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Speaker 1: Yeah, get into patties, man. I went to that a
Speaker 1: wine tasting last Saturday over there.
Speaker 2: Wo. We've been having those every Saturday during the summer
Speaker 2: from one to four on Saturdays. Donnie was getting a
Speaker 2: little bit wild out there.
Speaker 1: Ah, speaking about Patties. Yeah, if you haven't been to
Speaker 1: Patties Meets, you need to stop by that. They've been
Speaker 1: in business for what like forty years now?
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Speaker 2: form see you this weekend, Petties. How about the seeing
Speaker 2: a little bit Patties? How about those Lake Mary All Stars?
Speaker 2: Huh oh you heard about that? Oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: heard they even got a parade. I hope they put
Speaker 2: them on a boat in the parade. You know, it's
Speaker 2: like always cool to see people on a boat in
Speaker 2: a parade. I think that's the original lyrics.
Speaker 1: From my Grades against the Machine song came on boat
Speaker 1: something parade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of boats, did I mention to you, by
Speaker 2: the way, Good morning, Elsie, morning right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mentioned to you about me, Donnie and the
Speaker 1: yacht crew getting stuck in a medicane the other week.
Speaker 1: What medicane? Yeah, that's a that's a I should have known.
Speaker 1: It's a hurricane in the Mediterranean.
Speaker 2: Look it up. It's true. Yeah, I forget. You don't
Speaker 2: understand siemens terms. What happened? Nothing? You made it? Well
Speaker 2: you have, I mean, such an enormous vessel.
Speaker 1: The sonar on its huge. It even makes like dolphins
Speaker 1: make extra love because you know sonar and dolphins. What
Speaker 1: else is going on with you? Everything cool? Do you
Speaker 1: need any advice before we dive into the listeners?
Speaker 2: No, No, things are good in my world. Man. It's
Speaker 2: all about the listen this morning. So let's get to
Speaker 2: helping him. We are. I heard there's new head honcho
Speaker 2: around here. Huh, Oh you weren't. You weren't here for
Speaker 2: the meet and greet the intro earlier this week.
Speaker 1: No, they don't consider me an employee of it. Quite
Speaker 1: the looker from what I hear. Oh God, please do
Speaker 1: you mind sharing the old life coaches digits with her?
Speaker 2: What do you think I haven't personally met her yet,
Speaker 2: I poker brother up.
Speaker 1: All right questions from listeners. If we don't get to yours,
Speaker 1: I print. I'm giving digits at this point, Elsie, I'm
Speaker 1: a little upset with my mail man. He keeps delivering
Speaker 1: that's a postal carrier, by the way, now let's keep
Speaker 1: it right. Uh keeps delivering my mail to the wrong
Speaker 1: house and leaving other people's mail at my house. One
Speaker 1: time I actually found letters that he dropped in my
Speaker 1: front yard. I'm not looking to report him so he
Speaker 1: loses his job. I just don't think that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tip him this year. I'll like your Christmas tip thoughts.
Speaker 1: I think what you need to do is remember the
Speaker 1: age old rule. Two wrongs don't make a right. But
Speaker 1: damn it sure feels good, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Skip the tip.
Speaker 1: You gotta give him a head, write a card and say,
Speaker 1: normally I tip, but I've been having a little mail
Speaker 1: issue lately.
Speaker 2: Never in the equation for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cheap skits Coastal Carrier walks up there every day,
Speaker 1: just like just like Scrooge. They walk up there every
Speaker 1: day with their sore feet and their kads and the
Speaker 1: you know, the the stinker savers inside of them and
Speaker 1: they walk up and they go, oh.
Speaker 2: Did he leave us something this year? Maybe the truck
Speaker 2: that drives across my front yard.
Speaker 1: Maybe a little cash and an envelope GD tip.
Speaker 2: Nope, Scrooge.
Speaker 1: H If LC was stuck on an island, Okay, If
Speaker 1: l C was stuck on an island with somebody, who
Speaker 1: would it be?
Speaker 2: And why? Probably Shakira because her hips don't lie and
Speaker 2: you mess so hot, so hot. Imagine the beautiful and
Speaker 2: intelligent babies that we'd have. I mean we would, but
Speaker 2: we're not. You know, did you see the cardboard life
Speaker 2: site cut out in the hell Box lobby there? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that was nice. I don't miss that.
Speaker 1: But you got to remember I fly into the helipad
Speaker 1: up top and then they take me down the back stairwall.
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, I'll take that thing on the chopper later.
Speaker 1: Some some singer for Rumba, oh for the record, about
Speaker 1: who I'd be stuck on with an island. One person
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be stuck on with an island is Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 2: Okay, stuck on with an island?
Speaker 1: Stuck on an island with Oh, Jeffrey Epstein, think about it.
Speaker 2: Take it in there.
Speaker 1: So Life Coach our son is starting to drive soon,
Speaker 1: and all that we hear about is how bad insurance
Speaker 1: costs are. Do you think Uber and other ride share
Speaker 1: are a better choice financially? That is a very good question,
Speaker 1: because kids on insurance. That's another reason why the Life
Speaker 1: coach doesn't have kids. We're notting it. Everybody gets a trophy, World,
Speaker 1: I need to point this out. Okay, ride shares are
Speaker 1: a great option, but depending on how much he he
Speaker 1: needs to get around, that could be pricey too. But
Speaker 1: if you're looking to save money and you have the
Speaker 1: mentality of not everybody gets a trophy, you can save
Speaker 1: even more money by making the little turd get a
Speaker 1: bus pass. You'll save money and he'll gain character. You know,
Speaker 1: there's nothing like, you know, taking the city bus to
Speaker 1: school with a man grown man next to you that
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Might see five mad dog twenty twenties deep wearing only
Speaker 2: a trench coat.
Speaker 1: Yes, life, which I've noticed and believe other listeners have
Speaker 1: pointed out that you seem a little ornery lately. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: the truth hurts, and that's what I, as a life
Speaker 1: coach have to deal out and hand out to clients
Speaker 1: a lot of times. You know, I'm like similar to
Speaker 1: the guy from Top Gun.
Speaker 2: You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1: You know. I tell them, I tell them, and they
Speaker 1: just don't want to hear the truth, you know, because
Speaker 1: when people are coming to me as life coach, they
Speaker 1: have problems they don't want to really. Like for example,
Speaker 1: if I tell a client with a massive drug problem
Speaker 1: that he has a problem, he can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1: It might be because you know, shortly thereafter ask him
Speaker 1: for part of his stash. But that's on him. Like
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise once said on the Top Gun, you can't
Speaker 1: handle the truth. Just remember that. I don't that shakes up.
Speaker 1: That shakes up the clients when they're on the couch.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm all subtle, and I got the hippie
Speaker 1: music playing in the background, some incense burning, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you get madam.
Speaker 2: I gotting her. Oh my god, LC.
Speaker 1: I picked up a super hot lady at happy hour
Speaker 1: and several drinks. Oh super hot lady at happy hour,
Speaker 1: and after several drinks, we went back to her place
Speaker 1: for a nightcap, if you would. While using her restroom,
Speaker 1: I had to reach under the sink for a new
Speaker 1: roll of toilet paper. That's when I saw feminine adult diapers.
Speaker 1: First off, on you, nothing screams romance like you're busting
Speaker 1: out a loaf in her bathroom while she's laying in
Speaker 1: bed waiting for you. As for the feminine pad, you
Speaker 1: said she's super hot, so it sounds like you landed
Speaker 1: yourself a guilf, right, not a milf. Way, I'll know
Speaker 1: a milf is a guilf grandmother idling. Why not embrace it?
Speaker 1: Follow me here, embrace, Embrace the feminine pad, because if
Speaker 1: if she's that beautiful, you know what a turn on
Speaker 1: it could be for her that you embrace and don't
Speaker 1: even ragged.
Speaker 2: And go, oh, this is so cool, you know.
Speaker 1: Just plus, nobody at that bar next time knows that
Speaker 1: the you know, the arm candy sugar mama is that's
Speaker 1: with you is wearing a diaper.
Speaker 2: Right, it was that arm candy sugar mama. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just figure trying to handle the truth over here. That's hard,
Speaker 2: It's really hard. I have a question, have we good.
Speaker 1: Get one more in here? I think too, well, just
Speaker 1: get to God. I have a question for the life coach.
Speaker 1: Why do people think that they can see better in
Speaker 1: the fog with high beams on. I have a wonderful day,
Speaker 1: and thanks for rocking out Monday through Friday. Same reason, people, don't,
Speaker 1: you know, the same reason that people drive with their
Speaker 1: hazards on in the rain. You know, it's just the
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