Speaker 1: Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis Strange encounters of frogs
Speaker 1: and lizards, dumb my nick children, dog Man, Bigfoot, Mockman
Speaker 1: and all their victims.
Speaker 2: Murray pictures captured by shot witness Uflo's Breaking Laws of Physics,
Speaker 2: Pictures of aliens.
Speaker 3: Carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a bizarre world
Speaker 3: that we live in.
Speaker 1: So sit back, relax, laugh.
Speaker 2: And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.
Speaker 2: This is Tom Thompson Cousinos, the Raptilian from Strange Group podcast,
Speaker 2: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 2: some bizarre and strange things.
Speaker 3: So strap in for this mild and hilarious ride.
Speaker 4: Now to the show.
Speaker 2: Everybody, the curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door.
Speaker 2: It's about to get strange. Everybody.
Speaker 4: Coost are like really bad liars. You can always just see.
Speaker 3: Right, but they seem like you're getting worse and worse
Speaker 3: and worse.
Speaker 4: I think I think, I think I enjoy them. I
Speaker 4: think they're getting better.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Welcome to the podcast. Hi, this is
Speaker 3: Strange high Energy, high Energy.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, we're going to stop that right now.
Speaker 3: I'm Tom Kat, you're illustrious host of this strange podcast.
Speaker 4: He's not illustrious illustrious. No, he's asexual.
Speaker 3: That that you know what asexual means, right, It means
Speaker 3: you're abstaining.
Speaker 4: It was just the first a word that came to
Speaker 4: my head. I guess, asshole.
Speaker 3: I got some apple whiskey and then Billy made up
Speaker 3: his own fucking drink.
Speaker 4: Apple whiskey and eggnog, and it's delicious.
Speaker 3: It's weird, it's.
Speaker 5: Like it I really didn't think it was gonna be
Speaker 5: good while I was doing it. It's my new favorite thing.
Speaker 3: I think, Uh, but when we I definitely I'm gonna
Speaker 3: drink some ramenagnog. We do the fucking.
Speaker 5: Christmas apple whiskey and eggwall fuck the Rum.
Speaker 3: Well fun Christmas episode for you motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: Who decided Rum was the one. You're like this, well,
Speaker 4: you can be.
Speaker 3: Kolu and eggnog, but Klu is a cream based, so
Speaker 3: it's like not as good, like that's what we always did.
Speaker 4: It's not a cream based Bailey is clue.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, right, right, but Clue is still It's
Speaker 5: like you can do Bailey's but like, I just found
Speaker 5: my favorite apple whiskey that is better than everything I've
Speaker 5: ever put an eggnog.
Speaker 4: I never because I'm drinking a lot.
Speaker 5: Like that's Christmas, right, You either I either end up
Speaker 5: having like nineteen Bailey coffees in the morning or yeah,
Speaker 5: or you don't want to have that much coffee so
Speaker 5: you end up having ramenagnog.
Speaker 4: But like it doesn't I don't like it that much.
Speaker 3: I love well, I'm on the bridle when we I
Speaker 3: already did, but when we record, uh, when we do
Speaker 3: in the Christmas episode, I'll probably have some agnog and rum,
Speaker 3: but I'll one or two because if you drink a
Speaker 3: lot of those and then go to something else, you're
Speaker 3: gonna be fucking throwing up.
Speaker 5: Later liquor before beer. You're in the clear here before liquors.
Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up. Keep drinking.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna get into something to suit the weather
Speaker 3: kind of thing, because it's it's cold. We had our
Speaker 3: first big snowfall, and I guess we're fucking southern Canada.
Speaker 5: Uh so yeah, pretty much States for sakes.
Speaker 4: Literally submerging us. We're just like a little like.
Speaker 5: The dick of Canada that like shot into the States
Speaker 5: and then we're so.
Speaker 3: This will be a little fun one something different. But
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into like ghost stories and mysteries, Arctic
Speaker 3: ghost stories and mysteries Arctic.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: The Arctic Circle is a frozen region in the northernmost
Speaker 3: part of the globe, spanning Canada, Land, Alaska, and very
Speaker 3: other icy lands. Like many desolate places, the Arctic has
Speaker 3: its share of ghost stories haunting legends floating around the frigid,
Speaker 3: largely wild areas of the icy frozen land.
Speaker 4: It was fucking it was a ramble sentence there.
Speaker 3: It has long been a popular site of exploration because
Speaker 3: everyone's like, I know what I want to do today.
Speaker 3: I want to throw on like five jackets.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's why they go up.
Speaker 3: Then no, they no, they don't looking for the alien
Speaker 3: base bud because of aliens are anywhere, They're either in
Speaker 3: the water or the Arctic.
Speaker 5: That's what the majority of people are looking for. I'm
Speaker 5: short for the listeners.
Speaker 3: Do I sound like Jonah Hill? Because one listener thinks
Speaker 3: that I do. I don't think that I do.
Speaker 4: I like it alright, with it?
Speaker 3: Uh? And so with with this, like exploring freezing wild
Speaker 3: lens comes death quite easily. And with death comes tales
Speaker 3: of ghosts and strange events. That's what we're gonna get into.
Speaker 3: No I'm not. Someone said it like the high energy,
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna keep it going. Remember to rate and
Speaker 3: review us. Go on, if you want sports, go with
Speaker 3: the patren.
Speaker 5: You're gonna give him a fucking seizure. But he's gonna
Speaker 5: have an aneurysm and draw here. Just don't tell him
Speaker 5: high energy. Say medium energy please and he goes. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: medium energy.
Speaker 3: A man named William shared his tails of his strange
Speaker 3: encounters during hunting and fishing trips around Alaska.
Speaker 4: I don't hunt fish. In order to.
Speaker 3: Get his regular cave side camping spot in the valley
Speaker 3: he frequent frequently went, William had to traverse a tricky
Speaker 3: path in the bottlenecks down to about a twelve foot
Speaker 3: wide ravine.
Speaker 5: That's fucking trippy. Oh like okay, and never mind. I
Speaker 5: was thinking the ravine was in in case. The way
Speaker 5: you said it there, it made it seem like it
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, in between two big us.
Speaker 4: I think it.
Speaker 3: I think it was. I would think it's it's the Arctic,
Speaker 3: even though we're killing the polar bears with our jets flying.
Speaker 4: Around, so it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: So this man named William is like going down even
Speaker 3: trying to going on this tricky path.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: During one visit, he began his trek towards the bottleneck
Speaker 3: as usual when a robin suddenly began to drop sticks
Speaker 3: and rocks on his head.
Speaker 4: Fucking Robin's up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah there's yeah, I guess in warmer weather because this
Speaker 3: would have been warmer well weather, they probably you.
Speaker 4: Know what the one week they get yeah, not negative.
Speaker 3: Thirty I think it right now when that one place
Speaker 3: in none of it or is Alaska there they have
Speaker 3: like their sixty days have started of darkness. Fucking scary man.
Speaker 5: Every sau sun I know, i'd be everyone comes out
Speaker 5: out of it with like new couples start dating and
Speaker 5: they're like, oh my fucking god, you're ugly.
Speaker 4: You felt oked, especially.
Speaker 3: If you're drinking. It's always dark, and then you wake
Speaker 3: up and it's still dark.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, that'd suck you up and you d
Speaker 4: levels of beef, so you'd be.
Speaker 3: So depressed you slit in your wrist every Sunday.
Speaker 5: Could you imagine what a Vitamin D bottle costs up there?
Speaker 5: If sonny D costs thirty two dollars a joke.
Speaker 3: I know what they do. They butt chug it. I
Speaker 3: gotta get it, I gotta get it.
Speaker 5: But vitamin D, yeah, like the liquid for it, like
Speaker 5: a sonny D. They're like just like putting their butttholesneyed.
Speaker 5: I don't think sunny D actually really has sugar.
Speaker 4: It pretty much is. So.
Speaker 3: This motherfucking robin keeps dropping ship on his head, which
Speaker 3: took him to a cliff. Yeah, I was dropping six
Speaker 3: eyes and rocks on its head, which is like as
Speaker 3: if to get William's attention. He eventually decided to follow
Speaker 3: the robin, which took him to a cliff that overlooked
Speaker 3: the path. After detecting the strong scent of shit scat
Speaker 3: poopy scat. Yeah, that's what they call animal feces a scat.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that. You know that.
Speaker 3: That's a fun fact for the day.
Speaker 4: I just call it pooh.
Speaker 3: William realized there was a bear known to the vocals
Speaker 3: as Scarface. And guess what.
Speaker 4: This bear had a scar on his face.
Speaker 3: No, he had fucking cokel up in his nose, and
Speaker 3: he was holding the fucking sixteen. He's walking around.
Speaker 4: You think the bear that died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this bear stood directly in the bottleneck area
Speaker 3: of the valley, sporting a large scar over his face
Speaker 3: and a blo cocaine. The bear would eventually over The
Speaker 3: bear would easily overpower William and his twenty two in
Speaker 3: such a narrow area. After saving William from such an
Speaker 3: unwinnable altercation, the robin disappeared, leaving him to believe that
Speaker 3: the guardian spirit of this robin was protecting him. That's
Speaker 3: a weird one, eh, So this guy had.
Speaker 5: A robin, thought him to the bear.
Speaker 3: He followed him to the side of a.
Speaker 4: Cloth you could see where you were.
Speaker 3: And then so the robin was we know, maybe he
Speaker 3: was a native guy that like shape shifted and was like,
Speaker 3: this white guy's going down the wrong fucking way.
Speaker 5: You think animals just know that anyway? They're like, hey,
Speaker 5: that's danger. I don't think you know there's danger there.
Speaker 5: Let me show you.
Speaker 3: Let me there's some rocks on you.
Speaker 4: Like, what else are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: Just everyone ignores me when I what I almost said,
Speaker 5: bark tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet, Hey, motherfucker, hey, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: Start screaming at him.
Speaker 4: Had birds really high, right, yeah, or you think.
Speaker 3: You're on mushrooms or something because he starts talking to you. Hey, heips, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: you smell that dodoo.
Speaker 5: You'd have to listen. If you heard a bird talk
Speaker 5: you please just listen to it.
Speaker 3: You smelled a poopy Oh, there's a bear clothes buddy butt.
Speaker 3: Do not go that way.
Speaker 6: I'm dying, I a woman known Next story, a woman
Speaker 6: known as Mary Todd told YouTube channel or channel Zeno Hunters.
Speaker 4: Stupid, don't I know.
Speaker 3: Zeno Hunters? Whatever the fuck? That is about a strange
Speaker 3: experience from her youth, she said, a friend and her
Speaker 3: set out to find berry bushes depicts salmon berries. I
Speaker 3: don't know what salmon berries are. It's spelled salmon with
Speaker 3: berries at the end of its salmon berries. Salmon berries don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they taste like salmon.
Speaker 4: They're fishy berries.
Speaker 3: That's gross. When they came up upon a hill along
Speaker 3: their path, they were greeted by an elderly couple. The
Speaker 3: couple warned the girls that a grizzly bear was prowling
Speaker 3: the road on the side of the hill. After checking
Speaker 3: for signs of the supposed animal, the girl decide to
Speaker 3: walk over the hill and go down the road anyway.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, there's no bear. These old people were like,
Speaker 3: there's probably a bear down.
Speaker 4: There, So why nobody listens to old people?
Speaker 3: No, that's for sure. Nobody listens like.
Speaker 4: You really should. And he fucking dies and then you're like, oh, maybe.
Speaker 3: Yea, it's some homeless guy the side of the street.
Speaker 3: So once over the hill, Mary Jane and her friend
Speaker 3: began to pick berries, checking every checking every few minutes
Speaker 3: for the grizzly. After her and her companion wandered away,
Speaker 3: Mary Jane's Mary Jane noticed a long white cloud hovering
Speaker 3: above them, seemingly to follow them as they were walking
Speaker 3: just thirty feet above their head.
Speaker 5: Fucking cartoon thirty cartoon. You know when it starts like
Speaker 5: how young were these girls? Sorry, I don't know because
Speaker 5: I can picture like.
Speaker 4: An eight year old right now.
Speaker 5: He's like that ball, the ball I saw it was
Speaker 5: like the sea and tower big, and this girl's like it.
Speaker 3: Was so close, like thirty.
Speaker 4: Feet so now that's like that's like thirty million feet there.
Speaker 3: But it seemed like one of those cartoon rent clouds
Speaker 3: are just like following them.
Speaker 4: Seams raining on her. So you're sad today.
Speaker 3: Because and you know how they saw those old focks right,
Speaker 3: so weirdly, strangely, emerging from the cloud were the voices
Speaker 3: of the two elderly women. Hey, bitch's it was like
Speaker 3: screaming at her and shit, and like she just know
Speaker 3: what to do, so frighten, Mary Jane prompted her to
Speaker 3: check her surrounding. So she looked around. She looked side
Speaker 3: and south side.
Speaker 5: How many sides you got, you fucking octagon, bitch, And
Speaker 5: that's when she found the grizzly bear working on the
Speaker 5: carcass of a reindeer, paying her no mind.
Speaker 3: Mary Jane race backed up over the hills the safety
Speaker 3: and thanks to this goddamn cloud and these old women
Speaker 3: yelling at her from the cloud, she survived. I don't
Speaker 3: can you want to do? An old woman's voice? What
Speaker 3: were they saying to her?
Speaker 7: Oh, there's a pair, there's a bear there, sweetie.
Speaker 3: If you go away, finger par make you some cookies.
Speaker 3: That's like the creepiest voice. Wow, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: That's that's what I heard. That's what you heard from
Speaker 4: the clouds, Just.
Speaker 5: Like, fuck cookies, where's the bear? I'll find out, I'll
Speaker 5: get away.
Speaker 3: So uh the ss beai chi mo, beitchi mo bechim,
Speaker 3: the bitchi mo. That sounds like a native that's it's
Speaker 3: bei chi mo. So that's not gonna go Japanese. The
Speaker 3: ss Bechim was built of steel empowered by steam in
Speaker 3: nineteen fourteen. Sweden. Oh it's Sweden, Swedish. Bitchi ma, that's
Speaker 3: not it's not checking.
Speaker 5: No, it's pretty close, Sweeten like when yeah, they have
Speaker 5: like it was closed.
Speaker 3: They have like it just like this there's I'm sorry
Speaker 3: guys that you're you're listening, but it just it sounds
Speaker 3: like they're Vikings. Like to me that that they're when
Speaker 3: they talk, it just sounds like a Viking talking. Because
Speaker 3: that Norseman show is pretty great. You ever watch it?
Speaker 4: It's good Norsemen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on Netflix. Should check it out. They make
Speaker 3: fun of Vikings and it's like a comedy show about vikings.
Speaker 4: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: You should check it out. It's good. It's pretty goodt
Speaker 3: uh So this thing weighed more than one thousand, three
Speaker 3: hundred tons.
Speaker 5: Who weighed this who weighed this ship? They're like, bring
Speaker 5: out the large scale.
Speaker 3: This is the one we fit birtha on here.
Speaker 4: Put it on land, come here, create it up. We
Speaker 4: want to see how much it was.
Speaker 3: All right, Ah, can you pull the ship?
Speaker 1: Yees?
Speaker 3: Okay, because it's nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 5: So pull it up, and it's on the scale, our
Speaker 5: freakishly long, fucking nine hundred meter scale.
Speaker 3: The ship took cargo from Sweden to Germany and back
Speaker 3: again until World War one. June World War one started.
Speaker 3: I hope you know your history.
Speaker 4: Yeah, late thirties. Fuck I slept in the early forties.
Speaker 3: No, that was World War two.
Speaker 4: Oh that's World War two. Sorry, nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we go. Good job, you learned something.
Speaker 4: No, I always knew that. I just I got confused.
Speaker 3: Uh when it was sent to Hudson Bay Company in Scotland.
Speaker 3: So Hudson Bay Company had ships all over I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the ship once again carried trade goods across the ocean,
Speaker 3: but to Canada and Alaska instead of Europe. On October one,
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty nine, the Beitchi mo Was was caught in
Speaker 3: a perilous storm as it sailed for British Columbia. As
Speaker 3: the vessel became trapped in ice.
Speaker 4: My geography is terrible. Where it's coming because I hate
Speaker 4: how like it's coming from.
Speaker 5: Nobody may teach you globe as like a circle, but
Speaker 5: that's not actually like necessarily or they teach it to
Speaker 5: you on like a flat piece of paper, right, but
Speaker 5: like it's hard to like envision it. No, it's hard
Speaker 5: to envision it like where everything is as a circle,
Speaker 5: because you never I never learned it on a globe.
Speaker 5: You always learned it on a piece of paper. But
Speaker 5: am I mistaken that China is right beside us?
Speaker 7: Is it not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you'd have to go through so essentially you
Speaker 3: have to go through China. I no, No, But I
Speaker 3: think what they're doing is they're coming from it's coming
Speaker 3: from like they lovers things from Sweden to Germany. But
Speaker 3: then it's coming through the Arctic to try to get
Speaker 3: to b C, which is probably a bad idea.
Speaker 5: Oh it's going yeah, because that would be quicker than
Speaker 5: going all the way to China and all the way
Speaker 5: the fun they're around just to avoid the Ontario trip
Speaker 5: through Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or if you're like some fuck is like Mark Sergeant,
Speaker 3: you think the Earth is flat and they fucking invented planes? Whatever,
Speaker 3: I'm looking into this not invented plate.
Speaker 5: They invented planes with their flat earth technology.
Speaker 3: So the vessel became trapped in ice and the captain
Speaker 3: and the crew evacuated to wait out the storm and
Speaker 3: nearby borrow Alaska. It's called Boro Alaska.
Speaker 5: It's it's like we we just want to borrow it,
Speaker 5: like we don't really have money to buy it right now.
Speaker 3: But a lot did these states need to buy Alaska?
Speaker 3: You have one little part in Canada.
Speaker 5: No, it's it's a good idea, like from there, No, no, no,
Speaker 5: it was a good idea. We need from from their
Speaker 5: perspective too, because they're like, if we can get the
Speaker 5: bottom and the top of Canada, they even try to
Speaker 5: get Quebec and we finally stopped it.
Speaker 4: They're like they're slowly closing.
Speaker 5: They're slowly closing while they're slowly closing in on and
Speaker 5: making this all the US like taking over Canada.
Speaker 3: And Rogan thinks that we're just like the US but different.
Speaker 5: We pretty well Ontario the US. What different Ontario is
Speaker 5: like the US. Go Alberta, BC is a little different.
Speaker 5: So even though even though actually like northern Ontario Scotland
Speaker 5: and because it's close enough, it's just stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so different.
Speaker 3: Before relocating, Uh so they got to this cub of Boro.
Speaker 3: Go Away went to Borough Borough and Alaska before relocating
Speaker 3: to a frosty outcropping closer to the ship. I don't
Speaker 3: know what an outcropping is, but oh, maybe just to
Speaker 3: get the ship in there to warm it up.
Speaker 5: I think like a huge crop dust, Like I'm outcropping
Speaker 5: this place.
Speaker 3: They waited for the Beachi Maw's trapping. The Beachi Mo
Speaker 3: Alternative ternibly trapped in the ice and drifted at sea
Speaker 3: until October fifteenth, when the Hudson Bay Company rescued twenty
Speaker 3: two crew members. The remaining captain and sailors stubbornly refused
Speaker 3: to aband their ship. But fuck maybe like being cold.
Speaker 3: We're doing this for so long now, Fucking.
Speaker 5: No, it's I love that old person mentality too. It's like, well,
Speaker 5: the ship goes down, I guess I'm good, but like
Speaker 5: we have a rescue ship right, No, fucking no, I said,
Speaker 5: the ship goes down, I guess I'm dead.
Speaker 4: Yes, they're so fucking stubborn man like, and I love it.
Speaker 5: Too, even living with an old person like he's eighty
Speaker 5: and like he'll say something and even if you you
Speaker 5: can see him wanting to change his mind, but he
Speaker 5: will not do it. I'll be like, hey, man, you're hungry.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go get some food and I'll actually get
Speaker 5: him extra. He'll say, no, I'm not hungry. I'll get
Speaker 5: him extra anyway. I'll put in the bag. I was like,
Speaker 5: there's extra in there forty and he's like, what is it.
Speaker 5: He's like, look, and he's like, that does look good.
Speaker 5: I'm like, there's an extra one right there for you.
Speaker 5: He's like no, no, no, no, I said no, so no,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is if fucking you're so goddamn.
Speaker 3: He's like, you were still doing this shit because I
Speaker 3: want to be like sixty and.
Speaker 5: Be like, so billytilis Yeah, fucking I have a hope.
Speaker 3: Not man, I'm excited. Man. Maybe I'll be dead by that,
Speaker 3: who fucking knows, but hope. So what would you do
Speaker 3: with the rest of your lif The remaining captain sail
Speaker 3: severally refused to abandon their ship. They stayed in their
Speaker 3: camp and so they stayed by the ship, and they
Speaker 3: got they had whatever supplies had left from their employer
Speaker 3: into November twenty fourth, when the Beachie Mao was the
Speaker 3: Beachi mawag the baby when the fucking ship. When the
Speaker 3: ship disappeared from view with the vessel considered lost, an
Speaker 3: Inuit person spotted it and the ice forty five miles
Speaker 3: from his last location.
Speaker 5: You know, he was just doing nothing up there either.
Speaker 5: He's like literally sitting on an ice cube by himself.
Speaker 5: He's like, I wonder how well I can balance this
Speaker 5: ice cube on the water. He's like tremendous balances ice
Speaker 5: keeps like maybe like the size of his hand.
Speaker 4: He's like got his whole body on it.
Speaker 3: Remember Spiro, he has to go to like the winter land,
Speaker 3: and there's a bunch of Eskimaut people and they're like
Speaker 3: all they all make like they all freeze each other,
Speaker 3: so they can't yeah, jump onto fucking love that game.
Speaker 4: Oh look there's cargo under what that is.
Speaker 3: A bunch of cigars and cigarettes. So let's make that
Speaker 3: a business.
Speaker 4: Let's make that a business.
Speaker 3: So so essentially, like the the ship was badly damaged
Speaker 3: by the winter and was borded by the captain and
Speaker 3: crew to achieve most of the expensive cargo, then left
Speaker 3: the sink in the ocean. Instead of sinking the beitch
Speaker 3: Moo becan a spectacle, a spectral legend of North Atlantic.
Speaker 3: It spot in the waters repeatedly over the years. This
Speaker 3: thing is fucking, this thing out of mind of its
Speaker 3: own man. It's floated on its own man and with
Speaker 3: the ship avoiding most of would be explorers, with the
Speaker 3: deafinis of the mannered vessel. So this is quietly goes
Speaker 3: by and you're like, wow, that's scary.
Speaker 4: Scary.
Speaker 3: So those who managed to board the cursed ship find
Speaker 3: themselves surrounded by icy foe, icy pirates, sarg seemingly summoned
Speaker 3: by the beachim itself, unable to collect any cargo still aboard.
Speaker 4: It just seemed like a bad like firing commercial.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is literally like the crew and all
Speaker 3: they end up leaving the ship to sink essentially, and
Speaker 3: then it doesn't sink and then it starts floating around.
Speaker 3: But then if you try to get on board, do
Speaker 3: you get attacked by a bunch of ice pirates. That's
Speaker 3: pretty much what the story is about.
Speaker 4: What was it ice pirates to it? The two?
Speaker 5: Uh, it was just the captains that were just fucking freezing.
Speaker 4: They were not they were awake. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh so in nineteen thirty three, a group of Inuits
Speaker 3: scavengers got trapped on the ship for ten days. They
Speaker 3: just don't get stuck on the ship. It's like these
Speaker 3: caddamn pirates, man Ice won't let me leave.
Speaker 4: They're like, no, no, we need companies.
Speaker 3: Yes they were. They pretty much got into like a
Speaker 3: frigid storm raged around the ship and they I don't
Speaker 3: know if they survived, and oh, they got trapped for
Speaker 3: ten days. So they did survive. But the last it
Speaker 3: was last spotted. So this fucking thing came in existence,
Speaker 3: and it was around thee nineteen fourteen, and then you know,
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty one, it like sales to try to sail
Speaker 3: with Canada, gets stuck. It's now it's foating all by itself.
Speaker 3: It's got mine War one. No, but that's until it
Speaker 3: would ship cargo back and forth until yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: And then they decided to sail it to Canada. And
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Australia, I mean Alaska, and which
Speaker 3: is weird. And then the thing like just fucking starts
Speaker 3: flowing on its own. And then so people get trapped
Speaker 3: from the ship. They see icy pirates or it's just
Speaker 3: icy foes, which I think are like pirates.
Speaker 4: It just means enemies.
Speaker 3: But they was last spotted, which is weird. So the
Speaker 3: thing about its supposed to be sank, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, around nineteen thirty one, which is weird. And
Speaker 3: then it was last spotted nineteen sixty nine. How the
Speaker 3: fuck is that thing still around?
Speaker 5: That's what thirty eight years so somebody, somebody could rebuild it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the baits Mo is assumed wrecked and resting at
Speaker 3: the bottom of the Atlantic, although there are no plans
Speaker 3: to prove it with a diving exp expedition. So this
Speaker 3: is a ghost ship. It's a go ship.
Speaker 5: How are you going to try to prove where the
Speaker 5: ship is? If you lost it thirty years ago, you
Speaker 5: have no fucking whatever geographical clue as to where the
Speaker 5: hell this thing is.
Speaker 3: So let's get her next one. Shamans. In the Eskimo culture,
Speaker 3: I can't say that. And the Inuit culture, oh, I
Speaker 3: can't say that, of eight. So in the Inuit culture,
Speaker 3: it's like Native culture but slightly different and the same
Speaker 3: same but different, and.
Speaker 5: They all but you can say that that that's okay though.
Speaker 3: If James Franco can say it, I can say it.
Speaker 4: Got a fair is that is that the guy you're like.
Speaker 3: Isn't he has allegations against him right now for being
Speaker 3: a fucking fuck wad. He like touched women on their
Speaker 3: butts and stuff.
Speaker 4: Were they what James Franco had come out?
Speaker 3: I love Dave Franco too, Him and his brother are gold.
Speaker 3: And if he touched a couple of women's butts and
Speaker 3: slapped him on him, what can I say? I did
Speaker 3: it in grade eight and we all got in trouble.
Speaker 3: And uh in grade eight for some reason, we got
Speaker 3: in the whole grade eight fucking the everyone that was
Speaker 3: in grade eight, well the boys, probably a majority of
Speaker 3: my friends. We started like just we would just like
Speaker 3: go down the halls and slap the girl's asses. And
Speaker 3: then this squad to have a meaning about it, and
Speaker 3: we had to have a literally what would they call it?
Speaker 3: You know when they had those assembly yes, and they
Speaker 3: brought us into the assembly room. Assemble everybody assembled, motherfucker is.
Speaker 4: In the assembly room the gymnasium.
Speaker 3: Yes, essentially, and uh so they got us all in
Speaker 3: there and they told us that like it's like it
Speaker 3: was like, we're not talking to everybody but the grade eights,
Speaker 3: Like you guys gotta stop because obviously a couple of
Speaker 3: girls came out and we're like, they just keep slapping
Speaker 3: my boot.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: That's our generation though, we grew up with just when
Speaker 3: the Internet was fucking spiking and stuff, so we were
Speaker 3: bad get over it. So uh so the in the
Speaker 3: Inuit culture, they believe that eight different physical worlds that
Speaker 3: exist on the edges of their own reality, kind of
Speaker 3: like how we live now with the reptilians are just
Speaker 3: on the frieze.
Speaker 1: Ok.
Speaker 3: But YouTube channel again Zeno Hunters shared the story of
Speaker 3: an unnamed.
Speaker 4: Aren't they the YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: Unnamed tribal elder they should be paying us as a
Speaker 3: young girl mistaken we fell into an alternate planes or
Speaker 3: plane for three days at the age of eight. The
Speaker 3: girl was playing with her father outside when suddenly the
Speaker 3: world seemed to shift and change around her. In a moment,
Speaker 3: the world looks somehow different, surrounded by tall grass, and
Speaker 3: a strange dreamlike feeling came over the girl.
Speaker 4: What, she had a stroke, that's all it was.
Speaker 3: That's mean, she was out for like four days and
Speaker 3: she's like nobody cut them on. After spending around twenty
Speaker 3: thirty minutes examining and exploring this world, the young girl
Speaker 3: decided to clamp her teeth on her hand to awaken herself,
Speaker 3: and then blood poured down her hand.
Speaker 5: I don't think the noise made what you think it
Speaker 5: made without the action.
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, I was biting on my hand. So the
Speaker 3: blood poured down her hand. Allegedly she has a scar
Speaker 3: to this day. But the world she knew slowly shited
Speaker 3: back in the focus, and upon finding her father searching
Speaker 3: for her, the girl found out half an hour that
Speaker 3: she experienced what three days, it's.
Speaker 4: Called having a psychotic break down.
Speaker 3: She know what she did. She went out of the game.
Speaker 3: She was a father. And then she's like, Therese, mushrooms
Speaker 3: look good.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: And she tripped out for three days because she.
Speaker 4: Probably ate like fucking one hundred of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then shear her reality shift that hobnestly could
Speaker 3: be a very big possibility of what this actually happened. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And shaman culture and the physical like the shamans give
Speaker 3: you fucking a lot of al.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. The cargo ship Octavius.
Speaker 3: Met his demise in seventeen sixty one, after leaving China
Speaker 3: and setting the sail for setting sail for Britain via
Speaker 3: the Northwest Passage. No ship had successfully navigated the Northwest
Speaker 3: Patchet Passage at that time.
Speaker 4: We did learn that.
Speaker 3: The Octavius disappeared. That's a dope ship name, though, Octavius Octavia, Oh,
Speaker 3: doctor Octopulis.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I just call it doctor Octavius.
Speaker 3: That's what his name is.
Speaker 4: So hello, proving it was.
Speaker 3: Proving it was no exception. Oh, the Octavius disappeared and
Speaker 3: they don't know where the fuck went. The whaling ship
Speaker 3: came upon a damaged A whaling ship came upon the
Speaker 3: damage remains of the Octavius on October eleventh, seventeen seventy five.
Speaker 3: So literally fourteen years later. Six, No, it's seventeen seventy
Speaker 3: one or seventeen sixty one to seventeen seventy.
Speaker 4: Five we're still talking about is.
Speaker 3: No, we're talking about the new ship, the Acous, the
Speaker 3: Octave is that he likes.
Speaker 4: Uh, you're saying they're connected.
Speaker 3: No, this is a totally different story.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Just when I say next, it's next.
Speaker 4: So I know.
Speaker 8: But I thought boarding to look for survivors like these
Speaker 8: fucking America and.
Speaker 4: Smith as Okay, carry out what about the Octavius time.
Speaker 3: So they're boarding it to look for survivors and cargo.
Speaker 3: When the whalers ventured in blow deck, they blow deck quarters,
Speaker 3: and they found the ship's captain frozen at his desk.
Speaker 3: He made entry into his ship log, so he went
Speaker 3: down into his like the captain's chambers, and then the
Speaker 3: guy's frozen mid like writing at his diary like gone
Speaker 3: a rea now because James fucked me in my ass
Speaker 3: because there's no women out here. So I said, if
Speaker 3: you fuck me and.
Speaker 4: My ass, I get to fuck you and your ass.
Speaker 3: God, And now I have what they call barnaclas.
Speaker 4: It's all swampy.
Speaker 3: So the rest the crew were similarly encased with ice
Speaker 3: throughout the rooms, which would be crazy if this existed.
Speaker 3: Even if this was the thing where you found a
Speaker 3: ship with dead people on the froze to death, it
Speaker 3: would be fucking scary because they probably would have stayed
Speaker 3: pretty pristine because cold conditions end up like refrigerating.
Speaker 4: Though still like even refrigerator like you have to be ice.
Speaker 3: So the whaler snatched up the ship log and flood
Speaker 3: the Octavius, leaving behind all all of it, including the
Speaker 3: first and last entries. These pages were stuck to the
Speaker 3: captain's desk and they wanted them. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but they're like, we gotta figure this mystery out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, you don't want to melt it hot air?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: They don't have fucking blow drivers out there. This is
Speaker 5: the seventeen hundred. No, I mean like literally your lighter
Speaker 5: or yeah, you could do, yeah, take a bit, you
Speaker 5: do able to get it off. You might ruin the
Speaker 5: pages though, too. All that moisture out right, So who knows?
Speaker 3: So the log revealed that why.
Speaker 4: Did it freeze to the desk? How wet was this desk?
Speaker 5: There's drying there was come all over the desk.
Speaker 3: He was bent over that thing.
Speaker 4: Must have spilt his drink or something.
Speaker 3: The log reveals of the Arctic temperatures and ice captured
Speaker 3: the Octavius two hundred and fifty miles from Borrow, Alaska,
Speaker 3: the exact same place we talked about with the other ships.
Speaker 4: Some's going on they were connected.
Speaker 3: Some's going on. Some's going on.
Speaker 5: Who I want to know what Borrow Alaska's got to
Speaker 5: do with it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know what they're doing there.
Speaker 3: I know what's going on. They got like some fucking
Speaker 3: talk project going on there.
Speaker 4: We just like to make ships freeze and disappear.
Speaker 3: Just a bunch of sneaky Eskimo shooting things of the
Speaker 3: ship to make it sink.
Speaker 5: It's just like twenty of them there. They're thriving off
Speaker 5: the Pita Foundation. They found a way to rig their
Speaker 5: accounts up to a charity, and they're just sitting up there,
Speaker 5: just fucking with all the ships they can.
Speaker 3: So we're all those A board perished on November eleventh,
Speaker 3: seventeen sixty two. The whalers, however, found a boat near
Speaker 3: Greenland and how it some way made its way through
Speaker 3: the Northwest Passage.
Speaker 4: So this is the whalers there.
Speaker 3: They killed whales their assholes.
Speaker 4: I know, but I didn't. I think you meant to
Speaker 4: say sailors.
Speaker 3: They're also the Bob Marley Band Whalers, Bob Marley and
Speaker 3: the Whalers. Yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Uh So.
Speaker 3: This is what's weird. So even with the crew frozen solid,
Speaker 3: this thing fucking went a trek. It went like, you know,
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty miles, It traveled.
Speaker 4: Its ocean current.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was stuck and they all I guess
Speaker 3: that's true, but there was no one manning it, so
Speaker 3: it just kind of like floated along.
Speaker 4: And yeah, the ocean weird.
Speaker 3: So another man named William Sheridan encounter that transpired when
Speaker 3: he and his cousin chose to camp at and fish
Speaker 3: near a lake said by the elders to be filled
Speaker 3: with bad spinets. After reaching the spot and setting up camp,
Speaker 3: the two men had a few drinks.
Speaker 5: Well, sitting at your credibility, I'm pretty sure this is
Speaker 5: what happened.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, William's cousin lunched at him attempted
Speaker 3: to start a fight. Yeah you want bugs. Let William
Speaker 3: fought him off, but noticed the light of the fire
Speaker 3: illuminated the outline of too shadowy raven wings on his
Speaker 3: cousin's back. He's possessed by a fucking silver wing back reptilian.
Speaker 4: Man, Oh my god, could be?
Speaker 3: Could be? Throughout the night, his cousin's eyes remained completely black,
Speaker 3: and as he tried time and time again to harm William.
Speaker 3: He would want to harm William.
Speaker 5: You don't hurt the billies, you know, So he kept
Speaker 5: trying to harm William, even attempting to lure him into
Speaker 5: the lake.
Speaker 3: It's like, come here, you want to go for a swim.
Speaker 3: Let's go for a swim. Let's he tried to drown
Speaker 3: him with help from him, He's going forw women the
Speaker 3: fucking artic.
Speaker 4: I know, let's go for a swim.
Speaker 3: But maybe it's beautiful negative two degree. Why now, hot
Speaker 3: springs out there? Hot springs, baby, I went one in Alberta,
Speaker 3: in Alaska. They might have that. I'm donn't fucking know
Speaker 3: how the geometry and the geometry, the geography geologically biological.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's from the earth right too, there's
Speaker 5: a chance.
Speaker 4: I guess. I'm gonna say, pretty slim.
Speaker 5: And if you go in one, you're gonna be forasing, isn't.
Speaker 3: It isn't a hot spring on top of like a volcano,
Speaker 3: and that's why it's hot.
Speaker 5: It's something it's something like that. Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 5: It's or close to lava. Scary, so magma, So this
Speaker 5: is funny.
Speaker 3: So, with the help of his dog and with the
Speaker 3: defense measures taught to him by his grandma, firmly in mind,
Speaker 3: William fought off the possessed cousin.
Speaker 5: Repeated, why when you just leave after that time of
Speaker 5: somebody trying to get at me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, buddy, this this nice not savageable anymore.
Speaker 3: Like I'm why isn't your question why was? Why did
Speaker 3: his grandma teach him defense measures?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: All grandmas do that. It's like you know.
Speaker 3: Someone you kick him in the nuts? Where'd your grandma
Speaker 3: tell you? What was your grandma's advice about?
Speaker 5: My grandma taught my mom, and my mom taught me
Speaker 5: to be fair. But there's this move my mom could
Speaker 5: fucking do, and it's scary because it takes zero strength
Speaker 5: at all, and it will put you to your knees
Speaker 5: fucking immediately.
Speaker 4: She can grab your hand and she pushes the end
Speaker 4: of your fingertip and your your second knuckle. She flattens
Speaker 4: your hand and pushes those together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but how that if someone's like, no, she can
Speaker 5: do it like like this, but what if I kick
Speaker 5: your legs?
Speaker 4: No? But I mean, like if you swung a punch,
Speaker 4: she can do She can do it. I can't. But
Speaker 4: she can do it so.
Speaker 5: Fast where all it takes is like to meet your
Speaker 5: hand in the middle and she's instantly lined up to
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: Can Can you take a video if you try to
Speaker 3: punch your mom? And see if this happens. She hit
Speaker 3: like is she well, around the age of like forty.
Speaker 4: Five to fifty, she stopped being able.
Speaker 3: To your mom know you do a podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she listened to. She stopped being able to have
Speaker 5: the strength to open up my fist. So that's the
Speaker 5: only reason she can't do it to me anymore.
Speaker 3: But she used to my MoMA to bring up mothers.
Speaker 3: My mom did not like the meme I posted on
Speaker 3: the Strange brew hose Heads about the best thing about
Speaker 3: a hooker dying on you is the next album.
Speaker 4: I didn't assume. She didn't assume she would enjoy that one.
Speaker 3: She text her like, why do you need to post
Speaker 3: things like that? And I was like, it's dark humor.
Speaker 3: I thought it was funny, and I was like eleven
Speaker 3: other people did so obviously it was kind of funny.
Speaker 5: I like my Barbie one where it was like not
Speaker 5: funny and your mom's like agreed, yeah, well, And I
Speaker 5: was like, I thought.
Speaker 4: It was funny.
Speaker 5: Well that's not dark, that's just normal humor, Like Barbie
Speaker 5: should have made the fucking sad.
Speaker 3: It's dark humor for all the Strange brew hose Heads.
Speaker 3: If you don't already uh. So, so he tried to
Speaker 3: feed off his cousin. Repeatedly, he called, but how are
Speaker 3: we beat off?
Speaker 4: He was trying to take some more chicken nuggets and
Speaker 4: go away.
Speaker 3: They tried to beat off his cousin repeatedly like fight him.
Speaker 4: Off, Yeah, okay, that's a better choice.
Speaker 3: And he but what say to me is he called
Speaker 3: upon his ancests, like Grandma, great grandma, grandma, how did
Speaker 3: me please?
Speaker 5: And I want my grandma, my great grandma, my great
Speaker 5: great grandma, my great great great great grandma, gryme on
Speaker 5: grand Kirk, cry, my great greig k grandma, all of you,
Speaker 5: and like you see, like the last one you called,
Speaker 5: and it looks so fucking scary. You're like, ah, not
Speaker 5: you just just my grandma actually thick with.
Speaker 3: Beaver pelt purses and beating the guy. So he called
Speaker 3: my grandson. He called upon his ancestors that shared his
Speaker 3: name to insist him in keeping the evil spirits within
Speaker 3: at base. So he's like doing this chance essentially within
Speaker 3: his name, his ancestral name, so probably whatever his last
Speaker 3: name is, Barefoot or something like that. And uh, and
Speaker 3: while his dog alerted him to incoming strikes and kept
Speaker 3: the man beside the blazing fire. So this guy just
Speaker 3: keeps trying to attack him over and it's like, why
Speaker 3: are you just like tie him up, knock him out
Speaker 3: and tie him up, like do what you can to
Speaker 3: him with a tree trunk or something, you know. So
Speaker 3: when the sun rose, William ran back to his village.
Speaker 3: His cousin's wife asked, what happened? So I killed my cousin.
Speaker 3: I had to you, sorry, no, but he's like as
Speaker 3: the husband. Uh as. Her husband had returned muttering about
Speaker 3: seeing something at the.
Speaker 7: Lake lake and the lots of belled purses.
Speaker 3: Didn't ninja okay and uh So. In a conversation with
Speaker 3: his mother led William to believe that a spirit known
Speaker 3: as evil raven. Dun I want I wish, I wish
Speaker 3: I had that more combat music. Dunt dun dun dun
Speaker 3: dun dun dun du. That's not it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that's.
Speaker 3: They determined his cousin. His cousin's late father accidentally brought
Speaker 3: the spirit back with him after visiting another cursed location alone,
Speaker 3: leaving the evil raven free to attach itself to the
Speaker 3: son after the father passed. So the father got attacked
Speaker 3: by an evil raven and then it could passing for
Speaker 3: the sign. Then he got possessed.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I just got this thing really quick because
Speaker 5: it's I shouldn't have done it, but I thought it
Speaker 5: was hilarious and okay, well we were just talking about
Speaker 5: mortal combat and that finished him.
Speaker 4: So I thought it was I thought it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: There was a guy jerking off was a Finnish trip.
Speaker 4: No, that's what my girlfriend was.
Speaker 5: What my girlfriend was doing that and she's like finished
Speaker 5: showing ice cream.
Speaker 4: I was closed.
Speaker 5: I'm like, finish, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 4: She stopped for a minute. She didn't continue.
Speaker 5: Fatality when you squirt in the back for throat, right,
Speaker 5: I thought.
Speaker 4: It was funny, but it didn't.
Speaker 5: It was a it was a sadof didn't go poof.
Speaker 4: It was like she stopped. She started laughing a little bit,
Speaker 4: so ruined the mood.
Speaker 3: Hey, you can't have a girl laughing at her dick
Speaker 3: when she has it in your hand. So in November
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty, a Canadian reporter named Emmett k Keller wrote
Speaker 3: a piece about a trapper named Label who discovered a
Speaker 3: ghost town on Lake Anga King yunka aang a kingyon
Speaker 3: ang a Kingon hundreds of kilometers from civilization in Manitoba, Canada,
Speaker 3: LaBelle stumbled upon the supposed village and found that empty
Speaker 3: of all life, with only two starving husky dogs and residents.
Speaker 3: LaBelle claimed to have seen abandoned tents made of animal hides,
Speaker 3: seven dog cadavers, multiple warm coats and other signs of
Speaker 3: previous tendants, and the encampment there was and there was
Speaker 3: no trace of human remains, no bodies, only dog caucuses
Speaker 3: but labell But LaBelle said a traditional grave covered in
Speaker 3: stones was disturbed.
Speaker 5: No, they had they had a riot.
Speaker 3: The bell wandered the area for an afternoon, noting that
Speaker 3: when nothing showed signs of fight, there was something in
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 5: What is that you fucking farted?
Speaker 3: Uh? So after feeding the two freshly caught fish to
Speaker 3: the dogs, the bell returned.
Speaker 4: To his Uh, the dogs are alive.
Speaker 3: There was two dogs that were left alive, and there
Speaker 3: are seven dogs dead. So the bell returned civilization, share.
Speaker 4: Doggies with you brought the dog? No, he probably brought
Speaker 4: the doggies.
Speaker 3: So the bell returned a civilization to share his tale
Speaker 3: about the village and he had an inkling uh an
Speaker 3: evil spirit named torn O Rock may have been the
Speaker 3: reason for the demise of the village, and that's where
Speaker 3: the story ends. He's like, so I saw some man
Speaker 3: village and I think it's the evil spirit that you
Speaker 3: guys always told me about what I was a kid
Speaker 3: called torn Knock or return up. So yeah, that's that's
Speaker 3: a weird one. Last one, got last.
Speaker 4: Little story on the ships story.
Speaker 3: Oh, Labrador, Canada is the home?
Speaker 4: Where is that? What province?
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4: You should know going down.
Speaker 3: To labratory laborator to Newfoundland. It's a new Foundland.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was actually a song you got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, make that that song? But isn't that from Nova
Speaker 3: Scotia to just say no, no, no, no two minut I
Speaker 3: said it what I said? What what they made for
Speaker 3: the one on one episode? Because he didn't know, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I was like, are an't they close
Speaker 3: to you? I can't remember what state I was talking about,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you don't know your fucking geography. You
Speaker 3: live in the fucking States. And then I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I can't. We have like nine fucking provinces. You guys
Speaker 3: have like fifty two. Yeah, I got they say fifty.
Speaker 3: But some of you fifty people say why you never know?
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's why I can never remember how any
Speaker 4: fucking eights there are. Well, was because they have fifty
Speaker 4: two stars in the flag, right, yeah, and then they
Speaker 4: knocked it down to fifty.
Speaker 3: That's rather the natives that killed fifty two thousand million.
Speaker 4: That's our number, fifty two thousand million facts. Facts.
Speaker 3: So is the home of the Phantom Trapper, a specter
Speaker 3: cursed to a drive a team of fourteen pure white
Speaker 3: huskies across the barren landscape of winter for all eternity.
Speaker 3: So this guy just he's called the fam Trapper. He's
Speaker 3: got fourteen pure white huskies ghost huskies against and he
Speaker 3: fucking slahs. No, yeah, he whips them like that person
Speaker 3: did remember remember the dog whips? How they take off ear?
Speaker 3: His name is unknown. The Trapper appears dressed from head
Speaker 3: to toe in furs and skins as he endlessly speeds
Speaker 3: his way through the afterlife. Get him, get him know
Speaker 3: when he slaps them here, you know.
Speaker 4: Stop, I don't like it. I don't like the dog
Speaker 4: he's getting hurt. Legend has boys in life.
Speaker 3: The Trapper sold toxic alcohol to Indigenous, the indigenous population.
Speaker 3: They well, this is a factual statement that when white
Speaker 3: man Spanish, the Spanish, like I always do, when they
Speaker 3: came over and they introduced the Natives to alcohol or
Speaker 3: the Indigenous people of alcohol, their body was not used
Speaker 3: to drinking alcohol like.
Speaker 5: In it's still today. There's there's, there's there's. I think
Speaker 5: it's chromosomes in a Native person's body that can't break
Speaker 5: down alcohol, and they still drink like motherfuckers. They still
Speaker 5: can't like, they still can't break it down, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of my Native friends I grew
Speaker 3: up with drank fucking shipload.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of your Native friends were mixed native,
Speaker 5: like Heven.
Speaker 3: No Holden is one of them. But I had like
Speaker 3: friends that were pure Native, like purely native. Dylan Brent's
Speaker 3: brother was fucking purely Native like his both his mom's
Speaker 3: dad were Native. And he's the one that introduced me
Speaker 3: a cigarettes for the first time when I was thirteen
Speaker 3: years old. So here's a cart and a cigarettes. So
Speaker 3: we're all thirteen, let's smoke him?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 3: Uh so? So, uh you know, so he would he
Speaker 3: would given the Indious people this toxic alcohol, which just
Speaker 3: talks to them already.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 3: And he would assault many women. Yeah, he'd assault many
Speaker 3: women before meeting his end from natural causes. Like he
Speaker 3: had a long normal life. He poisoned people, he raped women,
Speaker 3: and then he died of natural causes. Where's your God now?
Speaker 3: So since the trapper evaded legal retribution during his life,
Speaker 3: he never paid for his ass.
Speaker 4: I gave him those button implants.
Speaker 3: He never paid for his acts. An axe axed for forgiveness.
Speaker 3: That lack of earthly punishment promoted him for a never
Speaker 3: ending mission to assist those who are lost in the
Speaker 3: snow and guide them to safety. And the internal is internal.
Speaker 4: Oh so the god said, now you have to help
Speaker 4: for the rest of you.
Speaker 3: Well that god, whatever their gods are. But it is
Speaker 3: kind of weird, Like I don't know if I think
Speaker 3: I slightly tell the story like a little bit on
Speaker 3: the podcast. So my brother is my half brother.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: So he's got family up in Bury uh and in
Speaker 3: Ontario which gets pretty cold sometimes. And there was a
Speaker 3: place his his grandma on his side. Uh this how
Speaker 3: she lived, that there was a family that lived there
Speaker 3: and this guy hunted and he was out hunting one
Speaker 3: day and somehow like it was a crazy winter and
Speaker 3: the door blew open, and his two kids died and
Speaker 3: his wife died because of this, and then I think
Speaker 3: something happened to him. I think he ended up dying
Speaker 3: or like you know, he's cried by his dead fucking family,
Speaker 3: and I think he ended up dying to something someone
Speaker 3: It was lines but how at this house that she
Speaker 3: lived at, and they like knew the history of it,
Speaker 3: that if you left the door open during the winter,
Speaker 3: the door would like slam shut. And even one time,
Speaker 3: the story goes my briend, my brother told me that
Speaker 3: people like his family have told him that and he
Speaker 3: remembers that I was being creepy and weird and that
Speaker 3: his grandma was staying close to the door or somebody was.
Speaker 3: I think it was the grandma, and the door was open.
Speaker 3: There's a big gust of wind and like you know,
Speaker 3: it was like hol as shit, and somebody like something
Speaker 3: pushed his grandma back out of the way of the
Speaker 3: doorway and then slammed the door shut on somebody that
Speaker 3: was trying to come in. So like, you know, suck,
Speaker 3: keep the door closed. It's I know, it's a creepy story.
Speaker 5: But for a strong inside wind. Grandma farted so fucking
Speaker 5: hard it blew her back and the door shut. Ready, sure,
Speaker 5: because it's time for.
Speaker 3: It's not back to the time.
Speaker 4: God, I get out of breath.
Speaker 3: While I don't know you just smoking cigarettes. It's the
Speaker 3: billy's fun factor the goddamn day.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is kind of like it's a stupid answer,
Speaker 5: but like I I, this questions bugged me forever, and
Speaker 5: it's one of those things you just never happen to
Speaker 5: look up. Do you know what once removed means? Like
Speaker 5: when you say, oh, they're my cousin twice removed.
Speaker 3: Oh, they fuck somebody within the family.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's a lot of funny things like that. No,
Speaker 5: that is not the fucking answer, Tom. It's like that's
Speaker 5: something that everyone says, but nobody knows what the fuck
Speaker 5: it means.
Speaker 3: Oh they remove them because they had sex.
Speaker 5: That's what that's I always thought it meant. I was like,
Speaker 5: did you get disowned and then they let you back in?
Speaker 5: It just means the fucking generations.
Speaker 4: So it's tough.
Speaker 5: So if if if the parent or sorry, let's say
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Speaker 5: your aunt's kid, your aunt's kid is your cousin, but
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Speaker 5: once removed because it's a generation difference and it's not
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Speaker 4: Mm hmm yeah.
Speaker 5: Or it could either be your uncle wants removed or
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Speaker 3: you didn't know that.
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