WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:04.480 Anny. 2 00:00:04.519 --> 00:00:05.400 You know what that music? 3 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:09.039 See, Yes, Sir, amos that music say good health to. 4 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:10.679 All from rex All. 5 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:23.879 The Amos Andnandi Show, written by Joe Connolly and Bob Moser, 6 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:28.079 featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, Roy Glenn will Wright, 7 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:32.240 Lillian Randolph, Jeff Alexander's Music, Yours Truly, Harlow Wilcox, and 8 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:38.079 starring radio's all time favorites Freeman Gosden and Charles Carrell. Amos, Sandy, 9 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:49.439 how do you do, ladies. 10 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:50.799 And gentlemen, This is Freeman Gosden. 11 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:54.000 Later in this program you will hear from your rex 12 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:57.000 All family druggist about the biggest money saving event of 13 00:00:57.039 --> 00:01:00.679 the year, rex All's Great one cent Sale that starts 14 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:03.640 this coming Wednesday. This is the famous sale where you 15 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:07.400 get two guaranteed rex All products for the price of 16 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:10.920 one plus a penny. Here is your chance to really 17 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:13.879 cut the cost of living. So this week from Wednesday 18 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:18.400 through Saturday, be sure to shop and save at your friendly. 19 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:19.120 Rex All drugstore. 20 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:31.640 It's rex All's Great one cent Sale. Well, the whole 21 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.040 week has gone by at the home of George Kingfish 22 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:38.239 Stephens without an argument or a harsh word, Right now 23 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:41.079 Sapphire Kingfish and Mama sit in the living room. 24 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:43.000 All is quiet and serene. 25 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:50.000 Oh, but a wonderful week. No arguments, no fight, Oh, yes, don't. 26 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:59.799 I'd never been so happy and contented in my whole life. 27 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:04.439 Yeah, Mama, I got a handle to you. Sitting there 28 00:02:04.480 --> 00:02:06.959 in your rocking chair. You look just like Whistler's mother. 29 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:10.960 The only thing that might detract from the sweet artistic 30 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:13.800 picture is your feet soaking in that pan of Epsen 31 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:14.400 sauce there. 32 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:19.159 Well, George, we has fought a lot in the past, 33 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:22.360 but of course when we did I was always good 34 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:23.360 natured about it. 35 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:26.240 Well, you know you're right, hone, Eh, of course, Uh, 36 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:28.520 I was a little more good natured about it than 37 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:30.080 you was, though, Uh. 38 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:33.560 George, dear, if you'll forgive me for correcting you, I 39 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:35.039 is the good natured one. 40 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:36.240 Well, if you don't. 41 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.000 Mind me expressing an opinion here, I must say that 42 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:41.039 if you was good natured, you was the nastiest good 43 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:41.639 natured person. 44 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:42.360 I don't help. 45 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:47.719 I see here, George Stevens. If so happens, it's been my. 46 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:50.199 Good nature that is preserved the sweetest lighting I mind 47 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:56.360 you bump. Yeah, A miserable whasel don't you tell my 48 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:57.840 daughter she ain't good natured. 49 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:00.960 We has always been a good natured family. 50 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:04.800 And if you say once more than we ate, I'm 51 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:06.639 gonna let you have it in the kiss up with 52 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:08.360 this pan of els and salts. 53 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:11.240 I'm not wait a minute. 54 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:13.039 If we get any more good nature right here, the 55 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:14.960 neighbors is gonna call the riot squad again. 56 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:19.599 Any man can be good natured if he spent his 57 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.520 life sponging off a couple of poor women. 58 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:23.439 Mama's right, joy is that so? 59 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:25.960 Well? Let me tell you something. I could walk out 60 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:27.680 of here right now and come back tonight with five 61 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:29.879 or six hundred dollars in my pocket, just like that. 62 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:32.240 Five or six hundred dollars. Huh. 63 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:35.479 Well, here's your hat, and dan's the door, and. 64 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:38.599 Don't you come back to you got you missed a big. 65 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:40.000 Mountain, all right? I will. 66 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:44.560 Hm. 67 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.120 I gotta get five hundred dollars by the night, and 68 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:49.280 I gotta get it by. 69 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:51.319 Using my ingenuity. Hmm. 70 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:54.080 I wonder if I went back and there I did 71 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:54.919 settle for a doll. 72 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:55.240 In the quarter. 73 00:03:55.360 --> 00:04:08.439 Huh uh, Hello, hello, hello, is this the ever ready 74 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:09.199 on coming? There? 75 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:10.280 Uh? 76 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:14.319 The one that advertises over the television uh money quick, 77 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:18.800 no red tip? Fine? Now, my name is George kingfree Stephen, 78 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:21.000 and I wants to borrow five hundred dollars. 79 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:24.160 You want to know what where I work? 80 00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:25.600 Now? 81 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.360 Look, we ain't gonna get no players if you're gonna 82 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:29.120 put the red tip on me right off the battomus. 83 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:32.879 Well, I knows you has rules. 84 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:35.600 But miss everready, if you could just let me uh 85 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:39.240 hold it for in a minute, somebody just come into 86 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:39.759 office here? 87 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:41.399 Uh can I help you? Madam? 88 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:43.480 I'm looking for mister Wilson. 89 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:44.920 Or no, mister Wilson here, I on the telephone here? 90 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:47.199 Wait minute? Uh hello, Miss Ever ready? 91 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:48.720 About that loan? 92 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:51.800 I knows you as a man of kindness of pity, 93 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:52.439 and are. 94 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:54.920 You sure there's no mister Wilson here? I wrote to 95 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:58.240 this address about paying him a twenty five hundred dollars reward. 96 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.199 Uh leg I' begging mus have already. 97 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:03.839 Hold the fun. 98 00:05:06.959 --> 00:05:07.319 Madam? 99 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:09.000 You said something about. 100 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:11.120 The twenty five dollar reward. 101 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.800 No, no, twenty five hundred dollars? 102 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:15.839 Yeah? 103 00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:16.240 Uh? 104 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:18.680 Miss have already you still there? 105 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:23.560 Fine? Drop dead? I do him? 106 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.480 Pull up a chair here now about this twenty five 107 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:27.399 hundred dollars? Uh? 108 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:28.720 Well, I'm mind the right. Please? 109 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:30.959 Is this the Wilson Detective Agency? 110 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:31.959 Uh? 111 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:34.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what is alright, yeah, that's well. 112 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:36.560 Then you know all about it from my letter. 113 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:37.480 Your letter. 114 00:05:37.639 --> 00:05:40.079 Uh well, now let us playing to you about the letter. 115 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:45.000 You see, she being a detective agency here, we don't 116 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:46.920 want no who evident is laying around. So I done 117 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:49.279 tore up your letter half ready and see what I mean? Yeah, 118 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:51.160 now you better refresh my memory up on the thing. 119 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:52.120 What was in the thing there? 120 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:52.920 Well? 121 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:55.399 I see, well, I, like I said in my letter, 122 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:58.120 my husband, Reginald Simpson deserted. 123 00:05:57.720 --> 00:05:59.079 Me twenty five years ago. 124 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:03.879 Hunh yes, and I've come into some money recently, so. 125 00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:05.360 I'm prepared to pay your. 126 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:08.920 Detective agency twenty five hundred dollars if you can locate him. 127 00:06:08.959 --> 00:06:11.360 Oh yeah, yeah, it all comes back to me now. 128 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:13.480 Yeah, when out the world we. 129 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:16.439 Locate the boy for he well, I imagine Reginald has 130 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:19.279 changed a lot in twenty five years. All I have 131 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:21.240 to go on is just one picture of him. 132 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:23.120 Now. This was taking on our honeymoon. 133 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:27.920 Let me see her, oh, honeymoon in Alaska. I see 134 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:29.839 he's leaning against the totem pole there. 135 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:39.720 That's me ooh yeah, so it is. 136 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:42.720 You never see a totem pole blowed up like that? 137 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:43.079 I know. 138 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:47.560 Uh, you ain't seen him for twenty five years. 139 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:51.240 Now you think you'll be able to locate him. 140 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:53.360 You can see from the pictures there that he's tall 141 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:55.120 and thin and wears a straw hat. 142 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:59.160 Yeah, but you know how peoples can change. I wouldn't 143 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:01.360 be surprised if to day he might very well be 144 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:02.959 fat dumping wearing a derby. 145 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:12.720 You know that. So you see, and the whole thing 146 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:13.240 is simple. 147 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:16.399 All you gotta do is to pose, is this REGINALD 148 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:20.199 Simpson and we can get the twenty five hundred dollars reward. Well, 149 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:22.480 I don't want to punch a holes and a good 150 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:25.639 idea right off the bat kingfish. But seems to me 151 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:29.000 it's ideas like this that make Levenworth and Sam Quentin 152 00:07:29.079 --> 00:07:32.720 the big success day is today. Oh now look and 153 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:35.920 there ain't no danger. See she thinks that I as 154 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:38.839 a detective. See she coming to OVAs bamba stee. Now 155 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:42.439 she ain't seed her husband in twenty five years. Yeah, well, 156 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:46.120 remember that's all right? What dides miss Simpson look like? Well, 157 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:48.680 now I got a picture right here and there she 158 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:52.839 is right there on her honeymoon. Wow, she show us 159 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:56.319 a homely looking young gal. Al right, hey look at her. 160 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:57.839 That's a nice string of beads around her neck. 161 00:07:58.079 --> 00:07:58.839 What kind is day? 162 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:01.439 All r Let me look at no, No, any of 163 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:04.360 them in beads. It's just that the moles on the 164 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:07.160 chin is kind of happened to grow in a semicircle. 165 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:11.240 There is looking mess. She is awful. 166 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:14.720 Now listen, Andy, the years has done mellowd missus Simpson. 167 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:18.639 She is a real dignified looking old lady. Her fears 168 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:21.160 to say quite a bit, and now them moles give 169 00:08:21.199 --> 00:08:24.879 her a nice mutton chop effect. She looked a little 170 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:28.879 like Henry Clay, nothing doing, Kingfish. I ain't gonna be 171 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:32.039 her long lost husband, Reginald Simpson, not with a face 172 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:32.360 like that. 173 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:34.480 Now wait a minute and a listen. Now look here. 174 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:36.759 You look away from the picture a minute and think 175 00:08:36.799 --> 00:08:38.679 about that twenty five hundred dollars. 176 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:42.919 Yeah you got that in your mind there? Yeah? Fine, 177 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:44.159 Now look back at the picture. 178 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:50.039 What do you say and just call me Reggie? 179 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:51.720 Now you're talking boy? Yeah? 180 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:54.000 Well, I like the twenty five hundred dollars all right, 181 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:56.799 but I still don't see how we're gonna convince missus 182 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:59.279 Simpson that I was her husband. Leave it to me 183 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:02.480 and any man that could sell the Titanic for scraps 184 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:05.120 three times in one year, we'll have no trouble unloading 185 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:06.039 a hunk a junk like you. 186 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:18.039 Now you don't know. Good evening. 187 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.679 This is your rex Al family druggist with the kind 188 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:23.840 of news I like to tell you. Next Wednesday morning, 189 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:28.639 October fifteenth, rex Al's tremendous one cent sale begins. From 190 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:31.559 then until the closing of the stores Saturday night, you 191 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:35.080 can buy two guaranteed Rexol products for the price of 192 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:39.759 one plus a penny. Yes, a penny more buys twice 193 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:43.440 as much. What's more, this offer applies to literally hundreds 194 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:47.120 of drug and household needs, from aspirin to imported olive oil, 195 00:09:47.159 --> 00:09:51.080 from Christmas cards to bobby pins, from coal cream to stationery. 196 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:55.639 But most important of all these are Rexol products. And 197 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:58.200 you can depend on any drug product that bears the 198 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:03.840 name Rexol. So remember friends, Starting next Wednesday, a penny 199 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:07.519 more by twice as much at rex Al Drug Stars 200 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:20.080 everywhere you say you're on phone miss Simpson and told 201 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.679 her you found her long lost husband. But that's right Andy, 202 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:24.480 and she'd be here and a half. 203 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:26.360 An hour for the cheerful reunion. My boy. 204 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:29.799 Yeah, but suppose she starts asking me questions about our marriage, 205 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:32.159 I ain't gonna be able to answer them. After all, 206 00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:35.120 we was married, we must have struck up some kind 207 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:36.000 of acquaintanceship. 208 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:39.159 Well, now that's covered. 209 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:41.720 And old boy, You see, she thinks that I as 210 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:44.360 a detective. So me and her has done work out 211 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:47.919 the plan. Now she has got four questions that, if 212 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:50.519 you know the answer to, will prove you as her 213 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:51.519 long lost husband. 214 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:53.639 Yeah, well, what is the questions? 215 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:53.919 Now? 216 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:57.200 Here's question number one. Now listen, nan. The first question 217 00:10:57.679 --> 00:10:58.039 is the. 218 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:01.080 State that you was married in, the state you honeymooned in, 219 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:04.120 and the state you deserted it in. Now the answer 220 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:08.799 is the question number one California, Washington and North Dakota. California, 221 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:11.279 Washington and North Dakota. And the second question is the 222 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:14.320 name of your three children. There is Manday Morton and. 223 00:11:14.360 --> 00:11:16.960 John Manday Morton John. 224 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:19.960 Question number three she gonna ask you. She gonna say, 225 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:21.240 I once had an operation. 226 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:22.159 What did they remove? 227 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:26.720 And the answer is four golf sewings, four gallstones? And 228 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:29.639 the last question she's gonna ask is she gonna say, 229 00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:32.080 what did you give me for a wedding present? And 230 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:33.039 answer to that is the. 231 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:35.679 Silver fox jacket. Yeah, silver fox jacket. 232 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:37.559 Now you got a straight anadem. It's the four questions 233 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:40.559 she's gonna ask you, King Fish. I'll remember them answers 234 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:43.279 word for word, or my name, mate, Reggie Simpleton. 235 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:43.960 Simpson's you fool? 236 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:56.799 Yes, yes, mister Simpson, allow me to introduce you up 237 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:59.039 with your long lost husband, Reginald. 238 00:11:59.279 --> 00:12:01.559 Ah after all. 239 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:04.679 These years, looking at you, I can hardly believe you 240 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:05.320 was the line. 241 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:14.960 Uh likewise, well, oh rats here look Justice Sam going 242 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:15.639 to miss Simpson. 243 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:16.919 Well, I don't know. 244 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:20.000 Yes, ago he was so thin and now he's so 245 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:21.639 big and heavy. 246 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:24.639 Well, now, your genuine long lost husband was playing that 247 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:27.600 to me right Erica. He deserted you while you got 248 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:28.600 a bad kiss. 249 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:29.759 Of the bloating virus. 250 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:33.759 He got that, Why the next thing he got was 251 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:38.159 the puffy plusy and then literally he's had a touch 252 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:42.000 of goat. So with the bloating, the puffing and the goating, 253 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:46.519 he is the flat swab that you see today. 254 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:48.879 I see, but I would like to make certain he's 255 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:49.799 really Reginald. 256 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:51.919 Yeah. Oh, well, I don't blame you about that. Put 257 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:54.600 him to the test there, ask him them full vital questions. 258 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:56.720 Were he done work out there? Yeah, that's right, ask 259 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:58.320 me anything very well? 260 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:01.279 What were the names of all three children? 261 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:04.000 California, Washington and north of Court? 262 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:09.320 Well, I better ask you another one now, I once 263 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:10.120 had an operation. 264 00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:12.440 What did they remove? Uh? 265 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:13.559 Silver fox jacket? 266 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:18.240 That's so well? Why did you give me for a 267 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:18.919 wedding gift? 268 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:22.519 Four gallstones? You know? 269 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:24.480 Where did you talking about? You was giving me all 270 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:25.240 the wrong answers? 271 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.000 Well, what is you talking about? You giving me all 272 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:27.759 the wrong questions? 273 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:29.879 Yes, we'd a minute. 274 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:31.960 Ta'll let everybody calm down here. Let's see what don't 275 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:34.039 happen with Simpson. I'll tell you what you see. I 276 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.879 think your long lost husband here is all excited about 277 00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:39.080 meeting you. Now, let's quiet down here and start the 278 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:40.000 whole thing over, will you. 279 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:40.960 Now, let's do that. 280 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:44.440 Yeah, well, well, I guess were all a little excited. 281 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:48.000 Now let's start all over again. Now I had an operation? 282 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:49.720 What did they take out? 283 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:51.600 California, Washington and north of. 284 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:58.159 Now no, no, Nottle sisters, just answer him another question? 285 00:13:58.159 --> 00:13:58.960 Will you fuse ma'am? 286 00:13:59.279 --> 00:14:02.559 What did you give me as a wedding gift Mandy, 287 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:03.360 Morton and John. 288 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:13.480 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. 289 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:15.440 You know me, I was getting the headache. 290 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.360 Excuse me, miss Simpson, while I take your long lost 291 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:20.759 husband over in the corner here, all right, this way, 292 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:22.080 long loss husband, come on over. 293 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:25.159 Yeah, what's wrong? Would you? 294 00:14:25.080 --> 00:14:27.159 You big dummy? You don't mess the thing up? Well, 295 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:30.519 she don't switch the questions on me, stupid. This means 296 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:32.840 twenty five hundred dollars. And the next time she asked 297 00:14:32.840 --> 00:14:35.360 you a question, think before you answer the thing. Okay, 298 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:38.320 I'll get it straight. You know South and Kingstree. What 299 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:44.200 she showed to look like Henry Clay? Come on, well 300 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:46.039 he is all right now, Miss Simpson. 301 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:49.600 Well this is your last chance, Reginald. What did you 302 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:51.360 give me for a wedding present? 303 00:14:51.639 --> 00:14:53.559 A silver fox? Jack? I see there? 304 00:14:53.799 --> 00:14:55.879 Oh he really? Your husband already asked hi another question? 305 00:14:56.080 --> 00:14:59.200 All right? What were the names of our three children? 306 00:14:59.360 --> 00:15:08.080 Manny Mo Jack? I mean my mandate Morton and John. 307 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:09.840 Yeah, see that I'm a Simpson or he got him 308 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:12.559 one hundred percent. Well there you is one long lost 309 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:15.519 husband signed see you and delivered cod Just make out 310 00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:16.639 to check the cash there that's all. 311 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:19.519 He Well, I'm just about I'm convinced he is my husband, 312 00:15:19.519 --> 00:15:20.960 but I would like a day or two to think 313 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:21.279 it over. 314 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:23.639 Well you would, well, you wouldn't want to sign the 315 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:25.960 check and think it over while the checkers clearing the bank, 316 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:26.600 would you? 317 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:31.080 No, But you'll be hearing from me. Goodbye, my Reginald. 318 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:38.159 So long, Henry. I mean, uh, what do you think, 319 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:38.960 King Fish? What not? 320 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:39.480 Don't worry? 321 00:15:39.519 --> 00:15:42.159 And I think we got a wow what a face, 322 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:55.440 King Fish? I bet Reginald is still running. Yeah, and 323 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:57.559 there as soon as I see this picture in the 324 00:15:57.600 --> 00:16:00.840 newspaper of you and just hate him about mister Simpson 325 00:16:01.039 --> 00:16:03.200 finding a long lost husband, I come over here to 326 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:03.600 see you. 327 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:04.360 Yeah, amos. 328 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:06.759 She done think it over and decided that I was 329 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:09.519 her missing husband. So you as fell for another of 330 00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:13.879 the Kingfishers schemes. Many and the brown eyes disgusted with you. 331 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:15.720 You ought to be ashamed of yourself doing this for 332 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.039 twenty five hundred dollars. 333 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:19.240 Oh you think we ought to get more money out 334 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:19.759 of her? Huh? 335 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.960 Oh look here, Andy Brown, you just going to get 336 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:23.960 yourself in trouble. 337 00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:26.159 Oh, come in, Kingfish. 338 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.279 Well, amos, see the item in the newspaper. We all said, 339 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:33.080 oh yeah, you know, I really fed up on you 340 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:35.080 to pulling stuff like this. Why do we want to 341 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:39.320 talk to you so long? H nice fellow that Amos, 342 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:42.039 but he ain't got no business mind. Well I tell you, 343 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:44.240 Uh wait a minute, Wait a minute. That must be 344 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:47.279 Amos coming back his consciences bother him. Come in. 345 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:51.840 How do you do I'm looking for a mister Reginald Simpson. 346 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:54.840 Yeah, well, IRE's Reginald Simpson. 347 00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:57.879 Oh fine, I saw this item about you in the paper. 348 00:16:58.159 --> 00:16:59.960 I'm from the Bureau of Internal Revenue. 349 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:01.639 Mister Simpson. 350 00:17:01.720 --> 00:17:04.799 We have a nine hundred dollars back tax claim against you, 351 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:07.799 and if it's not settled immediately, we're taking court action. 352 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:10.200 Well wait a minute here now, I ain't. 353 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:10.680 Gonna shut up. 354 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:14.039 Mister Simpson here will be very happy to settle the 355 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:14.960 claim with the Bureau. 356 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:17.240 Oh fine, I'll stop back in the day or so 357 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:18.480 and see if we can't wind this thing. 358 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:19.920 We haven't ready for you. 359 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:22.240 Then I'll see you in a couple of days. Then goodbye. 360 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:26.000 Listen, King Fish, Why didn't you tell him I wasn't 361 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:28.839 mister Simpson. Now listen, you knit with if it come 362 00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:31.839 if it come out that you hint, REGINALD Simpson, we 363 00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:34.519 loses the twenty five hundred dollars. All we got to 364 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:36.319 do is to raise nine hundred dollars to pay off 365 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:38.559 this government fellow. And then when we get the twenty 366 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:41.200 five hundred dollars, we are still sixteen hundred dollars. To 367 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:44.960 the good holy mackerel, these government taxes is really something. 368 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:47.640 I ain't earned nothing in the last twenty five years, 369 00:17:47.680 --> 00:18:02.440 but I owees damn nine hundred dollars. Now Here is 370 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:06.880 your rex Al Family Druggist. Next Wednesday morning, October fifteenth, 371 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:10.400 rex Al's greatest one since sale begins, the tremendous sale 372 00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:14.279 where you get two absolutely top quality, guaranteed Rexol products 373 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:16.039 for the price of one plus a penny. 374 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:17.559 Exactly how does that work? 375 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:18.039 Well? 376 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:21.160 For example, the regular price for a pint bottle of 377 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:24.279 Rexol in my thirty one mouthwash is seventy nine cents, 378 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:27.279 but during the one cent sale, you get two bottles 379 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:28.400 for only eighty cents. 380 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:30.759 You mean, I just add a penny, yet I get 381 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:31.640 twice as much. 382 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:32.240 Exactly. 383 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:35.799 What's more, you'll find litterally hundreds of these double bargains 384 00:18:35.839 --> 00:18:39.319 in our stores. Everything from rubbing alcohol to adhesive tape, 385 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:43.920 from cosmetics to billfolds, plus more than sixty super specials 386 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:45.640 on every type of household needs. 387 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:47.000 How long does this sale last? 388 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:49.559 From next Wednesday morning till the closing of the store's 389 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:53.279 Saturday night four miracle days when a penny more buys 390 00:18:53.359 --> 00:19:06.240 twice as much at rex Al drug stores everywhere? Well, 391 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.279 we gotta raise nine hundred dollars. Let me get in 392 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:13.279 here and talk to gone Quinn Jay Calhoun. Well, hi 393 00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:18.559 the Kingfish, say Calhoun, I want to talk to Calhoun. 394 00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:21.200 What you're doing at your desk anyway? Who me? 395 00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:22.200 Oh? 396 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:24.799 I just sitting here tearing the paper off of cigarettes. 397 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:28.039 Oh yeah, I see them do that on the television. 398 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:29.480 That's pretty good in it. 399 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:32.799 Yeah, But I tell you one thing. It's still a 400 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:34.759 lot easier to sloop with the people's own. 401 00:19:39.799 --> 00:19:41.200