WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.759 But a final. Don't worry, We'll get to all the 2 00:00:02.799 --> 00:00:06.599 other insanity over the weekend. What a final round of 3 00:00:06.639 --> 00:00:10.240 the Masters? Have you ever seen anything like that? I 4 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:17.320 would argue probably, Oh man, I'm trying to think that 5 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:22.760 might have been the best Masters round since. And I 6 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:24.960 know some of you would be like Tiger come back 7 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:28.679 twenty nineteen, but I mean, just the final round of 8 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:33.399 that in a while, maybe since Michelson won what was 9 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:39.320 that four so twenty years? I remember that was the 10 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:42.159 Michelson won. He was the guy. He was the guy 11 00:00:42.439 --> 00:00:44.920 who's the greatest golfer who's never won a major. Remember 12 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:47.320 that narrative, never won a major, never won a major. 13 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:52.399 I broke up with the girl over that Masters. That's 14 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:56.320 a true story. So I was I was seeing this 15 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:00.759 girl and she wanted to go see your parents who 16 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:03.679 lived in Chicago's is when I lived in Minneapolis, and 17 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:07.560 I'm like, it's Master's weekend and I can't remember what 18 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:09.400 it was. I had a couple of days off too, 19 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:12.719 and finally I'm just like fine. But the deal is, 20 00:01:13.400 --> 00:01:16.799 when we're driving home on Sunday, I'm listening to it 21 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:21.079 on the radio, and I literally mapped out stations on 22 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:24.319 the route from Chicago to Minneapolis because I didn't have 23 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.959 you know, satellite or any of that stuff. And you know, 24 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:31.560 they provide you can listen to the Masters. They literally 25 00:01:31.599 --> 00:01:34.079 broadcast it on radio. I mean we don't on any 26 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:38.200 of our stations, but they're around. And she's like, all right, 27 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.079 fine deal. So we drove down. I think we drove 28 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:43.519 down on a Wednesday, so it wasn't a problem driving down, 29 00:01:43.719 --> 00:01:46.079 and yes, I was just a glutton for watching it, 30 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:49.680 even at her parents' house. And we did some stuff 31 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:52.000 and everything was fine. And on Sunday we're driving back 32 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:55.519 and it's Phil Mickelson is looking like he's gonna win 33 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:59.159 this thing, and I am absolutely glued to it. And 34 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.560 within forty five and she's like, can we not listen 35 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:05.799 to golf anymore? And I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, 36 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:09.240 no no. This was the deal, right, We just went 37 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:11.520 I you know, hung out with your family, which was 38 00:02:11.719 --> 00:02:13.919 our family. Was nice. But I had never I think 39 00:02:13.919 --> 00:02:16.400 I had met him once, but like spending a whole 40 00:02:16.439 --> 00:02:19.560 weekend with him, you know, that's kind of a step there. 41 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:23.039 And and and then I'm just like, we we had 42 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:25.439 a deal, and I just really want to listen to this, 43 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:28.080 and for another thirty minutes she just kind of sat 44 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:30.639 there and normally she'd just sleep if I was driving, 45 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:31.879 I'm like, I just can you go to sleep? 46 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:32.159 Please? 47 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:35.039 You should go to sleep. You look very tired. And 48 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:38.520 then thirty minutes later she literally physically just changed the radio. 49 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:43.080 We uh. We parted way shortly after that. But yes, 50 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:49.599 wow ross wow, right, wow wow wow, yes, one wow, 51 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:51.039 three wows how many wows? 52 00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:55.439 So it's over on Friday Sunday yesterday. Oh was still 53 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:55.840 going on. 54 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:59.639 Literally right as I was sending you the prep was 55 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:02.000 the most minute ended because I had to prep during 56 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:04.759 that final back nine. Holy crap. That was not easy. 57 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.400 Luckily there's so much craziness going on, it worked out. 58 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:14.879 But yeah, it ended Sunday yesterday right around seven. So uh, 59 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:17.719 And it was the whole day just back and forth, 60 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:18.400 back and forth. 61 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:20.599 You had what three different leaders that had to be 62 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:23.199 what your entire leg Twitter social media feed because I 63 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:25.560 saw nothing about on mine. My algorithm was like, you 64 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:27.319 do not care. I'm not showing you that. 65 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:30.879 I mean, I tweeted about it a little. And then 66 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:34.560 after because I was hashtagging the masters, I started getting 67 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:38.599 fed all the postgame interviews or postmatch interviews. So but 68 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:43.879 absolutely amazing. So here we go, because this happened. The 69 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:58.159 journey is over. Hackhoy has his masterpiece, and you're happy. 70 00:03:58.159 --> 00:03:59.719 You're like, oh my gosh, you made that punt. You 71 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:02.000 got a bonus, right, we got a bonus hole because 72 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.479 he had to go to a playoff because Rory missed 73 00:04:04.520 --> 00:04:08.800 a longer putt, but one he probably should have made 74 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.479 because you know, nerves. I don't care that he's won 75 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:15.360 what four majors. Prior to his four majors, he just 76 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:19.839 hadn't won all four of the majors. It's called a 77 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:21.959 career Grand Slam for those who not in the know, 78 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:27.759 consistent of the PGA Championship and both Opens and of 79 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.120 course the Masters, and he had not won the Masters, 80 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:33.399 and he now is amongst six golfers still his friend 81 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:38.879 who admires so much, all right, but he is among 82 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.639 now six golfers to have won all four majors in 83 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:44.720 their careers. 84 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:47.639 So was that his first win there for the Masters? 85 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:49.959 Yes, and it was the only piece that he needed 86 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:51.000 for the Grand Slam. 87 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:53.279 You might have mentioned that previous side just wasn't paying attention. 88 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:55.759 Yeah, So even if look even if you're not into golf, 89 00:04:55.839 --> 00:05:00.560 it's truly, it's very impressive what happened, because like, Tiger 90 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:03.160 Woods is the last person who have won all four 91 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:06.639 of the majors, and then it's you know, it's the 92 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:11.560 usual suspect Sarah, Sarah's an you know Palmer, you know, 93 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:16.680 all the Nicholas, the people you expect. But but no, 94 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:21.680 in the modern era, it's Tiger Woods. Hold on, I 95 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:25.000 want to be accurate here because I'm missing one, one 96 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:29.480 or two names, so uh do. But in the modern 97 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.920 era it's Tiger Woods. And when I say the modern era, 98 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:36.879 I mean really golfers within that I paid attention within 99 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:41.360 my lifetime. Really two, it's Tiger Woods. And it's now 100 00:05:41.439 --> 00:05:44.360 Rory McElroy. And and here's the deal. A lot there's 101 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.600 a lot of people at beef with Rory McElroy. One 102 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:49.560 of the underpinnings of what happened yesterday was that the 103 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:53.000 final round, who is going to be between excuse me, 104 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:58.519 I'm choking up was between in the final pairing it 105 00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:04.319 was a Chambeau and McElroy who hate each other, and 106 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:07.480 a lot of it stems from uh Roy was kind 107 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:10.360 of the golfer who was chastising other golfers who were 108 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:12.680 going over that l I V. Tour and getting paid, 109 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:15.959 and Shambeau was one of the first to do it, 110 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:21.040 and they they they had the real public spat over it, 111 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:23.279 and some stuff was said, and then Roy left his 112 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:26.959 fiance ended up marrying another woman, and Shambeau weighed in 113 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:28.639 on that because this is kind of the guy he is. 114 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:34.800 He's got no filter, uh, And they so they didn't 115 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:39.399 speak an entire round of golf, which is which is it? Look, 116 00:06:39.439 --> 00:06:41.600 there's some golfers that when they get into it, like 117 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:45.079 Tiger is famous for, especially on Sundays, that's he'd wear 118 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:47.480 that red shirt and he kind of wouldn't talk to you, 119 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:49.519 but he'd be polite at the beginning, and then after 120 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:52.959 that it was just game face, which is fine, right 121 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:55.560 these dudes. These dudes are doing it at the highest level. 122 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.399 You know. I actually there's a there's somebody I know 123 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.800 who played on PGA two are out of Raleigh. You 124 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:04.839 guys probably know who he is, but and you know, 125 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:08.160 I just I've talked to him a couple of times 126 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:10.800 and try to get a gauge on some of the 127 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:15.480 other golfers. And like the breadth of personalities all around there. 128 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:19.279 It's really fascinating. But I don't think anyone takes it personally. 129 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.560 I think d Chambeau kind of took it personally yesterday. 130 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:26.600 So you wonder if that was in his head, because 131 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:31.920 immediately Rory double Bogie's the first hole and d Chambeau 132 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:34.079 has a couple of good hold now he's in the lead, 133 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:37.639 and then he melts down, and Rory starts to melt down, 134 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:42.120 and then so hold on here, I'm trying to get 135 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:46.000 this thing here, all right. So then Justin Rose slips 136 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:48.199 into the lead, who had been leading a couple days 137 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:50.759 before it, had his own melt down, and it really 138 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:52.920 looked for a moment like Rory was going to choke 139 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:56.560 this thing. Man, it looked like for a moment he 140 00:07:56.600 --> 00:08:00.920 was going to choke this thing. And Dave Portnoy was 141 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:02.839 all about it for some reason. All right, So here 142 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:06.319 we go, McElroy, Woods, Nicholas Player, Hoge, Oh excuse me, 143 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:09.759 I said, paulm that's right, Palmer, doesn't I forgot Gary Player, 144 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:16.720 Ben Hogan, and Sarahzen. But yeah, So since since the 145 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:21.319 nineteen sixty what was it, sixty six, there had not 146 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:23.639 been a career Grand Slam Tiger Woods did in two 147 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:26.439 thousand and now Roy did it twenty five years later. 148 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:27.720 That's how rare that is. 149 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:36.039 So what's this like his first time winning it? The Yes, 150 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:37.679 yes it was. 151 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:39.279 It's his first green jacket? 152 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:42.600 And is that is that rare? Go ahead? 153 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:44.840 How much discount does he get since he has one 154 00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:45.399 green jacket? 155 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:47.320 Well, it's his first time. Sae'd be twenty five percent 156 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.919 off right now. That's the only the olive gardens around Augusta. 157 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:53.879 Like if he goes somewhere else, it doesn't work. Like 158 00:08:53.919 --> 00:08:55.799 if you go into the olive garden in like Salt 159 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:57.559 Lake City or something, they'll be like, what is that 160 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:58.080 I'm knowing? 161 00:08:58.080 --> 00:09:02.440 How does it work? Okay? Well let me okay, how 162 00:09:02.519 --> 00:09:06.000 many how much discount does Tiger Woods get? Then? 163 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:10.559 How many times has he won the Masters? Five? Then 164 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:14.120 they owe him money? Jack Nicholas, Yeah, they owe it. 165 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:14.879 They owe them money. 166 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:17.879 Jack Nicholas has six I believe he has six. He's 167 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:18.639 got six Masters. 168 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.440 Probably it's like a dog option in the company at 169 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:20.840 that point. 170 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:24.600 Well that's not paying off right now. Is a little 171 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:26.720 bit of a little bit of trouble there, all right, 172 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:32.639 So there you go, all right. Why look, color me impressed? Yeah, 173 00:09:32.679 --> 00:09:34.639 I was correct. So Rory had four. He because he 174 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:38.360 won the championship twice, but he hadn't he hadn't won 175 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:42.639 a major in uh eleven years, So I look, it 176 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:44.840 was I if you're into golf, it was very good. 177 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:48.879 It was because sometimes they're not that good. This was 178 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:52.399 really good. And I because I don't get caught up 179 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.600 as much and in a lot of the personal stuff, 180 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:56.639 which you can tend to do with other sports, like 181 00:09:57.679 --> 00:09:59.960 it's fine, go out there. Michelson always had a rap 182 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:02.120 app where people didn't like him, and he liked to gamble, 183 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:06.240 even gambled against a kid one time. Everyone lost their minds. 184 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.320 But he said the kid could wait till he's eighteen 185 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.200 to pay him, which I think he was just trolling. 186 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:15.799 So I actually appreciated that. And then some people didn't 187 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:20.440 like Daily because he wasn't, you know, country club enough. 188 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:22.960 I did see how much money he made over the weekend, 189 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:24.759 or at least on Friday or Saturday. Did you see 190 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:25.240 that number? 191 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:28.720 He won? Four point two many you're talking about Roy mc. 192 00:10:29.039 --> 00:10:31.720 No, I'm talking about Daily. How much money he made 193 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:34.320 at the Hooters with his bus so oh no, how much. 194 00:10:34.360 --> 00:10:37.559 Did he make over six hundred and seventy five thousand dollars? 195 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:40.679 I'm sure he did. The lie is crazy. People are 196 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:43.080 just like that's they're just killing it to line up 197 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:43.759 with this dude. 198 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:46.320 By merch, that's just amazing. 199 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:49.440 He sells those pants, which are extremely popular among people 200 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:52.360 who like to irritate the other people they're playing with. Like, 201 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:57.200 good for him. Man, how many boobs did he sign? Oh? 202 00:10:57.279 --> 00:10:58.360 Yoh man. 203 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:00.799 I don't know if they're if they do that Hooters anymore. 204 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:02.720 I think they're now like family friendly or like. 205 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:05.399 I don't think you could stop John Day from doing it. 206 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:07.440 And what do you do if you're sitting there at 207 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:09.799 the autograph table and some chick rolls up and whips 208 00:11:09.799 --> 00:11:12.919 a hootout like you got to deal with it in 209 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:15.159 a way. You sign it. So she puts it away 210 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:19.039 to as you know, to uh calm the situation. He's 211 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:22.000 I mean, he's doing he's doing a service there. How 212 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:24.000 many times have we been sitting at a radio thing 213 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.679 and you know, some smoke show rolls up in a 214 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.919 tube top and them boom. She's like, can you sign these? 215 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:33.919 It's a constant problem when you're famous, right, remember that, 216 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:38.960 Remember how much that happened. Doesn't happen to radio. Oh man, 217 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:42.480 uh well not this kind of radio. So anyway, just 218 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:45.879 to say it was it was great, and you know 219 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:48.320 a lot of questions because yeah, he has had some 220 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:51.159 meltdowns and PORTI hates him. Man, it was just crazy 221 00:11:51.279 --> 00:11:53.200 port Nooy this week. I don't even understand what's going 222 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:58.559 on with barstool dude, but I do know that that 223 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:02.639 was great. I was extremely entertained, and while I love 224 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:04.919 the Masters, I don't think I've been that entertained and 225 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:10.879 quite some time, especially in a final round. So there 226 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:13.159 you go, all right, eight eight eight nine three four 227 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:16.240 seven eight seven four and then all of that happiness, 228 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.320 all of that joy, and you watch the post like 229 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.320 the Masters. If there's any golf tournament you watch the 230 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:29.399 post tournament coverage, it's the Masters. Because now you go 231 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:32.440 to the cabin. Okay, you go to the cabin, and 232 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:35.360 in the cabin is Jim Nance, and in the cabin 233 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:41.080 is whoever's the head at the time of the Masters, right, 234 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:44.559 one of the club members, and then there's the last 235 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:48.039 year's winner, and then it's you, and it's it happens 236 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:51.279 the same way. And Nan says, what he says, the 237 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:55.559 Masters guy says what he says, and then this case, 238 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:58.480 Scotti Scheffler, the guy who won it last year, presents 239 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:01.639 the green jacket terry and then he cries or he 240 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.840 doesn't cry, or when he wins, he cries or he 241 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:06.000 doesn't cries. And it's literally a prop bet you can 242 00:13:06.039 --> 00:13:10.000 make by the way you're golfing. If you're gambling on golf, 243 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:13.279 you can you can you can bet whether they're gonna 244 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.000 cry or not cry. I have a question, how do 245 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:20.840 you feel about men crying when they win a sporting event, 246 00:13:23.039 --> 00:13:26.120 because you know, there's not a ton of that until 247 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:29.480 the more modern era, right, I don't. I don't know 248 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:31.759 if there's I don't know if I've ever seen video 249 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:38.600 of you know, like Nicholas crying after a win. So 250 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:40.960 I'm just I've just thrown it out there. Don't get 251 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:44.919 mad at me. And there's been some really decisive wins. 252 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:47.159 So you can gamble on that. Brous you got a 253 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:49.480 problem if the Bills win the Super Bowl, if Josh 254 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:53.159 Allen turns into a puddle, Uh, not at all. Yeah, 255 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:55.519 I'm not saying I do too. I'm just it's curious 256 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.200 because you can bet on it. People have a lot 257 00:13:57.240 --> 00:13:59.919 of opinions on it, and I'm like, I don't know, man, 258 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.360 you just did the thing that five other people on 259 00:14:03.399 --> 00:14:07.879 the planet have done, and you've been trying for what 260 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:11.279 twenty years? Mcroy's remember this guy, he was so good 261 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:13.519 as a kid, he got an exemption into the Masters 262 00:14:13.639 --> 00:14:18.320 is a kid, So yeah, I don't know that I 263 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:23.639 have a problem with that unless you're Lebron. Let's suck 264 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:26.600 it up, bro, what are you doing anyway? 265 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:27.039 Sorry? 266 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:29.519 I had to throw that one in so all of 267 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:33.320 this to say, uh, super excited, what a what a 268 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:40.960 fun weekend. I'm not sure outside exists. I did leave 269 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:44.679 the house once after I got after Friday Show. I 270 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:47.480 ran ran to the grocery store just to get a 271 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:50.919 few things and then just locked myself in like it's 272 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:53.840 a survival vault. And I was quite okay with that, 273 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.759 enjoyed that very much, except right after I watched the 274 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.000 Jacket present they cut away. I made a mistake. I 275 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:06.360 went out to my kitchen to grab a little Sunday eat. 276 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:08.799 I've been kind of grazing most of the day, but 277 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:10.559 I want a little something there at the end of 278 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:15.480 the day, And all of a sudden I forgot, and 279 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.840 I hear the sixty minutes theme song fire enough tick 280 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:21.879 tick tick tick tick, and it's we're gonna do a 281 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:25.200 softball interview with Zelenski and crap on Trump, and then 282 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:28.399 we're gonna do a segment on Greenland attacking Trump. And 283 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:31.000 I could not move from my kitchen in my living 284 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:33.000 room fast enough to turn it off. And I would 285 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.559 say it sapped about thirty percent of my happiness at 286 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.559 that moment. So screw you CBS. I hate you. I 287 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:41.720 hate what you were trying to do on sixty Minutes. 288 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:44.519 I didn't even watch, and I know it's probably dishonest, 289 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:47.840 and you stole some of my Master's joy from me. 290 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:51.200 I can't wait till The Masters isn't on your network again, 291 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.519 so I don't have to fear that because you kind 292 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:59.240 of almost just a little bit ruined my joy yesterday. Okay, 293 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.480 so there you go, We'll be right back hang on. 294 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:06.720 So just real quickly, I'll leave this as kind of 295 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:08.440 a if you want to call in and weigh on 296 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:10.759 on it, go ahead, because I've already gotten some interesting email. 297 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:13.600 I was mentioning one of the things that you could 298 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:18.200 bet on as a prop bet. So if prop bet 299 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.879 if you don't know, is any bet really that isn't 300 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:24.840 the outcome of the game or points totals for you know, 301 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:29.039 even parts of the game, but rather individual achievements or 302 00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:31.519 just weird things like at the super Bowl, one of 303 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:34.120 the bets you can do is what heads or tails 304 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:38.120 on the coin toss, and they're usually both plus one ten. 305 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:43.120 So the only person making all the money is whoever 306 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:48.240 the book he is, so he always gets his. That's 307 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:50.000 a prop bet. And one of the prop bets at 308 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:52.080 the Masters is you can bet whether the winner is 309 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:56.759 going to cry after he quinches the victory. And that's 310 00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:00.320 and so if you'd bet Rory would cry, he did. 311 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:06.960 If you would go back to who won a couple 312 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:13.599 of years ago, no, well whatever, he didn't. And I 313 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:15.519 remember somebody wrote an article because they were all like 314 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:19.000 offended that that's a thing, and it's like, well, so 315 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:25.160 like male tears are a whole thing, right, yeah, well 316 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.720 you know, people say, you know, you should be sensitive, 317 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:31.000 although some women react very badly to seeing their man 318 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:35.000 cry unless it's you know, the death of a family 319 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:37.799 member or something like that. And at a sporting event, 320 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:41.799 it's a whole question. I don't necessarily care you just 321 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:45.680 achieved something that only five other people have achieved. Like 322 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:48.119 the emotion going through has got to be significant. An 323 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:51.599 emotion to some extent has to be channeled in how 324 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:55.079 you approach things, because if you don't have control of 325 00:17:55.119 --> 00:17:58.079 your emotions as somebody who plays golf, though not quite 326 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:02.680 on this level yet, but maybe one day, Ross, would 327 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:04.960 you see how many majors I have? Ross, gonna check 328 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:07.079 this real quick and see if how many of the 329 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.200 four major tournaments I've won on the PGA. 330 00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:10.640 Sure, let me check out none? 331 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:13.039 Oh you sure? 332 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:14.720 I mean, I mean I can do sometimes. 333 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:17.599 I like to tip a few back when I golf 334 00:18:17.599 --> 00:18:20.799 and I couldn't even remember. So, but like, can we 335 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:25.359 agree that if you lose, you shouldn't cry? And here's why, 336 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.640 not just because of that, but because that's what you 337 00:18:28.880 --> 00:18:32.200 that's the hole I lost. I came this close. I'm 338 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:34.480 gonna put some tussin on it, and I'm gonna work 339 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:36.559 harder next year and come back and do this thing. 340 00:18:37.400 --> 00:18:39.319 That's what I want to see, not because of the 341 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:44.799 crying thing, but because you need to channel that defeat, because, 342 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:49.160 especially in golf, half of it's in your head. If 343 00:18:49.160 --> 00:18:52.519 I'm mclroy after I hit that ball in the creek 344 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:56.480 there on what twelve or thirteen and and fell three 345 00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:00.759 back with just a few holes to go. It's really 346 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:04.559 easy for a golfer, even an amateur golfer whatever, pro 347 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:10.279 golfer whatever, to go to get mad, to get flustered, 348 00:19:10.319 --> 00:19:14.039 to get frustrated. And he did wide some wedges after that, 349 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:18.240 but he also made some really good shots. And anyone 350 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:21.400 who's ever played golf knows that your mindset is really important. 351 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:23.240 When you're feeling it, you're just feeling it. And it's 352 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:26.279 not just golf. It's did a lot of sports. You know, 353 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:28.200 you get a quarterback out there and he's just feeling 354 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:31.240 it that day. But a golf it's so important because 355 00:19:31.279 --> 00:19:34.720 you don't have there's no one to rely on around you. Okay, 356 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:37.519 you can't be wide receiver number one and you're having 357 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:40.480 a bad day, but wide receiver number two is having 358 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:43.160 a great day, and it really evens out. It's golf, 359 00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:48.680 it's all you, and it's the only professional sport where 360 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:52.880 you call your own penalties, by the way, that's that's 361 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:56.400 another wild thing. So it's easy to get there. So 362 00:19:56.440 --> 00:19:58.960 if I'm watching somebody that I like in sports, and 363 00:19:59.000 --> 00:20:00.960 they lose, I want I don't want to see them 364 00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:02.920 have an I don't want to see him lose it 365 00:20:03.079 --> 00:20:05.599 any of the rest of it. There was a story 366 00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:08.680 about some old NFL coaches I think Man Madden was 367 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:11.039 one of them who literally threatened to find players for 368 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:17.200 crying in that situation. And I don't know that's a 369 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:19.440 little old school. I don't know that you'd see that today. 370 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:25.160 But go ahead. But once you've done it, you've done it, man, 371 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:29.160 Let all that emotion. Let all that emotion out. I'm 372 00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:34.279 cool with it. Whatever. None, I want none, No majors, Okay, 373 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:38.960 all right, to work harder on that for next year. 374 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:42.720 So eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven 375 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:44.880 four you guys, okay with that? You want to watch 376 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:47.839 your sports guys turn into a puddle there in the 377 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:52.039 post game? How about if they lose? Is that different? 378 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:55.079 If they win? We can have that conversation because all 379 00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:56.960 the rest of the conversations they are probably going to 380 00:20:57.000 --> 00:21:02.720 annoy you a little because it was it was the weekend, 381 00:21:04.039 --> 00:21:07.400 and all the insane people were doing insane stuff. Not 382 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:09.400 to mentionine what China's doing. I can't We're going to 383 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:17.039 get into that because China's got a plan and the 384 00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.799 the friendly fire on a friendly fra. I guess friendly 385 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:25.359 fire numbers are injury and death numbers are stacking up. 386 00:21:25.400 --> 00:21:27.519 And I'll explain what I mean by that. With what 387 00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:30.599 China's doing, they're not actually shooting. But it's really interesting 388 00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:34.599 whose ox is actually getting gored with their response to 389 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:44.599 the Trump tariffs. But let us start here. Uh where 390 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:47.920 am I not seeing? Ross? Did I send the New 391 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:52.400 York Subway story to you? Or did I not? I? 392 00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:53.880 Wow? 393 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:57.119 Did that not get mad? Dang it? All right, I'll 394 00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.960 find that. Let me go in a different direction. Let 395 00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:01.440 me start up in Pennsylvania. There was a story that 396 00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:07.279 happened on the New York Subway over the weekend, which 397 00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:12.559 it is in there. Okay, I just for whatever reason, 398 00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:15.400 I don't see it in the stack here. Oh they're okay, 399 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:17.240 Now I see it. Oh it was tabbed under the 400 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:19.319 masters say, I don't know why it does that sometimes. 401 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:23.599