Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your tako one
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Speaker 2: We would like to point out some of you who
Speaker 2: may have just joined us here in the last ten
Speaker 2: to fifteen minutes. Yes, we are very much aware that
Speaker 2: Val Kilmer passed away yesterday and I've talked about it
Speaker 2: several times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this morning unfortunate, and we were talking, well we
Speaker 1: said it earlier but also with each other all the
Speaker 1: different stuff that he was in and great did Great.
Speaker 2: Sixty five pneumonia got him in the end. He had
Speaker 2: battled cancer and some other health issues. But yeah, he's
Speaker 2: that's an actor. You don't never really hurt anybody say
Speaker 2: crap about film. No, Kilmer is well liked, respected, skilled.
Speaker 1: And I've told a couple people at least he's not
Speaker 1: suffering anymore. You know.
Speaker 2: What we got here. Let's begin with this story. Company
Speaker 2: called ASB Glass Floor Okay is hoping that they are
Speaker 2: literally on the ground floor of the future of basketball
Speaker 2: around the world.
Speaker 1: The whole glass floor thing kind of you know, me
Speaker 1: being afraid of heights kind of you know, freaks me
Speaker 1: out a little, but not for a basketball court that
Speaker 1: would be totally fine. And so they're playing ball on
Speaker 1: a glass floor. That is their their gimmick. Picture this
Speaker 1: and there are a couple of international teams that utilize
Speaker 1: this product as well. I believe it was Kentucky. Kentucky's
Speaker 1: basketball team for their opener back in October did a
Speaker 1: promotion where they featured the glass floor look kind of cool.
Speaker 1: It's it's this product that is floors made of fuse
Speaker 1: together layers of safety glass, which is then placed over
Speaker 1: led panels that are on the surface, which are then
Speaker 1: lit to provide the markings for whatever events being held
Speaker 1: on the floor. Any kind of logos or advertising or
Speaker 1: whatever which can be changed in a key stroke, and
Speaker 1: you can see where the technology comes in there. That
Speaker 1: is a good idea. And if it's basketball, like you said,
Speaker 1: throw the logo on the team, but also do the
Speaker 1: three point line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the markers, right.
Speaker 1: So until you have you know, two seven foot two
Speaker 1: guys hit the ground and shatter.
Speaker 2: It, won't shatter it. In fact, it's it's even safer
Speaker 2: than smacking down under the hardwood.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They said that about the old backboards until one
Speaker 1: Shakill O'Neil came along and just.
Speaker 2: Literally shattered that theory. Prove the shatter proof were all
Speaker 2: it does look. Uh, it's pretty cool though, that is
Speaker 2: I like that, albeit pricey, very pricey.
Speaker 1: Ye. So but if you're building some state of the
Speaker 1: art arena, you know, and.
Speaker 2: They said that, you know, a lot of the pushback
Speaker 2: will come from traditionalists are like when you say hardwood,
Speaker 2: you immediately think basketball courts. And they even have a
Speaker 2: design where it looks like hardwood, just like tile can
Speaker 2: be made to look like wood.
Speaker 1: Now, just like you said, one stroke of a key
Speaker 1: and okay, we got the hardwood look. But the glass
Speaker 1: floors in general. I mean, like, yeah, a glass bottom boat,
Speaker 1: I think that's cool. But a glass floor on the bridge,
Speaker 1: the walkway's glass.
Speaker 2: How about the viewing platform at the Grand Canyon that
Speaker 2: extends out no way.
Speaker 3: No way, and that I've seen Final Destination movies. I no, no,
Speaker 3: And that's coming from Pat think of me afraid of heights.
Speaker 3: You know that one glass bridge that you walk from
Speaker 3: building the building.
Speaker 2: I would be just I'd pass out. Even when I
Speaker 2: went to the Grand Canyon. You know, I even just
Speaker 2: consciously stayed a few feet back from getting as close
Speaker 2: as I could have.
Speaker 1: Now you gotta worry. You know how crazy people are
Speaker 1: about probably getting pushed. Kidding dude, you know, like you
Speaker 1: staying a few feet back like it just like the subways.
Speaker 1: Oh look they're they're wedding close to the tracks. Let
Speaker 1: me push them. What is wrong with people?
Speaker 2: That'd be interesting, though, to see all of a sudden
Speaker 2: in every basketball court is now glass.
Speaker 1: They've they've got it. They've got their first in on
Speaker 1: this though. So you said it's pricey eight. You don't
Speaker 1: see everyone doing it yet, but probably not gonna.
Speaker 2: Be down at the y mc A Youth League happening
Speaker 2: or the Boys and Girls Club. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Or I did just get their flooring rereadone and then
Speaker 1: basketball court.
Speaker 2: Well that is winter Park, Tako. Well we got some
Speaker 2: cash running through the buddy. That was the y money.
Speaker 2: Hey uh, this is pretty hardcore here, man. We go
Speaker 2: to Western PA. Western Pennsylvania. Hardcore armed robbery. Several of
Speaker 2: these have happened, believed to be associated or targeted Amish buggies.
Speaker 2: Well you got you got thieves in cars rolling up
Speaker 2: on homage buggies and robbing them at gun point?
Speaker 1: Are they buggy jacking them?
Speaker 2: No, they're just taking their wallets. Wow, you gotta be
Speaker 2: a real a hole to do something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy's not that guy or lady's not doing
Speaker 1: anything that hurts you except for maybe being a little slow.
Speaker 2: It is a pretty soft target, dude, I know, stop
Speaker 2: and car versus buggy. I mean, you're gonna get away
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 1: And they don't have a cell phone to call and
Speaker 1: report you. Yeah, exactly are they? One of the teenagers
Speaker 1: may have one. I'm just saying, oh yeah, the ones
Speaker 1: that are out in the barn to the big barn parties.
Speaker 2: Molly, And is that Amish ragers show still on where
Speaker 2: they go out in the world and decide if they
Speaker 2: still want to be Amish or not.
Speaker 1: I would have to, uh what was it called? I
Speaker 1: was intrigued by watching I was too amish? WHI should
Speaker 1: almost Amish ragers should? No, I'm just trying to find it, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on.
Speaker 2: Raging Amish dudes and suspenders in a pricey New York
Speaker 2: City hotel room drinking malt liquor. Just kind of surreal.
Speaker 1: Those those shows were kind of a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you're gonna get some bwo spreading into
Speaker 2: the Amish Amish country. What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: I have armed guards on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: This is just for retail theft. If you're an Amish person,
Speaker 1: you should have a wooden bat as a weapon, because
Speaker 1: you can't have them looking them back, because that would
Speaker 1: be breaking Amish rules. I'm sure, Beto. Like how you
Speaker 1: have the beat stick underneath your front seat?
Speaker 2: Can you have a gun if you're Amish? Is that permitted?
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 2: If that's permitted, i'd be I'd be locking load in
Speaker 2: every buggy that hits the road.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but see, you and I are definitely not
Speaker 1: ten percent Amish.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: So I have visited Amish country many times, and I
Speaker 2: told you about that one restaurant we went to that
Speaker 2: was run by them, and that's still to this day
Speaker 2: the best home cooked food I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: All I remember is you said the best ice cream
Speaker 1: you've ever had too?
Speaker 2: Oh that was. It was unbelievable. Literally was coming the
Speaker 2: pipe from the cow to the table. No see grows
Speaker 2: actual refrigeration in between. It's like watching the song made.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Yeah. But they were not putting b WO
Speaker 1: on the sides of Amish streets to protect unless they
Speaker 1: hire them, but if they have a convenience.
Speaker 2: So if you were this thief and you rolled up
Speaker 2: on the buggy and you saw a b w O
Speaker 2: sticker on the side of.
Speaker 1: It, you're not hitting it. No, You're going. That guy's
Speaker 1: packing a wooden stand. He has no chance against my gun.
Speaker 1: But they now they worked the wood in an Amish land.
Speaker 1: Get from a lot of building. Dude. This text sign
Speaker 1: is so breaking Amish. Thank you. I was looking at it.
Speaker 1: And then different form of the text line, not the
Speaker 1: updated one ragers yeah, breaking Amish pat And then there's
Speaker 1: the Amish mafia, remember that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that? That one cat's name? The weirdos
Speaker 2: like did or what wasn't their allegations that whole thing
Speaker 2: was stage Yeah who oh yeah, Okay, I'm at the
Speaker 2: new tax former.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm at the new text one again.
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Speaker 2: And I defer to you on how something like this
Speaker 2: could happen Toaco.
Speaker 1: They're saying breaking Amish and and Amish mafia, but I
Speaker 1: was just talking about the rager parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, breaking amage, the Amish mafia. One is the Levi
Speaker 2: Levi that prick.
Speaker 1: So breaking Amish was the kids, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, I believe so. The one's going out in the
Speaker 2: world to see if they still are going to be
Speaker 2: Amish when they come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they got a little unmised.
Speaker 2: Amish only fans.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Yeah, that was the one because it was
Speaker 1: on TLC.
Speaker 2: All right, we go to Tennessee meat packing plant there
Speaker 2: lost about three hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 2: beef when workers there loaded it onto trucks from a
Speaker 2: subcontractor called List Trucking Sales, which doesn't exist. They didn't
Speaker 2: even question the drivers drivers, is backed it into the
Speaker 2: dock loader up? Boys, all right, and they did. We're
Speaker 2: a hauling your meat. They drove off with eighty thousand
Speaker 2: pounds of beef from the meatpacking plant.
Speaker 1: At least check their logs to make sure they haven't
Speaker 1: been driving over the certain amount of hours.
Speaker 2: No questions asked. Sure, list trucking sales sounds legit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna haul this be We're gonna haul your
Speaker 1: beef right toward.
Speaker 2: Table and away they went.
Speaker 1: So you just got to look for somebody having a
Speaker 1: huge beef sale right in that area.
Speaker 2: I just I know you didn't. Everything you did back
Speaker 2: in your OTR days wasn't a buff board. You've statue
Speaker 2: of limitations, come clean on much of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's over the road, truck or to you novices
Speaker 1: out there. The worst, one of the worst holes that
Speaker 1: I had was when I was hauling fruit and there
Speaker 1: were fruit flies and it ruined.
Speaker 2: They feed they like bread. It was a long trip.
Speaker 1: It was from Maine to uh to Seattle, and it
Speaker 1: was a tough for out too, and the fruit flies
Speaker 1: were making love in the back of the truck.
Speaker 2: I never messed with it. In blueberries.
Speaker 1: It was a hole. It was strawberries and blueberries, yeah,
Speaker 1: from blue Blueberry Hill and but no, the fruit flies
Speaker 1: made love and then there were more fruitflies. And I
Speaker 1: got there and it was just mush. They'd eaten everything
Speaker 1: and just you open the back like and it was
Speaker 1: fruit flies everywhere. They took out part of the redwoods.
Speaker 1: They went from fruit to wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you missed those days, don't you.
Speaker 1: I really do. Orlando's Rock Station