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Speaker 1: at this beautiful Look at this power we got that
Speaker 1: little crosshair he's got that I've got.
Speaker 3: Look at that little tiny blue fucking orb of lightning
Speaker 3: that he has.
Speaker 1: Just can destroy the whole world. You see that fucking ship.
Speaker 1: I will destroy the whole world with this.
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Speaker 1: How are you doing? How are you doing there? How
Speaker 1: you doing you doing? Are you what? The Stark Tank podcast.
Speaker 1: That's Derek. What's up? Baby? That's Kickson? Damn? Oh this guys.
Speaker 1: He touching He touching a negroid there, that's kicks it
Speaker 1: over there right there. I don't know if you see him, guys,
Speaker 1: do you see him? But that's so rude? Do you
Speaker 1: see him? What that is? That isn't that just a
Speaker 1: black android? Negroid is a creature that's human like but
Speaker 1: not human.
Speaker 4: Are you sure it's like android, like you know android
Speaker 4: is he's a black.
Speaker 1: And sid isn't the black android. I'm positive. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure Toriyama invented the word android. He amitted android and
Speaker 1: said a black android is a negroid, and he is,
Speaker 1: in fact Android sixty nine. Is there, No, No, there's
Speaker 1: articulous one in the movie. Technically there's two black people
Speaker 1: in DBZ man is it. Yeah? If you there's like two,
Speaker 1: it's ubs not black. I means Indian. Is he he's
Speaker 1: like Indian or something like that? Are you sure? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: actually he's not. He's not Indian because there's an Indian
Speaker 1: guy actually from Dragon Ball. But Uba is like a
Speaker 1: darker skinned, like Middle Eastern person. I guess I'll claim him.
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Speaker 4: There's uh, you know, there's somebody who's a you know,
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Speaker 4: the he's kind of like the the servant of the
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Speaker 1: Is a demon. But he is the color black.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, he has minstrel colors and version looking crazier
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Speaker 4: little questionable.
Speaker 1: The god, I guess a little weird. There was that
Speaker 1: boxer dude they a shooter a record something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember, we had very distinct finctures that like,
Speaker 4: he's unmistakably black.
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Speaker 1: Waiting for that.
Speaker 4: I was hoping, uh now that the vail guard dropped
Speaker 4: that maybe I was going to see some stuff that
Speaker 4: kind of made me have second thoughts. I did you
Speaker 4: know one of those kind of coping mechanisms that you're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe you know, because I I really do. I really
Speaker 4: did want to play. It's not one of those fucking
Speaker 4: things where I'm just complaining for the sake of it, right,
Speaker 4: But it actually went in the other direction. It reinforced
Speaker 4: there was there there's I just I have to I
Speaker 4: have to bring this to your guys attention.
Speaker 1: This is so fucking crazy to me. What is it?
Speaker 4: So it's the lightest of spoiler, not really because like
Speaker 4: they showcased this scene most a lot of it in
Speaker 4: the when they were like revealing some shit, like when
Speaker 4: when Veric confronts Soulas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and essentially.
Speaker 4: The riding suggests that this whole thing could have been
Speaker 4: avoided if Soulas would have just talk to somebody about
Speaker 4: his plan. And I was like, wait, wait, wait, hold
Speaker 4: on pause. I've heard people say that the writing's pretty
Speaker 4: fucking good, and then like I see this thing that
Speaker 4: like literally that just spawned because and I and I'm
Speaker 4: not joking, he just didn't say any think did anybody.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm not trying to destroy the world. He's like,
Speaker 4: you're gonna take down the veil. I had a plan
Speaker 4: and he's like, now it's your fault that these eleven gods,
Speaker 4: my enemies escaped. And I'm like so so like you
Speaker 4: came to the Inquisition when your plan failed, and then
Speaker 4: this time you're just like no. And I was like
Speaker 4: it made me. It made me go turn off my
Speaker 4: computer because I was like, I I can't, how do
Speaker 4: you justify writing that shitty Derek?
Speaker 1: I can't, Derek, can you please stop? You have no clue,
Speaker 1: You have no clue how much I was I threatened
Speaker 1: to kill myself if this game wasn't good. I threatened
Speaker 1: it on ear I threatened on Twitter we're waiting, I
Speaker 1: threatened it. I threatened to take my own life the
Speaker 1: cloud cloud out of the podcast.
Speaker 4: Cloud dude, I feel insane. When I saw that, I
Speaker 4: was like, I feel like I'm actually insane.
Speaker 1: This can't be real. We're talking about the scene about
Speaker 1: the going so I'm non buyinary now, and the way
Speaker 1: we were like we were going over the fact that,
Speaker 1: like first and foremost, right, yeah, a lot of non
Speaker 1: binary this exists in ancient cultures. Exact fact that, like
Speaker 1: the fact that people are going crazy about that is
Speaker 1: like we don't know history at all. Well those people are,
Speaker 1: they're just but the culture where people fuck them, yeah,
Speaker 1: like people, but it is written fucking terricy. That's the point. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: only problem. And you're like, how would you find out
Speaker 1: the equation unless you ask someone if they are in
Speaker 1: fact binary, and it they'd be like that I am
Speaker 1: non binary.
Speaker 3: Dragon age setting. There's it's it's fantastical.
Speaker 1: Especially for Canari too. It makes sense because they're from
Speaker 1: a different other culture.
Speaker 3: Right, but hold on, like we're existing in the framework
Speaker 3: of like fantasy. The pretext of fantasy. It doesn't always
Speaker 3: have to be. But like the idea is that it's
Speaker 3: kind of ancient. It's like ancient tinged. It's not like
Speaker 3: computers and like fucking you know sci fi ship running
Speaker 3: around contemporary technology. It is like olden and when you're
Speaker 3: looking at like you try to if you want to
Speaker 3: have a character and convey it as like, okay, it
Speaker 3: is a non binary character.
Speaker 1: There's so many.
Speaker 3: Avenues throughout history that you can choose to pick from
Speaker 3: to code that message into the game that make it
Speaker 3: feel that makes it feel like it's from this kind
Speaker 3: of setting or era or what have you. There are
Speaker 3: so many spiritualities in ancient cultures that literally follow the
Speaker 3: definition of what non binary is without using that very
Speaker 3: modern term, it's insane. It would be like it would
Speaker 3: be like somebody in Skyrim talking about their like KD
Speaker 3: Ratio or something where it's just like.
Speaker 4: It would you would be like they wouldn't say that
Speaker 4: the fund it's insane, dude. You know, you know writing
Speaker 4: like the simple rule about writing. It sounds very trivial
Speaker 4: to say this, but the only rule about writing is believability. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it. That's the only so if it, if it,
Speaker 4: if it fits in that universe, it's good. And that's
Speaker 4: the problem with this, and to the point of saying
Speaker 4: obviously is clearly not about there being a non binary character.
Speaker 4: It's just like in Dragon AG's Inquisition. A lot of
Speaker 4: people miss this, including myself, because of how fine the
Speaker 4: character was. Krim Crim's in the Chargers, Iron Bulls Chargers.
Speaker 4: Krim is a trans man. You kind of Dragon Yeah,
Speaker 4: and Dragon's Inquisition, So the third installment twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: There's a but they don't outright say it.
Speaker 4: You suspect it, but not really, and you don't give
Speaker 4: a shit because Krim's cool. Then you get to know
Speaker 4: the Chargers because like iron Bull invites you, He's like,
Speaker 4: come meet my crew, and then she's a little more
Speaker 4: forthcoming about it, and then he supposed he he's more
Speaker 4: forthcoming about it.
Speaker 1: And then you can have more caveats.
Speaker 4: You can you can read like a codex, or you
Speaker 4: can just see the backstory on the Dragon Age wiki
Speaker 4: or whatever and just showing you his story and it's
Speaker 4: like it completely fits within that world how he ended
Speaker 4: up there. It completely makes sense. And he's cool. He's
Speaker 4: the second in commander of the fucking of this mercenary group.
Speaker 4: And he's cool as shit, and I forgot because he's
Speaker 4: so he's written well enough to where you don't think
Speaker 4: about that shit. Yeah, in the way that I saw
Speaker 4: another scene again, light spoiler, but you probably, if you're
Speaker 4: interested in this at all, you must have seen this
Speaker 4: at this point because those coach were freaks posted it everywhere.
Speaker 4: But a returning character too little, too late, by the way, Isabella,
Speaker 4: who should have returned a long time ago. Because Isabella,
Speaker 4: she was there from some beginning. You meet her, you
Speaker 4: meet her in that bar, and then fucking the second one.
Speaker 4: She has a very huge arc, right, because the fucking
Speaker 4: the aerostok wants to fuck her butt essentially for the baby, right,
Speaker 4: it's I'm being stupid, No, don't if anyone believe me
Speaker 4: that that's not what he wanted. He didn't want to
Speaker 4: fuck her. But long story short, didn't make a return
Speaker 4: at all, and like many people to make a return,
Speaker 4: inquisition and now you're gonna I was like, too little,
Speaker 4: too late. They're not connected to the inquisitor, they're not
Speaker 4: intected to my hero Farrell Diden I don't care. But yeah,
Speaker 4: so that scene with her, she accidentally misuses the pronouns,
Speaker 4: and then she kind of punishes herself by doing these
Speaker 4: push ups as a reminder to basically what it does
Speaker 4: is not only was it preachy, it was it was
Speaker 4: kind of like putting the onus on you to respect
Speaker 4: the pronouns were It's like, first of all, in a
Speaker 4: real world world setting, most people who if you're friends
Speaker 4: with somebody who changes their gender or whatever, you'll respect them.
Speaker 4: If you don't respect them, you're not their friends, and
Speaker 4: they don't give a fuck about you in the first place.
Speaker 1: So this weird thing, I was like, who's this four?
Speaker 4: Because if one of my friends changed gender and they're like,
Speaker 4: could you call me this.
Speaker 1: Or even nickname?
Speaker 4: I have a new nickname now, yeah, even I would
Speaker 4: be like I would try my best to remember, and
Speaker 4: if I slip up, I know they wouldn't chastise me
Speaker 4: because they know I'm putting in the effort.
Speaker 1: So but that's not how that fucking scene's written. Literally,
Speaker 1: one of my closest friends, why I hang out with
Speaker 1: all the time that christians us all the time too,
Speaker 1: is a trance. It's a trans woman, and I make
Speaker 1: mistakes every now and then about misgendering them, and I've
Speaker 1: never it's never been anything other than like, oh my mistake, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's harmless. You're not some that's like, oh never.
Speaker 4: And then again, if you were that, they wouldn't be
Speaker 4: hanging out with you, right, if you were being a
Speaker 4: cut to them, they would just stop hanging out with them.
Speaker 1: So the problem of that scene, I was like, who's this.
Speaker 3: Four It's written terribly, man, It's it's written like I
Speaker 3: saw somebody, like we mentioned this before, but like it's
Speaker 3: it's something some reviewer. I think it was Ralph. I think, uh,
Speaker 3: skill up. He said it was like everybody's written like
Speaker 3: hr was in the room, yeah while they're talking.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And I saw a clip I tweeted it out. I
Speaker 3: saw there's like a family guy clip of Will Smith rapping.
Speaker 3: I saw it making the rounds and it is like
Speaker 3: it is literally like I saw that. I think this
Speaker 3: is how Dragon Age feels. Like I respect women when
Speaker 3: I'm on a date. I take them to the park
Speaker 3: or maybe a museum, not only trying to kiss him
Speaker 3: when they're ready.
Speaker 1: Like that's how it is.
Speaker 3: That's really like, and everybody tells you, like straight up,
Speaker 3: like what they're feeling there's no like interpretation involved. It's
Speaker 3: always like I've been so preoccupied with learning the truth
Speaker 3: of my ancestors or whatever. It's like, yeah, that's you
Speaker 3: should have.
Speaker 4: Hey, shut up, shut the fuck up, like you were
Speaker 4: trying to kill people, right, I was trying to actually overlook,
Speaker 4: So I did overlook. I was like, okay, this is
Speaker 4: me personally, since I rarely play as a renegade. I
Speaker 4: like the options when it's there, so it's like I'm
Speaker 4: a dick when it calls for it. But I don't
Speaker 4: normally do full renegade art, so that's not technically how
Speaker 4: I like to play. Unless as soon as bald as
Speaker 4: Gay three came out, because the stuff that you can
Speaker 4: do past anything I've ever played before.
Speaker 1: It is so I had to indulge. There is a
Speaker 1: good guy, there's a new then there's a demon extremely
Speaker 1: dark merge. I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 4: You've never been able to like a Bane, the beloved
Speaker 4: character you can just decapitate right like in the beginning
Speaker 4: of the game.
Speaker 1: Its favorite character, the nicest woman on the arguably like
Speaker 1: the second favorite character in the game, the first one.
Speaker 1: It's and I think it's because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: horny men.
Speaker 4: The uh shadow heeart really yes, absolutely, well think about
Speaker 4: lear Leara is. If you look at the polls, the
Speaker 4: R is the most popular.
Speaker 1: She's not the best character, but shadow Heart would. Shadow
Speaker 1: Heart was the one that I gravitated. I didn't get
Speaker 1: too deep. I'm smash both of them, but I'm mainly
Speaker 1: I'm sure there right now. Bro. I met big numbers, Bro,
Speaker 1: I met Carlac and she was like doing damage to
Speaker 1: me because she was just around and setting the place
Speaker 1: on fire or whatever. And I was like, no, you, Paladin, no,
Speaker 1: this is so inconvenient.
Speaker 4: She was being a complete dumb That's why you can
Speaker 4: do that whole thing without her. But I'm like, get
Speaker 4: this out of your bitch with her to get the
Speaker 4: she gets the sword sea, Yeah, well I did it.
Speaker 4: I did it with her, but it's just annoying that
Speaker 4: she's running around sighting shit on fire, making you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: I want this is all I want. All I want
Speaker 1: is a big destructive bitch on my side. Woman. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I just love well sorry, but yeah, so fantastic.
Speaker 1: So one of the two, which are one both, she's both,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the the the actual lack of actually being
Speaker 1: an a dickhead. It was.
Speaker 4: I didn't really I heard everybody say it, but actually
Speaker 4: getting to like really see it and see multiple examples
Speaker 4: of just how soft it was. I was more taken
Speaker 4: aback than I thought it was gonna because I was
Speaker 4: like back, you know, I like to be a dick
Speaker 4: when it calls for it, kind of like in the
Speaker 4: Mass Effect when they would be the triggered parts where
Speaker 4: it's like Paragon or Renegade, and there's moments I always
Speaker 4: chose Renegade because it was just a better choice usually
Speaker 4: used to be a dick to somebody, like punching the
Speaker 4: reporter or something, you know, like so shit like that.
Speaker 4: So it uh, it's man, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do at this. It's I've
Speaker 4: never been in a situation like this where I wanted
Speaker 4: to play something so badly but I know I'm not
Speaker 4: going to enjoy it, So like, how the fuck do
Speaker 4: you cope with that?
Speaker 1: I want that game? I want to you.
Speaker 4: Guys had anything like that before, like something like that,
Speaker 4: Like you're like, man, I still really want to play
Speaker 4: this because this is like my bread and butter, but
Speaker 4: I know that it's not built for me. Unfortunately, it's
Speaker 4: not for me anymore. I don't know for card game
Speaker 4: video games.
Speaker 1: Okay, card games. Probably one piece of card game. I'd
Speaker 1: love to play that card because I love one piece.
Speaker 1: But it's the same time, like I don't I think
Speaker 1: band is a terrible company. I think one piece of
Speaker 1: card game is so boring. So I'm like, I'm just
Speaker 1: not gonna stay away from it. It hurts, so yeah see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that's that's. That's my quick little update.
Speaker 4: I I did say in my video, I haven't dropped
Speaker 4: it yet because I haven't had time to edit it, but.
Speaker 1: I will play.
Speaker 4: I guess I should say it here too. I said
Speaker 4: I will play it if somebody gifts it to me,
Speaker 4: like because I just want I'm I'm not I'm not
Speaker 4: fucking buying it Christmas. I know I don't want to
Speaker 4: buying like something else that I haven't played it. I
Speaker 4: haven't played a Space Marine two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's good. Yeah, so like that.
Speaker 4: There's because I've been working on my backlog, and I
Speaker 4: said I was only gonna make exceptions for something as
Speaker 4: big as Dragon Age because I'm gonna stick to But
Speaker 4: now I'm like, well, I guess I'm gonna go back
Speaker 4: to Uh, I never finished Doomy Journal, so I'm working
Speaker 4: on Boye tourntal Nod. Yeah, so that's uh, that's that's
Speaker 4: where that's where I'm Attournal is hard. That's why I
Speaker 4: think I may have came back to it because like, well,
Speaker 4: I I didn't I put it down. I don't I
Speaker 4: got distracted. I guess yeah, And I was like, now
Speaker 4: it is pretty fucking tough. And then I don't know
Speaker 4: what happened the first and I was like, I'm done.
Speaker 4: Ancient Gods is really difficult, obnoxiously.
Speaker 3: So I've heard it's four people who beat the game,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it's one of those like.
Speaker 1: I beat the game and then like I put it
Speaker 1: down for a while, and then that's like fucking the ELD.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh yeah, just jumping into this
Speaker 1: is That's why so many assholes were like this is
Speaker 1: so hard. I'm like, what did you guys?
Speaker 4: Like I said, those guys run around for d S
Speaker 4: three because like the Ring City DLC compared to the
Speaker 4: base game is comically hard, because that even the base.
Speaker 1: Game of Dark Souls three is really not easy. It's
Speaker 1: not parts of that game that are super obnoxious, and
Speaker 1: it's like, let's just make it harder. And it's like,
Speaker 1: let's make it.
Speaker 4: Let's make the them so much more aggressive, the bosses
Speaker 4: are so much harder.
Speaker 1: But like that's just that's what they do, right, aggressive
Speaker 1: as But yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: And I will say, Man, look, I don't want to
Speaker 4: discourage people that aren't really huge Dragon Age fans or
Speaker 4: they don't mind, like say, the total shift fucking have
Speaker 4: at it, Man, have the fuck at it. I'm it's
Speaker 4: it's it's already been done. The damage has already been done.
Speaker 4: The game is what it is. And if you're sitting
Speaker 4: here being like, oh no, that stuff really bothers me,
Speaker 4: and you know, I kind of want to play with
Speaker 4: like a fun magic, e hack and slashy kind of thing,
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 3: I hate the build diversity is actually pretty not bad
Speaker 3: from a perspective, Okay, I mean maybe there's something there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there could be something there. And especially if you
Speaker 1: don't if you don't have a if you don't have
Speaker 1: a huge tie to the old games, man, I can't
Speaker 1: see how you would hate this game. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, I think it's gonna sell very well.
Speaker 1: I think so too.
Speaker 4: I Actually it seems really and and against all of
Speaker 4: the people that wanted us review bomb, it's not really
Speaker 4: being review bomb. I think it's sitting at eighty percent
Speaker 4: on like a eighty percent positive on a steam for example,
Speaker 4: and the scores are hovering around eighty or eight point.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, it is very disheartening. But it's just
Speaker 4: the thing where it's like you kind of have to
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, this, this, this is the same for us, man,
Speaker 4: It's it's not what we wanted and what we expected.
Speaker 4: I just dropped it. I saw the trailer for Dragon
Speaker 4: h too, it's it's it's this this uh, it's this
Speaker 4: extended destiny trailer. That's what it's called, like extended. When
Speaker 4: you look at that versus what it turned into, it
Speaker 4: kind of actually almost made me like emotional where I
Speaker 4: was like, it's it's night and day, but I was like,
Speaker 4: how could you properly express how night and day it is?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Getting older is fun because you get to watch things
Speaker 3: just lose their special news over time.
Speaker 1: It's really it's really and you get to watch it like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, I still love this as we were Pokemon,
Speaker 1: looking at Pokemon now and seeing how like just granted
Speaker 1: it was insane when we were younger, like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a pillar of like design, but seeing some Pokemon
Speaker 1: out of just ice cream cones is like, fuck.
Speaker 3: That was always a problem, to be fair, because they
Speaker 3: had the magnet and then they have the fun Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had the poke, that one that was sludge.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I'm not like, I'm admitting to it.
Speaker 1: I'm admitting to the fact that it looked stupid. When
Speaker 1: you get older, you're you lose the that like wonderful
Speaker 1: glow of vision and you're like, oh shit, this is
Speaker 1: the wonder I'm admitting in this now to the older ones,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the wonder of it goes away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but even but yeah, I mean I don't know
Speaker 3: with the tones are gonna shift and things are dude, man,
Speaker 3: I've had this exact experience already, you know, for years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so like I it sucks it.
Speaker 4: How did you feel when how much stuff did you see? Say,
Speaker 4: for example, Halo four was a big shift for a
Speaker 4: lot of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you feel? What did you see? Everything?
Speaker 4: Before it dropped or was it you experiencing playing it
Speaker 4: then you were like, oh, this is this is very different.
Speaker 3: Well, I remember experiencing it, and I remember playing it
Speaker 3: and being like I remember thinking I liked it because
Speaker 3: there was no way that I couldn't like it. I
Speaker 3: remember being like, there's no way, because it wasn't It's
Speaker 3: not like it's a shit like a shit game. It's
Speaker 3: very competent, like compared to like a lot of other things.
Speaker 3: It's not terrible like it's a it's a solid like
Speaker 3: eighty even with the stuff that I don't like, but
Speaker 3: the shit that it did to like storytelling and tone.
Speaker 3: It's so emotional for like no reason, which at the
Speaker 3: time I thought was like, oh, kind of this is
Speaker 3: kind of neat, like.
Speaker 1: It's the character. No.
Speaker 3: I remember specifically thinking that, like, oh I cry, I
Speaker 3: tear it up at the end, so it must have
Speaker 3: been good.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: And it's like the distance kind of get like and
Speaker 3: then you you kind of jump into multiplay and you're like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to play.
Speaker 1: This right now, and you think like that's unusual, and.
Speaker 3: Then you just don't touch it for a long time,
Speaker 3: and then you realize like, oh, I haven't played through
Speaker 3: the story a single time.
Speaker 1: After I, which is never true.
Speaker 3: Like usually it's like, oh I beat it, Now I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go legendary or like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: or right now we're gonna co op or something. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I didn't have to read. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to do that. Why didn't I want to
Speaker 3: do that? Even though I thought I liked it. And
Speaker 3: then I just played it again years later and I
Speaker 3: was just like, Wow, this is fucked in every possible.
Speaker 1: It's ugly looking.
Speaker 3: It's actually the same experience in some way as the
Speaker 3: Dragon Age thing, because it's like, why does.
Speaker 1: It look like this? Why did they make this look
Speaker 1: like this? It's like, why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 4: Very that specifically, Yeah, because I played all those games,
Speaker 4: I played them all consecutively.
Speaker 1: Because I did, I never played four.
Speaker 4: So when the Master Chief Collection came out and like
Speaker 4: everything was out and I was like, oh, let me,
Speaker 4: let's let's play everything back to back because I haven't
Speaker 4: played I barely played the Originals because I didn't have
Speaker 4: an Xbox. My brother did yees, and I only Reached
Speaker 4: was my game that I played multiple times because it
Speaker 4: was available for my three sixty anyway. Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: going from fucking reach and like going moving forward, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, it's really I was like, that's fairly
Speaker 1: it just I was like, it's not really an adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is you know, it's an adventure
Speaker 1: as an adventure, but it's not an adventure. It's a
Speaker 1: problem clumsy. I remember enough. That is a problem. I
Speaker 1: don't remember enough in that game either. I went on
Speaker 1: to that game because how stupid it was. Remember getting
Speaker 1: the light weapons. You got a shotgun that shot it
Speaker 1: like a come neon lights at you, and then it
Speaker 1: it was okay, it was it's shipped. I didn't like
Speaker 1: how it worked. But and then like all of the
Speaker 1: like what makes it really weird. It's like imagine playing
Speaker 1: D and D and you just meet all the gods.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh wow, yeah, that's kind of what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm in Olympus. It's like as well as a dude,
Speaker 1: I'm a level two cleric and I'm sitting like what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: It demystifies the entire universe for no reason, like the
Speaker 3: whole point of like.
Speaker 1: I had the nerve to make they made the book
Speaker 1: with all of the Lord, the Ancient Lord right after that,
Speaker 1: and like this all falls apart because I met a
Speaker 1: flour Runner and I'm sure Chief could be out of
Speaker 1: one of them, as Yeah.
Speaker 3: You have like a trilogy of books like detailing the
Speaker 3: day to day lives of these creatures that you're not
Speaker 3: even supposed to have a concept of. And you're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's this guy's dad or uncle, and he's like this
Speaker 3: is his car. It's just like, who the fuck can't
Speaker 3: like this is and to the point where they realized
Speaker 3: what they were doing, and then so they had to
Speaker 3: add they had to so they have the Forerunners, and
Speaker 3: then the Forerunners have the precursors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the proof of those words mean the same thing.
Speaker 1: And the fore Runners, by the way, call themselves the.
Speaker 3: Forerunners, which is insane that it's insane.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid because the real love that they're supposed
Speaker 1: to be humans. The whole time they were supposed to
Speaker 1: be humans. They were never supposed to be a different species,
Speaker 1: supposed to be humans from before. That's why Chief can
Speaker 1: use the stuff, because that means it invalidates Why the
Speaker 1: fuck can Chief use the stuff if he had to
Speaker 1: be evolved into something that could use the stuff that
Speaker 1: all of that. It's it's raping itself. It's the Ora
Speaker 1: Boro Snake, but it's raping itself. It's coming out of
Speaker 1: it and it's going up its own mass again, and
Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck am I seeing? Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: People did that game past because it's performed well and
Speaker 3: it's acted well, and that is absolutely true. It's like
Speaker 3: a step above I think the other games too, because
Speaker 3: like other games are like a little bit campy on
Speaker 3: purpose to be fair, but like it's like it's just
Speaker 3: a lot more serious and people are like, well, I've
Speaker 3: never seen this out of this.
Speaker 1: And it's like that's cool. But like the novelty, where's off?
Speaker 3: The second you realize that it's just been raped to
Speaker 3: depth in front of.
Speaker 1: You, it's what is that? It's a fan base and
Speaker 1: then Halo five is worse.
Speaker 3: So then there's like a so then there's like a
Speaker 3: snowball of like no, well you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it's worse as a result.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's so it's a fallout. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this is the bomb. This is the fallout.
Speaker 1: Because the bomb is so catastrophic, people don't understand or
Speaker 1: how bad it was.
Speaker 4: People were like, oh, it's the fun, that's bad. What
Speaker 4: the what's the worst thing about Halo five, do you guys?
Speaker 1: Everything about sparn Lock? Yeah, everything about spartan Lock. Really no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The worst thing is that the word the truly worst
Speaker 1: part is Arburner and Chief after years meeting each other
Speaker 1: and not having an interaction. They should have had an interaction.
Speaker 1: They should have raped each other. They should they should
Speaker 1: have had a put their ship on the ground, and
Speaker 1: like one of us is getting fed. That's crazy that
Speaker 1: they the fact that they didn't have the fact that
Speaker 1: they didn't, I'm so angry just think of it.
Speaker 3: But like, yeah, they didn't have an interact. Every everything
Speaker 3: about that game is the issue with that game. Isn't
Speaker 3: even necessarily that it's but it's just like nothing happens,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Nothing nothing happened that drunk fights.
Speaker 3: I remember I was just talking because we did a
Speaker 3: consolation about like the releases. I remember being in line
Speaker 3: were you with us? It was me and Whisk went
Speaker 3: to the Halo five.
Speaker 1: I was that Destiny with you guys. Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So we went to if I've been at really and
Speaker 1: we were in line.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, man, I'm pretty excited because the beta
Speaker 3: was the beta was actually really fun, like and I
Speaker 3: still think that game is fun actually, but like if.
Speaker 1: It was sixty franch for second, that game could be
Speaker 1: a viable playing game. That game was fifty six. Sorry
Speaker 1: fov so I've had it had a wife because it
Speaker 1: was a stunted like seventy it's tight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if that was on PC, it it'd be awesome,
Speaker 3: but like, but yeah, the I remember being in line
Speaker 3: at the game stop here, I think even like in
Speaker 3: fucking Glendale in the Americana, and I remember just being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I guess because the beta was really great
Speaker 3: and it was a real beta too. It was like
Speaker 3: a beta a year ahead, so like they had it
Speaker 3: that had time to like really like it wasn't one
Speaker 3: of those fake betas where it's like two months before
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: You're not doing anything, so like it done. I remember
Speaker 1: being stoked about it and being like, oh, the marketing
Speaker 1: was really cool. It's like, oh, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Like he's chief is like a trader or something, and
Speaker 3: there's like you're hunting, like it's gonna be a double
Speaker 3: sided story.
Speaker 1: That's cool. It's like Haylo two again. This is dope.
Speaker 3: And then I remember some guy unprompted, like I don't
Speaker 3: even remember like what the interaction was. I was talking
Speaker 3: to Whisk about it, and he was like, hey, did
Speaker 3: you see this, and he turns his phone to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know this person he shows me. He shows
Speaker 3: me because I guess the game had leaked or something
Speaker 3: or people have got it early. He shows me that
Speaker 3: fight scene of Chief in Locke, like drunkenly fighting and
Speaker 3: like obvious, mocat.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? No?
Speaker 2: You this?
Speaker 1: So I didn't finish it. I was direct the fight
Speaker 1: scenes bad.
Speaker 4: That's crazy because there's only a couple of things I remember.
Speaker 4: I just remember the opening where I'm like, whoa, they're
Speaker 4: going hard on the paint.
Speaker 1: I wish I could, you know.
Speaker 4: It looked like Titan Fall to me, like the way
Speaker 4: that they move. I'm like, oh man, I wish I
Speaker 4: could do more.
Speaker 1: The beginning. Yeah, yeah, at the beginning because fight scene
Speaker 1: is so it's that's why I'm like, I did finish
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 4: But that was just like I don't know why I
Speaker 4: didn't finish it. I think other shit just kept coming out.
Speaker 3: As I'm talking. I want you to look this up
Speaker 3: and watch it. It is it's not that long. It
Speaker 3: is unbelievable. But the context of this is I am
Speaker 3: in line waiting for the midnight release of this game,
Speaker 3: and this guy was.
Speaker 1: I guess he was there too, so he's excited about it.
Speaker 1: But remember that, remember the second result.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when I told it, I put in master Chief
Speaker 4: and the second result is versus Lock.
Speaker 1: It is dude, you don't have to have the sound on,
Speaker 1: but like, oh my god, so bad. He must have
Speaker 1: showed you this video too. It is nine years old.
Speaker 1: It is that.
Speaker 3: Literal video probably, but like he turns it, he literally
Speaker 3: turns to me, he says like, did you see this?
Speaker 1: Because he is.
Speaker 3: You have to keep in mind this is people who
Speaker 3: are excited about this game, who are in line for
Speaker 3: the midnight release, who, by the way, have all undoubtedly
Speaker 3: experienced the launch of the Master Chief collection, which was
Speaker 3: broken as fuck. Right, so you're already there with like
Speaker 3: a hint of like, I hope this is you know,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm excited, but like that was pretty I don't
Speaker 3: know that was rough. This is two things in a
Speaker 3: row now before was like, but most people liked it,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, okay, maybe I'm maybe it's.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was me.
Speaker 3: But then the Chief Collection comes out and it's fucked
Speaker 3: and it doesn't work. And now we're in line for
Speaker 3: this and he shows this fight scene to me, presumably
Speaker 3: because he was watching it and was just so sad
Speaker 3: that he couldn't suffer.
Speaker 1: A lot had it follows as interact, He say, hands,
Speaker 1: you said that Misery loves Company.
Speaker 3: Man, it is un fucking believable. It looks like too
Speaker 3: drunk idiots. It's really bad, just grappling. It's really bad.
Speaker 1: He's watching it right now, Derek. Oh come on dude, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm these guys are spartans, right can you imagine? Imagine
Speaker 1: that's Krados. That's what cred and Thorn looks like fighting
Speaker 1: each other. Literally, the literally the Credos Baalder fight with
Speaker 1: the Mods is more accurate. Oh my god, it's horrible,
Speaker 1: like and like, look, guys, this is not an over exaggeration. No,
Speaker 1: it's really bad. Like it's like it's it's like just people,
Speaker 1: It's just it's people in a bar, it's people in
Speaker 1: an Irish pub fighting these are killers, these are warriors,
Speaker 1: these are super wow. I saw that in line at
Speaker 1: the midnight release, in line to pick this game up.
Speaker 1: I remember me like, maybe it's the worst one.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's another, like maybe it picks up later, and
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm excited because, you know what.
Speaker 1: De bait, it was fun. I thought it was just tired. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe like they're already tired.
Speaker 3: It's like early in the game. Maybe it's like their
Speaker 3: first square off be crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he probably has Promethean cancer. Dude. Imagine Spartan's
Speaker 1: moving that slowly, Dude, I couldn't believe it. Likely they
Speaker 1: move like blurs. That's the thing. I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: very fast. There's supposed to be Like seeing this dude
Speaker 1: telegraphed a fucking hook like that, any regular person, a
Speaker 1: person that's never trained before could have dodged it. Like
Speaker 1: that's kind of that's that actually fight better than that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. And that is unbelievable. That's that's act.
Speaker 1: That's a that's an anomaly. That's that is an anomaly
Speaker 1: when you have a game that you could beat beat
Speaker 1: one spart and how many humans, guys, I don't know
Speaker 1: if if the kid has I know, I know in
Speaker 1: hand to hand. Yeah, because I know a leak can
Speaker 1: kill like a building full of people. But that's what
Speaker 1: I mean, like a leak can kill people. Have just
Speaker 1: gets lucky. What do the people have you have to
Speaker 1: they can? They can do enough damage to harm the
Speaker 1: person they can because like it's it's like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to hurt them. You can't. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I like, brakes aren't gonna damage. But they just get
Speaker 1: tired and die at a certain point. So they have exhaustion,
Speaker 1: I guess, because I don't think they're gonna lose. They're fighting,
Speaker 1: and he can they can do a note, they can
Speaker 1: do an amount of damage that's set. How many of
Speaker 1: them do you think it would take to kill?
Speaker 4: I get there's a TikToker Jerome. There's there's a TikToker
Speaker 4: that does stuff like this. I'm gonna see if I
Speaker 4: can request that. Yeah, yeah, and see like hey just
Speaker 4: just sims.
Speaker 3: Ask that guy with the action figures who plays with
Speaker 3: them with the Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys are ready. You guys have money.
Speaker 1: I don't don't money like that. I don't have a
Speaker 1: hundred normal man action figures. So I mean, I'll just
Speaker 1: go to Frank and soon just grab a couple, you know,
Speaker 1: just grab some If we if we did an episode
Speaker 1: of the podcast, or we put a camera butb and
Speaker 1: we played the action figures, I know that's what pop off.
Speaker 1: We'd have to have some ground rules first though. We
Speaker 1: were like, okay, what can it can't happen. Have you
Speaker 1: ever played with action figures with other people? Uh? In
Speaker 1: elementary school? Yeah, maybe a long time, but I hate
Speaker 1: it because people would just start making up bullshit and
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, this is already bullshit, right, you gotta
Speaker 1: have some sort of line. Everything can't be crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People would always move goalposts and ship all the time.
Speaker 1: WU can't get his arm and by the body ripped
Speaker 1: off and come back and fight all right.
Speaker 3: It would be like it would be like bam, I
Speaker 3: got you, and he'd be like, no, you didn't know,
Speaker 3: you didn't.
Speaker 1: It's like that, literally that for hours.
Speaker 4: We did that with So usually what we would do
Speaker 4: with the action figures, we would it would represent ourselves.
Speaker 4: So we'd pick somebody and then we'd get these crazy
Speaker 4: scenarios and usually we'd be fighting like teachers and ship.
Speaker 1: So like there was you're doing your whole life. They
Speaker 1: were dude.
Speaker 4: Our teachers because she was a private elementary school, our
Speaker 4: teachers were monsters. They were they like to I actually
Speaker 4: was thinking about this actually yesterday of of how, you know,
Speaker 4: interjecting these returning characters into the Vailguard. The way that
Speaker 4: it made me feel was the way that, uh, one
Speaker 4: of my teachers put me on time out because I
Speaker 4: don't know, I probably did something shitty. And then I
Speaker 4: was like, all right, I feel like I've been on
Speaker 4: time out long enough. It was at the end of
Speaker 4: the day. All we do is like play outside until
Speaker 4: our parents pick us up. And I was like, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I've been on timeout for like a long time. Can
Speaker 4: I like, can I get up? Can I go play
Speaker 4: with my friends? And she's like nope, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4: And then my stepsister comes to pick me up and
Speaker 4: she's like, now you could get be off time out like.
Speaker 1: A fucking cunt, like to a little kid.
Speaker 4: I'm a little kid, and she just pierces my heart
Speaker 4: where like I just want to play, and then she says, oh,
Speaker 4: now you're off time out.
Speaker 1: Went off course, I'm going home. Yeah, she might as well.
Speaker 3: She might as well have slashed your femeral artery and
Speaker 3: drank the blood.
Speaker 1: The thing about that is that like as a kid,
Speaker 1: which is such an understanding, Like I don't understand wearing
Speaker 1: children or try to teach children how to behave because
Speaker 1: the idea if you inform them some kids are shitty.
Speaker 4: You might have been a pretty shitty kid, but you
Speaker 4: weren't terrible at my moment. No, I wasn't horrible kids.
Speaker 4: I had a couple of moments where I would just
Speaker 4: be I think a little bit too. I was too
Speaker 4: self aware, so I was very snarky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's that's what happened. Because I was too
Speaker 1: I I utilized it and flashing. I had flashes of
Speaker 1: like mahia like meanness. I just had. I just had moments.
Speaker 1: I was observant. So since I was observant, I picked
Speaker 1: up on ship. So I was like manipulation is how
Speaker 1: a four year old? You're like a four year old
Speaker 1: understanding how to lie? Is crazy because like efficiently not
Speaker 1: lying random like not like I don't know, but you
Speaker 1: did that, but.
Speaker 3: Like but other kids haven't learned that yet, so you're
Speaker 3: like overpowered.
Speaker 1: It's like leveling up. It's like leveling up super fucking early,
Speaker 1: and then you end up in like the fucking yeah
Speaker 1: ten minutes and then gave me in the level ten
Speaker 1: area and you're like, yeah, sound and you're overpowered.
Speaker 4: You can do things like manipulate kids into giving them
Speaker 4: like your lunch in their lunch, and then you know,
Speaker 4: you say something like that that's like we're gonna trade
Speaker 4: or something, yeah, or something like that.
Speaker 1: And I convinced it that I was an alien and
Speaker 1: I was going to destroy the earth. Oh right, exactly
Speaker 1: that you too old? Didn't he actually didn't. I am positive,
Speaker 1: But what're you too old for? I think? Wasn't he
Speaker 1: like special?
Speaker 3: Because no, no, he was like third grade. And I
Speaker 3: know because like I've found his social media.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him? I remember? No, No, I didn't remember this,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, changed my tour lifehol His name was
Speaker 1: Derek also oh no, oh no it was it was
Speaker 1: the white name. It was the White Way, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: na d r K d e r K yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I remember I remember him.
Speaker 3: I saw him like, oh no, this is a normal dude.
Speaker 3: But he was just like gullible. And yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: few of him.
Speaker 4: There's direct and there's dere Rick, and then there's that
Speaker 4: fucking guy from some forty one where I forget it's
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 1: Y in it and like it's something. There's like a
Speaker 1: y and a que and like a fucking degrees symbol
Speaker 1: and a fucking leaf with syrup on it. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, you got k ees are
Speaker 1: crazy crazy, that's so insane because you're not even gonna
Speaker 1: eat the leaf. This is a waste of everything there
Speaker 1: that's you catch a bear or some ship for the
Speaker 1: leaf the symbol of Canada. Oh my god. Yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: good news. So I changed the name of the of
Speaker 1: the last episode from BioWare's Cook to Dragon. He just cooked.
Speaker 4: Why I don't want to be a complete asshole, because
Speaker 4: the leader, the director of the Next Mass Effect, said, Hey,
Speaker 4: this ship's gonna be for photorealistic and the tones are
Speaker 4: going to remain the same. Don't worry people, like we're
Speaker 4: taking good care of this game. Like he somebody said
Speaker 4: something about Pixar and he responded to it and he's like,
Speaker 4: I don't agree with you that they look like Pixar
Speaker 4: characters in this and I'm like, well, semantical, like you
Speaker 4: know what he means?
Speaker 1: You know it looks that's what I mean semantics. So
Speaker 1: but he's saying, so I'm looking even though I still
Speaker 1: don't have hope. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.
Speaker 4: I don't have hope necessarily at all, but I will
Speaker 4: keep an open mind that will be the final product
Speaker 4: for me. Like say, if that's dog shit, then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't care about by Way games anywhere.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I probably I probably wouldn't care about Halo at all
Speaker 3: if Halo Infinite wasn't pretty solid, you know, like because
Speaker 3: at this point it's just like what, like, okay four
Speaker 3: was this major strike for me, but that was like
Speaker 3: subjective because there's a lot of people who love it,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, all right, I guess gotcha. I
Speaker 3: think it's pretty objective, but like whatever, Like.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things as you being an actual
Speaker 4: like a diehard Halo fan like you. It's it's how
Speaker 4: we're experiencing dragon Age right now. It's in the same
Speaker 4: way if you are.
Speaker 3: Talking, except it would be like in dragon Age if
Speaker 3: they like if suddenly.
Speaker 1: Someone had a rifle all of there.
Speaker 3: Like imagine because like throughout the entire trilogy, they're like
Speaker 3: humans are flig us. Like that's like kind of set
Speaker 3: up really distinctly. In the beginning, he's like the robot
Speaker 3: grows up to Master Geeve, it's like, why would you
Speaker 3: hesitate to do what you've already done, implying that he
Speaker 3: thinks they're the same because he's fucking old, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is the same type of person.
Speaker 1: And in the second one it's it's hinted, and and
Speaker 1: then at the end he literally says to actually, if
Speaker 1: you are for Runner at the end, and then and
Speaker 1: four it's just like yeah, and then and then in
Speaker 1: four it's like, actually there were different people, and it's
Speaker 1: like they were these weird they were Look, what do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 3: That's the basis of the literally, the theming of the
Speaker 3: entire universe is built on this, and now it's not
Speaker 3: real Ryan Johnson, right there, man, it is. It is,
Speaker 3: except they didn't think they were subverting expectations.
Speaker 1: They just, for some reason did they forget I don't understand.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. It feels like you just
Speaker 1: didn't play these I guess, and just were like, who
Speaker 1: are the fore Runners? We never went into.
Speaker 4: That that is actually, I'm gonna be real, that's what.
Speaker 4: That's actually what the Vail Guard feels like. It feels
Speaker 4: like these people studied the old games, but they didn't
Speaker 4: actually play them right. They were just like, oh, they
Speaker 4: took some notes and like, okay, I got a feel
Speaker 4: for dark fantasy, Dragon age adjacent. Yeah, it's it's it's
Speaker 4: it's so fucking bizarre. But again, like you said, selling
Speaker 4: well is all all of that matters at the end
Speaker 4: of the day, and that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bitch all day. I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: like everything this franchise. I know that balders Gate four
Speaker 1: is dog Ship watch it be Dogs. I think I
Speaker 1: think I'll actually I heard yourself. I might.
Speaker 4: I might do something drastic because that's like, dude, because.
Speaker 1: I actually one reason why I don't Why have that
Speaker 1: definitely one of your favorite video games of all time?
Speaker 1: So I think it has to be because here's the
Speaker 1: here's the problem. Here's the problem that I'm having constantly
Speaker 1: by backloging my games. You want to go back to.
Speaker 4: All I wanted to do is play Baller's Gate I
Speaker 4: just keep wanting to go back. And then now that
Speaker 4: this game came out, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 4: like I was gonna install it.
Speaker 1: I was like, dods, I can't. I had like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stick to my guns. How many hours? How many
Speaker 1: hours are you having Baaltis Gate three? I probably have.
Speaker 4: I easily have at least I don't have as much
Speaker 4: as that, but I definitely have OVERSA played.
Speaker 1: I played the what you I played? Oh, yeah, you've
Speaker 1: been playing a lot more. I played like the fucking Alpha. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, early I have I still have
Speaker 4: over unhealthy, unhealthy amount because like, because it came out
Speaker 4: last year and then within that span of months, I
Speaker 4: was just doing nothing but playing it. It's so uh
Speaker 4: But I've taken a long break and I said that
Speaker 4: I'll play it again when that fucking Past seven came out,
Speaker 4: but I still haven't played it.
Speaker 1: Pat Simons, insane, dude. I just the ship I've been
Speaker 1: able to do with it. I know, I love twelve
Speaker 1: In the beginning of the game, whooping, the fun of
Speaker 1: everybody with everyone following. At the beginning of the game,
Speaker 1: everyone's with me, So it's like nine of us walking
Speaker 1: through oh you have everything. Fucking every combat interaction is
Speaker 1: horrible for everyone naked. Uh no, but everybody has all
Speaker 1: the girls have big ass fucking titties. Okay, fat titties
Speaker 1: I have. I have shadow Heart and in Tifa's costume
Speaker 1: with giant titties. I approve. I approve I'm a deviate,
Speaker 1: like a means of ship. I just couldn't. I feel
Speaker 1: like I would just look that up, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, if I want to say it, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's just so much to hobody of it
Speaker 1: is funny. That's why it's like the just the position
Speaker 1: of like, what are you doing here? And it's just
Speaker 1: like he's giant giant. I love her voice. She's voice.
Speaker 4: I follow a couple I actually started following some of
Speaker 4: the voice actors. Follow everyone but Will, but Will, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't care about that nigga.
Speaker 1: I killed himmediately. I like Will's character a lot because
Speaker 1: once but it's really cool was black, right, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: really good. As soon as getting act three Act three,
Speaker 1: Will is awesome. Actually, he's one of the better characters
Speaker 1: in Act three, But before that he's kind of like,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to the roight thing okay
Speaker 1: with him. I was okay with him until my act
Speaker 1: one was his Act three. He left pretty quick.
Speaker 4: He was I was okay with him until he tried
Speaker 4: to you try to fund me, and then I had
Speaker 4: to put him down.
Speaker 1: That's great. That the fact that you but you got
Speaker 1: so fucking worked up, you got so upset that you
Speaker 1: killed him. That is that was another saved state. Just
Speaker 1: to be fair, that was that you two save states,
Speaker 1: my my, my actual save state. I didn't kill him.
Speaker 4: I rejected him, and I thought it was funny because
Speaker 4: he was all sad he was. I say, I I
Speaker 4: I saved and then loaded a previous saved just before
Speaker 4: and then killed.
Speaker 1: So he didn't so in your world that he doesn't
Speaker 1: even know what he did. He didn't even flirt with
Speaker 1: you yet. He just was gay, and you got you're
Speaker 1: gonna be gay. You're gonna be GAYNA be good. I
Speaker 1: gotta I got a cold herd bore.
Speaker 4: That's what did the garrison when whenever I was like,
Speaker 4: oh no, he's gonna get with tally as I had
Speaker 4: to take care of the problem.
Speaker 1: It's funny because you like kind of dis regard him.
Speaker 1: He's over by the beach during the give like the
Speaker 1: whole festival thing, everybody's hanging out the te flings and
Speaker 1: he's by the beach sad and I'm like, yo, coming out, man,
Speaker 1: and he's like, but I'm without love, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck lies out today. But like
Speaker 1: we're still cool, right, dude. And I think that's why
Speaker 1: I did it too. Every character in Balder's Gate three
Speaker 1: is fucking omnisexual, damn near.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's playing for the most part other than like,
Speaker 4: uh the who's.
Speaker 1: The Oh my god, it's been a long time. Everybody
Speaker 1: fucks anyone, I think, except for the you can't fuck
Speaker 1: that one chick that you free? What's your name? Did
Speaker 1: you hear? Uh no, not you? Here is the old Lady.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't fuck the old lady. But that fun
Speaker 1: Isabelle or the Night Song, the Night Song, thank You,
Speaker 1: the Night Song I wish. I was pissed off, was like, Liz,
Speaker 1: I want to have a three way with these It's
Speaker 1: so crazy. We look like we're broadcasting from fucking aperture
Speaker 1: science insane.
Speaker 4: I love, I love, I love how like say coloring
Speaker 4: this episode is pointless.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, there's no point. Don't work yourself that, don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: It's just like, oh I found a good Oh this
Speaker 4: looks good, and then the next scene is like it's
Speaker 4: started throwing off.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Whatever the uh yeah, no bother.
Speaker 3: I have the I haven't installed on my laptop, and
Speaker 3: I have like the the Train or like some mod
Speaker 3: installed on it to make like combat a breeze.
Speaker 4: There's already built that dude, cheating with the combat is
Speaker 4: so fucking fun.
Speaker 3: I want to well the thing for me, It's like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I want to still. I feel
Speaker 3: like the mods are like all or nothing for the
Speaker 3: for the combat though, like it's kind of like either
Speaker 3: the instant win or like very much. Like what I
Speaker 3: want is like I want to still be able to
Speaker 3: fail dice rolls. I just don't want to like fucking
Speaker 3: get marked, you know what I mean? That's what I want.
Speaker 3: Like I don't need like a D twenty every single time.
Speaker 3: I just want to not. I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: something I don't know. I want to feel like that
Speaker 3: I'm still playing the game. I want to be able
Speaker 3: to fail stuff.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be like Okay, I failed now,
Speaker 1: like fucking oh, everybody's dead, and it's like, come on,
Speaker 1: don't play, don't play on, don't just plan easy difficulty. Mmm,
Speaker 1: but it's the difficulty. I don't know if custom there's
Speaker 1: custom will No, we can customize out the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the customers. Yeah, maybe difficulties. That's one thing I'll
Speaker 1: always say. Dragon Age is actually good about that. They
Speaker 1: did that in uh Inquisition, they did that pretty. I
Speaker 1: thought that was really cool, and yeah, maybe I'll do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So because I like that world and I think that game,
Speaker 1: I like that characters, I just like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: couldn't think some of the moments in com because I
Speaker 1: think the combat told the story as well. In that game.
Speaker 1: It's one of those games where like everything found us
Speaker 1: back in the storytelling, like the combat, like fighting fighting
Speaker 1: Rafael was a moment that's like insane fighting call. And
Speaker 1: I guess I just don't feel like I'm what's his name,
Speaker 1: fucking j Jonah Jamison. Oh yeah, okay, I made that.
Speaker 1: I forgot I made that nigga kill himself. That is
Speaker 1: he actually in the game is yeah, it is his face, right.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, it's I was gonna
Speaker 4: say rolling it's hard to call like trans because she's
Speaker 4: just muscular.
Speaker 1: Who is this? Uh do I gotta get into it?
Speaker 1: Fuck that bitch, dude, all right, fuck that bitch for real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm getting sad thinking about all the games that should
Speaker 3: be better than they are.
Speaker 1: So let's move yes, move on. This is the thing
Speaker 1: we always have, the games. This, This is the thing
Speaker 1: that a lot of people do to understand, and you
Speaker 1: got to be able to understand. It's the games that
Speaker 1: we have that we love are still there. They are
Speaker 1: like I do think people are a little bit weird
Speaker 1: about that, where it's just like, oh, well, now it
Speaker 1: ruins the other games, Like I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: that way if anything used to build that way until
Speaker 1: I took a step back and was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: thing I love never disappeared.
Speaker 3: I actually just feel the opposite where I feel like, oh,
Speaker 3: it actually like makes it like way better because it's
Speaker 3: just like, oh, this is like really difficult to capture actually,
Speaker 3: and the fact that it exists at all is lucky.
Speaker 1: So like the fact that they made it as well, dude,
Speaker 1: you used to.
Speaker 4: I watched Maddie's Uh he was talking about Dragon Ageorgians.
Speaker 1: And he talks about that game like he like he's
Speaker 1: in love with you. Yeah, Like it's like such a
Speaker 1: honest like I was upset.
Speaker 4: That was great, dude to fucking short, because I wanted
Speaker 4: I wanted to hear him just gock the fuck out
Speaker 4: of it more so I was just like damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically I was.
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna be like throating the actual
Speaker 4: cases shit too, but like I was like, damn, it's
Speaker 4: another thing. It made me want to reinstall it because
Speaker 4: if you play Origins again, if you play Origins with
Speaker 4: all like six of that games, the LSS, you're a
Speaker 4: fucking lunatic.
Speaker 1: I have it on my Steam deck and I literally
Speaker 1: have to not open it because I will play all
Speaker 1: of it. Huh did you like is it on Steam?
Speaker 1: Is on Steam? Naturally? Yeah, it's that's one of the
Speaker 1: I mean, well you got to open up the A launcher. No,
Speaker 1: you can just by it. I it's like thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: I sorry for everything. Maybe if that is true, then
Speaker 1: you wait, you might be right. Actually I haven't think
Speaker 1: checking old games that he Actually I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did miss out on Dragon Age, so like, and
Speaker 3: I have been curious about it.
Speaker 1: It is the story, is it.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's it's you can't even massive, right, huh.
Speaker 1: It's more koty than mass efect right is it is? Literally?
Speaker 1: I didn't, dude.
Speaker 4: The story is like the like because there's like four
Speaker 4: there's like, you know, you have your acts and there's
Speaker 4: like four main sections. There's four main things you have
Speaker 4: to do, and they're so wonderfully fleshed out, like just
Speaker 4: going to the fucking Elvin fours are going to go
Speaker 4: back to fucking with the dwarves, Yeah, and like that
Speaker 4: there is in every area that you have to make
Speaker 4: are so it's so fucking engaging, man.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the game, the final choices
Speaker 1: you have to make for you gotta kid. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: music crazy, yeah, Matt, Maddy loves that ship. The music
Speaker 1: is so good to it is. There's a reason why
Speaker 1: it's be good even since the Inquisition was good. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's there's a reason why it became the Defecto RPG.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why it has that. Like, there's reason
Speaker 1: why it has that. Like when you think of Western RPGs,
Speaker 1: that's the first thing that comes up. What do you
Speaker 1: think when I think of Western r Yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you think? I mean you may say Fallout, I
Speaker 1: think this stuff. I think Morowin and Skyrim. They are
Speaker 1: different kinds of games. I know what you mean. You
Speaker 1: are right, I can do those more of a I
Speaker 1: guess closer like a CRPG, because that's what it's kind
Speaker 1: of there there, CRP kind of they're not the Inquisition
Speaker 1: I mean Origins, Yeah, Origins a closer to a c RPG.
Speaker 1: They are. There's a reason why they have such like
Speaker 1: like before before Larryan came out and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna embody what these games were. They were the
Speaker 1: stable for those Oh like this game is good to
Speaker 1: drow dragon age. Yeah. Oh yeah, well that's that's kind
Speaker 1: of the takeaway was that mess effect? They are the
Speaker 1: they have the gridlock on fantasy and sci fi RPGs
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah, that's a that's a that's
Speaker 1: a problem. That is a problem.
Speaker 4: That it's a problem, but it's also like it's doable
Speaker 4: because Larryan fucking did it.
Speaker 1: But they did it.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, It's like, okay, is anything going to measure
Speaker 4: up to Origins? And I'm like, I think a lot
Speaker 4: of people would actually argue that balls G three is
Speaker 4: better than origins.
Speaker 1: I think it's the but it wouldn't be. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like the the gun. Gun is a great weapon, right,
Speaker 1: but like the bow and arrows. The reason why the
Speaker 1: gun is because it's a preface, you know, like it
Speaker 1: steps up to be Yeah, yeah, that's good. You should
Speaker 1: pay it. I think should play you. I think there
Speaker 1: are characters in that game you would fall in love
Speaker 1: with immediately. Probably I just did not get it's.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're dude that your dog, Like I can't I
Speaker 4: can't properly stress how much I miss having the dog companion.
Speaker 1: He was such a good tank man. And uh and
Speaker 1: and they I don't know yet to it. They never
Speaker 1: returned to it in the series. And then the companionship in
Speaker 1: the Vailguard is fucking you can't even They're just they're active.
Speaker 4: They're active. They're active skills. Now that's what companions are
Speaker 4: active skills. So you can't switch them, you can't control them.
Speaker 4: They can't apparently, they can't die, they can be hurt.
Speaker 4: They don't agro very well, unless you have a fucking
Speaker 4: warrior that does an actual type of agro effect. To
Speaker 4: take the heat off of you. They're they're basically after skills,
Speaker 4: So and take and check this out.
Speaker 1: If you use one skill, all of their skills go
Speaker 1: on cool down. That's crazy, yeah, and that's not even
Speaker 1: mass effect. Was like, you can use everyone's cool downs
Speaker 1: as they come along as this one. So if you someone's.
Speaker 4: Cool down, everyone's active skills on because they're just basically
Speaker 4: your companions are your own active skills essentially, that's the
Speaker 4: way they behave. And I'm like, okay, wait, so I
Speaker 4: can't strategize and switch between my characters like before or
Speaker 4: say sometimes even like Inquisition, that map was so fucking
Speaker 4: big and retarded that making sure you always had a
Speaker 4: warrior with you was crucial to traveling faster because of
Speaker 4: its dash move, so you always wanted to switch to
Speaker 4: the warrior. Say you bring a Cassandra with you if
Speaker 4: you're not a warrior yourself, so you would switch to Cassandra,
Speaker 4: and then you would be able to essentially travel so
Speaker 4: much faster, especially if you have no true fast travel
Speaker 4: while you're traversing right while you're treading, trekking.
Speaker 1: And things like that matter.
Speaker 4: It's even matter like that in Balder's Gate, where hey,
Speaker 4: I want to bring a faster character with me so
Speaker 4: I can traverse faster, or.
Speaker 1: You bring a character that has like good perception so
Speaker 1: you can find the ture traps or something, Yes, someone
Speaker 1: that can disarm, right, those things, those things too. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's that's why. Of course, that's how you let the
Speaker 1: mechanics of the game in for your story. That is
Speaker 1: how you build a RPG. Yeah, I'm so it's weird
Speaker 1: that they I am so simplified, all so heartbroken by that,
Speaker 1: because that is what was a part of the game.
Speaker 1: You would bring a Jedi with you in coltur because
Speaker 1: they had four speed, so you can move faster, right,
Speaker 1: that was part of that is how that's why you
Speaker 1: bring a range with you. The Ranger can move through
Speaker 1: swamps easier. Indeed, so that's why, like the Ranger may
Speaker 1: be a little lacking in this apartment, but they're good
Speaker 1: for moving through this, right. Yeah, when you're go gonna
Speaker 1: go fight on dead, you bring up palad in our
Speaker 1: client because that's what they right, So this is why
Speaker 1: this is how you do So I just want to
Speaker 1: ask you one question. We got to move on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can talk about this literally for course, of course,
Speaker 4: we could we're gonna get the questions right, but like,
Speaker 4: I just want to ask you one question.
Speaker 1: How the fuck? How how do you what the people
Speaker 1: that claim.
Speaker 4: To love Dragon Age and and and everything you know
Speaker 4: about it? How how do you think I'm trying to
Speaker 4: understand how they're telling me the combat is like really good,
Speaker 4: Like I'm trying to understand, like the things that we've
Speaker 4: pointed out are missing and they were crucial to the
Speaker 4: combats and the prior in prior the games. How are
Speaker 4: they enjoying the combat?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I'm trying to can you can you
Speaker 1: give me an explanation? Like this where you're playing this
Speaker 1: is this is an action This is not like the
Speaker 1: other ones. First and foremost, Yeah, even even uh Aquisition
Speaker 1: was more action packed than the other ones. To combat.
Speaker 1: This is that kind of game where you are playing
Speaker 1: action game. That's what it is. It's like because like
Speaker 1: Culture to to freaking Mass Effect, even you know, Could
Speaker 1: Tour is a a literal CRPG, and it's most like
Speaker 1: insane form right like you click, you interact, you're kind
Speaker 1: of a way from and drag and you're fine with
Speaker 1: that cause.
Speaker 4: It's insa in your opinion, Like, how do you think
Speaker 4: they can do that. How do you think they can
Speaker 4: enjoy this when they say that they do? Do you
Speaker 4: think because I get look, I want to be a
Speaker 4: chereful as possible, but this guy kind of where I'm
Speaker 4: getting at. Were they were they fucking lying about liking
Speaker 4: the combat before? Were they lying about like do they
Speaker 4: like this streamlined action adventury thing better?
Speaker 1: Actually they didn't like people. I think most people like
Speaker 1: that more some people's intention, you know, some people do
Speaker 1: some people you think some people just to like not
Speaker 1: get ship.
Speaker 4: They just kind of lie like in a way that
Speaker 4: they're like, you know, I didn't love But then they
Speaker 4: would just say, oh man, yeah, the combat's great, you.
Speaker 1: Know, and they're just kind of like, you know, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to some people can just like like for me,
Speaker 1: I can't play I can't play regular RPGs anymore, really,
Speaker 1: like the ones like Persona and stuff like that, that term
Speaker 1: based what do you mean? They get boring to me? Now?
Speaker 1: And especially once where you don't and there's not a
Speaker 1: like involved that you move around, you mean, like dynamic,
Speaker 1: and but once you just like click attack, I see
Speaker 1: the fan like that's understand because Chris made a comment
Speaker 1: years ago that fucking made me upset and I started
Speaker 1: thinking about it, that's pretty much a DVD menu wait,
Speaker 1: and that bothered the funk out of me because I
Speaker 1: was like I was playing for so he came with
Speaker 1: him and was like, oh, you went to do that
Speaker 1: fucking DVD. Was like, that's not fucking true, and I
Speaker 1: called him every start of thinking about what about.
Speaker 4: What about the the you can always talggle on to
Speaker 4: where Uh, well, I guess it's like a fasts just
Speaker 4: like it just sped up because you just you need
Speaker 4: to like get on thing on your toes because they
Speaker 4: they you know, there's like a certain amount of time
Speaker 4: before they would attack if you take too long.
Speaker 3: Time is is is a great healer for that stuff
Speaker 3: like like and that's any RPG that's turn based that
Speaker 3: I like is usually like has like some active time element.
Speaker 3: It's like see if Stars has had that Child of
Speaker 3: Light had that anything that has like a real time element.
Speaker 3: Otherwise it's just like it does feel like to me,
Speaker 3: like I'm just if like playing the original Final Fantasy.
Speaker 1: Seven, it felt like playing a DVD menu.
Speaker 3: It really felt like because it's just like like I
Speaker 3: feel like you could make that game on a DVD.
Speaker 1: But don't they have the active thing? You can talk
Speaker 1: on the remake does it the original? But the problem
Speaker 1: is that I don't remember. It's not straight, it's not
Speaker 1: very strict, but it is there. Like twenty hours, Oh
Speaker 1: you're back. That ship bothered me so bad because I
Speaker 1: was playing a game. You told me that. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I was being like intentionally like reductive
Speaker 1: and I looked at it and I was like, you're right,
Speaker 1: change press play because skip and I was like, it is, well, well,
Speaker 1: it literally is like sometimes to be where it's just like, okay,
Speaker 1: you when you click, when you click attack, it brings
Speaker 1: you into like the episodes of Attack and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: this episode is like sword Slash and then you click
Speaker 1: and then it plays the the m o V of
Speaker 1: a sword slash and I just like I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I can't unsee that for a lot of the active
Speaker 3: time thing does help. That's like that is like a.
Speaker 4: Is such a turn base respect it's like a turn
Speaker 4: based RPG, like the way that they set it up,
Speaker 4: but it's just it's so weird. It looks very weird
Speaker 4: on a console. That's when most people played it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but like it's supposed to be like click, you know,
Speaker 4: like that's.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to scroll and click. And that's why I
Speaker 4: think it seems so much more like a menu on
Speaker 4: a console.
Speaker 1: Specific problem. That seems really funny because he said that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I do exactly what you mean. But it's reductive.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It would be like saying like, oh uh,
Speaker 1: every shooter is just like, oh, I guess you just
Speaker 1: click the heads. I guess just like, yes, click the heads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, ultimately, yeah, that is kind of what it is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there is so disrespectful to somebody that's enjoying
Speaker 1: a game.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't if you really like it, though, it shouldn't
Speaker 4: take it away because like to me, it's like chess.
Speaker 4: That's why I fucking to me is I I like
Speaker 4: to have the time to think on it because and
Speaker 4: having a restricted amount of time is okay for me
Speaker 4: because I know in certain chess things they have whatever
Speaker 4: that shit is.
Speaker 1: But I really like playing the old I mean, we're
Speaker 1: gay now, damn it. But yeah, so I did recoil it. Happens.
Speaker 4: Whatever, let's go, let's go, let's let's hit the questions
Speaker 4: because we're we're kinda we should now we will.
Speaker 1: We will ramble about this particular thing for like five
Speaker 1: hours and then be bitch black outside. I'll be like, dude,
Speaker 1: it is heartbreaking, but it is. It is hard. It
Speaker 1: is heartbreaking.
Speaker 3: It is when things like that happen, when you're like,
Speaker 3: this game is built with with all these things in mind,
Speaker 3: and then it comes a long later where by all accounts,
Speaker 3: it should be a lot better because technology is better.
Speaker 1: You could do so much more. Things should look better,
Speaker 1: there's more chacter and then and then yeah, and then
Speaker 1: you you know, you get a Halo game and it's
Speaker 1: just you're in the woods the whole time. And then
Speaker 1: you're like it's pretty dark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I like it, but like you
Speaker 3: are just in the woods the whole time, Like there's
Speaker 3: no like swamp, there's no tundra, there's no fucking desert,
Speaker 3: there's no nothing. It's just the fucking wood the entire time.
Speaker 1: And you're like, Okay, now they gave that to us
Speaker 1: in the previous games. You know you got you got
Speaker 1: more than that on the original Xbox. It had like
Speaker 1: twenty megabytes of RAM or some ship like something. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Let's just hope that this game sounds well. They make
Speaker 1: another one and they do a very good job.
Speaker 3: I think it will sell well. Like there's games that
Speaker 3: are terrible, like Suicide Squad.
Speaker 4: So well you said that, like when you said the number,
Speaker 4: it might, I might. I twitched a little bit because
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, what shouldn't have happened?
Speaker 1: I know, like Suicide Squad. So I got them, got
Speaker 1: them nights sold a lot.
Speaker 4: That surprises me because it went on sales so fast.
Speaker 4: I guess that's why I sold well. Yeah, because I
Speaker 4: mean I think I bought I have it.
Speaker 1: I have yet to play it. You see, you bought it.
Speaker 1: I bought it when it was five dollars. You still
Speaker 1: bought it. But you see like that, but that was
Speaker 1: part of the sale there. I don't agree. You might
Speaker 1: have been a person that hipped it over. I like, no,
Speaker 1: would make seven more dollars, man, we'll do it. You know,
Speaker 1: it's insane.
Speaker 3: What's insane about that, though, is that, like those things
Speaker 3: sold well, and then Concord sold no exaggeration, twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand to thirty thousand copies, but that one like.
Speaker 4: No one knew about it though really you are in
Speaker 4: the gaming industry specifically, that is your job, and you
Speaker 4: were like, fuck's this?
Speaker 1: I was like, what you about? They?
Speaker 4: Uh there, I don't know. Maybe I'm talking about let's
Speaker 4: been talking to somebody. I was talking to somebody that
Speaker 4: was just like when you were asking me about everybody.
Speaker 4: We were talking about it when you were over, and
Speaker 4: it was like, this game looks like fucking this game
Speaker 4: looks like. This game looks like if you got a
Speaker 4: person that was vilently autistic to draw Star Wars characters,
Speaker 4: I get it looks like Chris Chan Star Wars. I'm
Speaker 4: so mad about the.
Speaker 1: Chris Chan. Star Wars would be fire. It would be
Speaker 1: it would be see because I don't really care about Sonic.
Speaker 1: If if Christian started making Star Wars comics, I'd actually
Speaker 1: be I'd be so stoked. I mean I'd be so
Speaker 1: stoked if we let him do what he does and
Speaker 1: then we took it and like actually like three D
Speaker 1: animated it. It might be some gays. I have the
Speaker 1: high ground because I think Sonic, because I think the
Speaker 1: idea of Sonic too. If Sonic was animated would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that looks like something that could have happened in Sonic.
Speaker 1: If Super Sonic.
Speaker 3: And Pikatch you never existed and Sona Cheu did exist,
Speaker 3: you could look at it and be like that could
Speaker 3: be something. Yes, I'd be something, you know, like that
Speaker 3: there's a market for this.
Speaker 4: Maybe is just Sonic with the with the with the
Speaker 4: electromagnetic buff on and someone pissed.
Speaker 1: Someone.
Speaker 3: I like the literal eight year old concept of being
Speaker 3: pissed on, where you pissed on somebody and they literally
Speaker 3: l like that is such.
Speaker 1: A fun there's in your mind, in your mind, I
Speaker 1: don't care. Oh you and snow would turned a human
Speaker 1: being yellow because people is snow. Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 3: Let's get you some questions. You're can write your questions
Speaker 3: over a Patreon our concest A snark tank.
Speaker 1: We have November thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have seventy seven. You're lying, yeah, from when
Speaker 3: I started too, so like it's probably more than that.
Speaker 3: Probably our question they get they get really out of
Speaker 3: boggle that ship.
Speaker 1: Right before I came here.
Speaker 4: You always say like, oh, we got to get the
Speaker 4: question because we have like three hundred plus.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, So it's just if people understand, we
Speaker 1: would love to read your question. But there's hundreds of them,
Speaker 1: so just if anyone want to make them good, making
Speaker 1: good crafty ones that'll make us think for sure, I'll
Speaker 1: say something to the top. We'll get you.
Speaker 3: And I do have a bias towards names that I've
Speaker 3: never seen before because I try to.
Speaker 1: Get so I try to get people. Make another account,
Speaker 1: and it's summing, yeah, make another account. Also donate money
Speaker 1: through that account that change your name. But what you said,
Speaker 1: I was like, what's that gime of the black guy?
Speaker 1: Who was like, yeah, yeah, that guy dude, that that video.
Speaker 3: I've been looking for that video, not that not of
Speaker 3: that video, but like the guy who's sweating in that
Speaker 3: in his friend's apartment because there's no a He.
Speaker 1: Hits it, but he's like, what time is it? There's
Speaker 1: an instagram like madd He brought it up on today's
Speaker 1: episode and I was like, I can't believe you've seen
Speaker 1: that video. Is so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's a guy like literally drenched in sweat, and I
Speaker 3: think the concept is like some guys waking him up.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh man, how you do It's like, oh, yeah, sorry, man,
Speaker 3: RAC's busted. He's like, oh, no way, you got no icy.
Speaker 3: He goes like, yeah, no, I could tell. I could tell.
Speaker 3: What do you guys got to fix it? It's like
Speaker 3: we won't do it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, okay, man, he's just wet.
Speaker 1: But he's so wet, and it's like it is one
Speaker 1: of the funniest that was me in my old apartment,
Speaker 1: in my apartment before the last one, where I was
Speaker 1: just Joe. Did you ever come to the apartment. I
Speaker 1: never don't think so. I don't think you were in
Speaker 1: town a few times. We never came to that apart
Speaker 1: that was next to the liquor store that made sandwiches, right,
Speaker 1: mom ass sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Though they were bad, they were swiches. I had one
Speaker 3: sandwich there that it was not bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love I still I love making my food
Speaker 1: to the list.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I once had a liquor store
Speaker 4: fried chicken, I regretted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a boat. It was like a corner store.
Speaker 1: But it was a lot of liquor there as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it was like eighty five percent liquor than other
Speaker 1: percent store other percent percent.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into the man of action here
Speaker 3: who wrote in on patreon dot com like you can
Speaker 3: at patreont com slash the snark tank. He says, Hey, queers,
Speaker 3: this is I guess just for me, but it reminded
Speaker 3: me of something that I forgot about. Not really a question,
Speaker 3: but I wanted to remind Chris that he was on
Speaker 3: Dan Bowle's one hundred person Fortnite Rat Battle track with
Speaker 3: other prestigious musicians such as taz Un Day Boy in
Speaker 3: a Band and Boogie two ninety eight.
Speaker 1: That's true. What the hell that is true? What is
Speaker 1: this thing? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Dan Bull asked me like he had like one hundred
Speaker 3: person fucking stupid battle royale thing, because that's what Dan
Speaker 3: Bull does.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you want to do a verse on it?
Speaker 3: It's like, well, like not a verse, like a line
Speaker 3: or something like, yeah, fucking went.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember you practicing. That sounds dumb.
Speaker 1: This is insane. Yeah, it sounds dumb. I like to
Speaker 1: do it. I forgot about that entirely. It's so funny
Speaker 1: that you bring that.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that you would even know what that is,
Speaker 3: considering like, I'm not like you listen, Man of Action.
Speaker 1: You would have to watch that video for a while
Speaker 1: to know that I'm in it. I'm pretty deep into it,
Speaker 1: which was a while ago.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's necessarily accurate. It's Dan Bull
Speaker 3: one hundred person Battle Royal rap.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck it is.
Speaker 3: I don't remember where I was though I see it,
Speaker 3: but I was deep into it, so like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: you had to you had to look. I don't remember though,
Speaker 3: exactly what's in it.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of people. It was pretty much everybody. Actually,
Speaker 1: I remember because I followed somebody who hated me, and
Speaker 1: I thought that was hilarious or something like that.
Speaker 3: It was like maybe like one or two lines away
Speaker 3: from somebody who could not stand me, so like they
Speaker 3: that they must have seen me and understood that. Damn,
Speaker 3: I collaborated with this fucking guys like to drink.
Speaker 1: My name is Chris, and I'm fucking gay. I want
Speaker 1: to get a piano man. You should get a piano Manian.
Speaker 1: You should be a piano man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get an earring on your right side.
Speaker 1: No I shouldn't. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I found
Speaker 1: the game. Remember that do you remember that thing that
Speaker 1: I was talking about what was it on the show
Speaker 1: that I was talking about this where the guy the
Speaker 1: guy who does parodies that like I hate yeah that,
Speaker 1: Like I can't because the concepts I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: was on the shore. It popped up on my feet
Speaker 1: and I have it. I can show you. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to flame this dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to bring it up on the show. No,
Speaker 1: I'll show it you guys after I fucking oh man,
Speaker 1: the one that popped up for me. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Are they not even that terrible? They're just like not good.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to just you'll understand when I
Speaker 1: show it to you, because it's just the concepts are
Speaker 1: stretched and the.
Speaker 3: Way it's done. The jar uses for his Mary Jane
Speaker 3: Figure wrote in yeah, I would have a black Cat.
Speaker 3: I think I had a black Cat figure or something,
Speaker 3: and then I lost it because I think my mom
Speaker 3: took it from me.
Speaker 4: She took it because it was colding and frosty, and
Speaker 4: she was like, this is crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Would holding it she got and stuff?
Speaker 3: Yea, when did Chris find resin crazy?
Speaker 1: There's cake in your dad's he's not saying a word.
Speaker 1: He's just throw away. I don't think.
Speaker 6: I I mean, I don't think when I had to
Speaker 6: be fair, when I had that actually, figure I don't
Speaker 6: know if I don't, I don't think I could, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like it was pretty fucking small,
Speaker 6: Like I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think I just liked it because I was just
Speaker 3: like I like to looking at it.
Speaker 1: Tweezers, that's insane.
Speaker 3: The darkness us first married Jane figure out and he says, hey,
Speaker 3: light mode, dark Mode and even dark Moade. Question for Chris,
Speaker 3: what are your thoughts on the announcement that PlayStation Spider
Speaker 3: Man two is not getting any DLC or updates moving forward?
Speaker 3: I mean, this is I don't care. Like I I
Speaker 3: didn't like the first Spider Man DLC, which was just like.
Speaker 1: Of the game. Yeah, it was just the lame. It
Speaker 1: was just boring. You think about you met black Cat
Speaker 1: and you found out Tombstone was a gay terrorist.
Speaker 3: They need Tombstone like a giant like robot or something.
Speaker 3: It was like they made him a mat I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking.
Speaker 1: Wait, like the way that they did no, not Tombstone, Hammerhead, Hammerhead.
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh, I remember that. I do remember that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know That's why I was even more tombstone is
Speaker 1: a normal like what if it just made up an
Speaker 1: actual tombstone. He's literally just a tombstone on wheelings and
Speaker 1: hammer had a hammerhead has fucking the detect that they had.
Speaker 1: It's so la was his head at least big. I
Speaker 1: don't really remember it was miss Yeah it was, but
Speaker 1: I don't know it.
Speaker 3: The thing about Spider Man ps force cically is that
Speaker 3: it's like perfectly paced. It like it exists as a
Speaker 3: story exactly as long as it needs to. It does
Speaker 3: not overstate. It's welcome. I remember finishing it and being
Speaker 3: like that was satisfying, and so to extend it, and
Speaker 3: by the way, it's a really good finale. It's a
Speaker 3: good ending also, and so to then be like, hey,
Speaker 3: come back to this thing that's over now we have
Speaker 3: some story stuff that we made in.
Speaker 1: Like a couple of weeks. It's like, this feels budget
Speaker 1: compared to like what I just it would be. It
Speaker 1: would it would be it would be like if.
Speaker 3: It would be like if the last Star Wars movie,
Speaker 3: not like the of the originals, Like, so like what
Speaker 3: is that one turn of the Jedi, Revenge of the Jedi,
Speaker 3: I think what's called the Revenge of the Jedi initially,
Speaker 3: but like, so that movie comes out right, and then
Speaker 3: the movie ends normally, but there's still an hour left,
Speaker 3: and then the hour is the Christmas Special.
Speaker 1: Where you're just like, why hate the people hate that ship?
Speaker 1: I think it's like, fine, you are crazy to watch it.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch it, but I hear the reason why the
Speaker 1: Veil guard is doing so well. Do you ever say
Speaker 1: that to me? To watch your MoU You're fucking Veil
Speaker 1: Guardian right now? That's actually so much worse to like, like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody don't like it. I'm sure some people
Speaker 1: little And I was like, all right, this is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to see these wookies do anything. Really,
Speaker 1: So it was bad, but it wasn't like I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it.
Speaker 3: Imagine if the Mary Laurean had an episode like that,
Speaker 3: would you feel the same way. That's the context that
Speaker 3: they were coming up on. They didn't have a lot.
Speaker 3: They had the three movies and that was fucking it.
Speaker 3: And now all of a sudden, oh, new fucking new Star.
Speaker 1: Wars and it's the Christmas Special. You would be you
Speaker 1: would be furious. I don't know it. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think it was I think it was straight kill
Speaker 1: someone killed. That was after Mark had his face grinded
Speaker 1: off by a fucking roller coaster or something too right, like,
Speaker 1: what happened to him? Did that happen? You got hurt?
Speaker 1: I get hurt. I thought he got hit by a
Speaker 1: roller coaster. Oh that's that hurt that he starts. If
Speaker 1: I got hit in the face of the roller coaster,
Speaker 1: I too would laugh like I was insane. I guess
Speaker 1: that you would be all you can do because you
Speaker 1: would be insane. What do you mean he got hit
Speaker 1: and became liberal? He became a leftist immediately. That's why
Speaker 1: he became a left That would happened. I can't I
Speaker 1: can't allow Biggert and yeah that's great, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I don't want more. Spider Man
Speaker 1: two DLC. Spider Man two was fine. It was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think I think the part they should have pretty
Speaker 1: good are pretty good. I think they should have put
Speaker 1: wookies in Tusking raiders in the DC. The wait, the
Speaker 1: sounds I used to be able to make them when
Speaker 1: I was younger, is my grandma told me not to
Speaker 1: I didn't church once you think you were, don't do
Speaker 1: that again. I was like, okay, I didn't church. Was
Speaker 1: They're like they sound funny, father Lord.
Speaker 3: That is one of the most insane things I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Say you impersonated a Tusken raider in in church.
Speaker 1: She was she heard that ship. She looked at me
Speaker 1: with like bewilderment. She was like, that'd be like, uh,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it now,
Speaker 1: but like it's it would it would get my dad
Speaker 1: canceled technically, but like I remember, we would he would
Speaker 1: be he would try to embarrass us in person, like
Speaker 1: whenever we would like be out sometimes and so he
Speaker 1: would like pretend to be like retarded, pretend to be
Speaker 1: retarded like while like with me at like a Walmart
Speaker 1: or whatever, just to funk with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just like I'm just remembering this. That is a
Speaker 1: fantastic bit because think about the like wait the dad. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it made a completely on the level sun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. It's like Forrest Gump. My grandma can't do
Speaker 1: that because she's too like I'll put together person. She's too,
Speaker 1: but she could not out like you would really dedicate
Speaker 1: himself to it like the mad TV and his mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go inside, mane, I'm good time. It's all drooling and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't make a scene. I'm like, you want me
Speaker 1: to make a scene, I'll pull my pants down and
Speaker 1: scream like a disailed person. Right now, dude, I remember
Speaker 1: being I will. I will go further than anyone else.
Speaker 1: Always in public. You know what's the worst. I don't care.
Speaker 1: What is the worst public experience in public that you
Speaker 1: ever had? In public? Yeah, I don't know. Not in
Speaker 1: public necessary, but like in a public place.
Speaker 3: Working Okay, I remember working at Sears and walking into
Speaker 3: the bathroom and seeing a literal like it must have
Speaker 3: been this kid must have been.
Speaker 1: Like seven or like six shiitting on the floor.
Speaker 4: Let's go like wait okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 4: Oh man, you almost turned into a wader.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: That would have been sick to You're just dressed because
Speaker 4: they're kind of I mean, they got some they got
Speaker 4: some drip. No, I didn't look yeah, just like that.
Speaker 4: The teeth, well that's I mean, that's weird like that.
Speaker 1: Why why would you dress up as Halloween's over.
Speaker 4: I'm not even I'm not talking about Halloween a just
Speaker 4: in general, Yeah, feels Halloween.
Speaker 1: I'd be like boring, Okay, you're dressed up. That's weird.
Speaker 1: Dress up on fucking Christmas, and then went on to
Speaker 1: scare the funk out of children. I want you to,
Speaker 1: like like one day to show up to the podcast
Speaker 1: and you're, yeah, you gotta stop. That would that's the
Speaker 1: kind of thing that would like scare a dog like
Speaker 1: a dog would a dog would bark it you ever
Speaker 1: chase a dog around? Like give up? Yeah? Have you
Speaker 1: ever chased have you ever chased a dog? Like Halloweenly?
Speaker 1: I definitely would trap my friends like.
Speaker 4: Like like like you're a fucking yeah, Halloweenly, that's I
Speaker 4: didn't know that was whatever?
Speaker 1: Ever that's Halloween. Halloween would be adjetive though, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: would be an adverb I said, yeah, right right, incredible
Speaker 1: incredibles and adjective yeah you know you're right, yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: Halloween Halloween and describes it like what is that? That's Halloween?
Speaker 1: But describe I feel like if I just if I
Speaker 1: if I said, have you ever chased someone? Halloweenly? I
Speaker 1: think I feel like people would understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: First they would kind of and then they're like, I
Speaker 4: think I know what he means, like in a spooky way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lumbering kind of like way. They freaked
Speaker 1: the fun out wait till my dog would go to bed,
Speaker 1: and then I would play like a foghorn sounds and
Speaker 1: wake it up, and then like like we get up
Speaker 1: over and over. I wake myself up too, but we
Speaker 1: both crazy together. There really is.
Speaker 3: There really is something funnier than a dog waking up
Speaker 3: in fear, like like when it like when it freaks
Speaker 3: the fight and it starts running but it hasn't moved yet.
Speaker 1: We do run. That's just funny. Yeah, it's really funny,
Speaker 1: but it's also sad. I've done that to my dog before.
Speaker 1: We're like, we're not supposed to do it too. It
Speaker 1: was a thunderstorm, right, and then thunderstruck pretty close to
Speaker 1: where my house was, or the boom was. I thought
Speaker 1: it doesn't strike, yeah yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: get ahead, But it happened, and my dog freaked out
Speaker 1: in the bed with me and started running on me
Speaker 1: pretty much, and I was like, stop, stop, you're scratching me.
Speaker 1: A lot. You're scratching me a lot. Please stop scratches
Speaker 1: your back so deeply that he cuts all your spinal cords.
Speaker 1: It just wolverines, SA some of your discount. He's getting shorter. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got your legs are just as long and like
Speaker 1: walking on my hands? How could you your dogs do that?
Speaker 1: Would that's the the ultimate? What is that fucking noise? Anyways?
Speaker 1: Like a mating call? What the is that? That's how
Speaker 1: I speak, but like it's just their verbiage, so they
Speaker 1: just scream to talk. Yeah, said something so wildly racist.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's move on. Almost said something so crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're thinking it's all right, Sweetey would love
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. If Harry was black, a better character, probably
Speaker 1: it would just be the same thing. But he would
Speaker 1: just say the N word.
Speaker 4: But I mean, there's already a black character named Serious Blacky.
Speaker 1: No, he's not black, but he's my favorite character. His
Speaker 1: name Serious name is literally mister black Serious. And then
Speaker 1: it's such a cool name. I think it's stupid, but
Speaker 1: I'm tainted by my name. Is it like serious? Like
Speaker 1: being serious? Name is serious of the consolation? No, it's serious,
Speaker 1: Like he's very seriously serious person. It's a consolation. That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why your body and his families are consolation. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's literally like it's name serious. That's why
Speaker 1: when the name is Siria serious Negro, I think it's
Speaker 1: name is serious. And then like that's why that scene
Speaker 1: where the clown comes and he says, why so serious?
Speaker 1: I never iconic? Yeah, yeah, I never thought about that.
Speaker 1: That makes We should make movies, bro, we should make films.
Speaker 1: It'd be crazy, it'd be crazy. I mean, we are
Speaker 1: in Burbank. We should just like it. Go we all
Speaker 1: talk to somebody we know someone that'll be like, just
Speaker 1: takes two sledgehammers and Warner Brothers right now, bust through
Speaker 1: and be like, I got a pitch for you know,
Speaker 1: everybody someone listening to my You have a fucking like
Speaker 1: someone listening to my pitch, or else I'll turn this
Speaker 1: place into Nuketown. Well, Newtown's not a nice place actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but Nuketown will be nuked, so you turn it
Speaker 1: into Nuketown. Right, that was a stretch. I did not
Speaker 1: think of that at of course, of course.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, let's move on. So that guy, that guy
Speaker 3: writes in Swen you would love Harry Potter he was black.
Speaker 3: So to answer my question, you dumb cocks, relax, it's
Speaker 3: not true. What's the least defensive slash worst thing? Wait,
Speaker 3: least offensive or oh I guess either or that any
Speaker 3: of y'all would do to to have to consider kicking
Speaker 3: one another off the show?
Speaker 1: Nothing major, if possible. I want to see how patient
Speaker 1: slash petty you can be with each other. I am
Speaker 1: so not petty that it's insane. So I don't know
Speaker 1: it have to be like Chris like assaulted Lily. Dude. Why,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I had my reasons. I think I would agree,
Speaker 1: but also like just you didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: Just's like and stretch clawing at your face. Then he
Speaker 1: got his nails grow way too long, lady. At that
Speaker 1: point you got a fatal claw her and the fatal
Speaker 1: breaks my fucking door on my roof. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You can do that, droit everything.
Speaker 3: I think if one of you got irritatingly right wing,
Speaker 3: I would have to I would have to cut, but
Speaker 3: like to a degree that it would be like disconnected
Speaker 3: from reality, like you know what I mean, Like what
Speaker 3: we were talking about earlier, like before we were recording,
Speaker 3: like like disconnectedly.
Speaker 4: Anytime we had any type Yeah, anytime we had political,
Speaker 4: any type of discourse on the show, it was just
Speaker 4: completely people would want to pull their fucking hair out.
Speaker 1: Essentially, you'd have you'd have to kicks what it was
Speaker 1: for the show. Let's come to let's come on minute,
Speaker 1: ground you're saying I should be killed like this guy?
Speaker 1: Do you think that? What are the cays?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: What are they? What do they offer to the world? Though, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not even trying. I'm not with the
Speaker 1: pettiest one. I'm not trying to be a big I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just I'm just trying. I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 3: So that would be that would be my penny reason
Speaker 3: honestly though, Like the worst that like you would have
Speaker 3: to you would have to be like a pedophile or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have to be sexual crimes. That's the
Speaker 1: real one. You would have to be sexual crimes. You
Speaker 1: have to be a pedophile or a rapist. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: one of those things. And that's like a you know,
Speaker 1: but that's you could be a criminal and I would
Speaker 1: be fine. Like you could be like literally like it's like,
Speaker 1: oh I steal things, or like I don't care about that,
Speaker 1: or like you'd be like, hey, hey.
Speaker 3: Guys, I've murdered somebody. It's like that's not ideal. I've
Speaker 3: had funny can you be funny?
Speaker 1: But still still is this? Is this traumatized? Has this
Speaker 1: traumatized you? And to not be you can't be funny anymore.
Speaker 1: I have friends who are have been villains, and I
Speaker 1: like hung on and played Smash Bros With them, you know,
Speaker 1: but to what extent they're villains? Like they are villains?
Speaker 1: You have a you have a your shoulders pretty high,
Speaker 1: has got pretty high. I don't. I don't give up
Speaker 1: on people very easily. It takes a lot for me
Speaker 1: to be like arm up.
Speaker 4: I definitely know, like say sexual crimes and all that is.
Speaker 4: I would say violent crimes of people who I would
Speaker 4: deem like just you know, like kind of like childlife,
Speaker 4: like innocent.
Speaker 1: So that could also be like, you know, slow people,
Speaker 1: old people, people who are just like what open is
Speaker 1: really racist? Listen to harm? Is? Damn you put me?
Speaker 4: It really did, because it's like I normally I wo'd
Speaker 4: want to see a racist person's face smashed in but
Speaker 4: I was like, fu well, people are so fragile you
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 1: Have to just like like leave them alone. They're gonna
Speaker 1: go away soon anyway. Its kind of how I feel, like,
Speaker 1: just like slap, but that he's dead. Like that's the thing.
Speaker 4: They're so fragile, even if you push them will probably die.
Speaker 4: You remember that one guy the cops were.
Speaker 1: Like, that's I don't that ship made me feishan person.
Speaker 1: You're laughing because it's so it is even I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1: I want you to understand that it's brain exploded. Whoa
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa turning on a boss dude.
Speaker 1: It's insane, like, oh my god, crazy. It's why because
Speaker 1: like I've never seen that happen before, So why are
Speaker 1: you crying? Because it's so fantastical. It's it's so he
Speaker 1: pushed he did, even he even pushed him hard, like
Speaker 1: the cops shouldn't have pushed him, but he went.
Speaker 3: Like he went like and then he and then he
Speaker 3: flipped fifteen times and practice that show was really sad.
Speaker 1: It is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: But it's also crazy, Like I remember looking at that
Speaker 3: being like how frail as a person, like I remember,
Speaker 3: like because it didn't seem like it was that.
Speaker 1: Crazy of a fall either. I can't even laugh about that.
Speaker 4: And even that's the thing, that's that's what's so one
Speaker 4: of the reasons why I refuse to no one of
Speaker 4: the one of the reasons I refused to street fight
Speaker 4: anymore is because how easy it is to accidentally kill
Speaker 4: somebody if you knock him out. Oh yeah, so just
Speaker 4: hating your head bouncing off the concrete is a sure
Speaker 4: way that you could just go.
Speaker 1: To prison, even if you defended yourself, right, yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's not worth it. Yeah. The last three fight I
Speaker 1: got into, it was about like eighteen nineteen, and the
Speaker 1: moment someone pulls a gun on you, your perspective is like,
Speaker 1: I'm done doing this. Yeah, so like that shit, that shit,
Speaker 1: like all the bravado and toughness got yanked away and
Speaker 1: I was like naked, afraid child. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this guy has a gun. This guy started a fight
Speaker 1: with me. I defended myself, then he pulled a gun
Speaker 1: on me. That is crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel so, I feel so funed. I feel so
Speaker 4: I don't know what the word I'm looking for, but
Speaker 4: just I pity them so much when when people do
Speaker 4: shit like that, when I'm like, you're so afraid to
Speaker 4: just get you know, getting beaten up, which really, in
Speaker 4: the moment is actually kind of if you've ever really
Speaker 4: been in a fight, in the moment, getting beatn ups
Speaker 4: kind of not really that bad.
Speaker 1: It's like you get beat really really, to me, it's more.
Speaker 4: You get if you get jumped, because if you get jumped,
Speaker 4: you really don't even have time. Your adrenal doesn't really
Speaker 4: have time to kick in properly because you're kind of
Speaker 4: just getting your ass whooped. Versus if you have one
Speaker 4: that's jumping and then just start. It's a big differ
Speaker 4: because you know everyone talks about fight or flight. You're
Speaker 4: adrenaline is gonna make you do one of the two things.
Speaker 4: You're gonna step up or you're gonna be I'm fucking
Speaker 4: out of here. And if you get jumped, your brain
Speaker 4: doesn't really process that like fight or flight that because
Speaker 4: you're already like a fuck.
Speaker 1: Like some peoplesting gun man cartwheeling away. That dude, the
Speaker 1: last time I did a cartwheel. This is how fucking
Speaker 1: out of shape I am. I damn, you're pulled my groin.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was possible. Near it hurts so bad, dude,
Speaker 1: you had to sit down, and I didn't even think
Speaker 1: that was possible. I think I can just like it's
Speaker 1: not like I'm doing the splits, just doing a cartwheel.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, so yeah, well I'm fucked. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: fucking I don't. I don't have fights. You would have to,
Speaker 1: you would have to do it. It's so stupid, even
Speaker 1: if you're a trained fighter, even if you have like
Speaker 1: your time learning how to fight, like I I know
Speaker 1: how to take advice. Yeah, and ignore my advice and
Speaker 1: go ahead and pick fights all you want to.
Speaker 4: Fact, you should fight with guns in the street. But
Speaker 4: like what I mean is like, yeah, exactly, like their
Speaker 4: brass knuckles or something the floor somebody.
Speaker 1: Kills like grabbing an AK forty seven, grabbing an AK
Speaker 1: forty seven by the barrel and beating somebody to death
Speaker 1: of it is crazy. That is that's brutal. That's like
Speaker 1: fucking Punisher ship and then you shoot them after their
Speaker 1: dead and then you blow the head off that it
Speaker 1: is Frank Castle ship, dude, Frank Castl ship. But for
Speaker 1: no reason. But yeah, I think the spot up imagine
Speaker 1: the freaking the frank.
Speaker 3: Yeah you think I'm with you, Yeah, but uh I
Speaker 3: think ultimately like yeah, you have to be you have
Speaker 3: to be like a Deagie or or like an Epstein.
Speaker 3: I guess like one of the lower level things, or
Speaker 3: not lower level, but like lower level of the extreme
Speaker 3: level is like if you like, we're like abusive to
Speaker 3: like animals, Oh, you know, I'd be like I can't
Speaker 3: tolerate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Like if you like kick the dog across a room
Speaker 3: and and it hit like a ceiling fan and got diced.
Speaker 1: Damn. I don't know if that's that specific. You can
Speaker 1: kick a dog all across your environment if it hits
Speaker 1: the phantom out. If it kicks a dog in general,
Speaker 1: you're a psycho and I don't want to talk well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. In general, like if you're being attacked
Speaker 1: by a fucking pit bull, I'll kick the ship out
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 4: Pit if defense is always different man, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but a fucking like a chihuahua or something, or like
Speaker 4: a poodle.
Speaker 1: Even like a big dog. If just comes up to
Speaker 1: a big dog and kicks it in the face, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing well? Obviously, but I
Speaker 1: mean even in even in like a defense, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: got you know, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that is insane because you literally could just
Speaker 4: pick it up and then move it away.
Speaker 1: Yeah backboard, yeah, half court, that'd be the line. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I shipped literal I shipped literal bricks. Please help me right,
Speaker 1: And he says he no, He says, hey, swing dream
Speaker 1: and cream. What is this straightest thing you've ever done
Speaker 1: that wasn't straight sex? No personal correlation. Just want to
Speaker 1: see a good question. Actually, I don't like working out
Speaker 1: is the straightest gay thing ever. So the straightest straight
Speaker 1: thing I ever done is like the straightest straight thing ever,
Speaker 1: I think, I actually, I.
Speaker 3: Really I remember I printed out, I print out a
Speaker 3: photo of a model, and I hung it on my
Speaker 3: wall for exactly three.
Speaker 1: Minutes, and I was like, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I wanted like, because I remember
Speaker 3: I would see that in movies a lot, like I remember,
Speaker 3: like being a kid, like, oh, like teenagers just do
Speaker 3: this like they have like pin ups, I guess, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't think about it that way because that was
Speaker 3: just my understanding of what being a teenage boy was
Speaker 3: is that like you have you have the faara faucet poster,
Speaker 3: or like you have the fucking you know, some model
Speaker 3: on your wall or some like bikini fucking something.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, why don't I Why don't
Speaker 1: I have one of those? Why don't I care to
Speaker 1: do it? I should care to do it. So I
Speaker 1: did it, and then I immediately just didn't want it anymore.
Speaker 1: Imagine but for those having like people didn't have the
Speaker 1: ability to watch pornography, they had to they had to have.
Speaker 1: Me life was simple.
Speaker 4: Life was simple because all you had were magazines or
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck, and then you just that that's was
Speaker 4: the equivalent of the hardcore sit that people watch now.
Speaker 4: So they would just they would bust and then they
Speaker 4: go about their lives.
Speaker 1: Imagine giving someone like from like the seventies, like here
Speaker 1: watch this fucking in depth pornography and just seeing them die.
Speaker 1: They would die, they know, light in their eyes go dark.
Speaker 4: I would go further than the seventies and just see,
Speaker 4: I want to see somebody who has no concept of
Speaker 4: like even cinema and like and then they're like eighteen forties, yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, like they just in their eyes
Speaker 4: will start melting because it's too much. It's too that is,
Speaker 4: I think their boner would pop. I think it would
Speaker 4: just be too much, Like this is too good. Just
Speaker 4: like he's as porn as a.
Speaker 1: Kid, Jesus, hardcore craze, hardcore head time, my son stop
Speaker 1: hand tie especially would be crazy. The tentacles and these
Speaker 1: giant tits and milks exploding out of them. He's like you,
Speaker 1: you know, Jesus, he's not evil, but he's like not
Speaker 1: a good guy. But that's just strong my son that
Speaker 1: I'm actually I am him too, but no.
Speaker 3: That behavior is crazy though when I think about it,
Speaker 3: like you would just hang up a pin up model
Speaker 3: on your wall and like that was just kind of.
Speaker 1: It, and that was like what you would do. But
Speaker 1: think of think about this in content.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you had like one of those digital picture
Speaker 3: frames and it was just porn on it and it
Speaker 3: was just on your wall in your room, and your
Speaker 3: your parents would come in and be.
Speaker 1: Like are you hungry?
Speaker 3: And the porn would be like, b it's insane that
Speaker 3: you would just have this thing that you understood like
Speaker 3: oh that's yeah, that's that's what he's jerking off.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's just a picture of it. It's definitely
Speaker 1: they're definitely know they know what it is, but they
Speaker 1: don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 4: It's it's one of those things that I I to
Speaker 4: this day, I'm so annoyed because this is not I
Speaker 4: know what my mom thought, but this is not what
Speaker 4: it was. So like I had I had this shirt
Speaker 4: that I was really sick, and then I had this
Speaker 4: shirt that was in the corner of my bed and
Speaker 4: I didn't want to get up, and it wasn't so
Speaker 4: like I just basically I didn't want to get up,
Speaker 4: but like I was coughing a lot and stuff, and
Speaker 4: I just like, remember I spit on the shirt because
Speaker 4: I just I didn't want to go out of my bed.
Speaker 4: I was it was just a lazy, gross teenager thing
Speaker 4: and like there's spit, like so it looks like dry come,
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: And my mom like she she did. She did one
Speaker 1: of those rare like she cleaned up my room thing
Speaker 1: probably oh yeah, probably looking for some ship.
Speaker 4: But like I was like, bitch, I'm clean, you know,
Speaker 4: Like but then she clearly saw that shirt like oh
Speaker 4: my god, and I thought I was like should I
Speaker 4: explain to her that that's not what you think about.
Speaker 1: I was like that thing. I think that's even more
Speaker 1: awkward then, you know, just across as you trying to lie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like even trying to like think just talking about come
Speaker 1: to my mom at all. Like the best things about
Speaker 1: being a parent is I'm gonna when having a children.
Speaker 1: If I have a child, I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: my children's squirm in those conversations. I had to see
Speaker 1: them so fucking like, like, so you're near You're near masturbating,
Speaker 1: weren't you, son? I wow, I just hold it.
Speaker 4: I never I just hope that I never because like
Speaker 4: my mom, like we never had any conversations about that.
Speaker 4: I was even at my highest, like when I was
Speaker 4: like thirteen, I was it was under control, so it
Speaker 4: was never like nothing never needed to be said. And
Speaker 4: I hope I have a relationship with like that with
Speaker 4: my kids to where I don't have to. I don't
Speaker 4: want to talk about jacking off with my kids.
Speaker 1: I don't prefer not to, like I would inform them
Speaker 1: because I need to inform them, because if I don't
Speaker 1: inform them, I don't know who's going to My responsibility.
Speaker 4: Comes from I guess, but you're assuming, like just from
Speaker 4: my like my perspective, I didn't have anybody guide me,
Speaker 4: and I her out composing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely true. Right, that's but there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are not you. We live in a world
Speaker 1: where clearly a lot of people.
Speaker 4: So it's like people outside of like your home might
Speaker 4: show them some crazy ship.
Speaker 1: It's like, look, dude, you do this, that's fine, it's
Speaker 1: no big deal. Keep it confined to your room, please.
Speaker 1: I would embarrass him so much.
Speaker 4: Let's put a ring I put a ring camera inside
Speaker 4: the house and make it. You can't, you know, inside
Speaker 4: a room.
Speaker 1: I love. That's like Big Brothers. You mean, I'm watching you.
Speaker 1: I would make I would make church bells, tribe or
Speaker 1: something like that. When you gotta go under the covers
Speaker 1: to even like remotely, and you're like, you're like trying
Speaker 1: to make sure there's a ring cam on your cover.
Speaker 1: That is true. There's this ring cameras on everything in
Speaker 1: your covers and pillowcase. You spent thousands of you are
Speaker 1: not able to buy food for two months. You were
Speaker 1: getting a good lab. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to pay rint, but this is worthy, Lily, I think
Speaker 1: stuff like that is really like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't mind. It's because I think so crazy. I think
Speaker 1: we need to inform people stuff because a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes, man, we are we gotta be aware.
Speaker 1: A lot of dudes were not taught about that shit healthily,
Speaker 1: and that's why a lot of them have the behaviors
Speaker 1: they do where it's just like, you need to learn
Speaker 1: how to respect anything, anything at home, woman, anything that
Speaker 1: walls dude's they're crazy. Yeah, that's unfortunate that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I imagine because I never had a confirmation either. My
Speaker 1: grandmother was too fucking even though she was a doctor,
Speaker 1: she was like, hey, make sure you get tested before
Speaker 1: you have a new partner. That's about it. I think
Speaker 1: my parents just like relied on the school, health care
Speaker 1: or not health care, the health sex head yes, sex
Speaker 1: because well yeah, but we did live in a place
Speaker 1: that it was better. It was better than like fucking
Speaker 1: Kentucky where they're like, I've gotta cut your fucking nuts out.
Speaker 4: Don't be fucking don't be I know it, fucking it
Speaker 4: feels amazing, but you gotta not do it.
Speaker 5: And I don't be fucking especially homo sex. Don't be
Speaker 5: fucking each other if you're the same. If you fuck
Speaker 5: each other and you're the shame, it's hard to stop.
Speaker 1: And it's evil. It's hard to stop bad. Trust me aware,
Speaker 1: Trust me, I don't know anything about it. Trust me,
Speaker 1: I'm aware. I like man way too much and it
Speaker 1: hurts me not liking to be fair like I thought
Speaker 1: our sex head was pretty solid, Like it's like I
Speaker 1: pretty I understand. Okay, yeah, okay, so this is what's
Speaker 1: going was asked, but it was like whatever you want
Speaker 1: to I was what you went to a fucking to
Speaker 1: That question was like thirteen or what I went to
Speaker 1: the school in the slums. Yeah, you went to fucking
Speaker 1: askaman basically just screaming. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Magically captured that and put that on a paper like
Speaker 3: series Black screaming, gnarling at it.
Speaker 1: Serious. Black is so not evil like they they made
Speaker 1: him seems like such a bad guy. He was not
Speaker 1: bad at all. But his last name was black, serious, negroid, serious,
Speaker 1: black nigga. It's like freaking negrezoid. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I felt about that show, Freakzoid. It felt I didn't
Speaker 1: I watched it when it came on but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. It was weird.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where I would watch it
Speaker 4: was like a home improvement to me, where I watched
Speaker 4: it when it came on, but I was like, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: If I actually liked it. I didn't like it as
Speaker 1: much as tiny tunes or uh, what the fuck? Animaniacs
Speaker 1: hilarious good idea, bad idea still holds up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of that stuff still holds up, honestly,
Speaker 3: Like it's like original ani good. A lot of the
Speaker 3: references are obviously dated because there's like celebrities there that like, right,
Speaker 3: only animators who were like twenty nine at the time.
Speaker 1: I knew about that.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was just like, you know,
Speaker 3: all these fucking people from like the forties, whatever the fuck,
Speaker 3: but Ralph cram It's.
Speaker 1: Me Ralph crammed In and it's like, fu is that?
Speaker 3: But a lot of those yeah, it was the old
Speaker 3: the therapist, uh, the bald therapist of the glasses.
Speaker 1: He was like, now, yack, what what do you all?
Speaker 1: I forgot his fucking name? Not a wonder bo references
Speaker 1: because you know, obviously doctor was it lipshits? No, that
Speaker 1: was the from Rugrats yeah, what the fuck was it?
Speaker 1: I was like, you need to cut off his peepy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's bothering me? Are you sure? Doctor? Yeah? Still
Speaker 1: feel much better. And then we'll suck it. I'll suck
Speaker 1: it off like and then we'll have the herpes breakout
Speaker 1: there and then the things. Then the baby will have it,
Speaker 1: not the baby have it? And then I swear another
Speaker 1: petal is there's doctor scratch and sniff, doctor scratching sniff
Speaker 1: because his nose was fucking you. That's oh man, what
Speaker 1: do you look like? He looks? Uh? I mean that's
Speaker 1: a really bad illustration of him. That's not even that's
Speaker 1: never how he looked over. What the fuck? Where is he?
Speaker 1: Why is he so difficult? To find? This guy dead?
Speaker 1: This fella? Oh right, yeah yeah now yeahko right, what
Speaker 1: do you want to do doctor Boskonovi? Anyway? What what
Speaker 1: the fuck were we doing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, this straight
Speaker 1: so okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Phantom Rosewood two Divine Swindle of Chaos wrote in it's
Speaker 3: a dumb fucking fake video game I made for an
Speaker 3: AD once. That's a meme, Phantom Rosewood two, I forgot
Speaker 3: about that. Uh hello, my favorite near sighted Hispanic wizard
Speaker 3: Derreck Whiteman and Thomas King Jamison Sweenar the third What
Speaker 3: is your favorite fruit? And if you say banana, you're
Speaker 3: gay or a minion gay? Yeah, you can only you know,
Speaker 3: if you eat a banana to its completion. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: always have to throw out half of it. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: otherwise you're gay.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? This problem? Right at the
Speaker 1: end of my pops and then I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I posicles. I eat my popsticles with a forking like go,
Speaker 1: I break the top of it off and I look
Speaker 1: it out of my hand like a fucking dog.
Speaker 4: I always appoint and laugh at men when I see
Speaker 4: them licking ice cream cones, like for McDonald's. You see
Speaker 4: them they grab the cone and dude, I am not uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I've been.
Speaker 3: I've been really craving like a soft like a like
Speaker 3: I feel like ice cream. Most of the ice cream
Speaker 3: that I've had in my adult life has been just like,
Speaker 3: you know, out of a fucking bucket or like in
Speaker 3: like a or something, yeah, like a pail basically a gender's.
Speaker 1: Bugget pail or powder or pail or pan. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: always eaten it out of a fucking basically just a
Speaker 1: fucking receptacle, you know, ice that's melted and out of
Speaker 1: my palm. That's insane. But I've been like really wanting.
Speaker 1: I've been really like wanting like.
Speaker 3: A soft like it was like an old school like
Speaker 3: fucking carvel, fucking soft serve.
Speaker 1: I just I don't even know where that's the best
Speaker 1: thing about McDonald's. They do that though. If it works,
Speaker 1: well see it.
Speaker 4: So they got sued into oblivion because they were it
Speaker 4: was there was a whole it was a real conspiracy.
Speaker 4: So they had this one company. It wasn't McDonald's fault.
Speaker 4: McDonald's fucked with the company because this company that made
Speaker 4: the ice cream machines had the monopoly on fixing the machines,
Speaker 4: and so they made them fuck up all the time.
Speaker 4: So then they have to keep fixing making money. So
Speaker 4: they corrected that. So now because there's to be an
Speaker 4: app that would track that ship, the app's no longer
Speaker 4: serviceable really because the machines mostly work now. The myth
Speaker 4: of them not working that much anymore is just kind
Speaker 4: of like in our it's almost like a mendela, like
Speaker 4: it's like a holdover, like yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's
Speaker 4: actually I've texted that theory because I was getting a
Speaker 4: lot of like when Jojo first came down, we got
Speaker 4: a shipload of ice cream, gained a bunch of weight.
Speaker 1: It was like it was great.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, the machines almost always worked in multiple
Speaker 4: things going in and Cali haven't had any problems.
Speaker 1: Except for at McDonald's. Yeah. So the cones that they
Speaker 1: used to be a dollar, they're like two bucksn now
Speaker 1: or something. Used to be chocolate dipped too.
Speaker 4: They used to have a day, used to have fudge ones,
Speaker 4: and some of them have large ones, so they'll be
Speaker 4: like large, like some restaurants have a large towards like
Speaker 4: comically big. Yeah, but I would I would suggest I
Speaker 4: think there's a Darek Queen right or somewhere right maybe,
Speaker 4: so dairy Queen has a day queen in the mall.
Speaker 4: Dery Queen has a good soft shirt.
Speaker 1: It's just expensive.
Speaker 3: It's it's getting to that I I like, I actually
Speaker 3: like ice cream in like vaguely like not cold weather,
Speaker 3: but like I actually I'm we're getting here where that guy? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you could you can eat it outside and it's
Speaker 3: not gonna melt immediately. It was always the frustration in
Speaker 3: the summer. It's like it is refreshing. I get it,
Speaker 3: but like it just it fucking fell apart so quickly.
Speaker 1: Now I was like ideal, mean anything like that in
Speaker 1: a while, like I having that ice cream and in
Speaker 1: a week I can finally have oranges again, And I'm
Speaker 1: so that's so funny that I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: It's like a kid being excited for Apple juice, you know,
Speaker 4: like they're like, yeah, it's like to me, I'm like, kid,
Speaker 4: that's all, that's all you get, you know, like the.
Speaker 1: Kids working hardest album before. So I feel like kind
Speaker 1: of gross about it, but I actually can like I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I got sick.
Speaker 4: I'm pissed off that, like I was seeing like the progress,
Speaker 4: especially in the mid section, like shrink and then you stagnate.
Speaker 4: And then I fucking bought.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 4: I had a slice of pizza and some pasta last night,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, what am I doing go to
Speaker 4: that place? I didn't go, dude, I don't know what
Speaker 4: it might be that it might be the pepperoni. Something
Speaker 4: does not agree with me acid wise. So I just
Speaker 4: got I just got two pepperonis. Same I had pepperoni
Speaker 4: slice from there too. It was cold and that I
Speaker 4: might have been probably cold, but it did not. It
Speaker 4: did not make me feel good, dude, a.
Speaker 1: Cold slice because I got mad up, like see that
Speaker 1: freeze it? Yeah, the freezer. It was good though.
Speaker 4: I liked it, big ass slice, the little got, the
Speaker 4: little cup, the pepperoni's. Yeah, those things are cute.
Speaker 1: I like them.
Speaker 4: But uh man, I had a because I got two
Speaker 4: slices and ate them over two days and I had
Speaker 4: a horrible two days.
Speaker 1: Or I'm like, damn, I don't feel good. Weird. Yeah
Speaker 1: you said you had like what what's from there? The slice?
Speaker 1: Beat balls and balls of fire? Got to try that.
Speaker 1: I didn't end up going because I like, I was
Speaker 1: walking and I went back inside to take a shower,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I don't feel like walking
Speaker 1: on you could find I mean, you could like whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I forget. I just I want I
Speaker 3: really needed to shower. The thing like I felt like gross,
Speaker 3: And I was just like, I can't.
Speaker 1: Leave my store showering. It's really bad. I can't leave that.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad thing at all. It's like a
Speaker 1: really he was a fire like, well that's what you'd
Speaker 1: be safe everything's burning. I'm like, you would be I
Speaker 1: love I love that idea. Protect you would be safe.
Speaker 1: You know, you would be wet, you would be in water.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about a fire in the shower. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people you think actually tried that, Like the front door,
Speaker 1: quickly in the shadow, there's a fire, quickly fill the tub,
Speaker 1: you're boiling off, you're not, and the fires then they
Speaker 1: go to like move everything off the area. And then
Speaker 1: you're just in a fucking warm hot tub bat and
Speaker 1: you're fucking like that. You're in a you're in another state,
Speaker 1: like you just They're like, Wow, this guy's this guy's
Speaker 1: the real deal. This guy's a is a I did
Speaker 1: never see this stupid movie called I think it's called
Speaker 1: uh Sunshine. It's actually a good movie. It's a sci
Speaker 1: fi movie. Where is it called Sunshine?
Speaker 4: It's where the sun has been fucked right in the
Speaker 4: future and they need to go essentially reignited because the
Speaker 4: world's dying. Essentially some guy went up there a long
Speaker 4: time ago.
Speaker 1: It's not almost like a sci fi horror thing. That's cool.
Speaker 1: It's a really cool it's a really cool movie. It's
Speaker 1: actually it's actually a really fun movie. But this guy
Speaker 1: becomes like a maniac because he became obsessed with the
Speaker 1: sun and became like a maniac, and I was all
Speaker 1: fucking burning cross. It's it's actually a really good movie.
Speaker 1: You should watch it. You should watch it. I have
Speaker 1: never heard about that movie Roar. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So it's called Roar, and like I think it was
Speaker 1: like about I don't even know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the premise of the movie is,
Speaker 3: but the conceit of it is that it's about people
Speaker 3: trying to escape lions, but they used real lions. Oh,
Speaker 3: people were getting fucking mauled all the time, and so
Speaker 3: the whole movie is just people authentically running away from
Speaker 3: like real lines. I saw Mark Maren post about it,
Speaker 3: of all people, like for some reason, like I saw
Speaker 3: like a real or like a TikTok from Mark Maren.
Speaker 1: He was just talking about this movie. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck on TikTok? I guess, yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I ran, dude, I ran into him walking out of
Speaker 1: Jalen's building. Well really yeah, Like so I guess, like
Speaker 1: I don't know if Mark Maren it is a nice link,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I could see that, but like it
Speaker 1: is like one of those things, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I opened the door and it was his Mark Marion
Speaker 1: and I looked at him like I was just like
Speaker 1: I think he understood that I recognized him, but like
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything because I was like, am I
Speaker 1: fucking crazy? Like why the funk would I run into
Speaker 1: Mark Maroon right now?
Speaker 3: But yeah, that movie is insane, But uh so fruit
Speaker 3: no bananas otherwise, Yeah, yeah, no game. Mangos are pretty favorite,
Speaker 3: pretty good a mango with Like I've said this before
Speaker 3: on the show, but like I'm like, you slice up
Speaker 3: with a mango and you like squeeze a lime on
Speaker 3: it and it is like fucking candy kind of like
Speaker 3: hole in it, you know, and fuck it and like.
Speaker 1: You know, come in and then eat it. I saw
Speaker 1: that one time and I was like, motherfucker was fucking
Speaker 1: was it a papaya? Was that? Was that? What that was?
Speaker 4: I just remember mother fucking fucking a melon or something,
Speaker 4: And I'm like about coming in up, give this.
Speaker 1: Dash, you fucking you put the you put the part
Speaker 1: back in and then you put like you like somehow
Speaker 1: somehow seal it. Mangos. Mangos are top tier. The idea.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I I thought it was great
Speaker 1: for the people.
Speaker 4: Oranges, sir, oranges are pretty Valencia oranges, and they're barely
Speaker 4: available because big Orange juice steals them all Big Orange,
Speaker 4: which is real actually, because yeah, they used to be
Speaker 4: available and then they're not. You can't buy Valencia oranges
Speaker 4: almost nowhere.
Speaker 1: That's sad. It's really sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, oh, usable for fucking I guess what.
Speaker 4: People's water supplies are disappearing because of almond milk, and
Speaker 4: I was like, that sucks because I love ulved milk. Sorry, guys, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm actually sorry, you're gonna have to drink Just how
Speaker 4: do you say?
Speaker 1: How do you say orange is finished? Oh? My god, no, right,
Speaker 1: that's how you say it. But I do use their
Speaker 1: family saying how they say Chinas. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever really heard them, Honestly, a lot of the
Speaker 1: Spanish like stopped being spoken around the time that my
Speaker 1: grandma passed, so like, I don't really remember. In my
Speaker 1: family's chat they say China, who go to China's? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the China? I remember? Yeah, they say that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: But I remember I remember both. It would not it's
Speaker 1: how you say, well because a mandarin oranges.
Speaker 3: But it's like it makes sense, it's very specific. I
Speaker 3: don't remember. I don't remember. I remember who got the china,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember. But at the same time, we
Speaker 3: would just say orange juice. Like most of the time,
Speaker 3: Archers was like a staple to the point where like
Speaker 3: we weren't like coating it. Yeah, you know, Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 3: I like, it's just it's very acidic to me.
Speaker 1: Now, wait, just have gotten older. I can't. But also
Speaker 1: he knows I would eat, don't drink. Wait too much
Speaker 1: of it? You drink, you drink. I'm astounded that you
Speaker 1: didn't have just holes in your but that you that
Speaker 1: you don't have ulcers is crazy.
Speaker 4: My blood is maybe that he doesn't know if he's
Speaker 4: probably always constantly in pain and it's just always so.
Speaker 1: But I'm so fine. You've just don't you've ascended. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard it's hurting ie. Every once in a while.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good though. It's like a treat for me
Speaker 1: where it's just like, oh it's been a while, I'll
Speaker 1: have this or like it's something like chocolate milk or
Speaker 1: something where it's like I haven't had chocolate, I haven't
Speaker 1: had chocolate milk, and yet I've had forever. I just
Speaker 1: could I want liked chocolate. I don't funk with milk anymore. Man,
Speaker 1: that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I fuck with like almond milk, and sometimes oat's
Speaker 4: a little bit too creamy, but almond milks and me like,
Speaker 4: you can get a vanilla almond milk.
Speaker 1: It's fun, fun. It just tastes good.
Speaker 4: Fuck cow milk compared to vanilla almond milk, It's amazing.
Speaker 4: And get like cinnamon toast crunch. Get holy shit, you
Speaker 4: g have vanilla vanilla almond milk and cinnamon toadst Crink.
Speaker 1: Would make would make pancakes and almond milk. She'd make
Speaker 1: pancakes with. It'd be fucking fire, oh man. Because my
Speaker 1: grandma's lack those in tolerance. So she started drinking arwooke
Speaker 1: before everybody else started doing everybody. When you make pancakes,
Speaker 1: you think that was do they come out like at
Speaker 1: like a diner. I'm terrible at making pancakes. You know this,
Speaker 1: You've seen. I don't think I don't remember that. I
Speaker 1: kind of have a kryptonite with making the batter.
Speaker 4: For some reason, I've done it so many I fucked
Speaker 4: the batter up all that I'm I'm talking about a
Speaker 4: week or two ago. So I bought a new waffle iron.
Speaker 4: I was like, fucky, I'm gonna test this thing out.
Speaker 4: I can pour the shit on the skillet and cook them.
Speaker 4: You know, you just need butter, you criss the sides,
Speaker 4: you know, like whatever for a pancake. So I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use this fucking thing and then I follow
Speaker 4: the instructions. They were fucking so I would water, I
Speaker 4: criss the fuck out of the outsides, and then you
Speaker 4: pick it up it's gooey on the inside. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I followed the recipe. Isn't that what baking's supposed to be?
Speaker 4: Things like I make my fried chicken, right, I don't
Speaker 4: follow a recipe. I just get my flowers. Kind of
Speaker 4: I know what I need, you know, But like baking,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have to follow the recipe. I'm not
Speaker 4: a good baker. Doesn't work even when I follow the instruction.
Speaker 4: So Jojo will make the ratio and then I can
Speaker 4: pour it after to make the waffle what's fuck?
Speaker 1: You don't know. I don't know what it is. It's
Speaker 1: a weird thing that I never conquered. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm either it's insane. I'm not good at making I
Speaker 1: am unreasonably good at making bad you are. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm a good French sast? French shast?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is your recipe? It's really simple.
Speaker 1: Is it's cinnamon, some brown sugar, eggs and then a
Speaker 1: little bit of milk and a couple of eyelashes and
Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of bustle coump. That's to me,
Speaker 1: I'm actually looking man, is a difference. No, it's actually
Speaker 1: very similar. It's actually very similar. Sometimes I just add
Speaker 1: a little bit of add a little bit of salt
Speaker 1: into mine. So but like sometimes a little bit it
Speaker 1: might be it depends because some people don't like it,
Speaker 1: but like I like a little bit of seasoned salt
Speaker 1: in it. It actually kind of enthans to the flavor
Speaker 1: for me. But it's relatively the same. And what you
Speaker 1: just said, I want to make French toast probably tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't eat eggs anymore, so I oh, no,
Speaker 1: my favorite breakfast item. I can't have anymore. That's French toes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and then and then you know what's annoying, Like
Speaker 1: is it like French toes? Who doesn't like French totals?
Speaker 1: You know, like eggs you don't prefer you don't prefer
Speaker 1: like pancakes or French shoes. I mean they're different flavor profile.
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 3: Well, the way that I make pancakes specifically too is
Speaker 3: like I have the crisped edges all the time, like
Speaker 3: I like I.
Speaker 4: If it doesn't have the crispage, it's a failure. That's
Speaker 4: why there's those there's there are some restaurants that just
Speaker 4: could they just click on that, like what do you
Speaker 4: call it? The the stainless steel loam thing, and they
Speaker 4: don't get the edges because they're not they're not like say.
Speaker 1: It's crazy to me. It's that's it's it is the
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: It makes a pancake so much like a diner pancake. Look,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't disrespect the dining pancake. It's it's solid, right,
Speaker 3: but like that edge man transforms the entire thing. If
Speaker 3: you don't have that, it enhances it to the point
Speaker 3: where it's like, I remember thinking I didn't like pancakes
Speaker 3: because I would have them at diners, and then my
Speaker 3: grandmother made that specific thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh they had a ring around. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is to tearsh butter is butter is my favorite ingredient? Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: God bless it, God bless butter. Rice. Rice? Rice is
Speaker 1: your favorite fruit ingredient? It actually is. It's your favorite
Speaker 1: fruit probably, yeah, yeah, I like so. I like rice
Speaker 1: so much more than I like I like rice more
Speaker 1: than pussy. I like rice more than sort of beverage.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I like I like French fries more
Speaker 1: than pussy. But that's about it. What type of French
Speaker 1: fries terrible? It doesn't necessarily, dude, I gotta say, good
Speaker 1: McDonald's frieses to me, good donald fries with the perfect
Speaker 1: amount of salt.
Speaker 4: Because here's the thing with these human workers. They either
Speaker 4: undersault them or over assault them.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and over salting.
Speaker 4: Ruins them because you know what you have to do well,
Speaker 4: at least hopefully if you don't have a fucking stroke.
Speaker 1: The way I was with my nephew and I saw
Speaker 1: him eating ranch because it's everyone all the herrarest love ranch.
Speaker 1: Hold up, what was that? What do you mean do
Speaker 1: you mean no?
Speaker 2: No, no?
Speaker 1: You said he was eating ranch? What do you mean
Speaker 1: like eating ranch? He was eating ranch alongside using this,
Speaker 1: He was using ranch. Yeah, but still even though he
Speaker 1: did it, he put his whole hand pretty much in
Speaker 1: the ranch, like the nugget was all white. I am
Speaker 1: a little suspicions of people who like sauce that much.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a child, he's a he's gen like four,
Speaker 1: and it's because of the fact his mother, all of
Speaker 1: Lily's family loves ranch, except for her dad or da.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: I just know there's some there's certain ranches I've liked.
Speaker 4: There's some ranches I am a. To me, sauce is
Speaker 4: all about coating, not fucking dunking and drenching.
Speaker 1: Like I see.
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers they'll go to they'll get look at it, twenty
Speaker 4: piece of McNuggets and then they'll want like six barbecue
Speaker 4: sauces to me, or or whatever sauce they use to me, honestly,
Speaker 4: one even for a twenty piece. For a twenty piece
Speaker 4: one sauce, yeah, a little bit blaze it.
Speaker 1: It's just It's just it's like a if I had
Speaker 1: if I had a brush, and I can just glaze
Speaker 1: it on my fucking nuggets, you feel I have my
Speaker 1: nugget brush. Imagine one Do you imagine how like if
Speaker 1: people someone would look at you would be like, God,
Speaker 1: you're so fucking unhealthy. You would you like you have
Speaker 1: you have artifacts for your fucking fast food. You are
Speaker 1: past you and shoots you in the stomach like eight
Speaker 1: times they would lean over to give you a bunch
Speaker 1: of times some people know you're getting was like, I
Speaker 1: get it, and to give the key to the city.
Speaker 1: This guy murdered derect. Let's get to the last. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go okay to the last question. Answered that question?
Speaker 1: We did I think mango h the oranges? I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I would.
Speaker 3: I also love, but I would say probably like strawberries
Speaker 3: are really really just colid like solid, like strawberries are
Speaker 3: just like a really solid like.
Speaker 1: A nice red strawberry, A good a good strawberry. I
Speaker 1: liked it.
Speaker 3: If you dump them in fucking uh salt water, all
Speaker 3: the worms come out. I it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: What what do you don't know about that? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: put them in salt water, little things out of the seeds.
Speaker 1: There's like a little like I guess like there's little
Speaker 1: like fucking creature worm. I don't know. They're not worm worms.
Speaker 1: They're like just like I don't know. It's I don't
Speaker 1: really care whether like actual creatures or I think so yeah,
Speaker 1: to be fair like only like uncured.
Speaker 3: Like I think if you if you have like a normal,
Speaker 3: like properly created strawberry, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy like it was, but it was
Speaker 1: crazy about It's one of those things where it's like
Speaker 1: almost like finding out like what's in a hot dog,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Where like I remember seeing
Speaker 1: like somebody puts strawberry and like I can't remember if
Speaker 1: it was salt water or hot water or something.
Speaker 3: It was some weird thing and then like if you
Speaker 3: do that, oh, little like worms will like come out
Speaker 3: of it and uh and that's what that's wild.
Speaker 1: And it's like every strawberry has this, and I remember
Speaker 1: being like cool, yeah, and at a certain I've had
Speaker 1: so many at this point that and I'm fine, so
Speaker 1: like they must be good or something. And I'm not
Speaker 1: really that perturbable. It's just like finding out what's in
Speaker 1: a hot dog. I remember my my grandmother would be
Speaker 1: like or not my grandmother, my great aunt, she would
Speaker 1: be like, you know what's you know what's in a
Speaker 1: hot dog? Fucking And she would say, like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking pig eyes and like all this other stuff and
Speaker 1: pig asses yum.
Speaker 3: And she'd be like, are you still you still want
Speaker 3: to eat that? And I'm like, yeah, they're really solid
Speaker 3: and I've had so many at this point and I'm fine,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna have more of it. There's some things You're not
Speaker 1: gonna convince me to stop eating. Strawberries.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like, dude, we think about like sauces or
Speaker 4: something like that, the amount of like bugs that end
Speaker 4: up in like what do you call it, like tomato
Speaker 4: sauce for example. Yeah, the amount of bugs that are
Speaker 4: on fucking tomato vines and when they harvest all that
Speaker 4: stuff and grind all that shit for like mof We've
Speaker 4: been eating good protein for quite some time and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you gonna do about that? I
Speaker 4: saw do nothing about that.
Speaker 1: I remember I saw a viral photo of like an
Speaker 1: Arizona iced tea jug with like a spider on the
Speaker 1: inside of the cap fresh, and I remember, I'm like, dang,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I have six drugs in my house right
Speaker 1: one die that felts at a bottom and disintegrated because
Speaker 1: how fucking gross the Arizona tea it is. And then
Speaker 1: you just drink it. You're like, I feel I feel stranged.
Speaker 1: I have jumped entire drugs because they taste it wrong.
Speaker 3: I like, and I've had so many at this point
Speaker 3: that like I can actually like take like I know
Speaker 3: it's really upsetting. I know if it's going to taste
Speaker 3: wrong before I've even had anything, or even before I
Speaker 3: even sniffed it, because like, and this is a trick
Speaker 3: that I've noticed for whatever reason. If it touches, if
Speaker 3: it's full to the top, it's gonna be really good.
Speaker 3: If there's any space, like it should spill a little
Speaker 3: bit when you open it, like a little bit, and
Speaker 3: if it doesn't, it's fucked.
Speaker 1: Some something's wrong with it. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but it's almost every single time it's like water down
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know what the fun Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like the last bit, the last bit was yeah, chicken,
Speaker 1: whenever I make it right. If I detect any slight
Speaker 1: hint of like it not being the right texture at all,
Speaker 1: the chicken away, that's a waste. And Lily's like, you're
Speaker 1: a fucking sight. Just send it to me. I am
Speaker 1: so particular about the way I cook chicken. It's really
Speaker 1: why don't I just save it? Why don't you just
Speaker 1: save it so you can put it in other things?
Speaker 1: Its slaughter chickens yourself and then you never have to
Speaker 1: worry about that. Like I made chicken a few days
Speaker 1: ago and I was like I was treading it and
Speaker 1: I was like, you were pushing off to this tearing
Speaker 1: the right way, and it was like sock. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like I was like, no, man, you should die.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I look, man, I will say, there's definitely when you
Speaker 4: have mass produced chicken at some places, Like here's a
Speaker 4: perfect example, and I'm sure somebody has ran into this.
Speaker 4: If you get a chicken sandwich from McDonald's, for example,
Speaker 4: they have the new chicken sandwiches. Some of them are
Speaker 4: hard and rubbery, like some of the breast, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: this chicken sucked, you know what I mean? Like the
Speaker 4: way that this chicken life went something went wrong and
Speaker 4: this is a bad breast. And like I was like,
Speaker 4: every once in a while, get a rubbery one. I
Speaker 4: just to throw it out and I'm like, this fucking
Speaker 4: this is crazy, poor fun.
Speaker 3: All right, last one and then we'll get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here. Archibald Trunks, this could be a quick one. Greetings,
Speaker 3: Uncle Magic, Uncle Adams, and Uncle Cracker.
Speaker 1: I am light of the Veil Guard just being released,
Speaker 1: and with so many mass effect discussions happening on the
Speaker 1: show lately, that's always gonna be we should do like
Speaker 1: a challenge one day where like we just don't mention
Speaker 1: any of the things that we usually lead on, like
Speaker 1: like no no mass Effect, no no Gears, no Red Dead.
Speaker 1: Just figure out if we should we should do it,
Speaker 1: almost like a bingo thing or like a reverse video anyway, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, in light of the Vail Guard being released
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, he said, I wanted to ask
Speaker 1: what game, what game franchises do you personally think have
Speaker 1: the best lor Oh lower lower The Lure forty is
Speaker 1: pretty crazy. Gay, it's obviously D and D. The second
Speaker 1: I saw those little babies Gay, the baby Angela s Yeah.
Speaker 1: The second I saw that was like, this is dope. Whatever,
Speaker 1: this is metal, so metal, it's not just Christian medal.
Speaker 1: It's so exactly, and I'm like, this is this is dope,
Speaker 1: this is buzz like your metal metal. This is sick
Speaker 1: as hell. But uh, Warhammer's up there. I haven't delved
Speaker 1: super deep into it, but I could just tell I
Speaker 1: think Destiny is fucking amazing. It's every souls fucking game.
Speaker 1: It's like a gone half a lore m nice galling lore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's red dead lore, lore of Jack and Jack being
Speaker 1: the fastest gun in all of Dominican republic, the Dominican republics.
Speaker 1: But something else that's like something else that like what
Speaker 1: what what technically Halo but if they listened to it,
Speaker 1: if it used to it, it had Yeah. Uh it's
Speaker 1: a little bit broken now. I don't know why. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of blanking on stuff that like Talkers. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think the characters are super interesting. How wet Morgan?
Speaker 1: How wet Morgan is wet? Yeah Morgan? No? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: only one titties is from Dragon Age? You fucking slad ah?
Speaker 1: What is there that's about it? I can game?
Speaker 4: I mean, there's a lot of stuff just for some reason,
Speaker 4: I'm just drawing a blank because I was trying to
Speaker 4: think of things that like, Oh man, I really like this. Uh,
Speaker 4: I wish this was more. Oh I forgot about. I
Speaker 4: think something that is so underrated is uh the Ai
Speaker 4: Musha series. I think because it's just based off of
Speaker 4: feudal Japan and that ship's always awesome, the way that
Speaker 4: they interstwinal the demon bullshit and magic into it. And
Speaker 4: I'm so fucking upset that the the the HD remaster
Speaker 4: what I ever never happened. Well, well, what I mean
Speaker 4: is not the remake, but like a rematch. They put
Speaker 4: up on Steam for like twenty bucks and didn't sell well,
Speaker 4: and because of that, I don't think Kapco's gonna do
Speaker 4: anything with it, because that was kind of the test
Speaker 4: to be like, all right, well we're gonna see how
Speaker 4: this does. And it didn't sell very well, but they
Speaker 4: didn't really they kind of just threw it out there
Speaker 4: and I'm like, bro.
Speaker 1: And you didn't market it at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, because that, I don't think
Speaker 4: other people, like an Emos with three, I think people
Speaker 4: so underappreciated what they did for the time because it's
Speaker 4: like time travel where they had the modern day like
Speaker 4: two thousand and four France and John Reno, the actor,
Speaker 4: he goes back in time, they switched places, so basically,
Speaker 4: Jean Reno's back in feudal Japan and then fucking Sam
Speaker 4: Noski goes to fucking uh modern day Paris at the time.
Speaker 4: And it's a fun like it is a wild game
Speaker 4: that like nothing has done anything like that sci fi
Speaker 4: and fucking like feel like the Crossover was insane and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I want to see a remake of this
Speaker 4: so badly. I think it would be one of the
Speaker 4: coolest games ever, but I think that will never happened, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Fortune there's Metal Gear Solid. Ye see, like drawing a
Speaker 1: blank Monica Solid is kind of a huge one. These
Speaker 1: are things that like I feel like they just come
Speaker 1: to Yeah, wake, I don't even I don't know is all? Lord,
Speaker 1: I guess it is. I guess, yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 1: That's a really stupid thing for me. Yeah, it iss
Speaker 1: fucking good. Uh of course, shut up? What the you tell?
Speaker 1: I mean? There is your right technically a ton of yours.
Speaker 1: Lor Here's just here's just fine. It's nothing, there's nothing
Speaker 1: much to it. There's nothing much to it. You're gonna
Speaker 1: experience it by playing the game. You never look deeper
Speaker 1: for stuff to be like, which.
Speaker 3: Is what you get with that with that series, I think, right,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't need which is great, by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't really need filler. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like I just I just want to kill some logan.
Speaker 1: I don't want although I yeah, I know there were books.
Speaker 1: I never read any of them trying to. I wasn't that.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that maybe like say, if I came around
Speaker 4: like a coal thing kind of like the Mass Effect comics.
Speaker 1: I didn't pick all of them up. I picked up
Speaker 1: ones of like, oh it's a Tally arc or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like shit like that.
Speaker 4: So if there's like a like if there's a thing
Speaker 4: that's dedicated to Augustus Cole, like I probably picked out up.
Speaker 1: There's a great Halo four comic Seven Women. I mean,
Speaker 1: like he says it's a great Halo four comic. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really great. There's a there's a great Halo Halo
Speaker 1: four comic where the bad guy that you kill in
Speaker 1: the game, he's not dead. And so like you master
Speaker 1: Chief goes and kills him in the comic instead. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not even slightly joking. How did he die
Speaker 1: in the game or not die? So in the game,
Speaker 1: it's a quick time event where you run up to
Speaker 1: him and stick a grenade in his chest and then
Speaker 1: he he force chokes you.
Speaker 3: I'm not exactly, I'm not making this up, and he
Speaker 3: for chokes you and then it blows up and then
Speaker 3: he tumbles over into a fucking laser and.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, dead, but he survived.
Speaker 3: And then master Chief detonates a new direct like with
Speaker 3: his hands directly on top of it, and he survives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not I need to. I cannot stress enough
Speaker 1: that this is cannon to like current. No, I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: He beat the ddat the fact that he beat the
Speaker 1: diet in the first place is so fucking and he
Speaker 1: somehow he's literally like an angel effect. He's an anime character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's what it is. It's anime coded. It's
Speaker 3: like all of it is anime coded.
Speaker 1: I've seen some bullshit animes, but that it's like having.
Speaker 1: It's like having it would be like if Frasier got
Speaker 1: like a power boost. It's just like why what world
Speaker 1: are we in now? It is genuinely like if c
Speaker 1: J killed Credos, come.
Speaker 3: On, they put Chief up against the character that like
Speaker 3: isn't from the same series. Basically, it would be it
Speaker 3: really would be like trying to put like like c
Speaker 3: J against Credos or fucking I don't.
Speaker 1: Even Hell against fucking Ruya. Yeah, it was like that
Speaker 1: was like it'd be like seeing Captain Anderson fight the Devil,
Speaker 1: Like you're just like you do. He's he's trouble dude,
Speaker 1: he has Teleconesis.
Speaker 3: He could like that alone, is like you're not I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: Like there's no Spartan that's gonna You're not gonna get
Speaker 3: a super soul just strong enough to overcome telecanesis. Like
Speaker 3: that's like immediately you're like not from the same world anymore.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, that's that is how it ends.
Speaker 1: He like and and so in the comic it turns
Speaker 1: out that he just falls in a wormhole or something
Speaker 1: and then he's trying to make a machine and then
Speaker 1: Master goes and kills him in the comic, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't kill him.
Speaker 3: He makes him digital. Oh that's yeah, he turns him
Speaker 3: into a digital fucking person.
Speaker 1: You can do that, like like you can do yeah,
Speaker 1: like you try, like you that's kind of been a
Speaker 1: it's like a whole it's like that's kind of the thing,
Speaker 1: the whole time shadow realm kind of thing. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like Phantom's own thing. It's kind of like you
Speaker 1: just basically become like a digital like kind of like
Speaker 1: an ai almost like you just kind of like it
Speaker 1: like your consciousness or something. Yeah, it's your conscious it's essentially,
Speaker 1: but it's it's particular for them because of how high
Speaker 1: functioning their brains are. They can do they can happen
Speaker 1: to them because there's a there's a character that can
Speaker 1: happen to anybody, anybody. I thought it's only what I
Speaker 1: thought the foreigners were like. It was like that's how
Speaker 1: their brains work. Because I remembers, what's so stupid? I
Speaker 1: can't do this? I never mind. Let's let's let's lea.
Speaker 1: I'm getting upset. Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: It's late. We had some technical issues and lighting issues.
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Speaker 3: so it's very rare that I see a word that
Speaker 3: I like, I have never even had heard.
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Speaker 4: like gummy straw things. They're fucking fundam as there so
Speaker 4: quick that it's crazy, like sugar. It spells like a
Speaker 4: good piece of candy.
Speaker 1: Amazing. These are a Target. Target brand.
Speaker 4: They have their own candy straws that their own line,
Speaker 4: and it's it's I normally don't fuck candy. Man, this
Speaker 4: sha they sho got me. You gotta eat them at
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Speaker 4: when you mix the flavors together, it's just it's it's
Speaker 4: they're on another level.
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Speaker 1: when I eat candy, now you get this the rush
Speaker 1: get you get the sugar rush. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: is a crazy feeling. What the fuck is this? They're good? Right,
Speaker 1: this is this is a bang or candy. It's uh.
Speaker 1: They're at Target. They have uh those bags and I
Speaker 1: bought a giant ten dollar bag. This is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I should not buy this.
Speaker 1: The funk out of the car, like that's crazy crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh man's good as hell. Man, it's it's you were
Speaker 1: not lying. They're dangerously good because I yeah, what Target?
Speaker 1: Do you go? One by the Empire? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that what they're Damn dude, bought a bag. I
Speaker 4: wanted a smaller bag to be fair. They only had
Speaker 4: a ten dollars bag. I really did because they had
Speaker 4: these like they had these four dollars bags of gummy
Speaker 4: worms like or sour worms.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 4: But then I found the straw things that because Jojo
Speaker 4: gave me some, and I was like, these are these
Speaker 4: are crack.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a banger candy right there. I can't
Speaker 1: believe the bans. And I know bangers, you know. I
Speaker 1: actually a big candy guy. Like I remember when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. I loved I love, I still love candy.
Speaker 1: But my you know, cavities. So I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I kind of cut most candy out. I suppressed it.
Speaker 1: Like there's a candy pot in my house using it, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just leave it because I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to eat this. There's a there's there's an Awaken.
Speaker 3: There's a candy called sour They're called sour power straws,
Speaker 3: not sour punch straws.
Speaker 1: Those are you see those around sometimes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sour Power is unreasonably good, like fucking like they
Speaker 3: haven't met the delimart like by where you used to live,
Speaker 3: and I would always go there and pick it was
Speaker 3: always like a snapple and like one of those, and
Speaker 3: it was just like, good day.
Speaker 1: I'm too old for that shit now. Man. Like, even
Speaker 1: eating this, I'm kind of hindering on it is I'm like,
Speaker 1: I already bed it. I should finish it. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, candy makes me feel weird. It gives
Speaker 1: you energy, is that what it is? It gives me
Speaker 1: energy that I know is fake. I mean that's what
Speaker 1: is man. You know you're you're like stamming the bar's
Speaker 1: on fire, like wake energy as the goal is there
Speaker 1: going to be fucked anyway? Nothing's better than glucose energy. Dude, Man,
Speaker 1: that was really good. I'm thinking of walking to Target.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to get them because they're they're they're
Speaker 4: a phenomenon. I'm going there later to especially they're probably discounted.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. To a good point, we played the hammer
Speaker 1: Gammy's six more bags. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I hate don't say that. Oh yeah, that's good, good point.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you. I hate that.
Speaker 3: That's like when somebody tells you that your tongue has
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Speaker 1: they are home. I remember, I remember that. I remember
Speaker 1: I saw a guy that looked at a zombie a
Speaker 1: one on one time, and I got so scarious. I
Speaker 1: was high in fucking sixteen.
Speaker 3: The scariest thing is and when you see a zombie
Speaker 3: looks like a guy, fucking freaked me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: He was. I had to kill him because I knew
Speaker 1: he was a zombie.
Speaker 3: But I swear like if I didn't know better, I
Speaker 3: would have said he was just a normal alive guy.
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Speaker 1: and I went blood letting skill, that'd be me.
Speaker 3: If I became a beast of myself asking fifteen questions
Speaker 3: in the hope that one is answered, don't worry if
Speaker 3: they're good.
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Speaker 1: Be fair, like that is one of the things that
Speaker 1: like there is like body positivity and like image positivity,
Speaker 1: I guess, and like or you know, more realistic depictions
Speaker 1: of people right in video games now either ever used
Speaker 1: to be You're probably never going to get like they
Speaker 1: kind of truly fat people.
Speaker 3: They don't really do that well because it would also
Speaker 3: just it looks in most games it would look It's
Speaker 3: like you remember when they did Fat Drake, Fat Nathan Drake.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that. I don't remember if it was
Speaker 1: a cheat code.
Speaker 3: Or like what or like it was like some unlocked
Speaker 3: I'm sure, but you could play as like morbidly obe
Speaker 3: Snathan Drake and it it is funny like watching him
Speaker 3: swing and like do.
Speaker 1: All this like acrobatic like things that it looks and
Speaker 1: I think they had like look it up right now,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Let me have my because it
Speaker 1: is one of the craziest fucking things. It's a good model,
Speaker 1: like it's a good design, but it looks insane.
Speaker 4: Actually from Residue four, you've seen the mods of making
Speaker 4: her fat as ship.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. What is that? What was that? So it's
Speaker 1: putting it on right now. So that's a trainer, right,
Speaker 1: that's the game in the game, Why would you heard
Speaker 1: the funk up? Why would you include all of them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's like, what the hell is this? Yeah? He looks good, dude,
Speaker 1: It is so crazy. I can't believe. Yeah, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can move swiftness is crazy. To move quick that
Speaker 1: guy's strong ship. It's so crazy. But that's really the game.
Speaker 1: I love it.
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Speaker 3: is more hearted than you'd think. She actually literally thinks
Speaker 3: the world is being shaped by reptilian She forgot to
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is real.
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Speaker 3: Would there be a slaverview channel?
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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan huh of course, of course, yes, anybody who's
Speaker 1: nobody has been on Joe Rogan. Yeah. Do you see
Speaker 1: Katy Vance went on? Who Jadi Vance? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I did see clips of it. He's got on there.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, just not even just not even trying. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: You didn't say that. Yeah, I thought it was just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so jaded. It's about a spot
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Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
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Speaker 3: win anything. Holy shit, imagine getting concusted in your car
Speaker 3: twelve plus times.
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Speaker 1: of three. No, she didn't win anything. Really probably no,
Speaker 1: I don't care what they didn't win. To me, she's
Speaker 1: like losing our cup. What do they what do they
Speaker 1: have the cup? What do they have? I don't know
Speaker 1: what they have? They have the golden because they have
Speaker 1: there's a couple there, the Golden couple. Yeah. No, they
Speaker 1: just gave her.
Speaker 4: They gave her a frying pan. Like here, you got
Speaker 4: the funk back in the kitchen. They give her a
Speaker 4: violent load to the cheek.
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Speaker 4: His his Yeah, because if you mean like legs, because specifically,
Speaker 4: if you look up a picture of his legs, it
Speaker 4: is he looks like a dinosaur. It looks like scales.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like actually like cradles, but it looks.
Speaker 4: Like he has dinosaur scales or what I would perceive
Speaker 4: what dinosaurs still take.
Speaker 1: If you just like put on though, I wonder if
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Speaker 1: he actually say that? Did I make that Gerard Butler? Like?
Speaker 3: The name is Retard Butler screaming? Are you not entertained?
Speaker 3: That is Russell Crowe.
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's necessarily true, actually, probably not at all.
Speaker 3: I think there was a rumor for a long time
Speaker 3: because I know Seinfeld was filmed with like a live Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was plenty of.
Speaker 4: Shows around that time that they were live audiences. They
Speaker 4: was saying before they would say a lot of times
Speaker 4: maybe not anymore. But like this was filmed from a life.
Speaker 4: To be honest, somebody would have shot like I love
Speaker 4: when they would break character like on Fresh Prints.
Speaker 1: Oh that was great. Yeah, and you get this like
Speaker 1: he freaks out one time, Will Smith and then he
Speaker 1: goes fucking fourth wall and he goes into the going
Speaker 1: into the into the crowd and freeing. That was that
Speaker 1: was brilliant. I was like this, that's like Will Smith Man.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know he did some of the fucking
Speaker 1: staff thing was crazy. I think people are a little
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Speaker 1: just think he needs to come back with like a
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Speaker 1: I hate to say it was pretty I just you
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Speaker 3: Acting like Martin Lawrence in particular, he's like he's been
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Speaker 4: just coloring. I was like it, So I have that
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Speaker 4: Like he has.
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Speaker 3: hear him sometimes chuckle.
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Speaker 4: I never followed him before, but like every once a
Speaker 4: while when I've seen him, his takes were pretty reasonable
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Speaker 1: That's all I asked for. That's all I asked for.
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Speaker 1: she said that. Yeah, I must say her episode was
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Speaker 1: introducing the boyfriend to the family or whatever, but the
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Speaker 1: and so she just calls him gay a bunch and
Speaker 1: it's like and he's just making fun of him cause
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Speaker 3: totally forgot because I just like how she's funny. She's
Speaker 3: like really funny on that show, and I was just like, wow,
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Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I I forget. I sometimes whenever she
Speaker 4: has an interview, I get angry, but like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: forget about I forget. It makes me forget that she's
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Speaker 4: it's not a bad representation. It's like the best like
Speaker 4: I've seen out of like someone trying to make themselves.
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's funny how his weird fucking
Speaker 4: face would fit well, fucking that's not bad at all. Yeah, pointed,
Speaker 4: there you go, man, look at that looks pretty good.
Speaker 1: Has mongol not bad? You gotta you gotta dal it.
Speaker 1: I was like, whenever I try to make myself, it
Speaker 1: never works. Never works a video game. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: we're running late today. Thanks for joining in. Goodbye, farewell God,
Speaker 1: I gotta go alright, boo boo boo boom, God damn
Speaker 1: it