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<v Speaker 1>You need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue diaper asque

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, ASCLCTV is brought to you by Petties Meets

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<v Speaker 2>State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of

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<v Speaker 2>I four having a labor Day weekends gathering. You might

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<v Speaker 2>want to swing by Petties before the life coach scoops

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<v Speaker 2>up everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get into patties, man. I went to that a

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<v Speaker 1>wine tasting last Saturday over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wo. We've been having those every Saturday during the summer

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<v Speaker 2>from one to four on Saturdays. Donnie was getting a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit wild out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, speaking about Patties. Yeah, if you haven't been to

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<v Speaker 1>Patties Meets, you need to stop by that. They've been

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<v Speaker 1>in business for what like forty years now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep in Longwood four thirty four, just west ie

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<v Speaker 2>form see you this weekend, Petties. How about the seeing

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit Patties? How about those Lake Mary All Stars?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh oh you heard about that? Oh yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>heard they even got a parade. I hope they put

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<v Speaker 2>them on a boat in the parade. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like always cool to see people on a boat in

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<v Speaker 2>a parade. I think that's the original lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>From my Grades against the Machine song came on boat

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<v Speaker 1>something parade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, speaking of boats, did I mention to you, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, Good morning, Elsie, morning right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mentioned to you about me, Donnie and the

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<v Speaker 1>yacht crew getting stuck in a medicane the other week.

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<v Speaker 1>What medicane? Yeah, that's a that's a I should have known.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hurricane in the Mediterranean.

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<v Speaker 2>Look it up. It's true. Yeah, I forget. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand siemens terms. What happened? Nothing? You made it? Well

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<v Speaker 2>you have, I mean, such an enormous vessel.

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<v Speaker 1>The sonar on its huge. It even makes like dolphins

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<v Speaker 1>make extra love because you know sonar and dolphins. What

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<v Speaker 1>else is going on with you? Everything cool? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>need any advice before we dive into the listeners?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, things are good in my world. Man. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all about the listen this morning. So let's get to

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<v Speaker 2>helping him. We are. I heard there's new head honcho

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<v Speaker 2>around here. Huh, Oh you weren't. You weren't here for

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<v Speaker 2>the meet and greet the intro earlier this week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't consider me an employee of it. Quite

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<v Speaker 1>the looker from what I hear. Oh God, please do

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<v Speaker 1>you mind sharing the old life coaches digits with her?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think I haven't personally met her yet,

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<v Speaker 2>I poker brother up.

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<v Speaker 1>All right questions from listeners. If we don't get to yours,

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<v Speaker 1>I print. I'm giving digits at this point, Elsie, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little upset with my mail man. He keeps delivering

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<v Speaker 1>that's a postal carrier, by the way, now let's keep

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<v Speaker 1>it right. Uh keeps delivering my mail to the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>house and leaving other people's mail at my house. One

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<v Speaker 1>time I actually found letters that he dropped in my

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<v Speaker 1>front yard. I'm not looking to report him so he

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<v Speaker 1>loses his job. I just don't think that I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tip him this year. I'll like your Christmas tip thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>I think what you need to do is remember the

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<v Speaker 1>age old rule. Two wrongs don't make a right. But

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<v Speaker 1>damn it sure feels good, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Skip the tip.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta give him a head, write a card and say,

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<v Speaker 1>normally I tip, but I've been having a little mail

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<v Speaker 1>issue lately.

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<v Speaker 2>Never in the equation for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cheap skits Coastal Carrier walks up there every day,

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<v Speaker 1>just like just like Scrooge. They walk up there every

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<v Speaker 1>day with their sore feet and their kads and the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the the stinker savers inside of them and

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<v Speaker 1>they walk up and they go, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he leave us something this year? Maybe the truck

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<v Speaker 2>that drives across my front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a little cash and an envelope GD tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, Scrooge.

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<v Speaker 1>H If LC was stuck on an island, Okay, If

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<v Speaker 1>l C was stuck on an island with somebody, who

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<v Speaker 1>would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>And why? Probably Shakira because her hips don't lie and

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<v Speaker 2>you mess so hot, so hot. Imagine the beautiful and

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<v Speaker 2>intelligent babies that we'd have. I mean we would, but

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<v Speaker 2>we're not. You know, did you see the cardboard life

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<v Speaker 2>site cut out in the hell Box lobby there? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was nice. I don't miss that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you got to remember I fly into the helipad

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<v Speaker 1>up top and then they take me down the back stairwall.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh yeah, I'll take that thing on the chopper later.

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<v Speaker 1>Some some singer for Rumba, oh for the record, about

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<v Speaker 1>who I'd be stuck on with an island. One person

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be stuck on with an island is Jeffrey Epstein?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, stuck on with an island?

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck on an island with Oh, Jeffrey Epstein, think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So Life Coach our son is starting to drive soon,

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<v Speaker 1>and all that we hear about is how bad insurance

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<v Speaker 1>costs are. Do you think Uber and other ride share

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<v Speaker 1>are a better choice financially? That is a very good question,

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<v Speaker 1>because kids on insurance. That's another reason why the Life

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<v Speaker 1>coach doesn't have kids. We're notting it. Everybody gets a trophy, World,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to point this out. Okay, ride shares are

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<v Speaker 1>a great option, but depending on how much he he

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<v Speaker 1>needs to get around, that could be pricey too. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you're looking to save money and you have the

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<v Speaker 1>mentality of not everybody gets a trophy, you can save

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<v Speaker 1>even more money by making the little turd get a

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<v Speaker 1>bus pass. You'll save money and he'll gain character. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing like, you know, taking the city bus to

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<v Speaker 1>school with a man grown man next to you that

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Might see five mad dog twenty twenties deep wearing only

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<v Speaker 2>a trench coat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, life, which I've noticed and believe other listeners have

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<v Speaker 1>pointed out that you seem a little ornery lately. Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>the truth hurts, and that's what I, as a life

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<v Speaker 1>coach have to deal out and hand out to clients

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times. You know, I'm like similar to

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<v Speaker 1>the guy from Top Gun.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't handle the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I tell them, I tell them, and they

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<v Speaker 1>just don't want to hear the truth, you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>when people are coming to me as life coach, they

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<v Speaker 1>have problems they don't want to really. Like for example,

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<v Speaker 1>if I tell a client with a massive drug problem

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<v Speaker 1>that he has a problem, he can't handle the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be because you know, shortly thereafter ask him

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<v Speaker 1>for part of his stash. But that's on him. Like

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise once said on the Top Gun, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>handle the truth. Just remember that. I don't that shakes up.

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<v Speaker 1>That shakes up the clients when they're on the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I'm all subtle, and I got the hippie

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<v Speaker 1>music playing in the background, some incense burning, and then

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, you get madam.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotting her. Oh my god, LC.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up a super hot lady at happy hour

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<v Speaker 1>and several drinks. Oh super hot lady at happy hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and after several drinks, we went back to her place

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<v Speaker 1>for a nightcap, if you would. While using her restroom,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to reach under the sink for a new

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<v Speaker 1>roll of toilet paper. That's when I saw feminine adult diapers.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, on you, nothing screams romance like you're busting

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<v Speaker 1>out a loaf in her bathroom while she's laying in

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<v Speaker 1>bed waiting for you. As for the feminine pad, you

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<v Speaker 1>said she's super hot, so it sounds like you landed

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a guilf, right, not a milf. Way, I'll know

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<v Speaker 1>a milf is a guilf grandmother idling. Why not embrace it?

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<v Speaker 1>Follow me here, embrace, Embrace the feminine pad, because if

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<v Speaker 1>if she's that beautiful, you know what a turn on

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<v Speaker 1>it could be for her that you embrace and don't

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<v Speaker 1>even ragged.

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<v Speaker 2>And go, oh, this is so cool, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just plus, nobody at that bar next time knows that

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, the arm candy sugar mama is that's

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<v Speaker 1>with you is wearing a diaper.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it was that arm candy sugar mama. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>just figure trying to handle the truth over here. That's hard,

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hard. I have a question, have we good.

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<v Speaker 1>Get one more in here? I think too, well, just

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<v Speaker 1>get to God. I have a question for the life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do people think that they can see better in

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<v Speaker 1>the fog with high beams on. I have a wonderful day,

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<v Speaker 1>and thanks for rocking out Monday through Friday. Same reason, people, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the same reason that people drive with their

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<v Speaker 1>hazards on in the rain. You know, it's just the

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<v Speaker 1>not It rhymes with the big poker tournament I was

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<v Speaker 1>recently in called Cardination.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a big, big I think we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>ahead and rhymes huh hey Donny, it's time to hit

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<v Speaker 2>the bricks alight. There he goes Linchin Taco on demand

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