Speaker 1: We're tantalizingly closed to the final installment of the first
Speaker 1: round of this TLFX Games Events center. Hi, I'm Shan
Speaker 1: Mooney and it's the TLFX Games, the tournament to determine
Speaker 1: the greatest character in the history Collapsed Fan Podcast. We're here,
Speaker 1: of course, taking a look at the many matchups, sixteen
Speaker 1: of them to be exact, to determine the first round winners,
Speaker 1: and you two can play a role. You two, in
Speaker 1: fact have the deciding vote and who advances to reach
Speaker 1: round of our tournament. Just keep it locked to the
Speaker 1: Lapsed Fan's x account for your chance to vote in
Speaker 1: polls to advance towards the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history.
Speaker 1: The king of the cast is, of course, I'll brought
Speaker 1: to you by Garage Beer small Batch like beer, the
Speaker 1: garage is always open, and we open this next encounter
Speaker 1: to the history books. Perhaps there's been no greater alliance
Speaker 1: in terms of wrestling intelligensia than the one between WWFN Persoria,
Speaker 1: Vince McMahon pat Patterson. Of course, the first WWF in
Speaker 1: or Continental champion, Patterson evolved and matured into the right
Speaker 1: hand man for years of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and throughout
Speaker 1: ten years of TLF, we've gotten no shortage of introduction
Speaker 1: to the dynamic between the two. But now they face
Speaker 1: off at an epic first round encounter to determine who
Speaker 1: goes that much closer to the crowd. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to hear from the boss and as right hand man.
Speaker 1: First up, we go to the pool with Vince McMahon.
Speaker 2: You know, I've been around since the beginning of time.
Speaker 2: I am ever present, I am existence incarnate, So the
Speaker 2: idea that I can be just put up against mere mortals,
Speaker 2: even friends of mine, is kind of a joke. This
Speaker 2: is my tournament. You could say that I invented it.
Speaker 2: I am Vince McMahon, and it doesn't matter who you are.
Speaker 2: I can look I've looked down the entire roster of characters,
Speaker 2: and I can demolish them all. And I can demolish
Speaker 2: most easily my own best friend, because there are no
Speaker 2: best friends in this business. You tell people that you'll
Speaker 2: stand by them, You tell people that you'll always be
Speaker 2: there for them, that you are their their go to person,
Speaker 2: that you will never forget them. I say that myself,
Speaker 2: but I never mean it. Patterson, You and I have
Speaker 2: been around the block. You guy have done everything together.
Speaker 2: I have put my faith in you. You've put your
Speaker 2: faith in me. But maybe you put it your faith
Speaker 2: into the wrong person. Because I'm not afraid to get
Speaker 2: in there and tear you apart. In this game, You're
Speaker 2: just another cog in the wheel. I'm the wheel, and
Speaker 2: I'll run you the fuck over. I've been around the
Speaker 2: Lapse fan for ten years, and I've been around the
Speaker 2: two Gootens who hosts this bullshit show for even longer.
Speaker 2: I've been their go to voice since day one. I've
Speaker 2: got an idea. Remember that came up with that in
Speaker 2: a college dorm room somewhere, me sitting in a corner,
Speaker 2: people around the table of WWE BOO booking raw And
Speaker 2: then you've got me in the corner in the shadows.
Speaker 2: I've got an idea. I've been saying that shit for
Speaker 2: over twenty years now. But what I can tell you
Speaker 2: is that no length of time gets me tired or
Speaker 2: gets me satisfied. I am always hungry. I think you
Speaker 2: can look into the headlines and see that doesn't matter
Speaker 2: that I've been married for so many years. I'm still
Speaker 2: hungry for pussy. Doesn't matter. That I've been in charge
Speaker 2: of the greatest entertainment conglomerate, producing verticals and horizontals of incredible,
Speaker 2: cutting edge visual content. I need more power, and I
Speaker 2: want it, and I'm hungry for more. Now I'm going
Speaker 2: to encourage you, Pat Patterson, I'm gonna encourage you to
Speaker 2: just leave this tournament now, to get out of it. Go,
Speaker 2: because I will tear through you. I will eat you alive,
Speaker 2: because I am Vince McMahon, and I am the greatest
Speaker 2: thing that has ever been.
Speaker 1: Couldn't be stronger hyperbole from the WWF chairman, and Vince
Speaker 1: McMahon makes his bid to be round king of the
Speaker 1: cast here in the TLFX gmes. We move now to
Speaker 1: Pat Patterson. I don't know it has been.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It kind of feels like when I had to take
Speaker 1: the stands in Vince's trial. I said, oh my god, Vince,
Speaker 1: I can I can't go up there and you want
Speaker 1: my total truths. If I tout of truths, Vince, then
Speaker 1: and you might go away for a long time. But
Speaker 1: but you looked at me, and I looked at you
Speaker 1: up there in that stand, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know? Not then guess who asked about you? Nobody.
Speaker 1: I decided up there on that stand on Islands that
Speaker 1: I wasn't worth putting away my friend. But I haven't
Speaker 1: heard the words that you used against me. But you
Speaker 1: got a lot of nerves. I'm gonna go and banana
Speaker 1: at the moment, and I'm not sure what way to
Speaker 1: take it, because as long as I wanted to be
Speaker 1: known as Pat Patterson and doing it my way, thence
Speaker 1: you might just bringing you might just be bringing out
Speaker 1: Pierre Clement, and I haven't seen him in quite a while,
Speaker 1: you know. It was It was trauma when my dad
Speaker 1: excommunicated me from the house due to my preferences, and
Speaker 1: thanks to you, I was able to tell the worlds
Speaker 1: about my experience and my trial and tribulation. But in
Speaker 1: just TLFX games, it's a tournament much like the one
Speaker 1: I remember in Rio, completely fake, non existent. But in
Speaker 1: the end of completely fake, non existing tournaments, I have
Speaker 1: to ask you, boss, what's up? Who's left standing? For
Speaker 1: the inner Cardinal Belt?
Speaker 2: It was me.
Speaker 1: And for these TIERFX games, for this Tier TLFX game,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be again. What's up?
Speaker 2: Boss? Voting in the TIERFX games is now in tentimively
Speaker 2: sited to begin in August twenty six. Keep it locked
Speaker 2: to the labsed fans that count on X at the
Speaker 2: Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will
Speaker 2: become King of the Cast.