Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to fink Shade. It's Mugshot Monday. I'm
Speaker 1: here with Keisha. We got season four, episode six of
Speaker 1: sixty days in Now. Everybody better be watching this. If
Speaker 1: people have dropped off Mugshot Monday and are not watching this,
Speaker 1: I tell your friends, had your wife, had your kids,
Speaker 1: it's a huge mistake. The show is so good.
Speaker 2: It really is surprising, and so it's funny. These people
Speaker 2: are so funny without even knowing how funny they are,
Speaker 2: just the things that they do. And I literally all
Speaker 2: of them are comical in some sort of way, even
Speaker 2: if it's just from being utterly ridiculous. Yeah, you're you're
Speaker 2: gonna lie. I mean, I'm not gonna act like there's
Speaker 2: not gonna be game fights and the stuff like that
Speaker 2: going on, because it's there. It's there. But this is all.
Speaker 2: These are some kookie characters. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: That, Yes, cookie characters is better than funny. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't I think Angela is funny. I think she's funny.
Speaker 2: She's I think that. Okay, they all make me laugh.
Speaker 2: I cannot I'm not. I can't sit here and lie.
Speaker 2: They all make me giggle. Some of them was just like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe they said that, And they, you know,
Speaker 2: got a couple of weirdos who were just laugh at
Speaker 2: their antics because they are just they're just funny. I mean,
Speaker 2: just watching their reactions to situations that are going on,
Speaker 2: it's funny as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that's right. Watching them stand and watch
Speaker 1: is funny.
Speaker 2: It's very very funny. But I will say, just real quickly,
Speaker 2: we had lot Lou news this week. Tell me, so
Speaker 2: Bionca got engaged. She finally got someone to put a
Speaker 2: ring on that finger, Beyonca black hair, stringing hands.
Speaker 1: She's about to have it. She's about to have a baby,
Speaker 1: have a baby. Yeah, ok, yeah, yeah, so that's what
Speaker 1: she got waged to.
Speaker 2: So she got engaged. Wouldn't it be fun if it
Speaker 2: was so? Daniel, I would have like, girl, your fingers
Speaker 2: about to turn green? Because who he probably got it
Speaker 2: from out the bubblegum machine or something like that.
Speaker 1: I guess he's out of prison. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like in uh well, he was in like
Speaker 2: some kind of a rehab place program. Yeah. So Letitia,
Speaker 2: Letitia and Keith both got arrested together, yea on the
Speaker 2: sixth Yeah, uh four, Well it was. It was kind
Speaker 2: of surprising because first we saw that Keith got arrested,
Speaker 2: It's like, oh man. Then like an hour later we
Speaker 2: found out they both got arrested together for trying to
Speaker 2: sell weed.
Speaker 1: Where do they live? Ohio? Is it we legal everywhere?
Speaker 2: Now? I don't think it's Ohio, but it's like, so Hio.
Speaker 2: Now maybe it is.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is love.
Speaker 2: Do you know how bad of a drug dealer you
Speaker 2: are if you got caught selling weed?
Speaker 1: Come on, let's see here. I wonder how this is
Speaker 1: gonna affect her book.
Speaker 2: That's a joke, speak of speaking of books, Iowa, Iowa, Iowa. God.
Speaker 1: I was just you guys. I'm sorry. All those Middle
Speaker 1: States they get confusing to me. Okay, no shame.
Speaker 2: Ohio? She built out? Why they sitting this bitch free?
Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know where she gets
Speaker 1: the money to get out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But he's probably gonna go back to.
Speaker 1: Prison, of course he is.
Speaker 2: He's got like a ten or twenty thousand dollars cash
Speaker 2: bond for him, so I don't think it's getting up.
Speaker 2: But speaking of book, it's funny that you said that,
Speaker 2: because this lady was bit and she was like, I
Speaker 2: bought her book three weeks ago. I have not received
Speaker 2: this book. I have emailed, I have DM I have
Speaker 2: done this. I don't even fought Leticia for this, because
Speaker 2: why the fuck would you buy a book directly from Latitia?
Speaker 1: Come on, now, that is funny. I thought it would
Speaker 1: be like an e book. I didn't know it's gould
Speaker 1: be like a physical paper book.
Speaker 2: It is. I'm like, why would you buy that?
Speaker 1: You're like, lady, you're never getting your thirteen dollars back.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, you know the book is full of lives
Speaker 2: because the bitch can't talk with that lion, so you
Speaker 2: know she can't type with that line either. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: look a little bit of Lalo news right there.
Speaker 1: Well that is a little bit of Lalo news. Wow
Speaker 1: wow wow. Okay, well let's talk about these people. So
Speaker 1: oh yeah, before we got started, you had told me
Speaker 1: that you felt bad for me because of the disgusting
Speaker 1: body fluids that are discussed on this episode. Listen, there's
Speaker 1: a how much that will turn your stomach? With this
Speaker 1: turned your stomach because they kept talking about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it just if they had said it one time,
Speaker 2: it would have been like you, that's gross. They kept
Speaker 2: talking about it and describing it. Did we saw them white?
Speaker 2: It was too much for me and I looked at
Speaker 2: Jason said, my friend is over there struggling. I know
Speaker 2: that she is.
Speaker 1: Your friend was struggling. I'm sitting on my couch as
Speaker 1: I do. You know, I've got Hulu and I've got
Speaker 1: my little and I'm just like, how much longer is
Speaker 1: this gonna go on?
Speaker 2: It kept going, kept going.
Speaker 1: Couldn't happen to a better guy, though, I gotta say, right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's start with the six hundred zone matt
Speaker 1: our favorite dramatic preacher, Johnny, who we still don't know
Speaker 1: anything about.
Speaker 2: They can never talk about Johnny again. And I don't
Speaker 2: think we would say, well, where's Seanny, what's going on
Speaker 2: with him? Because there's nothing going on with him.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like and I know because we've got,
Speaker 1: you know, ten episodes left or something, so I know
Speaker 1: something will have to pop off because or maybe they're
Speaker 1: doing the stories, you know, unfolding them. Okay, but in
Speaker 1: the talking head, Emmanuel says, so immediately you know he's young,
Speaker 1: but he's in the six hundred, and he goes, there's
Speaker 1: some new guys and here's some younger guys that are
Speaker 1: coming to the six hundred. And these guys were all
Speaker 1: quiet until they started hanging out with Tebow and they
Speaker 1: realized they were all in the same gang. And gang
Speaker 1: activity has now infiltrated the six hundred, and nobody's happy
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Well, they couldn't have put them into five hundred, because
Speaker 2: there's already shit popping off all the time in five hundred. Yes, Like,
Speaker 2: can you imagine if t Bow were over there?
Speaker 1: Well, I think maybe things would be run more smooth
Speaker 1: because they would respect him.
Speaker 2: You know, he's he he seems like he does a
Speaker 2: lot of shit.
Speaker 1: Though, oh he does. He's annoying, kid, He's annoying.
Speaker 2: He's like that kid on the first air of school.
Speaker 2: You used the teacher seas on walking, says the teacher,
Speaker 2: like God, damn his brother two years ago. Now hear
Speaker 2: his ask I was in here, t bo Okay, great.
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Speaker 1: Talking Head, t Bow tells us he was in prison
Speaker 1: for two years, so I guess he got out and
Speaker 1: came back into jail. He says he got charged with
Speaker 1: aggravated battery, you know, a gang charge. And he says,
Speaker 1: I'm a loud person and people don't like me, but
Speaker 1: if you cross that line of disrespect, there's gonna be problems.
Speaker 1: You can't beat me. I always win.
Speaker 2: He's pretty big.
Speaker 1: He goes, you know, fuck it, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't care whatever, whatever. And if you think in
Speaker 1: U Dorm six hundred it's only older people, nah, there's
Speaker 1: some of us in here in nineteen twenty one. So
Speaker 1: I think he's saying like I'm the leader of these
Speaker 1: young guys, you know. Yeah, then we see a bunch
Speaker 1: of guys like fighting, like it's nothing to write home about.
Speaker 1: It's just every day. And on the talking Head, macOS
Speaker 1: it's getting harder the reader reach the younger people. Like
Speaker 1: he's there as an employee to reach out to younger people.
Speaker 2: He think he is the this is not big brother,
Speaker 2: big sister. And I think Matt he's confusing it, like, yes, no,
Speaker 2: you need to be cool. Do your top. His hair
Speaker 2: did look a little bit cleaner, he did.
Speaker 1: They did let him wash it for the first time,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how long.
Speaker 2: And I don't think he used shampoo. It just looks
Speaker 2: like he let water hit.
Speaker 1: It, yeah, and dried it. Really is a real good
Speaker 1: scalp scrub, he says. You know, it's it's harder for
Speaker 1: me to reach the younger people. They are more pornographic
Speaker 1: in the way that they talk and immature, and their
Speaker 1: needs are different. There's no balance now, the situation is volatile.
Speaker 1: So he feels like they brought in these you know,
Speaker 1: younger kids, and you could see the division of like
Speaker 1: the oldies and the youngsters, right. Yeah, So in the
Speaker 1: talking Head there's TiVo and then there's some other guys
Speaker 1: and they're like the older guys don't like the younger guys, like,
Speaker 1: we're too loud. And we saw this on that other
Speaker 1: show we watched where they let the prisoners take over
Speaker 1: the prison and that was the same thing. They talked about,
Speaker 1: the old heads and the young heads and yeah, but
Speaker 1: they worked it out. It worked it, they did.
Speaker 2: I'm curious to see if they're going to work it
Speaker 2: out in this situation.
Speaker 1: No, they're not, you.
Speaker 2: Don't think so.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Matt says the problem is okay.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: First of all, Matt is in his room alone and
Speaker 1: we hear six fourteen, what's your emergency? Six fourteen? What's
Speaker 1: your emergency? And t BO keeps yelling I love you,
Speaker 1: I love you, and they're like, six fourteen, do you
Speaker 1: have a medical emergency? Yeah, I gotta swell it in
Speaker 1: my pants.
Speaker 2: I died well he said that.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, he's just trying to make everybody laugh,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a class clown.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's funny because they're all in there, they're
Speaker 1: down and up of stars downstairs, and they can all
Speaker 1: hear him going, I gotta swell it in my pants.
Speaker 1: It's hard. Somebody goes help.
Speaker 2: Me, funny. So I'm surprised they didn't walk in there
Speaker 2: and just snatch his button off out of the wall.
Speaker 2: Which now we know that those buttons really do work,
Speaker 2: because no one gave too shit when Matt was pressing
Speaker 2: the button like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: No, so, Matt says, the problem is the inmates push
Speaker 1: the button all the time, and the CEOs won't reply
Speaker 1: if there's a real medical emergency. And one day there
Speaker 1: will be an emergency and there will be a lag
Speaker 1: time where an inmate could take the life of another man. Sure,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking of my son, of course.
Speaker 2: You are not. The only time you think about that
Speaker 2: son is when that you know the camera's on you.
Speaker 2: You got to say something nice.
Speaker 1: I said, your son, and it just surprises me. Just
Speaker 1: nothing's gonna be done. I'm sick of te Bow and
Speaker 1: I may end up beating the living tar out of him.
Speaker 2: Okay, someone who constantly says that they're gonna fight, he
Speaker 2: can not fight because you're either just gonna fight, you
Speaker 2: don't just keep talking.
Speaker 1: About this is all he does. This is all he does.
Speaker 1: If you're watching on camera, he puts his little hands
Speaker 1: up like a little he recks arms.
Speaker 2: And then don't forget the one like this. It just
Speaker 2: does something like that. I don't know quite what it is.
Speaker 1: He's trying to confuse. He's trying to he's trying to
Speaker 1: confuse his opponent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I'm over here. I'm over here, No,
Speaker 2: right here, I'm over here here. What it looks like
Speaker 2: a cartoon you know what I mean? A cartoon fight
Speaker 2: like Matt, You're not going Matt has no muscles.
Speaker 1: Mat. His hair would get in the way. His hair
Speaker 1: would get in the way.
Speaker 2: His only defense is his hair. I'm gonna swing this
Speaker 2: through your face or something like. That's God's his hair.
Speaker 1: With my hair back and forth. So all right, Uh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he claims he's gonna beat up to your boat. Now,
Speaker 1: t Bow, we find out later is a captain in
Speaker 1: the blood. So I wouldn't recommend and hands on this man.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even make eye contact with him.
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't laugh at his jokes. I would
Speaker 1: not laugh at his jokes. I wouldn't speak to anybody
Speaker 1: associated with him.
Speaker 2: No, no, they literally my interaction with him would be
Speaker 2: so small that he would wonder like, was I able
Speaker 2: to even speak? Yeah, He's like, does she? Does she talk? Talk?
Speaker 1: I think that's the best way to be. Just lay low.
Speaker 1: We might take advantage of you. But he's doing too much,
Speaker 1: so yes, And so he is talking out loud to
Speaker 1: himself and his cell at the camera again, going why
Speaker 1: isn't there a punishment associated with pushing that button? M hm.
Speaker 1: So now Matt's you know, they're in the general area.
Speaker 1: He's talking to Johnny about how t Bo keeps pushing
Speaker 1: the emergency button and he goes, I'm going to say something,
Speaker 1: and Johnny's like, dude, and he says, hey, t Bo,
Speaker 1: can you pushing that emergency button? And he goes no.
Speaker 1: And when he starts to talk, Tibo and this other
Speaker 1: guy are playing dominoes and the other guy tells him,
Speaker 1: you can see we're playing a game, like, don't bother him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. Did Tibo even look up when Matt
Speaker 2: said that. I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: Tibo is a huge person in a huge gang, and
Speaker 1: his person that's with him says, don't talk to him.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, excuse me, mister tebop, I'll talk to
Speaker 1: you later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he Tibo's so up in ranks that he doesn't
Speaker 2: even answer questions that are to him. Someone else answers
Speaker 2: the questions for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he keeps talking and he says, my brother,
Speaker 1: my brother, YE say it with love, like what if
Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack? And they and they think,
Speaker 1: and they think, and I love you, man, and you
Speaker 1: know that, and Tvo goes, man, bro, you ain't got it.
Speaker 1: Do you don't tell me you love me? Who? And
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm gonna pss that red button when I
Speaker 1: want to. And Matt says, I know, brother, but what
Speaker 1: if I have a heart attack? They won't come because
Speaker 1: you push it too much. Sevo goes, well, you better
Speaker 1: hope you have a roommate because you can't push that,
Speaker 1: because you can't push the red button if you have
Speaker 1: a heart attack and you're by yourself.
Speaker 2: And he was quite accurate when he said that. It's true.
Speaker 1: And he goes, so you better stop pissing and cups
Speaker 1: so you get a roommate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really did spread, didn't it.
Speaker 1: And when I tell you that, Matt, they kind of
Speaker 1: did a slow mo of him starting to walk away
Speaker 1: and he turned around. Yeah, and he gets kind of
Speaker 1: close to him, and because you know why I did that?
Speaker 1: Do you know why I did that? I did that
Speaker 1: for him. I did that for him to not do
Speaker 1: you know why I did that? And he goes, I
Speaker 1: don't care why you did that. That shit's gross.
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny, you know what. And I know you're
Speaker 2: not gonna probably I know you've never ever watched an
Speaker 2: episode of this show. But Matt reminds me, and it
Speaker 2: just dawned on me so much of Dwayne Chapman from
Speaker 2: Dog Bounty Hunter.
Speaker 1: I know who Dog the Bounty Hunter is, but I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know the show, so ye, Matt reminds me
Speaker 2: of a wayless cooler version.
Speaker 1: Of Dyne Is Dwayne the Bounty Hunter.
Speaker 2: Yeah Chapman, Yes, I know. He's always like my brother,
Speaker 2: my brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Love you, I love you, you know, I love you. You
Speaker 2: know I love you. I know. Yeah, the long hair
Speaker 2: that he won't let go of. But he's like, like
Speaker 2: I said, Matt is a wayless cooler version of Dog
Speaker 2: the Baloney Hunter, but the voice is the same, all
Speaker 2: that I love you, I love you, my brother, my brother.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's who he's trying to be Yeah, man, we
Speaker 2: thought it was Clint Eastwood this whole time, but it
Speaker 2: really was Dog bounty Hunter.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll take that.
Speaker 2: Look at us connecting the dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, it seems Dog the bounty Hunter seems
Speaker 1: more of his alley because he's all that justice. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the talking head, Matt goes, t Bow has no
Speaker 1: class and no decorum. What he's a leader of a gang.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You're not having dinner at the country club. It's someone
Speaker 2: just started acting. What do you mean now?
Speaker 1: Of course he has no class to know to corum,
Speaker 1: he says, he's rowdy and not sensitive to other people's views.
Speaker 1: And if I he said, if I want to pissing
Speaker 1: a cup, I'll piss in a cup. I was ready
Speaker 1: to go with t Bow right then.
Speaker 2: Because that really shouts class, right there, Matt like.
Speaker 1: Pissing in a cup, nothing but to class.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, most definitely.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Johnny says, God, I thought
Speaker 1: Matt was going to hit him, so I tried to
Speaker 1: distract him. Yeah, so Johnny's playing it right. But Johnny's
Speaker 1: playing it right because you hadn't heard anybody say one
Speaker 1: word about Johnny to Johnny about Johnny.
Speaker 2: He's a wallflower, isn't it what that's called? Yeah, wallflower.
Speaker 1: But they know he's a former gang member, so they
Speaker 1: don't fuck with and he's in there for armed robbery.
Speaker 2: That's right, right, which that gives him. They like respect,
Speaker 2: that right, you know what I mean, So they're not
Speaker 2: gonna fuck with him. I'm like, Matt wants somebody to
Speaker 2: fuck with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes he does.
Speaker 2: He wants the attention.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all he wants is attention. I think he
Speaker 1: had those eight kids for attention.
Speaker 2: So I don't think any of them like them. So well,
Speaker 2: let me go to prison.
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Speaker 1: So Matt tells Johnny, if he starts it, I'll end it.
Speaker 1: I'm ready, And Johnny's like, okay, now, my friends. So
Speaker 1: the talking head Matt uses his best Clint Eastwood slash
Speaker 1: Doug the bounty Hunter voice and goes, this is a
Speaker 1: dangerous game we're playing. It's dangerous.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, now it is doggy body hunter.
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go look up some clips of him.
Speaker 1: Does he die? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think he'll ever die. His wife died.
Speaker 1: Ben's wife died, but she looked just like him.
Speaker 2: No, Beth was actually cute. What they have that big
Speaker 2: blonde hair loss of hair extensions because his shit is
Speaker 2: hair extensions as well.
Speaker 1: And then but they have like that like fried skin.
Speaker 2: He had, No, she did it. He has it horribly.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's just one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah. You know how mattis always talked about
Speaker 2: I'm this on this one. It's dog does the same thing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do that. It's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: you can't even carry a gun. All you have is
Speaker 2: pepper spray. Because you're feeling the same thing. You gotta
Speaker 2: you know what, on your plane ride, you've got to
Speaker 2: watch at least two episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunters. Okay,
Speaker 2: just so you can make see the comparison.
Speaker 1: Well, I will say, if Ingrid looks over and I'm
Speaker 1: watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, she's gonna she's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: now we're covering this stupid show. She's she's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: that's it. I quit.
Speaker 2: Too much. You girls have gone too far now.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Okay, So it's the next day and
Speaker 1: Matt says, yesterday was a game changer, which t Bow.
Speaker 1: There was a guy from the five hundred who there
Speaker 1: was a guy that came over from the five hundred.
Speaker 1: Apparently he broke into someone's cell and broke someone's tablet.
Speaker 1: So Carl, they moved him just once. They just moved
Speaker 1: it right over to the five hundred, to the six hundred.
Speaker 1: From the five hundred, it's Carl. It's big Swoll, big Swoll. Now.
Speaker 1: Then last night I had an idea. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: big Swollen. Swollen know that they got each other's names,
Speaker 1: because don't forget about swollen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I think Swoll could probably
Speaker 2: take Big Swol.
Speaker 1: I don't know she could slap him with a slipper,
Speaker 1: that's for damn sure. She like over here.
Speaker 2: I think she could cuss it. I think she would
Speaker 2: beat him down with just her words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's He's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. Yes.
Speaker 1: So it's Carl, it's Big swoal. So Matt runs up
Speaker 1: to meet Carl like he's the welcoming committee. But he's heard,
Speaker 1: you know, and he won. Of course, I just to
Speaker 1: check on my son. So by the way, you know,
Speaker 1: he never asked about his son. So he goes up
Speaker 1: there to he did it. He goes up there to
Speaker 1: meet Carl. He's like, my man, my man, my man,
Speaker 1: And they talk about how they're both MMA fighters.
Speaker 2: I don't think even one of them has actually been
Speaker 2: in an mm A fight. I think Matt train's yes.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think MMA stands for something else
Speaker 2: with Big Swollen, with fighting, but not mixed martial arts. No,
Speaker 2: uh uh uh.
Speaker 1: When has Carl been out of prison in jail to
Speaker 1: establish this mm A career.
Speaker 2: That's my point. Okay, Like he's never he probably doesn't
Speaker 2: know what MMA stands for.
Speaker 1: He's like, m D m A. Is that Molly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sell that.
Speaker 2: I sell that Molly Molly and Molly Molly, Big Molly. Yes.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So he goes, he walks through the six hundred saying
Speaker 1: this is Carl, this is my boy. We're both. He's
Speaker 1: a bad town.
Speaker 2: I was scared for him when he said saying my boy,
Speaker 2: my boy. I was like, oh shit, please stop saying
Speaker 2: that man, Please stop saying that to these black gang members.
Speaker 2: That is really not the words you want to use.
Speaker 1: But he said that that is not. When he said that,
Speaker 1: I was like, now, I maybe old school, but I
Speaker 1: think yes, I don't think you're supposed to say that
Speaker 1: white man to this black man.
Speaker 2: Well, especially not in the situation that they are in.
Speaker 1: I don't think any situation.
Speaker 2: Yet, especially this one, especially this one.
Speaker 1: It'd be like this is my man, this is my man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be one thing. Like we know each other from
Speaker 1: the MMA.
Speaker 2: World, but y'all don't know each other.
Speaker 1: They don't. This guy's from all, he doesn't know him.
Speaker 2: I think big in prison. It's the first time Matt
Speaker 2: has seen a black person on not on not television.
Speaker 1: It could be yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So he starts going,
Speaker 1: this is Carl, this is my boy, this is my bull.
Speaker 1: We're both mm A fighters. Yeah, he's the baddest man
Speaker 1: in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Carl's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I think Carl was gonna turn on him pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But you think, yeah, carls like you do. He gonna
Speaker 1: be like, hey, Matt, let me borrow your tablet. So right, So,
Speaker 1: in talking to Eddie, he says, I'm letting Tibo know
Speaker 1: in a passive way that I'm in charge. And I've
Speaker 1: heard tell that he knows. Now I am for real,
Speaker 1: I am an mm A fighter. And then you see
Speaker 1: him over there.
Speaker 2: Wait, it was the sound effect that you did at that.
Speaker 1: Because that's what he's doing.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what he's doing. Yeah, it's and the other guy.
Speaker 1: He's over there talking to another guy who's showing like
Speaker 1: actual boxing moves like under and over, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: uh so he said, you guys, if you're to watch
Speaker 1: a video, you're really not getting this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he says. He says, he believes now that
Speaker 1: I am who I said I was. No one is
Speaker 1: gonna mess with me, including te baw. Now I am
Speaker 1: the pod King in many respects. Believe that. Believe that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what happened to me because I
Speaker 2: did not hear him say the pod king, but that
Speaker 2: made me the funniest shit that I've heard throw on
Speaker 2: all these episodes. He's pod King, he said.
Speaker 1: Now I am the pod King in many respects. Believe that.
Speaker 1: Believe that.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, funny here that a person
Speaker 2: who thinks her and charge and then they get checked
Speaker 2: real quick because he's gonna get checked.
Speaker 1: How on earth do you think that a guy who
Speaker 1: has got twenty guys that are in his gang and
Speaker 1: you're the podking, white, greasy haired preacher running scams on
Speaker 1: people is what they think you're in there for.
Speaker 2: I think that he should just like go back into
Speaker 2: the preacher role. I think that's the lane he needs
Speaker 2: to stay in. Yeah, all this other shit you in danger, Matt,
Speaker 2: he should.
Speaker 1: Just go around preaching and then think like, nobody's gonna
Speaker 1: mess with me, because then they think, you know, God
Speaker 1: will get him if they mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I would have done. I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is what I got, this is what I'm gonna work
Speaker 2: with all this other bullshit you're doing. He's gonna get
Speaker 2: beat up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just waiting for it.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna laugh? Tell the truth? Mary Pain?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna laugh because he's old, and you know, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's that old.
Speaker 1: I don't know how old he is.
Speaker 2: My age, sure, he's somewhere in between my age and
Speaker 2: your age.
Speaker 1: He's got eight kids.
Speaker 2: Hey, they start young.
Speaker 1: I know that's true. Yeah, all right, all right, does
Speaker 1: he have eight kids? Or do I make that up?
Speaker 1: I think he has eight kids.
Speaker 2: It's seven, it's seven or eight kids.
Speaker 1: I'd have to scroll it through my notes and I can't.
Speaker 2: It's seven or eight. It's one of them.
Speaker 1: All right. So now we're gonna go over to Nate,
Speaker 1: Allen and Andrew in the five hundred. So we see O'Neill,
Speaker 1: who's an old guy, uh, talking to Alan and they're betting.
Speaker 1: They're gambling on a game. It's like, you give me
Speaker 1: this as the Houston is the clip or whatever? Whatever,
Speaker 1: So let me tell you something else. I wonder if
Speaker 1: when they're doing all this shit and the ladies turn
Speaker 1: the TV off, what happens. Yeah, so they bet they're
Speaker 1: betting commissary right, like, I'll give you a raw men
Speaker 1: for a whatever. So in the talking head, Alan says
Speaker 1: O'Neill is in charge of the betting pot. They call
Speaker 1: it the kiddy, and Nate says, yeah, we put everything
Speaker 1: in the kiddy, and whoever wins gets it right. So
Speaker 1: they have a bag everybody puts her stuff in, and
Speaker 1: I hear Alan saying like, I don't have it right now,
Speaker 1: but I will have it when I get my commentary too,
Speaker 1: height or whatever. So another inmate, who some of them
Speaker 1: they name and this one they didn't, says, yeah, the gambling,
Speaker 1: that's a quick way to get into something because some
Speaker 1: people lose and don't want to pay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, well that's like real life.
Speaker 1: That's real life. Yeah, you gotta get your gambling problem.
Speaker 1: So O'Neill tells Nate somebody stole the kiddy out of
Speaker 1: my room. Somebody stole the whole thing out of my room.
Speaker 1: And he's like what he's going, Man, that's a bitch
Speaker 1: ass shit. And I understand why Nate is in his
Speaker 1: room and he's talking to him through the door when
Speaker 1: other people are out.
Speaker 2: There's always gonna be some shit we don't understand because
Speaker 2: we've not been in prison, right, But it probably makes
Speaker 2: sense to anyone who's been in.
Speaker 1: Prison, right because it seems like if he really wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to Nate, he could just like open his
Speaker 1: door and talk to him. But he's like talking through
Speaker 1: the whole the door instead of like.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, maybe he didn't want everyone to know just
Speaker 2: shit that all the shit had been stolen.
Speaker 1: But you got to open the door and talk to him.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why the door is not open just
Speaker 1: for that one cell, because you know, Nate's not up
Speaker 1: to anything.
Speaker 2: So I'm not sweet, Nick, Well, I mean he's sweet. Here.
Speaker 1: Nate says some bitch ass shit, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: He's like God, he's like, listen at you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get in the middle of it, but
Speaker 1: I do want my shirt back, you know, right. So
Speaker 1: O'Neil says who is stealing? Who is stealing? And he's
Speaker 1: yelling who stole the football kitty? Who stole it? So
Speaker 1: O'Neill is telling Nat. He goes, I had it hidden
Speaker 1: like under this stuff and with stuff on top of it.
Speaker 1: You know this is uncalled for. Nate's like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me try to figure out what's going on, because
Speaker 1: Nate's friends with everybody. Yes, so he's going around. He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm observing, I'm talking to people, and I want to investigate,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up dead, so you know,
Speaker 1: you can only He.
Speaker 2: Always he has that at the forefront of his mind,
Speaker 2: like shit can go left really quick.
Speaker 1: Here they can like me, but tomorrow they may not.
Speaker 2: He's not like Matt like actually, Nate could actually say
Speaker 2: he's the pop prince, you know what I mean. Everyone
Speaker 2: loves n Nate's everyone's boy, but he doesn't. He's still
Speaker 2: like that shit can turn leuft, like I keep blinking
Speaker 2: eye the wrong way and they can jump me like
Speaker 2: he's aware. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he talks to a guy name on it now
Speaker 1: on it. It's hard to say, but his name is
Speaker 1: on it, and he's learned all his gang information from
Speaker 1: on it, and we meet on it. On it says
Speaker 1: my name is Antonio Johnson. My name is on it.
Speaker 1: I'm always on it, females and everything. He says, I
Speaker 1: just turned twenty two, and in my hood, if you
Speaker 1: make it past twenty one, you're an og.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 1: It's very sad. And he says, I started selling heroin
Speaker 1: when I was fifteen, made the wrong decisions, hanging around
Speaker 1: the wrong people, but making money. We had to teach
Speaker 1: each other. None of us had daddy, so we were
Speaker 1: each other's daddies being on it. I stay on it,
Speaker 1: but karma will come back. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 1: but I think he.
Speaker 2: Knows he's gonna pay for whatever he's done.
Speaker 1: But he is. We find out a gang member, so yeah,
Speaker 1: Black Screen of Death on It suspects fellow gang member
Speaker 1: Man Man of stealing the kiddie. Man Man appears to
Speaker 1: be fourteen years old.
Speaker 2: He looks really young.
Speaker 1: I mean he definitely did not look eighteen. No he didn't.
Speaker 2: I mean he maybe, like I think he turned eighteen
Speaker 2: the next day he went to prison. Yeah, he looks
Speaker 2: really don't and he's still bad because he looks so young.
Speaker 1: And he's so cute. His demeanor when they're talking to him,
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know, it's just like my when
Speaker 1: my kid was seventeen, like, I don't know Will six seven?
Speaker 2: You know, like, yeah, right, it's.
Speaker 1: Sad, it's very sad.
Speaker 2: It's very but they grow up. It's funny. They have
Speaker 2: to grow up so fast, but they know nothing about
Speaker 2: real life. There is no street life. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's it's bad.
Speaker 1: After watching the show, I think we're going this is
Speaker 1: just a revelation I had just now after watching this show.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to have maybe a better understanding
Speaker 1: of our love after lock up people.
Speaker 2: We will have a better understanding of their time in prison.
Speaker 2: We will never ever understand the ship that they do
Speaker 2: outside of prison.
Speaker 1: There No, I'm just saying, like we're gonna understand like
Speaker 1: they don't understand real life. They don't understand like living
Speaker 1: in a house with one person and making sure you
Speaker 1: put the dishes away or you know, like I.
Speaker 2: Agree because they just say some of them are so institutionalized.
Speaker 1: Like from such a young age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's because these are things they
Speaker 2: could be teaching them in prison.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you know totally. I think they go to
Speaker 1: some of these halfway houses and stuff. They have to
Speaker 1: make their bed every day, they have to do their
Speaker 1: own dishes. They have to you know, be responsible for
Speaker 1: themselves and get to meetings on time and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: And that's we've got a problem in not at Harry's,
Speaker 1: not Harry's halfway House, not that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Unless you're into.
Speaker 2: It, you may get rearrested going to fucking Harry's. I
Speaker 2: saw what you.
Speaker 1: Did, Harry guy. It was like, if you're not if
Speaker 1: you didn't watch it. Harry is a guy from a
Speaker 1: season of Love at your lock up and his halfway
Speaker 1: House was on and popping you could get the best
Speaker 1: drugs d hookers. He ended up hooking up with a
Speaker 1: lady that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, door Dash drop off your ship, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Amazon drop offs. You know the drug dealer
Speaker 2: comes every Wednesday, every Thursday at four pm. Yeah, they were, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the way to go to party.
Speaker 1: That's the place. And he was so cute too, and
Speaker 1: that was such a sad okay. So so some of
Speaker 1: the guys on it and some other guys call man
Speaker 1: Man over and that's when he was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like what a do dad, And they're like starting to
Speaker 1: talk to man Man and somebody says to man, man,
Speaker 1: why'd you lie to on it? Because they know they
Speaker 1: know he did it, but they're trying to protect each other,
Speaker 1: and and on it goes, no, I'm calling it. You
Speaker 1: have to give the shit back, and then man goes, shit,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to give
Speaker 1: it back, and so it says they have confirmed he's
Speaker 1: the thief, and on it goes, man, if you don't
Speaker 1: give it back them, I have to beat your ass
Speaker 1: and said this is where I said, man, man looks
Speaker 1: like he's fourteen, And on it says, man, man, man,
Speaker 1: you don't steal people's shit like you don't. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: the talking head Nate says, on it is telling him
Speaker 1: to get the stuff, bring it out, or he's going
Speaker 1: to beat his ass. But he can't just fight on
Speaker 1: that alone. They need a stain in order to make
Speaker 1: a decision, and stain means they need stain in order
Speaker 1: to make a decision, and stain means ranking. You have
Speaker 1: to get approval in order to fight somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm glad to explain that. I wish they had have
Speaker 2: explained why it's called kittie pool like the kitty like
Speaker 2: k I T T. Why why is it called that.
Speaker 1: That's what you call it when it's a big that's
Speaker 1: that's that's a word to say, like we're gonna put
Speaker 1: everything in the kitty. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I've always heard it called a pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the kitty is. Let's see what I'm just
Speaker 1: going to give you the like the pool kitty as
Speaker 1: a pool of money, kitty is a pulled fund of money,
Speaker 1: typically collected from a group of people for shared purpose,
Speaker 1: and the term is widely used in card games like poker,
Speaker 1: where contributions for players are used for expenses or refreshments.
Speaker 1: In more general context, share funds like office petty cash,
Speaker 1: our group savings play.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've just heard they called pool. But Mary Payne,
Speaker 2: with all her street cred, she knew what kitty meant
Speaker 2: and where it came from.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where it came from, but I've always
Speaker 1: heard you got to put it in the kiddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, learn something new. Look, we really do learn
Speaker 2: things from these shows.
Speaker 1: We really do. We really do. I learned the dog
Speaker 1: the Bounty Hunter has hair extensions. Okay, so much more so.
Speaker 1: You'll have to seek the approval so we see on it,
Speaker 1: say two man, man there's a captain in six hundred
Speaker 1: and we can ask him. Do we find out the
Speaker 1: highest ranking Blood is t Bow? That's scary and we
Speaker 1: didn't know that, and that shit's scary that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't want to fuck with a gang member, period.
Speaker 2: But Matt is over there fucking with the captain, but
Speaker 2: the captain of the Bloods, and I don't think he
Speaker 2: has a clue.
Speaker 1: T Bo has jurisdiction of the six hundred and the
Speaker 1: five hundred.
Speaker 2: He had the five hundred.
Speaker 1: They just they just talked through that wall and asked
Speaker 1: Tibo what to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like there was no problem, Like when Matt
Speaker 2: was a can you do? Like it took forever. He
Speaker 2: went right up there, dingling ling ling, get Tebow and
Speaker 2: there he was. I'm like, yeah, okay, all right, important
Speaker 2: stuff going on.
Speaker 1: So they walked to the door, they talk to t
Speaker 1: Bow and they're telling him what happened, and Tiba goes, no,
Speaker 1: myself was in that kiddie. Now my question is I
Speaker 1: understand how that he was also in the pool, but
Speaker 1: how did he get stuff in the kiddie?
Speaker 2: Well, how's he gonna get his stuff?
Speaker 1: And if he wins, how would he get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did he get it? Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Somebody, somebody tell us. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Tbo goes, you have to tell man Man he cannot
Speaker 1: be stealing. And if he's stealing, he's stealing from dog.
Speaker 1: I guess he needs him. And so the like man
Speaker 1: Man's right here, right here, and we see man Man
Speaker 1: come off to the side, and then on It talks
Speaker 1: to Tibo and Tibo says, to on It because you
Speaker 1: better get that sack back. You better tell him he
Speaker 1: can't do that, right, So the talk ahead, Shine is
Speaker 1: all mad. He goes, why is on It getting involved
Speaker 1: in this? This is blood business. White boys got their
Speaker 1: snacks taken and that's fucked up at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. That's not my business. Well, Shine didn't hear
Speaker 1: the part that Tibo shit was also taken. Uh huh
Speaker 1: huh yep, and.
Speaker 2: Don was over there being petty boots.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 1: He really worries talking ahead, and Nate goes, the good
Speaker 1: thing about the gang members is they will try to
Speaker 1: keep each other in line, if you know. So if
Speaker 1: one steals, they're gonna, you know, hold him account and
Speaker 1: you know, Seine really tries to portray himself as the
Speaker 1: next leader, but no one sees him as the leader.
Speaker 2: He's another pod king over there, and he's pod king
Speaker 2: and he's not.
Speaker 1: Now Shine wants to fight with on it forgetting t
Speaker 1: BO involved. For what man man did. It sounds like
Speaker 1: Shine needs to say out of it.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like to me. That's what I
Speaker 2: would do. I'd be like, I'm going over here with
Speaker 2: the white boys because it's a little bit safer over here,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. But no, they want to
Speaker 2: be we have to forget. They're bored, so they like
Speaker 2: want there to be some action, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: someone is like high school girls, like I'm lord, let's
Speaker 2: go pick on Sarah, tell her how awful her hair
Speaker 2: extensions are or something like that, you know, just for entertainment.
Speaker 1: So now they're gonna have to fight it out talking ahead,
Speaker 1: and Andrew goes, clearly they're gonna fight, And when they
Speaker 1: started fighting, I could hear the impacts too. And then
Speaker 1: Alan says, you don't want to watch because you don't
Speaker 1: know if you should watch, because if you watch, maybe
Speaker 1: you'll get jumped. And he goes, but I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. It was a fight with two people, and
Speaker 1: then all the bloods jumped in and started beating both guys.
Speaker 1: It was crazy because the two guys started fighting, and
Speaker 1: then everybody jumped in and started beating the two guys down.
Speaker 2: And at first when they started, when everyone jumped in,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, they're jumping man.
Speaker 1: Man man man got away. Scott Free in this situation
Speaker 1: got me down.
Speaker 2: When everybody got up, I was like, no, they were
Speaker 2: jumping both of them, both of them. Oh my god, damn.
Speaker 1: It was like five guys jumped on two.
Speaker 2: It's the kicking that I can't take. I hate when
Speaker 2: I would see them kicking. I don't know. I punched
Speaker 2: his fine, but kicking is just something else, still something
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: So as they stand up and kind of walk away,
Speaker 1: Alan's like they were both bleeding on their faces, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to know how it works or
Speaker 1: what happened. Good job, Alan, good job. Yeah, so did
Speaker 1: we see you know, they're all trying to pull each
Speaker 1: other apart. And then in the cell, Poncho comes in
Speaker 1: and says to Alan. Yeah, so the bloods had to
Speaker 1: jump in on the beat down because two bloods are
Speaker 1: not supposed to fight in front of other non bloods.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean they're in a prison pod. So
Speaker 2: I mean, so.
Speaker 1: I guess if you have to, you gotta go get
Speaker 1: go in the room. Go in the room. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so did we see those guys say peace out? Peace on,
Speaker 1: piece on and they hug.
Speaker 2: Because that's how guys do it. Guys can fight, fight
Speaker 2: it out and be over it. It's the women folk.
Speaker 2: We can't do it. It's like we fight, did we
Speaker 2: gotta tell everyone else they hate you, pick on, you
Speaker 2: have everyone else picked and make fun of you. Guys
Speaker 2: just fight it out and they're they're cool.
Speaker 1: It's wild.
Speaker 2: They're tired too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and the talking head and Nate goes. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been in here a long time and I've learned
Speaker 1: a lot about gangs. And I'll be really interested to
Speaker 1: talk to the Kernel about all of this that I've learned.
Speaker 1: But just another day in jail. Black screen of death,
Speaker 1: with the dispute settled on it returns the kiddie per
Speaker 1: TiVo's orders, and they get it, and they count it
Speaker 1: and everything's fine.
Speaker 2: You know that had stole all the snacks. By the
Speaker 2: time the fight was over with, I wouldn't have any
Speaker 2: snacks lifts because I knew me. I know me, I
Speaker 2: would have eaten all the snacks by now.
Speaker 1: And he was like, it looks like a lot of Ramen. Though, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like Roman not that much. Okay. So Emmanuel, here's
Speaker 1: the gross part. Everybody just literally my stones little lipt.
Speaker 1: So we see American.
Speaker 2: This is where her true professionalism comes in. Okay, she
Speaker 2: actually deserves like some kind of a reward for getting
Speaker 2: through this, because this is like a reporter being like
Speaker 2: in a war zone and still having to report.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So we see Emmanuel's bunkie, Dante, telling him the wall
Speaker 1: has boogers and blood on it from his last roommate,
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, what happened to that guy? He
Speaker 1: gets so he got sent downstairs, and Dante goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and after that it was fucked up because I found
Speaker 1: out the guy had aids. Whether that's true or not,
Speaker 1: who knows, We have no idea. Anyways, regardless, it's gross.
Speaker 1: So Emmanuel says, I am a public health official and
Speaker 1: they need to clean this up, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to give the CEO's a peace of my mind.
Speaker 1: So the CEO brings the food and goes, go in
Speaker 1: your cell, and he goes, no, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: go in there. And the guy goes, get in your
Speaker 1: cell and he goes no. There is blood and mucus
Speaker 1: on the walls. And the CEO says, that means nothing
Speaker 1: to me. That means I don't care. That is nothing
Speaker 1: to me, and Emanuel goes, I'm being professional with you,
Speaker 1: and this is a health hazard. You treat us like animals.
Speaker 1: I'm not an animal. I am as educated as all
Speaker 1: you guys. Stop treating me like trash. There's blood and
Speaker 1: mucus on the wall of someone who has aids this
Speaker 1: is not safe. I have followed all the protocol to
Speaker 1: ask to get it cleaned. Nothing, give me gloves, give
Speaker 1: me something, I'll clean it. And he's raising his voice
Speaker 1: and the officer goes, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. Okay, we got you covered. You have let
Speaker 1: me know you're in a fucked up situation and I'll
Speaker 1: deal with it. I'll deal with it, okay. So I
Speaker 1: mean so Amaniel says you know, it takes a challenger
Speaker 1: and being belligerent to get anything done around here, and
Speaker 1: that's sad. It doesn't help the inmates to learn anything.
Speaker 1: They think they have to yell to get anything done.
Speaker 1: And you know, there's basically he's like, there's protocol to follow,
Speaker 1: and you follow it and still nothing happens.
Speaker 2: Right, It's just he's right. I mean, but I tell
Speaker 2: you what, the more excited he got, the that's hood
Speaker 2: he sounded.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. He was like, excuse me, I am
Speaker 1: highly educated and I do not want mucus on my walls.
Speaker 2: And he's like, gosh, oh well he blew his cover. Gosh.
Speaker 1: So the two CEOs and another inmate come in. I
Speaker 1: was like, is this the designated cleaning in mat?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, poor guy.
Speaker 1: And Evandel goes, if the State Health Department came in here,
Speaker 1: a lot of people would be in a shutload of trouble. Mister.
Speaker 2: So here we go again. He's just chipping away at
Speaker 2: that hook cover that he says. He said, I'm so hood.
Speaker 2: Oh it's funny, okay, until a booger comes around.
Speaker 1: Me too, me too, say right, all right, let's go
Speaker 1: to Jacqueline Stephanie and Angelae in the South Annex. It's
Speaker 1: interesting because it's called iPod, and I wonder if from
Speaker 1: the show they call it South Annex and don't say
Speaker 1: iPod because iPod is so confusing, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe maybe maybe you're right.
Speaker 1: So we see Jacqueline. She's gone to lock up, she's
Speaker 1: in segregation, and their girls are like, god, yeah, the
Speaker 1: CEO she called the sergeant on Stephanie, and they're all
Speaker 1: just like stunned because no, she called the sergeant on Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: not Stephanie. Jacqueline got called, the sergeant got called on her.
Speaker 1: Everybody's done. So they're like, this must be like the
Speaker 1: next day because that was at night when they were
Speaker 1: trying to go to bed, when they were taking all
Speaker 1: her shit down. So the next day they're out talking
Speaker 1: and then she comes back and they're like, what happened.
Speaker 1: She goes, the guards were rough housing. Either threw me
Speaker 1: to the ground, they look, ripped my nails off, and
Speaker 1: I had to shit to nobody, and they're like really.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, look at my nails are all gone,
Speaker 1: and she goes, do I look like a gang member?
Speaker 1: My god, I've never been treated like that. But nobody's
Speaker 1: really giving her any intention. And Stephanie is sitting there
Speaker 1: playing Uno and never even like looks at.
Speaker 2: I mean, but when you playing Uno, you really have
Speaker 2: to concentrate. You can't have side conversations over here, and
Speaker 2: you put down draw for you're talking and a person
Speaker 2: then draw for. So I mean you gotta gotta concentrate
Speaker 2: a little bit mere pain.
Speaker 1: Well is that I understand. But I think that since
Speaker 1: they've been there, they haven't seen anybody get put in segregation.
Speaker 1: So Jacqueline's like, I'm coming back with like a story
Speaker 1: and some news, and I like what.
Speaker 2: I mean, But granted, I still don't think she did
Speaker 2: anything to be put into segregation and for them to
Speaker 2: throw her around and make her take her nails off. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a bit, but we just witnessed a whole gang fight.
Speaker 1: Right, nobody did anything, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, as she's like bitching about it, somebody who's playing Uno,
Speaker 1: not Stephanie goes, sorry, that happened to you.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: So we're talking to her. Jaqueline goes, they're all over
Speaker 1: there playing cards and Stephanie didn't even look up. She
Speaker 1: didn't care, she didn't ask who has Okay, Stephanie hates you.
Speaker 1: Why haven't you figured that out?
Speaker 2: None of them really care for her, and I mean
Speaker 2: she's not She doesn't have like a great personality.
Speaker 1: They liked her when she was making the pink clothes.
Speaker 1: They thought that was fine because.
Speaker 2: They were using her. That was it, Like she was
Speaker 2: the artis and crafts teacher right then and there. But
Speaker 2: you know, no, they have nothing for her at all.
Speaker 1: So we're talking, he had Stephanie goes. Jacqueline's just acting
Speaker 1: with all that cursing. That's not how she normally talks.
Speaker 1: She got put in lockdown, big deal.
Speaker 2: Sephany when we first made you. This is not the
Speaker 2: way you talked either, Like you totally switched up. Yes,
Speaker 2: once she went to prison.
Speaker 1: So Secany, all, I live in the white neighborhood and
Speaker 1: that's the hood over there, and I never yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm kind of wondering maybe this is the
Speaker 2: real Siffany and everything else was in front.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Again, we still hadn't seen your collar boyfriend. She didn't care.
Speaker 2: He's just waiting by the phone. He's like, maybe she's
Speaker 2: in the hole. I don't know, She says. The hole.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what she has a called.
Speaker 1: So nighttime in Jacqueline Spot, everybody's talking and there's and
Speaker 1: they're first they're talking about something stinking like it's gas.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, yeah, of course we're gonna go back
Speaker 1: and talk about pooping, but no, they're talking about like gas,
Speaker 1: gas gas, like a leaf, so it's a gas smell.
Speaker 1: And I said, it's gas, not gas, and black screen
Speaker 1: of Death. The women suspect a gas leak. So we
Speaker 1: see Jacqueline wrap a cloth around her nose, which is
Speaker 1: kind of smart. And the CEO inter coms and was like, hey, girls,
Speaker 1: what's up. You're still awaken there? What's going on girls?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just making sure no one died from the gas leak,
Speaker 2: poisoning or anything like. It was very conversational.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like and the CEO's like, ooh girl,
Speaker 1: it's hot. It's bad in here too. What's going on
Speaker 1: there in your zone? I was like, yeah, like, bitch, the.
Speaker 2: Same thing going out over there. It's a goddamn gas leak.
Speaker 2: Like if you smell it, we smell it. It was
Speaker 2: very odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the CEO goes, yeah, I went and checked
Speaker 1: the stove and the heat's not even on, so I
Speaker 1: don't even know what it is. Crazy, you guys, all right,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Really like your girlfriend calling on a cell phone like, hey,
Speaker 2: did you hear that big boom? Like I didn't. Did
Speaker 2: your electricity go off? It was very I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was crazy. This is the same
Speaker 1: one that put Jackie in the hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make your puck all of her fucking fingernails off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they turn they turned the lights on in all
Speaker 1: the and all the rooms, and Stephanie in her room goes,
Speaker 1: I'm I could smell that. I'm starting to panic. She said,
Speaker 1: this is dangerous. You know, we're hitting the emergency button
Speaker 1: for miss Mitchell. And all them mats are like yelling like,
Speaker 1: you guys, you can smell. This is dangerous that we're
Speaker 1: in this room. There's no air blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: after an hour, after an hour of sitting with his
Speaker 1: gas smelt, an officer finally goes, Okay, they pop open
Speaker 1: the doors and she says, everybody put your shirts on
Speaker 1: and come out, and they unlock the doors. They let
Speaker 1: them out, and they're all like, you need to call
Speaker 1: the fire department, like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they go, everybody, were relocating you for the
Speaker 1: night to the gym, bring your mats and what you
Speaker 1: need for tonight. I was glad we got to see
Speaker 1: that they have a gym.
Speaker 2: Because I'd been wondering because we literally only have seen
Speaker 2: them in the pot.
Speaker 1: We never see them go to the gym. So they
Speaker 1: go to what they call the wreck room, and they
Speaker 1: lay their beds along the walls, and the talking had
Speaker 1: separately seventy and Jack Lend are both like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: need a break. We're just gonna stick with our roommates.
Speaker 1: We're not going to go try to find each other.
Speaker 1: We're gonna stick with our roommates. So the talking head
Speaker 1: Angela says, the night of the gas leak, I could
Speaker 1: tell Gabrielle is attracted to me. She's very funny. I
Speaker 1: love her personality because you hear Gabrielle's over there making
Speaker 1: jokes like, I don't know, maybe they'll just have to
Speaker 1: let us all go home, you know. Three hours later,
Speaker 1: the fire department comes is checking it out. The women
Speaker 1: are all in the gym, and the talking head seven
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm looking down to where Jacqueline is with
Speaker 1: her pod and she's just isolating herself. It's like two
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. The girl what she's supposed.
Speaker 2: To be doing. Yeah, I mean you're sitting there. Can
Speaker 2: you imagine how uncomfortable it was to have their mats
Speaker 2: on that hard ass.
Speaker 1: Floor, Like that's the same as their bed though. It's
Speaker 1: just a hard ass that's true.
Speaker 2: And then you're wondering what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: What I don't know what she expected to her to
Speaker 2: be doing right now. She just cannot stand even the
Speaker 2: look of Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: She hates her. She'd have answered talking Jaqueline goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is depressing, like all this should happen. I just
Speaker 1: got put in the whole Nobody cares like, yeah, I'm depressed.
Speaker 1: So she just see her put her head down trying
Speaker 1: to go to sleep, and she's trying to like block
Speaker 1: out the lights so she can sleep, which is what
Speaker 1: I was trying to do this morning.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, guess what I would have
Speaker 2: been doing too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and talking to head, the producer says to Stephanie,
Speaker 1: who does have a new haircut, had new hairdos down.
Speaker 1: She's got little braids all in the front.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, every time we see her new.
Speaker 1: Hair, and the producer says, what do you hope happens
Speaker 1: to Jackie? And she goes, I hope she goes home
Speaker 1: or gets sent home.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was impressed and she said that because
Speaker 2: I thought she was gonna say, I hope they kill her,
Speaker 2: because that's how much she can't stand her, Like Jackie's
Speaker 2: done nothing to her. I almost feel like it's a
Speaker 2: jealousy thing of some sort. I don't know, it's very
Speaker 2: very weird.
Speaker 1: It's very weird. She just wants to be the favorite
Speaker 1: new girl.
Speaker 2: It's strange, but she has no issue with Angela.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, because I can beat her ass.
Speaker 2: You know what, you got a point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, black screen to death. The firemen
Speaker 1: shut off a faulty valve on the heating system and
Speaker 1: the women are allowed to return to the iPod. But
Speaker 1: it's three am, and talking to head, Jackie goes. We
Speaker 1: go back in and we notice a very strong smell
Speaker 1: of cinnamon, which means they probably didn't fix the problem.
Speaker 1: They just masked the smell. Well, you'll find out when
Speaker 1: the cinnamon smell goes away if the gas smell comes back.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I just.
Speaker 2: Would hope the fire department would have fixed it.
Speaker 1: I don't think the fire department wants an entire prison
Speaker 1: sell to burn down.
Speaker 2: Especially after they've been there and they're supposed to have
Speaker 2: done their jobs. But where's the what is where is
Speaker 2: the cinnamon smell coming from?
Speaker 1: You know, if they had like a bathroom spray and
Speaker 1: they just went around sprayed it and all this, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, that's what I would have done too to get
Speaker 2: I mean like this, yeah and sweet and good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the Talking Head we see Angela talking about Gabrielle
Speaker 1: and just she's so giddy over her, right, and we
Speaker 1: see them and we see them like snuggling up in
Speaker 1: the bed and stuff. And the producer asked her about
Speaker 1: Gabrielle and says, are you too romantically involved? And she
Speaker 1: says yes, okay, but now but now the very next
Speaker 1: scene is next time on Talking Head with Angela. The
Speaker 1: producer says, are you in a relationship with Gabby? And
Speaker 1: she goes, no, she was I can't say we're in
Speaker 1: a relationship. And the producer goes, well, you're very touchy feeling,
Speaker 1: and she goes, yes, we are affectionate and we are intimate.
Speaker 1: We are Well, if you're Okay, well, I guess you
Speaker 1: could be intimate and affectionate, not being a relationship.
Speaker 2: They're friends for benefits.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, right, I can
Speaker 1: deal with it. Honchow is saying that white dude with
Speaker 1: the glasses he's gay.
Speaker 2: Bro, Oh, God, care for Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm scared for Andrew.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Andrew. That's yes, that's what I mean. I'm
Speaker 2: scared fORCH.
Speaker 1: Is talking about Andrew.
Speaker 2: Well, how does he know? I'm curious to see, like
Speaker 2: what made him all of a sudden think that.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Because we have all thought. We thought it.
Speaker 1: We have thought it only because of the way his
Speaker 1: dad acts about its gay out of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, we What we thought was, you know, Matt
Speaker 2: has put this child in this situation because he believes
Speaker 2: that his son is gay, and it's just a little
Speaker 2: toughen him up, because you know, that's that's how you
Speaker 2: get rid of the gay. I mean, what what has
Speaker 2: happened for Pancho to say this. I'm nervous, very nervous.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 1: And we hear Alan Uh in a voiceover saying, your
Speaker 1: life could be a living hell in here if you're gay?
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right. So now we see a COEO
Speaker 1: yelling at Stephanie and she's saying, you can't just move yourself.
Speaker 1: You go get your stuff and go back to where
Speaker 1: you were. So Stephanie is like, self moved out of
Speaker 1: her own pod. So something has happened where the ladies,
Speaker 1: her her best friends and her sorority have turned on her.
Speaker 1: And Jacqueline is saying to the CEO they were bullying
Speaker 1: her and so that's why she moved. And Swoll comes
Speaker 1: out man and is yelling. She goes, hey, nobody being bullied.
Speaker 1: Why would you say that? And is screaming. So apparently
Speaker 1: Stephanie was in that pod with swollen she felt she
Speaker 1: was being bullied and tried to move and Jacqueline, who's nice,
Speaker 1: tried to help her, but then apparently it got found
Speaker 1: out and the CEO is like, you can't just move yourself, like,
Speaker 1: you know, is it.
Speaker 2: Bad that I'm like kind of glad that Stephanie's getting
Speaker 2: it a little bit.
Speaker 1: No, I'm thrilled the way too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. So then we see Emmanuel acting a fool over
Speaker 1: in this six hundred screaming Black Lives matter, Black lives matter,
Speaker 1: Black lives matter, and we see one white guy in
Speaker 1: the corner going black lives Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1: Nobody hit me?
Speaker 2: Oh that is funny.
Speaker 1: And the talking head Matt goes Emanduella is not reading
Speaker 1: the situation very well and he doesn't know how dangerous
Speaker 1: this is. And as usual, Matt locates a camera and
Speaker 1: goes up and goes Bouchie. I guess that's his last name.
Speaker 1: Boucie is a target.
Speaker 2: So as are you. He probably has drawn himself a
Speaker 2: little Matt and put like little circles where all the
Speaker 2: cameras are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who else? You know who else likes
Speaker 1: the camera?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Tibo? Tibo went up to the camera several times?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The problem is is Matt's going to get to see
Speaker 1: his footage and Tubo's not. And that is the end
Speaker 1: of episode six. Blood Rules. Now this obviously had a
Speaker 1: double meaning because we had the bloods and yeah, I
Speaker 1: had the blood to say it, you have to say.
Speaker 2: You know, I was really hoping they came in there
Speaker 2: for like a fire hose and just clean all the walls.
Speaker 2: I was shocked when they just had someone in there,
Speaker 2: just like springing it like, no, blast that ship off.
Speaker 2: It's horrible.
Speaker 1: I can't talk about it. And I appreciate you feeling
Speaker 1: my pain on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt bad for you last night.
Speaker 1: Well that's it, guys. And if you're listening to this,
Speaker 1: I'm at Bravo kon or I'm on my way home
Speaker 1: from bravakon maybe Yeah, when you're listening to this, I'll
Speaker 1: be on my way home.
Speaker 2: I just asked, like two things, okay from you.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you see Gizille, okay.
Speaker 2: Take a picture with her and send it to me,
Speaker 2: and also tell her how much your co host loves her.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And and if you see Teresa even though me I'm
Speaker 2: in this weird place with Teresa right now.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know it used to be a tree hard or whatever?
Speaker 2: That saying a tree a tree hugger? What I say
Speaker 2: a tread like a big time like you cannot say
Speaker 2: anything bad about Teresa, unfortunately she's Louis. It has just
Speaker 2: gone south with us. But if you see her, take
Speaker 2: a picture to me.
Speaker 1: Oh, if I see her, I all take a picture.
Speaker 1: She's you know, but I'm not. I'm not here looking
Speaker 1: for I'm out here looking for Mary. I'm not here
Speaker 1: looking for Mary's al I'm not looking for Teresa.
Speaker 2: God do you see Mary m Cosby?
Speaker 1: What will I do with myself?
Speaker 2: She's so hilarious.
Speaker 1: She is jumped in both feet this season. She she
Speaker 1: is some good in.
Speaker 2: It's really something. Yeah, she's all in. She's not really
Speaker 2: holding back, and nothing can make me hate her. Even
Speaker 2: when she says horrible things, it's still funny because it's
Speaker 2: usually very accurate.
Speaker 1: This past week when this will be a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks late when you hear this. But she looks right
Speaker 1: at Meredith and goes, I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk to you. You're boring, You got nothing going on? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're boring.
Speaker 2: Whenever they said about Brown's husband like flirting with someone
Speaker 2: and farting, and in her talking hand, she's like, I
Speaker 2: would die if I find out my husband was flirting,
Speaker 2: and I think I would feel worse about the fighting part.
Speaker 1: He was making out with somebody in farting.
Speaker 2: And that is so gross.
Speaker 1: And then this girl told somebody I made out with
Speaker 1: this guy who was married to this girl and farting, Like, girl,
Speaker 1: have some self respective you made out with somebody's husband
Speaker 1: and he was farting. Don't tell it, he said to yourself.
Speaker 2: I would have to tell it just because of the
Speaker 2: farting part, Like you never mind the cheating scandal of it,
Speaker 2: like that's that's that's funny.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I love I love it. Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: is so good. Well, hopefully by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: I'll be on a plane on the way home.
Speaker 2: No, you don't have no voice, y'all. I'm gonna tell y'all.
Speaker 2: Right now, she's not gonna have a voice.
Speaker 1: I've got to stop talking from today until I don't
Speaker 1: know when Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Celine Beyond does not talk for her performances, so
Speaker 2: I think you need to see beyond it for the
Speaker 2: next year.
Speaker 1: I am the best singer in the world.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, that's it.
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Speaker 2: first had her as a co host, I didn't know
Speaker 2: she was going to be the breakout star.
Speaker 1: I would say that. I would say that when you
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Speaker 2: No, we'll still be podcasting. That'll be part of the show.
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