Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Laura Kane After Dark. Thank
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Speaker 1: all the things. I'm Laura Kane. This is there Grimmar
Speaker 1: Hi and we have producer Brian behind the mine.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: We have almost been out this for six years. August,
Speaker 1: it'll be six years, six years doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: Two episodes a week. I know on my little thing
Speaker 1: where I load the episodes it I know we've done
Speaker 1: more because some of them we erased, but it says
Speaker 1: five hundred and fifty episodes.
Speaker 2: That's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: And that's not even as many as we have done.
Speaker 1: The earlier ones I had to erase because they were
Speaker 1: two naughty, the ones we did for your bed. Oh yeah, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So Evan's birthday was yesterday. She's not twenty one. She's legal.
Speaker 1: We can not like like I'm gonna go drink with her,
Speaker 1: but like she can go to clubs in New York
Speaker 1: and stuff now. So she's super excited. I leave to
Speaker 1: go see Charlie with my mom and we're going to
Speaker 1: ranch Withokamonga and we're flying together. Yeah, but check this out.
Speaker 1: She's eighty four. She can walk fine, but she can't
Speaker 1: walk through an airport. It's too much for her. So
Speaker 1: we get her a wheelchair. And you know, it's so
Speaker 1: great about that front of the line privileges.
Speaker 2: It's all freeboarding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, and it's great for my mom.
Speaker 1: And it's good because she's gonna see Charlie. And you know,
Speaker 1: it's not lost on me that she's eighty four and
Speaker 1: that seeing Charlie living in Portland is rare. And she's
Speaker 1: gonna see Judy Church too, because thirty minutes from Charlie.
Speaker 3: So that's going to be something.
Speaker 1: On Friday morning when we wake up, we're going to
Speaker 1: a casino in Washington. Jesus, it's not me, it's my
Speaker 1: mom and Judy.
Speaker 2: She can't go like one.
Speaker 1: No, they love it. They love They love to go
Speaker 1: get their bloody Mary's, sit at the penny slots and smoke.
Speaker 2: That sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, I am all for it. You've
Speaker 1: earned the right to do whatever you want and if
Speaker 1: this makes you happy and like smile, do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's okay, okay, So I
Speaker 1: told you I was gonna tell you something that you
Speaker 1: can try out for This weekend, there's a casting call
Speaker 1: happening in Peebee in a parking lot behind the Bank
Speaker 1: of America on Felspar Street. They've set up a pop
Speaker 1: up villa where you can go, show up and try
Speaker 1: out for Love Island, USA.
Speaker 2: Isn't that said?
Speaker 3: Oh that's not the one I got it I got.
Speaker 3: The one I got was for.
Speaker 1: Love Island is where I mean barely. They're bikini these
Speaker 1: bare chess hot people, betrayal drugs, yes, yes, and then
Speaker 1: they end up with another, you know, another person. There's tears,
Speaker 1: there's drama. So they're coming to San Diego to look
Speaker 1: for some fresh faces. So if you fetch your jam,
Speaker 1: you want to be part of.
Speaker 2: It that show.
Speaker 3: The one I got was for Temptation Island.
Speaker 1: Oh, the same sort of both of them. We would
Speaker 1: not qualify. We would not not unless they had like
Speaker 1: and who would want to see an old version of
Speaker 1: Love Island? Love Island over fifty. I know nobody wants
Speaker 1: to see like us in one pieces with like sashes
Speaker 1: around our waist because we don't want to showld butts anyways.
Speaker 1: So if you want to go, it's between two and
Speaker 1: seven on Saturday and there you go. Good luck could
Speaker 1: be fun, you could be famous. Yes, this is scary
Speaker 1: as hell. Life imitating art, just like the show The
Speaker 1: Last of Us, which is on HBO Max. It's a
Speaker 1: zombie show.
Speaker 3: Oh I heard about this.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of time. It's a matter of
Speaker 1: time before it is a real thing where zombies exist.
Speaker 1: A deadly fungus is threatening the US. The Daily Mail
Speaker 1: says a lethal fungus is rapidly spreading, especially in states
Speaker 1: like Florida in texts Oh good. It can cause serious
Speaker 1: lung infection and lead to death in very vulnerable individuals.
Speaker 1: Doctors say, if you're at risk, avoid soil, wear masks
Speaker 1: in dusty areas, and maintain clean air in hospitals and homes.
Speaker 1: The fungus is critical.
Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is that this is nothing like
Speaker 2: the Last of Us.
Speaker 1: That's how it all starts.
Speaker 2: It was a specific strain of fungus based on something
Speaker 2: called cordus steps. They are capable of growing infiltrating your mind.
Speaker 3: So smart. Our boy is so smart.
Speaker 1: He just retains information that.
Speaker 2: Is like, yeah, he's just more smart, But I also
Speaker 2: just retained a lot of useless information.
Speaker 1: Mart according to the World Health Organization, due to high
Speaker 1: death rates and arising drug resistance. This is critical. We're
Speaker 1: all going to turn it.
Speaker 2: That's like black mold zombies.
Speaker 4: Hey, stick with me, because in a zombie apocalypse, I
Speaker 4: will be so good.
Speaker 2: I just went out in the event. If you guys
Speaker 2: getting affected, I am killing you. Please do please, thank you,
Speaker 2: putting you down.
Speaker 1: I'll get all.
Speaker 2: There's a cure coming boom too late.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, seriously, because you know what, I don't.
Speaker 2: Want to take the chance.
Speaker 3: I'll keep us safe. Don't worry, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Where would you, okay, what would you do in the
Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse? What's your first move?
Speaker 3: Hide where somewhere where they can't get me.
Speaker 1: No, he would not. You would not last because it
Speaker 1: would be everything is torn, everything is all rotted, and
Speaker 1: everything is there's been no humanity. You have to fight
Speaker 1: for like a canna beans and.
Speaker 3: Then there's nobody to annoy me though, and.
Speaker 1: You have to live in like a shack with like No,
Speaker 1: you'd hate it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I'd live in my glamorous apartment.
Speaker 1: No, there would be no glad. It would be falling
Speaker 1: down to the ground because it'd be so old because
Speaker 1: humanity has gone so long and you're one of the
Speaker 1: only survivors. Who would you have to show it to nobody?
Speaker 3: You know what I do?
Speaker 2: I'd book a cruise.
Speaker 1: And then just die in the water.
Speaker 2: No, what are you talking about? Those things and stay
Speaker 2: off shore for months.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a really good idea.
Speaker 2: But you got to make sure you've got on that
Speaker 2: cruise before the infection hits.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: That make sure that people are because you're dead if
Speaker 2: you got there.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: So if it's a safe bet, if they're like it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's early enough where they're screening everybody reliably. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get on that cruise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do that one hundred. Well there was there's a
Speaker 1: cruise that'll take you throughout the whole world, and.
Speaker 2: There's cruises or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1: All right? Move over luxury cars, because thieves are now
Speaker 1: stealing emblems not from Beamers, not from Ferraris, not from
Speaker 1: Hyundai and Kia. Why why the Kia logo lately? It
Speaker 1: is great, it is cool, it's super cool. So anyway,
Speaker 1: are they stealing the one from that's the wings?
Speaker 2: I don't know, okay, one, yeah.
Speaker 1: They say teens are are searching for these kind of
Speaker 1: cars to steal the emblems. It's like a sign of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm cool if I have this emblem,
Speaker 1: So watch out. If you have an authority, say park
Speaker 1: in well lit areas and report any suspicious activity if
Speaker 1: you see anything.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 1: How do you guys sleep naked night?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: In what position? Generally say okay, what side?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 2: Mostly though mostly I start and left. I think I
Speaker 2: had to right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I start in my right side.
Speaker 1: I'm left because the TV is right here and I
Speaker 1: usually fall asleep to the TV. Sleeping on your back
Speaker 1: is bad for you. According to health officials whatever unhealthiest position.
Speaker 2: Of all, left side is healthier the right side.
Speaker 1: I do know that experts recommend right side is healthy
Speaker 1: the left side.
Speaker 2: It's because of how your.
Speaker 1: Stomach, because it can aid in digestion drained in your stomach,
Speaker 1: prevent acid reflex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have that problem.
Speaker 1: And promote spinal alignment. Oh so sleep on your left
Speaker 1: if you're going to sleep on your side, but don't
Speaker 1: sleep on your back because it can cause all kinds
Speaker 1: of issues.
Speaker 2: I don't think it'd be that big of deal.
Speaker 3: I don't usually sleep on my back, all right.
Speaker 2: I nap on my back exclusively, though. If I'm taking
Speaker 2: the nap, it's on my back.
Speaker 1: Do you nap like do you like.
Speaker 2: Hands over the stomach?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, old man napping.
Speaker 2: I do that.
Speaker 1: But I do like the dead body and the coffin.
Speaker 1: Now that's sir.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do old man napping.
Speaker 1: Okay. Today's job applicants want a whole lot more more than.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 1: Your generation wants a whole lot more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well things are more expensive now they have to know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: Generally people want paid over time.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not always how it's been.
Speaker 1: No, not always some companies, but this is.
Speaker 2: The want over time.
Speaker 1: Paid sick leave is a must.
Speaker 2: That's federal. That's federally mandated.
Speaker 1: Comprehensive health coverage, all right.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's reaching. Depends on what.
Speaker 1: Coverage they don't always Yeah for one kod and further
Speaker 1: down the list, uh, financial security is most important for men,
Speaker 1: top priority for women. It's PTO inclusive benefits, family needs,
Speaker 1: and workplace culture. Now here's where it gets interesting. No
Speaker 1: one has higher standards than gen Z and millennial workers.
Speaker 1: Here's what they want. Here are non negotiables for them.
Speaker 1: Gen Z professionals are seeking let me guess, four day
Speaker 1: work weeks.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's a non negotiable. I don't think anybody is
Speaker 2: offering that widespread.
Speaker 1: This is what gen z ears are now.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what they want.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: They want fun rooms with games like ping pong and
Speaker 1: other recreational activities. Okay, they want nap rooms.
Speaker 3: That's called your car.
Speaker 1: That's thee is essential.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And they want pet friendly alices. They want to bring
Speaker 1: their dolls. Mine needs to be cut friendly until.
Speaker 2: You're dog everywhere?
Speaker 1: Am I tell Dodge pooped in them? Yeah? Okay? What
Speaker 1: is something that happens so often in movies that is
Speaker 1: one unrealistic I'll give you to some example. Somebody falls
Speaker 1: and catches the edge of something, hanging on by just
Speaker 1: their fingers or holds or you know what. You know,
Speaker 1: how hearted is to lift somebody by the arm if
Speaker 1: they're falling off of.
Speaker 2: Actually the hardest to lift yourself up off the edge
Speaker 2: of a cliff.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't have your arm.
Speaker 2: I die even I could do pull ups and everything.
Speaker 2: I still don't know if I'd be able to actually
Speaker 2: get myself over the edge of a ledge though. That's
Speaker 2: an actually insane amount of for body strength.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my gosh, okay, I was rehab story. We
Speaker 1: went to this outdoor woodsy like obstacle course thing like
Speaker 1: to see how strong we could be, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: It was an exercise and one of the things we
Speaker 1: had to do was to figure out how to get
Speaker 1: over this huge wood wall using each other as like platform.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I was the one that had to climb over.
Speaker 1: I had to step on on a knee and then
Speaker 1: I had to step on a shoulder pulling myself up
Speaker 1: over that. I did it. Eventually. It was the hardest thing,
Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I've ever done.
Speaker 2: A most most men can I even do ten pull ups.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I could do ten. I
Speaker 2: can do a couple of but pull ups are really
Speaker 2: how oh my gosh, I carry your own way. It's hard.
Speaker 1: People getting pistol whipped, being knocked and conscious and then
Speaker 1: waking up light later just kind of normal as if
Speaker 1: nothing happened. Maybe with like one little scrape, No, you're
Speaker 1: jacked after that. A character moving four feet from the
Speaker 1: other characters and having a full volume side conversation that
Speaker 1: nobody else can hear. No, a hero being assaulted by
Speaker 1: a dozen henchmen using fist feet and metal bars, only
Speaker 1: to end up with a small butterfly bandage and okay
Speaker 1: to move on, John Wick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in real life, two or three guys are attacking you,
Speaker 2: You're done. Oh yeahh no.
Speaker 1: You could punch it in the face, your lights out.
Speaker 2: If you can do, if you can reliably do a
Speaker 2: one on one, like a one on one fight, then
Speaker 2: even two on two or two on ones, you're done
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 1: Probably unemployed bachelors with spacious, beautiful penhouse apartments aren't filled
Speaker 1: with trash night Yeah, waking up looking fresh and stuffild
Speaker 1: and mostly in a good mood. No, that's you know.
Speaker 1: You can always tell when actresses have makeup on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: ordering a meal, eating just one bite and then checking
Speaker 1: the whole thing because you have to go somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a pet peeve of mine. I hate that.
Speaker 2: Or they like order a cup of coffee that take
Speaker 2: a sip and leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's such a waste. I hate that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have a website for you after this, or no
Speaker 1: one app Uh, no one ever looks for parking. It's
Speaker 1: just there. They just.
Speaker 3: Still in front of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And finally stopping my to have breakfast at a
Speaker 1: friend's apartment before work. Yeah, right, like you're gonna have time? Yeah, Eric,
Speaker 1: you want to come over before eight o'clock and have
Speaker 1: breakfast with me?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not work? No?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the day that I was like, sure.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, wait, I was kidding, I'm steal in bed?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding to weirdo? It was joking? Okay? Is
Speaker 1: there a weird rule that you've made up and you
Speaker 1: continue to fall like? I'll give you an example of those.
Speaker 1: If you need to retie one shoelace, you must retie
Speaker 1: the other shoelace, because if you don't, you'll end up
Speaker 1: with one shoe that feels too tight and one shoe
Speaker 1: that feels too loose. Do you have to do that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Do you? No? Okay?
Speaker 1: Each armpit gets the same number of deodorant sprays.
Speaker 2: Or rolls stick, so I use the stick.
Speaker 1: Do you do the same amount of wipes? How many wipes?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I definitely like a pattern though.
Speaker 1: If you go one, two, three, one two three.
Speaker 3: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like one two three. I
Speaker 2: just like have like a like a motion like routine
Speaker 2: I follow.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait that okay. I want to do this right now.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I want you to stand up me mm hmm, and
Speaker 1: I want you to pretend like you're taking a quick shower.
Speaker 1: I want to see where you start washing and how
Speaker 1: you do. What's your routine? What's your routine? Here we
Speaker 1: go left y, yeah, here if you just got in
Speaker 1: the shower, the water's running, okay. Here we go your
Speaker 1: naked Okay, you have the okay, get your soap, use
Speaker 1: a loofa or yeah, there's your soap. Okay, okay. You
Speaker 1: start with your chest.
Speaker 3: What I use?
Speaker 1: I use the wash yeah body okay, so anyway body,
Speaker 1: are you using a loofah? Okay? Wait, so you go
Speaker 1: from chest down to groin. I go from chest, stomach
Speaker 1: wainer okay, then legs. Arms. Arms are one of the
Speaker 1: last things.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I do my arms at the same
Speaker 2: time I do.
Speaker 1: My chest okay, and then down and then okay, and
Speaker 1: then what about your butt? Is that the last? Do
Speaker 1: you do your face? After your butt? When do you
Speaker 1: do your face.
Speaker 3: Then I rinse everything up. Then I do my face.
Speaker 1: Face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, face is a whole separate first. No, I do
Speaker 2: face wash and I don't even.
Speaker 3: Okay, scrub your bits?
Speaker 2: What are you using? Are you using bar of soap?
Speaker 2: Loofa hands?
Speaker 1: Okay, I am using body wash and then I'm getting the.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, Eric, do you just use your hands?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, Lufa is crazy to me. Sometimes okay, loofahs make
Speaker 2: the soap go way farther.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I.
Speaker 2: Can't. I have to use a loofro now, pump.
Speaker 1: It out, Okay, but lace wash off and then I
Speaker 1: take this back scrubber.
Speaker 2: I should get a back scrubber.
Speaker 1: And then I have a thing on the ground that
Speaker 1: scrubs my feet. Put some stuff on the ground my feet,
Speaker 1: and then I was off and then my shower.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: We have similar similar alright, shattered similar pattern.
Speaker 3: That was pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: Exciting. Okay, if you wake up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, you're not allowed to look at the clock
Speaker 1: because there especially if you wake up early.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can always look, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: But when you see that, it's like ten minutes before
Speaker 1: your alarm goes off. Don't you just get so depressed.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just will get up then you do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I just go, oh, man, it makes me so bommed,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't get that last ten minutes of sleep.
Speaker 2: I go, damn, beat the alarm clock.
Speaker 1: Let's go okay, what about an hour before you wake up?
Speaker 2: I got back to bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, only have an hour. Damn it, that's
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: That's enough time to get back into rem sleep.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh, this is good. I never do this because
Speaker 1: I believe this. Never use a fake excuse like I
Speaker 1: can't go because my grandma is sick.
Speaker 4: Never use a fake excuse like I've got to go
Speaker 4: out of town for two months.
Speaker 2: No that's okay.
Speaker 1: No, oh, because nobody's dying or sick. Because she does
Speaker 1: get sick, then you think it's your fault.
Speaker 2: Just say family emergency, because if anyone questions you what
Speaker 2: it is, it makes them look like an asshole.
Speaker 1: Good point yep, because that's inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they say what family mergencies? Go, it's personal.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You can't rag about a random act of kindness because
Speaker 1: if you tell somebody about it, it cancels out the
Speaker 1: good karma.
Speaker 2: No, yes, there's no such thing as karma.
Speaker 1: Now this is extremely important because when we go to
Speaker 1: our little singles getaway in Palm Springs eventually just a getherway.
Speaker 1: It's a singles getaway get away. Here we're going to
Speaker 1: do this and I don't want to hear any complaints
Speaker 1: you might because they probably have a good one in
Speaker 1: Palm Springs. What how to pick the best KARAOHI say.
Speaker 2: Nope, I'll go. I'm not going to sing.
Speaker 1: No, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Why so am the world's worst singer?
Speaker 2: We should just go without him? He's never available.
Speaker 1: He's being a bitch about he won't do anything, you know,
Speaker 1: big time bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, just me and the ladies, we'll just go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why you, but you're not on this.
Speaker 3: I don't do karaoke.
Speaker 2: Also, let's get real trip. Eric's not the life of
Speaker 2: a party. He is past eight thirty. He's he is
Speaker 2: like a kind of a little of a drag. Not
Speaker 2: gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm very old.
Speaker 1: Well he'll have his like space and then we'll go out.
Speaker 2: We'll do that.
Speaker 3: Sounds great.
Speaker 2: We'll do the late night.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring a book.
Speaker 1: Then we'll come home wake him up and tell him
Speaker 1: everything that happened.
Speaker 2: You're gonna walk, You're going to enter the room of
Speaker 2: the butt naked man.
Speaker 1: Nakedness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in fact, there will be no There should be
Speaker 2: no sharing of rooms for everyone's saying toy okay.
Speaker 1: So if you're ever at a karaoke bar and you're like, God,
Speaker 1: what am I going to sing? I'm up next, da
Speaker 1: da da da. They told me how to do it.
Speaker 1: Here's how you picked the song. Does it make you
Speaker 1: say that's my jam?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Is it something that you know? Well? You got to know.
Speaker 4: Does anybody use that phrase that's my jam? I don't
Speaker 4: think I've ever.
Speaker 1: Probably like six years ago, my one.
Speaker 3: Hundred years of living on this earth.
Speaker 1: Has it been stuck in your head lately? If you've
Speaker 1: been humming it or singing it, you probably will sing
Speaker 1: it well and do it well on stage. No. Is
Speaker 1: it a crowd pleaser? You always have to think about that.
Speaker 1: That's why Bust to Move is a good one. If
Speaker 1: you can, oh, it's a great one.
Speaker 2: Try No, I don't like my song. It's way too old.
Speaker 2: You're showing your age here. I'm showing even worse because
Speaker 2: you're trying to choose like a kind of a cool
Speaker 2: hip song, but it's it was cool hip not too
Speaker 2: long ago.
Speaker 1: It's a crowd pleaser.
Speaker 2: No, crowd pleasers are like Bohemian Rhapsody, Mister Bright's Side,
Speaker 2: There's more but bust movies.
Speaker 4: Do you know what would be the ultimate crowd pleaser?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if i'd agree, But is.
Speaker 3: Me not singing it at a karaoke night?
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even see come on vogue?
Speaker 3: No, nope.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in love? Do you know most of
Speaker 1: the song? You should know much of the songs? You're
Speaker 1: not stuck and don't be afraid to move around, move around,
Speaker 1: take the stage, be a performer. And now, finally, this
Speaker 1: pisses me.
Speaker 3: Off a little bit.
Speaker 1: We have baby showers for the mother to be, we
Speaker 1: have showers for a bride to be. Now we're supposed
Speaker 1: to attend grandma's shower. Nopes, there's a new trend of
Speaker 1: baby showers for grandparents. And yeah, this is in addition
Speaker 1: to all the other showers for a mom and dad.
Speaker 1: Some people say grandma showers and grand baby showers are
Speaker 1: heartwarming and a way to honor a new chapter in life,
Speaker 1: but others say it's inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Sorry, dumb tough luck.
Speaker 1: The bigger issue is, okay, another party where you have
Speaker 1: to go to and buy a freaking gift. No, no
Speaker 1: grammar showers. No, I'm happy for you that you're a
Speaker 1: grand barer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1: You don't need any presents or gifts. What do you need?
Speaker 3: Life is your gift.
Speaker 1: Being able to see a grandchild is your gift. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to hear this story
Speaker 1: that the ten college degrees that pay the least if
Speaker 1: you have somebody that's just graduated.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, anthropology that's number four.
Speaker 3: I thought it.
Speaker 1: Wh Theology and religion is number ten.
Speaker 2: Sociology the last seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, all these make under forty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, now hold on, that's also national average. So
Speaker 2: sure that's not like that would be higher in California,
Speaker 2: but still pretty low.
Speaker 1: Social services is number nine. Biological science is like lab
Speaker 1: tech or research assystem you.
Speaker 2: Need, Like, that's that's just undergrad without like, yeah, graduate degree,
Speaker 2: you're going nowhere with that.
Speaker 1: General education.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that it's a degree.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, like that's just an associates, isn't it? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Family and consumer sciences. Is that even a thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like I think that's a branch of marketing.
Speaker 1: Early childhood education.
Speaker 2: That's a preschool teacher.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: You won't get you won't be making too much money. Oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't good. This is not good. Number three on
Speaker 1: the list performing arts.
Speaker 2: You have a performing arts degree.
Speaker 3: Everything is, everything is by AI.
Speaker 2: But you're yourr to not choose the safe, stable career path.
Speaker 1: All these loans. She knows that, right, you know what,
Speaker 1: she has made a complete she's she has branched into.
Speaker 2: A new realm, which is.
Speaker 1: The culinary world.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's cool. She's got an internship at this
Speaker 1: chain of really high end like cafe as Good, and
Speaker 1: she's working with thee it's called Mamal. They're in like
Speaker 1: all only on the East Coast, and the culinary scheft
Speaker 1: in charge of all of them is He's She's going
Speaker 1: to be interning for him.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good, because changing your mind when you've got
Speaker 2: student loans is not always a good idea.
Speaker 1: Well, I said, you know, you know, Charlie got a
Speaker 1: degree in psychology and now he works he has a
Speaker 1: company car. He has a great job. He works cleaning
Speaker 1: gutters and roofs. He's making great money. I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, it doesn't matter as long as you have
Speaker 1: a degree, it doesn't matter what it's in. Really, you
Speaker 1: can change your mind.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to change your mind to a certain extent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried the crisis line thing, and he you
Speaker 1: have to be able to take not take it home
Speaker 1: with you, and he's too sensitive psychology.
Speaker 2: Then he's a graduate degree or it needs you need
Speaker 2: know what field you're going into afterwards precisely.
Speaker 1: And it was just like a thing when he was nineteen.
Speaker 1: He's like, well just pick this, you know so anyway,
Speaker 1: and then general social science is like counselor or teacher's aid.
Speaker 1: That's number two. The worst degree you can get, the
Speaker 1: worst paying degree. A foreign language like measoring in French.
Speaker 1: That's the lowest on.
Speaker 2: Ul get a good translating job. There is not many
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: Maybe anyway, are we done? Sure?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: Oh, I got to tell you what happened to me?
Speaker 1: What happened to you? Now here we go, Yeah, get my.
Speaker 3: Car washed yesterday. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this gonna be a good story, because sometimes you
Speaker 2: start stories or is it a joke? It's the most media.
Speaker 4: I think I'll get a little guffa out of both
Speaker 4: of you because it could only happen to me. So
Speaker 4: I got off work yesterday, No, it was the day before.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Exactly what I mean.
Speaker 2: I was at lunch.
Speaker 4: I had gone to get my car washed at lunch
Speaker 4: because I was rushing, and I go through the thing.
Speaker 3: I pull up and it's probably on.
Speaker 1: What can you tell what it was? Superstar, Superstar? Oh
Speaker 1: car wash?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: And I go to get out and I undid my
Speaker 4: seat belt.
Speaker 3: And I usually during the car wash will.
Speaker 4: Take my seatbelt off. And I don't know what I
Speaker 4: was monking around doing, but I forgot to take it
Speaker 4: off during as I was going through. So I go
Speaker 4: to take it off, and I don't know what happened,
Speaker 4: but my arm got hooked on the thing and I'd
Speaker 4: opened the door, and as I started to get out
Speaker 4: of my car, I my arm was stuck in the
Speaker 4: seat belt. I tumbled out of my car onto the
Speaker 4: and I tried to break my fall by grabbing onto
Speaker 4: one of the hoses.
Speaker 3: Pulled that thing.
Speaker 1: You know, what is with you falling.
Speaker 4: I know everybody that was drying their car around me
Speaker 4: just looked at me like, hello, what.
Speaker 2: You Once you get old and you get like actually old,
Speaker 2: you're gonna die after you break your hipp and I
Speaker 2: can't recover.
Speaker 3: Don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 1: Five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like quiet falls so often. You gotta start.
Speaker 2: You gonna start feeling more careful to get a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: No walker, I need that footage from Food for Less.
Speaker 1: You're in front of food for less. I am going
Speaker 1: into foodener out. Yes, I'm not going into food for
Speaker 1: less and asking them. Oh, I will ask for the serene.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that has got to be the funniest
Speaker 1: freaking thing that'll go viral that No, hell yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: pixelate the Wiener's fine.
Speaker 2: No, we'll post on Twitter. There's some funny videos that
Speaker 2: showed wieners no falling, like super funny.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've seen some. Do not even think about it,
Speaker 4: you too.
Speaker 1: I'll just pixlate your face then so nobody knows it's you.
Speaker 2: Actually, I saw a video once. It reminded me exactly
Speaker 2: if Eric's it's this kids sitting on this tree branch
Speaker 2: and he's like bouncing on it, and then he tumbles backwards,
Speaker 2: so he like falls over backwards, but his short skick
Speaker 2: caught on it so that it loops him. And then
Speaker 2: he's literally hanging upside down by the pants and then
Speaker 2: the sound it flashes everybody. It was so funny.
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you this story about my God?
Speaker 4: This was so embarrassing. So where I used to live,
Speaker 4: this was years ago, we had in sweet washer and dryers,
Speaker 4: but we also had a laundry room. So I opted
Speaker 4: to have my washing and dryer taken out because I
Speaker 4: wanted more storage because I lived downtown and you know,
Speaker 4: there's no storage down there. So I was like, I'll
Speaker 4: use the laundry room on the floor.
Speaker 3: So there were two. There was a.
Speaker 4: Neighbor of mine, and I used to watch their dog
Speaker 4: when they were gone. So one night I was getting
Speaker 4: my laundry together and I had these track pants on
Speaker 4: that had like a snap crotch, and I had like
Speaker 4: a tank top on, and I was getting all my
Speaker 4: laundry together, putting it in the laundry basket.
Speaker 3: I had the laundry basket.
Speaker 4: In one arm and the my you know, fabric softener
Speaker 4: and detergent in the other I'm walking down the hall
Speaker 4: towards the laundry room.
Speaker 3: This is a true story. The elevator door is.
Speaker 4: Open and my neighbors walk out, and I'm all, hey,
Speaker 4: how's it going? And they look at me and they're
Speaker 4: all and they had been drinking. So thank god there
Speaker 4: was alcohol involved in there, because they kind of looked
Speaker 4: at me and they kind of shuffled into the apartment
Speaker 4: really quick, kind of looked at me really odd, and
Speaker 4: I'm all, that was weird.
Speaker 3: They were like, Hi, I'm just kind of and I thought, okay,
Speaker 3: that's weird.
Speaker 4: I walk all the way down to the laundry room,
Speaker 4: go to bump the door.
Speaker 3: Like this because my hands were full.
Speaker 4: I look down full wiener out that I had not
Speaker 4: snapped the crotch closed and it was just out getting
Speaker 4: some air.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love your podcast again?
Speaker 1: How many times? How many times does this have to
Speaker 1: happen before allway?
Speaker 2: Stories? Wrap it? All? Right? These are draining. These are
Speaker 2: like emotionally draining to listen to you said it there? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry that was accident. He got so upset. That was
Speaker 2: on accident. I hit the wrong over it. But it's
Speaker 2: that's what's coming next.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, we'll see you later. Thanks for watching you.
Speaker 3: Love your podcast, Love your podcast.