Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
mix in some vodka. Call it a podcast from the
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Victor Chrysler, Dods, Jim Rahm Eats Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pod on.
Thanks for telling a friend.
Speaker 3: That's how we spread the word about Dougie Freshman's new shirt.
Speaker 2: Whoa baby, I'm back.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Brother?
Speaker 2: It's been a while, yeah, it has it has Well.
You have a nice Thanksgiving? Yeah you haven't.
Speaker 3: Bounced around to a couple of houses.
Speaker 2: All right. See that's always nice. Yes, got to see
a lot of friends that you were thankful to see. Family.
Oh okay, family, Yeah, and uh g eat a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm pickers like the mashed potatoes and stuffing.
Speaker 2: Did you bring the deviled eggs?
Speaker 3: I did not make double leggs for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: You know, somebody. I was cleaning out the studio and
you'll have to forgive me because I didn't I didn't
find it. Someone sent an ornament for you, like a
year ago Christmas ornament. Yeah, and I never I was
in a box. I didn't see it in a box.
Do you have a No, I have no idea where
it is right now because we're in the middle of
get it next Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd love to see you again before, but I'm
out of town from the nineteenth to like the thirtieth.
Speaker 3: First Dougie Fresh to being the redheaded step child.
Speaker 2: So I just have you know. It's one of these
things where I've got three kids. One of them, the
guy that lives with me, is going to go to
his mom's. My oldest son is down in New York
and he has to work on Christmas, so I'm going
to go down and see him. I have a hotel
because I'm like, I have no idea, what condition is
you do? Well, maybe I'll go with you and uh.
And then I've got.
Speaker 3: Two twins one queen. You can always switching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, come on me and you New York City.
Speaker 3: How could go wrong? They got guinness?
Speaker 2: Oh I know, Well, I'll be on Staten Island because
that's where he lives.
Speaker 3: I went to school on Standing College.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then uh, and then I'm going to Alexandria,
Virginia and uh, you're just bouncing all over the place. Yeah,
I guess this holiday stuff, right, you got it? Yeah?
And then and then we're into the.
Speaker 3: New year Doug twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you any resolutions do you have right now now?
Still to not as of right now? Do you make
them regularly?
Speaker 3: It's always gonna lose weight in the new years?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, yeah, I feel that I was talking to.
I don't want to say who it was because I
don't want to embarrass them by person, but there's someone
very close to me and they said they got new boots.
So they were going up because they have a place
at a ski resort and their kid is on an
elite ski team, and not many trails are open, and
just this guy, his son went up and he had
gotten new bindings and for his boots, you know, he
got new boots, so he needed to adjust the bindings.
Not new bindings, but he had to adjust the bindings.
And he's coming down this hill and he's hitting it
kind of hard, and all of a sudden, man, he
pops out of the ski, just pops the fuck like
he is spread all over and he hears this little voice, dad,
are you all right? Because the kid who was coming
down the same trail with his ski team, and the
coach comes over and he's like pulling himself back together
and he can't figure out, like what happened, and so
then well, hang on, you fucking nailed it. You fucking
nailed it. So he comes down the uh a little
bit more, puts him back on and happens again. And
now there's a bunch of like age rich chicks coming by.
They're like, oh, you want us to take your skis
and you can walk down and this person is like
me and they're fucking ready to snap and they're like no.
So goes back to where the bindings were adjusted with
the new boots and the guy goes, yeah, I don't
It shouldn't be happening at all. Makes no sense. And
he pulls out the order for him and the person
looks and goes, they put down the wrong weight by
one hundred fucking pounds.
Speaker 3: So they can do that. I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all the bindings are based on your weight, right,
so it's gonna hold you in there. And he's hitting
it hard and it says he's one hundred and thirty
and he's two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 3: I thought he was a hundred.
Speaker 2: Well this is what he said. He goes, what the
fuck you can look at me right? He says that
his two looked like a one because he wrote it fast,
and the guy just adjusted it for one thirty. But
here's the thing. They don't know.
Speaker 3: You could be having it done for this.
Speaker 2: This is a two or one ye well depending, it
could be correct or you filled it up out And
they got a bunch of orders and they go, yeah, we're
gonna get to it. We'll call you when you're ready.
And they go back through and they look at it.
They say, one thirty makes sense because it.
Speaker 3: Could be somebody else was filling out the order.
Speaker 2: Now the guy it could be a dad for his kid,
you know what I'm saying, or a guy for his wife. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Fuck this first was he injured? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. And we're not talking, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean he's two thirty.
Speaker 2: How tall is it's like five ten? Okay? Maybe yeah,
maybe five nine, I don't know.
Speaker 3: So he's in shape. It's a good wait for five ten?
Fucking What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm more
than two two thirty, you know.
Speaker 2: Shit, I see it. Doug goes over to his refrigerator.
They go Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 3: Gosh, the show really misses my.
Speaker 2: So the yeah, I mean, but in terms of injury,
I don't. I don't think so. But this person all
offesome say to me, Hey, you gotta be careful. We're
not young anymore. And I'm going I don't. I don't know.
I guess I have some aches and pains and things.
I don't even think about this ship. And I'm like, well,
I we'll get my bindings adjusted properly. I will tell
you that's.
Speaker 3: Where I started buying the past couple of years. Then
you might find this funny. But tombs. Yeah, because being older,
certain acids, pizza, sauce, heartburn, you're like, I die so well,
even McDonald's McMuffin, which I love the sausage though driving
around all of a sudden you get the little palpitation.
Speaker 2: But yeah, ogita, yeah baby, Well, I will tell you
here's something of getting old. I had a problem where
things were getting lodged in my esophagus. It was especially
a smaller bite spill. Let's chew, chew your food, so
it was usually like meat and things. Okay, this could
be very very gay if you wanted to take it,
because you're choking.
Speaker 3: I'm choking on me, okay, but smallah.
Speaker 2: So I it would just like it would lodge in
my esophagus, like I could feel it. I could feel
it sitting there. So and a lot of times it
was I felt like maybe I was eating too fast.
I wanted to get to something and that was the problem.
So I sort of ignored it. Well, then I'm living
by myself. There's no one around, and it's lodged and
I'm having a hard time. I'm having a hard time breathing.
I'm having a hard time with everything.
Speaker 3: Scary, isn't it fucking yeah? So and it works through
this story. I start ninety one one.
Speaker 2: Well, so it hurts, like it really fucking hurts, and
it's not moving, and I know it's stuck and I
can breathe, but the pain is there, and I'm like,
good God. So I do go to the emergency room
and I'm there like you know, I'm breathing in. My
heart rate is okay and my blood pressure is not
too bad. And so they're like, uh, I'm waiting forever
and they finally admit me and then they say, hey, listen,
we uh we're going to do some tasks so they
look and they go, uh, we're going to do a scope. Okay,
We're going to drop a scope down and see sew
it's in there, which yeah, right exactly. Because I was
joking at the same time because I needed to have
a colonoscopy, I go, why don't we just two for
one in the fucking middle? Right, So they they go
in Doug and they said to me, they knock you out.
They come back and they go, okay, uh, we the
meat had come out, but we can see the indentation
like where it was lotched. We can see it there
and you have well no, They're like, yes, yes, But
they said, uh, I think there is a thing like
supposed to choose thirty six times or something, And now
that you said it, I think there is scientifically, I
can look at up for something like that, right right,
who does It's like fucking puree? Right, I'd like a steak,
got like a few bites and then nice and then
I swallow. So so the uh they said to me,
you have like a narrowing of your esophagus. Why don't
we try you on a medication and see how that works.
And it's kind of like an an acid, So uh,
they said, let's keep you off of it, and then
let's put.
Speaker 3: You on it and we have to do another scope.
So they do another scope and they.
Speaker 2: Go, okay, well we can still see stuff happening and
you're having so they put me on this. They did
another scope and everything was back to normal.
Speaker 3: So I have to take so they put you under,
put the scope under it. It came out of anethesiologia anesthesia,
and then they let you drive home.
Speaker 2: I don't recall what I did.
Speaker 3: I think that's why you're not supposed to drive in.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't recall what I did, and
I'm not sure that they used anesthesia or something else.
Sometimes there's like nerve blockers and I don't I don't remember.
I know for the colonoscopy they put me out, but uh,
and then I got a ride on prison. Yeah, hey,
you're getting done for your breath and this will be
over soon. So I yeah, so I'm on like this
and asked pill. So I don't have those problems only
because of that. I take it every day before I
eat anything, and it's helped. I've never had a problem again,
you know, But it's like for all my life I
was so proud. I was up into my fifties and
I hadn't I wasn't on a medication.
Speaker 3: I'm on a daily medication.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on a daily And then and then I
fell in love with that roll. So that's the other one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you moved all over here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Take one day two day one. You're in a trailer.
Speaker 2: You're running. How did I move over here?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: I had a kind of over dinner on a Friday
night and then woke up in a panic because I
had a project for my Counseling Theories class that I
needed to that was going to be a podcast.
Speaker 3: I met somebody ubering that's doing the same thing you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not for.
Speaker 3: Psychology, but just to listen to people those problems.
Speaker 2: Well like counseling.
Speaker 3: Counseling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It's counseling. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the first thing they tell you is don't give
them any advice.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, yeah, just listen.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, you're going to school basically just sit
there and listen. Well, there's a little more to it.
I'm like, doesn't sound like there's a little more to it.
Speaker 2: Who was she?
Speaker 3: Do you remember I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Did she to Fisher?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yes, yeah, so she is going to Fisher.
Speaker 2: She's probably in my class. Is she getting a master's
It doesn't matter. Oh we can talk about the software,
doesn't it. Yes, But you are told to meet the
person where they are and try to guide them to
find their own answers within themselves, because that's going to
be more effective for them to Actually.
Speaker 3: They've never done that as a bar tender ever.
Speaker 2: No, I think that right there. You're a driver, right,
you give advice, right, And that's what it is. And
that was probably my big problem too, because, like I'm
a dad. Before you came in here, I called my
middle age, my middle age, my middle son, and I said,
I was like, hey, man, you want to grab breakfast
tomorrow morning? And he's like, oh, Dad, I'm losing my mind.
I got my computer's not working. I'm downloading this software
program for my masters. I got to get these projects done.
I have till next week. I know I can't ask
for an extension. The computer is just stuck in the
download mode. And I'm realizing I'm having problems with the computer.
I go, all right, let's let's go call a conference
them in on a friend of mine who's a computer guy.
I say, what is he gonna need? He goes, here's
one that's fairly inexpensive. Blah blah blah, and I go.
He goes, I don't have that. I don't have five
hundred dollars. I can just do. I go, I got
five hundred just to fucking go get it. Let's get
this done.
Speaker 3: So that's a fix it thing.
Speaker 2: That's a dad thing. Right, you got a problem? How
can I fix it? How can I make it happen
with this? It's not effective if somebody doesn't find their
own kind of conclusions, so you want to lead them
in a socratic method. Sometimes there's many different theories. And
then the other thing is diagnosing people. So you can't
prescribe drugs. I cannot say, hey, but I can, but
I can diagnose you. So I can say, let's say,
you know, you go, I don't know. I've been on
this manic up and down and moon swings and blah
blah blah, and I can go through and go, Okay,
sounds like.
Speaker 3: You're a woman thirty six years old. Problem solved. I'll
be three hundred and fifty five dollars.
Speaker 2: A bipolar you know. Whatever it could be, or it
could be borderline personality disorder. Whatever, I can send you
to somebody to prescribe it or talk to your provider.
I can send this to your provider if you allow me,
and we can get you on something that may make
you feel better. I don't know, but that's what I
can do. And there are big, thick books and lots
of reading and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3: So now what are you going to be done? When's
the party?
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty seven? Okay, twenty twenty seven, spring of twenty
twenty seven, so it's a yeah, we're fucking jamming through
right now. I got finals this week and then a
start up again in January. Now I know what I'm
up against, balancing the podcast and all the stuff that
I need to do and then trying to part time job.
So I don't I don't know how to say this.
I want better health insurance, so I do. I am
part time out of school so that they covers it.
That entire check will go covers me and my kid
on a pretty great health plant, like a really great
health plan. So I make no money, but I don't
need to do it. The only reason I do it
is for the benefits because I don't enjoying it. Yes,
And they just said to me the other day they
were asking me how long my program was because they
want to try to keep me as long as possible,
of course, And yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I'm I met the Moran. Hi, Kenny, what are
we learning today? With the Moran? We're going to talk
about geography and the United States fits in the world.
Okay with the Moran? Okay, why didn't you get to class.
Speaker 2: There's there's a sub lady there too that calls me
mister Morgan. And I haven't corrected her yet. I just
I haven't corrected her. I just let her go because
I feel like, for some reason it's a bait. I
feel I maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like it's
only because I don't talk about like any of my stuff.
I don't say I had a podcast. I certainly never
talk about radio. I just had somebody come to me
the other day and go, hey, I had a client
come in here and they said to me, does my
name sound familiar to you? Blah blah blah, And then
they explained to who they are, and they go, you
never did that, You never, I go, why would I
why would I you know, yeah, but you have like ah,
then I'm finding out this big following you have now
on who you were before and all this stuff from
other people who were like, oh my gosh. And I said,
but why what, I'm not gonna go in and go there.
My name's I'm familiar.
Speaker 3: Uh well, I've got a quick story for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
speaking of names, I was supposed to do a DJ
gig tonight. I know, yeah, And I told you this
right yeah, in Groveland, New York. At least that's what
they said in the email. We're having our company party
this then, and the other thing at the bottom it
was from Groveland, Florida. And I guess I never put
the two together. I thought maybe their company originated here
and they moved, as companies do. And and we've been
emailing back and forth. You have a cordless mike, you
need a table, do you have speakers?
Speaker 2: You have this? Yes? Yes, yes?
Speaker 3: And then somebody's gonna call you Thursday. And they did
it with Cindy and it was a girl's mother.
Speaker 2: How you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm good. And I called her, I'm like,
are you in Groveland Florida. She goes, yeah, I go,
I'm in New York. Huh, I'm in Rochester, New York.
What about Bushnell's base?
Speaker 2: And I go, there is a.
Speaker 3: Bushnells BASI half an hour for me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 3: Your party's not in Groveland, New York. There's a grovel
in New York. I'm like, yeah, that's where I That's
why I added in, but hang money for travel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So because when she said we're in Groveland, well.
Speaker 2: How far away is Groveland? Is Groveland Correctional Facility or something?
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes? Fifty minutes? Okay, but that's not your
Bushnell's base. No, okay, I don't know where. And uh,
she goes, well, my daughter's been doing mostly. She goes,
so we have no DJ for Saturday.
Speaker 2: I go, I guess not.
Speaker 3: I go before you hang up, I go, how did
you find me? She goes, aren't you mister doug Fresh.
I'm like, no, I'm Dougie Fresh. And how old are you?
Speaker 2: Hello? I know?
Speaker 3: She goes, aren't you mister doctor Fridge.
Speaker 2: I'm Douggi Fresh.
Speaker 3: So I have no idea how she because she wanted
to call her daughter. Obviously, there is sure yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it would have been I guess the internet or something.
I mean, obviously she did have my card, but we'll
look at you. Yeah, I've been giving a carrt out
to a couple of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have holiday party things coming up? Holiday time?
Speaker 3: Last year in January, some people wait till after the
Christmas to have their holiday parties. So I'm hoping I'm
having that again. And she ended up being a silver
sponsor the Breast Cancer Events. Did I tell you how I.
Speaker 2: Finished on that? Did we talk about that last time?
I think so new record. That's amazing, amazing stuff, amazing stuff.
Speaker 3: January. I'll start buying things again.
Speaker 2: Uh, we'll take a moment. I've been seeing something online
that I could watch all day and I think you might.
Speaker 3: Is the Is it the boat getting flowed up in
the Atlantic? Because I love that I can watch that
all day?
Speaker 2: What do you mean the boat?
Speaker 3: The drug boats with spy thing? Remember when you hit
that game and you have to look through the thing
and you try to drop it in the thing and
you play that for like half an hour and like
battleshep ship not sheep ship, battleship. Yes, is that on it?
Speaker 2: That is not it's not what it is. It is
something similar, But I don't I can't what if people die,
even the drug boats. I get it, I get it.
It's it is fucking amazing. It's like, there's no bullshit here.
You're guy.
Speaker 3: I don't want people die either, but no, no, no, one
guy in a boat or.
Speaker 2: Or people with heroin overdose. Yeah, you could have heroin overdoses.
But the fentanyl. Why that's being cut with this stuff,
I don't know. And I have unfortunately friends that dabble
in some of the powders. Uh that you know you're worry.
Speaker 3: I see abe Lincoln said. If anything's going to have
happen in this country, it's going to be doom from within,
or it's going to start from within. It won't be
from an outside source. They'll try to kill us from
the inside out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's Christmas.
Speaker 2: This is what you're gonna love. You're gonna love because
I think you will love this too. And I don't know.
You probably have seen it, man, I have lots of
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Speaker 4: Is I'm wearing her clothes herself pants walking.
Speaker 2: There you go, guys, that would be uh the late
Bob Rivers who died this year. But he was a
big radio personality in Seattle and that made tons of
tunes that he would send out. And I had a
record contract and a huge recording studio. And when he retired,
who went on tour with heart as a keyboard?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, yep, he made a fucking ship ton of money.
Speaker 2: The Barefoot Bandit do you ever remember the Barefoot Band?
It was this kid who stole somebody's seaplane and stow
Bob's seaplane out of Seattle, out of Yeah, that was it.
So I just thought would be fun to play a
little Thanksgiving in w k RP.
Speaker 3: When they yeah, they dropped the turkeys. I was thinking
about you the turkey draws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. Uh. So there's something that I
have been watching on social media that I love. And
it's always this time of year that we hear about
the porch pirates, people who run up and steal the
packages off your front steps, your porchs whatever and then
they go running off the thing that Now we get
to see a lot of these because there's the ring doorbell, right,
and people put it on social media.
Speaker 3: And go, uh, if you see this blurry called the authority, right.
Speaker 2: If you see this person or and then it you
know whatever. So I have been watching these videos where
a porch pirate runs up, grabs a package and they
booby tramped, yes, okay, and as they're coming back, you
hear boom and it's like paint and it's like all
over their face and so and somebody like one guy screaming.
Speaker 3: You fucking asshole, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Sue, and I go, this cannot cannot be real, right,
it's got to be AI generated, it's got to be fixed,
it's got to be something. So I had to go
like do a little research on all this stuff, and
I am finding I did find like a news story
that will play. I haven't listened to it, but accordingly.
Speaker 3: Where guys have shipped their pants, they go running, they're
so scared. They have a tape of a dog gunshots
and that's funny shotgun and.
Speaker 2: Okay, now that but even there, I don't know if
that's real or not.
Speaker 3: Well, this was a few years ago and it pops
up every now and then, so I think it was.
Speaker 2: That's funny before pre AI. Dude, I must have watched
for twenty minutes. Oh yeah, laugh at my dick.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the one with the bike They tie
a rope to the bike and somebody comes by and
thinks this free bike looks and they'll just start peddling. Yeah,
and twenty feet down ask over t K, Yeah, this
is the bike could be really dangerous. Well yeah, so
knacking your teeth out, shit like that.
Speaker 2: According to police quoted by recent news report, many of
the dramatic exploding box videos are AI generated or staged,
so it's hired actors that are in these videos. Whatever.
I'll tell you what. If you're looking for numbers on
I sat there and I was like, this is fucking
awesome because it's like, you know, what a shitty thing.
Absolutely because a lot of people are probably I would
I don't know what the average price, but I'm gonna
say I'll tell you what about fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: I have driven uber obviously, yes, and I have been
leaving apartment complexes and on occasion you'll see it no,
the rider will be like, turn around, turn around the
mails here, my package will get stolen. Can you please
turn around? I get it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh shit, yeah yeah okay.
Speaker 3: So that's that's obviously bad. I was looking for it.
Speaker 2: They were, but they did have some that were like
the glitter. They had a glitter trend. So when you
opened the box, these are exploding as people are running
to the cars. Their cars are getting covered in Maine
the interior. If it's real, right, that's why I'm going
there's no fucking way because if this were true, whoever's
making them needs to fucking sell them online because I
would buy eight of them just to see.
Speaker 3: There's rumors years ago in New York City people would
put their trash in a cardboard box, wrap it up.
Speaker 2: Leave it in the car unlocked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then that may be true. They get back
and it stolen trash.
Speaker 2: But yes, uh, I think the glitter bomb was one
they did and this bait box trend. But according to
legal experts, setting a booby trap package, even with non
lethal substance, is risky because homeowners could face criminal charges
or civil liability if someone gets if.
Speaker 3: Somebody's walking on your lawn illegally.
Speaker 2: And annoying, like it's so fucking annoying innocent, Uh parties
say a delivery driver, a neighbor, or even a child
might accidentally trigger such a trap, is what they're saying.
And that I guess you could say that could happen,
I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, accidentally walk up to your house and look in
the box and touch it and trigger it him you
lose a hand. Yeah, and it's your fault, right, and
I'll see you. Or what if what if I did this?
Speaker 2: What if I was coming to visit you, you had
a package, I ring your doorbell, you come over, I'm
holding the package.
Speaker 3: There was a difference between being invited into my house
and you just showing up. No, no, But if I
invite you over and something happens, that I'm at fault.
Speaker 2: But if you just shut up. So let's say I
just showed up, ring the doorbell, and I see Doug's
got a package there, so I hold I'm holding the package,
and you come open the door.
Speaker 3: And it blows up all over your face.
Speaker 2: I'm covered like pat I'm covered in paint.
Speaker 3: Give me another package.
Speaker 2: Or let's say you came to my house like and
that that could be a lawsuit for you. I really
think it could be. I would hope it wouldn't be right.
Speaker 3: It's amazing how many people know how to sue and
why to sue.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, some of these are obviously fake. But there
is a story, a news story out of San Francisco
that I queued up. I have not listened to this.
I apologize, It's okay. I wanted to see because I
find them fucking funny. Dude, you gotta go look them
up for me. And I just laughed my ass off
as what made me go, there's no way this can
be real. It's one that this guy, now he looks
like an open loop. His entire face, beard, everything is orange.
He's on a sidewalk and he's yelling back at the
house I'm gonna sue. And I'm like, all right, this
is not real this there's no way this could be
real at all. Let's see what this story says.
Speaker 3: Right, people running off the porch, and then you'll hear it,
all right, And.
Speaker 4: This one's on social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram.
The video show porch pirates being avenged by exploding packages.
A loud, blue and pink Pala were worse.
Speaker 2: Or worse guys going back to his truck and training Boom,
it's off. That's not funny.
Speaker 3: Not a legitimate way, too, is a costealing your stuff.
There could be civil liabilities, there could be criminal liabilities.
Speaker 4: And while many of the videos appear to be fakes,
the thefts and opportunities, especially this time of.
Speaker 3: Year, TikTok work. So if you get so many views and.
Speaker 2: Making money, yeah, I mean I gave.
Speaker 3: This every kids. Well I can't say every kid's.
Speaker 2: No, yes it is. It's majority of children's dreams. Yeah,
and I will tell you I I probably made somebody
some money because I couldn't stop watching. Then I'm searching them.
Speaker 3: Then I all of a sudden, like after I looked
at it, did you just put a miracle on thirty
fourth Street?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want the Christmas ferit. I want to
see shit blowing up on people's faces. I watched some
I was looking I want somebody to lose an eye.
Speaker 2: I was looking for the Bill's Hallmark movie because I
hear it's terribly bad and oh no, I cried, you
did not.
Speaker 3: I bought a big tub of popcorn and I watched it.
There with my cat on my lap and the fire,
oh my god, Christmas tree lit and the lights down low,
and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, boom, you suck.
Speaker 3: No, I did not watch it, nor will I.
Speaker 2: I went looking for it, but you gotta I have
to get a subscription to the Homemark channel. I'm not
getting a subscription to the Hollwark.
Speaker 3: Seventy movies with all the same PLOTLM.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see it, so I did, Like
I bought another piece of equipment by at a necessity
because I left the board here. I was going to
try to watch it with my brother, get drunk and
watch it on the couch with microphones and talk it
to the micros how shitty the movie was.
Speaker 3: I would like to do that. Then I would do.
Speaker 2: You and I could do that. We could do that.
We'll do that in here when.
Speaker 3: We can remember saying this theater three thousand, we would
talk through. So I'm actually I would love to do that.
Speaker 2: I think this week we're going to get the TV
mounted I'm taking and I don't want the here anymore,
and you know there anymore. No, I'm gonna take that
off and I want to put the production doing up here.
I'm going to bring it. I have other things happening,
so I'm going to bring it home. I have a
garage that I'll just put it in for now and
we'll leave it there. Why do you want it?
Speaker 3: That would probably I could probably find something to raffle
it off on.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, uh yeah you want it, you can
have it right now. But after Christmas, yeah, then it's yours.
I'll leave it here, we'll get you to take it.
I told him I don't want it. I don't want
it up and uh, it's it's not good with the
cameras anymore. It's pain the ass, and I had it
because it can't Actually the funny things, weren't.
Speaker 3: You gonna do something with Guinness? Reach out to them.
Speaker 2: By did and they said that they Guinness Corporate was
like at the time, gave a no, And so I
didn't pursue it anymore. I can probably go back now,
you know. I've got a couple of things like that
that are of a bigger thing. But I don't want
the mirror. I would get a sign. I would get
a sign, like a lit up sign or something. The mirror,
though it was given to me when a friend of
mine bought thirsties. It was always in his family. His
dad had it, and then it went to the brothers
when dad passed, and I think it became a big,
big deal because the brothers, a couple of them live
out of town and they wanted to sell it, and
it's sort of an iconic place in Pittsford, and he
wound up. I think it became a legal thing and
he won. Oh yeah. And so when he got he
took that down, renovated a little bit in there, and
gave that to me. So I feel a little bit.
Speaker 3: I guess in the family. If I'm getting in it,
maybe I'll keep it. I can put it in my grass,
so I don't I don't know. I can hang it
up next to the TV.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Speaking I went to uh stack and slice he did, yes, uh.
In specific port, I thought it was more of a
bar like bTB. No, it's not to go yeah, but
you can go great, you can go over to the
brewery out there.
Speaker 2: I think there's a brewery right there. I thought maybe
next door.
Speaker 3: I was kind of lost. I was in the parking lot.
It's just a small piece of shop. Yeah, and I'm like,
where the hell is this place? Going up and down
thinking it's a bar, and I'm like, what might lost.
Speaker 2: It? To go? It's basically to go, and then you
can go over.
Speaker 3: I think it was actually kind of summer. Seemed like
they a nice little outdoors. Yeah, a couple of picnic tables.
Speaker 2: They could definitely do that in the warmer weather. And
I think you could go over when the brewery is open,
you know, like like a thirsties. They don't serve food,
so next door you can say, yeah, so everybody would
go to.
Speaker 3: The liquor store twenty feet away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take it out of the road. Take it
out of the road, buddy. This porch pirate ship by
the way, I mean, I think in Atlanta they asked
me it to be a half a billion dollars and
lost and lost. Yeah, that's terrible. I mean, and it depends, right,
you could. It's a it's a crapshoot. You don't know
what you're getting.
Speaker 3: You mean, well, I'll sell onliner, I'll give it to something, right, but.
Speaker 2: Somebody could Oh that's true, that's true.
Speaker 3: You can get.
Speaker 2: Somebody's dependence order, you know what I mean. I mean, seriously,
something somebody needs, well, somebody needs that they don't want
to buy it in a store. It's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I'm stealing in the store. I mean they're coming in
with twenty thirty people. If you watch the videos in California,
Oh yeah, it's all planned going yeah, yeah, smashing grab
does it call it? Yeah, jewelry stores, Yeah, they did
here in Greece years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Just terrible. It is terrible, but the uh very
real and it's.
Speaker 1: It's really scary, you know, to think that if somebody is.
Speaker 3: Is that bold and not brazen to not know what
else they may be capable of.
Speaker 2: Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely correct, somebody's stealing your package. It starts with
something and it goes up to say, in this.
Speaker 2: Middle aged women that are usually doing it, do you
think that fat sound is just gonna be able to
do anything? She's got a fucking revolver in her belt.
Speaker 3: She can't get it out over her, but she's reaching
Doug's no difference to heighten up the adrenaline. First, you're
stealing this, and I gotta tell you the liquor store,
and then you keep going up and live I'm not
gonna get cut. Yeah, you live in I live bubble world.
Speaker 2: I do. I don't know. In my mind, yes, in
my mind, I live. I'm not I'm not. You agree
with this woman. This woman says it, most people will
agree with it. Right. My first reaction is not the
fuck they're stealing a package?
Speaker 3: What there capable? You're probably picked up a girl. It
was one hundred yards, it was Thursday. I got like
thirteen dollars. This was a seven minute ride to this
Minnie Martin back. She just didn't want to walk it
for a coffee and scratch offs in that time. She's
thirty four. Her oldest is twenty years old. Wow, so
she had fourteen years old, four kids, shares custody with
a grandmother, and once two more. And I'm like, are
you fucking kidding me? Because she's a cancer. So apparently
if you're on a Zoda excited cancers, you want big families.
I'm like, hey, I did not know that. Huh, here's
your stop. I just right, but live in beautiful bubble world.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that these things don't exist. What
I'm saying is I don't. I don't think, like, because
someone stole my package, I don't know what else they're
capable of. I understand that it is a violation. And
when you've been.
Speaker 3: Wrong, What did Jeffrey Dahmer do before he start eating people?
Do you just kind of like he sold nibble packages,
nibble on your neck, like, oh baby, oh gosh, this
is making some ranch stressing on your neck and oh,
you know what's good? Where's Michelle? I don't know. Yeah,
it didn't work out too well. Don't check my freezer.
I got a turkey and a couple of heads in there.
Speaker 4: Olivia Wilson's doorbell. Cant someone taking.
Speaker 3: A start masturbating and you get sex then woman.
Speaker 2: And that's how we have these problems.
Speaker 3: That's why you know, prostitution is still you know, crazy
nutty people out there. Fantasy is. It's the same with anything.
Speaker 2: I got it up your game.
Speaker 3: You start working at McDonald's, then you go to college,
now you're doing a podcast. You're just up in your game.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, but I don't.
Speaker 3: It's not everybody, but you just don't go out.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying if I were stealing a package, I
don't what else am I capable of. I'm not capable of,
but I could practically some of.
Speaker 3: These people you were in a radio station. It didn't
work out. You said to what am I capable of podcasts?
I'm capable of that, right, so you up your game.
It's the same same thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I don't see the logic there, because I go,
that's a risky thing. It's probably probably I can steal
something and sell it. I'm desperate, I'm desperate for money,
or I've got my own at the same store.
Speaker 3: That's a brag. But it's the same with a breast cancer.
You know, we started with sixty six people bowling. Yeah,
and every year just upping it up. And somebody asked
me online, like, how is this growing every year? I'm
just thinking of ways you get a little more. And
with the packages, Hey I got one package, what can
I do to get a couple more?
Speaker 2: That's but what Okay, I understand that. That's what I mean.
I don't know what else they're capable of. What taking
a shit on your front lawn? Like, I honestly laugh
at that. I laugh at it. I laugh at that statement,
and I only laugh at it was a dog. I
only laugh at that statement because it just sounds ridiculous
to me after seeing the people it's usually for the
most part the videos I've seen, it's middle aged white women.
Speaker 3: That are stealing packages.
Speaker 2: That's what I see on the videos I've seen. I'm
not saying, I'm not sure I am profiling, right, And
that's what pops in my head, and I go, what
are they capable of? A burning a batch of fucking cookies?
I mean, what do you want me to tell you?
I get it, all right. I know I'm in the
minority on these things. I always am, I always am.
But I don't I say I live in a bubble
because I don't live in everything.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying fear right, Okay, you're stealing packages. Christmas
is Christmas is over in January? Normal packages, right, I
still want to steal?
Speaker 2: Now? What do I do? Okay, yeah, I got you.
I got you. I mean, you're you make you're making sense.
I am and I am not for many people. But
I just go, I don't live in that fear thing.
And I go, all right, I lose the package of
those package. I don't think living in fear. I think
where people go, what else are they capable of? To me,
that's a fear based that's a fear based reaction, right,
Because at and they are probably correct, as you're pointing out,
but I'm going that's a fear based reaction. I go,
they stole a fucking package. They're not robbing the liquor store.
They're not going there.
Speaker 3: Okay, give them a chance. I don't give a chance.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: All right, we see raising Arizona. I'll be taking these
huggies and all the money out of your register.
Speaker 2: Okay, alright, I just it is it's me. I know
it's me. I know it's me, and I chose where
I live. Look, I will say I've been robbed, not
my person, but my place. Yeah. I didn't even really
sweat that one. I don't know why. I just didn't
know yet robbed it where a apartment I had in
Pittsford in the past couple of years. Right, No, no, no,
this was many many years ago, probably twenty five, three
thirty years. No. No, I wasn't home and they stole
my TV and stereo system. That was it.
Speaker 3: That is it sure wasn't whey Well, I didn't have
any kids at the time.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, no children. I was this is like
I was probably twenty four. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe you were profiled. Uh, well, I definitely somebody knew
I had this stuff and the same as me.
Speaker 3: I lived right on Jefferson Road one day and my
truck was broken into. Yeah, all my DJ stuff and
clubs are gone. Yeah, somebody knew where I was when
I was going to be there. It sucks, yeah, but
I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I remember going to bed that night and
the cops like, you feeling you know, maybe you're feeling anything,
you lock up, lock up, and I I think I
left the doors open. Then I just went to bed. Well,
that's why I'm saying. I go, I know I'm built
weird because that's not a normal reaction to these things.
But I didn't. I go, they're not looking for me.
They were looking for my ship. And then and they
already took it. There's nothing left to take. There's nothing here.
Speaker 3: So people don't lock their doors. I was like, fuck
it on their cars in the city, because if I
have something inside well there, I would.
Speaker 2: Want to shit in a box and leave it right,
you know what I mean. Let that happen. But you're right,
I don't live in an area where that tradition happens. Obviously, traditionally,
but on a regular basis. If I lived in the city,
it would be a little more probably, Yeah, But I don't,
so I get to live in my bubble bubble boy
bubble boy bill. We'll take a moment. Uh, what did
I want to ask Dougie Fresh? I had a whole
bunch of things here.
Speaker 3: That to use, probably next to my ornament.
Speaker 2: Oh, the holidays coming up? Yeah, yeah, and kind of
the you know what's going on? If you feel like
you're being pulled in every direction for some reason, if
you uh, you know, do you know what you want?
And world peace? Yeah? And uh. And then I think
that for a lot of people, they get in that
middle aged idea where they don't partake in the in
the parties anymore as much because they don't want to.
They stay for a short period time.
Speaker 3: I don't know holiday parties. I've been asking people they
are any holiday parties? Like, no, not for years anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, I think that there's a
big and I.
Speaker 3: Was thinking of having one, but I'm still not ready
to host what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Still not set up to host a holiday party. I'm
thinking maybe a outdoor party in the spring. For valued
customers where I bartend.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, have them over to your place. Yeah, that's creepy.
What what are you? Doug Stewart, Martha Stewart's got it.
I can't houst yet. It's not all set up.
Speaker 3: It's not not ready.
Speaker 2: It's not ready, Billy. It's not like my mom. I'm
not ready. I'm not ready for the holidays. I'm not anything.
I don't don't want to go.
Speaker 3: To bathroom one is upstairs. I'd rather remodel the downstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you. Does it work? Yeah? You think
you're fucking friends care? Yeah? Oh well these are your
valued customers.
Speaker 3: Well they're they're friends. I would see them outside of work.
There's not a whole bunch, but damn.
Speaker 2: You know what. I believe that they're There's something.
Speaker 3: Here that would be nice to people, just a reason
to have a party. We'll just do it then. I'm
what I'm saying, I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: This is the point. I get it. You're a fucking
gay man in that shirt. I get it. I'm not
ready to host all ten right now. I'm not ready
to host. Okay, please deviled eggs. That's all I serve.
A bathroom be backed up exactly, we'll take them away
I have. I'm gonna give you a theory. Be since
you brought up the less holiday parties, something has happened
within the past five years that I believe is going
to hurt future generations. I really do. I think maybe
we'll see things change. I know there was some attempt
to do it, but we'll get to that right after this.
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Speaker 2: Out now.
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hoping everybody has A merry christmas and A Happy new
year and uh passover and uh may bill once you?
Pass over some of those potatoes.
Speaker 2: Did you uh did you get sent home with leftovers From?
Speaker 3: Uh thanksgiving my sister gave me some stuff, in yeah,
oh okay and that was.
Speaker 2: About it so the past couple, of years my dad
would come up to my mom's and he would take
us out, to dinner and then we had that one
year where We're at merbau, and uh he's getting. Pissed,
off yeah. Excuse me he's getting really pissed off at.
The time and he got. The, bill well he was
gonna pay FOR everybody i, was known AND so i.
Speaker 3: Thought you were drinking a mother, And table yeah.
Speaker 2: He did he was pissed off because my brother orders
a bottle of wine and my, father's looking where's. THE price.
I go they don't put the price. On there, HE goes,
i go and then all of, A sudden i really
goes make it, two bottles and my, DAD'S like i want.
TO know i want. To know god damn. The PRICE
so i at, the Time like parkinson's wasn't. As bad but.
He's SHUFFLING so i walked with him to the bathroom
and he's motherfucking the. Whole way who Walks in and
it was a private Room, in mirebeau and they had
a television right up behind like where my dad sat
at the head of the table and my sister was
next to him because it was really, wide table AND
then i was on the corner next, to HIM so
i got everything because we were actually physical. Proximity closer
so he's. Getting pissed my brother and his wife came
in and they TURNED the tv on and put on
the football game, mute it so whoever wanted to want could.
Watch it there are some people in the fan who
in the family, who, go, oh sport they don't get
into my. Sister annoying so my, father's like who? Walks
in who walks in to a place that They don't
i'm the one paying, for everything and they're gonna take
over like they. Own it they're gonna just turn ON.
The tv then and he's ordering wine like, blah blah,
blah blah and then my boys order some drink and
my oldest son goes back for another martini and my
father they're like eighteen. Dollars martinza my father is fucking
getting so fissed and he's going to, be well and
he's like bitch and bitch, and bitching and we find
out that it's seventy eight dollars a bottle. Of wine
now he's like Fucking flying and then this is what
he would. Always do the bill shows up and, he,
goes oh not as BAD as. I thought but the
rest of the weekend it, Was, like hey anybody want
to go in there and see if they can find
a seventy eight dollar bottle. OF wine i know you.
Like it, it's like, holy fuck he couldn't so this.
Speaker 3: Year old people with prices even, me sometimes like when
you said you took your son out to DINNER and
i thought it was, like, yeah yeah you, were Right
yeah pittsford and you like yeah it Was fair Yeah.
Here fairport, but Yeah so fairport's a little lower.
Speaker 2: End, kidding, Yeah YEAH So i.
Speaker 3: I'm picking up friends. To night i'm being a. Private
uber good. For, you yeah that's. REALLY awesome i hope
they're paying me.
Speaker 2: A lot you did it, last weekend, didn't you or
a couple of weekends ago now? While, ago yeah a
nice new. Car too yeah that's. That's sweet the, uh
yeah it's it's just so this year we had. A
restaurant my mother picked up the food from a restaurant
and she made, the turkey and my brother and his family,
were there and.
Speaker 3: That has actually gone down to picking up food from
a restaurant because prices. Are sword so You really i've
heard this from three or. Four couple what do? You,
think like because, you're right what do? You think what are?
You THINK because i said to, my mother let. Me
help my friends got a cracker barrel last YEAR and
i think it was around fifty, four dollars and now
it jumped to like. Seventy, eight okay well we got
we got all. The sides so there was.
Speaker 2: A turkey we, got stuffing two types, of stuffing regular,
corn bread a mac and cheese, corn, bread ye corn,
bread stuffing which wasn't. AS popular a whole thing of,
sweet potatoes and a whole thing of. Green BEANS and
i thought there was. Something else see that's the thing with.
Speaker 3: BEING single i went out the. OTHER day i picked out. A,
STEAK yeah i got one that was. NINE dollars i
got a two dollars box of stove top and. A cucumber, oh,
really yeah what are you doing? WITH that i heard
a joke they, said that do you know vegetables help?
Your MEMORY and, i, said YEAH when i, was six
my uncle sticked a cucumber up, My ass.
Speaker 2: And you, KNOW what i.
Speaker 3: HAVEN'T forgot i forgotten. About that since.
Speaker 2: It's nice it's. Really nice it wasn't my joke. Was
THEN but i think all that was. Six hundred? What's
that all?
Speaker 3: That prepared and go pick it up and bring it back.
Six hundred that's. THAT'S insane i don't.
Speaker 2: Know how I'm sure. I'M missing i think there was,
mashed potatoes maybe two types of potatoes or something for six.
Speaker 3: Hundred, dollars yeah so for.
Speaker 2: The family it's from a really nice Place in RHINEBECK
and I and i think my mother was a little
upset too because so we went, you, turkey, Yeah, carved
no she. Made it she made a.
Speaker 3: Turkey turkey so this is just, the sides just, the
size six. Hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: No way it was a oh, two pies, a uh,
come on peacam pie and a and a strawberry. Rubar pie,
all right.
Speaker 3: Let's say they're fifteen. Dollars each that's thirty dollars for.
Two pies, all right give me the other five hundred and.
SEVENTY dollars i.
Speaker 2: Think it was types of, stuffy too stuffing big trays of, it,
THOUGH right i. Don't know it's not A reasonable i
figure you're always probably with everybody you're over a.
Speaker 3: THOUSAND easily i got catered breakfast for my. Golf, tournament
uh and it was six hundred dollars and they was
feeding one hundred and forty.
Speaker 2: Four, people yeah, but, OKAY okay i. DON'T know i mean.
WE'RE talking i always figure if you go out with,
the family like the whole family.
Speaker 3: Dollars that seems but there are people that will.
Speaker 2: Pay it well, she DID and i said, To her
i'll let me pay. Help you and, she's, like, no
fine who is this? Your? Mother, yeah yeah SO but
i brought the wine and.
Speaker 3: People have the money to, do it and, they're, Like
okay i'm paying.
Speaker 2: Six seven that's.
Speaker 3: Another thing when you raise, your rates people think believe
that they're getting, something spectacular which actually it's. Probably, so
well four boxes the stovetop and they're making five hundred
and forty. Dollars.
Speaker 2: There, yeah well and HERE'S what i was gonna SAY
when i asked you if you had. Left over so
she sends me home with the sweet potatoes and the
green beans and, something ELSE and i just had to
throw them Out because, i'm like we never. Got EVEN
and i said, To her i'm not, To her we're
going to get. To, IT wow I think i am
okay all Right Because Jamison lee jason didn't. Touch it
jason didn't. Touch it i'm sure that END.
Speaker 3: That i have such a.
Speaker 2: He hasn't he hasn't. At all he, really hasn't that's.
The THING but i can't figure Out why I'm finding
i'm so on top of my money, right now and
it's annoying Me that i'm on top. Of THIS is,
I go i'm better off ignoring. This ship i'm finding
subscriptions to Ship that i've been trying. TO cancel. I,
can't allegedly according to, ROCKET money i Have three. ROKU
channels i can't fucking find out how to cancel any.
OF them i, canceled one but.
Speaker 3: You go through, your, phone yes but, under, SUBSCRIPTIONS yeah,
i did and one, shows UP so i.
Speaker 2: Canceled it BUT now i got two, others that according
to This that i'm still paying because rocket money tells
you what, money's, Leaving Right.
Speaker 3: So i'm, i'm like what the fuck paying racket money ten?
Speaker 2: Ninety, nine yeah. IT'S okay i like it because it. HELPS,
me o it's a ten.
Speaker 3: Dollars fine me where money's? GOING there i didn't, stop paying.
Speaker 2: So listen SO now i get a door dash passed
for nine to ninety nine charge shows Up and, i'm
like WHY do i have A? Doordack o And it's november.
TWENTY fourth i don't EVEN think i was in Town
on november. Twenty Fourth so, i'm like where the fuck
did a door? Dash PASS so i Say to jameis and, He,
Goes dad i'm not on. Your card, HE goes i
didn't have. Any DoorDash SO then i see Another one,
december first that's why it. JUMPED up, i, GO okay
i have spent twenty dollars in fucking door dash and
any of?
Speaker 3: OTHER kids I, asked Jordan.
Speaker 2: And, GEORGE'S like i didn't. DO anything, i go you
door dash? SOMETHING on, i go what? The fuck good?
To you? Lazy fuck go get off your ass and go?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 2: Get it was? It?
Speaker 3: Him no so none of? Your, Kids no so just
a ghost order door.
Speaker 2: Dash McDonald's it's all The, door no it just is
called it's a door dash. Pass CHARGE so i don't
KNOW if i signed up for doors and then you
have to get nine ninety nine a. Month, month yeah
but why did It come november? Twenty fourth? And AGAIN and,
i go is it? BEING used, I go i tracked
back it like Started in May and, I'M like i don't.
Speaker 3: Ever remember you might have, Been, drunk YEAH but i can't.
Speaker 2: You figure out how to cancel this. Fucking thing go to,
door dash take.
Speaker 3: Some time you really do have to TAKE a i
know YOU know i hate doing that. Stuff too i'll
tell you what came through. AN Email hbo cinemax come
back to us two ninety nine a month for. Twelve months,
i'm like you, know what no? Big deal why? Now
Sure and, I'm like i'm never gonna. WATCH it a
couple of YEARS ago i JOINED and i what do
you call? MARATHON watch I never i can't remember binge Watch.
The SOPRANOS so i watched all six seasons and that was.
Speaker 2: Worth it other people and there's. Saying THING there's.
Speaker 3: Dc IS, affiliated amc and also they have a Lot
of christmas movies so you don't get the commercials or,
You Know. Christmas vacation, It's right shitter's fault and it's
Full and, i'm, like well you're just missing the whole
joke of the shitter's.
Speaker 2: Fault that joe shot down.
Speaker 3: On, it yes why because IT'S. On tv you can't
say SHITTER. On TV But hbo Max, has yes it's.
Uncutting It so, i'm like, you know for the well
a couple of JOKES that i like to.
Speaker 2: Laugh. At, here okay here's another ONE THAT I i
i got to figure out too because it seems a little.
Ridiculously HIGH but i have three separate lines for on
my cell. Phone bill and THE reason i have That
is jameson had a phone and there was a tragedy with,
the PHONE and i wasn't paying whatever. They wanted so, they,
go well here's what we. Can do you can open
up another line. New phone it'll be. This whatever so
AND then i went to do something with the phone and, they,
go hey we have this deal, Right now netflix. And
whatever Maybe it's NETFLIX And hbo max for nine ninety
nine a month. FOR both, i, go great.
Speaker 3: They're, combining, yes OKAY but I think I.
Speaker 2: Think i'm still PAYING For hbo max SUBSCRIPTION that. I
had i tried. To cancel then they then they go
also for ten ninety nine A Month Hulu disney PLUS
And espn plus at, the TIME so i FUCKING Hated
espn Plus because, i'm like, all RIGHT so i, CANCELED
sling i HAVE A, ESPN plus i DON'T. HAVE espn,
i go. This sucks so then they combine. A thing
SO now i paid twenty nine ninety nine, for that
and then all of, A sudden verizon has a new
deal where they go ten ninety nine. For That so,
i'm like what do you have? Fifty dollars they said
the phone bills over two? Hundred, Bucks, right, WELL no
i didn't go. Through them, but anyway my point is
like ALL the i hate the, automatic subscriptions and it
all fucking. Adds Up and That's where. I'M going i
don't want to be pissing my. Money away there's a
lot OF things i want to do and this.
Speaker 3: ISN'T it i call every now and Then A. Direct tv, i'm,
like hey you get any promotions, and yeah let me
put you on hold your value customer, and okay we
can give you three months. Of showtime, like sure w
is my date? TO cancel i put it right in
my phone three days before call up Cancel? You sure i'm? Absolutely,
sure yes because like, you know your bill goes from
one hundred and twenty ye to yeah calling up one hundred.
Seventy nine well you had had, A. Time Amc and, i'm, like, no, no, no,
NO no i DON'T want i don't.
Speaker 2: Want to just bitched about this the other night on
the PODCAST and I AND i i said, to uh,
THE guys, I go i had a THING that i
have my son, enrolled IN and i didn't know it
was an. Automatic Renewal so i'm sitting at, the computer
working like late On a, saturday night and all of,
A sudden i get an email that comes through and
it's charge from this place for. Another THING and, i, go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. Whoa Whoa so i'm fine with it because
my son. Loves it it's actually very good. For, him
uh it's, just. Unexpected RIGHT so i go and THEY
and i talked to the person that's, training him and
they get me. The owner and the, owner, COMES hey
i heard you want to talk? TO me, I, GO jake,
I said I just. I go i didn't know this was.
Automatically renewing, oh yeah you should have gotten, an email
but maybe we have the. WRONG email, i go you
don't have the, wrong. EMAIL motherfucker, i go you don't.
Have it YOU got. I got i got. The receipt
THAT'S how i knew because it came to. My email,
that's like you Know what. I'm saying and, he, goes
well maybe we got The wrong, he, goes RIGHT and
i said. IT right, i go, THAT'S fine, i said
but before we, RENEW again i want to have a
little pow wow with my kid to go is this?
Worth it are we doing the? Right thing is it
a way? To phone are? We? Using, well YES but
i didn't know they were renewing. On it back, he,
goes oh there should be like a week before and
emails should. SHOW up, i, GO well i didn't fuck. Show,
up well maybe we have the. Wrong Email, go jake
you got the fucking writing because you got.
Speaker 3: The, Thing well i'll tell you. One Thing Like, DELTA
sonic i get the thirty five dollars, A, month yes
cheaper gas on. Oil changes BUT if i pay with
my card And then i'm down on my bank account,
and oh you your fifty, Dollars gas i'm, Like fuck so.
They can't they wanted their, fifty dollars and you need
twenty dollars to get the card. Going again and if
you're budgeting like One, in greece might be the next
day they take, It, out henrietta it might be three.
Days later so you kind of forget about. These things
plus the other little factors that come In, From, disney,
hulu Whatever and, i'm, Like oh i've got five hundred
dollars in my Bakount and, I'M like i got a fucking.
HUNDRED dollars i gotta take this. Checkout tonight, i'm, like
hey maybe we ain't gonna, make it, but uh he
can come over And watch beauty And. The dollarcorn that's.
My BUDGET so i try to pick up women Of The.
Dollar tree they're in the. Same budget, you know it's,
it's easier.
Speaker 2: It's, attractive, right yeah you. KNOW yeah i mean when
you start dating these country. Club chicks, oh, God oh,
I'M sorry i have to GO.
Speaker 3: To ccr so you're gonna get Me a christmas gift
and My Dog Muffy at, Christmas gift Muffy Likes macy's
bodywath and My, cat priscilla and Then maybe i'll look
at Your Penis.
Speaker 2: Merry, CHRISTMAS wow i didn't know you you dated. Her,
TOO no i just don't.
Speaker 3: Mentioned that.
Speaker 2: I'M kidding i don't.
Speaker 3: Say that uber to.
Speaker 2: The airport.
Speaker 3: I've had some.
Speaker 2: GOOD RIDES i i don't know anybody actually.
Speaker 3: LIKE that i know some people that are well off and. They,
don't no they don't. Show it you would.
Speaker 2: Never, know right that's. The best those are. MY friends i.
LIKE that i. Like THAT what i want to say,
to you we go all over.
Speaker 3: The, place yeah that sounds seeing you all over, TO man.
Speaker 2: I wanted to say to you, About something but why
don't we take a. SHORT moment i want to get
back TO what i think is. A PROBLEM and i
think you're Now you you are on the front fucking
line of this. Front line, you ARE and i think
you'll you'll, see It and i'll be curious as to
your thoughts on my thinking, On, this, okay right because
we already established. Not always i'm not wired the way everybody,
else is so. Just not my head is. Just not
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Speaker 3: Is this hang? On now let me SEE if i can?
End it, all right everybody got? It holiday we had
a holiday, Right here session, Number Four, Bill, Moran Billified
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inside the car till the right comes to a. Complete Stop,
merry christmas all, into wall.
Speaker 2: GOOD night.
Speaker 3: I don't know. THIS one i don't know how to
end me and Start the that's, all right you do a.
Speaker 2: Good job this is your favorite band A. C, dc,
no no your second?
Speaker 3: Favorite, Band okay, Miley, grip yeah this. Is BRILLIANT a
cdc Has a Mistress for. Christmas, song yes. That's RIGHT oh.
I forgot i forgot About the Mistress? For christmas so
what are we gonna?
Speaker 2: ASK me i don't.
Speaker 3: Know, now oh it was Something that i'll have a different.
Speaker 2: Take out, oh yeah, yeah yeah but hang, On here
i'll let you talk this. One up do you know?
Speaker 3: THIS one I Think? Mistress, CHRISTMAS yes i. Think so,
all right gentlemen in the, front row get your love.
Dollars ready here. She comes it's so fine you ever divine?
Making yourself, pull hard get ready for, the one, the
only the so fine you ever divine the five alarm
fire yourself the Sweet? See, Courtney WOW why i haven't?
Done that, OH shit i haven't introduced that song to
that song seventeen years sniffing.
Speaker 2: Down low, oh yeah come, on now, get here mister fred.
Speaker 3: Don't forget. LAP dances a two for One at christmas
time Sent in sundays is all you could eat for twenty.
Speaker 2: Five dollars, all right there we go. The take so
here's the thing that you were saying that more people
are not doing holiday parties from your unofficial we'll call
it your. Artificial survey but you interact with the public
MORE than, i DO so i would say that you
got a pretty good handle.
Speaker 3: ON things i to the, fact TOO that i just
a friend of Mine on FACEBOOK posted i Think five
christmas cards and saying this is it for. The year
this is our small circle that. She, Gets yeah. Christmas
cards i'm going To do.
Speaker 2: Christmas, cards Yeah then i'll get two, THIS year i
get one from one of my college friends and then.
THAT'S it i think you'll be in one of.
Speaker 3: The pictures awesome because we were at a bunch. Last
year what were up and we? Got, dropped well you
know what? To do the front in. The back you're
only going to see. The front so what's going in?
My life i'll have the two pictures from, three pictures the,
golf tournament, the bowling, the uh THE proclamation I.
Speaker 2: Got yeah My.
Speaker 3: Cat rosie YOU know i do. The, podcast, yes right
twelve years old is the old Pussy for.
Speaker 2: Dickie fail so here here's my thought. On things the
the EFFECTS, OF covid i think are isolating people more
and more than. We, REALIZED yes i think the idea
of working from home THE more i think, about IT
because i remember a lot of people like it was
an easy way to do things and it was a
more cost effective way for, the purposes well for the, business,
OWNERS right i, don't.
Speaker 3: Know they're paying for rent and a place where.
Speaker 2: Nobody's using That's what, i'm, saying so, You know i'm
sure there's been a lot of business real. Estate turnover
and at the, SAME time, i thought uh and and
and some companies held out of the offices and had
a back to, work, mandate right. Were pissed there was
a lot of pushback on that and the idea of
working from home or maybe you there, were, compromises well
four days, in office one day. At. Home whatever my
thought on that was a lot. Of RELATIONSHIPS and i
don't mean this as necessarily although it could be sexual
relationships of, any kind but a lot of relationships, mentors
business even. Future things you leave, a job somebody you
really connected with at a job can speak highly. Of
you you're not leaving the. Bad terms those kind of
relationships are suffered because people weren't in. The office they
wouldn't even. Have, relationshipships yeah BUT, During covid i'm, saying
now like those in, particular didn't and there were a
lot of people who did meet somebody who was of
a like mind as them and got married and. Did
THAT and i think That's LAST and i also think
THAT this i don't know if you, see this but
sort of an ANT and i don't want to call
it an ANTI drink DICTI but i will hear AND
then i don't. See it it. Doesn't correspond it doesn't
correlate for, me Necessarily because i'll hear a lot of
people say young people aren't going out. As, much yeah
BUT then i see Bars in fairport that. Get overrun
as a matter, Of.
Speaker 3: Fact fairport's got a very, good, reputation.
Speaker 2: Right but overrun with young people at a, certain time,
Like somebody i'm going, to, say listen now it's time
to leave all the young kids coming in and get
the fuck out of, this one whatever that. Establishment is
and THEN when i was with, MY mom i had.
GONE down i had a friend who was part of the.
Parade production So ON wednesday i went down with my
son to look at, the balloons and my brother. Was
gone we were. Running late he took his family to
see the rockets and they were staying for. The PARADE
and i didn't want to Deal With new york on.
PARADE day i just didn't want to fucking. Do it i've,
DONE it i don't want to. Do it so we
headed back. That night my kid, was tired and my
MOTHER and i, went out and this place. Got overrun with.
Young people it was Like It's New.
Speaker 3: York city No.
Speaker 2: IN rhinebeck i was back Up, in rhymboka and it
WAS like i FELT like i was sitting in the
middle of a sorority house because it was. Just, Girls
Hi and i'm watching these, young GIRLS and, i go
some of them are trying so. Fucking hard it's. Freezing
outside there are next. To nothing they're pretending to ignore
certain people you. Can Tell and, i'm Like, oh god
to not be that age is really, fucking nice you
KNOW what, I mean it's just. Fucking nice so BUT
so i see young people. Going out that's an, odd
night the biggest bar night of. The year. Everybody's home
that's why. It WORKS but i hear things about less
young people going out, to establishments. LESS drinking i think
for the first time in a very very long TIME that,
i remember there was a drop in, liquor sales and
it was usually a recession proof business was considered a,
liquor business not necessarily, a bar but certainly a. Liquor
STORE but i think you're seeing less, people drinking, AND uh, i,
thought well they're trying.
Speaker 3: Other, things well, the marijuana they are not. Marijuana, gummies,
yeah yeah well that's marijuana, gummies, okay yeah so nothing
else and gummies.
Speaker 2: Besides, marijuana no it's usually. WEED goes, i mean that's
that's what, it IS because i don't know because they don't, do,
Them right so, they're, Legalized right so that's about the
ones that AREN'T legal i don't think you. CAN get
i don't know about the gummy. BLACK market i do
know there's a weed, black MARKET but i don't know
about the gummy. Black MARKET and i think those things
they really try, to, regulate right so it would be
harder somebody can grow it and to turn it into
A jealous.
Speaker 3: Well even if friends of my aides that are rather do,
a gummy, then yeah, than drinking RIGHT.
Speaker 2: And I and I and i understand. That too and
then now some of the bars are allowed TO sell,
thc drinks but it has to be below a, certain
percentage and you know, THOSE things i think the IDEA
and i know there's lots of health reasons to not.
BE drink i experts are telling you all. The time,
you know drinking is bad for. ALMOST everything i.
Speaker 3: Hear you here's what, it is but here's it's on a.
Different scale of us drinking to somebody that's a functioning
alcoholic that dies, of cirrhosis is sixty, years old it.
Speaker 2: Could be you don't drink, Every DAY no, i, don't
okay BUT when i DO sometimes i go.
Speaker 3: Pretty HARD and i haven't drank for, three days flying, Them,
UP bob i drank hard.
Speaker 2: Last, week, yeah yeah. All right so HERE'S what i.
Speaker 3: Was thinking there was A night i'll tell you we
went down to a whiskey river on the upstairs down
and By the jetty it used to be The old
jetty AND a cdc man who did you?
Speaker 2: Go with My?
Speaker 3: Buddy mark Your? Buddy mark and we ripped it up
and there should Have been and did you?
Speaker 2: Have fun? We did we had a. Great time did
you talk to? Other, people.
Speaker 3: Yeah there were a couple of PEOPLE that? I, knew
yeah stop, by it but you're listening.
Speaker 2: To music my.
Speaker 3: Point is that there should have been another one hundred
and fifty. People there it wasn't that. Bad out you
could have taken, anu verse so felt more people were.
Staying in it was a, great, band yeah and we whooped.
It up but, there again People aren't we think people
are going out and a great venue it was my first.
Time there he's, got drums guitars all over, the, Place right.
Speaker 2: But one of the healthiest things you, can do honestly for.
Human BEINGS and, i think if, YOU look i think
your dad is really good. At THIS and i am
not saying it to get under, your skin, but socializing
being connected is the thing that keeps. You alive that
and realizing most of the stuff in life. Is bullshit,
Stay calm you're going to. Live longer more than anything,
over diet, over exercise. Over anything. Socialization connection, you know
when you see like my mom versus my dad of a.
Similar age my dad lived in the. Isolated life he
was all Alone. IN jersey i went down, one time
like to, visit them and it was like the paint.
Was drying you were watching. Paint dry we went to,
the beach we went to. A diner we would. Go
home he'd read those on. The couch there, Was nothing
there was no one to, talk to there was. Nothing
nothing my mother is putting together Classes At. Bard college
she's part of a. Coffee group, She's out she's going
to cocktail, party today a wine. Tour tomorrow she's Traveling
to italy with. A friend, very social, big DIFFERENCE and i.
SAW it i saw. It happen i'm not saying That
the parkinson's that took my was eventually led to my,
dad's demise because you don't really Die from parkinson's was.
The REASON but i do think socialization exasperates a lot of.
These THINGS and i wonder with, young people the work,
from home the. Remote jobs there are plenty of those
now that sort, of thing is it gonna catch up?
To THEM and i think we're isolating. Ourselves NOW and
i think, THE health i. Think YEAH and i think
the idea of going to a bar and socializing and
having drinks and you're in your twenties and your, liver's,
fine fuck you go go have the drink or. Have
fun and somebody had sent me.
Speaker 3: A clip i don't think it's, for EVERYBODY but i think.
Speaker 2: People Right but, i'm saying like you're hanging out with your.
Speaker 3: Friend now was your dad a drinker or your mom?
A drinker did you see them drink?
Speaker 2: Growing up OF.
Speaker 3: Course, I, DID okay i don't know my dad put
them in. REHAB twice i did not know that it
was a.
Speaker 2: Doctor, in philosophy and fucking.
Speaker 3: If your, Parents drink your, Parents smoke, it's yes you'll probably.
Speaker 2: DRINK smoke i.
Speaker 3: Got that my mother was a smoker for.
Speaker 2: MANY years.
Speaker 3: I smoked i quit four or five.
Speaker 2: YEARS ago i will admit that once in, a While if,
I'M drinking i might light. UP cigarette i do. LIKE that.
I don't i don't smoke in a, regular BASIS but
i will. Do. It moran people will be Very upsell
maranne for SAYING that i hide it from, my CHILDREN
but i have. Done THAT but i just think that
the socialization part. Of it AND now i know where
this is, coming FROM because i had been thinking about
this for a long time in terms of watching my
KIDS and I and i would say, to PEOPLE but
i don't necessarily. See it My son jordan, goes out
he hangs he and his, girlfriend together or he with.
Some buddies My son jackson is always Out In New,
york city checking, out bars checking. Out things so, they're
Out so I'm going i'm not seeing what people are.
Reporting back and then there's young people, who, GO yeah
i just want to go home and eat. A gummy
i'd rather lay on the couch and all my friends
and we're home by, ten orone, and, yeah isolation that's
all fucking isolation and that AND and i know where
this is coming. From now somebody sent me a Clip
Of bill MAHER and i don't know who, it was
came out and basically, said THIS and, I Go. Jesus
christ i've been thinking this for a. Long time but
the only problem was the young People that i'm highly
aware of aren't doing. Those things they're out.
Speaker 3: Being, social well you only know, three kids exactly exactly
three are out and? About right the are the ones
at home, or.
Speaker 2: Yeah because, he's, fifteen right but even there any any
chance he could, go out. He's out so maybe it's it's,
different personalities but overall is. A thing i do wonder
what will happen in society as we isolate more and more.
And more and you brought up a great fucking point.
The phone you're sitting.
Speaker 3: By yourself nobody talks on, Phone, anymore no.
Speaker 2: But they sit and they scroll and scroll. And scroll
and that that, was always, you KNOW when i was doing,
SOME covity i was always the IDEA that i had,
was like where's the next Great Guitarist eric Clapton Or?
Tom patty can? Your?
Speaker 3: Phone well you could download it and, you could, you could,
YOU can.
Speaker 2: I, know yeah but are you doing that at fourteen fifteen?
Years old are you looking at the fucking greatest porn
you've ever seen in? Your life kids are up there
fucking pulling. Their pud they're not learning to play guitar
and that that was, my point, is.
Speaker 3: Like and that's. Not reality by, The way you're not
gonna fuck.
Speaker 2: Your, Teacher No but, i'm like this thing is.
Speaker 3: Is, worrisome well you said you're not Getting the genie baking.
A bottle it's. For sure that's why we've got. The
iPhone what are we up to twenty? TWO now I
mean i don't? Know, seventeen okay what what's the? Next
feature is going? To have RING, between gps, better graphics?
Better CAMERA the ai definitely you're gonna be. Making stuff
BUT the ai. Is amazing it is a. IS amazing,
i mean you're gonna be able to, put yourself, let's
say in a position with.
Speaker 2: Somebody else, You Know.
Speaker 3: Lady die you know if you want a picture, With
her you're gonna be able to figure. That out somebody's
somebody SENT.
Speaker 2: ME ai a listener SENT me ai of me and
the listener MAKING. Out ai what was, His? Name, doug.
Speaker 3: No it was our. A, Friend Yeah.
Speaker 2: And, i'm, like, whoa yeah and it. LOOKS realistic i
could show you it, looks REALISTIC and, i go let
that fall into.
Speaker 3: The, Wrong fuck WELL did i TELL you i did
have a new bride all. R te this guy was
laid on. A paper, i'm, like WELL? Doesn't ai he
can't YOU just, Ai goes, he goes THEY have ai
to CHECK. The ai, i'm, like, really yeah they want
you to know this stuff so it can. Help you
so you CAN have ai help you write. A paper
but you CAN'T have ai write the paper because THEY'RE.
Having aie so what's the. Teacher doing the teacher isn't
going through the. Papers anymore he is giving IT to ai.
To check he's gonna. Read it so we're gonna double
CHECK the ai AND. The ai you're Gonna keep there.
Speaker 2: ARE ways i think there's also ways, to Say like
i'll always say to my, youngest son because he'll say,
TO me i LOOKED, ON ai i gotta tell you for.
This math but BUT and i said, TO him i
don't care how the knowledge gets into. Your, Head right
if that's a tutor for you and you're actually using
it and understand. THE process i don't care how you,
learn it but.
Speaker 3: LEARN it i never liked that with the new the
new math. They, had yeah well it wasn't CrossFit what
i forget what it.
Speaker 2: Was called it was called. Common, core, yeah terrible you.
Speaker 3: Got it because then your parents don't know how to.
Speaker 2: Do it then you.
Speaker 3: Don't know parents can't tease. The kids, AND yeah i.
Speaker 2: TOALD math i don't know.
Speaker 3: Whether whether math can be found on your. Your phone
everybody's got a computer or, A calculator i mean the
calculator in. Your head basic mathation, some, tracks right, multiply
percentages you? Know what, you know the bill's fifty, two
dollars which should?
Speaker 2: We tip what's?
Speaker 3: Twenty percent well take ten percent and. Double that Maybe
because i'm A bartender i work with but still it's.
Simple math, you're right those things are gone, budget budgeting your,
your house your, your car, you know all your. Little
things the next thing, you know your your minus. Twenty
dollars you're not GETTING Paid, Tll, friday like what.
Speaker 2: The fuck do? They do this IS why i did
Pay For, rocket, money HONESTLY because i wanted, to.
Speaker 3: See so you don't have to think you CAN let ai.
Speaker 2: DO because i don't Know that i'll REMEMBER what i
had And then i'll be like, fuck right at LEAST here.
I can i can see they give you hey coming
up in a couple. Of days you've, got this this.
Speaker 3: AND this i but getting back to. Being social that's.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing. TO me i. Really Do and i've
watched IT with i had an artificial experiment in. My
life my father isolated my mother not who. Died First
and i'm NOT and, i Again yeah i'm NOT because.
Speaker 3: I see are we Having A bill moran billified work
PARTY where i can have a? Plus one you have
enough people, out here you can have a nice.
Speaker 2: TEN person i didn't have time. THIS year. I don't
you can have It.
Speaker 3: IN january I do christmas Parties. In, January yeah i'm
not doing it where we can all be social on a.
Seren night Mcconnnery's. The bilified everybody brings a plus one
and he's open to One. In, greece okay, You, CAN
okay i.
Speaker 2: DON'T know i have not thought. OF that i was
going to do something.
Speaker 3: And, His wife kevin and his wife.
Speaker 2: More around the Podcast podcast Me and hillman for people.
Speaker 3: FROM legacy, I was, I was.
Speaker 2: I was a. Good deal but you're, RIGHT here i,
am saying let's, be social let's. GET out i.
Speaker 3: Would bring a stripper just to, you, know, hey human
what do you think?
Speaker 2: Of diamonds.
Speaker 3: Laura and?
Speaker 2: Her? Guy yeah, you, know yeah you're. Absolutely right you
don't have another hour? Open bar? You? Know yeah.
Speaker 3: And, appetizers okay you know You'll. FIGHT christmas i think.
Speaker 2: YOU should i know. YOU secreta i think YOU know.
I SHOULD secret i know YOU think. I should it
doesn't have to, be expensive, you know.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to.
Speaker 2: Be expensive you have these fucks open bar for. An hour?
Speaker 3: The fuck they can't drink that much in? An hour,
oh yes they can just have well well and, uh wine,
you know or just, have it just pay for. The
orders they want to get hammered on. Their nickels i'm.
Speaker 2: Going away i'm. Going away you want, to interact you,
Want to i'm going. TO morning i GOT projects i,
gotta do, You, know okay uh. Let, me yeah that's
not a. Bad idea that's not a. Bad idea but
that's my that was my. Thinking along, EVEN more i
hear about THIS and i GET a dj. FOR you
i hear about, THE uh I Hear, jesus christ just
be gay. With fifteen it's not going to.
Speaker 3: Be fifteen, you know it's not a one hundred. Fucking
percent it will not. BE well i can bring this
up under five hundred for crying? Out loud where and McConnery's?
Speaker 2: No? One no why because i'd have to rent? Their,
space no you JUST say i would pay, for like
if we're gonna, DO it i would do it upstairs OVER?
You dj what do you three hundred for? The NIGHT
then I got, i know and that's. Low end i'm
sure you've got a little. Corner, DOWNSTAIRS no i can't
go where all the people are and HAVE? You, Dj no.
Speaker 3: I'M not i don't HAVE. To dj just find. A, place,
hey look i'm bringing in twelve. Twenty people what can?
Speaker 2: You do you're? Over thinking i'm. Not overthinking? You are
you just said TO me i want their apps and
open bar for an hour and then me AS. A
dj right you don't have to have me AS a dj? Right?
There fifteen? No?
Speaker 3: Way, Fuck yes i'll put. It together where do?
Speaker 2: YOU live i live? In?
Speaker 3: Reality no.
Speaker 2: You, Don't, yes no you fucking don't.
Speaker 3: You live On him fairport? Seventeen? Dollars okay where you
where you're?
Speaker 2: Ordering, it well you can get three point it's in
THE line. I do i don't hate, THE idea i.
Really don't BUT then i would open it up to. More, people,
YEAH okay i Would like, Greg, command, yes, absolutely yeah
fuck You doug god. DAMN it, i, like seriously, fuck
you BECAUSE now i gotta. Do, IT okay i was
going to do something like with the guys that you
are going to. Do, NOTHING no i was gonna do Something. On,
monday Oh just.
Speaker 3: Monday with The more dougie that comes in every now
and then you KNOW when i had Him on TUESDAY
and i pushed them Off to child's. For it now
he's here every, sy, like hey you want to go
to the movies and be like that you want some
you want some chicken FINGERS before i send you back to. Your,
MOUTH no i WANT to i want.
Speaker 2: To KNOW.
Speaker 3: Do I know I Have Saint John fisher. University, Counseling yes.
Speaker 2: I'm in the. Counseling. Program There, jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Your disney world shirt and nobody Cares, about, okay fine.
FUCK you i So The Bill Moran billified christmas party
that's gonna Be, in january and your your Buddies. With
mntconnery he'll want to. Do it, He'll, say bill, of
course Have a christmas, party here and then you, Know
what oh, my god you'll be talking about it on.
Your podcast no.
Speaker 2: No shield but here's. The thing here's the. FUCKING thing
i don't like taking advantage of. A Friend k and,
YOU say i have had many things, over THERE and
i insist. ON paying i had my son's graduation. Over
there i'm not saying you're not. GONNA pay I had
jamison had a BIRTHDAY and i put, it THERE and
i think that, Costs me you know it does? It
costs like.
Speaker 3: How much was the? BIRTHDAY party.
Speaker 2: I think because you had to order food in. THE
room i think it was like Three fifty, okay there?
Speaker 3: Three? Fifty right how do you go from three fifty to?
Fifteen hundred where's you?
Speaker 2: Fucking guys drink?
Speaker 3: Too more not drinking twelve hundred?
Speaker 2: Dollars? Worth taboo how the fuckers are they're gonna get?
Speaker 3: To stuf you have all? Night, long, yes maybe but
not for an hour?
Speaker 2: Two hours.
Speaker 3: You have a tab if you don't do open bar and, you,
say look Get a titos instead of A. Grey goose
you don't need to. Be Drinking old greg Drinks. Grey, goose,
okay well then there. You go that's all, he, DRINKS
right I won't I Drink, jenny light so it will.
Balance it, So far i'm a two dollars caid fucking
maybe a couple of shots all, right now my plus
one is a full. Fledged alcoholic and you know she
wants to see she's three. Hundred, pounds okay she's gonna
have all, those appetizers so maybe.
Speaker 2: GO pizzas i, Don't know i'll. Do it I'll do i'll.
Do SOMETHING but i was gonna do something more For
the we did not get. Any Recognition the december fifth
was the third year of the Podcast starting, oh NICE
and i was going to do something where.
Speaker 3: Anniversary party sort of. With it well we can combine
it all.
Speaker 2: In one, BUT yeah i was going to do a
little Thing on Monday with Kevin and danny because they're
in here and they've been with me since. The beginning,
Stop it stop it with your fucking, hurt FEELINGS and
i am THERE are i am not start wiping tears
on your new tablecloth that. You're wearing whatever the fuck That.
Speaker 3: Is mike Drapery. From drapery the sound of music.
Speaker 2: Jobs and blue jobs are babbing on my nap so, UH.
Speaker 3: Yes, i know because they came with you from the.
Other place you and you didn't meet me TILL.
Speaker 2: So I, THOUGHT june i was going to actually spend
time because the school wraps up for me this. Coming
week it's fucking this. WHOLE weekend i should be shouldn't
even be. Doing. This UH and i was gonna pull
some old clips and play those and just kind of
make a fun little thing and like the one we.
Speaker 3: Had today what do you mean it was on?
Speaker 2: My, memories, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes YES when i was
going to do that with, these guys just moments AND
then i did not hurt, You kidding yes, you are
but The the.
Speaker 3: I'm always daily. Dollars used it's fine there.
Speaker 2: It is oh, my god you have turned into a
fucking middle. Aged Woman oh i'm JUST making I cannot
i cannot host right now because the place. ISN'T ready
i would love to, do it but the place. Isn't
READY and i Got my drapery.
Speaker 3: Is not i'm still my bikeroom is still on the.
First floor WAIT till i get. It UPSTAIRS and i
have kind of a playing.
Speaker 2: Wait wait did you get tired trying to? Move in,
Fuck it i'm not going up the stairs at.
Speaker 3: This, BED well i gotta rip out all the carpet.
OF stairs i want to redo the electrical, you Know
if i'm going to, MOVE upstairs i want to make
the least a master bedroom nice TO where i. Want
it and that, takes, time effort, and.
Speaker 2: Oh, MONEY money. I know i think, about, that right,
all right well we'll. DO that i do, THINK though,
i watch just watch society as as we get older
and try to. Pay attention we can't get off track on.
That one, no, no, no no. You didn't you stayed
run on track because you said have. A party you're
talking about, being social be, Fucking, Social OKAY but i
just wonder as we.
Speaker 3: Go on will we see more and more isolation? With
PEOPLE and i think that's a. BAD thing i think
absolutely with the.
Speaker 2: Bad, THING yeah i think it's a. Bad THING and
i and that was a CLIP that i did see
that someone sent me from because IT because i, often
say what. Is happening i'm not. SEEING it i.
Speaker 3: Had a friend a couple of years ago tell me
that his kids are twenty four to. Twenty, five yeah
and they're. Socially, awkward yeah and that was two. Years ago,
so yeah, you know being able to talk to people
and relateshipis.
Speaker 2: Mentors business what, YOU.
Speaker 3: Say i mean with my mouth AND how i was raised,
In jokes WHO am i not going? To traumatize?
Speaker 2: OH everybody, I mean I mean i said that everybody's
gonna everybody can turn around and leave when.
Speaker 3: You're, there well then old costured fifteen. Hundred dollars you
can early dismissal and, BE like i ain't pay.
Speaker 2: For them they. Just, Left oh douggie's good to.
Speaker 3: See you, you, too buddy it's been.
Speaker 2: A while it has been. A while we'll try to
get one in Before the, christmas, party, well no before
The actual. Christmas holiday we'll do and before, You leave
i'm gonna look for.
Speaker 3: That, orgament okay by, the way my plus one for
the uh For the christmas party to Him. From syracuse
that's who? You're, taking, yeah, really no maybe. It, depends
okay That gives christmas. Mud whistle.
Speaker 2: That's old doug at the new studio coming through, the
back or as we, call it the. Mud whistle Out For,
doggie fresh Show For david phelps who give the little.
Shout Out I'm. Bill moran we'll see. You tomorrow
Speaker 3: Got need a, Looking bowl cattle lender, ten please