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Speaker 2: Judy Canova Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandridge, Joe Karns,
Speaker 2: Ruth Perrot As Conried and.
Speaker 1: Nax The Sportsman, Charles Danner's Orchestra and starring Judy Canova.
Speaker 3: How about you all day?
Speaker 4: I believe it is so.
Speaker 5: And the best. You love me?
Speaker 4: No, I see you around?
Speaker 6: Well we want you to go.
Speaker 3: Ask if you're thinking of me, and said, no, I
Speaker 3: can't help one hundred dollars Where you are, how home
Speaker 3: you are?
Speaker 7: Who you are alone with?
Speaker 3: Why I keep talking on the boat with myself.
Speaker 4: Dreamed about you?
Speaker 3: Last night? You were whispering, Lord, it was only a whisper.
Speaker 8: Why the angle that.
Speaker 9: I can't I wonder where you are and how you
Speaker 9: are and who you are alone with?
Speaker 5: Why not be talking on the boat with my SLF.
Speaker 6: Dreams about you?
Speaker 5: Last No?
Speaker 10: You were whispering, law it was only a whisper.
Speaker 1: By Echo Bery.
Speaker 6: Bertie and.
Speaker 2: Well, today Judy has an appointment at Paragon Studios with
Speaker 2: two movie directors who have signed her for a screen test.
Speaker 2: At the moment, we find her.
Speaker 1: At Monsieur Here's Duty shops getting the full treatment.
Speaker 4: Say, my Sonri, how were coming along missus Kenovera, will
Speaker 4: you please stop chewing that dumb double go.
Speaker 11: God than't bubble gum barbies old tatoo.
Speaker 2: Well stopped.
Speaker 6: My nerves are simply screaming today.
Speaker 4: And to.
Speaker 6: Say, as it is, your faith looks like a three
Speaker 6: dollar a week tread with a slow leak. Oh well,
Speaker 6: thank goodness, here comes Herman. I'll ask him what to
Speaker 6: do first, hermon, he's mynor assistant. He's one of the
Speaker 6: smartest beauty operators in the business. Oh, Herman, Herman, come here,
Speaker 6: we want your advice. Now here, take a look at
Speaker 6: miss Kenova's face. Well, who's that's a prettiant idea. Let
Speaker 6: me see now, a precision control.
Speaker 2: Hotel motion wave would pluck out the curves and give
Speaker 2: a safty bufon contours with the entire facial ensemble.
Speaker 11: Yeah, while you're at it, check the gas and oil too.
Speaker 10: Canova Please?
Speaker 6: This situation is serious, don't you think so? Herman?
Speaker 11: Who, Well, that's what I like new ideas.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, it's can over.
Speaker 6: Please your library grive poor herman to his wits end.
Speaker 8: It won't be much of a drive.
Speaker 4: Well, let's.
Speaker 6: You please hush.
Speaker 2: This is a dug treatment and it requires a firm
Speaker 2: and steady technique.
Speaker 4: Why am I getting the beauty treatment?
Speaker 8: Appendix took outty?
Speaker 6: What shall I do? Who's going to the north? Please? Temper,
Speaker 6: temper after all? All right, I'm ready. Now I'll put
Speaker 6: on the mud back. What for?
Speaker 4: Golly? I know people with one plack mindes, but this
Speaker 4: poor fella got sidetrackened.
Speaker 6: Now fast, it's stillness going over.
Speaker 2: This little machine will do the trick.
Speaker 10: There we are.
Speaker 6: Now is there anything you need? Yeah?
Speaker 11: A bass.
Speaker 8: Gee had agget it.
Speaker 4: Wonderful everything's coming my way this week.
Speaker 12: So what do you mean, Judy?
Speaker 4: Well, first signing from a screen test. And now on Saturdays,
Speaker 4: my programdfather is Mike Sinastra.
Speaker 11: Yes, Judy, and thanks for not cooking to look for you. Yeah,
Speaker 11: and I could do a lot for him.
Speaker 4: I could give that part get a square meal? Why
Speaker 4: do you know that a mosquito bit Frankie once and
Speaker 4: a mosquito lost blood on the deal.
Speaker 5: Read this, yeah, like you.
Speaker 4: Know that's something about Frankie boy when they clings that
Speaker 4: microphone and says in that romantical voice of his.
Speaker 6: Fighting me for talking her face?
Speaker 11: Reader, I've paidro What makes you look so down in
Speaker 11: the mouth?
Speaker 13: Or sen you're reading? My new girlfriend had an ash
Speaker 13: it in She got her head caught in a waffle iron.
Speaker 12: Oh she paid all that's terrible.
Speaker 13: She ain't now. She can't use any makeup, just butter
Speaker 13: and sheery. Cully's a short linker. I call her my
Speaker 13: great biginfire State.
Speaker 11: Building Impire State Buildings.
Speaker 13: See she's really built.
Speaker 8: Oh tell me what's her real name?
Speaker 3: Title?
Speaker 13: Or her real name is Rose? Either the Peter Concita
Speaker 13: Manuela Francisco Maria or Sullivan?
Speaker 5: Hey white a man?
Speaker 11: How did them? Sullivan get in there?
Speaker 10: He made a mistake.
Speaker 13: He thought it was a conga line.
Speaker 6: And you read it.
Speaker 13: My girlfriend is always playing tricks on.
Speaker 6: Me, playing track?
Speaker 10: What kind of trick tyro?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 13: Last night I was at her house and we were
Speaker 13: shooting on his sofa. She snuggled up with he close
Speaker 13: to me, and then she turned out all the lights
Speaker 13: and said, let's play postalphies. Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 13: By the time I got back from the drug store
Speaker 13: with the stamps, she was.
Speaker 14: Gone, oh golly, I'm late.
Speaker 4: I gotta get over to the studio and meet them movie.
Speaker 13: Director's as some eagle center.
Speaker 14: Is decided the meetball to you two paid.
Speaker 8: Party fellers.
Speaker 4: Well, miss Gnova in the flesh yep, I never go
Speaker 4: nowhere about it, dolly, as you'll find the girl you
Speaker 4: guys are.
Speaker 6: Looking for for that movie, Well, frankly, miss Conovera.
Speaker 2: We want a girl who is tender and soft, the
Speaker 2: girl who is a little bit of everything rolled into
Speaker 2: what shucks.
Speaker 4: You don't want a girl, you want a leaft over meatball.
Speaker 13: The Miss Gnova.
Speaker 10: The role we have in mind demands a lot of experience.
Speaker 6: Yes, I want to go who's lived the part? He
Speaker 6: plays the girl who has suffered?
Speaker 4: Look at my fate? Can't you tell I've suffered?
Speaker 6: Yes, but don't make us suffer with you.
Speaker 2: You know, if this role is going to be true
Speaker 2: to life, we'll need a girl who has had a
Speaker 2: tough struggle. That's why I want a girl who's had
Speaker 2: to fight to live.
Speaker 4: Well, I've had to fight to live, I know, but
Speaker 4: I want to win her.
Speaker 2: Lost it over. Before you step before the camera, we
Speaker 2: want you to be letter perfect.
Speaker 13: We want to eliminate all your peculiarity.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm willing, miss Conover. Have you any little idiosyncrasies
Speaker 2: that we.
Speaker 6: Don't know about?
Speaker 4: Shucks?
Speaker 8: No, I ain't even married.
Speaker 6: Well, how about your talents? Do you have any special talents?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want doctor lessons in ballet dancing.
Speaker 6: Is ballet dancing helpful?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 11: I learned to jump up and do a split.
Speaker 6: One time I jumped out to do a split.
Speaker 4: I got down, all right.
Speaker 3: The one that tried to get.
Speaker 4: Up again, I couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 10: Well, what happened?
Speaker 14: For three weeks?
Speaker 3: I walked around like I've.
Speaker 12: Gone over high hurdles.
Speaker 4: Didn't When I got back down the normal way and
Speaker 4: walked and the doctor dizzy, It fell flat on my face.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was strange. Did you finally recover your equilibrium? Shut?
Speaker 4: Nobody told me it was uncovered, And miss Canova, we'll
Speaker 4: be compelled to send our dramatic coach over to your house.
Speaker 6: Why you have no finis no sub affair no word
Speaker 6: a club.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he cried, you mean chalking e car.
Speaker 8: I can't eat them to make me fat.
Speaker 13: I don't want as Kanova. He means you need some polish.
Speaker 6: Why about Johnson's Go Coke or no Miss Canova? Yeah
Speaker 6: it's Canova. You may not be the biggest city in
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Speaker 4: Wow, don't worry if I'm crying, you do mar Can
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Speaker 1: Now back to Judy Canova and her own unusual interpretation
Speaker 1: of I ain't got nobody.
Speaker 4: Now there's a saying that's been going around, and I
Speaker 4: begin to think it's truth.
Speaker 12: It's all hard nothing us.
Speaker 5: When that somebody don't care about you?
Speaker 3: Now, I w I had a loving man that we
Speaker 3: said in.
Speaker 5: All this time, but now one sad enough on me
Speaker 5: that man's son and turned me down.
Speaker 9: A got nor wory and nobody case about me? Kesy
Speaker 9: oh lord, I'm so said no harder wooly, want somebody
Speaker 9: come and take.
Speaker 14: A chance with me, Piggy, why thank me that songbody?
Speaker 15: All that time.
Speaker 14: Us on the felon sweet seven mins, ain't got no.
Speaker 9: Her lody and nobody kiss off me.
Speaker 5: Be wearing were.
Speaker 15: Sister, I I yeah, john't live.
Speaker 11: In Judy before I alarm me and my boyfriends.
Speaker 6: Palm run after you see you in the movies.
Speaker 8: Yeah that's right, Geranium, Yeah that's firing.
Speaker 4: Them in, Judy, you know me and Parmaw I like
Speaker 4: to go to the movies and pitch woo in the
Speaker 4: last roar of the.
Speaker 8: Balconies, Cu, Jay, don't I bother the people next to you?
Speaker 4: Don't they wanna enjoy the picture?
Speaker 8: Why in the last row on.
Speaker 6: The balcony, who's looking at the picture?
Speaker 4: Tell me y'all, wh what kind of pictures.
Speaker 6: Do you like?
Speaker 12: The back garandium?
Speaker 4: Well, the pictures I wanna see the most is that
Speaker 4: one about the Los Angeles driver who stops for pedestrian?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 11: What ticketure is that mails on thirdy four Street?
Speaker 8: Hey you know this, Jude.
Speaker 9: Every time my brother moves that cost me a dollar
Speaker 9: a half.
Speaker 4: Doll and a half. I'll come ticket THRONI seventy five cent,
Speaker 4: I know, but I have to buy two seets. Well
Speaker 4: she right here, she say, if you were a kid,
Speaker 4: you could get into half sight. But you're an adult now, Yeah, honey,
Speaker 4: that's riding ad does.
Speaker 9: That's a person who stops growing as both ends and
Speaker 9: stops growing in the middle.
Speaker 4: Oh, Judy, Judy, the dramatic coach who's going to help
Speaker 4: you with your screen test is here to see you.
Speaker 11: Thanks that Aggie oh Holley profession.
Speaker 2: Readings, fath you will, I am Ronald probably gonna take
Speaker 2: the city, and so direct addiction coach as something your
Speaker 2: I con car o, sir, and gentlemen, I find breeding.
Speaker 6: I'm at your surrey is my if you be already.
Speaker 3: Yes, if yous tell.
Speaker 11: I mean a pupil is.
Speaker 6: Please you make a joke now you make run.
Speaker 8: We could use one right about here.
Speaker 6: This can over let us dispense with levity. It is
Speaker 6: the script. Begin to read your posty.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, large, reginal I love you.
Speaker 14: I love you.
Speaker 4: Stay down long shot road leading to farm birds Twitter, sweet, sweet,
Speaker 4: this cano up.
Speaker 6: That is not what you say.
Speaker 7: That is what you do.
Speaker 6: Eliminate the last part. What part your tweet? Your tweet?
Speaker 4: You kind of tweet yourself, sir seed, Miss Canova, we
Speaker 4: have guesses coming tonight.
Speaker 8: What are we having for dinner?
Speaker 6: Father Heaven? We take the soul and the bones. Miss Canova,
Speaker 6: we'll just try this other scene together.
Speaker 13: Huh.
Speaker 1: You play the part of a well educators extremely intelligent girl.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 6: It's your only acting, of course. Now I play the
Speaker 6: part of your mother.
Speaker 4: What do I call you?
Speaker 2: Mother?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 6: I said, eh, mother? You need a shade.
Speaker 4: Oh shufs, I can't call you mother?
Speaker 8: Wh't iring called my mother?
Speaker 6: Let's just get this Henny things second?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 6: What did your father called here?
Speaker 4: My gude?
Speaker 11: Joey thanks her when the back was turned.
Speaker 6: This colonba, would you mind if by term the electric file.
Speaker 10: On my head?
Speaker 4: Why far?
Speaker 2: I wanted to row right?
Speaker 6: Job where you read line? You sound like a girl
Speaker 6: who was born on a farm.
Speaker 4: Well, I was going on a farm back in Taxis
Speaker 4: Junction extra junction. Yeah, yeah, an they Joe?
Speaker 3: Why was a swell place to?
Speaker 8: Something was always gone on back there?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 11: I remember one day Mam was saying the par she
Speaker 11: walks on the German.
Speaker 12: She's that Josey said, get up, Paul, get up, you
Speaker 12: lazy credit.
Speaker 14: Woo nong gosh, Ma, come on, Paul, get up.
Speaker 12: You been a setting in that chair for three days now,
Speaker 12: just a rocking in the rocket.
Speaker 10: No, but that's better than doing nothing.
Speaker 4: Ma.
Speaker 10: We ain't had no eggs for breakfast lately. Ain't that
Speaker 10: new hen laying?
Speaker 5: Or show?
Speaker 12: Paul lat Hen's going to lay for a long time?
Speaker 10: I don know 'em ma, she's lade.
Speaker 8: Yeah, ain't this vega trouble?
Speaker 12: Stew Paul.
Speaker 10: Waw, mam, there's something in the stool, Paul.
Speaker 12: You should not to keep looking it. What's on your plate.
Speaker 10: Or what's on my plate? Keeps looking at me?
Speaker 4: Aw?
Speaker 13: Look mar it's a grasshopper. Who he's got that big
Speaker 13: eye open looking right at me?
Speaker 7: Or I'll tare him down home?
Speaker 12: All that's hunder Paul. Yeah comes Judy's dumb boyfriend, Lucy
Speaker 12: your partner again?
Speaker 5: How dayl.
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 6: Did you.
Speaker 8: Now I tall our person about?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 6: Down pa, par a stick of dynamite is mocking brought
Speaker 6: out at.
Speaker 10: What was he doing with a stick of dynamite in
Speaker 10: his mouth?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 6: He thought it was a tutsio.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm glad you come over here.
Speaker 8: We've been wanting to.
Speaker 12: Talk to you and you used to part our Judy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, lookie, what do you do for a living?
Speaker 5: Whoa?
Speaker 6: I just keep breathing in and out.
Speaker 10: Look again, you've sure made a mess of your life.
Speaker 6: Mess. So if you think this was a mess, where
Speaker 6: did you see what I got lined up for the future? Boy? Well,
Speaker 6: if you folks excuse me, I'm going in and caught
Speaker 6: that duty.
Speaker 14: Boy doing old don'ties.
Speaker 6: I can't do lor I don't.
Speaker 12: Do pH While she was asleep and the health inspector
Speaker 12: was here, he said, this house ain't fitting for page.
Speaker 10: To live in.
Speaker 4: M Ma.
Speaker 10: If we can stand at the pigskin too, Yeah, and the.
Speaker 12: Health inspect he says that Judy's got to be vaccinated. Paul,
Speaker 12: he says he can vaccinate her. Why it won't show?
Speaker 10: Or where you gonna have a vaccinator?
Speaker 8: The you figure back of.
Speaker 7: The wood shed, be a good player. I'll do him.
Speaker 10: Uh Mark, where's Willie?
Speaker 12: The teacher send him home from school with a note?
Speaker 12: She said, well they don't smell good, and so all.
Speaker 6: With horror note?
Speaker 10: What'd you say, mar.
Speaker 12: Ah fast their teacher? Don't smile? Willie learning had time
Speaker 12: to do the chores all all elk.
Speaker 5: And gold and who the cars?
Speaker 6: And that?
Speaker 4: Mister Farthingham gives you an idea of what my life
Speaker 4: was like before the movies came.
Speaker 6: After me, grief, Miss Canova, what do you think of it?
Speaker 6: A Miss Kenova? I never would have worked with you
Speaker 6: on this motion picture of scripts had I known the
Speaker 6: cross eyed beare and I feel the same way we
Speaker 6: you me.
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Speaker 1: Heng Back to Judy Canova and the Sportsman singing the beautiful.
Speaker 10: Ballad, Just an old love of mine, You're so.
Speaker 7: Love began with dinner and wine.
Speaker 12: I thought everything with these thoughts, but not the man.
Speaker 14: All love Man, your.
Speaker 7: Sun began with the sweetest love talk, and I'm carrying
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Speaker 5: What may I nothing love can I go.
Speaker 7: To remember?
Speaker 10: But I all the pleeing.
Speaker 14: I try to beat.
Speaker 9: Your let.
Speaker 14: O thing. You will see things my way letter, I
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Speaker 7: Hello guy, my.
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Speaker 5: Thank you Howard both.
Speaker 4: It will all be nice being with you tonight, and
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Speaker 9: The best is in the world.
Speaker 4: This is Judy Canova from Hollywood, singing.
Speaker 7: Good easy, little Bob, got little boob when us your
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Speaker 8: Came rid finy little fall.
Speaker 14: Dad is farming for the boom.
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