Speaker 1: I gotta one thirty. I gotta go, I gotta get
Speaker 1: you gotta.
Speaker 2: How about twelve thirty for your boy Hoodie? And hopefully
Speaker 2: you're ready because it's done. It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2: Be prepared for INTI get weird.
Speaker 3: Thinks you're gonna get weird.
Speaker 2: It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 2: Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: Get? Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 4: I'm ready listen already because you're listening to the two
Speaker 4: hundred and first episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my name's Hoodie and every we come together, give
Speaker 2: you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets,
Speaker 2: the beats, uranus, the pleats, pleated pants. Who wears pleated pants? Uh?
Speaker 2: Sometimes for my wedding, I had to deplete my pants.
Speaker 2: Did you really? You had to like iron them and
Speaker 2: get the little like side, little edge on you.
Speaker 3: I don't wear pants, so I don't know you were
Speaker 3: pants were in the or jeans that is pants, the
Speaker 3: jeans they're called jean pants, they're called jeans.
Speaker 2: Pantalonis When he said pantalonis what do you think of pants, jeans,
Speaker 2: and they said blue jeans. That one the blue jeans.
Speaker 2: You sure about that? It's a blue pant.
Speaker 3: It was the stuffy. I feel angry and tired. I
Speaker 3: got a haircut at one thirty. A lot to do today, sweetheart.
Speaker 3: So let's get this ball rolling, because not you're gonna
Speaker 3: walk walk walking. You walk alone inside this pit of
Speaker 3: danger for miles, in search of danger. You walk alone,
Speaker 3: Batista themes.
Speaker 2: On, walk alone? Dude, have you seen a shredded? He's
Speaker 2: gotten just because he like lost all the the rest
Speaker 2: of the bulk, because he's not just because he was
Speaker 2: tired of being the the brute in every movie. But
Speaker 2: it's like, but you were good at that, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean weird?
Speaker 1: I see that.
Speaker 3: Wait, what was that starting that scary movie he just
Speaker 3: did with the cabin one, because that's where he bulked
Speaker 3: up really bad.
Speaker 2: I think it was like the cabin or isn't the
Speaker 2: cabin the movies? Uh? And I hate scary movies. I've
Speaker 2: got the cabin that's with the new GF. She is
Speaker 2: a fan of scary movie, scary movies plus sci fi.
Speaker 2: Did you watch The Doctor Sleep? No?
Speaker 3: We did not watch, but she likes scary movies with
Speaker 3: sci fi and time travel. No cops, not a lot
Speaker 3: of mafia. It's a really niche genre. Have you seen
Speaker 3: Avengers End Game? There's a lot of time travel in
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 2: No, she's a doubt. No, she's not a fan of Marvel.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Eric. Oh, stoping, buddy, that's just you
Speaker 2: and me. Still. Morris snuck in a little bit about
Speaker 2: Star Wars. Huh. How does he feel about Star Wars?
Speaker 2: What did she say about Star Wars?
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, last night, I think it's
Speaker 1: a mate.
Speaker 2: Tell you to get rid of your lightsabers because no, No,
Speaker 2: I was worried.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you noticed that they were
Speaker 1: there in the leger room.
Speaker 2: She will know, she will.
Speaker 3: But I do have to redact something because I did
Speaker 3: mess up. React What I mean redacted? Well?
Speaker 2: No, uh, change a opinion, No retract, retract or dat
Speaker 2: attract a statement redacted? Is you're blocking it out with
Speaker 2: like that black right.
Speaker 3: No, I'm retracting a statement that I got our date,
Speaker 3: our first date wrong because it was August twenty ninth,
Speaker 3: not September twenty ninth. I don't know why I kept
Speaker 3: saying September. You know it would be a great reminder
Speaker 3: of you. Well, you guys made a Facebook official?
Speaker 2: Do this? Still do that? Yeah? Really, it's like the
Speaker 2: one thing everybody still does on Facebook. Oh man, I
Speaker 2: felt proudly and changed mind from dating to married to
Speaker 2: Morris Kelly.
Speaker 3: Really no where, but uh, I didn't know that. I
Speaker 3: know that was a big thing. But yeah, so I
Speaker 3: gotta say sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, when do you think you guys are gonna
Speaker 2: make a Facebook official?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tonight, maybe this week. You're gonna meet her on sat
Speaker 2: on Friday. Maybe if she's in the audience. Probably not,
Speaker 2: she'll see my face, but she's hanging out with the
Speaker 2: backstage and maybe yeah she's gonna hang out.
Speaker 1: Oh neither, But you know what, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If I'm taking tickets and then scorting people their seats,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But if not, I'll just sit in the bar and
Speaker 1: get wasted. You never know what happens.
Speaker 2: I'm going to New York City this week, so I
Speaker 2: cannot get to wasted on Friday because I have a
Speaker 2: ten o'clock train on Saturday out of Union Station, so
Speaker 2: I have to drive down pick more up and Go
Speaker 2: and Uber over. Really are you excited for New York?
Speaker 2: I am? Uh, last time we So this is my
Speaker 2: second time in New York City. The first time we went,
Speaker 2: I think it was like the first year I was
Speaker 2: here actually, so like nine years ago, which is wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So that was when like we were semester based and
Speaker 2: I didn't know if I was coming back or not.
Speaker 2: But then he said, hey, you're coming to work on
Speaker 2: January second. I said, you got it. Yeah. But we
Speaker 2: did one of the like mega buses or whatever it's called,
Speaker 2: like the dollar buses. It's not a dollar. It was
Speaker 2: like ten bucks or whatever up to New York City
Speaker 2: bus or the Mega bus, one of them whatever, gotcha.
Speaker 2: But we took We took the bus in like on
Speaker 2: a Friday night, got in Saturday morning, and took the
Speaker 2: bus back Saturday or Sunday morning. Okay, so we had
Speaker 2: like twenty hours in New York City. That's enough time.
Speaker 2: And this was after Christmas before it was like the
Speaker 2: twenty or no, it was a fifteenth, so it was
Speaker 2: right before Christmas but not like New Year's Eve traffic
Speaker 2: that's and so it was fun. But it rained and
Speaker 2: your boy had to go into a Macy's because my
Speaker 2: socks got soaked cause I stepped out of the bus
Speaker 2: and saying.
Speaker 1: In New York and then.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, she stepped in a puddle. First,
Speaker 2: see the puddle, puppy, that step.
Speaker 1: This is you know people, you know New Yorkers till
Speaker 1: you're not a New Yorker.
Speaker 3: You're looking up, look up, don't look up, just keep
Speaker 3: looking straight, looking straight, her down exactly where you're going.
Speaker 2: Uh, but that was fun. It just was a lot
Speaker 2: from now. We're you know, take taking the train up.
Speaker 2: We got a hotel near Times Square. You know, seeing
Speaker 2: statue of Libby, so you're gonna see statue living You
Speaker 2: see Hamilton, You see Hamilton. Definitely going to Nintendo store,
Speaker 2: Yes you want anything, let me know, No for the holidays,
Speaker 2: the Lego store because next to the Lego store everywhere
Speaker 2: though huge. Maybe it depends, I know, because I had
Speaker 2: a list and more is like, here's the thing. We
Speaker 2: have prioritize some things. It's like, okay, but I want
Speaker 2: to do it all.
Speaker 3: You're gonna basically just stay in Times Square though pretty much. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not like you do you have friends that live
Speaker 3: in New York. No, you know if anyone lives in
Speaker 3: New York really, oh.
Speaker 2: You can hit high May I will, Well she hang
Speaker 2: out with us. I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 2: she actually lives in New York City or she like
Speaker 2: lives in Jersey. So well, oh you know, PJ, I
Speaker 2: do and I do know some three people now, so
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 1: Text Philip, you can take you out and.
Speaker 3: It might be all nighters. Is he goes just crazy
Speaker 3: as ratas now, so right, so Morgan party all night
Speaker 3: and drink all.
Speaker 2: Day, and but we had their cuddle, you know, I
Speaker 2: know right, you know that too.
Speaker 4: You're like, hey, I'd rather just stay in bed all day. No,
Speaker 4: granted we paid for the trips. We're not staying in
Speaker 4: bed all day. We're gonna go out and do New York.
Speaker 3: I found that the last time I went, Max was
Speaker 3: five and we went a week after the New Year,
Speaker 3: and it was chill to go see the tree.
Speaker 2: So I might do that again this year. I want
Speaker 2: to get back. So they're not doing it I think
Speaker 2: until like ended November the tree and stuff. But we
Speaker 2: did look at like Rockefeller Ice skating oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: sails out pretty quick.
Speaker 4: It was like sixty bucks for an hour. Have you
Speaker 4: seen that? Before?
Speaker 2: Running the actual ice skates that was another twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: But you know, the funny thing is you don't realize
Speaker 3: as small that it's just in a little plaza that's
Speaker 3: really it.
Speaker 2: But the ice itself is like maybe sixty five degrees,
Speaker 2: so it's gonna be like, why will we ice skating?
Speaker 2: Don't they have it open up during the summer too? No,
Speaker 2: I think it's just during like November to because they
Speaker 2: just opened up and I looked at it and I
Speaker 2: was like, sixty bucks and then Jesus, I don't think
Speaker 2: there is. Oh, Bill Burr SNL is this week. Maybe
Speaker 2: I'll actually be able to get into that now because
Speaker 2: like last week the Chapel Roam John Laney one, that
Speaker 2: line was around the block bill. But it's pretty funny though,
Speaker 2: but not as like a chapel roan Bill Chapel row Lady,
Speaker 2: I'm spot of him. That was Peter Parker. He was
Speaker 2: Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know that I'm not.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So the big thing is, if you ever
Speaker 2: wanted to do SNL, you have to like line up
Speaker 2: on a Thursday night unless you know somebody. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: standby lines. You have to line up on a Thursday
Speaker 2: night at like eight o'clock to get a return ticket
Speaker 2: the actual line on Friday. That then gives you a
Speaker 2: spot and then saraday you come in at like ten
Speaker 2: then maybe make the cutoff. It's three lines again.
Speaker 3: The people that actually go to the show go to
Speaker 3: the after parties too, where they just kick them out.
Speaker 2: Uh, well, they have like a a I've seen like
Speaker 2: just TikTok has like exposed how this all works. I've
Speaker 2: seen like they give you like on orders and stuff.
Speaker 2: But then I think it determined. It depends on like
Speaker 2: the host. It's like the host is like, hey, thank
Speaker 2: you audience for being I don't know how many people
Speaker 2: actually go on the audience, but like we're going to
Speaker 2: the party, but there's probably another party within that.
Speaker 3: You think that would been like that would be leaked everywhere,
Speaker 3: like seeing celebrities getting hammered, have you not, don't you?
Speaker 2: I think that sets that party within a party thing
Speaker 2: of like they're like, eh, and then here's the real
Speaker 2: party behind the closes.
Speaker 3: With the evention of the cell phone and social media
Speaker 3: and everything, we have, how come we don't see more
Speaker 3: celebrities getting messed up at parties.
Speaker 2: Well, it was funny because when Ariana Grande hosted, they
Speaker 2: all were like making fun of her because like she
Speaker 2: took him out to dinner, like the cast out dinner,
Speaker 2: and they would put Mikey Day, who's like the tall
Speaker 2: white guy. He would be the first one out of
Speaker 2: the car every time, like, oh, guys, stop, I get it,
Speaker 2: I get it. You love it's a cake, but not
Speaker 2: like this cake loud. But I think, like we've seen
Speaker 2: more than we used to, you think, because I want
Speaker 2: TikTok showed me like this is an old SNL promo.
Speaker 2: I guess when like Keith Sutherland hosted Keith Sutherland when
Speaker 2: like he broke up or Julie Roberts like left him
Speaker 2: or something like they're supposed to get married. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But he hosted sen now and actually he's like please
Speaker 2: watch and don't have the last minute decide to cancel.
Speaker 2: It's just like all right, they were a little like
Speaker 2: the kind of cookie cutter. Now you're like, it's the
Speaker 2: typical TikTok. Hey, here's the artist, here's a cast member.
Speaker 2: Watch it was off the rails back in the nineties. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: everything was off the rails back in the nineties, Cocaine real,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Whoa about cocaine hood? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Old TV Scarface, maybe twenty one Jump Street, I guess
Speaker 2: the remaker of the actual TV show. Did you ever
Speaker 2: watch a TV show? No, my mom did. Damn Johnny
Speaker 2: depp Man, he was legit back in the day. Johnna
Speaker 2: Hill Chaning Tatum, ice Cube. They're not gonna make another one, right, No.
Speaker 2: So the idea was when they were making it that
Speaker 2: in the end of twenty second Jump Street, they like
Speaker 2: tease like he's the future spin offs, But the real
Speaker 2: plan was that I think that came out and then
Speaker 2: the Men in Black with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson
Speaker 2: came out, and then Sony owned both the projects. They
Speaker 2: were gonna do twenty one Jump Street meets Men in Black,
Speaker 2: which was one of the things that wasn't teased at
Speaker 2: all in the little there, like, here's how the hell
Speaker 2: would they do Jump Street meets Men in Black? Like,
Speaker 2: I'm like Ice Cubes, Like, I'm like, I'm I don't
Speaker 2: know what the lines he said, those I forget because
Speaker 2: I'm taking y'all going to college. Y'all going to high
Speaker 2: y'all going to men and y'all going to see some
Speaker 2: aliens or something. But I don't know how it was
Speaker 2: going to work, but I was. I was intrigued because, look,
Speaker 2: we're getting the g I Joe Transformers movie at some point,
Speaker 2: so they could really happened. It's happening. Transformers one did okay,
Speaker 2: but didn't do buku because it wasn't live action.
Speaker 3: So okay, but that Transformers one has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with the Transformers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, back, so could we have that movie so people
Speaker 4: saw it? Well, it was bad when people saw it,
Speaker 4: So which one was bad?
Speaker 2: Transformers Rise the Beasts, which teased up the G I
Speaker 2: Joe crossover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, spoiler and credit at the end of it.
Speaker 2: But I doubt they're going to do that. They are
Speaker 2: as of right now. That's how you put some revigoration
Speaker 2: into both of those franchises because I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know there wasn't a guy named
Speaker 2: g I Joe and G I Joe. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: Joe in there. There's no Joe. Joe. You were the Joe. No,
Speaker 2: you did Joe.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: That was the thing is that G I Joe was
Speaker 3: the all American hero. You all just one guy. No,
Speaker 3: then they try to do it in the first one
Speaker 3: with Bruce Willis or the second one where they made
Speaker 3: him to be the original g I Joe.
Speaker 2: And his name wasn't Joe. Still, No, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Because you're everyone's every man was a Joe in the army,
Speaker 3: in the military, you're all a Joe. I think that's
Speaker 3: the adverse something. It's like, that's my name is Andrew,
Speaker 3: my name is Eric. But I don't want to be Joe.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're all can be you know, my grandma's
Speaker 3: name Joe. Like an a team the BA B with
Speaker 3: remember that movie with mister T.
Speaker 2: Mister T. Yeah, no, Quentin Bradley j Yeah with Bradley
Speaker 2: then did you Really Sweet?
Speaker 3: But they were all like the CIA guys name were
Speaker 3: all named Johnson or whatever. It was a different guy.
Speaker 3: Anybody could be the Joe. Anybody could be a CIA agent.
Speaker 2: Anybody can cook, right, that's a toy. I feel like
Speaker 2: I won't even watched that movie. You rewatching it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely seen. A rat of Towey bro that
Speaker 3: has Maxine right, Yes, MAXI sine rights of twee.
Speaker 2: You know we watched the other night. I was so
Speaker 2: happy we watched again. Cocoa. Oh, that's a good time
Speaker 2: to watch it too. That's a sadass movie. I tell you.
Speaker 2: That movie came out right after my grandma.
Speaker 4: Died, and I was like, it was like like Christmas
Speaker 4: with the Scalies. I'm like, oh, let's watch whatever's on Disney.
Speaker 4: Plus it was like, all right, cool Coco. And then
Speaker 4: I left, and more was like, why'd you leave?
Speaker 2: You know why I left?
Speaker 3: And right in the basement, grandma was Mama Coco because
Speaker 3: your grandma was black Coca. But come on, it was
Speaker 3: a great way for grandma and Mama Mama Coco to meet,
Speaker 3: to see back with her son.
Speaker 2: Anything Mawana to is gonna be good. Nope, because here's
Speaker 2: the thing. Is also just finished filming the live action Mohana.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are we doing this still? I'm God, look,
Speaker 2: I'm getting off the rock train a little bit here,
Speaker 2: like Maana too, Like I'm worried because, like I get it,
Speaker 2: people are gonna see it regardless. Yeah, I haven't seen
Speaker 2: like anything like what is going on in a movie.
Speaker 3: So what happens is basically that they're trying to cross
Speaker 3: the ocean from the one trailer. But sea monsters are
Speaker 3: stopping her and they need Maui. No, this was just
Speaker 3: one sea monster. This was Tafiti was dying. Tafiti was
Speaker 3: the heart of the ocean. Now the ocean needs them
Speaker 3: to go across the ocean to go see something, and
Speaker 3: they're sea monsters that are stopping her and she needs me.
Speaker 3: Wanted to help her now, but what what are they
Speaker 3: gonna help with? What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: And so it's just like this is right, and this
Speaker 3: is why I'm saying I'm trying to get off the rock.
Speaker 2: Cash cat cab got the train of the rock.
Speaker 3: Because now too red One. Have you seen those those stories?
Speaker 3: I mean we reported about it last year, two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty seven million dollars and one hundred.
Speaker 2: Fifty it's the biggest budget Christmas movie or holiday movie
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 3: And half of it is because of him and how
Speaker 3: much he got paid and how much he put them
Speaker 3: late to everything, and all the stories of him holding
Speaker 3: having the pas hold his urine bottles, which is so weird.
Speaker 3: It's like Dwayne.
Speaker 2: Evans, right, but like not even in it. Jonah Jamison's
Speaker 2: in it, it's all about Dwayne, like, buddy, come one,
Speaker 2: spread the wealth.
Speaker 3: My voice cracked hard there. And now he's in Now
Speaker 3: he's in Germany promoting it Project Rock. You got the bag?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 3: Yes, I have the bag and I have a lot
Speaker 3: of apparel. And I looked today at the new apparel
Speaker 3: drop that dropped and it's all like Santa Chris. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's Christmas card because he's Danta clause Christmas card.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, ah, we're not getting Christmas kicks?
Speaker 2: Are we? No? For each other? Yeah? I mean if
Speaker 2: you wouldn't give me a gift, no, no, because your
Speaker 2: wife doesn't Like wait did your wife?
Speaker 1: Did you put up the skateboard? I got you?
Speaker 2: Or no? It's uh, I just want I only only
Speaker 2: where to hang it up, So it's it's in my decorations.
Speaker 2: You can watch Crisis on a fit podcast and see
Speaker 2: where it's at. I haven't watched you. It's in the
Speaker 2: frame so that if it made the frame cut, they
Speaker 2: made it.
Speaker 3: So do that my name on it. No, I would
Speaker 3: have the original member of Crisis now and be like
Speaker 3: not here once again, Eric, never here. Rek doesn't have
Speaker 3: the technology, does not have the technology. You know what
Speaker 3: Max it to the other day, and I kind of
Speaker 3: feel like I need to ask you in Kevin, how
Speaker 3: do this that he wants to be a YouTube star?
Speaker 2: That's a that's a you decision. That is a you decision.
Speaker 3: Why is it a you decision? Because you've seen Ryan's world. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's because those parents are stupid. Think about it, hoody.
Speaker 3: Those parents have no experience in the entertainment industry. They
Speaker 3: had no experience with the kid, and then they undone
Speaker 3: fed it up. Now the kids doing God knows what,
Speaker 3: God knows who on God knows what channel.
Speaker 1: This is an audio podcast.
Speaker 2: I mean you could do it. I just think, uh,
Speaker 2: your lego rooms is gonna have to be well, he
Speaker 2: has his room, so I guess he has his own room.
Speaker 2: I think you we're gonna do it. You have to
Speaker 2: put in the lego room.
Speaker 1: Him playing on the switch, you have to stop playing
Speaker 1: on the switch, and I gonna.
Speaker 2: Have to be hard. Yeah, I would get well, he's
Speaker 2: getting really really if he wants to be easy pasy,
Speaker 2: you needs to play a PC because like Xbox and
Speaker 2: places are great, but you need to attach it to
Speaker 2: like you can stream to twitch, but it's not as
Speaker 2: a degree of a. You know Kay Sanat and all
Speaker 2: Ninja and Asmen Gold and all these people. I just
Speaker 2: name some streamers now I know who they are. Kay,
Speaker 2: And you forgot speed too, so don't work I show speed.
Speaker 2: Thank you? What Kay Sanatt had the MPC miles more
Speaker 2: just say hi, thank you for the flowers for seven
Speaker 2: straight hours, by the way, and he said, hey, do
Speaker 2: you want to go to bed? And he said no,
Speaker 2: I have to save the city. He kept doing it
Speaker 2: for seven more hours. Did he really? I only see
Speaker 2: it on what it pops up on my TikTok talk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Had some huge people on Carly on He also Dwayne
Speaker 3: or not John Cena on like two weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: that was impressive.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought? I Carly was ahead of its time
Speaker 2: Internet shows that everyone watched. You're a little to watch Carly,
Speaker 2: you were like thirty but Carly, Wow, do you want
Speaker 2: me to find out what it can actually find out
Speaker 2: when it came out? Because now you're making me feel
Speaker 2: old as hell. I Carly came out in the first
Speaker 2: episode two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: It was a year into being here, so I was
Speaker 1: twenty six.
Speaker 2: And its final episode was twenty twelve. Yeah, it's thirty one.
Speaker 2: There you go, do the math that was issued that
Speaker 2: you know how old Eric is?
Speaker 3: Forty two years old. I aything wrong saying with that.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm proud of being forty two. My GF
Speaker 3: doesn't like that I have no wrinkles on my forehead though.
Speaker 2: Stop, you don't smile a lot. That's why for my
Speaker 2: wife said she hates that I have these. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want those. I get that smile too much. You smile.
Speaker 2: I got smile more. I don't don't exist. You know
Speaker 2: what it is. It's the what is the hoodie pose
Speaker 2: in any photo? It's like a big face, it's opened
Speaker 2: the mouth wide.
Speaker 4: My family calls me on the two like Andrew, but
Speaker 4: shut them out with them out doing.
Speaker 1: I don't have.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything. She makes me put on, like
Speaker 2: retinoal cream or something, and I'm like not doing anything.
Speaker 2: She's like it will over time.
Speaker 1: Well, I still use the rocks under I used.
Speaker 2: I use the Pappatoi stuff, Yeah, because I don't like
Speaker 2: my under. I did find out using it at night
Speaker 2: helps a lot more than using the stuff we use
Speaker 2: normally in the shower. So I'm using that baby trying
Speaker 2: to get this face. What that face do gets love?
Speaker 2: Sweet kisses? Sweet?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: But what's that I hear? And then is sweet and tender?
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 4: Perfect where we read actually.
Speaker 2: Washing a d C dot car works last m I
Speaker 2: as compared, who's freaking your DC may Virginia? No, and
Speaker 2: now we just do roulette. See what's going on? Who's
Speaker 2: the first one? First one? Handy with car? That's all
Speaker 2: you to come apart? Need someone to help check my
Speaker 2: ole and fill it up. I can't get to my
Speaker 2: usual mechanic. Boo, that's a sex one that's not a
Speaker 2: sex with two hidden ones. I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2: All right, let's have some fun Alexandria. All right, this
Speaker 2: was yesterday.
Speaker 3: I can't be the only looking to have some late
Speaker 3: night fun dot dot dot Alexander.
Speaker 1: That your never is that I live here?
Speaker 2: They live there? Isn't that the same thing? I live here?
Speaker 2: That's all why? Because of this little v that's all Arlington.
Speaker 2: Is that Alexandria that goes to Arlington. Yeah there's the airport. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no idea Teddy Roosevelt Island never, I have never been
Speaker 2: on that island. You want to go. Yeah, actually, never
Speaker 2: been either.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go with the eleven one Maryland.
Speaker 2: All right, fun, Here I go again. Heck, it's a
Speaker 2: lie that I can't read. That that's too CRYPTI that's right,
Speaker 2: too crypt Oh, here we go. Lonely widower, lonely widower,
Speaker 2: it's been five years, almost six and likes someone to
Speaker 2: talk to. Hopefully can tear it to something more. I'm
Speaker 2: female looking for a male. I'm fifty nine years old.
Speaker 2: Quite please into the eye for fifty nine. I'm also
Speaker 2: a native Washingtonian. She lives near Armed Forces retirement home.
Speaker 2: What the hell's that over here? Alright? Chilum chilulum Chile. Okay, yep,
Speaker 2: next one?
Speaker 3: Uh fall fun, oh fun, smart, outgoing fifty year old male,
Speaker 3: right male, mascial black man living the d DMV area.
Speaker 3: Looking for a misconnection. I enjoy movies, cooking, outdoorsy stuff, music,
Speaker 3: almost all kinds except country. Looking for outgoing, spontaneous, confident,
Speaker 3: cute woman to explore the city in a case like
Speaker 3: call in sick from work, that wants to that wants
Speaker 3: to try for or more new things in life.
Speaker 2: Looking for a true friend. First read this one before.
Speaker 2: He's always like I need four, They need to try
Speaker 2: four new things in life. He changes the top part,
Speaker 2: but the bottom part is always the same old material
Speaker 2: over your black widow costume. You wore a red and
Speaker 2: black dress at the Halloween party at my place. Let
Speaker 2: me know what you're thinking. That's a smooth s's.
Speaker 3: Two hearts, two hearts, beat as one.
Speaker 2: Looking for a nice travel woman. Hello, beautiful. Do you
Speaker 2: live in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC area? Visiting or
Speaker 2: for for work? I'm a HiT's a black man that
Speaker 2: wants to meet you. I would devote my time for you.
Speaker 2: Let's chat.
Speaker 3: Thank you, love you, respect you. Yeah, you mean tissues
Speaker 3: in here? Oh it was a big sneeze. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: blew me out in my trash.
Speaker 2: Please do not leave it on the floor, all right?
Speaker 2: And then our last one I met you sat next
Speaker 2: to me on the metro. Ah metrow to the beautiful
Speaker 2: woman who sat next to me on the metro. You
Speaker 2: looked awesome in your dress. I thought about you all
Speaker 2: the way home and hope you see this. Thanks for
Speaker 2: the flashy smile. That's weird. Thanks for the flashy smile. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like to take you out for dinner, drinks, coffee
Speaker 2: or a smoke, marijuana or just a smokey We know
Speaker 2: that one place, I was the guy with blonde hair
Speaker 2: he waved to when you're getting off the train. Also,
Speaker 2: you sat next to her. So why are you saying
Speaker 2: you were the guy plot here? Well, because you don't
Speaker 2: pay attention to the person sitting next to us. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you're like, Hi, let me be friends with you for
Speaker 2: two stops, or you say no, don't sit next to me,
Speaker 2: let me be the creep I always have. I have
Speaker 2: mean face on, so I don't anyone sit next to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's why he has no wrinkles. That's what happens.
Speaker 2: Mean face means no rink mean face means no wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Because you're not smiling and happy, you don't have any
Speaker 2: happy wrinkles. Oh so now I need to have happy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's never happening. What well, I would say, it's happening
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Two months ago, Yes, two months ago, I did find
Speaker 1: you would know.
Speaker 2: Because you'd make it Facebook official. Is that still a thing.
Speaker 3: I don't have to talk to about it too, shorts
Speaker 3: do Yeah, I'm hoping to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, Well you can follow Eric and
Speaker 5: see if he becomes Facebook official mister Eric v m
Speaker 5: r e r ic k v uh. You can follow
Speaker 5: me at Andrew Hoodie with the why I see all
Speaker 5: my New York City adventures in New York City at
Speaker 5: Andrew Hoodie with a Y. Hope you have a great
Speaker 5: week and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.
Speaker 2: It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah,