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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another episode of Laura Kane After Dark. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for joining us, thank you for listening, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for watching, thank you for sharing, thank you for commenting

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<v Speaker 1>all the things. I'm Laura Kane. This is there Grimmar

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<v Speaker 1>Hi and we have producer Brian behind the mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>We have almost been out this for six years. August,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be six years, six years doing the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Two episodes a week. I know on my little thing

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<v Speaker 1>where I load the episodes it I know we've done

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<v Speaker 1>more because some of them we erased, but it says

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred and fifty episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot, a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's not even as many as we have done.

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<v Speaker 1>The earlier ones I had to erase because they were

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<v Speaker 1>two naughty, the ones we did for your bed. Oh yeah, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Evan's birthday was yesterday. She's not twenty one. She's legal.

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<v Speaker 1>We can not like like I'm gonna go drink with her,

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<v Speaker 1>but like she can go to clubs in New York

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff now. So she's super excited. I leave to

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<v Speaker 1>go see Charlie with my mom and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>ranch Withokamonga and we're flying together. Yeah, but check this out.

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<v Speaker 1>She's eighty four. She can walk fine, but she can't

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<v Speaker 1>walk through an airport. It's too much for her. So

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<v Speaker 1>we get her a wheelchair. And you know, it's so

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<v Speaker 1>great about that front of the line privileges.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all freeboarding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it, and it's great for my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's good because she's gonna see Charlie. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not lost on me that she's eighty four and

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<v Speaker 1>that seeing Charlie living in Portland is rare. And she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see Judy Church too, because thirty minutes from Charlie.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's going to be something.

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<v Speaker 1>On Friday morning when we wake up, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>a casino in Washington. Jesus, it's not me, it's my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and Judy.

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<v Speaker 2>She can't go like one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they love it. They love They love to go

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<v Speaker 1>get their bloody Mary's, sit at the penny slots and smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know what, I am all for it. You've

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<v Speaker 1>earned the right to do whatever you want and if

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<v Speaker 1>this makes you happy and like smile, do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. It's okay, okay, So I

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<v Speaker 1>told you I was gonna tell you something that you

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<v Speaker 1>can try out for This weekend, there's a casting call

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<v Speaker 1>happening in Peebee in a parking lot behind the Bank

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<v Speaker 1>of America on Felspar Street. They've set up a pop

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<v Speaker 1>up villa where you can go, show up and try

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<v Speaker 1>out for Love Island, USA.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that said?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's not the one I got it I got.

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<v Speaker 3>The one I got was for.

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<v Speaker 1>Love Island is where I mean barely. They're bikini these

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<v Speaker 1>bare chess hot people, betrayal drugs, yes, yes, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they end up with another, you know, another person. There's tears,

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<v Speaker 1>there's drama. So they're coming to San Diego to look

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<v Speaker 1>for some fresh faces. So if you fetch your jam,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be part of.

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<v Speaker 2>It that show.

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<v Speaker 3>The one I got was for Temptation Island.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the same sort of both of them. We would

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<v Speaker 1>not qualify. We would not not unless they had like

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<v Speaker 1>and who would want to see an old version of

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<v Speaker 1>Love Island? Love Island over fifty. I know nobody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to see like us in one pieces with like sashes

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<v Speaker 1>around our waist because we don't want to showld butts anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to go, it's between two and

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<v Speaker 1>seven on Saturday and there you go. Good luck could

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<v Speaker 1>be fun, you could be famous. Yes, this is scary

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<v Speaker 1>as hell. Life imitating art, just like the show The

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<v Speaker 1>Last of Us, which is on HBO Max. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>zombie show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I heard about this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a matter of time. It's a matter of

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<v Speaker 1>time before it is a real thing where zombies exist.

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<v Speaker 1>A deadly fungus is threatening the US. The Daily Mail

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<v Speaker 1>says a lethal fungus is rapidly spreading, especially in states

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<v Speaker 1>like Florida in texts Oh good. It can cause serious

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<v Speaker 1>lung infection and lead to death in very vulnerable individuals.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctors say, if you're at risk, avoid soil, wear masks

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<v Speaker 1>in dusty areas, and maintain clean air in hospitals and homes.

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<v Speaker 1>The fungus is critical.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I'm hearing is that this is nothing like

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<v Speaker 2>the Last of Us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it all starts.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a specific strain of fungus based on something

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<v Speaker 2>called cordus steps. They are capable of growing infiltrating your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>So smart. Our boy is so smart.

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<v Speaker 1>He just retains information that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like, yeah, he's just more smart, But I also

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<v Speaker 2>just retained a lot of useless information.

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<v Speaker 1>Mart according to the World Health Organization, due to high

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<v Speaker 1>death rates and arising drug resistance. This is critical. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all going to turn it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like black mold zombies.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, stick with me, because in a zombie apocalypse, I

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<v Speaker 4>will be so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I just went out in the event. If you guys

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<v Speaker 2>getting affected, I am killing you. Please do please, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>putting you down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get all.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a cure coming boom too late.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, yeah, seriously, because you know what, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to take the chance.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll keep us safe. Don't worry, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Where would you, okay, what would you do in the

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<v Speaker 2>zombie apocalypse? What's your first move?

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<v Speaker 3>Hide where somewhere where they can't get me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he would not. You would not last because it

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<v Speaker 1>would be everything is torn, everything is all rotted, and

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<v Speaker 1>everything is there's been no humanity. You have to fight

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<v Speaker 1>for like a canna beans and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there's nobody to annoy me though, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to live in like a shack with like No,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't. I'd live in my glamorous apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there would be no glad. It would be falling

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<v Speaker 1>down to the ground because it'd be so old because

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<v Speaker 1>humanity has gone so long and you're one of the

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<v Speaker 1>only survivors. Who would you have to show it to nobody?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd book a cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>And then just die in the water.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what are you talking about? Those things and stay

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<v Speaker 2>off shore for months.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's a really good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got to make sure you've got on that

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<v Speaker 2>cruise before the infection hits.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 2>That make sure that people are because you're dead if

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<v Speaker 2>you got there.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 2>So if it's a safe bet, if they're like it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's early enough where they're screening everybody reliably. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get on that cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do that one hundred. Well there was there's a

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<v Speaker 1>cruise that'll take you throughout the whole world, and.

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<v Speaker 2>There's cruises or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Move over luxury cars, because thieves are now

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<v Speaker 1>stealing emblems not from Beamers, not from Ferraris, not from

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<v Speaker 1>Hyundai and Kia. Why why the Kia logo lately? It

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<v Speaker 1>is great, it is cool, it's super cool. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>are they stealing the one from that's the wings?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, okay, one, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They say teens are are searching for these kind of

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<v Speaker 1>cars to steal the emblems. It's like a sign of like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm cool if I have this emblem,

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<v Speaker 1>So watch out. If you have an authority, say park

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<v Speaker 1>in well lit areas and report any suspicious activity if

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<v Speaker 1>you see anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you guys sleep naked night?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>In what position? Generally say okay, what side?

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<v Speaker 3>Both?

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<v Speaker 2>Mostly though mostly I start and left. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>had to right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I start in my right side.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm left because the TV is right here and I

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<v Speaker 1>usually fall asleep to the TV. Sleeping on your back

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<v Speaker 1>is bad for you. According to health officials whatever unhealthiest position.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all, left side is healthier the right side.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know that experts recommend right side is healthy

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<v Speaker 1>the left side.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because of how your.

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<v Speaker 1>prevent acid reflex.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have that problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And promote spinal alignment. Oh so sleep on your left

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going to sleep on your side, but don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it'd be that big of deal.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't usually sleep on my back, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I nap on my back exclusively, though. If I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>Do you nap like do you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hands over the stomach?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, old man napping.

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<v Speaker 2>I do that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do like the dead body and the coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do old man napping.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Today's job applicants want a whole lot more more than.

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<v Speaker 4>We did.

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<v Speaker 1>Your generation wants a whole lot more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well things are more expensive now they have to know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not going to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Generally people want paid over time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's not always how it's been.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not always some companies, but this is.

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<v Speaker 2>The want over time.

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<v Speaker 1>Paid sick leave is a must.

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<v Speaker 2>That's federal. That's federally mandated.

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<v Speaker 1>Comprehensive health coverage, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes that's reaching. Depends on what.

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<v Speaker 1>Coverage they don't always Yeah for one kod and further

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<v Speaker 1>down the list, uh, financial security is most important for men,

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<v Speaker 1>top priority for women. It's PTO inclusive benefits, family needs,

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<v Speaker 1>and workplace culture. Now here's where it gets interesting. No

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<v Speaker 1>one has higher standards than gen Z and millennial workers.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what they want. Here are non negotiables for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Gen Z professionals are seeking let me guess, four day

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<v Speaker 3>Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that's a non negotiable. I don't think anybody is

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<v Speaker 2>offering that widespread.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what gen z ears are now.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what they want.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They want fun rooms with games like ping pong and

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<v Speaker 1>other recreational activities. Okay, they want nap rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>That's called your car.

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<v Speaker 1>And they want pet friendly alices. They want to bring

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<v Speaker 2>You're dog everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I tell Dodge pooped in them? Yeah? Okay? What

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<v Speaker 2>Actually the hardest to lift yourself up off the edge

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't have your arm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my gosh, okay, I was rehab story. We

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<v Speaker 2>Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so I was the one that had to climb over.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to step on on a knee and then

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<v Speaker 1>over that. I did it. Eventually. It was the hardest thing,

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<v Speaker 2>A most most men can I even do ten pull ups.

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<v Speaker 1>nobody else can hear. No, a hero being assaulted by

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<v Speaker 1>to end up with a small butterfly bandage and okay

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<v Speaker 1>to move on, John Wick.

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<v Speaker 2>You're done. Oh yeahh no.

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<v Speaker 1>You could punch it in the face, your lights out.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can do, if you can reliably do a

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<v Speaker 2>one on one, like a one on one fight, then

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<v Speaker 1>Probably unemployed bachelors with spacious, beautiful penhouse apartments aren't filled

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<v Speaker 1>with trash night Yeah, waking up looking fresh and stuffild

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<v Speaker 1>and mostly in a good mood. No, that's you know.

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<v Speaker 1>You can always tell when actresses have makeup on. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ordering a meal, eating just one bite and then checking

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing because you have to go somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a pet peeve of mine. I hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Or they like order a cup of coffee that take

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's such a waste. I hate that. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a website for you after this, or no

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<v Speaker 1>one app Uh, no one ever looks for parking. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just there. They just.

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<v Speaker 3>Still in front of the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And finally stopping my to have breakfast at a

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<v Speaker 1>friend's apartment before work. Yeah, right, like you're gonna have time? Yeah, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come over before eight o'clock and have

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast with me?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not work? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Not?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine the day that I was like, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, wait, I was kidding, I'm steal in bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding to weirdo? It was joking? Okay? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a weird rule that you've made up and you

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<v Speaker 1>continue to fall like? I'll give you an example of those.

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<v Speaker 1>the other shoelace, because if you don't, you'll end up

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<v Speaker 1>with one shoe that feels too tight and one shoe

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<v Speaker 1>that feels too loose. Do you have to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you? No? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Each armpit gets the same number of deodorant sprays.

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<v Speaker 2>Or rolls stick, so I use the stick.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do the same amount of wipes? How many wipes?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I definitely like a pattern though.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go one, two, three, one two three.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's like one two three. I

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<v Speaker 2>just like have like a like a motion like routine

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<v Speaker 2>I follow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait that okay. I want to do this right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to stand up me mm hmm, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to pretend like you're taking a quick shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see where you start washing and how

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<v Speaker 1>you do. What's your routine? What's your routine? Here we

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<v Speaker 1>go left y, yeah, here if you just got in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower, the water's running, okay. Here we go your

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<v Speaker 1>naked Okay, you have the okay, get your soap, use

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<v Speaker 1>a loofa or yeah, there's your soap. Okay, okay. You

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<v Speaker 1>start with your chest.

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<v Speaker 3>What I use?

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<v Speaker 1>I use the wash yeah body okay, so anyway body,

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<v Speaker 1>are you using a loofah? Okay? Wait, so you go

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<v Speaker 1>from chest down to groin. I go from chest, stomach

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<v Speaker 1>wainer okay, then legs. Arms. Arms are one of the

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<v Speaker 1>last things.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I do my arms at the same

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<v Speaker 2>time I do.

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<v Speaker 1>My chest okay, and then down and then okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then what about your butt? Is that the last? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do your face? After your butt? When do you

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<v Speaker 1>do your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I rinse everything up. Then I do my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Face.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, face is a whole separate first. No, I do

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<v Speaker 2>face wash and I don't even.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, scrub your bits?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you using? Are you using bar of soap?

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<v Speaker 2>Loofa hands?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I am using body wash and then I'm getting the.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, Eric, do you just use your hands?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Lufa is crazy to me. Sometimes okay, loofahs make

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<v Speaker 2>the soap go way farther.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't. I have to use a loofro now, pump.

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<v Speaker 1>It out, Okay, but lace wash off and then I

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<v Speaker 1>take this back scrubber.

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<v Speaker 2>I should get a back scrubber.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I have a thing on the ground that

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<v Speaker 1>scrubs my feet. Put some stuff on the ground my feet,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was off and then my shower.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>We have similar similar alright, shattered similar pattern.

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<v Speaker 3>That was pretty exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Exciting. Okay, if you wake up in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, you're not allowed to look at the clock

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<v Speaker 1>because there especially if you wake up early.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can always look, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you see that, it's like ten minutes before

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<v Speaker 1>your alarm goes off. Don't you just get so depressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just will get up then you do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I just go, oh, man, it makes me so bommed,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't get that last ten minutes of sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, damn, beat the alarm clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go okay, what about an hour before you wake up?

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<v Speaker 2>I got back to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, only have an hour. Damn it, that's

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<v Speaker 1>an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>That's enough time to get back into rem sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Oh, this is good. I never do this because

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<v Speaker 1>I believe this. Never use a fake excuse like I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go because my grandma is sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Never use a fake excuse like I've got to go

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<v Speaker 4>out of town for two months.

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<v Speaker 2>No that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>No, oh, because nobody's dying or sick. Because she does

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<v Speaker 1>get sick, then you think it's your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say family emergency, because if anyone questions you what

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<v Speaker 2>it is, it makes them look like an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point yep, because that's inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they say what family mergencies? Go, it's personal.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't rag about a random act of kindness because

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<v Speaker 1>if you tell somebody about it, it cancels out the

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<v Speaker 1>good karma.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yes, there's no such thing as karma.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is extremely important because when we go to

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<v Speaker 1>our little singles getaway in Palm Springs eventually just a getherway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a singles getaway get away. Here we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do this and I don't want to hear any complaints

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<v Speaker 1>you might because they probably have a good one in

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Springs. What how to pick the best KARAOHI say.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, I'll go. I'm not going to sing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Why so am the world's worst singer?

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<v Speaker 2>We should just go without him? He's never available.

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<v Speaker 1>He's being a bitch about he won't do anything, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>big time bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, just me and the ladies, we'll just go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why you, but you're not on this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do karaoke.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, let's get real trip. Eric's not the life of

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<v Speaker 2>a party. He is past eight thirty. He's he is

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<v Speaker 2>like a kind of a little of a drag. Not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I'm very old.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he'll have his like space and then we'll go out.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds great.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do the late night.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to bring a book.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll come home wake him up and tell him

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<v Speaker 1>everything that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna walk, You're going to enter the room of

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<v Speaker 2>the butt naked man.

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<v Speaker 1>Nakedness.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in fact, there will be no There should be

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<v Speaker 2>no sharing of rooms for everyone's saying toy okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're ever at a karaoke bar and you're like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I going to sing? I'm up next, da

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<v Speaker 1>da da da. They told me how to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's how you picked the song. Does it make you

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<v Speaker 1>say that's my jam?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it something that you know? Well? You got to know.

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<v Speaker 4>Does anybody use that phrase that's my jam? I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think I've ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably like six years ago, my one.

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<v Speaker 3>Hundred years of living on this earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Has it been stuck in your head lately? If you've

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<v Speaker 1>been humming it or singing it, you probably will sing

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<v Speaker 1>it well and do it well on stage. No. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it a crowd pleaser? You always have to think about that.

438
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<v Speaker 1>That's why Bust to Move is a good one. If

439
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<v Speaker 1>you can, oh, it's a great one.

440
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<v Speaker 2>Try No, I don't like my song. It's way too old.

441
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<v Speaker 2>You're showing your age here. I'm showing even worse because

442
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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to choose like a kind of a cool

443
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<v Speaker 2>hip song, but it's it was cool hip not too

444
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<v Speaker 2>long ago.

445
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<v Speaker 1>It's a crowd pleaser.

446
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<v Speaker 2>No, crowd pleasers are like Bohemian Rhapsody, Mister Bright's Side,

447
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<v Speaker 2>There's more but bust movies.

448
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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what would be the ultimate crowd pleaser?

449
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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure if i'd agree, But is.

450
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<v Speaker 3>Me not singing it at a karaoke night?

451
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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't even see come on vogue?

452
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<v Speaker 3>No, nope.

453
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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in love? Do you know most of

454
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<v Speaker 1>the song? You should know much of the songs? You're

455
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<v Speaker 1>not stuck and don't be afraid to move around, move around,

456
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<v Speaker 1>take the stage, be a performer. And now, finally, this

457
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<v Speaker 1>pisses me.

458
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<v Speaker 3>Off a little bit.

459
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<v Speaker 1>We have baby showers for the mother to be, we

460
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<v Speaker 1>have showers for a bride to be. Now we're supposed

461
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<v Speaker 1>to attend grandma's shower. Nopes, there's a new trend of

462
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<v Speaker 1>baby showers for grandparents. And yeah, this is in addition

463
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<v Speaker 1>to all the other showers for a mom and dad.

464
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<v Speaker 1>Some people say grandma showers and grand baby showers are

465
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<v Speaker 1>heartwarming and a way to honor a new chapter in life,

466
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<v Speaker 1>but others say it's inappropriate.

467
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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, dumb tough luck.

468
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<v Speaker 1>The bigger issue is, okay, another party where you have

469
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<v Speaker 1>to go to and buy a freaking gift. No, no

470
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<v Speaker 1>grammar showers. No, I'm happy for you that you're a

471
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<v Speaker 1>grand barer.

472
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good for you.

473
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<v Speaker 1>You don't need any presents or gifts. What do you need?

474
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<v Speaker 3>Life is your gift.

475
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<v Speaker 1>Being able to see a grandchild is your gift. And

476
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you want to hear this story

477
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<v Speaker 1>that the ten college degrees that pay the least if

478
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<v Speaker 1>you have somebody that's just graduated.

479
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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, here we go.

480
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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, anthropology that's number four.

481
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<v Speaker 3>I thought it.

482
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<v Speaker 1>Wh Theology and religion is number ten.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Sociology the last seven.

484
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all these make under forty two thousand dollars.

485
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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, now hold on, that's also national average. So

486
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<v Speaker 2>sure that's not like that would be higher in California,

487
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<v Speaker 2>but still pretty low.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Social services is number nine. Biological science is like lab

489
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<v Speaker 1>tech or research assystem you.

490
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<v Speaker 2>Need, Like, that's that's just undergrad without like, yeah, graduate degree,

491
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<v Speaker 2>you're going nowhere with that.

492
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<v Speaker 1>General education.

493
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that it's a degree.

494
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

495
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like that's just an associates, isn't it? Sorry?

496
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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Family and consumer sciences. Is that even a thing?

497
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like I think that's a branch of marketing.

498
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<v Speaker 1>Early childhood education.

499
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<v Speaker 2>That's a preschool teacher.

500
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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

501
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<v Speaker 1>You won't get you won't be making too much money. Oh,

502
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<v Speaker 1>this isn't good. This is not good. Number three on

503
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<v Speaker 1>the list performing arts.

504
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<v Speaker 2>You have a performing arts degree.

505
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<v Speaker 3>Everything is, everything is by AI.

506
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<v Speaker 2>But you're yourr to not choose the safe, stable career path.

507
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<v Speaker 1>All these loans. She knows that, right, you know what,

508
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<v Speaker 1>she has made a complete she's she has branched into.

509
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<v Speaker 2>A new realm, which is.

510
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<v Speaker 1>The culinary world.

511
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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no.

512
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<v Speaker 1>It's good. It's cool. She's got an internship at this

513
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<v Speaker 1>chain of really high end like cafe as Good, and

514
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<v Speaker 1>she's working with thee it's called Mamal. They're in like

515
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<v Speaker 1>all only on the East Coast, and the culinary scheft

516
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<v Speaker 1>in charge of all of them is He's She's going

517
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<v Speaker 1>to be interning for him.

518
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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's good, because changing your mind when you've got

519
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<v Speaker 2>student loans is not always a good idea.

520
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<v Speaker 1>Well, I said, you know, you know, Charlie got a

521
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<v Speaker 1>degree in psychology and now he works he has a

522
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<v Speaker 1>company car. He has a great job. He works cleaning

523
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<v Speaker 1>gutters and roofs. He's making great money. I said, you

524
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<v Speaker 1>know what, it doesn't matter as long as you have

525
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<v Speaker 1>a degree, it doesn't matter what it's in. Really, you

526
00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:47.519
<v Speaker 1>can change your mind.

527
00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:49.680
<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to change your mind to a certain extent.

528
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he tried the crisis line thing, and he you

529
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<v Speaker 1>have to be able to take not take it home

530
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<v Speaker 1>with you, and he's too sensitive psychology.

531
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<v Speaker 2>Then he's a graduate degree or it needs you need

532
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<v Speaker 2>know what field you're going into afterwards precisely.

533
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<v Speaker 1>And it was just like a thing when he was nineteen.

534
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<v Speaker 1>He's like, well just pick this, you know so anyway,

535
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<v Speaker 1>and then general social science is like counselor or teacher's aid.

536
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<v Speaker 1>That's number two. The worst degree you can get, the

537
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<v Speaker 1>worst paying degree. A foreign language like measoring in French.

538
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<v Speaker 1>That's the lowest on.

539
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<v Speaker 2>Ul get a good translating job. There is not many

540
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<v Speaker 2>of them.

541
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe anyway, are we done? Sure?

542
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<v Speaker 3>All right?

543
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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

544
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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I got to tell you what happened to me?

545
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<v Speaker 1>What happened to you? Now here we go, Yeah, get my.

546
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<v Speaker 3>Car washed yesterday. Yeah?

547
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<v Speaker 2>Is this gonna be a good story, because sometimes you

548
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<v Speaker 2>start stories or is it a joke? It's the most media.

549
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<v Speaker 4>I think I'll get a little guffa out of both

550
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<v Speaker 4>of you because it could only happen to me. So

551
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<v Speaker 4>I got off work yesterday, No, it was the day before.

552
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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter.

553
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<v Speaker 3>Exactly what I mean.

554
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<v Speaker 2>I was at lunch.

555
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<v Speaker 4>I had gone to get my car washed at lunch

556
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<v Speaker 4>because I was rushing, and I go through the thing.

557
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<v Speaker 3>I pull up and it's probably on.

558
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<v Speaker 1>What can you tell what it was? Superstar, Superstar? Oh

559
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<v Speaker 1>car wash?

560
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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

561
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<v Speaker 4>And I go to get out and I undid my

562
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<v Speaker 4>seat belt.

563
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<v Speaker 3>And I usually during the car wash will.

564
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<v Speaker 4>Take my seatbelt off. And I don't know what I

565
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:34.960
<v Speaker 4>was monking around doing, but I forgot to take it

566
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<v Speaker 4>off during as I was going through. So I go

567
00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:40.000
<v Speaker 4>to take it off, and I don't know what happened,

568
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:43.119
<v Speaker 4>but my arm got hooked on the thing and I'd

569
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<v Speaker 4>opened the door, and as I started to get out

570
00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:50.039
<v Speaker 4>of my car, I my arm was stuck in the

571
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<v Speaker 4>seat belt. I tumbled out of my car onto the

572
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<v Speaker 4>and I tried to break my fall by grabbing onto

573
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<v Speaker 4>one of the hoses.

574
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<v Speaker 3>Pulled that thing.

575
00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:02.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, what is with you falling.

576
00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:05.599
<v Speaker 4>I know everybody that was drying their car around me

577
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:07.680
<v Speaker 4>just looked at me like, hello, what.

578
00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:10.279
<v Speaker 2>You Once you get old and you get like actually old,

579
00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.160
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna die after you break your hipp and I

580
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:12.680
<v Speaker 2>can't recover.

581
00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:14.279
<v Speaker 3>Don't say that. Don't say that.

582
00:27:14.359 --> 00:27:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Five years.

583
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're like quiet falls so often. You gotta start.

584
00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 2>You gonna start feeling more careful to get a wheelchair.

585
00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:25.839
<v Speaker 1>No walker, I need that footage from Food for Less.

586
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>You're in front of food for less. I am going

587
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<v Speaker 1>into foodener out. Yes, I'm not going into food for

588
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<v Speaker 1>less and asking them. Oh, I will ask for the serene.

589
00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that has got to be the funniest

590
00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:39.400
<v Speaker 1>freaking thing that'll go viral that No, hell yeah, we'll

591
00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 1>pixelate the Wiener's fine.

592
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:45.759
<v Speaker 2>No, we'll post on Twitter. There's some funny videos that

593
00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.960
<v Speaker 2>showed wieners no falling, like super funny.

594
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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I've seen some. Do not even think about it,

595
00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:53.000
<v Speaker 4>you too.

596
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I'll just pixlate your face then so nobody knows it's you.

597
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:57.799
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I saw a video once. It reminded me exactly

598
00:27:57.839 --> 00:27:59.680
<v Speaker 2>if Eric's it's this kids sitting on this tree branch

599
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:02.359
<v Speaker 2>and he's like bouncing on it, and then he tumbles backwards,

600
00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:04.559
<v Speaker 2>so he like falls over backwards, but his short skick

601
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<v Speaker 2>caught on it so that it loops him. And then

602
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.440
<v Speaker 2>he's literally hanging upside down by the pants and then

603
00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:17.519
<v Speaker 2>the sound it flashes everybody. It was so funny.

604
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<v Speaker 4>Did I ever tell you this story about my God?

605
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:24.119
<v Speaker 4>This was so embarrassing. So where I used to live,

606
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:31.359
<v Speaker 4>this was years ago, we had in sweet washer and dryers,

607
00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:35.119
<v Speaker 4>but we also had a laundry room. So I opted

608
00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:37.480
<v Speaker 4>to have my washing and dryer taken out because I

609
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:41.240
<v Speaker 4>wanted more storage because I lived downtown and you know,

610
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:44.319
<v Speaker 4>there's no storage down there. So I was like, I'll

611
00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:46.799
<v Speaker 4>use the laundry room on the floor.

612
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.799
<v Speaker 3>So there were two. There was a.

613
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<v Speaker 4>Neighbor of mine, and I used to watch their dog

614
00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:00.319
<v Speaker 4>when they were gone. So one night I was getting

615
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:04.160
<v Speaker 4>my laundry together and I had these track pants on

616
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:08.240
<v Speaker 4>that had like a snap crotch, and I had like

617
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:10.519
<v Speaker 4>a tank top on, and I was getting all my

618
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:12.759
<v Speaker 4>laundry together, putting it in the laundry basket.

619
00:29:13.000 --> 00:29:14.599
<v Speaker 3>I had the laundry basket.

620
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:20.200
<v Speaker 4>In one arm and the my you know, fabric softener

621
00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:23.839
<v Speaker 4>and detergent in the other I'm walking down the hall

622
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:24.799
<v Speaker 4>towards the laundry room.

623
00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:29.519
<v Speaker 3>This is a true story. The elevator door is.

624
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:35.680
<v Speaker 4>Open and my neighbors walk out, and I'm all, hey,

625
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:37.279
<v Speaker 4>how's it going? And they look at me and they're

626
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:42.799
<v Speaker 4>all and they had been drinking. So thank god there

627
00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:46.480
<v Speaker 4>was alcohol involved in there, because they kind of looked

628
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:48.960
<v Speaker 4>at me and they kind of shuffled into the apartment

629
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:50.720
<v Speaker 4>really quick, kind of looked at me really odd, and

630
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 4>I'm all, that was weird.

631
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:54.920
<v Speaker 3>They were like, Hi, I'm just kind of and I thought, okay,

632
00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:55.400
<v Speaker 3>that's weird.

633
00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:59.039
<v Speaker 4>I walk all the way down to the laundry room,

634
00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:01.640
<v Speaker 4>go to bump the door.

635
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:03.319
<v Speaker 3>Like this because my hands were full.

636
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:09.559
<v Speaker 4>I look down full wiener out that I had not

637
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:15.200
<v Speaker 4>snapped the crotch closed and it was just out getting

638
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 4>some air.

639
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I love your podcast again?

640
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<v Speaker 1>How many times? How many times does this have to

641
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<v Speaker 1>happen before allway?

642
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:26.519
<v Speaker 2>Stories? Wrap it? All? Right? These are draining. These are

643
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>like emotionally draining to listen to you said it there? Okay, sorry,

644
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:32.640
<v Speaker 2>sorry that was accident. He got so upset. That was

645
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:36.960
<v Speaker 2>on accident. I hit the wrong over it. But it's

646
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<v Speaker 2>that's what's coming next.

647
00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, anyway, we'll see you later. Thanks for watching you.

648
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<v Speaker 3>Love your podcast, Love your podcast.