WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.360 --> 00:00:06.839 Tom Hollywood, The Judy Canova Show not see you each 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:09.439 week by the Colgate palm Oli tea company who also 3 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:13.480 bring you this extra special announcement, a great new nineteen 4 00:00:13.599 --> 00:00:18.199 forty eight Supercie with exercise called Extra Fitness. No soap 5 00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:20.559 in the world can wash clothes swiper. 6 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:29.760 Remember it's a great new nineteen forty eight Supercie. The 7 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:33.039 Judy Canova Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandridge, Joe Karns, 8 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:34.799 Ruth Perrot As Conried and. 9 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:48.159 Nax The Sportsman, Charles Danner's Orchestra and starring Judy Canova. 10 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:50.280 How about you all day? 11 00:00:51.679 --> 00:00:53.240 I believe it is so. 12 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:57.079 And the best. You love me? 13 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:05.599 No, I see you around? 14 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:07.079 Well we want you to go. 15 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:16.200 Ask if you're thinking of me, and said, no, I 16 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:19.519 can't help one hundred dollars Where you are, how home 17 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:20.040 you are? 18 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:23.280 Who you are alone with? 19 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:29.159 Why I keep talking on the boat with myself. 20 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:31.159 Dreamed about you? 21 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:39.319 Last night? You were whispering, Lord, it was only a whisper. 22 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:42.120 Why the angle that. 23 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:48.480 I can't I wonder where you are and how you 24 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:51.599 are and who you are alone with? 25 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:57.560 Why not be talking on the boat with my SLF. 26 00:01:58.799 --> 00:01:59.640 Dreams about you? 27 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:00.480 Last No? 28 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:08.680 You were whispering, law it was only a whisper. 29 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:13.000 By Echo Bery. 30 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:14.639 Bertie and. 31 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:32.919 Well, today Judy has an appointment at Paragon Studios with 32 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.520 two movie directors who have signed her for a screen test. 33 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:37.280 At the moment, we find her. 34 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:40.000 At Monsieur Here's Duty shops getting the full treatment. 35 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:46.919 Say, my Sonri, how were coming along missus Kenovera, will 36 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:49.199 you please stop chewing that dumb double go. 37 00:02:50.599 --> 00:02:53.879 God than't bubble gum barbies old tatoo. 38 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:55.599 Well stopped. 39 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.639 My nerves are simply screaming today. 40 00:02:58.280 --> 00:02:58.560 And to. 41 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:01.960 Say, as it is, your faith looks like a three 42 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:05.879 dollar a week tread with a slow leak. Oh well, 43 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.120 thank goodness, here comes Herman. I'll ask him what to 44 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:10.919 do first, hermon, he's mynor assistant. He's one of the 45 00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:14.120 smartest beauty operators in the business. Oh, Herman, Herman, come here, 46 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:15.879 we want your advice. Now here, take a look at 47 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:29.919 miss Kenova's face. Well, who's that's a prettiant idea. Let 48 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:32.039 me see now, a precision control. 49 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:34.800 Hotel motion wave would pluck out the curves and give 50 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:37.840 a safty bufon contours with the entire facial ensemble. 51 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:40.360 Yeah, while you're at it, check the gas and oil too. 52 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:42.800 Canova Please? 53 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:49.919 This situation is serious, don't you think so? Herman? 54 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:53.000 Who, Well, that's what I like new ideas. 55 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:54.120 Yes, sir, it's can over. 56 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:56.360 Please your library grive poor herman to his wits end. 57 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:58.000 It won't be much of a drive. 58 00:03:58.080 --> 00:03:58.639 Well, let's. 59 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:01.400 You please hush. 60 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:03.599 This is a dug treatment and it requires a firm 61 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:04.680 and steady technique. 62 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:06.599 Why am I getting the beauty treatment? 63 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.719 Appendix took outty? 64 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:15.919 What shall I do? Who's going to the north? Please? Temper, 65 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.399 temper after all? All right, I'm ready. Now I'll put 66 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:20.040 on the mud back. What for? 67 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:24.800 Golly? I know people with one plack mindes, but this 68 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:26.399 poor fella got sidetrackened. 69 00:04:27.079 --> 00:04:28.360 Now fast, it's stillness going over. 70 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.079 This little machine will do the trick. 71 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:36.560 There we are. 72 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:39.079 Now is there anything you need? Yeah? 73 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:46.480 A bass. 74 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:48.759 Gee had agget it. 75 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:51.079 Wonderful everything's coming my way this week. 76 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:52.279 So what do you mean, Judy? 77 00:04:52.720 --> 00:04:56.000 Well, first signing from a screen test. And now on Saturdays, 78 00:04:56.040 --> 00:04:57.839 my programdfather is Mike Sinastra. 79 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:01.399 Yes, Judy, and thanks for not cooking to look for you. Yeah, 80 00:05:01.399 --> 00:05:03.720 and I could do a lot for him. 81 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:08.079 I could give that part get a square meal? Why 82 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.480 do you know that a mosquito bit Frankie once and 83 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:12.279 a mosquito lost blood on the deal. 84 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:15.879 Read this, yeah, like you. 85 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:18.800 Know that's something about Frankie boy when they clings that 86 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:21.920 microphone and says in that romantical voice of his. 87 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:23.879 Fighting me for talking her face? 88 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:34.240 Reader, I've paidro What makes you look so down in 89 00:05:34.319 --> 00:05:34.720 the mouth? 90 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.480 Or sen you're reading? My new girlfriend had an ash 91 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:41.639 it in She got her head caught in a waffle iron. 92 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.360 Oh she paid all that's terrible. 93 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:49.879 She ain't now. She can't use any makeup, just butter 94 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:56.560 and sheery. Cully's a short linker. I call her my 95 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.040 great biginfire State. 96 00:05:57.879 --> 00:06:00.879 Building Impire State Buildings. 97 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:04.000 See she's really built. 98 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:07.800 Oh tell me what's her real name? 99 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:08.120 Title? 100 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:10.680 Or her real name is Rose? Either the Peter Concita 101 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.720 Manuela Francisco Maria or Sullivan? 102 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:15.439 Hey white a man? 103 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:17.040 How did them? Sullivan get in there? 104 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:18.240 He made a mistake. 105 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:27.160 He thought it was a conga line. 106 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:26.160 And you read it. 107 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.439 My girlfriend is always playing tricks on. 108 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:29.639 Me, playing track? 109 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:30.800 What kind of trick tyro? 110 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:31.360 Well? 111 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.279 Last night I was at her house and we were 112 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:37.920 shooting on his sofa. She snuggled up with he close 113 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:41.319 to me, and then she turned out all the lights 114 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:46.079 and said, let's play postalphies. Well, what's wrong with that? 115 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:48.399 By the time I got back from the drug store 116 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:49.480 with the stamps, she was. 117 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:56.759 Gone, oh golly, I'm late. 118 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.160 I gotta get over to the studio and meet them movie. 119 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:01.079 Director's as some eagle center. 120 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:03.319 Is decided the meetball to you two paid. 121 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:13.360 Party fellers. 122 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.000 Well, miss Gnova in the flesh yep, I never go 123 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:21.199 nowhere about it, dolly, as you'll find the girl you 124 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:21.720 guys are. 125 00:07:21.720 --> 00:07:24.240 Looking for for that movie, Well, frankly, miss Conovera. 126 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:26.199 We want a girl who is tender and soft, the 127 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:28.360 girl who is a little bit of everything rolled into 128 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:29.639 what shucks. 129 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:32.439 You don't want a girl, you want a leaft over meatball. 130 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:34.240 The Miss Gnova. 131 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:36.360 The role we have in mind demands a lot of experience. 132 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:38.040 Yes, I want to go who's lived the part? He 133 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:39.439 plays the girl who has suffered? 134 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:42.360 Look at my fate? Can't you tell I've suffered? 135 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:45.839 Yes, but don't make us suffer with you. 136 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:49.319 You know, if this role is going to be true 137 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:50.680 to life, we'll need a girl who has had a 138 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:52.839 tough struggle. That's why I want a girl who's had 139 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:53.800 to fight to live. 140 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:56.879 Well, I've had to fight to live, I know, but 141 00:07:56.959 --> 00:07:57.720 I want to win her. 142 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.199 Lost it over. Before you step before the camera, we 143 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:04.439 want you to be letter perfect. 144 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:06.439 We want to eliminate all your peculiarity. 145 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:10.720 Okay, I'm willing, miss Conover. Have you any little idiosyncrasies 146 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:11.000 that we. 147 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:11.639 Don't know about? 148 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:12.920 Shucks? 149 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:14.319 No, I ain't even married. 150 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:21.480 Well, how about your talents? Do you have any special talents? 151 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:21.920 Oh? 152 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.399 Yeah, I want doctor lessons in ballet dancing. 153 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:25.839 Is ballet dancing helpful? 154 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:26.319 Oh? 155 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:26.720 Sure? 156 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:28.439 I learned to jump up and do a split. 157 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:30.600 One time I jumped out to do a split. 158 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:31.639 I got down, all right. 159 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:32.639 The one that tried to get. 160 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:33.919 Up again, I couldn't get out of it. 161 00:08:34.679 --> 00:08:35.399 Well, what happened? 162 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:36.559 For three weeks? 163 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:37.840 I walked around like I've. 164 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:38.960 Gone over high hurdles. 165 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:46.000 Didn't When I got back down the normal way and 166 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.519 walked and the doctor dizzy, It fell flat on my face. 167 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:53.000 Yeah, that was strange. Did you finally recover your equilibrium? Shut? 168 00:08:53.159 --> 00:09:00.960 Nobody told me it was uncovered, And miss Canova, we'll 169 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:03.320 be compelled to send our dramatic coach over to your house. 170 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.840 Why you have no finis no sub affair no word 171 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:07.559 a club. 172 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:10.519 Yeah, he cried, you mean chalking e car. 173 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:13.519 I can't eat them to make me fat. 174 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:15.639 I don't want as Kanova. He means you need some polish. 175 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:19.879 Why about Johnson's Go Coke or no Miss Canova? Yeah 176 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:21.799 it's Canova. 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Kesy 210 00:11:56.399 --> 00:12:08.360 oh lord, I'm so said no harder wooly, want somebody 211 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:10.159 come and take. 212 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:19.200 A chance with me, Piggy, why thank me that songbody? 213 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.320 All that time. 214 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:36.360 Us on the felon sweet seven mins, ain't got no. 215 00:12:38.519 --> 00:12:45.720 Her lody and nobody kiss off me. 216 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:49.360 Be wearing were. 217 00:12:50.840 --> 00:13:17.600 Sister, I I yeah, john't live. 218 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:19.960 In Judy before I alarm me and my boyfriends. 219 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.120 Palm run after you see you in the movies. 220 00:13:22.480 --> 00:13:25.279 Yeah that's right, Geranium, Yeah that's firing. 221 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.759 Them in, Judy, you know me and Parmaw I like 222 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:30.200 to go to the movies and pitch woo in the 223 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:31.720 last roar of the. 224 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:36.240 Balconies, Cu, Jay, don't I bother the people next to you? 225 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:37.840 Don't they wanna enjoy the picture? 226 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:39.679 Why in the last row on. 227 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:41.399 The balcony, who's looking at the picture? 228 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:50.039 Tell me y'all, wh what kind of pictures. 229 00:13:49.759 --> 00:13:50.039 Do you like? 230 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:50.960 The back garandium? 231 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:53.639 Well, the pictures I wanna see the most is that 232 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:57.519 one about the Los Angeles driver who stops for pedestrian? 233 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:01.320 Wow? 234 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:04.799 What ticketure is that mails on thirdy four Street? 235 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:10.519 Hey you know this, Jude. 236 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:12.840 Every time my brother moves that cost me a dollar 237 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:13.600 a half. 238 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:16.799 Doll and a half. I'll come ticket THRONI seventy five cent, 239 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:22.919 I know, but I have to buy two seets. Well 240 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:25.120 she right here, she say, if you were a kid, 241 00:14:25.200 --> 00:14:29.159 you could get into half sight. But you're an adult now, Yeah, honey, 242 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:30.519 that's riding ad does. 243 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:36.080 That's a person who stops growing as both ends and 244 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:37.480 stops growing in the middle. 245 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:50.200 Oh, Judy, Judy, the dramatic coach who's going to help 246 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:51.919 you with your screen test is here to see you. 247 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:55.320 Thanks that Aggie oh Holley profession. 248 00:14:55.960 --> 00:14:59.559 Readings, fath you will, I am Ronald probably gonna take 249 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:02.799 the city, and so direct addiction coach as something your 250 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:05.840 I con car o, sir, and gentlemen, I find breeding. 251 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:10.360 I'm at your surrey is my if you be already. 252 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:11.720 Yes, if yous tell. 253 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:15.240 I mean a pupil is. 254 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:20.480 Please you make a joke now you make run. 255 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:26.960 We could use one right about here. 256 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:31.919 This can over let us dispense with levity. It is 257 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:34.600 the script. Begin to read your posty. 258 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:44.919 Okay, all right, large, reginal I love you. 259 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:46.080 I love you. 260 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:57.960 Stay down long shot road leading to farm birds Twitter, sweet, sweet, 261 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:00.240 this cano up. 262 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:01.840 That is not what you say. 263 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:02.960 That is what you do. 264 00:16:03.559 --> 00:16:08.080 Eliminate the last part. What part your tweet? Your tweet? 265 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:21.559 You kind of tweet yourself, sir seed, Miss Canova, we 266 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:24.080 have guesses coming tonight. 267 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:27.200 What are we having for dinner? 268 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:38.639 Father Heaven? We take the soul and the bones. Miss Canova, 269 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:41.080 we'll just try this other scene together. 270 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:41.399 Huh. 271 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:45.759 You play the part of a well educators extremely intelligent girl. 272 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:46.519 I do. 273 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:51.039 It's your only acting, of course. Now I play the 274 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:52.039 part of your mother. 275 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:53.559 What do I call you? 276 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:54.559 Mother? 277 00:16:58.039 --> 00:16:58.360 Okay? 278 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:03.639 I said, eh, mother? You need a shade. 279 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:08.359 Oh shufs, I can't call you mother? 280 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:10.319 Wh't iring called my mother? 281 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:12.160 Let's just get this Henny things second? 282 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:12.519 Right now? 283 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:14.559 What did your father called here? 284 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:14.960 My gude? 285 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:17.279 Joey thanks her when the back was turned. 286 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:22.920 This colonba, would you mind if by term the electric file. 287 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:23.400 On my head? 288 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:24.319 Why far? 289 00:17:24.599 --> 00:17:25.759 I wanted to row right? 290 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:32.880 Job where you read line? You sound like a girl 291 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:34.240 who was born on a farm. 292 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:37.599 Well, I was going on a farm back in Taxis 293 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:45.599 Junction extra junction. Yeah, yeah, an they Joe? 294 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:46.759 Why was a swell place to? 295 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:48.720 Something was always gone on back there? 296 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:49.319 Why? 297 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:52.240 I remember one day Mam was saying the par she 298 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:53.400 walks on the German. 299 00:17:53.480 --> 00:18:01.599 She's that Josey said, get up, Paul, get up, you 300 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:03.720 lazy credit. 301 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:12.559 Woo nong gosh, Ma, come on, Paul, get up. 302 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:18.200 You been a setting in that chair for three days now, 303 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:22.480 just a rocking in the rocket. 304 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:27.519 No, but that's better than doing nothing. 305 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:34.079 Ma. 306 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:39.799 We ain't had no eggs for breakfast lately. Ain't that 307 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:41.240 new hen laying? 308 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:43.160 Or show? 309 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:47.759 Paul lat Hen's going to lay for a long time? 310 00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:52.640 I don know 'em ma, she's lade. 311 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:00.559 Yeah, ain't this vega trouble? 312 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:01.640 Stew Paul. 313 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:09.680 Waw, mam, there's something in the stool, Paul. 314 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:14.359 You should not to keep looking it. What's on your plate. 315 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:17.440 Or what's on my plate? Keeps looking at me? 316 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:23.000 Aw? 317 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:28.640 Look mar it's a grasshopper. Who he's got that big 318 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:31.160 eye open looking right at me? 319 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:35.960 Or I'll tare him down home? 320 00:19:47.319 --> 00:19:52.759 All that's hunder Paul. Yeah comes Judy's dumb boyfriend, Lucy 321 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:54.359 your partner again? 322 00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:57.799 How dayl. 323 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:00.519 Oh? 324 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:01.480 So? 325 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:02.079 Did you. 326 00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:16.000 Now I tall our person about? 327 00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:16.680 Oh? 328 00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:20.559 Down pa, par a stick of dynamite is mocking brought 329 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:21.920 out at. 330 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:30.119 What was he doing with a stick of dynamite in 331 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:30.839 his mouth? 332 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:31.440 Wow? 333 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:32.960 He thought it was a tutsio. 334 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:40.759 Okay, I'm glad you come over here. 335 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:42.720 We've been wanting to. 336 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:46.960 Talk to you and you used to part our Judy. 337 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:50.920 Yeah, lookie, what do you do for a living? 338 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:51.839 Whoa? 339 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:54.319 I just keep breathing in and out. 340 00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:08.480 Look again, you've sure made a mess of your life. 341 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:12.359 Mess. So if you think this was a mess, where 342 00:21:12.440 --> 00:21:18.240 did you see what I got lined up for the future? Boy? Well, 343 00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:21.039 if you folks excuse me, I'm going in and caught 344 00:21:21.119 --> 00:21:22.160 that duty. 345 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.680 Boy doing old don'ties. 346 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:25.400 I can't do lor I don't. 347 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:42.000 Do pH While she was asleep and the health inspector 348 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:47.079 was here, he said, this house ain't fitting for page. 349 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:47.400 To live in. 350 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:48.920 M Ma. 351 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:58.519 If we can stand at the pigskin too, Yeah, and the. 352 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:04.000 Health inspect he says that Judy's got to be vaccinated. Paul, 353 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:08.799 he says he can vaccinate her. Why it won't show? 354 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:12.680 Or where you gonna have a vaccinator? 355 00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:15.640 The you figure back of. 356 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:28.599 The wood shed, be a good player. I'll do him. 357 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:33.680 Uh Mark, where's Willie? 358 00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:38.400 The teacher send him home from school with a note? 359 00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:47.720 She said, well they don't smell good, and so all. 360 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.000 With horror note? 361 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:51.079 What'd you say, mar. 362 00:22:52.160 --> 00:23:13.720 Ah fast their teacher? Don't smile? Willie learning had time 363 00:23:13.839 --> 00:23:17.000 to do the chores all all elk. 364 00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:18.640 And gold and who the cars? 365 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:22.559 And that? 366 00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:25.200 Mister Farthingham gives you an idea of what my life 367 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:26.720 was like before the movies came. 368 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:29.799 After me, grief, Miss Canova, what do you think of it? 369 00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:33.000 A Miss Kenova? I never would have worked with you 370 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:35.519 on this motion picture of scripts had I known the 371 00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:38.599 cross eyed beare and I feel the same way we 372 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:39.000 you me. 373 00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:41.240 I ain't gonna work in no movie with a cross 374 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:41.799 eyed bath. 375 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:56.559 Everybody like Florida. 376 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:03.759 Everybody use Halo shampoo if you want naturally bright and 377 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:07.759 beautiful hair. Remember, even finess soaps and soap shampoos hide 378 00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:10.400 the natural luster of your hair with dullings soap filmed, 379 00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:14.960 but Halo contains no soap, therefore cannot leave dulling soap film. 380 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.319 The first time you use Halo, your hair glistens in 381 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.839 all its natural brilliance, the natural color and lustre shine 382 00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:23.559 crew like sunshine through a. 383 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:24.440 Clean window pane. 384 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:28.519 And remember, even in hardest water, Halo makes oceans of 385 00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:32.160 which fragrant lather Halo quickly carries away loose dandruff and 386 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:36.279 grease needs no lemon or vinegarrins. Because Halo leaves no 387 00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:40.480 dulling soap film, nothing to hide your hair's natural beauty. 388 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:44.640 Say hello to Halo and goodbye to dulling soap film. 389 00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:48.319 Use Halo on your children's hair too. Get Halo shampoo 390 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:52.480 at any cosmetic counter. Remember Halo glorifies your hair. 391 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:53.400 Silo. 392 00:24:53.799 --> 00:24:57.920 Everybody Halo shampoo. 393 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:05.880 Heng Back to Judy Canova and the Sportsman singing the beautiful. 394 00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:12.720 Ballad, Just an old love of mine, You're so. 395 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:21.200 Love began with dinner and wine. 396 00:25:23.400 --> 00:25:29.720 I thought everything with these thoughts, but not the man. 397 00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:34.839 All love Man, your. 398 00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:47.640 Sun began with the sweetest love talk, and I'm carrying 399 00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:52.599 memories for long for the sun. 400 00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:11.319 What may I nothing love can I go. 401 00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:14.000