Patreon this month, and

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who knows what it could be. It could be something

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that sucks us, like that one nightmare on Elm Street

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that James I'll be watched. Which one was that?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Anyone that doesn't have Wes Craven could be that one. Again,

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who knows what it could be. But what about the glove.

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I mean, that was a horrible, horrible scene didn't make

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any sense.

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Speaker 1: The map says we're fucked.

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Speaker 2: I mean that scene took so long, It's like ten

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minutes of him fun can controlling this guy with a

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video game controller doesn't make any sense? World Like, why

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can they see this happening?

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Speaker 1: None of this made the screaming in motion.

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Speaker 2: Also in the ten dollars and above tier is a

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new Retro Sink episode one oh one is up there

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right now, so go on over check that out. David

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makes that bi weekly that's in the ten dollars and

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above tier as well. DPW Deadlock Pro Wrestling. That is

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our pro wrestling company, and we have the biggest show

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of the year coming up, Super Battle this Sunday, October nineteenth, Charlotte,

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North Carolina at the Grady Cole Center. Tickets are still available. Yeah,

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we don't want to miss this one. Yeah, huge show.

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We got Roger Strong against Eric Stevens Steel Cage match.

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The dp to B World Championship on the line, as

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Adam Priest defends against the twenty twenty five Carolina Classic

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winner Jake Something. The Deep to Be Women's World Championship

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also on the line, Nicole Matthews defends against the twenty

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twenty five Battle of the Best winner Queen am Nada.

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For the first time ever, DPW has a ladder match

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that tag titles on the line, the World Tag Team

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Championships Online. His Miracle Generation puts the titles up against

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Violences Forever, the Warhorsemen, and the grizzled Young Veterans. Leon

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Slater returns to face many low and much much more.

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DPW tix dot Com. That's DPW Super Battle, October nineteenth, Charlotte,

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North Carolina, the Grady Cole Center. Don't you miss it

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or else James is gonna have to get in your

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face and say something crazy.

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Speaker 1: The map says we're fucked get in or get the

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fuck out, all right, now at the time for the

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Patreon shout out segment five dollars tier Sebastian Scott, the

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ski woe Ism. Oh my god, it's Anthony Richard Oakes,

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just coy Hey, Tony, I'm heading to Des Moines this weekend,

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eat at the Rook Room and play some pretty pretty

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princess John blood Is.

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Speaker 4: That is John blood Is. I think that's like a

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gaming friend cafe lounge thing. I never been.

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Speaker 2: No, like a bar board game, like you go there to.

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Speaker 4: Play video game or play board games there.

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Speaker 2: I think, Okay, the Rookroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, you would invite the rock to

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the rook Room and you want to play pretty pretty

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princess naked Midian hitting Bronco buster. Yeah in val Venus voice, Well, ladies,

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if you like six seven, then you should know that

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the big Valbowski is six seven out of this company. Dude,

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I mean nothing.

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Speaker 2: Nothing shocked me more than Daniel's saying fucking get out

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of our company last week.

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Speaker 1: Dante Edwards, Owen, Fredo Santana, Andrew Payton, Jermou, I am

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on her v un l ip powder keg versus dim

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sum Match on WCW versus nWo World Tour on Nintendo

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sixty four, with a surprise runout by Yes Chase Richards

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Sun Come I love that game, Pickle Rick Mondo.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, come I live at davisis.

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Speaker 1: Ten dollars here b r h E.

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Speaker 2: All right have.

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Speaker 4: It does have an explanation at the end, so you

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get the.

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Speaker 1: Cock break Kid Gianna, Michaels, Jamie McKay der, Decal Not

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doy and Yale Thomas him. Hi, my name is Eric.

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gold Dust, Dildo Ladder, David Super Delphin, Joe Mann, Rains Trader,

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bug Bag, Dobby Allen in DeFord F one fifty with

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it at least twelve hundred pounds of still beams, Bretton

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cowboy hat. Jacob Grimace, Noah Casper Stone, Cold Plumber, Ichi Bon,

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Trey Braxton, Joshlyn, Brad Kohliman, Jack Colorton, Mike Inestimate Wrestling

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with the Wicked Ben Edging Expert, Call me Bobby, don't

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miserd ten dollars, deer H Cohen, James, Mike Rocock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, got you. He got you so good there, Dom.

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Speaker 1: If I told you he didn't get me. Alf Jane

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Cool fifty, Elijah Newcombe, Lance made Well, She chic abdul

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My Bashir until I Rockock come, John Koli Nane. My

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wife is selling the stipulation. My wife is selling the

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stipulation of our divorce by kicking me out. Just wait

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until I tell her it's a work. You'll get her

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brother Austin Stanley, it's Corvid. I have returned, and I'm

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gonna be honest. I can't think of anything funny this time. Oh,

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get out of here then, rich Chase Sard's son and

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her son, Richard's son and HER's son, Manu, Max Warnken

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the real Big Rob, Zach Dargu, d K Soul. Yeah yeah,

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Johnny says gnarly so often he could become the newest

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member of Cat's Eye.

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Speaker 2: Is that good?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea Chase.

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Speaker 5: And Darson, Aaron good Man, Heel Ghost I always thought Goldberg.

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Speaker 1: Eats corn the long way meant that it took him

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a really long time to finish it all.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what else would it mean?

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Speaker 1: Is this your deal, Lucifer. That's why this ring of

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hell is in the damn shape of sin because of

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bullshit like this.

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Speaker 2: Hhh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Serene Caffeine, don't read this name who what are

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you doing? Stop reading this? Or Tony and Johnny are

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gonna be sent to twenty ten raw.

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Speaker 2: No, come on, dude, that's bad enough.

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Speaker 1: Julian I am the great Cornholio he he And Johnny

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I request TP for my bung hole because you smell

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like my bung hole. He he, I am Cornholio.

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Speaker 2: No, we got that part. I understand the Cornolio part.

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Speaker 1: Ricky Roberts, Joshi Pooh, Randy Jackson, Jackson, Obi, Sean Kenobi,

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Russell Williams, jerrold k underscore attention all Deadlock fans. Today

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is Penis Inspection Day, no exceptions. Fifteen dollars tier Anton

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nasty Chavez at the gym sweating now extracurriculars. It's al

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has the megazord and is threatening to kick my ass.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what a fuck? Wow wows champus.

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Speaker 1: Up?

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Speaker 2: Sign up to the Patreon Well I beat James with hammers?

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Thank you? All right?

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Speaker 1: Let us get into WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth, nineteen

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ninety two.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, a first of course for us. As we

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mentioned at the top here, never reviewed a Wrestling Challenge

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episode yet, and it is the episode where Shawn Michael's

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turns on Marty Janetty. Can you believe that? Why would

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he do it? We don't know. We'll have to find out.

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There is some lex sligre to be talked about here. James,

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by the way, because time to talk about the observers.

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So this is a combination of things from Reddit Sports

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Circle and Scott's blog A doom from The Observer, January sixth,

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nineteen ninety two. Inside Edition steroid story should air by

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the time you read this. Meltzer hasn't seen it yet,

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but the word is that it has potentially be significantly

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damaging to the WWF and haul Cogan in particular. It's

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considered such a big story that Inside Edition put their

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top producers on it and say that it has been

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examined by their lawyers more than any other story they've

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ever run to ensure they don't get sued. WWF has

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refused to respond to it, saying it's a dead issue

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because of the company's new steroid testing policy.

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Speaker 4: New policy that's weird new well, you know, like they

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right now, they just thought on their own themselves, we

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should just do this new policy.

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Speaker 2: No need to test. If anyone has we're making them

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do it. Speaking of steroids, doctor Zaharian was finally sentenced

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last week to three years in federal prison, two years

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of probation for each of the twelve counts, a twelve

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seven hundred dollars fine, and a forfeiture of his three

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point seven million dollar office slash condo because the jury

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ruled that it was used for committing drug distribution crimes. Sorry,

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he was facing a possible forty four year sentence. He

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probably lucked out.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Deathmatch would have done an episode back then with

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doctor Zoltar whatever his name is.

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Speaker 2: One one. We just watched World War Three which was

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in ninety five, which I think, which is funny. Was

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during that show, mean Gene says, Hey, call my hotline,

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I'll tell you who's on steroids. Well, I guess the

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steroid thing goes on for a minute. By all accounts.

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More to info here and a recent TV taping WW

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film and Angle where mister Hughes ran PN news Yeah

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into the ring post and damage his eye. The reason

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for this is because there was an altercation in a

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bar between PM News and Rick Rude, which News came

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out on the losing end of. Apparently, Rick Rude was

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arm wrestling people and PM News was challenged to use

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both of his arms to only one of Rud's and

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he still couldn't beat him. Somehow, this led to a fight,

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leading to the News getting a black eye. Meltzer says

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that even though other bigger guys might look stronger, aside

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from maybe Scott Norton. There's probably not anyone of the

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business who could beat Root in an arm wrestling match.

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That's fucking unfortunate. I thought it was gonna be another

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story where, you know, for some reason, there's always stories

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of wrestlers getting their ass whooped by ten to fifteen Marines.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, biker the Marines, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bikers. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: There's dude, even worse. You lose, You lose arm wrestling

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and then you get your asskicked. That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: From The Observer, January tenth, nineteen ninety two. Just a

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couple of things here to wrap this up here in

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the top story. Inside Edition did end up doing a

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massive story on the steroids scandal in WWF, including a

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massive hatchet job on Haul Cogan, who, it turns out,

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and you might want to sit down for this one,

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is a huge liar when it used a shiller steroids

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during his career. O't go this liar is somehow yeah,

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I mean, like you know, it's people reporting things, right.

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So Hogan, who uses supposedly a shitload of steroids during

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his career, according by in fact, Tony Billy Graham says

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that he personally injected Hal Coogan on several occasions. Now

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we're just gonna start believing anybody. Billy Graham, I mean,

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he stole everything from all cocin Lex Luger, as you

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mentioned before, James officially gave notice to w CW that

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he's done after the Super Proho, what when are you getting?

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Is it this weekend? Or do you think oh, Saturday super.

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Speaker 4: What's he called?

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Speaker 2: Holy shitty? Pulls the shirt off me. It's fucked up.

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So he's done after the Super Broad Vapor View, although

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his contract doesn't expire until March of ninety three. The

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hot rumor, which is denied by Vince McMahon, another notorious

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not liar, is that like to join the World Bodybuilding

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Federation for something like six hundred thousand dollars a year.

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He would then move to the WWF after the year

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is up. Luger's story is he's taking a year off

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to open a gym, and he's generally sick of the

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lifestyle and once out of wrestling. And it's funny because

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we were like just talking again about Luger leaving WWF

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and here in a few years, so he is jumping

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around quite a bit. And I mean like, I mean

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he went to opening a gym. Not a bad idea

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for a guy like Lex Luger. I don't know if

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he end up doing it.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of wrestling guys back then open gyms.

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I feel like I've heard that quite a few times

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from like top guys in that era. No, it's not

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a bad idea at all. Yeah, I mean, like, if

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you look like that, you've been on TV. You know,

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it's an easy advertisement to get people to come.

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Speaker 2: It was my idea first, dude, that is hit for

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the Observer. Now let's talk about WWF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth,

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nineteen ninety two.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Wrestling Challenge. We are in

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corpus Chrissy, Texas for this event. Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby

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Heenan are our commentators for the evening Legendary are in

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front of a green screen.

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Speaker 2: No way, that's come on, that's real? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I mean good use of resources here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it actually is fucking actually super smart, especially

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for ninety two Wrestling Challenge. I actually don't know how

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many of these I've ever watched.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I've really watched any of them

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unless it was in a compilation or something sure like

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the moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's actually not easy to find them either

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like wwe like on the network or Peacock or whatever

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you may have and on they only have like the

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like two years of the end of the eighties of

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these like this episode in particular, can't fucking find it

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on any of their shit. So had had to go

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back in time and watch it in person, on which

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we all did. We did it together three points of

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the time machine went back to Warren Marty of a

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lot of things.

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Speaker 1: So Bobby Heenen says that in just one week they

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will crown a new WWF champion at the nineteen ninety

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two Royal Rumble.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even realize that it was around this time

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because we've watched that for the Patreon We have watched

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it full, the nineteen ninety two Royal Rummos. So you

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can check that out on patroon dot com, slas deadlock,

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PW that's SGH tier ten dollars and above tier. Check

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that out. It was a fucking great time. That's the

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one spoilers that Rick Flair wins. Heenen says, the palms

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of my hands are soaking wet, they're itchy, my knees

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are knocking. That's me during the pot. There's a lump

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in my throat, and in a week they're gonna crind

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a new WA champion. He's gotta be the man that's

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tough and being able to take it. He's got to

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look like a champion. He's gotta dress like a champion.

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When he walks down the street through the airport, they say,

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there's the w AF champion. These are all the things

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that Hogan said when he came into t naw Es.

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Speaker 4: The war lord.

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Speaker 2: Ky like me is look at that to the Berserker

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and says, this annoying bastard should be the top guy here.

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If he's if the berserkers walking through an airport, I'm

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not fucking going to the airport that day. I'm going home.

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Fuck this guy. He even says, there's only one man.

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That's the man. I'm the financial advisor.

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Speaker 1: Of which you know that's a loaded job.

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Speaker 2: Didn't do a great job a lot. I mean maybe

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it wasn't his fault. The financial advisor. Rick Flair should

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be a I mean that's a four men job. Uh,

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and he says, yes, humanoids, you guessed it. It's Rick Flair.

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They'll winner of the World on bo oo and Gorilla says,

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that's what we're thinking. Brain twenty nine other guys are

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thinking the same way, and he says, everybody, get ready

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and get your woo's ready. If you know what I mean.

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What does it mean that.

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Speaker 1: You know what he means? No, we all know what

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he means.

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Speaker 2: Tony, I don't know what he means. Tony, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Tony gets it.

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Speaker 1: Look, I mean seeing Bobby Heenan Green screened with a

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Gorilla mine soon doing the lou was insane. Like seeing

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this at the beginning of the show, I was like,

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all right for a good one tonight.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, I mean, like it's again we talk about

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these like older, you know, shows older because we're fucking old.

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There's such a charm to them, like they're not things

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that I like. If I was watching it because I

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wanted to see like the best wrestling ever, I'm not

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fucking turning on Wrestling Challenge, but like I could see

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why people watch this, and to be fair, James mean

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the great point, I think we were just having this talk.

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I was like, oh, you know, I can see why

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people watch that. James says, well, what the fuck else

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start they gonna watch?

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Speaker 1: I totally forgot that we even thought about that.

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Speaker 2: What else are you gonna watch? Like, there's not many

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options and this is probably like one of the best

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options for this, which I mean is true.

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Speaker 1: Of course, these guys are stars. What other people exist

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on TV? So the w WF Wrestling Challenge actually has

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a TV intro. I was surprised for some reason, I

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don't know why and what an.

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Speaker 2: Intro was, showing all the greats like Hogan doing the

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leg drop earthquake killing a guy with an inside out clothesline.

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That was awesome. Uh, Jimmy snook A doing his ship

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skids there the Rockers do a double drop kick. I

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mean they got the goddamn I mean like every move

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had the fucking macho t sound effects on every hell

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ship I wrote all caps here, nasty boys moves, hell no.

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And then Hawk Gorilla press slam to the Flora. Hell yeah,

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fuck you.

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Speaker 1: I mean that was like legit the exact zandiggle. That

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shit was funny. Well, guess what tonight we get all

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the stars, we get Roddy Piper, We get the Undertaker. Oh,

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we get Jake Roberts. Oh, sorry that he's made of it.

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Speaker 2: We get with the match he has.

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Speaker 1: I know, we got the barber's shop with the Rockers,

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and we have the New Foundation.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you know what if you just watched the

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show and didn't want to investigate it all, and I

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don't know if you guys did, These guys are facing

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just the most unknown wrestling of all time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually had to look it up because they

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didn't even say their names. The only name that I

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heard on the whole show was the last guy, Larry

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lou Dan or whatever. Oh Louis Pioli.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they say the first guy's name too, but there's

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a few of these were like I didn't even understand it,

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or they.

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Speaker 4: They don't even name it. I just have question mark

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question mark question marker indo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I believe the opening match. You can correct

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me if I'm wrong here Undertaker versus Scott Baso.

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Speaker 2: That's okay. I first wrote Scott Psycho, and then I said, well,

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that's probably not right. Does sound cool? Though?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Scott's either Bezo Scott Bezos Scott Boso, either one

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of those Scott Bezos.

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Speaker 1: It sucks. Undertaker kills this guy. Well, Undertaker, of course,

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I mean he gets his whole grand entrance right, he

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has Paula with him, he's got the hat.

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Speaker 2: Sadly, uh no, Scott Bezo entrance, Like, I mean, how

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do you build up new stars if you don't give

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him an entrance?

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Speaker 4: Dude? They show Taker, then they show Scott Bezo, and

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I go, oh no, hell no, this guy is screwed.

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There's Fay.

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Speaker 1: People in ninety two watched it like that too. They

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tuned in and they see Undertaker coming to the ring

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and he's facing Scott Bezo. Oh hell no, he's not.

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Speaker 2: There's a kid in an Undertaker shirt that they show.

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They show him again like a wider shot, and the

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kid is like thumbs downing as Undertaker get the ring.

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Speaker 4: No dude has Scott Bezo. He's like, oh fuck this guy?

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Speaker 2: No he he I mean they fucking passed out the

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Undertaker shirts for free. That kid didn't fuck with his.

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Speaker 1: So Undertaker comes down here during his entrance and he

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stands in the ring and they give him the lower third.

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It says the Undertaker. He takes the hat off. Paul

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Bear rips his tie.

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Speaker 2: Off right felt unnecessary.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that came off.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe the idea is that, you know, when he

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has a tie on, he's still like working at the busy,

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he's clopped into the creamatory, still at the tie on.

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Speaker 1: Paul Barro walked right up to him and grabbed that

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tie and ripped it right off. Man, It's just like.

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Speaker 4: Clip, what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Undertake with one tear going down his eye as this

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tie gets ripped off his chest. Well, Undertaker goozle Scott

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bezos uh whip some and then clothesline chokes, slams them

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out of his boots.

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Speaker 2: Inventing things here. Yeah, like I love that. It was

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kind of Scott Hall style.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Could see that. Yeah, but I guess he also tried

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to kill him out towards Scott.

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Speaker 2: To do that, he chokes, landing them on his head

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and hope that had permanently killed and paralyzed them and

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can get the job done. So he throttled them some.

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Speaker 4: More, pulls out of the choke and then chokes it

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again and then does some more chokes.

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Speaker 2: Fucking not well.

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Speaker 1: It goes to a picture and picture of Paul Bearer

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an Undertaker talking about their favorite cereal.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the workers and my crematory have been very busy

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for the longest cremation in history. Twenty nine bodies. Snap, crack,

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where's your tie? I mean, like that's funny as shit.

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Undertaker's gonna kill twenty nine dudes and cremate them. Wow,

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that's fucking horrible. For the atmosphere.

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Speaker 1: Is crying out for help.

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Speaker 2: Scott Bezos has to stop it.

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Speaker 1: That's what the mat should have been centered around, as

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Scott Bezos trying to stop the Undertaker from killing twenty

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nine people. Well, it goes back to the match and

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Paul Bearer is ringside going, oh, you only hear.

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Speaker 2: It because they have a camera right next to it

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his head. He's not even doing it loud.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's making a really weird face though.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, chill.

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Speaker 1: Out, cool all right. Well, Undertaker grabs him for the tombstone,

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and very funny he gives it to him whole cogain

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on the chair style.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he doesn't uh, I don't know when he starts

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doing the you know, head between the legs one. But

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this is over the shoulder tombstone here, which I always

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thought looked cool.

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Speaker 1: Did you like where he accidentally targeted Paul Bearer and

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then untargeted Paul Bar turned him around?

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Speaker 2: Well, why did he turn He was facing Hardkim.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he gets the tombstone up, he turns to

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the hard cam because Paul Bear is holding the urn,

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and then he just turns back around and does it.

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Speaker 4: The other way.

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Speaker 2: It was the beginnings of that. That's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, Just imagine that when he unlocks another.

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Speaker 2: Turn just one eighty, Undertaker, you'll do fucking just fine.

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I like this.

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Speaker 1: Tombstone, by the way, I do too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks cool. I mean he.

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Speaker 1: Traps one arm right, and uh yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: No, it is dope, and he fucking I mean Scott

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Bezos takes every bit of it.

465
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gets the three. Of course, Undertaker has

466
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,359
not been stopped. Scott Bezos, I guess you're number thirty.

467
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 2: Sadly, he will be cremated in the crematory tonight. Did

468
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,680
you see Paul Barr getting into the ring at the

469
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,240
end of the Taker match? No, so he gets into

470
00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,319
the ring. They cut away from it before anything happened,

471
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:03,160
so I don't know, like what happened here? Tony. Maybe

472
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,000
you saw it. I swear Paul Barrow gets into the

473
00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:08,720
ring with a body bag. Oh maybe maybe, Like he

474
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,960
has a big fucking thing in his hand, and I'm

475
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,279
I think you're confused.

476
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,279
Speaker 4: He had a giant tie in his hand and looks

477
00:29:14,279 --> 00:29:18,400
like a body bag. He was just.

478
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: It was big as ship.

479
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:29,759
Speaker 1: So common in some comic the tie would like turn

480
00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:32,480
people to stone or something like he would take the

481
00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:35,359
tie and put it on people the stone and they

482
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,720
would stomp them out or something.

483
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 4: That's how he kills them.

484
00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: Can we call it?

485
00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:40,359
Speaker 1: Like?

486
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,279
Speaker 2: That's got it? That can't be the name of the

487
00:29:42,359 --> 00:29:44,480
place that you take the bodies to burn them. It

488
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:46,640
can't be the crematory, Like I don't like that.

489
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: For the crematory, that's what it's called, and I don't

490
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:54,720
like it. Yeah, I mean, if you can come up

491
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:56,680
with something better, then I'm totally down to change it.

492
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,799
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'll think of something. I'll get back to you.

493
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,319
Speaker 1: Well, we have the WWF Special Report. Lord Alfred Hayes

494
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,160
is here and it's brought to you by Colisseum Home Video.

495
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,799
Speaker 2: Special Report Time. Lord Alfred for Hayes is here and yes,

496
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,720
as you said, Colosseum Home Video the exclusive distributors of

497
00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:19,839
Super Tape ninety two, which will be available Thursday, June

498
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,319
twenty third, or if you go to Alamo Draftouse, you

499
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:23,880
could probably find this in the VHS section.

500
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty badass. Yeah, I want the WWF Super Tape

501
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:29,319
ninety two.

502
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,759
Speaker 2: What do you think's on it?

503
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: Undertaker matches and I wouldn't even give a fuck. I

504
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:35,519
would just buy it. Yeah, give me that super tape.

505
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: That's a good name too. Yeah. I like anything is

506
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,759
super anything is cool, like Super Battle.

507
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: October nineteenth, Grady Cole Center's Charlotte, North Carolina, come out

508
00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:47,119
and have a good time.

509
00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:50,559
Speaker 2: Royal Rumble one week away here. Last week, Macho Man

510
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,640
his lovely Elizabeth spoke intensely of the Royal Rumble when

511
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,759
they made these provoking statements. And I don't know why

512
00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:00,279
he said they were provoking. They weren't very moking.

513
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:00,759
Speaker 4: It all.

514
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:02,839
Speaker 1: Pretty normal.

515
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,119
Speaker 2: They were like, this is actually maybe a very subdued

516
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,960
Macho Man if you really think about it, Macho Man says,

517
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,200
when the smoke clears the Rual Rumble, I will be

518
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:14,440
the winner and you, sneak Man, will be history. Dig It,

519
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,440
this is super like this is a run of every

520
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:23,519
day macho man statement. Here Lord, yeah, yeah, maybe Lord

521
00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:26,200
Alpha Hayes is just watching his first macho man promo.

522
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:29,720
It felt crazy to me, And Jean says, well, it

523
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:31,599
looks like things are really looking up at the Rumble Elizabeth.

524
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:34,200
And Elizabeth says, and I could believe Elizabeth was talking here.

525
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,799
I feel like it's rare that they have a cud

526
00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:36,160
of promo.

527
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. Usually they just throw her into the pool.

528
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: Well, she's good to loot, Elizabeth says, Speaking of sounds,

529
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,839
the one sound I like to hear at the end

530
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,559
of the Royal Rumble is the new WF champion is

531
00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:58,440
the macho man Randy Savage. Oh yeah, joking right now.

532
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:03,119
Speaker 1: The way e Lizabeth says, Oh yeah, yeah, he never

533
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:03,519
does that.

534
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh there he is.

535
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,079
Speaker 2: You should have stoped. She just run him back to

536
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,960
January of ninety two.

537
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,759
Speaker 1: That's Elizabeth, and then your pants a little to the

538
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,079
right and uh we got here.

539
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:30,599
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be a provoking statement if I.

540
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: Heard bags, Lord Alfred Hayes.

541
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 2: So we go back to Lord Alfred Hayes and he

542
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,880
says the rumble gathers more explosive momentum, and here comments

543
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,960
from three superstars who believe they have the salmona and

544
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,720
the ability to walk away with the WWF title. Now,

545
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,319
I could have picked anybody that I was hoping to

546
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,640
show up on the screen here and you know the

547
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,359
especially you know nineteen ninety two. There's a good list

548
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,319
of stars, and uh, the one they had to throw

549
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,279
first was the goddamn ir S. Like this guy sucks.

550
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,079
I hate the e in the ring, out of the

551
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160
ring in real life.

552
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we see him every

553
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,480
episode we do now I.

554
00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:12,359
Speaker 2: Know, dude, him and the nasty boys I'm seeing too

555
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,400
much of and it's really starting to be a problem.

556
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,359
I mean, VK. Wall Street, I can't take it anymore. Well,

557
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,440
he's here, and he says, only one week away to

558
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,519
the role. Rumble boss man.

559
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,559
Speaker 1: I wish that these characters, by the way, were like

560
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,119
way more on the nose, which is so funny to say,

561
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,799
but I wish they were even more on the nose

562
00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:31,200
than they are. Like I wish I R. S came

563
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,960
on the screen and was just like, hey, boss, may

564
00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:35,519
you fat suff a bitch? You do your taxes? Yet

565
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,119
probably not.

566
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,599
Speaker 2: A sheet and a sheet of people that owe money

567
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,920
to the I r S. He mean circles, Bossman. Check

568
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,559
this out, Fatty.

569
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,759
Speaker 1: If he's doing the I R S thing, go all in.

570
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:49,799
Speaker 2: You know right now, he's just a guy that has

571
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,519
grudges with wrestlers and wants to be WF champion. Why

572
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:53,519
the fuck do you want to do that?

573
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: Ye take as to the other company.

574
00:33:58,079 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: Repo Man is here, by the way, and thankfully he

575
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,240
is full gimmick James. He's still in the thing here

576
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:03,880
and he says this is gonna be great. Can he

577
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,839
believe it? I can sneak right up to the Royal Rumble.

578
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,400
No one will even know what I'm doing, but I'm

579
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,280
gonna repossess the WWF Championship. I'll take it. I'll take it.

580
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,480
He's gonna reap of the title.

581
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: At first I thought he had a grappling hook.

582
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: Batman.

583
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna sneak up and grapple hook my way

584
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,280
into the Royal Rumble. Oh yeah, hell yeah. I believe

585
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,159
he's gonna do that too.

586
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,199
Speaker 2: That's even better. He's not even in the match. He's

587
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,679
just going to I like that. British Bulldog says he

588
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,079
psyched up, pumped up.

589
00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:36,599
Speaker 1: Say that, fucking Chris Bulldog says rock Please do not

590
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,039
Rocko a dog.

591
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: If anything, if there's anything that shouldn't be taken literally,

592
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,719
it said, I'm a dog. He says. The championship is online.

593
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,400
I'm coming to the Royal Rumble and I'm gonna power

594
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,400
my way through. He looks. I mean he looks gigantic.

595
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: Yes he does, Yes he does.

596
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: I mean, like I got like this. How do you

597
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:03,719
not turn on the news and see this guy's picture

598
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,960
and say, you know what, maybe they are doing.

599
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,119
Speaker 1: Store, We're not testing this guy.

600
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 2: There's no right they you know, they got different fucking meals.

601
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: Over the international treaties that we can't violate.

602
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:19,639
Speaker 2: Lord Alfred Hayes says, you can see the World rum

603
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,559
exclusively on pay per view television. Call your local cable

604
00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:25,719
company right now. A little later, my colleague, the mean one,

605
00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:29,719
Gene Oakland, will be here to with a comprehensive WBS report.

606
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,039
The mean one that like the gold Ones.

607
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: All right, so we go to our next match of

608
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,800
the evening. Here it is the New Foundation versus.

609
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:49,079
Speaker 2: Two fucking guys, the Boys. I was like, I waited

610
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:52,000
the whole match. It actually distracted me from how much

611
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:54,519
I was trying to figure out who these fucking two

612
00:35:54,639 --> 00:35:56,760
dudes were. And I had to look it up after,

613
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:02,800
but it was be A Dalton and Dusty Days.

614
00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: Well, the new foundation, of course is Owen Hart and

615
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:11,239
Jim Knightheart. So Jim Knightheart hits a few shoulder tackles

616
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,079
here and tags in Owen, who comes in with a

617
00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:14,559
shotgun drop kick off the top.

618
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 2: That was fucking awesome. I uh, I think we've talked

619
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,519
about it before. You know, obviously Danielson does that a ton.

620
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,920
What a fucked up move like to do. I'm assuming

621
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,760
you never do that in training. If there was any

622
00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:29,800
if I had a request of like five things I'd

623
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,800
like to see you try it training, that would have been.

624
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:38,199
Speaker 1: I would have just said, uh, like, how does that

625
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,400
not suck.

626
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 2: Every bit of the way down?

627
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's a huge bump. Yeah, I don't know, Yeah,

628
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,880
a lot of adrenaline.

629
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.

630
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:52,079
Speaker 1: Well the anvil shit cans whoever that is, I.

631
00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:54,079
Speaker 2: Fucking I just know their names. I don't know which

632
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:54,440
is which.

633
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

634
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 2: The guy in the is this Yeah.

635
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,280
Speaker 1: Kind of looks like the Jerry Lawler outfit from the back.

636
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 2: Hmmm.

637
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: He argues with the ref while Owen takes a cheap

638
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,039
shot on the apron Anvil bules the dude out of

639
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:10,239
the corner and tags in Owen, who hits a snapmre

640
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,679
and a leg drop. I hate talking about wrestling and

641
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,400
not knowing who the guy is. I feel like it's disrespectful.

642
00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:17,719
I don't know why. Like I know, yeah, I know

643
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,920
they don't get anything in or do anything, but like

644
00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:22,639
they're still taking the bumps and doing shit out.

645
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,159
Speaker 4: Yeah.

646
00:37:23,559 --> 00:37:26,559
Speaker 2: Right, during this, by the way, all of a sudden,

647
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,480
Howard Finkel's fucking talking to me.

648
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:32,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. He starts doing a random radio style rundown of

649
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:34,159
upcoming WWF events.

650
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 2: It was jarring. I thought, like again, like different mics,

651
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,039
totally different mic. It was like when fucking I heard

652
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:43,440
Chris Dangerous theme on the last fucking Show. I was like,

653
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:45,719
I thought I had a different video open, and it

654
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,840
started playing Finks saying stuff. It says, uh, Wednesday night

655
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,519
to January twenty ninth, if you live in Lowell, Massachusetts,

656
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:57,239
what the hell areas? Because WF is returning to the

657
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:02,400
Lowell Memorial Auditorium, Which that's a fucking cool spot. That's

658
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,599
a cool spot that I would love to run one day.

659
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: Well, the New Foundation hits the rocket launcher and they win.

660
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,599
Speaker 2: I mean, great fucking move.

661
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: I love the rocket launcher.

662
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is if if you don't know, it's uh

663
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,559
owens on the top and Nville pretty much fucking mother

664
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,360
f and bombs on the long way and he lands

665
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,039
on a splash from the top and gets a pin.

666
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: Well, make sure to get your World Bodybuilding Federation magazine

667
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,840
and come to whatever is happening.

668
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 4: I have no idea personal fitness weekend.

669
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 2: You want to know about this, James, So let me

670
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,360
put you in a loop here, because you're gonna not

671
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,960
want to miss this. It's the ultimate personal fitness week

672
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,760
in February one and two. That's how good the months

673
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,440
in this scrib states at the WBF World headquarters in Connecticut.

674
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,079
This could be the greatest learning experience of your life.

675
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,440
Pick up your phone right now, but don't forget. You

676
00:38:54,519 --> 00:38:57,559
have to be eighteen or older to participate. So you

677
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,920
were not born in nineteen ninety two, were you? So

678
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,360
you're already behind here, So you got some catching up

679
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,679
to do. You gotta get. I mean, how much information

680
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,119
do you think you're gonna be able to consume? They're

681
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,719
already got the greatest plans that will change your life

682
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,880
going on in ninety two, and you're wasting time by

683
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,599
not being born.

684
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,199
Speaker 1: I know, it's bullshit just to think about it. I mean,

685
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,280
what really sucks is that this is all gonna come

686
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,199
crashing down soon because they're in the middle of a

687
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,159
steroid scandal.

688
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:29,119
Speaker 2: Dude, having a gigantic body building fucking branch of your

689
00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:31,719
company and then getting hit with a steroid scandal like

690
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,519
they probably could have avoided it if they didn't start

691
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:35,639
the fucking WBF.

692
00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:37,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, do you see how good these

693
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:38,119
guys look.

694
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 2: I mean, they look fantastic.

695
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: They do. While we go to the WWF event center,

696
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:48,320
Sean Mooney is here to tell us his New Year's resolution.

697
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:58,599
Speaker 4: Spoiler, he doesn't, no Tony.

698
00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 1: He treats every day like it the same day.

699
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,119
Speaker 2: He's sexy as shit and he just have to do anything.

700
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: James Storm are gonna drink and make.

701
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,039
Speaker 2: Money and meat hot chicks and put people to campus.

702
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,719
If you somehow missed our tena review last week, do

703
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:23,880
yourself a favor. Jack the Sean Mooney WBF event center.

704
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:26,239
You folks in Boston, what the hell and all the

705
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:31,400
surrounding areas, don't let New Year's Resolutions Slip Away Cats

706
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:34,639
WF Live Action eight pm in one week. Next Saturday,

707
00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:37,800
January eighteenth, at the Boston God and Six Man Tag,

708
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,320
the Legion of Doom along with Brett Hart will battle

709
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,159
the Natural Disasters and the Mounty end Halk Cogan prepares

710
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:46,360
the battle Rick Flair and right now he stands by

711
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,719
with mister Perfect and we'll hear from the Halkster as well,

712
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,159
which I was like, Oh, this is cool. I was.

713
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,599
I actually thought this was like even more interesting than

714
00:40:56,599 --> 00:40:58,840
the rumble hype stuff, Like I think, I don't know

715
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,800
if it was like, you know, so they can do both,

716
00:41:02,199 --> 00:41:04,800
but for me, it was a little jarring that they're

717
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,719
doing fucking promos on this TV show to build up

718
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,760
like what is essentially I believe the House show. Mmm yeah,

719
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:15,360
which obviously that changes, you know, going forward, But I

720
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,360
was like, oh, fuck, like these even like these shows

721
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,920
meant something because the only TV they had was this.

722
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,559
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.

723
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,559
Speaker 2: So Flair and mister Perfect are here in front of

724
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:26,880
a green screen, the Flare logo is on the green screen,

725
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,119
a lot of green screen stuff here, which was.

726
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: The technology in ninety two. Man, Like this show is

727
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,719
probably awesome. I mean I'll see rt TVs.

728
00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, this was crazy.

729
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, Flair is holding a blurt out.

730
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 4: He's got no fucking pants on or something.

731
00:41:47,519 --> 00:41:49,519
Speaker 2: Naked, but it's naked blurry.

732
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:52,159
Speaker 1: I thought it was.

733
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,280
Speaker 2: Right. He Yeah, he's holding what seems to be a

734
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,440
blurry w CW World Championship.

735
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Is that Is that what it actually is? Or is

736
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,440
it the no title?

737
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,039
Speaker 2: No?

738
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 4: H it's h Yeah, it's the tag belt. But it

739
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,480
was like the war. They made it to look like

740
00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:19,880
the world title for it. There's a name for that title.

741
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,800
I can't remember what it was.

742
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: Called title, the ww World Heavyweight Championship. But Flair's holding in.

743
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,199
They're blurring it out because you're not supposed to see it.

744
00:42:31,199 --> 00:42:33,920
But he is the real world champion. And mister Perfect says,

745
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,920
forget about to anything else you've heard about any sporting

746
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:44,880
event anywhere. Holy shit, I've already forgotten now and only

747
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,920
now the three greatest wrestling names in the w F

748
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,119
are gonna be in the ring at the same time.

749
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,280
Mister Perfect, Rick Flair, Haul Cogan, and Flair says the

750
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:57,360
title is the loser. Haul Cogain, the man whose only

751
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,880
reativa quality is the opportunity to get in the ring

752
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:06,320
with the real world's evyweight champion. Okay, come on down, baby.

753
00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:15,400
The Jeff is waiting. Hey, well, Hogan's here. He's also

754
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,880
in front of a green screen. This is a Hawk

755
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,239
Rules green screen. You know, so he's got his own

756
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,679
everyone's got their own logo, except some guys later who

757
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,920
are just in space. We'll talk about that though. Hogan says,

758
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:30,639
you know something, Haulka maniacs, Rick Flair is perfect. Might

759
00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:32,159
as well forget the marquie with their names on a

760
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,639
man going down in history. You know there are in

761
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,239
not a lot of trouble right now. Brother, I got

762
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,920
a chance to get the WWF title back at the

763
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,599
word rumble, brother, bring it back home. And Rick Flair,

764
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,280
you're gonna be an endangered species, brother, which is crazy

765
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:49,960
Flairs what like twenty seven year maybe because this is

766
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,920
my chance to eliminate you right out the shoot brother,

767
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,320
when I come to this is a shoot, brother. When

768
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,480
I come down the ring for the one on one confrontation, Brother,

769
00:43:57,639 --> 00:43:59,960
it's not gonna be Stylin profiling lear jets and limbs.

770
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,760
It's gonna be hal Cocin in his war mode. Oh

771
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:09,159
ship World War three, dude, The Manix told me to

772
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,199
get rid of your brother to take care of business.

773
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,159
That sounds evil as fuck. Then told me to get

774
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:15,599
rid of you.

775
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,159
Speaker 1: Well, he's gonna go into the Royal Rumble and poke

776
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:23,519
everyone's eyes and rake their bags. Yeah, right, like this

777
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,519
is an evil motherfucker. Well, maybe we should take him

778
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:31,400
to the crematory then, dude, never mind, do not put

779
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,519
me in the ring with that guy. Brother, don't get

780
00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:39,599
me dude, and Rick Flair. I'm a very dangerous man now. Dude,

781
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,280
I don't have the WDF title and I don't have

782
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,480
anything to lose. And you know something, brother, if I

783
00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:45,400
put that figure four leg lock on you, I'm gonna

784
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,039
hang on until there's a snap crackle and a final pop.

785
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,239
I mean, like, this is the greatest Cereal ad I've

786
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,480
ever heard on this two times snap crackle pop?

787
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Well, Ric Flair, what you're gonna do

788
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:59,960
when the Hawkster wipes you out? That's he's working on

789
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:00,400
on that one.

790
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,079
Speaker 1: Huh. Well, we head over to the ring for the

791
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,760
Berserker with mister Fuji versus Rudy Gonzalez.

792
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 2: Yes, so, Rudy Gunz. This is another one. I think

793
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,920
they didn't say the name of right, Yeah, that's right,

794
00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:16,000
Rudy Gonzalez. If you have heard that name, you might

795
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:18,599
know him because he was the co trainer of the

796
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,639
Texas Wrestling Academy, which was Sean Michael's school. Or you

797
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,719
know Danielson Spanky they came out of. That's Rudy gonzalezh

798
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,000
Berserker you might know from being Bruiser Brody.

799
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: Us us us Hus.

800
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 4: You also might know him Hus.

801
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: I'm telling you there's a lot of wrestlers I hate.

802
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,079
We've talked about him on this show. I have sure,

803
00:45:46,159 --> 00:45:51,800
I swear I've seen Berserker matches before. Okay, maybe that's

804
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,920
why because there was also a bunch of other dudes here.

805
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,719
I never want to watch this guy fucking again. This

806
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,039
is the most annoying match I've ever fucking watched in.

807
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,639
Speaker 4: Like, what makes it worse is that the crowd there's

808
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,119
they're dead silence, no.

809
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: Exactly, no pop, Like, this dude is your period. It's

810
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:20,360
a fucking three minute match, and every single fucking motion

811
00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:23,960
this guy makes, he's saying huss. He's saying huss for

812
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:26,639
the whole match. He's saying hus more than he's doing moves.

813
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,360
It's the most obnoxious thing ever, I hate this fucking guy.

814
00:46:31,159 --> 00:46:32,519
Speaker 1: So we have the Berserker here.

815
00:46:37,679 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 2: Would you like to have a bad match for?

816
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: So the Berserker is here with the sword and shield

817
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:49,320
that he doesn't use. Right, he drops them both to wrestle.

818
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,519
I'm not entirely sure why he didn't just fuck this

819
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:52,840
guy out with the broad sword.

820
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: I'm understandable he wants to win, of course, the double

821
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:04,039
behind the Berserker. Who is this fucking Nordic Viking. Yeah,

822
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:04,880
so in the.

823
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Royal Rumble he seemed like he didn't really understand anything

824
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,639
that was going on, and we thought that was kind

825
00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:13,920
of his gimmick. I mean, he has been here for

826
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,719
a minute, I feel like in the WWF.

827
00:47:16,159 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 2: Right, yes, right, and even worse, James, the fact that

828
00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:24,199
the Royal Rumble match, whereas the match that you win

829
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,519
by throwing people over the top rope, Berserker's whole thing

830
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,840
is winning by count out.

831
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll get you like this.

832
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: I hate this. I had shit.

833
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:42,639
Speaker 1: So the Berserker hits a big boot and then stumps

834
00:47:42,679 --> 00:47:44,800
around saying huss huss.

835
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 2: Hussud Like as much as we'll say it here, it's

836
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,960
ten times fucking yeare than he says huss Like. I

837
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:53,360
hate it.

838
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: Well, Berserker hits a flying shoulder tackle looks odest, looks

839
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,840
so awesome, indeed that He goes to mister Fuji and says,

840
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,480
you like that. What I meant to say was us.

841
00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:09,039
Speaker 2: He speaks English.

842
00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:18,119
Speaker 1: So Berserker hits a leg drop and walks around, saying Huss,

843
00:48:18,559 --> 00:48:21,800
that's Hogan's ship, and then he drops a knee and

844
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:28,800
says hush. Well. Berserker then says huss and he shops.

845
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: Us.

846
00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: This is important to his character. So Berserker hits a

847
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,599
body slam. Then he andre's Rudy Gonzalez into the ropes.

848
00:48:43,039 --> 00:48:48,719
He says, I'm coming, I mean Huss, watch the boot,

849
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:54,199
I mean Huss. Berserker then hits the ropes and does

850
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,119
a big boot to Rudy Gonzalez in the ropes. It

851
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:03,280
looked awesome, fantastic, fucking crazy looking. Yeah, Sadly, he does

852
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,119
it again and it doesn't look nearly as good.

853
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:09,159
Speaker 2: The second one looks like the other guy didn't know

854
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,039
it was coming, Like I don't know what happened here.

855
00:49:11,639 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: Then a radio broadcast comes onto the commentary. Randomly, they

856
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,079
go in the next states.

857
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: Hey, loel get the fuck out here, motherfucker's like, you

858
00:49:22,519 --> 00:49:25,159
don't if you want to see people that are better

859
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,800
than the Berserker, watched the Lull Show instead.

860
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:33,119
Speaker 1: So Berserker does the world's Strongest slam. He does, and

861
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,920
then he does Brody's hand sign.

862
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: You're telling me that this guy rips off bruiser Brody.

863
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,159
Speaker 1: And there he fucking throws Rudy Gonzalez over the ropes,

864
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,360
bellied to backstile to the fucking floor.

865
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? That was crazy. Also, again, this

866
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:52,639
guy's in the Royal Rumbold.

867
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,079
Speaker 1: Was confused about the concept, and he wins by count out,

868
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,960
wins by count outs while yelling huss through the entire

869
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,480
of that part.

870
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 2: The rough counts to ten. He's hustling the entire time.

871
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,880
Fuji gets into the ring and then instructs the Berserker

872
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,840
to hit the ropes and then take a back bump.

873
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,079
I don't know what this guy is meant to be

874
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:12,800
take a.

875
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: Bump flat back.

876
00:50:16,159 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 4: Us big man? What are your nuts a s taking

877
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,639
out of your shorts?

878
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, big hole.

879
00:50:25,199 --> 00:50:30,679
Speaker 2: Us fucking hell man. Yeah.

880
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,519
Speaker 4: I don't get the gimmick either. I don't know why

881
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:33,599
he runs the ropes.

882
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,679
Speaker 1: And take It's just like fu Yeah, So I think

883
00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:40,119
I asked all these questions in the ninety two rumble

884
00:50:40,159 --> 00:50:42,480
we watched that was a little bit ago. Yeah, and

885
00:50:42,679 --> 00:50:44,800
I think I looked it up and I might be

886
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,360
remembering this wrong, but I believe he was friends with

887
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,400
Brody and it was like a you know, it was like,

888
00:50:53,519 --> 00:51:03,960
oh yeah, like trying to keep his legacy going. But

889
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:06,039
I mean, yeah, you don't have to say hust that much.

890
00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:08,000
You said hust one too many times, you know, hus

891
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:13,280
ninety one, ninety two times times it's not working. Fuck,

892
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,519
well you got a hust censes like you count my

893
00:51:16,679 --> 00:51:22,079
Husses says eighty ninety times.

894
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:33,679
Speaker 2: Man, I would have been a good angle. So now

895
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,840
we're at We're at a river and Tatanka's here, and

896
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,920
he says, uh, this river has been our home for

897
00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:39,840
hundreds of years, and it's been a source of food

898
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,920
and transportation. And now I realize, just as the river

899
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,679
flows in its own direction, I must flow in my

900
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,559
own direction. Well that Tanka says, I will be the

901
00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:49,159
river and I will carry this sacred wisdom of the

902
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,079
Indian nation to all nations. And he fucking fires up

903
00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:55,400
and he yells at the fucking river and uh, Tatanka's coming.

904
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,559
He's staring at the camera here I don't know if

905
00:51:57,559 --> 00:51:59,480
you guys felt this. I swear he just looked like

906
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,599
fucking fit Finley, like his head.

907
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,639
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, I can see, yeah, yeah.

908
00:52:07,039 --> 00:52:09,079
Speaker 2: What a career he has. And then he doesn't he

909
00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:11,199
come back to w w F to.

910
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 4: Like, dude, he has like a SmackDown run, doesn't he

911
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:15,039
He does sort.

912
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,519
Speaker 2: Of God, he comes back and feuds for like the

913
00:52:16,639 --> 00:52:17,360
tag titles.

914
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: He does do something. I just can't remember what it is.

915
00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:22,559
Speaker 4: I remember seeing it Heidenreich or something. I don't know why.

916
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,639
Speaker 2: I think everything is slugging.

917
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 4: To talka versus the miss September one, two thousand and six.

918
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,440
That's the w w W it gets to talk.

919
00:52:38,599 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 2: Is that right? It's fucking insane? Is that true?

920
00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: We have to watch it? Watch that all right? So

921
00:52:45,639 --> 00:52:49,000
now it's time for the w w F event center again.

922
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:51,079
Did you know they're having events coming up here?

923
00:52:51,639 --> 00:52:54,079
Speaker 2: If either of you want to go to some shows

924
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:56,039
in Boston? Well, boy, oh boy, do we have some

925
00:52:56,159 --> 00:52:56,920
shows in Boston?

926
00:52:57,039 --> 00:53:00,119
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Sean Mooney, Sean.

927
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:01,599
Speaker 2: Mood he wants you to go to the fucking Boston

928
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:03,440
God and the Legion of Dooms there. Didn't hear about this?

929
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,000
And Brett Hard, Tito Santana battles Ted d Bassi and

930
00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:10,000
Hulcokan collides with the so called Real World's Champion Rick Flair.

931
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:12,800
Let's go back to the six man tag battle we

932
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,360
talked about in here from both sides. So we go

933
00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:18,639
to another green screen promo and there's a WWF background

934
00:53:18,679 --> 00:53:20,280
here and the Legion of Doom and Brett Hart are here.

935
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,079
Animal says Jimmy Hart. We're gonna find out just how

936
00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:25,639
big and bad the natural disasters are. And you mouthie,

937
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,199
We're gonna see how long that yellow stripe is down

938
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,559
your back because you're looking at the waf World Tag

939
00:53:30,599 --> 00:53:33,039
Team Champions and the WAFN are countin out champion, the

940
00:53:33,119 --> 00:53:35,199
hit Man, and Brett says, you know, Jimmy Hart, you

941
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,480
in the mount he came pretty close to attempted.

942
00:53:37,079 --> 00:53:42,519
Speaker 1: Murder, and so did you, Bill Goldberg.

943
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: And don't let me forget about you, Jimmy Snow. I

944
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,519
saw you on the intro.

945
00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see your head flying in here in a minute.

946
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 2: But now I have the Legion of Doom to back

947
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,199
me up, and you're not gonna find any place to hide,

948
00:53:57,559 --> 00:53:58,719
and Hawks says, well.

949
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 6: Talking about teeth talking about that Adil disasters and then

950
00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:07,239
Maudie's teeth. Let's talk about we're gonna knock it right

951
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,679
down their throat. There's a lot of gold here, and

952
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,199
let's talk about the reason for it. We're the best.

953
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,320
I love that end line. There's a lot of gold

954
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,400
here and the reason for it is because we're the best.

955
00:54:17,639 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh fuck Itt, Yeah, I mean this is a badass

956
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,880
looking group of guys right here. I mean I like

957
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,400
this a lot.

958
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: So we go the Moltee and the natural Disasters, the

959
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,360
Jimmy Hart. The're on the green screen as well. This one.

960
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,599
They're in space. I don't know what this was supposed

961
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:32,760
to be. I thought there'd be some mountains back there

962
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,360
or something like that, or god damn Canadian flag, but no,

963
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,280
we're in space.

964
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: Dude, and that is bad ass too. John Tanta, Fred Atman,

965
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,440
and Jimmy Hart are here and the mouthy.

966
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:52,679
Speaker 2: That's to be On's mascot, the mouthie MALTI says ha

967
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,880
ha ha ha, Brett Hart showing up with the l

968
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,199
O D. Let me tell you something. I got the

969
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,320
two baddest one of the WF and Brett Hart. You're

970
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,880
telling everybody he tried to kill me. Well, I only

971
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:04,840
tickled you. Next time, I'm gonna show you what it's

972
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,280
all about. Well, Typhoon says, Jack Tunny, you're protecting these

973
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,079
whims and if they were the champions that they claimed

974
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:11,639
to be, they wouldn't have to hide behind your skirt.

975
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,639
And they put those belts on the line where they belong,

976
00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:19,599
went like a six man an earthquake. Says well, maybe

977
00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:20,920
we can't win a belt in this match, but we

978
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,760
can beat them from post to post and they all pose,

979
00:55:24,039 --> 00:55:29,239
and Typhoon says, yeah, I don't know if he meant

980
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,599
to do it. It was just twenty flexes. Yeah, comes out.

981
00:55:33,519 --> 00:55:36,199
I love these, I mean, these are these are fucking fun.

982
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,119
The green screen promos, they're there's they're not long, but

983
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,159
they tell me everything I need to know, and I

984
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,039
find out like I can tell you everyone's characters from

985
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:46,960
the twenty seconds that this goes on for.

986
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: So the next match is Roddy Piper versus Louis Speakoli.

987
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 2: And on this day Tommy Dreamer decided to be a wrestler.

988
00:55:57,599 --> 00:55:58,559
Speaker 1: Looks like Hunter Rayner.

989
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,159
Speaker 2: Oh my f I sweart of fucking God. The first

990
00:56:03,199 --> 00:56:05,239
thing I wrote Louis is just Hana Rainner.

991
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,679
Speaker 1: What the fuck if you guys go on DPW on

992
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,599
demand and watch a few of our prelim shows. Hunter

993
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,039
Rainer wrestles on those sometimes, and this guy looks just

994
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:15,559
like him.

995
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 2: He's exactly like Legit like almost made me think that

996
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,119
I need to know more about Hunter Rainder's history because

997
00:56:23,199 --> 00:56:26,199
it's fucking crazy looking. Heenen says that Piper gave up

998
00:56:26,199 --> 00:56:28,880
his announcing gig just to get prepared for the role Rumble,

999
00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:30,840
but it's not gonna do him any good because Rick

1000
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,519
Claire's gonna win.

1001
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. They mentioned that Piper has never won a title

1002
00:56:34,159 --> 00:56:36,599
in the WWF and he has a chance at the Rumble,

1003
00:56:36,639 --> 00:56:37,599
So I thought that was good.

1004
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,519
Speaker 2: That is cool. He wins the interconmental title eventually, right,

1005
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:41,280
that's the one he gets.

1006
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, Well, Heenan says, after Roddy

1007
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,639
Piper wins, he can spend twenty to thirty dollars on

1008
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,760
some new bagpipes, and mon Soon says, would you stop,

1009
00:56:53,199 --> 00:56:55,800
and he says, okay, fifteen dollars. I don't know how

1010
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,719
much they are who cares well. Louis Spaccoli takes Piper's

1011
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,880
kill and steps on it and Piper hot starts on him.

1012
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,920
I love that the hot start had an I poke

1013
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,159
in it.

1014
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,079
Speaker 2: Dude, that was so fucking funny, Like he needed to

1015
00:57:09,199 --> 00:57:11,679
get his ship install that everyone knows him for. So

1016
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,519
he is laying bombs on Louis Pacoley like punch punch

1017
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:18,159
punch punch punch stops, looks him in the eyes, pokes them. Holy,

1018
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,880
that's so fucking funny.

1019
00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: Had a great stooge runner around the ring here, so

1020
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,840
he runs around the ring, but Piper catches him and

1021
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,760
takes him down, and the camera is on the hard camera,

1022
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:33,119
so all you see is Louiscoli just eating shit. Ring

1023
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,679
side disappears. Well, there is a picture in picture of

1024
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:44,639
Virgil and he says that me will take both these

1025
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,320
guys to Olive Garden.

1026
00:57:46,639 --> 00:57:57,039
Speaker 2: And the ass fuck money. I can't, I can't fuck

1027
00:57:57,119 --> 00:58:00,360
money and meats he meets is.

1028
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: The funniest thing ever.

1029
00:58:02,239 --> 00:58:07,239
Speaker 2: I mean, legendary from Virgins, I mean fantastic Carney, I mean,

1030
00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:11,239
by all chalt he was appearance.

1031
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,519
Speaker 1: No what was that?

1032
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,039
Speaker 4: No, I don't remember.

1033
00:58:14,079 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: He was in the vignette for Chris Jericho. I think

1034
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,519
he was sole Man Jones.

1035
00:58:18,639 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 2: My god, that's fucking that's a lifetime ago.

1036
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,559
Speaker 1: That's a deep cut trained Jones is what it was.

1037
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,519
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I do remember this.

1038
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1039
00:58:31,199 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 2: So Virgil says that the Royal Rumble, we have friends

1040
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,440
versus friends, we have enemies versus enemies. But guess what

1041
00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:37,519
at the Royal Rumble and make him down to Piper

1042
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:39,360
and myself. So the way I look at the Piper,

1043
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,239
that's gonna be lights out. I'm gonna become a new

1044
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,039
champion and we'll still be friends. Okay, good, good promo.

1045
00:58:45,199 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: Actually I was surprised.

1046
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked the fucking because you know we're I

1047
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,599
mean what this is only the third or fourth Rumble,

1048
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,719
so like the concept are still you know, getting people

1049
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,280
used to of fucking. Anybody can fight anybody, and that's

1050
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,119
you know, they kind of a home here. No good promo,

1051
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:01,519
I agree.

1052
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: Piper brings his kilt to the middle and tells Speccoli

1053
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,760
to apologize.

1054
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: Dude, he says, fold it and apologize, and Louis Speccoli

1055
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,360
is on his knees begging off, folding the thing, and

1056
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,440
then Piper one second he looks away and Loui Ppacoli

1057
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,159
gets up and punch him.

1058
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,719
Speaker 1: That's great. Piper ends up grabbing the sleeper, hold off

1059
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,960
the ropes, and Louis Paccoli is out. Piper gets the kilt,

1060
00:59:28,079 --> 00:59:30,079
puts it in his face and then pins him with

1061
00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:32,000
his knee on his throat for the three.

1062
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 2: Gets the fucking win, and Louis Paccoli will now go

1063
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,679
work for Paul.

1064
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,199
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the barber shop with Brutus

1065
00:59:43,559 --> 00:59:46,760
the barber beefcake mmm, yes, and.

1066
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,639
Speaker 2: His guests, of course, the Rockers. So Brutus is here

1067
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,119
and he says, welcome to the barber shop, ladies and gentlemen.

1068
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,360
You know, my guest this week are a couple tag

1069
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,280
teams specialists and recently they wrestled the Legion of Doom

1070
00:59:57,679 --> 00:59:59,800
and nearly took their titles away. Let's walk on right

1071
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:03,639
now now they're the Rockers and the Rockers music hits.

1072
01:00:03,719 --> 01:00:05,599
By the way, great theme song the Rockers had I

1073
01:00:05,719 --> 01:00:08,239
I didn't, Yeah it was it was awesome. Marty Jeannetti

1074
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,760
and Shawn Michaels walk onto the set and Grilla Mond

1075
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,239
soon on commented. He says, well, maybe we'll get this

1076
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,400
thing straightened out. Brain. These two haven't been getting along

1077
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,199
as of Layton Keen says, well, you know the roll

1078
01:00:16,239 --> 01:00:18,199
rum was coming up and tempers are getting short, and

1079
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,599
everyone realizes every man for himself. I'm not I'm assuming

1080
01:00:21,679 --> 01:00:23,599
the story here, and they kind of go into it,

1081
01:00:23,679 --> 01:00:25,719
but I think it's just that they were losing, right,

1082
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,480
Like they're losing and they're not getting along because they

1083
01:00:28,519 --> 01:00:28,880
are losing.

1084
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,039
Speaker 1: They're losing to them not being on the same page. Right,

1085
01:00:34,119 --> 01:00:37,039
Sean Michaels walks out here in his best I'm turning

1086
01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:40,840
heel outfit and Marty Jeannette's dressed like the unmorphed red

1087
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,519
power Ranger.

1088
01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 2: They had Sean come out with a sign that says

1089
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,559
I'm a bad guy. He was, well, he had the earring,

1090
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:55,400
the leather jacket, like this guy looked like a fucking asshole.

1091
01:00:55,719 --> 01:00:58,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of liked that where Sean has been

1092
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:03,079
over time sort of drifting away from what the Rockers

1093
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,239
was sure and now at this point, I mean, he's

1094
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:11,159
he's turning right, like this guy's in the weather outfit, right,

1095
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,239
Bartie Jeannetti's still dressed up like like just a young

1096
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:18,039
guy pretty much, but maybe there's hope and Sean's yeah,

1097
01:01:18,039 --> 01:01:20,159
I mean, there's no fucking hoof. He walked out here

1098
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:23,079
with the tight black jeans on he's ready to join

1099
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:27,840
Motley Cruze. I mean, like, this old thing is crazy.

1100
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:35,719
We got Brutus the barber beating bake on his barber

1101
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:40,079
shop set Tody. He's here in the sluttiest little pants ever.

1102
01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:44,119
Speaker 2: Dude at the end of this he's like bent over,

1103
01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:46,159
and I said, wow, that's this dude has like a

1104
01:01:46,239 --> 01:01:48,440
big ass that he's I'm seeing every bit of.

1105
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 4: What he's got the.

1106
01:01:53,039 --> 01:01:56,679
Speaker 1: Slutty pants on. All right, fellas, Now, why can't you

1107
01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:58,679
guys beat the Legion of doom?

1108
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,599
Speaker 2: Brutus says, you know, there's been controversy here, a lot

1109
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:05,679
of rumors flying. It's even right here in the pages

1110
01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:08,559
of WF magazine and these shows, and it's a two piece, sorry,

1111
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:12,119
two page article here of the Rockers and this air

1112
01:02:12,199 --> 01:02:14,920
logo split in half in them standing on either page.

1113
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, fantastic, very cool.

1114
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 2: It actually looked fucking awesome, and especially how it comes

1115
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,199
into play at the end.

1116
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That was definitely all purpose, super

1117
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,280
well put together.

1118
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brutus says, you know, maybe you're going to break

1119
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,679
up and even having some problems, but I want to,

1120
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,480
you know, get out here. On the barber shop so

1121
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:36,760
we can talk about this thing. And Sean says, no

1122
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,880
doubt that the Rockers are, without a doubt, the tightest

1123
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,719
team in the w WF. And I know rumors are flying,

1124
01:02:41,119 --> 01:02:43,000
but I can assure you, as the captain of this team,

1125
01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:45,320
as the guy that has put all this together, that

1126
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,559
there are absolutely no problems with the Rockers whatsoever. And

1127
01:02:48,679 --> 01:02:50,400
Marty puts his hand down. It's his own on, Sean,

1128
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,760
assuming yourself the captain of the Rockers. No one picked

1129
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,920
a captain for this team. We do everything together. You know.

1130
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,679
Let's take a few weeks back. We had a TV

1131
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,000
match we almost lost. They show and they're showing footage

1132
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:01,960
as this goes on, I went for the tag and

1133
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:04,000
you were down the apron somewhere flirting with the girl

1134
01:03:04,039 --> 01:03:06,760
at ringside, and Shawn says, hey, what do you want

1135
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,760
from me? Huh, chicks dig me. I can't help it,

1136
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,480
all right, this guy's a bad guy.

1137
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, push over.

1138
01:03:13,719 --> 01:03:15,679
Speaker 2: Marty said, that's fine. Well, how about the other match.

1139
01:03:15,519 --> 01:03:21,679
Speaker 1: With the nasty bu Sean said, all right, we're talking,

1140
01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:24,239
we're not talking about the nasty voice.

1141
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,199
Speaker 2: Well, they had a shit in somebody's bag. Marty and

1142
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:31,840
it wasn't. He says, I'm on top. I got the

1143
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,840
guy beating. Shaun says, hold on on one, like, oh,

1144
01:03:34,199 --> 01:03:36,599
we're just gonna toss blame back and forth. When I

1145
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,199
shoot the blame back and forth, Fine, fine, let's do that.

1146
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,760
Here I am wrestling Rick Flair, something you have never done,

1147
01:03:44,159 --> 01:03:46,360
and I'm giving him the wrestling lesson of his life.

1148
01:03:47,079 --> 01:03:49,119
And here it comes you to save the day. Good job,

1149
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,239
And it shows a clip of I'm assuming Sean was

1150
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,280
out on the floor and Marty picked him up and

1151
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,920
rolled them back in the ring and left. I'm not

1152
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,360
sure how he was helping there. Maybe count out well.

1153
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: Marty said, you hit your head. I was just concerned.

1154
01:03:59,679 --> 01:04:01,719
Speaker 2: He does say that you hit your head on the railing.

1155
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,480
I was concerned for your well being, and Shaun says, well,

1156
01:04:03,559 --> 01:04:05,719
you're concerned for my well being, and that comes into

1157
01:04:05,719 --> 01:04:07,960
play later. Did somewhere down the line I tell you

1158
01:04:08,039 --> 01:04:09,960
I needed your help? Did I tell you that sometime?

1159
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,440
I don't remember, well, Marty says, listening to yourself. Man,

1160
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:13,719
I don't know what's going on in your head. For

1161
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,880
a long time, we stuck together, we had each other's back.

1162
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,639
I don't know where you're coming from anymore. And I

1163
01:04:17,679 --> 01:04:19,679
don't want to put blame back and forth. You know what,

1164
01:04:19,719 --> 01:04:21,800
I'll take the blame. Let's blame me. I shouldn't come

1165
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,519
out there with during Flair's matching you, and I'm I'm sorry,

1166
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,360
and I want to think this worked this thing out

1167
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,960
and together we can make it to the top. But

1168
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,440
it's up to you, Sean Michaels. I'm gonna turn my

1169
01:04:30,559 --> 01:04:32,679
back to you right now. That was a bad idea.

1170
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,360
And if you want to go here on your own,

1171
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:36,599
you walk off. But if you want to stick together

1172
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:39,239
and make this thing work, when I turn around, we're

1173
01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:41,880
gonna shake hands, and we're gonna get a haircut here

1174
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,559
at the barbershop because we might as well. We're here

1175
01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:49,719
right like for beefcakes back to with the biggest clippers.

1176
01:04:53,239 --> 01:04:55,880
We're gonna, you know, we're gonna shake hands. We're gonna

1177
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,519
go on and rock and roll only like the rockers

1178
01:04:58,599 --> 01:05:00,960
can do. And Heman on co commentary says, and I

1179
01:05:01,079 --> 01:05:03,440
was like, oh fuck, Like even Heenan buys into this, which.

1180
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,559
Speaker 1: Is well, Mary did a great job during this.

1181
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,519
Speaker 2: It's very sympathetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I enjoyed. He's

1182
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:11,960
you know, he he you know they're both He's taken

1183
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,280
blame and he says, listen, man, fuck it, let's just

1184
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,480
fucking work this out. We're great and we can do

1185
01:05:16,599 --> 01:05:19,519
this together. Like maybe we fucking got off kilter here,

1186
01:05:19,599 --> 01:05:22,840
but let's work this out. Which great baby work. I

1187
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,400
I and Sean. I mean, look at this fucking guy though,

1188
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,079
I mean, couple fucking right, what's this guy gonna do?

1189
01:05:28,239 --> 01:05:29,920
I mean, this guy has no choice. You can't put

1190
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,639
this outfit on and be nice. It's just all loud.

1191
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,719
So Heen says, you know they need each other, you know,

1192
01:05:34,159 --> 01:05:35,760
And Gorilla says, you know, it sounds fair to me,

1193
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,960
and Marty turns his back. Sean stands there and he

1194
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,400
thinks about it, and Gorilla, I mean, they're both. They're

1195
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,599
a little somber on commentary, like kind of like you

1196
01:05:43,719 --> 01:05:45,280
hear them talking, but I don't think it's supposed to

1197
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,760
be loud enough that you're supposed to hear it here,

1198
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,719
And he says he's he's not gonna walk away, and

1199
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,360
he says, nah, they need each other. So Sean walks

1200
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,400
behind him and he grabs his arm. He turns him

1201
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,239
around and they stare down and Sean laughs for a

1202
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,199
second and says, you know what, We're cool, and he

1203
01:05:59,239 --> 01:06:02,639
puts his hand out. They shake hands, they hug, crowds

1204
01:06:02,679 --> 01:06:05,559
are happy. Brudus Beefcake says, let John by the Rockers

1205
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,280
or music hits. Everything's fucking good here the Rockers are

1206
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,119
back together. Heen and Know commentary says, I told you,

1207
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:15,480
and Girla says, glad to see it, and Sean raises

1208
01:06:15,519 --> 01:06:18,159
Marty's arm in celebration and they go to one side

1209
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:21,440
and Sean leads him back to face the crowd so

1210
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:24,119
they can celebrate together, and then Sean hits the super

1211
01:06:24,199 --> 01:06:28,760
kick on O my god, damn takes Marty out superkick

1212
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,320
and fucking Bobby. Heena says, oh, I knew he was

1213
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:37,199
gonna do that. He don't need Janetty, I told you that,

1214
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:42,559
and kill him. One says, are you kidding? Just big

1215
01:06:42,639 --> 01:06:45,760
a whack that was fucking lays out Marty Jennny and

1216
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,119
Sean picks him up and he stares at him and

1217
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:49,960
he says, you want to look out for somebody's well being,

1218
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,079
you better look out for your own, and Sean grabs

1219
01:06:53,159 --> 01:06:55,440
him by the hair and he runs them and he

1220
01:06:55,639 --> 01:06:58,360
throws them through the barber shop window and the glass

1221
01:06:58,519 --> 01:07:01,440
goes everywhere. I mean, this thing couldn't have broken in

1222
01:07:01,639 --> 01:07:04,480
an awesome shot the visual. Okay, I don't know if

1223
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,880
I just don't remember it, or maybe I just didn't

1224
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,599
seen enough, because maybe the one they show in the

1225
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,039
history books or history books, you know what I mean, like,

1226
01:07:11,239 --> 01:07:13,920
is the one that they show first. But the shot

1227
01:07:14,199 --> 01:07:16,239
actually they show later at the end in slow mo

1228
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,000
of the other side of the window is gnarly.

1229
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely cools and they zoom in.

1230
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:25,079
Speaker 2: On it, zoomed in on the window. Marty going through

1231
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:28,119
it in slow mo is crazy looking. Yeah. I was like, wow,

1232
01:07:28,199 --> 01:07:30,280
this is the shot to fucking see here he.

1233
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,599
Speaker 1: Throws into the window and then turns around and does

1234
01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:33,519
the fawns gimmick.

1235
01:07:33,679 --> 01:07:38,679
Speaker 2: Dude he does, which is I mean full dickhead here.

1236
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:43,320
So Marty's I mean, Marty's dead. He's laying like in

1237
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,239
the window still. He doesn't fall out of it. He's

1238
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,960
laying over the where the window still is like he's dead.

1239
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:53,519
And Sean's posing and Heenan says, Heenan says, oh, Janetti

1240
01:07:53,719 --> 01:07:55,599
try to dive through the window to escape. Did you

1241
01:07:55,679 --> 01:07:59,559
see that? What an act of cowardism and grilla Monsune says,

1242
01:07:59,639 --> 01:07:59,880
are you.

1243
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: So?

1244
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 2: Sean reaches down, he grabs the magazine and he shows

1245
01:08:07,079 --> 01:08:09,840
the page, you know, the two page thing of the Rockers,

1246
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,880
and he says, is there a problem with the Rockers?

1247
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,000
And he rips the magazine in half and he throws

1248
01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:17,319
Marty's side of the magazine down at him on the

1249
01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:19,640
floor and shows his own and he says, I don't

1250
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,880
think so, and he walks off the set. That's like

1251
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,720
in nineteen ninety two, that's the most evil thing a

1252
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,560
man has ever done. Yeah, that's so funny.

1253
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,119
Speaker 1: Magazines were a big deal.

1254
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. And I bet like the Rockers were hot,

1255
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,399
by the way, like this is an over team, especially

1256
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,239
with the kids, the fucking girls. This was must have been.

1257
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,479
I mean, you know, heartbreak kid comes in legit heartbreaking.

1258
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,239
I bet people were like Rockers fans were buying that

1259
01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:46,760
magazine for that spread.

1260
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:47,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1261
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he fucking rips it, throws Marty's side. I mean,

1262
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,199
all that is brilliant. I love that whole fucking thing.

1263
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,359
And I mean they show a woman in the crowd,

1264
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,560
she's fucking sad and she got her hands on her

1265
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:02,079
face and girl says he's bleeding profusely, and he says, oh,

1266
01:09:02,199 --> 01:09:03,039
ratter than her nails.

1267
01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:07,359
Speaker 1: And then it shows Brutus Beefcake's ass again.

1268
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 2: Dude ass in the slutty cut gear. I mean, booty man,

1269
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:16,000
booty man. I mean, this is there's a reason this

1270
01:09:16,159 --> 01:09:19,199
is talked about so, you know often, like this is

1271
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,520
one of the especially for a team that by all accounts,

1272
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,039
I mean obviously the tag division is what it those.

1273
01:09:24,119 --> 01:09:26,039
This is a mid card tag team, but this is

1274
01:09:26,159 --> 01:09:29,600
remembered fucking super crazy because I mean it was a

1275
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,159
crazy moment, which is why I was like super surprised

1276
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,119
that this episode hasn't been put on any of ww

1277
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:39,359
shit in like, you know, not digitized, but you know,

1278
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,079
upscaled or whatever the fuck, Like this is a big

1279
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:44,399
fucking moment. Obviously they've used it for video packages, but

1280
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,159
it just was very odd to me.

1281
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: We get the WWF Royal Rumble report. Mean, Jeane is

1282
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,119
here and he says that Sean Michaels is such a

1283
01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:58,159
disappointment to him.

1284
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:03,560
Speaker 2: Me and Jene is big ass gigantic. No word yet

1285
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,800
on the condition of Rocker Marty Janety and hopefully before

1286
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,399
the hours up will have some kind of update anyway,

1287
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,520
Roll Rumbles one week away, exclusively on pay per view television.

1288
01:10:11,039 --> 01:10:13,000
History will be made in the WWF is the winner

1289
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,840
becomes the undisputed WF Champion. The rules, they're simple. All

1290
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,479
the numbers and names are drawn out of a hat

1291
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,039
prior to the event, which I thought was funny because

1292
01:10:20,039 --> 01:10:23,279
that changes eventually, like it's more official and it's in

1293
01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:24,920
like a tumbler and you pull out your fucking balls

1294
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,760
and all. But no, this is we write all your

1295
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,560
names down and thrown in a hat and mix it up.

1296
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,079
And that's how this match is aside, no submissions, no

1297
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:34,159
pin and fall, no count outs. Thirty the greatest superstars

1298
01:10:34,199 --> 01:10:37,800
in one match, including the Undertaker and this man, the

1299
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,840
Immortal hal Cogan. So we get another Hogan green screen

1300
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,800
promo here. You know something, Hulkamnix, the battle lines have

1301
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,039
been already been drawn. Man, there's gonna be no referee

1302
01:10:46,079 --> 01:10:47,800
in the ring. Man, the hulkamani X had given me

1303
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,720
the green light to go out and hurt somebody, do

1304
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,800
whatever I gotta do to get the WWF title back.

1305
01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: Dude, the Hulk of Maniacs.

1306
01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, even nefarious like they are. They're a voice

1307
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,159
in his head. That's making do horrible things.

1308
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been an interesting turn for him,

1309
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,319
is that the maniacs are starting to green light some

1310
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:07,880
really fucked up shit.

1311
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:11,159
Speaker 2: And he has to do that because he does not

1312
01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:14,479
want to disappoint the maniacs. He actually uses that for

1313
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,039
years and years to come with many decisions in his life.

1314
01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:26,199
Speaker 1: George Steele, Brother, the maniacs told me to spike the turnbuckle, dude, and.

1315
01:11:26,319 --> 01:11:31,560
Speaker 4: I did, and I did. That's how he ends it.

1316
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 2: Hey, don't do it again. What you're gonna do when

1317
01:11:35,039 --> 01:11:36,079
I do it again?

1318
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 4: And I do it a thousand times over again? Driller?

1319
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 2: What are you gonna learn?

1320
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,119
Speaker 1: George Steele, Well, it runs down some more people in

1321
01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:45,680
the rumble.

1322
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 2: Here, million Dollar Champion, Teddy b I'll see Hack Saw,

1323
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:53,520
Jim Duggan, Ho, Tito Santana, Hercules, the Model, Rick Martel,

1324
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,000
and this man, the Warlord.

1325
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:01,279
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I mean this guy's got it all

1326
01:12:02,199 --> 01:12:05,840
Tallstone Golf. Yeah, I mean, like what else could you

1327
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:06,840
want from a top star?

1328
01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 2: So Harvey Whippleman says, you know, Warlord, after the roll rumble,

1329
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,880
you're gonna be the World Wrestling Federation champion. And Warlords

1330
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,199
got the.

1331
01:12:13,279 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: Deep voice too. You know, war Lord, I remember watching

1332
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:22,399
the ninety two to Rumble with you guys and we

1333
01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:24,079
heard this guy's voice. I think it was the ninety

1334
01:12:24,119 --> 01:12:24,640
two Rumble.

1335
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,520
Speaker 2: I think that's right.

1336
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,279
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, just super deep.

1337
01:12:27,399 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, war Lord says, all I have to do is

1338
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,600
destroy twenty nine other men that come into the ring.

1339
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,319
And I don't think that a boot problem. And you're

1340
01:12:33,399 --> 01:12:36,840
looking at the next WF champion. Aha. I mean, Warlord

1341
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:37,720
looks cool as fuck.

1342
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: He has a big fucking staff with a big w

1343
01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:43,319
on it. Yeah, metals guy winning.

1344
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:45,359
Speaker 4: He's got the warrior w on it. I don't know

1345
01:12:45,359 --> 01:12:46,319
what the is going on with that.

1346
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:46,520
Speaker 3: But.

1347
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 2: Lord, yeah, come on. Also in the rumble, super Fly,

1348
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:56,119
Jimmy Snoga sergeants laughter, the British Bulldog Irs, the Barbarian,

1349
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:02,039
and these two men, the Nasty Dude.

1350
01:13:02,119 --> 01:13:07,239
Speaker 1: It shows Jimmy Snooker's picture Fly in Shit look like

1351
01:13:07,319 --> 01:13:09,319
one of the hot and masks from Goosebumps.

1352
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 2: I mean like it's a it's fucked up. How this guy,

1353
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,279
I mean, the Nasty boys one isn't much better. They

1354
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,680
their mouths are fucking insane.

1355
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,399
Speaker 1: I love that they showed them individually and then they

1356
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:22,760
showed them beside each other.

1357
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,239
Speaker 2: That was awesome. You gotta see them together. And of

1358
01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:28,079
course they're here together. I have to talk about the

1359
01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:31,960
Nasty Boys one more time. I guess here we go.

1360
01:13:33,039 --> 01:13:36,079
Jimmy Hart's here as well with them. Jimmy Hart managers everybody.

1361
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,279
And Jimmy Hart says it's gonna be a nasty roll

1362
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:42,359
rumble baby, and Sag says, twenty eight jerks, twenty eight

1363
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:47,119
cases of nasty sensation. What does that fucking dude?

1364
01:13:48,079 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 1: That shit was so beast. He's so right, That's what

1365
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:56,079
I was thinking. What and that means that two people

1366
01:13:56,159 --> 01:13:59,960
will win the rumble because twenty eight people will be eliminated.

1367
01:14:01,319 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 2: They are They are notoriously dumb fucking idiots. Probably Knob says, hey,

1368
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:12,000
when the smoke clears almost finished, there will be the

1369
01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:18,840
first nasty wavyweight champion. Baby, get ready to get nasty

1370
01:14:19,159 --> 01:14:26,119
size they I've never heard him emphasize it like nasty sized.

1371
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 1: Ever like that, you're ready to get nasty sized. It

1372
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,479
sounds like ordering something McDonald's or something. Let me get

1373
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,199
that nasty sized.

1374
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:39,319
Speaker 2: Get the animal style fries and the nasty size drink,

1375
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:41,760
and shit on it.

1376
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, can I get twenty eight cases of

1377
01:14:47,039 --> 01:14:48,319
nasty sensation.

1378
01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 2: And make a snaff crackle pop.

1379
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:53,239
Speaker 4: For me the good?

1380
01:14:55,159 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 1: If it came down to it, Jerry Saggs would definitely

1381
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,560
be the one that won.

1382
01:14:59,239 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 2: You think, so he's got what it takes.

1383
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:08,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he just walks around going. If anyone

1384
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:11,920
who's gonna be the first nasty WWF heavyweight champion, It's

1385
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,600
gonna be Jerry Saggs.

1386
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,279
Speaker 2: I mean, it is time to get nasty sized, now

1387
01:15:16,319 --> 01:15:17,960
that I think about it a little bit more, It's

1388
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:18,640
time to bring.

1389
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 1: You off the twenty eight cases of nasty sensation we've

1390
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,600
had back logged. Dear for a minute.

1391
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:26,640
Speaker 2: More people in the rumble, Mean Jean says, the Repo Man,

1392
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,720
the Berserker, Texas Tornado, macho Man, Randy Savage and standing

1393
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:34,159
by with comments Sid Justice. So Sid says, you're looking

1394
01:15:34,199 --> 01:15:36,640
at the next WWF champion, and you're probably saying, why

1395
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,960
are you so confident? I didn't fucking say that. Don't

1396
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,600
fucking put words in my mouth in Justice.

1397
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 1: I'll just standing here.

1398
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm watching. He said, there's twenty nine other guys in

1399
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,600
the event. Well, the other twenty nine guys have got

1400
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,239
one guy. They better look out for. And that's me. Well,

1401
01:15:49,279 --> 01:15:51,760
we have the Big boss Man here, and Big boss

1402
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:58,000
Man say, Rob, I went man. Why do they call

1403
01:15:58,039 --> 01:16:00,960
me big boss Man? Why? I stand for long order justice.

1404
01:16:01,199 --> 01:16:03,079
It's just for the people. And I show I'm not

1405
01:16:03,079 --> 01:16:05,319
gonna let him down with a shadow of doubt. I'm

1406
01:16:05,319 --> 01:16:06,680
gonna become the w F champion.

1407
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,800
Speaker 1: I R s disagrees.

1408
01:16:10,279 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 2: Because you have a favor of taxes. Of course right

1409
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,239
at that point, Yeah, you know, why didn't we get

1410
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:19,279
back to that also, Jake Roberts, Colonel Mustafa Rocker, Seawan Michaels,

1411
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:23,319
other Rocker, Marty Janetti. That's what they say. All right,

1412
01:16:23,399 --> 01:16:31,680
fuck you guys, don't worry. Your career is fine. Uh mean,

1413
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,399
she says, you saw what happened earlier in the barbershop.

1414
01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:35,159
Marty will be in the rumble health permitting.

1415
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 1: Uh.

1416
01:16:36,039 --> 01:16:37,640
Speaker 2: Of course, the Legions were doing take on the Natural

1417
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,720
Disasters and coal Champion Brett Hart challenged by the Mountie

1418
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:44,680
Bushwhackers with Jamie Son, which I completely forgot about until

1419
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:47,399
he lists that here, because we were super fucking confused

1420
01:16:47,399 --> 01:16:53,439
by jameson Meet the Beverly Brothers with the genius Genius

1421
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,159
in the color that.

1422
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:56,800
Speaker 1: Match goes on forever.

1423
01:16:57,119 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 2: At the rumble, it didn't suck. So it was so long,

1424
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,479
you guys should if you haven't been on a Patreon

1425
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,119
and we watched this whole pay per view on there,

1426
01:17:06,119 --> 01:17:06,960
you gotta check it out.

1427
01:17:07,079 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: It was so long that we started thinking it was

1428
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:10,239
a rib.

1429
01:17:11,079 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Like, hey, go out there and just

1430
01:17:13,079 --> 01:17:18,399
fucking go as long as you want. And mean Jane says,

1431
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:19,920
it doesn't get any better the role rum We'll pick

1432
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,439
up that telephone and make that important call right now.

1433
01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:25,560
And of course reminder w magazine available this Tuesday, and

1434
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:29,119
inside a special interview with Jake the Snake Roberts, and

1435
01:17:29,199 --> 01:17:32,560
Heen says, blah, but who's on the cover, the real

1436
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:33,439
World Champion?

1437
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:37,159
Speaker 1: Will you stop?

1438
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:37,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

1439
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 1: Sorry, now it's time for the main event.

1440
01:17:41,159 --> 01:17:42,720
Speaker 2: Oh yes, what I've been waiting for.

1441
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:49,960
Speaker 1: Larry Lowden versus Jake the Snake Roberts. Well, Jake Roberts

1442
01:17:50,039 --> 01:17:52,880
makes his entrance, and uh, I mean he has such

1443
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,800
an aura to him it's hard to explain. Yeah. Yeah,

1444
01:17:56,119 --> 01:17:58,359
like just looks like a man that had a rough

1445
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,840
life because he did, and like you can feel that

1446
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:02,720
when you see him.

1447
01:18:03,359 --> 01:18:05,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it comes through the camera that this

1448
01:18:05,279 --> 01:18:07,479
guy is like, I don't want to say fucked up

1449
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,359
because that's putting it like not as cool. But there's

1450
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:12,920
something going on in this dude's brain. And obviously that

1451
01:18:13,039 --> 01:18:14,359
was a whole character right, But.

1452
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 4: He's a dangerous man, pretty and like me, trust me,

1453
01:18:19,079 --> 01:18:19,560
trust me.

1454
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,119
Speaker 2: Trust is a heel here because he's been wucking with

1455
01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:22,880
the macho man.

1456
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,600
Speaker 1: So Sergeant Slaughter comes up in picture and Picture and

1457
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,960
he says that, uh, regardless of what anyone tells you,

1458
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,880
I was in the goddamn war.

1459
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:53,600
Speaker 4: Then they give him for this.

1460
01:18:56,319 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 2: Address the rumors. They were about to a news story

1461
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:08,000
on fucking Action News to the Punch, they had to

1462
01:19:08,079 --> 01:19:10,840
do the steroid scandal story first, but he was there

1463
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:16,319
to jump on it. Wouldn't accuse him of stolen valor,

1464
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,359
and hopefully nobody does that on this podcast. And you know,

1465
01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:22,960
after this, he says he never trust a snake like

1466
01:19:23,039 --> 01:19:25,119
Jake Robertson at the Royal Rumble. It's every man for

1467
01:19:25,239 --> 01:19:27,199
himself and you're the one that's gonna get thrown out first.

1468
01:19:27,239 --> 01:19:29,319
I'm gonna win the w BA Championship for old glory

1469
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:34,119
and my country. Shit. All right, Well, you you fucking

1470
01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:38,720
betray this country. Guys, I saw you with the orange cheek,

1471
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:40,720
you son of a bitch. You said you were hanging

1472
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:46,399
out with Saddam Hussein, which is fucking great. All right, there,

1473
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,039
that's fucking funny. On commentary, Girl Monson says Jake is

1474
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,960
wishing that the Macha man's limited the rumble before he

1475
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:55,760
has to come out, and he then says, I want

1476
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:57,680
to want to fight Savage either, but then again, you

1477
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,920
get another shot at Elizabeth, well you stop.

1478
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:06,359
Speaker 1: Well, Jake Roberts goes out quick on Larry and starts

1479
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:10,079
dropping multiple knees into his head. Great work there. I

1480
01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:13,319
don't know if I've really seen too much where someone

1481
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,119
just gets him down and then just starts kneeing him

1482
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:16,640
in the head.

1483
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:20,039
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, right, just like using any open like

1484
01:20:20,079 --> 01:20:21,960
it's not you know, like a cut kick or whatever,

1485
01:20:22,039 --> 01:20:24,800
but using any opening to take a shot like Jake

1486
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:25,840
does here is pretty cool.

1487
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, right, it's very methodical.

1488
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:35,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a slow, methodical pace. You say, no,

1489
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,600
who does that benefit?

1490
01:20:39,039 --> 01:20:42,359
Speaker 1: Well, Jake Roberts chokes him for a few seconds. Jake

1491
01:20:42,479 --> 01:20:45,960
punches down Larry, gives him the short arm clothes line,

1492
01:20:47,399 --> 01:20:48,960
and then he hits the DDT and gets the.

1493
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,159
Speaker 2: Three dude, it's he is a bit of an asshole here,

1494
01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:54,760
just so you know that he's in control. He g's

1495
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,000
up for the DDT. The crowd's channing DDT. He looks

1496
01:20:58,039 --> 01:21:00,560
out of them and then puts some like he lets

1497
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,880
go Larry and mocks the crowd, and then he hooks

1498
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,600
him real quick and hits the DDT just to show

1499
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,479
that that's awesome. He's he's making the fucking calls here,

1500
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,319
not the people. It's all it's all in his hands

1501
01:21:10,359 --> 01:21:13,720
and be a DDT gets the win. I mean, Jake

1502
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:17,359
school shit again another you know another no.

1503
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: No, like that's who Like you can tell somebody that

1504
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,920
one hundred times right, but like right, you have to

1505
01:21:25,039 --> 01:21:25,880
get it right.

1506
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:29,199
Speaker 2: You can tell when somebody's doing it because they are

1507
01:21:29,319 --> 01:21:30,760
told or think that's the right thing to do, and

1508
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:34,000
you can tell somebody's doing it because that's just how

1509
01:21:34,039 --> 01:21:37,279
it's done right. And Jake's the best of that. Jake

1510
01:21:37,319 --> 01:21:38,840
had so much of that where he was able to

1511
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:41,840
just fucking everything he did felt real, uh, even if

1512
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,760
it was a fucking DDT.

1513
01:21:43,279 --> 01:21:46,560
Speaker 1: Well, we go to the WWF event center where Sean

1514
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:51,079
Mooney will tell us one last time that the Repo

1515
01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:55,520
Man will be taking on Virgil at the Boston Garden.

1516
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you want to come to the Boston Garden, Like,

1517
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,359
come on, boys, like, please come to the show. It's

1518
01:22:00,399 --> 01:22:02,319
t garden now, I'll just come on through.

1519
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:05,600
Speaker 1: Well, Virgil cuts a promo and says that he's gonna

1520
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,520
knock out the RepA Man like that. You know you

1521
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,960
heard the saying Mama's gonna knock you out. Well, I'm

1522
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,479
gonna do that to you, the RepA Man.

1523
01:22:13,239 --> 01:22:17,199
Speaker 2: This is actually also a good promo. I didn't know promo.

1524
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,079
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

1525
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,319
Speaker 2: I agree, He says, Yeah, I'm gonna call it to

1526
01:22:23,359 --> 01:22:25,359
your face. You're a punk, you're a liar, you're a thief,

1527
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,760
and you're a coward. And I'm gonna prove it when

1528
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,199
I meet you face to face. And when you whacked

1529
01:22:29,239 --> 01:22:31,600
me in the face, man, that brought me down to reality.

1530
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,000
I'm gonna knock this guy out. And yeah, Mama said

1531
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,760
knock you out. Report you're gonna go down one, two, three,

1532
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:39,760
out cold. Well, there's no pinfalls in that match. But Virgil,

1533
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,880
you're on the right fucking path here, that's fucking this promo.

1534
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:47,319
Speaker 1: Well, we have Tito Santana versus Ted Dbiassi at the

1535
01:22:47,359 --> 01:22:51,039
Boston Garden and h Ted Dbiassi is here with Sherry

1536
01:22:51,119 --> 01:22:53,640
and the million dollar Championship to tell us about how

1537
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,000
poor Tito Santana is.

1538
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:00,319
Speaker 2: The green screen background here is a bunch of money

1539
01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:03,680
with Debiani's face on it, because he is the money man.

1540
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:09,520
Of course, as a right, he likes money. I mean,

1541
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,239
like that's on the nose gimmick that it should be.

1542
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,520
Speaker 1: He just he likes money and Tito Santana has no.

1543
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:19,279
Speaker 2: Money and that's why he's bad. And Ted that's what says.

1544
01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:21,359
He says, what a hero, Sharry, Tito Santana is a

1545
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:23,840
hero to his people. Well, you know, we took you down.

1546
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,039
We took you down there and we showed you what

1547
01:23:26,159 --> 01:23:27,640
kind of here who you are. We took him right

1548
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,760
down and showed him that scummy neighborhood you grew up in.

1549
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:33,119
And Sherry says, what about that silly looking bull? And

1550
01:23:33,199 --> 01:23:35,600
Ted says, yeah, bullfighter. You see what kind of bull

1551
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,560
he learned how to fight with? The kind named milk.

1552
01:23:40,039 --> 01:23:40,600
Oh shit.

1553
01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:45,680
Speaker 1: Well, and of course we have the new Foundation versus

1554
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,640
Barbarian and warlord.

1555
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:53,119
Speaker 2: That sounds crazy because in my brain, like Owen wants

1556
01:23:53,159 --> 01:23:57,720
to fuck with these guys, right, he's just san He

1557
01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:00,880
sand bags both of them the fucking I forget what

1558
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,319
matches they were, but I swear there was there's stories

1559
01:24:03,359 --> 01:24:06,199
where he'll like, maybe it was against Luger, or he

1560
01:24:06,239 --> 01:24:08,720
would like let he would Luba would go to press

1561
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,520
him and he would sand bag him crazy, and then

1562
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:12,840
he'd let Davy boy press them and go up super easy.

1563
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,439
I can hope that that's what happens here.

1564
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:20,439
Speaker 1: And the show ends with a kid with a Macho

1565
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:23,920
Man foam finger and a rundown of next week shows,

1566
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:27,319
including the Nasty Voice.

1567
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:32,159
Speaker 2: Nasty Voice, So girla mon Soon says, we tried unsuccessfully,

1568
01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:34,000
but guaranteed next week we'll have an update for you

1569
01:24:34,359 --> 01:24:37,239
on the condition of Marty Janetti, which is crazy, like

1570
01:24:37,359 --> 01:24:39,640
you can't just tell us. I guess you know doctors

1571
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,119
didn't work as fast then, or they could just run

1572
01:24:42,199 --> 01:24:47,840
shows without a doctor on him. Also next week the

1573
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:52,119
British Bulldog and also the two nastiest guys around that

1574
01:24:52,279 --> 01:24:54,720
Nasty Voice can't wait to see that.

1575
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:58,199
Speaker 1: Will be here.

1576
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:01,399
Speaker 2: Macho Man takes on the Mighty Hercules and a special

1577
01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:03,920
interview with the Haulks for himself and for the Weasel.

1578
01:25:04,279 --> 01:25:07,279
This is the Gorilla saying so long till next week,

1579
01:25:07,359 --> 01:25:14,840
and Bobby Heenan says, and the Wrestling Challenge logo slides

1580
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:17,800
in and that is the end of the show. I mean,

1581
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:22,560
fun fucking show here, man, Like there's so much there's

1582
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,319
so much personality, not only to the show but on

1583
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:28,840
the show, right, Like the personality of the show, like

1584
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:31,399
how it's produced is it's very charming, Like everything moves

1585
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:33,720
pretty quick. You're not him and Holland about this or that,

1586
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,720
Like everything gets to you pretty quick, and you've learned

1587
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,279
a lot of stuff in a very.

1588
01:25:38,199 --> 01:25:40,600
Speaker 4: Short you can tell who these guys are, their characters

1589
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:43,520
right away. For the three cut, Yeah, you know that's

1590
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:43,960
what they're doing.

1591
01:25:44,039 --> 01:25:46,159
Speaker 2: Who's the champions, what's their next match, what's their goals?

1592
01:25:46,199 --> 01:25:49,359
Got to got in their New Year's resolutions? And like

1593
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:52,279
the guys on the show, I mean, like like James said,

1594
01:25:52,359 --> 01:25:55,199
even I mean Jake, who is the promo guy, didn't

1595
01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:58,199
cut a promo on this but in a what two

1596
01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:00,119
to two and a half minute match? You fuck? And

1597
01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:03,319
it's like, oh shit, Like I feel what this guy is.

1598
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,279
That's pretty crazy and like that's super hard to find.

1599
01:26:07,319 --> 01:26:09,760
And I don't know if that's just like maybe just

1600
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,800
how wrestlers were taught or how they came up at

1601
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,600
the time here where they were able to breathe their

1602
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:20,000
personality through their matches as much as their promos. But

1603
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:22,960
that's why I really like watching this old stuff because

1604
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:28,479
it's like, fuck, this is like this doesn't really exist now. Well,

1605
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:31,600
that is it for WWAF Wrestling Challenge January twelfth, nineteen

1606
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,920
ninety two. And that is it for our show. Tek

1607
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:36,479
you for joining us. Everybody, make sure to check us

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01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,399
out Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW. Check it out.

1609
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,199
Just type it in real quick, go take a visit.

1610
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:43,520
See what stuff you're missing out on there. Six thousand

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of Deadlock, and if you're a fan of Deadlock, you're

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a fan of pro wrestling. I would assume so then

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you would love Deadlock Pro Wrestling. That is our pro

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wrestling company, Deadlockpro dot COMDPW on demand dot com. To

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check out everything we've done, October nineteenth, Super Battle Charlotte,

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North Carolina at the Grady Cole Center, our biggest event

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of the year. We got a steel cage match and

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so much more. Roger Strawan and Queen am Nada. The

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list goes on and on of the talent that will

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be there that night. Jake Something Adam pre steel cage

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want to miss this. I promise you. You never know

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what's going to happen at Super Battle, and we will

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see you next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.