Speaker 1: Welcome to the start TAK. You're about to teach your
Speaker 1: das glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sway.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some lady. Oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: to the start tank. P Oh, this is m PR.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is n p R. We moved
Speaker 1: on n p R the MPR. Still, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I might either.
Speaker 3: That's actually that is all my I'm surprised that just that's.
Speaker 4: All My black fucking radical cousins listen to not n
Speaker 4: p R. They're like, this is that ship. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we gotta be away. You gotta be you gotta be.
Speaker 1: On that ship. Man. It makes me sleepy interesting. It
Speaker 1: makes it like when you were driving and listening to
Speaker 1: MPR and put me to sleep and I ran over.
Speaker 1: He's around like the Boston Marathon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you were like what nine?
Speaker 1: Maybe I was learning how to drive early. My dad
Speaker 1: was cool like that. That Chris, here's the keys, he's
Speaker 1: the keys man. I did drive the car when I
Speaker 1: was like nine or like ten, I think maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: like around around like.
Speaker 5: The parking lot and like an empty parking lot.
Speaker 1: He's like I think my dad was like is he
Speaker 1: capable of doing anything? And I was like, yeah, did
Speaker 1: you think you were that dumb? He's like, let's see
Speaker 1: if you can do something, I need you to take it.
Speaker 1: I'm curious.
Speaker 6: Well, I hijacked this VC's car.
Speaker 5: I can imagine being so bored.
Speaker 1: I can imagine now, like if I had like a
Speaker 1: nine year old being that bored. You know, have you
Speaker 1: been thirty one being like a ah, right, but let's
Speaker 1: see that's thirty one. I guess see what you could do?
Speaker 4: I thirty one, I guess a little older, I think
Speaker 4: i'd be like a little more cautious that i'd be like.
Speaker 5: Now, even older, I think i'd be less.
Speaker 1: I'd be like even, yes.
Speaker 4: I'm exposed. I'm exposed to a child too often, like
Speaker 4: I'm around my nephews too often that I think the
Speaker 4: current version of kids giving them a car would just
Speaker 4: turn into crazy taxi.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they can't drive, because there's little children.
Speaker 4: Oh they're also he's also brain rotted to fucking ship.
Speaker 1: His mind is he's gone.
Speaker 4: I don't know that he's a vessel for something greater. Well,
Speaker 4: well listen, he's like the hollow night.
Speaker 1: But little in Mexican before we lose everything. When was
Speaker 1: starting night podcast. We're in person again. Yay, they got
Speaker 1: here that I woke. They woke me up because I
Speaker 1: passed out because it was like ninety degrees in my
Speaker 1: apartment and I got a phone call.
Speaker 5: They were like, hey, we're at the door. I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, we got record.
Speaker 1: I forgot you.
Speaker 4: Fucking got desiccated like a fucking vampire.
Speaker 1: It gets so hot in here. If I don't like
Speaker 1: monitor the temperature control, I don't. I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Same for me too. My mouse gets so fucking hot
Speaker 4: for no reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Small too, so like it's like it's
Speaker 1: like an oven. It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how to fix it. I feel
Speaker 4: like I think we just have to put like small fan.
Speaker 4: We have like the central air units, but like the
Speaker 4: living room doesn't really get fucking cold, it gets like cool.
Speaker 4: Maybe my bedroom gets freezing.
Speaker 1: I want to steal your air conditioner so you don't
Speaker 1: have anything to protect you. I mean they're they're really
Speaker 1: good air conditioners. I agree with that. Yeah, co signed,
Speaker 1: So it's official. King Sin will live in a poorly
Speaker 1: regulated temperature zone. That would suck. You know, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be fine. You'll get to you, you'll get with it.
Speaker 1: So I have a personal son it.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'll be fine. Lily will just die.
Speaker 5: Do you think so she's not good in heat?
Speaker 4: She's not. She's just not a she's not a wear
Speaker 4: and tear oriented creature, you know, like.
Speaker 1: She's little suffering's good for the soul, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what every artist thinks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it's why I punch myself in the
Speaker 6: face of every fucking morning, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Bob Dylan, never mind, that was.
Speaker 6: It kind of have a little bit of a little bit,
Speaker 6: little little little sings getting I'm a fucking troll.
Speaker 2: The room.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like I keep going so lately,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, I've been watching those videos of that
Speaker 1: that trumpet guy. You remember, the trumpet guy. You You're
Speaker 1: gonna know exactly when I when I remind no, no,
Speaker 1: Chuck Jon he thought. The look on his face is like,
Speaker 1: it's not Luigi, not Luigi Maggio. Chuck Magjo was was
Speaker 1: like an artist. But the trumpet guy, the guy with
Speaker 1: the little the little Jewish guy with the with the
Speaker 1: hair outside New York. Who are you?
Speaker 6: I walked up doing.
Speaker 1: Up on stage despicable you don't remember that guy for
Speaker 1: some reason and Freedom and interviewed him.
Speaker 5: I see in the last couple of years. He looks
Speaker 5: so old. Yeah, And he was talking about how you
Speaker 5: can fly.
Speaker 1: Now. He was like, I was your first person to
Speaker 1: fly up a little two feet up and two feet over,
Speaker 1: two feet up and two feet forward. Wow, that freedom
Speaker 1: is like, you can fly, you can fly.
Speaker 5: He's like, well, not like a bird.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, get your heart out, Chris Angel. Yeah, Cel,
Speaker 1: I hate that guy so much. Man, I loathed him.
Speaker 1: Actually I was wrong.
Speaker 5: He's sucking enough to load.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I guess that's you don't You can't dictate who you hate,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: I get I don't know. I feel like I don't
Speaker 1: hate many people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I hate maybe thirteen fourteen thousand, name them all?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Now, go okay, we'll start with the first one hundred.
Speaker 4: Gu you got Bill Hurd, we got Dominic Toretto, we
Speaker 4: got Frankie Munez in the show nine er Yeah, Dominic
Speaker 4: Turetto in the in the movies Freak Noo, Bob and
Speaker 4: the Man who, uh Francis whatever, his name is I'm
Speaker 4: coming for you, nigga. We got fucking bill O'Reilly.
Speaker 1: Listen say podcast remember Patrionic compstart can go over there?
Speaker 1: Early Access had free as clue.
Speaker 4: Who Kurt Russell has clue in Tron the movie clue?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Oh wait clueless? Sorry no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I thought that Kurt Russell was and clueless.
Speaker 4: You know what you're thinking of Rudd, Paul Rudd and
Speaker 4: freaking what safety dash?
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not think clue. You think in the Blues Clues.
Speaker 6: Kurt Russell was in Blues Clues. That's right, he was
Speaker 6: the was the salt.
Speaker 4: Kurt Russell, pretty great actor, very salty.
Speaker 1: Well look what happened this week? I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot Actually, so do you want to do?
Speaker 5: We want to start with the Haler thing.
Speaker 6: Sal thing is really fun, all fast, it's every fast,
Speaker 6: the Halo thing or just like yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 6: a pretty it's a pretty you know, it's a pretty
Speaker 6: dense one.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's the densest topic technically because there's
Speaker 1: Halo is your things. It is very funny. If there's
Speaker 1: ever been a time to make a video would be now,
Speaker 1: I guess. But so there's a new Halo game. It's
Speaker 1: the campaign. It's Campaign evolved. It's like the it's the
Speaker 1: Halo remastered. It's it's a remake of the first game. Again,
Speaker 1: there's no multiplayer or whatever. It's full on. It looks
Speaker 1: cool actually, But that was why I think it was trending,
Speaker 1: and that was why I think it was like in
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist. People were talking about it, Well.
Speaker 4: You got you gotta you gotta clarify, it's not just
Speaker 4: a remake. It's to remake for for a different place
Speaker 4: that it's never been. What do you mean, Because it's
Speaker 4: He's gonna it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be It's going to be on PlayStations. I've just known
Speaker 1: that that was going to be the case for such
Speaker 1: a long time. I think most people did.
Speaker 4: If it was it was after Gears. It was just
Speaker 4: obvious that all of them are going.
Speaker 1: Well, they had forts, they have Microsoft Flight Simulator over there,
Speaker 1: so like yeah, Age of Empire, like all of it
Speaker 1: was over there. It was really just Halo that wasn't there.
Speaker 1: So it's just like, all right, well when's that going?
Speaker 1: You know, you know, Starfields go and Indiana Jones was
Speaker 1: announced for it or any so it's like everything they
Speaker 1: do is there. So like I wasn't surprised. I saw
Speaker 1: a lot of people were surprised. Yeah, and I get it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of surreal to see it. Like the box
Speaker 1: was like a PS five and the chiefs stand there's
Speaker 1: like that's crazy.
Speaker 4: It just insinuate. It just insinuates as like, oh yeah
Speaker 4: it's over now.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's yeah, Yeah, it's yeah. They're they're they're they're
Speaker 6: gonna be Saga in a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're they're going they're pivoting into a Saga role.
Speaker 1: Although what I've heard is that their next machine is
Speaker 1: going to be like the whole point is that they're
Speaker 1: making like a living room PC. Right, that would be great,
Speaker 1: which actually I would be down for that, Like if
Speaker 1: I can get my entire Steam library and all my
Speaker 1: like because that's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh your Steam library or games.
Speaker 1: Your Xbox stuff, PlayStation stuff apparently too because a lot
Speaker 1: of that stuff goes to PC.
Speaker 5: Anyway, that'd be so I.
Speaker 4: Would love to, like because I would buy my games
Speaker 4: in one place finally, yeah, and not have to switch
Speaker 4: because I don't. I don't want my PS five anymore.
Speaker 4: I actively don't want that console anymore. But I can't
Speaker 4: just get rid of it because Lily's like I love
Speaker 4: it for GTA, she want it just for DC.
Speaker 1: I think interesting, that's so crazy. I mean, I get
Speaker 1: it because that's going to be huge and it's going
Speaker 1: to be on. It's not gonna be a PC for
Speaker 1: a while. I think.
Speaker 4: Really, I already said it's not gonna be well.
Speaker 1: I think there. I think they hate the PC audience
Speaker 1: because like they just like, oh, we're gonna take your
Speaker 1: source code. Oh, we're gonna fucking hack everybody. Ah fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's like, I get it. I get why they have
Speaker 1: some animosity towards that entire player base.
Speaker 6: Gotta press why in and engage in like fucking virtual
Speaker 6: rape and shit, you.
Speaker 1: Know, express why to rape. That's I keep.
Speaker 6: Getting those in my Instagram feed, just the dudes walking
Speaker 6: around in GTA online. Oh do me a favor?
Speaker 1: No, could you press uh this?
Speaker 6: And then it like engages in like a sexual act,
Speaker 6: and you know, then you know, it's it's just supposed
Speaker 6: to be the shock value of people being what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is that was? Like that reminds me of like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was it twenty fourteen twenty fifteen where
Speaker 1: they had it was like stuff like that, and it
Speaker 1: got on the news.
Speaker 4: You remember that, Yeah, I did a video.
Speaker 1: But it's like the attacks are eerily realistic, and it's
Speaker 1: just like somebody bent over on the street with like
Speaker 1: a floating traffic cone over their head and they're levitating
Speaker 1: while some guys like pretending to hump them. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's just like that that that it just burned into
Speaker 1: my brain. It's eerily realistic, dude, it's weird saying like
Speaker 1: like the screenshack comparisons between GJ five and g J
Speaker 1: six are insane because it makes I look at g
Speaker 1: g A five. GJ five looks like gt A three now,
Speaker 1: you know, like it looks.
Speaker 4: Even now, I'm like, this game looks gruddy, like what
Speaker 4: the folks like mud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you see, like this looks like I remember
Speaker 1: the look like I remember it.
Speaker 5: Looking cutting edge though.
Speaker 1: That's what's crazy, Like I remember I remember at the
Speaker 1: very well for an open world game, the detail was crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember at least looking at it being like, oh,
Speaker 1: this doesn't look infinitely worse than a.
Speaker 5: Lot of the other things I'm playing.
Speaker 1: No, I thought it looked great.
Speaker 6: I didn't see Skull Chunks two discs for fucking three
Speaker 6: sixty install the second disc and they're like, this looks
Speaker 6: fucking sweet, and I mean it goes for every generation
Speaker 6: when you remember when something looked fat. I downloaded uh uh,
Speaker 6: Taking three because I saw Maximilian talking about it and
Speaker 6: he was like, this is like the best version of
Speaker 6: Taking three on PlayStation. You can get on PS four
Speaker 6: PS five, And I was like a fucking soul ten
Speaker 6: bucks and it looks I was like, I remember when
Speaker 6: this looked pretty good. This what back in it's it
Speaker 6: looked like shit, but it also looked pretty good for
Speaker 6: for three Rember.
Speaker 4: Years of War looked amazing. Oh yeah, it looked amazing.
Speaker 4: And I looked at that game and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: remember when I.
Speaker 1: Feel like Gears of War. I feel like There's of
Speaker 1: War one still looks pretty good.
Speaker 4: It looks it looks the colors look strange.
Speaker 5: Well, the colors were like stark.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but like.
Speaker 4: I remember, I remember playing RESIV with five in that
Speaker 4: game looked pretty good relatively. Now I can't see the
Speaker 4: beam site. I don't know where it is. That's like
Speaker 4: I'm moving the site this year and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't know where this is.
Speaker 5: The laser set yeah, and I'm like, yeah, ah.
Speaker 1: My friend's like, dude, you can't see where it's at
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, you called it a beam site.
Speaker 1: That's something. I don't know what it is about it,
Speaker 1: but that seems like that seems so anime coded. I
Speaker 1: don't know it does, yeah, because it's like it's a laser,
Speaker 1: but it's like, oh no, it's a beam, you know,
Speaker 1: but lasers are beams. I understand what you're saying, but like,
Speaker 1: no one, no one. That took me a second because
Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 4: I can't see the red dots site, I guess is
Speaker 4: the best way to describe it.
Speaker 1: Sure, I don't know. I just always call it a laser.
Speaker 4: But I just I have no clue where it is now,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, this is really fucking bad. So I'm
Speaker 4: playing off instinct. Well, look it's not working. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: the game's coming to PS five. That's kind of huge.
Speaker 4: I think it looks cool.
Speaker 1: I have nippicks about it, obviously because it's impossible for
Speaker 1: me not to, but like, it looks pretty good. I
Speaker 1: think it's I.
Speaker 4: Saw Sprint debate coming up immediately, and everybody's like it
Speaker 4: needs to not have sprint, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, I, look, it's a single player game, so like
Speaker 1: I don't care as much. And also like I've played
Speaker 1: this game already, this one might as well be different
Speaker 1: if they're going to make changes to it, like go ahead,
Speaker 1: I've played one like a million times, Like I don't
Speaker 1: need the exact same thing again if you want to
Speaker 1: fuck around with it. They're doing like three prequel missions
Speaker 1: with like Johnson and stuff. It's like cool, I'm down,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm on board. I think it looks neat.
Speaker 4: I think you might as well just full on remake it,
Speaker 4: like just like that's what they're doing, like like just
Speaker 4: go from the bottom up.
Speaker 1: There's like a level in that game that's like notoriously
Speaker 1: bad or like notoriously like really annoying, and they're gonna they
Speaker 1: already said, they're like we're gonna, we're gonna really touch
Speaker 1: that one up like crazy. So I'm like, all right, cool, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck with it. It's not sacred. But uh so I don't.
Speaker 4: Know you you're you're you're very different from most Halo
Speaker 4: people because they're like it needs you can't change it.
Speaker 6: People had one. I think the Master Collection, Yeah, that's
Speaker 6: kind of have the original literally it's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but the original is like you need the
Speaker 1: original hard like you you have it, you have it
Speaker 1: now available on like all hardware.
Speaker 5: You can change it. We've had Halo one.
Speaker 1: I think Halo one looks good, like it looks old,
Speaker 1: but it looks like timeless in some way, like it's
Speaker 1: if you look at it's so funny. When they did
Speaker 1: the Anniversary one in twenty eleven, those updated graphics have
Speaker 1: aged so much worse than the original, like two thousand
Speaker 1: and one. It's so ugly.
Speaker 5: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think one is the most flawed of the three
Speaker 1: of them, so like, in my opinion, like you kind
Speaker 1: of can only improve it. I think Sprint is kind
Speaker 1: of weird just because like it looks out of place,
Speaker 1: and I think it's definitely right, Yeah, it's definitely. But
Speaker 1: the thing that's weird about it to me is just
Speaker 1: that if there was ever a game that would be
Speaker 1: okay for you not to do it, it would be this,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's a remake of a game that
Speaker 1: doesn't have it, so you'd actually just be staying true
Speaker 1: to what it is. The fact that they're uncomfortable doing
Speaker 1: that just indics It's like, Oh, you're just never going
Speaker 1: to They're just never not going to do it.
Speaker 5: That's what that means to me.
Speaker 1: I care less about it being in the game and
Speaker 1: more about it signaling to me is like, Oh, they're
Speaker 1: just too afraid to just not put that in.
Speaker 4: I don't know why it becomes a big deal.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's whatever.
Speaker 6: I don't care anymore, and it's moving forward. It's just
Speaker 6: everything has it, everything needs to have it. Kind of
Speaker 6: feels weird when you don't. Now It's like when I
Speaker 6: went back and played Black, it was kind of like
Speaker 6: a it felt it was kind of it feels like
Speaker 6: kind of like a shock because you're so used to
Speaker 6: especially when you start getting in the groove of things,
Speaker 6: I can kind of like start fucking people up on
Speaker 6: the fly, like really fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, well, this game is not designed that way. So
Speaker 6: it's it's interesting to like, oh, wait, no, I gotta
Speaker 6: kind of just chill and you kind of just slow
Speaker 6: burn fuck everybody up. And it's very it's very different
Speaker 6: in that way.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, I don't know, there's like a
Speaker 1: RoboCop game where like you can't move fast at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is, and it's cool and it's like this.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think people I think shooters and speed of
Speaker 4: gun tusunamis to each other, which I understand that, but
Speaker 4: I think, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think if you're gun, I don't think you can't
Speaker 5: have speed.
Speaker 1: I just think it's just you know, because in my
Speaker 1: in my brain, you were always running. You were never
Speaker 1: not sprinted. You were always running. If you wanted to walk,
Speaker 1: you tilt the stick a little, But why would you
Speaker 1: do that. You're just always going full speed. But the
Speaker 1: thing is your gun was always up. That's thing that
Speaker 1: bothers me. You want to put sprint in, fine, let
Speaker 1: me still shoot. That to me is what weird. It's
Speaker 1: like the argument is like a super soldier should be
Speaker 1: able to sprint. It's like I think a super SI,
Speaker 1: a supersolo should be able to sprint without doing this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think print his fucking gun.
Speaker 6: The whole time they're down opening cut scene in five
Speaker 6: oh yeah, where they're like rolling their down whatever, they're
Speaker 6: like going faster than ship shooting and doing it's like
Speaker 6: full on anime and if you it's my only criticism
Speaker 6: of when you have like a first person shooter and
Speaker 6: you're representing you're supposed to be playing somebody that can
Speaker 6: do godlike stuff.
Speaker 1: But then now I'm very.
Speaker 6: Limited, and I'm like, how about just let me do everything?
Speaker 6: So let me sprint as fast as possible and shoot,
Speaker 6: because I think they would be able to do that.
Speaker 4: The big product Halo. It comes from the idea that
Speaker 4: that Halo is a sandbox, and the sandbox was to
Speaker 4: be fine and tuned. And then the problem is that
Speaker 4: with if if you just tune it with sprint, but
Speaker 4: that takes a lot of work.
Speaker 5: But that makes it, that makes it feel like different games.
Speaker 1: That's kind of true. It's cool. I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: Infinite's good. It's a sprint whatever. It does not a matter,
Speaker 1: even it doesn't this is a single player game, anyway,
Speaker 1: who cares? I felt no. I was just gonna say so,
Speaker 1: it's it's coming out. It was trending, so everybody's talking
Speaker 1: about it. A lot of people nitpicking, a lot of
Speaker 1: people excited. Uh, I think more people kind of curious
Speaker 1: and excited. The thing is like, I don't an't know, man,
Speaker 1: they got to earn my truck, even with a remake
Speaker 1: of something that's already like established and good.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you got to prove to me that you
Speaker 5: can do this.
Speaker 1: They've shot the bed a lot, not like as bad
Speaker 1: as other people, Like I think everything they've made is
Speaker 1: good still, like substantively, like nothing's less than like a seven.
Speaker 1: But like I'm just like, bro, you gotta I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then they're doing it an Unreal five and Unreal five.
Speaker 1: Have you guys played a lot of Unreal five games?
Speaker 1: It sucks, dude, Like what it's crazy how rough Unreal
Speaker 1: five is because I don't remember having this many issues
Speaker 1: with any Unreal engine before this. It is crazy, But it.
Speaker 6: Feels like they need to. It feels like Windows eight
Speaker 6: where in a way that it's like, hey, it's time
Speaker 6: to t.
Speaker 5: It's a fucking Windows Visted of me.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking insane, Like I don't understand how it's
Speaker 1: so broken, Like it hitches constantly. I wanted I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into oblivion so bad, and it's impossible.
Speaker 4: There's moment it's IMPOSSI there's moments in that game where
Speaker 4: like I just I'm literally just three people, then one person,
Speaker 4: then I'm a sword, and then I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I was an item?
Speaker 1: Oh it's ten frames a second in twenty twenty five, dude,
Speaker 1: for for a game that's twenty years old.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure
Speaker 6: what's going on with that. Uh yeah, but it's clear
Speaker 6: to me. It's like it's it's time to It's kind
Speaker 6: of a jump ship. It's time to oh fucking Unreal
Speaker 6: six or just just go so Unreal ten, just to
Speaker 6: like make it like it helps people will out just
Speaker 6: go to just go just go crazy.
Speaker 5: They really got Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So it's in that engine too, So I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Manet, you.
Speaker 5: Really gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. That's like
Speaker 5: a seeing is believing kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I gotta play it.
Speaker 6: I think Unreal well, I think, hey, it will be good
Speaker 6: for unreel though Unreal five, because it's not. It's it's
Speaker 6: usually pretty straightforward. It was kind of like with the
Speaker 6: what was the why I always forget their fucking name?
Speaker 6: Frostbite Frostbit for e a yeah, for for Dice and
Speaker 6: Battle Hit. Yeah, it was kind of like, Okay, this
Speaker 6: works well for that, and they're like, all right, make
Speaker 6: make fucking Dragon Age.
Speaker 4: You're like what.
Speaker 1: They're like what. And then they make Dragon Ageent.
Speaker 6: Frostblity yeah, and Dragon Inquisition and they were like what.
Speaker 6: And they somehow strung enough bandages together toward it, Like
Speaker 6: it was like you know one of those things, if
Speaker 6: you like pull one of the fucking blocks, everything will collapse.
Speaker 1: That's basically it's like putting It's like putting a different chassis,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's like doing that
Speaker 1: with cars, like this is this is not for this
Speaker 1: kind of car. This is for like this is for
Speaker 1: a wide open first person shooter like network multiplayer. Sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why how are we gonna make an RPG out
Speaker 5: of this?
Speaker 1: It was like just do it, yeah, and it rater
Speaker 1: every model at once.
Speaker 6: Yeah, barely worked. And then of course when they tried
Speaker 6: it again with the Andromena you saw the results were
Speaker 6: like we couldn't replicate what we did in the other game,
Speaker 6: and it just it was it was a fucking disaster.
Speaker 6: It was a fucking disaster.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, man, I don't know and engines are Engines
Speaker 1: are weird. Unreal five is kind of iffy. There were
Speaker 1: even hitches in the in like the when they were
Speaker 1: showing the gameplay. So I was just like, and I
Speaker 1: get that it's like early or whatever, but I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I feel I'm not really all that confident that that's
Speaker 1: not going to be there when it comes about. I
Speaker 1: would imagine November next year because that's the twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I would imagine, but yeah, I don't know. Whatever.
Speaker 5: So it's it's it's new.
Speaker 1: People are talking about it, and because we were talking
Speaker 1: about it, it was trending a lot.
Speaker 5: Must have caught the eye.
Speaker 1: Of some people in our government because they were fucking
Speaker 1: They tweeted, oh so game stop, Yeah, that's what it was,
Speaker 1: game stop two, eat it out, something about oh, the
Speaker 1: console wars are over, so like they're almost like a
Speaker 1: like some dumb.
Speaker 5: It is really cringe.
Speaker 1: But it was like they were just like we at
Speaker 1: GameStop officiate the end of the console war whatever with
Speaker 1: with Halo coming to PS five and and the White
Speaker 1: House responded with Trump and a Master Chief holding an
Speaker 1: energy story outside the White House with the wrong amount
Speaker 1: of stars on the flag. It was like saluting, uh, like,
Speaker 1: oh another war ended by Trump or whatever. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: that premise is funny, like they just like, oh another
Speaker 1: war and it's like, okay, yeah that's not bad. But
Speaker 1: like the just the AI image of the idea of
Speaker 1: a draft dodger in the master Chief suit is so funny.
Speaker 5: It's just like I can't.
Speaker 1: I want to fight the coming in, but my bone
Speaker 1: s I don't want to. I don't want to mess
Speaker 1: up my bones fighting the.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be the master gif.
Speaker 1: Scar me.
Speaker 4: Give it a job, give it, give it a good
Speaker 4: old Johnny.
Speaker 1: Take that six year old and groom him into taking
Speaker 1: my place in thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, twenty five years.
Speaker 6: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go, I'll wear it. I'll wear
Speaker 1: this suit.
Speaker 6: I'll wear.
Speaker 1: He would kill him, Yeah, I would?
Speaker 4: Isn't is john Does he have an age?
Speaker 1: I think he's like technically he's technically like forties physically,
Speaker 1: because I know he's what he's technically what he's he's
Speaker 1: way older than forty. He's been alive right for more
Speaker 1: than forty years. But like, I don't, I gotta be real.
Speaker 1: I don't know the specifics because I just don't give
Speaker 1: a shit. You know, I really have never cared how
Speaker 1: old the Master he was, you know, at least at
Speaker 1: least not to a specific degree.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, I wonder if he's twenty. Never asked
Speaker 6: the question how old is Shepherd? You know, thirty two?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 4: I don't know, probably in his thirties how old.
Speaker 1: I don't care, Amander, because I think I remember playing
Speaker 1: the Masspect one. He probably has me like I remember
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I think I knew his age or
Speaker 1: something like it does have an age? Actually, he absolutely,
Speaker 1: lily does have an age.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, a canonical age is.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine years old and mass Effect one, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: when they were they were born in April on April
Speaker 1: eleven to twenty one fifty four, and the first game
Speaker 1: begins in twenty one eighty three. Okay, yeah, is that right?
Speaker 1: Twenty nine fifty four eighty three.
Speaker 5: I'm not I guess that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. Man, Yeah, I'm stupid. That's a
Speaker 1: simple man.
Speaker 6: If there's more than If there's, that'd be like nineteen
Speaker 6: thirty for the two digits, I will I refuse to
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 1: In my head. That's insane.
Speaker 6: I refuse even when I know the answer. I'm the
Speaker 6: second I will like this. So it's like, oh, what's
Speaker 6: what's ten times eleven? I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 5: Nope, eleventy ten.
Speaker 1: What's fucking ten times ten?
Speaker 4: Six?
Speaker 1: Couldn't be bothered, not my business.
Speaker 4: You just give the guy the wrong amount of money.
Speaker 1: Take it.
Speaker 6: Ask me, and fucking you gotta ask me in single digits.
Speaker 1: So if you want one plus one plus one.
Speaker 6: Keep going. We can get there eventually.
Speaker 4: That's one hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, and Halo, wait fifty two. So in
Speaker 1: the original game, yeah, he's like early for forties, like
Speaker 1: forty one or forty two or something, because in Infinity's
Speaker 1: forty nine and that was like five years later, I think.
Speaker 4: But hasn't he went to sleep budget of times?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been eat. That's kind of the Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of he's been in cry asleep for a lot
Speaker 1: of that time. I feel like this is really bad
Speaker 1: for you. It was probably technically like one hundred maybe
Speaker 1: like early thirties. It probably thirty one or something. Sense,
Speaker 1: it's very weird.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's good bad for your brain. It's
Speaker 4: a weird thing.
Speaker 6: That conceptzing your brain and then turning it back on
Speaker 6: then freezing your brain.
Speaker 4: You've done it a lot.
Speaker 6: Hey, we don't think about that.
Speaker 4: He's really not okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah there it's the jury's out for whether it's really
Speaker 6: too fucked up or not.
Speaker 1: It was like an RFK in the Halo universe. That's like,
Speaker 1: that's like cryo is bad for your brain. That was easier.
Speaker 6: A prophet comes out of his throat. Whoa sorry? Do
Speaker 6: you remember that?
Speaker 1: You remember that video that the old lady that he
Speaker 1: brings us up every now and again. But there we
Speaker 1: saw a video. I don't even remember what do you
Speaker 1: remember what the context of the video was.
Speaker 4: It was it was like three a m. It was
Speaker 4: some bullshit you were watching, But it wasn't like some
Speaker 4: like It was just a video of a person who
Speaker 4: looked at existent. But it was this woman that looked
Speaker 4: like black one looked at the Prophet of the Truth.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I swear, I swear like I'm
Speaker 4: not lying. He's not likely he looked like because he
Speaker 4: said I think he looked. He opened his mos like
Speaker 4: this lady looks like the prophet of truth. And I
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 1: And he turned to me. I was like, that is
Speaker 1: actually but that's crazy and they're like hanging jowls and everything. Damn,
Speaker 1: and you can find it again or what that is?
Speaker 4: That is such an in descript video.
Speaker 5: You can't find that again because like he's like, what
Speaker 5: are you sirt?
Speaker 1: Not many people probably made that connection. Some people that
Speaker 1: did didn't like save it or whatever. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: that interesting video by itself, Like that was like it
Speaker 1: was like random news events or something like that.
Speaker 4: But like it was during COVID where.
Speaker 6: I feel like there was so much content just poured
Speaker 6: on the Internet that's just like randomly not there anymore.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, well, the world's sort of hen let
Speaker 4: us take this off the internet that I'm sure I
Speaker 4: can't find it.
Speaker 1: I do remember that. I do remember that, but that
Speaker 1: really derailed me. I forgot what I was talking about.
Speaker 6: It.
Speaker 4: That was a wild fucking evening.
Speaker 1: God damn. Yeah. But yeah, so yeah, So the White
Speaker 1: House tweeted out and then I think I can't remember
Speaker 1: if it was Homelod security or what they tweeted out
Speaker 1: them in the war hog on the Ring and they're
Speaker 1: like destroy the flood or whatever.
Speaker 6: Ice Oh that I did hear about because it was
Speaker 6: like a Halo dev who was it? Somebody came out
Speaker 6: and was like, what the fuck is this kind of
Speaker 6: a thing?
Speaker 1: Oh, A couple of like I think I just saw
Speaker 1: one of them, and I saw Jamie Griesmer, who was
Speaker 1: old but he made the original. He was like the
Speaker 1: guy in a lot of documentaries you see him talking
Speaker 1: about like a thirty second loop of fun of if
Speaker 1: like his whole thing was like he was famous for
Speaker 1: talking about like if you can recreate the same thirty
Speaker 1: second loops of fun over and over again, you've got
Speaker 1: a great video game. But he he talked about, like
Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy to compare like groups of people
Speaker 1: based on their immigration status to a you know, a zombie,
Speaker 1: parasite parasitic. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. And by the way,
Speaker 1: that guy's not even necessarily like a left leaning person.
Speaker 1: He seems like like kind of like a centrist maybe
Speaker 1: even like kind of right leaning. But like even he
Speaker 1: was like, what the what that's not he was he
Speaker 1: was like, the flood are not an.
Speaker 5: Allegory for immigration.
Speaker 1: There are space zombies because we thought that was cool, right,
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, I don't know, man, it's weird out there, dude.
Speaker 1: And then Games I was like playing back and forth.
Speaker 1: They were like doing their own like AI slop kind
Speaker 1: of photoshops back and forth with each other with a
Speaker 1: trump and chief and all that. It's very weird. It's
Speaker 1: a very weird week for Halo in general.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna go to the event too. I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy to say as well.
Speaker 4: So this weekend, Loulie and I went to a live
Speaker 4: performance of Night Before Christmas where the voice actor of
Speaker 4: Jack was there. It was Danny Effman, the voice actor
Speaker 4: of Jack.
Speaker 1: Danniell was there.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: He's as tatted up as he was.
Speaker 4: He's heavily he's as you showed this on the heavily
Speaker 4: tattooed like toy and he.
Speaker 6: Kind of looks like if I didn't know better, I
Speaker 6: was like, Oh, that's that guy's a Nazi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the amount of suspicious tattoo, Yeah, yes, it's just
Speaker 1: what it looks like.
Speaker 6: But you know, there's no evidence of that at all.
Speaker 6: It's just that thing was.
Speaker 4: It was very much so the opposite of that ship,
Speaker 4: the vibe he was getting because the DA.
Speaker 6: Had on Bonga there too. The people that were left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the love Little Girls.
Speaker 7: It makes me feel so good that there was Keith
Speaker 7: David did the voice Woggy Boogie because Ogie Boogie's voice
Speaker 7: was there.
Speaker 1: Yes, Dave was there.
Speaker 4: Who else was there?
Speaker 5: She did talk to you said, yeah, I got him
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 1: I would have loved would be running through the.
Speaker 6: Hollywood Bowl like a freaking like a freaking charger left
Speaker 6: for dead after.
Speaker 1: The blood and fucking bodes on me.
Speaker 4: Would you like to be on my podcast?
Speaker 1: So you're scaring me.
Speaker 4: You're scaring me if I'm down?
Speaker 6: But if I do, will you leave me alone?
Speaker 1: Will you leave? You're scared of me? I was on
Speaker 1: the Community.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was really fucking cool because Danny Effman
Speaker 4: is really good at singing. Yeah, so like yeah, but
Speaker 4: like to a degree I didn't, you know, because it's
Speaker 4: like obviously there's he's the leading, but there's like this
Speaker 4: production and then there's like, oh, you're really because he's saying,
Speaker 4: okay boogie song because you know he's gone sort of respect.
Speaker 4: He saying Noggy Boogie song for him and he sung
Speaker 4: it amazingly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and he did write that song with them. Keith
Speaker 4: David fucking killed it. Jane Monne was there too as Sally.
Speaker 1: That's been crazy.
Speaker 4: It was really funny because like she justsed about Sally
Speaker 4: and then she turned around and had more ass than
Speaker 4: like every other person there.
Speaker 6: And I was like that jarred me.
Speaker 5: And I was like, whoa, see, Sally's a strange.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, it was not necessarily what yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just.
Speaker 4: Like the theme probably yeah exactly. It was like, oh,
Speaker 4: but it was. It was really really, really really dope.
Speaker 4: I hope to go again next year. It was fucking wild.
Speaker 4: They all performed so fucking well.
Speaker 5: It was I bet, yeah, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't think he David would be there. That's fascinating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Jenny, he's also really old.
Speaker 1: God in the seventies, eighties, he's about to be eighty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's really old, but I was like, he's still
Speaker 4: upromspry guy for someone his age, relatively Absolutely, yeah, in
Speaker 4: the league composer of of the original Night Before Christmas,
Speaker 4: he's mad old now. But he was there and that
Speaker 4: was singing too.
Speaker 5: Is that not Danny?
Speaker 4: No, Danny Elfman is the not the leak poser, but
Speaker 4: he's the Chris Horny was he might have composed alongside
Speaker 4: the guy that I'm talking about, but I forgot his name.
Speaker 1: He's also look it up.
Speaker 4: I'm curious read like eighty five years old, still composing
Speaker 4: extremely Well, what's his name?
Speaker 1: You remember? I forgot composed?
Speaker 6: Old fella?
Speaker 1: This old fella? What's up? Man? Whoa before Christmas?
Speaker 6: Can Danny Elfn coco post someone else?
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you might have to ask that. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure Danny Elfin did the entire thing because every
Speaker 1: interview that I ever saw about then before Christmas, and
Speaker 1: I watched at a lot of them, Yeah, it was him.
Speaker 6: He finally settled it though, he said that it's a
Speaker 6: fucking Halloween theme Christmas movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 6: It was crazy because I obviously, I mean, it is obvious.
Speaker 6: But there's the people doing the same thing with Diehard.
Speaker 1: Is it a Christmas movie? They're like, is it a Christmas? Movers?
Speaker 1: Like what is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: Somebody now, that's fuck that fuck that's fun Holy ship, dude, man.
Speaker 1: Chris, that's not funny. That's not funny.
Speaker 6: That's take on die Hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like Bruce Willis, it's a tragedy that is
Speaker 1: so not funny that hurts me. I cannot laugh at that.
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot laugh at that. You beat mother.
Speaker 1: I was threw up.
Speaker 5: All right, we gotta willis we all love.
Speaker 1: We gotta I gotta recenter myself. I even like the
Speaker 1: free die hard man. Yea, even that one. I've seen
Speaker 1: all the diehards. Uh yeah, so yeah, so Danny Alpha,
Speaker 1: Yeah he was there, he was It was awesome. He
Speaker 1: was awesome. That sounds cool. I would uh yeah, that sounds.
Speaker 6: I probably would have well, I would have went if
Speaker 6: Jojo was here, if I knew about it.
Speaker 4: Likely it was a good time, dude, we mean, Lily went.
Speaker 4: It was fucking awesome. It was at the Hollywood Ball
Speaker 4: So they have ship food, unfortunately, like some of the
Speaker 4: worst whatever had in the place, like this place.
Speaker 1: Like stale Chios.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a popcorn that looks like it
Speaker 4: was re pop somehow.
Speaker 1: Honest.
Speaker 6: Most venues I go to have shipp food, yeah, I
Speaker 6: usually not.
Speaker 4: There's a few venues make a sandwich and bring it.
Speaker 6: I mean some some some like some people trying to
Speaker 6: think of a venue I went to where I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: it was fucking delicious. Nothing's popping up. I usually I'll
Speaker 6: have like drinks of alcohol. I'm like, god, that's fine.
Speaker 4: There's a few ballparks have some pretty good food, like
Speaker 4: Yankee Stadium has some pretty solid but it's also like,
Speaker 4: well it's the food. Would you not bring the food
Speaker 4: up also with you, you know, like you're you're at Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's a fucking Puerto Rican spot or make down the street.
Speaker 1: Just bring that up in there with think about Yankee
Speaker 1: Stadium and baseball stadiums in that city, I guess specifically
Speaker 1: is that like they're so close to everything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's no reason not to if you're going to
Speaker 1: sell food in the stadium, there's actually no there's actually
Speaker 1: no reason not to make it good because people are
Speaker 1: just gonna walk across the street and get other ship.
Speaker 1: But uh, here in the Hollywood Bowl, like you're kind
Speaker 1: of isolated, like you're they've got you, you're dead to rights.
Speaker 5: It's like when you're in a theme park. It's like
Speaker 5: where you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna fight the line to get out
Speaker 1: of here and then fight the line to get back in.
Speaker 1: Now you're not gonna do That's very cool. Your fucking
Speaker 1: drilled cheese that we put that we heat it up
Speaker 1: at ten degrees.
Speaker 8: Eight weeks.
Speaker 6: I do need to find more ship like that though,
Speaker 6: because uh my, you know, I've been to like a
Speaker 6: billion shows and my favorite was because of like, well,
Speaker 6: the way it moved me was the string quartet of
Speaker 6: of what's that fus name? Yeah, well, I don't know
Speaker 6: how I forgot say, but yeah, some guy going, some
Speaker 6: guy just going.
Speaker 1: It was just a gea the string quartet. They threw
Speaker 1: down their instruments and we're just going. They were fing
Speaker 1: what is it called the throat singing?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: The is that what it is?
Speaker 4: I think something like that gild all Chinese.
Speaker 1: Destroy that's not them anymore.
Speaker 6: That Do you think they still feel something about that?
Speaker 1: He passed his body like like agroism.
Speaker 4: Must be the wind, so something else crazy happened? Uh
Speaker 4: the Tyler creates situation. I still don't know what the
Speaker 4: let me start it for you. As we know, the
Speaker 4: late the great D'Angelo died.
Speaker 1: That's right. I think we covered that on the show.
Speaker 4: Flowers The Loss of the Angelo.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable Artists.
Speaker 4: Voodoo is one of the best sol albums of all time.
Speaker 4: Really unfortunately died so young too. Yeah, so he died
Speaker 4: very young.
Speaker 1: He was like twenty nine, right or something like him
Speaker 1: as the broad man with his chest up in his abs.
Speaker 6: He was like, he's six jangle fe clone, ask motherfucker
Speaker 6: over here, fully grown, right, he said.
Speaker 1: Like someone that. No, he would have been like in
Speaker 1: his thirties when he first broke out. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like in his fifties. Oh okay, yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: fifty nine.
Speaker 4: It was like some nine he was No, I think
Speaker 4: he was at fifty.
Speaker 1: He was like fifty one. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was still sucking up forcing.
Speaker 6: He was tracking a fucking red Dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unshaken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the best track of the game. And it's really
Speaker 4: unfortunate Tyler obviously Tyler, you know, did he kill him? No? No,
Speaker 4: he cancer really unfortunate too.
Speaker 6: Oh that's the that's that's like that unless you're Jordan
Speaker 6: Peterson's wife.
Speaker 1: She survived it somehow.
Speaker 4: Dude, shout out to her for just simply that, but.
Speaker 1: Speaking of a not to derail it because and we
Speaker 1: can't because there's nothing else about this, but like fu
Speaker 1: with the David thing is just kind of oh, it
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 4: Just apparently he might be innocent. That's what I heard
Speaker 4: just like I guess, I guess that that looks a
Speaker 4: mob boss ordering a hit, and then the other person
Speaker 4: that did the hit takes the fall for it.
Speaker 6: Like oh j yeah, like you know, it's like a
Speaker 6: way like that, if somebody else did it, it was
Speaker 6: David's fucking idea, or they did it on David's behalf,
Speaker 6: very like like oh ship, this is getting too real.
Speaker 1: He did live streams with her live streams.
Speaker 6: What do you say?
Speaker 1: What do you say to that? It's like it's too stupid,
Speaker 1: it's too stupid. Now what did Tyler do? David?
Speaker 6: So, Tyler stop to DAVIDSU it's.
Speaker 4: Important important line. So what happens is that Tyler, being
Speaker 4: a really big fan of you know, classical soul music,
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, really unfortunate that, you know, a
Speaker 4: great man is lost today. And Tyler's fans are like.
Speaker 6: Where's your new music?
Speaker 4: We don't give a fulah blah wears you new music,
Speaker 4: obviously being parasocially idiots people that are online, and Tyler
Speaker 4: kind of got mad because Tyler is like something I
Speaker 4: brought up where it's like it's very clear that Tyler
Speaker 4: created his fan base doesn't have this appreciation for important
Speaker 4: black music as Tyler does, which is duh, that's an
Speaker 4: obvious thing. Clearly most of the Tyler's fans are white people,
Speaker 4: especially particularly his modern fans, and Tyler was like.
Speaker 1: He liked the tweet that says, these these sun Dodgers.
Speaker 4: Really don't give a fuck about anything that I talk about, really,
Speaker 4: and people got his fans got mad about that.
Speaker 1: Dodgers, Yes, he said, son Dodgers. He just liked it.
Speaker 4: People now know he tweeted, he posted that, and then
Speaker 4: what you call it? Someone tweeted about the fact that like,
Speaker 4: obviously they don't reallyspect the music that he loves that
Speaker 4: he's made, which is very true, the music he involves
Speaker 4: himself with. And then what happens is people started getting
Speaker 4: mad and they started looking into old Tyler to create
Speaker 4: his Twitter, and as we all know, being that age group,
Speaker 4: Old Tyler Twitter was crazy. It was genuinely like a while,
Speaker 4: He's put a lot of crazy shit, and people got
Speaker 4: mad because it was like the kind of fan bases
Speaker 4: he fostered once upon a time was very obviously people
Speaker 4: that were not respectful to the kind of culture he
Speaker 4: very much so loves. So it was like, this is
Speaker 4: interesting because he's getting his own fan base is like
Speaker 4: coming at him for being like a piece of shit,
Speaker 4: and it's like, dude, that was fourteen fifteen years ago
Speaker 4: when he.
Speaker 6: Was they probably liked it. I don't think so, I
Speaker 6: don't think. I don't think his modern fans are his
Speaker 6: older fans. So you think the ones, but the ones
Speaker 6: that are complaining of the modern fans to be okay,
Speaker 6: because oh I knew about this shit. I just felt
Speaker 6: like you knew about this shit, you know, like we
Speaker 6: were all aware of that. But like, I mean, okay,
Speaker 6: I mean that makes sense. I just I just think
Speaker 6: of like I guess I was just thinking of, like
Speaker 6: I not know, the ones that like the older shit
Speaker 6: would be the ones that would be this crazy on
Speaker 6: line is basically how I feel.
Speaker 4: But also the new one's gonna be crazy to you
Speaker 4: know what's crazy? I think I think a lot of
Speaker 4: his older fans have departed from his being really big
Speaker 4: fan but he was probably boring because I'm not a
Speaker 4: big fan of like I'm I'm not a big fan
Speaker 4: of Talic anymore.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I was a huge fan of his when I was younger.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you liked him when he was like saying like
Speaker 6: really fucked up stuff.
Speaker 4: I like, I liked what his music wasn't as a
Speaker 4: pillowy as it is now, still sucking dick and fucking
Speaker 4: male butts in the same closet that Tyler Prady gets
Speaker 4: his close from.
Speaker 6: I don't know, just just being super homophobic. That was funny.
Speaker 4: It was funny, and it was I.
Speaker 6: Was we got what do you say about Jesus or something?
Speaker 6: And younkers, what do you say? I don't remember, I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 6: He just got like people got really fucking mad because
Speaker 6: he said something like sacrilegious.
Speaker 4: You just called subsecular bitch and sweet just.
Speaker 1: Call what he's saying. He'll remember. Yeah, fucking younkers man,
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 4: That was a was a wild breakout. That was a
Speaker 4: wild breakout. But yeah, so he's going through the throws
Speaker 4: and everybody, and what happens is that all the black
Speaker 4: people that are that know about him are like, oh dah, dude,
Speaker 4: your fan base is never no one, no one that
Speaker 4: respected your culture was really your fans other than the
Speaker 4: people that look like you. Other than that, it's like,
Speaker 4: clearly they don't give a fuck about any of the
Speaker 4: ship you're talking about when it comes to music, you know,
Speaker 4: like no one, no one cares about the fucking reverends.
Speaker 4: He has to need a baker and fucking Celine dionce
Speaker 4: by that his music because it's just that's not what
Speaker 4: they're there for, especially his modern fans unfortunately. Like I
Speaker 4: love flower Boy, and that's where I jumped off the
Speaker 4: bandwag in the face because I just didn't like Igor
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 6: I see, you know, I feel like it's interesting. What
Speaker 6: the fuck san luis obese bo dude?
Speaker 1: The phones are unusable now bad.
Speaker 6: It's like I have the fan calls all the time,
Speaker 6: I have the thing the block her, but then I
Speaker 6: fucking it fucks up my what you call it whatever?
Speaker 1: My real ship?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my doctor's call, and I'm like, fuck, I didn't
Speaker 4: answer my doctor's call.
Speaker 6: Yeah, crazy you kind of you can't use it, but yeah,
Speaker 6: I know it's I know's it's annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah you you got did you find it?
Speaker 5: I couldn't find that. I was trying to find the name.
Speaker 4: You ever heard troncrat rape or pregnant bit. Just of
Speaker 4: my friends had a threesomes? Yah, yeah, just that era
Speaker 4: of him was like but that was all of them,
Speaker 4: and clearly you know that what you call it, Earl left.
Speaker 4: Earl had got to put up somewhere. He got his detention,
Speaker 4: not the tension, but like rehabilitation thing, and yeah, it
Speaker 4: was different. He was like, oh, I don't think this
Speaker 4: is funny anymore. I worked with women that faced this
Speaker 4: mestic abuse. Yeah, he got I don't like this no more.
Speaker 4: And he was like already logged out well before everybody else.
Speaker 6: Do you think that many people hit him up? The
Speaker 6: suck sucker dicks who Earl?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why because of his d s ls?
Speaker 6: Do you think do you think the interesting looking creature
Speaker 6: do you think do you think like many many of
Speaker 6: the people were just like, hey man, you know his
Speaker 6: lips are kind of crazy, like you can, I can
Speaker 6: I borrow unfortunate it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I think I think I very much, So go on
Speaker 4: Deadline saying this. I think he is a much better
Speaker 4: rapper than most rappers we have right now. I think
Speaker 4: he's better than Kendrick as a rapper. I think when
Speaker 4: it comes to album making, Kendrick makes more fluid albums
Speaker 4: one hundred percent. But I think Earl is just a
Speaker 4: better rapper than Kendrick. I'll die on that hill. I don't,
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's a shocking thing to say because
Speaker 6: of how much reverence there was for Earl and back
Speaker 6: to the in the day.
Speaker 1: It was little too from my name is Earl or no,
Speaker 1: yeah close close, they won't have the same name getting
Speaker 1: mixed up Jason Lee or whatever that I thought it
Speaker 1: was Earl. I thought it was sweats. My name is Earl.
Speaker 10: That was like a Sidefeld situation where like that was
Speaker 10: also his real name. Oh you know, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 10: I think you just changed the game. I think that's
Speaker 10: I think that's true. Actually, how many people have done that?
Speaker 10: I have had sitcoms that was their real name? Like
Speaker 10: a few my name is, my name is Earl Jones,
Speaker 10: fucking insane. I feel like that's having a lot though.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're absolutely right, because I think even
Speaker 4: Fraser's name was Frazier is.
Speaker 6: Bill Cosby Bill Huxtable and uh Huxtable Yeah not Cosby?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: God, I loved fucking A New World. That was my ship, dude,
Speaker 4: what new world? A different world at a different world
Speaker 4: because of because of Linette's spin off.
Speaker 1: Okay, that sent me flash but show no, I just
Speaker 1: reminded me of what you said. What you said reminded
Speaker 1: me of like that fucking that fake m r PG
Speaker 1: that never came out, that was always advertising all the
Speaker 1: gaming New World that was like different like Different World
Speaker 1: or something. I think it was called something very similar
Speaker 1: to that. It never came out.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm still waiting for that fucking human game
Speaker 6: where you know.
Speaker 1: The guy that was never make came outside.
Speaker 6: I came out I think in like the three sixty
Speaker 6: Days or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm waiting for Too Human two. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was like in development he human too to to
Speaker 5: Human to Human.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. I saw that. I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I play.
Speaker 5: I remember playing the demo and being like this is bad.
Speaker 4: This is bad.
Speaker 6: I saw a game plan. I was like, I'm bad.
Speaker 6: Demos were such a fucking angering experienced man.
Speaker 1: I hated.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is this? I had
Speaker 4: to download this ship it was balls.
Speaker 1: I see that game.
Speaker 6: I don't know what it's called, but it was the
Speaker 6: your You're an Astec war hunting down piece of the Doors.
Speaker 1: It's like you remember that.
Speaker 6: It was like this fucking like indie game because you've
Speaker 6: talked about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what what say? So I say it again? I
Speaker 1: genuinely hear did you say speaking span?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: Well, on that note, I play the dude.
Speaker 1: If they called it, they weren't even that yet.
Speaker 6: It's crazy, not even that yet.
Speaker 1: Whatever, that is very true. On that note, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll move on to somequestions. Yeah, from patients
Speaker 1: over a Patreon our comp slash snart tank when everything
Speaker 1: go over there join at any tear, ask us some
Speaker 1: fucking questions, toss us what was the matter you had? Something? Lily?
Speaker 4: Lily was asking me a dumb ass question, right, She
Speaker 4: was like, would you would you let Superman punch you
Speaker 4: in your jaw? For ten billion dollars? And I was like,
Speaker 4: does he have to hit you as hard as he can?
Speaker 4: Or can he moderate his strength?
Speaker 1: What does this mean? So?
Speaker 6: Can he hit you with a zero point one percent
Speaker 6: of like his hour?
Speaker 4: Because they can they can control. Yeah, they can control
Speaker 4: the limits of their strength.
Speaker 1: They couldn't. They'd be mad.
Speaker 4: I would do it.
Speaker 1: I would do it, but like because I think Superman
Speaker 1: would have He wouldn't kill me, he wouldn't try to
Speaker 1: kill me.
Speaker 6: But what would he would he?
Speaker 1: Like treat you?
Speaker 6: Like Batman and make sure that you die, like twenty.
Speaker 1: Years kind of guy. I feel like he's not that
Speaker 1: kind of guy.
Speaker 6: But the thing is that, like, I mean, people forget
Speaker 6: that he when he I guess when you're just a
Speaker 6: regular person, a normal guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah he's not, He's not.
Speaker 6: He's not gonna land near Chris, break the fucking general area,
Speaker 6: walk up to him and then hit him and.
Speaker 4: Chris turns with the dust what if?
Speaker 1: So uh? He hates Chris like this is dark side sun,
Speaker 1: this is dark side.
Speaker 6: Crying and and he needs to be dealt with.
Speaker 1: And then you know, he's like, are you saying that
Speaker 1: you're gonna brainwash him into making him dark side?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? That's so many running away from him and like him,
Speaker 6: just this strong everything. He's like, Brian's really slow for
Speaker 6: some reason. Glasses, he's shape shifting right now. He's trying
Speaker 6: to blend in with the you think I don't see you, you dumb.
Speaker 1: The nerve whins up and he.
Speaker 6: Misses for some reason, and the general areas devastating, completely gone.
Speaker 6: Everything after your face is god.
Speaker 1: The nerve of your friends sabotaging that or laughing this
Speaker 1: is so funny. Oh, Chris is about to get ten
Speaker 1: billion dollars. Yeah, just by like taking like a point
Speaker 1: six point barely anything percent strength punch from Superman. Let's
Speaker 1: hypnotize him into thinking that he's a real dangerous threat
Speaker 1: because there he punches him way hard. As if if
Speaker 1: I got ten billion dollars, your lives wouldn't also dramatically improve.
Speaker 1: I don't need ten I barely need one billion dollars.
Speaker 6: Maybe I've seen Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm raising everybody up with me. But you're like, Noah,
Speaker 1: I got it, I got an idea. Jealous's let's kill him.
Speaker 1: Basically what they're all poor.
Speaker 6: What makes it worse is that you're dragging two parties
Speaker 6: into it, like you're also making Superman a murderer and
Speaker 6: murdering your friend. He's killed before. It's fine, he's killed before,
Speaker 6: but like people, he's needed to. Yeah, but he got
Speaker 6: his defense, his heath thought he needed to, so it's okay.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, this reminds me.
Speaker 1: Before we get into questions, we're talking a little bit
Speaker 1: about something before the show. Then I wanted to I
Speaker 1: wanted to pick the audience's brain, and I want to
Speaker 1: see what the audience thinks of this. So if you
Speaker 1: if you have something to say to this. I want
Speaker 1: to read the comments. Let me say the fun up seriously, yes,
Speaker 1: so relax. So uh. You know, women always get credit
Speaker 1: for like women can create life or whatever. Fucking what
Speaker 1: big deal. But like the thing for me is like
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like men can create life
Speaker 1: too through violence.
Speaker 4: I think men and women create life. Met me, I think,
Speaker 4: but that's not a fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me sell. Let them cook.
Speaker 5: So women give birthday create life.
Speaker 1: I feel like, if I let me put it this way, Kingston,
Speaker 1: Kingston is Kingston right now, in this very moment. If
Speaker 1: I had like a nine iron right or like some
Speaker 1: kind of strong a weapon and I hit you right,
Speaker 1: like in the right we're just the right amount of
Speaker 1: force in the right part of your fucking head, you'd
Speaker 1: you'd be like, who am I? Yeah, you'd be like
Speaker 1: you'd be a I could convince you that you were
Speaker 1: now like Tim you know, prospecting pool now, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: And then you'd study and you'd become a different party.
Speaker 5: I'd be essentially be creating a new life within you.
Speaker 4: You'd create you create a new life in a sense
Speaker 4: of like my going zones would be different.
Speaker 1: You're I would create a new line.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't because think of it like this, right, if
Speaker 4: we buy if we buy a Lego set, right, and
Speaker 4: we create a bout with the Lego set, sure, and
Speaker 4: then we throw that Lego set on the floor and
Speaker 4: then create a dial though with it. Sure that the
Speaker 4: same Lego set is that it got reshaped into.
Speaker 1: It's a new thing.
Speaker 6: The greater construction is a new thing, but it's still
Speaker 6: the same Lego set. Socially, that's all that matters about.
Speaker 1: Socially.
Speaker 4: Now get out your step, get out of get out
Speaker 4: of step.
Speaker 6: Oh I would rather watch that if someone was just
Speaker 6: instead of being weasley, they were just obnoxious about it,
Speaker 6: like no, no, that doesn't count, No, no, you can't
Speaker 6: use that.
Speaker 5: What do you think about the ice rays? What do
Speaker 5: you think about the ice words?
Speaker 1: Exactly dumb dropping.
Speaker 6: It's not hot. I don't need ice.
Speaker 1: There's no ice. I said, might drinkga you're talking about
Speaker 1: just throw a drink in their face?
Speaker 6: How about that ice throws acid? He has he has
Speaker 6: a glass with an ice cuban of some sort of
Speaker 6: material and acid, and then he gets mad because he
Speaker 6: throws this guy that's like you're crying stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: That's a good emergency with you. It's a good emergency
Speaker 1: debate tactic. Whenever you're losing, just pull out the cup.
Speaker 5: Of acid, the fucking gas he's been sipping the whole
Speaker 5: like them.
Speaker 6: Is like the pump is expanding slightly.
Speaker 4: Explains a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know in PS one game is how like the
Speaker 1: geometry of some characters like well they're moving will like
Speaker 1: kind of like ship.
Speaker 5: Really quick stretch because it's like it's it doesn't really
Speaker 5: quite know how to like maintains like that. That's what's
Speaker 5: happening with the cup.
Speaker 4: I would love that debates where people are just like,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up, and the guy as it keeps talking,
Speaker 4: he just grabs fucking I don't know, modify it from
Speaker 4: his leg throws.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get so nervous with that couple of water
Speaker 1: rank any of it. It is kind of it's just
Speaker 1: been steady there as like a hazard. He asked for it,
Speaker 1: and then it's just.
Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna drink it when I need
Speaker 4: to drink it.
Speaker 1: Obviously.
Speaker 6: It's like it is making me nervous a little bit too.
Speaker 6: I was like, are you guys nervous about water not being.
Speaker 1: Pussy because you're gonna move your hand and it's gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna launch it, and it's gonna fly right into
Speaker 1: my pc'nap into its glass. The glass will land perfectly,
Speaker 1: and then it'll slowly pour over everything. Oh no, it's broken.
Speaker 5: Oh no, thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: Shit.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about how like if my PC broke out upset,
Speaker 4: I'd be and I'd be like, well that would really
Speaker 4: I'm really furioust my.
Speaker 6: Ass because I've I'm like, oh I'm i've I'm good
Speaker 6: right now, like every you know, and then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, unnecessary expense would be out of it.
Speaker 1: That is the ever somebody gets a new car and
Speaker 1: then they immediately wreck it immediately.
Speaker 6: And I have seen people drive off the lot of
Speaker 6: cars and get it, particularly in Glendale, California.
Speaker 5: Interested that is, but like I've seen that too, dude.
Speaker 4: You know how much do you so? A car off
Speaker 4: the lot is meaning like forty percent less in general?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 6: Obvious people don't get that insurance. They're usually on their
Speaker 6: way to get the insurt.
Speaker 1: It's crazy about that, is that like that's only true
Speaker 1: for like for cars generally speaking, like that amount of depreciation.
Speaker 4: Oh, like how quickly they yeah, how quickly they appreciate.
Speaker 1: But it's also it's the only thing that we acknowledge
Speaker 1: that that's true about, because that is true for everything,
Speaker 1: like when a house is when you when a house
Speaker 1: is off the market, it does literally depreciate value. We've
Speaker 1: just somehow agreed that it doesn't.
Speaker 6: It's because of the they reappreciate.
Speaker 4: They appreciate later on the houses in general, so it's
Speaker 4: like a it's like a right, but not really though,
Speaker 4: they do appreciating value.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is because of what we've set up,
Speaker 1: that's how it works. So I'm saying literally.
Speaker 6: By structure, like the moment a house is done being built,
Speaker 6: it's already closer to it's already starting its decline.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's so stupid as well.
Speaker 6: That's true of everything.
Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying. We only acknowledge that's true
Speaker 5: about cars.
Speaker 1: But that's so it's dumb. Was like, Okay, let's funnel
Speaker 1: all of our acceptances of this concept into the car
Speaker 1: and not acknowledge.
Speaker 4: That for everything. It is dumb for everything, But it's
Speaker 4: also the law of like.
Speaker 6: Well, duh, you hear what he's saying, because like when
Speaker 6: all depreciating it price is gonna blowup one day.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, yeah, like within your lifetime, your house
Speaker 1: will depreciate in literal value, not like in the value
Speaker 1: that we give a literal constitution. Yes, as the ship
Speaker 1: that my parents have had to deal with with our
Speaker 1: house is insane. Like oh fucking wasps tunnel into the
Speaker 1: fucking walls. Oh fucking the boiler almost exploded. Oh fucking
Speaker 1: x y. You know what, Like there's like a million things.
Speaker 5: Oh the fucking water that's been soaking.
Speaker 1: Into the ground because it's been raining so much.
Speaker 5: It's like bleeding through the basement walls.
Speaker 1: Oh sick. You know. All of those, By the way,
Speaker 1: way worse than the ways in which a car depreciates
Speaker 1: generally for the most part. Yeah, because cars, at least
Speaker 1: can they get recalled. They get like, oh, something's wrong,
Speaker 1: we got to bring it in and fix it. They
Speaker 1: don't do the house. If something's wrong with the house.
Speaker 1: It's like, fuck you, dude.
Speaker 4: Think about cars that they're I think I agree, but
Speaker 4: like cars are meant to be things that work, and.
Speaker 1: I understand, I I understand the concept, you're taking it out,
Speaker 1: you're risking it consistently.
Speaker 6: I get it.
Speaker 5: I just think it's it's weird that it's like.
Speaker 1: The only thing because everything depreciates immediately.
Speaker 6: If it was more stable, like the way we do
Speaker 6: appraise cars, then it would it would it would be
Speaker 6: much more chill in the way that the housing market
Speaker 6: goes up and down like insanely. So there's times where
Speaker 6: it should just be you should make a lot less
Speaker 6: money when you're selling your house technically because it probably
Speaker 6: is worst off the foundation's worth of worse off. There's
Speaker 6: a lot more risk in buying this house that this
Speaker 6: used house. But because the housing market, you can actually
Speaker 6: make serifically more money.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't do anything even if you don't
Speaker 1: like because my parents we we we you know, we
Speaker 1: rebuilt the basement. We did a bunch of shit to
Speaker 1: the house. But like a lot of people like, you
Speaker 1: can just hold onto it. You can hold onto that house,
Speaker 1: not do anything. You can probably let mold fucking fester
Speaker 1: as long as you hide it. You know, that house
Speaker 1: goes up in value even though it literally is worthless.
Speaker 1: That's that's all I'm saying is because of technically I
Speaker 1: can go and take my car. I can go and
Speaker 1: take my car right, put in a new stereo in it,
Speaker 1: and because I fucked with it.
Speaker 6: It's worth it's worth less.
Speaker 1: Definitely less. Yeah, I honestly find somebody you know off
Speaker 1: the actually supercars.
Speaker 4: But those cars suped up to ship they're worth so
Speaker 4: much less unless they're like a fucking hyper rare version of.
Speaker 1: My ride cars. They always had like the p S
Speaker 1: two in the fucking seat.
Speaker 4: Imagine having one of those.
Speaker 1: Now, well you know what's funny, Well, that would that
Speaker 1: would be interesting. I wonder now it would probably be
Speaker 1: worth a lot.
Speaker 11: Weird.
Speaker 6: It's the lame as fuck.
Speaker 1: When like remember that to sick.
Speaker 4: Remember remember the vans with the screens in the back
Speaker 4: part of your head?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 1: Now you're like, was like that's so cool.
Speaker 6: Now I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: We built the p S two in to the core
Speaker 1: of this car. You can't actually take the PS two out.
Speaker 1: You can't take it out. Sorry, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: open the collapse the car is actually this is you
Speaker 1: thought you were getting a car with a PS two
Speaker 1: integrated into it. What you actually got was a PS
Speaker 1: two that drives. Really, this is primarily a PlayStation dog.
Speaker 1: This is me exhibit.
Speaker 6: If you want to drive this car, you gotta be
Speaker 6: playing the PS two the entire time, yea.
Speaker 1: And you gotta be playing a game that looks like
Speaker 1: the route that you're going. So I hope wherever you're
Speaker 1: going is exactly a ridge racer type for or whatever,
Speaker 1: which means would only go a little tracy.
Speaker 4: I don't know any single exhibit song.
Speaker 1: I know it? Really?
Speaker 4: What song do you know?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, name one real quickly if I can remember it.
Speaker 6: I'm sure at least no pop to exhibit. No, that's
Speaker 6: a good one. That's a good one. That's actually one
Speaker 6: of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Exhibit. That's really interesting.
Speaker 6: Paparazzi you've heard, remember it. It's the shame niggas in
Speaker 6: the rap game only for the money and the fame
Speaker 6: actually large, you never and it has that soothing beat.
Speaker 6: I am, and.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves me, the paparazzi. I am.
Speaker 12: I'm exhibiting exhibit.
Speaker 1: Look at me and yo.
Speaker 5: Platinum selling artists.
Speaker 6: Two in your car? Due there are They took.
Speaker 5: The p S twos back by the way when they
Speaker 5: were done Philmings.
Speaker 1: They're crazy. You're lying. No, I'm dead serious. The whole premise,
Speaker 1: I yes, or like a lot of that fancy ship,
Speaker 1: specifically with game consoles. If they had a game console
Speaker 1: in the car and that was like shows you like,
Speaker 1: they would show it to you and then they would
Speaker 1: they would take the PS two back. It was like
Speaker 1: exhibits PS two or something, and then they were like,
Speaker 1: get your own PS I, I gotta play. You don't
Speaker 1: know any I don't know what about x.
Speaker 6: X rearrange the whole game with my rugged sound X.
Speaker 6: I won't even say your own name when I come around?
Speaker 1: What about back to back? Front? Sorry? Front to back?
Speaker 6: Oh no, let's get drunken fust show. Please stop running
Speaker 6: your mouth.
Speaker 1: Let's go. That's great.
Speaker 6: I love hip hop so much, but where I'm from,
Speaker 6: niggas dot beef never know when the outcome.
Speaker 1: Without one. I genuinely only knew exhibit from that show.
Speaker 1: I never heard of anywhere.
Speaker 6: What about get your Walk on? You know what?
Speaker 1: I know him from me?
Speaker 13: I also the one that he did with was with
Speaker 13: in Temptation or something, and we run and we run,
Speaker 13: then we run.
Speaker 6: It actually was kind of cool. I actually used to running. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we're building up.
Speaker 1: I just remember he says like he's not only car
Speaker 1: only to me, he's more orient than a lot of
Speaker 1: He's dude restless.
Speaker 6: Classic West Coast album came out in like two thousands,
Speaker 6: thousand and one or something like that.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's from the better Coast where there's better.
Speaker 6: Solid fucking album. And like you had a play taking
Speaker 6: on your bike and looks on he's on the highway.
Speaker 1: Of the That was that the dude who was like
Speaker 1: driving his bike like on on the one ten or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're like just creamed into some guy and flipping the
Speaker 1: bike landed on It's crazy. He was on a police
Speaker 1: he was running away.
Speaker 6: Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 4: It was actually kind of sad he was.
Speaker 1: He was on an exhibit bike. He was he took it.
Speaker 5: He took his bike and it was like pit my
Speaker 5: bike exhibit.
Speaker 4: And he's like yeah, yeah, like thirty I'm like forty eight.
Speaker 1: There's a game cub on here. I look at that.
Speaker 1: Put a game on that work. First of all, I
Speaker 1: like the idea that like even still to this day,
Speaker 1: the show is still going on, Like let's say like
Speaker 1: they're still getting Yeah, pit by right is still going on.
Speaker 1: In twenty five and they're like, yo, we got a
Speaker 1: game cube. You got a GameCube. This thing can run.
Speaker 1: It's only plays only play Bloody Roar three, and that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 6: We actually broke it can only plays well, you broke breaking,
Speaker 6: like you.
Speaker 4: Broke it in there that the idea is that you
Speaker 4: can only play like four games.
Speaker 1: We wielded the CD thing shuts the only game that
Speaker 1: you can play, and then it gets to lose. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta shake the disc back into it.
Speaker 1: It's almost like trying to get a guitar pick out
Speaker 1: of a fucking guitar.
Speaker 6: We also welded the controller into the seats, so you know,
Speaker 6: good look backs you playing it.
Speaker 4: Gotta play with your ball.
Speaker 6: She's just like you're like touching the seats like trying
Speaker 6: to control it. No, no, we're not even talking about
Speaker 6: where the screen is there. Anyway, you had to sign
Speaker 6: this contraint is down the windshield the whole of a bike.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So it's like it's like it's like a
Speaker 1: little inward listen dog.
Speaker 6: We know you're having engine troubles, so we replaced your
Speaker 6: engine with six p S three's and uh I gave
Speaker 6: you and a half and half I gave you and
Speaker 6: a half.
Speaker 1: It kind of works. I heard you were trying to
Speaker 1: go for a more rusting vibes. So your engines actually
Speaker 1: just six hamsters running.
Speaker 4: In a circle, fucking starving.
Speaker 1: They're in rough se dog.
Speaker 6: You're having trouble with your combustble engine. So instead we
Speaker 6: replaced it with a sick combustible hamsters.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you have with your combustible edges, and we put
Speaker 14: a it's a bomb.
Speaker 6: You had to be well, we put in fucking eight bombs, yeah, eight,
Speaker 6: but we decided to.
Speaker 4: Replace it with a v eight vegetable jas. Instead, we
Speaker 4: put seven nuclear warheads in your fucking bike. And it's like,
Speaker 4: what drive this? This is juice.
Speaker 6: So they're trying, they're trying to crush. They will us
Speaker 6: juice juice and canting inside the immediately, just juice everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that show would have been great if they
Speaker 1: could have kept it going and just let it correne
Speaker 1: into this space.
Speaker 4: If the next series will be next shibit.
Speaker 6: Next shibbit, Yeah, exhibit, we gotta ask him to do
Speaker 6: that show.
Speaker 4: Exhibit Where the are you right now?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 6: Come here?
Speaker 5: Probably retired on he's probably chilling.
Speaker 1: He's like he released music recently really yeah, how recent.
Speaker 6: Like last year I think and this year, no specifically
Speaker 6: this year. Actually we're putting just singles. We would it
Speaker 6: actually is an album.
Speaker 4: What the I mean? I'm even months one point one
Speaker 4: eight million.
Speaker 6: His third most popular song is and We Run from
Speaker 6: Him timptation that makes sense twenty nine million, and then
Speaker 6: my Name interesting in my name?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 6: Really that's the second most popular. X is the most
Speaker 6: This one you don't remember? This beat has a fucking
Speaker 6: snoop dog just sang a bunch of bullshit at the
Speaker 6: end of it with xes, a bunch of alliterations.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. Remember this beat? Yes, I do I
Speaker 1: know this? That's a classic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good times man, that's back when that's back when
Speaker 4: life was on the rest of my life, it was
Speaker 4: there was.
Speaker 1: An illusion down and it.
Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy? Isn't it crazy that the world was
Speaker 4: prettier once more?
Speaker 1: A time to you? That's always true though it was.
Speaker 1: It's always getting worse because it's more fucking toxic. Ship
Speaker 1: in the air.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the future is the flow of pretty you know,
Speaker 4: like when you go into a new place and it's
Speaker 4: like it shines in a way it doesn't when you're
Speaker 4: drawn completely disregard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just saying like the future is always less bright,
Speaker 6: like when you look back, and things always seem brighter
Speaker 6: as as you gets as you go forward. Unfortunately, because now,
Speaker 6: especially unfortunately, since we're living, wants.
Speaker 1: To live through history, you know, right, and you want
Speaker 1: to read about it.
Speaker 6: We thought we were done with time trajectory, which suggests
Speaker 6: we would be at a place where we had you know,
Speaker 6: self like automation and then universal basic income, like machines
Speaker 6: are taking care of labor. That's what time would suggest.
Speaker 6: But you know, the powers that be made sure that
Speaker 6: didn't happen, and uh, well, so it could have happened,
Speaker 6: if you know the people are I think people are dumb.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do the problem of this?
Speaker 1: I think I can blame all that on trans people
Speaker 1: and immigrants. That all on them. It's fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, when I think about it. I was watching
Speaker 4: Dady Vans and he said that trans people and immigrants
Speaker 4: are the problem.
Speaker 6: Listen, Doug, I built your entire new car out of
Speaker 6: trans and immigrants, poor unfortunate people, duct tape together, car
Speaker 6: runs on transjuice. They're gonna do is uh, grab me
Speaker 6: to a pope.
Speaker 1: You know you gotta do?
Speaker 6: Is grab a transfer just for I didn't rub its?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's yeah, I don't know how I feel
Speaker 1: about that exhibit.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you feel about it.
Speaker 1: Carry off, sign the contract, but.
Speaker 6: What's on his album and then turns it up and
Speaker 6: just doesn't care what you say anymore. The person's eyeball
Speaker 6: hard and then twist their fucking groin and turn.
Speaker 1: Off the music. Bame, bam, bam.
Speaker 4: I was a rapper, you know what, he's crazy?
Speaker 6: There really was he? Why did was he even chosen?
Speaker 6: I wonder he was affordable thing?
Speaker 4: I think he was affordable enough. Also that like that
Speaker 4: supercar culture is very big over.
Speaker 1: You by what I shouldn't say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you're talking about that area.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's right fucking that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Exhibit Okay, okay, so we we we started questions a
Speaker 1: while ago. We didn't read any of them.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we started talking about exhibit.
Speaker 1: My riding.
Speaker 6: That's gotta be.
Speaker 4: The like the thumbnail.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what hit my exhibit? What is it?
Speaker 9: What exhibit my exhibit?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm on fire.
Speaker 1: Hit my bike? I don't know. We figure out something.
Speaker 1: I do. I do love the idea. It's just some
Speaker 1: fucking god for saken piece of ship bike or just
Speaker 1: some absurd it's.
Speaker 6: Literally a bicycle, but listen, just way too much ship
Speaker 6: on it.
Speaker 1: Tca rode In says, Hey, gang hurt. The craziest thing
Speaker 1: from a horror related podcast isn't dead pixel. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: no good uh? I heard the craziest thing from a
Speaker 1: horror related podcast. One of the hosts of this podcast
Speaker 1: was friends with this kid who wore a bandana a
Speaker 1: banana costume for school events, just for fun. It was
Speaker 1: so popular that someone proceeded to rip off his bit,
Speaker 1: so now that it's so there were now two guys
Speaker 1: wearing banana costumes. Years later. The guy who stole the
Speaker 1: original kid's bit was part of January sixth. I have
Speaker 1: no questions, but I just wanted to tell you this.
Speaker 16: That that's imagine like you see you you were that kid, right,
Speaker 16: and you'd like started that bit and then you just
Speaker 16: retired it and somebody else ripped it off, and then
Speaker 16: you see that guy on the on on January sixth,
Speaker 16: I'm wearing a banana suit and everybody calls He's like, yo,
Speaker 16: are you.
Speaker 1: A January sixth? Was like, no, that's that's Connor probably
Speaker 1: Wait was he wasn't in the Banana stude at January.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I'm assuming you.
Speaker 6: Might have been that guy with the fucking Buffalo homead on.
Speaker 6: Oh that yeah, that whatever guy. I don't remember his name.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think uh, I imagine him in the
Speaker 1: band actually went the riot, So.
Speaker 6: I would be very upset that I've never seen any
Speaker 6: footage of Banana man at fucking He was shot on site,
Speaker 6: he was down immediately, and they just they opened fire.
Speaker 6: That's why the cops didn't kill any of them. Well
Speaker 6: they killed that one chick.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't count him because they thought he was
Speaker 1: a real banana. So it's like, oh, we didn't kill
Speaker 1: anybody that's a banana.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they but they like they had no more ammunition.
Speaker 6: That's why they didnt shoot anybody, right.
Speaker 1: They unloaded into the banana.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was one other girl that got shot, but
Speaker 6: that was that dude's last bullet.
Speaker 1: He was like, fucking on that one.
Speaker 6: Bullet, I gotta really save it. And then some crazy
Speaker 6: bitch trying to climb through the window would that's actually
Speaker 6: what I actually saw was I don't know if you
Speaker 6: ever saw the footage. I think her name is actually
Speaker 6: bab It or something like that. Like he came up
Speaker 6: and put it in her eye, like he was pushing
Speaker 6: her eye back, and then he pulled the trigger.
Speaker 1: Is that true? That sounds that sounds very so brutal.
Speaker 6: There's where that's part where the fucking where the clip
Speaker 6: the trigger is. It's stop.
Speaker 1: Also is the orbital boat imagining, which is really crazy.
Speaker 1: The barrel, the barrel goes in, yes, touching the brain basically,
Speaker 1: but the eye is still in the in the middle
Speaker 1: of the gun.
Speaker 5: So like, yeah, exactly, that's horrified.
Speaker 4: Jesus, that's gonna be. That's gonna be in the history books.
Speaker 4: My nephew is gonna read, which is hilarious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, after this wave is done and we started.
Speaker 5: He just put down a claim war either that glamor
Speaker 5: in front of that.
Speaker 6: Door, lightning on her actually lightning fucking horde mode and
Speaker 6: starts saying, oh fucking next wave begins in thirty seconds
Speaker 6: and gears three years three. There's a he had a yeah,
Speaker 6: he had like hole blode traps.
Speaker 15: He had like oh yeah, the home alone but during
Speaker 15: the during j Ray six is awesome? Is the capital
Speaker 15: bill try to protect?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin McAllister.
Speaker 4: I was watching Cabin in the Woods and I paused
Speaker 4: for some wild reason. One of the niggas in the
Speaker 4: box of the village is Kevin McAllister. He's in there,
Speaker 4: and I was like, that's Kevin McAllister, straight up.
Speaker 5: Kevin McAllister is in kell in the Woods.
Speaker 6: Kevin McAllister, remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember the leftard. I remember like the weird dance
Speaker 1: like the left what do you call it?
Speaker 6: A few of the dead I are there, but one
Speaker 6: of them, I'm dancer, is Kevin mccallus.
Speaker 1: That can't be riding credit. If he would get a credit,
Speaker 1: if he if that, if he if that that, the
Speaker 1: image of that character is probably owned by the image
Speaker 1: of I think Macauaychaulkins wouldn't see any any revenue from that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. I'm just assuming based on
Speaker 5: like what I know about how people in that industry.
Speaker 1: Get screwed over.
Speaker 4: Kevin mc Kevin McAllister being chained uppended in the air
Speaker 4: and it's like, don't drop anything near. If he drops here,
Speaker 4: we'll turn the trap and he'll kill her, but everybody
Speaker 4: because we don't have freaking what you call it? What
Speaker 4: are they called again, Marnie and Jim or something like that.
Speaker 4: What are they called?
Speaker 1: Marv, Marvin, Harry and.
Speaker 4: Harry, Harney and Jim. I got Marnie from fucking Dune.
Speaker 4: We don't have their durability. We will die.
Speaker 1: The Kevin in the movie The Cavin in the Woods
Speaker 1: refers to a monster option from the facility's whiteboard, not
Speaker 1: to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone.
Speaker 4: It's Kevin.
Speaker 1: There's no Kevin McAllister and Home Kevin.
Speaker 4: He's one of the monsters. You don't want to believe
Speaker 4: it because you're scared.
Speaker 1: I would believe.
Speaker 4: You're scared to finally acknowledge what Kevin McAllister is.
Speaker 5: That's fun.
Speaker 4: It's okay to be afraid of him.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 5: If Kevin macowson really wasn't that would be awesome.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 4: Do you think, do you really really this is real?
Speaker 1: This is real? Ship?
Speaker 4: Do you think if there was a tower defense from
Speaker 4: the zombies from World War Z and you play it
Speaker 4: was you and Kevin mcow.
Speaker 1: He began on?
Speaker 4: Dude, I think Kevin.
Speaker 5: Kevin's gone like a child.
Speaker 6: But he's also if he's given the He was saved.
Speaker 1: By an old man with a shovel. They were about
Speaker 1: to eat that kid like he was gonna be easy.
Speaker 6: They were gonna eat him because he wasn't bloodlusted. He
Speaker 6: was ridiculous.
Speaker 4: If he wanted blood, he would wait.
Speaker 6: Ah he has well he didn't. He just has to
Speaker 6: have his fortress and then he'll be good.
Speaker 1: If you put him in the fortress, he can stop
Speaker 1: like I don't know, probably the rapture fucking won helms
Speaker 1: Helm's Deep. What's the Battle of Helm?
Speaker 4: Yeah, helms Deep, like he would have like dog, we
Speaker 4: don't want to go, and where he's gonna die?
Speaker 6: This fucked up fucking Kevin cows legless. I got this.
Speaker 6: He moves legs the way like go home, dude, just
Speaker 6: just go home. He had a son he made full
Speaker 6: into a ditch and then the sun appear next to me.
Speaker 6: I don't know how he did that was imagine.
Speaker 1: Ninety five grassy Gutter Road. Long Meadow wrote in he says,
Speaker 1: what is this? Greetings tick ticker locus and brumach what
Speaker 1: what what's the most egregious thing? What's the most egregious
Speaker 1: thing you've seen somebody do with something that they bought.
Speaker 1: I had a friend purchased I had a friend who
Speaker 1: purchased a sealed copy of Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast
Speaker 1: last year, and this motherfucker opened it because he wanted
Speaker 1: to play it. I have out leapt through my microphone
Speaker 1: through discord and out into his neck, out into his
Speaker 1: neck of the woods to reverted him back to the
Speaker 1: state of being a fetus it. Uh. I probably would
Speaker 1: have done the same thing. I want to play it.
Speaker 5: Here, I can reseal this.
Speaker 6: I mean, why not why not just buy a used one?
Speaker 5: You know, I was pirateing I guess really that and also.
Speaker 1: Just steal it to steal it just wasn't pay because
Speaker 1: that plays that he paid full price for like open
Speaker 1: cop that's or like a sealed copy. That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 6: Don't remember there being any like significance around that time
Speaker 6: when it actually came out. It is all the people
Speaker 6: that least. I just might have missed it because I
Speaker 6: I played it, I rinted it.
Speaker 1: And I was like this sucks, and then I was
Speaker 1: done with that. I don't remember there being like much
Speaker 1: of at all.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just interesting that like I just don't remember
Speaker 6: the way that people talk about it. I just I
Speaker 6: missed that whole thing. I'm a Sonic fan to a degree,
Speaker 6: so a lot too much, so a lot, And I
Speaker 6: imagine that like that's a really important game because I
Speaker 6: like Sonic, but I never like googled Sonic and I
Speaker 6: think that saved me from a lot of like trajectory
Speaker 6: that would have been pretty detrimental to young.
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 6: It's just in the same way magmat x when they
Speaker 6: went three D, they they had a three D a
Speaker 6: MAGMATX seven. I was just like it.
Speaker 1: Immediately. I was like.
Speaker 4: A little tummy, I need.
Speaker 6: Fucking old school fucking just just side scrolling. That's like
Speaker 6: Sonic Mania was awesome to me, you know, like shit
Speaker 6: like that, even even fucking when I played Mega maat
Speaker 6: x eight, because they did side scrolling, but it was
Speaker 6: just in like kind of three D graphics still didn't
Speaker 6: much better, but it just nah, man, there's something about
Speaker 6: like that old sprite shit just uh fucking charming.
Speaker 4: I would love if things went back to two D,
Speaker 4: Like if games in general took us to a step
Speaker 4: back to us two D animation, that'd be really.
Speaker 6: Fun, Like so like I I had a lot of
Speaker 6: fun playing Blasphemous.
Speaker 1: I don't play the second one.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but like shit like that, like where there's
Speaker 6: a lot of cool like indies projects or even like
Speaker 6: obviously see what.
Speaker 1: People really think of Hollow Night and stuff and and
Speaker 1: the Silk Song, and I hate that.
Speaker 4: I think Hollow Night is better than Messer metroight now.
Speaker 4: It really bothers me.
Speaker 1: Like one of the more Metro.
Speaker 6: I tried playing recently, probably a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 6: and I honestly was kind of.
Speaker 1: Super Metroid and I was like, I'm good. I was.
Speaker 1: I really was like, I'm not into this anymore.
Speaker 4: It's kind of crazy. I love that game so much,
Speaker 4: but I probably probably after playing Holland I'll be like
Speaker 4: this is a little stale, and that would hurt me
Speaker 4: so very really for me.
Speaker 6: What it is, though, is the the eerie and ominous
Speaker 6: tones and stuff is cool, but it's it's like I'm
Speaker 6: still back in the day. The things that I noticed
Speaker 6: that I play over and over into my adulthood have
Speaker 6: a banger soundtrack. So like when I'm playing Streets of
Speaker 6: Rah two, when I'm playing fucking Sonic, when I'm playing
Speaker 6: Mega MYNX is whatever, Like there is a banger soundtrack
Speaker 6: and like turn that soundtrack off. It kind of really
Speaker 6: devalues the gameplay, like it really does. It's funny up,
Speaker 6: yeah it's it's still fun, but I'm also like it's
Speaker 6: a game that soundtrack is like entirely encapsulates me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have one. The soundtrack is
Speaker 1: like why I play it? Or leisure Suit Larry? Is
Speaker 1: that really? Do you actually know that? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a real thing. You know,
Speaker 1: leaser shoot leisure Suit Larry. You know, I've heard the name,
Speaker 1: but I don't actually know it. It's like a porn game,
Speaker 1: I think, or like not a porn game, but it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's one of those like Raunch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they came out for PS two, so I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Been a real porn game. But okay, whatever, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: forget that a lot. There there are.
Speaker 6: There are steam Insane. I have one in my wish lists.
Speaker 4: I think I have one called anime Straining. Someone gifted
Speaker 4: to me and I've never opened it.
Speaker 1: I should actually play it, Yeah you should.
Speaker 5: I get all the trophies in it.
Speaker 4: I'm never gonna play because is gonna walk in I'm
Speaker 4: and be fucking clicking some porn game and I'll.
Speaker 6: Be like, no pants, even mc donald duck playing this game.
Speaker 4: Donald Duck had played it.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I don't I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have an answer to the question of just like anybody
Speaker 1: that I know who's bought something crazy that like I
Speaker 1: don't approve of what they've done, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of people who collect things,
Speaker 1: I guess or like investing that stuff who don't also understand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but and I also just don't give a ship personally,
Speaker 1: Like I was just like, ah, if.
Speaker 5: You wrap up a I did.
Speaker 1: I threw out an entire like deck of you Geo
Speaker 1: cards because I was like, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: this is. I don't know what the is.
Speaker 4: The saying my uncle fucking threw away my cards being
Speaker 4: a cunt.
Speaker 6: Well it's crazy myself because I was like, I want
Speaker 6: to cover the screen but on the bottom, but lust goddess,
Speaker 6: it's in my It's a free to play because there
Speaker 6: was like a whole you just scroll down on Steam
Speaker 6: and there was a whole compilation of just porn games
Speaker 6: on the bottom, like should this be on I guess
Speaker 6: I'm an adult, so it can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it still is on the homepage on the bottom.
Speaker 4: I remember, you can't interact with it unless you're you
Speaker 4: say you're an adult, you're.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but of course everybody does that. Well not that
Speaker 6: varication is just gonna be gone soon one day.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, we'll see how that happens anyway, But I
Speaker 1: don't have a satisfying answer. We're gonna move on there.
Speaker 1: That looks so ridiculous, you know what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: got confusing all the smut artists I sub to on
Speaker 1: Patreon with these names, wrote in he says hello to
Speaker 1: the little gay men in my phone.
Speaker 5: The actor who played shang Chi sim Simul.
Speaker 1: H recently posted his favorite video games, and it seems
Speaker 1: like a very genuine interest for him.
Speaker 5: Unlike other celebrities.
Speaker 1: What's interesting is that his taste seems like a perfect
Speaker 1: combination of all three of you. He loves Halo three,
Speaker 1: Mass Effect, kotoor Final Fantasy seven, Dragon Age origins, and
Speaker 1: a few others. What famous person do you? Bangers? Not bad?
Speaker 1: Not a bad list.
Speaker 4: He knows bangers.
Speaker 6: I like him now well, he said some really some
Speaker 6: really cool ship before about you're gonna say, he says,
Speaker 6: is really.
Speaker 4: Before about everything that was happening with.
Speaker 1: I love Halo three and I hate.
Speaker 6: Okay, I like.
Speaker 5: I've never seen at all.
Speaker 4: I saw like a little bit of I just had
Speaker 4: really good choreography for the first time in a long
Speaker 4: time on a Marble thing, and I was like, wow.
Speaker 1: It's just hard for me to care about Marble really
Speaker 1: going At this point.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say Asians was like, whoa, that's also
Speaker 6: true to be okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Asians are such a benign group of people.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so I don't care about it. Thank you
Speaker 1: for thank you.
Speaker 5: I have if it's like I have a if I
Speaker 5: have a benign fucking you.
Speaker 4: Know, benign cyst on my penis, on your penis.
Speaker 1: That's first of all, that's crazy baseball. And then the
Speaker 1: doctor it's benign. Get out freezes it, it shatters it
Speaker 1: when I hammer. Anyway, Uh, what famous person do you
Speaker 1: hope loves the same type of games you as you
Speaker 1: me personally? I hope Wes Anderson has a ton of
Speaker 1: destiny to hours like, yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. That
Speaker 1: would surprise me very much.
Speaker 4: It would, but it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Because I absolutely the idea of any of those directors
Speaker 1: even remotely interacting with the live service would confuse the
Speaker 1: shit out of me. Like if I found out that,
Speaker 1: like Quentin Tarantony was like, yeah, I'm on marble rifles,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I'd be like.
Speaker 6: That makes sense, said, I bet he played Clare obscure,
Speaker 6: that bitch with the feet flying around here. I'm trying
Speaker 6: to swallow his cameras just like it's moderate.
Speaker 1: Wow, gonna make a movie about this? And I can't
Speaker 1: make a movie about this. He's fifty sixty seven millimeters
Speaker 1: fucking film only on her feet.
Speaker 4: I'm still coming. I can't believe I'm still coming.
Speaker 1: Coming for weeks.
Speaker 6: We shot The Hateful Eight, but there's only feet, hateful
Speaker 6: feet eight.
Speaker 1: He just released his entire discussion.
Speaker 17: Just feet, fiction reservoir feet, Jingo feet, Foxy feet, what
Speaker 17: else feet, glorious feet, bastards, glorious feet, glorious once upon
Speaker 17: a time, and feet and feet Jackie's feet.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that'd be that'd be a trash, trash. He's
Speaker 4: making it one more, right, didn't he have one more
Speaker 4: coming out?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think so once about of time.
Speaker 6: Feet Uh yeah, a good little discography.
Speaker 1: He will make all the good ones, the right one
Speaker 1: feet stupid with your feet, just like I think it's
Speaker 1: just YouTube poop to feet. And speaking of YouTube poops,
Speaker 1: you know, you know the you know the.
Speaker 6: To the right here, I am stuck in the middle
Speaker 6: with feet.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen how the YouTube poops, the live
Speaker 4: action YouTube poos are actually getting really popular now, I've.
Speaker 5: Not seen that now because that Italian guy he.
Speaker 6: Started off it's like a meta.
Speaker 4: It's becoming his own met and I'm like this.
Speaker 1: This is still the only one I go met I've
Speaker 1: only seen. I've only seen I've only seen that video
Speaker 1: water still Full. I've only seen that video though, I
Speaker 1: have not seen any other imitators.
Speaker 6: Make cuts of that one.
Speaker 5: I've seen cuts of it, YouTube poops of that one,
Speaker 5: I've not seen that.
Speaker 4: What is that moment?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like?
Speaker 4: Is that like YouTube poop inception?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 4: I can more people start doing that? Then that becomes
Speaker 4: a new meta of commentary.
Speaker 6: On the first one, I'm following a page. I'm actually
Speaker 6: not following him. He's just in my algorithm all the time.
Speaker 6: He I like what he's doing where he's he's making
Speaker 6: his own YouTube poops of mostly just regular people having
Speaker 6: either crashouts or whatever it is. So it's just regular people.
Speaker 6: And usually people don't do that. It's usually famous stuff.
Speaker 6: So like, but everyone's while he'll do a famous one.
Speaker 6: But like, there was a guy that was freaking out
Speaker 6: about students cheating in class with like AI and all
Speaker 6: this shit, and so then he just YouTube poops and
Speaker 6: sentence mixed that and it's so fucking funny because the
Speaker 6: people are like freaking It's like completely just disrespecting all
Speaker 6: these people freaking out, Like some of them are like
Speaker 6: freaking out for like legitimate reasons.
Speaker 1: It's just disrespectful.
Speaker 4: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember the name because I would tell.
Speaker 6: People I really hate how much I enjoy I hate
Speaker 6: how much I enjoy people being bothered.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: I think that's genuinely not a good trait. That's actually
Speaker 6: I think one of the worst traits of someone to have. Yeah,
Speaker 6: of course, but seeing someone seeing someone be bothered makes
Speaker 6: me happier. Do you guys see that video I showed
Speaker 6: you the the like bodycam footage and then the guy
Speaker 6: was saying like come here inward with the like the
Speaker 6: wavy voice, and like like someone with the wavy mils
Speaker 6: are on it, and like it it looks like I'm
Speaker 6: assuming it's a cop. You see there's a video of
Speaker 6: a guy pulling a cop on the guy over and
Speaker 6: then someone hits the cops car.
Speaker 11: Oh, I think I've seen it fly away he was as.
Speaker 6: He was hauling as. This completely undercuts the racism doesn't
Speaker 6: even matter anywhere.
Speaker 1: That is everything, everything, everything under that filter is like
Speaker 1: it is jingle keys in front of you, and it's funny,
Speaker 1: but it is funny. Yeah, Like I can't help but laugh,
Speaker 1: but I hear some it.
Speaker 4: I hate how formulaic it is for me, Like I
Speaker 4: hate how like, oh, that's just gonna make me laugh, damn,
Speaker 4: And it's my tooth. It's that and racism. It's like, well,
Speaker 4: that's just that's a that's a save in a photo doc.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, I gotta save this video for later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think of like I've seen, dude,
Speaker 1: I've seen interviews with celebrities where they're talking about like
Speaker 1: video games, and it's very funny because it's very clear,
Speaker 1: like you've played video games like you know anymore, and
Speaker 1: it's fine, you know, but it's like, oh, like he's
Speaker 1: taking a fucking sip. Finally, the because I think I
Speaker 1: saw a one for Aaron Aaron Paul because he's in
Speaker 1: a video game with a with Alana and a bunch
Speaker 1: of other people. Oh yeah, but he was given an
Speaker 1: interview and he's like, oh man, bet yeah back in
Speaker 1: the day, uh Halo, that.
Speaker 4: Was just such a game.
Speaker 1: Like I know he played it, but it's just like
Speaker 1: the way, you know what I mean. I was like,
Speaker 1: I know you haven't played in a long time. That's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's funny that it's funny then to see like
Speaker 1: people who are like actually into it. We're like this guy.
Speaker 4: Anyone that puts Coltur in their top is like, oh
Speaker 4: this guy really, this guy knows ball.
Speaker 5: That's the lead ball knowledge for sure.
Speaker 4: Coulteur or Dragon Age origin is, oh, this guy knows ball.
Speaker 4: This guy plays. This guy's a ball player. Yeah, good, No, absolutely,
Speaker 4: I would I would want I would want Keith David
Speaker 4: to be a big fan of ball. Just gate three
Speaker 4: that make me happy. But I just know there's I know,
Speaker 4: maybe the artist. He might be like, this really interesting story,
Speaker 4: and I wish they would have let me voice the
Speaker 4: black Man.
Speaker 1: It would have been better. You know who will or
Speaker 1: Raven Guard? Who? No Raven Guard? Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: say that. Been sick. I would I wouldn't have killed him.
Speaker 1: If if David, I wouldn't have killed, I would have
Speaker 1: spared him. Insane killed. I saved him.
Speaker 6: I had to redo it a few times, but I
Speaker 6: did say him the first time.
Speaker 4: I said that that part of that game is hard, dude,
Speaker 4: did you play it on the harder modes?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 6: It's why because at a certain point there's mind flares
Speaker 6: down there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? What is that crazy?
Speaker 6: At a certain point, I'm like, I just don't want
Speaker 6: to I am over. I feel like maybe it's my age.
Speaker 6: I'm just over being too frustrated in the game.
Speaker 4: That's what I live for, man. Unfortunately it's bad.
Speaker 6: I beat a significant portion of the God of War
Speaker 6: twenty eighteen on the hardest setting, and after after a while,
Speaker 6: I was just like.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 6: Like it's too It did make me, I like, I
Speaker 6: appreciate when they make me think outside the box, like
Speaker 6: I need to use the environment to defeat some of
Speaker 6: these enemies, like, oh, stomp them, get them off the cliff, essentially,
Speaker 6: get them off the get them ring out, ring them
Speaker 6: out because trying to be like, you know, I I
Speaker 6: appreciate that, but then when there's times where you just
Speaker 6: like you don't have options like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: this is just fucking hard and I'm not having fun anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not I'm good, you know, yeah, And I
Speaker 1: live for that. Unfortunately it's bad.
Speaker 4: So I like fucking so I like me trade of
Speaker 4: Indias and ship those I'm playing so On that game
Speaker 4: is raping me. I just like that soaks On that
Speaker 4: game is beating my. It's so much movement time, but
Speaker 4: in that game isn't It's like a wild movement you get,
Speaker 4: but it's like it's it's literally I gave it to me.
Speaker 1: If I reached that point too, where I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of like, if I'm too frustrated, I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: having fun, I'm not enjoying I'm not really enjoying my time.
Speaker 6: I love it, but I only I won't get frustrated
Speaker 6: if I see the tools that have been presented to
Speaker 6: me and I just need to do it. Well, if
Speaker 6: it gets to the point where I need to look
Speaker 6: up a strategy, I'm kind of like I'm done, you know,
Speaker 6: because I've done that so many times where I'm like,
Speaker 6: I can't fucking figure out how to beat this boss,
Speaker 6: and then I have to look at somebody beat it
Speaker 6: and I'm like, oh, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: That's not I don't like when it's not intuitive.
Speaker 6: You could be it hard as fuck, but just I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 6: I just need like get good.
Speaker 1: Essentially, Yeah, I like a hard game and like a
Speaker 1: multiplayer context. I guess like I don't mind that because
Speaker 1: like that's like there's it's not there's not you don't
Speaker 1: you can't look up It's not a strategy guy kind
Speaker 1: of thing where it's just like, oh, it's not like
Speaker 1: a puzzle in like some game where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have to combine the rench with a fucking Recis cup.
Speaker 1: Why the fun would I even think to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's skill and competitive.
Speaker 4: I think that's the problem with the competitive one. So
Speaker 4: I don't give up. And then two, I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 4: if the overcoming feeling feels really good to me, like
Speaker 4: Lily's watching me play solkes On right now. She's like, dude,
Speaker 4: you're crying, like you're tearing right now because you're so upset,
Speaker 4: like why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, there is a I just so much fun.
Speaker 6: I wonder if Cumphead came out today for me, if
Speaker 6: the d S three, because it's like I didn't. I
Speaker 6: didn't play a Shadow of the Aar Tree for that
Speaker 6: reason because I was just like, I don't feel like
Speaker 6: it right now. It's like that, where if The Ring
Speaker 6: City DLC came out today for Dark Souls three, what
Speaker 6: I play just because where I'm at right now, mentally,
Speaker 6: I'm like, what I play it? It makes me great experience.
Speaker 6: So I'm so glad that I experienced all that. But
Speaker 6: also I'm like, damn, I'm sure I'm missing out on
Speaker 6: some good ship. But I'm just feeling I'm feeling feeling older.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm just feeling older.
Speaker 4: Else when your time being fucking mad at sh all
Speaker 4: the time, it's it's sensible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Internet annoys me enough. I don't need video
Speaker 1: games to do and it's our job, so you know, sadly, I.
Speaker 6: Guess if things were like stupid and good, Like if
Speaker 6: we're living in Australia right now, I think maybe I
Speaker 6: would feel differently.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: You stomps your house flat like in a way.
Speaker 1: Who Like He's like he has the kangaroo at arms
Speaker 1: length and is trying to kick him in a cant
Speaker 1: and then he kisses it on the mouth and like
Speaker 1: reset it. Like yeah, he's like baffled by man, it's
Speaker 1: gate dude. He genuinely like it really took him aback.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've never seen such a human Like.
Speaker 4: I love how they kick you and don't even kick
Speaker 4: you hard enough to kill you. They kick you enough
Speaker 4: the second trying to kill you.
Speaker 1: Some of them are well probably someone at the mouth.
Speaker 4: Once I saw a video of one, some guy and
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was in a gig.
Speaker 4: It was a Latin king kangaroo was just hanging out
Speaker 4: the last like what's happening right now?
Speaker 1: It's crazy though, if you heard about it, if you
Speaker 1: heard about a kangaroo hopping through the bronx, would you
Speaker 1: really be that surprised? I'd be like, well, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be as surprised as you would imagine it.
Speaker 5: Like if it was a zoo there.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like an escape from zoo. But that's what
Speaker 6: I was like, it's not the zoo. Well yeah, I
Speaker 6: know it escaped Yeah, okay, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4: Out fucking was the name the guy kangaro Jack was
Speaker 4: hanging out on the Bronx Kangaroo hoodie on.
Speaker 1: Get disappointed that I watched it. I remember being a
Speaker 1: kid and watching it.
Speaker 6: The animated one was so much cooler. They tried to
Speaker 6: do something with that didn't animated Kingo Jack. They trying
Speaker 6: to make a franchise of the animated show. I'm thinking,
Speaker 6: are you serious? Isn't there like two of those movies
Speaker 6: or something?
Speaker 4: It might be a movie.
Speaker 6: I feel like they were trying to like franchise.
Speaker 4: There was something animated about it. I remember that Anders
Speaker 4: was a.
Speaker 1: Part of it. Remember Anderson, I remember was in the
Speaker 1: movie the first one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kangaroo Maybe, I'm I thought they were trying to
Speaker 6: like franchise. I swear they were trying to like, do oh,
Speaker 6: this is gonna be a new mascot kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: Three American Buddy action comedy film bah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: let's see no one else originally can sive this an
Speaker 1: R rated mob comedy. I would have fucked with that.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening? Jackie Wells?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, I'm fucking I'm on season
Speaker 6: five with the Sopranos.
Speaker 1: Nice, I've been binge dude.
Speaker 6: It's starting to affect my dialect a little bit. It's
Speaker 6: actually kind of like it's it's weird. I have to
Speaker 6: catch myself because I almost want to say, good, show
Speaker 6: certain things. It's good. It's too it's a little bit
Speaker 6: too slow, though, that's my only problem. It's it's so
Speaker 6: because I'm also watching other shows, and modern day pacing
Speaker 6: is so fucking different.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember when seasons would have like twenty episodes, Yeah, and
Speaker 4: how they have eight episodes on like that's enough, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: These these are like fifteen episodes whatever it is. It's
Speaker 6: a very long seasons. This scenes are sometimes so drawn out,
Speaker 6: and they'll even shoot things that I'm like, what was that?
Speaker 6: Why did you show me that? Like it had no significance,
Speaker 6: But they'll just show like a part like I know
Speaker 6: they're going this way, cuts to another scene and then
Speaker 6: shows them traveling again with no fucking dialogue, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: what are you doing? Why are you showing me?
Speaker 1: What is that? Kangaroo Jack?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, the anime animated like bugs Bunny call
Speaker 6: Kangaroo Jack.
Speaker 5: Good day in the USA. Good Jesus Christ?
Speaker 6: What the fun Jack talk?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes he does? Okay, I never saw it, so
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. Yeah he well no, well no
Speaker 1: he so okay. This was This was the main contention
Speaker 1: was that the movie marketed it as if he could speak,
Speaker 1: but as if it was like a character and the
Speaker 1: movie would be about him. But it's really it's really
Speaker 1: not at all. It's about like two you have you
Speaker 1: never seen the movie? You remember it?
Speaker 5: Do you vaguely remember it?
Speaker 1: It's about two guys and like, I think they're in
Speaker 1: a drug deal or something, and then the kangaroo puts
Speaker 1: on a hoodie with the drugs in it and escapes,
Speaker 1: and so they've got it. I think. It's what I'm
Speaker 1: remembering is this is more or less true, and they
Speaker 1: have to like go find the fucking kangaroo and get
Speaker 1: the get the money or something out of the out
Speaker 1: of the jacket, and they're just chasing this thing the
Speaker 1: whole time. But it's barely in the movie and the
Speaker 1: only time where it speaks is when they're in the
Speaker 1: desert and they're dying of thirst and they're hallucinating it.
Speaker 1: Oh and so it's like one sequence in the middle
Speaker 1: of the movie where like he's like doing all this
Speaker 1: dumb shit where he's like rapping and like making a joke.
Speaker 5: But it's not even real.
Speaker 6: Okay, I see what this movie is that the template
Speaker 6: is like if you ever seen Baby's Day Out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever saw it.
Speaker 5: That sounds familiar.
Speaker 6: Fucking little baby that it's read a book about, like, oh,
Speaker 6: here's this baby that got into all these adventures and
Speaker 6: ship and then these mobsters like try to kidnap this
Speaker 6: you know, it's it's a baby of like a famous
Speaker 6: family or whatever family. So they kidnap this baby, but
Speaker 6: the baby keeps getting out of their hands somehow. Guy
Speaker 6: from the Matrix the Cyrus, he's one of the main
Speaker 6: mob guys, and they're like fucking well, we're trying to
Speaker 6: get this baby. And then somehow like it recognizes like
Speaker 6: all this stuff that the baby did in the book,
Speaker 6: like oh, goes to the zoo. The baby's like oh,
Speaker 6: so then the baby fucking ends up in with the gorilla,
Speaker 6: the the you know the scene, like the guy the
Speaker 6: mobsters get sucked up.
Speaker 1: It's like mister guy, right, the blind guy who always
Speaker 1: like would walk and he would like walk off a cliff,
Speaker 1: but then like, oh yeah, then like a construction girder
Speaker 1: would like catch him and he would like walk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm mister.
Speaker 4: Reagan.
Speaker 1: He died before Reagan would.
Speaker 4: Have I feel like he died right after this final thing.
Speaker 1: He was an ancient reference.
Speaker 6: That's like a yeah, my grandma knew, mister Grandma.
Speaker 5: That's the only reason I know.
Speaker 1: Mister here's mister macgoo. Let's see, mister is probably I
Speaker 1: would guess nineteen Jim Crow nineteen eighteen, sixteen, eighteen sixty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Have you guys heard of what was
Speaker 1: the name of that little girl that?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: She was Chirley Temple? No, of course to go but.
Speaker 4: Uh a net she's like an old car He's an
Speaker 4: old cartoon character. Names with a old little girl cartoon
Speaker 4: character and it's as animel.
Speaker 6: Nonastasia uh and Frank Auntie's aunt.
Speaker 4: Auntie's us enough enough enough go to the next question, please,
Speaker 4: the one What was it what was the.
Speaker 1: Weird like construction paper one and anaconda? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know that is canonically a part of the digit.
Speaker 5: It was a Nickelodian thing. I think it was before
Speaker 5: the digit Wan movie orself.
Speaker 4: That's canonically a part of the like when you go
Speaker 4: when you go on Cadonically it's just part of the
Speaker 4: original of the film. You go on the digi Wan,
Speaker 4: when you go on the digit Mont wiki, and and
Speaker 4: the conda is synonymous to the Digimond movie. Right, that's
Speaker 4: a part of it. It is in the universe of digit.
Speaker 1: Is what that means? Do you guys remember KaBlam? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So it like was it originally a part of it looked.
Speaker 1: Like that I might have been the same studio, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it was. That's like, like, oh it was.
Speaker 6: I wanted them to do a show based off of
Speaker 6: one of the actually now actually now, actually now it
Speaker 6: is a ship.
Speaker 4: HBO that's that has that's that weird fucking brain show.
Speaker 4: Was it called the one that makes You Crashbox? Crash Box?
Speaker 4: I watched crash Box with Lily recently, and how many
Speaker 4: things that just made no sense to us was insane.
Speaker 4: I was like we're grown ass adults. We don't know
Speaker 4: what the fun's going on, right.
Speaker 5: I used to watch that show when I would come home.
Speaker 1: Explains a lot and it was I just remember being
Speaker 1: transfixed by it because it looked so strange. It was
Speaker 1: the weirdest looking show I've ever I've ever seen crash Box.
Speaker 1: It was like, there's no way to describe it.
Speaker 4: It's like puppets and like, but it's like educational technically,
Speaker 4: but it's also just weird, you know.
Speaker 1: What it was like it was like warrior Ware or something.
Speaker 1: It was very fucking strange, but a kids show, crash Box.
Speaker 1: I brought it up before, like the audience will know,
Speaker 1: but like me, welcome to fucking crash Box on exhibit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exhibit was on it.
Speaker 4: He was the main exhibited warrior fucking co hosted fucking ride.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It looks like almost like the whole show looks like
Speaker 1: almost like you were those I spy books.
Speaker 6: Yeah, something like this, Like Bill NY's intro, it looks
Speaker 6: it's whoa, Yeah, the intro too much.
Speaker 1: It's so much, dude, It's like it's just all this
Speaker 1: stop motion and just the sounds is crazy. That sounds
Speaker 1: like wicked morty they stolen actually and he dies. He dies, Oh,
Speaker 1: he dies, he dies in the intro. But it was
Speaker 1: just it was like a weird, like pseudo educational kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh is the Revolting slob? Oh god, how
Speaker 1: old is this show?
Speaker 5: This is like turn two thousands, like early two thousands,
Speaker 5: But it was just like like vocab.
Speaker 1: And like weird, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of this, like weird little logic puzzles
Speaker 6: and ship yeah, math one six?
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? This has not helped me.
Speaker 1: Did not. This is the worst way to learn bad
Speaker 1: possible because I think the whole premise was like, look,
Speaker 1: you could turn fucking the lines of each numbers into
Speaker 1: different ship and I'm just like, I don't give a fuck, Okay,
Speaker 1: don't mean anything, You're not learning anything. I convinced that
Speaker 1: this whole thing was like a troll in some way,
Speaker 1: like I will make an educational First of all, it's
Speaker 1: an educational show on HBO.
Speaker 5: You're not turning on HBO for your kids.
Speaker 1: You're not so like.
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: What's crazy? Best was an HBO Huh that can't be
Speaker 1: is that real? Well it might They might have put
Speaker 1: it on it at some point. That's well, a real family,
Speaker 1: I guess is the thing that they were trying to do.
Speaker 1: But like they had that had Arthur. I remember Arthur
Speaker 1: being on there as well. We didn't have HB is
Speaker 1: all fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't have it either, but I remember way crazy
Speaker 4: that I.
Speaker 1: Remember it poop what pooper scoop?
Speaker 6: Pooper scoop.
Speaker 1: So it's like trash and real trash. Yeah, exactly, this
Speaker 1: is a fucking insane salamander. I don't know, man, Like
Speaker 1: there's no hater.
Speaker 6: I have to see it's read.
Speaker 1: I think, thank you the answers. Dude, It's it's a
Speaker 1: crazy show. I loved it though. It was so weird.
Speaker 1: It was like one because it would get really weirdly
Speaker 1: real too because there was like there was one there
Speaker 1: was like a haunted mansion, and the whole the whole
Speaker 1: premise was like you have to you'd see the silhouette
Speaker 1: of the guy and they would you have to eavesdrop
Speaker 1: on their conversations and they would like talk about things.
Speaker 1: They would give clues as to who it is, but
Speaker 1: they'd be like I was shot in the neck and
Speaker 1: they were just like like that or like oh my
Speaker 1: head died or like, oh, I drove into a crowd
Speaker 1: of people in Boston. You know, You're like, who's this.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I actually don't know who the bosting guy is,
Speaker 5: but he's that guy.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're right, it's the Boston Marathon vehicular killer.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's fucking said. It's a crazy the man
Speaker 1: slaughter is Slater anyway, that's not that's that's a vehicular murderers.
Speaker 1: Oh here's a well, yeah, well this will be the
Speaker 1: last one. Murderer. Murder, murderer, murderist, murderer. I'm gonna leave
Speaker 1: you alone. Putting my thickened balls between Chunley's thighs. I
Speaker 1: think that's dangerous waters. Dangerous water. Not a question, you goblins,
Speaker 1: just me bringing up old Ship. Derek getting a rationally
Speaker 1: pissed of the existence of Slice of Life anime while
Speaker 1: being probably the only black man to enjoy Nickelodeon's Doug
Speaker 1: has me perplexed to this very day. First of all,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's true. I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of like dog you talking to Doug was great. I
Speaker 1: feel like everybody like that was a good show. It
Speaker 1: was Doug. Like I get Doug is white, but I
Speaker 1: never felt like Doug was like a particularly white show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt it felt like a neutral show. It felt
Speaker 1: like a looctal show. I feel like, hey, Arnold feels
Speaker 1: like more like my minority kind of show. Actually, even
Speaker 1: though Arnold is white, like that feels like more like
Speaker 1: kind of catered. Yeah. I feel in some way, Hold
Speaker 1: On Hold.
Speaker 4: Catered to different groups. It's like you're able to see
Speaker 4: yourself in that group because there it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 18: Yeah, at the beginning of that, Like, I think, was
Speaker 18: there a part in an episode where you get like, uh,
Speaker 18: I was talking about Slice Slice, I think, and I
Speaker 18: how I I like them a decent amount.
Speaker 4: I don't love them, but I like him every now
Speaker 4: and something.
Speaker 1: He's talking about me, you know, Right.
Speaker 5: The core of the question I think is like, is
Speaker 5: Doug like a Slice of Life?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 19: Is it?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 5: I feel like I remember like weird fucking shit happening
Speaker 5: in Doug.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very much so about a kid's life, you know,
Speaker 4: Like it's more just a kid's life and what is
Speaker 4: going is on are and I guess there's like moments
Speaker 4: that don't make sense.
Speaker 1: No, never mind, I haven't seen Doug forever I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of like quail Man, just one of his imagin I forgot,
Speaker 1: I forgot, I forgot the whole premise of Dog. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just him recounting his day in his journal.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, uh, good show. I think it's really like
Speaker 6: I'm just wondering about that. Like he said, what do
Speaker 6: you say irrationally? Like I just wonder. I was like
Speaker 6: the the English language, I think words mean stuff, and
Speaker 6: irrationally pissed is not a feeling I get when I
Speaker 6: think of Slice of life animes, I think animes in general,
Speaker 6: including certain Slice of life anime within the anime genre.
Speaker 6: It's really my beef is solely with a lot of anime,
Speaker 6: a lot of cheeby Ship, and a lot of There
Speaker 6: are certain things that I'll find charming, like say, I
Speaker 6: think Doug is a very charming show. The way that
Speaker 6: a lot of that stuff is done within anime is
Speaker 6: fucking annoying. And so the thing is, I feel a
Speaker 6: lot of people that grew up with it they can't
Speaker 6: see it through that lens. Sure they don't see it
Speaker 6: through like uh say here for example, extreme example, I
Speaker 6: never really enjoyed like say, Japanese porn because the women
Speaker 6: sound like cats, like they when they're when they're moaning.
Speaker 6: It's it's crazy to me that I'm like, that does
Speaker 6: not sound sexy to me at all. But in the
Speaker 6: same way, there's a lot of there's other languages that
Speaker 6: I don't find it particularly, I think when it's because
Speaker 6: like the natural thing to do when you're in pain
Speaker 6: or pleasure is making an ok a vowel sound like
Speaker 6: an r O.
Speaker 1: When people do things like in Germany.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when it when it when it meets from a
Speaker 6: natural fucking sound that they a person that has no
Speaker 6: no no dialect, no business, they have no they've they're
Speaker 6: not mastered the language at all.
Speaker 5: And there's no way that's no. And then there's no
Speaker 5: way that came natural.
Speaker 1: You kick that out.
Speaker 6: You don't do that ship or you know, like say
Speaker 6: a Latin person in South America going where I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: that's not naturally either to go I E. But you know,
Speaker 6: but that's culturally how they do it now. And now
Speaker 6: that's because it clearly wasn't like that before.
Speaker 1: They weren't going I E.
Speaker 6: Before, especially because they weren't speaking Spanish or Portuguese before.
Speaker 6: So it's just like it is, it's been developed within culture,
Speaker 6: and within that culture, I find that annoy in a
Speaker 6: lot of in most cultures, people still just moan regular moans. Ah,
Speaker 6: you know, like they just do regular So it's just like, look,
Speaker 6: if you're fucking Wolverine's.
Speaker 1: Like you'd be like, all right, man, I'm so disgusting,
Speaker 1: all right, dude.
Speaker 6: Like ever, it completely takes me out of it. So
Speaker 6: in the same way like say extreme example, but in
Speaker 6: the same way, there's certain things with an anime where
Speaker 6: I'm like, I find that goofy and silly and annoying,
Speaker 6: and if you grew up with it, it's not gonna
Speaker 6: be weird to you.
Speaker 4: I think most people anime that people that aren't anime
Speaker 4: watchers first and foremost anime art is fight animes because
Speaker 4: you should combat animes. So I'm thinking the dragon ball
Speaker 4: Z's out of shown in and stuff like that, that's
Speaker 4: what they're usually used to. Those people are gonna absorb.
Speaker 4: So because of that, I can see someone that you're like,
Speaker 4: you can run into a slice of by anime and
Speaker 4: being like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch. I'm not here for this.
Speaker 4: Like it's like if you used to fucking action movies
Speaker 4: being fucking very heavily like fucking you know, like action pack,
Speaker 4: and then you fucking find a movie like fucking Godfather.
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: This is a terrible film. That's what I thought for
Speaker 4: a long time. I fucking hated Godfather for a long time.
Speaker 4: I can respect that movie for it being very much
Speaker 4: so a well designed film, but that's not what I'm
Speaker 4: not trying to watch that.
Speaker 1: Let me put it this way, Kingston. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite movies is The Redemption.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if if they made an anime version of I
Speaker 6: don't think I would like it about you.
Speaker 1: Frey do Free.
Speaker 9: I just hi.
Speaker 6: Fucking the Wardens, just the whole time, this evil villain
Speaker 6: who low voice.
Speaker 4: And then fuck it.
Speaker 1: Just when you hear when you hear the name do Fraine,
Speaker 1: is that the first thing that comes to mind? Andy, Well, Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've actually heard that ever, other than
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Do frames, So the only when I hear the name
Speaker 1: do Fraine, the first frame of reference that's that's picked
Speaker 1: up for me is that Mitch Hedberg joke about the
Speaker 1: about the Party of two. What'd he say?
Speaker 5: He'd be like frame Party of two. Do frame Party two?
Speaker 20: And then they don't answer, and then they move on
Speaker 20: to the next part Wayne Party of six. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 20: but what happened to the dow frains? How can we
Speaker 20: eat at a time like this? And it's like a
Speaker 20: whole the whole thing. It's like doframe search Party of three,
Speaker 20: you know. But that's like, that's my main that's what
Speaker 20: I think of. That's the immediate line. And then afterwards,
Speaker 20: and then the fact that King wrote that is crazy
Speaker 20: to me.
Speaker 1: Shedford joke, Yeah, yeah, he did write that.
Speaker 5: Well, no, the Redemption, Yeah, I thought Jack Nicholson road, No, I.
Speaker 6: Just did Kingston.
Speaker 1: I wrote it all.
Speaker 4: I wrote your great artist, like, actually, shut up, technical King.
Speaker 4: He's a great writer. But there's always every other great.
Speaker 6: Ignoring me, Jack Nicholson, I'm Jack Nicholas.
Speaker 1: Did you insane now or you like?
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 21: I go there, I'm normal. I'm a little lob and
Speaker 21: I piss on the floor on the Grand Slip.
Speaker 6: It's funny.
Speaker 21: There's a drain in my basement, on a pe in
Speaker 21: my basement. My wife went with pizza without me. My
Speaker 21: wife went for pizza and I juked down the floor,
Speaker 21: handle the piss in the drain. I shan on the
Speaker 21: floor and I drove a zamboni over it.
Speaker 6: He was crazy. We still gotta get Zorn and drive
Speaker 6: a Zambonian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then zam, Yeah that when he wins, he'll he'll
Speaker 1: drive the zamboni.
Speaker 6: I was trying to tell because I saw Emma Bigland
Speaker 6: she did an interview with Zorn.
Speaker 1: Did she actually? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And I was I was dming her in all casts
Speaker 6: and like, tell him to get in a fucking zamboni.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing you said.
Speaker 6: That's all I said.
Speaker 5: You're only interaction with her. Oh, I've literally never tell
Speaker 5: him to get into a zamba.
Speaker 1: You hadn't seeing that it's not a vite. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this real personal person demand? He's like,
Speaker 1: there's a z he's gotta be in. Fucking kill you
Speaker 1: if you don't. He should be in a zamboni in
Speaker 1: the same way that Xavier's always in that chair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be he should like or when he
Speaker 5: wins if if.
Speaker 1: If he becomes the mayor, he should Uh, he should
Speaker 1: only make appearances in a zamboni.
Speaker 5: He should drive it around always indoors.
Speaker 1: New Yorkers, New Yorkers.
Speaker 5: Zambonius towards him like an army of Zamboni's.
Speaker 1: That's badass. And these fucking Arab money's playing while he's
Speaker 1: driving it.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: Here's a going around the shower, last one around at
Speaker 1: the oar cleo right.
Speaker 6: About his own.
Speaker 4: He lied about his own. You se him lie about
Speaker 4: his own. He said his He said his dad's cousin.
Speaker 4: He called to her his on and it's like, that's what,
Speaker 4: oh the ant than I've done that?
Speaker 1: Well, look, here's that I've done that. What a freaky
Speaker 1: fucking eats acid with his hands. It's crazy, said.
Speaker 4: He took his wife out to what knife dinner on
Speaker 4: her birthday.
Speaker 6: It's like, what a fucking ingrate.
Speaker 5: Look, I don't know politicians.
Speaker 6: They're throwing everything due at the bottom of their back.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing about politicians in general. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised that they lie, right, if they do,
Speaker 1: it's just like I believe that that's kind of inherent.
Speaker 1: And he looks like Zorn like I I I think
Speaker 1: he's earnest, and I think, like, you know, I believe.
Speaker 5: Certain things about him. But I don't fucking know. He
Speaker 5: seems pretty like good.
Speaker 1: He seems almost too good at like talking that it
Speaker 1: almost kind of strikes me as like, oh, you could
Speaker 1: be right, like you could be like whatever. But uh,
Speaker 1: that aunt thing was weird to me because I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he could be lying. But I've also, I've undoubtedly told
Speaker 1: stories on this podcast and other podcasts about cousins were
Speaker 1: absolutely not my like literal cousins. Yeah. I refer to
Speaker 1: my mom's cousins as my aunts. Literally, that is. Anyone
Speaker 1: that's foreign, for the most part does that. Even non
Speaker 1: form people for America do that. People do that. I
Speaker 1: know white people that do that too.
Speaker 6: Like it's like Grandpa's brother liked uncle. He's not my
Speaker 6: fucking uncle, exactly, He's not.
Speaker 1: I got uncles that are my my parents friends. I
Speaker 1: literally cousins that are essentially my uncles, Like my sister,
Speaker 1: my sister's kids are my nephews, nieces and nephews, and
Speaker 1: they are my n and nephews.
Speaker 5: I know that, but I only know that because, like
Speaker 5: I we're around each other all the time and we
Speaker 5: just know.
Speaker 1: But like they're more like cousins, they're more like cousins
Speaker 1: or siblings and my sister is more like my aunt
Speaker 1: and things like that.
Speaker 5: Like so I'm like, I don't know, man, that seemed
Speaker 5: like a very they're really.
Speaker 4: Desperately very Lily. Lily's nephew is her cousin's kid. Literally,
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, those are our nephews because like, they're
Speaker 4: not gonna call us second cousins.
Speaker 1: That's stupid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, second cousin twice removed.
Speaker 4: Uh no one does what does the removed part mean?
Speaker 1: Again? Even great uncle? Like if I have to put
Speaker 1: great in front of anything that isn't a grandparent, like
Speaker 1: you're you're your uncle, you're not. I don't given I've
Speaker 1: never met my great grandparents, but in general.
Speaker 6: Is not my great grand grandma, mother or graynot I
Speaker 6: met a Gray Nott one. I have a weird I
Speaker 6: have a great uncle. For the first time I ever
Speaker 6: seen those teeth and like dentures, and it freaked me out.
Speaker 6: I saw teeth and then also because there's scrambled eggs
Speaker 6: on it when you had it set down, it freaked me.
Speaker 6: It was fucking in the middle on display, in the
Speaker 6: middle of a plate of scrambled egg.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, kneadings is crazy because like, how
Speaker 6: do you teeth that bad?
Speaker 5: But like some people will have just bad genetics. Also,
Speaker 5: like some people saliva digest their teeth.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, some people have saliva that protects their teeth. Some
Speaker 6: people have it that makes it worse. It's just genetics, man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm lucky. I'm a little like I'm a sound. My
Speaker 6: teeth aren't worse mine should be. But I think it's
Speaker 6: for the same reason.
Speaker 4: Recently, we have two cavities don't even know about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: fucking person got a sledgehammer and.
Speaker 5: Just got fil careful with all that sugar.
Speaker 6: Man, when I don't even eat sugar, like like like
Speaker 6: a bird, like exiet a lot of gummy worms. So
Speaker 6: instead of trunching with my teeth, I'm just and then
Speaker 6: like so I don't have to worry about this fucking What.
Speaker 1: The fuck did? I just see? What? What the fuck
Speaker 1: was accurate?
Speaker 5: It was like like you like he was watching like
Speaker 5: David Attenborough documentaries.
Speaker 1: Crazy, You know what I hate?
Speaker 4: You know, when you haven't had sugar a little bit
Speaker 4: and sugar touches your tongue and your fucking taste buds.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, first of all, hold on, you said you
Speaker 1: know what I hate, and then you immediately answered didn't
Speaker 1: give me any time to guess. Oh that was a
Speaker 1: rhetorical question. Move on. I get the tingling in my
Speaker 1: jawss and you feel it. You're like, I'm like, whoa
Speaker 1: what power?
Speaker 6: Which Like I had a sour It's been a minute
Speaker 6: and I had a sour gummy worm, same fucking deal.
Speaker 6: And then I was like, oh, jackpot just knocking wide.
Speaker 1: His throat is open wider than his side, then it
Speaker 1: is outside his.
Speaker 4: Collapsed space.
Speaker 5: It's like Sanda's bag or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys just aren't evolved.
Speaker 4: You know, I wonder what the next major human it
Speaker 4: was gonna be.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, uh, not being It's gonna be
Speaker 1: nails on your penis.
Speaker 5: You can scratch scratch your thigh without your hand.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'll be good. Prehendsile penis evolution.
Speaker 6: They were just like everyone will have pussies and dicks,
Speaker 6: like we'll just so we can fund ourselves. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: because like seriously, like I want to be like a seahorse.
Speaker 6: Already doing that, We're already doing that with legislation.
Speaker 1: Might as well. Just that's why to make it even better.
Speaker 21: You.
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't know what First of all,
Speaker 4: me assuming like I have the brain power to understand
Speaker 4: remotely it is crazy.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think your you, specifically your kids will have square eyes.
Speaker 1: That'd be interesting.
Speaker 6: That'd be interesting, square eyes, square pupils, Like it's just
Speaker 6: because sues are so not square fucking pupils look like
Speaker 6: like the Dreamcast logo, but square.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the invaders him when he puts the contacts in,
Speaker 1: always got the square people.
Speaker 4: There you go, that'd be interesting. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess I don't know. Probably probably, No, No, just
Speaker 4: fucking whatever.
Speaker 6: Your eyes are filled with piss.
Speaker 19: They're just piss eyes, and it stays. There's no benefits,
Speaker 19: there's no come out there mom squealing.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like you got your baby's got a case
Speaker 1: of piss eyes.
Speaker 6: Man, another piss side baby, damn it. We can't drain
Speaker 6: it or refilled twice as much.
Speaker 5: Al It's like it's like the myth about hair or
Speaker 5: if you cut it grows back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it grows back thick. Like if we drain
Speaker 1: as I now, it'll just double filled with piss.
Speaker 6: I never believe that as a kid believe it either
Speaker 6: didn't make any I'm literally just chopping the hair that
Speaker 6: already exists. How is it growing back thicker?
Speaker 4: And if you remove the fallic like the thing of
Speaker 4: the follicle usually doesn't come back if you straight up
Speaker 4: remove it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I literally was like cutting, shouldn't my hair on
Speaker 6: my head be fucking thicker than bricks? Like?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? It? My hair for decades?
Speaker 1: When do we talk?
Speaker 6: I thought I had a gray hair on my beard,
Speaker 6: and I was freaking out a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, I don't know you would have a gray hair.
Speaker 6: I think I have a gray hair. I think my
Speaker 6: right somewhere they're only gray.
Speaker 4: Sometimes for me, I don't have any on my beard.
Speaker 4: I've had gray hairs in my hair, like my actual
Speaker 4: hair for yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, as a prominent NOA was like, you usually right
Speaker 4: not off its visible.
Speaker 1: I gotta cut with the gray hair coming out right, pupil,
Speaker 1: I gotta comes with the gray hair and.
Speaker 4: His pupil that's probably should pull ther hair hair.
Speaker 1: There's a follow directly in his pupil them.
Speaker 6: For a period of time, I was particularly long eyelash.
Speaker 6: For the period of time I was growing particularly long eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Did you shave him?
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to him.
Speaker 6: I've actually I used to groom my eyelashes. I used
Speaker 6: to groom my eyelashes in that way.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: I would make them a little symmetrical because they're never even.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't think i've paid. I don't think I
Speaker 5: know what my eyelashes look like.
Speaker 6: That's because you didn't have pretty boy even have pretty
Speaker 6: bitch boy eyelashes.
Speaker 5: I think I just have glass.
Speaker 6: I thought they were like, that's true, they do hide
Speaker 6: a little bit, but my lashes would get so fucking
Speaker 6: long and like it annoyed me because it would be
Speaker 6: a point of conversation a lot of times, especially when
Speaker 6: I meet people, and I was.
Speaker 5: Like, that's pretty long eyelashes.
Speaker 6: Stop you think I want You think I want that
Speaker 6: bitch unless you're gonna open your legs right now, don't
Speaker 6: say anything.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's real ship that they're supposed to talk to him.
Speaker 4: You have to don't mention my dick if you're not
Speaker 4: gonna suck it.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna read that. We're gonna read the
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Speaker 6: You know your little for gazy, you know and your
Speaker 6: mod you see episode right of course five.
Speaker 1: Who's your family? What are you with?
Speaker 4: He's like, oh yeah, my mother's Jewish and my father
Speaker 4: is African American. Well, if you're a mole, we don't
Speaker 4: like you types much.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't want to see you around
Speaker 1: you anymore. My idea of what this promises about it,
Speaker 1: I really have no idea. I assume it's a mob
Speaker 1: guy and he's in therapy and that's the show.
Speaker 4: That's basically that is the premise, the frame of the show.
Speaker 4: And it's like why everyone is so drawn to this
Speaker 4: piece of ship that's literally the show is the power.
Speaker 1: You know, James, I'm James Canals. I know I'm dead,
Speaker 1: but I'm not dead anymore.
Speaker 4: It's funny because his son plays him in the in
Speaker 4: the continuation of it, and it's funny.
Speaker 1: This is exactly talking about.
Speaker 4: There was, They did a pre animated, they did a
Speaker 4: pre over over COVID, they did a prequel. John Burn
Speaker 4: thought was in it.
Speaker 1: Let me guess.
Speaker 6: He was actually the chill dude.
Speaker 4: I think I think he was actually on the chill guys.
Speaker 5: He was I can't even imagine it being normal.
Speaker 1: Every role I've ever seen, like Shane the Punisher, they
Speaker 1: both like. He's a made man.
Speaker 5: When some fucking when something's going on, you gotta take
Speaker 5: it man.
Speaker 1: He was in he was in the movie Back and Forth.
Speaker 6: He's a made man thrown again the mad Man.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I can't see him in Odyssey with Tom Allen.
Speaker 1: I see you.
Speaker 6: Because I just want to know. I want to know
Speaker 6: what character he plays. I can see him be so
Speaker 6: we're gonna be John was gonna be Jo.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 6: He shows the cyclops and a fucking head blow its
Speaker 6: fucking braids out.
Speaker 1: Nobody shuts you. I'm nobody nigga.
Speaker 5: He plays the uh, he plays the siren.
Speaker 1: You like my song? I like my song? Heydiadi.
Speaker 6: What's that soothing sound?
Speaker 1: It's a fucking gorilla and a blender, insane, just on
Speaker 1: the top of a rock, screaming. I want to again.
Speaker 4: That fucking that story was so interesting.
Speaker 1: Look at what are you saying?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, well read it.
Speaker 4: It was interesting. It was interesting when I was like fifteen, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: Look, man, the most interesting is knowing how old it is.
Speaker 6: That's really what was the most interesting thing about it.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, this is a good tale for fucking
Speaker 6: like yeah, you know, being ancient.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like what makes it interesting? Imagine how
Speaker 4: small the world was back then? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 6: Think about? Yeah, the world Like they're like, oh, they're
Speaker 6: in like the Mediterranean area and like that's the world
Speaker 6: to them, and there's so much more of the world,
Speaker 6: and it's like, whoa, this is the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It is interesting where there's just like there's completely no
Speaker 1: contact with like all these different things that were happening,
Speaker 1: and everybody just like this is the world.
Speaker 6: I just think about like when conky Stidors, for example,
Speaker 6: uh game came to the America's pulled up, did they
Speaker 6: think they were robots? Like you know, like you know, well,
Speaker 6: they couldn't think of robots, but the way we would
Speaker 6: perceive robots because like with their fucking armor on and
Speaker 6: ship like.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 6: They're probably the giant fucking ships showing up and then
Speaker 6: these guys the metal of them, they're.
Speaker 4: Like they probably thought they were like like us still
Speaker 4: bodies actually probably be like, oh this is like the.
Speaker 6: Angels, I guess, and then they fucking have these guns
Speaker 6: that kill people like really efficiently.
Speaker 4: They're like they hear thunder, they hear like lightning and
Speaker 4: and someone dies.
Speaker 1: So it's like.
Speaker 6: Like it was so fucked up and immediately made them
Speaker 6: speak English, or was like what what my name?
Speaker 4: My name is John Gabriel. The name was select my
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Speaker 6: If you can appreciate if someone the idea of the
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Speaker 5: Know actually like in the in the iTunes reviews, it
Speaker 5: would be interesting to be like.
Speaker 1: It'd be interesting to see like like almost like a
Speaker 1: bad review written but like five stars.
Speaker 6: You know, Oh yeah, I love those are my favorite.
Speaker 1: God, these people are so stupid. Five yeah, five stars.
Speaker 5: This show is pissed shows pissed five stars.
Speaker 1: Oh like re first Rage Baby, It's like Destiny where
Speaker 1: it's like the worst game I've ever played, ten out
Speaker 1: of ten, you know, ten thousand hours. I really did
Speaker 1: see some of those.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was looking at.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean for that game. It's just like,
Speaker 5: would you recommend this game?
Speaker 1: No? I love it. I love it.
Speaker 6: I really like completely addictive.
Speaker 5: Actually I played for fifty thousand hours.
Speaker 4: That is with Pokemon game. In the Pokemon game, fucking
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Speaker 1: There are certain games experience.
Speaker 6: I recently watched a rageh Out Alegend video just like
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Speaker 3: It, and I was like diarrheaing, and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like I've read the comment section of like while you're
Speaker 3: playing it, probably it was probably on in the background
Speaker 3: adult ship, and I was just like, yeah, don't.
Speaker 6: I was like, I would never recommend anybody fucking play
Speaker 6: this game, even though the aspects that I enjoy about
Speaker 6: the game I fucking really like. But I would if
Speaker 6: someone was like came to me like, hey man, I
Speaker 6: really want to get into this.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, don't fucking do it. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 4: That's how I'm every card game. I'm like, don't play
Speaker 4: these card games. They're they're fucking just consumer stupid people.
Speaker 4: I don't care about your fucking money or you one
Speaker 4: that drops hundreds on hundred dollars immediately.
Speaker 1: Invested in it. Yeah, yeah, Box, there are worse vices,
Speaker 1: I suppose, sure, well yeah, you know, yes.
Speaker 4: There are worst advices, but they are leagal.
Speaker 1: They I saw something I saw somebody somebody on Twitter
Speaker 1: was like, you know, they should make they should make uh,
Speaker 1: they should make a TikTok app but for poorn. And
Speaker 1: someone was like, this is the worst idea I've ever
Speaker 1: heard in my life. And then somebody replied to the
Speaker 1: screenshot of the porn hub the porn how browser they
Speaker 1: have something something Before you think, well, so what they
Speaker 1: have is like on the side where the categories are,
Speaker 1: it says like shorties and it's just like porn shorts.
Speaker 1: Where you scroll, it's on the website. So it's not
Speaker 1: an app because they can't have an app because it's porn.
Speaker 1: But like if you open up on the browser. I
Speaker 1: did it. I was like, what is this. I have
Speaker 1: to I have to know what it says.
Speaker 6: That was that.
Speaker 4: If that was out when I was younger, I would
Speaker 4: be as I would be a vessel.
Speaker 5: It's dangerous because I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, form of the best the best moments of those
Speaker 4: ads on the videos that you would see.
Speaker 1: Like jerk made ads and all this ship.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like it's at the bottom.
Speaker 6: It's like in the same way, so it's on like
Speaker 6: the regular things like the little sponsoring thing here.
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't believe that. I was like, that's real
Speaker 1: and I went to go look. I was like that
Speaker 1: is crazy. I stroke like six videos are like this
Speaker 1: is crazy. I got exited out just everyone just like
Speaker 1: yeah coming. That's That's the thing too, is like what
Speaker 1: the fuck is everyone coming? It settle on something that
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Speaker 6: It's very weird porn, that's all I want. Six seconds
Speaker 6: of porn. They used to have porn on vine eventually
Speaker 6: got I never got to it got to the point
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 4: My vine got to the people getting started.
Speaker 6: It got the we went from like funny to like,
Speaker 6: that's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's like six I remember there was a cow called
Speaker 5: like six second Squirts or something.
Speaker 1: I got banned immediately, like I found it, and then
Speaker 1: they got banned, like the day after I found it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, come on, that's so funny. That
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Speaker 1: died twenty seven years ago had grave blew up with
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Speaker 6: People hate you that much? Your ops blew up your
Speaker 6: grape with dynamite?
Speaker 1: Where do you get dynamite from? Not that hard acme?
Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, let me call it back me right now.
Speaker 5: I actually don't That is actually nuts. Do they know
Speaker 5: for sure it's dynamite?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 6: Am I just would you say?
Speaker 4: You would just say bomb, win't you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's very specific.
Speaker 5: It depends on the veracity of the site.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna look. I'm gonna look into that because
Speaker 6: that's core. I just love the idea of see like
Speaker 6: a stick.
Speaker 1: How do they know? The thing to me is that, like,
Speaker 1: how do they know how do they know? It's like
Speaker 1: people who how do they know? Was it just like
Speaker 1: a random you know what I mean, like like hooligans
Speaker 1: kind of like pulligans with dynamite? Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: It just seems weird that, like how do they they're
Speaker 5: assuming it's like his ops?
Speaker 6: Why after this long I would who would do that?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 5: I can't think of a single thing from that, like
Speaker 5: from even five claimed it we did that.
Speaker 6: I have to look into that because that's like, okay,
Speaker 6: pissing on graves, you know, ship and I've heard all that.
Speaker 4: Shooting on graves is crazy.
Speaker 6: It is crazy sitting on That's why I don't want nothing, man.
Speaker 6: Just oh no, dude, yeah, I don't give me a grave,
Speaker 6: do it?
Speaker 4: Don't put my body?
Speaker 6: Can we just bury your head only.
Speaker 1: We'll bury you off to your head head exposed.
Speaker 4: I want you guys to also and then plant a
Speaker 4: seed inside of my fucking mouth so a tree goes
Speaker 4: out of my head.
Speaker 6: Expectful though, like leaving the head exposed, or only burying.
Speaker 1: The head and then the bodies exposed, like his body
Speaker 1: is outside on the ground, his heads on the ground
Speaker 1: like a fucking ostrich.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 5: I feel like the head's worse somehow, although with the body, they're.
Speaker 1: Like some vagrant can fuck them get it so like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's immediately just we'll figure it out, jackpot.
Speaker 1: You know what we'll eat. We're gonna test it out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna clone you.
Speaker 5: We're gonna kill you, you clone.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna clone you twice and kill the clones.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go on you once and kill you and
Speaker 1: your clothes, and then we'll bury one of you with
Speaker 1: his head sticking out of the grave. The will bury
Speaker 1: the other one with only his head.
Speaker 5: Very well se what people say the reaction to people if.
Speaker 1: But then here's the thing. What if people? Uh what
Speaker 1: if people separate both of them and put them together
Speaker 1: and make a frank in you and the resurrect you
Speaker 1: where it's like two clones, like and they got a
Speaker 1: different the whole set up. I like that.
Speaker 6: That's a good premise if you had a clone. Yeah,
Speaker 6: what the like at the point of having clone it
Speaker 6: all right? Cool, I'm me now, but what I not know?
Speaker 1: I'm the me I am. It doesn't matter. That's not
Speaker 1: that's a secondary kind.
Speaker 4: Of moment, it's like, which me get to continue being me?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe the headsticking that would be more disrespectful
Speaker 1: because you see the face. Yeah, you see it like
Speaker 1: withering and like fading, like you see like like birds,
Speaker 1: people slapping it.
Speaker 6: People are actually looking like that fucking police sketch, Like one.
Speaker 5: Day you look like that for sure before you turn
Speaker 5: into animated version.
Speaker 4: It doesn't we look like me. It looked like me.
Speaker 1: Ai.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it kind of annoyed me where I'm like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: the sketches because now we know, now we know it
Speaker 6: isn't definitely funny that they that that someone did that.
Speaker 6: But I was like, nah, it's now it's not Kingston.
Speaker 5: I don't like this, not king Yeah, I'm not that.
Speaker 1: Fudinar.
Speaker 5: That's just a regular woman with balls, no cock.
Speaker 1: What if they ever found that guy?
Speaker 4: They never did, They never would, hope they fucking sealed
Speaker 4: him away.
Speaker 1: Fat Albert boring unconscious women victim forty by now getting
Speaker 1: Jude out of twenty five dollars by two Big Black
Speaker 1: Sexy Big Black is realized and a light skin twing
Speaker 1: delta gamma literally fad this toddler last week was you're
Speaker 1: forty one? You're forty one? Fuck out are you forty two?
Speaker 22: Talking about what are you funny saying guys do real
Speaker 22: bid people? He's just snatched them like their crickets in
Speaker 22: a fucking in a fucking lizard.
Speaker 8: Kate forty three, that's you, Nico Cousin. Let's clambuelzed Squire
Speaker 8: the third.
Speaker 1: I'm tired Snart Tagg's hungry at lesbian uh lily disappearing
Speaker 1: during the government shutdown. I am going to go to
Speaker 1: the president of the mortar. Is he Israel's born than
Speaker 1: singing I am a heat I am hebrew Man. I
Speaker 1: think we established that it would be zion Man. Zion
Speaker 1: Man's good and zion Man is just a little bit
Speaker 1: more clever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't necessarily have a problem with Hebrewism. Well,
Speaker 6: I mean I don't like religion general, but his But
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, there was nothing wrong with like, yeah,
Speaker 6: the religion. Yeah, in a vacuum mentions fine, it's the
Speaker 6: people that fuck it up.
Speaker 1: Elder strolls, elves call red guards and one religion and
Speaker 1: people two rats piloting mecha swen to fight off the
Speaker 1: Joe Frogan invasion Old Snake, but he's addicted to paint
Speaker 1: huffing deploying a flash bang in the middle of laser
Speaker 1: tag that so rude.
Speaker 6: A bunch of kids that are just having a good time.
Speaker 1: Eat this.
Speaker 6: A shutdown laser question right down the street from you.
Speaker 4: If it sucks, you should you should throw? You should
Speaker 4: get a flash bang?
Speaker 6: A flash probably six bucksbably how to be more than that?
Speaker 1: No, No, they're certainly more than that. But like they're
Speaker 1: definitely not. They're not like I can't imagine that they're crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like I feel like you can make one.
Speaker 4: Think, right, I'm sure you could.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm pretty sure it's just you. I don't know,
Speaker 5: it could be.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about I don't know. Actually I
Speaker 1: know more about. I know a sophisticated one's probably gonna
Speaker 1: be expected. Like I have you guys seen one of
Speaker 1: them explode? No, they're fucking crazy and still see that's
Speaker 1: all in La during the fucking Kanges. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know it. They exploded like anything about flash bangs. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5: They are nutty, they're loud as fuck.
Speaker 6: I imagine trying to as you right, yeah, flash.
Speaker 1: Bangs Amazon, it's nuts, uh kingston my son. I'm a
Speaker 1: great little.
Speaker 6: Beetle tactical flashbank pouch.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, you can get like all sorts of
Speaker 1: military ship Oh they're forty apiece. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: like they like, they're not going to break the bank.
Speaker 1: It is expensive though, flash bread. That is where'd you
Speaker 1: find that?
Speaker 5: First of all, it was the website. Flash banks, not
Speaker 5: flash banks are.
Speaker 1: US military ship plus pretty much military. So I can go.
Speaker 6: I can go to a fucking surplus, a military surplus
Speaker 6: store and buy some fucking flash the m.
Speaker 1: C s s S, the m C s U S.
Speaker 1: I know a store is not not too far from me.
Speaker 1: Like that you're looking on Amazon.
Speaker 6: I love looking at Amazon to see what they could
Speaker 6: get away with.
Speaker 5: They won't even shove you a fake gun here in
Speaker 5: uh l A, is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I try to get one. I tried to get
Speaker 1: a prop for a video and they were like, no,
Speaker 1: we don't can't even do the you guys want to
Speaker 1: split six stupid. No, I don't want a flash bang?
Speaker 1: Why not? You don't want to like, I just don't
Speaker 1: want to throw it at a dog or something. You
Speaker 1: don't want to go to a Dodger game.
Speaker 6: In this thing where he got caught, like oh god,
Speaker 6: what do you do now?
Speaker 1: So you fucking he tweeted like something about I can't
Speaker 1: remember what exactly it wasn't referenced to, but it was
Speaker 1: something about like I think Zoran. He was like, if
Speaker 1: there's Muslim wins, I'm believing the I'm believing the country
Speaker 1: or something. No fucking way said that, but he deleted
Speaker 1: it because he meant to post it to like a
Speaker 1: you know, his socc account, like a side account, and
Speaker 1: then like if you search the verbatim that tweet, it
Speaker 1: comes up from like some fucking nobody.
Speaker 6: It's it's oh my god.
Speaker 1: The fact that people do that is crazy. The fact
Speaker 1: that people have soccer accounts is insane, especially like.
Speaker 6: High profile people that I'm like, dude, what do you
Speaker 6: gain at the very least, why don't you employ minions
Speaker 6: or boot to do it? Yeah, it's they're doing it themselves, dude.
Speaker 6: They they're they're grifting and accumulating all this money and
Speaker 6: then still choosing to be miserable on Twitter.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Crazy to the fucking the fucking money to get from it,
Speaker 4: so that just like did Temple could just leave and enjoy.
Speaker 5: His life, you know, oh sure yeah, but like they
Speaker 5: can all retire and like be it's too cool.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, yeah, well he's obvious, he's he's
Speaker 1: miser he's been injecting himself with those sorts of fucking
Speaker 1: weird ship.
Speaker 6: When I heard him say that, like the oh, like
Speaker 6: about the thing where it's everybody else is a problem
Speaker 6: and not him, you know, it came to like women
Speaker 6: are dating.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh, he's done, he's cooked, he's sad,
Speaker 1: he's there's also the thing where it was like, uh,
Speaker 1: where was it, no, not reel Ukraine is our number
Speaker 1: one enemy or something? Yeah he pounded the desk.
Speaker 5: I like, yeah, he just talk about enemy. Ukraine is
Speaker 5: our enemy.
Speaker 1: I like Ukraine even if we first of all, even
Speaker 1: if they were, they're not even in the top like
Speaker 1: fifteen of like the United the enemies in the United
Speaker 1: States is just crazy.
Speaker 5: The idea that they would be our greatest enemies insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, check clearing moment, right, very, check clearing moment.
Speaker 1: Very that's a very seven thousand dollars post feeding every
Speaker 1: pilot slow acting x Lax and melowtonin uh it just
Speaker 1: cause man so crazy. So they fall asleep and then
Speaker 1: crash a plane somewhere. The idea that they would ship
Speaker 1: themselves so much that they would they would they would
Speaker 1: rise in their chair over and they wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to see out of the cockpit and then they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of not being able to see. They
Speaker 1: pass out.
Speaker 4: I'm so tired from shipping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would exhaust them just simply shipping.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never taken a really bad ships and like
Speaker 4: I gotta go to bed now, okay, be getting the
Speaker 4: stomach flu Yeah yeah that hopping a shower, I think
Speaker 4: a ship roll right into the shower, shower off, and
Speaker 4: fall asleep and drove myself of the shower.
Speaker 1: My my my friend thought is my friend's dad thought
Speaker 1: he was dead because he passed up the.
Speaker 5: Showers on the showers crazy? It is great before what
Speaker 5: standing up?
Speaker 1: Kind of you like laid down in the shower. I
Speaker 1: have never sleep standing up that I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't standing up. I kind of like fell back and.
Speaker 5: Because you just have a shower, you don't have a tub.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's not this shower, not this one, though
Speaker 4: I have a shower.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, because I found it. Sleep in the
Speaker 1: tub a little bit kind of it's technically more dangerous,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 4: I falls in the sub with the toaster nearby the outlet,
Speaker 4: and yeah, grilling and ship that it falls before it falls,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what's happening.
Speaker 1: I rolled out stupid AI video. You know, it really
Speaker 1: bumped me out. I had a dream that like, I
Speaker 1: found uh, I found a working I had a dream
Speaker 1: that I was going through my old stuff because I
Speaker 1: was just in New York and it felt like believable
Speaker 1: for some reason. And I found like a working Motorola
Speaker 1: droid and I was like, oh, this is kind of cool.
Speaker 1: It works, it's nuts, and I was like I woke
Speaker 1: up excited to kind of fuck around with it.
Speaker 4: I had a weird dream that I was for some
Speaker 4: reason young again and inside about this Christian school okay,
Speaker 4: and it was horrible. Was every time every time I
Speaker 4: like had a remote thought of my own, they were like,
Speaker 4: you're being so rude and un godlike.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh shit, I have to get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 6: I don't believe you when you say that. And I
Speaker 6: was like, oh shit, I'm thirty one. Why am I
Speaker 6: here now? Examine that dream? Why you wanted to be
Speaker 6: a fucking kid?
Speaker 5: Examine the twin kids.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy, reckless rhino. The slogan too, I said therapy.
Speaker 1: I only treat others how I want to be treated.
Speaker 1: That's why I fucked them in the ass. Poop Brother
Speaker 1: Poop Mike Chris Hansen, Tomagachi is really hungry. Andy Pants
Speaker 1: made a I c Sam of his own daughter. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? I just saw that. I saw that.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, okay, man, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The man posted that and I responded just with
Speaker 1: that the fucking picture of the fish from spob were
Speaker 1: like they what?
Speaker 5: So apparently I don't even know how to fucking talk
Speaker 5: about this.
Speaker 1: The Andy Pants, this guy who was like arguing with
Speaker 1: the actman and he's a he's a grift kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I guess he was making a game about gay Nazis
Speaker 1: or something. I really have no I but in the
Speaker 1: game there's like, uh, there's like a pedophile and he
Speaker 1: has like he is like, uh, you know, see Sam,
Speaker 1: see Sam and they and they. I guess he made
Speaker 1: it blurry or something or like he I don't know
Speaker 1: if the thing is like he aied stuff that's supposed
Speaker 1: to look like that but wasn't. And then but like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like it's weird you're gonna have. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I didn't look too deep into it because I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I don't want I don't really want
Speaker 1: this in my search quite frankly, so like I just didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't look too deeply into it. But if you're curious,
Speaker 1: you can go to ah, you can. Uh.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's probably like some commentary video about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It reinforced my thoughts on God, I don't use
Speaker 1: Twitter that much anymore because of shit like that. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm having a great time on Instagram watching the
Speaker 6: dumbest fucking Instagram's way better. And then I literally the
Speaker 6: first thing I saw was that last night when I
Speaker 6: was on Twitter night.
Speaker 1: Immediately just I was, I just closed it. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: I'm good? Yeah, anyway, old man spaghetti nuts, uh, domin
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Speaker 1: fore him round eyed Asian making his wife listen to
Speaker 1: the show p s A Go watch Chris Stuckman's new movie,
Speaker 1: Shelby Oaks. It also has a side character played by
Speaker 1: Our Lord and Savor, Keith David. I did see That's wild.
Speaker 1: He's in a movie. He's in everything.
Speaker 4: Man, he's the fucking man. I think he has one
Speaker 4: of the most perfect acting careers. To say, he's when
Speaker 4: it comes to every rendition of this.
Speaker 1: Acting, the pure longevity of him is insane. Yeah, but uh,
Speaker 1: change the change so stupid. Change the name of the
Speaker 1: podcast to spear chuckles. No, yeah, we're gonna go that route.
Speaker 4: You gotta be more offensive. You can't put chuckles. You
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Speaker 6: I don't know about just like straight up the hard
Speaker 6: urs like the word or like the word the word,
Speaker 6: the word, the actual word.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to say it right.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Interesting, that would be outraged if there was a podcast
Speaker 1: called The Words with the distributors let us do that. No, stupid,
Speaker 1: the fuck? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: Hate this bullshit? Like, dude, I got like this, My
Speaker 6: art got rejected, right. I dropped this anti fascist song
Speaker 6: and it was just a fucking swastika like circled out
Speaker 6: with you know, the red circle, like no Nazi and.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, she's making a picture of sandwich or something.
Speaker 6: I just put one of those dumb vapor fucking wave
Speaker 6: things and it's this is anti fascis. It's because I
Speaker 6: just pissed me off, and I'm like, how could you
Speaker 6: not tell that I'm not. It's not just a fucking swastiking.
Speaker 6: I think they just walk. I know they just don't bullshit.
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Speaker 5: Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito.
Speaker 1: Would you rather suck Garris to completion or kiss Miranda
Speaker 1: on the mouth the fuck I would probably kiss Miranda
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Speaker 5: I don't I don't really want to know what's going
Speaker 5: on there.
Speaker 6: I don't want to see his turns.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like, what are the fuckers that look like? Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 4: Turns of birds right there?
Speaker 1: Av right, yeah, yeah, I guess I don't want to
Speaker 1: see that, like a like a like a long vestigial
Speaker 1: chloacal organ.
Speaker 6: It was dick, looks like a pelican's nose. What was
Speaker 6: the fact that it was the really big penis. It's
Speaker 6: kind of boring. Probably it just looks like a human,
Speaker 6: like a beige human penis.
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Speaker 5: real Dean.
Speaker 6: It's it's just a regular dick.
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Speaker 1: I have not had one track. He's he's getting too
Speaker 1: skinny for my liking. He's Luigi Judah.
Speaker 4: Now I must sit dog sitting there.
Speaker 1: You gets so thin. He looks like cinnamond. What did
Speaker 1: you bros carrying? Miss Oh? It's one of these hard
Speaker 1: has peepe john Otto. Take him to the Matthews Bridge.
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Speaker 1: mayon ase or PG thirteen jars. I do PG thirteen
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Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, if you can pull it off, it's
Speaker 6: the balls are all your fucking eyeballs and your tongue.
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Speaker 1: real sween In in sewer imposter Swen died in Costa
Speaker 1: Rica to make a robot Imposterswen not a sentence A
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Speaker 1: dicking balls in between Chunley snies and telling her to
Speaker 1: squeeze until she hears a pop. Whoa, Uh took continue afterwards,
Speaker 1: continue to do my head, next, do my entire body.
Speaker 5: Uh, I took it in my bottom.
Speaker 1: Now I'm queer. Put it in the their bottom of
Speaker 1: the whole team queer. And then he clarifies that it's
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Speaker 1: Victor we Yama is the goat cock cheese crumbs. You're
Speaker 1: welcome here in club feet. I'm not in club feet.
Speaker 1: You are not in club feet? All right, footsy guy
Speaker 1: foots I'm not crazy. Mike says that I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear him.
Speaker 4: I know he said. He said one of the things
Speaker 4: he was an Actually I remember.
Speaker 1: Feet well to this will go easier, this will go hard.
Speaker 23: I'll go hard if.
Speaker 1: You'll go easy.
Speaker 6: That's pretty a great life's pretty. It's like an alf
Speaker 6: a little bit. I think it's really funny.
Speaker 5: He looks like an alf John burnhal the fuck?
Speaker 1: Uh what's his name? He's just me.
Speaker 4: He looks a little ELFI know what the.
Speaker 1: What's his name? At the point, got the point cop guy.
Speaker 4: When I was younger, Cop guy.
Speaker 1: I was younger, they called me Zelda. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they called me. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: That bothers me that I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Stop calling me that I'm linked, Mike Link, dumb motherfucking
Speaker 2: Look my gun on my forehead, Walter, Well, I got
Speaker 2: the Jonathan Banks, I got a trifle and a double
Speaker 2: barrow shot the cop in Gremlins.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, which is insane because he looks nothing
Speaker 1: like it, because he's, you know, right, so old. Now,
Speaker 1: oh he was so old, like he was like like
Speaker 1: twenty five and then and that in Gremlins or whatever,
Speaker 1: he was young he was twenty nine or thirty two or.
Speaker 6: Like thirty five, thirty eight, nineteen.
Speaker 1: Fuck you man? How old is was his name? Again?
Speaker 1: Jonathan Banks?
Speaker 6: It's a gremlin, Walter in Gremlin?
Speaker 1: Why don't you look up his age? And they do
Speaker 1: at least some of the worst. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do the math, Walter.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's thirty seven.
Speaker 4: Fucking jack.
Speaker 1: That was literally right, Well, I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, man, you know age like that come in my eyes, Walter.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna me no cab no caball.
Speaker 23: I hate to break it to your Walter, but if
Speaker 23: you don't let me goggle you come right now.
Speaker 1: You're not leaving here alive.
Speaker 4: You're nuts the sky leve agad and I know she's
Speaker 4: a bit of a bitch, but you still love those Yeah?
Speaker 14: No, Actually that's I literally already bashed your baby against
Speaker 14: the rocks.
Speaker 6: So you can lose more, you can lose less.
Speaker 1: You see you see that.
Speaker 6: Magnet up there on the on refrigerator, that's actually your
Speaker 6: baby's body.
Speaker 1: I flat turned into magnet placed under the refrigerator.
Speaker 12: Put him into the pizza throw my roof babies remains
Speaker 12: faking a pizza out of.
Speaker 1: Mike. If you did this, so help me.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 23: You have no recourse in Walter, I literally have a
Speaker 23: jet back on.
Speaker 1: You've got no power here, Walter.
Speaker 23: Have you ever played Crash Bandicoot two Cortex strikes back?
Speaker 6: Oh what is that?
Speaker 4: Walter starts spitting, Well, much.
Speaker 14: Like in that game, Walter, I have a jet bag
Speaker 14: and I'm gonna fly away. The second you lurch towards
Speaker 14: me with that gun. I'm gonna do good luck hitting
Speaker 14: me because I'm gonna do crazy loops.
Speaker 6: He's describing a bus fight and also jumps on a box.
Speaker 1: Look up.
Speaker 6: The mask on, Walter, I'm coming at you. What all
Speaker 6: I got, Walter? I got a speed boost from the
Speaker 6: mask on.
Speaker 1: Here's your dead son. He he looks like a like
Speaker 1: a deflated like Christmas thing.
Speaker 4: He looks like a yoga mat.
Speaker 1: He's got blue he said. Eric escapes a disabled the
Speaker 1: air leave disabled. That is I'll you know you will.
Speaker 5: He cuts it, cuts to the cameras behind.
Speaker 1: He's got no shirt, he's got shorts up. He's like
Speaker 1: to just mowing. I want to play this game. I
Speaker 1: want to play. Somebody, please, somebody please go into the
Speaker 1: going to the files of like the Insane Trilogy or something,
Speaker 1: and mod mod Mike Urbittad has cortex someone. I want
Speaker 1: Walter White's model to be crash banded and I want
Speaker 1: him spinning. I wonder what mods are for the Insane
Speaker 1: Trilogy on ps on on on not ps on PC.
Speaker 6: Never. I've never even thought nothing or the worst stuff,
Speaker 6: the nothing over the world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's check Nexus. Yeah, Nexus mods crash I need that.
Speaker 1: I need to figure out I might actually learn more
Speaker 1: of like you know what, I'm gonna get better. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get better with blender. I'm already trying. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go Walter White Grass Band. I'll figure it out. Oh
Speaker 1: God Jesus Christ. Okay, we're gonna keep going. Uh if
Speaker 1: you don't, he puts it from the background, not hungry enough.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Chram gonna okay that already goon devil the
Speaker 1: man without come. Sween has true sight and that's why
Speaker 1: he can see his dad. Siona's fat fucking girl cock swanna.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, man. Most the most
Speaker 1: stable UI five game is Sonic Racing Cross Worlds. It's
Speaker 1: actually probably an embarking is probably it's probably actually the finals.
Speaker 1: That game runs like fucking crazy good. Oh that's that expression, right,
Speaker 1: It's like, uh yes, sort of. It's like the district.
Speaker 1: Everything's destructible. When it's like a game shows by the
Speaker 1: guys who did a or I guess are doing arc
Speaker 1: Raiders and that it's pretty good. It's okay, it's nice,
Speaker 1: but it's like, I can't play an extraction shooter like this.
Speaker 1: I can't play a third person I cannot play a
Speaker 1: third person competitive game where I am fighting over shit
Speaker 1: that I can lose permanently. I can't do I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not gonna sit I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: run down the hallway. And some guys like sitting behind
Speaker 1: a wall looking at me and I can't see him
Speaker 1: because his camera is just like you know, peeking, and
Speaker 1: then I lose everything.
Speaker 4: Now, like a motherfucking trials, I would sort of pick
Speaker 4: like a motherfucking trisal.
Speaker 1: Sirrus like A.
Speaker 4: And Peo would be like, what are you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm like nothing, Well, dude, imagine now, like you're swort
Speaker 1: picking trials and then if you kill them, they lose
Speaker 1: their exotics. That's what extraction shooters are. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking I'll do it in first person. I'll
Speaker 1: play a first person shooter. That that's that's that.
Speaker 5: But I'm not you're not gonna get your camera to
Speaker 5: look at me. Well, I can't see you.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. But there's a reason why Gears and like
Speaker 1: Uncharted is fun, but I like, I'm not taking that
Speaker 1: ship seriously, you know, I'm not getting sweaty in Gears.
Speaker 4: I would love to love love.
Speaker 20: Was it?
Speaker 1: Was it called wall Bouncy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the wall Bouncy is insane.
Speaker 6: The fact, I would love why people would have wall
Speaker 6: bounced perfectly and they would walk bounce past each other
Speaker 6: and blow it to his heads up. I'm like, what
Speaker 6: the fuck did I just see?
Speaker 1: Notice? Is Bulger's Oh who, what's this? Halo's about killings.
Speaker 4: I'm gonta stop talking about that. Stop talking about that.
Speaker 1: That clearly suspicious uh situation going on. Yeah, that guy
Speaker 1: clearly didn't do it. Uh very much soul so that
Speaker 1: he didn't do it, which is kind of crazy because
Speaker 1: I was just kind of operating on something that Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: they they got him, I guess, but uh, all right,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see to Mitchie the kid banded my
Speaker 1: dick come inter Snatch. Cale Castus is the goat. I
Speaker 1: do want to get around to finishing those games, because
Speaker 1: I still like them very cool. I started all the
Speaker 1: games and I don't finish because I just get sucked
Speaker 1: into other ship and I'm like, I do want to
Speaker 1: like kind of sit down with like a game like that,
Speaker 1: Fall in Order is really good, Survivor is insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I liked them when I was playing another one too.
Speaker 1: I honestly think though, with like those games of the game,
Speaker 1: I just go through on like story mode or something.
Speaker 5: I just don't really want to.
Speaker 1: I'm not really that into like like earlier we were
Speaker 1: talking about, I'm just like I'm not into like busting
Speaker 1: my ass for like story stuff, like if it's a
Speaker 1: good story, like like Wicher, I always play that like
Speaker 1: which are three? Every time I played I've played it on,
Speaker 1: like fucking give me the story because.
Speaker 4: There's nothing experiencing games like that for me. I like
Speaker 4: the challenge of games, but that is not everyone's.
Speaker 5: I like the challenge of games too, but like I
Speaker 5: guess I'm like more particular about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it depends, especially if I'm especially if I'm gonna
Speaker 6: do something again. So I a lot of times I'm like,
Speaker 6: all right, I experienced it in the way that I
Speaker 6: wanted you Now I'm more like kind of want to.
Speaker 1: Go through and have fun the first time with Nogic.
Speaker 1: Like I never play a Halo game. I never played
Speaker 1: a Halo game. I'm legendary. First.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it's a miserable.
Speaker 1: I have a friend that was like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking crazy, that's right.
Speaker 6: It's literally like, uh, I think Halo three because that's
Speaker 6: when I was living with them it's dropped and then so.
Speaker 1: Immediately put on immediately legendary.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm just like, I remember there's a early
Speaker 6: on in the game there's these two Hunters and there's
Speaker 6: like these platforms that like I'm trying to describe it
Speaker 6: and see, but like earlier on in the game there's
Speaker 6: just these two Hunters and you can go up or down,
Speaker 6: and like we couldn't get past it because it was
Speaker 6: just it was just too it was too hard. I'm
Speaker 6: sure he got pasted it eventually when he focused, yeah,
Speaker 6: with like friends and ship, but I'm just like, this
Speaker 6: isn't fun, Like we're just getting killed over and over.
Speaker 6: It was like playing Mortal Kombat, the arcade Mortal Kombat too.
Speaker 6: It's one of the hardest fucking games. It's designed to
Speaker 6: make sure you give.
Speaker 5: What's crazy.
Speaker 1: As you're saying that, and I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: I should know, but like I don't. If you quiz
Speaker 1: me and you were like, when do the Hunters first
Speaker 1: show up in Haloary, I'm like that I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I should know that given how many
Speaker 5: times I've played it, but I earnestly don't know the.
Speaker 4: My greatest moment from Halo is my friend literally getting
Speaker 4: a cardboard box and putting it on top of beside
Speaker 4: screen peak.
Speaker 6: That was like open and is like this hard.
Speaker 9: I remember that.
Speaker 6: I remember I remembering not looking at my screen and
Speaker 6: I was doing it and I was like, I remember I.
Speaker 1: Remember going to people's houses and that was like a
Speaker 1: like the cardboard divider the screening.
Speaker 4: Like one person to be sitting down at a cardboard
Speaker 4: on top of there.
Speaker 1: But I was, I was bad.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 5: I did that exactly once and I was like, all right,
Speaker 5: you know what, I don't care if you screen whatever.
Speaker 4: I screen watched a lot.
Speaker 1: It was bad. It's impossible, Like.
Speaker 5: You can't hard, there's no way you're not doing like
Speaker 5: I've tried to not do it.
Speaker 1: But like I the thing is like I knew that
Speaker 1: game so intimately, but like I could just tell by
Speaker 1: like the color the colors read off the screen. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you're in that room, like I know
Speaker 1: you're you're in the blue room, because all I said.
Speaker 5: Everyone you're in the blue room.
Speaker 1: I know where you are. I'm gonna go kill you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 5: It's just it's impossible.
Speaker 1: You can't but screen like suppos screen Halo was never
Speaker 1: like that was such a fun.
Speaker 6: That moment brought so much joined me because of how
Speaker 6: insanely stupid it people getting mad at like, dude, stuff screenwatching.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm not screen watching.
Speaker 1: I'm not screen Like, yeah, you're going to it.
Speaker 6: It's an advantage, Like why would you?
Speaker 1: It's just like you you just have to you just
Speaker 1: kind of have to agree that all of your screen peaking.
Speaker 1: Really the only way to play is like we're gonna
Speaker 1: screen peak, Yeah, what are you gonna do sneak up
Speaker 1: on one of it? Like come on, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: a stealth game. It's exactly. We're not split screening splinter
Speaker 1: Cell on different teams. Like it's just like what the fuck,
Speaker 1: Oh man, you are gonna kill you.
Speaker 5: I do miss splinter Cell like multiplayers.
Speaker 1: So that was so it's all. Double Agent was so good.
Speaker 4: I missed that era of games where it's like everything
Speaker 4: was this couch co op and it would just lead
Speaker 4: to the most insane amy moments. Yeah, like me and
Speaker 4: my friends all being together, we were doing like the
Speaker 4: deceptions more combat deceptions combos, and one of our friends
Speaker 4: finally get in.
Speaker 1: And like that was the new you got it.
Speaker 5: The new comment of all is four player online co op.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: Gonna be cool. That's cool.
Speaker 5: But I had an extra seat to the hog does not.
Speaker 5: You can like sit on the bumper.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 4: It's just fun interesting. I'm gonna I'm gonna play it
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: Who am I kidding? Yeah, it's it's a remake too,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, if it was a new game, I
Speaker 1: would have been like, you could have played it with you,
Speaker 1: but I would have played it specifically maybe to like,
Speaker 1: we'll see. But this one is like a how can
Speaker 1: they how can they really fun move with the Pokemon game.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna play this ship anyway.
Speaker 1: Then I bought. I was like, this is actually dog ship,
Speaker 1: but really fun fucking garbage. I love it. I don't
Speaker 1: even I can't understand how this is so bad. He
Speaker 1: got so actually great at the same thing as a
Speaker 1: garbage disposal. He's at his happiest when he's eating garbage
Speaker 1: complaining about shit. I love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm not happy. It's like most people.
Speaker 1: Might be the African American little person wordsmith uh hamster
Speaker 1: in a sock with is now plus five after extensive use.
Speaker 1: Oh the Outer Worlds too is out there? Reminds me,
Speaker 1: damn it, that's so much. I'm so tired. Reforming the
Speaker 1: Battalion I self to finish Yota same oh yeah finished.
Speaker 1: I took a break when I was home, and then
Speaker 1: I got back into it. I was like, I forgot
Speaker 1: how to play this. It's not that confusing, no, but
Speaker 1: like I'm in, I'm deep into it, and I was
Speaker 1: getting into a groove and now I'm like, now I'm
Speaker 1: in parts of the game that are hard that you
Speaker 1: don't know how to put that hard, but like they're
Speaker 1: they're you know, they assume you've been playing, and so
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, I don't remember how to do certain things.
Speaker 5: My muscle memory is kind of off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Reforming the Battalion de San Patricio in Venezuela for
Speaker 1: the Latina's you, Lily d I see you, Phantom Necromancer
Speaker 1: h Craig, the Canadian Killer Queen has already touched her penis.
Speaker 1: It's your boy, Seanny Dee game shot coming. Change your name,
Speaker 1: Chris at Grock Is this true? We are losing objective? Objective?
Speaker 1: N Ward?
Speaker 19: Is it?
Speaker 1: Edward? What is it? What is E in military E?
Speaker 1: I think it might be Edward actually mean like alpha
Speaker 1: beta delta, oh echo, yeah, Edward fucking crazy and word
Speaker 1: fun fact, what's f uh fox trot trot? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know any of this, I like know it all
Speaker 1: alpha beta. I don't know why alpha beta delta penis.
Speaker 1: What's see again, Charlie, that's what. That's what sucked me
Speaker 1: up because I was like, it's is it a name again?
Speaker 1: I don't like some of the name of some of
Speaker 1: them are well, it's only Charlie. That's a name.
Speaker 6: They used to be like, it was very different. There
Speaker 6: used to be a few more names. I started watching it.
Speaker 6: Funny enough, I started watching a channel called rob Words,
Speaker 6: and he's like some linguist dude or whatever, at least
Speaker 6: I think he is. And I was recently, I just like,
Speaker 6: I don't know if he's like a certified, but he
Speaker 6: seems like he is more than I am, so like
Speaker 6: I'll watch yeah, yeah he was. He recently actually put
Speaker 6: out a video about the history of the and how
Speaker 6: it how it started and where it is now. And
Speaker 6: because I always wonders, like why the fuck is Zulu,
Speaker 6: Like that's you know, because like I always it seemed
Speaker 6: like the a bunch of white people making this list
Speaker 6: and using the word Zulu seemed kind of peculiar to me.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, is that a.
Speaker 5: Reason why you get to Zulu? You got a problem?
Speaker 1: It should it's an objective Zulu, like it all.
Speaker 6: Just has to do it literally, it's actually just completely
Speaker 6: comes down to just science and just them just cranking
Speaker 6: what sounds better than what. So they had to keep
Speaker 6: revising each time, and each time to uh to people.
Speaker 1: At all.
Speaker 5: Then no, no, it's not even beta, it's Bravo.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, you're right, it's Alpha Bravo. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought alpha is not even with a pH.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And so it's it's not like it's there's reasons
Speaker 6: for that.
Speaker 1: There's every thing that is in there.
Speaker 6: It's calculated and then you know it's it just you know,
Speaker 6: they just gotta It was interesting because some of the
Speaker 6: names that used to be they had to take them
Speaker 6: out because they were they were too German, and like
Speaker 6: they were like, oh these like this is the kind
Speaker 6: of like Nazi ship and it could be like.
Speaker 1: I could seem in sensitive, like it was like the
Speaker 1: crowds to note we're saying no, like well.
Speaker 6: It was just weird that like how it's an interesting
Speaker 6: video if you put in like rob words and then
Speaker 6: like fucking yeah, he's just some fucking.
Speaker 4: Weirdch awkward British guy. I'm caught up when I'm actually
Speaker 4: signified bullshit, so I gotta watch that.
Speaker 6: I watched half of the centers.
Speaker 4: Yah, I have to finish it. I watched some of
Speaker 4: it and I was like, I'm gonna take a break.
Speaker 4: I was watching this thing on a fucking uh black
Speaker 4: misogyny and feminism, and I'm like, this video is fucking
Speaker 4: wild because.
Speaker 6: The people that he's showing me are like these guys
Speaker 6: had followings on the internet.
Speaker 4: What the fuck of course this guy is just a rapist.
Speaker 1: That's thing.
Speaker 24: That's just that's his little you know, that's his fonsie
Speaker 24: like hitting, yeah, raping, come over a bitch, fucking frogs.
Speaker 4: The police can't speak ribbon.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 4: That's genius, but like the dark kind of genius.
Speaker 1: I can't. I think I heard something like that somewhere.
Speaker 1: Somebody's doing an impression of products like rape me anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh fun fact, there's a guy who specifically into rich
Speaker 1: women buying. Wonder what yes, wonderbread. Yes, while they think,
Speaker 1: while they think about pollution, what is happening? What is this?
Speaker 1: So there's this.
Speaker 4: So one of our friends is an artist and she
Speaker 4: got a commission from this guy that wanted her to
Speaker 4: draw a white woman buying wonderbread thinking about pollution. I
Speaker 4: think it's some sort of white supremacist dog whistle thing.
Speaker 4: It's fucking crazy. Look into it, I guys, look into it.
Speaker 4: People that, people that are in the comments. You may
Speaker 4: know more than this, because you guys are a little
Speaker 4: little crazy than I am. Yeah, send us what it means?
Speaker 4: Sounds like DM DM it to us.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm asking, like what is what is chopped?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: It's it just feels it's it's it's more older than
Speaker 6: more old. It's older than that. It's fucking weird. I
Speaker 6: don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 1: You'll be like whatever, sween, would you rather go to
Speaker 1: Disney World with King Dad or watch the legit you
Speaker 1: with a handful of beatles? King Dad? Yeah, went to
Speaker 1: the saying so much about the cheating. It's more about
Speaker 1: the beatles.
Speaker 4: That's what makes it weird, because you're fucking animals and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Like if I got cheated on with a person.
Speaker 1: I mean like all right, but then like.
Speaker 6: How do you fuck bugs that I'm crawl inside joh,
Speaker 6: I have the blighter After that.
Speaker 1: Too, went to the stupid dung gayety convension. Everyone there,
Speaker 1: neew you wearing my glasses to sleep so I can
Speaker 1: see better in my dreams.
Speaker 4: That's technically thinking outside the box. I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget falling asleep and having like a sleeperassis
Speaker 1: hallucination of like a goblin in my room. And I
Speaker 1: did this on purpose, like I tried to induce sleeper
Speaker 1: houses and it worked. I just kept I just kept
Speaker 1: like waking up and then like lulling myself back to
Speaker 1: sleep until eventually like shifted the gears.
Speaker 4: I had sue prowess for like for years, and I've
Speaker 4: never seen anything.
Speaker 1: I've only had it like three times, but I hallucinated,
Speaker 1: well the things. I never saw anything because it was
Speaker 1: always dark, but like that time, I was like it
Speaker 1: was daytime, and I remember like I hallucinated. I knew
Speaker 1: it was a goblin because he said I'm a goblin.
Speaker 1: I'm a goblin, but he was like dancing. He was
Speaker 1: like wake up, wake up or something. But he was
Speaker 1: like at the foot of my bed. But I did
Speaker 1: my glasses and so he was out of focus. But
Speaker 1: I understood that it was like a goblin. And I
Speaker 1: was like, that's crazy because like my brain is like
Speaker 1: trying to actively like make it so it's real by
Speaker 1: blurring it, but I don't get to see, Like I
Speaker 1: have the full HD version in my head clearly because
Speaker 1: I'm blurring it, but I don't get to see it.
Speaker 1: What if it walked over you put your glasses on you, Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what my design was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was. I was bummed out. I've never seen
Speaker 1: but that was crazy to me that like your hallucinations
Speaker 1: will like because I guess if it's just a fucking
Speaker 1: in focus, if it's just an in focused goblin, I
Speaker 1: guess it wouldn't registered like.
Speaker 6: Sinking from me. Whenever I felt like I was just
Speaker 6: partially green, I think it was yellow.
Speaker 5: It was like more like a Mac and Me from
Speaker 5: when I remember like a Mac and Me, kind of
Speaker 5: like yellowish.
Speaker 1: I thought it was the hob goblin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't green, It wasn't anywhere near green green throbbling.
Speaker 5: But I'm so bummed out about that because it was funny.
Speaker 1: That's what happens about it too, is like if you're
Speaker 1: expecting to have sleeper houses, it's not scary, So like
Speaker 1: the nightmare or the dream that you're having is not
Speaker 1: scary either. So it's just like fucking silly, dumb shit
Speaker 1: that you're.
Speaker 4: Losing any that's crazy years. Actually you should do it.
Speaker 1: It's fun. You should.
Speaker 4: I wasn't scary. It was scary for me, like the
Speaker 4: first time it happened.
Speaker 1: Then the first time it happened, I was so scared
Speaker 1: because I thought, like, oh no, I'm Christopher Eve, I'll
Speaker 1: never move again. I thought I was dying. Wasppened before.
Speaker 1: It's scary. You're not gay, I mean you're you're You're
Speaker 1: no I am, Oh you guys are. That's the problem, right,
Speaker 1: we're fucking we're evolved all that dick. I suck not
Speaker 1: afraid of not being able, But all Ice agents fumbled
Speaker 1: the Latina in their past. OBI want to blow me?
Speaker 1: Where uh kremlin de gremlin? When will I get buff
Speaker 1: sexy women? Oh?
Speaker 5: Buff sexy? Swing work out more.
Speaker 6: Chris fel like I don't feel good at all. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it feels good.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like consistently working out just
Speaker 4: hurts all.
Speaker 1: Of it feels good.
Speaker 5: It feels good to have worked out in.
Speaker 1: Theory, but not your body wants a medication to boost
Speaker 1: your test.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to beat lu.
Speaker 1: This of all time. Uh to the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 1: Derek Humer be like, what if it's sad of Semonos?
Speaker 1: It's seminos gay.
Speaker 6: Talking about like you think I haven't said that before?
Speaker 4: When is coming out?
Speaker 5: And he makes love with John Jenre Now, I don't
Speaker 5: know when that's coming out.
Speaker 6: I think it's it's uh uh is it soon next
Speaker 6: It's no, it's late next year. And they said they
Speaker 6: had no plan. I'm so pissed they have no plans
Speaker 6: on uh doing of number three, which is I was
Speaker 6: just like, oh, we don't want to divert any resources
Speaker 6: from working on the new game.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what.
Speaker 6: About the other two?
Speaker 1: Then that's a bullshit excuse.
Speaker 6: I just think they don't want to clear all the
Speaker 6: John Reno, it's probably like a headache.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're still around.
Speaker 1: It's a headache. Had a lot of those games up
Speaker 1: up and running, Yeah, which is a bomber because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of great games that are just stuck because
Speaker 1: of licensing bullshit. I guess Marvel Ultimate Alliance like still,
Speaker 1: like can you play that on modern horor you can't? Right? No,
Speaker 1: I have That's why I got my three sixties. I
Speaker 1: can play. We can't play it on next I wonder
Speaker 1: if could play on new Xtbox actually was compatible.
Speaker 4: You can probably play the game. Maybe I'm not going
Speaker 4: to be able to download that ship anywhere. No know,
Speaker 4: the Transformers game, I wonder, They're so good and they're
Speaker 4: just fucking gone.
Speaker 5: Marvel Ultimate Alliance backwards.
Speaker 1: You probably can't compatible, I hope, so I feel like
Speaker 1: I would hurt.
Speaker 6: I would though, is like when I tried playing like
Speaker 6: Dragon Age Origins on Maxbox one. We look like ship,
Speaker 6: but then like I put in like on my three sixty,
Speaker 6: like you play those games.
Speaker 1: Damn looks great.
Speaker 5: Wait, there's an Xbox one version of it.
Speaker 1: Marvel Alliance one Xbox One.
Speaker 5: I might fucking buy this just so I can play it.
Speaker 4: The first one is really solid, like two is great.
Speaker 4: I never played.
Speaker 5: I never played the second, so I don't have any
Speaker 5: like two sides, Like who do you want to be?
Speaker 4: With fucking who do you want to fuck a freedom Fighter?
Speaker 4: I chose one guy with Miss Marvin obviously because she's
Speaker 4: a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy the ship.
Speaker 6: Out of this are fun, fucking yeah, dude, Iron Man
Speaker 6: shooting at clause and then they beams fucking like shooting
Speaker 6: all the directions.
Speaker 1: It's so sap shooting.
Speaker 4: Deadpool have the sucking the rain where Deadpool suit the
Speaker 4: Spider Man webs people, which is just fucked up because they're.
Speaker 1: Trying to run away.
Speaker 6: Spider Man webs tend to get shot, so you can
Speaker 6: just say I didn't kill them, Deadpool killed them, but
Speaker 6: it's like you. My favorite is like the whole just
Speaker 6: throwing Professor X at people so good, Yeah, the whole
Speaker 6: like you in the in the in the in the
Speaker 6: hovering chair and then he.
Speaker 1: Just tosses.
Speaker 6: The sable person and he makes a process but everybody
Speaker 6: get in the line to get hit, but it's.
Speaker 1: And then Batman comes and he breaks a COVID vile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have fun dying in three weeks, Three Boys, One You,
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Speaker 1: History Rises, His epicons, Don Doncerson, homeless Chris uh Chris,
Speaker 1: Christopher riposterpots what that's my name backwards? Oh gotcha, it's
Speaker 1: impossible to say them. There's a pah there. Uh Mason
Speaker 1: the metal head pp me singing to a man. Put
Speaker 1: my legs on and put my legs on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: It's not talking about ellipses. F uh fat And I'm
Speaker 1: going to I'm going to peg Jason Todd the j
Speaker 1: K and JK rallying and short for gigantic cut. John
Speaker 1: strickland Marks eighteen nine. While I lost one, I lost
Speaker 1: stone sober October broke my leg and E M. T.
Speaker 1: Crew gave me that old fin fin They do give you.
Speaker 4: Very minor Do I know they're not.
Speaker 1: It's not some streaks crazy. We have no good old morphine.
Speaker 1: It's scary. It's scary to people. Yeah, whatever missed the
Speaker 1: good old days used morphine. Now we get used fentanyl.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy. Doing that is crazy because it's
Speaker 1: making the thing it looks like it looks like nothing's
Speaker 1: doing it. I gras uh road long metal long medow
Speaker 1: m a h zip code. I'm not going to read
Speaker 1: the zip code. The first the key Davis soon hosting
Speaker 1: their own solo episode. I now I now know how
Speaker 1: Christian felt when Sonic's arm color changed.
Speaker 5: I went about the Halo thing. Oh, I feel like
Speaker 5: everything's fine.
Speaker 1: Really, I saw like minor complaints. Uh, I didn't see
Speaker 1: some complaints. The redundant needler counter on the like, is
Speaker 1: very silly. What's the point of that? So the needler
Speaker 1: has an AMMO counter on it on the bottom, but
Speaker 1: like the AMA counter is the needles. Yeah, and also
Speaker 1: the needler isn't a gun where you're counting your AMMO anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you spray the entire clip. That's the point of the needler.
Speaker 1: So it is, it's silly.
Speaker 6: It seems like like I just don't even want it
Speaker 6: seems so redundant, like it's I'm like, it's nitpicky touter
Speaker 6: numbers counter.
Speaker 1: No, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: That's what's even crazier about it is that it's just
Speaker 5: like an it.
Speaker 6: It shouldn't be numbers. It should never be numbers.
Speaker 1: It's not human, it's not, but it's just the numbers
Speaker 1: would actually be more beneficial technically really well yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's just a visual representation on a screen of what's
Speaker 1: already on the gun. Because you can see the needles.
Speaker 6: That's why, And like why, if anything, you would use numbers?
Speaker 6: I think anything shout. That's something they argue because everybody
Speaker 6: is kind of I feel like they're like, yeah, why
Speaker 6: did you do that? But it's just like even if
Speaker 6: you were going to do it, why would you Just
Speaker 6: it's just almost like a different point of view, Like
Speaker 6: here's the needles sticking out of the gun, so I
Speaker 6: can see how many it are, but now it's represented
Speaker 6: on this little square why.
Speaker 1: It's really awkward and also makes the gun look more
Speaker 1: like a huge like it looks it's more like something
Speaker 1: that a human would do, which makes it weird. It's
Speaker 1: almost implies like they can't fucking they they don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's it's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like, oh, the humans need help. It
Speaker 5: is I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's a hold over for the design of like they
Speaker 4: did with the with all the other plasma stuff, where
Speaker 4: it's like they probably just didn't The.
Speaker 1: Literal answer is that it's it's an asset. It's that's
Speaker 1: the same needler from Infinite and they did that for
Speaker 1: Infinite for some reason. I don't know, whatever, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's weird talking about that stuff because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so clued into this stuff so so I don't
Speaker 1: even know. Like what to me is like a ridiculous nitpick,
Speaker 1: and what is like a genuine like that's a weirdion,
Speaker 1: Like the needle things stuck out to me is like,
Speaker 1: oh that is kind of genuinely dumb because why would
Speaker 1: you design that, Like how could you look at it
Speaker 1: and think to do that on purpose? Yeah, without also
Speaker 1: understanding how dumb it is. But everything else like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think overall it looks pretty good. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it, so I'll play it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the people that are genuinely upset, that's.
Speaker 1: But the needler is real. The needler is fucking silly.
Speaker 1: It is a very silly thing. It's just weird.
Speaker 6: It's just it just it's like the when the guy
Speaker 6: that uh was talking about the Miranda's ass shots just
Speaker 6: go it's like unnecessary.
Speaker 1: I wait, yes, so what that's what like.
Speaker 6: The fact that you would say it's unnecessary, like that's
Speaker 6: the whole game is on the No, Yeah, like you
Speaker 6: know why it's there. I'm not even arguing with you,
Speaker 6: Like if you thought it was distasteful and wanted to
Speaker 6: take it out. I'm arguing with what you fucking said
Speaker 6: as an excuse. Yeah, the like it was unnecessary. Shut
Speaker 6: the fuck up that it's not character so done whatever,
Speaker 6: Like just like if your question, just be honest, if
Speaker 6: you if you don't fucking like it, You're like, if
Speaker 6: you don't like women and you're a gay person, it's
Speaker 6: fine that you're gay. Just be honest, just honest about being.
Speaker 1: Disagree with it.
Speaker 6: But at least you're just being honest, Like, don't treat
Speaker 6: me like I'm fucking unnecessary.
Speaker 5: The whole game is not necessary. It's entertainment.
Speaker 1: It's all. This is unnecessary, exactly that game.
Speaker 4: You could not do it with your friends and just
Speaker 4: going to end of the game.
Speaker 6: The women in sci fi, Yeah, it's technically unnecessary. It
Speaker 6: is a staple though. It's like, come on, what we're
Speaker 6: talking about here? To act like you don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: This, it is so stupid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is the.
Speaker 6: EW So it's like you can see the needles, so
Speaker 6: why is that there?
Speaker 1: It's just completely redundant. It makes no sense. It is
Speaker 1: very silly looking. At a certain point, I think it
Speaker 1: looks actually pretty good. Like aside from that, like I
Speaker 1: feel like they.
Speaker 4: Would just they got a certain point. You can't exactly
Speaker 4: tell how many needles are the needler, but like that's I've.
Speaker 1: Never I've never once been just oh if only I
Speaker 1: had one more needle, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: that's not that kind of gun.
Speaker 6: But also just looking at it, you can you have
Speaker 6: a general idea. Yeah, absolutely, that's that's all you need.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's look whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have way less problems about what I've seen here
Speaker 1: out of It's the least amount of nepicks I've ever
Speaker 1: had for anything that they've made. So whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Blake eight nine six pre ras I got lockjaw doing
Speaker 1: graveyard chips at the Ticke second factory. All I got
Speaker 1: was lock jaws previously mentioned coming in my hands and
Speaker 1: clapping at the eulogy because I don't respect that motherfucker.
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Speaker 1: l a pavement chalk. How dry is your penis?
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Speaker 1: it was back then. Neutrality means that you don't really care,
Speaker 1: but the struggling design when you're not there, Also you're gay.
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Speaker 1: He skinned himself. Uh, mister popo. Uh swing for Halloween.
Speaker 1: I'd be crazy, you should do that.
Speaker 4: I have a costume still. Unfortunately, Yeah, I'll come into
Speaker 4: the party, right, I guess you're gonna come.
Speaker 1: You gonna come with me? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It depends like his mix also going to so I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what he's probably make. Yeah, because they're right there.
Speaker 5: It depends on like when people are leaving you know.
Speaker 1: No, sorry I just read I read into that wrong.
Speaker 1: What do you know? What you said it? And also
Speaker 1: like yeah, beef with Mick. Oh no, I don't know
Speaker 1: because the mixed going and I'm like, no, I don't really,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have people with anybody.
Speaker 4: That's one of his closest friends.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I was like, oh, ship, like
Speaker 6: they got into a fucking street brawl. Man spider Man
Speaker 6: threw a fucking rice bid but a pirate at him.
Speaker 19: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing is like we were gonna we were
Speaker 1: making dinner, and I was heating up some some wings.
Speaker 1: I was frying some wings. Then I was like, I
Speaker 1: wanted to be fresh from when I go to mix,
Speaker 1: So like I, I just took it out and I
Speaker 1: get I just let him fry while I was carrying
Speaker 1: it over to his house. And so the oil was frying,
Speaker 1: and I was like carrying. I was like waiting at
Speaker 1: the light or whatever. And I came over and then
Speaker 1: I spilled all the fried oil and the frying oil
Speaker 1: on his dog. And so now JoJo's gone. He's well,
Speaker 1: he's still there, but he's like he's real fried up.
Speaker 1: So then we got into an archa. Is that why
Speaker 1: Mike's been asking me about Joe Joe? He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I use your wife as a dog? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: hate that. I need something. I hate that.
Speaker 6: I hate you stitching that together. That's the through line
Speaker 6: of the joke.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself. It's a good speaking of a doubt.
Speaker 1: She just fucking text me. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 6: She still got how long she got for I should
Speaker 6: get back on the second.
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Speaker 1: Three hours, So fuck you did.
Speaker 6: I didn't want it to be three hours, but it's three.
Speaker 1: Hours complaining about We really spent a lot of time
Speaker 1: on Jonathan Banks talking about com.
Speaker 4: We we Yeah, you guys got a good one.
Speaker 1: All right, right, we'll see whatever.
Speaker 4: Fuck you?
Speaker 1: What's a mad what's a matter