Speaker 1: So would you have the gay intercourse with a man
Speaker 1: fifty years older than you?
Speaker 2: Man for for.
Speaker 3: Well, now for me and Ben, it's one hundred year
Speaker 3: old guy.
Speaker 4: All right with with epan with I'll show you're gonna
Speaker 4: ruling ahead gexcept with some more sweet pursuing it to
Speaker 4: hold out shaw shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what
Speaker 4: chill in that day, Eagle? Yeah, we're doing in three
Speaker 4: clock on the doc. Got a habit for my house,
Speaker 4: a go status. How we'd starting to get ratic? Shows
Speaker 4: that enough multiply like a rabbit, two end zone out,
Speaker 4: creak it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 2: I'm on I hang out with her friends, rocking it
Speaker 2: on any radio. My boy's face talking on the radio.
Speaker 2: It's time to to this one.
Speaker 5: All it.
Speaker 3: Kat Christine, let's see all the lady. Oh yes, Happy Tuesday, everybody.
Speaker 3: This is the world famous Spin and Skin show. I'm
Speaker 3: Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homie since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: Two, Jeff skin Wait.
Speaker 3: Hey friends, the pride and joy of the only varsity
Speaker 3: baseball team in the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: Right, what you were you eighteen? Kevin kt Turner? Hello, everyone?
Speaker 2: Have you may twenty? What years were you playing varsity baseball,
Speaker 2: and only.
Speaker 3: All of them really pretty much since the seventh grade
Speaker 3: year freshman to super.
Speaker 2: Seventh grade, y're also joining us.
Speaker 3: I feel like there was only like three kids in
Speaker 3: your graduating class, so like the lunch lady played shortstop,
Speaker 3: like I feel like it was just like anybody who
Speaker 3: wants to play grapic glove. I want to hear more
Speaker 3: about that school that baseball coach lusted after you to
Speaker 3: play third base for him. You're talking to me or
Speaker 3: Christina christ the Pride Joy. I'm sorry, she just said
Speaker 3: she didn't play baseball. She didn't say the coaches didn't
Speaker 3: love that, Okay, all right, The Pride and Joy of
Speaker 3: crandall Texas and uh one of the Shredders from Oatmeal Pizza,
Speaker 3: Christina k Ray Coornbrad little Baby corn Bread Ray?
Speaker 2: Are you I'm doing great? I think I'm doing better
Speaker 2: than all of you. What happened?
Speaker 3: Because if I was to tell you, hey, listen, on Thursday,
Speaker 3: you're going to get to meet your hero, I mean,
Speaker 3: who would that be? For KT, Dave Matthews, definitely for you,
Speaker 3: it would be Chuck Barry Kuck Barry Man.
Speaker 2: I'd be like dog how much.
Speaker 3: You'uring you guy, Chris Arnold, it might be David Letterman, Okay,
Speaker 3: David Letterman. Then for Christina, it would be one of
Speaker 3: the bulge guys from led Zeppelin, Jimmy Jack White, right,
Speaker 3: Jimmy Paige. Christina, you know the song to play for me?
Speaker 3: You know who it would be for me?
Speaker 2: Right? Do you know what it would be?
Speaker 3: Oh, carv Eric, I would love to be Kitty.
Speaker 2: Loggins, Benn's hero. It's Kenny Loggins.
Speaker 3: That would make me so happy, dude, hard to heart
Speaker 3: my Kenny Loggins. Great song. All right, I've we've got
Speaker 3: all right? How about this switch switched? The music we need?
Speaker 3: We need either crisis movie or developing crisis music or
Speaker 3: developing news.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just play the Mission Impossible music? Play
Speaker 2: the YouTube verse you have the Missionary Impossible music.
Speaker 3: I mean, did y'all hear the breaking news about Protestant
Speaker 3: singer Bono what?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay? The other day?
Speaker 3: That is, I got to go to a sneak preview
Speaker 3: of Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning. Let's go, and I
Speaker 3: want to say, arguably the greatest film ever made ever
Speaker 3: that does not seem like hyperbole? And I laughed I cried,
Speaker 3: I cried, I laughed. It was a roller coaster ride.
Speaker 3: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Did you ask your chance? Dude?
Speaker 3: They gave you complimentary diapers just because they know it's
Speaker 3: it's exciting. I had a Mission Impossible logo on it,
Speaker 3: Mission I Possible logo. Wait, if you ever needed to
Speaker 3: wear a seat.
Speaker 2: Belt in a movie, it would be that, like it
Speaker 2: felt like it instead of the popcorn bucket?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Why is there an upside down World War One plane
Speaker 3: logo on these Mission Impossible diapers?
Speaker 2: So I had this incredible time, and I was so
Speaker 2: grateful that. Remember I told the story, they reached out
Speaker 2: to me. I thought it. I thought it was fake.
Speaker 3: It was just like, hey, do you want to go
Speaker 3: to see a sneak preview of this movie?
Speaker 2: And I thought, I'm not clicking this link.
Speaker 3: This is fake, I responded, And it turns out they
Speaker 3: were like, no, we're real, we're local. We know the
Speaker 3: Bene skin show. We thought we heard you guys talk
Speaker 3: about it a lot. So somebody told us that, so
Speaker 3: we thought we didn't bite you. Tom listens whenever he's
Speaker 3: in Dallas, and so I had mentioned they told me
Speaker 3: when I saw him, they go, hey, you know, Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise mentioned that he was coming to Dallas Fort Worth.
Speaker 3: He said, I'm going to go eat some barbecue and
Speaker 3: go pop up at some theaters. And so basically the
Speaker 3: idea is, go see this movie. It's incredible, I promise you,
Speaker 3: and go see it in a theater because it's one
Speaker 3: of those movies that's made for the big screen, in
Speaker 3: the big sound system. I saw it in the THHX
Speaker 3: Dolby whatever the state of the art one is it.
Speaker 3: Does it premiere tomorrow? What is it premiere Thursday? Of
Speaker 3: the official premiere?
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: You know, they sometimes they release big movies or Thursday,
Speaker 1: so Friday would have been the actual release date, but
Speaker 1: I think yes.
Speaker 3: But then because it's the Memorial Day weekend movie, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's got to break the record. Yeah, So on Thursday
Speaker 3: in Dallas Fort Worth, if you go see the new
Speaker 3: Mission Impossible movie, the Final Reckoning, if you go see
Speaker 3: it in a theater, there's a chance that Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: will be there.
Speaker 2: That is so dope.
Speaker 3: And I mean it's tiny odds because I don't know
Speaker 3: how many he'll stop by. But let's say he stops
Speaker 3: by five or ten or whatever, and there's a bunch
Speaker 3: of theaters, but it's worth going, just going like a
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise lottery.
Speaker 2: But also he might be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I was saying, they did the same
Speaker 3: thing for Paddington goes to jailer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, padding, so I'm going to jail yet, that's next.
Speaker 3: So the the the lady who hooked me up and
Speaker 3: got me in to go see this, to go see
Speaker 3: this sneak preview, you know, she was like, probably a
Speaker 3: little scared, she'd go, Okay, you're super fan, you know,
Speaker 3: but she was like, so I can see you, you guys,
Speaker 3: I can see you really are a Tom Cruise fan.
Speaker 2: Do you really like his movie? As a fan? I
Speaker 2: love him. I love him.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about cocktail. And she goes, there may be
Speaker 3: a chance when he comes to Dallas. I don't know yet,
Speaker 3: but if we don't have enough of our people to
Speaker 3: do the introductions, because there's going to be all over town,
Speaker 3: would you be available to maybe introduce him to a theater?
Speaker 2: Incredible? And I was like yes.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they texted or they emailed me and said, hey,
Speaker 3: we're just following up seeing if you might be available
Speaker 3: on Thursday. I played it cool. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I have a show. I don't really know what time.
Speaker 3: You know, depends on the time because they didn't say
Speaker 3: to introduce Tom. Yeah, they just said would you be available.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm taking a meeting with Pedro Pascal around
Speaker 3: lunchtime on Thursday. So I responded, was like, if you
Speaker 3: can tell me a little more details about it, that
Speaker 3: would help.
Speaker 2: No response. I responded again, I said, if this involves
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise, then yes I can be there. No response.
Speaker 3: And so we're getting ready to start the show a
Speaker 3: few minutes ago, and I went ahead an email and
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 7: Hey, I'm available.
Speaker 2: It's the most desperate.
Speaker 8: I was like, hey over here, I'm available, remember me.
Speaker 3: Thirsty Yes, right, no, I know, And she said can
Speaker 3: you call me right now on my cell on her
Speaker 3: and she'd give me her sell And so I called
Speaker 3: her and she goes, hey, listen, I need to know
Speaker 3: on Thursday, would you be available to introduce Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: at a theater? And I was like yes, And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, what time are we and so o'clock?
Speaker 3: So I can't say the time and I can't say
Speaker 3: where because it's a big mystery. I just know that
Speaker 3: if you go to watch this movie on Thursday. There's
Speaker 3: a chance Tom Cruise might be in your theater and
Speaker 3: you won't see him in advance. You'll just see him
Speaker 3: at some point. It'll be hello, Tom Cruise is here?
Speaker 4: Cruise?
Speaker 3: Yes, you already know what theater you're guardia, what time?
Speaker 2: And I know where, and so you could.
Speaker 3: Conceivably tell me and then I could sell that information
Speaker 3: on the boy. Yes I would tell you, but I
Speaker 3: don't trust you. I haven't known you long enough so
Speaker 3: I knew you a little better.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I have some questions about your character.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I was like, loose lips, I said, can I?
Speaker 3: All I care about is is getting a picture and
Speaker 3: meeting him right, And I was like, She was like,
Speaker 3: you'll be in the hallway with him before you introduce him,
Speaker 3: And I go, can I take a picture with him?
Speaker 3: And I go, because I know with a lot of
Speaker 3: athletes that we work with there, you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: take picture.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, yeah, Tom.
Speaker 3: She knows Tom is the nicest, gracious, most gracious superstar ever,
Speaker 3: Like he'll he'll look you in your eye, he'll be
Speaker 3: super kind to you, and like he's.
Speaker 2: The real deal.
Speaker 3: Does this lady work for Tom or she works for
Speaker 3: the studios, I guess and so and so I was like, hey, uh,
Speaker 3: can I bring my assistant because I want to have
Speaker 3: someone with me to.
Speaker 8: Take that picture, all right, because I don't know, like
Speaker 8: what the rules are.
Speaker 3: And she goes, well, you can just hand the phone
Speaker 3: to one of our staffers and they'll take it for you.
Speaker 2: She goes, or, sure, bring an assistant. That's fine. So yes, yes, I.
Speaker 3: Don't have been talking.
Speaker 8: I didn't want to say, can I bring a friend
Speaker 8: who would also like to meet Tom Cruise?
Speaker 7: I didn't know how to say.
Speaker 9: It has a really good point there, what.
Speaker 3: You say she would have been talking to your assistant
Speaker 3: the whole time.
Speaker 8: Then I have a terrible assistant who won't even deal
Speaker 8: with hues.
Speaker 3: I don't understand what the assistant does. So here's the thing, Skin,
Speaker 3: I need this to be you. But and here's why.
Speaker 3: I also get to introduce the director Christopher McCory. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I went to high school with him, and
Speaker 3: so he wrote Usual Suspects. He wrote the Usual Suspect?
Speaker 3: Didn't that have something to do with you going to
Speaker 3: film school? It was one of the two movies I
Speaker 3: saw that made me think you know what, You should
Speaker 3: write a screenplay, okay, everybody, and the only the only
Speaker 3: danger is that you forget to get the picture of
Speaker 3: me and my new best friend, Tom Cruise. I got
Speaker 3: about thirty seconds to win him over and be his
Speaker 3: new best friend. But you're gonna set a screen. You're
Speaker 3: gonna set a screen, okay, sper McCory, okay, And I'm
Speaker 3: gonna flow right by you and have a one on
Speaker 3: one opportunity with Tom. I love this man. Let me
Speaker 3: think about it. I may have because there's Paddington screening
Speaker 3: on Thursday. All right, listen, coming up next. We were
Speaker 3: very inspired by what we saw this morning with our
Speaker 3: friends at Cars for Kids in the Texans can Academies,
Speaker 3: and uh, we're gonna launch something and we need the
Speaker 3: whole metroplques to get behind it. We'll do it next
Speaker 3: right here on ninety seven point one The Eagle, Ben
Speaker 3: and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Speaker 2: All right, coming up at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 3: Controversy over a famous musician in his new movie. What
Speaker 3: are the critics saying? What are the fans saying? We'll
Speaker 3: give you all the details about that, but right now
Speaker 3: it's time for this track.
Speaker 6: Another edition of things.
Speaker 3: Is tracking right Earlier today, me, Ben and Kat went
Speaker 3: to our friends down at the Texans Can Academies right
Speaker 3: off the car. Not the kids you hear us talk
Speaker 3: about it all the time on the show. They've been
Speaker 3: in those matchpucks for a really long time. And so
Speaker 3: what they do is they help kids that have had
Speaker 3: to drop out of school for whatever reason go back
Speaker 3: and get their education and then get acclimated. Now, I
Speaker 3: had never been out to the oak Cliffe campus before.
Speaker 2: Had you been been?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I hadn't been.
Speaker 3: It was very impressive, very impressive. You've been before, right, Kat?
Speaker 3: And so you know, not only did we talk to,
Speaker 3: you know, the people that run it and what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Our buddy Raoul, you know, we've met him many times
Speaker 3: and he was out there. But then as well, we
Speaker 3: met some kids that have gone through the program. And
Speaker 3: then we kind of toured the school and saw what
Speaker 3: the kids were doing and got to say, in some
Speaker 3: ways I was kind of.
Speaker 2: Jealous of what was happening.
Speaker 3: Well, but before I get too far into that, what
Speaker 3: was your main takeaways from going to take you first been?
Speaker 3: So I'm a career class clown and you know, I
Speaker 3: was a lot to deal with in regular school, and
Speaker 3: because these are kids that are getting a second chance,
Speaker 3: I assumed things had the wheels had spun off in
Speaker 3: some way, and so I thought they'd be more disruptive
Speaker 3: even than I was. Yeah, dude, they were about their work,
Speaker 3: they were dialed in learning. The staff was awesome. The
Speaker 3: teachers were great. Like, I was incredibly impressed. I was like, man,
Speaker 3: y'all are way more mature than I was with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, age, I think that's I think that's rock solid.
Speaker 3: What about you just funch because a part of the
Speaker 3: tours they let you go into the classrooms and you
Speaker 3: see what's going on.
Speaker 1: There's projects going on, or they're just doing lessons. And
Speaker 1: then it kind of took me back to that place
Speaker 1: because I haven't been to a school in twenty years,
Speaker 1: you know or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right, So that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: The thing about this though, it's always really fun to
Speaker 1: go out there because you see all the teachers too,
Speaker 1: and how much they care about this as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's a part of why this works.
Speaker 3: When you donate your car, your truck, your boat, your RV, whatever,
Speaker 3: it goes to auction, that money is used to help
Speaker 3: pay for that school. Yeah as well, and you know,
Speaker 3: get these teachers some money as well. And I'm glad
Speaker 3: you said that part because I didn't want to make
Speaker 3: an assumption that everybody knows. You know, they take anything
Speaker 3: with wheels basically that you can donate and then you
Speaker 3: get the ride off and then they auction it off
Speaker 3: and then they take that money and they put it
Speaker 3: into the school there. And so I'm sitting there and
Speaker 3: I'm watching everybody talk and talking, you know, thinking about
Speaker 3: their process and everything, and I'm like, man, I'm just
Speaker 3: I'm jealous that I don't have anything like this for myself,
Speaker 3: and so I'm gonna do something about that. I mean,
Speaker 3: you're gonna go take a course. No, you're gonna go
Speaker 3: teach kids. No, you're going to start a nonprofit bingo okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna help kids hit the music.
Speaker 2: Christina.
Speaker 3: Hi, everyone, I'm radio personality and community community advocate skin Wade.
Speaker 3: A lot of people call me a leader, but I
Speaker 3: have no time for such accolades. Earlier today me, Ben
Speaker 3: and KT went to the Texans can Academies where kids
Speaker 3: get a second chance. And you've heard the slogan right
Speaker 3: off the car not the kid. Well, it was an
Speaker 3: inspiring experience, and me and Ben and KT got to
Speaker 3: tour the campus and I paid very close attention to
Speaker 3: what was going on there. KT and Ben spent a
Speaker 3: lot of time on their phones playing Candy Crush and
Speaker 3: swiping left on tender, but not me. I was inspired,
Speaker 3: and I said, you know what, if they can do it,
Speaker 3: I can do it. And I too want to start
Speaker 3: my very own five oh one C three po And
Speaker 3: so it's time for me to let the world know
Speaker 3: about skin Wades Texans Slim Academy aka Carbs for Kids.
Speaker 3: What we do is we take your unwanted carbs. If
Speaker 3: you have a lasagna laying around, or a giant loaf
Speaker 3: of bread, maybe crackers, chips, maybe an enormous bags of chips,
Speaker 3: a hoy, we take them and we feed those carbs
Speaker 3: to skinny kids like I was when I grew up,
Speaker 3: and then we try to prevent them from going to
Speaker 3: the bathroom and hopes that they can put on a
Speaker 3: lot of weight, retain that retain that weight. God, see, Ben,
Speaker 3: I might let him be a part of what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: And so then once we kind of get their weight
Speaker 3: up and fat and these little Weezer kids up. What
Speaker 3: we found is they're eighteen percent less likely to get
Speaker 3: picked on by a big lineman kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I like those odds, So.
Speaker 3: Won't you join me in my new organization, the Skin
Speaker 3: Waves Texans Slim Academy and right off the carb not
Speaker 3: the Kidable.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: What do you think I mean? I think you got
Speaker 3: a shot here and you have so much free time.
Speaker 3: This makes a lot of sense. I think I was
Speaker 3: taking appointments during our tour.
Speaker 2: Anyways, go online it is.
Speaker 3: It is a true five oh one C three po
Speaker 3: So you'll get the ride off skin Weeds, Texans Slim
Speaker 3: Academy aka Carbs for Kids.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. All right, let's get this thing going.
Speaker 3: Coming up next in the Hollywood shuffle, Uh, the Weekend
Speaker 3: has a new movie and speaking of poop, we'll talk
Speaker 3: about that movie that's next. You are listening to the
Speaker 3: world famous Ben and Skin Show. Thank you for making
Speaker 3: us a part of your daily routine. More and more
Speaker 3: folks are tuning in and we love it. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much for rolling with us. Now we got a
Speaker 3: news quickie. We're gonna do a story about the Mexican
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Speaker 3: little science with you. Flying cars could be right around
Speaker 3: the corner, and Jason Kidd stopped buying hung out with
Speaker 3: our friends at d l LS. So lots of good
Speaker 3: stuff coming your way here momentarily, but right now it's
Speaker 3: time for this juicy news.
Speaker 2: Hot God stay on the top in the.
Speaker 3: All right homework assignment And Santa Skenasina, I've seen the
Speaker 3: movie Friendship Tom, Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd. So Christina
Speaker 3: and Ben, whenever you get to it, let us know
Speaker 3: and we'll discuss on the air.
Speaker 9: I did see my first preview for it, and it
Speaker 9: looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun, but I will say no more your
Speaker 1: audience time as well.
Speaker 3: I'm one of the biggest Tim Robinson super fans.
Speaker 2: Well, you would you just tell me? Does he deliver
Speaker 2: to the hype?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: He does?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say he delivers to the hype. It's
Speaker 1: almost that I really don't want to tell you anything
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 9: Well, the preview said it's like I Love You Man
Speaker 9: for Sickos. Was that accurate? Okay?
Speaker 2: But this does hammer home that I love you man.
Speaker 3: It's a better movie than Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I would
Speaker 3: disagree with that. I would also say that there are
Speaker 3: there's a lot of the movie that co opts the
Speaker 3: tone of I think you should leave, but it's not
Speaker 3: the entire tone of the movie. Well that's kind of
Speaker 3: like the Detroiters then, because it definitely has his tone,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't it's not the show I think you
Speaker 3: should leave it, right. I saw it when I saw
Speaker 3: like a screening, so it's like a special screening, and
Speaker 3: there is a guy who I didn't know who he was,
Speaker 3: and I later found out he was in the Detroit
Speaker 3: Ter's and when he was in the movie for about
Speaker 3: the four minutes he was in it, when he entered
Speaker 3: the screen, people cheered wildly. So the people that I
Speaker 3: saw it with were super fans of Tim Robinson because
Speaker 3: I had no idea who this person was.
Speaker 2: The guy's the husband of Adie Bryant, formerly of SNL.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Who is This guy's name is the
Speaker 2: guy he's talking about from.
Speaker 1: His name's Conra O'Malley, But it's again he's one of
Speaker 1: those guys like you see his face and you go.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, he's in I think you should leave. He's
Speaker 3: the guy who is at the campaign headquarters. He's working
Speaker 3: on the campaign headquarters and he's like trying everyone's taking
Speaker 3: their fast food orders for and he's the one who
Speaker 3: makes the guy follow his Instagram account and he does
Speaker 3: this Franken stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that sketch again. This is the thing.
Speaker 3: Tim Robinson and Nathan Fielder have this thing where they're
Speaker 3: able to make me feel like I'm completely stoned by
Speaker 3: watching what they do. And I never remember some of
Speaker 3: the thing. I remember the things I you know that,
Speaker 3: but there's so much of I think you should leave.
Speaker 3: I've seen it all and love it. I've seen it
Speaker 3: multiple times and I don't remember. He's the guy that
Speaker 3: owned Calico pants and he can only afford to eat burgers.
Speaker 3: He's barely keeping this thing afloat.
Speaker 2: See I would. I just like it's not sticking with me. Now.
Speaker 3: Another movie that we need to discuss is one that
Speaker 3: dropped this weekend called Hurry Up Tomorrow, and it stars
Speaker 3: the Weekend and uh, Jenna Ortega. And what is she
Speaker 3: best known for? Jenna Ortega is Wednesday. She was in
Speaker 3: Beatle Juice, Beatle GAA and now she's in everything.
Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's in a ton of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this movie from the critics is getting fourteen percent
Speaker 3: on Rotten Tomato. I'm honestly surprised it's that high. A
Speaker 3: musician played by Insomnias pulled into an odyssey with a
Speaker 3: stranger who begins to unravel the very core of his existence.
Speaker 1: Now, he did a TV show on HBO called The
Speaker 1: Idol and it felt tremendously. They spent a lot of
Speaker 1: money on it and it was awful.
Speaker 3: It was a trip through Weirdoville. Man, he needs a
Speaker 3: new movie, like his character was so odd and it
Speaker 3: was it was just soft core. Yeah, but my heart
Speaker 3: executives loved it.
Speaker 4: They did.
Speaker 3: There's a guy from something called the fort Worth Report,
Speaker 3: a guy named Joe Fryar his review on the movie.
Speaker 2: Test Fay is his name, able, test Fay is his
Speaker 2: name in real life. It's the Weekend.
Speaker 1: Is very charismitic and charismatic and can act. Unfortunately, he
Speaker 1: doesn't get to showcase his skills in this plotless story
Speaker 1: written by the musician with Schultz saw whoever write it.
Speaker 2: I did hear someone say that.
Speaker 3: There's a point in the movie where there's a QR
Speaker 3: code that you can click going to download his new.
Speaker 2: Album, Oh my God in the movie.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, So my son and his homies went and
Speaker 3: saw this Saturday and I was like, so, what was
Speaker 3: it about?
Speaker 2: He goes, Man, I really don't know.
Speaker 3: He was like, he goes, they just did a lot
Speaker 3: of drugs and then they they were tripping, and he goes,
Speaker 3: I don't know. None of us knew what it was about.
Speaker 3: And there were we just were laughing at how bad it.
Speaker 3: It's a never ending bad music video. Yeah, honestly, Okay,
Speaker 3: my son and he's not like he has the highest
Speaker 3: standards in the world. I mean he's a pretty normal teenager.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, and he was just like, man, it was just
Speaker 3: so bad. We just we were just laughing at it.
Speaker 3: We couldn't even explain how bad it was.
Speaker 9: How bad was bat Girl? If it didn't even make
Speaker 9: it to the theater and.
Speaker 2: This start did? Was it?
Speaker 4: That girl?
Speaker 2: What movie? That girl? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think Batgirl was the one that got even release it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because they didn't want to spend the extra two hundred
Speaker 3: million on advertising.
Speaker 2: It was like, let's just take the l who was
Speaker 2: in that was? Who was the star of that? I
Speaker 2: forgot the name of the girl. Think it was. I'm
Speaker 2: looking it up.
Speaker 9: Something pretty big.
Speaker 1: Hard to tell here, Yeah, Leslie Grace would have been
Speaker 1: her name.
Speaker 3: Really all right, we'll go google her during this song
Speaker 3: and then we'll be back talking about the Mexican Navy
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Speaker 2: But right now, it's time for this.
Speaker 6: Give me that moves quikie.
Speaker 1: All right, couldn't make time for this on yesterday's show,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to squeeze this on to today's show
Speaker 1: Saturday night. As I was kind of getting ready to
Speaker 1: add the stars had won, and I was had a
Speaker 1: little window ten ten just kind of looking at my phone.
Speaker 1: I was getting ready to watch Saturday Night Live and
Speaker 1: watch it live, and then you see like breaking news,
Speaker 1: ship hits the Brooklyn Bridge, which, my god, I mean
Speaker 1: I remember the last eighteen months coming into work one
Speaker 1: morning back when I did the morning show, and that
Speaker 1: bridge in Baltimore that collapsed was a wild story to
Speaker 1: wake up to and realize we're going to be talking
Speaker 1: about this whole day. So my first thought was, ay,
Speaker 1: I hope this doesn't interrupt this Saturday Night Live finale.
Speaker 2: Not I hope the people are okay.
Speaker 1: Because two hundred and seventy seven people were on a
Speaker 1: ship that was a Mexican Navy sailing ship and it
Speaker 1: was headed to Iceland. But the power went out and
Speaker 1: so they had lost, you know, a control of the ship.
Speaker 2: And as it's going, the.
Speaker 1: Mast I believe is the thing at the very top
Speaker 1: hits the undercarriage of the Brooklyn Bridge over the water.
Speaker 2: Two people died.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming they were people, because there's people up on
Speaker 3: that mass. There's a lot of dangling happy up there.
Speaker 3: So it just lost its power and it started floating backwards. Yes,
Speaker 3: there is, Man, I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.
Speaker 3: There is another, and I'm trying to remember which boating
Speaker 3: accident it was in the last probably decade. Maybe everything
Speaker 3: feels weird because of the pandemic, but I know there
Speaker 3: was a big boating accident in that New York area
Speaker 3: where a ship had lost power temporarily and they lost
Speaker 3: control of its course.
Speaker 2: And there was right around the same time as the
Speaker 2: other one.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I'm trying to remember exactly what it was,
Speaker 3: but I remember the footage of all the lights going
Speaker 3: out on the boat.
Speaker 1: So I don't know about that met like where this
Speaker 1: boat was that it was at Peer seventeen, and it
Speaker 1: was going northeast towards if you crossed the Brooklyn Bridge
Speaker 1: into the Manhattan Bridge, you're going into New York City.
Speaker 2: It was supposed to go south.
Speaker 1: So it apparently once it got out or undocked from
Speaker 1: Pier seventeen, never had control and was just kind of
Speaker 1: their floating.
Speaker 2: Wow, you said it was the Mexican Navy, Is that right?
Speaker 3: The Mexican Navy, sir, Because when I looked at it,
Speaker 3: it looked like a kind of like a booze cruise.
Speaker 3: It looked like it had string lights. It looked more
Speaker 3: like a sailboat type giant boat. But uh, you know,
Speaker 3: and with people up there danglings like they were doing
Speaker 3: some sort of a show, right, like they weren't. I
Speaker 3: thought the same. I was confused when it said Mexican Navy.
Speaker 3: I thought it was some sort of thing you pay
Speaker 3: to be on or something. The commander of the Mexican
Speaker 3: Navy Ramundo Pedro, Morales and Hells. They have so many names.
Speaker 2: Is any of that hyphenated?
Speaker 1: He yeah, that's the he said. Basically there, they've got
Speaker 1: a big investigation going on. They had tons of uninjured
Speaker 1: cadets working cadets. Do they use the same thing we use, like,
Speaker 1: you know, colonels and sergeants to they the candets and
Speaker 1: Conquista doors and Conquista doors are not from Spain.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I think their boats are a little more
Speaker 3: festive than ours in our navy.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's really I don't. I think it
Speaker 2: was decorative. I don't think that there. I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm confused by that.
Speaker 3: But I did see like a streamer, you know, somebody
Speaker 3: recording as it went by.
Speaker 2: Did you see any of this stuff?
Speaker 3: I saw a bunch of I mean there were so
Speaker 3: many people down on the pier that I saw a
Speaker 3: ton of different angles. Yeah, there was a lot of
Speaker 3: different angles, and you know one of them was this
Speaker 3: person goofing off and like laughing about it. Well, you
Speaker 3: could see there was people's lives, you know, they lost
Speaker 3: their lives.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, god, lord, this is a this is
Speaker 2: a crazy story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand this has not getting enough coverage. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I also think it's pretty wild, not wild, surprising, pleasantly
Speaker 3: surprising that only two people died. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: I thought that more of the people that rep top
Speaker 3: would have died. So they maybe there's a bunch of
Speaker 3: critical injury that I'm not aware of. But I when
Speaker 3: I saw that there was people all the way up
Speaker 3: that and saw how it hit, I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, how many fatalities. So those peers, there's you know,
Speaker 3: you can go there if you're just a tourist and
Speaker 3: sit there by the water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so, and there's bars and nice to eat.
Speaker 1: I've been down over at Piers sixteen. They said that
Speaker 1: there was a large crowd that had gathered and there
Speaker 1: was emergency workers just wheeling, people with neck braces on
Speaker 1: and gurneys and blood everywhere, and crowd. They said, a
Speaker 1: crowd gathered there and was chanting Mexico, Mexico. But it's
Speaker 1: like for support. And I guess it's very that's about
Speaker 1: the decision. But I think, you know, kind of in
Speaker 1: the moment, people don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Mexico has a navy.
Speaker 3: According to the Internet, it's called the Armada de Mexico
Speaker 3: Let's go, and they have one hundred let's see, fifty
Speaker 3: six thousand personnel and almost two hundred ships and one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty aircraft. And the picture I'm seeing online
Speaker 3: looks like a regular navy. It looks like a battle
Speaker 3: like a I don't know, like a destroyer like you
Speaker 3: would see the US Navy. That thing with the string
Speaker 3: lights and people hanging off the top of it and
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 2: That again, that looked way more like a booze cruise.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that was.
Speaker 3: But also it begs the question, why is the Mexican
Speaker 3: navy headed to Iceland?
Speaker 2: Start to change start some wars?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, first they changed the name of our golf.
Speaker 3: Then they wanted to go get Greenland. Maybe Iceland's next.
Speaker 3: I can tell you they were on a good will
Speaker 3: tour throughout the world. Oh good, okay, they were going
Speaker 3: to spread goodwill. All right, well, thank you for your
Speaker 3: report there, Kevin. All right, coming up next, let's get
Speaker 3: to the future. Let's talk about flying cars right here
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Speaker 3: We'll have these shirts that say ninety seven point one
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Speaker 3: so you know, I'm the giant, buff ripped guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm the one who will be exploding out of my shirt,
Speaker 3: my real tight fitting muscular shirt. Are you guys gonna
Speaker 3: wear socks in your underwear to impress people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's every day. Every day. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: stick to my routine. Yeah, Christina, Uh no, probably not.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, are you going to be fd.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely going to be Okay, good you know where
Speaker 3: socks down your underwear? Uh?
Speaker 2: Have you seen Christina's bulge?
Speaker 3: We got a big five o'clock hour coming your way.
Speaker 3: We got food news. The Dallas Observer has the twelve
Speaker 3: best text mex joints in town. We got an update
Speaker 3: on the prison break situation, and we returned to the
Speaker 3: Sports Inferno, one of our favorite bits ever. So that's
Speaker 3: all coming up in the five o'clock hour, coming up
Speaker 3: in just about ten minut and it's uh, we'll go
Speaker 3: around the sports. Jason Kidd was on with the d
Speaker 3: l l S guys, and there's good stuff for us
Speaker 3: to examine.
Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 6: It's time for science.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: So we were promised flying cars Michael J.
Speaker 1: Fox and the scientist guy, Christian Lloyd. Yeah they probably
Speaker 1: the Jetsons. Jetsons were way ahead of their time, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm yeah smash yeah, dude, smashed dude. Yeah, don't
Speaker 3: don't uh Dan Jake have some segment about that. I
Speaker 3: don't know about source material. The worst source material they
Speaker 3: think they.
Speaker 2: Talk about that.
Speaker 3: I would have always thought you would have been a
Speaker 3: Rosie the robot guy.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is right up your alley. He's a
Speaker 3: maid too. Okay, he's not Schwartzenegger. You don't know my
Speaker 3: search history. That's a game.
Speaker 1: None of us want to play. Judy Jetson though she
Speaker 1: can get it.
Speaker 2: Man, that's good for the start of the show. I
Speaker 2: don't disagree with any of that. Yeah, we all agree, right,
Speaker 2: we've always agreed with that. Christina, I'm good. What's the
Speaker 2: daughter's name, Judy? Well, who's the wife? Judy is the
Speaker 2: wife daughter?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: Betty Betty, Betty Betty and both be honest. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: girls in college. We're assuming it's future college. We've said
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 3: First mass produced flying car will go on sale next
Speaker 3: year in how much do you guys think this car
Speaker 3: will cost? Before I tell you some details on it?
Speaker 3: Four hundred thousand. That's a good guess. I swear that
Speaker 3: was on the tip of my tongue. So I'll say
Speaker 3: four hundred and one thousand, five hundred thousand. Christina with
Speaker 3: the one eight hundred thousand, Man, I'll get.
Speaker 9: One of those flying car.
Speaker 1: Guys say company in Slovakia and they're aircar will cost
Speaker 1: eight hundred thousand dollars if you want to get some
Speaker 1: upgrades on it up to a million.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: It's technically a flying car, but it's not like a
Speaker 1: hover car, like you know, I always assuming this would
Speaker 1: basically just be cars that hover. This thing is a
Speaker 1: sports car, but it's just got retractable wings and it's
Speaker 1: got a propeller in the back so you can lift
Speaker 1: off and traffic you can't like lift off like in traffic,
Speaker 1: like past the car in front of you by hovering
Speaker 1: over it. Like you need a runway to use this
Speaker 1: thing like a plane.
Speaker 2: So you just jump over a lake and it lands.
Speaker 2: Like what is this? That seems like it's gonna be horrific?
Speaker 3: Like in terms of because like I would, I would
Speaker 3: assume that it was similar to a hover car, like
Speaker 3: a more helicopterish than airplane ish, would like straight forward speed.
Speaker 2: Honestly, what is oh?
Speaker 3: I guess because you have to well, then that makes
Speaker 3: it okay. So a helicopter is basically now just a
Speaker 3: big drone and this thing is a mini airplane.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so we can't have just regular driver driver's
Speaker 9: license for thing.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and it's not approved in the US. They're
Speaker 1: hoping to get approval in the US this fall. There
Speaker 1: will be a big vote on that. Probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: They will be approved in Europe though. They It transforms
Speaker 1: into an airplane from a sports car in two minutes.
Speaker 2: There's just some James Bond stuff, dude.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It says a top cruising speed of one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty five miles an hour at eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2: Feet more like tom cruising speed. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Highway to the danger zone, Kevin. Yeah, okay, So how
Speaker 2: have they tested this?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? I think a lab or space?
Speaker 3: Like we didn't you guys see that video? You saw it,
Speaker 3: don't you watch?
Speaker 2: John Oliver? Yeah? John Oliver had.
Speaker 3: One of those flying cars on like two or three
Speaker 3: months ago, and they showed that thing where the guy
Speaker 3: was out in the desert, you know, like the sands, Like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: what do you mean, how did like a wide open
Speaker 3: area like okay, so you know there's areas of flat
Speaker 3: desert where they tried to set the new land speed record.
Speaker 3: There's just yeah, Texas anywhere or only out to just
Speaker 3: strap on a parachute.
Speaker 9: On the guy probably or just do a well, I guess,
Speaker 9: can't do a crash.
Speaker 2: Testy doing this, it's going to fail.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're flying high enough to where a
Speaker 3: parachute would work.
Speaker 2: It says eighteen thousand feet. Really do you? That's what
Speaker 2: it says.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Okay, I don't know how high we
Speaker 3: want went out when we jump.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's like having a mini plane and fine, it's like
Speaker 3: having a Sessna. Yeah, well I know that the minimum.
Speaker 3: I think when my brother was flying, I thought it
Speaker 3: was like ten thousand feet was the minimum I'd want
Speaker 3: to be and just be flying.
Speaker 2: I thought I could be wrong skydiving.
Speaker 1: For a skydiving minimum altitude is three thousand to four
Speaker 1: thousand feet.
Speaker 2: In a commercial jet is like thirty thousand feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if this thing is going eighteen thousand feet,
Speaker 3: this is not a flying car.
Speaker 2: This is an airplane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is not a good idea. Well that's why
Speaker 3: I cost eight hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, dude, I need
Speaker 3: my wife to just handle driving up down the toll
Speaker 3: way before we started.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, there.
Speaker 6: You have it.
Speaker 2: There you have it.
Speaker 3: There is the uh yeah, a little science. Let's talk
Speaker 3: Science DFW coming up in just over three minutes. Jason
Speaker 3: Kidd has spoken, he talked to our friends at d
Speaker 3: l LS. We have audio to prove it. Let's talk
Speaker 3: Mavericks DFW in just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: That's next on the Eagle before.
Speaker 6: Now, let's go around the sports KGD twins as all
Speaker 6: the sports yea.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Jason Kidd was on d l LS yesterday, went to
Speaker 1: their podcast studio, set down for an hour. The Dills
Speaker 1: said many things, talked about the Luca trade and all that.
Speaker 1: Did say it's time for mass fans to move on.
Speaker 1: He did say they're interested in that kid that used
Speaker 1: to play for Duke and probably didn't want to say
Speaker 1: Cooper flag out loud and probably trouble find or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's actually three Duke guys that are going
Speaker 3: to go in the lottery. Now, I was like, I
Speaker 3: hope they're I hope they're on the right one. There's
Speaker 3: a couple other guys there.
Speaker 2: That other guy's basically just Mike Dunleavy junior. Was there
Speaker 2: anything that he said that was a big takeaway for you.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think, like what I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of Twitter reaction to is something we were talking about
Speaker 3: last week, and that there's a lot that could happen
Speaker 3: with free agency and you know the moves they make.
Speaker 3: But you know, I was saying last week, I was
Speaker 3: very convinced that Cooper Flagg was going to be a
Speaker 3: two guard. And I was not saying that because anybody
Speaker 3: had told me that. I was saying that based on
Speaker 3: how I've seen Jason Kidd coach. And again, something could
Speaker 3: happen with this roster. And there is one buddy of
Speaker 3: mine that's pretty tied end that was like, dude, they're
Speaker 3: going to go get a point guard. And I do
Speaker 3: think they're going to go get a point guard, but
Speaker 3: I think it might be, like, I don't think it's
Speaker 3: going to be a big splash point guard. I think
Speaker 3: it's going to be a stem the Tide point guard
Speaker 3: until Kyrie comes back. And just looking at the roster,
Speaker 3: I felt like it was likely they would want to
Speaker 3: keep PJ. Washington junior, and I was like, the way
Speaker 3: Jason Kidd plays, Cooper Flag can play a two in
Speaker 3: the lineup, and that's basically what he was telling the
Speaker 3: DLLs guys, is we're going to play him at the two.
Speaker 2: That is so freaking exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that means you have a dominant shot blocker
Speaker 3: at the two guard position and you have you know,
Speaker 3: phenomenal defenders at two, three, four, and five. There's gonna
Speaker 3: be and I've seen people say this, and I think
Speaker 3: it's fair. There's going to be a lot of pressure
Speaker 3: on Cooper Flag to be a good shooter out the gate.
Speaker 3: But Jay Kidd was saying, we think he's a good
Speaker 3: enough shooter yesterday, and you know, we're sitting here in May.
Speaker 3: A lot of things could happen, and I would It
Speaker 3: was a very different roster. And I also think Jason
Speaker 3: Kidd was kind of sending a message to the front
Speaker 3: office when he told everybody that O Max and Derek
Speaker 3: Lively the second we're going to start as rookies. It
Speaker 3: was a different roster back then. I think he was
Speaker 3: kind of saying, hey, we got to change our roster.
Speaker 3: I don't think he was like, oh, yeah, these guys
Speaker 3: are going to but this is different. I think most
Speaker 3: people that are NBA talent evaluators think Cooper Flag can
Speaker 3: start for an NBA team on day one. Man, for
Speaker 3: as much time as I was spending lamenting the Luca
Speaker 3: trade and being miserable and just my thoughts going there
Speaker 3: every day, I spend an equal amount of time being
Speaker 3: excited about Cooper Flag. Yeah, and you know what I
Speaker 3: was thinking about too, Ben is you know for a while,
Speaker 3: no matter where I went, multiple pop would come up
Speaker 3: and go, Man, the Luca thing.
Speaker 2: What happened? You know?
Speaker 3: They just want to talk about it. Man, I'm getting
Speaker 3: a lot of people coming up. They're not saying, how
Speaker 3: good is Cooper Flag? They're just going, can you believe
Speaker 3: we got the number one? Like, just the absurdity of
Speaker 3: it all. People want to talk about it. And I think,
Speaker 3: you know, college basketball is so different than it was.
Speaker 3: I think people watched it with way more frequency fifteen
Speaker 3: years ago than they do now. But I think even
Speaker 3: your average sports fan knows that Cooper Flag's a big deal,
Speaker 3: even if they haven't paid attention to him.
Speaker 2: Did he say anything else that stood out? Talking about him? Defensively?
Speaker 2: He was talking about the idea of PJ. Washington Junior.
Speaker 3: To me, if it was a kid in charge of things,
Speaker 3: they would keep PJ. Washington Junior just the way that
Speaker 3: Jay Kid was talking about him, the versatility of stuff,
Speaker 3: and then also talking about you know how quickly Kai
Speaker 3: can get back. Did you see the report Kai was
Speaker 3: rejuvenated by the Cooper Flag No, I mean they know
Speaker 3: the guy can play. Yeah, he's respected that he's cool,
Speaker 3: He's respected already. Naji Marshall was on what is It
Speaker 3: Old Man in the three podcast, and he was talking
Speaker 3: about how it hurt his soul because Luca was his guy.
Speaker 3: But he was like, man, Cooper Flag's a dog like me.
Speaker 3: Like he said that paraphrase. He basically said, that guy's
Speaker 3: a dog like I am. That's so rare for established
Speaker 3: veterans to feel that way. He's eighteen, about a guy
Speaker 3: who's barely you know, old enough to even be in
Speaker 3: the league. And even the guys that weren't Avail, you know,
Speaker 3: a part of Team USA last September, that clip was
Speaker 3: crazy viral. It was everywhere of Cooper Flag bawling out
Speaker 3: against all those adults.
Speaker 2: When he was doing that, he was seventeen. Geez, that clip.
Speaker 3: That was going around to him going up, remember when.
Speaker 3: And then there's another where Anthony Davis blocked a shot
Speaker 3: and he got it right back and took it right
Speaker 3: back to the rim like he didn't freak out.
Speaker 2: He was seventeen when that was happening.
Speaker 1: Another cold ass white boy in the MAVs organizations.
Speaker 2: Yeah me too. All right?
Speaker 3: Coming up next, what's going on in Dallas? KT brings
Speaker 3: us a shocking reddit post that you have to hear.
Speaker 3: That's next.
Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere? What's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have more reasons why Dallas and for
Speaker 3: worth top ten cent. I saw the Sun reddit last
Speaker 3: night and beware there's you know, there's subreddits for everything,
Speaker 3: Like there's a subreddit for Richardson if you want Richardson news.
Speaker 2: A swing in there, just see what are people talking about?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, land on Dallas last night and took a peek,
Speaker 3: and I think you guys are going to enjoy what
Speaker 3: I stumbled across.
Speaker 2: I'm going to read this to you via retit. Are
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: Looking for a hospice friendly mail stripper for my terminally
Speaker 3: ill friend. Let's okay and go I've heard of this
Speaker 3: type of thing before. Well, really like a final wish,
Speaker 3: can you can you? I want to hear the phrasing
Speaker 3: exactly again. Well, let me read the post too. Wait,
Speaker 3: is it a hospice friendly mail stripper? Is that what
Speaker 3: she said?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Excellent.
Speaker 1: Hello, My beautiful friend has terminal cancer and has been
Speaker 1: fighting it for years. In June, she's going to go
Speaker 1: into hospice care. Right now, she's still fairly active and
Speaker 1: able to enjoy life. We're having a party for her
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks and want to hire a stripper.
Speaker 3: Skin you said you've always wanted to smash the headboard
Speaker 3: of a deathbed. Oh, dude, that's a dream of mine.
Speaker 3: In fact, well, I'll leave that alone. But yes, thank
Speaker 3: you for putting that out there, because I'm sure there's
Speaker 3: someone out there that can help me.
Speaker 1: I assumed if that's something that you'd say out loud
Speaker 1: in the break room, that's good for on air.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's when we taught anything we say around each
Speaker 8: other it's okay to share with listeners.
Speaker 3: Golden loves that whole routine.
Speaker 2: Did the deathbed headboard thing again?
Speaker 1: I've been googling and looking at all kinds of stripper
Speaker 1: sites and I'm still so confused because I've never done
Speaker 1: this before. Many of the websites don't have pictures and
Speaker 1: want payment before requesting a specific dancer. We'd be fine
Speaker 1: with that, but we just want to make sure the
Speaker 1: dancer is going to be comfortable with dancing for a
Speaker 1: hospice patient. My friend said that if we were going
Speaker 1: to get her a stripper, she would prefer a man
Speaker 1: with blonde hair and lots of tattoos.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm so close.
Speaker 1: You would think there would be thousands of these, and
Speaker 1: maybe there are, but I'm having trouble locating them online.
Speaker 1: She said, Please don't message me offering your amateur services,
Speaker 1: no offense. We're looking for a professional stripper, not a prostitute.
Speaker 1: I posted this ten minutes ago and I've already gotten
Speaker 1: three random people messaging me offering to come sex up
Speaker 1: my friend. He also said that you have made a GoFundMe,
Speaker 1: but they couldn't put for a stripper on there, so
Speaker 1: they had to put a magician on the on to
Speaker 1: keep it up.
Speaker 2: You said, you've heard something like this, Ben.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of people being, you know, termally ill
Speaker 3: and wanting to go out with one last bang.
Speaker 2: Hell it was in fight Club, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: What movie was that? Yeah, wasn't it?
Speaker 3: I think it was just your life? No, I think
Speaker 3: there it was in a movie where this lady. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because she goes, she she gets on the mic at
Speaker 3: what you know he kept going to these support groups. Huh,
Speaker 3: and so one of them is all these terminal ill people.
Speaker 3: Is the only way he could sleep is to go
Speaker 3: to those things. Oh and she goes, I've got condoms,
Speaker 3: and it goes feedback on the mic.
Speaker 2: I remember him going to those meetings, but I don't
Speaker 2: remember that.
Speaker 3: God, I haven't seen Fight Club and I wanted one
Speaker 3: last go round before she left, you know, so it's
Speaker 3: not uncommon.
Speaker 2: Was that inspired me to watch Fight Club again? Was
Speaker 2: that fight Club? Or was that club? What did he say? Jesus,
Speaker 2: I really don't know what just happened.
Speaker 9: Did you actually say it? And this is just a stripper,
Speaker 9: this isn't banging it out? I know, I'm shocked to skin.
Speaker 9: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: What what just happened? That is amazing. He's the best ever. Uh.
Speaker 3: Well, we're on satellite radio now, So what else is
Speaker 3: in the story?
Speaker 2: Were you saying Christina?
Speaker 9: You were saying that she's just looking for a stripper,
Speaker 9: not prostitute.
Speaker 2: You're looking to have some intercourse.
Speaker 3: It doesn't right, Yeah, I mean, I mean you know,
Speaker 3: things get going, the dance goes well, Yeah, it goes well.
Speaker 9: I don't think strippers want that. Their strippers, not prostitutes.
Speaker 8: Male strippers want that. I think they look at us
Speaker 8: a way to me to meetustomers. Yeah, okay, what percentage
Speaker 8: of strippers are prostitutes?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 3: One four, seven eight seven one nine one. I thought
Speaker 3: you're gonna ask the age old question. What percentage of
Speaker 3: hospice patients have STDs?
Speaker 2: Man? I felt like I learned a lot about STDs
Speaker 2: this morning too. But at the school, that's amazing. Let's
Speaker 2: say it like that. Really Yeah, yep, all right.
Speaker 8: Man, pretty good sounds that's a weird way to say
Speaker 8: it the way you said there was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of stuff that just happened
Speaker 3: that I will never quite fathom. Coming up next, yeah,
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Speaker 6: It's time food.
Speaker 2: Do you guys like Mexican food?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hell yes, especially lote? Do you like it with a
Speaker 2: little text?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think a lote is more traditional Mexican fair. I
Speaker 3: don't believe it's considered text mex But I could.
Speaker 2: Be with you like text mex over Mexican food.
Speaker 3: What is a LOTEI usually got usually got mayo or
Speaker 3: butter in it, like street corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's got the juice. Dallas Observer here with their list
Speaker 1: of twelve the best text Mexsan Dallas. Now I do uh.
Speaker 1: I would like to put Lauren Drews Daniels to task here,
Speaker 1: let's rank these things. It's okay, okay, we can put
Speaker 1: but she didn't just put them all out there. So
Speaker 1: you so you've seen the list. We haven't the list?
Speaker 3: Is it real? Is it text Metro? Did they throw
Speaker 3: in like Mexican.
Speaker 2: Food best text Mexan Dallas? Okay? They went text Max
Speaker 2: No on the border, all point on the borders.
Speaker 3: A huge basket of chips, which is really having a
Speaker 3: bag of chips before you eat, and a margarita like
Speaker 3: mandatory Act one in the Constitution. Chili co Let's start
Speaker 3: with tip A Cooas. That's off Northwest Highway. Have you
Speaker 3: guys been to tip A Cooas?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: She says they discovered it last year. It's near Bachman Lake, Oh, okay,
Speaker 3: west side. So if you want, you can get your
Speaker 3: authentic Mexican dishes, your menudo, your Lingua, things like that.
Speaker 3: But the real big plate is the text mex Ta ketos.
Speaker 3: That's what you really want. There any type of chicken
Speaker 3: flow to count me in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, magical play get this on Mondays Beef chilatas for
Speaker 1: seven ninety five?
Speaker 2: Hey, get that.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between a flouta and a taketo corn
Speaker 3: and flour.
Speaker 2: I believe that's accurate. Which ones which? Yeah, flower is
Speaker 2: a flout.
Speaker 3: That would make sense, right, although I've always thought I
Speaker 3: feel like I've had flopped as before that work corn.
Speaker 2: They used to call it a flower to flower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a Vilos Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 2: This is off Maple. It has been to a Vilas
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 3: I used to work near there a thousand years ago,
Speaker 3: and it was there back in the day.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's right when you were selling your butt for money.
Speaker 2: Look at him man, Yeah, to excuse himself. Uh, why not?
Speaker 2: Because the rule in Texas.
Speaker 1: Avila's has been there since nineteen eighty six. Yeah, it'll
Speaker 1: tip our hat to them. It's good.
Speaker 3: Casa Nevadro off Marsh Lane there so probably close to
Speaker 3: joseieh Reckords, I would assume, Yeah, Marsh, that sounds like
Speaker 3: the Thomas Jefferson neighborhood. I have never been to that.
Speaker 1: They said their first review of Casa Navarro was thirty
Speaker 1: years ago, and they're reminiscing their old days of Judas
Speaker 1: Priest in Northtown Mall.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys ever been to Northtown Mall?
Speaker 9: No? No, but it does look like it's in a
Speaker 9: strip mall area.
Speaker 1: With the chips and salsa. They give you a bowl
Speaker 1: of bean soup? Is that what they give you a glorias?
Speaker 1: We were, uh, that's luxury beaned it because.
Speaker 3: That bean soup is it's usually like charo beans and
Speaker 3: it's real brothy. It's not the kind of thing i'd
Speaker 3: throw down on. Yeah, but I recently saw my dad
Speaker 3: consume some. All right, and more on that tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Things Desperados Greenville Avenue really good.
Speaker 2: We've all been there as damn fine. I got prank
Speaker 2: there a time or two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a long time talk about it, Okay, now
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I care more about that than anything.
Speaker 1: So back when I worked at AM station in town,
Speaker 1: they they desperate was brought by a bunch of food
Speaker 1: and then a guy over there named Killer was like,
Speaker 1: hey man, they left some some bags of stuff, some
Speaker 1: goodies for the morning show. But those guys are gone,
Speaker 1: so you can have them. And the idea was to
Speaker 1: get me to take free stuff. And then they were
Speaker 1: gonna call me later be like why did you take
Speaker 1: that stuff? But I knew what was going on, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who had a hand in this was
Speaker 1: Christina's boyfriend one Mike's Roy, and I remember, for this
Speaker 1: is over ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Now clearly he.
Speaker 9: Didn't have my good influence yet.
Speaker 3: I so I remember being at my crappy day job,
Speaker 3: but right across the street this oil company over here,
Speaker 3: and like can he take a call with Junior Miller?
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I know what's going on?
Speaker 3: Like I did, and then Sir Roy was mad at me,
Speaker 3: like dude, why couldn't you just play it up like
Speaker 3: and it like went into the weekend like.
Speaker 2: It was a because you're not a fraud. Well, like
Speaker 2: here's the thing.
Speaker 1: He then he took me to this brothers and they
Speaker 1: were going to take a picture of me and hang
Speaker 1: it up on the wall. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't do this, but I and I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: brag that I caught it. I got lucky that I
Speaker 1: caught on to what was going on. And I caught
Speaker 1: onto what was going on, but this killer did a
Speaker 1: horrible job of selling the pranktor.
Speaker 3: But they were all mad at me because I sniffed
Speaker 3: it out. And I'm like, well, prank some dumbass, then
Speaker 3: don't prank me. Oh you're saying the non on air
Speaker 3: guy did a bad job of setting it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, but then I was also going then I think,
Speaker 1: because you know, memories work, I do think the musers
Speaker 1: actually think I stole their stuff, which though not really.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good. I think we're good now, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. All right, where are we in the list?
Speaker 2: We're more good next?
Speaker 3: Coming up next, we'll continue this list and find out
Speaker 3: any other pranks that Kat was able to swash before
Speaker 3: they happened. Banan Skin Show ninety seven point one The
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Speaker 3: three to six. Come join us up there. Now, let's
Speaker 3: get back to KT and part two of The Dallas
Speaker 3: Observer's Best Tex Mex Restaurants in Town. You got through four,
Speaker 3: so it was eight to get to her. E Bar
Speaker 3: text mes off hash school.
Speaker 2: Yes it's good. Yes, let's have always heard of Ebar,
Speaker 2: never been.
Speaker 9: It's packed all the time.
Speaker 3: It's not a real big place, but yes, it's packed
Speaker 3: all the time. It's worth it, they say. The sour
Speaker 3: cream chicken Enchilada was on their one hundred Dishes in Dallas. Dude,
Speaker 3: that used to be my go to I've never been
Speaker 3: to this place, but that used to be my absolute
Speaker 3: go to text Max order.
Speaker 2: It's a jam.
Speaker 6: It's so good.
Speaker 2: It's a jam. Wow. Jefferson Boulevard El Ranchito, that's.
Speaker 9: Right by me.
Speaker 2: I've never had l Rangeeto.
Speaker 9: I don't think we've been there yet.
Speaker 2: Wait is it open? Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3: Doesn't say is it right down from the Kestler. I
Speaker 3: have been to a text right down from the castle.
Speaker 3: I've been there and I didn't know the name of
Speaker 3: it because when I was stumbling there. It's three in
Speaker 3: the morning after a concert.
Speaker 9: But it's packed, it looks it looks awesome. The sign
Speaker 9: looks real old school and it's packed all the time too.
Speaker 2: I have been there. It's good.
Speaker 1: Also on Jefferson, there's Gonzales Restaurant. Maybe you're talking about
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of good options off Jefferson at three am. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Herrera's oak Cliff hold On. We've definitely been to Herrera's.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know that he was a great shortstop for the Rangers,
Speaker 3: Toby for many years. Yeah, Toby Hara Men's right was
Speaker 3: Toby Herrera Toby had adam thirty combination plates there in
Speaker 3: addition to apps and specials. That's there's no way they
Speaker 3: could rig that with thirty combinations? Can people even read
Speaker 3: menus that are that big? Now, that's too much reading
Speaker 3: for people, right, it's a.
Speaker 9: Little too much anxiety for me.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know like that one reads anymore. We
Speaker 2: all skim. It's like when they hand you, oh god,
Speaker 2: what's on air?
Speaker 3: When they hand you the menu at cheesecake factory, you
Speaker 3: feel like you have to pay tuition?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes, how much do I owe you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Do I get three credits for this?
Speaker 9: Or?
Speaker 2: Don't worry?
Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield's outside and he'll take you in his s
Speaker 3: uv and knock off some of those funds.
Speaker 2: La comedia is that kitchen? Is that the food? Food?
Speaker 3: Food?
Speaker 9: Yeah, Coxina is kitchen.
Speaker 3: But it's law not l right, So it's the feminine food,
Speaker 3: it's masculine. It's a comedo el food. I'm fluent, it's
Speaker 3: been I mean, speaking of speaking of generic names, is
Speaker 3: the Boy still open? The Boy?
Speaker 2: El Chico Chico? Way back in the day. I love
Speaker 2: going to al Chico. All right, let's go to the
Speaker 2: Boy and get some food.
Speaker 3: I love going to Al Chico and ordering some American
Speaker 3: chicken strips as a kid. Maybe that's what the Dave
Speaker 3: Matthew songs about. Show me the menu, They show me
Speaker 3: the whole minden, little boy, show.
Speaker 2: Me the menu. Whatever I say, alright, a lot of
Speaker 2: little boy. Well whatever gets you in the rock and
Speaker 2: Roll Hall of Fame? Am I right? Hell? You'll pool
Speaker 2: on anybody to get in there.
Speaker 3: One of my favorites, uh Lost Palmis. This is down
Speaker 3: on a Route Street.
Speaker 1: It's the same guy that runs Mike's Gemini twin the
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, Palmas is dope.
Speaker 2: Dude, get a reservation.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Mike's Jim and I Disco Soul Party twin
Speaker 3: Lounge and they have the hot dog roller.
Speaker 2: I wonder if this spot has like a Taketo roller.
Speaker 9: It looks super nice inside. Is it two stories or no?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. If it is, I didn't go
Speaker 2: up there. I was.
Speaker 3: I was had be a patio guy because I had
Speaker 3: the reservations inside.
Speaker 2: Would you go? Do you get Arnie Palmas to drink?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, but I should? Which is half tea, half lemonade
Speaker 2: or what else? That's it?
Speaker 1: It can't be just those what it is nice lost palmis.
Speaker 1: Everyone should go trying Mariano's Haciendo ranch. Yep, is that
Speaker 1: the one that's got the huge bear?
Speaker 3: Oh well I don't that is a hat siendo ranch.
Speaker 2: But what was the first part. I don't think that's
Speaker 2: Mario Mariano's has sienda. That must be a different one
Speaker 2: without a bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one's on Skillman opening nineteen seventy one on
Speaker 1: Greenville Avenue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's different joint. It's this is the guy
Speaker 3: who may invented the frozen margarita machine. Oh it is
Speaker 3: this is Mariano Mariano Martinez. Really I thought, wasn't that
Speaker 3: a brinker thing? That wasn't a chili thing. Didn't they
Speaker 3: invent the margarita?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I know a guy from Dallas did? They just perfected it? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: Well there's just been a big cock fight about that
Speaker 3: over the year. It does have a giant beer on
Speaker 3: the inside.
Speaker 2: Kt Okay, is it then it is?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I never won.
Speaker 3: I always have just called it la Hacienda Ranch. I
Speaker 3: think that was racist for Katie to call it a cockfight.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, they have each one has their Maybe maybe you're right, yea,
Speaker 3: Pepez and Mito's. I've heard a lot about this. This
Speaker 3: is off Elm Street. Never been uh deep Elm.
Speaker 1: Very good guy. Fiery actually went and made this one
Speaker 1: of his stops.
Speaker 2: Got his hair dye everywhere.
Speaker 3: Went back there, told them their food was great, ate it,
Speaker 3: then moved on to his next spot.
Speaker 2: He never criticized any of these places, snorted a line
Speaker 2: of pepsid.
Speaker 3: And then off Lemon Avenue, MIA's, tex mex Okay, of course,
Speaker 3: obviously Jerry and Jimmy the photo. I'm I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure that that's the same family that started Mekosina. I
Speaker 3: think me Cosina is a split off of that family.
Speaker 3: But if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I just always thought
Speaker 3: that was the case. I just I'm realizing I live
Speaker 3: so far away, so far away from everything.
Speaker 2: None of those places are within an hour.
Speaker 3: Of realizing every single one of them is south of
Speaker 3: six thirty five?
Speaker 2: Is that the whole list?
Speaker 11: That's it?
Speaker 3: Okay, And there's three that I would think need to
Speaker 3: be on there. One is, and I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's Vassino or Vaccino. It's right over by Berger Schmerger.
Speaker 9: Probably Vosino.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good little neighborhood. Text mech spot, it's
Speaker 3: really really good. I've been there a couple of times.
Speaker 3: I love Bandidos and Snyder Plaza. Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it's great. And man, it's a partial family friend. But
Speaker 3: it's a Dallas institution and Dallas Observer once said it's
Speaker 3: the best hangover taco in town. Tupanambas. Yeah, Twope's tacos good,
Speaker 3: Twopie's rules, shout out to Panamas.
Speaker 2: All Right, there you have it.
Speaker 3: There's the food news of Double Dose before we get
Speaker 3: out of here. In the last thirty minutes of the show,
Speaker 3: Don't Go Anywhere, we got an update on the prison break,
Speaker 3: and then we turn up the Benin skin wayback Machine
Speaker 3: and we listen to some sports infernos. We're going to
Speaker 3: keep you smiling on your drive home. Don't Go Anywhere.
Speaker 3: The Ben and Skin Can Ben Skin Show continues next
Speaker 3: and now it's time for Basis Day Up Day, featuring
Speaker 3: veteran news anchor kt F on tweets.
Speaker 7: Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, we told you about the New Orleans prison break,
Speaker 3: where ten inmates escaped through a hole in the wall
Speaker 3: behind the toilet and sink fixture, and on the wall
Speaker 3: they wrote we innocent and too easy.
Speaker 2: Lol.
Speaker 1: As of yesterday's reporting, three of those men had been found,
Speaker 1: seven still on the loose. They have found one more. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're down to six on the lamb.
Speaker 2: That was really funny.
Speaker 1: Four have been caught. But the big development is this
Speaker 1: a maintenance worker has been arrested.
Speaker 2: Helping them.
Speaker 1: Thirty three year old Sterling Williams shut off the water
Speaker 1: at the jail allegedly, and then it allowed them to
Speaker 1: remove the metal toilet and the sink fixture from the
Speaker 1: cell wall. He He claims one of the inmates threatened
Speaker 1: to quote shank him if he did not help them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough dilemma. You guys called this.
Speaker 3: You guys guess there was a you know, what do
Speaker 3: you do in that situation? Either get shanked, help them
Speaker 3: risk going to prison, or just quit.
Speaker 2: I put him by two weeks.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say he is very, very stuck to
Speaker 3: the idea of no narks, because it just seems to me,
Speaker 3: since the guy's already in prison, that you could go
Speaker 3: to the warden and go that guy threatened to shank
Speaker 3: me if I didn't help him Britain and then they
Speaker 3: can put him into the thing right then what if
Speaker 3: the shank is out though, like you, there's no time
Speaker 3: to go to the warden.
Speaker 9: Well, but you tell him like, yeah, I'll do it
Speaker 9: right now, and then instead.
Speaker 3: Of going to do it, like he didn't get to
Speaker 3: walk around with you with a shank next to you
Speaker 3: until you walk to shut the water off. I feel
Speaker 3: like you, guys are I'm following you, I see you,
Speaker 3: I hear you, I understand you.
Speaker 2: But here's the problem.
Speaker 3: I think we're just assuming that the warden's highly available.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna admit I haven't been to prison in a
Speaker 3: long time, so things may have changed. But it seems
Speaker 3: to me that like prisoners may just be threatening people
Speaker 3: all the time right in its prison of life. And
Speaker 3: I feel like if you go tell the warden on
Speaker 3: somebody that it's not gonna work out good for you
Speaker 3: no matter what, or why couldn't you do this? Why
Speaker 3: couldn't you go through with it and tell the warden
Speaker 3: in advance? I was threatened with this, So let's have
Speaker 3: the whole crew. They're ready to just grab the guys
Speaker 3: and stick them in in solitary confinement for trying to
Speaker 3: break out, and then I've told you what I'm doing,
Speaker 3: so we're in on it, like when I wore a
Speaker 3: wire for the FBI, Like we went through the paces, dude,
Speaker 3: So you'd immediately have to go get a job somewhere else.
Speaker 3: You couldn't be around convicts knowing that you just busted
Speaker 3: ten of them.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad at the age of eleven, I changed
Speaker 1: my career path because I grew up wanting to be
Speaker 1: a maintenance worker at a prison profit and when I decided,
Speaker 1: you know, broadcasting could be fun.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So also, the inmate's left the jail doing these three things,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to see what you guys thought
Speaker 1: would be the hardest thing to do of these three
Speaker 1: things for you personally. They left the jail through the
Speaker 1: loading dock, okay, so you have to jump off the
Speaker 1: loading dock. They scaled a wall, and then they ran
Speaker 1: across Interstate ten, which I could do.
Speaker 3: You guys think you could do all the trifecta. There's
Speaker 3: no way I would break a leg and at least
Speaker 3: one of those things.
Speaker 9: My knees started hurting as soon as you said jumping off.
Speaker 2: The loading the same here, Like, I could not do that,
Speaker 2: that would hurt. I don't even like taking the stairs.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna do life.
Speaker 3: What about the story where old ten prisoners got arrested
Speaker 3: at the loading dock because they were unwilling to jump
Speaker 3: off of it? Oh my god, you know what's so
Speaker 3: funny about that video when they are all jumping off
Speaker 3: of it and they're all on a single file line running,
Speaker 3: probably just adrenaline bump and probably some giggling going on.
Speaker 3: Go back and watch that same video, but superimpose the
Speaker 3: Peanuts music on top.
Speaker 2: I know, seriously, it's kind of funny to watch it.
Speaker 1: So, a civilian employee of the sh af's office was
Speaker 1: the only person monitoring security systems in that part of
Speaker 1: the jail where the escape occurred. But he had left
Speaker 1: his station at that time to go get some food. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is that he went to pee?
Speaker 2: Was that another story I saw?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And in fact, our buddy Mike p textans he
Speaker 3: goes man, there's a story that says that guy wants
Speaker 3: to take a pee.
Speaker 2: When that happened, he says he went to get food
Speaker 2: in the new York Times. But you know, multienant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Mike p is reporting that he went to
Speaker 3: take a week Okay, so uh yeah, and that guy's
Speaker 3: not being questioned that he left his post at the
Speaker 3: exact time he had to go get his third hot dog,
Speaker 3: and his roommates with Sterling Williams.
Speaker 2: It all seems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd only had two hot dogs for lunch, so
Speaker 1: he was going at dinner time to get his third
Speaker 1: and fourth hot dog because he was starving.
Speaker 2: Gay, I respect that he had an appetizer hot dog.
Speaker 3: He was many times he ran down to Mike's Gemini
Speaker 3: Lounge and was waiting to get some right off the right,
Speaker 3: off the left, another appetizer hot dogs, just to get started.
Speaker 1: Here, doesn't he Usually this might just be an understaffing thing,
Speaker 1: but usually you would go, hey, man, can you watch
Speaker 1: the cameras for a minute. I'm famished. I gotta get
Speaker 1: my fifth hot dog? Dude, Why doesn't anybody do that?
Speaker 1: Like we have sliders, why not have tiny hot dogs?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, fny hot hot dog apetizers?
Speaker 3: Excuse me, waiter, what's the difference in the entree hot
Speaker 3: dog and the appetizer?
Speaker 1: Why is it the warden bringing these up like an
Speaker 1: order and just kind of keeping his staff doing what
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 2: Right, and you need some replenishment. Aren't those pigs in
Speaker 2: a blanket?
Speaker 3: Those are pigs in a blanket, for sure, a little smoky,
Speaker 3: but well does the croissant make it that? Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a little hot dogs in a bunt normal. I've always
Speaker 3: thought it was a pancake and sausage made it a
Speaker 3: pig in a blanket?
Speaker 2: Oh, never noticed?
Speaker 6: All right?
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Speaker 6: It's time to Doleburg.
Speaker 2: It is that time. The Sports Inferno is back.
Speaker 1: If you don't know who that is quickly, I can
Speaker 1: tell you it's Carl Spoon and Rational Bill. And if
Speaker 1: you're new to the show, this would be somewhat of
Speaker 1: a prank interview. It's more of an interview with a
Speaker 1: blogger for the Red Sox whatever blog they were doing,
Speaker 1: probably Green Monster Nation or something, a guy named Brian.
Speaker 2: This will take us back to the year twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: But if you're not familiar with these prank interviews, basically,
Speaker 3: you know, these guys agree to be interviewed because they're
Speaker 3: dying to be interviewed, and so the listeners in on
Speaker 3: the prank, and we're in on the prank. The only
Speaker 3: person who doesn't know what's a prank is the guy
Speaker 3: getting interviewed. And we're kind of making fun of sports
Speaker 3: talk radio with the weird pairings, the juxtaposition between two
Speaker 3: weird hosts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, we just have fun with all
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: I kind of always felt like it was improvisational sketch
Speaker 3: comedy in which one of the members didn't know what
Speaker 3: was happening.
Speaker 2: He was in on improvisational sketch comedy.
Speaker 3: So here it is Sports Inferno, Red Sox blogger Brian
Speaker 3: on this day a long time ago.
Speaker 7: Welcome back to the Sports.
Speaker 2: Inferno Inferno with Choral and Rational Bill.
Speaker 3: Won.
Speaker 5: Come back to the Inferno at Simon to heat it
Speaker 5: up in this It's.
Speaker 2: Your boy Carl's Food, Rolling.
Speaker 5: Strong on a Tuesday afternoon with my main man, Rational Bill.
Speaker 7: How you feeling today, Rational Bill?
Speaker 11: I woke up and had a little bit of a fever,
Speaker 11: but I feel pretty good.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: You're a warrior.
Speaker 5: The Rangers better get their act together in Boston against
Speaker 5: the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 7: We thought we'd check in with the enemy.
Speaker 5: We're going behind enemy lines and today from the over
Speaker 5: the Monster blog. I know you've read it as you
Speaker 5: keep up with Mike Napoli and Robbie Ross. We're joined
Speaker 5: by Brian Joyner. Brian, how you doing. Welcome to the
Speaker 5: damn Inferno.
Speaker 10: Thank you. It's good to be here.
Speaker 7: Brian. I'm pissed off about Deflategate. What is your thoughts
Speaker 7: on this? What does it mean?
Speaker 10: I very much wanted Robert Kraft to do everything he
Speaker 10: could do.
Speaker 6: My god, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 7: You've gotta be kidding me, Brian.
Speaker 5: That's a disgrace to sports for that so called man
Speaker 5: to take a dump over all his fellow owners. I
Speaker 5: think it's the damnest christ Brian Joyner.
Speaker 7: E Brian your thoughts.
Speaker 10: I'm just happy we have the trophy because if we
Speaker 10: didn't win, this would be miserable.
Speaker 11: The people in the Boston area respect Tom Brady.
Speaker 7: Great question, rational bility, Brian.
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, but I don't think that they are rational
Speaker 10: about it.
Speaker 2: Well, still have the Green Monster.
Speaker 5: The interesting follow up over the Monster blog is Brian Joyner,
Speaker 5: So what is the fallout up there on the playgate?
Speaker 10: Everyone is waiting now to see if Brady will get
Speaker 10: a reduced suspension, and he already knows that, and I
Speaker 10: think everybody assumes that.
Speaker 2: That is what's going to happen.
Speaker 11: I feel like a Brady's pretty good and the punishment
Speaker 11: is good, but maybe it's not as it's not too much,
Speaker 11: but it's okay, just the right amount of four games Brian,
Speaker 11: what are your thoughts?
Speaker 10: Were your thoughts Brian Cougan?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: That being damn travesty? Are you if they ever don't
Speaker 7: say to games, I'm gonna be pest off rational.
Speaker 11: Bell dak to see where they would do it. I
Speaker 11: can't say it, hell though, I can see both sides.
Speaker 11: I can see why you would keep it it for
Speaker 11: and why you would make it to.
Speaker 10: What side are you on, Brian, don't be a okay
Speaker 10: then no?
Speaker 9: Damn?
Speaker 2: Hey, Brian, you remember that year that dead or Andy Moss? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good question.
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite cowboy of all time?
Speaker 10: I really liked them when he played What a.
Speaker 7: Front runner this guy is?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I like the old time Yardist leader.
Speaker 11: One of due my favorite with Gen Gamp. You like
Speaker 11: the Shark, he just hustled so much. I like Biddle
Speaker 11: Bass too hard worker?
Speaker 6: Brian.
Speaker 11: Yeah, do you like Kiddy gamp who he's a special
Speaker 11: teams player. But I don't like the front running superstars
Speaker 11: as much as I like the other day.
Speaker 10: The Marion Barber when he was good to watch.
Speaker 2: Mary and Barber was a running back.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I know you of those.
Speaker 5: Arts in Rational Bill talking to Brian Johnson, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: Brian Joyner.
Speaker 7: Brian Johnson's the lead singer of a c d C.
Speaker 7: Do you like a c d C?
Speaker 2: Brian?
Speaker 10: Of course?
Speaker 7: What's your favorite a c DC song?
Speaker 10: I don't know. Thunder Struck, Oh that's.
Speaker 7: But you know what that one about your rational Bill,
Speaker 7: there's a good one. I'd love to hear you sing it.
Speaker 11: Don there donder to roll and may.
Speaker 7: Bolting out a c DC. Who's your favorite band?
Speaker 10: Brian, oh Man, I don't know whichever one? The Patriots like?
Speaker 7: God, what a bench rider you are.
Speaker 11: You're trying to antagonize this with your talking about the
Speaker 11: Cowboys and Patriots, But I want to talk to Red Sacks.
Speaker 2: Wait, are they good this year?
Speaker 10: They're okay, not as bad as the Rangers?
Speaker 2: But wow, is Robbie Ross a closer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 2: Whatever happened? Is he still in playing the baseball?
Speaker 10: I mean, I guess he's you guess I.
Speaker 7: Thought you're a rat Sox blogger. You gotta be on
Speaker 7: top of this, Brian. We gotta know what is Robbie
Speaker 7: Ross's roll.
Speaker 10: He's a left handed guy who gets a couple outs
Speaker 10: or doesn't get them, and it comes out of the game.
Speaker 11: He was left handed here too, I remember him still
Speaker 11: left handed.
Speaker 7: Up in Boston. We're talking to an expert broh troiter.
Speaker 2: On they over the mother in fun of my question.
Speaker 2: I can tell you how no, no, no, not a
Speaker 2: baseball guy.
Speaker 6: I'm okay.
Speaker 2: I'm a football expert and none of baseball.
Speaker 5: And he's talking about European football. He's a soccer guy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: any soccer questions for rational.
Speaker 10: Bill Brian Uh, who does he think is gonna win
Speaker 10: the Champions League final?
Speaker 2: Follow fah, yes.
Speaker 8: You never, my god, having brought Brendan Time's voice come
Speaker 8: in every time with that stupid explosion, Carlsman can roll
Speaker 8: with anything and turn it into sports content.
Speaker 7: All right, what do you think? What's your favorite a song?
Speaker 1: It's amazing too because it really was a situation though,
Speaker 1: like asking Ben who was going to be in the Champions.
Speaker 2: Track he told him about was an expert? Asked me
Speaker 2: one question that I could I ask?
Speaker 9: He got a little exit.
Speaker 8: Was that your tattoo? Do you remember when Randy Moss plaited?
Speaker 8: And then who's your favorite cowboy?
Speaker 2: My favorite line is that he was left handed when
Speaker 2: he was here too.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was a good way to ended Tuesday. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm smilling old big Wow. So back in the day,
Speaker 3: Kat used to go into the Rangers clubhouse and grab audio.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget when he walked up to Robbie Ross,
Speaker 3: he looked him dead in the eye and he said.
Speaker 2: DM me for socks and panty purchases.
Speaker 3: And Robbie Ross passed, that's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 3: Christina is gonna stick around and play some tunes here
Speaker 3: on the Eagle.
Speaker 6: Here you going, well, I'm gonna get my sock back.
Speaker 2: Dude had enough fun in games al art