Speaker 1: It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you
Speaker 1: look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck
Speaker 1: that's of the day.
Speaker 2: Got some fun facts for you today. You think the
Speaker 2: most famous guy in the Federal Witness Protection Program is
Speaker 2: Henry Hill because of the movie Goodfellas. It's probably, like,
Speaker 2: I mean, he's the only guy I know off the
Speaker 2: top of my head that's in the Federal Witness Protection
Speaker 2: program or was put in that because he was a mobster, right,
Speaker 2: talked about it, Yeah, yeah, and then he talked about it.
Speaker 2: More than nineteen thousand people have been relocated with the
Speaker 2: US Federal Witness Protection Program. Not a single one of
Speaker 2: them has been tracked down by the criminals they were
Speaker 2: hiding from. Yeah, you know what, that's another point, like
Speaker 2: this funny. There's plenty of people that will not believe
Speaker 2: anything that the US federal government will tell us. But
Speaker 2: they claim that when they say they scrub you and
Speaker 2: they give you a new identity and they move you
Speaker 2: out in the middle of nowhere, they say that you
Speaker 2: are a lock to be safe.
Speaker 1: You know, you still got your head on the whole
Speaker 1: rest of your life.
Speaker 2: I know, every time you went to the grocery store,
Speaker 2: you'd be freaking out high. Hell, good morning, Rod, good
Speaker 2: to see you, bro. You could fit sixty three earths
Speaker 2: inside uranus. Wow? Sorry, can we still have fun here?
Speaker 2: That's a real that's a real fun fact. I mean,
Speaker 2: whether you find it whenever, whether or not you find
Speaker 2: it wrong, funny is on you. Sixty three earths fit
Speaker 2: inside uranus. Wow? Not quite as big as I thought.
Speaker 2: The final fun fact for you today, only two football
Speaker 2: players have ever worn a triple digit number. That's neat.
Speaker 2: There was a kicker at the was a kicker at
Speaker 2: the University of Kansas, old Bill Bell. Everybody remembers Bill Bell.
Speaker 2: He wore the number one hundred and nineteen sixty nine
Speaker 2: ont of the one hundredth anniversary of college football. And
Speaker 2: then there was another kicker. So only two football players,
Speaker 2: and they happened to both be kickers. Kicker at West
Speaker 2: Virginia University, Old Chuck Kinder, Oh, Chuck Kinder, wore the
Speaker 2: number one hundred in nineteen sixty three for the state's centennial.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's the fuck that. To the day we make
Speaker 1: you look smart in front of your body's it's the
Speaker 1: fun that to the day