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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that's of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Got some fun facts for you today. You think the

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<v Speaker 2>most famous guy in the Federal Witness Protection Program is

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<v Speaker 2>Henry Hill because of the movie Goodfellas. It's probably, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's the only guy I know off the

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<v Speaker 2>top of my head that's in the Federal Witness Protection

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<v Speaker 2>program or was put in that because he was a mobster, right,

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<v Speaker 2>talked about it, Yeah, yeah, and then he talked about it.

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<v Speaker 2>More than nineteen thousand people have been relocated with the

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<v Speaker 2>US Federal Witness Protection Program. Not a single one of

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<v Speaker 2>them has been tracked down by the criminals they were

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<v Speaker 2>hiding from. Yeah, you know what, that's another point, like

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<v Speaker 2>this funny. There's plenty of people that will not believe

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<v Speaker 2>anything that the US federal government will tell us. But

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<v Speaker 2>they claim that when they say they scrub you and

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<v Speaker 2>they give you a new identity and they move you

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<v Speaker 2>out in the middle of nowhere, they say that you

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<v Speaker 2>are a lock to be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you still got your head on the whole

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<v Speaker 1>rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, every time you went to the grocery store,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be freaking out high. Hell, good morning, Rod, good

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<v Speaker 2>to see you, bro. You could fit sixty three earths

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<v Speaker 2>inside uranus. Wow? Sorry, can we still have fun here?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a real that's a real fun fact. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>whether you find it whenever, whether or not you find

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<v Speaker 2>it wrong, funny is on you. Sixty three earths fit

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<v Speaker 2>inside uranus. Wow? Not quite as big as I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>The final fun fact for you today, only two football

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<v Speaker 2>players have ever worn a triple digit number. That's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a kicker at the was a kicker at

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<v Speaker 2>the University of Kansas, old Bill Bell. Everybody remembers Bill Bell.

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<v Speaker 2>He wore the number one hundred and nineteen sixty nine

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<v Speaker 2>ont of the one hundredth anniversary of college football. And

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<v Speaker 2>then there was another kicker. So only two football players,

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<v Speaker 2>and they happened to both be kickers. Kicker at West

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<v Speaker 2>Virginia University, Old Chuck Kinder, Oh, Chuck Kinder, wore the

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<v Speaker 2>number one hundred in nineteen sixty three for the state's centennial.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's the fuck that. To the day we make

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<v Speaker 1>you look smart in front of your body's it's the

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<v Speaker 1>fun that to the day