WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:05.719 It's that time again. Welcome to Dear Niggi After Dark, 2 00:00:06.559 --> 00:00:10.199 where we share our filthiest secrets and they get the 3 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:15.000 spotlight deserve. I'm Niggi, and today we're celebrating every single 4 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:19.079 person who's ever looked at a tool belt and thought, yeah, 5 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:22.239 he can fix that too. But before we dive in, 6 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:27.320 here's your teasers of the stories to come. A midstroke 7 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:30.960 on the couch by plumber who didn't get mad, just 8 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:35.520 smirked and said enjoy yourself, man, and one innocent plumber 9 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.679 joke about leaving something in the tub and dry it 10 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:42.280 off first please turns a grown woman into a feral 11 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:47.679 hoodie wearing thigh clenching mess, and a routine faucet repair 12 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:51.439 ends with her bent over the kitchen counter, getting absolutely 13 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:54.520 wrecked and filled by the plummer who came to fix 14 00:00:54.560 --> 00:01:01.240 the leak. That and so so much more. And before 15 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:06.879 we get things started, here's a listener question, Dirnicky. After 16 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:10.560 a binge reading all those plumber and handyman fantasy stories, 17 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:14.280 I can't stop thinking about the guy next door who 18 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:17.000 shows up with a wrench. Is it weird that a 19 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:20.920 sight of work boots and sweaty forearms now does it 20 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:23.920 for me. Should I keep it strictly fantasy? Or is 21 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.599 there a safe way to flirt with a hot trady 22 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:31.439 actually in my house till built and tempted. I like 23 00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:33.920 how Narcy signs these for me. These are quite creative. 24 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:36.840 Ict I give him a you know, heads up on them. 25 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:41.719 I want to hear from you, guys, you know, I 26 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:44.920 want to hear your opinions for once on this. Here's 27 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:48.319 my open ended questions for you. What specific trades in 28 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:52.480 fantasy you've never told anybody about if you have one, 29 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:55.200 and if the vibe was electric during a home repair, 30 00:01:55.799 --> 00:01:58.799 would you make a move and would you actually push 31 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:02.640 you over the edge or hold you back? So I 32 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:05.719 kind of, well, actually I do. There was I wasn't 33 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:08.960 into him, so it's not really sexy. But there was 34 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:11.800 a gentleman that actually a crew came over because I 35 00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:15.639 needed some things fixed and the the apartment or condo 36 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:18.240 that I just bought and so it was covered, you know, 37 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:22.439 because whatever. And he was flirting with me back and forth, 38 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.879 and I guess he thought that it was a go 39 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:29.120 and he shoot everybody outside and he was like, you know, 40 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:33.840 what do you think? And I'm like, yeah, I'm good. 41 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:38.080 So this one, I actually did pick up on the 42 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.400 tropes of hitting on me, and I was like, no, 43 00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:43.159 I'm good. So, by the way, I don't know if 44 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.439 you can tell I have I'm coming down with something 45 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.319 and it just won't push me over the edge. So 46 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:49.960 you're gonna have to deal with a very raspy, sexy 47 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:55.240 Nikki tonight. And while you're pondering those questions, here's today's 48 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:59.840 riddle that sounds extremely dirty but is one hundred percent. 49 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:06.479 One is long and hard, gets shoved repeatedly in a tight, wet, 50 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:10.479 dark hole, moves back and forth until the blockage clears, 51 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:14.520 and when the job's done, everything gushes out and the 52 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:19.120 pressure is finally relieved. Keep that in your head, and 53 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:22.000 the answer, as you know, is the end of the show. 54 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:27.400 You know what time it is. It's time to step back, relax, 55 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:31.840 Let's have a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, 56 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:36.520 and explore some erotic fantasies from people just like you 57 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:40.719 and me. Dear Nikki, this happened several years ago, but 58 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:43.400 I still replant my head when I'm in the mood. 59 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.919 I've never told anyone in the full version until now. 60 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:50.199 A plumber was at my house doing some outside work 61 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:53.879 water heater or something. I can't remember, but he'd been 62 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:57.439 out there a while, coming and going, so I figured 63 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.319 I had a decent window. I was on the with 64 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:04.240 a buddy, just bullshitting about nothing when the urge hit hard. 65 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:07.840 I laid back on the couch, pants around my thighs, 66 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:13.280 eyes close, and started stroking slow at first, then building 67 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:16.800 phone still up to my ear, laughing at whatever dumb 68 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:20.920 thing he was saying, acting like everything was normal. I'm 69 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:25.079 pretty sure that's when the plumber came inside. I heard 70 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:28.360 a faint sound on the front door, footsteps on the hardwood, 71 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:32.839 but I didn't stop, didn't even flinch, just kept the 72 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:37.199 same lazy rhythm while I mumbled, yeah, man, that's crazy 73 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:41.079 into the phone like I was totally alone. My heart 74 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.879 was hammering, but I played it cool, or at least 75 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:46.639 I thought I did. I pictured him standing there in 76 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:51.160 the hallway, toolbus in hand, seeing everything, me sprawled out, 77 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.600 hand wrapped around myself, pretending I didn't know he was there. 78 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.920 A few minutes later, he knocked on the window, loud, deliberate. 79 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:01.160 Then it came out to the back door and let 80 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:04.800 himself in again. That's when I finally stopped. I pulled 81 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.519 my pants back up quick, still half hard, face burning, 82 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:12.000 and walked over like nothing happened. He went through the hole. 83 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:15.600 Here's what's wrong, here's what I fixed routine. While I 84 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:19.160 nodded and saw himTo paperwork, could barely look at him. 85 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:23.079 My signature was very shaky. Right before he left, he 86 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:26.240 gave me this little spark, looked at me dead in 87 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:30.079 the eye, and said, enjoy yourself, man, in this low, 88 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:34.319 knowing tone that made my stomach flip. Not mocking, not 89 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:38.439 grossed out, just amused, like he was letting me know 90 00:05:38.519 --> 00:05:41.040 he'd seen it all and he wasn't mad about it. 91 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:44.680 He walked out, door clicked shut, and I stood there 92 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:49.120 for a solid minute replaying that one sentence. Still get 93 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:52.319 hard thinking about how calm he was, and I could 94 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:56.560 have made it awkward as hell, but instead just acknowledged it. 95 00:05:57.319 --> 00:05:59.639 I've jerked off to that moment more times than I 96 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:05.600 could anyway. That's my confession, caught and covered. So my 97 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:08.279 question is is did you ever run into him again? 98 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:12.560 Or was that loaded sentence enough to feel the years 99 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:15.480 of fantasies, you know, like, did you run into him 100 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:19.920 in public? And was it awkward? Or maybe have another 101 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.199 thing happened and pat your request him over. I don't know. 102 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:27.079 I don't know if I was either though, And those 103 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:30.519 who are listening, have you ever kept it going when 104 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:33.360 he knew someone might walk in? And how did the 105 00:06:33.439 --> 00:06:36.560 risk feel in that moment? You know? I never have 106 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:41.800 I have. I've never hello there. I have never played 107 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:45.000 with myself expecting someone to walk in. There's my girl? 108 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:50.600 How are you? How's my Cassie? Tonight? I am. I 109 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:52.959 think I'm trying to get my voice is like a 110 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:57.439 little more. I don't know. Gravelling Kathleen Turner is what 111 00:06:57.519 --> 00:06:59.959 Darcy told me last couple of days. It's very Kathleen. 112 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:03.160 So I don't know. I don't have a sore throat 113 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:04.680 or anything. It just got like something in the chest 114 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:08.199 or something. But I'm pushing through. You're here for the 115 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:15.800 plumber confessions tonight. Oh good, that's all matters. That's all 116 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:22.319 it matters. Well, you only missed one, so you're good. 117 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:26.800 Dear Nikki. I'm losing my damn mind right now, and 118 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:30.000 I need to confess it before I combust. There's a 119 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:33.040 crew working on one of the bathrooms today, plumbing or 120 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:36.360 tiling or whatever. I was just minding my business when 121 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:41.360 I overheard the hottest, most casually filthy exchange my life. 122 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:44.519 One guy goes, you want to leave something in the tub, 123 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:48.160 and another one without missing a beat, If you do, 124 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:52.120 can you dry it off first? Please? That was it? 125 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:56.240 That one sentence. My whole body lit up like someone 126 00:07:56.319 --> 00:08:02.120 flipped to switch. Instant heat, instant ache. Ey's clenching, nipples 127 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:06.720 hard under my shirt. Everything. I'm not exaggerating when I 128 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:10.920 say I think it literally triggered of ovulation, because this 129 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.360 level of sudden fearal horniness only happens a couple days 130 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:19.519 a month, and holy shit, it hit fast. Then there's 131 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:23.519 this other one worker mid twenties, probably total cherup face, 132 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:29.319 soft cheeks, big innocent eyes, but built underneath. He keeps 133 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:33.679 coming over all the polite and hesitate. Excuse me, May 134 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:37.240 I have a moment every time I find some new issue. 135 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:42.080 His voice's almost soft, shy, and he's wearing this fitted 136 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:46.240 blue work shirt that makes his deltoids and shoulders look 137 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:50.399 unfairly bitible. I just want to grab him, slap that 138 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:53.840 cute face lightly for being so adorable, then sink my 139 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:58.080 teeth into the shoulder where well he stammers I'm currently 140 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:01.840 hiding my room in a feral wrack, drowning this massive 141 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:05.679 overside hoodie, hood up sleeves over my head, trying to 142 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:08.440 breathe through the embarrassment because every time I hear his 143 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:13.720 footsteps or that polite little excuse me, my pussy clinches again. 144 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:19.000 I'm soaked, throbbing, I'm mortified, and I can't stop replaying. 145 00:09:19.639 --> 00:09:23.440 Try it off first, Please unloop in my head like 146 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:27.519 it's premium porn dialogue. What the actual fuck is wrong 147 00:09:27.559 --> 00:09:31.039 with me? Why is casual tradesman filth polite chair a 148 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:35.639 boy combo turning me into this dripping bity mess. Send 149 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:38.440 help or don't? I might just stay in here and 150 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:45.159 suffer deliciously your fearal hoodie grimlin. I swear Darcy's n 151 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:52.000 on the nut here with the names tonight. My question 152 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:54.759 to her is did you ever emerge from the hoodie 153 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.399 and say anything to that soft voiced cutie or did 154 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.799 you just stay feral? But I have to say, Cassie, 155 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:05.080 you might might be your mind lunch may bury here. 156 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:09.639 I have one fantasy where it was just a simple sentence, 157 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:13.559 and it still lights me up in ninety percent of 158 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.120 the time when I masturbate. I use it in my 159 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:20.159 head and it's no, I want to real kiss, that's mine. 160 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:24.759 It's just something soft and just not even really perverse 161 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:27.639 or anything, and it it I think it was the 162 00:10:27.679 --> 00:10:30.919 tone he set it in, and he had that gravelly 163 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:35.200 uh voice, you know, and he was a silver fox. 164 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:37.320 I didn't help either, you know, it didn't hurt all 165 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:39.120 that either, So I was probably the combo of all. 166 00:10:40.559 --> 00:10:44.639 So what's the most random, innocent phrase that has ever 167 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.039 made you stupidly turned on? And I just told you mine, 168 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:52.720 Dear Nikki, Oh, hang on, I kind of want to 169 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:58.200 know Cassie's. Yeah, there's something about an attractive man, or 170 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:01.080 even just an attractive voice sings thing very simple that 171 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:07.720 oh I I yeah, even it was just a lower 172 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:11.399 You're like, oh, you know, I have two in my 173 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:14.600 life right now that they say hello in my ovaries 174 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:17.360 flip and I can't have babies, so I don't I'll 175 00:11:17.399 --> 00:11:23.000 be late. But boy, howdy, I understood that statement exactly. 176 00:11:23.120 --> 00:11:25.639 That's just the way it's delivered. You're absolutely right there, 177 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:29.519 dear Nikki. I was at Minard's earlier just trying to 178 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:34.759 find a ratcheting screwdriver. Innocent errand right, wandering the aisles, 179 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:37.559 minding my own business, when I turned the corner and 180 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.679 there he is, a lean white guy, bent over checking 181 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:45.159 out something on the lower shelf. His jeans had slipped 182 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:50.720 down just enough, and holy fuck, plumber's crack perfection round 183 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:53.960 firm cheeks spilling out the waist span of his briefs 184 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:58.240 riding low, and this long, inviting stretch of smooth ass, 185 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:02.240 crack full on display, pale skin, just the right amount 186 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:06.559 of curve, that deep cleft bagging for attention. I frozen 187 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:10.480 its step, couldn't look away, My mouth went dry, my 188 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:14.440 pulse kicked up, and suddenly all I could think about 189 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:17.799 was stepping right up behind him, hooking my fingers into 190 00:12:17.840 --> 00:12:21.399 those low jeans and length and yanking them down further, 191 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:25.279 bearing my face deep in those hot cheeks, tongue burst 192 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:29.639 slow circles around his hole, then diving in, eating them 193 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:32.759 out until his knees buckled and he moaned my name, 194 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:36.879 or at least moaned something incoherent while gripping the shelf. 195 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.639 I stood there way too long, pretending to compare screwdrivers 196 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:43.799 on the next peg, but really just staring, imagining the 197 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:46.919 taste the heat. Though I hit Archer's back. If my 198 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:51.120 hands got on those hips. God, it was obscene, how 199 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:55.519 instantly soaked and throbbing I got just from that accidental flash. 200 00:12:56.159 --> 00:13:00.000 Eventually he straightened up, oblivious and walked off. I grabbed 201 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:03.879 my screwdriver, paid and left. But the image is burned 202 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:07.440 in and I've been replaying it non stop, clinching every 203 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:11.200 time I think about how perfect that crack looked, how 204 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:13.600 badly I wanted to claim it right there in the 205 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.639 hardware aisle. At least I got the tool. I came 206 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:20.080 for the real one I wanted spilled out there somewhere, 207 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:25.399 bending over shelves and ruining people like me Ci. However, 208 00:13:25.519 --> 00:13:30.200 stores are dangerous now dripping in Aisle seven. Okay, as 209 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:32.360 soon as I heard Manards, I had the whole jingle, 210 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:35.039 save Big Money and Minards. If you're in the Midwest, 211 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.600 you know Minards is like our Lows. I don't know 212 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:40.679 if you're aware of that, Cassie. I mean, we have 213 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:42.240 Lows and Home Depot and stuff like that, but we 214 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:46.440 have the Minards too. My question to the author is 215 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:49.919 did you ever see that again? Or is that ass 216 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:54.000 cracked forever burned into this bank bank? I'm being honest, Cassie, 217 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.919 I've never looked at anybody's ass and thought I want 218 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:01.279 to bite that. Well, maybe not it though, but you know, 219 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:03.639 maybe later on. But I don't think it would be 220 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:09.679 something I be just drawn to immediately. Yeah, it does 221 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:12.919 nothing for me. I'm assuming you know, I'm assuming this 222 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:16.120 is just not our cavite. You know his mileage is 223 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:19.879 different than ours. What is the most dangerous accidental view 224 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:24.799 you've ever had in public? I think the best I've 225 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:29.159 ever had wasn't for me. Well, no, I have accidentally 226 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:31.519 flashed a bunch of people, but that's neither here nor there. 227 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:34.879 Mine would be like you know how you know men 228 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:38.600 will wear those well, from the UK it's track suits 229 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:41.240 or track pants or whatever. Here, you know, it's like 230 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:44.320 the gray sweaty pants. There's nothing like a guy in 231 00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:47.399 the winter that you know has them on. To me 232 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:52.279 and you can see that nice little outline on purpose, 233 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:54.559 I could see you doing that on purpose. I don't 234 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:56.240 even know you. I can see you do that on purpose. 235 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:02.720 I'll see I met you and I know you. Hello. 236 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:08.960 Welcome to the channel. Nice to meet you, Mars Mars. 237 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:12.559 This is Cassie. She's been here for a few hot minutes. 238 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:17.919 You're more than welcome to interact in the chat. And 239 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:21.039 while I read and we kind of have like this 240 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:25.600 going Dear Nikki, this summer job confession still makes me 241 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:28.879 wet just thinking about it. It's been years since it's happened. 242 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:32.360 I was twenty three or twenty four, broke and horny, 243 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:35.240 so I took a gig as a gopher on a 244 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:41.639 big construction site, running errands, fetching tools, mostly important making 245 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:45.519 sure every half built house was locked up tight at 246 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:48.200 the end of the day. My four men was straight 247 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:52.440 out of the dirty fantasy Italian tan, deep from the sun, 248 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:58.279 early forties, married ring, always on, thick goatee, built like you, 249 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:02.039 still hauled his own lum every time he winked at me. 250 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:06.639 This pale, freck freckled ginger girl five ten green eyes, 251 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:11.279 decup tits but sadly flat ass. I literally feel my 252 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:16.080 knees go weak and my pussy clinched. On a scorchy afternoon, 253 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:20.919 thirty two celsius, easy, sweating, dripping everywhere. I'd had a 254 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:24.440 few sneaky drinks at lunch with the plumbers, thought for 255 00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:27.639 sure I'd was busted when he pit when his pickup 256 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:31.320 rolled up to the last house I was securing. Heart pounding, 257 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:34.799 I figured he was there to fire me. Instead, he 258 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:39.399 stepped inside, pulled off his sunglasses and just stared looked 259 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:41.960 at me up and down like he could see straight 260 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:45.360 through my tank top and sports bra right to how 261 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:48.720 hard my nipples were getting. He asked if anyone else 262 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.600 is around, and I said no, it was the last 263 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:54.559 one to lock. Then he asked, if I've seen it 264 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:59.200 the plumbers today busted. I must have looked terrified, because 265 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:02.879 he smirked that slow, knowing smirk, and he said he'd 266 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:06.240 overlook it if I showed him how grateful I was. 267 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:10.680 My panties were soaked in seconds. I took his rough hand, 268 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:13.680 led him down the hallway to the main floor, where 269 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:15.720 no one could see through the windows or open door. 270 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:19.279 Dropped to my knees like it was the most natural thing, 271 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:22.880 undid his zipper and wrapped my lips around that thick, 272 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:26.759 mushroomed tip. Looked up at him with those watery eyes 273 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:29.880 as I took him all the way down. He grabbed 274 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.480 the back of my head and started face fucking me hard, 275 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:37.799 fast and relentless. I could barely breathe, gagging tears streaming, 276 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:41.920 but fuck I loved it. He pulled out suddenly and 277 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:45.039 yanked me up, spun me around so my hands braced 278 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:48.960 the unfinished wall, rubbed my ass through my yoga pants, 279 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:52.319 felt the wet spot blooming, and then just tore them 280 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:56.680 down along with my panties. Exposed my dripping pussy and 281 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:59.599 pale cheeks to the dusty air. Ran a finger through 282 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:02.680 my slip thickness and dragged it up to circle my asshole. 283 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:06.640 For a teasing second, I knew you were this kind 284 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.759 of girl, he growled, low. I'm going to start with two. 285 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:14.000 He shoved two thick, dirty fingers into my cunt and 286 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.880 worked me until I was moaning like a slut. Then 287 00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:19.480 he pulled my hips back and slammed his cock deep 288 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:24.920 inside me. No condom, no warning, just raw and furious. 289 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:28.640 Pounded me against that bare wall while I was braced 290 00:18:28.680 --> 00:18:33.519 myself tit's bouncing under my tank, legs shaking. He came hard, 291 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:37.000 flooding my pussy with his load, then zipped up like 292 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:41.240 nothing happened. Clean Up and lock up, he said, casually, 293 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:45.200 and next time, be more careful. That was just two 294 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:48.200 weeks in. For the next three months, we fucked everywhere 295 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:51.839 his truck at least ten of those empty houses, two 296 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:54.559 favorites with the perfect hidden layouts and views of the 297 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:58.079 sight so we could watch for anyone coming. And even 298 00:18:58.160 --> 00:19:01.079 hooked up with one of the plumbers separately and blew 299 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:04.720 a carpenter in a van after a strip club run 300 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:10.240 lunch run, best summer cash and orgasms. I ever made 301 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:16.279 the construction site slut formally two. I have never worked 302 00:19:16.319 --> 00:19:21.880 in a construction site. Hello, free holle. Question for the 303 00:19:21.960 --> 00:19:26.680 author looking back, any regrets or just pure nostalgia for 304 00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:29.119 the best three months of your life. I'm betting Cassie 305 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:31.839 this is a dream job for you and those that 306 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:34.880 are listening. What is the wildest thing you've ever done 307 00:19:35.119 --> 00:19:39.119 on a job site or at work? So, Cassie, you 308 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:42.119 know you've said that job sites and jobs were out 309 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:50.160 right free. Holy do you have a story. I think 310 00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:53.839 everybody fantasizes about it. The one thing that always gets me, though, 311 00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:56.119 is the ones we usually get, Like sometimes in the 312 00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:59.119 main show is people will go off into the restroom 313 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:03.359 to masturbate. I have I don't get it. I don't 314 00:20:03.359 --> 00:20:07.119 get it. What about you, Mars? You can always say 315 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:13.079 past you don't have to chat got it, Dear Nicky. 316 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:15.599 I've been a handyman for a side cash for the 317 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:20.119 last five years, small jobs, big jobs, whatever pays. One 318 00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:23.319 of my regular clients is this woman. I've done work 319 00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:28.000 for forever. Helped her sell her old house, then fixed 320 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.400 her up her a new place when she bought it. 321 00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:34.119 She's always been sweet, tipped, well, sent referrals my way. 322 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:37.640 Haven't heard from her in a while, though, so when 323 00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:41.079 she texted yesterday about her garage door opener acting up, 324 00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:45.680 I figured it was just another quick fix, pulled up, 325 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:49.319 diagnosed it like in two minutes, loose wire, easy reset. 326 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.960 The whole thing took me five minutes tops. She comes 327 00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:56.119 out asking how much she owes, all apologetic, like she's 328 00:20:56.119 --> 00:20:59.200 putting me out. I told her straight up, it's on 329 00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:01.400 the house. You've bade me plenty over the years and 330 00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:04.759 sent me more business than I can count. She got 331 00:21:04.759 --> 00:21:08.400 this little smile and stepped closer and said, well, I 332 00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:12.279 have to pay you somehow. Before I could even process it, 333 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.559 her hands were on my chest, sliding down, rubbing me 334 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:19.640 through my jeans. I got hard so fast it almost hurt. 335 00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:22.839 The next thing I know, we're in her bedroom, door 336 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:26.359 shut blinds half closed, and she's on her knees and 337 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:30.359 zipping me like it's the most natural thing. She took 338 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:33.039 me in her mouth, slow at first, just the tip, 339 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:37.319 tongue swirling, looking up at me the whole time. Then 340 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:41.960 she started bobbing deeper, letter hands on my thighs, pulling 341 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:46.519 me in the threaded my fingers through her hair, not rough, 342 00:21:46.920 --> 00:21:50.160 just gliding, and she moaned around me like she was 343 00:21:50.279 --> 00:21:53.920 enjoying it as much as I was. I didn't last long, 344 00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:58.000 couldn't not with her sucking like that, came hard down 345 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:01.240 her throat while she swallowed every job up, then licked 346 00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:04.880 me clean with this satisfied little hum. She stood up, 347 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:08.000 wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, smiled again, 348 00:22:08.039 --> 00:22:12.599 and said there, now we're even. I just stood there, dazed, 349 00:22:12.720 --> 00:22:15.519 pants still around my thighs, trying to catch my breath. 350 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:20.319 Drove home, replaying the whole way. Garage door opener fixed 351 00:22:20.359 --> 00:22:23.359 in five minutes, and I got the best payment of 352 00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:29.160 my entire handyman career. Here's hoping her opening breaks again 353 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:32.000 real soon, or maybe some other random thing around the 354 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:36.720 house that needs my attention. Fingers crossed for future in voice, 355 00:22:36.720 --> 00:22:41.880 paid and full orally the handyman who suddenly very motivated 356 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:47.960 to make house calls. Okay, so we got to know 357 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:52.240 person wrote this has her courage door ever broken again. 358 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:56.200 I really need updates to this one because you know, 359 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:01.000 and to those of you listening, would you accept or 360 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:04.279 offer that kind of payment plan, Cassie, is it a 361 00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:13.720 yes you would? There's something very sexy about a man 362 00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:16.759 on a ladder. I don't know why. I need the 363 00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:20.039 two of you to explain to me why. But every 364 00:23:20.079 --> 00:23:22.119 movie I see a man standing on a ladder, and 365 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:25.920 if you think about it, like any it seems like 366 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:30.359 any person like these are all porn tropes, right, So 367 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:33.119 any apartment manager or anything like that that seem to 368 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:35.039 sometimes always be standing on a ladder. Maybe it comes 369 00:23:35.079 --> 00:23:39.839 from that exactly. And if you can get your rent paid, 370 00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:45.200 why nots But it's very sexy, Dear Nikki. I'm still 371 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:50.319 trembling legs, weak, skin flushed and sticky pussy, still pulsing 372 00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:53.920 with after sharks as I type this. I just fucked 373 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:57.240 the plumber right here in my own kitchen, and every 374 00:23:57.480 --> 00:24:02.160 filthy sensory detail sere into my head. He showed up 375 00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:05.279 this afternoon to fix a leaking faucet. Under the sink. 376 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:09.680 Mid thirties, maybe, broad shoulders straining in the navy work shirt, 377 00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:14.119 thick forearms and vein from years of ringing pipes, A 378 00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:17.440 light dusting of dark hair trailing down from his collar. 379 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:22.079 Smelled faintly of clean sweat, metal shavings, and that sharp, 380 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:28.720 citrusy soap guys like him always use. His voice was low, gravelly, polite, 381 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:33.079 but with this undercurrent of confidence that made my clit 382 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.720 throb the second he said, ma'am. I hovered while he worked, 383 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:41.119 couldn't help it, watching the way his bicep's flex as 384 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:44.160 he twisted his fittings, the slow slide of his jeans 385 00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:47.119 riding low enough to show the elastic of the black 386 00:24:47.160 --> 00:24:51.160 boxer briefs hugging the top of his ass. Every time 387 00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:54.240 he shifted on his knees. I caught the faint metallic 388 00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:57.759 clink of tools in his belt, the soft grunt when 389 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:01.839 he tightened something stubborn. My nipples were already hard against 390 00:25:01.880 --> 00:25:06.039 my thin tank top. No bra I knew he noticed, 391 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:10.119 because his eyes flicked up once twice, lingering on my 392 00:25:10.279 --> 00:25:14.240 chrest before dripping back to the pipes. He finished faster 393 00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:17.160 than I expected, stood up, wiped his hands on the 394 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:20.960 rag and turned to me. All set, she should hold now. 395 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:25.400 I handed him the cash, fingers brushing his rough calluses 396 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:29.480 against my soft palm, and something electric snap between us. 397 00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:34.119 He didn't step back, just looked at me, really looked 398 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:38.079 at me, dark eyes dropping to my mouth, then lower, 399 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:41.119 tracing the hard peaks of my nipples through the pathock. 400 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:46.519 You need anything else fixed, it's while I'm here, he asked, 401 00:25:46.759 --> 00:25:50.319