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<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnasco

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<v Speaker 1>and JP Sorrow. We've got an exciting Christmas program lined

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<v Speaker 1>up for these folks. We've been to a Little Boys

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<v Speaker 1>that year.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job at.

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<v Speaker 2>Trimming times is only exceeded by inability to adjust hollow.

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<v Speaker 1>The third wrangling here the Lapsed Fan got a price.

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<v Speaker 2>For the Maion dollar Man. Even Santa Claus and so

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<v Speaker 2>No say it's not so.

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<v Speaker 1>Off, and we continue. We're back. It's the twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four to left Christmas Show and we have reached that

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<v Speaker 1>stage where it's a battle. It's the solar system has

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<v Speaker 1>been so generous and we're just good. We are bounded

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<v Speaker 1>by things we've already opened and there's still quite a

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<v Speaker 1>bit to go.

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<v Speaker 2>There's way too much to go.

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<v Speaker 1>JP, Mama Sorrow, I'm here with you. And the next

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<v Speaker 1>gift of Christmas comes to us from Italy, from no

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<v Speaker 1>actually for Jila, New Milford, New Jersey. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>our pal Scott and it's very clear, do not bend.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what it is. Will we bend the knee?

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<v Speaker 2>Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Will we bend to his will, bend his desire on

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<v Speaker 1>this unwrappening. As I said about bending it very decisive. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever happened to those scissors?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Do I have?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I have them?

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<v Speaker 1>Boss has the scissors. It comes the very fraud exercise

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<v Speaker 1>of passing them. Sid, I didn't we already go over this,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama sorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Did?

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<v Speaker 2>I did? Put the shop in my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>The wrong night right right, just like it, And we

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<v Speaker 1>must keep that in mind. Yes, play you just read, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>chat GPT wrote it in artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence will

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<v Speaker 1>write if you tell it. Write a play about Jack

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<v Speaker 1>and JP being confronted by Vince McMahon in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the night and Hulk Hogan confronting them as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Make Hulk Coogan say x y Z, it'll write to

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<v Speaker 1>the script by itself. That's the age we're in. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you believe that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking of all the wonderful producers that have been struggling

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<v Speaker 1>for years amen books together or.

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<v Speaker 3>Movies, and now AI is going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Take Did you think that was just as good as

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<v Speaker 1>any writer could come up with. Yeah, it's indistinguishable in

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<v Speaker 1>some in some degree, right, yes. And so the question

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<v Speaker 1>is what makes one human and here's here's our gift

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<v Speaker 1>from Scott. Boss Man's on the move. Oh he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>feed the flames. Yeah, so boss Man's been so great

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<v Speaker 1>all night about keeping the hearth roaring. We've gotten lost

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<v Speaker 1>here in gift unwrapping this season, and the fires died

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<v Speaker 1>down quite a bit. So boss Man is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>keep his head set on, negotiate this huge pile of

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<v Speaker 1>packages and feed a fresh log into the hearth, Because

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<v Speaker 1>what is Christmas if a fire isn't burning. We've learned

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<v Speaker 1>this under the cinemat there's a fire. Well look at that. That

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<v Speaker 1>thing went up like nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, well that's not the law. It's a cardboard.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, I was going to say none of the plastic. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he did not put plastic in it. But you did

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<v Speaker 1>not put any of Scott, Gillian and Steve's gifts in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know if I can burn a pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not so. Here it is. Here's the letter here

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<v Speaker 1>from psychopathic siddons Uty. It signed I am not obligad

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<v Speaker 1>Well this has to be you and yes, as the

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<v Speaker 1>fireplace roars and Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not obligated to sends you an eight ten

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<v Speaker 3>autographed headshot with peanut butter and jelly for you to

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<v Speaker 3>eat without without without first sending me a case of Vienna's.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>What, if you don't send me a case of Vienna's,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be forced to send you an autograph photo with

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<v Speaker 3>peanut butter and jelly to eat. I'm forced, but never obligated.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot obligate me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, and we make the handoff inside the thing?

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<v Speaker 2>What what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>This is brilliant?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah?

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<v Speaker 4>It's an picture I'm sayding justice with peanut butter and jelly.

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<v Speaker 1>On it, smothered, smeared.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even what do I do with the revolutionary too?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do with this? I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 2>completely disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>That is the most atrocious thing Ever's ben It's smeared

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<v Speaker 4>like you know why I do not bend because otherwise

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<v Speaker 4>peanut butter and jelly go all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there you go. Listeners of the show will

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<v Speaker 1>recall during tribute, we made a joke about how, just

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<v Speaker 1>to be as absurd as possible, a wrestler would smear

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and jelly on his eight by tens before

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<v Speaker 1>sending them to his fans. These are the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>crazy things we come up with. And this is what happens,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama sorrow. When we make a joke about peanut butter,

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<v Speaker 1>smear it on an eight by ten of a wrestler.

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<v Speaker 1>Some someone sends us an eight by ten with peanut

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<v Speaker 1>butter and jellies.

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<v Speaker 2>I can smell it. Oh you can't smell it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it looks like it honestly looks like diarrhea

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Doesn't it the the color it takes on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh it does it looks like blood when put

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<v Speaker 1>in cellophane and send them the mail? Who knew bloody

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<v Speaker 1>diarrhea over a picture of sid and w c W

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<v Speaker 1>laps the time to sign.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Let me sign it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking amazing. I have to say this is a great

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<v Speaker 1>It's disgusting, but it's the perfect like little thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big production. Yesh, kudos to you, sir. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to grab the envelope again and give the shout out.

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<v Speaker 2>Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is from Scott gallaher Scott, a Merry Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>to you and yours. I want to thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>the extra thoughtful and well extra disgusting gift. Sometimes we

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<v Speaker 1>get boxes of food we can eat, and sometimes we

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<v Speaker 1>get boxes of food we cannot.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat, and boxes of food we don't want to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>So all of our warmest bushes this holiday go out

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<v Speaker 1>to scott and all of you in the Solar system

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<v Speaker 1>as the unwrapping continues. The next time, we're with you

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<v Speaker 1>here on the main feed.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a production of the LAPS Entertainment Group. It's content

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<v Speaker 2>is intended for private use.

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<v Speaker 1>Homely Phil is sorry I say we wanted

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<v Speaker 2>Not want songs