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<v Speaker 1>I gotta one thirty. I gotta go, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>How about twelve thirty for your boy Hoodie? And hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready because it's done. It's about to get weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Be prepared for INTI get weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Thinks you're gonna get weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get weird. Let's get it?

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<v Speaker 4>Where?

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<v Speaker 2>Where?

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<v Speaker 1>Get? Where?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ready listen already because you're listening to the two

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and first episode of Let's Get Weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my name's Hoodie and every we come together, give

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<v Speaker 2>you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets,

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<v Speaker 2>the beats, uranus, the pleats, pleated pants. Who wears pleated pants? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes for my wedding, I had to deplete my pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you really? You had to like iron them and

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<v Speaker 2>get the little like side, little edge on you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't wear pants, so I don't know you were

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<v Speaker 3>pants were in the or jeans that is pants, the

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<v Speaker 3>jeans they're called jean pants, they're called jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>Pantalonis When he said pantalonis what do you think of pants, jeans,

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<v Speaker 2>and they said blue jeans. That one the blue jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>You sure about that? It's a blue pant.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the stuffy. I feel angry and tired. I

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<v Speaker 3>got a haircut at one thirty. A lot to do today, sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's get this ball rolling, because not you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>walk walk walking. You walk alone inside this pit of

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<v Speaker 3>danger for miles, in search of danger. You walk alone,

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<v Speaker 3>Batista themes.

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<v Speaker 2>On, walk alone? Dude, have you seen a shredded? He's

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<v Speaker 2>gotten just because he like lost all the the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the bulk, because he's not just because he was

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<v Speaker 2>tired of being the the brute in every movie. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, but you were good at that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean weird?

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<v Speaker 1>I see that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, what was that starting that scary movie he just

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<v Speaker 3>did with the cabin one, because that's where he bulked

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<v Speaker 3>up really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like the cabin or isn't the

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<v Speaker 2>cabin the movies? Uh? And I hate scary movies. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the cabin that's with the new GF. She is

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<v Speaker 2>a fan of scary movie, scary movies plus sci fi.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch The Doctor Sleep? No?

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<v Speaker 3>We did not watch, but she likes scary movies with

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<v Speaker 3>sci fi and time travel. No cops, not a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of mafia. It's a really niche genre. Have you seen

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<v Speaker 3>Avengers End Game? There's a lot of time travel in

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<v Speaker 3>that one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's a doubt. No, she's not a fan of Marvel.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Eric. Oh, stoping, buddy, that's just you

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<v Speaker 2>and me. Still. Morris snuck in a little bit about

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars. Huh. How does he feel about Star Wars?

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<v Speaker 2>What did she say about Star Wars?

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh my god, last night, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you to get rid of your lightsabers because no, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I was worried.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if you noticed that they were

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<v Speaker 1>there in the leger room.

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<v Speaker 2>She will know, she will.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do have to redact something because I did

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<v Speaker 3>mess up. React What I mean redacted? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>No, uh, change a opinion, No retract, retract or dat

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<v Speaker 2>attract a statement redacted? Is you're blocking it out with

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<v Speaker 2>like that black right.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm retracting a statement that I got our date,

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<v Speaker 3>our first date wrong because it was August twenty ninth,

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<v Speaker 3>not September twenty ninth. I don't know why I kept

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<v Speaker 3>saying September. You know it would be a great reminder

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<v Speaker 3>of you. Well, you guys made a Facebook official?

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<v Speaker 2>Do this? Still do that? Yeah? Really, it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>one thing everybody still does on Facebook. Oh man, I

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<v Speaker 2>felt proudly and changed mind from dating to married to

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<v Speaker 2>Morris Kelly.

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<v Speaker 3>Really no where, but uh, I didn't know that. I

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<v Speaker 3>know that was a big thing. But yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta say sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hey, when do you think you guys are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>make a Facebook official?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight, maybe this week. You're gonna meet her on sat

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday. Maybe if she's in the audience. Probably not,

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<v Speaker 2>she'll see my face, but she's hanging out with the

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<v Speaker 2>backstage and maybe yeah she's gonna hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh neither, But you know what, we'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm taking tickets and then scorting people their seats,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But if not, I'll just sit in the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>get wasted. You never know what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to New York City this week, so I

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<v Speaker 2>cannot get to wasted on Friday because I have a

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<v Speaker 2>ten o'clock train on Saturday out of Union Station, so

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<v Speaker 2>I have to drive down pick more up and Go

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<v Speaker 2>and Uber over. Really are you excited for New York?

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<v Speaker 2>I am? Uh, last time we So this is my

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<v Speaker 2>second time in New York City. The first time we went,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like the first year I was

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<v Speaker 2>here actually, so like nine years ago, which is wild. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So that was when like we were semester based and

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know if I was coming back or not.

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<v Speaker 2>But then he said, hey, you're coming to work on

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<v Speaker 2>January second. I said, you got it. Yeah. But we

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<v Speaker 2>did one of the like mega buses or whatever it's called,

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<v Speaker 2>like the dollar buses. It's not a dollar. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like ten bucks or whatever up to New York City

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<v Speaker 2>bus or the Mega bus, one of them whatever, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>But we took We took the bus in like on

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<v Speaker 2>a Friday night, got in Saturday morning, and took the

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<v Speaker 2>bus back Saturday or Sunday morning. Okay, so we had

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty hours in New York City. That's enough time.

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<v Speaker 2>And this was after Christmas before it was like the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty or no, it was a fifteenth, so it was

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<v Speaker 2>right before Christmas but not like New Year's Eve traffic

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<v Speaker 2>that's and so it was fun. But it rained and

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<v Speaker 2>your boy had to go into a Macy's because my

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<v Speaker 2>socks got soaked cause I stepped out of the bus

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<v Speaker 2>and saying.

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<v Speaker 1>In New York and then.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, she stepped in a puddle. First,

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<v Speaker 2>see the puddle, puppy, that step.

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<v Speaker 1>This is you know people, you know New Yorkers till

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a New Yorker.

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<v Speaker 3>You're looking up, look up, don't look up, just keep

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<v Speaker 3>looking straight, looking straight, her down exactly where you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, but that was fun. It just was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>from now. We're you know, take taking the train up.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a hotel near Times Square. You know, seeing

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<v Speaker 2>statue of Libby, so you're gonna see statue living You

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<v Speaker 2>see Hamilton, You see Hamilton. Definitely going to Nintendo store,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you want anything, let me know, No for the holidays,

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<v Speaker 2>the Lego store because next to the Lego store everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>though huge. Maybe it depends, I know, because I had

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<v Speaker 2>a list and more is like, here's the thing. We

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<v Speaker 2>have prioritize some things. It's like, okay, but I want

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<v Speaker 2>to do it all.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna basically just stay in Times Square though pretty much. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not like you do you have friends that live

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<v Speaker 3>in New York. No, you know if anyone lives in

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<v Speaker 3>New York really, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hit high May I will, Well she hang

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<v Speaker 2>out with us. I don't know. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>she actually lives in New York City or she like

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<v Speaker 2>lives in Jersey. So well, oh you know, PJ, I

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<v Speaker 2>do and I do know some three people now, so

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<v Speaker 2>I could.

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<v Speaker 1>Text Philip, you can take you out and.

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<v Speaker 3>It might be all nighters. Is he goes just crazy

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<v Speaker 3>as ratas now, so right, so Morgan party all night

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<v Speaker 3>and drink all.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, and but we had their cuddle, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>know right, you know that too.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, hey, I'd rather just stay in bed all day. No,

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<v Speaker 4>granted we paid for the trips. We're not staying in

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<v Speaker 4>bed all day. We're gonna go out and do New York.

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<v Speaker 3>I found that the last time I went, Max was

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<v Speaker 3>five and we went a week after the New Year,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was chill to go see the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>So I might do that again this year. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to get back. So they're not doing it I think

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<v Speaker 2>until like ended November the tree and stuff. But we

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<v Speaker 2>did look at like Rockefeller Ice skating oh yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>sails out pretty quick.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like sixty bucks for an hour. Have you

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<v Speaker 4>seen that? Before?

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<v Speaker 2>Running the actual ice skates that was another twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, the funny thing is you don't realize

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<v Speaker 3>as small that it's just in a little plaza that's

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<v Speaker 3>really it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the ice itself is like maybe sixty five degrees,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's gonna be like, why will we ice skating?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they have it open up during the summer too? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just during like November to because they

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<v Speaker 2>just opened up and I looked at it and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, sixty bucks and then Jesus, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>there is. Oh, Bill Burr SNL is this week. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'll actually be able to get into that now because

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<v Speaker 2>like last week the Chapel Roam John Laney one, that

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<v Speaker 2>line was around the block bill. But it's pretty funny though,

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<v Speaker 2>but not as like a chapel roan Bill Chapel row Lady,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm spot of him. That was Peter Parker. He was

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<v Speaker 2>Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I don't know that I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, So the big thing is, if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to do SNL, you have to like line up

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<v Speaker 2>on a Thursday night unless you know somebody. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>standby lines. You have to line up on a Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>night at like eight o'clock to get a return ticket

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<v Speaker 2>the actual line on Friday. That then gives you a

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<v Speaker 2>spot and then saraday you come in at like ten

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<v Speaker 2>then maybe make the cutoff. It's three lines again.

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<v Speaker 3>The people that actually go to the show go to

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<v Speaker 3>the after parties too, where they just kick them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, well, they have like a a I've seen like

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<v Speaker 2>just TikTok has like exposed how this all works. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen like they give you like on orders and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I think it determined. It depends on like

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<v Speaker 2>the host. It's like the host is like, hey, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you audience for being I don't know how many people

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<v Speaker 2>actually go on the audience, but like we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>the party, but there's probably another party within that.

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<v Speaker 3>You think that would been like that would be leaked everywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>like seeing celebrities getting hammered, have you not, don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that sets that party within a party thing

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<v Speaker 2>of like they're like, eh, and then here's the real

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<v Speaker 2>party behind the closes.

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<v Speaker 3>With the evention of the cell phone and social media

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<v Speaker 3>and everything, we have, how come we don't see more

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<v Speaker 3>celebrities getting messed up at parties.

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<v Speaker 2>which was one of the things that wasn't teased at

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<v Speaker 2>all in the little there, like, here's how the hell

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<v Speaker 2>would they do Jump Street meets Men in Black? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>aliens or something. But I don't know how it was

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<v Speaker 2>going to work, but I was. I was intrigued because, look,

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting the g I Joe Transformers movie at some point,

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<v Speaker 2>so they could really happened. It's happening. Transformers one did okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, but that Transformers one has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 3>with the Transformers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, back, so could we have that movie so people

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<v Speaker 4>saw it? Well, it was bad when people saw it,

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<v Speaker 4>So which one was bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Transformers Rise the Beasts, which teased up the G I

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, spoiler and credit at the end of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I doubt they're going to do that. They are

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<v Speaker 2>as of right now. That's how you put some revigoration

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<v Speaker 2>into both of those franchises because I don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't I didn't know there wasn't a guy named

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<v Speaker 2>g I Joe and G I Joe. Yeah, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>Joe in there. There's no Joe. Joe. You were the Joe. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you did Joe.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the thing is that G I Joe was

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<v Speaker 3>the all American hero. You all just one guy. No,

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<v Speaker 3>then they try to do it in the first one

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<v Speaker 3>with Bruce Willis or the second one where they made

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<v Speaker 2>And his name wasn't Joe. Still, No, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're everyone's every man was a Joe in the army,

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<v Speaker 3>in the military, you're all a Joe. I think that's

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<v Speaker 3>the adverse something. It's like, that's my name is Andrew,

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<v Speaker 3>my name is Eric. But I don't want to be Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're all can be you know, my grandma's

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<v Speaker 3>name Joe. Like an a team the BA B with

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<v Speaker 3>remember that movie with mister T.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister T. Yeah, no, Quentin Bradley j Yeah with Bradley

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<v Speaker 2>then did you Really Sweet?

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<v Speaker 3>But they were all like the CIA guys name were

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<v Speaker 3>all named Johnson or whatever. It was a different guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody could be the Joe. Anybody could be a CIA agent.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody can cook, right, that's a toy. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I won't even watched that movie. You rewatching it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's definitely seen. A rat of Towey bro that

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<v Speaker 3>has Maxine right, Yes, MAXI sine rights of twee.

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<v Speaker 2>You know we watched the other night. I was so

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<v Speaker 2>happy we watched again. Cocoa. Oh, that's a good time

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<v Speaker 2>to watch it too. That's a sadass movie. I tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>That movie came out right after my grandma.

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<v Speaker 4>Died, and I was like, it was like like Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>with the Scalies. I'm like, oh, let's watch whatever's on Disney.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus it was like, all right, cool Coco. And then

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<v Speaker 4>I left, and more was like, why'd you leave?

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<v Speaker 2>You know why I left?

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<v Speaker 3>And right in the basement, grandma was Mama Coco because

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<v Speaker 3>your grandma was black Coca. But come on, it was

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<v Speaker 3>a great way for grandma and Mama Mama Coco to meet,

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<v Speaker 3>to see back with her son.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything Mawana to is gonna be good. Nope, because here's

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<v Speaker 2>the thing. Is also just finished filming the live action Mohana.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why are we doing this still? I'm God, look,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting off the rock train a little bit here,

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<v Speaker 2>like Maana too, Like I'm worried because, like I get it,

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<v Speaker 2>people are gonna see it regardless. Yeah, I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 2>like anything like what is going on in a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happens is basically that they're trying to cross

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<v Speaker 3>the ocean from the one trailer. But sea monsters are

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<v Speaker 3>stopping her and they need Maui. No, this was just

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<v Speaker 3>one sea monster. This was Tafiti was dying. Tafiti was

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<v Speaker 3>the heart of the ocean. Now the ocean needs them

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<v Speaker 3>to go across the ocean to go see something, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're sea monsters that are stopping her and she needs me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wanted to help her now, but what what are they

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<v Speaker 3>gonna help with? What are they gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And so it's just like this is right, and this

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<v Speaker 3>is why I'm saying I'm trying to get off the rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Cash cat cab got the train of the rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Because now too red One. Have you seen those those stories?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we reported about it last year, two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and fifty seven million dollars and one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty it's the biggest budget Christmas movie or holiday movie

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<v Speaker 2>of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>And half of it is because of him and how

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<v Speaker 3>much he got paid and how much he put them

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<v Speaker 3>late to everything, and all the stories of him holding

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<v Speaker 3>having the pas hold his urine bottles, which is so weird.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like Dwayne.

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<v Speaker 2>Evans, right, but like not even in it. Jonah Jamison's

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<v Speaker 2>in it, it's all about Dwayne, like, buddy, come one,

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<v Speaker 2>spread the wealth.

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<v Speaker 3>My voice cracked hard there. And now he's in Now

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<v Speaker 3>he's in Germany promoting it Project Rock. You got the bag?

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<v Speaker 2>Still?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have the bag and I have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of apparel. And I looked today at the new apparel

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<v Speaker 3>drop that dropped and it's all like Santa Chris. You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just like, ah, we're not getting Christmas kicks?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we? No? For each other? Yeah? I mean if

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't give me a gift, no, no, because your

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<v Speaker 2>wife doesn't Like wait did your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you put up the skateboard? I got you?

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<v Speaker 2>Or no? It's uh, I just want I only only

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<v Speaker 2>where to hang it up, So it's it's in my decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>You can watch Crisis on a fit podcast and see

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<v Speaker 2>where it's at. I haven't watched you. It's in the

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<v Speaker 3>So do that my name on it. No, I would

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<v Speaker 3>have the original member of Crisis now and be like

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<v Speaker 3>not here once again, Eric, never here. Rek doesn't have

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<v Speaker 3>the technology, does not have the technology. You know what

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<v Speaker 3>Max it to the other day, and I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>feel like I need to ask you in Kevin, how

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<v Speaker 3>do this that he wants to be a YouTube star?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a that's a you decision. That is a you decision.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it a you decision? Because you've seen Ryan's world. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's because those parents are stupid. Think about it, hoody.

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<v Speaker 3>Those parents have no experience in the entertainment industry. They

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<v Speaker 3>had no experience with the kid, and then they undone

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<v Speaker 3>fed it up. Now the kids doing God knows what,

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<v Speaker 3>God knows who on God knows what channel.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an audio podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you could do it. I just think, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>your lego rooms is gonna have to be well, he

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<v Speaker 2>has his room, so I guess he has his own room.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you we're gonna do it. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>put in the lego room.

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<v Speaker 1>Him playing on the switch, you have to stop playing

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<v Speaker 1>on the switch, and I gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to be hard. Yeah, I would get well, he's

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<v Speaker 2>getting really really if he wants to be easy pasy,

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<v Speaker 2>you needs to play a PC because like Xbox and

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<v Speaker 2>places are great, but you need to attach it to

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<v Speaker 2>like you can stream to twitch, but it's not as

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<v Speaker 2>a degree of a. You know Kay Sanat and all

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<v Speaker 2>Ninja and Asmen Gold and all these people. I just

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<v Speaker 2>name some streamers now I know who they are. Kay,

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<v Speaker 2>And you forgot speed too, so don't work I show speed.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? What Kay Sanatt had the MPC miles more

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<v Speaker 2>just say hi, thank you for the flowers for seven

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<v Speaker 2>straight hours, by the way, and he said, hey, do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go to bed? And he said no,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to save the city. He kept doing it

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<v Speaker 2>for seven more hours. Did he really? I only see

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<v Speaker 2>it on what it pops up on my TikTok talk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Had some huge people on Carly on He also Dwayne

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<v Speaker 3>or not John Cena on like two weeks ago, and

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<v Speaker 3>that was impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would have thought? I Carly was ahead of its time

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<v Speaker 2>Internet shows that everyone watched. You're a little to watch Carly,

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<v Speaker 2>you were like thirty but Carly, Wow, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>me to find out what it can actually find out

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<v Speaker 2>when it came out? Because now you're making me feel

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<v Speaker 2>old as hell. I Carly came out in the first

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<v Speaker 2>episode two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a year into being here, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>And its final episode was twenty twelve. Yeah, it's thirty one.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, do the math that was issued that

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<v Speaker 2>you know how old Eric is?

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<v Speaker 3>Forty two years old. I aything wrong saying with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm proud of being forty two. My GF

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't like that I have no wrinkles on my forehead though.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop, you don't smile a lot. That's why for my

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<v Speaker 2>I want those. I get that smile too much. You smile.

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<v Speaker 2>I got smile more. I don't don't exist. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. It's the what is the hoodie pose

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<v Speaker 2>in any photo? It's like a big face, it's opened

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<v Speaker 2>the mouth wide.

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<v Speaker 4>My family calls me on the two like Andrew, but

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<v Speaker 4>shut them out with them out doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything. She makes me put on, like

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<v Speaker 2>retinoal cream or something, and I'm like not doing anything.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like it will over time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I still use the rocks under I used.

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<v Speaker 2>I use the Pappatoi stuff, Yeah, because I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>my under. I did find out using it at night

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<v Speaker 2>helps a lot more than using the stuff we use

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<v Speaker 2>normally in the shower. So I'm using that baby trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get this face. What that face do gets love?

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet kisses? Sweet?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>But what's that I hear? And then is sweet and tender?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>Perfect where we read actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Washing a d C dot car works last m I

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<v Speaker 2>as compared, who's freaking your DC may Virginia? No, and

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<v Speaker 2>now we just do roulette. See what's going on? Who's

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<v Speaker 2>the first one? First one? Handy with car? That's all

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<v Speaker 2>you to come apart? Need someone to help check my

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<v Speaker 2>ole and fill it up. I can't get to my

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<v Speaker 2>usual mechanic. Boo, that's a sex one that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>sex with two hidden ones. I don't know what that was.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's have some fun Alexandria. All right, this

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<v Speaker 2>was yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't be the only looking to have some late

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<v Speaker 3>night fun dot dot dot Alexander.

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<v Speaker 1>That your never is that I live here?

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<v Speaker 2>They live there? Isn't that the same thing? I live here?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all why? Because of this little v that's all Arlington.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that Alexandria that goes to Arlington. Yeah there's the airport. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no idea Teddy Roosevelt Island never, I have never been

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<v Speaker 2>on that island. You want to go. Yeah, actually, never

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<v Speaker 2>been either.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go with the eleven one Maryland.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, fun, Here I go again. Heck, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>lie that I can't read. That that's too CRYPTI that's right,

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<v Speaker 2>too crypt Oh, here we go. Lonely widower, lonely widower,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been five years, almost six and likes someone to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to. Hopefully can tear it to something more. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>female looking for a male. I'm fifty nine years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite please into the eye for fifty nine. I'm also

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<v Speaker 2>a native Washingtonian. She lives near Armed Forces retirement home.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell's that over here? Alright? Chilum chilulum Chile. Okay, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>next one?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh fall fun, oh fun, smart, outgoing fifty year old male,

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<v Speaker 3>right male, mascial black man living the d DMV area.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking for a misconnection. I enjoy movies, cooking, outdoorsy stuff, music,

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<v Speaker 3>almost all kinds except country. Looking for outgoing, spontaneous, confident,

476
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<v Speaker 3>cute woman to explore the city in a case like

477
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<v Speaker 3>call in sick from work, that wants to that wants

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<v Speaker 3>to try for or more new things in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking for a true friend. First read this one before.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always like I need four, They need to try

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<v Speaker 2>four new things in life. He changes the top part,

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<v Speaker 2>but the bottom part is always the same old material

483
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<v Speaker 2>over your black widow costume. You wore a red and

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<v Speaker 2>black dress at the Halloween party at my place. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me know what you're thinking. That's a smooth s's.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hearts, two hearts, beat as one.

487
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<v Speaker 2>Looking for a nice travel woman. Hello, beautiful. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>live in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC area? Visiting or

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<v Speaker 2>for for work? I'm a HiT's a black man that

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<v Speaker 2>wants to meet you. I would devote my time for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's chat.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, love you, respect you. Yeah, you mean tissues

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<v Speaker 3>in here? Oh it was a big sneeze. Sorry, I

494
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<v Speaker 3>blew me out in my trash.

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<v Speaker 2>Please do not leave it on the floor, all right?

496
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<v Speaker 2>And then our last one I met you sat next

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<v Speaker 2>to me on the metro. Ah metrow to the beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>woman who sat next to me on the metro. You

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<v Speaker 2>looked awesome in your dress. I thought about you all

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<v Speaker 2>the way home and hope you see this. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>the flashy smile. That's weird. Thanks for the flashy smile. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like to take you out for dinner, drinks, coffee

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<v Speaker 2>or a smoke, marijuana or just a smokey We know

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<v Speaker 2>that one place, I was the guy with blonde hair

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<v Speaker 2>he waved to when you're getting off the train. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>you sat next to her. So why are you saying

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<v Speaker 2>you were the guy plot here? Well, because you don't

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<v Speaker 2>pay attention to the person sitting next to us. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, Hi, let me be friends with you for

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<v Speaker 2>two stops, or you say no, don't sit next to me,

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<v Speaker 2>let me be the creep I always have. I have

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<v Speaker 2>mean face on, so I don't anyone sit next to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why he has no wrinkles. That's what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean face means no rink mean face means no wrinkles.

515
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<v Speaker 2>Because you're not smiling and happy, you don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>happy wrinkles. Oh so now I need to have happy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's never happening. What well, I would say, it's happening

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Two months ago, Yes, two months ago, I did find

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<v Speaker 1>you would know.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you'd make it Facebook official. Is that still a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have to talk to about it too, shorts

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<v Speaker 3>do Yeah, I'm hoping to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, all right, Well you can follow Eric and

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<v Speaker 5>see if he becomes Facebook official mister Eric v m

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<v Speaker 5>r e r ic k v uh. You can follow

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<v Speaker 5>me at Andrew Hoodie with the why I see all

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<v Speaker 5>my New York City adventures in New York City at

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew Hoodie with a Y. Hope you have a great

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<v Speaker 5>week and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>It got weird, didn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah,