WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:02.520 I also have the thing in my car, and hopefully 2 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:03.640 you're ready because it's time. 3 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:06.440 It's about to get weird. 4 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:09.320 Be prepared for it to get weird. 5 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:13.919 Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna 6 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:15.480 get real weird with it. 7 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:18.000 Let's get weird. Let's get it? 8 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:18.280 Where? 9 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:19.079 Where? 10 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:19.480 Get? 11 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:19.839 Where? 12 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.039 Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? 13 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:23.879 I'm ready to. 14 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:31.600 Listen because you're listening to the two hundred and second 15 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:36.640 palindrome episode of Let's Get Weird. 16 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:38.359 That's the thing where it goes for one to backwards 17 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:42.600 that words and backwards race car palindrome. Mom, Dad, yep, Pop, 18 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:45.600 got it done. I don't know anymore. I'm out keep 19 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:48.320 it going all that's another one. Oh my goodness, use 20 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:49.119 a lot all the time. 21 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:53.200 I do all yellow. My name, my name is Eric. 22 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:55.039 Every week come together, give you the weird search from 23 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:58.000 our lives, the streets, the sheets, the up, the down, 24 00:00:58.119 --> 00:01:02.799 the whole round around in betweens in between, the booty holes. 25 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:05.599 In the skies, the seas and the Internet. 26 00:01:05.799 --> 00:01:07.920 There's aliens in the seas, by the way, That's what 27 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.760 I needed to figure out. Sorry, Oh my god, last 28 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.680 night I was with the GF and we were hanging 29 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:19.640 out and apparently every we've talked to aliens, government has 30 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:21.319 said that we've made contact with aliens and they all 31 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:23.400 live in the sea. But no one is talking about 32 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:25.560 It's all over TikTok. No one is talking at. 33 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.519 Because that's not really good. Okay, worried about alien. 34 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:33.120 Aliens in the ocean. 35 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:36.599 You get an actual news source there, not something that 36 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:40.920 seems like it's not okay, aliens in the ocean. Congress's 37 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.439 latest heeries on UFOs explained. 38 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:45.319 Ladies. 39 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:49.000 Pentagon report on UFOs add more fuelists conversation. Really hundreds 40 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:52.719 of unidentified and unexplained aerial phenomena landed in the ocean. 41 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:57.280 Yeah, and apparently we've made contact it the Mariana Trench, Marianna's, 42 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:02.319 Marianna's Trench, Marianna's Trench, marian it's the deepest part. It's 43 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:04.760 the deepest part of the ocean. They're all in there. Yeah, 44 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:05.760 they're all in there. 45 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:08.919 The Marianna and trench. Yep, and that's where they But 46 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:11.599 apparently nobody is talking about are. 47 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:13.719 Are aliens? 48 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:18.560 Grim is a movie that but then pa, it's okay, 49 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:22.800 it's not bad, it's good. Did Gemond do the second one. Yes, 50 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:25.080 I think he did do the second one. He had 51 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:31.120 basically he got the Eastwood brother and then what's John Boyd? 52 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:35.240 John was in the first second one, second one. That's right, 53 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:39.639 Scott Eastwood in the second one. Charlie Days in both 54 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.159 who is the first one? 55 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:47.919 It's Charlie and but Charlie Days is the lynch in 56 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:48.439 both of them. 57 00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:50.879 Because it's now see Germeal didn't do the second one, 58 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:52.960 he did the first one. Yeah, that's why the second 59 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:54.759 one feels so much different than the first one. 60 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:56.879 He's a part of the second one though. 61 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:59.960 Yeah, I think that's a producer. So you know it's 62 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:02.159 second was not bad. That was good as first one 63 00:03:02.159 --> 00:03:03.919 though that that is a franchise. 64 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:04.639 Do you see? 65 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.000 I know that the Monster Verse show on Apple TV 66 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:10.039 Plus it's It's monarch, I think is what it's called. Yeah, 67 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:12.879 the second season they are going back to Congschool Island 68 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.879 and really yeah, like that's a world. 69 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:18.199 I'm like, just add in Pacific Rim in there. It's 70 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:20.800 already believable, you know, how would they add that in? Though? 71 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:24.080 I don't know, like a the kai Jews were or 72 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.520 whatever monsters or what the hell they're called. 73 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.719 The Kajus were the aliens were in a different realm 74 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:30.879 that we're sending. 75 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:34.960 Through the marinch in the Monster verse. 76 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:38.840 They were natural born phenomenon right living a. 77 00:03:39.479 --> 00:03:44.280 Yeah Earth millions of trillions of years ago, Earth blended Earth. 78 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:47.319 But yeah, So that is what I needed to figure 79 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:50.599 out with the GF last night, was what why no 80 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:53.159 one is talking about that the US government has said 81 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:56.479 that the aliens in the ocean and we've made contact 82 00:03:56.479 --> 00:03:58.319 with the aliens, Because I think it's a little bit 83 00:03:58.360 --> 00:03:59.840 of a like boy who Cried Wolf? 84 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:02.439 Was it like last year we spent all the time 85 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:06.000 like Area fifty one and like that that fake like 86 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:10.000 doll that everyone thought was alien in Mexico. Oh yeah, 87 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:12.360 I think we spent so long on that that people 88 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:15.479 are like, I don't care anymore. I think like because 89 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:18.000 even in the Penom three, we saw like, oh, area 90 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.240 fifty one, Like okay, we get it. 91 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:23.519 But Area fifty one is such an iconic thing with aliens. 92 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:26.480 Do you know how much space that they own? 93 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.879 But if you've seen Venom three and Captain Marbles on 94 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:32.519 the ground base, well that's. 95 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:35.040 What I'm saying, Like you can't get anywhere close to 96 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:38.120 the actual over on the land base of Area fifty 97 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.959 one at all, because the US government owns at least 98 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:44.439 like two to three hundred maybe maybe a circumference of 99 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:47.519 miles of that area. They own that whole desert, and 100 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:50.480 they bought up every piece of property you can, you know, 101 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:53.480 you know, united to get to it, right, are drive right? No, 102 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:55.639 you go to mccaren airport. They have to go to 103 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.000 mccaron Airport, Vegas, the Vegas airport, get on a special plane, 104 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.519 fly out to like a private airport, to the private 105 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:05.279 airport attached to Area fifty one deep plane, and then 106 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:08.079 get to work. If you're working, you want to work there, 107 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:10.000 but if you want to visit, if you want to visit, 108 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:11.800 you to drive, but you can't get anywhere close to 109 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:13.360 it because there's censors everywhere, fencing. 110 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.600 I think it was like it's like five years ago 111 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:18.360 whatever when the Air fifty one stuff happened and everyone 112 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:19.279 was like driving out. 113 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.120 There because then, oh my god, I can't say his name, 114 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.439 Naruto Naruto thing, and I like running faster, yeah, the 115 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:29.600 narrowto walk yeah whatever exactly. 116 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:31.920 So thank you Hoddy for bringing me. Remind me what 117 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:34.199 you guys can talk about it. Well, you talked about it. 118 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:37.720 I just texted her so she better listen to this 119 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.240 podcast and if not, we'll see what happens. I'll probably 120 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.240 get my butt kicked, but it's fine. 121 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:43.000 Why would you get your buck keeke? So she didn't. 122 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.759 I made a dumb threat. I mean I was being stupid. 123 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:48.639 You know, he made typical Eric being stupid. 124 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:51.439 Typical typical gamer. I know who that is now. You 125 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:53.279 know he's nominated for a Game Ward this year? 126 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:56.759 Is he really? Yeah? And the best content Creator and 127 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.560 it had I was like, oh, I know that cause 128 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:01.800 Max max gamer, and I like he loves laser Beam. 129 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:02.560 But I gotta, I gotta. 130 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:04.879 I actually might need your help after this on how 131 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:08.000 to turn on the prontal curntrols on YouTube because my 132 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:09.920 little man got in trouble at Squealer the other day 133 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:11.839 and uh I got. 134 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.120 To figure out how to control his YouTube better. 135 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:14.759 Yeah. 136 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:20.040 So yeah, because laser Beam is an Australian gamer but 137 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:21.480 he curses up a storm. 138 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:25.639 Yeah, that's like and it's like, well, I mean I 139 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:27.040 didn't grow up in brindle control. 140 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:29.120 My parents just let me watch what I wanted. You know, 141 00:06:29.879 --> 00:06:33.000 had mown judgments, so did I but I did too. 142 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:35.800 But I just feel like maybe maybe I just don't 143 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:36.759 want to get into a fight. 144 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:38.839 But that's like I feel like most kids get cursy 145 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:41.879 not from TV and movies, it's from you. 146 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:45.639 YouTube and Twitch or even just gaming online. But then, 147 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:48.360 you know what I also can't stand is YouTube shorts. 148 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:49.759 They're so bad. 149 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:53.720 They're so much just derivative of what went to TikTok 150 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:56.000 and Instagram reels, and maybe they posted it on YouTube 151 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:56.360 as well. 152 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.959 No, the quality of what's on YouTube shorts is an 153 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:00.480 as good. 154 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:01.879 Yeah crash. 155 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:04.639 It's them half asking it instead of putting in a 156 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:07.360 full like dedicated team and everything into it. 157 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:09.600 But it's more than just it's it's I mean, look, 158 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:11.800 look if you want to look, but I think YouTube 159 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:15.519 shorts are atrocious. I rather than watch tiktoks. But it's 160 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:17.879 also like, well, what kind of tiktoks is he gonna watch? 161 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:20.480 So I don't know, not your tiktoks. He does not 162 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:22.800 have to be watching your tiktoks. I've done TikTok in 163 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:23.319 two years. 164 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:27.879 Well, Kevin, friend of the podcast, Kevin, his daughter does TikTok, 165 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:30.319 but it's only private, he said, until she's like fifteen 166 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:31.360 or sixteen or whatever. 167 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:32.959 So like you could do that. 168 00:07:33.360 --> 00:07:36.120 Right, because then Instagram just came out with Instagram for teens, 169 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:38.240 where you can set it up and do all you can, 170 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:40.560 have all the controls and not let them talk to weirdos. 171 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:41.000 Which I think is great. 172 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:43.959 We have to be more cognisant of what people are 173 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:45.319 saying to our kids in social media. 174 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:48.680 Eric, I'm not saying shit to anybody exactly saying, she 175 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:54.759 the kids, this guy, We don't be that guy. 176 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:57.439 For the longest time, I censored myself. Think you did. 177 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:02.079 I don't like that. Be free man, be free flowy. Yeah, 178 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:04.839 do what you want, baby, Let those balls hang. Okay, 179 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:06.959 now you went that way. 180 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:10.560 What did we do last weekend? I forget this past week. 181 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.920 I had Max and I had I had Max. You 182 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:17.720 had a bunch of something. I helped my brother, uh 183 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:18.639 pick his ring? 184 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:20.199 That's right? Yeah, how cool was that? 185 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.560 It feels like a Thursday, but it's Iday. 186 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:28.000 But we had a lot going on yesterday. But yeah, 187 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:30.639 it was good. Him and his fiance came up. 188 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:36.039 We went to the Cartier store in Tyson's Galleria or whatever, 189 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:39.840 which you want to talk about. Oh yeah, we dropped 190 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:41.919 them off to go do their appointment. We'll go walk 191 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:44.399 around the mall. Like, we can't go in any of 192 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:47.360 these stores without like someone being like, oh, would you 193 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:49.559 like to buy this five thousand dollars ring I'm working 194 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:52.960 on commission. You can, but you can go in there. 195 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:55.879 You just like, there's no gat stop to play demos in. 196 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:59.519 You know, there's no Walden to read a book? And 197 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:02.600 what all the books are Scholastic books? 198 00:09:02.799 --> 00:09:03.600 What's that bookstore? 199 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:03.840 Never? 200 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:07.240 Never? No million, Nobles books a million? You know that one? 201 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:08.759 That one? I know that one? Okay, there go, there's 202 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:10.679 no books a million to read ran a book? 203 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:12.679 But I grew up with there are Bonds and Nobles 204 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.799 around here everywhere. They just want a white flows gala. No, 205 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:17.039 there's definitely not a book store. 206 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:17.799 Take but you know it is. 207 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:20.039 There a park parking gate that doesn't work because we 208 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.799 went to Founding Farmers and someone lifted up the parking 209 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:25.840 gate because it wasn't open and busted both the parking gates. 210 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.159 And this is typical DMV thing. Instead of people be like, 211 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.879 oh I shouldn't go in, Nope, everyone's bottom guard. Yeah, 212 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:33.879 we all got screwed on the way out because they 213 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:35.399 fixed the gate and within an hour. 214 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:37.600 So right, but then you still didn't pay for free parking. 215 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:40.360 By the way, I think I'm like one hundred and 216 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:43.080 one hundred versus you with parking in DC because last 217 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:44.320 week we went to go see. 218 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:47.200 We learn it's a learned opportunity. No, no, no, no, 219 00:09:47.519 --> 00:09:50.799 I keep telling you that DC parking is a disaster. 220 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:53.960 They don't check it. It doesn't matter whatever. It's a 221 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.600 thirty to forty dollars ticket. You go, I'm gonna go 222 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:57.480 buy this parking. 223 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:01.039 And guess who we got free parking that night we 224 00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:03.240 went to go see Red One? Who got free parking? 225 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:06.440 Me again? And then you saw Red One? 226 00:10:06.519 --> 00:10:06.639 There? 227 00:10:06.679 --> 00:10:08.600 I got Red One again with Max at forty X 228 00:10:08.799 --> 00:10:10.919 that Friday, Red One. Not that bad? 229 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:11.919 Not that bad? 230 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:13.039 Seven and a half. 231 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:16.000 Critics and money will tell you. Critics and money will 232 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:17.559 tell you what are they saying? 233 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:18.799 Is it the acting? Yeah? 234 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:22.399 Who? Just not like a joyful Christmas just like a 235 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:25.240 oh okay, it's an action Christmas. Yeah, but it's not 236 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:26.679 like a few good Christmas movies. 237 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:32.440 Really, Oh, I see why? I know. Why can we 238 00:10:32.519 --> 00:10:33.679 spoil it or say why? 239 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.480 Yeah, it's a Christmas movie. It's pretty obvious what happens 240 00:10:36.480 --> 00:10:36.879 in the movie. 241 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.639 Because I think they screw it by not having Crampis 242 00:10:39.720 --> 00:10:42.080 and the brother hang out. If the rock member of 243 00:10:42.120 --> 00:10:43.840 the Rock goes when he's like, do you want to 244 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:45.600 come over? And the rock does the headshick like. 245 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:48.360 No, I don't think That's the one thing that move 246 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:52.159 screwed the movie. They had the sentiment with Chris Evans 247 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:53.679 and his son. That was a good moment. 248 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:56.679 The second thing would have been, but they kind of 249 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.080 forced that relationship, be like I don't really need this 250 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:02.519 kid here. Yeah that they didn't need that if he's 251 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.320 a deadbeat dad, but now all of a sudden he 252 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:07.120 cares about his kid. Because there's that heartfelt moment when 253 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.080 where's the Neil from the Santa Claus. 254 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:11.759 There's supposed to be a Neil role there. Who is Neil? 255 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:15.360 You remember Neil from Santa Claus was the elf? No, no, no, 256 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:18.360 Neil was the guy the stepdad. Yeah, they should have 257 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.080 had a stepdad there because they said that the kid's 258 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:23.960 mom remarried, but we never saw the dad. It was 259 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:26.519 so why is the kid all of a sudden closer 260 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:27.200 to the dad. 261 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:31.799 Because because every in every divorce or separation, you know 262 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:35.600 this to it, the dad's always play a majority role 263 00:11:36.279 --> 00:11:39.639 at for male or boy, but upbringings. 264 00:11:40.519 --> 00:11:43.639 The dad, Chris Evans is the dad. He left as 265 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:45.000 soon as the kid was like a baby. 266 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:47.480 We never really knew that. We never really said that 267 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:50.600 he's never been around. He's never been around but the kids. 268 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:52.519 But it looks like he has been around in those 269 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:54.440 like spotty situations. 270 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:58.080 Felt more like he was a donor more than you 271 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:03.639 know really are just donors. Let's be serious, Okay, just 272 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:04.799 saying it is what it is. 273 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:07.799 We get a beaten down, we're broken, just like what's 274 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:10.600 Amy Wu said in her most recent Amy the woman 275 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.360 who wrote the Netflix specials. 276 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:17.679 She did the Netflix movies Oh God, oh God, get 277 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:18.120 it together. 278 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:20.879 But she had a great line in her stand up 279 00:12:21.639 --> 00:12:25.399 No not Amy Amy something Amy Wong is any. 280 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:30.639 Wait go to yeah Ali Wong Alio Sorry. 281 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.200 She had a great Netflix special where she's talking about 282 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.080 how she only wants to talk to or only will 283 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:41.960 only date divorced or dad's because they're already broken because 284 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:44.399 they've already been broken down by their first wives. So 285 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:46.440 the second time they go around they get remarried, they've 286 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.120 already been broken down. So you have to rebreak them 287 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.799 down and things are easier. Just saying just saying, just saying, 288 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:54.759 Ali Wong, it's a great It was a funny little 289 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:55.480 little single. 290 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:58.080 Now I have a you have a girlfriend. 291 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:02.000 Now I have a girlfriend though, So sorry, sorry Alan, sorry, sorry, 292 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:02.919 not sorry, taken? 293 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:04.320 Did you like saying that? 294 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:04.559 Now? 295 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:07.320 Really taking? I'm not like me? 296 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:13.120 You're a romantic You're yeah, you're married, right, you can't 297 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:15.159 see the thumb, but yeah, being hit. 298 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:17.000 The ring and you're finally we're in the plastic one. 299 00:13:17.159 --> 00:13:18.279 Are the plastical all the time? 300 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:18.679 No? 301 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:21.039 You were the golden, the gold on when we go out, 302 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:24.759 all right? That the way it's shining, people could tell 303 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:28.679 I'm not single. I feel like even here people already know. 304 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:29.799 So I would wear the plastic one. 305 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:34.039 I got worried. Do you about these ladies left and right? Yeah, 306 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:35.679 because there's so many ladies in this building. There are 307 00:13:35.679 --> 00:13:37.639 a lot of ladies on the work in this building. Actually, 308 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:44.519 there's a majority woman females here. Really, Yeah, where you been? Huh? 309 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:46.480 I wanted to do that? Break that down next week? 310 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:48.120 Then you will make a list. I don't know if 311 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:49.840 we should be making a list and checking it twice. 312 00:13:53.080 --> 00:13:54.960 I mean, it is the holiday season. 313 00:13:55.840 --> 00:13:59.759 Is the season I'm all about my winters all my winters, 314 00:13:59.799 --> 00:14:01.360 so winter savings. 315 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:03.679 Oh God, don't talk to me about that. I'm gonna 316 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:04.759 buy Maxipias. Fine. 317 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:07.960 It's been weird because my family's like, what do you 318 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:09.720 want to like, I don't know, like the ore the 319 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:10.480 thing you want. 320 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:11.720 Like gift cards and money. 321 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:12.039 Yeah. 322 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:14.000 I would feel bad though, asking for gift cards about 323 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:17.399 me because, like you know, it's the thought of the gift. 324 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:19.279 I'm like, oh, you got it, thought about it that 325 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:22.399 you wanted this, you wanted money. Here you go, there 326 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:22.600 we go. 327 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:25.200 I did convince my mom and my brother that because 328 00:14:25.200 --> 00:14:26.960 we're going to Disney next year, we're not going gifts 329 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:27.440 to each other. 330 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:29.600 But I feel like I have to reiterate that, just 331 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:32.159 like we're not getting guests for each other. If I 332 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:35.720 hijack your Disney trip with your family, I. 333 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:40.240 Already have like nine people going, myself, Moura, my brother, 334 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:44.679 his fiance, my mom, and then my brother's fiance's family's 335 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.840 his And you tell me that, yeah, they're coming to 336 00:14:48.919 --> 00:14:52.039 because her dad wants to really go as a family, 337 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:53.799 like one more time. So we're like, why not go? 338 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:57.200 You guys are being married, by the point, so that'd 339 00:14:57.240 --> 00:14:59.240 be good for my mom and I to like connect 340 00:14:59.279 --> 00:15:00.399 with that. There's some of the family. 341 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:02.840 You don't want me around these people in you could 342 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:05.120 be around. The funny thing is my mom was like, 343 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:06.320 we're all going to share a suite. 344 00:15:06.360 --> 00:15:09.960 I'm like, no, not mom, people, And it's funny because 345 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.159 my mom was under the pressure we'll share a five 346 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:15.919 like a five person sweet or whatever, like we want 347 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:16.639 our own room. 348 00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:20.759 My brother and his wife will then be wife will 349 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:22.759 want our own room. So it won't that costs you 350 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:27.480 like a trillion dollars. It will but we'll see what happens. 351 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:31.000 We will see what happens. If Disney's listening to this 352 00:15:31.399 --> 00:15:35.039 next year, though, please send us for free. Me and Hoodie, just. 353 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.519 Us just well, no, I gotta bring Max and Max 354 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:39.879 and plus one and our plus plus Max. 355 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:42.320 And Mora the eminem look at that Max and Mora. 356 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:47.080 More came first, so okay, but more and more and 357 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:50.159 Max whatever. Put some speck in my wife. I put 358 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:51.519 a lot of steps in your wife. 359 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:54.440 Okay, so don't even that sounded weird, But anyways, digress, 360 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:55.559 moving forward. 361 00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:59.039 Yeah, I'm going to just stop talking. 362 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:01.240 Okay, because I or something off in the distance. You 363 00:16:01.320 --> 00:16:03.679 might want to quiet and so you can hear it's 364 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:06.200 a whisper right now, because it's to half. 365 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:06.639 For something. 366 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:14.919 Real misconnections from watching the DC dot craigsit dot org 367 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:21.639 slash am I ass and see who's freakier d C Virginia, Virginia. 368 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:23.559 Also, by the way, I got my wilef and gift 369 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:25.039 for intern John's holiday party. 370 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:28.799 You got that already. I am excited because I stumbled 371 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:32.480 upon it accidentally because of TikTok and I'm like, I 372 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:35.000 want this kid, tell me what it is off the air, 373 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:40.200 come on. But I'm like, this is a me gift 374 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:41.120 I want. 375 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:44.399 I'll take the Star Wars lamp that I just saw 376 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:46.159 you the name, Oh John got that for me for 377 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:48.200 my birthday, the death lamp. 378 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:53.639 Yeah yeah, okay, but if you know me, it's it's 379 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:58.840 a hoodie. It is not a Star Wars gift. Yeah, excited, 380 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:00.720 and I would want it, like I want to take 381 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.799 it home. If no one's gonna want it, I'll trade 382 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:04.759 them my gift unless there's a better gift. Because here's 383 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:05.000 the thing. 384 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:06.519 We do alcohol all the time. 385 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.240 I know we're gonna look at a discussions. We do 386 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:10.160 alcohol all the time on this white elephant. But it's like, 387 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.799 all right, give me a good, good gift. Don't just 388 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.599 buy me alcohol at the ABC store with a liquorstal. 389 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:17.799 If you're a married liquor store, a liquor. 390 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:20.839 Stal, liquor sto baby, but get a good gift now. 391 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:21.960 I want to know. You got to tell me. 392 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.200 Can you go on TikTok just my TikTok shock is 393 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:27.160 ridiculous right now, apie from TikTok shop. 394 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:30.680 You know what's inside that sex, drugs and alcohol. 395 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:34.559 H but just get ready, three weeks from now you 396 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:39.200 might be walking home with hoodies luxurious less than twenty 397 00:17:39.279 --> 00:17:40.680 to twenty five dollars gift. 398 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:46.000 A heading on chipping because Amazon. Damn Amazon's free shipping. 399 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:51.559 You have prime, no tax. That's why I met. Anyway, 400 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:54.519 we're gonna do some shuffles. Who speaker, Eric, You get 401 00:17:54.599 --> 00:17:58.599