Speaker 1: Hey everyone, this is Chris and me and Blaine want
to tell you about our brand new show called Tales
from the Stinky Dragon. It's a D and D podcast.
It's me and Blaine playing brand new characters and we're
joined by some of our favorite guests from Good Morning
from Hell. We've got the voice of Gambo Cupid, the
Wright Brothers, Fawn Reisinger. If you've never listened to indeed
D podcasts, this is the perfect one to start because
it's just a bunch of us making comedy, having fun,
telling stories, just like Good Morning from Hell. So the
first episode is out now, so search for Tales from
the Stinky Dragon wherever you're listening to this podcast and
be sure to hit subscribe and give it a listen.
We think it's awesome, we love it, We want you
to listen to it and it would help us out.
And to further convince you, we want to go and
show you the trailer, So enjoy that right now. That A.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Boulderray, most famous for being the hometown of
the legendary heroes the Infinites. A brave foursum that answers
to ply of countless realms from every kind of peril.
Four novice adventurers travel to Boulder Ray to apply for
the coveted Infinite Internship in hopes that perhaps they could
become legendary heroes themselves. I want to be the most
legendary hero. What class would that be? Whatever you do,
do not play a bard. But my name is Barbara, Barbara.
It's the perfect fit.
Speaker 1: Gus.
Speaker 2: No, can I give my guy a robot arm? What?
I I? Why? Because he's a cyborg? No, there's no
cyborgs in Dungeons and Dragons. Then he's a kyborg? Oh
my god?
Speaker 1: So can I make my guy think that he is
a wizard?
Speaker 2: Do you just not want to play a wizard?
Speaker 1: No? No, No, In his heart he's a wizard, but
he's actually a barbarian.
Speaker 2: On his outside he's a barbarian and an inside he's
a wizard.
Speaker 1: Just in his heart. Not even the inside is it's
all barbarian. But they're in his heart.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: He's a half for but he doesn't know what that
other half is.
Speaker 2: So he's half orc and he thinks he might be
half wizard exactly. That wizard's not a race in D
and D.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know that.
Speaker 3: God, Okay, if I'm playing a druid, Like, what are
the limitations on what animals can I turn into? Can
I turn into an octopus?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Why can I turn into a kangaroo?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What breed of dogs can I be? And what breeds
can't I be?
Speaker 2: You'll be the goodest boy no matter what? John, Okay?
Oh god? No, all right, we're already off the wheels.
I'm gonna try to do my best to keep you
guys on track. Don't mess with me too much.
Speaker 3: No promises, no promises.
Speaker 2: So go look for Tails for Mistaky Dragons, our new
Dungeons and Dragons audio podcast. It's available wherever you listen
to podcasts. First episodes out now, so go look for it.
Subscribe and you'll get new episodes as soon as they're available.
Find out what's going on in Bouldray, who are the Infinites?
And how bad are these guys? Gonna mess with me
while playing D and.
Speaker 1: D and Am I a wizard?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: In your heart of hearts, you're a wizard. Gum Gum
is your character named gum Gum?
Speaker 1: That's his given name?
Speaker 2: So yes, that's his name. Then