Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions assaps. Oh my god, Hi, Welcome
to spook Acalypse. I am your host n D M Devon,
not Devon. You call me that again, I will kill you.
I will kill insa kahm.
Speaker 2: We're doing Spook today.
Speaker 1: No does the spook?
Speaker 2: Yeah you said just welcome to Spook.
Speaker 1: Wait I did?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Am I fucking no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Ship?
Speaker 1: But the fuck? Oh god, I'm losing my mind. I
welcome to what.
Speaker 6: I haven't watched the stuff that we're supposed to be
reviewing this week. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: We're reviewing at the time of this record, reviewing a
game on Tuesday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know I haven't.
Speaker 1: Either, neither of I mean voyda. Hi, welcome to Void
and not Spook. Culab's wrong. Show different day. I am
your host and DM Devin. What's Papa? And today I'm
joined by the the the crew of the Cruel Sun.
Who are you people?
Speaker 6: Oh you're first.
Speaker 1: H yeah, No, the Easter Bunny.
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, okay, everyone, I'm in playing the role of Max.
Speaker 9: Let's see if I get to roll some dice this day.
Speaker 6: In a minute, we'll see him I don't know who
the fuck I'm playing today. It's a surprise for everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I Dakota, I'm playing myth.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm Jacob. I'm playing Freed.
Speaker 11: And my name is Tyler and I'm playing the role
of Tama.
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fucking James. I don't think he's on the server.
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on the server.
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Mint will be on the pillow. I accidentally just cut
myself with a razor. It was on my thumb. I
was playing with one of my so do you know
how they have like the eyebrow shaping like razors. Yeah,
I was playing with it, and now I have like
a little tiny baby like less than a an inch
teeny tiny? Uh trigger warning cut on my thumb. It's
not that big.
Speaker 1: You don't play with that. How about how about we
don't do that?
Speaker 6: How about you tell me what to do?
Speaker 8: You do? You do what you want?
Speaker 1: No, No, we shouldn't. God James is the intrusive thoughts.
I'm the ones. I don't do that, do it? Leah?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I was like, well, no, no, no, You're like no, no,
what I say?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: What I say?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Come back here?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: What say no?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh gosh.
Speaker 10: So this is the energy this show is given right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, she nifty is an icon legend and she's
my inner Grimlins.
Speaker 6: So Davie stabs that boy.
Speaker 10: Oh you watched it too.
Speaker 7: I watched like the first four episodes because my boyfriend's
niece is into the show, and so she watched a
little bit of it last night.
Speaker 1: We should talk about this show. Has been Hotel on
Spooker Clips one day. I mean it kind of is. Anyway,
it's about hell anyway, has been a Hotel watch on Amazon.
That's not sponsored, but if by Amazon if you're looking.
Speaker 6: Wish we were, though, But what happened last we found
an island or we didn't find an island? We have
reports of an island of rebellion and a way to
take down the bitch.
Speaker 1: M hopefully trying to find a rebellion to team up
with them to take down the bitch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, freed is I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Jacob
Freda is being a bitch baby and not of acknowledging
his feelings for his boyfriend.
Speaker 12: Well, he kind of has a bit of a problem
now since he has a new monthly visitor.
Speaker 7: Bitch, I have a monthly visitor every month too.
Speaker 1: But what.
Speaker 10: You have a difference between you and Freeda is free
as a guy.
Speaker 6: I mean, you think I want this, You think I
choose this, You think I chose to have a vagina.
Speaker 12: Oh lord, you think he wants to like turn into
a giant monster and murder everybody.
Speaker 6: How do you think it feels to have a period,
my guy?
Speaker 2: Giant?
Speaker 6: I mean, you turn into a monster and you want
to murder everybody. I'm giving you shit. I hope you
know that, Like, but no, yeah, you need turn into
you get your feelings hurt for no fucking reason. You
see a fucking leaf fall down, You're like, why is
life some short? Like it's fucking stupid?
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, he ooky spooky monster once or twice,
I'm not depending on the moon or a moon moon's
uh what else?
Speaker 2: Wh that was pretty much it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what about the other couple? What about the
other couple?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they got caught fucking in the library.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know if we got caught because we
weren't exactly arrested for it.
Speaker 7: No, you still got caught.
Speaker 6: Doesn't mean that you're going to be arrested. It's just
someone like they got their eyes on you, watching you.
You got caught in the act.
Speaker 1: A little halfling guy eye fall.
Speaker 6: But somebody's booty.
Speaker 1: Somebody's booty somebody or somebody's booty booties.
Speaker 6: And everywhere.
Speaker 1: I did say that. Y'all have twelve a twelve fleet,
twelve ships in your fleet outside of the Cruel Sun
and course, Punzel, you have people spies out gathering information.
You'll been taking ship causing.
Speaker 4: We also have a good amount of gold and platinum.
Speaker 6: Still we have a ton of that.
Speaker 1: You do you do have of that, and also the
backing of the of Mimas from the cosmon Dalia and
their funds as well. So you've been also you've been
staying at home base is the Dahlia currently as you
try to devise a plan to slowly overflow overthrow the Queen.
Queen sway and Rapunzel gave of course, gave word about
a island often about four to five day trip from
where you are at, about a rebellion who has successfully
ran out the ran out control of the of that
particular city on that island. They gained control back of
a major city, and you a puzzle things that we
should that you all should look into that to see
if a d them as well as them aiding y'all
and hopefully causing making a bigger rebellion to hopefully get
back to the Empire mainland to fuck a bitch up.
Six months of course, it's six months, six month skip
between uh, the beginning of the last episode. Yeah, that
was pretty much is is ground just the groundwork and play.
So today, okay, we pick up today with Davy addressing
to the crew and cruise, uh, the main crew of
the cruel Son as well as all the associated chips
that she has acquired about said mission to hunt down
this rebel group.
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought she was going to talk to her
main crew first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do that instead if you want.
Speaker 6: Okay, cool, a small meeting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we put everybody in the urban in office. Who
am I missing?
Speaker 4: Woop?
Speaker 1: Do do do? Where's Max?
Speaker 6: You're missing? You're missing?
Speaker 1: There is that everybody?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: I think Yeah, Tama Meth freed, Blenette, Max and Scarlett's
main party members and of course the rest of the crew.
Actually Blonnette probably would not be in here. But yeah,
but that's with the rest of the crew currently waiting
to hear from David because the rest of the crew
is Alvert is out there. So cool. You got everybody
here as far as the main the big members of
the the cruel son who.
Speaker 6: Right. So I just received a report that there is
an island's not too far from here.
Speaker 1: The island's name on said paper is known as bloom Haven.
Look in the campaign to maps and campaign to Yeah,
campaign to maps in the discord, Oh, basically all the information,
that's what I was doing in hence wildly.
Speaker 6: But does she know that information?
Speaker 1: Uh No? But the map is there as well, so
you could see the server. We could see the map
of the island and what used to be the borders
of nations and ship but that's the shape, that's the
main just to the island of the bloom Haven. Continue continue,
bloom Haven is the mission is the island that.
Speaker 6: There is a word of a rebellion against what I think.
It's a good idea to go check it out, but
I want to make sure that everybody else is on
the same page before we move forward, so that we
can you know, everybody knows what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: Basically, Rapunzel kind of chimes and she leans over and
she looks at you, Captain, she asks may as she
kind of just ushes to the map and has more information.
It has like a paper with more information and shit.
Speaker 6: So Rapunzel has more information on it. We're all going
to get a briefing of it.
Speaker 1: And she walks over next to Davy as she and
of course you had you guys have the map in
front of you, and she pulls out a little pen
and she puts the pen on the most furthest point
on the eastern coast of the island of loom Haven.
She says, this is the city of Pralas. Pralas is
what is not the capital of the of the island,
but it's one of the major cities that apparently there
is there is been word of a small rebellion that
has taken control of said major coastal city, and she
doesn't she goes into she doesn't having information on the
rebel group itself or who's in charge of it, or
how many people. She just knows that one of the
major cities was taken back from the Baron of the island,
who is known as Pim, who was appointed by snow
White some time ago, and this little rebel group has
taken start taken back of the major city as they
try to work their way out and work your work
their way through the Isler Island, as well as trying
to get people in other towns and cities to rebel
against the baron Baron pim As. So she points into
we'll probably be out four to five day trip from
here to across if we decide, if you all decide
to go, and she steps back and let's afford with
to Davy.
Speaker 6: Well, like I'm looking at everybody expectantly and like you
can't be the only ones fucking talking here.
Speaker 4: This is gonna step forward. Not doing anything would feel
like leaving a job half done. And it seems like
any part of that family holding any position of power,
it is destined for two. We might as well do
what we can, well we can.
Speaker 6: I feel like it gives us a chance to finish
what we started with her.
Speaker 1: Yet, Scarlet nods as she's looking at the map, and
she's like, I think I still might have informants and
on Krala set. I'm not sure if they're still currently there,
but I can send a I guess, send a message
and see if they can meet us. If we all
agree head there, they can meet us there. They can
take us into the city, sink us past the the
royal forces, the Empire's forces.
Speaker 8: They back steps forward. M hm, and he looks at
everyone there. When did you When did you lot become soldiers?
Speaker 6: When we acquired soldiers?
Speaker 8: No, no, you command soldiers, but none of you are soldiers.
Beside maybe meth you're on the run. You're we're in
one war already, a war of survival. You want to
enter a second.
Speaker 6: To be fair, she's in this position of power because
of something we did.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what you're running.
Speaker 8: You're safe here, and if you felt otherwise, you would
have left.
Speaker 6: By now, because we're pirates and we don't like being
locked in land and in a building for very long.
Speaker 8: So you're going to go to an island, get off
of your shit. A fight in a war? It forgive me, Captain,
It doesn't make sense. Why are you doing that. It'd
be one thing if you sent me and the rest
of your soldiers to try to help, but why would
the rest of you get involved?
Speaker 2: What do you have to gain.
Speaker 4: If I make Captain go ahead with looks to turn
up Max. You ask her power because we had the
power to put her there, which means everything she gains
now is nothing we couldn't handle before, and now we
are better and stronger.
Speaker 8: So I go to war, myth, because you're powerful.
Speaker 4: I'd go to war to fix the mistake that I made.
Speaker 8: And when someone else takes her place, someone worse, you'll
fix that one too.
Speaker 6: Are you okay with someone that's a tyrant taking innocent
lives and knowing that you could have done something about it?
Speaker 8: Yes, I am fine with a piot with a ruler
doing as they please. It's not my land. I have
no say it's an injustice. I don't deny it, but
it's not my home. But if this is what you
wish to do, Captain, I will not stand in your
way and I will fight beside you. I'm just curious
as to what your motivation is besides find justice.
Speaker 1: Almah Freed.
Speaker 11: Personally, I'm looking for a place and the only way
to get there is with the crew.
Speaker 8: Not necessarily. Wait, you're looking for a place to settle,
or you're looking for somewhere.
Speaker 11: In particular, I'm looking for a place that's really hard
to get to.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have a business, and I take it back
fair enough.
Speaker 8: Looking.
Speaker 10: Look, I'm a different.
Speaker 1: Go ahead chackain.
Speaker 12: I'm sticking by the captain no matter what, and I'm
just still and I'm trying to But aside from that,
I'm trying to figure out how to solve my other problem.
So I don't really care what we do at this point.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I'll still committed my objection.
Speaker 6: Plus, there's a big amount of treasure that's underneath her
throne that we never got the chance to take the
last time.
Speaker 1: And her buns of times in repubblic kind of chimes in, yes,
the treasure from her current ruling, well the one from
before her stepmother, as well as everything he is acquired.
Speaker 6: See, there might be some powerful things that we can
get to help.
Speaker 8: Though, Oh that makes sense. We're not going to liberate them.
We're going to kill someone and rob them blind afterwards.
Speaker 6: I mean, what else do pirates do?
Speaker 8: Well, that makes sense. Pirates going to war and pretending
to be soldiers didn't. But wanting to rob a country
when it's down and burning, I can get behind that. Well,
I can't accept it.
Speaker 1: And then Scarlet chimes and she's like, well, and if
we liberate a bunch of people in the process of
getting riches and whatever else, that's just added bonus to me.
Speaker 6: See, it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 8: Well, you're going to liberate them, but if you take
everything in the treasury, they're going to be left with nothing.
Speaker 2: Besides, aren't ruins for a home.
Speaker 8: But it's a hell of a compelling argument to get
them to join your crew.
Speaker 6: If it was really for them, then why is it
in the treasury and not amongst the people to use?
Speaker 2: Zach. Commoners know how to spend their treasury.
Speaker 8: Every common envi I've mat only cares about two things,
healthy children and I quit.
Speaker 2: You forgive me, Captain.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry for bringing this up, Mum, I'm just concerned.
Speaker 1: Girl like kind of GIRLA kind of looks narrowed eyed
at Max. We never even I don't think any of
us even asked, where did you come from? Where do
you originally? Where did.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where did you come from? Where are you from?
Speaker 8: I ignore her completely.
Speaker 1: Game recognizes game because Scarlett has been doing the same things.
A game recognizes game.
Speaker 8: Oh you know what, I take it back, I don't
ignore I look at her first.
Speaker 13: Bitch Free just goes, oh is it our turning towards
the captain.
Speaker 1: She drops it.
Speaker 6: So we're all in agreeance. Then we all have something
to gain from this.
Speaker 1: I say, we're looking for my lost soldiers, also Rapunzel,
lost soldiers, treasure knowledge. She looks over the freed. I
mean she has access to a whole library that's that
has knowledge from all over the place. So you might
be able to find something that can help both to
view especially you too, and looks over to Tama and
as you as well. Because our whole vault of maps,
places that people have seen and people and places that
people have not seen been too secluded places.
Speaker 9: Captain, I have another question, this one.
Speaker 2: It won't be an objection. I just wish to know.
Speaker 8: Are we going as liberators were plundered both and I
will show no mercy on the battlefield. I just wanted
to know. Max shrugs, and he begins to leave the room.
Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on, We're not going to bad on
this island yet. We just can't go blindly into something
without knowing what's going to happen first.
Speaker 1: Onnzo says, exactly.
Speaker 8: So that is the nature of war.
Speaker 6: We're not even Oh yes, I agree, But even a
good soldier like you knows to gain information about the
enemies before going headfirst into something.
Speaker 8: From what you've told me, you all know a lot
about the enemy already.
Speaker 6: We don't know enough. We don't know what her next
plans are. It's better to be one step ahead of
her things. How she took advantage of us the first time.
I'd like to not let that happen again.
Speaker 1: And that who.
Speaker 2: You know where her you cut out? Do you know
where her castle is?
Speaker 6: I know where her kingdom is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know where the castle has You've been
in it, and.
Speaker 6: I've been in her castle, but the piece of people
that she has anymore. We don't know the type of
power she has gained since getting the throne. It's been
a good amount of time since then. There's a lot
of information that we do not know anymore or is outdated.
Speaker 8: I wasn't going to leave on my own, Captain. I
was just going to resume my training.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me know when you're ready, and once you
come up with a plan, show me where her castle is,
and if you know what room she sleeps in, I'll.
Speaker 9: Kill her in the night before she.
Speaker 2: Waits prob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 8: Max leaves shave and he goes back to his training.
Speaker 6: Oh that thing that I rolled, Devin, that's how many days?
Speaker 1: How many days since?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Look look at the name on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's how many days?
Speaker 6: How many days he stays there? Oh, it doesn't have
to be total, like because like if it's through I
don't know, if it's through time and space, it's just
through through space, then it's thirty seven days, unless you
want to do it a different way, like less than
twenty days. And then I roll the d twenty.
Speaker 1: Days that he's there. What do you mean like in
the oh that where he's at currently.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I want to do.
Speaker 6: It less than twenty mm hmmm because I just wrote
a D hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's fine, it's fine, Okay, So we'll say so,
we'll say, since you're playing him today.
Speaker 6: Since he disappeared, so how long has he been gone?
Like an like a month or so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll say thirty seven days it has been. It's
been a little over a month since he's been gone.
Speaker 6: Okay, then, yeah, he should be back anytime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should be back. He will be back.
Speaker 6: They're like, what the fuck have you been? I've been
on this ship?
Speaker 1: Okay? As after max Lee's the Puns is like, isn't
he a live one? So Scarlet's like.
Speaker 2: So mm hmm.
Speaker 1: The plan is to do some digging on this Reuble group.
Who do you want to who's going? Who do would
you like to go? Hello?
Speaker 6: Who do I want to go?
Speaker 1: Yes? Who would you? Who do you want? Who's all
who's all going? Or who would you like to go?
Speaker 4: Davy?
Speaker 1: You Tama like who, like, what's the crew that you
would like to send?
Speaker 6: Or I'm assuming like the whole crew is going to
be going unless they.
Speaker 1: Don't the whole crew of that. But she's asking the
whole crew of the main ship. Are you sending one
of the one of the other twelve.
Speaker 6: Kids, send maybe one ship ahead and then we could
go right to after.
Speaker 1: Scarlett nons like, well, then it makes sense to send
send I mean the crew of the cruel Sun. I
mean it makes sense to send for us to go.
She looks at the captain. Except for you, Captain David,
I think it'd be better if you stayed back with
the rest, have us handle it instead of putting you
at risk. She is she kind of just she kind
of just bous. Now I recept my boundary, just staying
from a you're a captain of a very large fleet.
It makes sense.
Speaker 6: Uh makes sense, I guess.
Speaker 1: And she looks over the Davy. Now Davy freed and
I mean Freed can he's the first made after all,
who's the person behind? Okay, over at the table. If
the first may is is out of commission, who's the
captain then the.
Speaker 9: First time the navigator or the.
Speaker 6: First mate. I mean if not, then it'll be then
it'd be.
Speaker 1: Scarlet scarlet Okay, okay, cool? Yeah, great, Well the that
while I think I was this double checking of knowledge.
She's like, Freak can captain the ship, and if she can't,
she looks, she kind of thinks to herself, I know
a new moon is coming, and in the time of that,
I could bring the ship for that short time.
Speaker 2: That three.
Speaker 1: Yes, She's like, Free can be the captain of the ship.
And during that new moon, she'll obviously take the spot
of that, so the ship will be covered between you
and her, and she'll be technically the first mate quote
unquote on the ship itself, while you be the captain,
since you're the currently the first mate to Davey.
Speaker 10: Free just gives her the thumbs up.
Speaker 1: Works for me, and I'd be sending reports back as
well via Raven, so you will see you will be
updated on the situation at hand.
Speaker 6: Say that one more time.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, uh, she says, and of course you will
be updated on this situation if anything arises.
Speaker 6: Great sounds good. Don't that's any holes you're blown into
my ship.
Speaker 1: Scarlett slowly turns over to Freed.
Speaker 10: Don't look at me, not the reason they get blown there.
Speaker 1: I mean, weren't you the She's like, weren't you the captain?
And the one time that there was a whole sea
monster bit the ship.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I'm not the one who found Yeah, but
I'm not the one who sailed us into the sea monster.
Speaker 4: Don't forget Scarlet. He was also the captain during the
time in which he tried to start a mutiny.
Speaker 1: Who oh oh not the mutiny bit.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so Freed like got that actually annoys the fuck
out of Freed, and he lets out of a very
deep growl.
Speaker 6: I keep going, then, you guys don't have any more
time to waste.
Speaker 1: I I captain. As Scarlet Salius makes her way out
of the room, did you did you?
Speaker 10: Freed walks follows her out, and as he's walking, he
just he just mutters, yeah, mute me in my foot,
up your ass.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm pretty tamper.
Speaker 1: Okay mmmm okay. So as everyone walks, as anyone's staying
back in the room with Davey or is everyone walking.
Speaker 11: Out walking out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, no, are you walking out? You're staying in.
Speaker 4: I'll follow up, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So everyone follows out except for a punzel in course,
Davy in Uh tiff roll me a D twenty.
Speaker 4: Real quick.
Speaker 1: Right D twenty Yes at d twenty.
Speaker 6: Sixteen, my friend cool cool.
Speaker 1: So as everyone walks out, freed and scarlets and you
both of the first ones out. You look over to
the bar and of course you see Blannette, but you
also see Ensa sitting next to him drink, having a drink. Now, granted,
this is the first time y'all have seen him over
a month, a little over a month now that he's
been mia and Blenett's like trying to talk to him.
It's like, where have you been? Saying that, Yeah, Blenett's like,
where have you been? It's been. He's counting on his hand,
thirty some days over a month on the ship, on
the ship, we've where we've been up and down that ship.
Someone would have saw, you know.
Speaker 6: My way around that ship, probably better than you.
Speaker 5: But if.
Speaker 6: You don't see me on the ship, I'm usually in
here in one.
Speaker 14: Of the rooms.
Speaker 1: Confusion is all over his face.
Speaker 6: And one of the rooms, one of the rooms, it
looks like, gosh, it looks similar to like the castle.
Speaker 1: Ah ah, got it? Got it?
Speaker 6: So like he just chills out there sometimes.
Speaker 1: Got it? Yeah. Everyone else walks out and you see
in it's a saying staying there, hey, stop saying and saying,
is there.
Speaker 6: That's okay, that's not his name either.
Speaker 1: He know it's not his wroll day either, but he
by everyone the crew knows him as saying.
Speaker 6: You know what, I'll do this. I'll do this, Oh
not manage a manage. I don't want to go over here.
I want to change the character's name.
Speaker 8: How about that?
Speaker 11: Can I do that?
Speaker 6: Can I do that?
Speaker 2: I can? H all right?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Everyone, y'all walk out and you see saying there first
time in over a month? Work does they won't have
any reaction and anything they want to say about the
fellow crewmember that they haven't seen in over a month.
Speaker 2: I have no idea who that is?
Speaker 4: Can I us some mountain? See if he's lying?
Speaker 6: I don't even know who you are?
Speaker 1: You are of you will?
Speaker 10: We haven't met yet, un Clinton, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Tama.
Speaker 4: As in.
Speaker 1: Any reaction from tom Adol.
Speaker 11: Of any crew member in particular.
Speaker 1: About inst being back after being gone for a month
over a month or m I a from out of
no one's been able to find him.
Speaker 11: Okay, So as a refresher, they showed up back on
the ship after the bean stock fell.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, and it came and they were here initially
when y'all first came to do the Dahlia. And he's
been here pretty he's been here since, but within the
last month, a little over a month, he's been m
I A y'all have not seen any sight of him
at all. And then you walk out of the room
the office and he's sitting right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I'm thinking about giving them just a really hard side
eye and like, where have you been?
Speaker 6: Well, he does his gift side eye.
Speaker 2: You just suspicion.
Speaker 1: Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.
Speaker 6: Side I bomb inside eye, side.
Speaker 10: Eye criminal offensive.
Speaker 2: Freed.
Speaker 11: All right, the picture got updated.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say? No, Fred just that's weird.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he just he just barely even like acknowledges h saying.
It just sits next to Blenette and there's another drink.
Speaker 6: You know what roller perception check with advantage because it's smell.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you do that, do that?
Speaker 6: Oh fifteen great, a little bit of sulfur like sulfuric.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, not the sulfur.
Speaker 6: I mean that's where he was at.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's he scrunches up his nose.
Speaker 6: Androtten eggs like it just sells like rotten eggs.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 12: He scrunches up his nose and sneezes, and he just
looks at saying, just and just like take.
Speaker 6: A bath, consume tight.
Speaker 1: Yeah some okay. So for the remainder of this time,
Davy h Between Freedo and Davy, you all gather up
the crew of the Cruel Sun and you brief the
whole the rest of the crew on the four to
five day journey to said island of bloom Haven. Everyone's
on board. So as of right now for the ship,
Fred will be the captain, as Scarlet will be the
first mate, and with thanks to the training of Boffice,
Boffice and with the of course with the help of Scarlet,
of course, Boffice will be the navigator for the crew.
Since he's gotten pretty good for the last six months
he's been training really hard to being able to steer
the ship as well as his sense of his sense
of direction, so he's gotten pretty good. He's done several
trips by sea, buy him buy himself as a solo
naviga without Scarlett around and so on. So Scarlett has
faith he'll do fine. Of course she'll be there to
help him. Office will take basically Scarlett's spot. And we
jumped to the next morning. And the next morning, Oh
my god, my room. The people that I live with
are screaming, you dumb bitch. They're playing video games through
the plane, like teching or some ship. I hope the
mic isn't catching them screaming at each other.
Speaker 4: It is horrifically it is.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah makes sense, It's not great. So yeah, next morning,
everyone goes onto the ship. I do have the fullest
of the crew here on if you want that for
the ones who do have, because I think everyone has
access to it. I think, and it's the has all
the crew members names and what their jobs are or
the Cruel Sun. Okay, so everyone's on the ship except
for Blinnette and Free. Everyone's patiently waiting Freed. Mh you
and Blynnette are just now just now wake up in bed.
The sun is shining in and you two are sleeping.
You two are sleeping next to each other, killing and ship.
And then Blenette it's it's like hmm and then like
the thought comes into his brain. His eyes open just
like like crack sound. He's like he looks about the
sun he's like, I think we're late. He gets He
just jumps up and he starts running and getting stuff together.
We're late, We're late. They're already on the ship. Whoops,
and he stops. Whoops, you're the fucking captain and whoops.
No one's gonna take you seriously being late. On top
of that, everyone's gonna think you're gonna cause them uprising.
Speaker 12: And let them think what they want. And and besides,
we're not late.
Speaker 1: Okay, we all didn't. We all agree to be up there,
sun up. The sun's been up for at least hour
maybe two? Can you every one in the ship waiting?
So I was like, has anyone seen the captain? It
wasn't free Who's like no, mm hmm. We could leave them.
She kind of just says to herself. She looks, tell
me we can leave them.
Speaker 4: It could be planning another mutiny.
Speaker 1: That that's very true. That's very true.
Speaker 4: Man worships to care about now longer planning sessions.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, you're right, you're right. The tyranny of it all. Yes,
And Bonetsa's stuffing stuff in a bad I get and
he's like, how can you just lay there? Get up?
And he just kind of pushes freight off the bed.
Speaker 12: All right, all right, all freed stuff is still on
the ship. So he just pulls on his cloak and
just walk in, just starts leaving.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you go to pick up Caspian unless you
leave that on the ship. Unless you left that on
the ship.
Speaker 10: Caspian is on my tattoo.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that's right, that's right, your tattoo. He's
in the tattoo as you.
Speaker 6: Every time I hear Caspian, I think of a totally
different character. I know, huh, you're thinking of him too.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think of the pizza that I worked
the saying that too, all pictures for you, just throwing
around a big ass pizza.
Speaker 6: That's so funny. No different, I telling Devin, like different story.
There's there's someone who gets involved in Raised life and
his name is Caspian.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, as Buonette is rushing out and for you
do you follow, you get a weird feeling from Caspian.
Now Caspian. Now you haven't talked to Caspian, and a
hot ass minute you like you since Caspian's there and
he's communicates in a way, but you haven't actually like
communed with him, and your tattoo is having a giving
you a dull pain, so you can't get the senses.
Oh m hm hm hmm. He wants to, he wants
to again the feeling, he wants to have a little chat,
he wants he's trying to get my attention. But obviously
you can't do that right now. So you kind of
just like, I'll get to that as you make your
way to the to the ship and throughout the whole
that throughout all that, a dull pain does not go away.
It's constant. It's like that, oh god, how do I
how do I explain the dull pain? Like, oh my god?
Like earthritis? Oh word, like my elbow.
Speaker 8: So it's like a pain that doesn't get any worse,
but it doesn't get any better, and it's always there.
Speaker 1: It's just it's uncomfortable. It's at worst, it's uncomfortable and
kind of annoying, and you're just like, I want this stop.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 8: You ever have that painful numbness like when you're really
really asleep, Yeah, yeah, like that.
Speaker 9: It's just that constant numbing.
Speaker 2: Sensation that it does not let up. I don't drive
anybody crazy yeah.
Speaker 1: As you make it to the ship, Butnett gets on
the ship say I'm so sorry were late, and everyone's
just like, ah, finally and before you walk up to
the ship, freed, do you say anything when you get
on set chat to address the crew and eat in
any way.
Speaker 10: Or just I just say I just guys really say
sorry or late?
Speaker 8: We're help?
Speaker 1: I got held up, Parlett Marrow's eyes held up. Didn't
we agree to be here when it's sun up? It's
been son has been up for over an hour. Captain
telts her head.
Speaker 10: Yes, well, yes, while I was working on something.
Speaker 15: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 8: Crew whispers something or someone.
Speaker 1: Has someone.
Speaker 6: That someone arrived with him.
Speaker 1: Oh and uh and so you uh saying you say
that and Briggs the te fling, one of the tee flings,
it's like that's hounds about right. He looks over the
blood at mm hm. As he goes back to getting
the ship ready, girls like, well, huh, go on, sorry.
Speaker 12: Anyway, let's get this sporty go, let's get this show
on the road cast off?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Do you want to take another hour? Do?
God knows what.
Speaker 8: I said?
Speaker 2: What I said?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, And the girls like you heard you heard
the the.
Speaker 9: Wolf Born, you heard the Fleabag.
Speaker 12: You heard the flea bag, you heard the mut So
this is a bit of a callback from mass effects.
But Free just narrows his eyes at Scarlett and says,
you heard the flea bag.
Speaker 16: Get uh huh like okay over the table, like he's
expecting you to say captain.
Speaker 2: Like right, oh oh.
Speaker 10: She's like, you know, let's let's let's let's take a
step back.
Speaker 12: Uh oh, there's a better way, It says, oh, fuck it,
that's captain flea Bag, Scarlet, captain flee Bag.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, And I vouched for you to be
in the Captain. Yeah, I'm sure did. And she turns
around and she starts and she walks over to down
the deck to do whatever it needs to be done,
help with the rest of the croup they needed helping anything,
as boss. This is at the wheel, ready to go.
He looks like a hero. He's posing in the light.
He's like, I'm ready for this board ready?
Speaker 10: Is he like staring off into the distance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's staring off in the distance at nothing at
the horizon.
Speaker 12: Free looks at him, like walks up next to him,
like looks at it, like at his face and looks
off in the distance and back at him.
Speaker 10: Like, what are you looking at?
Speaker 1: Adventure? Adventure captain.
Speaker 10: But we'll stop.
Speaker 8: We're here.
Speaker 10: We're here for pirrating, not adventuring.
Speaker 1: But parting comes with adventuring.
Speaker 10: Yeah, just keep telling yourself that anyway, you be ready
to cast off?
Speaker 1: Huh And after say tiff, mm hmm, what are you
gonna say?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: It was like, but that's what pirating is. Mm hmmm,
Like that's that's that's not how that works. Is that
how any of this works?
Speaker 1: And after a little bit, the ship does finally set sail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: What do you try to do?
Speaker 6: Just walk off?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to walk off? So you walk off
with that six and literally everyone sees you.
Speaker 6: I wasn't really trying this time around. I don't know,
just seeing if like anybody was gonna notice as I
slink away. I'm not trying to like sneak anywhere. Yeah, okay,
anyway off?
Speaker 1: Uh, Freed, what's your passive perception?
Speaker 2: Freed?
Speaker 6: Higher than a five?
Speaker 1: I hope it's a higher than a five?
Speaker 10: It's sixteen?
Speaker 1: Cool? As you're standing near office as the ship goes off,
you at the corner of your eye, you see a
ball of fur what looks to be a ball for
and a turn you know what. You hear a hiss.
You see a ball fer on the corner of your eye.
On the on the floor. You hear a hiss and
you look over. It's the cat Camela.
Speaker 8: Oh great, you're back.
Speaker 1: As she kind of tells your head gives you a
look like yeah, and what and what I never lost?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm bitch, and better watch yourself. I might just
eat you first when I go. When I monster out.
Speaker 1: Come and starts walking off. She pauses, turns back around,
looks up at you and and swipes her call at you,
and then she starts walking down the stairs.
Speaker 17: I'm just gonna growl like mm hmmm, I'm gonna eat
that cat one of these days.
Speaker 6: You're not gonna touch my cat. My cat, No, well,
yes I can't, but you're not gonna eat touch my cat.
Speaker 1: And the cat goes wherever and wherever saying's at and
the ship sets sail woo. So nothing eventful happens. Over
the next couple hours. The day goes by calm seas,
everything looks peachy, keene and great, beautiful weather, nice breeze,
y'all catch I.
Speaker 8: Challenged free to a fish. I challenge I challenged free
to a fish catching competition.
Speaker 1: A fish catching competition. Okay, how are you gonna how
are you gonna approach that? We'll play that out.
Speaker 8: So I'm waiting till one day when Freed's standing on deck,
just you know, being a useless mutt. I wanna watch
him as he messes with he just when he messes
with the Caspian. Uh, just walk up to him, look
at this at the never use that thing for anything useful?
Speaker 1: Uh oh h.
Speaker 12: H like uh Freak was just about to start, uh
like to commune with Caspian. And when he hears that
he doesn't. He doesn't even really like react. He just says,
I killed a crack in at the crew for.
Speaker 8: Months, so it's a glorified fork. H like like kind
of easy to hit a crack an there, big and slow.
You ever try fishing for something smaller?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I haven't been. I haven't had a chance.
Speaker 8: I look up, Max, looks around. I do now anchored
for the night. I got ten goals, says I can
outfish you.
Speaker 1: Oh huh.
Speaker 10: Shop how much gold do I have? M okay, well
all right, I'll take that bet.
Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of looking at what's what's happening here?
Speaker 8: Maxwell's Max Hol's up. Two fingers, two rules, No spell casting,
no magic to hold your breath, m no casting spells
of the fish, no magic to hold your breath.
Speaker 2: Those are the two rules.
Speaker 1: But uh, breed has water breathing because of cats being.
Speaker 8: That's fine, that's all right, they're gonna lose breathe.
Speaker 10: Oh all right, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Okay, So as the ship is sailing on the on
the seas, so you Max and Freed are gonna have
a fishing competition so you can catch the most fish?
Speaker 2: Right? Does yeah? Does time? I get in on that?
Speaker 1: Does Tom? I get on in on this?
Speaker 11: On a water breathing contest?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: On catching fish?
Speaker 11: No, not this time?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Had a good stop boy? Yes I will, I will.
I will take part in this.
Speaker 1: Cool. So, Tom, are you gonna be the You're gonna
be the the time tracker? I think get Tom in this.
Speaker 11: I thought you're gonna say it was like an impartial judge.
Speaker 1: Impartial that too. You keep you'll keep count, you'll help
Scarlet keep count of the fish caught.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: Uh. Scarlet comes up, She's like, okay, rules, the only
rules are no water breathing when it comes caused by magic. Right,
was that the only rule you gave?
Speaker 8: No no water breathing, No, no water breathing, no magical
water breathing.
Speaker 2: But huh, you're a pirate, learn how to lie.
Speaker 9: No magical water breathing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and no no casting spells at the fish.
Speaker 1: Got it? No casting spells of the fish and no
water breathing via magic.
Speaker 12: Otherwise, I thought we just established that freed can't really
help that because.
Speaker 1: Yes, well you're not. You're not catching cause that.
Speaker 8: You're you're a pirate, learn how to lie? Yeah, why
would a pirate play fair?
Speaker 1: On top of that, technically you're not breaking the rules
because you're not casting a spell for that.
Speaker 9: That's a feed That is also true and max to
know that.
Speaker 8: So why are you going to tell.
Speaker 1: Exactly tell them back that you could breathe out of water?
Girls like, girls like yes, so those are only rules
and conditions. Oh and please don't kill each other. She
looks all to all three of them. You're catching fish.
Speaker 6: Not murder, Like, I want a nice clean game.
Speaker 1: Exactly what game to feed?
Speaker 4: The crew.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day get a fish and
she pulls off a.
Speaker 8: Does does Davey give us any extra stipulations to getting
extra points on the ship.
Speaker 1: Dave's not on the ship. She didn't go, oh, free,
it's the captain.
Speaker 18: Currently, Oh, it's even better.
Speaker 1: Then everyone's like, oh, it's Max, gonna show up the captain.
Everyone's googling and augly as are working like oh. Secretly,
the crew is putting bets on who will get the
most ship out of the most fish out of the
three fun fact, the leading person is Max with anyway,
it's Max. It's Max. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
say what what freed would be in that standing, but
Max is the leading contender on the crew in her bet.
But the fish pool, if you will and scrub up,
pulls out a cloth. Okay, catch as mannyfish as you
can for the next I don't know what time would
she say? Thirty minutes quote unquote three minutes, hour.
Speaker 8: Ten to ten minutes, three minutes, minutes, three or four.
Speaker 1: Dives, ten minutes, four dives, ten minutes for per.
Speaker 8: Dive no, no, yeah, four ten minute.
Speaker 1: Dives four ten minutes. Dis you say, four to ten
minute dives. She raises up before she walks across the
ship for ten minute dives. Now, I'm assuming you all
would roll a survival track, right or in one handling.
Speaker 9: Athletics.
Speaker 8: I'm going to brute force this and try to roll athletics.
Can I justify it.
Speaker 1: Athletics because you gotta fight? Okay, we'll say to take
out the all of finding the fish. You guys are
in a spot that is lively with fish, and that's
what brought you. That's what brought this whole thing on.
So you're looking at yeah, yeah, and you see a
bunch of like jumping fish, fish, flying fish jumping out
of the water and ship, and that's what gave me
the idea to do it. You don't have to so
we don't have to roll about roll for finding fish. Okay.
I would say you can roll at a strength check athletics,
acrobatics or another role if you can justify it.
Speaker 2: I choose aerobatic.
Speaker 1: I choose athletics athletics for max.
Speaker 4: Why not survival.
Speaker 1: Survival You could do survive, You could do survival.
Speaker 9: My athletics is higher than my survival.
Speaker 4: M Well no, he just didn't list survival in the
when he just listed.
Speaker 1: So I was, yeah, I said, you can do any
of the strength checks or another one if you can
justify it and survival it makes sense. So you can
do survival or any strengths checks of any kind. So
I'm assuming myth will probably do survival. Uh yeah, survival, okay,
free athletics, athletics okay. So she's like, so, I guy
say four to ten minute dives, dive, first dive, and
she raises up a claw and she she waits for
a moment. No, everybody, you three roll me your check
athletics or survival.
Speaker 4: And I say something else first, Sure, go for it.
So I'm technically not casting a spell right now.
Speaker 11: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use my face presence, okay. To have any
creature within a ten foot cube of me have to
pass a DC saving throw against my warlock constitution, my
warlock bell saving with constitution. And I'm just gonna wait
until I'm in the middle of a school of fish.
I'm gonna charm the fish.
Speaker 1: You're gonna charm the fish.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna charm the fish. And they have a role
higher than an eighteen.
Speaker 8: I'm really surprised Cody, you didn't just hit me or
freed with slow because technically warfare game wearfair game if
the fish can't pat spells on.
Speaker 4: I actually don't think I have slow. I don't have that, however, so.
Speaker 18: Oh rady, well the way I do not have my
my my alright, Paul Bird, I am bear handing this.
You're bear handing this, okay, Yeah, I'm going sharpness.
Speaker 4: You don't have to roll for like each individual fish.
Speaker 1: We can roll as a as a whole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like an overall hole. And we say, like
a rough school of fish in a ten foot cube
would be yeah, amount of fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah there, we'll say about actually, let me roll that
real quick. So typical school of fish will say.
Speaker 4: Mmm and more or less these are going to be
tuna or a tuna like equivalent.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's gonna be like two or three.
Speaker 4: Then, however, they're charmed and will do as I say,
tuna swimming school.
Speaker 1: So in a typical school of fish that our tuna,
you have five hundred to five thousand fish roughly.
Speaker 10: That's a lot tuner and those things are huge.
Speaker 9: When it comes to you don't get all of them.
Speaker 8: He gets like two or three of them.
Speaker 4: However, that's all I need to control of school, if
not just a few.
Speaker 1: Okay, alrighty so roll me and you said they have
to roll a what save?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Hire the spell?
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter they passed it.
Speaker 1: No, I did not do it correctly. Don't count that one.
What's the what's what's what? What? What? What particular? Saving it?
Speaker 4: Oh? Constitution? Constitution, I'm pretty sure. To give me just
a second. I think most of that is con o
fay presence, no wisdom, wisdom?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, okay, that's fun. Oh oh that's not good.
Okay thirteen. So with the roles we have, we have
when when freaking Scarlett drops the clow for y'all to go,
y'all dive in m max with that thirty six? You get? God,
I mean, how many just are you?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 8: I'm not going for quantity, I'm going for quality. So
I'm going to try to pull up a hammerhead.
Speaker 1: Shart, a hammerhead shark.
Speaker 8: Okay, you know what catfish is?
Speaker 2: What you know what catfish noodling is?
Speaker 8: Where like you stick your hand in the catfish's mouth
and pull it to the surface.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I do that for the shark.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let me see. I'm gonna roll a
must I want to find the stats where a hammerhead
shark and then roll a strength saving thirty. See if
you get if they'll let you do that, Jesus Okay,
all right, so all right, so a strength save against
your athletics, it fails against that cent is obviously it fails.
Speaker 9: Hell yeah, I ripped that bitch to the surface.
Speaker 1: The Mexicos. You go looking for a hammer head shart free,
what are you going FORMM.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I don't have that ridiculous ass athletics.
Speaker 12: Uh buff, So I'm just gonna go for as many
tuna as I can, and I'm actually gonna use I'm
gonna use Caspian and I'm gonna throw it. I see
like there was a I could see there's a good
cluster of tuna.
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna throw it and I'm gonna see if
I can skew her several at a time with just Caspian.
Speaker 1: Alrighty with that twenty seven, let me find a Oh
remember we're gonna do do you one hundred?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, realistically, there's nonre's gonna be no where you're gonna
be able to skew r one hundred some fish we're
gonna do, I'd.
Speaker 10: Say, like Caspian is like standing and.
Speaker 6: Then just divide it by two.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, alright. Thirty three okay, cool. So
here's how it's gonna work. So after the first dive,
everyone's on the ship, everyone's waiting and freed. You see
a nice cluster of tuna and you throw summon Caspian.
The dull pain gets worse. It becomes painful pulling the
tatt When the tattoo comes off and you get Caspian
in your hand, like, it hurts. It hurts, hurts, like
oh fuck. And but you ignore that, and you throw
Caspian and you nail a bunch of the fish, and
you end up bringing back thirty three deesus size tuna
like pretty pitches thirty three tuna during that first dive.
Keep record, keep trying of all the fish you catch,
because I am not so freed thirty three tuna. So
far with.
Speaker 2: Myth.
Speaker 1: You went to a school of another cluster of tuna,
and they failed your wisdom. Save now you know as
far as how many you control, forty nine, divide that
by two. That's what.
Speaker 4: Twenty five. If we want to round.
Speaker 1: Or up twenty five. You convinced twenty five fish to
what jump out the.
Speaker 4: Boat with with the decent size? Is enough chunk of them?
I could have them divide a portion of the school
itself and bring it around to come to the boat.
Speaker 9: How do you get them into the boat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That what I would probably have to roll for, but
I'll say I'll stick with the uh, the twenty five
for now.
Speaker 1: All right, So the twenty five fish run up to
you send them towards the ship. You want to try
and get them onto said ship? You can roll me
a string an athletics athletics roll, or a strength check
straight straight strength, which everyone's better, or another role if
you can justify.
Speaker 4: It, I mean still survival.
Speaker 1: It food that is fair. Ill, so you can do
twenty two cool? So you yeah, you get the twenty five,
You get twenty five tuna onto the ship. Free goes
in first, and then you follow and laugh, not least Max.
You were going for a hammerhead chuck correct.
Speaker 9: Yep, the biggest shark I can find.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, Well that hammerhead you see you eye that
son of the bitch and you're like, I'm gonna get you,
and you swim over and without much of a fight.
The hammerhead tries to pile a fight, but when it's
thirteen compared to you thirty six, it's no match. So
you grab a hold of it, and what do do
you fling it out of the water onto the ship
or do you just carry it down?
Speaker 8: I stick my hand in its mouth, and I spin
and throw myself out of the water like at an
arc and onto the ship with the hammerhead.
Speaker 1: Damn okay. Everyone's like, Free comes up, myth comes up,
and everyone's like, where's Max? And then you come flying
out of the water with a god you have a
hammer head, and everyone's just like Jesus Christ, and you
land on the ship boom with this large hammerhead. Shark
and scarlet is just like a hammerhead.
Speaker 4: Really, the only.
Speaker 9: Counts that one.
Speaker 8: I pulled my hand out of his.
Speaker 9: Oh we're playing that game, all right? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Oh girls, like, uh okay, dive number two. Is everyone
doing the same plan?
Speaker 10: Yes, well so.
Speaker 4: I can't. So that was the one time thing.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: However, I will take James's idea, oh God, and give
Freed on the back, pat on the back as I
cast blindness and deafness, and.
Speaker 1: Do you cast blindness and deafness on freed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So he has to roll a con saving throw. Are
you're gonna be eat me at my eighteen?
Speaker 1: Roll me a con saving throw? Oh? That defteene? That
is that is a fail? What is blind and deafness.
Speaker 4: To blind and deafness? Is blind and deafinite foe use
one creature within range to make a con throw. If
it fails, it is either blind or deafened by your
choice for the duration, and the spell ends in a minute.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm assuming blind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: When he pats your back, freed, you are now blind
for a minute. Oh do you freak out or anything?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 10: Like when I go blind, I'm just like what the.
Speaker 14: Oh everyone's just like this is okay, we're gonna play
like this.
Speaker 10: Okay, I see how it is.
Speaker 1: And Scarlett gets in front of all three of y'all
second dive, go, well, okay, what is everyone's plan? Now?
What do you are you going for?
Speaker 8: Since apparently it's my numb it's by numbers and not
by weight.
Speaker 10: Oh I was just joking. I'm just child. I'm busting
your child's jeez.
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, no, no, this isn't character So so
Max is thinking, so this is by weight numbers, not
by weight. He's gonna dive as deep as he can
to try to find a whale Parka, how.
Speaker 1: About are you gonna put that on the god damn ship?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: No, no, he's gonna gather up all the things eating
the cark, all the crabs, and all.
Speaker 9: The under.
Speaker 1: Okay, did.
Speaker 8: Everything?
Speaker 1: Roll me a athletics, fuck Jesus Christ. Mm hmm okay,
myth what are you doing? What's your goal here in
this round?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cast spiritual weapon and make a really big net.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's such a good idea.
Speaker 2: I ate.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna make a net to throw out fish,
all right, I'm assuming you're gonna use survival.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll use like, you know, one of those really
big like trawling nets they throw out the back of
like beneficial boats, like one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's my survival.
Speaker 1: Okay, roll me a survival.
Speaker 4: Second. It is the nine.
Speaker 1: I'm nine. Okay, okay, all right? Are you aiming for
tuna any particular type of fish?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Same thing, uh freed.
Speaker 10: Okay, So what I'm going to do? Oh god, I.
Speaker 12: Have no hope of this working, but I'm gonna go ahead, Like,
uh so, what I'm gonna do is I'm going to
rely on.
Speaker 10: My sense of hearing. So when I jump in the water,
since I can't see ship, I'm gonna listen for the fish.
Speaker 1: You're gonna listen for.
Speaker 2: The fish, all right, I have advantage, Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 4: It comes a smell, but he also has a disadvantage
because he's blind.
Speaker 1: So it'd be a straight well I mean, because.
Speaker 10: If it was looking then yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 1: No, it's just to choose one. You have to choose one. Yeah, okay,
so now yeah, you still have advantage.
Speaker 4: No, because he would have advantage for the throwing attack
and then disadvantage for the throwing attack, which would just
roll straight advantage.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we're just I mean, we're just rolling
the perception to see if you could tell her fish
hard before we do the before we do the initial role.
So nineteen, when you go undernea, jump off the ship
and land in the water, as you're kind of and
you're listening, you do hear sound of fish to your
what you assume to be your left You don't know
how many fish you do hear some fish. Now, as
far as what you're going to do, as far as
the rules go, you do attack. You can go do
an attack roll or an athletics jack at disadvantage. Actually,
just stick with athletics. You do the athletics with disadvantage,
all right, seventeen seventeen? Alrighty, So what we're gonna do
with that fucking thirty two Max? You are going to
let's do a role twenty seven divide. You do get
down all the way down to the depths of the
ocean looking for a whale carcass as you as you
put it, you do find one, and you do find crabs, eels,
all the scavengers of the of the debt of the sea.
And you end up taking up fourteen fourteen creatures see life, crabs, crabs,
and a couple of eels. So you find so you
will take up ten crabs and like four eels. We'll
say that ten crabs and four yeels. Keep numbers, keep
keep your keep your fill, or keep your keep track
of everything, because we're doing a hunt with that one.
We're doing a d one hundred by two. So yeah,
fourteen bring that up. Uh myth you're old and nine, right,
for your survival. Yeah, okay, so that won't be you
bring back You will be bringing back three tuna mhm
and Freed. But that's seventeen and our first I'll call
hire low.
Speaker 4: Take it well?
Speaker 1: Okay? Cool? Alright, so that is gonna determine that you
will be bringing up four tuna. All right, so we
have along with the hammerhead shark. Max brings up ten
crabs and four yeels. Miss brings up whatever three tuna,
and Freed brings up four more tuna. Okay, and Scarlett
is walking up and down the side of that. She said, interesting,
interesting halls we have here, and their crew is all
talking amongst themselves. It's like, okay, we got two more rounds.
She raises, uh by now it's I would say, it
is what been more than a minute?
Speaker 15: Now?
Speaker 8: Yes, ten minutes, it's been twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: So you have your vision back? Freed now, and Scarlet
gets ready to do the next round. She raises up
the class.
Speaker 2: I summoned my to me.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I summoned my to me And as soon as
she says no.
Speaker 2: I jumped in.
Speaker 1: No. Cool. So again, what is everyone going today? We'll
start with Max? Max? What is what I'm going as
many as I can, as many tuna as you can. Okay,
roll me an athletics check twenty nine. Okay, we'll roll
that in a second. Myth. What are you going for?
Speaker 4: I'll stick with my nut your net.
Speaker 1: Roll me a survival twelve twelve better freed? What are
you doing?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 10: This is not a spell, it's an ability that Casping
gives me.
Speaker 15: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 10: I can speak aquatic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can talk to fish, great, mm hm.
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna call as many fish to me as possible.
Speaker 1: Okay, roll me. And when you're gonna what do you
plan on them doing? Just calling them over and then
killing them.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell them to jump onto the ship.
Speaker 2: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Okay, roll me a you call a bunch of fish
over and you're telling to jump on the ship. Roll
me persuasion so you can persuade them. So you go
in the middle of a school fish and you're like, hey,
I need you to jump on the ship's and but
and a good chuckle and d just look at you,
and they look at each other, and it just keeps
something on except for there will be a few that
will go. But it won't be if that was much.
It was much higher, girl, that would have been great.
So that all right, never going back up to We'll
do the scores now. So with Max, you are going
for your holburned again as many fish as possible with
that twenty nine.
Speaker 9: I'm also going to manifest.
Speaker 2: I'm also going to manifest echo.
Speaker 8: No, there's two of there's two of me in this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's two of you. Got it, got it?
Speaker 2: Got it.
Speaker 1: For those of you that are underwater, you do see
that he is using echo. No, this is a feature
of your class, right.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. I can see when he pops it, the
moment he pops it. Yeah, yeah, counter spell.
Speaker 1: It's not a spell the feature.
Speaker 4: Would it's still the okay because its supposed to spell.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I throw you the middle finger.
Speaker 9: What the fuck? I want to catch fourteen?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So with so whales little work with that roll D
one hundred and went not to buy by two because
there's two of you. Yeah, you only pull up fourteen
tuna from that. The tuna were extra slippery.
Speaker 8: That's all you coming now, Freedom myth have fucking butchered
their their numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Max pulls up fourteen fit fourteen tuna fish
over to.
Speaker 2: Myth.
Speaker 1: You rolled at twelve.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 1: You will throw up M three free ship three fish,
Regina and you m hmm. I just said okay, okay
and freed. You rolled the twelve on the persuasion trying
to talk to talk fish into doing it. So that
twelve for that you're going again called hire low well,
God high, So that is going to be. It was
better than the first ones. I will give it that.
Speaker 10: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: You're you're throwing up one fish, one fish. Listen to
you and jumped on the ship.
Speaker 11: Well fuck me, I guess, and.
Speaker 1: Of course keep track of this of the of your catch.
It's Carla kind of looks at looks at y'all as
y'all up, and kind of looks to the piles. All right,
last round, go big, and she raises up the cloth
and she drops it. Go what's everyone doing for this
last round?
Speaker 10: For the final round, I'm just gonna go ham.
Speaker 1: Go ham Okay, roll me a. I take it. You're
gonna you're gonna do what you did with the first
time is go through a school fish and kind of
just stab sab yeah, roll me ath athletics. Okay, too cool,
h Meth, what are you doing for this time?
Speaker 4: No, I'll use actually I'll use I'll use my hammer
and i'll use its ability the Zephyrian rage. Oh, I
will target a specific fish and I'll just like throw
it into a school of fish. So I don't know
how well I'll do that.
Speaker 2: And then they'll have to.
Speaker 4: Every fish within a thirty foot radius will have to
make a DC seventeen or they'll take two D ten damage.
Speaker 2: So what role.
Speaker 4: Uh con con with to beat a D seventeen?
Speaker 1: Con d see something? Con got it.
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: They got that one? Ooh, okay cool, and then we'll
get back to that. We'll do the role for that
of Max. What are you doing for this last round?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: Trailing behind? I need a big finish.
Speaker 8: I'm going to go looking for the biggest sea creature
that I can find.
Speaker 9: I don't care what it is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm letting the DM decide. How fuck does this get?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right? Roll me a, I mean I guess
rolled me in athletics. Okay, all right, going back up
to Freid twenty two, you're doing the stabby stab with
trident on tuna. We will do dute eighty six. Divide
that by two, that will be forty three. You pull
up no, yeah, forty yes, forty three, So you'd be
pulling up forty three ton onto the ship and that
is a lot, and that is your final round. That's
pretty good. Next up is myth. You are doing your
hammer correct yep, and with that not one and there's
a ship ton of fish that fail. Cohah, Actually with
that net one, I don't know. I don't know why
I clicked twice. You bring up twenty nine fish twenty.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You're not divided that by two because they got not
once you, guys, mud, the full number of fish that rolled.
Speaker 8: Be a marked lack of fish in this area.
Speaker 1: Really so and max year old a twenty eight? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yes, it all.
Speaker 1: High or low.
Speaker 5: Y lo.
Speaker 1: Okay. As you're going deep, deep into the waters to
look for the biggest fucking thing you can fucking find,
you see something huge at the bottom towards the bottom,
but you can only see the shape of it. You
can't see it clearly. You get closer, do you go closer?
Speaker 8: It doesn't doesn't move. It does move cool, I immediately
attack it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, all right, mhm. When you get closer to
your helm to attack it, that your you know what
you're gonna need. You're gonna you're gonna need to roll
an attack role for that. So twenty three yeah, oh
riany a twenty three? Where where are you? That's not
what I wanted? Mother freaking pumper Nickel.
Speaker 2: I hate that. You just fuck it started singing that.
Speaker 1: I did, I did ship. Where the fuck did it go?
I had that ship open to hold up? Ummm oh,
come on, huw's up? Okay? Uh, you rolled the twenty two,
twenty three, two, twenty three, twenty three hits, twenty three hits,
rolled me damage seventeen sometimes, okay. So as you hit
this thing, you start you see the size, uh the
finally the size of this creature and it's garganshuan.
Speaker 8: You hell yeah, you do do.
Speaker 1: The seventeen points of damage, but it doesn't really do much.
You just made it angry. And as this thing gets
closer to you, further off from the depths of the sea,
you see that it's a large garganshouan monstrosity of a
sea serpent.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna fight it. You're gonna fight I'm gonna
kill it too.
Speaker 15: M hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh you're gonna kill it. Okay, cool, cool, great.
Speaker 8: Exactly when Gona and my are gonna beat the ship
out of this thing?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool cool, cool, cool cool cool.
Speaker 4: I can see happening.
Speaker 1: Are you still down in the water.
Speaker 8: No, yeah, I'm assuming I went deep into the water, right,
Yeah you went.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you went a little deeper than than the other
two did. If you are still in the water, yeah,
you would notice that he's fighting something. Baby not getting
acause he's a lot deeper. You can see that he's there,
but you can't see what he's fighting. Well, you know,
is something big?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Watch markedly excited because also I don't have to breathe,
so I am good, okay, all right, cool cool great.
Breathing is a flashback problem, yes, okay, breathing is for
meat stacks, so to worry about something.
Speaker 1: So, in response to the attack you did on the sea,
serpent is going too rolled, as I'm assuming. If fourteen
does not hit you, it misses it looks it lunches
up for a bite and misses you.
Speaker 2: Just backing away, Okay, happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do turn back and forth.
Speaker 9: So Oh okay, wait.
Speaker 8: Wait, if that's the case, I need to make one, two, three,
four other attacks.
Speaker 1: Go for it then.
Speaker 8: And now again. I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking hit it again. Okay,
and I'm an actually surge to hit it three more times.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, that's my sun.
Speaker 1: Let me just some math D x D kill it.
Hold up.
Speaker 2: This weapon.
Speaker 1: I did give you this one, and I did and
you're right.
Speaker 14: Oh eighteen minus twenty one minus fourteen minus Jesus fucking
Crasi twenty twenty mm hmmmm mm hmmm mmmmm mmmmm.
Speaker 5: It is not dead.
Speaker 1: It is not dead yet. Uh, it is going to
go in for another. Oh what is it gonna do?
All right? Great? Cool, it's on going for another by attack.
It does a twenty three hit. Yeah cool, twenty three hits,
so that initial damage is going to be a five
D ten plus seven three points of piercing damage. Now,
roll me a m roll me a dick starity saving through.
I'm just gonna have for grappled.
Speaker 8: No, so they roll athletics and I roll athletics or acrobatics.
Speaker 1: Well, when this, when this creature bites you, the creature
that by its you have to roll decks. Are you
saving throat not get grappled by it?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 1: And you fail, so you are currently grappled by this
h yes, and it's going to try and swallow you.
Speaker 8: No, I'm gonna swim down his throat.
Speaker 19: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay cool, Okay, you're gonna stuss.
Speaker 9: Throat and and uh roll me up.
Speaker 1: Since you're gonna since you're gonna do that, roll me
a con save.
Speaker 8: Funny that fuck you.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, since we're already here, let's go ahead and
just do uh they at half that that would be
half of thirty one is what sick me sexy and
points of acid damage. All right, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 9: Is it my turn?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 1: For this term unleash incarnation at third level, you can
heighten your echos theory with whenever you take the attack action,
you can make one additional malay attack. Okay, you're gonna
lose this feature a number of times equals to the
calm modifire your choice, your gain, all.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great.
Speaker 1: Radio, oh god, okay, this is a great mat semester
and radiant consumption, lovely lovely, okay, cool beans.
Speaker 20: Mm hmmm mm hmmmm hmmm hm, Well go for it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna make the four attacks again. I'm assuming
with advantage because I'm inside of this thing and I
can't really miss.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 8: Yes, two, three, four, and those are all minus five
and I'm assuming they.
Speaker 9: Are still hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, they sure do. Gwen wrote me down ledge.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is with great weapon master.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, it's dead. You killed it, Jesus
fucking Christ, and you're over here telling me Freed's busted.
Speaker 9: Hey, yeah, he is. I had to work really hard
to build this.
Speaker 8: Oh what are Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you kill it?
Speaker 1: So you you go Die's throat, all hercules cutting off
as heave of the inside saw and you just rip
them the shreds from the inside out as you burrow
slash your way out.
Speaker 8: Yeah. This like a spinning fucking xeno warph. I'm assuming
I drive it to the surface, right, you can.
Speaker 1: Roll me an athletics check see if you can lift
it up to the surface, because this thing is gargantuan.
Speaker 10: Hell yeah that thirty seven?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got.
Speaker 8: While I'm like slicing in you know, slicing from its
stomach all the way up to him, just gonna drive
it to the surface with the course of my strike.
Speaker 1: She's fucking crazy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I hope the crew is on the deck and
they're fucking fay this ship.
Speaker 1: So the crew is on the deck and Scarlett's like,
Scarlett's waiting for Max to come up, and she's gotten
Tauma and saying to be the judge of said catch catches?
Speaker 9: Am I down there long enough?
Speaker 1: No, they're just like they're just scarlas, just like, do
do Max last? I'm sure he'll come up soon. And
she's kind of looking over and be like, where the
fuck is he? And we'll go through the catches and
with Max, so freed, Tama insane. You walk over to
Freed and his catch. Freed, what what have you caught?
Speaker 10: Eighty one tuna?
Speaker 1: Eighty one tuna? Saying in Toma, you do you see
that he caught eighty one tuna? Or you count eighty
one tuna? Because y'all are gonna be the judges. They'll
determine the winner.
Speaker 6: It's quantity by the amount of fish.
Speaker 1: Actually, we never and Charla's like, we actually never set
the rolls on of it.
Speaker 9: Was quantity or wait, we just started jumping in.
Speaker 1: They just started. She's like, they just started jumping in.
So I guess we'll you you'll three de size you three?
Will you two will decide on who won this with
the with what they caught, So you all are an
determine factor.
Speaker 9: The crew vote.
Speaker 1: Tom and saying a vote. So, yeah, you two see
the eighty one fish tuna, Jesus size tun. You walk
over to myth, myth, would you catch sixty sixty and
that was coming now with all tuna?
Speaker 4: Yes, cool, sixty two sixty.
Speaker 1: Tuna and then eighty one tuna? Y'all Tom, do you
say y'all talk to each other?
Speaker 11: So we're deliberating on whether we should do it based
on quantity.
Speaker 1: Yeah. For wait, okay, how y'all should do it because
they never made the rules because they all, the three
of them kind of jumped in before y'all can inside
the rules.
Speaker 11: I think in the event of a tie in quantity,
then we'll do it based on weight. So if someone
has like fifty fish total and then someone else also
has fifty fish, then we'll wave them.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, sure you do it that way.
Speaker 1: As you look at the two piles of fish, and
then you look over to Max's and Scarlett looks over
where is he? She's like hanging over the edge as
she looks over, and then that's when Max will come up.
She sees like the great, like the black, like the
dark shape coming coming out of the water. Do you
bring up? I'm assuming you don't bring up the whole
fucking thing, because that thing is enormous.
Speaker 9: Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: You're gonna bring down the whole fucking ship.
Speaker 9: That's not my concern at the moment.
Speaker 1: I want to win, Okay, cool, So you bring up.
So you fly up like you are, and Scarlet looks
over and you see a large head of a sea
serpent from blasting out the water, and she's like Jesus,
She's like by the gods. And everyone starts freaking the
fuck out as you start trying to bring it onto
the ship, and everyone just.
Speaker 8: Like God, they think it's attacking the ship.
Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, Scarlet and some of the crewmers that are
trying are casting maagine, trying to keep the trying to
keep the sea serpent off from landing on the ship,
because this thing is gargantuan.
Speaker 1: If it lands on the ship, it's taking the ship down.
This thing is fucking huge. So with okay, Freed, I
mean you're on the ship too, so I'm assuming the
captain would be with his currow trying to keep this
thing off the ship, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, roll me I do?
Speaker 1: Uh actually, now I'll do it high or low?
Speaker 4: Oh god?
Speaker 10: Yeah for that high?
Speaker 4: Fuck you?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, well that's the casting blindness on me, dick.
Speaker 7: You're pirates to try to do a competition.
Speaker 6: You really think that they're gonna play fair?
Speaker 1: That's fair?
Speaker 10: And do you really think I'm not to be petty
about it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I'm still a pirate, so I'm gonna be
as petty about it as I want.
Speaker 4: And it makes you lose. Your petty makes you suffer.
Mine makes me win.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 4: God, actually I'm still probably gonna lose.
Speaker 10: But yeah, you're actually you're actually dead all of this
turned out?
Speaker 1: Do you literally put this on the ship?
Speaker 2: How do you put it on the No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: No, no, So I'm I'm I'm I'm inside of it,
pushing it up to the third right yeah yeah, right, yeah,
I'm still spinning. I'm still spin the winning inside of
it and kill this thing.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 8: So as soon as I feel it. It bump into something,
which I assume is the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it bumps into the shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I I stop spinning to win, and I spin to
slice my way out of this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I split the head open once it lands on the ship,
and that is how.
Speaker 9: I make my entrant.
Speaker 1: Okay. So the sea serpent flares around as he is
spinning up it, and he in the sea rams the ship,
and its head and part of its neck kind of
land onto the deck of the ship, and the ship bobs,
so it's like kind of sinks into the water and
comes right back up as its head's just dead, and
you see something sharp come out of its neck, repload
the head and it cuts open and you see Max
fall out of its guts of his throat. Crew screaming going,
oh my god, the ship.
Speaker 9: Let me find just covered, just covered and gore.
Speaker 2: Did I win?
Speaker 1: Uh Tama and saying you you see Max come out
this sea sturp and that is partially on the ship,
And he asked do I win?
Speaker 8: A little delirious from the lack of oxygen and sea
serpent venom, but.
Speaker 1: And Scarlet's like the ship god Davies's fucking kill us.
And she looks over to saying and Tauma, well who
you see? And she points to his pile a bunch
of some tuna, crustaceans to what was your full load?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 8: Four eels, ten crabs, a couple of fourteen tuna, a
big hammer head sharp and now.
Speaker 1: And now a sea serpent corpse. Now let's role play
Sane and Tama deliberating. What's that information?
Speaker 21: And it's just like, how did I get roped into
this again? Sama, I don't remember agreeing to being.
Speaker 6: A judge.
Speaker 19: In this idiocracy?
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, so after seeing the sizable hole, I'm not
even sure if we can go based on just quantity anymore.
Speaker 1: They're saying, they're deliberating to the side in carriage like
mm hmmm, hmmm, mm hmm.
Speaker 6: I mean tom, It says like I want to give back,
do I reading?
Speaker 1: I didn't sign up for this ship.
Speaker 6: I didn't sign up for.
Speaker 11: This am I supposed to be here today?
Speaker 6: I don't even go here.
Speaker 1: And after a few minutes of deliberating.
Speaker 9: It's a three way tie.
Speaker 11: If I quand have to go by weight, how about
we do it based on whose fish last The longest
for food supply.
Speaker 6: Oh, so it's going to be a it's.
Speaker 11: Going to be a long time before we get an answer.
Speaker 6: Is it to be announced?
Speaker 4: Do you guys say that out loud?
Speaker 11: Yes? I was gonna say no.
Speaker 4: So I actually have a spell that makes my stuff
lasts longer. As you say that, I can, I'm gonna
find it again, me just a second, a longer.
Speaker 6: It's like how long it feeds them? It feeds the crew?
Speaker 4: If it uh, if it doesn't spoil?
Speaker 11: What if we went with variety of catch, because you're
gonna get bored eating tuna for several days in a row.
But that sea serpent, I don't know. If we've had
a sea serpent.
Speaker 1: You've had cracking.
Speaker 11: Cracking is worthy, but this sea serpent, we don't fucking know.
Speaker 6: Have I had.
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 11: Could be surprisingly sweet.
Speaker 10: Could be completely deadly?
Speaker 1: Has has sane?
Speaker 5: Have s surpent?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: I have not? Or I don't remember ever having sea serpent?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You have not? No, you don't, Okay, let me, Yeah,
you don't remember ever having caesarpent. You've had a lot
of weird things, but you don't. But you don't remember
Caesar being on that list.
Speaker 4: I think this freaking.
Speaker 6: To website is frozen for me? What World twenty is frozen?
Speaker 1: Same?
Speaker 6: I mean, if we're going by that, we obviously have
a winner, since two of them literally got the same thing.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just tallying up some damage to the ship.
Oh my god, there's a minor damn, there's some minor damage.
Speaker 9: What don't I shouldn't laugh at this? This is really funny.
Speaker 6: There's something really good. You're doing a really good job
of playing a good character, James.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: There is some minor damage done to the deck and
the side of the ship that the serpent is like
leaning on. Nothing detrimental, It's just it would just take
a like a like a day of the Air.
Speaker 4: Two defects, I cast, mending.
Speaker 1: Blending, cool, problem solved, problem solved.
Speaker 4: And that's a can trip.
Speaker 15: Yeah hm, so Scarlett, sorry, the only one winner?
Speaker 6: Tama.
Speaker 11: Okay, so who are we thinking of the winner?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: Are we going based off a variety wait or the
amount of time it takes to feed.
Speaker 5: The whole crew.
Speaker 11: Let's go with variety, gotcha?
Speaker 6: So two contestants only pulled up tuna and that's our
dear old captain.
Speaker 1: The Carlo walks over it's Max, isn't it.
Speaker 11: It's gonna have to be.
Speaker 6: Oh, well, I'm not gonna get punished for this.
Speaker 8: I have. I have long since passed out and unlocked
the oxygen.
Speaker 1: Jesus sucking Christ.
Speaker 6: Cogsworth is slapping him on the face, trying to.
Speaker 20: Wake him up.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm face down as uh you know what he slaps.
Speaker 1: Thats a bud cheet. Oh I, miss Cogsworth. Carl turns
around when is Max, and she starts looking at some
of the kirk. Can I get some help the get
this sea serpent off the ship?
Speaker 8: Please?
Speaker 1: You kind of carries over, we need to say, off
the ship before Davy kills us. And they start between
cutting up the serpent and then pushing it off and
then diving in and salvaging what they what meat they
can to put on said ship. Max Max is the
winner who cheer.
Speaker 9: They never gonna tell them, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: That could be a fun joke that would ever tells them.
Speaker 9: He just wakes up completely forgets.
Speaker 8: Actually yeah, when he wakes up, he has no idea
what happened.
Speaker 6: No, they don't say who the winner is.
Speaker 1: They don't tell you. They don't tell anyone who.
Speaker 6: Is no one knows.
Speaker 7: They're like, yeah, so we have a.
Speaker 1: Winner, like the idea. You two are like yeah, yeah,
no winner, And I was like, who is it?
Speaker 6: We just walk away?
Speaker 9: Who is it?
Speaker 8: That's drop the sails immediately start giving orders?
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty much, Uh, Grazinka, time to get out of
this place.
Speaker 1: He looks over the captain freed.
Speaker 6: It's just bumps away.
Speaker 9: When I wake up. Do you convince me that I
owe you tangled? Yes?
Speaker 8: Okay, roll for it, right, Devin.
Speaker 4: Uh, I give him advantage.
Speaker 10: That's the old persuasion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh fine, my gosh.
Speaker 8: I give I give free ten gold and tell him
and apologize. I fell asleep during the competition. I'm assuming
he feeds me a load of bullshit about what.
Speaker 10: Happened, do you Freid?
Speaker 12: Oh yes, so yeah, you did very well. You tried
very you charge your best, but you know you came
very close. But in the end the winner was quite clear.
Speaker 9: Fucking free. In the end, I gotta seize her.
Speaker 12: Uh No, when he falls, like when you fall asleep,
I have the crew push it over the edge because
we're not gonna be able to haul this damn thing.
Speaker 1: Well, no, we can cut it up and yeah, take
what take what we can, take what they can, and
then leave the rest for whatever bottom dwellers in the ocean.
Speaker 6: This see do I have message?
Speaker 1: Do you have a message?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna see if I can, uh prepare right, let
me see.
Speaker 1: Who you're trying to message?
Speaker 6: Hell, yeah I can, okay, So I'm just gonna message.
I'm gonna message. Uh what's her face? Rapunzel?
Speaker 1: Uh huh be like.
Speaker 19: There's a giant ass dead sea servants for salvaging because
the idiots wanted to go hunting. You can't take it all?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: I really hope the conversation goes like the Rapunzel's just
Max and saying, then whatever the stake boys?
Speaker 4: Just Max.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, literally, and she replies back Max question Mark,
mm hmmmm mmm, he's here.
Speaker 6: You're gonna put no no like like uh saying, goes
Max Freed and uh, oh gosh, what's the cody? What
the heck is your character's name? Myth myth Jesus Christ
for some reason like that one just always it's just
like Max Freed and myth.
Speaker 1: M chice sigh. Does she lets you know that when
they pass through, they'll take whatever's laugh of it they'll
take a chunk of it as well when they pass by,
because they're not too far behind you. When they get
there anyway, if it's still.
Speaker 6: There, they're gonna see that floating seas they're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, what the yeah, and then we're gonna jump to.
Speaker 10: Later on the night.
Speaker 1: You all are still continue with sailing and.
Speaker 5: Moving.
Speaker 1: All the fish, crab, eel, and parts of the seas are.
But you took and you put it into the little
God I can't remember what that plate that area is called.
It in the bottom of the ship, the whole Yeah,
the hold you stick it in there. It's cold. It
helps keep the fish and everything to get everything.
Speaker 4: It cast a spell that allows me to prevent food
from stuff from decaying for an extra ten days work.
Speaker 1: So you do that, you step it on there, and
as that happens, it starts becoming night.
Speaker 9: When I worked up for chow.
Speaker 8: At the chow, I'm just talking with them, the crew members,
telling them how I had this crazy ass dream that
I thought a sea serpent from the inside.
Speaker 9: I must be going crazy.
Speaker 1: As you're thinking that, freed, where are you at.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: No, I'm telling one of the other crew members that
I've dreamt I had a sea serpent and.
Speaker 1: One of the you and you're you're talking to Malcolm,
Malcolm about it. Malcome. Malcolm's like you did.
Speaker 6: Malcolm just along with it, Like Max, oh yeah, sure,
you crazy.
Speaker 7: Why don't you tell me all about this dream that
you go so amazing, so great?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 9: The damage to the He doesn't know why, he just
told him to do it.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, sure And as he is doing that, freed,
you would you be on on the deck or underneath,
under the or in the one of the room, the
captain's quarters. Where would you be?
Speaker 2: I'm just on the deck.
Speaker 10: I'm just watching.
Speaker 1: Okay. See see you see the sun going down, and
you get a feeling, a feeling that's very familiar, and
you look up and you don't see the moon.
Speaker 4: Because the new moon.
Speaker 1: You don't see the moon right right right, Yeah, there's
no moon in the sky, and you feel yourself turning,
starting to turn. And that's what we're ending today's episode.
Catch us next time as we find out.
Speaker 6: Oh wait what.
Speaker 1: You go nowhere? You poop, you poof and you poof back.
Speaker 6: No, we just I feel like staying today.
Speaker 1: That's that's their as on deck it starts turning, so yes,
catches next time as you find out what will Max
do next. That's far on the levels of buffoonery. Well
free kill everybody. Bye out next time, Bye bye everyone,
And I'm not leaving this time. I am actually going
to properly close out.
Speaker 6: Craig, hold on, I'm watching it. I gotta make sure