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<v Speaker 1>But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Up Day,

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<v Speaker 2>featuring veteran news anchor kt fun tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around

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<v Speaker 1>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Researchers at UCLA appear to be getting close to a revolution.

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<v Speaker 2>They found something that can fix what causes more insecurity

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<v Speaker 2>in men.

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<v Speaker 1>Than anything else. I guesses constipation.

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<v Speaker 2>Constipation would help women too, Mini Dong, you're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the micropen micropene, which micropene compared to a macropene, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>take it?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that like a global pen.

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<v Speaker 2>In macros smaller than.

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<v Speaker 3>Micro Macro is huge. Macro is a big, giant broad gigapine. Yep,

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<v Speaker 3>pet is that what it is? Tiny pan syndrome?

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<v Speaker 1>It is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Scientists say they found a molecule that appears to wake

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<v Speaker 2>up your sleeping hair follicles and tells them to go

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<v Speaker 2>do your job, as if the hair follicle was Bill Belichick,

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<v Speaker 2>do your job. So around a week later, the actual

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<v Speaker 2>hair starts to thicken, and then what's happened is basically

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<v Speaker 2>they think by twenty twenty seven, there's a lot of research,

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<v Speaker 2>amount of money that's been put into this by twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seven. They think there may be a cure for baldness.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, now, you guys may not care because you

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<v Speaker 2>have nice hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I got I'm in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm a pretty light back there, like I got

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<v Speaker 3>the c what's that called crown where it thins on

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<v Speaker 3>the back top Thomas Crown affair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is great news.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but I don't know that it knows which molecule

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<v Speaker 3>to tell it to, because what I fear is that

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<v Speaker 3>then you awaken.

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<v Speaker 1>It and then you got a wolf man face. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's very possible. I see it on social media

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>There are wolf men out there on different parts of

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<v Speaker 4>the world just living life as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Wolf because they their molecule was awakened.

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<v Speaker 4>That kid has a great arm.

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<v Speaker 2>The big beard is in as much as the thin

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<v Speaker 2>mustache is in. The huge thick beard is in. And

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that goes away in the summertime.

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<v Speaker 2>I would imagine, like I have my summer haircut tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>My hair is longer than it normally.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your summer haircut haircut? Right before it gets hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What time? Usually?

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<v Speaker 2>End of May?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's got his haircut tomorrow. What time you're going

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<v Speaker 1>in the place. What time you're going in? I'll hold

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<v Speaker 1>hands with you while you get yours cut.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder how much do each of you pay for

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<v Speaker 4>your haircut? I wonder if one of you is getting

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<v Speaker 4>a better deal than the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I just do some chores around the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't paid for a haircut in years. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 3>time is your haircut?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at your calendar, butthole, there's no think. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>it scheduled for three pm tomorrow, twelve thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, I'm gonna miss you. Okay, there at eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll wait for you. Yeah, twelve thirty. Come hold

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<v Speaker 1>my hand. I set it up so I can come

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<v Speaker 1>straight here after the haircut.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh, what are you gonna go with?

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<v Speaker 2>I should get it shorter, short on the sides, a

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<v Speaker 2>little longer on top of buzz it up totally, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>get the wash wash.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we can see if I can take that

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<v Speaker 2>UCLA drug and see if.

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<v Speaker 1>This my hair focles. Wake up.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, look at Ben Baby on television. Our friend Ben Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey North Texas famous.

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<v Speaker 3>He's sexy looking man. Look at his Harry got hollyos

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<v Speaker 3>a silver fox. Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So women do they suffer with balding too? This is

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<v Speaker 1>only for men though. Oh you know what again, you

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<v Speaker 1>sexist bastard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you gotta be careful which molecule you wake up,

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<v Speaker 3>because lady you'll take that and suddenly she'll have a

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<v Speaker 3>seventies jungle down there. Yeah, gotta be real careful.

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<v Speaker 2>How come no one talks about the man Bush when

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<v Speaker 2>they got Bush. You're just assuming it's you know, your

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<v Speaker 2>aunt Linda or whatever. But like, that'd be a great

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<v Speaker 2>band named Man Bush. Yeah, Man Man Bush. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>guys seen Man Bush Man? They are so good live. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that should be a line of humor, just as it

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<v Speaker 2>is for a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, let me tell you something, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>I pulled out a chest pube yesterday that was about

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<v Speaker 3>nine inches long, and it was the texture of chicken wire.

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<v Speaker 3>And I swear to God, like if someone if somebody

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<v Speaker 3>come up and they hugged me and I was shirtless

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<v Speaker 3>and they rested their head on my shoulder, on my

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<v Speaker 3>chest skin, they would just cut their face all up.

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<v Speaker 3>They would have blood would be shooting. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>there you have it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's the most important weekly weekday update you've ever received,

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<v Speaker 4>a cure for something that is troubling men. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>coming up next, we take it right into the suck zone.

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<v Speaker 4>That's our five point thirty segment, next sperm race.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get there, they'll pause, Yeah,