WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:12.720 Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis Strange encounters of frogs 2 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:17.280 and lizards, dumb my nick children, dog Man, Bigfoot, Mockman 3 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.399 and all their victims. 4 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:25.239 Murray pictures captured by shot witness Uflo's Breaking Laws of Physics, 5 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:27.559 Pictures of aliens. 6 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:30.839 Carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a bizarre world 7 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:31.879 that we live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.560 So sit back, relax, laugh. 9 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.159 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Cousinos, the Raptilian from Strange Group podcast, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.600 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:54.000 some bizarre and strange things. 13 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:58.000 So strap in for this mild and hilarious ride. 14 00:00:58.960 --> 00:00:59.759 Now to the show. 15 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:04.959 Everybody, the curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door. 16 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:15.319 It's about to get strange. Everybody. 17 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:19.959 Coost are like really bad liars. You can always just see. 18 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:23.359 Right, but they seem like you're getting worse and worse 19 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:23.760 and worse. 20 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:25.640 I think I think, I think I enjoy them. I 21 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:26.560 think they're getting better. 22 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:29.719 What's going on? Welcome to the podcast. Hi, this is 23 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.040 Strange high Energy, high Energy. 24 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:35.079 No no, no, no, we're going to stop that right now. 25 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:39.599 I'm Tom Kat, you're illustrious host of this strange podcast. 26 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:43.599 He's not illustrious illustrious. No, he's asexual. 27 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:46.560 That that you know what asexual means, right, It means 28 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:47.239 you're abstaining. 29 00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:50.120 It was just the first a word that came to 30 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:51.480 my head. I guess, asshole. 31 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:53.640 I got some apple whiskey and then Billy made up 32 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:54.840 his own fucking drink. 33 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:57.079 Apple whiskey and eggnog, and it's delicious. 34 00:01:57.159 --> 00:01:58.280 It's weird, it's. 35 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:00.159 Like it I really didn't think it was gonna be 36 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:02.319 good while I was doing it. It's my new favorite thing. 37 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:05.719 I think, Uh, but when we I definitely I'm gonna 38 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.039 drink some ramenagnog. We do the fucking. 39 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:11.199 Christmas apple whiskey and eggwall fuck the Rum. 40 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:14.039 Well fun Christmas episode for you motherfuckers. 41 00:02:13.919 --> 00:02:16.639 Who decided Rum was the one. You're like this, well, 42 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:17.000 you can be. 43 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:19.840 Kolu and eggnog, but Klu is a cream based, so 44 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:22.479 it's like not as good, like that's what we always did. 45 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.719 It's not a cream based Bailey is clue. 46 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:27.960 Yeah, you're right, right, right, but Clue is still It's 47 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.439 like you can do Bailey's but like, I just found 48 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:34.520 my favorite apple whiskey that is better than everything I've 49 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:35.520 ever put an eggnog. 50 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:37.159 I never because I'm drinking a lot. 51 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.879 Like that's Christmas, right, You either I either end up 52 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:43.800 having like nineteen Bailey coffees in the morning or yeah, 53 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:47.199 or you don't want to have that much coffee so 54 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:48.719 you end up having ramenagnog. 55 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:50.759 But like it doesn't I don't like it that much. 56 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:53.719 I love well, I'm on the bridle when we I 57 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:56.599 already did, but when we record, uh, when we do 58 00:02:56.639 --> 00:02:59.479 in the Christmas episode, I'll probably have some agnog and rum, 59 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.759 but I'll one or two because if you drink a 60 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:03.719 lot of those and then go to something else, you're 61 00:03:03.759 --> 00:03:05.120 gonna be fucking throwing up. 62 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:08.439 Later liquor before beer. You're in the clear here before liquors. 63 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:10.319 Shut the fuck up. Keep drinking. 64 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:14.719 So we're gonna get into something to suit the weather 65 00:03:14.919 --> 00:03:17.560 kind of thing, because it's it's cold. We had our 66 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:22.159 first big snowfall, and I guess we're fucking southern Canada. 67 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:26.960 Uh so yeah, pretty much States for sakes. 68 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:29.319 Literally submerging us. We're just like a little like. 69 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:32.639 The dick of Canada that like shot into the States 70 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:35.080 and then we're so. 71 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:37.520 This will be a little fun one something different. But 72 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:42.240 we're gonna get into like ghost stories and mysteries, Arctic 73 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:45.280 ghost stories and mysteries Arctic. 74 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:46.639 Oh yeah. 75 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:50.800 The Arctic Circle is a frozen region in the northernmost 76 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:56.520 part of the globe, spanning Canada, Land, Alaska, and very 77 00:03:56.680 --> 00:04:01.360 other icy lands. Like many desolate places, the Arctic has 78 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:07.199 its share of ghost stories haunting legends floating around the frigid, 79 00:04:07.479 --> 00:04:11.360 largely wild areas of the icy frozen land. 80 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:15.560 It was fucking it was a ramble sentence there. 81 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:19.199 It has long been a popular site of exploration because 82 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:21.480 everyone's like, I know what I want to do today. 83 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:24.079 I want to throw on like five jackets. 84 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.160 I don't think that's why they go up. 85 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:29.160 Then no, they no, they don't looking for the alien 86 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:31.360 base bud because of aliens are anywhere, They're either in 87 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:33.360 the water or the Arctic. 88 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:36.639 That's what the majority of people are looking for. I'm 89 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:37.920 short for the listeners. 90 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:41.319 Do I sound like Jonah Hill? Because one listener thinks 91 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:43.199 that I do. I don't think that I do. 92 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.519 I like it alright, with it? 93 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:49.759 Uh? And so with with this, like exploring freezing wild 94 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:53.759 lens comes death quite easily. And with death comes tales 95 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:57.040 of ghosts and strange events. That's what we're gonna get into. 96 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.360 No I'm not. Someone said it like the high energy, 97 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:03.040 So I'm gonna keep it going. Remember to rate and 98 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:05.000 review us. Go on, if you want sports, go with 99 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:05.480 the patren. 100 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:08.480 You're gonna give him a fucking seizure. But he's gonna 101 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:11.360 have an aneurysm and draw here. Just don't tell him 102 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:15.839 high energy. Say medium energy please and he goes. Okay, okay, 103 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:16.720 medium energy. 104 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:21.399 A man named William shared his tails of his strange 105 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:25.279 encounters during hunting and fishing trips around Alaska. 106 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.759 I don't hunt fish. In order to. 107 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:31.279 Get his regular cave side camping spot in the valley 108 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:35.959 he frequent frequently went, William had to traverse a tricky 109 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:39.920 path in the bottlenecks down to about a twelve foot 110 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.560 wide ravine. 111 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.959 That's fucking trippy. Oh like okay, and never mind. I 112 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:47.480 was thinking the ravine was in in case. The way 113 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:49.240 you said it there, it made it seem like it 114 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:51.480 was like, yeah, in between two big us. 115 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:51.800 I think it. 116 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:55.439 I think it was. I would think it's it's the Arctic, 117 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:59.560 even though we're killing the polar bears with our jets flying. 118 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:03.160 Around, so it wasn't me. 119 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:07.079 So this man named William is like going down even 120 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:08.600 trying to going on this tricky path. 121 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:09.000 Yeah. 122 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:13.000 During one visit, he began his trek towards the bottleneck 123 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:17.279 as usual when a robin suddenly began to drop sticks 124 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:18.360 and rocks on his head. 125 00:06:18.839 --> 00:06:20.120 Fucking Robin's up there. 126 00:06:20.639 --> 00:06:23.839 Yeah there's yeah, I guess in warmer weather because this 127 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:27.439 would have been warmer well weather, they probably you. 128 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:31.319 Know what the one week they get yeah, not negative. 129 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:33.680 Thirty I think it right now when that one place 130 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:35.639 in none of it or is Alaska there they have 131 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:39.920 like their sixty days have started of darkness. Fucking scary man. 132 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:44.319 Every sau sun I know, i'd be everyone comes out 133 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:48.160 out of it with like new couples start dating and 134 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.160 they're like, oh my fucking god, you're ugly. 135 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:54.879 You felt oked, especially. 136 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:56.480 If you're drinking. It's always dark, and then you wake 137 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:57.399 up and it's still dark. 138 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:00.240 It's like, yeah, that'd suck you up and you d 139 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:01.600 levels of beef, so you'd be. 140 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:04.319 So depressed you slit in your wrist every Sunday. 141 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:06.920 Could you imagine what a Vitamin D bottle costs up there? 142 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:09.040 If sonny D costs thirty two dollars a joke. 143 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.079 I know what they do. They butt chug it. I 144 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:12.720 gotta get it, I gotta get it. 145 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:16.079 But vitamin D, yeah, like the liquid for it, like 146 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:18.600 a sonny D. They're like just like putting their butttholesneyed. 147 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:22.759 I don't think sunny D actually really has sugar. 148 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:24.240 It pretty much is. So. 149 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:27.839 This motherfucking robin keeps dropping ship on his head, which 150 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:30.800 took him to a cliff. Yeah, I was dropping six 151 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:34.920 eyes and rocks on its head, which is like as 152 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:38.839 if to get William's attention. He eventually decided to follow 153 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.759 the robin, which took him to a cliff that overlooked 154 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:47.879 the path. After detecting the strong scent of shit scat 155 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:52.079 poopy scat. Yeah, that's what they call animal feces a scat. 156 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:53.800 Oh, I didn't know that. You know that. 157 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:54.800 That's a fun fact for the day. 158 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:56.279 I just call it pooh. 159 00:07:56.319 --> 00:08:00.439 William realized there was a bear known to the vocals 160 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:05.319 as Scarface. And guess what. 161 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:07.720 This bear had a scar on his face. 162 00:08:07.839 --> 00:08:09.639 No, he had fucking cokel up in his nose, and 163 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:12.560 he was holding the fucking sixteen. He's walking around. 164 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:13.759 You think the bear that died. 165 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:20.839 Yeah, so this bear stood directly in the bottleneck area 166 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:24.120 of the valley, sporting a large scar over his face 167 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:33.000 and a blo cocaine. The bear would eventually over The 168 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:38.120 bear would easily overpower William and his twenty two in 169 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:42.519 such a narrow area. After saving William from such an 170 00:08:42.639 --> 00:08:48.679 unwinnable altercation, the robin disappeared, leaving him to believe that 171 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:53.240 the guardian spirit of this robin was protecting him. That's 172 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:55.399 a weird one, eh, So this guy had. 173 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:58.240 A robin, thought him to the bear. 174 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:00.840 He followed him to the side of a. 175 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:02.600 Cloth you could see where you were. 176 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:05.120 And then so the robin was we know, maybe he 177 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:07.320 was a native guy that like shape shifted and was like, 178 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:09.519 this white guy's going down the wrong fucking way. 179 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:12.240 You think animals just know that anyway? They're like, hey, 180 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:14.279 that's danger. I don't think you know there's danger there. 181 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:14.919 Let me show you. 182 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:16.159 Let me there's some rocks on you. 183 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:17.639 Like, what else are you gonna do? 184 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:21.000 Just everyone ignores me when I what I almost said, 185 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:26.399 bark tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet, Hey, motherfucker, hey, motherfuckers. 186 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:28.320 Start screaming at him. 187 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:31.799 Had birds really high, right, yeah, or you think. 188 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:36.200 You're on mushrooms or something because he starts talking to you. Hey, heips, hey, hey, hey, 189 00:09:36.399 --> 00:09:37.279 you smell that dodoo. 190 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:39.399 You'd have to listen. If you heard a bird talk 191 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:40.919 you please just listen to it. 192 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:44.440 You smelled a poopy Oh, there's a bear clothes buddy butt. 193 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:45.240 Do not go that way. 194 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:51.960 I'm dying, I a woman known Next story, a woman 195 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:59.039 known as Mary Todd told YouTube channel or channel Zeno Hunters. 196 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:03.320 Stupid, don't I know. 197 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.639 Zeno Hunters? Whatever the fuck? That is about a strange 198 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.559 experience from her youth, she said, a friend and her 199 00:10:12.559 --> 00:10:16.840 set out to find berry bushes depicts salmon berries. I 200 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.000 don't know what salmon berries are. It's spelled salmon with 201 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:24.679 berries at the end of its salmon berries. Salmon berries don't. 202 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:28.360 I don't know what they taste like salmon. 203 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:38.840 They're fishy berries. 204 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:45.279 That's gross. When they came up upon a hill along 205 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:49.679 their path, they were greeted by an elderly couple. The 206 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:53.039 couple warned the girls that a grizzly bear was prowling 207 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:57.000 the road on the side of the hill. After checking 208 00:10:57.039 --> 00:11:00.600 for signs of the supposed animal, the girl decide to 209 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:03.720 walk over the hill and go down the road anyway. 210 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:06.440 They're like, oh, there's no bear. These old people were like, 211 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:07.600 there's probably a bear down. 212 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:11.240 There, So why nobody listens to old people? 213 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:13.840 No, that's for sure. Nobody listens like. 214 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:19.720 You really should. And he fucking dies and then you're like, oh, maybe. 215 00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:23.799 Yea, it's some homeless guy the side of the street. 216 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:27.799 So once over the hill, Mary Jane and her friend 217 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:33.440 began to pick berries, checking every checking every few minutes 218 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:37.639 for the grizzly. After her and her companion wandered away, 219 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:43.679 Mary Jane's Mary Jane noticed a long white cloud hovering 220 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:47.879 above them, seemingly to follow them as they were walking 221 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.480 just thirty feet above their head. 222 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:54.240 Fucking cartoon thirty cartoon. You know when it starts like 223 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:58.240 how young were these girls? Sorry, I don't know because 224 00:11:58.279 --> 00:11:59.080 I can picture like. 225 00:11:59.039 --> 00:11:59.960 An eight year old right now. 226 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:03.039 He's like that ball, the ball I saw it was 227 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:07.879 like the sea and tower big, and this girl's like it. 228 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:10.879 Was so close, like thirty. 229 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:14.799 Feet so now that's like that's like thirty million feet there. 230 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:17.759 But it seemed like one of those cartoon rent clouds 231 00:12:17.759 --> 00:12:18.720 are just like following them. 232 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:22.080 Seams raining on her. So you're sad today. 233 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:24.480 Because and you know how they saw those old focks right, 234 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:31.120 so weirdly, strangely, emerging from the cloud were the voices 235 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:35.639 of the two elderly women. Hey, bitch's it was like 236 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:37.519 screaming at her and shit, and like she just know 237 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:41.519 what to do, so frighten, Mary Jane prompted her to 238 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:44.919 check her surrounding. So she looked around. She looked side 239 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:45.759 and south side. 240 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:51.320 How many sides you got, you fucking octagon, bitch, And 241 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:54.399 that's when she found the grizzly bear working on the 242 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:57.080 carcass of a reindeer, paying her no mind. 243 00:12:57.679 --> 00:13:00.720 Mary Jane race backed up over the hills the safety 244 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.600 and thanks to this goddamn cloud and these old women 245 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:08.639 yelling at her from the cloud, she survived. I don't 246 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:10.559 can you want to do? An old woman's voice? What 247 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:11.480 were they saying to her? 248 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:18.279 Oh, there's a pair, there's a bear there, sweetie. 249 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.440 If you go away, finger par make you some cookies. 250 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:31.279 That's like the creepiest voice. Wow, what the fuck? 251 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:33.200 That's that's what I heard. That's what you heard from 252 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:33.960 the clouds, Just. 253 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:36.879 Like, fuck cookies, where's the bear? I'll find out, I'll 254 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:37.559 get away. 255 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:44.480 So uh the ss beai chi mo, beitchi mo bechim, 256 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:46.919 the bitchi mo. That sounds like a native that's it's 257 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:49.679 bei chi mo. So that's not gonna go Japanese. The 258 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:54.200 ss Bechim was built of steel empowered by steam in 259 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:59.159 nineteen fourteen. Sweden. Oh it's Sweden, Swedish. Bitchi ma, that's 260 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:00.519 not it's not checking. 261 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.679 No, it's pretty close, Sweeten like when yeah, they have 262 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:05.200 like it was closed. 263 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:07.720 They have like it just like this there's I'm sorry 264 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:10.720 guys that you're you're listening, but it just it sounds 265 00:14:10.720 --> 00:14:12.559 like they're Vikings. Like to me that that they're when 266 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:14.960 they talk, it just sounds like a Viking talking. Because 267 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:18.000 that Norseman show is pretty great. You ever watch it? 268 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:18.799 It's good Norsemen. 269 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:21.200 Yeah, it's on Netflix. Should check it out. They make 270 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:24.080 fun of Vikings and it's like a comedy show about vikings. 271 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:24.759 That's kind of cool. 272 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:26.480 You should check it out. It's good. It's pretty goodt 273 00:14:27.320 --> 00:14:31.559 uh So this thing weighed more than one thousand, three 274 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:32.559 hundred tons. 275 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:36.559 Who weighed this who weighed this ship? They're like, bring 276 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:37.840 out the large scale. 277 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:43.200 This is the one we fit birtha on here. 278 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.399 Put it on land, come here, create it up. We 279 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:47.519 want to see how much it was. 280 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:49.600 All right, Ah, can you pull the ship? 281 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:49.879 Yees? 282 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:51.840 Okay, because it's nineteen fourteen. 283 00:14:51.519 --> 00:14:57.080 So pull it up, and it's on the scale, our 284 00:14:57.360 --> 00:15:02.200 freakishly long, fucking nine hundred meter scale. 285 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:07.159 The ship took cargo from Sweden to Germany and back 286 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:11.360 again until World War one. June World War one started. 287 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:12.360 I hope you know your history. 288 00:15:12.919 --> 00:15:16.559 Yeah, late thirties. Fuck I slept in the early forties. 289 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:17.840 No, that was World War two. 290 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:20.440 Oh that's World War two. Sorry, nineteen eighteen. 291 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:23.279 Yeah, we go. Good job, you learned something. 292 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:25.799 No, I always knew that. I just I got confused. 293 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:30.000 Uh when it was sent to Hudson Bay Company in Scotland. 294 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.279 So Hudson Bay Company had ships all over I guess. 295 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:33.759 Yeah. 296 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:37.440 And the ship once again carried trade goods across the ocean, 297 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:42.159 but to Canada and Alaska instead of Europe. On October one, 298 00:15:42.559 --> 00:15:47.399 nineteen thirty nine, the Beitchi mo Was was caught in 299 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:52.600 a perilous storm as it sailed for British Columbia. As 300 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:54.159 the vessel became trapped in ice. 301 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:57.679 My geography is terrible. Where it's coming because I hate 302 00:15:57.679 --> 00:15:58.559 how like it's coming from. 303 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:01.519 Nobody may teach you globe as like a circle, but 304 00:16:01.559 --> 00:16:04.000 that's not actually like necessarily or they teach it to 305 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:05.879 you on like a flat piece of paper, right, but 306 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:08.360 like it's hard to like envision it. No, it's hard 307 00:16:08.360 --> 00:16:11.559 to envision it like where everything is as a circle, 308 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:13.720 because you never I never learned it on a globe. 309 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:15.799 You always learned it on a piece of paper. But 310 00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:19.399 am I mistaken that China is right beside us? 311 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:19.759 Is it not? 312 00:16:20.120 --> 00:16:22.279 Yeah, so you'd have to go through so essentially you 313 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:24.440 have to go through China. I no, No, But I 314 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.480 think what they're doing is they're coming from it's coming 315 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:31.360 from like they lovers things from Sweden to Germany. But 316 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.399 then it's coming through the Arctic to try to get 317 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:35.480 to b C, which is probably a bad idea. 318 00:16:35.679 --> 00:16:38.519 Oh it's going yeah, because that would be quicker than 319 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:40.639 going all the way to China and all the way 320 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:44.320 the fun they're around just to avoid the Ontario trip 321 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:45.080 through Canada. 322 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:47.559 Yeah, or if you're like some fuck is like Mark Sergeant, 323 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:50.759 you think the Earth is flat and they fucking invented planes? Whatever, 324 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:53.440 I'm looking into this not invented plate. 325 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:58.840 They invented planes with their flat earth technology. 326 00:16:59.279 --> 00:17:02.559 So the vessel became trapped in ice and the captain 327 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.519 and the crew evacuated to wait out the storm and 328 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:09.799 nearby borrow Alaska. It's called Boro Alaska. 329 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:12.559 It's it's like we we just want to borrow it, 330 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:16.279 like we don't really have money to buy it right now. 331 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:19.160 But a lot did these states need to buy Alaska? 332 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.480 You have one little part in Canada. 333 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:24.480 No, it's it's a good idea, like from there, No, no, no, 334 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:27.839 it was a good idea. We need from from their 335 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.960 perspective too, because they're like, if we can get the 336 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:32.039 bottom and the top of Canada, they even try to 337 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:33.680 get Quebec and we finally stopped it. 338 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:35.160 They're like they're slowly closing. 339 00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:37.759 They're slowly closing while they're slowly closing in on and 340 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:41.720 making this all the US like taking over Canada. 341 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:44.519 And Rogan thinks that we're just like the US but different. 342 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:49.279 We pretty well Ontario the US. What different Ontario is 343 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:52.200 like the US. Go Alberta, BC is a little different. 344 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:59.799 So even though even though actually like northern Ontario Scotland 345 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:02.599 and because it's close enough, it's just stupid. 346 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:04.279 Yeah, it's so different. 347 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:09.279 Before relocating, Uh so they got to this cub of Boro. 348 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:13.640 Go Away went to Borough Borough and Alaska before relocating 349 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:17.680 to a frosty outcropping closer to the ship. I don't 350 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:20.240 know what an outcropping is, but oh, maybe just to 351 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:21.559 get the ship in there to warm it up. 352 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:25.839 I think like a huge crop dust, Like I'm outcropping 353 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:26.640 this place. 354 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:32.720 They waited for the Beachi Maw's trapping. The Beachi Mo 355 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:37.279 Alternative ternibly trapped in the ice and drifted at sea 356 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:41.640 until October fifteenth, when the Hudson Bay Company rescued twenty 357 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:45.799 two crew members. The remaining captain and sailors stubbornly refused 358 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:48.200 to aband their ship. But fuck maybe like being cold. 359 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:50.640 We're doing this for so long now, Fucking. 360 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:53.880 No, it's I love that old person mentality too. It's like, well, 361 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:57.920 the ship goes down, I guess I'm good, but like 362 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.880 we have a rescue ship right, No, fucking no, I said, 363 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:03.640 the ship goes down, I guess I'm dead. 364 00:19:05.319 --> 00:19:09.240 Yes, they're so fucking stubborn man like, and I love it. 365 00:19:09.200 --> 00:19:11.759 Too, even living with an old person like he's eighty 366 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:14.839 and like he'll say something and even if you you 367 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:17.039 can see him wanting to change his mind, but he 368 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:19.400 will not do it. I'll be like, hey, man, you're hungry. 369 00:19:19.559 --> 00:19:22.880 I'm gonna go get some food and I'll actually get 370 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:25.000 him extra. He'll say, no, I'm not hungry. I'll get 371 00:19:25.039 --> 00:19:26.759 him extra anyway. I'll put in the bag. I was like, 372 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:29.680 there's extra in there forty and he's like, what is it. 373 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:32.160 He's like, look, and he's like, that does look good. 374 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:34.559 I'm like, there's an extra one right there for you. 375 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.680 He's like no, no, no, no, I said no, so no, 376 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:40.839 I'm like, this is if fucking you're so goddamn. 377 00:19:40.839 --> 00:19:43.720 He's like, you were still doing this shit because I 378 00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:44.839 want to be like sixty and. 379 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:53.000 Be like, so billytilis Yeah, fucking I have a hope. 380 00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:55.599 Not man, I'm excited. Man. Maybe I'll be dead by that, 381 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:59.319 who fucking knows, but hope. So what would you do 382 00:19:59.359 --> 00:20:01.720 with the rest of your lif The remaining captain sail 383 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.880 severally refused to abandon their ship. They stayed in their 384 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:08.000 camp and so they stayed by the ship, and they 385 00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:11.720 got they had whatever supplies had left from their employer 386 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.880 into November twenty fourth, when the Beachie Mao was the 387 00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:19.319 Beachi mawag the baby when the fucking ship. When the 388 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:24.599 ship disappeared from view with the vessel considered lost, an 389 00:20:24.680 --> 00:20:29.480 Inuit person spotted it and the ice forty five miles 390 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:30.559 from his last location. 391 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:33.119 You know, he was just doing nothing up there either. 392 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:36.440 He's like literally sitting on an ice cube by himself. 393 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.400 He's like, I wonder how well I can balance this 394 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:43.240 ice cube on the water. He's like tremendous balances ice 395 00:20:43.319 --> 00:20:45.000 keeps like maybe like the size of his hand. 396 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:46.440 He's like got his whole body on it. 397 00:20:46.519 --> 00:20:49.279 Remember Spiro, he has to go to like the winter land, 398 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:50.920 and there's a bunch of Eskimaut people and they're like 399 00:20:50.920 --> 00:20:53.079 all they all make like they all freeze each other, 400 00:20:53.119 --> 00:20:56.599 so they can't yeah, jump onto fucking love that game. 401 00:20:57.680 --> 00:21:01.000