WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.359 Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, look 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:03.720 he's it. 3 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:16.199 Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Welcome to the snart tag. 4 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:19.519 You're about to teach your d He's glazed by the 5 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:25.079 Great Chris Ray God, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sweet 6 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:32.399 sit back and prepare for some shit. Sit back and 7 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:39.079 prepare for some glazing by all right, you're ready. Look 8 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:43.240 at this beautiful Look at this power we got that 9 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:45.159 little crosshair he's got that I've got. 10 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.479 Look at that little tiny blue fucking orb of lightning 11 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:49.119 that he has. 12 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:52.479 Just can destroy the whole world. You see that fucking ship. 13 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:53.960 I will destroy the whole world with this. 14 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.520 We're having camera problems, obviously, Welcome to the start Tank. 15 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:00.479 And now we're now we're on the surface of ye 16 00:01:01.039 --> 00:01:03.039 a white dwarf star. Kickson's meditating. 17 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:05.799 How are you doing? How are you doing there? How 18 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:11.959 you doing you doing? Are you what? The Stark Tank podcast. 19 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:18.719 That's Derek. What's up? Baby? That's Kickson? Damn? Oh this guys. 20 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:22.400 He touching He touching a negroid there, that's kicks it 21 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:23.920 over there right there. I don't know if you see him, guys, 22 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:25.519 do you see him? But that's so rude? Do you 23 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:28.920 see him? What that is? That isn't that just a 24 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:34.079 black android? Negroid is a creature that's human like but 25 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:34.879 not human. 26 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:40.040 Are you sure it's like android, like you know android 27 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:42.599 is he's a black. 28 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:46.239 And sid isn't the black android. I'm positive. I'm pretty 29 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:52.439 sure Toriyama invented the word android. He amitted android and 30 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:56.000 said a black android is a negroid, and he is, 31 00:01:56.000 --> 00:02:02.799 in fact Android sixty nine. Is there, No, No, there's 32 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:06.000 articulous one in the movie. Technically there's two black people 33 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.039 in DBZ man is it. Yeah? If you there's like two, 34 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:13.599 it's ubs not black. I means Indian. Is he he's 35 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:17.000 like Indian or something like that? Are you sure? Yeah? Like, 36 00:02:17.039 --> 00:02:19.039 actually he's not. He's not Indian because there's an Indian 37 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:21.840 guy actually from Dragon Ball. But Uba is like a 38 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:25.599 darker skinned, like Middle Eastern person. I guess I'll claim him. 39 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:26.400 I guess he's fine. 40 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:30.680 There's uh, you know, there's somebody who's a you know, 41 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:34.039 he kind of he's kind of you know, he's he's 42 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:37.479 the he's kind of like the the servant of the 43 00:02:38.039 --> 00:02:39.199 Guardian of Earth. 44 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:42.080 Is a demon. But he is the color black. 45 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:49.360 Yeah, right, he has minstrel colors and version looking crazier 46 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:53.560 than me. You know, does Ole too is also a 47 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:54.520 little questionable. 48 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:59.000 The god, I guess a little weird. There was that 49 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.360 boxer dude they a shooter a record something like that. 50 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:06.919 Yeah, I remember, we had very distinct finctures that like, 51 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.960 he's unmistakably black. 52 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:11.680 Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast Patreon dot com Slash 53 00:03:11.719 --> 00:03:12.599 the snark Tank. 54 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:15.000 What the fuck Peter's doing stupid shit. 55 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:17.199 Patreon dot com Slash the snark Tank can go over there, 56 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:19.639 support us, give us your hard earned money, and we 57 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:23.759 will squander it. 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By the time you're hearing this, 67 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:52.520 the Halloween stuff is gonna be gone, or at least 68 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:56.039 the the jacket will be gone, but there will still 69 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:59.000 be like, you know, the little creepy critter shirt I 70 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:02.360 like that one. Uh, but yeah, there'll be There'll be 71 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.639 another merch Trops soon. I'm working on something that I'm 72 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:08.240 pretty excited about about in a from a recent extra 73 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.639 AMMO that we did. But there's really not much going on. 74 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:13.360 There's an election soon, but like we're in that kind 75 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:15.159 of weird awkward space where we kind of have some 76 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.439 idea of how it's gonna go, but like not quite exactly, 77 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.639 you know, yep, So nothing really to say there. 78 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.079 Waiting for that. 79 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:26.360 I was hoping, uh now that the vail guard dropped 80 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:29.160 that maybe I was going to see some stuff that 81 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.839 kind of made me have second thoughts. I did you 82 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:34.600 know one of those kind of coping mechanisms that you're like, yeah, 83 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:38.319 maybe you know, because I I really do. I really 84 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:40.399 did want to play. It's not one of those fucking 85 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:42.040 things where I'm just complaining for the sake of it, right, 86 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:47.079 But it actually went in the other direction. It reinforced 87 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:50.439 there was there there's I just I have to I 88 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.959 have to bring this to your guys attention. 89 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:54.600 This is so fucking crazy to me. What is it? 90 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:58.959 So it's the lightest of spoiler, not really because like 91 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:01.879 they showcased this scene most a lot of it in 92 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:04.839 the when they were like revealing some shit, like when 93 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:08.600 when Veric confronts Soulas. 94 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:11.000 Yeah, and essentially. 95 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:16.959 The riding suggests that this whole thing could have been 96 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:21.199 avoided if Soulas would have just talk to somebody about 97 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:25.839 his plan. And I was like, wait, wait, wait, hold 98 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:28.800 on pause. I've heard people say that the writing's pretty 99 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.800 fucking good, and then like I see this thing that 100 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:37.040 like literally that just spawned because and I and I'm 101 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:41.680 not joking, he just didn't say any think did anybody. 102 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:44.879 He's like, I'm not trying to destroy the world. He's like, 103 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.279 you're gonna take down the veil. I had a plan 104 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:51.600 and he's like, now it's your fault that these eleven gods, 105 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:56.240 my enemies escaped. And I'm like so so like you 106 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:59.560 came to the Inquisition when your plan failed, and then 107 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:02.839 this time you're just like no. And I was like 108 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:06.639 it made me. It made me go turn off my 109 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:12.839 computer because I was like, I I can't, how do 110 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:15.079 you justify writing that shitty Derek? 111 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:19.360 I can't, Derek, can you please stop? You have no clue, 112 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:24.399 You have no clue how much I was I threatened 113 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:27.800 to kill myself if this game wasn't good. I threatened 114 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:31.800 it on ear I threatened on Twitter we're waiting, I 115 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:36.120 threatened it. I threatened to take my own life the 116 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:40.439 cloud cloud out of the podcast. 117 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:43.720 Cloud dude, I feel insane. When I saw that, I 118 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:46.319 was like, I feel like I'm actually insane. 119 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:48.839 This can't be real. We're talking about the scene about 120 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:52.519 the going so I'm non buyinary now, and the way 121 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:56.879 we were like we were going over the fact that, 122 00:06:56.959 --> 00:06:59.480 like first and foremost, right, yeah, a lot of non 123 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:03.240 binary this exists in ancient cultures. Exact fact that, like 124 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.680 the fact that people are going crazy about that is 125 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:07.720 like we don't know history at all. Well those people are, 126 00:07:07.879 --> 00:07:10.160 they're just but the culture where people fuck them, yeah, 127 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:13.720 like people, but it is written fucking terricy. That's the point. No, no, no, no, 128 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:16.319 only problem. And you're like, how would you find out 129 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:18.959 the equation unless you ask someone if they are in 130 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:21.959 fact binary, and it they'd be like that I am 131 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:23.439 non binary. 132 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:29.199 Dragon age setting. There's it's it's fantastical. 133 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:31.240 Especially for Canari too. It makes sense because they're from 134 00:07:31.279 --> 00:07:32.879 a different other culture. 135 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:35.319 Right, but hold on, like we're existing in the framework 136 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:38.720 of like fantasy. The pretext of fantasy. It doesn't always 137 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:40.079 have to be. But like the idea is that it's 138 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:43.040 kind of ancient. It's like ancient tinged. It's not like 139 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:46.800 computers and like fucking you know sci fi ship running 140 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:50.759 around contemporary technology. It is like olden and when you're 141 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:52.399 looking at like you try to if you want to 142 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:54.759 have a character and convey it as like, okay, it 143 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:55.920 is a non binary character. 144 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:57.560 There's so many. 145 00:07:57.360 --> 00:08:00.800 Avenues throughout history that you can choose to pick from 146 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:04.040 to code that message into the game that make it 147 00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:07.040 feel that makes it feel like it's from this kind 148 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:09.240 of setting or era or what have you. There are 149 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:13.439 so many spiritualities in ancient cultures that literally follow the 150 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:16.079 definition of what non binary is without using that very 151 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:21.040 modern term, it's insane. It would be like it would 152 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:23.519 be like somebody in Skyrim talking about their like KD 153 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:25.920 Ratio or something where it's just like. 154 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:27.519 It would you would be like they wouldn't say that 155 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:30.720 the fund it's insane, dude. You know, you know writing 156 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:33.960 like the simple rule about writing. It sounds very trivial 157 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:38.559 to say this, but the only rule about writing is believability. Yeah, 158 00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:41.039 that's it. That's the only so if it, if it, 159 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:45.360 if it fits in that universe, it's good. And that's 160 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:48.360 the problem with this, and to the point of saying 161 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:51.080 obviously is clearly not about there being a non binary character. 162 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:54.039 It's just like in Dragon AG's Inquisition. A lot of 163 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:58.120 people miss this, including myself, because of how fine the 164 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:02.320 character was. Krim Crim's in the Chargers, Iron Bulls Chargers. 165 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:06.159 Krim is a trans man. You kind of Dragon Yeah, 166 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:09.039 and Dragon's Inquisition, So the third installment twenty fourteen. 167 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:11.039 There's a but they don't outright say it. 168 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:14.320 You suspect it, but not really, and you don't give 169 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:16.720 a shit because Krim's cool. Then you get to know 170 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:19.559 the Chargers because like iron Bull invites you, He's like, 171 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:22.480 come meet my crew, and then she's a little more 172 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:25.600 forthcoming about it, and then he supposed he he's more 173 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:26.440 forthcoming about it. 174 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:28.480 And then you can have more caveats. 175 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:29.919 You can you can read like a codex, or you 176 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:31.440 can just see the backstory on the Dragon Age wiki 177 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:36.080 or whatever and just showing you his story and it's 178 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:39.240 like it completely fits within that world how he ended 179 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.679 up there. It completely makes sense. And he's cool. He's 180 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:43.759 the second in commander of the fucking of this mercenary group. 181 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:47.399 And he's cool as shit, and I forgot because he's 182 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:50.000 so he's written well enough to where you don't think 183 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:52.440 about that shit. Yeah, in the way that I saw 184 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.879 another scene again, light spoiler, but you probably, if you're 185 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:57.879 interested in this at all, you must have seen this 186 00:09:57.919 --> 00:10:01.360 at this point because those coach were freaks posted it everywhere. 187 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:05.840 But a returning character too little, too late, by the way, Isabella, 188 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:08.840 who should have returned a long time ago. Because Isabella, 189 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:12.039 she was there from some beginning. You meet her, you 190 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:14.639 meet her in that bar, and then fucking the second one. 191 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:17.000 She has a very huge arc, right, because the fucking 192 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:21.320 the aerostok wants to fuck her butt essentially for the baby, right, 193 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:25.000 it's I'm being stupid, No, don't if anyone believe me 194 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:26.240 that that's not what he wanted. He didn't want to 195 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:29.919 fuck her. But long story short, didn't make a return 196 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:31.519 at all, and like many people to make a return, 197 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:33.480 inquisition and now you're gonna I was like, too little, 198 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:35.679 too late. They're not connected to the inquisitor, they're not 199 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.000 intected to my hero Farrell Diden I don't care. But yeah, 200 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:45.600 so that scene with her, she accidentally misuses the pronouns, 201 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:49.320 and then she kind of punishes herself by doing these 202 00:10:49.360 --> 00:10:52.799 push ups as a reminder to basically what it does 203 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:55.080 is not only was it preachy, it was it was 204 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:58.519 kind of like putting the onus on you to respect 205 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.399 the pronouns were It's like, first of all, in a 206 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:04.639 real world world setting, most people who if you're friends 207 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:07.679 with somebody who changes their gender or whatever, you'll respect them. 208 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:10.519 If you don't respect them, you're not their friends, and 209 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:12.159 they don't give a fuck about you in the first place. 210 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.879 So this weird thing, I was like, who's this four? 211 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:17.720 Because if one of my friends changed gender and they're like, 212 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:18.399 could you call me this. 213 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:19.519 Or even nickname? 214 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:21.879 I have a new nickname now, yeah, even I would 215 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:23.320 be like I would try my best to remember, and 216 00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:25.600 if I slip up, I know they wouldn't chastise me 217 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:27.000 because they know I'm putting in the effort. 218 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:30.000 So but that's not how that fucking scene's written. Literally, 219 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:32.159 one of my closest friends, why I hang out with 220 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.080 all the time that christians us all the time too, 221 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:36.879 is a trance. It's a trans woman, and I make 222 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:39.559 mistakes every now and then about misgendering them, and I've 223 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.159 never it's never been anything other than like, oh my mistake, Yeah, 224 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:47.559 because it's harmless. You're not some that's like, oh never. 225 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:51.240 And then again, if you were that, they wouldn't be 226 00:11:51.279 --> 00:11:53.399 hanging out with you, right, if you were being a 227 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:55.200 cut to them, they would just stop hanging out with them. 228 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:57.679 So the problem of that scene, I was like, who's this. 229 00:11:57.799 --> 00:12:01.279 Four It's written terribly, man, It's it's written like I 230 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:04.120 saw somebody, like we mentioned this before, but like it's 231 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.960 it's something some reviewer. I think it was Ralph. I think, uh, 232 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:10.159 skill up. He said it was like everybody's written like 233 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:12.200 hr was in the room, yeah while they're talking. 234 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:12.519 Yes. 235 00:12:12.639 --> 00:12:15.120 And I saw a clip I tweeted it out. I 236 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:18.200 saw there's like a family guy clip of Will Smith rapping. 237 00:12:19.200 --> 00:12:21.200 I saw it making the rounds and it is like 238 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:23.440 it is literally like I saw that. I think this 239 00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:26.679 is how Dragon Age feels. Like I respect women when 240 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:28.960 I'm on a date. I take them to the park 241 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.519 or maybe a museum, not only trying to kiss him 242 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:35.799 when they're ready. 243 00:12:36.559 --> 00:12:37.559 Like that's how it is. 244 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:40.960 That's really like, and everybody tells you, like straight up, 245 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:45.159 like what they're feeling there's no like interpretation involved. It's 246 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:47.960 always like I've been so preoccupied with learning the truth 247 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.960 of my ancestors or whatever. It's like, yeah, that's you 248 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:50.480 should have. 249 00:12:51.279 --> 00:12:53.559 Hey, shut up, shut the fuck up, like you were 250 00:12:53.679 --> 00:12:56.720 trying to kill people, right, I was trying to actually overlook, 251 00:12:56.799 --> 00:12:59.080 So I did overlook. I was like, okay, this is 252 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:02.440 me personally, since I rarely play as a renegade. I 253 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:04.759 like the options when it's there, so it's like I'm 254 00:13:04.799 --> 00:13:06.879 a dick when it calls for it. But I don't 255 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:10.200 normally do full renegade art, so that's not technically how 256 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:13.200 I like to play. Unless as soon as bald as 257 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:14.960 Gay three came out, because the stuff that you can 258 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:18.159 do past anything I've ever played before. 259 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:20.360 It is so I had to indulge. There is a 260 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:23.639 good guy, there's a new then there's a demon extremely 261 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:26.799 dark merge. I was like, this is so crazy. 262 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:29.679 You've never been able to like a Bane, the beloved 263 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:33.159 character you can just decapitate right like in the beginning 264 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:33.639 of the game. 265 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.440 Its favorite character, the nicest woman on the arguably like 266 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:40.799 the second favorite character in the game, the first one. 267 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:42.320 It's and I think it's because there's a lot of 268 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:42.759 horny men. 269 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:47.480 The uh shadow heeart really yes, absolutely, well think about 270 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:49.440 lear Leara is. If you look at the polls, the 271 00:13:49.519 --> 00:13:50.320 R is the most popular. 272 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:54.000 She's not the best character, but shadow Heart would. Shadow 273 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:55.799 Heart was the one that I gravitated. I didn't get 274 00:13:55.840 --> 00:14:01.320 too deep. I'm smash both of them, but I'm mainly 275 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.480 I'm sure there right now. Bro. I met big numbers, Bro, 276 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:07.559 I met Carlac and she was like doing damage to 277 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:10.519 me because she was just around and setting the place 278 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:14.120 on fire or whatever. And I was like, no, you, Paladin, no, 279 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:16.200 this is so inconvenient. 280 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:18.559 She was being a complete dumb That's why you can 281 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:21.519 do that whole thing without her. But I'm like, get 282 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:23.399 this out of your bitch with her to get the 283 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:26.200 she gets the sword sea, Yeah, well I did it. 284 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:27.960 I did it with her, but it's just annoying that 285 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.720 she's running around sighting shit on fire, making you stupid bitch. 286 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:33.559 I want this is all I want. All I want 287 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:36.399 is a big destructive bitch on my side. Woman. But yeah, 288 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:39.879 like I just love well sorry, but yeah, so fantastic. 289 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:43.279 So one of the two, which are one both, she's both, 290 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:46.679 but yeah, the the the actual lack of actually being 291 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:49.000 an a dickhead. It was. 292 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:52.120 I didn't really I heard everybody say it, but actually 293 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:55.519 getting to like really see it and see multiple examples 294 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:58.360 of just how soft it was. I was more taken 295 00:14:58.399 --> 00:14:59.759 aback than I thought it was gonna because I was 296 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:01.919 like back, you know, I like to be a dick 297 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:03.120 when it calls for it, kind of like in the 298 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:05.759 Mass Effect when they would be the triggered parts where 299 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:08.720 it's like Paragon or Renegade, and there's moments I always 300 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:11.720 chose Renegade because it was just a better choice usually 301 00:15:12.080 --> 00:15:13.639 used to be a dick to somebody, like punching the 302 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:16.840 reporter or something, you know, like so shit like that. 303 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:21.679 So it uh, it's man, I don't know what to do. 304 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:24.240 I don't know what to do at this. It's I've 305 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:27.919 never been in a situation like this where I wanted 306 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:30.120 to play something so badly but I know I'm not 307 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:31.879 going to enjoy it, So like, how the fuck do 308 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:32.559 you cope with that? 309 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:34.960 I want that game? I want to you. 310 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:37.600 Guys had anything like that before, like something like that, 311 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:40.799 Like you're like, man, I still really want to play 312 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.919 this because this is like my bread and butter, but 313 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:48.039 I know that it's not built for me. Unfortunately, it's 314 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:49.440 not for me anymore. I don't know for card game 315 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:50.600 video games. 316 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:53.399 Okay, card games. Probably one piece of card game. I'd 317 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:54.799 love to play that card because I love one piece. 318 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:56.320 But it's the same time, like I don't I think 319 00:15:56.360 --> 00:15:58.639 band is a terrible company. I think one piece of 320 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:01.159 card game is so boring. So I'm like, I'm just 321 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:05.759 not gonna stay away from it. It hurts, so yeah see it. Yeah, 322 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:08.440 I don't know. Yeah, that's that's. That's my quick little update. 323 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.039 I I did say in my video, I haven't dropped 324 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:12.720 it yet because I haven't had time to edit it, but. 325 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:15.440 I will play. 326 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:17.440 I guess I should say it here too. I said 327 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:19.960 I will play it if somebody gifts it to me, 328 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:23.679 like because I just want I'm I'm not I'm not 329 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:27.320 fucking buying it Christmas. I know I don't want to 330 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:29.519 buying like something else that I haven't played it. I 331 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:30.799 haven't played a Space Marine two. 332 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:33.320 Oh yeah that's good. Yeah, so like that. 333 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:35.360 There's because I've been working on my backlog, and I 334 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:38.120 said I was only gonna make exceptions for something as 335 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:40.639 big as Dragon Age because I'm gonna stick to But 336 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:42.480 now I'm like, well, I guess I'm gonna go back 337 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.559 to Uh, I never finished Doomy Journal, so I'm working 338 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:49.320 on Boye tourntal Nod. Yeah, so that's uh, that's that's 339 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:52.440 where that's where I'm Attournal is hard. That's why I 340 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:55.159 think I may have came back to it because like, well, 341 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:56.879 I I didn't I put it down. I don't I 342 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:58.639 got distracted. I guess yeah, And I was like, now 343 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:00.559 it is pretty fucking tough. And then I don't know 344 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:03.240 what happened the first and I was like, I'm done. 345 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:07.000 Ancient Gods is really difficult, obnoxiously. 346 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:10.039 So I've heard it's four people who beat the game, 347 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:12.200 you know what I mean, Like it's one of those like. 348 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:14.039 I beat the game and then like I put it 349 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:17.079 down for a while, and then that's like fucking the ELD. 350 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:21.519 Like I was like, oh yeah, just jumping into this 351 00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:23.440 is That's why so many assholes were like this is 352 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:25.279 so hard. I'm like, what did you guys? 353 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:27.599 Like I said, those guys run around for d S 354 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:30.960 three because like the Ring City DLC compared to the 355 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:36.640 base game is comically hard, because that even the base. 356 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:39.359 Game of Dark Souls three is really not easy. It's 357 00:17:39.400 --> 00:17:42.000 not parts of that game that are super obnoxious, and 358 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.720 it's like, let's just make it harder. And it's like, 359 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:44.759 let's make it. 360 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:49.279 Let's make the them so much more aggressive, the bosses 361 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:51.599 are so much harder. 362 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:54.240 But like that's just that's what they do, right, aggressive 363 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.079 as But yeah, that's it. 364 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:57.920 And I will say, Man, look, I don't want to 365 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:01.640 discourage people that aren't really huge Dragon Age fans or 366 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.519 they don't mind, like say, the total shift fucking have 367 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:06.880 at it, Man, have the fuck at it. I'm it's 368 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.319 it's it's already been done. The damage has already been done. 369 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:12.640 The game is what it is. And if you're sitting 370 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:14.559 here being like, oh no, that stuff really bothers me, 371 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:15.960 and you know, I kind of want to play with 372 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:17.960 like a fun magic, e hack and slashy kind of thing, 373 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:18.200 I'm like. 374 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:20.400 I hate the build diversity is actually pretty not bad 375 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:24.200 from a perspective, Okay, I mean maybe there's something there. 376 00:18:24.279 --> 00:18:26.440 Yeah, there could be something there. And especially if you 377 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:27.920 don't if you don't have a if you don't have 378 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:30.839 a huge tie to the old games, man, I can't 379 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:33.240 see how you would hate this game. You know what 380 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:35.279 I'm saying, yeah, I think it's gonna sell very well. 381 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:36.519 I think so too. 382 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:40.799 I Actually it seems really and and against all of 383 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:43.279 the people that wanted us review bomb, it's not really 384 00:18:43.319 --> 00:18:45.000 being review bomb. I think it's sitting at eighty percent 385 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:48.359 on like a eighty percent positive on a steam for example, 386 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:52.079 and the scores are hovering around eighty or eight point. 387 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:57.359 You know, Yeah, it is very disheartening. But it's just 388 00:18:57.440 --> 00:18:59.880 the thing where it's like you kind of have to 389 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:02.079 I'm like, well, this, this, this is the same for us, man, 390 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:05.039 It's it's not what we wanted and what we expected. 391 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:07.640 I just dropped it. I saw the trailer for Dragon 392 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:10.640 h too, it's it's it's this this uh, it's this 393 00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:15.279 extended destiny trailer. That's what it's called, like extended. When 394 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:19.119 you look at that versus what it turned into, it 395 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:22.519 kind of actually almost made me like emotional where I 396 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:26.920 was like, it's it's night and day, but I was like, 397 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:29.640 how could you properly express how night and day it is? 398 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:30.319 You know what I'm saying? 399 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:32.640 Getting older is fun because you get to watch things 400 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:36.599 just lose their special news over time. 401 00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:39.599 It's really it's really and you get to watch it like, 402 00:19:39.599 --> 00:19:42.279 oh wow, I still love this as we were Pokemon, 403 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:45.920 looking at Pokemon now and seeing how like just granted 404 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:48.000 it was insane when we were younger, like it wasn't 405 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:51.599 like a pillar of like design, but seeing some Pokemon 406 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:55.759 out of just ice cream cones is like, fuck. 407 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:57.559 That was always a problem, to be fair, because they 408 00:19:57.599 --> 00:20:00.759 had the magnet and then they have the fun Yeah. 409 00:20:01.319 --> 00:20:04.519 Yeah, they had the poke, that one that was sludge. 410 00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:06.920 Like I'm not I'm not like, I'm admitting to it. 411 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:09.319 I'm admitting to the fact that it looked stupid. When 412 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:12.160 you get older, you're you lose the that like wonderful 413 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:14.319 glow of vision and you're like, oh shit, this is 414 00:20:14.359 --> 00:20:16.920 the wonder I'm admitting in this now to the older ones, 415 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:19.599 I'm like, this is the wonder of it goes away. 416 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:22.480 Yeah, but even but yeah, I mean I don't know 417 00:20:22.599 --> 00:20:26.960 with the tones are gonna shift and things are dude, man, 418 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:30.160 I've had this exact experience already, you know, for years. Yeah, 419 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:33.319 so like I it sucks it. 420 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:36.359 How did you feel when how much stuff did you see? Say, 421 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:39.440 for example, Halo four was a big shift for a 422 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:40.000 lot of people. 423 00:20:40.440 --> 00:20:42.920 Yeah, how did you feel? What did you see? Everything? 424 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:45.920 Before it dropped or was it you experiencing playing it 425 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:48.839 then you were like, oh, this is this is very different. 426 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:50.920 Well, I remember experiencing it, and I remember playing it 427 00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:53.519 and being like I remember thinking I liked it because 428 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:55.519 there was no way that I couldn't like it. I 429 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:00.359 remember being like, there's no way, because it wasn't It's 430 00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:03.559 not like it's a shit like a shit game. It's 431 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:06.319 very competent, like compared to like a lot of other things. 432 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:09.079 It's not terrible like it's a it's a solid like 433 00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:11.960 eighty even with the stuff that I don't like, but 434 00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:17.119 the shit that it did to like storytelling and tone. 435 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:20.640 It's so emotional for like no reason, which at the 436 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:22.200 time I thought was like, oh, kind of this is 437 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:23.599 kind of neat, like. 438 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:24.400 It's the character. No. 439 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:28.640 I remember specifically thinking that, like, oh I cry, I 440 00:21:28.720 --> 00:21:30.319 tear it up at the end, so it must have 441 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:30.880 been good. 442 00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:31.920 I love that. 443 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:34.799 And it's like the distance kind of get like and 444 00:21:34.799 --> 00:21:36.920 then you you kind of jump into multiplay and you're like, 445 00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:37.960 I don't know if I want to play. 446 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.519 This right now, and you think like that's unusual, and. 447 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.400 Then you just don't touch it for a long time, 448 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:44.160 and then you realize like, oh, I haven't played through 449 00:21:44.200 --> 00:21:46.480 the story a single time. 450 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.279 After I, which is never true. 451 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.319 Like usually it's like, oh I beat it, Now I'm 452 00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:52.279 gonna go legendary or like you know what I mean, 453 00:21:52.359 --> 00:21:53.880 or right now we're gonna co op or something. And 454 00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:55.039 I was like, oh, I didn't have to read. I 455 00:21:55.400 --> 00:21:56.759 didn't want to do that. Why didn't I want to 456 00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:58.680 do that? Even though I thought I liked it. And 457 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:02.000 then I just played it again years later and I 458 00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:07.680 was just like, Wow, this is fucked in every possible. 459 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:08.880 It's ugly looking. 460 00:22:09.160 --> 00:22:11.480 It's actually the same experience in some way as the 461 00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:13.519 Dragon Age thing, because it's like, why does. 462 00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:16.119 It look like this? Why did they make this look 463 00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.400 like this? It's like, why are you doing this to me? 464 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:23.079 Very that specifically, Yeah, because I played all those games, 465 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:25.039 I played them all consecutively. 466 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:26.680 Because I did, I never played four. 467 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:29.119 So when the Master Chief Collection came out and like 468 00:22:29.160 --> 00:22:31.599 everything was out and I was like, oh, let me, 469 00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:34.240 let's let's play everything back to back because I haven't 470 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:36.839 played I barely played the Originals because I didn't have 471 00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:39.920 an Xbox. My brother did yees, and I only Reached 472 00:22:40.039 --> 00:22:42.200 was my game that I played multiple times because it 473 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:47.480 was available for my three sixty anyway. Yeah, I just 474 00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:52.359 going from fucking reach and like going moving forward, and I. 475 00:22:52.279 --> 00:22:58.039 Was like, oh, it's really I was like, that's fairly 476 00:22:58.039 --> 00:22:59.960 it just I was like, it's not really an adventure. 477 00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:00.440 Yeah. 478 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:02.559 I was like, this is you know, it's an adventure 479 00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:05.079 as an adventure, but it's not an adventure. It's a 480 00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:08.319 problem clumsy. I remember enough. That is a problem. I 481 00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:10.680 don't remember enough in that game either. I went on 482 00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:13.559 to that game because how stupid it was. Remember getting 483 00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:17.400 the light weapons. You got a shotgun that shot it 484 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:20.640 like a come neon lights at you, and then it 485 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.359 it was okay, it was it's shipped. I didn't like 486 00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:25.880 how it worked. But and then like all of the 487 00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:29.759 like what makes it really weird. It's like imagine playing 488 00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:32.039 D and D and you just meet all the gods. 489 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:35.160 You're like, oh wow, yeah, that's kind of what I mean. 490 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:39.599 I'm in Olympus. It's like as well as a dude, 491 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:43.079 I'm a level two cleric and I'm sitting like what's 492 00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:43.599 going on? 493 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:47.920 It demystifies the entire universe for no reason, like the 494 00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:48.720 whole point of like. 495 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:51.240 I had the nerve to make they made the book 496 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:54.039 with all of the Lord, the Ancient Lord right after that, 497 00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:57.440 and like this all falls apart because I met a 498 00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:00.400 flour Runner and I'm sure Chief could be out of 499 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:03.880 one of them, as Yeah. 500 00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:05.720 You have like a trilogy of books like detailing the 501 00:24:05.799 --> 00:24:07.720 day to day lives of these creatures that you're not 502 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:10.039 even supposed to have a concept of. And you're just like, oh, 503 00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:12.319 that's this guy's dad or uncle, and he's like this 504 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:14.799 is his car. It's just like, who the fuck can't 505 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:17.039 like this is and to the point where they realized 506 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:18.359 what they were doing, and then so they had to 507 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:26.880 add they had to so they have the Forerunners, and 508 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:29.160 then the Forerunners have the precursors. 509 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:32.039 Yeah, the proof of those words mean the same thing. 510 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:36.200 And the fore Runners, by the way, call themselves the. 511 00:24:36.119 --> 00:24:40.440 Forerunners, which is insane that it's insane. 512 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:45.559 It's so stupid because the real love that they're supposed 513 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:47.960 to be humans. The whole time they were supposed to 514 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:50.680 be humans. They were never supposed to be a different species, 515 00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:53.319 supposed to be humans from before. That's why Chief can 516 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:56.799 use the stuff, because that means it invalidates Why the 517 00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:59.759 fuck can Chief use the stuff if he had to 518 00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:02.799 be evolved into something that could use the stuff that 519 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:08.720 all of that. It's it's raping itself. It's the Ora 520 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:12.319 Boro Snake, but it's raping itself. It's coming out of 521 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.759 it and it's going up its own mass again, and 522 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:19.440 it's like, what the fuck am I seeing? Yeah, like. 523 00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:23.720 People did that game past because it's performed well and 524 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.480 it's acted well, and that is absolutely true. It's like 525 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:28.519 a step above I think the other games too, because 526 00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:30.119 like other games are like a little bit campy on 527 00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.640 purpose to be fair, but like it's like it's just 528 00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.119 a lot more serious and people are like, well, I've 529 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:34.960 never seen this out of this. 530 00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:37.880 And it's like that's cool. But like the novelty, where's off? 531 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.440 The second you realize that it's just been raped to 532 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.000 depth in front of. 533 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.440 You, it's what is that? It's a fan base and 534 00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:46.599 then Halo five is worse. 535 00:25:46.759 --> 00:25:48.440 So then there's like a so then there's like a 536 00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:51.720 snowball of like no, well you know what I mean, 537 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:53.200 it's worse as a result. 538 00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:56.480 Yeah, I know. It's so it's a fallout. It's like, oh, 539 00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:00.000 this is this is the bomb. This is the fallout. 540 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:04.039 Because the bomb is so catastrophic, people don't understand or 541 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:04.880 how bad it was. 542 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:07.519 People were like, oh, it's the fun, that's bad. What 543 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.680 the what's the worst thing about Halo five, do you guys? 544 00:26:10.599 --> 00:26:14.559 Everything about sparn Lock? Yeah, everything about spartan Lock. Really no, no, no, no. 545 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:17.039 The worst thing is that the word the truly worst 546 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:19.920 part is Arburner and Chief after years meeting each other 547 00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:24.200 and not having an interaction. They should have had an interaction. 548 00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:26.519 They should have raped each other. They should they should 549 00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:29.720 have had a put their ship on the ground, and 550 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.279 like one of us is getting fed. That's crazy that 551 00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:36.079 they the fact that they didn't have the fact that 552 00:26:36.119 --> 00:26:39.039 they didn't, I'm so angry just think of it. 553 00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:41.319 But like, yeah, they didn't have an interact. Every everything 554 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:43.200 about that game is the issue with that game. Isn't 555 00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:45.319 even necessarily that it's but it's just like nothing happens, 556 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.559 you know what I mean? Nothing nothing happened that drunk fights. 557 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:50.240 I remember I was just talking because we did a 558 00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:53.519 consolation about like the releases. I remember being in line 559 00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:55.759 were you with us? It was me and Whisk went 560 00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:56.559 to the Halo five. 561 00:26:57.599 --> 00:26:59.559 I was that Destiny with you guys. Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, 562 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:01.000 So we went to if I've been at really and 563 00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:01.559 we were in line. 564 00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:03.720 You're like, oh, man, I'm pretty excited because the beta 565 00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:05.839 was the beta was actually really fun, like and I 566 00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:08.400 still think that game is fun actually, but like if. 567 00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:09.880 It was sixty franch for second, that game could be 568 00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:12.839 a viable playing game. That game was fifty six. Sorry 569 00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:14.920 fov so I've had it had a wife because it 570 00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:17.480 was a stunted like seventy it's tight. 571 00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:19.759 Yeah, if that was on PC, it it'd be awesome, 572 00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:22.680 but like, but yeah, the I remember being in line 573 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:26.319 at the game stop here, I think even like in 574 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:31.480 fucking Glendale in the Americana, and I remember just being like, yeah, 575 00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:33.680 I'm excited. I guess because the beta was really great 576 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:35.200 and it was a real beta too. It was like 577 00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:37.400 a beta a year ahead, so like they had it 578 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:38.880 that had time to like really like it wasn't one 579 00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:40.720 of those fake betas where it's like two months before 580 00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:40.960 you know. 581 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:44.200 You're not doing anything, so like it done. I remember 582 00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:46.039 being stoked about it and being like, oh, the marketing 583 00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:48.240 was really cool. It's like, oh, what's going on? 584 00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:50.240 Like he's chief is like a trader or something, and 585 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:51.960 there's like you're hunting, like it's gonna be a double 586 00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:52.599 sided story. 587 00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:55.240 That's cool. It's like Haylo two again. This is dope. 588 00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:59.559 And then I remember some guy unprompted, like I don't 589 00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:01.319 even remember like what the interaction was. I was talking 590 00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:03.519 to Whisk about it, and he was like, hey, did 591 00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:06.319 you see this, and he turns his phone to me. 592 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:11.160 I don't know this person he shows me. He shows 593 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.039 me because I guess the game had leaked or something 594 00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:15.960 or people have got it early. He shows me that 595 00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:20.720 fight scene of Chief in Locke, like drunkenly fighting and 596 00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:22.359 like obvious, mocat. 597 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:23.279 Have you seen it? No? 598 00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:24.279 You this? 599 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:28.039 So I didn't finish it. I was direct the fight 600 00:28:28.119 --> 00:28:28.880 scenes bad. 601 00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:31.759 That's crazy because there's only a couple of things I remember. 602 00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.640 I just remember the opening where I'm like, whoa, they're 603 00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:35.519 going hard on the paint. 604 00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:36.599 I wish I could, you know. 605 00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.640 It looked like Titan Fall to me, like the way 606 00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:40.400 that they move. I'm like, oh man, I wish I 607 00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:41.319 could do more. 608 00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:45.240 The beginning. Yeah, yeah, at the beginning because fight scene 609 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:48.200 is so it's that's why I'm like, I did finish 610 00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:48.519 the game. 611 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:49.920 But that was just like I don't know why I 612 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.000 didn't finish it. I think other shit just kept coming out. 613 00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:53.720 As I'm talking. I want you to look this up 614 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:56.480 and watch it. It is it's not that long. It 615 00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:00.400 is unbelievable. But the context of this is I am 616 00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.839 in line waiting for the midnight release of this game, 617 00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:05.279 and this guy was. 618 00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.000 I guess he was there too, so he's excited about it. 619 00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.119 But remember that, remember the second result. 620 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:13.880 Yeah, when I told it, I put in master Chief 621 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:16.119 and the second result is versus Lock. 622 00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:19.519 It is dude, you don't have to have the sound on, 623 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:24.160 but like, oh my god, so bad. He must have 624 00:29:24.200 --> 00:29:26.480 showed you this video too. It is nine years old. 625 00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:27.240 It is that. 626 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:33.400 Literal video probably, but like he turns it, he literally 627 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:35.039 turns to me, he says like, did you see this? 628 00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:35.920 Because he is. 629 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.680 You have to keep in mind this is people who 630 00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:40.680 are excited about this game, who are in line for 631 00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:44.799 the midnight release, who, by the way, have all undoubtedly 632 00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:48.279 experienced the launch of the Master Chief collection, which was 633 00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:51.319 broken as fuck. Right, so you're already there with like 634 00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:53.480 a hint of like, I hope this is you know, 635 00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:56.839 I'm I'm excited, but like that was pretty I don't 636 00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:59.559 know that was rough. This is two things in a 637 00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:02.319 row now before was like, but most people liked it, 638 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.400 so I'm like, okay, maybe I'm maybe it's. 639 00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:04.680 Maybe it was me. 640 00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:07.240 But then the Chief Collection comes out and it's fucked 641 00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.519 and it doesn't work. And now we're in line for 642 00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:15.039 this and he shows this fight scene to me, presumably 643 00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:17.279 because he was watching it and was just so sad 644 00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:18.640 that he couldn't suffer. 645 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:23.839 A lot had it follows as interact, He say, hands, 646 00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.160 you said that Misery loves Company. 647 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:31.960 Man, it is un fucking believable. It looks like too 648 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:37.599 drunk idiots. It's really bad, just grappling. It's really bad. 649 00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:43.359 He's watching it right now, Derek. Oh come on dude, Yeah, dude, 650 00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:48.160 I'm these guys are spartans, right can you imagine? Imagine 651 00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:51.880 that's Krados. That's what cred and Thorn looks like fighting 652 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:56.480 each other. Literally, the literally the Credos Baalder fight with 653 00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:01.599 the Mods is more accurate. Oh my god, it's horrible, 654 00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:05.759 like and like, look, guys, this is not an over exaggeration. No, 655 00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:10.680 it's really bad. Like it's like it's it's like just people, 656 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:13.440 It's just it's people in a bar, it's people in 657 00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:17.960 an Irish pub fighting these are killers, these are warriors, 658 00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:21.799 these are super wow. I saw that in line at 659 00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:25.000 the midnight release, in line to pick this game up. 660 00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:28.960 I remember me like, maybe it's the worst one. 661 00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.640 Maybe there's another, like maybe it picks up later, and 662 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:34.359 you know what, I'm excited because, you know what. 663 00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:39.559 De bait, it was fun. I thought it was just tired. Yeah, 664 00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:41.000 maybe like they're already tired. 665 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:44.279 It's like early in the game. Maybe it's like their 666 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:46.759 first square off be crazy. 667 00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:52.039 Yeah, maybe he probably has Promethean cancer. Dude. Imagine Spartan's 668 00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:55.359 moving that slowly, Dude, I couldn't believe it. Likely they 669 00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:59.119 move like blurs. That's the thing. I'm supposed to be 670 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:03.200 very fast. There's supposed to be Like seeing this dude 671 00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:08.359 telegraphed a fucking hook like that, any regular person, a 672 00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:11.319 person that's never trained before could have dodged it. Like 673 00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:15.759 that's kind of that's that actually fight better than that. Yeah, 674 00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:22.160 I'm not even joking. And that is unbelievable. That's that's act. 675 00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:25.279 That's a that's an anomaly. That's that is an anomaly 676 00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:28.519 when you have a game that you could beat beat 677 00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:30.960 one spart and how many humans, guys, I don't know 678 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:33.880 if if the kid has I know, I know in 679 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.400 hand to hand. Yeah, because I know a leak can 680 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:38.319 kill like a building full of people. But that's what 681 00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:41.759 I mean, like a leak can kill people. Have just 682 00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:44.720 gets lucky. What do the people have you have to 683 00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:49.039 they can? They can do enough damage to harm the 684 00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:53.079 person they can because like it's it's like you're not 685 00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:57.960 gonna be able to hurt them. You can't. It doesn't matter. 686 00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:02.279 I like, brakes aren't gonna damage. But they just get 687 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:04.880 tired and die at a certain point. So they have exhaustion, 688 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:08.839 I guess, because I don't think they're gonna lose. They're fighting, 689 00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:10.599 and he can they can do a note, they can 690 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.440 do an amount of damage that's set. How many of 691 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:17.200 them do you think it would take to kill? 692 00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:21.400 I get there's a TikToker Jerome. There's there's a TikToker 693 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:23.519 that does stuff like this. I'm gonna see if I 694 00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.279 can request that. Yeah, yeah, and see like hey just 695 00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:27.319 just sims. 696 00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:30.200 Ask that guy with the action figures who plays with 697 00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:31.559 them with the Oh. 698 00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:34.599 Yeah, but you guys are ready. You guys have money. 699 00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:36.759 I don't don't money like that. I don't have a 700 00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:42.160 hundred normal man action figures. So I mean, I'll just 701 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:43.880 go to Frank and soon just grab a couple, you know, 702 00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:46.160 just grab some If we if we did an episode 703 00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:47.960 of the podcast, or we put a camera butb and 704 00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.079 we played the action figures, I know that's what pop off. 705 00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.920 We'd have to have some ground rules first though. We 706 00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:55.720 were like, okay, what can it can't happen. Have you 707 00:33:55.759 --> 00:34:00.599 ever played with action figures with other people? Uh? In 708 00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:04.160 elementary school? Yeah, maybe a long time, but I hate 709 00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:06.039 it because people would just start making up bullshit and 710 00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:08.440 I'm like, look, this is already bullshit, right, you gotta 711 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:12.159 have some sort of line. Everything can't be crazy. 712 00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:12.639 Yeah. 713 00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.039 People would always move goalposts and ship all the time. 714 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.440 WU can't get his arm and by the body ripped 715 00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:18.559 off and come back and fight all right. 716 00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:21.039 It would be like it would be like bam, I 717 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:22.400 got you, and he'd be like, no, you didn't know, 718 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:22.800 you didn't. 719 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.360 It's like that, literally that for hours. 720 00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:27.480 We did that with So usually what we would do 721 00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.599 with the action figures, we would it would represent ourselves. 722 00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:32.679 So we'd pick somebody and then we'd get these crazy 723 00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:35.719 scenarios and usually we'd be fighting like teachers and ship. 724 00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:39.679 So like there was you're doing your whole life. They 725 00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:40.320 were dude. 726 00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:42.519 Our teachers because she was a private elementary school, our 727 00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:45.880 teachers were monsters. They were they like to I actually 728 00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:49.639 was thinking about this actually yesterday of of how, you know, 729 00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:54.599 interjecting these returning characters into the Vailguard. The way that 730 00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.159 it made me feel was the way that, uh, one 731 00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:59.480 of my teachers put me on time out because I 732 00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:01.880 don't know, I probably did something shitty. And then I 733 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:03.119 was like, all right, I feel like I've been on 734 00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:04.320 time out long enough. It was at the end of 735 00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:05.840 the day. All we do is like play outside until 736 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:07.559 our parents pick us up. And I was like, I'm like, 737 00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:09.039 I've been on timeout for like a long time. Can 738 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:10.400 I like, can I get up? Can I go play 739 00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:12.719 with my friends? And she's like nope, I'll let you know. 740 00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:14.800 And then my stepsister comes to pick me up and 741 00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.679 she's like, now you could get be off time out like. 742 00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.119 A fucking cunt, like to a little kid. 743 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:23.039 I'm a little kid, and she just pierces my heart 744 00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:25.760 where like I just want to play, and then she says, oh, 745 00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:26.840 now you're off time out. 746 00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:30.320 Went off course, I'm going home. Yeah, she might as well. 747 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:32.679 She might as well have slashed your femeral artery and 748 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:33.440 drank the blood. 749 00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:36.039 The thing about that is that like as a kid, 750 00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.519 which is such an understanding, Like I don't understand wearing 751 00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:42.000 children or try to teach children how to behave because 752 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:44.960 the idea if you inform them some kids are shitty. 753 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:46.719 You might have been a pretty shitty kid, but you 754 00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:48.960 weren't terrible at my moment. No, I wasn't horrible kids. 755 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:50.679 I had a couple of moments where I would just 756 00:35:50.679 --> 00:35:53.280 be I think a little bit too. I was too 757 00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.280 self aware, so I was very snarky. 758 00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:57.920 Yeah, and that's that's what happened. Because I was too 759 00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.360 I I utilized it and flashing. I had flashes of 760 00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:05.760 like mahia like meanness. I just had. I just had moments. 761 00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:08.280 I was observant. So since I was observant, I picked 762 00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:10.679 up on ship. So I was like manipulation is how 763 00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.039 a four year old? You're like a four year old 764 00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:21.039 understanding how to lie? Is crazy because like efficiently not 765 00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:22.840 lying random like not like I don't know, but you 766 00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:23.559 did that, but. 767 00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.960 Like but other kids haven't learned that yet, so you're 768 00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:26.840 like overpowered. 769 00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:29.679 It's like leveling up. It's like leveling up super fucking early, 770 00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:33.079 and then you end up in like the fucking yeah 771 00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:35.039 ten minutes and then gave me in the level ten 772 00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:39.280 area and you're like, yeah, sound and you're overpowered. 773 00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:41.400 You can do things like manipulate kids into giving them 774 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.960 like your lunch in their lunch, and then you know, 775 00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.519 you say something like that that's like we're gonna trade 776 00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:48.119 or something, yeah, or something like that. 777 00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:49.880 And I convinced it that I was an alien and 778 00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.280 I was going to destroy the earth. Oh right, exactly 779 00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:57.280 that you too old? Didn't he actually didn't. I am positive, 780 00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:58.880 But what're you too old for? I think? Wasn't he 781 00:36:59.199 --> 00:36:59.679 like special? 782 00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:03.280 Because no, no, he was like third grade. And I 783 00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:06.039 know because like I've found his social media. 784 00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:09.400 Did you tell him? I remember? No, No, I didn't remember this, 785 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:13.199 you know, yeah, changed my tour lifehol His name was 786 00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:17.880 Derek also oh no, oh no it was it was 787 00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:19.880 the white name. It was the White Way, yeah, yeah, 788 00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:22.400 na d r K d e r K yeah, yeah, 789 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:23.639 but I remember I remember him. 790 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:25.920 I saw him like, oh no, this is a normal dude. 791 00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:29.280 But he was just like gullible. And yeah, there's a 792 00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:29.760 few of him. 793 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:33.239 There's direct and there's dere Rick, and then there's that 794 00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.880 fucking guy from some forty one where I forget it's 795 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:36.159 like a. 796 00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.239 Y in it and like it's something. There's like a 797 00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.039 y and a que and like a fucking degrees symbol 798 00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:43.599 and a fucking leaf with syrup on it. And I 799 00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:45.239 was like, I was like, you got k ees are 800 00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:51.199 crazy crazy, that's so insane because you're not even gonna 801 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:54.079 eat the leaf. This is a waste of everything there 802 00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:58.559 that's you catch a bear or some ship for the 803 00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:05.679 leaf the symbol of Canada. Oh my god. Yeah, Oh 804 00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:10.039 good news. So I changed the name of the of 805 00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:14.159 the last episode from BioWare's Cook to Dragon. He just cooked. 806 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:18.920 Why I don't want to be a complete asshole, because 807 00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:23.079 the leader, the director of the Next Mass Effect, said, Hey, 808 00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:26.400 this ship's gonna be for photorealistic and the tones are 809 00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:29.840 going to remain the same. Don't worry people, like we're 810 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.639 taking good care of this game. Like he somebody said 811 00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:34.320 something about Pixar and he responded to it and he's like, 812 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.800 I don't agree with you that they look like Pixar 813 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:38.639 characters in this and I'm like, well, semantical, like you 814 00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:39.239 know what he means? 815 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:44.440 You know it looks that's what I mean semantics. So 816 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:48.239 but he's saying, so I'm looking even though I still 817 00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:51.360 don't have hope. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions. 818 00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:55.440 I don't have hope necessarily at all, but I will 819 00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:59.639 keep an open mind that will be the final product 820 00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:01.679 for me. Like say, if that's dog shit, then I'm like, oh, 821 00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:03.000 I don't care about by Way games anywhere. 822 00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:03.559 You know what I'm saying. 823 00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:05.840 I probably I probably wouldn't care about Halo at all 824 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:09.800 if Halo Infinite wasn't pretty solid, you know, like because 825 00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:11.559 at this point it's just like what, like, okay four 826 00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:14.079 was this major strike for me, but that was like 827 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.039 subjective because there's a lot of people who love it, 828 00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:20.000 and I'm just like, all right, I guess gotcha. I 829 00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:21.840 think it's pretty objective, but like whatever, Like. 830 00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:25.079 It's one of those things as you being an actual 831 00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:28.519 like a diehard Halo fan like you. It's it's how 832 00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:30.480 we're experiencing dragon Age right now. It's in the same 833 00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:31.519 way if you are. 834 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:33.679 Talking, except it would be like in dragon Age if 835 00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:36.039 they like if suddenly. 836 00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:37.920 Someone had a rifle all of there. 837 00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:41.639 Like imagine because like throughout the entire trilogy, they're like 838 00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:44.639 humans are flig us. Like that's like kind of set 839 00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:47.880 up really distinctly. In the beginning, he's like the robot 840 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:49.800 grows up to Master Geeve, it's like, why would you 841 00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.960 hesitate to do what you've already done, implying that he 842 00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.440 thinks they're the same because he's fucking old, and he's like, oh, 843 00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:56.679 this is the same type of person. 844 00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:58.719 And in the second one it's it's hinted, and and 845 00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:01.639 then at the end he literally says to actually, if 846 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:04.320 you are for Runner at the end, and then and 847 00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:06.800 four it's just like yeah, and then and then in 848 00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:09.199 four it's like, actually there were different people, and it's 849 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:15.880 like they were these weird they were Look, what do 850 00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:16.119 you mean? 851 00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:19.159 That's the basis of the literally, the theming of the 852 00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:21.559 entire universe is built on this, and now it's not 853 00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:25.679 real Ryan Johnson, right there, man, it is. It is, 854 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.239 except they didn't think they were subverting expectations. 855 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:31.000 They just, for some reason did they forget I don't understand. 856 00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:32.719 That's what it feels like. It feels like you just 857 00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:35.119 didn't play these I guess, and just were like, who 858 00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:36.800 are the fore Runners? We never went into. 859 00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.639 That that is actually, I'm gonna be real, that's what. 860 00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:44.079 That's actually what the Vail Guard feels like. It feels 861 00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:46.519 like these people studied the old games, but they didn't 862 00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:48.360 actually play them right. They were just like, oh, they 863 00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:50.239 took some notes and like, okay, I got a feel 864 00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:55.039 for dark fantasy, Dragon age adjacent. Yeah, it's it's it's 865 00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:58.880 it's so fucking bizarre. But again, like you said, selling 866 00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:01.239 well is all all of that matters at the end 867 00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:03.519 of the day, and that's unfortunate. 868 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.559 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do. 869 00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.559 I'm not gonna bitch all day. I'm just gonna be 870 00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:12.559 like everything this franchise. I know that balders Gate four 871 00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:16.079 is dog Ship watch it be Dogs. I think I 872 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:20.199 think I'll actually I heard yourself. I might. 873 00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:25.639 I might do something drastic because that's like, dude, because. 874 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:27.800 I actually one reason why I don't Why have that 875 00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:29.519 definitely one of your favorite video games of all time? 876 00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:31.960 So I think it has to be because here's the 877 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:34.480 here's the problem. Here's the problem that I'm having constantly 878 00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:36.320 by backloging my games. You want to go back to. 879 00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:38.639 All I wanted to do is play Baller's Gate I 880 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.239 just keep wanting to go back. And then now that 881 00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:44.719 this game came out, I was like, I was like, 882 00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:45.840 like I was gonna install it. 883 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:47.639 I was like, dods, I can't. I had like, I'm 884 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:49.519 gonna stick to my guns. How many hours? How many 885 00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:54.079 hours are you having Baaltis Gate three? I probably have. 886 00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:57.559 I easily have at least I don't have as much 887 00:41:57.599 --> 00:41:59.119 as that, but I definitely have OVERSA played. 888 00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.480 I played the what you I played? Oh, yeah, you've 889 00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:04.480 been playing a lot more. I played like the fucking Alpha. Yeah. 890 00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:07.639 I was like, okay, early I have I still have 891 00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:11.239 over unhealthy, unhealthy amount because like, because it came out 892 00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:13.800 last year and then within that span of months, I 893 00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:17.360 was just doing nothing but playing it. It's so uh 894 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:19.199 But I've taken a long break and I said that 895 00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:21.760 I'll play it again when that fucking Past seven came out, 896 00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:22.760 but I still haven't played it. 897 00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:25.119 Pat Simons, insane, dude. I just the ship I've been 898 00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.039 able to do with it. I know, I love twelve 899 00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:29.840 In the beginning of the game, whooping, the fun of 900 00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:33.079 everybody with everyone following. At the beginning of the game, 901 00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:35.320 everyone's with me, So it's like nine of us walking 902 00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:40.280 through oh you have everything. Fucking every combat interaction is 903 00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:44.639 horrible for everyone naked. Uh no, but everybody has all 904 00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:48.119 the girls have big ass fucking titties. Okay, fat titties 905 00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:50.880 I have. I have shadow Heart and in Tifa's costume 906 00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:56.159 with giant titties. I approve. I approve I'm a deviate, 907 00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:59.159 like a means of ship. I just couldn't. I feel 908 00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:00.519 like I would just look that up, you know what 909 00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:02.039 I mean, Like, if I want to say it, I 910 00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.000 feel like it's just so much to hobody of it 911 00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:06.239 is funny. That's why it's like the just the position 912 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:09.000 of like, what are you doing here? And it's just 913 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:17.199 like he's giant giant. I love her voice. She's voice. 914 00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.360 I follow a couple I actually started following some of 915 00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:22.320 the voice actors. Follow everyone but Will, but Will, Yeah, 916 00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.400 I don't care about that nigga. 917 00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:28.480 I killed himmediately. I like Will's character a lot because 918 00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:34.440 once but it's really cool was black, right, Yeah, he's 919 00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:36.960 really good. As soon as getting act three Act three, 920 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.159 Will is awesome. Actually, he's one of the better characters 921 00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:41.639 in Act three, But before that he's kind of like, 922 00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:44.719 I'm just I'm just trying to the roight thing okay 923 00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:48.519 with him. I was okay with him until my act 924 00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:52.679 one was his Act three. He left pretty quick. 925 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:54.960 He was I was okay with him until he tried 926 00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:56.400 to you try to fund me, and then I had 927 00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:57.039 to put him down. 928 00:43:57.199 --> 00:44:00.840 That's great. That the fact that you but you got 929 00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:04.920 so fucking worked up, you got so upset that you 930 00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:11.599 killed him. That is that was another saved state. Just 931 00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:15.320 to be fair, that was that you two save states, 932 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:18.079 my my, my actual save state. I didn't kill him. 933 00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:20.719 I rejected him, and I thought it was funny because 934 00:44:20.719 --> 00:44:23.400 he was all sad he was. I say, I I 935 00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:28.119 I saved and then loaded a previous saved just before 936 00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:28.960 and then killed. 937 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:33.519 So he didn't so in your world that he doesn't 938 00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:36.320 even know what he did. He didn't even flirt with 939 00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:39.840 you yet. He just was gay, and you got you're 940 00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:42.639 gonna be gay. You're gonna be GAYNA be good. I 941 00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:44.199 gotta I got a cold herd bore. 942 00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.000 That's what did the garrison when whenever I was like, 943 00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:48.920 oh no, he's gonna get with tally as I had 944 00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:49.679 to take care of the problem. 945 00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:52.079 It's funny because you like kind of dis regard him. 946 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:54.159 He's over by the beach during the give like the 947 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:56.119 whole festival thing, everybody's hanging out the te flings and 948 00:44:56.119 --> 00:44:58.280 he's by the beach sad and I'm like, yo, coming out, man, 949 00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:01.639 and he's like, but I'm without love, and I was like, yeah, 950 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:05.199 I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck lies out today. But like 951 00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.920 we're still cool, right, dude. And I think that's why 952 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:09.960 I did it too. Every character in Balder's Gate three 953 00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:12.480 is fucking omnisexual, damn near. 954 00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:15.239 Yeah, it's playing for the most part other than like, 955 00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.800 uh the who's. 956 00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:19.679 The Oh my god, it's been a long time. Everybody 957 00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:22.280 fucks anyone, I think, except for the you can't fuck 958 00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:24.880 that one chick that you free? What's your name? Did 959 00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:27.920 you hear? Uh no, not you? Here is the old Lady. 960 00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:29.880 Oh you can't fuck the old lady. But that fun 961 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:33.039 Isabelle or the Night Song, the Night Song, thank You, 962 00:45:33.039 --> 00:45:35.400 the Night Song I wish. I was pissed off, was like, Liz, 963 00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:37.440 I want to have a three way with these It's 964 00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:39.960 so crazy. We look like we're broadcasting from fucking aperture 965 00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:42.199 science insane. 966 00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:47.360 I love, I love, I love how like say coloring 967 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:49.159 this episode is pointless. 968 00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:52.280 Because yeah, there's no point. Don't work yourself that, don't 969 00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:52.599 do that. 970 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.400 It's just like, oh I found a good Oh this 971 00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:57.639 looks good, and then the next scene is like it's 972 00:45:57.639 --> 00:45:58.320 started throwing off. 973 00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:03.199 It's disgusting. Whatever the uh yeah, no bother. 974 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.400 I have the I haven't installed on my laptop, and 975 00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:08.119 I have like the the Train or like some mod 976 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.239 installed on it to make like combat a breeze. 977 00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:14.559 There's already built that dude, cheating with the combat is 978 00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:15.280 so fucking fun. 979 00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:16.920 I want to well the thing for me, It's like 980 00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:20.800 I don't know, like I want to still. I feel 981 00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:22.719 like the mods are like all or nothing for the 982 00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.599 for the combat though, like it's kind of like either 983 00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:28.480 the instant win or like very much. Like what I 984 00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:29.760 want is like I want to still be able to 985 00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:33.119 fail dice rolls. I just don't want to like fucking 986 00:46:33.440 --> 00:46:36.440 get marked, you know what I mean? That's what I want. 987 00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:39.159 Like I don't need like a D twenty every single time. 988 00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:42.440 I just want to not. I don't know if it's 989 00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:44.440 something I don't know. I want to feel like that 990 00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:46.800 I'm still playing the game. I want to be able 991 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:47.480 to fail stuff. 992 00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:48.920 I just don't want to be like Okay, I failed now, 993 00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:51.039 like fucking oh, everybody's dead, and it's like, come on, 994 00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:55.679 don't play, don't play on, don't just plan easy difficulty. Mmm, 995 00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:58.440 but it's the difficulty. I don't know if custom there's 996 00:46:58.440 --> 00:47:00.360 custom will No, we can customize out the game. Yeah, 997 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:04.519 there's the customers. Yeah, maybe difficulties. That's one thing I'll 998 00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.599 always say. Dragon Age is actually good about that. They 999 00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:10.440 did that in uh Inquisition, they did that pretty. I 1000 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:13.119 thought that was really cool, and yeah, maybe I'll do that. Yeah. 1001 00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:14.800 So because I like that world and I think that game, 1002 00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:17.519 I like that characters, I just like, yeah, I just 1003 00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:21.440 couldn't think some of the moments in com because I 1004 00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:23.400 think the combat told the story as well. In that game. 1005 00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:25.559 It's one of those games where like everything found us 1006 00:47:25.559 --> 00:47:28.599 back in the storytelling, like the combat, like fighting fighting 1007 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:33.039 Rafael was a moment that's like insane fighting call. And 1008 00:47:33.119 --> 00:47:35.079 I guess I just don't feel like I'm what's his name, 1009 00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:42.880 fucking j Jonah Jamison. Oh yeah, okay, I made that. 1010 00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:47.519 I forgot I made that nigga kill himself. That is 1011 00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:51.840 he actually in the game is yeah, it is his face, right. 1012 00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:55.079 But you know what I mean, it's I was gonna 1013 00:47:55.079 --> 00:48:01.559 say rolling it's hard to call like trans because she's 1014 00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:02.199 just muscular. 1015 00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:08.039 Who is this? Uh do I gotta get into it? 1016 00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:10.639 Fuck that bitch, dude, all right, fuck that bitch for real. Yeah, 1017 00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:10.880 I don't know. 1018 00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:12.639 I'm getting sad thinking about all the games that should 1019 00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:13.480 be better than they are. 1020 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:15.840 So let's move yes, move on. This is the thing 1021 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:17.599 we always have, the games. This, This is the thing 1022 00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:18.760 that a lot of people do to understand, and you 1023 00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:20.599 got to be able to understand. It's the games that 1024 00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:22.480 we have that we love are still there. They are 1025 00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:24.920 like I do think people are a little bit weird 1026 00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:26.599 about that, where it's just like, oh, well, now it 1027 00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:28.320 ruins the other games, Like I don't I don't know 1028 00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:31.079 that way if anything used to build that way until 1029 00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:32.400 I took a step back and was like, oh, this 1030 00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:33.719 thing I love never disappeared. 1031 00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:35.639 I actually just feel the opposite where I feel like, oh, 1032 00:48:35.639 --> 00:48:39.199 it actually like makes it like way better because it's 1033 00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:42.079 just like, oh, this is like really difficult to capture actually, 1034 00:48:42.360 --> 00:48:44.039 and the fact that it exists at all is lucky. 1035 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:46.239 So like the fact that they made it as well, dude, 1036 00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:46.639 you used to. 1037 00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:50.760 I watched Maddie's Uh he was talking about Dragon Ageorgians. 1038 00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:53.239 And he talks about that game like he like he's 1039 00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:55.440 in love with you. Yeah, Like it's like such a 1040 00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:57.800 honest like I was upset. 1041 00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:01.039 That was great, dude to fucking short, because I wanted 1042 00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:03.039 I wanted to hear him just gock the fuck out 1043 00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:05.239 of it more so I was just like damn. 1044 00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:06.400 Yeah, basically I was. 1045 00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:08.159 I thought it was gonna be like throating the actual 1046 00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:11.400 cases shit too, but like I was like, damn, it's 1047 00:49:11.519 --> 00:49:15.519 another thing. It made me want to reinstall it because 1048 00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:18.480 if you play Origins again, if you play Origins with 1049 00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:21.679 all like six of that games, the LSS, you're a 1050 00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:22.719 fucking lunatic. 1051 00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:24.599 I have it on my Steam deck and I literally 1052 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.519 have to not open it because I will play all 1053 00:49:26.519 --> 00:49:29.480 of it. Huh did you like is it on Steam? 1054 00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:32.840 Is on Steam? Naturally? Yeah, it's that's one of the 1055 00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:35.800 I mean, well you got to open up the A launcher. No, 1056 00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:39.039 you can just by it. I it's like thirty dollars. 1057 00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:42.079 I sorry for everything. Maybe if that is true, then 1058 00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:45.840 you wait, you might be right. Actually I haven't think 1059 00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:49.119 checking old games that he Actually I didn't. 1060 00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.760 I did miss out on Dragon Age, so like, and 1061 00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:53.360 I have been curious about it. 1062 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:56.880 It is the story, is it. 1063 00:49:56.800 --> 00:50:00.800 Dude, it's it's you can't even massive, right, huh. 1064 00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:05.880 It's more koty than mass efect right is it is? Literally? 1065 00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:07.239 I didn't, dude. 1066 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:10.599 The story is like the like because there's like four 1067 00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:12.440 there's like, you know, you have your acts and there's 1068 00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:14.480 like four main sections. There's four main things you have 1069 00:50:14.519 --> 00:50:19.400 to do, and they're so wonderfully fleshed out, like just 1070 00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.599 going to the fucking Elvin fours are going to go 1071 00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:24.960 back to fucking with the dwarves, Yeah, and like that 1072 00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:28.960 there is in every area that you have to make 1073 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:31.239 are so it's so fucking engaging, man. 1074 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:32.960 And at the end of the game, the final choices 1075 00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:35.760 you have to make for you gotta kid. Yeah. The 1076 00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:39.320 music crazy, yeah, Matt, Maddy loves that ship. The music 1077 00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:42.039 is so good to it is. There's a reason why 1078 00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.199 it's be good even since the Inquisition was good. Actually, yeah, 1079 00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:48.639 it's there's a reason why it became the Defecto RPG. 1080 00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:50.800 There's a reason why it has that. Like, there's reason 1081 00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:53.559 why it has that. Like when you think of Western RPGs, 1082 00:50:53.719 --> 00:50:58.039 that's the first thing that comes up. What do you 1083 00:50:58.079 --> 00:51:00.679 think when I think of Western r Yeah, yeah, what 1084 00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:03.239 do you think? I mean you may say Fallout, I 1085 00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:08.400 think this stuff. I think Morowin and Skyrim. They are 1086 00:51:08.400 --> 00:51:10.079 different kinds of games. I know what you mean. You 1087 00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:12.159 are right, I can do those more of a I 1088 00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:14.519 guess closer like a CRPG, because that's what it's kind 1089 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:18.599 of there there, CRP kind of they're not the Inquisition 1090 00:51:18.639 --> 00:51:23.360 I mean Origins, Yeah, Origins a closer to a c RPG. 1091 00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.800 They are. There's a reason why they have such like 1092 00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:28.480 like before before Larryan came out and was like, oh, 1093 00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:31.920 we're gonna embody what these games were. They were the 1094 00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:33.639 stable for those Oh like this game is good to 1095 00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:36.960 drow dragon age. Yeah. Oh yeah, well that's that's kind 1096 00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:39.760 of the takeaway was that mess effect? They are the 1097 00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:42.840 they have the gridlock on fantasy and sci fi RPGs 1098 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:44.800 for a long time. Yeah, that's a that's a that's 1099 00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:46.320 a problem. That is a problem. 1100 00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:49.880 That it's a problem, but it's also like it's doable 1101 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:51.199 because Larryan fucking did it. 1102 00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:51.599 But they did it. 1103 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:54.239 Yeah right, It's like, okay, is anything going to measure 1104 00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:55.760 up to Origins? And I'm like, I think a lot 1105 00:51:55.760 --> 00:51:58.760 of people would actually argue that balls G three is 1106 00:51:58.800 --> 00:51:59.960 better than origins. 1107 00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:02.920 I think it's the but it wouldn't be. It's like, 1108 00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:08.719 it's like the the gun. Gun is a great weapon, right, 1109 00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:10.719 but like the bow and arrows. The reason why the 1110 00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:12.840 gun is because it's a preface, you know, like it 1111 00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:17.519 steps up to be Yeah, yeah, that's good. You should 1112 00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:19.320 pay it. I think should play you. I think there 1113 00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:20.920 are characters in that game you would fall in love 1114 00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:26.159 with immediately. Probably I just did not get it's. 1115 00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:29.719 Dude, you're dude that your dog, Like I can't I 1116 00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:34.679 can't properly stress how much I miss having the dog companion. 1117 00:52:35.079 --> 00:52:37.880 He was such a good tank man. And uh and 1118 00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:42.960 and they I don't know yet to it. They never 1119 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.440 returned to it in the series. And then the companionship in 1120 00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:49.840 the Vailguard is fucking you can't even They're just they're active. 1121 00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:52.880 They're active. They're active skills. Now that's what companions are 1122 00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:56.239 active skills. So you can't switch them, you can't control them. 1123 00:52:56.400 --> 00:52:59.159 They can't apparently, they can't die, they can be hurt. 1124 00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:02.800 They don't agro very well, unless you have a fucking 1125 00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:05.639 warrior that does an actual type of agro effect. To 1126 00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:10.000 take the heat off of you. They're they're basically after skills, 1127 00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:11.920 So and take and check this out. 1128 00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:16.440 If you use one skill, all of their skills go 1129 00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:24.199 on cool down. That's crazy, yeah, and that's not even 1130 00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:27.440 mass effect. Was like, you can use everyone's cool downs 1131 00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:31.039 as they come along as this one. So if you someone's. 1132 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:34.639 Cool down, everyone's active skills on because they're just basically 1133 00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:37.800 your companions are your own active skills essentially, that's the 1134 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.920 way they behave. And I'm like, okay, wait, so I 1135 00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:44.280 can't strategize and switch between my characters like before or 1136 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.800 say sometimes even like Inquisition, that map was so fucking 1137 00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:51.039 big and retarded that making sure you always had a 1138 00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:54.000 warrior with you was crucial to traveling faster because of 1139 00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:57.440 its dash move, so you always wanted to switch to 1140 00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:00.400 the warrior. Say you bring a Cassandra with you if 1141 00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:03.119 you're not a warrior yourself, so you would switch to Cassandra, 1142 00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:05.880 and then you would be able to essentially travel so 1143 00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:08.079 much faster, especially if you have no true fast travel 1144 00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:11.360 while you're traversing right while you're treading, trekking. 1145 00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:14.239 And things like that matter. 1146 00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:18.280 It's even matter like that in Balder's Gate, where hey, 1147 00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:20.159 I want to bring a faster character with me so 1148 00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:21.639 I can traverse faster, or. 1149 00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:23.360 You bring a character that has like good perception so 1150 00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.599 you can find the ture traps or something, Yes, someone 1151 00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:28.159 that can disarm, right, those things, those things too. Of course, 1152 00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:30.199 that's that's why. Of course, that's how you let the 1153 00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:32.679 mechanics of the game in for your story. That is 1154 00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:37.320 how you build a RPG. Yeah, I'm so it's weird 1155 00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:41.280 that they I am so simplified, all so heartbroken by that, 1156 00:54:41.360 --> 00:54:44.199 because that is what was a part of the game. 1157 00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:46.440 You would bring a Jedi with you in coltur because 1158 00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:48.760 they had four speed, so you can move faster, right, 1159 00:54:48.840 --> 00:54:51.679 that was part of that is how that's why you 1160 00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:53.360 bring a range with you. The Ranger can move through 1161 00:54:53.360 --> 00:54:56.000 swamps easier. Indeed, so that's why, like the Ranger may 1162 00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:58.119 be a little lacking in this apartment, but they're good 1163 00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:00.239 for moving through this, right. Yeah, when you're go gonna 1164 00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:01.800 go fight on dead, you bring up palad in our 1165 00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:04.519 client because that's what they right, So this is why 1166 00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:07.440 this is how you do So I just want to 1167 00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:08.800 ask you one question. We got to move on. 1168 00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:12.039 Yeah, we can talk about this literally for course, of course, 1169 00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:14.079 we could we're gonna get the questions right, but like, 1170 00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:15.599 I just want to ask you one question. 1171 00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:19.199 How the fuck? How how do you what the people 1172 00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:20.800 that claim. 1173 00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:23.559 To love Dragon Age and and and everything you know 1174 00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:26.480 about it? How how do you think I'm trying to 1175 00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:30.000 understand how they're telling me the combat is like really good, 1176 00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:33.679 Like I'm trying to understand, like the things that we've 1177 00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:37.079 pointed out are missing and they were crucial to the 1178 00:55:37.079 --> 00:55:40.880 combats and the prior in prior the games. How are 1179 00:55:40.920 --> 00:55:42.440 they enjoying the combat? 1180 00:55:42.480 --> 00:55:45.159 And you're like, I'm trying to can you can you 1181 00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:47.800 give me an explanation? Like this where you're playing this 1182 00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:49.400 is this is an action This is not like the 1183 00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:54.559 other ones. First and foremost, Yeah, even even uh Aquisition 1184 00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:57.360 was more action packed than the other ones. To combat. 1185 00:55:58.119 --> 00:55:59.880 This is that kind of game where you are playing 1186 00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:02.840 action game. That's what it is. It's like because like 1187 00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:06.760 Culture to to freaking Mass Effect, even you know, Could 1188 00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:09.880 Tour is a a literal CRPG, and it's most like 1189 00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:13.000 insane form right like you click, you interact, you're kind 1190 00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:14.320 of a way from and drag and you're fine with 1191 00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:14.840 that cause. 1192 00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:17.199 It's insa in your opinion, Like, how do you think 1193 00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:18.599 they can do that. How do you think they can 1194 00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:21.639 enjoy this when they say that they do? Do you 1195 00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:23.840 think because I get look, I want to be a 1196 00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:25.599 chereful as possible, but this guy kind of where I'm 1197 00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:28.719 getting at. Were they were they fucking lying about liking 1198 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:31.519 the combat before? Were they lying about like do they 1199 00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:34.000 like this streamlined action adventury thing better? 1200 00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:35.960 Actually they didn't like people. I think most people like 1201 00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:38.199 that more some people's intention, you know, some people do 1202 00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:40.159 some people you think some people just to like not 1203 00:56:40.199 --> 00:56:40.519 get ship. 1204 00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:42.719 They just kind of lie like in a way that 1205 00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:44.760 they're like, you know, I didn't love But then they 1206 00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:47.199 would just say, oh man, yeah, the combat's great, you. 1207 00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:48.320 Know, and they're just kind of like, you know, you 1208 00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:49.880 know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to. I'm just 1209 00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:52.159 trying to some people can just like like for me, 1210 00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:55.320 I can't play I can't play regular RPGs anymore, really, 1211 00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:58.119 like the ones like Persona and stuff like that, that term 1212 00:56:58.119 --> 00:56:59.760 based what do you mean? They get boring to me? Now? 1213 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:02.519 And especially once where you don't and there's not a 1214 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:05.000 like involved that you move around, you mean, like dynamic, 1215 00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:07.880 and but once you just like click attack, I see 1216 00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:11.639 the fan like that's understand because Chris made a comment 1217 00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:13.760 years ago that fucking made me upset and I started 1218 00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:16.000 thinking about it, that's pretty much a DVD menu wait, 1219 00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.880 and that bothered the funk out of me because I 1220 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:21.480 was like I was playing for so he came with 1221 00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:22.760 him and was like, oh, you went to do that 1222 00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:25.119 fucking DVD. Was like, that's not fucking true, and I 1223 00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:27.360 called him every start of thinking about what about. 1224 00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:29.119 What about the the you can always talggle on to 1225 00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:33.119 where Uh, well, I guess it's like a fasts just 1226 00:57:33.119 --> 00:57:36.519 like it just sped up because you just you need 1227 00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:38.480 to like get on thing on your toes because they 1228 00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:40.199 they you know, there's like a certain amount of time 1229 00:57:40.239 --> 00:57:41.960 before they would attack if you take too long. 1230 00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:45.079 Time is is is a great healer for that stuff 1231 00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:48.079 like like and that's any RPG that's turn based that 1232 00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:51.159 I like is usually like has like some active time element. 1233 00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:53.639 It's like see if Stars has had that Child of 1234 00:57:53.719 --> 00:57:56.559 Light had that anything that has like a real time element. 1235 00:57:56.679 --> 00:57:58.639 Otherwise it's just like it does feel like to me, 1236 00:57:58.800 --> 00:58:02.400 like I'm just if like playing the original Final Fantasy. 1237 00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:04.239 Seven, it felt like playing a DVD menu. 1238 00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:07.159 It really felt like because it's just like like I 1239 00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:09.079 feel like you could make that game on a DVD. 1240 00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:10.800 But don't they have the active thing? You can talk 1241 00:58:10.880 --> 00:58:16.519 on the remake does it the original? But the problem 1242 00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:19.400 is that I don't remember. It's not straight, it's not 1243 00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:25.559 very strict, but it is there. Like twenty hours, Oh 1244 00:58:25.559 --> 00:58:27.760 you're back. That ship bothered me so bad because I 1245 00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:29.639 was playing a game. You told me that. I was like, 1246 00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.840 that's so funny. I was being like intentionally like reductive 1247 00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:35.360 and I looked at it and I was like, you're right, 1248 00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:41.159 change press play because skip and I was like, it is, well, well, 1249 00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:43.800 it literally is like sometimes to be where it's just like, okay, 1250 00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:47.480 you when you click, when you click attack, it brings 1251 00:58:47.480 --> 00:58:51.880 you into like the episodes of Attack and it's like, okay, 1252 00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.480 this episode is like sword Slash and then you click 1253 00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:57.119 and then it plays the the m o V of 1254 00:58:57.199 --> 00:58:59.480 a sword slash and I just like I couldn't. 1255 00:58:59.559 --> 00:59:01.639 I can't unsee that for a lot of the active 1256 00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:03.920 time thing does help. That's like that is like a. 1257 00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:07.400 Is such a turn base respect it's like a turn 1258 00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:09.599 based RPG, like the way that they set it up, 1259 00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:11.679 but it's just it's so weird. It looks very weird 1260 00:59:11.719 --> 00:59:13.960 on a console. That's when most people played it. Yeah, 1261 00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:15.920 but like it's supposed to be like click, you know, 1262 00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:16.400 like that's. 1263 00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:16.599 The whole thing. 1264 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:19.239 You're supposed to scroll and click. And that's why I 1265 00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:21.559 think it seems so much more like a menu on 1266 00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:22.079 a console. 1267 00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:24.280 Specific problem. That seems really funny because he said that, 1268 00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:27.400 I'm like, I do exactly what you mean. But it's reductive. 1269 00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:30.559 It's fun. It would be like saying like, oh uh, 1270 00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:32.400 every shooter is just like, oh, I guess you just 1271 00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:35.800 click the heads. I guess just like, yes, click the heads. Yeah, 1272 00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:38.119 I mean, ultimately, yeah, that is kind of what it is. 1273 00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:42.159 But yeah, there is so disrespectful to somebody that's enjoying 1274 00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:42.480 a game. 1275 00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:47.920 It shouldn't if you really like it, though, it shouldn't 1276 00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:49.599 take it away because like to me, it's like chess. 1277 00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:52.599 That's why I fucking to me is I I like 1278 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:55.360 to have the time to think on it because and 1279 00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:57.480 having a restricted amount of time is okay for me 1280 00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:59.920 because I know in certain chess things they have whatever 1281 01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:00.599 that shit is. 1282 01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:03.079 But I really like playing the old I mean, we're 1283 01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:09.280 gay now, damn it. But yeah, so I did recoil it. Happens. 1284 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:11.440 Whatever, let's go, let's go, let's let's hit the questions 1285 01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:13.800 because we're we're kinda we should now we will. 1286 01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:16.960 We will ramble about this particular thing for like five 1287 01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:20.840 hours and then be bitch black outside. I'll be like, dude, 1288 01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:24.519 it is heartbreaking, but it is. It is hard. It 1289 01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:25.239 is heartbreaking. 1290 01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:27.039 It is when things like that happen, when you're like, 1291 01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:29.800 this game is built with with all these things in mind, 1292 01:00:29.840 --> 01:00:34.400 and then it comes a long later where by all accounts, 1293 01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:36.920 it should be a lot better because technology is better. 1294 01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:40.280 You could do so much more. Things should look better, 1295 01:00:40.440 --> 01:00:43.719 there's more chacter and then and then yeah, and then 1296 01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:45.880 you you know, you get a Halo game and it's 1297 01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:48.519 just you're in the woods the whole time. And then 1298 01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:50.079 you're like it's pretty dark. 1299 01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:53.039 Yeah, it's just like I like it, but like you 1300 01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:55.119 are just in the woods the whole time, Like there's 1301 01:00:55.119 --> 01:00:57.679 no like swamp, there's no tundra, there's no fucking desert, 1302 01:00:57.679 --> 01:01:00.679 there's no nothing. It's just the fucking wood the entire time. 1303 01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:03.079 And you're like, Okay, now they gave that to us 1304 01:01:03.079 --> 01:01:07.320 in the previous games. You know you got you got 1305 01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.679 more than that on the original Xbox. It had like 1306 01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:15.159 twenty megabytes of RAM or some ship like something. It's weird. 1307 01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:17.639 Let's just hope that this game sounds well. They make 1308 01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:19.360 another one and they do a very good job. 1309 01:01:19.519 --> 01:01:21.159 I think it will sell well. Like there's games that 1310 01:01:21.199 --> 01:01:23.119 are terrible, like Suicide Squad. 1311 01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:25.559 So well you said that, like when you said the number, 1312 01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:27.679 it might, I might. I twitched a little bit because 1313 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:29.440 I was like, oh, what shouldn't have happened? 1314 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:31.920 I know, like Suicide Squad. So I got them, got 1315 01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:33.280 them nights sold a lot. 1316 01:01:33.880 --> 01:01:36.920 That surprises me because it went on sales so fast. 1317 01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:39.159 I guess that's why I sold well. Yeah, because I 1318 01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:40.920 mean I think I bought I have it. 1319 01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:43.199 I have yet to play it. You see, you bought it. 1320 01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:45.800 I bought it when it was five dollars. You still 1321 01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:50.639 bought it. But you see like that, but that was 1322 01:01:50.719 --> 01:01:53.239 part of the sale there. I don't agree. You might 1323 01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:57.039 have been a person that hipped it over. I like, no, 1324 01:01:57.239 --> 01:02:02.760 would make seven more dollars, man, we'll do it. You know, 1325 01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:03.480 it's insane. 1326 01:02:04.519 --> 01:02:08.400 What's insane about that, though, is that, like those things 1327 01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:12.480 sold well, and then Concord sold no exaggeration, twenty five 1328 01:02:12.519 --> 01:02:16.280 thousand to thirty thousand copies, but that one like. 1329 01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:19.039 No one knew about it though really you are in 1330 01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:22.840 the gaming industry specifically, that is your job, and you 1331 01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:23.880 were like, fuck's this? 1332 01:02:26.199 --> 01:02:30.400 I was like, what you about? They? 1333 01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:35.159 Uh there, I don't know. Maybe I'm talking about let's 1334 01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:36.840 been talking to somebody. I was talking to somebody that 1335 01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:38.760 was just like when you were asking me about everybody. 1336 01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:39.960 We were talking about it when you were over, and 1337 01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.360 it was like, this game looks like fucking this game 1338 01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:45.239 looks like. This game looks like if you got a 1339 01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:48.199 person that was vilently autistic to draw Star Wars characters, 1340 01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:52.719 I get it looks like Chris Chan Star Wars. I'm 1341 01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:53.800 so mad about the. 1342 01:02:55.440 --> 01:02:59.239 Chris Chan. Star Wars would be fire. It would be 1343 01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:02.199 it would be see because I don't really care about Sonic. 1344 01:03:02.519 --> 01:03:06.159 If if Christian started making Star Wars comics, I'd actually 1345 01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:09.079 be I'd be so stoked. I mean I'd be so 1346 01:03:09.159 --> 01:03:11.599 stoked if we let him do what he does and 1347 01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:14.039 then we took it and like actually like three D 1348 01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:17.480 animated it. It might be some gays. I have the 1349 01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:20.000 high ground because I think Sonic, because I think the 1350 01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:22.760 idea of Sonic too. If Sonic was animated would be like, oh, 1351 01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:25.480 that looks like something that could have happened in Sonic. 1352 01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:27.800 If Super Sonic. 1353 01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:32.000 And Pikatch you never existed and Sona Cheu did exist, 1354 01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:34.559 you could look at it and be like that could 1355 01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:39.239 be something. Yes, I'd be something, you know, like that 1356 01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:40.360 there's a market for this. 1357 01:03:40.440 --> 01:03:44.800 Maybe is just Sonic with the with the with the 1358 01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:48.239 electromagnetic buff on and someone pissed. 1359 01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:49.880 Someone. 1360 01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:54.840 I like the literal eight year old concept of being 1361 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:57.039 pissed on, where you pissed on somebody and they literally 1362 01:03:57.559 --> 01:03:59.440 l like that is such. 1363 01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:03.920 A fun there's in your mind, in your mind, I 1364 01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:07.360 don't care. Oh you and snow would turned a human 1365 01:04:07.559 --> 01:04:13.199 being yellow because people is snow. Yeah, all right, let's 1366 01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:13.400 move on. 1367 01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.559 Let's get you some questions. You're can write your questions 1368 01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:17.159 over a Patreon our concest A snark tank. 1369 01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:19.679 We have November thirty. 1370 01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:22.760 Yeah, we have seventy seven. You're lying, yeah, from when 1371 01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:24.800 I started too, so like it's probably more than that. 1372 01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:27.639 Probably our question they get they get really out of 1373 01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:28.599 boggle that ship. 1374 01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:30.119 Right before I came here. 1375 01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:32.920 You always say like, oh, we got to get the 1376 01:04:32.960 --> 01:04:34.679 question because we have like three hundred plus. 1377 01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:39.239 So yeah, yeah, So it's just if people understand, we 1378 01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:42.960 would love to read your question. But there's hundreds of them, 1379 01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:45.320 so just if anyone want to make them good, making 1380 01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:47.440 good crafty ones that'll make us think for sure, I'll 1381 01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:49.440 say something to the top. We'll get you. 1382 01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.519 And I do have a bias towards names that I've 1383 01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:53.320 never seen before because I try to. 1384 01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:55.800 Get so I try to get people. Make another account, 1385 01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:58.760 and it's summing, yeah, make another account. Also donate money 1386 01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:02.360 through that account that change your name. But what you said, 1387 01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:03.840 I was like, what's that gime of the black guy? 1388 01:05:03.880 --> 01:05:07.880 Who was like, yeah, yeah, that guy dude, that that video. 1389 01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:10.039 I've been looking for that video, not that not of 1390 01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:14.519 that video, but like the guy who's sweating in that 1391 01:05:14.719 --> 01:05:17.360 in his friend's apartment because there's no a He. 1392 01:05:17.400 --> 01:05:20.320 Hits it, but he's like, what time is it? There's 1393 01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:22.679 an instagram like madd He brought it up on today's 1394 01:05:22.679 --> 01:05:23.960 episode and I was like, I can't believe you've seen 1395 01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:25.400 that video. Is so fucking hilarious. 1396 01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:27.760 It's a guy like literally drenched in sweat, and I 1397 01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:29.679 think the concept is like some guys waking him up. 1398 01:05:29.679 --> 01:05:31.880 He's like, oh man, how you do It's like, oh, yeah, sorry, man, 1399 01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:34.760 RAC's busted. He's like, oh, no way, you got no icy. 1400 01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:38.840 He goes like, yeah, no, I could tell. I could tell. 1401 01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:40.119 What do you guys got to fix it? It's like 1402 01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:41.760 we won't do it. 1403 01:05:41.800 --> 01:05:44.119 And I was like, oh, okay, man, he's just wet. 1404 01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:47.079 But he's so wet, and it's like it is one 1405 01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:49.159 of the funniest that was me in my old apartment, 1406 01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:51.679 in my apartment before the last one, where I was 1407 01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:54.480 just Joe. Did you ever come to the apartment. I 1408 01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:56.519 never don't think so. I don't think you were in 1409 01:05:56.519 --> 01:05:57.880 town a few times. We never came to that apart 1410 01:05:57.960 --> 01:05:59.719 that was next to the liquor store that made sandwiches, right, 1411 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:01.480 mom ass sandwiches. 1412 01:06:01.480 --> 01:06:03.880 Though they were bad, they were swiches. I had one 1413 01:06:03.920 --> 01:06:05.480 sandwich there that it was not bad. 1414 01:06:05.519 --> 01:06:10.000 Okay, I love I still I love making my food 1415 01:06:10.039 --> 01:06:10.440 to the list. 1416 01:06:10.639 --> 01:06:12.519 I don't know if I once had a liquor store 1417 01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:14.880 fried chicken, I regretted it. 1418 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:18.920 Yeah, it was a boat. It was like a corner store. 1419 01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:20.960 But it was a lot of liquor there as well. Yeah, 1420 01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:23.079 like it was like eighty five percent liquor than other 1421 01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:28.280 percent store other percent percent. 1422 01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:30.159 All right, let's get into the man of action here 1423 01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:31.960 who wrote in on patreon dot com like you can 1424 01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:36.000 at patreont com slash the snark tank. He says, Hey, queers, 1425 01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:38.679 this is I guess just for me, but it reminded 1426 01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:40.360 me of something that I forgot about. Not really a question, 1427 01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:41.800 but I wanted to remind Chris that he was on 1428 01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:45.480 Dan Bowle's one hundred person Fortnite Rat Battle track with 1429 01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:48.920 other prestigious musicians such as taz Un Day Boy in 1430 01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:50.920 a Band and Boogie two ninety eight. 1431 01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:53.519 That's true. What the hell that is true? What is 1432 01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:54.360 this thing? I don't know? 1433 01:06:54.440 --> 01:06:56.159 Dan Bull asked me like he had like one hundred 1434 01:06:56.159 --> 01:07:01.320 person fucking stupid battle royale thing, because that's what Dan 1435 01:07:01.360 --> 01:07:01.840 Bull does. 1436 01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:03.559 And he's like, you want to do a verse on it? 1437 01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:05.920 It's like, well, like not a verse, like a line 1438 01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:07.519 or something like, yeah, fucking went. 1439 01:07:07.599 --> 01:07:09.480 I don't know. I remember you practicing. That sounds dumb. 1440 01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:12.519 This is insane. Yeah, it sounds dumb. I like to 1441 01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:15.599 do it. I forgot about that entirely. It's so funny 1442 01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:16.039 that you bring that. 1443 01:07:16.079 --> 01:07:18.039 It's so funny that you would even know what that is, 1444 01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.280 considering like, I'm not like you listen, Man of Action. 1445 01:07:21.440 --> 01:07:24.440 You would have to watch that video for a while 1446 01:07:25.679 --> 01:07:28.280 to know that I'm in it. I'm pretty deep into it, 1447 01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:31.119 which was a while ago. 1448 01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:34.519 I don't know if that's necessarily accurate. It's Dan Bull 1449 01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:37.400 one hundred person Battle Royal rap. 1450 01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:38.559 I don't know what the fuck it is. 1451 01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:40.760 I don't remember where I was though I see it, 1452 01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:43.159 but I was deep into it, so like, oh, okay, 1453 01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:45.800 you had to you had to look. I don't remember though, 1454 01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:48.280 exactly what's in it. 1455 01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:50.519 It was a lot of people. It was pretty much everybody. Actually, 1456 01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:52.880 I remember because I followed somebody who hated me, and 1457 01:07:52.880 --> 01:07:56.679 I thought that was hilarious or something like that. 1458 01:07:56.679 --> 01:07:58.239 It was like maybe like one or two lines away 1459 01:07:58.239 --> 01:07:59.880 from somebody who could not stand me, so like they 1460 01:08:00.199 --> 01:08:03.119 that they must have seen me and understood that. Damn, 1461 01:08:03.199 --> 01:08:06.639 I collaborated with this fucking guys like to drink. 1462 01:08:07.360 --> 01:08:09.079 My name is Chris, and I'm fucking gay. I want 1463 01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:11.599 to get a piano man. You should get a piano Manian. 1464 01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:12.719 You should be a piano man. 1465 01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:16.359 Yeah, get an earring on your right side. 1466 01:08:16.439 --> 01:08:19.319 No I shouldn't. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I found 1467 01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:21.000 the game. Remember that do you remember that thing that 1468 01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:22.279 I was talking about what was it on the show 1469 01:08:22.319 --> 01:08:23.680 that I was talking about this where the guy the 1470 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:27.479 guy who does parodies that like I hate yeah that, 1471 01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:30.560 Like I can't because the concepts I don't remember. I 1472 01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:32.520 was on the shore. It popped up on my feet 1473 01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:33.680 and I have it. I can show you. I don't 1474 01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:35.920 want to. I don't want to flame this dude. Yeah, 1475 01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:39.560 So I'm not going to bring it up on the show. No, 1476 01:08:39.880 --> 01:08:43.680 I'll show it you guys after I fucking oh man, 1477 01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:46.119 the one that popped up for me. I couldn't believe it. 1478 01:08:46.119 --> 01:08:48.880 Are they not even that terrible? They're just like not good. 1479 01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:51.720 I don't know how to just you'll understand when I 1480 01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:53.920 show it to you, because it's just the concepts are 1481 01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:54.640 stretched and the. 1482 01:08:56.520 --> 01:09:01.720 Way it's done. The jar uses for his Mary Jane 1483 01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:07.880 Figure wrote in yeah, I would have a black Cat. 1484 01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:09.279 I think I had a black Cat figure or something, 1485 01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:10.800 and then I lost it because I think my mom 1486 01:09:10.880 --> 01:09:11.399 took it from me. 1487 01:09:11.600 --> 01:09:14.039 She took it because it was colding and frosty, and 1488 01:09:14.039 --> 01:09:15.439 she was like, this is crazy, that's crazy. 1489 01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:19.359 Would holding it she got and stuff? 1490 01:09:19.439 --> 01:09:24.840 Yea, when did Chris find resin crazy? 1491 01:09:26.199 --> 01:09:32.600 There's cake in your dad's he's not saying a word. 1492 01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:34.279 He's just throw away. I don't think. 1493 01:09:34.279 --> 01:09:37.399 I I mean, I don't think when I had to 1494 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:40.359 be fair, when I had that actually, figure I don't 1495 01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:42.640 know if I don't, I don't think I could, you 1496 01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:44.680 know what I mean, Like it was pretty fucking small, 1497 01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:45.359 Like I don't think. 1498 01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:48.119 I think I just liked it because I was just 1499 01:09:48.159 --> 01:09:50.359 like I like to looking at it. 1500 01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:54.560 Tweezers, that's insane. 1501 01:09:55.319 --> 01:09:57.359 The darkness us first married Jane figure out and he says, hey, 1502 01:09:57.439 --> 01:09:59.920 light mode, dark Mode and even dark Moade. Question for Chris, 1503 01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:02.880 what are your thoughts on the announcement that PlayStation Spider 1504 01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:05.560 Man two is not getting any DLC or updates moving forward? 1505 01:10:05.880 --> 01:10:08.239 I mean, this is I don't care. Like I I 1506 01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:11.199 didn't like the first Spider Man DLC, which was just like. 1507 01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:14.760 Of the game. Yeah, it was just the lame. It 1508 01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:17.319 was just boring. You think about you met black Cat 1509 01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:21.000 and you found out Tombstone was a gay terrorist. 1510 01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:24.079 They need Tombstone like a giant like robot or something. 1511 01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:26.760 It was like they made him a mat I'm not 1512 01:10:26.760 --> 01:10:27.319 even joking. 1513 01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:31.920 Wait, like the way that they did no, not Tombstone, Hammerhead, Hammerhead. 1514 01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:35.479 There you go. Oh, I remember that. I do remember that, Okay, 1515 01:10:36.399 --> 01:10:40.039 I know That's why I was even more tombstone is 1516 01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:41.880 a normal like what if it just made up an 1517 01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:45.680 actual tombstone. He's literally just a tombstone on wheelings and 1518 01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:48.840 hammer had a hammerhead has fucking the detect that they had. 1519 01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:54.000 It's so la was his head at least big. I 1520 01:10:54.039 --> 01:10:57.039 don't really remember it was miss Yeah it was, but 1521 01:10:57.319 --> 01:10:58.239 I don't know it. 1522 01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:00.479 The thing about Spider Man ps force cically is that 1523 01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:04.119 it's like perfectly paced. It like it exists as a 1524 01:11:04.199 --> 01:11:06.239 story exactly as long as it needs to. It does 1525 01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:08.199 not overstate. It's welcome. I remember finishing it and being 1526 01:11:08.239 --> 01:11:11.119 like that was satisfying, and so to extend it, and 1527 01:11:11.199 --> 01:11:12.840 by the way, it's a really good finale. It's a 1528 01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:15.479 good ending also, and so to then be like, hey, 1529 01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:18.239 come back to this thing that's over now we have 1530 01:11:18.439 --> 01:11:20.600 some story stuff that we made in. 1531 01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:25.000 Like a couple of weeks. It's like, this feels budget 1532 01:11:25.119 --> 01:11:28.000 compared to like what I just it would be. It 1533 01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:29.960 would it would be it would be like if. 1534 01:11:32.760 --> 01:11:36.039 It would be like if the last Star Wars movie, 1535 01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:39.079 not like the of the originals, Like, so like what 1536 01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:42.640 is that one turn of the Jedi, Revenge of the Jedi, 1537 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.880 I think what's called the Revenge of the Jedi initially, 1538 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:49.079 but like, so that movie comes out right, and then 1539 01:11:49.279 --> 01:11:53.520 the movie ends normally, but there's still an hour left, 1540 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:56.720 and then the hour is the Christmas Special. 1541 01:11:57.880 --> 01:12:01.680 Where you're just like, why hate the people hate that ship? 1542 01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:05.399 I think it's like, fine, you are crazy to watch it. 1543 01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:08.199 Didn't watch it, but I hear the reason why the 1544 01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:10.319 Veil guard is doing so well. Do you ever say 1545 01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:12.439 that to me? To watch your MoU You're fucking Veil 1546 01:12:12.479 --> 01:12:18.680 Guardian right now? That's actually so much worse to like, like, 1547 01:12:19.039 --> 01:12:21.640 I'm sure somebody don't like it. I'm sure some people 1548 01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:24.920 little And I was like, all right, this is weird. 1549 01:12:25.199 --> 01:12:28.279 I don't want to talk to see these wookies do anything. Really, 1550 01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:30.920 So it was bad, but it wasn't like I was like, 1551 01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:31.560 I didn't hate it. 1552 01:12:35.119 --> 01:12:37.279 Imagine if the Mary Laurean had an episode like that, 1553 01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:42.159 would you feel the same way. That's the context that 1554 01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:44.159 they were coming up on. They didn't have a lot. 1555 01:12:44.279 --> 01:12:46.199 They had the three movies and that was fucking it. 1556 01:12:46.800 --> 01:12:50.000 And now all of a sudden, oh, new fucking new Star. 1557 01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:52.720 Wars and it's the Christmas Special. You would be you 1558 01:12:52.720 --> 01:12:54.920 would be furious. I don't know it. I don't think so. 1559 01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:56.720 I think it was I think it was straight kill 1560 01:12:56.800 --> 01:13:01.000 someone killed. That was after Mark had his face grinded 1561 01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:03.079 off by a fucking roller coaster or something too right, like, 1562 01:13:03.119 --> 01:13:04.760 what happened to him? Did that happen? You got hurt? 1563 01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:06.319 I get hurt. I thought he got hit by a 1564 01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:16.920 roller coaster. Oh that's that hurt that he starts. If 1565 01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:18.319 I got hit in the face of the roller coaster, 1566 01:13:18.399 --> 01:13:20.520 I too would laugh like I was insane. I guess 1567 01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:22.680 that you would be all you can do because you 1568 01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:25.159 would be insane. What do you mean he got hit 1569 01:13:25.199 --> 01:13:27.359 and became liberal? He became a leftist immediately. That's why 1570 01:13:27.439 --> 01:13:30.079 he became a left That would happened. I can't I 1571 01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:34.079 can't allow Biggert and yeah that's great, but yeah, no, 1572 01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:36.880 I don't know. I I don't want more. Spider Man 1573 01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:40.720 two DLC. Spider Man two was fine. It was pretty good. 1574 01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:42.520 I think I think the part they should have pretty 1575 01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:44.239 good are pretty good. I think they should have put 1576 01:13:44.279 --> 01:13:47.960 wookies in Tusking raiders in the DC. The wait, the 1577 01:13:48.039 --> 01:13:50.479 sounds I used to be able to make them when 1578 01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:52.439 I was younger, is my grandma told me not to 1579 01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:56.520 I didn't church once you think you were, don't do 1580 01:13:56.640 --> 01:14:00.279 that again. I was like, okay, I didn't church. Was 1581 01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:03.600 They're like they sound funny, father Lord. 1582 01:14:10.239 --> 01:14:12.399 That is one of the most insane things I've ever heard. 1583 01:14:12.640 --> 01:14:18.319 Say you impersonated a Tusken raider in in church. 1584 01:14:19.399 --> 01:14:21.359 She was she heard that ship. She looked at me 1585 01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:26.920 with like bewilderment. She was like, that'd be like, uh, 1586 01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:33.319 that's fun. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it now, 1587 01:14:33.399 --> 01:14:35.239 but like it's it would it would get my dad 1588 01:14:35.319 --> 01:14:39.279 canceled technically, but like I remember, we would he would 1589 01:14:39.359 --> 01:14:41.800 be he would try to embarrass us in person, like 1590 01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:44.640 whenever we would like be out sometimes and so he 1591 01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:48.840 would like pretend to be like retarded, pretend to be 1592 01:14:48.920 --> 01:14:52.560 retarded like while like with me at like a Walmart 1593 01:14:52.640 --> 01:14:53.800 or whatever, just to funk with me. 1594 01:14:55.880 --> 01:14:56.079 Yeah. 1595 01:14:56.680 --> 01:15:00.119 It's just like I'm just remembering this. That is a 1596 01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:05.000 fantastic bit because think about the like wait the dad. Yeah. Yeah, 1597 01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:09.039 and it made a completely on the level sun. Yeah, 1598 01:15:09.520 --> 01:15:13.600 that's awesome. It's like Forrest Gump. My grandma can't do 1599 01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:18.760 that because she's too like I'll put together person. She's too, 1600 01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:26.399 but she could not out like you would really dedicate 1601 01:15:26.479 --> 01:15:32.479 himself to it like the mad TV and his mom. Yeah, 1602 01:15:32.880 --> 01:15:39.000 go inside, mane, I'm good time. It's all drooling and ship. 1603 01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:42.079 I don't make a scene. I'm like, you want me 1604 01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:44.399 to make a scene, I'll pull my pants down and 1605 01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:47.319 scream like a disailed person. Right now, dude, I remember 1606 01:15:47.439 --> 01:15:50.600 being I will. I will go further than anyone else. 1607 01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:52.520 Always in public. You know what's the worst. I don't care. 1608 01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:55.800 What is the worst public experience in public that you 1609 01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:59.279 ever had? In public? Yeah, I don't know. Not in 1610 01:15:59.319 --> 01:16:01.079 public necessary, but like in a public place. 1611 01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:04.479 Working Okay, I remember working at Sears and walking into 1612 01:16:04.520 --> 01:16:07.880 the bathroom and seeing a literal like it must have 1613 01:16:07.960 --> 01:16:09.720 been this kid must have been. 1614 01:16:09.720 --> 01:16:13.000 Like seven or like six shiitting on the floor. 1615 01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:17.159 Let's go like wait okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, 1616 01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:19.279 Oh man, you almost turned into a wader. 1617 01:16:21.560 --> 01:16:21.760 Dude. 1618 01:16:21.800 --> 01:16:24.119 That would have been sick to You're just dressed because 1619 01:16:24.119 --> 01:16:26.520 they're kind of I mean, they got some they got 1620 01:16:26.560 --> 01:16:29.640 some drip. No, I didn't look yeah, just like that. 1621 01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:33.079 The teeth, well that's I mean, that's weird like that. 1622 01:16:33.239 --> 01:16:35.479 Why why would you dress up as Halloween's over. 1623 01:16:36.439 --> 01:16:38.359 I'm not even I'm not talking about Halloween a just 1624 01:16:38.439 --> 01:16:41.000 in general, Yeah, feels Halloween. 1625 01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:43.399 I'd be like boring, Okay, you're dressed up. That's weird. 1626 01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:45.159 Dress up on fucking Christmas, and then went on to 1627 01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:47.199 scare the funk out of children. I want you to, 1628 01:16:47.319 --> 01:16:49.319 like like one day to show up to the podcast 1629 01:16:49.399 --> 01:16:54.880 and you're, yeah, you gotta stop. That would that's the 1630 01:16:54.960 --> 01:16:58.039 kind of thing that would like scare a dog like 1631 01:16:58.079 --> 01:16:59.720 a dog would a dog would bark it you ever 1632 01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:02.439 chase a dog around? Like give up? Yeah? Have you 1633 01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:04.600 ever chased have you ever chased a dog? Like Halloweenly? 1634 01:17:06.199 --> 01:17:08.159 I definitely would trap my friends like. 1635 01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:14.600 Like like like you're a fucking yeah, Halloweenly, that's I 1636 01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:16.680 didn't know that was whatever? 1637 01:17:16.960 --> 01:17:23.279 Ever that's Halloween. Halloween would be adjetive though, yeah, no, 1638 01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:29.319 would be an adverb I said, yeah, right right, incredible 1639 01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:31.880 incredibles and adjective yeah you know you're right, yeah, exactly 1640 01:17:31.960 --> 01:17:35.159 Halloween Halloween and describes it like what is that? That's Halloween? 1641 01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:38.199 But describe I feel like if I just if I 1642 01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:41.960 if I said, have you ever chased someone? Halloweenly? I 1643 01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:43.840 think I feel like people would understand what I'm saying. 1644 01:17:43.960 --> 01:17:45.680 First they would kind of and then they're like, I 1645 01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:48.479 think I know what he means, like in a spooky way. 1646 01:17:49.079 --> 01:17:52.960 Yeah, like a lumbering kind of like way. They freaked 1647 01:17:53.000 --> 01:17:55.399 the fun out wait till my dog would go to bed, 1648 01:17:55.439 --> 01:17:57.359 and then I would play like a foghorn sounds and 1649 01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:00.760 wake it up, and then like like we get up 1650 01:18:00.800 --> 01:18:03.319 over and over. I wake myself up too, but we 1651 01:18:03.439 --> 01:18:06.199 both crazy together. There really is. 1652 01:18:07.680 --> 01:18:09.880 There really is something funnier than a dog waking up 1653 01:18:10.279 --> 01:18:13.680 in fear, like like when it like when it freaks 1654 01:18:13.720 --> 01:18:16.079 the fight and it starts running but it hasn't moved yet. 1655 01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:18.880 We do run. That's just funny. Yeah, it's really funny, 1656 01:18:18.920 --> 01:18:21.640 but it's also sad. I've done that to my dog before. 1657 01:18:21.720 --> 01:18:23.640 We're like, we're not supposed to do it too. It 1658 01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:26.760 was a thunderstorm, right, and then thunderstruck pretty close to 1659 01:18:26.800 --> 01:18:29.399 where my house was, or the boom was. I thought 1660 01:18:29.399 --> 01:18:33.720 it doesn't strike, yeah yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1661 01:18:34.079 --> 01:18:38.439 get ahead, But it happened, and my dog freaked out 1662 01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:40.720 in the bed with me and started running on me 1663 01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:44.359 pretty much, and I was like, stop, stop, you're scratching me. 1664 01:18:44.439 --> 01:18:47.680 A lot. You're scratching me a lot. Please stop scratches 1665 01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:50.239 your back so deeply that he cuts all your spinal cords. 1666 01:18:51.560 --> 01:19:00.239 It just wolverines, SA some of your discount. He's getting shorter. Oh, 1667 01:19:00.279 --> 01:19:02.840 I got your legs are just as long and like 1668 01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:14.520 walking on my hands? How could you your dogs do that? 1669 01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:19.000 Would that's the the ultimate? What is that fucking noise? Anyways? 1670 01:19:19.159 --> 01:19:21.039 Like a mating call? What the is that? That's how 1671 01:19:21.079 --> 01:19:24.720 I speak, but like it's just their verbiage, so they 1672 01:19:24.800 --> 01:19:28.439 just scream to talk. Yeah, said something so wildly racist. 1673 01:19:28.439 --> 01:19:33.359 All right, let's let's move on. Almost said something so crazy. 1674 01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:37.199 I mean, we're thinking it's all right, Sweetey would love 1675 01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:41.960 Harry Potter. If Harry was black, a better character, probably 1676 01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:43.279 it would just be the same thing. But he would 1677 01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:43.920 just say the N word. 1678 01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:47.720 But I mean, there's already a black character named Serious Blacky. 1679 01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:51.800 No, he's not black, but he's my favorite character. His 1680 01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:56.920 name Serious name is literally mister black Serious. And then 1681 01:19:56.960 --> 01:19:59.880 it's such a cool name. I think it's stupid, but 1682 01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:02.439 I'm tainted by my name. Is it like serious? Like 1683 01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:05.560 being serious? Name is serious of the consolation? No, it's serious, 1684 01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:09.079 Like he's very seriously serious person. It's a consolation. That's why. 1685 01:20:09.159 --> 01:20:11.319 That's why your body and his families are consolation. I 1686 01:20:11.319 --> 01:20:13.600 don't know, it's literally like it's name serious. That's why 1687 01:20:13.880 --> 01:20:21.600 when the name is Siria serious Negro, I think it's 1688 01:20:21.680 --> 01:20:24.079 name is serious. And then like that's why that scene 1689 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:26.399 where the clown comes and he says, why so serious? 1690 01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.159 I never iconic? Yeah, yeah, I never thought about that. 1691 01:20:31.239 --> 01:20:34.319 That makes We should make movies, bro, we should make films. 1692 01:20:34.359 --> 01:20:37.439 It'd be crazy, it'd be crazy. I mean, we are 1693 01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:39.439 in Burbank. We should just like it. Go we all 1694 01:20:39.560 --> 01:20:41.640 talk to somebody we know someone that'll be like, just 1695 01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:44.239 takes two sledgehammers and Warner Brothers right now, bust through 1696 01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:46.359 and be like, I got a pitch for you know, 1697 01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:50.159 everybody someone listening to my You have a fucking like 1698 01:20:50.640 --> 01:20:53.199 someone listening to my pitch, or else I'll turn this 1699 01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:57.960 place into Nuketown. Well, Newtown's not a nice place actually, yeah, 1700 01:20:58.000 --> 01:21:01.159 but but Nuketown will be nuked, so you turn it 1701 01:21:01.239 --> 01:21:03.680 into Nuketown. Right, that was a stretch. I did not 1702 01:21:03.760 --> 01:21:06.159 think of that at of course, of course. 1703 01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:09.439 Anyway, Yeah, let's move on. So that guy, that guy 1704 01:21:09.479 --> 01:21:11.279 writes in Swen you would love Harry Potter he was black. 1705 01:21:11.920 --> 01:21:16.439 So to answer my question, you dumb cocks, relax, it's 1706 01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:20.600 not true. What's the least defensive slash worst thing? Wait, 1707 01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:24.760 least offensive or oh I guess either or that any 1708 01:21:24.800 --> 01:21:27.039 of y'all would do to to have to consider kicking 1709 01:21:27.079 --> 01:21:28.279 one another off the show? 1710 01:21:28.880 --> 01:21:31.359 Nothing major, if possible. I want to see how patient 1711 01:21:31.439 --> 01:21:33.960 slash petty you can be with each other. I am 1712 01:21:34.199 --> 01:21:37.119 so not petty that it's insane. So I don't know 1713 01:21:37.359 --> 01:21:41.359 it have to be like Chris like assaulted Lily. Dude. Why, 1714 01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:46.680 I'm sure I had my reasons. I think I would agree, 1715 01:21:46.720 --> 01:21:48.359 but also like just you didn't have to do that. 1716 01:21:48.439 --> 01:21:52.279 Just's like and stretch clawing at your face. Then he 1717 01:21:52.319 --> 01:21:57.880 got his nails grow way too long, lady. At that 1718 01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:06.600 point you got a fatal claw her and the fatal 1719 01:22:07.159 --> 01:22:09.600 breaks my fucking door on my roof. I'm like, what 1720 01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:12.159 are you doing? You can do that, droit everything. 1721 01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:15.560 I think if one of you got irritatingly right wing, 1722 01:22:15.600 --> 01:22:17.680 I would have to I would have to cut, but 1723 01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:20.479 like to a degree that it would be like disconnected 1724 01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:21.880 from reality, like you know what I mean, Like what 1725 01:22:21.920 --> 01:22:24.319 we were talking about earlier, like before we were recording, 1726 01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:27.800 like like disconnectedly. 1727 01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.560 Anytime we had any type Yeah, anytime we had political, 1728 01:22:30.479 --> 01:22:33.119 any type of discourse on the show, it was just 1729 01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:35.840 completely people would want to pull their fucking hair out. 1730 01:22:36.000 --> 01:22:38.199 Essentially, you'd have you'd have to kicks what it was 1731 01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:41.239 for the show. Let's come to let's come on minute, 1732 01:22:41.239 --> 01:22:46.319 ground you're saying I should be killed like this guy? 1733 01:22:47.439 --> 01:22:48.760 Do you think that? What are the cays? 1734 01:22:48.840 --> 01:22:48.960 Uh? 1735 01:22:49.199 --> 01:22:52.359 What are they? What do they offer to the world? Though, Like, 1736 01:22:52.560 --> 01:22:53.760 I'm just I'm not even trying. I'm not with the 1737 01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:55.720 pettiest one. I'm not trying to be a big I'm 1738 01:22:55.760 --> 01:23:02.239 just I'm just I'm just trying. I'm just asking questions. 1739 01:23:02.720 --> 01:23:04.279 So that would be that would be my penny reason 1740 01:23:04.520 --> 01:23:06.479 honestly though, Like the worst that like you would have 1741 01:23:06.560 --> 01:23:08.359 to you would have to be like a pedophile or something. 1742 01:23:08.560 --> 01:23:10.479 Yeah, it would have to be sexual crimes. That's the 1743 01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:11.840 real one. You would have to be sexual crimes. You 1744 01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:14.239 have to be a pedophile or a rapist. Yeah, it's 1745 01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:16.199 one of those things. And that's like a you know, 1746 01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:19.199 but that's you could be a criminal and I would 1747 01:23:19.199 --> 01:23:21.119 be fine. Like you could be like literally like it's like, 1748 01:23:21.159 --> 01:23:23.399 oh I steal things, or like I don't care about that, 1749 01:23:23.560 --> 01:23:25.000 or like you'd be like, hey, hey. 1750 01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:28.760 Guys, I've murdered somebody. It's like that's not ideal. I've 1751 01:23:28.760 --> 01:23:30.720 had funny can you be funny? 1752 01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:33.199 But still still is this? Is this traumatized? Has this 1753 01:23:33.239 --> 01:23:35.720 traumatized you? And to not be you can't be funny anymore. 1754 01:23:35.760 --> 01:23:38.279 I have friends who are have been villains, and I 1755 01:23:38.439 --> 01:23:40.239 like hung on and played Smash Bros With them, you know, 1756 01:23:40.920 --> 01:23:43.520 but to what extent they're villains? Like they are villains? 1757 01:23:43.720 --> 01:23:46.079 You have a you have a your shoulders pretty high, 1758 01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:48.680 has got pretty high. I don't. I don't give up 1759 01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:50.319 on people very easily. It takes a lot for me 1760 01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:51.000 to be like arm up. 1761 01:23:51.079 --> 01:23:54.000 I definitely know, like say sexual crimes and all that is. 1762 01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.880 I would say violent crimes of people who I would 1763 01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:01.319 deem like just you know, like kind of like childlife, 1764 01:24:01.359 --> 01:24:01.800 like innocent. 1765 01:24:02.279 --> 01:24:05.039 So that could also be like, you know, slow people, 1766 01:24:05.680 --> 01:24:08.399 old people, people who are just like what open is 1767 01:24:08.439 --> 01:24:15.680 really racist? Listen to harm? Is? Damn you put me? 1768 01:24:16.279 --> 01:24:18.840 It really did, because it's like I normally I wo'd 1769 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:20.720 want to see a racist person's face smashed in but 1770 01:24:20.760 --> 01:24:22.359 I was like, fu well, people are so fragile you 1771 01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:22.720 kind of. 1772 01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:25.119 Have to just like like leave them alone. They're gonna 1773 01:24:25.119 --> 01:24:26.800 go away soon anyway. Its kind of how I feel, like, 1774 01:24:27.039 --> 01:24:30.960 just like slap, but that he's dead. Like that's the thing. 1775 01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:33.279 They're so fragile, even if you push them will probably die. 1776 01:24:34.279 --> 01:24:35.800 You remember that one guy the cops were. 1777 01:24:35.760 --> 01:24:42.760 Like, that's I don't that ship made me feishan person. 1778 01:24:43.079 --> 01:24:47.800 You're laughing because it's so it is even I'm not laughing. 1779 01:24:47.840 --> 01:24:52.119 I want you to understand that it's brain exploded. Whoa 1780 01:24:53.399 --> 01:25:00.520 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa turning on a boss dude. 1781 01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:06.319 It's insane, like, oh my god, crazy. It's why because 1782 01:25:06.359 --> 01:25:09.359 like I've never seen that happen before, So why are 1783 01:25:09.359 --> 01:25:13.880 you crying? Because it's so fantastical. It's it's so he 1784 01:25:14.079 --> 01:25:16.479 pushed he did, even he even pushed him hard, like 1785 01:25:16.600 --> 01:25:18.960 the cops shouldn't have pushed him, but he went. 1786 01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:22.880 Like he went like and then he and then he 1787 01:25:23.000 --> 01:25:26.039 flipped fifteen times and practice that show was really sad. 1788 01:25:26.439 --> 01:25:27.880 It is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. 1789 01:25:28.119 --> 01:25:30.239 But it's also crazy, Like I remember looking at that 1790 01:25:30.279 --> 01:25:33.039 being like how frail as a person, like I remember, 1791 01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:34.760 like because it didn't seem like it was that. 1792 01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:36.920 Crazy of a fall either. I can't even laugh about that. 1793 01:25:36.920 --> 01:25:39.159 And even that's the thing, that's that's what's so one 1794 01:25:39.199 --> 01:25:43.279 of the reasons why I refuse to no one of 1795 01:25:43.319 --> 01:25:46.159 the one of the reasons I refused to street fight 1796 01:25:46.199 --> 01:25:50.000 anymore is because how easy it is to accidentally kill 1797 01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:52.119 somebody if you knock him out. Oh yeah, so just 1798 01:25:52.159 --> 01:25:55.319 hating your head bouncing off the concrete is a sure 1799 01:25:55.439 --> 01:25:56.520 way that you could just go. 1800 01:25:56.560 --> 01:26:00.159 To prison, even if you defended yourself, right, yeah, so 1801 01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:02.760 it's not worth it. Yeah. The last three fight I 1802 01:26:02.800 --> 01:26:05.840 got into, it was about like eighteen nineteen, and the 1803 01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:09.520 moment someone pulls a gun on you, your perspective is like, 1804 01:26:09.640 --> 01:26:12.520 I'm done doing this. Yeah, so like that shit, that shit, 1805 01:26:13.039 --> 01:26:16.359 like all the bravado and toughness got yanked away and 1806 01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:19.720 I was like naked, afraid child. I was like, oh no, 1807 01:26:20.079 --> 01:26:22.319 this guy has a gun. This guy started a fight 1808 01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:24.920 with me. I defended myself, then he pulled a gun 1809 01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:26.319 on me. That is crazy. 1810 01:26:26.479 --> 01:26:29.760 I feel so, I feel so funed. I feel so 1811 01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:31.479 I don't know what the word I'm looking for, but 1812 01:26:32.279 --> 01:26:35.560 just I pity them so much when when people do 1813 01:26:35.640 --> 01:26:38.159 shit like that, when I'm like, you're so afraid to 1814 01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:41.479 just get you know, getting beaten up, which really, in 1815 01:26:41.560 --> 01:26:44.159 the moment is actually kind of if you've ever really 1816 01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:46.000 been in a fight, in the moment, getting beatn ups 1817 01:26:46.039 --> 01:26:47.000 kind of not really that bad. 1818 01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:50.079 It's like you get beat really really, to me, it's more. 1819 01:26:50.159 --> 01:26:52.319 You get if you get jumped, because if you get jumped, 1820 01:26:52.319 --> 01:26:55.319 you really don't even have time. Your adrenal doesn't really 1821 01:26:55.359 --> 01:26:57.680 have time to kick in properly because you're kind of 1822 01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:01.039 just getting your ass whooped. Versus if you have one 1823 01:27:02.039 --> 01:27:06.279 that's jumping and then just start. It's a big differ 1824 01:27:06.279 --> 01:27:07.960 because you know everyone talks about fight or flight. You're 1825 01:27:07.960 --> 01:27:10.159 adrenaline is gonna make you do one of the two things. 1826 01:27:10.479 --> 01:27:12.279 You're gonna step up or you're gonna be I'm fucking 1827 01:27:12.279 --> 01:27:15.319 out of here. And if you get jumped, your brain 1828 01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:18.000 doesn't really process that like fight or flight that because 1829 01:27:18.000 --> 01:27:19.279 you're already like a fuck. 1830 01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:24.680 Like some peoplesting gun man cartwheeling away. That dude, the 1831 01:27:24.760 --> 01:27:26.600 last time I did a cartwheel. This is how fucking 1832 01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:29.199 out of shape I am. I damn, you're pulled my groin. 1833 01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:34.840 I didn't think that was possible. Near it hurts so bad, dude, 1834 01:27:35.239 --> 01:27:36.920 you had to sit down, and I didn't even think 1835 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:39.640 that was possible. I think I can just like it's 1836 01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:42.079 not like I'm doing the splits, just doing a cartwheel. 1837 01:27:42.079 --> 01:27:45.239 But I was like, oh, so yeah, well I'm fucked. Yeah, no, 1838 01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:49.239 fucking I don't. I don't have fights. You would have to, 1839 01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:52.520 you would have to do it. It's so stupid, even 1840 01:27:52.560 --> 01:27:55.079 if you're a trained fighter, even if you have like 1841 01:27:55.159 --> 01:27:57.399 your time learning how to fight, like I I know 1842 01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:01.159 how to take advice. Yeah, and ignore my advice and 1843 01:28:01.199 --> 01:28:02.359 go ahead and pick fights all you want to. 1844 01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:05.000 Fact, you should fight with guns in the street. But 1845 01:28:05.199 --> 01:28:07.239 like what I mean is like, yeah, exactly, like their 1846 01:28:07.319 --> 01:28:09.600 brass knuckles or something the floor somebody. 1847 01:28:09.520 --> 01:28:13.119 Kills like grabbing an AK forty seven, grabbing an AK 1848 01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:15.119 forty seven by the barrel and beating somebody to death 1849 01:28:15.159 --> 01:28:17.359 of it is crazy. That is that's brutal. That's like 1850 01:28:17.479 --> 01:28:19.920 fucking Punisher ship and then you shoot them after their 1851 01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:22.359 dead and then you blow the head off that it 1852 01:28:22.399 --> 01:28:25.880 is Frank Castle ship, dude, Frank Castl ship. But for 1853 01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:32.039 no reason. But yeah, I think the spot up imagine 1854 01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:33.920 the freaking the frank. 1855 01:28:34.880 --> 01:28:39.880 Yeah you think I'm with you, Yeah, but uh I 1856 01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:42.560 think ultimately like yeah, you have to be you have 1857 01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:45.800 to be like a Deagie or or like an Epstein. 1858 01:28:47.520 --> 01:28:49.720 I guess like one of the lower level things, or 1859 01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:51.800 not lower level, but like lower level of the extreme 1860 01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:54.119 level is like if you like, we're like abusive to 1861 01:28:54.239 --> 01:28:57.319 like animals, Oh, you know, I'd be like I can't 1862 01:28:57.319 --> 01:28:57.760 tolerate that. 1863 01:28:57.840 --> 01:28:59.119 Yeah, that's that's a good one. 1864 01:28:59.199 --> 01:29:01.199 Like if you like kick the dog across a room 1865 01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:05.359 and and it hit like a ceiling fan and got diced. 1866 01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:10.039 Damn. I don't know if that's that specific. You can 1867 01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:12.880 kick a dog all across your environment if it hits 1868 01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:15.319 the phantom out. If it kicks a dog in general, 1869 01:29:16.199 --> 01:29:17.880 you're a psycho and I don't want to talk well, 1870 01:29:17.880 --> 01:29:19.760 I don't know. In general, like if you're being attacked 1871 01:29:19.760 --> 01:29:21.399 by a fucking pit bull, I'll kick the ship out 1872 01:29:21.399 --> 01:29:21.520 of that. 1873 01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:24.239 Pit if defense is always different man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1874 01:29:24.239 --> 01:29:26.760 but a fucking like a chihuahua or something, or like 1875 01:29:26.840 --> 01:29:27.600 a poodle. 1876 01:29:27.479 --> 01:29:29.880 Even like a big dog. If just comes up to 1877 01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:31.520 a big dog and kicks it in the face, I'm like, 1878 01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:33.399 what the fuck are you doing well? Obviously, but I 1879 01:29:33.439 --> 01:29:36.800 mean even in even in like a defense, I wouldn't 1880 01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:38.479 got you know, you know. 1881 01:29:38.760 --> 01:29:41.279 Yeah, that's that is insane because you literally could just 1882 01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:43.079 pick it up and then move it away. 1883 01:29:45.159 --> 01:29:51.119 Yeah backboard, yeah, half court, that'd be the line. Anyway. 1884 01:29:51.159 --> 01:29:54.840 I shipped literal I shipped literal bricks. Please help me right, 1885 01:29:54.920 --> 01:29:58.159 And he says he no, He says, hey, swing dream 1886 01:29:58.279 --> 01:30:01.399 and cream. What is this straightest thing you've ever done 1887 01:30:01.479 --> 01:30:05.079 that wasn't straight sex? No personal correlation. Just want to 1888 01:30:05.079 --> 01:30:08.119 see a good question. Actually, I don't like working out 1889 01:30:08.239 --> 01:30:10.479 is the straightest gay thing ever. So the straightest straight 1890 01:30:10.479 --> 01:30:13.359 thing I ever done is like the straightest straight thing ever, 1891 01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:16.039 I think, I actually, I. 1892 01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:24.439 Really I remember I printed out, I print out a 1893 01:30:25.399 --> 01:30:28.680 photo of a model, and I hung it on my 1894 01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:32.399 wall for exactly three. 1895 01:30:32.359 --> 01:30:35.800 Minutes, and I was like, I don't know if I 1896 01:30:36.000 --> 01:30:36.159 like this. 1897 01:30:36.760 --> 01:30:38.560 I don't know if I wanted like, because I remember 1898 01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:40.399 I would see that in movies a lot, like I remember, 1899 01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:43.479 like being a kid, like, oh, like teenagers just do 1900 01:30:43.680 --> 01:30:48.039 this like they have like pin ups, I guess, but like, yeah, 1901 01:30:48.079 --> 01:30:49.399 I didn't think about it that way because that was 1902 01:30:49.479 --> 01:30:51.520 just my understanding of what being a teenage boy was 1903 01:30:51.800 --> 01:30:53.960 is that like you have you have the faara faucet poster, 1904 01:30:54.399 --> 01:30:56.920 or like you have the fucking you know, some model 1905 01:30:56.960 --> 01:30:59.680 on your wall or some like bikini fucking something. 1906 01:31:00.159 --> 01:31:01.760 And I was just like, why don't I Why don't 1907 01:31:01.760 --> 01:31:03.079 I have one of those? Why don't I care to 1908 01:31:03.159 --> 01:31:04.760 do it? I should care to do it. So I 1909 01:31:04.840 --> 01:31:07.079 did it, and then I immediately just didn't want it anymore. 1910 01:31:07.199 --> 01:31:11.159 Imagine but for those having like people didn't have the 1911 01:31:11.159 --> 01:31:15.039 ability to watch pornography, they had to they had to have. 1912 01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:16.199 Me life was simple. 1913 01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:18.920 Life was simple because all you had were magazines or 1914 01:31:18.960 --> 01:31:21.800 whatever the fuck, and then you just that that's was 1915 01:31:21.840 --> 01:31:24.399 the equivalent of the hardcore sit that people watch now. 1916 01:31:24.880 --> 01:31:26.800 So they would just they would bust and then they 1917 01:31:26.840 --> 01:31:27.479 go about their lives. 1918 01:31:27.520 --> 01:31:30.159 Imagine giving someone like from like the seventies, like here 1919 01:31:30.279 --> 01:31:34.000 watch this fucking in depth pornography and just seeing them die. 1920 01:31:34.439 --> 01:31:36.760 They would die, they know, light in their eyes go dark. 1921 01:31:36.760 --> 01:31:38.920 I would go further than the seventies and just see, 1922 01:31:38.920 --> 01:31:40.640 I want to see somebody who has no concept of 1923 01:31:40.800 --> 01:31:47.680 like even cinema and like and then they're like eighteen forties, yeah, dude, 1924 01:31:47.720 --> 01:31:49.960 and they're like, oh, like they just in their eyes 1925 01:31:49.960 --> 01:31:52.880 will start melting because it's too much. It's too that is, 1926 01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:55.520 I think their boner would pop. I think it would 1927 01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:58.000 just be too much, Like this is too good. Just 1928 01:31:58.039 --> 01:32:01.039 like he's as porn as a. 1929 01:32:01.119 --> 01:32:07.800 Kid, Jesus, hardcore craze, hardcore head time, my son stop 1930 01:32:11.319 --> 01:32:14.640 hand tie especially would be crazy. The tentacles and these 1931 01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:19.920 giant tits and milks exploding out of them. He's like you, 1932 01:32:22.000 --> 01:32:25.920 you know, Jesus, he's not evil, but he's like not 1933 01:32:26.319 --> 01:32:31.960 a good guy. But that's just strong my son that 1934 01:32:32.079 --> 01:32:34.439 I'm actually I am him too, but no. 1935 01:32:35.760 --> 01:32:37.439 That behavior is crazy though when I think about it, 1936 01:32:37.600 --> 01:32:39.600 like you would just hang up a pin up model 1937 01:32:39.640 --> 01:32:42.680 on your wall and like that was just kind of. 1938 01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:46.880 It, and that was like what you would do. But 1939 01:32:47.039 --> 01:32:48.359 think of think about this in content. 1940 01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:50.199 Imagine if you had like one of those digital picture 1941 01:32:50.239 --> 01:32:54.000 frames and it was just porn on it and it 1942 01:32:54.119 --> 01:32:55.720 was just on your wall in your room, and your 1943 01:32:55.880 --> 01:32:56.920 your parents would come in and be. 1944 01:32:57.000 --> 01:32:58.079 Like are you hungry? 1945 01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:01.359 And the porn would be like, b it's insane that 1946 01:33:01.520 --> 01:33:03.720 you would just have this thing that you understood like 1947 01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:06.439 oh that's yeah, that's that's what he's jerking off. 1948 01:33:07.960 --> 01:33:10.960 Like, oh, it's just a picture of it. It's definitely 1949 01:33:11.079 --> 01:33:13.800 they're definitely know they know what it is, but they 1950 01:33:13.800 --> 01:33:14.560 don't acknowledge it. 1951 01:33:14.640 --> 01:33:16.920 It's it's one of those things that I I to 1952 01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:19.920 this day, I'm so annoyed because this is not I 1953 01:33:20.079 --> 01:33:21.439 know what my mom thought, but this is not what 1954 01:33:21.560 --> 01:33:23.680 it was. So like I had I had this shirt 1955 01:33:24.279 --> 01:33:27.479 that I was really sick, and then I had this 1956 01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:29.319 shirt that was in the corner of my bed and 1957 01:33:29.680 --> 01:33:31.840 I didn't want to get up, and it wasn't so 1958 01:33:32.039 --> 01:33:33.640 like I just basically I didn't want to get up, 1959 01:33:33.680 --> 01:33:35.319 but like I was coughing a lot and stuff, and 1960 01:33:35.880 --> 01:33:38.680 I just like, remember I spit on the shirt because 1961 01:33:38.680 --> 01:33:39.800 I just I didn't want to go out of my bed. 1962 01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:41.560 I was it was just a lazy, gross teenager thing 1963 01:33:42.199 --> 01:33:46.119 and like there's spit, like so it looks like dry come, 1964 01:33:46.159 --> 01:33:46.520 I guess. 1965 01:33:47.079 --> 01:33:49.319 And my mom like she she did. She did one 1966 01:33:49.319 --> 01:33:51.600 of those rare like she cleaned up my room thing 1967 01:33:51.880 --> 01:33:55.279 probably oh yeah, probably looking for some ship. 1968 01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:56.800 But like I was like, bitch, I'm clean, you know, 1969 01:33:57.199 --> 01:34:00.319 Like but then she clearly saw that shirt like oh 1970 01:34:00.399 --> 01:34:02.319 my god, and I thought I was like should I 1971 01:34:02.359 --> 01:34:04.119 explain to her that that's not what you think about. 1972 01:34:04.119 --> 01:34:05.359 I was like that thing. I think that's even more 1973 01:34:05.359 --> 01:34:08.680 awkward then, you know, just across as you trying to lie. Yeah, 1974 01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:11.039 like even trying to like think just talking about come 1975 01:34:11.159 --> 01:34:13.520 to my mom at all. Like the best things about 1976 01:34:13.560 --> 01:34:16.359 being a parent is I'm gonna when having a children. 1977 01:34:16.399 --> 01:34:17.920 If I have a child, I can't wait to see 1978 01:34:17.960 --> 01:34:20.960 my children's squirm in those conversations. I had to see 1979 01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:25.600 them so fucking like, like, so you're near You're near masturbating, 1980 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:28.520 weren't you, son? I wow, I just hold it. 1981 01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:30.359 I never I just hope that I never because like 1982 01:34:30.439 --> 01:34:32.800 my mom, like we never had any conversations about that. 1983 01:34:34.000 --> 01:34:37.119 I was even at my highest, like when I was 1984 01:34:37.159 --> 01:34:40.159 like thirteen, I was it was under control, so it 1985 01:34:40.279 --> 01:34:42.079 was never like nothing never needed to be said. And 1986 01:34:42.199 --> 01:34:44.960 I hope I have a relationship with like that with 1987 01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:46.560 my kids to where I don't have to. I don't 1988 01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:48.239 want to talk about jacking off with my kids. 1989 01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:50.920 I don't prefer not to, like I would inform them 1990 01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:52.279 because I need to inform them, because if I don't 1991 01:34:52.319 --> 01:34:55.640 inform them, I don't know who's going to My responsibility. 1992 01:34:55.039 --> 01:34:57.079 Comes from I guess, but you're assuming, like just from 1993 01:34:57.119 --> 01:34:59.680 my like my perspective, I didn't have anybody guide me, 1994 01:34:59.720 --> 01:35:00.600 and I her out composing. 1995 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:03.800 Yeah, absolutely true. Right, that's but there's a lot of 1996 01:35:03.840 --> 01:35:06.640 people that are not you. We live in a world 1997 01:35:06.640 --> 01:35:08.760 where clearly a lot of people. 1998 01:35:10.720 --> 01:35:13.720 So it's like people outside of like your home might 1999 01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:15.279 show them some crazy ship. 2000 01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:17.279 It's like, look, dude, you do this, that's fine, it's 2001 01:35:17.319 --> 01:35:21.359 no big deal. Keep it confined to your room, please. 2002 01:35:22.560 --> 01:35:24.279 I would embarrass him so much. 2003 01:35:26.479 --> 01:35:28.319 Let's put a ring I put a ring camera inside 2004 01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:29.760 the house and make it. You can't, you know, inside 2005 01:35:29.760 --> 01:35:30.000 a room. 2006 01:35:37.880 --> 01:35:41.680 I love. That's like Big Brothers. You mean, I'm watching you. 2007 01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:45.079 I would make I would make church bells, tribe or 2008 01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:48.359 something like that. When you gotta go under the covers 2009 01:35:48.399 --> 01:35:51.760 to even like remotely, and you're like, you're like trying 2010 01:35:51.840 --> 01:35:53.600 to make sure there's a ring cam on your cover. 2011 01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:58.960 That is true. There's this ring cameras on everything in 2012 01:35:59.079 --> 01:36:03.760 your covers and pillowcase. You spent thousands of you are 2013 01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:06.720 not able to buy food for two months. You were 2014 01:36:06.760 --> 01:36:10.279 getting a good lab. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able 2015 01:36:10.279 --> 01:36:12.039 to pay rint, but this is worthy, Lily, I think 2016 01:36:12.079 --> 01:36:13.680 stuff like that is really like, I don't know. I 2017 01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:16.039 don't mind. It's because I think so crazy. I think 2018 01:36:16.079 --> 01:36:18.159 we need to inform people stuff because a lot of 2019 01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:20.960 a lot of dudes, man, we are we gotta be aware. 2020 01:36:20.960 --> 01:36:23.000 A lot of dudes were not taught about that shit healthily, 2021 01:36:23.359 --> 01:36:25.079 and that's why a lot of them have the behaviors 2022 01:36:25.119 --> 01:36:27.640 they do where it's just like, you need to learn 2023 01:36:27.720 --> 01:36:32.079 how to respect anything, anything at home, woman, anything that 2024 01:36:32.279 --> 01:36:35.560 walls dude's they're crazy. Yeah, that's unfortunate that I don't know. 2025 01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:37.800 I imagine because I never had a confirmation either. My 2026 01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:40.359 grandmother was too fucking even though she was a doctor, 2027 01:36:40.399 --> 01:36:41.840 she was like, hey, make sure you get tested before 2028 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:43.079 you have a new partner. That's about it. I think 2029 01:36:43.119 --> 01:36:46.880 my parents just like relied on the school, health care 2030 01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:50.039 or not health care, the health sex head yes, sex 2031 01:36:50.800 --> 01:36:52.920 because well yeah, but we did live in a place 2032 01:36:52.960 --> 01:36:55.159 that it was better. It was better than like fucking 2033 01:36:55.239 --> 01:36:58.720 Kentucky where they're like, I've gotta cut your fucking nuts out. 2034 01:37:00.239 --> 01:37:04.399 Don't be fucking don't be I know it, fucking it 2035 01:37:04.479 --> 01:37:07.800 feels amazing, but you gotta not do it. 2036 01:37:07.920 --> 01:37:11.359 And I don't be fucking especially homo sex. Don't be 2037 01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:16.000 fucking each other if you're the same. If you fuck 2038 01:37:16.079 --> 01:37:18.960 each other and you're the shame, it's hard to stop. 2039 01:37:18.760 --> 01:37:23.520 And it's evil. It's hard to stop bad. Trust me aware, 2040 01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:26.680 Trust me, I don't know anything about it. Trust me, 2041 01:37:27.800 --> 01:37:30.479 I'm aware. I like man way too much and it 2042 01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:33.239 hurts me not liking to be fair like I thought 2043 01:37:33.680 --> 01:37:36.039 our sex head was pretty solid, Like it's like I 2044 01:37:36.439 --> 01:37:38.680 pretty I understand. Okay, yeah, okay, so this is what's 2045 01:37:38.720 --> 01:37:40.279 going was asked, but it was like whatever you want 2046 01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:44.279 to I was what you went to a fucking to 2047 01:37:44.399 --> 01:37:45.640 That question was like thirteen or what I went to 2048 01:37:45.680 --> 01:37:47.439 the school in the slums. Yeah, you went to fucking 2049 01:37:47.479 --> 01:37:56.600 askaman basically just screaming. Yeah, it's. 2050 01:37:58.000 --> 01:38:00.640 Magically captured that and put that on a paper like 2051 01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:03.640 series Black screaming, gnarling at it. 2052 01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:08.680 Serious. Black is so not evil like they they made 2053 01:38:08.760 --> 01:38:11.039 him seems like such a bad guy. He was not 2054 01:38:11.359 --> 01:38:16.199 bad at all. But his last name was black, serious, negroid, serious, 2055 01:38:16.439 --> 01:38:23.840 black nigga. It's like freaking negrezoid. I don't know how 2056 01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:27.239 I felt about that show, Freakzoid. It felt I didn't 2057 01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:30.199 I watched it when it came on but I don't. 2058 01:38:30.359 --> 01:38:32.000 I don't. It was weird. 2059 01:38:32.000 --> 01:38:33.359 It's one of those things where I would watch it 2060 01:38:33.520 --> 01:38:37.039 was like a home improvement to me, where I watched 2061 01:38:37.039 --> 01:38:38.079 it when it came on, but I was like, I 2062 01:38:38.079 --> 01:38:38.399 don't know. 2063 01:38:38.399 --> 01:38:39.800 If I actually liked it. I didn't like it as 2064 01:38:39.840 --> 01:38:43.279 much as tiny tunes or uh, what the fuck? Animaniacs 2065 01:38:44.680 --> 01:38:47.880 hilarious good idea, bad idea still holds up. 2066 01:38:48.119 --> 01:38:50.239 Yeah, a lot of that stuff still holds up, honestly, 2067 01:38:50.279 --> 01:38:53.760 Like it's like original ani good. A lot of the 2068 01:38:53.800 --> 01:38:57.119 references are obviously dated because there's like celebrities there that like, right, 2069 01:38:57.439 --> 01:38:59.960 only animators who were like twenty nine at the time. 2070 01:39:00.039 --> 01:39:01.600 I knew about that. 2071 01:39:02.279 --> 01:39:04.600 It was just like it was just like, you know, 2072 01:39:04.680 --> 01:39:08.119 all these fucking people from like the forties, whatever the fuck, 2073 01:39:08.720 --> 01:39:11.520 but Ralph cram It's. 2074 01:39:11.439 --> 01:39:14.800 Me Ralph crammed In and it's like, fu is that? 2075 01:39:15.479 --> 01:39:18.880 But a lot of those yeah, it was the old 2076 01:39:19.079 --> 01:39:22.239 the therapist, uh, the bald therapist of the glasses. 2077 01:39:22.279 --> 01:39:26.079 He was like, now, yack, what what do you all? 2078 01:39:26.520 --> 01:39:28.760 I forgot his fucking name? Not a wonder bo references 2079 01:39:28.800 --> 01:39:33.239 because you know, obviously doctor was it lipshits? No, that 2080 01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:37.800 was the from Rugrats yeah, what the fuck was it? 2081 01:39:37.920 --> 01:39:40.720 I was like, you need to cut off his peepy. 2082 01:39:41.039 --> 01:39:44.680 Oh that's bothering me? Are you sure? Doctor? Yeah? Still 2083 01:39:44.680 --> 01:39:47.680 feel much better. And then we'll suck it. I'll suck 2084 01:39:47.760 --> 01:39:49.960 it off like and then we'll have the herpes breakout 2085 01:39:50.000 --> 01:39:52.039 there and then the things. Then the baby will have it, 2086 01:39:52.119 --> 01:39:54.319 not the baby have it? And then I swear another 2087 01:39:54.359 --> 01:39:58.520 petal is there's doctor scratch and sniff, doctor scratching sniff 2088 01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:01.520 because his nose was fucking you. That's oh man, what 2089 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:05.359 do you look like? He looks? Uh? I mean that's 2090 01:40:05.359 --> 01:40:07.359 a really bad illustration of him. That's not even that's 2091 01:40:07.439 --> 01:40:10.479 never how he looked over. What the fuck? Where is he? 2092 01:40:10.760 --> 01:40:12.960 Why is he so difficult? To find? This guy dead? 2093 01:40:13.560 --> 01:40:21.479 This fella? Oh right, yeah yeah now yeahko right, what 2094 01:40:21.680 --> 01:40:27.079 do you want to do doctor Boskonovi? Anyway? What what 2095 01:40:27.159 --> 01:40:29.199 the fuck were we doing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, this straight 2096 01:40:29.199 --> 01:40:29.640 so okay? 2097 01:40:29.720 --> 01:40:29.880 Yeah. 2098 01:40:30.159 --> 01:40:34.920 Phantom Rosewood two Divine Swindle of Chaos wrote in it's 2099 01:40:34.920 --> 01:40:37.079 a dumb fucking fake video game I made for an 2100 01:40:37.079 --> 01:40:42.359 AD once. That's a meme, Phantom Rosewood two, I forgot 2101 01:40:42.399 --> 01:40:46.079 about that. Uh hello, my favorite near sighted Hispanic wizard 2102 01:40:46.159 --> 01:40:51.159 Derreck Whiteman and Thomas King Jamison Sweenar the third What 2103 01:40:51.359 --> 01:40:54.000 is your favorite fruit? And if you say banana, you're 2104 01:40:54.079 --> 01:40:58.760 gay or a minion gay? Yeah, you can only you know, 2105 01:40:58.880 --> 01:41:02.159 if you eat a banana to its completion. Yeah, you 2106 01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:04.840 always have to throw out half of it. Really, Yeah, 2107 01:41:04.840 --> 01:41:05.600 otherwise you're gay. 2108 01:41:05.720 --> 01:41:09.199 What are you talking about? This problem? Right at the 2109 01:41:09.279 --> 01:41:12.199 end of my pops and then I'm like, okay, yeah, 2110 01:41:12.479 --> 01:41:18.840 I posicles. I eat my popsticles with a forking like go, 2111 01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:21.000 I break the top of it off and I look 2112 01:41:21.039 --> 01:41:22.680 it out of my hand like a fucking dog. 2113 01:41:23.359 --> 01:41:26.159 I always appoint and laugh at men when I see 2114 01:41:26.199 --> 01:41:28.359 them licking ice cream cones, like for McDonald's. You see 2115 01:41:28.399 --> 01:41:33.520 them they grab the cone and dude, I am not uncomfortable. 2116 01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:34.800 I'm not even joking. I've been. 2117 01:41:35.279 --> 01:41:38.880 I've been really craving like a soft like a like 2118 01:41:38.960 --> 01:41:40.960 I feel like ice cream. Most of the ice cream 2119 01:41:41.000 --> 01:41:42.760 that I've had in my adult life has been just like, 2120 01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:44.960 you know, out of a fucking bucket or like in 2121 01:41:45.079 --> 01:41:50.359 like a or something, yeah, like a pail basically a gender's. 2122 01:41:49.880 --> 01:41:53.479 Bugget pail or powder or pail or pan. Yeah, I've 2123 01:41:53.479 --> 01:41:56.960 always eaten it out of a fucking basically just a 2124 01:41:57.039 --> 01:42:01.399 fucking receptacle, you know, ice that's melted and out of 2125 01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:08.239 my palm. That's insane. But I've been like really wanting. 2126 01:42:08.359 --> 01:42:09.600 I've been really like wanting like. 2127 01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:12.279 A soft like it was like an old school like 2128 01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:14.239 fucking carvel, fucking soft serve. 2129 01:42:14.359 --> 01:42:15.840 I just I don't even know where that's the best 2130 01:42:15.840 --> 01:42:18.960 thing about McDonald's. They do that though. If it works, 2131 01:42:19.439 --> 01:42:20.199 well see it. 2132 01:42:20.479 --> 01:42:23.479 So they got sued into oblivion because they were it 2133 01:42:23.640 --> 01:42:25.840 was there was a whole it was a real conspiracy. 2134 01:42:26.439 --> 01:42:29.720 So they had this one company. It wasn't McDonald's fault. 2135 01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:33.119 McDonald's fucked with the company because this company that made 2136 01:42:33.119 --> 01:42:35.920 the ice cream machines had the monopoly on fixing the machines, 2137 01:42:36.680 --> 01:42:38.479 and so they made them fuck up all the time. 2138 01:42:38.560 --> 01:42:41.000 So then they have to keep fixing making money. So 2139 01:42:41.359 --> 01:42:43.399 they corrected that. So now because there's to be an 2140 01:42:43.399 --> 01:42:46.319 app that would track that ship, the app's no longer 2141 01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:51.640 serviceable really because the machines mostly work now. The myth 2142 01:42:51.720 --> 01:42:53.520 of them not working that much anymore is just kind 2143 01:42:53.560 --> 01:42:55.159 of like in our it's almost like a mendela, like 2144 01:42:55.479 --> 01:42:57.880 it's like a holdover, like yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's 2145 01:42:57.920 --> 01:43:00.920 actually I've texted that theory because I was getting a 2146 01:43:00.960 --> 01:43:02.720 lot of like when Jojo first came down, we got 2147 01:43:02.760 --> 01:43:05.359 a shipload of ice cream, gained a bunch of weight. 2148 01:43:05.439 --> 01:43:06.359 It was like it was great. 2149 01:43:06.560 --> 01:43:09.960 But uh yeah, the machines almost always worked in multiple 2150 01:43:10.039 --> 01:43:12.439 things going in and Cali haven't had any problems. 2151 01:43:12.199 --> 01:43:15.520 Except for at McDonald's. Yeah. So the cones that they 2152 01:43:15.600 --> 01:43:16.960 used to be a dollar, they're like two bucksn now 2153 01:43:17.039 --> 01:43:19.039 or something. Used to be chocolate dipped too. 2154 01:43:19.119 --> 01:43:20.640 They used to have a day, used to have fudge ones, 2155 01:43:22.720 --> 01:43:24.720 and some of them have large ones, so they'll be 2156 01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:28.439 like large, like some restaurants have a large towards like 2157 01:43:28.640 --> 01:43:31.920 comically big. Yeah, but I would I would suggest I 2158 01:43:31.920 --> 01:43:34.159 think there's a Darek Queen right or somewhere right maybe, 2159 01:43:35.479 --> 01:43:37.319 so dairy Queen has a day queen in the mall. 2160 01:43:37.520 --> 01:43:38.680 Dery Queen has a good soft shirt. 2161 01:43:38.720 --> 01:43:39.479 It's just expensive. 2162 01:43:41.039 --> 01:43:44.640 It's it's getting to that I I like, I actually 2163 01:43:44.720 --> 01:43:47.119 like ice cream in like vaguely like not cold weather, 2164 01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:50.279 but like I actually I'm we're getting here where that guy? Yeah, 2165 01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:52.039 so you could you can eat it outside and it's 2166 01:43:52.039 --> 01:43:54.520 not gonna melt immediately. It was always the frustration in 2167 01:43:54.520 --> 01:43:56.199 the summer. It's like it is refreshing. I get it, 2168 01:43:56.279 --> 01:43:58.920 but like it just it fucking fell apart so quickly. 2169 01:43:59.840 --> 01:44:02.920 Now I was like ideal, mean anything like that in 2170 01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:05.079 a while, like I having that ice cream and in 2171 01:44:05.199 --> 01:44:07.640 a week I can finally have oranges again, And I'm 2172 01:44:07.680 --> 01:44:10.159 so that's so funny that I'm so excited. 2173 01:44:11.800 --> 01:44:13.960 It's like a kid being excited for Apple juice, you know, 2174 01:44:14.119 --> 01:44:16.600 like they're like, yeah, it's like to me, I'm like, kid, 2175 01:44:16.640 --> 01:44:18.399 that's all, that's all you get, you know, like the. 2176 01:44:18.600 --> 01:44:21.119 Kids working hardest album before. So I feel like kind 2177 01:44:21.119 --> 01:44:23.680 of gross about it, but I actually can like I'm gonna, 2178 01:44:24.000 --> 01:44:24.600 I got sick. 2179 01:44:24.920 --> 01:44:27.399 I'm pissed off that, like I was seeing like the progress, 2180 01:44:27.600 --> 01:44:31.239 especially in the mid section, like shrink and then you stagnate. 2181 01:44:31.479 --> 01:44:33.720 And then I fucking bought. 2182 01:44:33.840 --> 01:44:34.079 I had. 2183 01:44:34.119 --> 01:44:36.760 I had a slice of pizza and some pasta last night, 2184 01:44:36.760 --> 01:44:38.880 and I'm like, no, what am I doing go to 2185 01:44:38.920 --> 01:44:42.239 that place? I didn't go, dude, I don't know what 2186 01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:44.279 it might be that it might be the pepperoni. Something 2187 01:44:44.880 --> 01:44:47.279 does not agree with me acid wise. So I just 2188 01:44:47.319 --> 01:44:49.279 got I just got two pepperonis. Same I had pepperoni 2189 01:44:49.279 --> 01:44:51.279 slice from there too. It was cold and that I 2190 01:44:51.319 --> 01:44:53.199 might have been probably cold, but it did not. It 2191 01:44:53.239 --> 01:44:54.960 did not make me feel good, dude, a. 2192 01:44:55.000 --> 01:45:00.600 Cold slice because I got mad up, like see that 2193 01:45:01.159 --> 01:45:04.079 freeze it? Yeah, the freezer. It was good though. 2194 01:45:04.119 --> 01:45:06.720 I liked it, big ass slice, the little got, the 2195 01:45:06.760 --> 01:45:09.279 little cup, the pepperoni's. Yeah, those things are cute. 2196 01:45:09.279 --> 01:45:09.680 I like them. 2197 01:45:10.000 --> 01:45:12.840 But uh man, I had a because I got two 2198 01:45:12.880 --> 01:45:14.720 slices and ate them over two days and I had 2199 01:45:14.760 --> 01:45:15.560 a horrible two days. 2200 01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:18.119 Or I'm like, damn, I don't feel good. Weird. Yeah 2201 01:45:18.600 --> 01:45:20.960 you said you had like what what's from there? The slice? 2202 01:45:21.319 --> 01:45:23.600 Beat balls and balls of fire? Got to try that. 2203 01:45:24.439 --> 01:45:25.800 I didn't end up going because I like, I was 2204 01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:28.000 walking and I went back inside to take a shower, 2205 01:45:28.039 --> 01:45:30.159 and I was just like, I don't feel like walking 2206 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:33.560 on you could find I mean, you could like whatever. 2207 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:35.439 I don't know, I forget. I just I want I 2208 01:45:35.560 --> 01:45:37.920 really needed to shower. The thing like I felt like gross, 2209 01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:39.239 And I was just like, I can't. 2210 01:45:39.119 --> 01:45:41.319 Leave my store showering. It's really bad. I can't leave that. 2211 01:45:41.479 --> 01:45:42.640 That's not a bad thing at all. It's like a 2212 01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:47.640 really he was a fire like, well that's what you'd 2213 01:45:47.680 --> 01:45:51.159 be safe everything's burning. I'm like, you would be I 2214 01:45:51.279 --> 01:45:54.920 love I love that idea. Protect you would be safe. 2215 01:45:55.000 --> 01:45:56.880 You know, you would be wet, you would be in water. 2216 01:45:57.039 --> 01:45:59.720 You don't have to worry about a fire in the shower. Yeah, 2217 01:46:00.039 --> 01:46:02.640 people you think actually tried that, Like the front door, 2218 01:46:03.319 --> 01:46:06.960 quickly in the shadow, there's a fire, quickly fill the tub, 2219 01:46:07.439 --> 01:46:19.479 you're boiling off, you're not, and the fires then they 2220 01:46:19.520 --> 01:46:21.319 go to like move everything off the area. And then 2221 01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:24.000 you're just in a fucking warm hot tub bat and 2222 01:46:24.039 --> 01:46:26.600 you're fucking like that. You're in a you're in another state, 2223 01:46:26.800 --> 01:46:30.800 like you just They're like, Wow, this guy's this guy's 2224 01:46:30.880 --> 01:46:34.640 the real deal. This guy's a is a I did 2225 01:46:34.680 --> 01:46:37.239 never see this stupid movie called I think it's called 2226 01:46:37.479 --> 01:46:40.479 uh Sunshine. It's actually a good movie. It's a sci 2227 01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:42.680 fi movie. Where is it called Sunshine? 2228 01:46:42.920 --> 01:46:46.319 It's where the sun has been fucked right in the 2229 01:46:46.359 --> 01:46:50.439 future and they need to go essentially reignited because the 2230 01:46:50.640 --> 01:46:54.319 world's dying. Essentially some guy went up there a long 2231 01:46:54.399 --> 01:46:54.760 time ago. 2232 01:46:54.800 --> 01:46:57.119 It's not almost like a sci fi horror thing. That's cool. 2233 01:46:57.279 --> 01:47:00.199 It's a really cool it's a really cool movie. It's 2234 01:47:00.199 --> 01:47:02.439 actually it's actually a really fun movie. But this guy 2235 01:47:02.560 --> 01:47:05.720 becomes like a maniac because he became obsessed with the 2236 01:47:05.800 --> 01:47:07.520 sun and became like a maniac, and I was all 2237 01:47:07.640 --> 01:47:10.520 fucking burning cross. It's it's actually a really good movie. 2238 01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:11.680 You should watch it. You should watch it. I have 2239 01:47:11.680 --> 01:47:14.439 never heard about that movie Roar. I don't think so. 2240 01:47:14.640 --> 01:47:16.720 So it's called Roar, and like I think it was 2241 01:47:16.800 --> 01:47:18.720 like about I don't even know. 2242 01:47:18.840 --> 01:47:20.119 I don't know what the premise of the movie is, 2243 01:47:20.159 --> 01:47:24.560 but the conceit of it is that it's about people 2244 01:47:24.640 --> 01:47:31.039 trying to escape lions, but they used real lions. Oh, 2245 01:47:31.079 --> 01:47:33.960 people were getting fucking mauled all the time, and so 2246 01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:36.279 the whole movie is just people authentically running away from 2247 01:47:36.319 --> 01:47:41.359 like real lines. I saw Mark Maren post about it, 2248 01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:43.600 of all people, like for some reason, like I saw 2249 01:47:44.079 --> 01:47:46.479 like a real or like a TikTok from Mark Maren. 2250 01:47:46.520 --> 01:47:47.680 He was just talking about this movie. I was like, 2251 01:47:47.680 --> 01:47:51.439 what the fuck on TikTok? I guess, yeah, it doesn't. 2252 01:47:51.640 --> 01:47:54.640 I ran, dude, I ran into him walking out of 2253 01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:57.840 Jalen's building. Well really yeah, Like so I guess, like 2254 01:47:58.079 --> 01:48:00.199 I don't know if Mark Maren it is a nice link, 2255 01:48:00.199 --> 01:48:01.680 to be fair, I could see that, but like it 2256 01:48:01.800 --> 01:48:03.359 is like one of those things, like what the fuck? 2257 01:48:03.960 --> 01:48:05.399 I opened the door and it was his Mark Marion 2258 01:48:05.399 --> 01:48:07.680 and I looked at him like I was just like 2259 01:48:08.600 --> 01:48:10.319 I think he understood that I recognized him, but like 2260 01:48:10.359 --> 01:48:11.640 I didn't say anything because I was like, am I 2261 01:48:11.720 --> 01:48:14.560 fucking crazy? Like why the funk would I run into 2262 01:48:14.600 --> 01:48:15.279 Mark Maroon right now? 2263 01:48:15.760 --> 01:48:19.079 But yeah, that movie is insane, But uh so fruit 2264 01:48:19.640 --> 01:48:24.000 no bananas otherwise, Yeah, yeah, no game. Mangos are pretty favorite, 2265 01:48:24.039 --> 01:48:26.800 pretty good a mango with Like I've said this before 2266 01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:28.560 on the show, but like I'm like, you slice up 2267 01:48:28.560 --> 01:48:30.439 with a mango and you like squeeze a lime on 2268 01:48:30.520 --> 01:48:34.479 it and it is like fucking candy kind of like 2269 01:48:35.199 --> 01:48:37.279 hole in it, you know, and fuck it and like. 2270 01:48:37.399 --> 01:48:39.760 You know, come in and then eat it. I saw 2271 01:48:39.840 --> 01:48:42.840 that one time and I was like, motherfucker was fucking 2272 01:48:43.279 --> 01:48:45.279 was it a papaya? Was that? Was that? What that was? 2273 01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:48.119 I just remember mother fucking fucking a melon or something, 2274 01:48:48.399 --> 01:48:51.560 And I'm like about coming in up, give this. 2275 01:48:53.319 --> 01:48:55.640 Dash, you fucking you put the you put the part 2276 01:48:55.720 --> 01:48:59.199 back in and then you put like you like somehow 2277 01:48:59.680 --> 01:49:04.840 somehow seal it. Mangos. Mangos are top tier. The idea. 2278 01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:08.560 I can't. I can't. I I thought it was great 2279 01:49:08.600 --> 01:49:09.079 for the people. 2280 01:49:09.800 --> 01:49:14.119 Oranges, sir, oranges are pretty Valencia oranges, and they're barely 2281 01:49:14.159 --> 01:49:18.920 available because big Orange juice steals them all Big Orange, 2282 01:49:18.960 --> 01:49:21.760 which is real actually, because yeah, they used to be 2283 01:49:21.920 --> 01:49:25.520 available and then they're not. You can't buy Valencia oranges 2284 01:49:25.520 --> 01:49:26.239 almost nowhere. 2285 01:49:27.000 --> 01:49:28.039 That's sad. It's really sad. 2286 01:49:28.119 --> 01:49:31.079 Yeah, they're like, oh, usable for fucking I guess what. 2287 01:49:31.199 --> 01:49:34.520 People's water supplies are disappearing because of almond milk, and 2288 01:49:34.600 --> 01:49:37.680 I was like, that sucks because I love ulved milk. Sorry, guys, yeah, 2289 01:49:37.800 --> 01:49:40.920 I'm actually sorry, you're gonna have to drink Just how 2290 01:49:40.920 --> 01:49:41.319 do you say? 2291 01:49:41.359 --> 01:49:46.239 How do you say orange is finished? Oh? My god, no, right, 2292 01:49:47.279 --> 01:49:48.840 that's how you say it. But I do use their 2293 01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:53.239 family saying how they say Chinas. I don't know if 2294 01:49:53.359 --> 01:49:56.520 I've ever really heard them, Honestly, a lot of the 2295 01:49:56.560 --> 01:49:59.000 Spanish like stopped being spoken around the time that my 2296 01:49:59.039 --> 01:50:02.359 grandma passed, so like, I don't really remember. In my 2297 01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:05.079 family's chat they say China, who go to China's? And 2298 01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:07.680 I'm like, what the China? I remember? Yeah, they say that, 2299 01:50:07.760 --> 01:50:09.920 and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about? 2300 01:50:10.000 --> 01:50:13.199 But I remember I remember both. It would not it's 2301 01:50:13.239 --> 01:50:16.600 how you say, well because a mandarin oranges. 2302 01:50:18.119 --> 01:50:22.319 But it's like it makes sense, it's very specific. I 2303 01:50:22.399 --> 01:50:25.319 don't remember. I don't remember. I remember who got the china, 2304 01:50:25.439 --> 01:50:30.039 but I don't remember. But at the same time, we 2305 01:50:30.119 --> 01:50:33.520 would just say orange juice. Like most of the time, 2306 01:50:35.079 --> 01:50:36.720 Archers was like a staple to the point where like 2307 01:50:36.800 --> 01:50:41.359 we weren't like coating it. Yeah, you know, Oh my god, dude, 2308 01:50:41.439 --> 01:50:43.359 I like, it's just it's very acidic to me. 2309 01:50:43.399 --> 01:50:46.720 Now, wait, just have gotten older. I can't. But also 2310 01:50:46.840 --> 01:50:48.359 he knows I would eat, don't drink. Wait too much 2311 01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:52.279 of it? You drink, you drink. I'm astounded that you 2312 01:50:52.359 --> 01:50:57.760 didn't have just holes in your but that you that 2313 01:50:57.880 --> 01:50:59.399 you don't have ulcers is crazy. 2314 01:51:00.319 --> 01:51:02.079 My blood is maybe that he doesn't know if he's 2315 01:51:02.119 --> 01:51:04.640 probably always constantly in pain and it's just always so. 2316 01:51:05.159 --> 01:51:09.319 But I'm so fine. You've just don't you've ascended. Yeah, 2317 01:51:09.399 --> 01:51:12.600 I've heard it's hurting ie. Every once in a while. 2318 01:51:12.600 --> 01:51:14.960 It's pretty good though. It's like a treat for me 2319 01:51:15.039 --> 01:51:16.479 where it's just like, oh it's been a while, I'll 2320 01:51:16.520 --> 01:51:19.279 have this or like it's something like chocolate milk or 2321 01:51:19.319 --> 01:51:20.800 something where it's like I haven't had chocolate, I haven't 2322 01:51:20.800 --> 01:51:22.640 had chocolate milk, and yet I've had forever. I just 2323 01:51:22.760 --> 01:51:25.640 could I want liked chocolate. I don't funk with milk anymore. Man, 2324 01:51:25.800 --> 01:51:26.279 that's the thing. 2325 01:51:26.560 --> 01:51:29.439 Yeah, I fuck with like almond milk, and sometimes oat's 2326 01:51:29.439 --> 01:51:32.000 a little bit too creamy, but almond milks and me like, 2327 01:51:32.039 --> 01:51:33.479 you can get a vanilla almond milk. 2328 01:51:33.479 --> 01:51:35.920 It's fun, fun. It just tastes good. 2329 01:51:36.079 --> 01:51:38.560 Fuck cow milk compared to vanilla almond milk, It's amazing. 2330 01:51:38.680 --> 01:51:42.760 And get like cinnamon toast crunch. Get holy shit, you 2331 01:51:42.800 --> 01:51:45.199 g have vanilla vanilla almond milk and cinnamon toadst Crink. 2332 01:51:46.199 --> 01:51:48.960 Would make would make pancakes and almond milk. She'd make 2333 01:51:49.000 --> 01:51:53.319 pancakes with. It'd be fucking fire, oh man. Because my 2334 01:51:53.359 --> 01:51:55.840 grandma's lack those in tolerance. So she started drinking arwooke 2335 01:51:55.920 --> 01:51:58.520 before everybody else started doing everybody. When you make pancakes, 2336 01:51:58.560 --> 01:52:01.159 you think that was do they come out like at 2337 01:52:01.279 --> 01:52:03.840 like a diner. I'm terrible at making pancakes. You know this, 2338 01:52:03.920 --> 01:52:06.520 You've seen. I don't think I don't remember that. I 2339 01:52:06.640 --> 01:52:08.279 kind of have a kryptonite with making the batter. 2340 01:52:10.760 --> 01:52:12.720 For some reason, I've done it so many I fucked 2341 01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:16.159 the batter up all that I'm I'm talking about a 2342 01:52:16.239 --> 01:52:18.439 week or two ago. So I bought a new waffle iron. 2343 01:52:18.479 --> 01:52:19.800 I was like, fucky, I'm gonna test this thing out. 2344 01:52:20.199 --> 01:52:22.079 I can pour the shit on the skillet and cook them. 2345 01:52:22.119 --> 01:52:24.199 You know, you just need butter, you criss the sides, 2346 01:52:24.239 --> 01:52:26.039 you know, like whatever for a pancake. So I'm like, 2347 01:52:26.079 --> 01:52:28.640 I'm gonna use this fucking thing and then I follow 2348 01:52:28.680 --> 01:52:34.600 the instructions. They were fucking so I would water, I 2349 01:52:34.720 --> 01:52:37.079 criss the fuck out of the outsides, and then you 2350 01:52:37.359 --> 01:52:39.479 pick it up it's gooey on the inside. And I'm like, 2351 01:52:39.720 --> 01:52:43.279 I followed the recipe. Isn't that what baking's supposed to be? 2352 01:52:45.680 --> 01:52:47.960 Things like I make my fried chicken, right, I don't 2353 01:52:48.000 --> 01:52:50.720 follow a recipe. I just get my flowers. Kind of 2354 01:52:50.760 --> 01:52:52.520 I know what I need, you know, But like baking, 2355 01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:54.159 I'm like, I have to follow the recipe. I'm not 2356 01:52:54.239 --> 01:52:56.960 a good baker. Doesn't work even when I follow the instruction. 2357 01:52:57.079 --> 01:52:59.399 So Jojo will make the ratio and then I can 2358 01:52:59.439 --> 01:53:01.159 pour it after to make the waffle what's fuck? 2359 01:53:01.560 --> 01:53:02.800 You don't know. I don't know what it is. It's 2360 01:53:02.880 --> 01:53:04.920 a weird thing that I never conquered. I don't know. 2361 01:53:05.000 --> 01:53:07.560 I'm either it's insane. I'm not good at making I 2362 01:53:07.600 --> 01:53:09.880 am unreasonably good at making bad you are. I don't know. 2363 01:53:10.119 --> 01:53:15.039 I don't know why I'm a good French sast? French shast? 2364 01:53:15.079 --> 01:53:17.720 What is it? What is your recipe? It's really simple. 2365 01:53:17.760 --> 01:53:20.479 Is it's cinnamon, some brown sugar, eggs and then a 2366 01:53:20.479 --> 01:53:23.840 little bit of milk and a couple of eyelashes and 2367 01:53:23.920 --> 01:53:28.039 a couple of a couple of bustle coump. That's to me, 2368 01:53:28.680 --> 01:53:32.000 I'm actually looking man, is a difference. No, it's actually 2369 01:53:32.479 --> 01:53:35.479 very similar. It's actually very similar. Sometimes I just add 2370 01:53:35.520 --> 01:53:37.279 a little bit of add a little bit of salt 2371 01:53:37.720 --> 01:53:40.960 into mine. So but like sometimes a little bit it 2372 01:53:41.079 --> 01:53:43.800 might be it depends because some people don't like it, 2373 01:53:43.840 --> 01:53:45.520 but like I like a little bit of seasoned salt 2374 01:53:45.640 --> 01:53:47.800 in it. It actually kind of enthans to the flavor 2375 01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:49.840 for me. But it's relatively the same. And what you 2376 01:53:49.920 --> 01:53:52.439 just said, I want to make French toast probably tomorrow. 2377 01:53:52.560 --> 01:53:55.399 I can't. I can't eat eggs anymore, so I oh, no, 2378 01:53:57.039 --> 01:54:02.199 my favorite breakfast item. I can't have anymore. That's French toes. Yeah, 2379 01:54:02.239 --> 01:54:03.800 and and then and then you know what's annoying, Like 2380 01:54:04.159 --> 01:54:07.600 is it like French toes? Who doesn't like French totals? 2381 01:54:07.720 --> 01:54:10.520 You know, like eggs you don't prefer you don't prefer 2382 01:54:10.640 --> 01:54:14.239 like pancakes or French shoes. I mean they're different flavor profile. 2383 01:54:14.399 --> 01:54:14.560 Like I. 2384 01:54:14.800 --> 01:54:16.520 Well, the way that I make pancakes specifically too is 2385 01:54:16.600 --> 01:54:18.600 like I have the crisped edges all the time, like 2386 01:54:18.720 --> 01:54:19.039 I like I. 2387 01:54:19.239 --> 01:54:22.359 If it doesn't have the crispage, it's a failure. That's 2388 01:54:22.359 --> 01:54:24.880 why there's those there's there are some restaurants that just 2389 01:54:25.119 --> 01:54:27.039 could they just click on that, like what do you 2390 01:54:27.079 --> 01:54:30.319 call it? The the stainless steel loam thing, and they 2391 01:54:30.359 --> 01:54:33.800 don't get the edges because they're not they're not like say. 2392 01:54:33.720 --> 01:54:35.680 It's crazy to me. It's that's it's it is the 2393 01:54:35.880 --> 01:54:36.079 it is. 2394 01:54:36.239 --> 01:54:39.319 It makes a pancake so much like a diner pancake. Look, 2395 01:54:39.479 --> 01:54:42.000 I don't I don't disrespect the dining pancake. It's it's solid, right, 2396 01:54:42.079 --> 01:54:44.680 but like that edge man transforms the entire thing. If 2397 01:54:44.680 --> 01:54:46.560 you don't have that, it enhances it to the point 2398 01:54:46.560 --> 01:54:48.199 where it's like, I remember thinking I didn't like pancakes 2399 01:54:48.199 --> 01:54:49.479 because I would have them at diners, and then my 2400 01:54:49.520 --> 01:54:50.840 grandmother made that specific thing. 2401 01:54:50.840 --> 01:54:52.279 It's like, oh they had a ring around. I was like, 2402 01:54:52.359 --> 01:54:58.359 this is to tearsh butter is butter is my favorite ingredient? Actually, yeah, 2403 01:54:58.399 --> 01:55:02.720 God bless it, God bless butter. Rice. Rice? Rice is 2404 01:55:02.720 --> 01:55:06.399 your favorite fruit ingredient? It actually is. It's your favorite 2405 01:55:06.399 --> 01:55:10.880 fruit probably, yeah, yeah, I like so. I like rice 2406 01:55:10.960 --> 01:55:12.720 so much more than I like I like rice more 2407 01:55:12.760 --> 01:55:15.640 than pussy. I like rice more than sort of beverage. 2408 01:55:16.199 --> 01:55:19.560 I'm not kidding. I like I like French fries more 2409 01:55:19.600 --> 01:55:21.760 than pussy. But that's about it. What type of French 2410 01:55:21.800 --> 01:55:27.439 fries terrible? It doesn't necessarily, dude, I gotta say, good 2411 01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:31.960 McDonald's frieses to me, good donald fries with the perfect 2412 01:55:31.960 --> 01:55:32.560 amount of salt. 2413 01:55:32.760 --> 01:55:36.000 Because here's the thing with these human workers. They either 2414 01:55:36.640 --> 01:55:38.359 undersault them or over assault them. 2415 01:55:38.399 --> 01:55:40.520 And I'm like, and over salting. 2416 01:55:40.800 --> 01:55:43.640 Ruins them because you know what you have to do well, 2417 01:55:43.640 --> 01:55:45.439 at least hopefully if you don't have a fucking stroke. 2418 01:55:46.479 --> 01:55:55.640 The way I was with my nephew and I saw 2419 01:55:55.760 --> 01:55:59.039 him eating ranch because it's everyone all the herrarest love ranch. 2420 01:55:59.600 --> 01:56:01.439 Hold up, what was that? What do you mean do 2421 01:56:01.479 --> 01:56:02.439 you mean no? 2422 01:56:02.479 --> 01:56:02.640 No, no? 2423 01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:04.239 You said he was eating ranch? What do you mean 2424 01:56:04.359 --> 01:56:06.800 like eating ranch? He was eating ranch alongside using this, 2425 01:56:07.079 --> 01:56:09.279 He was using ranch. Yeah, but still even though he 2426 01:56:09.359 --> 01:56:13.079 did it, he put his whole hand pretty much in 2427 01:56:13.159 --> 01:56:17.840 the ranch, like the nugget was all white. I am 2428 01:56:17.880 --> 01:56:19.960 a little suspicions of people who like sauce that much. 2429 01:56:20.359 --> 01:56:22.600 He's a he's a child, he's a he's gen like four, 2430 01:56:23.119 --> 01:56:25.119 and it's because of the fact his mother, all of 2431 01:56:25.239 --> 01:56:27.920 Lily's family loves ranch, except for her dad or da. 2432 01:56:28.079 --> 01:56:28.640 It's disgusting. 2433 01:56:28.720 --> 01:56:31.720 I just know there's some there's certain ranches I've liked. 2434 01:56:32.119 --> 01:56:36.479 There's some ranches I am a. To me, sauce is 2435 01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:39.680 all about coating, not fucking dunking and drenching. 2436 01:56:40.000 --> 01:56:40.359 Like I see. 2437 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:42.199 Motherfuckers they'll go to they'll get look at it, twenty 2438 01:56:42.239 --> 01:56:44.960 piece of McNuggets and then they'll want like six barbecue 2439 01:56:44.960 --> 01:56:48.359 sauces to me, or or whatever sauce they use to me, honestly, 2440 01:56:49.640 --> 01:56:52.079 one even for a twenty piece. For a twenty piece 2441 01:56:52.239 --> 01:56:54.479 one sauce, yeah, a little bit blaze it. 2442 01:56:54.560 --> 01:56:56.119 It's just It's just it's like a if I had 2443 01:56:56.279 --> 01:56:58.479 if I had a brush, and I can just glaze 2444 01:56:58.520 --> 01:57:00.960 it on my fucking nuggets, you feel I have my 2445 01:57:01.119 --> 01:57:05.680 nugget brush. Imagine one Do you imagine how like if 2446 01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:07.560 people someone would look at you would be like, God, 2447 01:57:07.640 --> 01:57:10.560 you're so fucking unhealthy. You would you like you have 2448 01:57:11.079 --> 01:57:14.720 you have artifacts for your fucking fast food. You are 2449 01:57:16.119 --> 01:57:18.159 past you and shoots you in the stomach like eight 2450 01:57:18.239 --> 01:57:21.079 times they would lean over to give you a bunch 2451 01:57:21.119 --> 01:57:27.079 of times some people know you're getting was like, I 2452 01:57:27.199 --> 01:57:30.760 get it, and to give the key to the city. 2453 01:57:31.479 --> 01:57:35.760 This guy murdered derect. Let's get to the last. Uh yeah, 2454 01:57:35.840 --> 01:57:38.439 let's go okay to the last question. Answered that question? 2455 01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:43.000 We did I think mango h the oranges? I guess, yeah, 2456 01:57:43.239 --> 01:57:44.279 I guess I would. 2457 01:57:45.319 --> 01:57:48.680 I also love, but I would say probably like strawberries 2458 01:57:48.720 --> 01:57:51.159 are really really just colid like solid, like strawberries are 2459 01:57:51.159 --> 01:57:52.079 just like a really solid like. 2460 01:57:52.119 --> 01:57:54.880 A nice red strawberry, A good a good strawberry. I 2461 01:57:55.000 --> 01:57:55.199 liked it. 2462 01:57:55.319 --> 01:57:58.199 If you dump them in fucking uh salt water, all 2463 01:57:58.199 --> 01:58:01.039 the worms come out. I it's kind of crazy. 2464 01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:06.760 What what do you don't know about that? No? Yeah, 2465 01:58:06.920 --> 01:58:08.960 put them in salt water, little things out of the seeds. 2466 01:58:10.079 --> 01:58:11.960 There's like a little like I guess like there's little 2467 01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:15.720 like fucking creature worm. I don't know. They're not worm worms. 2468 01:58:15.760 --> 01:58:17.640 They're like just like I don't know. It's I don't 2469 01:58:17.640 --> 01:58:20.520 really care whether like actual creatures or I think so yeah, 2470 01:58:22.279 --> 01:58:24.199 to be fair like only like uncured. 2471 01:58:24.640 --> 01:58:26.399 Like I think if you if you have like a normal, 2472 01:58:26.479 --> 01:58:28.520 like properly created strawberry, that doesn't happen. 2473 01:58:29.079 --> 01:58:33.399 I think it's crazy like it was, but it was 2474 01:58:33.439 --> 01:58:34.960 crazy about It's one of those things where it's like 2475 01:58:34.960 --> 01:58:36.560 almost like finding out like what's in a hot dog, 2476 01:58:36.880 --> 01:58:38.239 you know what I mean? Where like I remember seeing 2477 01:58:38.279 --> 01:58:40.560 like somebody puts strawberry and like I can't remember if 2478 01:58:40.600 --> 01:58:42.159 it was salt water or hot water or something. 2479 01:58:42.319 --> 01:58:44.760 It was some weird thing and then like if you 2480 01:58:44.840 --> 01:58:47.800 do that, oh, little like worms will like come out 2481 01:58:47.840 --> 01:58:50.720 of it and uh and that's what that's wild. 2482 01:58:50.760 --> 01:58:52.600 And it's like every strawberry has this, and I remember 2483 01:58:52.600 --> 01:58:56.640 being like cool, yeah, and at a certain I've had 2484 01:58:56.680 --> 01:58:58.680 so many at this point that and I'm fine, so 2485 01:58:58.800 --> 01:59:00.760 like they must be good or something. And I'm not 2486 01:59:01.000 --> 01:59:03.159 really that perturbable. It's just like finding out what's in 2487 01:59:03.159 --> 01:59:04.880 a hot dog. I remember my my grandmother would be 2488 01:59:04.960 --> 01:59:07.800 like or not my grandmother, my great aunt, she would 2489 01:59:07.840 --> 01:59:09.319 be like, you know what's you know what's in a 2490 01:59:09.359 --> 01:59:12.600 hot dog? Fucking And she would say, like, I don't know, 2491 01:59:12.720 --> 01:59:15.720 fucking pig eyes and like all this other stuff and 2492 01:59:15.840 --> 01:59:18.239 pig asses yum. 2493 01:59:19.520 --> 01:59:21.159 And she'd be like, are you still you still want 2494 01:59:21.159 --> 01:59:24.720 to eat that? And I'm like, yeah, they're really solid 2495 01:59:25.560 --> 01:59:29.039 and I've had so many at this point and I'm fine, 2496 01:59:29.199 --> 01:59:29.920 so yeah, I'm. 2497 01:59:29.760 --> 01:59:33.600 Gonna have more of it. There's some things You're not 2498 01:59:33.640 --> 01:59:35.079 gonna convince me to stop eating. Strawberries. 2499 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:37.039 Well, it's like, dude, we think about like sauces or 2500 01:59:37.039 --> 01:59:39.479 something like that, the amount of like bugs that end 2501 01:59:39.560 --> 01:59:41.560 up in like what do you call it, like tomato 2502 01:59:41.640 --> 01:59:43.960 sauce for example. Yeah, the amount of bugs that are 2503 01:59:44.039 --> 01:59:46.000 on fucking tomato vines and when they harvest all that 2504 01:59:46.000 --> 01:59:48.640 stuff and grind all that shit for like mof We've 2505 01:59:48.680 --> 01:59:52.079 been eating good protein for quite some time and I'm like, well, 2506 01:59:52.239 --> 01:59:53.560 I'm like, what are you gonna do about that? I 2507 01:59:53.560 --> 01:59:54.479 saw do nothing about that. 2508 01:59:54.479 --> 01:59:56.600 I remember I saw a viral photo of like an 2509 01:59:56.640 --> 01:59:58.760 Arizona iced tea jug with like a spider on the 2510 01:59:58.800 --> 02:00:04.520 inside of the cap fresh, and I remember, I'm like, dang, 2511 02:00:04.600 --> 02:00:09.000 that's crazy. I have six drugs in my house right 2512 02:00:11.079 --> 02:00:13.399 one die that felts at a bottom and disintegrated because 2513 02:00:13.479 --> 02:00:15.840 how fucking gross the Arizona tea it is. And then 2514 02:00:15.840 --> 02:00:18.560 you just drink it. You're like, I feel I feel stranged. 2515 02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:20.800 I have jumped entire drugs because they taste it wrong. 2516 02:00:21.560 --> 02:00:24.039 I like, and I've had so many at this point 2517 02:00:24.079 --> 02:00:26.239 that like I can actually like take like I know 2518 02:00:27.079 --> 02:00:30.159 it's really upsetting. I know if it's going to taste 2519 02:00:30.159 --> 02:00:32.720 wrong before I've even had anything, or even before I 2520 02:00:32.800 --> 02:00:36.279 even sniffed it, because like, and this is a trick 2521 02:00:36.359 --> 02:00:39.439 that I've noticed for whatever reason. If it touches, if 2522 02:00:39.479 --> 02:00:42.359 it's full to the top, it's gonna be really good. 2523 02:00:43.439 --> 02:00:47.520 If there's any space, like it should spill a little 2524 02:00:47.560 --> 02:00:49.399 bit when you open it, like a little bit, and 2525 02:00:49.479 --> 02:00:51.439 if it doesn't, it's fucked. 2526 02:00:51.880 --> 02:00:53.359 Some something's wrong with it. I don't know what it is, 2527 02:00:53.439 --> 02:00:55.439 but it's almost every single time it's like water down 2528 02:00:55.520 --> 02:00:58.279 or something. I don't know what the fun Maybe it's 2529 02:00:58.319 --> 02:01:01.520 like the last bit, the last bit was yeah, chicken, 2530 02:01:01.560 --> 02:01:04.640 whenever I make it right. If I detect any slight 2531 02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:08.000 hint of like it not being the right texture at all, 2532 02:01:08.000 --> 02:01:10.800 the chicken away, that's a waste. And Lily's like, you're 2533 02:01:10.880 --> 02:01:12.920 a fucking sight. Just send it to me. I am 2534 02:01:13.119 --> 02:01:15.479 so particular about the way I cook chicken. It's really 2535 02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:16.960 why don't I just save it? Why don't you just 2536 02:01:16.960 --> 02:01:18.840 save it so you can put it in other things? 2537 02:01:20.720 --> 02:01:24.800 Its slaughter chickens yourself and then you never have to 2538 02:01:24.840 --> 02:01:26.920 worry about that. Like I made chicken a few days 2539 02:01:26.960 --> 02:01:28.119 ago and I was like I was treading it and 2540 02:01:28.119 --> 02:01:30.199 I was like, you were pushing off to this tearing 2541 02:01:30.239 --> 02:01:32.000 the right way, and it was like sock. I don't know. 2542 02:01:32.119 --> 02:01:34.600 It's like I was like, no, man, you should die. 2543 02:01:35.039 --> 02:01:35.600 It's crazy. 2544 02:01:36.239 --> 02:01:38.960 I look, man, I will say, there's definitely when you 2545 02:01:39.039 --> 02:01:41.479 have mass produced chicken at some places, Like here's a 2546 02:01:41.479 --> 02:01:43.800 perfect example, and I'm sure somebody has ran into this. 2547 02:01:44.079 --> 02:01:46.680 If you get a chicken sandwich from McDonald's, for example, 2548 02:01:46.720 --> 02:01:49.680 they have the new chicken sandwiches. Some of them are 2549 02:01:49.840 --> 02:01:53.199 hard and rubbery, like some of the breast, and I'm like, 2550 02:01:54.119 --> 02:01:57.000 this chicken sucked, you know what I mean? Like the 2551 02:01:57.720 --> 02:02:00.720 way that this chicken life went something went wrong and 2552 02:02:00.840 --> 02:02:03.600 this is a bad breast. And like I was like, 2553 02:02:03.880 --> 02:02:05.359 every once in a while, get a rubbery one. I 2554 02:02:05.359 --> 02:02:07.000 just to throw it out and I'm like, this fucking 2555 02:02:07.199 --> 02:02:09.199 this is crazy, poor fun. 2556 02:02:09.279 --> 02:02:11.479 All right, last one and then we'll get the fuck 2557 02:02:11.479 --> 02:02:13.960 out of here. Archibald Trunks, this could be a quick one. Greetings, 2558 02:02:14.000 --> 02:02:15.760 Uncle Magic, Uncle Adams, and Uncle Cracker. 2559 02:02:16.279 --> 02:02:19.000 I am light of the Veil Guard just being released, 2560 02:02:19.359 --> 02:02:21.600 and with so many mass effect discussions happening on the 2561 02:02:21.600 --> 02:02:23.680 show lately, that's always gonna be we should do like 2562 02:02:23.720 --> 02:02:27.079 a challenge one day where like we just don't mention 2563 02:02:27.319 --> 02:02:30.199 any of the things that we usually lead on, like 2564 02:02:30.359 --> 02:02:35.279 like no no mass Effect, no no Gears, no Red Dead. 2565 02:02:36.239 --> 02:02:37.960 Just figure out if we should we should do it, 2566 02:02:37.960 --> 02:02:44.159 almost like a bingo thing or like a reverse video anyway, Yeah, anyway, 2567 02:02:44.199 --> 02:02:46.000 he says, in light of the Vail Guard being released 2568 02:02:46.000 --> 02:02:49.439 and all this stuff, he said, I wanted to ask 2569 02:02:49.560 --> 02:02:53.880 what game, what game franchises do you personally think have 2570 02:02:54.039 --> 02:03:02.119 the best lor Oh lower lower The Lure forty is 2571 02:03:02.119 --> 02:03:05.439 pretty crazy. Gay, it's obviously D and D. The second 2572 02:03:05.479 --> 02:03:08.680 I saw those little babies Gay, the baby Angela s Yeah. 2573 02:03:08.720 --> 02:03:10.840 The second I saw that was like, this is dope. Whatever, 2574 02:03:11.199 --> 02:03:14.399 this is metal, so metal, it's not just Christian medal. 2575 02:03:14.520 --> 02:03:17.600 It's so exactly, and I'm like, this is this is dope, 2576 02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:21.039 this is buzz like your metal metal. This is sick 2577 02:03:21.079 --> 02:03:23.760 as hell. But uh, Warhammer's up there. I haven't delved 2578 02:03:23.800 --> 02:03:26.920 super deep into it, but I could just tell I 2579 02:03:26.960 --> 02:03:30.760 think Destiny is fucking amazing. It's every souls fucking game. 2580 02:03:31.399 --> 02:03:37.399 It's like a gone half a lore m nice galling lore. Yeah, 2581 02:03:37.640 --> 02:03:41.439 there's red dead lore, lore of Jack and Jack being 2582 02:03:41.479 --> 02:03:45.840 the fastest gun in all of Dominican republic, the Dominican republics. 2583 02:03:47.840 --> 02:03:50.680 But something else that's like something else that like what 2584 02:03:50.800 --> 02:03:53.680 what what technically Halo but if they listened to it, 2585 02:03:53.880 --> 02:03:58.880 if it used to it, it had Yeah. Uh it's 2586 02:03:58.880 --> 02:04:00.960 a little bit broken now. I don't know why. I'm 2587 02:04:01.000 --> 02:04:05.199 kind of blanking on stuff that like Talkers. I mean, 2588 02:04:05.319 --> 02:04:08.199 I think the characters are super interesting. How wet Morgan? 2589 02:04:08.279 --> 02:04:15.359 How wet Morgan is wet? Yeah Morgan? No? Yeah, but 2590 02:04:16.720 --> 02:04:28.239 only one titties is from Dragon Age? You fucking slad ah? 2591 02:04:28.680 --> 02:04:31.600 What is there that's about it? I can game? 2592 02:04:31.640 --> 02:04:33.279 I mean, there's a lot of stuff just for some reason, 2593 02:04:33.319 --> 02:04:34.640 I'm just drawing a blank because I was trying to 2594 02:04:34.680 --> 02:04:36.800 think of things that like, Oh man, I really like this. Uh, 2595 02:04:37.319 --> 02:04:42.359 I wish this was more. Oh I forgot about. I 2596 02:04:42.359 --> 02:04:46.640 think something that is so underrated is uh the Ai 2597 02:04:46.720 --> 02:04:49.279 Musha series. I think because it's just based off of 2598 02:04:49.319 --> 02:04:51.720 feudal Japan and that ship's always awesome, the way that 2599 02:04:51.760 --> 02:04:54.640 they interstwinal the demon bullshit and magic into it. And 2600 02:04:55.199 --> 02:04:59.640 I'm so fucking upset that the the the HD remaster 2601 02:04:59.800 --> 02:05:02.119 what I ever never happened. Well, well, what I mean 2602 02:05:02.239 --> 02:05:04.079 is not the remake, but like a rematch. They put 2603 02:05:04.159 --> 02:05:06.760 up on Steam for like twenty bucks and didn't sell well, 2604 02:05:07.560 --> 02:05:09.880 and because of that, I don't think Kapco's gonna do 2605 02:05:09.960 --> 02:05:11.880 anything with it, because that was kind of the test 2606 02:05:12.239 --> 02:05:14.079 to be like, all right, well we're gonna see how 2607 02:05:14.199 --> 02:05:17.239 this does. And it didn't sell very well, but they 2608 02:05:17.279 --> 02:05:18.920 didn't really they kind of just threw it out there 2609 02:05:18.960 --> 02:05:19.600 and I'm like, bro. 2610 02:05:20.279 --> 02:05:21.680 And you didn't market it at all. 2611 02:05:22.239 --> 02:05:24.680 Yeah, And I was like, because that, I don't think 2612 02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:27.560 other people, like an Emos with three, I think people 2613 02:05:28.479 --> 02:05:31.439 so underappreciated what they did for the time because it's 2614 02:05:31.479 --> 02:05:33.560 like time travel where they had the modern day like 2615 02:05:33.600 --> 02:05:36.680 two thousand and four France and John Reno, the actor, 2616 02:05:37.119 --> 02:05:39.600 he goes back in time, they switched places, so basically, 2617 02:05:39.680 --> 02:05:41.800 Jean Reno's back in feudal Japan and then fucking Sam 2618 02:05:41.880 --> 02:05:44.800 Noski goes to fucking uh modern day Paris at the time. 2619 02:05:45.359 --> 02:05:48.239 And it's a fun like it is a wild game 2620 02:05:48.399 --> 02:05:50.720 that like nothing has done anything like that sci fi 2621 02:05:50.880 --> 02:05:53.600 and fucking like feel like the Crossover was insane and 2622 02:05:53.680 --> 02:05:56.279 I'm like, I want to see a remake of this 2623 02:05:56.439 --> 02:05:57.840 so badly. I think it would be one of the 2624 02:05:57.840 --> 02:06:01.319 coolest games ever, but I think that will never happened, unfortunately. 2625 02:06:01.359 --> 02:06:05.840 Fortune there's Metal Gear Solid. Ye see, like drawing a 2626 02:06:05.880 --> 02:06:09.399 blank Monica Solid is kind of a huge one. These 2627 02:06:09.399 --> 02:06:11.079 are things that like I feel like they just come 2628 02:06:11.159 --> 02:06:16.399 to Yeah, wake, I don't even I don't know is all? Lord, 2629 02:06:16.520 --> 02:06:18.159 I guess it is. I guess, yeah, I guess it is. 2630 02:06:19.680 --> 02:06:22.279 That's a really stupid thing for me. Yeah, it iss 2631 02:06:22.359 --> 02:06:27.439 fucking good. Uh of course, shut up? What the you tell? 2632 02:06:27.520 --> 02:06:30.600 I mean? There is your right technically a ton of yours. 2633 02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:34.760 Lor Here's just here's just fine. It's nothing, there's nothing 2634 02:06:34.920 --> 02:06:37.319 much to it. There's nothing much to it. You're gonna 2635 02:06:37.359 --> 02:06:39.359 experience it by playing the game. You never look deeper 2636 02:06:39.399 --> 02:06:40.760 for stuff to be like, which. 2637 02:06:40.600 --> 02:06:42.880 Is what you get with that with that series, I think, right, 2638 02:06:42.920 --> 02:06:45.000 I don't I don't need which is great, by the way. 2639 02:06:45.199 --> 02:06:47.680 I don't need I don't really need filler. Yeah, you know, 2640 02:06:47.920 --> 02:06:49.800 like I just I just want to kill some logan. 2641 02:06:49.840 --> 02:06:53.439 I don't want although I yeah, I know there were books. 2642 02:06:53.439 --> 02:06:55.880 I never read any of them trying to. I wasn't that. 2643 02:06:55.960 --> 02:06:58.680 It wasn't that maybe like say, if I came around 2644 02:06:58.960 --> 02:07:02.239 like a coal thing kind of like the Mass Effect comics. 2645 02:07:02.359 --> 02:07:03.840 I didn't pick all of them up. I picked up 2646 02:07:03.880 --> 02:07:06.520 ones of like, oh it's a Tally arc or something. Yeah, 2647 02:07:06.520 --> 02:07:07.079 like shit like that. 2648 02:07:07.279 --> 02:07:09.880 So if there's like a like if there's a thing 2649 02:07:10.000 --> 02:07:12.359 that's dedicated to Augustus Cole, like I probably picked out up. 2650 02:07:12.359 --> 02:07:16.079 There's a great Halo four comic Seven Women. I mean, 2651 02:07:16.159 --> 02:07:20.920 like he says it's a great Halo four comic. Oh, yeah, 2652 02:07:20.920 --> 02:07:24.000 it's really great. There's a there's a great Halo Halo 2653 02:07:24.079 --> 02:07:26.399 four comic where the bad guy that you kill in 2654 02:07:26.479 --> 02:07:30.800 the game, he's not dead. And so like you master 2655 02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:33.600 Chief goes and kills him in the comic instead. I'm 2656 02:07:33.760 --> 02:07:40.920 not I'm not even slightly joking. How did he die 2657 02:07:41.000 --> 02:07:43.479 in the game or not die? So in the game, 2658 02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:45.760 it's a quick time event where you run up to 2659 02:07:45.840 --> 02:07:48.359 him and stick a grenade in his chest and then 2660 02:07:48.399 --> 02:07:50.640 he he force chokes you. 2661 02:07:50.800 --> 02:07:52.560 I'm not exactly, I'm not making this up, and he 2662 02:07:52.800 --> 02:07:55.520 for chokes you and then it blows up and then 2663 02:07:55.560 --> 02:07:59.279 he tumbles over into a fucking laser and. 2664 02:07:59.359 --> 02:08:02.199 You're like, oh, dead, but he survived. 2665 02:08:03.319 --> 02:08:07.640 And then master Chief detonates a new direct like with 2666 02:08:07.760 --> 02:08:11.960 his hands directly on top of it, and he survives. 2667 02:08:13.319 --> 02:08:18.279 Yeah, I'm not I need to. I cannot stress enough 2668 02:08:19.000 --> 02:08:25.760 that this is cannon to like current. No, I'm not joking. 2669 02:08:26.239 --> 02:08:27.960 He beat the ddat the fact that he beat the 2670 02:08:28.000 --> 02:08:32.720 diet in the first place is so fucking and he 2671 02:08:32.800 --> 02:08:35.680 somehow he's literally like an angel effect. He's an anime character. 2672 02:08:35.920 --> 02:08:38.359 Yeah, like that's what it is. It's anime coded. It's 2673 02:08:38.399 --> 02:08:39.680 like all of it is anime coded. 2674 02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:43.000 I've seen some bullshit animes, but that it's like having. 2675 02:08:43.079 --> 02:08:46.680 It's like having it would be like if Frasier got 2676 02:08:46.840 --> 02:08:52.800 like a power boost. It's just like why what world 2677 02:08:52.960 --> 02:08:55.319 are we in now? It is genuinely like if c 2678 02:08:55.520 --> 02:08:57.600 J killed Credos, come. 2679 02:08:57.439 --> 02:09:02.640 On, they put Chief up against the character that like 2680 02:09:03.680 --> 02:09:07.359 isn't from the same series. Basically, it would be it 2681 02:09:07.520 --> 02:09:09.840 really would be like trying to put like like c 2682 02:09:10.000 --> 02:09:13.319 J against Credos or fucking I don't. 2683 02:09:13.119 --> 02:09:18.600 Even Hell against fucking Ruya. Yeah, it was like that 2684 02:09:18.800 --> 02:09:24.279 was like it'd be like seeing Captain Anderson fight the Devil, 2685 02:09:25.039 --> 02:09:29.479 Like you're just like you do. He's he's trouble dude, 2686 02:09:29.479 --> 02:09:30.560 he has Teleconesis. 2687 02:09:30.600 --> 02:09:33.640 He could like that alone, is like you're not I'm sorry, 2688 02:09:33.720 --> 02:09:36.159 Like there's no Spartan that's gonna You're not gonna get 2689 02:09:36.159 --> 02:09:38.279 a super soul just strong enough to overcome telecanesis. Like 2690 02:09:38.319 --> 02:09:41.239 that's like immediately you're like not from the same world anymore. 2691 02:09:41.680 --> 02:09:43.960 But yeah, no, that's that is how it ends. 2692 02:09:44.119 --> 02:09:46.399 He like and and so in the comic it turns 2693 02:09:46.439 --> 02:09:48.479 out that he just falls in a wormhole or something 2694 02:09:49.079 --> 02:09:52.119 and then he's trying to make a machine and then 2695 02:09:52.199 --> 02:09:54.680 Master goes and kills him in the comic, but he 2696 02:09:54.680 --> 02:09:55.279 doesn't kill him. 2697 02:09:55.319 --> 02:09:59.279 He makes him digital. Oh that's yeah, he turns him 2698 02:09:59.279 --> 02:10:01.279 into a digital fucking person. 2699 02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:04.199 You can do that, like like you can do yeah, 2700 02:10:04.760 --> 02:10:07.079 like you try, like you that's kind of been a 2701 02:10:07.319 --> 02:10:09.079 it's like a whole it's like that's kind of the thing, 2702 02:10:09.119 --> 02:10:11.720 the whole time shadow realm kind of thing. It's kind 2703 02:10:11.760 --> 02:10:13.840 of like Phantom's own thing. It's kind of like you 2704 02:10:13.960 --> 02:10:16.159 just basically become like a digital like kind of like 2705 02:10:16.199 --> 02:10:18.439 an ai almost like you just kind of like it 2706 02:10:18.600 --> 02:10:22.000 like your consciousness or something. Yeah, it's your conscious it's essentially, 2707 02:10:22.159 --> 02:10:24.520 but it's it's particular for them because of how high 2708 02:10:24.560 --> 02:10:26.520 functioning their brains are. They can do they can happen 2709 02:10:26.600 --> 02:10:29.079 to them because there's a there's a character that can 2710 02:10:29.079 --> 02:10:31.520 happen to anybody, anybody. I thought it's only what I 2711 02:10:31.560 --> 02:10:34.439 thought the foreigners were like. It was like that's how 2712 02:10:34.439 --> 02:10:37.960 their brains work. Because I remembers, what's so stupid? I 2713 02:10:38.000 --> 02:10:40.720 can't do this? I never mind. Let's let's let's lea. 2714 02:10:41.000 --> 02:10:43.199 I'm getting upset. Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. 2715 02:10:43.319 --> 02:10:46.359 It's late. We had some technical issues and lighting issues. 2716 02:10:48.439 --> 02:10:52.199 Oh yeah, we did, uh actually evenings. 2717 02:10:52.720 --> 02:10:55.039 Yeah yeah, we joked about it being pitched black outside, 2718 02:10:55.039 --> 02:10:59.359 but it actually is. I think right, no yet, it'll 2719 02:10:59.399 --> 02:11:02.920 be it will be soon it will be I think 2720 02:11:03.119 --> 02:11:06.800 the filters are correct, right, three pages? Yeah, okay, all right, 2721 02:11:06.800 --> 02:11:09.399 I'm gonna read our the names of our wonderful twenty 2722 02:11:09.439 --> 02:11:12.199 five dollars Patriot over at patreon dot com. Class a 2723 02:11:12.239 --> 02:11:14.079 snark tank when Nember you can get merchant snark Tank 2724 02:11:14.119 --> 02:11:18.720 dot shop Boston over there, and uh, calm me down. 2725 02:11:19.760 --> 02:11:25.359 Three two one were so ethereal us we look like angels. Yeah, 2726 02:11:26.399 --> 02:11:29.840 and then Derek looks like the Depths. Yeah, I went 2727 02:11:29.920 --> 02:11:33.119 to Hell. It's funner here. It's funer here anyway though. Yeah. 2728 02:11:34.079 --> 02:11:37.560 Gunick okay, so all the gaze and pedophiles, here's fun 2729 02:11:37.960 --> 02:11:41.600 gun the gunick the edge Hog love it, that's obvious. 2730 02:11:42.640 --> 02:11:49.159 The edge hooge perfect googo. 2731 02:11:49.760 --> 02:11:59.640 Darth Beaner hitting a newborn with a berserker barrage. We 2732 02:12:00.239 --> 02:12:02.800 played the Hammer game again. Yeah he's dead as fuck. 2733 02:12:03.520 --> 02:12:07.159 Uh hey, Genie, I wish that every single pubic hair 2734 02:12:07.239 --> 02:12:10.840 on planet Earth turns into a soilfuge. 2735 02:12:11.680 --> 02:12:15.079 Solidfuge. I don't know what. I don't know what that isuge. 2736 02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:19.720 I don't know what that is. Subterfuge does I don't 2737 02:12:19.720 --> 02:12:22.000 know what a solid solid fuge? I don't I don't know. 2738 02:12:22.199 --> 02:12:23.880 I've never I've never seen that word before in my life, 2739 02:12:24.800 --> 02:12:26.199 so it's very rare that I see a word that 2740 02:12:26.279 --> 02:12:28.840 I like, I have never even had heard. 2741 02:12:30.039 --> 02:12:31.920 I like when that happens. Cool. I want to look 2742 02:12:31.960 --> 02:12:37.319 that up. Hey, Siri, what is a soul? Effuge? What's 2743 02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:49.319 my ass? You corrupted? Don't choke on your candy? What 2744 02:12:49.479 --> 02:12:50.600 is that? What you eat? 2745 02:12:51.159 --> 02:12:55.279 Target has this like candy? You like these straw candies 2746 02:12:55.279 --> 02:13:00.199 like gummy straw things. They're fucking fundam as there so 2747 02:13:00.319 --> 02:13:03.720 quick that it's crazy, like sugar. It spells like a 2748 02:13:03.760 --> 02:13:04.439 good piece of candy. 2749 02:13:05.680 --> 02:13:07.960 Amazing. These are a Target. Target brand. 2750 02:13:09.479 --> 02:13:13.479 They have their own candy straws that their own line, 2751 02:13:13.479 --> 02:13:18.279 and it's it's I normally don't fuck candy. Man, this 2752 02:13:18.439 --> 02:13:20.119 sha they sho got me. You gotta eat them at 2753 02:13:20.119 --> 02:13:21.800 the same time, bro, Like when you mix the well, 2754 02:13:21.800 --> 02:13:24.000 you don't have to, but if you mix the flavors together, 2755 02:13:25.039 --> 02:13:27.600 when you mix the flavors together, it's just it's it's 2756 02:13:27.680 --> 02:13:28.640 they're on another level. 2757 02:13:29.239 --> 02:13:34.199 Well too late, he took to Yeah, is good. I 2758 02:13:34.439 --> 02:13:36.399 like him, dude. I've had candy and sold on the 2759 02:13:36.479 --> 02:13:39.520 when I eat candy, now you get this the rush 2760 02:13:39.720 --> 02:13:42.239 get you get the sugar rush. Oh my god, that 2761 02:13:42.439 --> 02:13:45.640 is a crazy feeling. What the fuck is this? They're good? Right, 2762 02:13:45.880 --> 02:13:48.239 this is this is a bang or candy. It's uh. 2763 02:13:48.319 --> 02:13:50.720 They're at Target. They have uh those bags and I 2764 02:13:51.239 --> 02:13:54.399 bought a giant ten dollar bag. This is fucking crazy. 2765 02:13:55.720 --> 02:13:57.560 I was like, I was like, I should not buy this. 2766 02:13:58.319 --> 02:14:01.199 The funk out of the car, like that's crazy crazy. 2767 02:14:01.760 --> 02:14:04.800 Oh man's good as hell. Man, it's it's you were 2768 02:14:04.840 --> 02:14:08.359 not lying. They're dangerously good because I yeah, what Target? 2769 02:14:08.359 --> 02:14:10.159 Do you go? One by the Empire? Yeah? 2770 02:14:10.960 --> 02:14:14.000 Yeah, that what they're Damn dude, bought a bag. I 2771 02:14:14.079 --> 02:14:16.279 wanted a smaller bag to be fair. They only had 2772 02:14:16.319 --> 02:14:18.960 a ten dollars bag. I really did because they had 2773 02:14:19.039 --> 02:14:21.319 these like they had these four dollars bags of gummy 2774 02:14:21.319 --> 02:14:22.399 worms like or sour worms. 2775 02:14:23.039 --> 02:14:23.680 I was like, oh cool. 2776 02:14:23.720 --> 02:14:26.600 But then I found the straw things that because Jojo 2777 02:14:26.920 --> 02:14:29.880 gave me some, and I was like, these are these 2778 02:14:29.920 --> 02:14:30.319 are crack. 2779 02:14:30.560 --> 02:14:32.720 That's a that's a banger candy right there. I can't 2780 02:14:32.720 --> 02:14:35.279 believe the bans. And I know bangers, you know. I 2781 02:14:35.520 --> 02:14:36.960 actually a big candy guy. Like I remember when I 2782 02:14:36.960 --> 02:14:39.039 was a kid. I loved I love, I still love candy. 2783 02:14:39.079 --> 02:14:44.000 But my you know, cavities. So I was like, all right, 2784 02:14:44.119 --> 02:14:46.399 I kind of cut most candy out. I suppressed it. 2785 02:14:46.479 --> 02:14:48.960 Like there's a candy pot in my house using it, yeah, 2786 02:14:49.319 --> 02:14:50.560 and I just leave it because I'm like, I don't 2787 02:14:50.560 --> 02:14:53.720 want to eat this. There's a there's there's an Awaken. 2788 02:14:53.800 --> 02:14:57.279 There's a candy called sour They're called sour power straws, 2789 02:14:58.439 --> 02:14:59.600 not sour punch straws. 2790 02:14:59.680 --> 02:15:01.800 Those are you see those around sometimes? 2791 02:15:01.920 --> 02:15:06.159 Yeah, Sour Power is unreasonably good, like fucking like they 2792 02:15:06.199 --> 02:15:08.319 haven't met the delimart like by where you used to live, 2793 02:15:08.800 --> 02:15:10.119 and I would always go there and pick it was 2794 02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:12.359 always like a snapple and like one of those, and 2795 02:15:12.439 --> 02:15:15.000 it was just like, good day. 2796 02:15:14.960 --> 02:15:16.479 I'm too old for that shit now. Man. Like, even 2797 02:15:16.560 --> 02:15:18.399 eating this, I'm kind of hindering on it is I'm like, 2798 02:15:19.159 --> 02:15:20.560 I already bed it. I should finish it. But at 2799 02:15:20.560 --> 02:15:23.800 the same time, candy makes me feel weird. It gives 2800 02:15:23.840 --> 02:15:25.399 you energy, is that what it is? It gives me 2801 02:15:25.560 --> 02:15:28.640 energy that I know is fake. I mean that's what 2802 02:15:28.760 --> 02:15:30.399 is man. You know you're you're like stamming the bar's 2803 02:15:30.560 --> 02:15:34.079 on fire, like wake energy as the goal is there 2804 02:15:34.079 --> 02:15:38.840 going to be fucked anyway? Nothing's better than glucose energy. Dude, Man, 2805 02:15:38.880 --> 02:15:41.039 that was really good. I'm thinking of walking to Target. 2806 02:15:41.079 --> 02:15:42.680 You're gonna have to get them because they're they're they're 2807 02:15:42.720 --> 02:15:45.880 a phenomenon. I'm going there later to especially they're probably discounted. 2808 02:15:45.920 --> 02:15:50.159 Holy shit. To a good point, we played the hammer 2809 02:15:50.159 --> 02:15:52.000 Gammy's six more bags. Okay. 2810 02:15:52.560 --> 02:16:00.920 Uh Sleeze merchant, Uh sleeze merchant. All your organs jiggle 2811 02:16:00.960 --> 02:16:03.399 and shift around in your body constantly, but you can't 2812 02:16:03.560 --> 02:16:05.359 feel it because your brain blocks it out. 2813 02:16:06.199 --> 02:16:09.640 I hate don't say that. Oh yeah, that's good, good point. 2814 02:16:09.840 --> 02:16:10.960 Oh fuck you. I hate that. 2815 02:16:11.000 --> 02:16:12.720 That's like when somebody tells you that your tongue has 2816 02:16:12.760 --> 02:16:14.840 no natural resting position and you just think about it, 2817 02:16:22.600 --> 02:16:29.399 talking about resting exactly. Maj and Kanye blasting synagogues for whippets. Uh, 2818 02:16:29.640 --> 02:16:32.760 Sweeney is just Chris in his ozaru form cumplings. 2819 02:16:34.719 --> 02:16:39.479 Cumplings. Yeah, like little dumplings. Yeah, it's beautiful. Officer Down 2820 02:16:39.680 --> 02:16:48.440 says the top stop. We we fifth thing wide tooth black. 2821 02:16:49.200 --> 02:16:50.840 What is happening? I don't know, I don't know what 2822 02:16:50.920 --> 02:16:51.360 I'm reading. 2823 02:16:51.959 --> 02:16:54.639 Sweeney using the microphone cord to floss the gap between 2824 02:16:54.680 --> 02:16:55.120 his teeth. 2825 02:16:56.200 --> 02:16:58.159 Yeah. God, Damn, that's not nice. 2826 02:16:58.200 --> 02:17:01.000 That doesn't really mean Jork and dep this vance Uh. 2827 02:17:01.239 --> 02:17:04.920 I'm the type of tired sleep can't fix Vaughan of 2828 02:17:05.000 --> 02:17:07.760 the Dead. That octillery has me acting up like the 2829 02:17:07.959 --> 02:17:11.799 Deep after the recent Superman bs when he's no longer 2830 02:17:11.879 --> 02:17:13.879 ran on most topics, and young Metro don't trust you 2831 02:17:14.040 --> 02:17:19.079 he going he gon Alrabi allegedly Kevin sore from from 2832 02:17:19.239 --> 02:17:20.360 sucking cock bow. 2833 02:17:20.559 --> 02:17:21.280 I don't know what that is. 2834 02:17:21.920 --> 02:17:24.760 Beating the domestic violence allegations like how I beat my 2835 02:17:24.840 --> 02:17:28.040 wife Blair White canonically banging. 2836 02:17:27.760 --> 02:17:29.760 Me, please, conically banging me? 2837 02:17:29.959 --> 02:17:34.479 Please not Jones, no, Hannibal elector politely asking to suck 2838 02:17:34.520 --> 02:17:34.879 your dick. 2839 02:17:35.559 --> 02:17:41.559 Uh politely. The Fishkill Mountain people in Walmart are real. Yeah, 2840 02:17:41.600 --> 02:17:47.360 they are home. I remember, I remember that. I remember 2841 02:17:47.879 --> 02:17:49.239 I saw a guy that looked at a zombie a 2842 02:17:49.280 --> 02:17:50.840 one on one time, and I got so scarious. I 2843 02:17:50.959 --> 02:17:52.319 was high in fucking sixteen. 2844 02:17:52.600 --> 02:17:54.079 The scariest thing is and when you see a zombie 2845 02:17:54.120 --> 02:17:57.079 looks like a guy, fucking freaked me the fuck out. 2846 02:17:57.639 --> 02:18:00.799 He was. I had to kill him because I knew 2847 02:18:00.799 --> 02:18:01.440 he was a zombie. 2848 02:18:01.479 --> 02:18:03.639 But I swear like if I didn't know better, I 2849 02:18:03.639 --> 02:18:05.520 would have said he was just a normal alive guy. 2850 02:18:05.719 --> 02:18:07.399 You did the right thing, You did the right thing, 2851 02:18:10.360 --> 02:18:16.440 You're the right thing. Validating that like that is crazy. No, 2852 02:18:16.559 --> 02:18:19.280 if if I was, I would have killed him if 2853 02:18:19.319 --> 02:18:22.600 I didn't know so much better. I hate you, go back, 2854 02:18:22.639 --> 02:18:27.719 go back, I hate you. I hate that. That is 2855 02:18:27.760 --> 02:18:29.680 one of the crazies images I've ever seen, still to 2856 02:18:29.760 --> 02:18:34.000 this day, that pharul me i Will Graham, Will Graham 2857 02:18:34.040 --> 02:18:36.040 pissing in Hannibal's mouth and giving him a piss king. 2858 02:18:36.399 --> 02:18:40.959 Jimmy Pesto, Jimmy Pesto from Bob's Burgers partook in January 2859 02:18:41.000 --> 02:18:44.000 sixth death Jack the world's fastest marry correcting the Maori 2860 02:18:44.719 --> 02:18:48.559 with with the R being rolled. We are from the mainland, 2861 02:18:48.600 --> 02:18:52.120 New Zealand. If I got all my beasts my blood 2862 02:18:52.159 --> 02:18:53.920 letting up, like if I was in a blood boy 2863 02:18:53.959 --> 02:18:56.159 and I went blood letting skill, that'd be me. 2864 02:18:56.639 --> 02:18:59.200 If I became a beast of myself asking fifteen questions 2865 02:18:59.239 --> 02:19:01.520 in the hope that one is answered, don't worry if 2866 02:19:01.559 --> 02:19:02.000 they're good. 2867 02:19:02.600 --> 02:19:03.239 Also, don't do that. 2868 02:19:03.360 --> 02:19:04.840 But let make a choby guy and blood board. I 2869 02:19:04.840 --> 02:19:08.799 don't think so, all right, Yeah, those things are Japanese to. 2870 02:19:08.840 --> 02:19:11.840 Be fair, like that is one of the things that 2871 02:19:12.040 --> 02:19:17.000 like there is like body positivity and like image positivity, 2872 02:19:17.000 --> 02:19:20.959 I guess, and like or you know, more realistic depictions 2873 02:19:20.959 --> 02:19:23.280 of people right in video games now either ever used 2874 02:19:23.319 --> 02:19:29.440 to be You're probably never going to get like they 2875 02:19:29.559 --> 02:19:30.719 kind of truly fat people. 2876 02:19:30.760 --> 02:19:33.159 They don't really do that well because it would also 2877 02:19:33.319 --> 02:19:36.879 just it looks in most games it would look It's 2878 02:19:36.920 --> 02:19:39.079 like you remember when they did Fat Drake, Fat Nathan Drake. 2879 02:19:40.079 --> 02:19:42.719 Do you remember that. I don't remember if it was 2880 02:19:42.719 --> 02:19:43.559 a cheat code. 2881 02:19:43.399 --> 02:19:45.399 Or like what or like it was like some unlocked 2882 02:19:45.399 --> 02:19:48.600 I'm sure, but you could play as like morbidly obe 2883 02:19:48.719 --> 02:19:52.840 Snathan Drake and it it is funny like watching him 2884 02:19:52.959 --> 02:19:54.000 swing and like do. 2885 02:19:54.040 --> 02:20:00.440 All this like acrobatic like things that it looks and 2886 02:20:00.520 --> 02:20:01.920 I think they had like look it up right now, 2887 02:20:01.959 --> 02:20:03.239 That's what I'm saying. Let me have my because it 2888 02:20:03.360 --> 02:20:06.120 is one of the craziest fucking things. It's a good model, 2889 02:20:06.680 --> 02:20:10.959 like it's a good design, but it looks insane. 2890 02:20:11.200 --> 02:20:14.760 Actually from Residue four, you've seen the mods of making 2891 02:20:14.799 --> 02:20:15.559 her fat as ship. 2892 02:20:15.959 --> 02:20:24.799 It's awesome. What is that? What was that? So it's 2893 02:20:24.799 --> 02:20:27.239 putting it on right now. So that's a trainer, right, 2894 02:20:29.399 --> 02:20:33.879 that's the game in the game, Why would you heard 2895 02:20:33.920 --> 02:20:35.959 the funk up? Why would you include all of them? Yeah, 2896 02:20:36.000 --> 02:20:43.479 let's like, what the hell is this? Yeah? He looks good, dude, 2897 02:20:43.479 --> 02:20:51.000 It is so crazy. I can't believe. Yeah, dude, Yeah, 2898 02:20:51.040 --> 02:20:59.360 you can move swiftness is crazy. To move quick that 2899 02:20:59.520 --> 02:21:05.760 guy's strong ship. It's so crazy. But that's really the game. 2900 02:21:07.319 --> 02:21:07.680 I love it. 2901 02:21:07.959 --> 02:21:11.879 Big Meaty stinks my human taxidermy flashlight and dildo business 2902 02:21:11.959 --> 02:21:13.760 will pop off, trust me. Andy the man whose handy's 2903 02:21:13.760 --> 02:21:15.000 in our a tier, but not as Dandy. 2904 02:21:15.559 --> 02:21:15.639 Uh. 2905 02:21:15.920 --> 02:21:19.000 Using the new Canari design as goon material. Danica Patrick 2906 02:21:19.120 --> 02:21:21.559 is more hearted than you'd think. She actually literally thinks 2907 02:21:21.559 --> 02:21:23.399 the world is being shaped by reptilian She forgot to 2908 02:21:23.399 --> 02:21:23.920 look that up. 2909 02:21:24.079 --> 02:21:24.719 Yeah, it is real. 2910 02:21:25.920 --> 02:21:30.959 Heath Smoker. Heath Smoker gives what if YouTube existed during slavery? 2911 02:21:31.000 --> 02:21:32.479 Would there be a slaverview channel? 2912 02:21:32.559 --> 02:21:36.120 Question? Mater would Yeah, there would. Oh she was on 2913 02:21:36.600 --> 02:21:40.760 Joe Rogan huh of course, of course, yes, anybody who's 2914 02:21:40.799 --> 02:21:43.079 nobody has been on Joe Rogan. Yeah. Do you see 2915 02:21:43.159 --> 02:21:46.600 Katy Vance went on? Who Jadi Vance? Oh? Yeah, I 2916 02:21:46.639 --> 02:21:48.600 think I did see clips of it. He's got on there. 2917 02:21:48.680 --> 02:21:52.479 I was like, oh, just not even just not even trying. Yeah, 2918 02:21:52.799 --> 02:21:58.799 just yeah, uh jacking off the ripper, current coward, the coward, 2919 02:21:58.879 --> 02:22:02.120 the couragely daw. Oh my god, what's up. It's not 2920 02:22:02.239 --> 02:22:04.440 only that she does. She believes she has a show. 2921 02:22:05.479 --> 02:22:07.360 You didn't say that. Yeah, I thought it was just 2922 02:22:07.520 --> 02:22:10.200 I don't know. I'm so jaded. It's about a spot 2923 02:22:10.280 --> 02:22:17.399 a reptilian shape shifter with Danica Patrick. Yeah, Galactic Federation. 2924 02:22:17.520 --> 02:22:18.399 What the hell is this? 2925 02:22:18.760 --> 02:22:21.399 What do you That's what happens when you hit the 2926 02:22:21.600 --> 02:22:23.600 your You crash your car a million times and don't 2927 02:22:23.600 --> 02:22:29.440 win anything. Holy shit, imagine getting concusted in your car 2928 02:22:29.600 --> 02:22:30.639 twelve plus times. 2929 02:22:31.040 --> 02:22:33.280 But you didn't even fucking win. She has a bunch 2930 02:22:33.319 --> 02:22:36.280 of three. No, she didn't win anything. Really probably no, 2931 02:22:36.600 --> 02:22:38.479 I don't care what they didn't win. To me, she's 2932 02:22:38.520 --> 02:22:40.159 like losing our cup. What do they what do they 2933 02:22:40.239 --> 02:22:43.040 have the cup? What do they have? I don't know 2934 02:22:43.079 --> 02:22:46.120 what they have? They have the golden because they have 2935 02:22:46.159 --> 02:22:51.840 there's a couple there, the Golden couple. Yeah. No, they 2936 02:22:51.879 --> 02:22:52.239 just gave her. 2937 02:22:52.319 --> 02:22:54.399 They gave her a frying pan. Like here, you got 2938 02:22:54.440 --> 02:22:57.680 the funk back in the kitchen. They give her a 2939 02:22:57.840 --> 02:22:59.120 violent load to the cheek. 2940 02:22:59.319 --> 02:23:05.760 That's all They gaver coward, Okay, so camera, that's so cowered. 2941 02:23:05.799 --> 02:23:07.479 The courage teeth. 2942 02:23:07.440 --> 02:23:10.520 Gross and gay sweey tooth gap is objectively cute and attractive, 2943 02:23:10.559 --> 02:23:13.680 y'all haters tripping Kevin Durant. 2944 02:23:14.600 --> 02:23:17.399 Kevin Durant's feet four months? What is up with Kevin 2945 02:23:17.440 --> 02:23:19.399 Duran's feet? Why is that anything? Well? 2946 02:23:19.440 --> 02:23:22.479 His his Yeah, because if you mean like legs, because specifically, 2947 02:23:22.840 --> 02:23:24.559 if you look up a picture of his legs, it 2948 02:23:24.760 --> 02:23:28.239 is he looks like a dinosaur. It looks like scales. 2949 02:23:29.040 --> 02:23:31.840 It's it's it's like actually like cradles, but it looks. 2950 02:23:31.639 --> 02:23:34.799 Like he has dinosaur scales or what I would perceive 2951 02:23:34.920 --> 02:23:36.040 what dinosaurs still take. 2952 02:23:38.040 --> 02:23:40.840 If you just like put on though, I wonder if 2953 02:23:40.879 --> 02:23:46.840 lotion would work, Kevin. They didn't invent magic. It's magic technically, 2954 02:23:46.959 --> 02:23:53.399 but it's his family's dead ashes. Technically it's mad by magic, 2955 02:23:53.479 --> 02:23:55.639 but it's actually where there's about the game. 2956 02:23:55.719 --> 02:23:57.440 The South is the best reason of hip hop by far, 2957 02:23:58.200 --> 02:24:00.600 contents of your pockets, forever, you shall cheff a mana 2958 02:24:00.920 --> 02:24:05.799 mister pants thick of it. I'm mister and every I'm mister, 2959 02:24:06.520 --> 02:24:11.200 and everybody knows. Everybody owes me my money or I'll 2960 02:24:11.280 --> 02:24:15.079 make you cold, something like I don't know. There's something there, 2961 02:24:15.639 --> 02:24:20.520 Uh a beverage of sorts, cardboard pie, the Nautiloid's Eldridge 2962 02:24:20.680 --> 02:24:26.879 Nautilussi by curious George. You dare bring lights into light 2963 02:24:27.000 --> 02:24:27.639 to my lair? 2964 02:24:28.360 --> 02:24:35.520 You must die? Is that castlevaniah? No? Uh, jolly old 2965 02:24:35.559 --> 02:24:41.520 dipshit total drid drid drigger. It's not. It's one g 2966 02:24:42.440 --> 02:24:50.680 d dridger death, behead dridger, spike a dridger baby and 2967 02:24:50.760 --> 02:24:54.520 do it an urn urinate on bleak falls barrow a drogger. 2968 02:24:56.120 --> 02:24:58.399 I guess he's like shortening it because otherwise it would 2969 02:24:58.399 --> 02:25:04.719 be too long. Uh. Niggy with the skibbety rizzy is 2970 02:25:04.760 --> 02:25:05.760 so good. It's crazy. 2971 02:25:06.360 --> 02:25:08.120 That story where you have to tell a friend trespassing 2972 02:25:08.120 --> 02:25:11.440 is dangerous sounded smoky coated of rats and n words 2973 02:25:11.639 --> 02:25:16.440 A George where dem wabbits be uh like the phoenix, 2974 02:25:16.559 --> 02:25:19.280 I arise from my cum covered ashes to goon to 2975 02:25:19.360 --> 02:25:25.959 Sophia Falcone, eternal hunter, Dubois gay bar shanty man retard 2976 02:25:26.159 --> 02:25:32.000 butler screaming, ah, you not, are you not entertained at 2977 02:25:32.040 --> 02:25:32.920 the top of his well. 2978 02:25:32.920 --> 02:25:35.360 First of all, that's not who that is. Did you 2979 02:25:35.360 --> 02:25:38.319 say Retard Butler? Yeah, it's not Wait wait wait did 2980 02:25:38.360 --> 02:25:41.520 he actually say that? Did I make that Gerard Butler? Like? 2981 02:25:41.719 --> 02:25:44.319 The name is Retard Butler screaming? Are you not entertained? 2982 02:25:44.799 --> 02:25:46.440 That is Russell Crowe. 2983 02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:51.719 That is not Butler. You're thinking of three hundred fantastic. 2984 02:25:51.959 --> 02:25:57.079 I love that is amazing, the wire cross of Gerard 2985 02:25:57.159 --> 02:26:01.120 Butler and and Russell Crowe. Because because of three hundred 2986 02:26:01.239 --> 02:26:03.799 and glad, it's very funny. Sir. What you should have 2987 02:26:03.879 --> 02:26:13.000 said was Russell slow, Russell slow hard Butler Butler, and 2988 02:26:13.559 --> 02:26:16.239 remember to tug me ball, remember to tug me by 2989 02:26:16.280 --> 02:26:18.000 my balls, open your jaws and make me wetter. The 2990 02:26:18.040 --> 02:26:21.559 gatles rise against is the used for straightmens smidsche The 2991 02:26:21.639 --> 02:26:25.760 kid may always pronounce maori uh, your dumb cunts. They're 2992 02:26:25.799 --> 02:26:29.840 the people in New Zealand Mai maori. Oh. 2993 02:26:29.920 --> 02:26:31.959 I guess that makes sense? Yeah whatever, who fucking cares? 2994 02:26:31.959 --> 02:26:35.399 I don't she pipped gun on my pippa, click the 2995 02:26:35.440 --> 02:26:38.600 wrong button, subbed down a teer. I'm back Sweeney showers 2996 02:26:38.639 --> 02:26:40.680 and sneakers. No way, I'm hanging out with a couple 2997 02:26:40.680 --> 02:26:42.319 of gooners. I'm just here so I don't get killed. 2998 02:26:42.360 --> 02:26:43.920 British people coming and be like, what's all this? Then 2999 02:26:44.000 --> 02:26:46.399 big dd Grandy pulled out twenty years late and it's 3000 02:26:46.520 --> 02:26:49.479 and then the sloppiest way possible, calling that bitch Afghanistan. 3001 02:26:50.360 --> 02:26:50.840 Fun fact. 3002 02:26:50.920 --> 02:26:53.559 Brian Cranston voiced Fay Long in nineteen ninety four Street 3003 02:26:53.559 --> 02:26:57.120 Fight of two animated movie transferm Gremlin Yush majin Red Foreman. 3004 02:26:57.200 --> 02:27:00.239 What if nine to eleven was cute? The prank the 3005 02:27:00.319 --> 02:27:04.319 Canadians sulking cantankerously towards my devilish deeds. It's your boy, 3006 02:27:04.399 --> 02:27:07.079 shaannye d Servers Agent two sixty seven. Fun fact. Most 3007 02:27:07.159 --> 02:27:08.840 laugh tracks were recorded in the fifties, So when you 3008 02:27:08.879 --> 02:27:12.239 hear Sheldon talk dead people laugh. I laughed that good. 3009 02:27:12.280 --> 02:27:14.280 I dreamed that Goku was for late. 3010 02:27:14.319 --> 02:27:16.959 I don't think that's necessarily true, actually, probably not at all. 3011 02:27:18.040 --> 02:27:19.239 I think there was a rumor for a long time 3012 02:27:19.280 --> 02:27:21.479 because I know Seinfeld was filmed with like a live Yeah, 3013 02:27:21.479 --> 02:27:22.040 there was plenty of. 3014 02:27:22.040 --> 02:27:24.280 Shows around that time that they were live audiences. They 3015 02:27:24.360 --> 02:27:26.040 was saying before they would say a lot of times 3016 02:27:26.079 --> 02:27:28.280 maybe not anymore. But like this was filmed from a life. 3017 02:27:28.280 --> 02:27:30.200 To be honest, somebody would have shot like I love 3018 02:27:30.239 --> 02:27:32.040 when they would break character like on Fresh Prints. 3019 02:27:32.159 --> 02:27:34.840 Oh that was great. Yeah, and you get this like 3020 02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:38.079 he freaks out one time, Will Smith and then he 3021 02:27:38.280 --> 02:27:41.360 goes fucking fourth wall and he goes into the going 3022 02:27:41.399 --> 02:27:43.399 into the into the crowd and freeing. That was that 3023 02:27:43.479 --> 02:27:46.079 was brilliant. I was like this, that's like Will Smith Man. 3024 02:27:46.120 --> 02:27:48.120 I'm sorry, I know he did some of the fucking 3025 02:27:48.120 --> 02:27:50.600 staff thing was crazy. I think people are a little 3026 02:27:50.600 --> 02:27:51.879 hard on him. I just think he needs to I 3027 02:27:51.959 --> 02:27:53.440 just think he needs to come back with like a 3028 02:27:53.600 --> 02:27:55.840 fucking solid action film. That's all. I think. The New 3029 02:27:55.879 --> 02:27:58.000 Bad One move was pretty good. Man, I forgot about that. 3030 02:27:58.079 --> 02:27:59.719 I hate to say it was pretty I just you 3031 02:27:59.760 --> 02:28:01.760 know how like the characters look weird in the Vailguard. 3032 02:28:01.840 --> 02:28:04.639 I have that problem bad boys. These motherfuckers are like 3033 02:28:04.840 --> 02:28:07.079 twenty something years later and then they're. 3034 02:28:06.920 --> 02:28:09.360 Acting like Martin Lawrence in particular, he's like he's been 3035 02:28:09.600 --> 02:28:11.879 choking in a fucking bath for fifty years. 3036 02:28:13.200 --> 02:28:15.600 Because he was very thin before he was he was 3037 02:28:15.639 --> 02:28:16.639 just a normal person. 3038 02:28:16.440 --> 02:28:19.280 But he also was caked in makeup and these guys 3039 02:28:19.360 --> 02:28:22.079 just coloring. I was like it, So I have that 3040 02:28:22.200 --> 02:28:25.120 problem where I'm looking at these guys, like, guys, you're 3041 02:28:25.200 --> 02:28:28.600 fucking old. That guy from the second one is like 3042 02:28:28.680 --> 02:28:30.479 in the army now and he's always like a badass, 3043 02:28:30.719 --> 02:28:31.200 Like he has. 3044 02:28:31.159 --> 02:28:33.680 His own little story. He's a grown as a brown 3045 02:28:33.719 --> 02:28:37.399 ass guy. And you guys, look is a grown ass, 3046 02:28:37.760 --> 02:28:42.520 grown grown man. Yeah, Like he's older than we are. 3047 02:28:43.120 --> 02:28:46.399 That's crazy. He is Reddy's older than we are by 3048 02:28:46.479 --> 02:28:49.639 a lot. I dreamed that who is late for Gohan's 3049 02:28:49.680 --> 02:28:50.799 birthday with no presence? 3050 02:28:50.840 --> 02:28:52.440 So he came inside of condom and gave it to 3051 02:28:52.559 --> 02:28:55.159 him three IXO sewing two hamsters together to make a 3052 02:28:55.280 --> 02:29:00.840 double hamster supreme, so fucking stupid. 3053 02:29:00.879 --> 02:29:01.239 I love it. 3054 02:29:01.840 --> 02:29:05.719 H Charldow shared brown He's gonna fuck your mom, make 3055 02:29:05.760 --> 02:29:08.760 your dad trans and eat your pets, slurping stroke and 3056 02:29:08.799 --> 02:29:11.200 smoking joke and emoticons going like this eighteen hundred two 3057 02:29:11.239 --> 02:29:12.920 be like civil war situation is crazy. 3058 02:29:15.239 --> 02:29:17.000 That's great. I love that. I love that. 3059 02:29:17.120 --> 02:29:21.399 Angle watch Trump's interview with THEO Vaughn or Rogan to 3060 02:29:21.440 --> 02:29:22.479 hear him sometimes chuckle. 3061 02:29:22.520 --> 02:29:30.360 That's his closest to realize. Can you imagine he says, 3062 02:29:30.440 --> 02:29:42.040 actually the ha hello hello execute laugh execute laugh laughed 3063 02:29:42.040 --> 02:29:48.559 at I like a lot. Actually I don't like him anymore? Really, no, 3064 02:29:48.879 --> 02:29:50.000 what do you do to make you hate him? 3065 02:29:50.040 --> 02:29:54.799 So basically I started listening to He's a He's a 3066 02:29:54.879 --> 02:29:58.079 he's an RFK junior simp for for one. When I 3067 02:29:58.200 --> 02:30:00.399 was listening to him because he seemed pretty fucking reasonable 3068 02:30:00.639 --> 02:30:06.120 until very recent I theorize money like everybody else. 3069 02:30:06.200 --> 02:30:09.360 Yeah, I mean so, I was just like, because he's smart. 3070 02:30:09.440 --> 02:30:11.399 I never followed him before, but like every once a 3071 02:30:11.399 --> 02:30:14.120 while when I've seen him, his takes were pretty reasonable 3072 02:30:14.159 --> 02:30:15.920 and like even when you talk about politics, I'm. 3073 02:30:15.760 --> 02:30:18.760 Like, he's retarded, but reasonably. You know what I'm saying. 3074 02:30:18.840 --> 02:30:21.079 That's all I asked for. That's all I asked for. 3075 02:30:21.200 --> 02:30:24.000 But now I'm like, he's like, oh doing the emoji 3076 02:30:24.159 --> 02:30:26.399 like this when RFK is lying like on Twitter like 3077 02:30:26.639 --> 02:30:30.239 saying all this dumb fucking bullshit, and I'm like, I'm done. 3078 02:30:30.719 --> 02:30:33.559 You're a dumb gay comedian too, Yeah, get in the 3079 02:30:33.600 --> 02:30:36.559 bad way right, not the good sex you no, I 3080 02:30:36.600 --> 02:30:38.879 mean gay and like stupid and bad, Like did you 3081 02:30:38.920 --> 02:30:41.719 see that fucking Ariana Grande on fucking SNL Say no, 3082 02:30:42.159 --> 02:30:46.760 she said that. Yeah, I must say her episode was 3083 02:30:46.799 --> 02:30:49.920 fucking really like good. It was kind of weird because 3084 02:30:49.959 --> 02:30:51.280 like she was on and there was like this thing. 3085 02:30:51.319 --> 02:30:55.120 I think the whole premise was like the sketch was like, uh, 3086 02:30:55.600 --> 02:30:59.840 these two gay guys. Uh. It's like the sun is 3087 02:31:00.000 --> 02:31:03.120 introducing the boyfriend to the family or whatever, but the 3088 02:31:03.159 --> 02:31:05.200 mom is like hyper competitive and it's like a game night, 3089 02:31:05.639 --> 02:31:07.159 and so she just calls him gay a bunch and 3090 02:31:07.239 --> 02:31:09.559 it's like and he's just making fun of him cause 3091 02:31:09.559 --> 02:31:11.159 he's gay. They're like, Mom, I'm gay, and she's like, no, 3092 02:31:11.319 --> 02:31:12.840 I didn't mean it that way. I meant gay isn't 3093 02:31:12.879 --> 02:31:15.760 stupid and bad. And I forget. I forget that Ariana 3094 02:31:15.760 --> 02:31:18.280 Grande is like an actor, like like I'm like actually 3095 02:31:18.360 --> 02:31:18.840 good at. 3096 02:31:18.760 --> 02:31:20.680 Performing, right, that's what she was doing. Yeah, Like I 3097 02:31:20.760 --> 02:31:24.079 totally forgot because I just like how she's funny. She's 3098 02:31:24.120 --> 02:31:26.719 like really funny on that show, and I was just like, wow, 3099 02:31:26.760 --> 02:31:27.239 that's crazy. 3100 02:31:27.399 --> 02:31:27.799 That's good. 3101 02:31:27.959 --> 02:31:30.399 I mean, yeah, I I forget. I sometimes whenever she 3102 02:31:30.440 --> 02:31:32.479 has an interview, I get angry, but like, yeah, I 3103 02:31:32.520 --> 02:31:34.520 forget about I forget. It makes me forget that she's 3104 02:31:34.520 --> 02:31:35.479 actually very talented. 3105 02:31:35.680 --> 02:31:38.399 Yeah, Obi want to blow me. I'm I'm beating him up, 3106 02:31:38.399 --> 02:31:41.200 suckers panis that's just how I'm gay? Uh? Just to 3107 02:31:41.280 --> 02:31:41.840 know that I'm gay? 3108 02:31:42.319 --> 02:31:45.079 Kremlin to gremlin fifty cents to fifty scent, blood in 3109 02:31:45.159 --> 02:31:48.000 my piss, chun Ley pulling a Sofia eurista on my face? 3110 02:31:48.600 --> 02:31:50.760 Why is the stark tank gay and retarded? At least 3111 02:31:50.799 --> 02:31:54.079 twenty seven million, one hundred and two thousand and sixty 3112 02:31:54.200 --> 02:31:56.399 nine ants in the shape of a human. I feel 3113 02:31:56.399 --> 02:32:00.559 like that number keeps changing. Solid snake voice, Hey, nal. 3114 02:32:02.479 --> 02:32:05.440 Riding gives a really good head. What the fuck did 3115 02:32:05.479 --> 02:32:06.079 you just say to me? 3116 02:32:08.040 --> 02:32:11.520 Stupid wage Slate five eighty three Pepini Brothers Presents Vegeta's 3117 02:32:11.520 --> 02:32:14.280 Galactic Food Review Channel donc Doncerson, you may be a 3118 02:32:14.280 --> 02:32:15.879 good cunt and bounce and me talking to back of 3119 02:32:17.200 --> 02:32:18.559 that guy wrote into Sacred recently. 3120 02:32:21.040 --> 02:32:26.360 Yeah, fucking like Gade six. Uh, won't you please make 3121 02:32:26.559 --> 02:32:36.280 gay what I was doing? Fucking peeling your teeth out? 3122 02:32:37.959 --> 02:32:40.959 Gade six? Won't you please make gay? For a very 3123 02:32:41.000 --> 02:32:43.399 special gay? 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It's like the best like 3163 02:34:45.159 --> 02:34:47.520 I've seen out of like someone trying to make themselves. 3164 02:34:47.600 --> 02:34:50.799 And I was like, it's funny how his weird fucking 3165 02:34:50.920 --> 02:34:57.319 face would fit well, fucking that's not bad at all. Yeah, pointed, 3166 02:34:57.639 --> 02:34:59.840 there you go, man, look at that looks pretty good. 3167 02:35:00.040 --> 02:35:01.840 Has mongol not bad? You gotta you gotta dal it. 3168 02:35:02.000 --> 02:35:05.159 I was like, whenever I try to make myself, it 3169 02:35:05.200 --> 02:35:07.959 never works. Never works a video game. All right, guys, 3170 02:35:08.079 --> 02:35:13.799 we're running late today. Thanks for joining in. Goodbye, farewell God, 3171 02:35:14.920 --> 02:35:17.959 I gotta go alright, boo boo boo boom, God damn 3172 02:35:18.000 --> 02:35:18.040 it