Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or
Speaker 1: you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.
Speaker 1: I'm associate Bath.
Speaker 2: You're thrested my ship do any trash ship? You're worst friend?
Speaker 2: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 1: Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think i'm recording this. Wow, I see the
Speaker 2: little timer going. Oh and it's racking up killo bites.
Speaker 2: We gotta go, We gotta go, We gotta go.
Speaker 1: You're listening Worst Friend with Shane and Matt. I'm Matt
Speaker 1: and I'm joined today by my friend in co is
Speaker 1: the killobyte eater himself, Shane.
Speaker 2: Yo. Not only am I a kilopbrite eater, I'm a
Speaker 2: cheese barger eater.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were a pedophile.
Speaker 2: They well, that's what they call it, kids. Pussy is
Speaker 2: a cheeseburger.
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Speaker 1: It is so weird. I am recording with earbuds in
Speaker 1: and not my giant studio headphones because I can hear
Speaker 1: what my voice sounds like. It doesn't feel real to me.
Speaker 1: I have want to just put these over my head
Speaker 1: just to like whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh like, rap them around your ear.
Speaker 1: I love, I Love, I Love. By the way, folks,
Speaker 1: if this sounds as good as it normally does, it
Speaker 1: means the experiment did not work. We are trying to
Speaker 1: do a recording on Shane's side of the computer and
Speaker 1: on my side of the computer, and then I'll slave
Speaker 1: away here and match it up so it sounds like
Speaker 1: a normal conversation.
Speaker 2: I'm recording at two and a half time speed.
Speaker 1: That would fuck me so hard, that would fucking destroy me.
Speaker 1: But uh so, yeah, if it sounds better, maybe we'll
Speaker 1: do this from now on. But as we did it,
Speaker 1: it started it lets you know how many megabytes and
Speaker 1: kilobytes and everything you're racking up, and Shane has how
Speaker 1: old is that computer? Oh? That was the other point
Speaker 1: we do this. I go, hey, I want this to
Speaker 1: sound really good. In the first thing you do is
Speaker 1: she on the fucking cheeseburger in your mouth?
Speaker 2: Well, it's an experiment. We're testing the audio at this
Speaker 2: new setup. I want to really it's like the Forward Raptor.
Speaker 2: You know, how they built that truck.
Speaker 1: No, tell me how they built the Ford Raptor. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, wait a minute, tell me how they.
Speaker 2: Built the Forward. Oh dude, they just took the best
Speaker 2: Ford truck and then they just drove it and you know,
Speaker 2: like in an off roading type situation, until it broke somewhere,
Speaker 2: and then they like reinforced that spot, and then they
Speaker 2: drove it and broke it somewhere else, and then they
Speaker 2: reinforced that spot, and they just kept making like this
Speaker 2: super duper powerful, you know, like durable truck. And that's
Speaker 2: the Ford Raptor. And that's what I'm gonna do with
Speaker 2: this audio experiment. I'm gonna put it through the wringer man.
Speaker 1: Next time, don't eat cheeseburger. We'll try chicken wings instead. Oh,
Speaker 1: next time, don't say that word. That'll get us canceled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, right, next time, bring a drink to go
Speaker 2: with your truth. My mouth going through terrible.
Speaker 1: Speaking of eating, we're recruiting this earlier in the day too.
Speaker 1: I was finishing up work or I had work finishing up,
Speaker 1: and it was almost it was like four ten. I
Speaker 1: was like, let me run up the road real quick
Speaker 1: to seven eleven, okay, and grab a couple of diet
Speaker 1: cokes Coke zero obviously, and then as I'm walking out,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, let me get some of
Speaker 1: those little fucking boneless chicken things, you know.
Speaker 2: No at seven eleven. Yeah, oh but dude, they failed
Speaker 2: the health inspection. Oh no, really the one here did.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And I had just bought three of the
Speaker 2: taketos the day before, and then the next day they
Speaker 2: were closed for a whole week. So they got that
Speaker 2: rat situation story.
Speaker 1: Now I can not top that. I can top that
Speaker 1: because I had it directly. So I go and sit
Speaker 1: in my car. I go, I eat this real quick,
Speaker 1: get home, finish up my work stuff, you know, let
Speaker 1: my manager know I'm signing off and then whatever. And
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there. I eat in my car and it
Speaker 1: comes with maybe like eight of those you know, boneless
Speaker 1: chicken wings or whatever, and I scrape them off of
Speaker 1: the wooden you know whatever thing, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's like splinters left in the meat afterwards.
Speaker 1: Splinters would have been better. I open a little pack
Speaker 1: in a ranch, and I'm dipping the chicken into the
Speaker 1: pack at a ranch. Okay, you know there's little cups. Yeah, yeah, good,
Speaker 1: One down, two down, three down. These will be able
Speaker 1: to film me up. It's all I've eaten today. I'm
Speaker 1: fine with that though, Like I'm not real hungry.
Speaker 2: You've adjusted your portion sizes.
Speaker 1: I get to the very end of it, and I go,
Speaker 1: did I drop a piece of chicken in this ranch?
Speaker 1: Why is there a solid in this ranch? I o
Speaker 1: it come on checked on the outside of it to
Speaker 1: make sure I didn't get blue cheese.
Speaker 2: So there's something. There's an object in the ranch.
Speaker 1: I believe when you're referring to something like kumbuka or kombucha, however,
Speaker 1: you would say that it's called a mother. So what
Speaker 1: happened was in the bottom of the h in the
Speaker 1: bottom of my ranch container, something had happened, I guess
Speaker 1: through old age or maybe cancer, where on the bottom
Speaker 1: of it formed a slick, thick, gooey jelly layer.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, like when the fat dried right on a pan.
Speaker 1: We should we should We're not actually gonna pulse, but
Speaker 1: we should just pause and let you finish eating or
Speaker 1: I'll go into another. I'm sorry when the fat drives
Speaker 1: on the pan. No, you ever leave milk in the
Speaker 1: bottom of a cup and someone forgets about.
Speaker 2: It for a week? Yeah? That, oh man? And you
Speaker 2: tryumph and you didn't notice any off blade out.
Speaker 1: Until the very no, which actually gives me hope. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was just the start of botulism.
Speaker 2: Oh man. It's like how they do like that survival
Speaker 2: meat shit. You know, like if you find uh an
Speaker 2: animal with like its thigh ripped open and the outside
Speaker 2: of the meat is rotten, you could just cut that
Speaker 2: off and the meat underneath is probably okay because it
Speaker 2: rots from the outside in. Okay, unless it's really fucking old,
Speaker 2: you know, right, because then so that that's then it
Speaker 2: would have that ship inside is clean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still I wouldn't prefer it, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but yeah, I think you're I think you're You're
Speaker 2: on a similar track there where it's like, as long
Speaker 2: as you don't break that layer, as long as you
Speaker 2: don't get into that nasty putrefied section, you should be
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: I did not even are you feeling, you know, my
Speaker 1: stomach's turned in a little. But it could be the
Speaker 1: fucking uh placebo effect. I guess I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: all this chewing between that and the fucking burrito?
Speaker 2: Oh did I ever?
Speaker 1: I did? I told you the resolution on the burrita. Right.
Speaker 1: They refunded me for what I already did, and they
Speaker 1: gave me a forty dollars gift card, which is weird.
Speaker 1: Give me a ship twenty five dollars or fifty dollars
Speaker 1: gift card that irks my OCD a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like increments of twenty, but maybe the
Speaker 2: the Jewish bank that they go through doesn't do five
Speaker 2: dollars payments, only twenties.
Speaker 1: They only do singles and the most you can get
Speaker 1: out is forty bills at a time. Right, No, what
Speaker 1: do you need more for bogging it down?
Speaker 2: They're trying to get you to bargain them down.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So I'm hoping I don't get sick from that.
Speaker 1: That would be a real fucking man.
Speaker 2: You just pray you don't get sick whatever I'm sick with. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm still sick for two fucking weeks blowing out yellow
Speaker 2: shit out of my fucking note.
Speaker 1: Now, you said you said you thought it was COVID,
Speaker 1: Did you actually test or did it just feel like
Speaker 1: when you had COVID the first time.
Speaker 2: I felt very similar to COVID where I couldn't taste
Speaker 2: everything was dry, like my nose and my mouth and
Speaker 2: my throat, and then I couldn't get anything to come
Speaker 2: out of my sinuses when I would blow my nose.
Speaker 2: And now, for like probably a solid week, I've been
Speaker 2: able to clear my nose when it feels stuffy, but
Speaker 2: it just like it's endless, Like I'll blow all this
Speaker 2: shit out, all this gross, like yellow, nasty, infected looking shit,
Speaker 2: and then it's like, oh it's it feels clear, and
Speaker 2: then it'll a couple hours later I'll blow my nose
Speaker 2: again and it's the same way where it's like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: I didn't know I had this much shit packed in
Speaker 2: my nose. Still I'm just waiting for it to end.
Speaker 2: You know, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Maybe it's COVID, long cold something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Long covid isn't that like when your
Speaker 1: knees go backwards six months afterwards.
Speaker 2: I think it's where like you're you're a baby.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't I think long cove. I thought
Speaker 1: long COVID was specific conditions carrying on like.
Speaker 2: It is, okay, yeah, you're right, but I don't And
Speaker 2: I also read that even and it's not can't be
Speaker 2: proven yet, but it's HYPOTHESI that those symptoms are going
Speaker 2: to be life long, which I was like fuck that,
Speaker 2: you know, like really like that's who wants to be
Speaker 2: sick for their entire life? How that's got to be
Speaker 2: the worst thing. I can imagine.
Speaker 1: Which one of the ones is it? Though I don't,
Speaker 1: it's not all of them.
Speaker 2: What it means like what symptoms?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like like loss of weird, loss of taste was
Speaker 1: one that people were having for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that, but but the the bad symptoms. Okay,
Speaker 2: So what they're finding is that that people will get
Speaker 2: if you develop this thing called chronic fatigue syndrome. I
Speaker 2: think it is after the fact, after you've already had COVID.
Speaker 2: That's when they're predicting like, oh shit, it might be
Speaker 2: lifelong because they're thinking like it's some sort of autoimmune
Speaker 2: thing where you're the COVID is triggering this other syndrome,
Speaker 2: this other thing that's already we already have a diagnosis
Speaker 2: for the chronic fatigue thing. And so that is one
Speaker 2: of the lifelong symptoms, chronically just feeling tired and exhausted,
Speaker 2: and that just dude, I like, when I wake up,
Speaker 2: I just want to feel I just want to feel good,
Speaker 2: you know, Like I open my eyes and I'm like, ugh,
Speaker 2: I got to do something, you know, I got to
Speaker 2: get I gotta get going, and I just start doing
Speaker 2: stuff pretty much immediately.
Speaker 1: I haven't felt that way since I was a kid.
Speaker 2: It's it's only been since I've been an adult, at
Speaker 2: like a late adult. So in my mid early and
Speaker 2: mid twenties, yeah, I slept overslept all the time. I
Speaker 2: had a really bad sleep schedule and I slept late.
Speaker 2: But yeah, now it's like at four am every day,
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's time to do everything, you know, before
Speaker 2: my house burns down, or before my wife leaves me,
Speaker 2: before my dad dies.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, did you just just almost recounted my entire life,
Speaker 1: house burned down, anxiety waiting on jem, I guess all.
Speaker 2: My anxiety is rooted and be becoming.
Speaker 1: My greatest fear is becoming you. That's really well.
Speaker 2: Oh man, go ahead, I was gonna say about the well,
Speaker 2: what were you going to say? You got something coming
Speaker 2: on now I was gonna read.
Speaker 1: I was gonna read something, but tell me what you're
Speaker 1: saying first, and then I can move into.
Speaker 2: Well about the anxiety I saw up to yesterday or
Speaker 2: not up to inside out to yeah, the other really sad.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I haven't seen a Pixar movie since. I've never
Speaker 1: seen up all the way through, which it.
Speaker 2: Looks so good.
Speaker 1: You know what it was. I wasn't as intelligent narrative
Speaker 1: wise as I am today, and Wally Board the shit
Speaker 1: out of me. Oh man, going back, I think i'd
Speaker 1: really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, it's so good. Yeah, you would enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I saw that in theaters though with other people, like
Speaker 1: like a group of my friends. I think, in fact,
Speaker 1: it might have been Nick and Robin. I don't know
Speaker 1: for sure, and they're idiots. They're really well. Nick's okay,
Speaker 1: but she's a real dumb gunt.
Speaker 2: I didn't good. Was that robot? Like R two D two?
Speaker 2: Shut up, Robin?
Speaker 1: What happened to the Yankees in the future? Shut up,
Speaker 1: you idiot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a big Yanks fan anyway. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you don't really like the Pixar movie or you haven't
Speaker 2: seen a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't seen a lot of the new ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, ever since they went woke, Sorry, go ahead,
Speaker 1: just kidding.
Speaker 2: Well, a lot of the new ones aren't as good
Speaker 2: as the older ones because Disney has been having more
Speaker 2: and more of an influence, you know. They they'd basically
Speaker 2: taken over the entire everything but inside out one I
Speaker 2: remember being just incredibly intelligent. It's a simplistic version of
Speaker 2: like emotions and stuff. But they's got such a good
Speaker 2: message for kid. It's especially where it's like the whole
Speaker 2: the whole idea of the movie is like you can't
Speaker 2: be happy all the time.
Speaker 1: Just cut your deck. I'm just kidding, but yeah, the
Speaker 1: people that haven't seen it, it's it's little they're they're
Speaker 1: literally emotions in what a little boy girl I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, girl kid, Yeah, like a like a ten year
Speaker 2: old girl or a nine year old girl. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: so it's like her happiness, her fear, her disgust, very
Speaker 2: like the most simple emotions. I think that's from the
Speaker 2: psycho analytics school. Maybe it's like the old school thinking.
Speaker 1: Are they are they a trying to free the monster
Speaker 1: from the closet, which is her uncle's hand sliding dude.
Speaker 2: That's funny because in the in the second one, there's
Speaker 2: a vault in her mind where they're where they've got
Speaker 2: her deep dark secret, and it's just like this big
Speaker 2: dark presence.
Speaker 1: She's just like, I don't like black people. She's like,
Speaker 1: they see them, they make me nervous. The crime rate
Speaker 1: in major city and it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I hadn't thought about that. Do you know how.
Speaker 1: Any people would rush out if Disney just went, hey,
Speaker 1: we don't do that woke shit anymore. And they did
Speaker 1: that for like six months, and then six months later
Speaker 1: they're like, we really care about the you know, all
Speaker 1: the woke stuff. I just use woke, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: And then just where they shoot all these butt like hands.
Speaker 1: You could have remember last week my idea of white
Speaker 1: people edits for rap songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, right version.
Speaker 1: We just have political versions of these things, where in one,
Speaker 1: at the end, the girl realizes she needs to transition
Speaker 1: and all of her emotions transition as well, and she
Speaker 1: becomes a full bodied woman. And then the other one,
Speaker 1: she shoots a Puerto Rican guy on her porch who
Speaker 1: was delivering an Amazon package, and she successfully argues her
Speaker 1: way out of court that it was self defense.
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 1: Those are the two versions we would do?
Speaker 2: Oh those are just But who's the second one?
Speaker 1: Based on conservatives?
Speaker 2: Just to any concerns, just gun to like.
Speaker 1: It was on my porch. It's like, ye myself, I
Speaker 1: was dropping off Amazon bit you go. Yeah, yeah Italians. No,
Speaker 1: I think there was a little Russian in there. He
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a Mexican so not good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big wave of Russians immigrating. They're they're
Speaker 2: sneaking into our country through Mexico.
Speaker 1: The Russians are my favorite tagline now is of military age.
Speaker 1: That's how they let you know. It's not uh, it's
Speaker 1: not women and kids coming over. It's young men of
Speaker 1: military age. That really scares me.
Speaker 2: Yeah what else I'm meant too? Yeah, I guess they're
Speaker 2: coming to wage war because the cartel would have to
Speaker 2: be idiots to strap a bunch of fucking military aged
Speaker 2: males with a bunch of narcotics to the heavily enforced
Speaker 2: border wars.
Speaker 1: Right, No, they don't really use drugs anymore. We talked
Speaker 1: about this or a couple of years. I know, I
Speaker 1: know they they're making a lot of their money from
Speaker 1: human trafficking.
Speaker 2: Now right, Yeah, we talked about that, Okay, But I
Speaker 2: was just I was just pointing out that all these
Speaker 2: military aged males like they must have a real plan.
Speaker 2: Since they're not smuggling drugs, they must be coming here
Speaker 2: to rape our women and burn down our capital.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the conspiracy thing, boy, but
Speaker 1: let me finish the next half of this ridiculous statement. Ready,
Speaker 1: it's gonna seem incongruous, which is a word I learned
Speaker 1: from the movie The Accountant, which is about a retarded
Speaker 1: guy who's also shoots up all the bad guys. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 2: That's a good popcorn movie.
Speaker 1: He couldn't have more food in his mouth right now,
Speaker 1: just I can watch and jam it in as I
Speaker 1: don't want you to think it's a weird conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: But doctor phil On Joe Rogan showed an interesting map
Speaker 1: overlay of where the Chinese are buying farmland in relation
Speaker 1: to military bases, and then we have a lot of
Speaker 1: there's something like the biggest influx of Chinese immigrants we've
Speaker 1: ever had come across the border in the last two
Speaker 1: years or eighteen months, something like that, and we're constantly
Speaker 1: at odds with China. I don't know, it's not for
Speaker 1: this episode talking about that, but it does like there
Speaker 1: are there there's a difference between people being too tough
Speaker 1: where it's like when we see kids walking up to
Speaker 1: the border, throw them in the razor wire. That way
Speaker 1: the parents won't come back. But there's also a point
Speaker 1: when hey, if you do leave yourself too open and
Speaker 1: not at least check people in, like, bad shit could
Speaker 1: happen down the line.
Speaker 2: Could Hell, yeah, dude, that's a fuck you.
Speaker 1: Uh, I want to I want to read something.
Speaker 2: Oh anyway, go ahead?
Speaker 1: Inside Out too, Yeah, oh wait, that's.
Speaker 2: That's the point of my thing was so inside Out
Speaker 2: one had a good message. It was really smart, it
Speaker 2: was really emotional. It really like kind of just digs
Speaker 2: at you a lot like that movie Up second movie,
Speaker 2: very smart, even smarter than the first one. It's really cool.
Speaker 2: Like the girl goes through puberty and then all these
Speaker 2: new emotions essentially just take over her mind. So anxiety
Speaker 2: and like malaise and embarrassment and all these new characters
Speaker 2: take over.
Speaker 1: Are the old ones still there? Like did they just yeah?
Speaker 2: They just get they they get ejected to the back
Speaker 2: of her minders or like they get Oh no, they
Speaker 2: get locked in that vault. That's what I was going
Speaker 2: to say first, So I kept thinking, like so that
Speaker 2: the vault monster, like they the things in the vault
Speaker 2: are repressed memories. So there's the Deep Dark Secret, which
Speaker 2: is like a big black specter, and then there's her crush,
Speaker 2: which is like a video game character. And then there's
Speaker 2: the fact that she still likes a Blues Clues style show.
Speaker 2: So when they free themselves from the vault, the characters
Speaker 2: and these new Secret characters, the Deep Dark Secret refuses
Speaker 2: to leave. So they're like, come on, you're free, and
Speaker 2: he's like no, and he locks himself back in the vault.
Speaker 2: And it was like, oh shit, wait, I think she
Speaker 2: got touched you.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. So, like, isn't Lewis
Speaker 1: black and that he plays like anger or rage or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he plays anger, So at one point.
Speaker 1: He's locked in the vault.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anger.
Speaker 1: The new guys get locked in the vault, or the
Speaker 1: old guys get locked in. Sorry, go ahead one more time.
Speaker 2: The old characters so joy, anger discussed not anxiety. The
Speaker 2: couple other ones they get locked in the repressed memories
Speaker 2: vault with the deep dark secrets her crush.
Speaker 1: So here's what I mean. Is the girl not feeling anger, Well,
Speaker 1: it's locked away.
Speaker 2: Right, She's not. It's just feeling extreme anxiety and embarrassment
Speaker 2: and all these other puberies.
Speaker 1: Here's what would be funny is if they all got
Speaker 1: locked away and we pull out and the vault, just
Speaker 1: as lexapro across the top, right, and the whole thing
Speaker 1: was just an ad for you know, if if your
Speaker 1: anger's going off the fucking rails, take one of these pills.
Speaker 1: We'll lock that shit right up. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Nah, Okay, Lexapro done how with anger? It just helps
Speaker 2: with your fucking you know, so you don't feel like
Speaker 2: you're gonna have anger, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 2: I'm still angry, but now I just know before I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be angry, so I don't have to feel it anymore,
Speaker 2: and I put it away in my memory vault.
Speaker 1: Are you are you on lexi Pro?
Speaker 2: No, just at her all.
Speaker 1: I'm on Lexapro.
Speaker 2: I think my wife is too, made her a way
Speaker 2: better way cool.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping to be a better wife too. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So what's so I'm thinking tell me about that.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that the Deep Dark Secret. He refuses to
Speaker 2: leave the vault and then the characters just leave him there,
Speaker 2: you know, so I'm thinking, like, oh shit, what's the
Speaker 2: Deep Dark Secret? You know, she got fingered? Someone fucked
Speaker 2: her butt, you know, like I you know, could be
Speaker 2: like that's what Pixar's up to.
Speaker 1: But are you working it out in the theater mumbling
Speaker 1: with a whole bunch of children around you go, she
Speaker 1: get rapped or like she could fuck maybe just fucked
Speaker 1: in the mouth.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm saying that to my wife, but the kids
Speaker 2: probably hurt me.
Speaker 1: Hey you didn't he yes?
Speaker 2: Or what?
Speaker 1: Okay? Good?
Speaker 2: All this popcorn in my mouth?
Speaker 1: You only talk when your mouth is full. That's your
Speaker 1: new rule? Uh inside out?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna hey for people with kids listen to this,
Speaker 1: turn it off because I'm gonna have him tell me
Speaker 1: the ending.
Speaker 2: So they go through the whole movie without going back
Speaker 2: to the Deep Dark Secret, and I felt like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: if they don't come back to it, she definitely got raped.
Speaker 2: You know. It's just a little like little nod to
Speaker 2: like rape us everywhere, Like, hey, you're leaving this deep
Speaker 2: dark secret in there guys. But yeah, then there's a
Speaker 2: post credit scene all the way at the end and
Speaker 2: they release him and they're like, come on, tell us
Speaker 2: what it is, And it's something stupid.
Speaker 1: She pissed and ship all over herself. One time on
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: To school, she molested someone.
Speaker 1: She uh what was Blandred just reminded me of this.
Speaker 1: Remember those two British kids who fucking kidnapped a child child?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they fucking beat the shit out of
Speaker 2: him and killed him and tortured him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and his asshole and down his throat and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's one. It's one of two stories like that that
Speaker 1: really like can choke me up if I really like
Speaker 1: readeep into it, because it's just so the other ones
Speaker 1: that I've told you about. That the little Brooklyn Jewish
Speaker 1: kid that his mother like rehearsed with him. He's like,
Speaker 1: I want to walk to school. I want to walk
Speaker 1: to school and she's like, okay. So they practice it
Speaker 1: every day. First left, you go to this, look at
Speaker 1: this big sign. You go right at this sign. First
Speaker 1: day she sends him out on her own. Some dude
Speaker 1: grabs the kid, doesn't funck them, but strangles them and
Speaker 1: cuts his head off, and they find it in the freezer,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yo, imagine you imagine you took Deonta
Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, you're gonna play football. And he's
Speaker 1: never gonna play football, right, He's not a football type kid.
Speaker 2: Nah, he's more of like a martial arts Uh oh,
Speaker 2: Let's get our all our ammo guys and go practice shooting.
Speaker 1: He's not he's not a sports kid. He's more uh oh,
Speaker 1: look at that little kid. Let's grab him and take
Speaker 1: him to the train tracks. I got batteries, don't worry.
Speaker 2: About That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: It's eating.
Speaker 2: How much food do you have a burger? So?
Speaker 1: Uh you like imagine You're like, you have a kid
Speaker 1: who loves basketball and he like plays basketball every day,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, good, go on, go out there.
Speaker 1: You can get on the court with these other guys
Speaker 1: and you go play basketball. And he goes out there
Speaker 1: and one guy spikes the ball so hard in his
Speaker 1: face it breaks his neck and kills him. You'd be like, God,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: What I'd be more up plays. He got taken by
Speaker 2: some guy in the middle of Brooklyn and not fucked
Speaker 2: but strangle to dead. Here, I got another one. I
Speaker 2: got a third one for you that I'll get you
Speaker 2: choked on.
Speaker 1: I'd be the most upset though. If my kid was
Speaker 1: Orthodox Jewish.
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, dude, he wouldn't be my kid. He'd
Speaker 2: ceased to be my kid.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, tell me one that'll really make me happy.
Speaker 2: In Shillah, only a Muslim in my house? Old okay? Anyway,
Speaker 2: so uh oh yeah, my friend Gary and I we
Speaker 2: were smoking weed one time, and I don't know why
Speaker 2: we got on the subject of true crime or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's like, one time I heard a story about this
Speaker 3: guy who abducted an eleven month old baby out of
Speaker 3: a window and he raped it in the butt and
Speaker 3: then he jammed an axe in its head.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Gary. I feel like you, wait, when was that?
Speaker 2: That happened years ago? But it just always stuck with me.
Speaker 1: Was that when you were little with Gary? Was it
Speaker 1: in high school?
Speaker 2: No? That was here when I worked at all. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: because we're smoking weed.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you've told me that before. You've
Speaker 1: never told me that on the show. I definitely have
Speaker 1: heard you say stook an axe in a baby's head.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh all right, uh we
Speaker 1: didn't mention Happy Pride month. Antonio Brown retired football player,
Speaker 1: not so much retired, but more kick that not even
Speaker 1: kicked out of the league. He's a nut. He lost
Speaker 1: his brain and decided, oh, I'll just go nuts. So
Speaker 1: every day he's nice enough to post for us his
Speaker 1: Cracker of the day. Let's see who todays is.
Speaker 2: M I hope that hair I just ate and my
Speaker 2: burger was mine.
Speaker 1: First time I gave the Cracker of the day, and well,
Speaker 1: there's a Homelander thing.
Speaker 2: Homelander he's that guy from that chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's that guy from that chill. That's right, That's okay,
Speaker 1: all right. So anyway, Antonio Brown posted a new one
Speaker 1: for us today. It is not the Cracker of the day.
Speaker 1: It is the f slur of the day. He says
Speaker 1: that he and his mom on his love life, and
Speaker 1: he claims that his job has cost him several relationships.
Speaker 2: Please welcome Robert Faggott. Me Faggot is rather an odd man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it, that's all.
Speaker 2: They got away with a lot, and they.
Speaker 1: Really did They really did well.
Speaker 2: The next guess I used to say the INN word
Speaker 2: on The Jeffersons.
Speaker 1: The next guest was Jimmy N word. Uh yeah, oh
Speaker 1: they did. I actually remember that episode with the fucking
Speaker 1: white neighbor saying the N word. Do you remember that.
Speaker 2: I just remember Wheezy saying no please, you know, and
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, they can do that on Nickelodeon
Speaker 2: at night. Uh, show pussy.
Speaker 1: I can't everything you. Anytime you text me about anything,
Speaker 1: I just put on my caveman haat and go, what
Speaker 1: would Shane go? And my response, I don't type it
Speaker 1: every time, but my response my head every time is
Speaker 1: just you're right, show pussy then, because I go, he
Speaker 1: would probably shout that at some one.
Speaker 2: Uh Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see. I mean, I I got it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know for our audience. Once
Speaker 1: is playing the fucking I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just fine. Archie Bunker saying it.
Speaker 1: No, let's just take turn saying it all right.
Speaker 2: I get Archie Bunker.
Speaker 1: And another one for Pride Month. Here, this is former
Speaker 1: Bachelorette star Josh Cider Cedars sitting, Oh I remember, do
Speaker 1: you actually did you ever watch those shows?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I've watched a few seasons. It's not okay. It is.
Speaker 2: So there's some shows that are good and they're actually like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is good trashy TV, like ninety Day Fiance is
Speaker 2: just entertaining that.
Speaker 1: Ninety Day Fiance the earlier seasons that I had seen.
Speaker 1: I can't speak to it now, but yeah, one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: it's bad, but it's good bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, it's it's it's presented in a
Speaker 2: way where it's like, Okay, this is the best footage
Speaker 2: they got and it's all dramatic and they're you know,
Speaker 2: they got the best mental cases they could find. But
Speaker 2: The Bachelor is network TV, and it is like it's
Speaker 2: it's a whole different ballgame.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: It's like it's it's the it's the difference between a
Speaker 2: show on CBS and a show on Spike TV.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like a show on CBS is always going to
Speaker 2: have like some cookie cutter ass shit, even when it
Speaker 2: tries to go hard. You know. So when they try
Speaker 2: to do risk a stuff, they have like overnight stays
Speaker 2: and all this shit, Like it's nothing compared to the
Speaker 2: reality TV that I grew up on. Like that I
Speaker 2: that I matured on Jersey Shore and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: you know. So on The Bachelor, it's only good for
Speaker 2: a couple episodes per season, and that's when they're like
Speaker 2: skimming the fat, trim in the fat. So they'll have
Speaker 2: like every season, have inevitably, inevitably on the Bachelorette, they'll
Speaker 2: be like two or three guys who get drunk as
Speaker 2: fuck on the first night and start a fight, you know,
Speaker 2: and then it'll always be like, well, I hope, I
Speaker 2: hope that we don't have any more problems like this,
Speaker 2: and then the next week some other guy will start
Speaker 2: a rumor and then that'll start a fight, you know.
Speaker 2: So it's good for a couple of weeks of like drama,
Speaker 2: but then by the end of every season you have
Speaker 2: like a couple of partner selections and the either Bachelor
Speaker 2: or the Bachelorette, and they're always so fucking corny and.
Speaker 4: Just I just I'm so happy that we connect and
Speaker 4: that we have similar careers and goals, and it's like, dude,
Speaker 4: did you even fuck yet?
Speaker 2: You're gonna wait until the last oh, And that's always
Speaker 2: that's the only reason to stick around because the Bachelor,
Speaker 2: in evitably, well he can't help himself. At the end,
Speaker 2: he'll get the opportunity like to ask yeah, yeah, to
Speaker 2: ask two or three girls, like you want to spend
Speaker 2: the night with me? And the girls should know better,
Speaker 2: you know, they've seen every fucking episode. They know that,
Speaker 2: Like this guy is going to ask all the girls.
Speaker 2: You know they should they should see it as a
Speaker 2: red flag that if he's asking like he's going to
Speaker 2: ask the other girls, and if he doesn't explicitly say
Speaker 2: I'm only asking you, he's definitely asking the other girls
Speaker 2: when he takes them on their final date, if they
Speaker 2: want to spend the nights.
Speaker 1: And have any of them trying to pull a threesome.
Speaker 2: Not to my memory, but I've only seen a couple
Speaker 2: of seasons. Yeah, that would be cool, or.
Speaker 1: You know, would be even cooler if the Bachelor Wuret
Speaker 1: tried to pull a threesome.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be that would be good tv.
Speaker 2: That's more of a spot TV show.
Speaker 1: But I would watch that. I will.
Speaker 2: But uh, but it's always so funny to watch the
Speaker 2: girls get their heart broken when they find out he
Speaker 2: fucked all three of them. It's like he'll he'll pick
Speaker 2: the winner and then she'll be like, uh.
Speaker 4: So, uh, I can't believe you picked me. You didn't
Speaker 4: pick another girl for an overnight sweet right.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, actually I did. She'd be like what,
Speaker 2: She'll go fucking ballistic and stuff. That's the only redeeming
Speaker 2: quality about the end of the season. And it's great
Speaker 2: for the guys too, when the guys are the and
Speaker 2: when it's the Bachelorette, you know, because the guys are
Speaker 2: such fucking idiots too.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, she asked me if I wanted to
Speaker 2: spend the night, and I'm pretty confident that she's not
Speaker 2: gonna be asking to heal the dudes if they won't
Speaker 2: spend the night. She always asks the other dudes if
Speaker 2: they want to spend the night. How do you think
Speaker 2: she's picking this motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoever's got the biggest dick, right exactly. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I'm the longest. But I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: talking about total mass because my girth ain't great. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'll just bet that's a confessional on the Bachelorette.
Speaker 6: Like, if you pick it up, it's kind of just
Speaker 6: like a like a feather or you know, like a
Speaker 6: chicken drummet or something. But uh, you know, if you
Speaker 6: look at it all stretched out, it's like a flag.
Speaker 1: It's like a pool noodle. It doesn't really have girth,
Speaker 1: a real skinny pool noodle. Puoll Noodle's bad analogy. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking of something long and light.
Speaker 2: It's mostly air about volume.
Speaker 1: Former Bachelorette star Josh Sider, who's transitioning to a woman,
Speaker 1: blasts his dates as transphobic.
Speaker 2: Yo, okay, we knew this guy was good. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we fucking knew it.
Speaker 1: That's oh my god. What I was going to ask you,
Speaker 1: is this a bit or is he is he gay?
Speaker 2: Because he's.
Speaker 1: When they use the term for trans people, what passing
Speaker 1: or whatever? This guy's not true trying dude, haircut, tattoos,
Speaker 1: Oliver's chest, hairy chest, He's wearing a dress and lipstick
Speaker 1: and nail pols.
Speaker 2: That's it though, right, Yeah, he's not trying. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: not trying to pass. He's trying to show us what
Speaker 2: a new man looks like. This is massive.
Speaker 1: So you did seem to see this season.
Speaker 2: I did see his season, yes, yes, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: now I did think he was gay.
Speaker 1: I did interesting interesting, But did you think he was trans.
Speaker 2: No, No, you never see that one coming, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe that's why a lot of people think it's fake
Speaker 2: or whatever. But it's like you can see the sign
Speaker 2: like hmm. But maybe that's just weird because because no,
Speaker 2: because now that I think about it, maybe he did.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just misinterpreting signs, you know, because gay people
Speaker 2: really do have like a gayness about them, like a
Speaker 2: like a thing that is like, oh, that's gay.
Speaker 1: Like the eyes, the gay eyes. She can tell by
Speaker 1: looking in a person's eyes if they're gay or not.
Speaker 1: It's a weird, witchy talent she has.
Speaker 2: I believe that. And and just just gay guys in
Speaker 2: general have this thing about them. It's it's, uh, you
Speaker 2: know how they have like their expressions, they spill the tea,
Speaker 2: they have a kai kai they like that's like a
Speaker 2: that's a get together, like a chat. Uh. They they
Speaker 2: have all these there's like a community that trans people
Speaker 2: do seem kind of isolated from because the trans people
Speaker 2: I know about. And that's why I'm thinking about this guy,
Speaker 2: like I if I remember correctly, I remember him kind
Speaker 2: of having a fascination with the girl's hair and makeup,
Speaker 2: so he would be very focused on their looks guys.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like gay guys love gay guys do that,
Speaker 2: but they they're not envious, you know what I'm saying. No,
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe, but I've absolutely.
Speaker 2: Said gay guys are fun Envious gay guys you're like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: you don't like you look so good.
Speaker 1: Gay guys don't actually like women. They like fag hags,
Speaker 1: I mean f slur has, sure, but they.
Speaker 2: Don't like actual straight They don't hang out with actual
Speaker 2: web All they.
Speaker 1: Do is rip them apart afterwards. But so the envious thing,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's from like a sweet place.
Speaker 2: Or okay, okay, that's fine, but that's the gay thing.
Speaker 2: That's the gay thing. This guy was different. This guy
Speaker 2: was genuinely about like, oh your hair, your makeup. Wow,
Speaker 2: I just I never seen like, oh wow, I'm just
Speaker 2: so impressed with how you present yourself, like focusing in
Speaker 2: on these little details that I, as a guy, probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't notice. You know, but gay people are not like
Speaker 2: they're not like, you know, like they they are playfully
Speaker 2: like you say, like with their fag hags and towards women,
Speaker 2: they are like teasingly admiring you know, but this guy
Speaker 2: was like, oh, maybe I could cut your eyelids off.
Speaker 2: I'm around later, so I know what that color feels like.
Speaker 1: I guess for the people listening, we should play what
Speaker 1: he's actually saying in this and then we're talking about
Speaker 1: so this is whoever I said before talking about whatever
Speaker 1: I said before.
Speaker 5: Hey, everyone, Sorry, I look like a hot mess today.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to vent a little bit. I feel
Speaker 5: like dates can be so cheap. The last couple of
Speaker 5: dates that I've gone on, I've expected the guy to pay,
Speaker 5: because I feel like the man should pay for the
Speaker 5: first day, and they just don't want to. And so
Speaker 5: I just had a date.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know if you noticed, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to get off the track. He has
Speaker 1: a nine to eleven tattoo. It's covered up right now,
Speaker 1: but earlier on it's just like it's the the tower. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it just says yeah, that's the weird part. It just
Speaker 1: says nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: Oh one.
Speaker 1: Like I guess in case he ever woke up and
Speaker 1: looked in the mirror and had to do a memento
Speaker 1: and he was like.
Speaker 2: Who's it there?
Speaker 1: When those pistol Muslims. There's those planes again.
Speaker 2: Maybe oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, maybe that's the day
Speaker 2: his dog died.
Speaker 1: That was a great curb your enthusiasm. He was talking
Speaker 1: to some guy and the guy's like, my brother died
Speaker 1: on nine to eleven. And Larry was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to hear that. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in West Hollywood, Florida and he was killed
Speaker 1: by a bus. And Larry debates with him. He goes,
Speaker 1: you can't really go around saying he was killed on
Speaker 1: nine to eleven. He goes, well, he was killed on
Speaker 1: the eleventh of September, and it was yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: doesn't count, and I would agree. Did you get that
Speaker 1: from no, No, No, this was many years ago. This
Speaker 1: is probably fifteen years This was an early season I think.
Speaker 2: Of because I Norm has that joke where he you know,
Speaker 2: how he sets you up for it. So he would
Speaker 2: he the line that the line would be, uh oh,
Speaker 2: it would be he would be talking about nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: He would introduce like, where where were you on nine
Speaker 2: to eleven? And then they would inevitably ask like where
Speaker 2: were you or do you remember where you were or something?
Speaker 2: And uh he would say, uh oh, yeah, I had to.
Speaker 2: I had to trudge through blood and bones to find
Speaker 2: my brother. It was it was hell. You know. I
Speaker 2: was in New York at the time, you know, he
Speaker 2: was in Western Canada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was good. Ice cream man outside. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he dude?
Speaker 2: Is he selling drugs?
Speaker 1: Let's watch.
Speaker 5: And so I just had a date earlier this afternoon
Speaker 5: and I sat there when the bill came and finally
Speaker 5: I just said the guy should pay first, and kind
Speaker 5: of pushed it towards him, and he said, well, in
Speaker 5: that case, you should pay, And I just thought that
Speaker 5: is so rude. And I just don't understand what the
Speaker 5: issue is. I feel like everyone's trying to get something
Speaker 5: for free these days. Be a gentleman.
Speaker 2: I just want to go on a date and get
Speaker 2: a free meal.
Speaker 5: So if any of you are having the same experience,
Speaker 5: let me know.
Speaker 2: Everyone.
Speaker 1: But I could not disagree with you more. That guy's
Speaker 1: gay and he will not die trance. He will die
Speaker 1: a gay man. He will change his mind.
Speaker 2: It is it.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a portion of it.
Speaker 2: He's just grew up repressed, you know, and he's confused,
Speaker 2: But could be he's still still like his mannerisms were
Speaker 2: not gay, they were like repressed.
Speaker 1: You know, I see the tattoos are more repressed to
Speaker 1: me than the mannerisms and the personality. Well, he's acting ways,
Speaker 1: but he's also he's also a massive attention whore. He
Speaker 1: went on a TV show to be cucked out by
Speaker 1: twenty nine other dudes, or however many guys are on
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 2: No wonder he didn't care that. She asked the two other.
Speaker 1: Guys, I'll go on the last day. I'd like to
Speaker 1: go in third.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't shower.
Speaker 1: Clean you with my tongue. Fucking No, this guy's gay.
Speaker 1: It's trendy at the moment to claim to be trans
Speaker 1: when when they I don't know it really. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I don't think.
Speaker 2: I mean if you're saying, if you're saying it's if
Speaker 2: you're saying he is wrong about being trans, then I
Speaker 2: would say, then it's got to be because he's confused.
Speaker 2: But I don't think he would just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm gonna be trans because that'll get
Speaker 2: me more. Like, you know, I think that is.
Speaker 1: Not think that's possible whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I do think it's possible. I just don't think he
Speaker 2: would be going out on dates and stuff to to
Speaker 2: well further that, baby fair.
Speaker 1: There's no evidence of I mean I watched You're not
Speaker 1: gonna like that watch some religious video that made a
Speaker 1: really really good point just about the difference between evidence
Speaker 1: and this and that and whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I didn't see any evidence that he actually
Speaker 2: went on it day.
Speaker 1: We have no idea he could just be I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, we know the agent of one of the
Speaker 1: fucking old Bachelor Bachelorette people, Paul is one of their agents,
Speaker 1: and Paul's a scumbag, Like you know, I want to
Speaker 1: put it past him to be like, hey, won't you
Speaker 1: just go out there and suck a cock on film
Speaker 1: and we'll push you as gay for six months and
Speaker 1: then we'll.
Speaker 2: Come back around. It absolutely could be a thing, but
Speaker 2: I just, uh, it just doesn't. It just seems like
Speaker 2: if you're already sexually confused or whatever, you're already like
Speaker 2: coming out, it seems like it would be just more
Speaker 2: complicated to just throw on unnecessary shit just for like,
Speaker 2: you know, it seems.
Speaker 1: Like, remember, likes are his currency, you know, Okay, Likes
Speaker 1: theer's currency, either either emotionally or actually like Sar's currency
Speaker 1: if he's making money on any kind of endorsement things. Again,
Speaker 1: like that guy Paul.
Speaker 2: People fake sicknesses. They yeah, it's entirely.
Speaker 1: I am just saying my personal if six months from now,
Speaker 1: if three years from now, this guy comes out and guys,
Speaker 1: I wasn't trans, it was turned out, I was just gay.
Speaker 1: I'm de transition or fuck. If you know, the winds
Speaker 1: change and more progressive stuff isn't necessarily the hot thing,
Speaker 1: and maybe more traditional conservative bullshit is the quote unquote
Speaker 1: hot thing. This guy might come around wearing that same
Speaker 1: dress and go, you know, we got to close the
Speaker 1: fucking borders. I want Trump for a third term. Like
Speaker 1: you don't know, because these people aren't people. These people
Speaker 1: aren't people. These people are like avatars when they give
Speaker 1: themselves up to this machine of whatever.
Speaker 2: We need some new log cabin Republicans.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's put it this way. You and I wouldn't
Speaker 1: come on here and turn this into the trans hour.
Speaker 1: Two trans buddies just chatting, and if Spotify came in
Speaker 1: and gave us a Joe Rogan deal, this would be
Speaker 1: a video podcast. I'd be blowing you right now, Like
Speaker 1: you know, there's there's limits to you know. I I
Speaker 1: would stand on my principles and say, there's no fucking
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna take two hundred million dollars from Spotify
Speaker 1: to blow them. But the truth is I'd probably be
Speaker 1: gargling out load fucking later on this evening if Spotify
Speaker 1: came around.
Speaker 2: Imagine if that's all Joe wanted.
Speaker 1: The CEO of Spotify, you know what, I'll let you,
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah. Rogan goes to the CEO of
Speaker 1: Spotify and goes, I'll let your license my you could
Speaker 1: take it. And he goes, well, how much do you want?
Speaker 1: We have two hundred million stored like save for a
Speaker 1: big acquisition. I really just want you to suck my dick.
Speaker 2: Ye, no, no, you misunderstand the what we.
Speaker 1: Have money we wanted to give you. We want to
Speaker 1: purchase your show. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just want my dick sock though, Like now.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I could you misunderstood.
Speaker 1: I could get my assistant to no, I want your mouth, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: and he goes all right, sucks jog and stick. That's
Speaker 1: how it works. That's how Hollywood works. Maybe you don't
Speaker 1: get it because you're in Nevada. But let me explain
Speaker 1: to you how Hollywood works. Everyone's sucking everyone's dick.
Speaker 2: Tell me about it from your and.
Speaker 1: Everyone's being trans Okay, I've seen it.
Speaker 3: On the news.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, the news is fake. Didn't you hear about that?
Speaker 1: I watch it on what is it? OA? R O
Speaker 1: A N O A N. Yeah, they told me Hollywood's
Speaker 1: full of pet of Well that one might be right.
Speaker 1: Actually they might have nailed that one, all right, So.
Speaker 2: Dude, everything's full of pedophiles.
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I bet. Here's my question? Why are there
Speaker 1: so many fucking pedophiles?
Speaker 2: Maybe they're onto something?
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you actually think that?
Speaker 1: I think it's arrested development?
Speaker 2: What you why you think the TV show is turning
Speaker 2: everyone into pedophile?
Speaker 1: No? No, I think I think these people wouldn't maybe
Speaker 1: have become grown up pedophiles if not for something arresting
Speaker 1: their development when they're younger.
Speaker 2: Isn't arrested development like an outdated concept? Like I mean, sure,
Speaker 2: it's like it can be applicable, but you you you
Speaker 2: don't mature as a monolith, you know, like you can
Speaker 2: mature in different areas at different rates. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, so there can be people who are really
Speaker 2: good with money and business and all sorts of shit,
Speaker 2: and then their emotions and their interpersonal relationships are shit
Speaker 2: and vice versa. So I think it would probably be
Speaker 2: more people who are I think, and and I always
Speaker 2: have to say this too. Everything is a combination of
Speaker 2: your genes and the environment. Everything from the moment you're
Speaker 2: conceived and even before so you you you experience all
Speaker 2: this shit in your life and the idea that you
Speaker 2: like have one moment where you you just like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're stunted. Nothing changes after that. You're you're stuck repeating
Speaker 2: a loop. You can't learn anymore you can. I don't
Speaker 2: know that that's exactly true, but I think that environment
Speaker 2: has a huge influence on why people do become that way.
Speaker 2: So it's obviously some genetic there's no doubt about it,
Speaker 2: but I think environment has a huge part to play.
Speaker 2: So probably trauma is going to be the number one indicator,
Speaker 2: and then after that is going to be probably like
Speaker 2: I don't know, a bad strained relationship with a mother
Speaker 2: or something. You can go down the list, but I
Speaker 2: don't know that that means you have arrested development. Right,
Speaker 2: Like when I think of arrested development, I think of
Speaker 2: people stalled. They're stopped at a certain area at a
Speaker 2: certain stage of life.
Speaker 1: Might be looking too broadly or too narrow because what
Speaker 1: if people only stall at certain portions of their life.
Speaker 1: There are plenty of grown men who's still not any
Speaker 1: I would want to hang out with, who still play
Speaker 1: with action figures and do this and that because that
Speaker 1: was their comfort spot in life. That was after mom
Speaker 1: stopped screaming because Dad knocked her out. You know, now
Speaker 1: I can go play with the X men, and just
Speaker 1: because they can work a job and even have a
Speaker 1: relationship and whatever else, maybe that portion of them their entertainment.
Speaker 1: Maybe they've tried reading books and seeing movies and it
Speaker 1: just doesn't do it for them. So maybe somebody is
Speaker 1: traumatized at a young age, and maybe it's by their mother,
Speaker 1: an older quote unquote older than So if a twelve
Speaker 1: year old kid is just cigarettes put out on by
Speaker 1: the mother and this and that, blah blah blah, maybe
Speaker 1: not even twelve, maybe even younger than that, say for
Speaker 1: a development type thing, maybe from that point on you
Speaker 1: associate older women with your mother, and you go, well,
Speaker 1: I still have sexual urges. I remember the last time
Speaker 1: I was happy, I was fucking you know seven. Oh,
Speaker 1: the seven year olds are like me. Who knows, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, it's obviously some kind of mental
Speaker 1: issue if you're an adult who wants to fuck a
Speaker 1: kid a kid kid is horrendous. But I don't don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: The problem with this whole arrested development or theory is
Speaker 2: that they're there are people who, by all accounts, had
Speaker 2: to have perfectly normal upbringings and then are pedophile.
Speaker 1: They have perfect normal from the outside.
Speaker 2: We don't know how they No, I mean no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm talking no, I'm talking about self report and based
Speaker 2: on I'm talking about people who are studied in like
Speaker 2: serial killers and rapists and stuff. So sure, everybody in
Speaker 2: the guy's life that the interview could lie, and the
Speaker 2: guy could.
Speaker 1: Lie and know you're you're the guy could lie. You
Speaker 1: just named some of the worst people, but not everybody else.
Speaker 1: I mean from the outside, meaning not even from outside
Speaker 1: of the house, you know whatever. I mean, the kid
Speaker 1: could look like he's having a perfect life, and he
Speaker 1: could be perceiving it in an entirely different way.
Speaker 2: He could Okay, So you're making my point.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, Yeah, but I don't think they point.
Speaker 2: No, Well, the point I'm making is that that's how
Speaker 2: you know that genes play a role. That's how you
Speaker 2: know that your your your biological programming, but is responsible
Speaker 2: for a portion of it, because you have so many
Speaker 2: accounts of people living essentially the same life. So the
Speaker 2: only thing that is different about them is them. It's
Speaker 2: their perception of the events, it's their perceptions of the world,
Speaker 2: you know, it's their feelings. And that is your genes,
Speaker 2: your you are, you are your gene.
Speaker 1: It was never I got to clarify this, and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm actually maybe it relates back to it. I never
Speaker 1: had any debate I don't think did I about genes
Speaker 1: versus environment. I think it could be.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean we were just talking.
Speaker 1: You said, is an outdated concept. I said, sure, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe it is always could be this, and then you
Speaker 1: went into explanation of the two. I just didn't want
Speaker 1: you to think I was saying one or the Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be just a kid born with the worst
Speaker 1: shitty schizophrenia genes, or it could be a kid who
Speaker 1: had cigarettes put out on his tongue and you know.
Speaker 2: I kind of got the idea that you were saying
Speaker 2: that there's so many bad parents and that that that.
Speaker 1: That that sounds I thought, it sounds like you might
Speaker 1: need to go hug deonte. I made no implication of
Speaker 1: that whatsoever.
Speaker 2: No, it sounded well, I'm just getting to how it sounded.
Speaker 2: It sounded like you were saying, like the reason that
Speaker 2: there is all these pedophiles, you know, like that all
Speaker 2: all these guys do this stuff is because of rampant
Speaker 2: arrested development, and then you extrapolate from there it's because
Speaker 2: of I mean, the stereotype, the bad, the bad. The
Speaker 2: old idea is like oh, crazy mom made it, made
Speaker 2: the kid crazy with it, crazy dad or whatever.
Speaker 1: Sure, but not necessarily.
Speaker 2: That's that's what I was getting for.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, well that I will clarify then and say, no,
Speaker 1: that that wasn't quite my implication. It could be, but
Speaker 1: it could be an issue. It's not blaming parents in
Speaker 1: that one, but that parents are a portion of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not, you know, whatever.
Speaker 2: They're part of the kids environment.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, no, no, No, I wasn't blamed. I'm just wondering
Speaker 1: because it seems like there's percentage of people who are
Speaker 1: secretly pedophiles. I don't know. I want to know if it,
Speaker 1: I want to know truthfully who's self reporting is. Will
Speaker 1: never have an actual metric that close enough reflects how
Speaker 1: many there actually are. I would say.
Speaker 2: That that that is a hard thing to get from
Speaker 2: self reporting. But that's the cool thing about statistics is
Speaker 2: you can infer information a lot of ways. So for instance,
Speaker 2: like I really like how they look at like rates
Speaker 2: of underported disorders, like because this is coming out more
Speaker 2: and more now because of gender studies. So for instance,
Speaker 2: there used to be a lot certain mental disorders that
Speaker 2: were almost exclusively given to men or women. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're crazy, bring them in diagnosed. It's a lady to
Speaker 2: give her this, but BPD or histrionic or something, and
Speaker 2: then men they get antisocial or whatever. And now so
Speaker 2: as a result of that, you look at certain statistics
Speaker 2: and it's like the numbers are crazy skewed, you know,
Speaker 2: for one gender or the other. But then you look
Speaker 2: at how there's kind of like overlap in how the
Speaker 2: symptoms are interpreted, and you kind of broaden your explanations,
Speaker 2: your definitions, and you realize, like, oh shit, we are
Speaker 2: misdiagnosing people, and we've convinced ourselves that only certain things
Speaker 2: apply to men or women. Right, So I think that
Speaker 2: we're learning a lot more that there's a huge percent
Speaker 2: of people afflicted with all sorts of shit that we
Speaker 2: used to think was only for Hannibal Lecter and Michael
Speaker 2: Myers and stuff. So, yeah, like anti social personality disorder
Speaker 2: ADHD was a big when we were kids, right, they
Speaker 2: were parents were complaining about it, like, and I think
Speaker 2: they still are, like the limbs were diagnosing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah exactly, and it's and now we're starting to understand like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe it's not normal to just be frantically searching for
Speaker 2: something to do all the time until you pass out
Speaker 2: every day. Maybe that's not Maybe that's not normal, you know.
Speaker 1: How and how are we changing that? With this next generation?
Speaker 1: Kids are like playing more sports than they've The kids
Speaker 1: who actually are playing are like participating in four different
Speaker 1: sports throughout the year and blah blah blah blah. The
Speaker 1: stay active and the triathletes. Yeah yeah yeah, Also they
Speaker 1: need to be on on a roll and you got
Speaker 1: to get to a good lacrosse school and yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: we're we're going to be black, we're or Native American
Speaker 1: we are, or trans We are melting their brains. And
Speaker 1: I think my brain's been melted. I think yours was too.
Speaker 2: Honestly, well yeah it's I mean still melting, but there's
Speaker 2: some left. But my my broader point was that we're
Speaker 2: understanding that a lot of normal behaviors, quotes, air quotes
Speaker 2: are fucking weird and dangerous so to ourselves and to others.
Speaker 2: So I think, actually, the number of pedophiles seriously is
Speaker 2: going to be close to the number of people. It's
Speaker 2: going to fall into the number of people living with
Speaker 2: mental illness, right, but it's gonna it's gonna be close
Speaker 2: to the number of people who actually have borderline personality
Speaker 2: disorder or something. So, for instance, they used to think like, oh,
Speaker 2: one percent of the population has this disorder, and then
Speaker 2: they started looking at people's relationships in a different context,
Speaker 2: you know, and they started looking at how people report.
Speaker 2: They started So that's another thing about self reporting that
Speaker 2: I thought was so interesting. If you you look at
Speaker 2: people's relationships over a given year, and then you look
Speaker 2: at their relationships over a lifetime, you might have two
Speaker 2: different diagnoses, right, So that had. That plays a huge
Speaker 2: part into how how they report because a lot of
Speaker 2: times they only ask about what's happened in your last
Speaker 2: year and your sexual partners in this.
Speaker 1: I know it's dumb to say this, but the stock
Speaker 1: market people will go, well, it's been a terrible down year, yes,
Speaker 1: but over the last ten years we've quadrupled, you know,
Speaker 1: the value right exactly. Or you could go it's been
Speaker 1: a great year. You could say two thousand and one
Speaker 1: was a great year for the stocks. They went huge. No,
Speaker 1: you could, you could two thousand and one was a
Speaker 1: good year.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty and everything turned into shit again.
Speaker 1: If you use a six month chart at June, you
Speaker 1: look great, and if you use a two year chart,
Speaker 1: it looks like we cratered and then started climbing. So, yes,
Speaker 1: I get that you can't write.
Speaker 2: But so anyway, the point I was making is the real,
Speaker 2: real quick page of people who used to get diagnosed
Speaker 2: with it is like one or two, and now they're
Speaker 2: thinking it's double or like triple. So it could be
Speaker 2: like four to eight percent, and that's like, that's that's scary.
Speaker 1: Percent of the male or mean at all.
Speaker 2: Humans and would at some time in their life qualify
Speaker 2: as having a disorder like BPD, so borderline. So it
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you would have it for your whole life.
Speaker 2: Most people who have are these diagnoses go into remission.
Speaker 2: So it's like depression doesn't have to last your whole life.
Speaker 2: You can have three months of depression, you can have
Speaker 2: a year of depression or something, and then you can
Speaker 2: get better. Like you work on that stuff with your doctor,
Speaker 2: you know, like you figure that out.
Speaker 1: You say, the amount of pedophiles are probably about the
Speaker 1: same percentage number wise of people with BPD.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so do we think so I think I think.
Speaker 1: Of the population or pedophiles.
Speaker 2: I think that it could be I'm not honestly not kidding, terrified, No,
Speaker 2: I'm being serious. I'm being serious. Yeah, I mean you
Speaker 2: think about how often this stuff happens, and you think
Speaker 2: about how the people who do it are infiltrated in
Speaker 2: every facet of the world, the religion and government well.
Speaker 1: Po like addition, it knows no no boundaries. It could
Speaker 1: be a rich kid could become a pedophile, or a
Speaker 1: poor kid, or a black kid or a Chinese kid.
Speaker 2: It's the new weed.
Speaker 1: It was weed was the end thing five years ago
Speaker 1: when we were legalizing stuff. Now it's just you know, pedophilia.
Speaker 1: That's what we call the slippery slope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know that's a high number, but
Speaker 2: I mean, fu dude. There's some cultures where they like
Speaker 2: they openly still marry kids, right, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: It's called the South Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally not and and then.
Speaker 1: It's South Way, but they don't believe in marriage. They
Speaker 1: just fuck them.
Speaker 2: And why do we tell you about the shithole country.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about shithole countries, folks. Go.
Speaker 2: My president had a whole list of them. But now
Speaker 2: there's like there are literally cultures right now in an
Speaker 2: age where we have machines that can direct us on
Speaker 2: a walking path from California to New Jersey in a heartbeat,
Speaker 2: there are people simultaneously alive who think it's okay to
Speaker 2: have a baby girl get a wat of herbs sewed
Speaker 2: up into her pussy when she's five, and then on
Speaker 2: her wedding night when she's eleven, have it cut open
Speaker 2: by the Holy Man, and then have the entire town
Speaker 2: watch as she gets fucked by her thirty seven year
Speaker 2: old husband. That really happened still today, Like, do you
Speaker 2: think that because we live in a different country. Our
Speaker 2: genes forgot that we are still that awful, Like, absolutely not,
Speaker 2: you know, like I think it's it's probable that, yeah,
Speaker 2: like maybe up to ten percent of the whole population
Speaker 2: of the world are fucking pedophilesis no joke, bocked.
Speaker 1: So say it's one hundred and seventy five million. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, adults, just pretend like it's split. I don't
Speaker 1: actually have any in America, excuse me, So about seventeen
Speaker 1: point seventeen and a half. Let's round it up.
Speaker 2: To eighteen eight twenty million? Probably, yeah, probably just twenty.
Speaker 1: Probably about twenty million pedophiles. So here's what I'm asking,
Speaker 1: just to jump it back twenty five minutes. Is there
Speaker 1: a chance that there are so many pedophiles because something
Speaker 1: is arresting their development from a younger age, maybe even
Speaker 1: just sexually. Is there a chance or is it just
Speaker 1: completely impossible? Absolutely, that's all I want it.
Speaker 2: There's a chance.
Speaker 1: All I want it.
Speaker 2: I would just love to know what the I would
Speaker 2: love to know what the percentage is. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: always so fascinated in because with the disorders I was
Speaker 2: talking about, like schizophrenia, overwhelmingly genetic, Like ninety percent of
Speaker 2: all the accountability can be attributed to the genes. It's heritable,
Speaker 2: you know, your environment really doesn't play that much of
Speaker 2: a role in it. But other things it's more it's
Speaker 2: like right in the middle, it's like fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: So it seems I would like to know what it
Speaker 2: is for pedophilia, because then maybe we have a chance
Speaker 2: of bringing it down to like, I don't know, nineteen million.
Speaker 1: I have a who would you rather fuck?
Speaker 3: For you?
Speaker 2: Oh, please let them be adults.
Speaker 1: They are would you rather fuck oiler girl? Or hawk
Speaker 1: to a girl?
Speaker 2: Hawk two?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is there any reason?
Speaker 2: Just because I like that meme of her going hawk to.
Speaker 1: So uh Oiler's girl. By the way, I watched a
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I was talking like such a non
Speaker 1: hockey fan. I was telling telling Jen. Last night was
Speaker 1: Game seven of the Stanley Cup Playoffs or final files.
Speaker 1: It was the Edmonton Oilers Oilers Girl against the Florida Panthers.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. The Florida Panthers went up three
Speaker 1: games to nothing in a best of seven and the
Speaker 1: Oilers climb their way back to make it three. For
Speaker 1: a while, I never watch hockey. I don't give a
Speaker 1: shit about hockey at all. I don't understand it, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to see a game seven the last like
Speaker 1: cool intermission. I almost said period, Yes, exactly, period, You're right.
Speaker 1: I was. We were watching it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you see that? He fucking just skated up the field?
Speaker 1: I called it a field. At one point, Goalie made
Speaker 1: a save and I was like, look that block. Did
Speaker 1: you see that block he made there? I just sounded like, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, but it was a phenomenal game. Well. A
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, we never talked about this, but
Speaker 1: Euler's girl was big in the news, and that was
Speaker 1: because she flashed some of the best fake tits I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life in the stands of an
Speaker 1: Oilers game, and it went viral. Let's take a look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1: They're pretty good. They got pretty good jiggle to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she put out a you know, a little let
Speaker 1: you know who I am. Afterwards, I think, what do
Speaker 1: I care?
Speaker 2: She had.
Speaker 1: Awesome tits and a real and acute white trash face.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's a tractor or even cute. It's
Speaker 1: saying like, if you were going to fuck a white
Speaker 1: trash girl, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: If you were going to live in Iowa, that's a
Speaker 2: girl you'd want to have in your TWN.
Speaker 1: You know who. Taryn Manning on Orange is the new Black.
Speaker 1: If she fixed her teeth, she's white trash fuckable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally. Tarren Manning in real life. If she
Speaker 2: picked her teeth is white trash.
Speaker 1: Suckableler's girl, Oiler's girl. Okay, she's self identified. Okay, Oiler's girl.
Speaker 7: Actually my name is Kate. But here we are so
Speaker 7: long and hard. What I wanted to say to everybody.
Speaker 7: Anybody who knows me knows that I'm uh one of
Speaker 7: my favorite places right now, Uh.
Speaker 2: Where your dad killed himself.
Speaker 1: Just a week ago. He saw the video line got
Speaker 1: a snore, dad for those points of starts flippers. She goes,
Speaker 1: fuck you, dad. You I'm glad the rope broke and
Speaker 1: they couldn't put your body in the coffin. Yeah.
Speaker 2: For those of you just watching or just listening, she's
Speaker 2: uh sorry, she's under a bridge. She's under a bridge
Speaker 2: in the most broken ass town. Yeah, dude, I heard
Speaker 2: there's parts of Canada that are just like you. You
Speaker 2: would get them confused with parts of Delaware, which you
Speaker 2: and get confused with parts of Virginia, which you get
Speaker 2: confused with parts of West Virginia.
Speaker 1: You never watched. Sorry, you can save kittens. You've never
Speaker 1: watched Trailer Park Boys. Huh, good show. But it's Canadian?
Speaker 2: Is it in Canada?
Speaker 1: It's really stupid fun. It's like, get high and watch it.
Speaker 1: They're always just trying to find ways to like get
Speaker 1: hash and fucking drink beers and drive and stuff. It's
Speaker 1: cool sniff pussy, sniff pussies and such. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all white trash and that's all Canada. Let's see what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this looks like a lot of towns in Ohio
Speaker 2: and Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Is my favorite place?
Speaker 2: Got be good? Alright?
Speaker 7: Actually my name is Kate, but uh, here we are.
Speaker 7: So it's all long and hard about what I wanted.
Speaker 2: To say to everybody. Anybody should have wrote it down.
Speaker 1: Just let me knows that I'm.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite places right now.
Speaker 7: Uh come here to do thinking we'll call it.
Speaker 1: But what is she implying?
Speaker 2: She's here to fucking smoke weed? Maybe I smoke weed
Speaker 2: or get her pussy eight or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe it's a sexual thing. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what she was implying though, Okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's just gonna maybe she's gonna just that's a
Speaker 2: thinking means talk to her dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey dad, I'm still disgusted by you.
Speaker 3: Or I did be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: My favorite spot to thinking, we'll call it.
Speaker 7: But it's one of you could be the most perfect,
Speaker 7: godly fucking person in the world. You could save kittens
Speaker 7: from a river if they were drowning. Someone's still gonna
Speaker 7: hate you, So you know what. At the end of
Speaker 7: the day, I got drunk and with my tips out
Speaker 7: of an oilers game and they went viral.
Speaker 4: Fuck you if you don't like it.
Speaker 1: Who go there's some guy up top and a picnic
Speaker 1: on that old bridge with his fucking new girlfriend, and
Speaker 1: she says fuck.
Speaker 2: You, and then he and then what he's like, show
Speaker 2: me your tips, right?
Speaker 1: No, Then he fucking grabs itr by the throat and he.
Speaker 2: It's a oilless girl.
Speaker 1: As he goes oilers girl, jut me all revved up,
Speaker 1: and the girl goes.
Speaker 2: You better show me your brig not tonight.
Speaker 1: You're not all right. Jesus Christ would you rather, So
Speaker 1: we got Oilers girl with the awesome cans or Hawk
Speaker 1: two week Girl. Now, Hawk two week Girl is someone
Speaker 1: I don't know where they interviewed her maybe, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, here's the original
Speaker 1: interview with her, because it's been cut and memed and
Speaker 1: it's very funny. But yeah, how many is on your roster?
Speaker 2: There's only one?
Speaker 3: I want?
Speaker 1: I love you?
Speaker 6: Whatever.
Speaker 2: How do you get over a breakou?
Speaker 7: Only way to get over one is get under another
Speaker 7: min com web off the.
Speaker 1: Side, get the cob So she said, the only way
Speaker 1: to get over one is to get under another. Okay,
Speaker 1: funny line. And she said she wanted someone to knock
Speaker 1: the cob webs off this thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's dusty.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought it was her asshole all right.
Speaker 6: Other min com web off the sig.
Speaker 1: What's one movement man that makes the mago crazy every time?
Speaker 4: You got to give him that Hawk dude here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Right, guys like the Hawk too.
Speaker 1: I say this is a pretty fair who would you
Speaker 1: rather fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm picking Hawk Tua obviously.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go with Oiler's girl. And here's why
Speaker 1: because she looks like she does anal.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go with howk it so she speaks.
Speaker 1: The truth, but Hawk two is too sweet. Oilers girl
Speaker 1: looks like she's into consensual non consent?
Speaker 2: You know I did? I did? What is up with
Speaker 2: white trash girls and that kind of thing? I don't
Speaker 2: like that? White trash girls are about like knives and
Speaker 2: spitting and hitting and punching and pulling, and it's like
Speaker 2: why environment Yeah, yeah, they've been arrested in their development.
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