Speaker 1: One on one with Linch in Taco.
Speaker 2: To Orlando's rock station one O one one w j
Speaker 2: r R. After that bathroom talk we had. That was
Speaker 2: an impressive uh round trip there for you Taco.
Speaker 3: Uh huh down to the first floor TCOB and back
Speaker 3: all of them, probably about four minutes because I was
Speaker 3: out front looking for the paper to steal the meat.
Speaker 3: Ads was it wasn't there.
Speaker 1: The lurker wasn't down there.
Speaker 3: No, it was yesterday when I went in again. We
Speaker 3: got something going on in our downstairs, the restroom. That's
Speaker 3: what Pat's talking about, the lurker.
Speaker 2: If this pans out eventually, like we think we're it's
Speaker 2: going to, we'll tell you much more then.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it'd be on the news. You're probably right.
Speaker 1: But until that, let's move along.
Speaker 2: Because an update on that eighties cruise eighties themed nostalgia
Speaker 2: cruise that set out of Port Miami on Sunday and
Speaker 2: immediately off to a bad start when one of the
Speaker 2: bands slated to perform, which was a Faster pussy Cat,
Speaker 2: their lead singer Tami Down his fiance fell overboard and
Speaker 2: died miles off of Freeport in the Bahamas. So obviously
Speaker 2: that put a cast a cloud over the tire cruise.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate they had been in an argument and happened shortly thereafter.
Speaker 2: The woman's mother was also on the boat, and she's like,
Speaker 2: she's not every drinker. She didn't have any depression or
Speaker 2: anything like that. So that's what we know about that.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: When we talked about this story or earlier in the week,
Speaker 2: we didn't.
Speaker 1: Go here, We're gonna go here.
Speaker 3: Now about people the longer set times, well, you initially.
Speaker 2: Don't wonder they still gonna play, is what you wanted
Speaker 2: to know. And I'm like, that's really insensitive. No, I
Speaker 2: I just didn't say it, though, to your credit, you
Speaker 2: did not say that on the air.
Speaker 1: You waited till until we were off. I was like,
Speaker 1: but it was a lot.
Speaker 3: It was a logical question, dude, are they still gonna play?
Speaker 1: I mean, people paid to get on this cruise, so yes,
Speaker 1: they played that.
Speaker 2: Not yet they're going to I think their set is tonight.
Speaker 2: They're the headliners, but no, it's a seven day cruise,
Speaker 2: so you know, there's a bunch of bands out there.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 1: They are performing.
Speaker 2: The lead singer, Tamy Down will not be there though
Speaker 2: obviously I guess he got off to tend to the situation.
Speaker 2: And uh, they're just gonna I guess somebody else in
Speaker 2: the band is. They're gonna perform cover tunes.
Speaker 1: They could get they need a paycheck that bad.
Speaker 3: They could get anybody that's on that cruise to go
Speaker 3: sing like any of the other bandmates, bandmates, anybody, no
Speaker 3: house of pain.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Pat, They could get any of the
Speaker 3: other eighties bands that are there. They could do it,
Speaker 3: or just have one lead singer from each one. Get
Speaker 3: up from the pool deck. You gotta sing the next song.
Speaker 2: Come on, you know the way you know bathroom wall, right,
Speaker 2: come on, you can do that or you can pull
Speaker 2: that off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So there's your update on that.
Speaker 3: So man, I do feel and I feel for everybody
Speaker 3: on the cruise, but.
Speaker 1: It's I won't say you all right from that? How
Speaker 1: about a feel good story? All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2: A female college basketball athletes student has just made history,
Speaker 2: just made history.
Speaker 1: Her name is Caitlin Clark Bailey Daniel.
Speaker 4: It is not very common to see somebody with one
Speaker 4: arm playing basketball. I think there's probably about two or
Speaker 4: three of us in the collegiate level. From what I
Speaker 4: believe and from other people have told me, I am
Speaker 4: the first Division three women's collegiate basketball player to make
Speaker 4: a basket in a game the first time. When I
Speaker 4: shot the ball and it went in, it was an
Speaker 4: immediate feeling of relief because I was very happy that
Speaker 4: the shot went in.
Speaker 2: Bailey goes to Division II Leslie University, which is in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: She has one arm, and she uh that's aw was
Speaker 2: able to score in the game, which they believe that.
Speaker 2: Like she was saying, there's the first time a Division
Speaker 2: three women's basketball player with one arm has not not.
Speaker 3: She's early on in college right because she kept saying
Speaker 3: collegiate and I think it's collegiate.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm set splitting hairs. You in college for
Speaker 1: eight years, dude, I know.
Speaker 3: Eight and a half. Give me credit or credit. That
Speaker 3: gets me thinking about one armed basketball player. That's probably
Speaker 3: one of the easier sports to play one arm. I
Speaker 3: have footage of her, by the way, on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Think if you are a one armed baseball player. Footage
Speaker 3: Think if you are a one armed baseball player.
Speaker 1: We've seen that. Yeah, you have to end the dude,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 3: He'd be in the outfield he'd catch with the one
Speaker 3: hand and then throw the glove down and grab the
Speaker 3: ball and throw.
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I had a one armed golfer as as and he
Speaker 3: was the pro at the Winter Park Pines. Was my
Speaker 3: my godfather, Brad Buschbaum. One armed golfer, did go out
Speaker 3: there and smoke you with one arm.
Speaker 1: Basketball, though, I I don't think that'd be.
Speaker 3: I think we had the half armed football player with
Speaker 3: our boy from bawling balling.
Speaker 1: There's your there's your easiest sport with one.
Speaker 5: Arm table tennis, Nope, still got to drop the ball
Speaker 5: if you're playing like you know, if you're playing the
Speaker 5: Asian fellows, you gotta throw it up.
Speaker 3: High, kind of like a tennis shot. So pat you'd
Speaker 3: be like, throw the ball and then go look watch
Speaker 3: the visual. I know you can't see it on the radio,
Speaker 3: but I'll bounce it off the table before you serve it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're usually buzzed when you're playing it. Anyway, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: You have to bounce off the table, But how hard
Speaker 3: is that gonna be? So you're gonna bounce it with
Speaker 3: the same hand that you got. The little paddle on
Speaker 3: bowling is the easy. I don't think there's one that's easier.
Speaker 1: Darts.
Speaker 3: Darts, okay, just pulling them out is easy. And then
Speaker 3: oh yeah, darts are bowling. You know, it's bar games.
Speaker 3: So any who want our bandits out there, don't don't
Speaker 3: go into saw machines. Jim Abbot pitched a no hitter too,
Speaker 3: pitcher with one arm, Jim Abbot.
Speaker 1: Everybody's texting in, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: The uh no, that's phenomenon. It's really cool for her.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's amazing.
Speaker 3: H the Jim Abbot he played for the Brewers. Little
Speaker 3: fun fact somebody else texted.
Speaker 1: Guy I wrote into the m I the a hole
Speaker 1: thing on Reddit.
Speaker 3: Hold on to the a hole uh a long of
Speaker 3: the one armed soccer player like h like football kind
Speaker 3: of soccer.
Speaker 2: Well that's not a big deal. Yes, you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to touch the ball on soccer unless you're the goalie.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: It was a one armed goalie. Was she a goalie?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That I throw in. When you do a throw in,
Speaker 1: that might be kind of weird. Somebody else do it. No,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I just do it like this, that would be Yeah, soccer,
Speaker 3: that's an easy one. But The easiest would be bowling
Speaker 3: or darts. I know that the flood line or the
Speaker 3: text line is gonna flood in corn hole, curling, soccer.
Speaker 1: There it is.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, playing basketball with one arm is like trying
Speaker 3: to drive Formula one with one eye.
Speaker 2: Right, basketball with one arm, It's got to be incredibly hard.
Speaker 3: I'm stoked for the girl. Good for you. Can't I
Speaker 3: have that story for the good his network tomorrow, of course.
Speaker 1: Let me let me help you out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that needs I mean that needs to have more
Speaker 3: light shirt shined on it. If that's the proper.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes already the collegiate elegic, Yes, all right, the
Speaker 2: from the m I the a whole advice for him
Speaker 2: on Reddit.
Speaker 3: Orlando Pride has a one armed player. This is according
Speaker 3: to the text line, and they won the championship.
Speaker 2: Again, like soccer, that's a different situation, I think. But
Speaker 2: guy was at a family barbecue.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He had too much to drink and he might have
Speaker 2: been taken a little nap in the hammock. His brother
Speaker 2: in law filled his belly button with super glue uncool
Speaker 2: landed him in the er, where they had to use
Speaker 2: solvent and ointment to remove the glue. He ended up
Speaker 2: with a medical bill about twenty two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Brothers to pay it.
Speaker 2: Took the that's what he told him. He refused to,
Speaker 2: so he took him to small claim score and one
Speaker 2: good brother in law still hasn't paid.
Speaker 1: Well las them again to get up to big claims.
Speaker 2: The guy asked Reddit for advice because he says it's
Speaker 2: caused a big rift in the family. His wife's side
Speaker 2: thinks he overreacted and shouldn't have gone to the hospital
Speaker 2: in the first place, he said. Even his wife is
Speaker 2: barely on his side. His brother in law is going
Speaker 2: through a divorce and between jobs, he added. He added
Speaker 2: quotes to the word between, So the guy hasn't worked in.
Speaker 1: A lot exactly. He's a bum.
Speaker 2: Mother in law offered to pay, but she's on a
Speaker 2: fixed income, so she hasn't. He hasn't taken her up
Speaker 2: on that. You know what, do you really need to
Speaker 2: go to the hospital for a belly button full of superglue?
Speaker 2: It's gonna come out eventually. I don't think it's done.
Speaker 2: You've had super goose stuck your hand and does that
Speaker 2: thing in your belly button? Isn't there something if you
Speaker 2: push on your belly button too hard. It can really hurt. Sure,
Speaker 2: it doesn't kill you. So if he obviously has an inny,
Speaker 2: now he is an audie.
Speaker 3: Oh don't side boom. You're siding with the bomb. That's
Speaker 3: what the big deal is.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny putting super glowing passed out guy's belly,
Speaker 2: it would be, But put it in.
Speaker 1: His ears that would have been bad.
Speaker 3: Just draw the eyebrows on him, you know, like that
Speaker 3: the the high school times. You know, do that and
Speaker 3: then be done with it, and then go get a job.
Speaker 3: While you're at it, somebody, these people at the text
Speaker 3: line two two five two six can be such meanies.
Speaker 3: What's the sound of one hen clipping? That's cool. Look,
Speaker 3: she did a good thing, so suck it. Professional baseball player, yep,
Speaker 3: we named him. Somebody said no fishing. Fishing would be easy.
Speaker 3: You just cast and then uh yeah, holding it while
Speaker 3: you real You get a you get a tunea on.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're not fighting that thing for hours, No
Speaker 3: one arm. You're handing over somebody else and then trying
Speaker 3: to take the fish off, trying to gaff it. Nope,
Speaker 3: we're stick in a bowling. Somebody's putting the one armed
Speaker 3: person on the wicked tuna.
Speaker 1: What does he do?
Speaker 3: How he runs the GPS one arm wrestler?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I mean this?
Speaker 3: Okay, how about a porn fluffer, a gay porn fluffer.
Speaker 3: That stop, I'm just reading. Oh def Leppard's drummer, But
Speaker 3: that's not really a sport drumming. You can get a
Speaker 3: hell of a workouts. Don't bounce the ball on table. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm done. I'll stop speaking of fishing.
Speaker 2: We'll end with this video of what happens when it
Speaker 2: eleven nine pound bottle nose dolphin porpoise jumps in your
Speaker 2: fishing boat. This happened off the coast of New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Couple dudes are out just you know, fishing. Dolphin jumps
Speaker 2: into the boat. Things eleven long, nine hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Did they just open that back hatch thing?
Speaker 2: It was too big. They couldn't. They couldn't maneuver. This
Speaker 2: thing in the skin is all slippery and slidey.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: They wanted to pick the thing up and throw it
Speaker 2: back in the ocean.
Speaker 1: You gotta throw a towel on it. One of each
Speaker 1: of you guys grabs on end.
Speaker 2: They went to Plan B, which did involve throwing some
Speaker 2: towels on it as they raced to shore and ran
Speaker 2: the water hose over it. Well, they got it to
Speaker 2: shore where they got some more help to get the
Speaker 2: dolphin out and back into the water.
Speaker 1: And it was fine. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, video footage all that on our Facebook page. We're
Speaker 2: just feeling good all over the place. This morning we
Speaker 2: got one on college basketball players saving on eleven foot,
Speaker 2: nine hundred pound dolphin.
Speaker 3: Would you mind handing me the dolphins story for tomorrow too?
Speaker 3: Was there any other you never thinks I can do
Speaker 3: for you this week? You never know when we're going
Speaker 3: to have a dry day on the good news that week.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, okay, this