Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnasco
Speaker 1: and JP Sorrow. We've got an exciting Christmas program lined
Speaker 1: up for these folks. We've been to a Little Boys
Speaker 1: that year.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Tony.
Speaker 1: It's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job at.
Speaker 2: Trimming times is only exceeded by inability to adjust hollow.
Speaker 1: The third wrangling here the Lapsed Fan got a price.
Speaker 2: For the Maion dollar Man. Even Santa Claus and so
Speaker 2: No say it's not so.
Speaker 1: Off, and we continue. We're back. It's the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four to left Christmas Show and we have reached that
Speaker 1: stage where it's a battle. It's the solar system has
Speaker 1: been so generous and we're just good. We are bounded
Speaker 1: by things we've already opened and there's still quite a
Speaker 1: bit to go.
Speaker 2: There's way too much to go.
Speaker 1: JP, Mama Sorrow, I'm here with you. And the next
Speaker 1: gift of Christmas comes to us from Italy, from no
Speaker 1: actually for Jila, New Milford, New Jersey. This is from
Speaker 1: our pal Scott and it's very clear, do not bend.
Speaker 1: Let's see what it is. Will we bend the knee?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 1: Will we bend to his will, bend his desire on
Speaker 1: this unwrappening. As I said about bending it very decisive. Right,
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to those scissors?
Speaker 2: Uh? Do I have?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I have them?
Speaker 1: Boss has the scissors. It comes the very fraud exercise
Speaker 1: of passing them. Sid, I didn't we already go over this,
Speaker 1: Mama sorrow?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 2: I did? Put the shop in my hand.
Speaker 1: The wrong night right right, just like it, And we
Speaker 1: must keep that in mind. Yes, play you just read, Yes,
Speaker 1: chat GPT wrote it in artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence will
Speaker 1: write if you tell it. Write a play about Jack
Speaker 1: and JP being confronted by Vince McMahon in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night and Hulk Hogan confronting them as well.
Speaker 1: Make Hulk Coogan say x y Z, it'll write to
Speaker 1: the script by itself. That's the age we're in. Can
Speaker 1: you believe that?
Speaker 3: No, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking of all the wonderful producers that have been struggling
Speaker 1: for years amen books together or.
Speaker 3: Movies, and now AI is going to.
Speaker 1: Take Did you think that was just as good as
Speaker 1: any writer could come up with. Yeah, it's indistinguishable in
Speaker 1: some in some degree, right, yes. And so the question
Speaker 1: is what makes one human and here's here's our gift
Speaker 1: from Scott. Boss Man's on the move. Oh he's gonna
Speaker 1: feed the flames. Yeah, so boss Man's been so great
Speaker 1: all night about keeping the hearth roaring. We've gotten lost
Speaker 1: here in gift unwrapping this season, and the fires died
Speaker 1: down quite a bit. So boss Man is trying to
Speaker 1: keep his head set on, negotiate this huge pile of
Speaker 1: packages and feed a fresh log into the hearth, Because
Speaker 1: what is Christmas if a fire isn't burning. We've learned
Speaker 1: this under the cinemat there's a fire. Well look at that. That
Speaker 1: thing went up like nothing.
Speaker 2: Wow, well that's not the law. It's a cardboard.
Speaker 1: But oh, I was going to say none of the plastic. No,
Speaker 1: he did not put plastic in it. But you did
Speaker 1: not put any of Scott, Gillian and Steve's gifts in there.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if I can burn a pillow.
Speaker 1: Let's not so. Here it is. Here's the letter here
Speaker 1: from psychopathic siddons Uty. It signed I am not obligad
Speaker 1: Well this has to be you and yes, as the
Speaker 1: fireplace roars and Christmas.
Speaker 3: I am not obligated to sends you an eight ten
Speaker 3: autographed headshot with peanut butter and jelly for you to
Speaker 3: eat without without without first sending me a case of Vienna's.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: What, if you don't send me a case of Vienna's,
Speaker 3: I'll be forced to send you an autograph photo with
Speaker 3: peanut butter and jelly to eat. I'm forced, but never obligated.
Speaker 3: You cannot obligate me.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, and we make the handoff inside the thing?
Speaker 2: What what is it?
Speaker 1: This is brilliant?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 4: It's an picture I'm sayding justice with peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 1: On it, smothered, smeared.
Speaker 2: I don't even what do I do with the revolutionary too?
Speaker 2: What do I do with this? I mean, this is
Speaker 2: completely disgusting.
Speaker 4: That is the most atrocious thing Ever's ben It's smeared
Speaker 4: like you know why I do not bend because otherwise
Speaker 4: peanut butter and jelly go all over the place.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there you go. Listeners of the show will
Speaker 1: recall during tribute, we made a joke about how, just
Speaker 1: to be as absurd as possible, a wrestler would smear
Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly on his eight by tens before
Speaker 1: sending them to his fans. These are the kind of
Speaker 1: crazy things we come up with. And this is what happens,
Speaker 1: Mama sorrow. When we make a joke about peanut butter,
Speaker 1: smear it on an eight by ten of a wrestler.
Speaker 1: Some someone sends us an eight by ten with peanut
Speaker 1: butter and jellies.
Speaker 2: I can smell it. Oh you can't smell it now?
Speaker 1: Oh god, it looks like it honestly looks like diarrhea
Speaker 1: in there. Doesn't it the the color it takes on?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And oh it does it looks like blood when put
Speaker 1: in cellophane and send them the mail? Who knew bloody
Speaker 1: diarrhea over a picture of sid and w c W
Speaker 1: laps the time to sign.
Speaker 2: It, Let me sign it.
Speaker 1: Fucking amazing. I have to say this is a great
Speaker 1: It's disgusting, but it's the perfect like little thing. It's
Speaker 1: not a big production. Yesh, kudos to you, sir. I
Speaker 1: want to grab the envelope again and give the shout out.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 1: So this is from Scott gallaher Scott, a Merry Christmas
Speaker 1: to you and yours. I want to thank you for
Speaker 1: the extra thoughtful and well extra disgusting gift. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: get boxes of food we can eat, and sometimes we
Speaker 1: get boxes of food we cannot.
Speaker 2: Eat, and boxes of food we don't want to eat.
Speaker 1: So all of our warmest bushes this holiday go out
Speaker 1: to scott and all of you in the Solar system
Speaker 1: as the unwrapping continues. The next time, we're with you
Speaker 1: here on the main feed.
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Speaker 1: Homely Phil is sorry I say we wanted
Speaker 2: Not want songs