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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, this is Chris and me and Blaine want

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to tell you about our brand new show called Tales

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from the Stinky Dragon. It's a D and D podcast.

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It's me and Blaine playing brand new characters and we're

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joined by some of our favorite guests from Good Morning

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from Hell. We've got the voice of Gambo Cupid, the

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Wright Brothers, Fawn Reisinger. If you've never listened to indeed

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D podcasts, this is the perfect one to start because

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it's just a bunch of us making comedy, having fun,

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telling stories, just like Good Morning from Hell. So the

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first episode is out now, so search for Tales from

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the Stinky Dragon wherever you're listening to this podcast and

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be sure to hit subscribe and give it a listen.

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We think it's awesome, we love it, We want you

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to listen to it and it would help us out.

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And to further convince you, we want to go and

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show you the trailer, So enjoy that right now. That A.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Boulderray, most famous for being the hometown of

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the legendary heroes the Infinites. A brave foursum that answers

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to ply of countless realms from every kind of peril.

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Four novice adventurers travel to Boulder Ray to apply for

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the coveted Infinite Internship in hopes that perhaps they could

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become legendary heroes themselves. I want to be the most

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legendary hero. What class would that be? Whatever you do,

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do not play a bard. But my name is Barbara, Barbara.

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It's the perfect fit.

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Speaker 1: Gus.

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Speaker 2: No, can I give my guy a robot arm? What?

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I I? Why? Because he's a cyborg? No, there's no

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cyborgs in Dungeons and Dragons. Then he's a kyborg? Oh

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my god?

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Speaker 1: So can I make my guy think that he is

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a wizard?

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Speaker 2: Do you just not want to play a wizard?

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Speaker 1: No? No, No, In his heart he's a wizard, but

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he's actually a barbarian.

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Speaker 2: On his outside he's a barbarian and an inside he's

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a wizard.

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Speaker 1: Just in his heart. Not even the inside is it's

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all barbarian. But they're in his heart.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: He's a half for but he doesn't know what that

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other half is.

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Speaker 2: So he's half orc and he thinks he might be

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half wizard exactly. That wizard's not a race in D

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and D.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know that.

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Speaker 3: God, Okay, if I'm playing a druid, Like, what are

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the limitations on what animals can I turn into? Can

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I turn into an octopus?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Why can I turn into a kangaroo?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: What breed of dogs can I be? And what breeds

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can't I be?

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Speaker 2: You'll be the goodest boy no matter what? John, Okay?

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Oh god? No, all right, we're already off the wheels.

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I'm gonna try to do my best to keep you

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guys on track. Don't mess with me too much.

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Speaker 3: No promises, no promises.

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Speaker 2: So go look for Tails for Mistaky Dragons, our new

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Dungeons and Dragons audio podcast. It's available wherever you listen

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to podcasts. First episodes out now, so go look for it.

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Subscribe and you'll get new episodes as soon as they're available.

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Find out what's going on in Bouldray, who are the Infinites?

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And how bad are these guys? Gonna mess with me

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while playing D and.

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Speaker 1: D and Am I a wizard?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: In your heart of hearts, you're a wizard. Gum Gum

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is your character named gum Gum?

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Speaker 1: That's his given name?

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Speaker 2: So yes, that's his name. Then