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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Dungeon Crawler Carl Book five, The Butcher's Masquerade, chapters

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen through twenty four. In these chapters, we have the

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<v Speaker 1>reunion with B. It doesn't go how I expected it

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<v Speaker 1>to go at all at all, at all, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to spoil Me, Welcome to the show everyone. I

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<v Speaker 1>am Natasha. Thank you very much to Jackie for commissioning

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<v Speaker 1>this episode. So when I say it didn't go the

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<v Speaker 1>way I expected at all, I'm like, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to acknowledge, guys, that I that is actually

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a small portion of what happens in this

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<v Speaker 1>whole section, even though it was what I was particularly

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to coming into it. It's actually only like

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<v Speaker 1>the first third of the chapters. But I had really

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<v Speaker 1>overall kind of not been sure what to expect regarding

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<v Speaker 1>our friends seeing be again. And I'm just thinking back

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<v Speaker 1>to like the openings of the book, right finding out

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<v Speaker 1>what B had done to Carl and the baggage that

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<v Speaker 1>he had surrounding that, and my feelings like regarding how

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<v Speaker 1>storytelling works. It was like I was sort of thinking

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<v Speaker 1>it was likely that Bee was alive because she had

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<v Speaker 1>been on that ship, and that the way that we

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<v Speaker 1>were getting so much information about her and who she was,

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<v Speaker 1>made it feel like Bee was probably still alive, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was read at the beginning, and then as the

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<v Speaker 1>story continued, I think I eventually came around to thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that she was definitely dead. And I don't remember when

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<v Speaker 1>that transition happened, why it happened, if there was something

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<v Speaker 1>in particular that caused me to sort of crossover, but

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<v Speaker 1>it just felt like there was. Maybe it's just that

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<v Speaker 1>we had gone so far into the story without there

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<v Speaker 1>being anything that involved the friends and family of Crawlers,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we begin to get the information about how

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<v Speaker 1>people's you know, dead family members are being brought into

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<v Speaker 1>the game, and YadA YadA, and so my suspicions began

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<v Speaker 1>to be roused. But I will say that even back

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<v Speaker 1>when I was thinking, well, maybe she was on that

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<v Speaker 1>ship and thus escaped being flattened the way that so

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<v Speaker 1>many people were, I didn't expect her to be in

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<v Speaker 1>such bad shape. When we see her on the surface

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the last book, before she's even

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<v Speaker 1>brought back up, she is not okay, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering about the reaction she'd have at sea

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<v Speaker 1>Carl and Dona again, and it just wasn't what I

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<v Speaker 1>had thought we were going to get. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>even a criticism. Really, it's so lacking in drama in

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<v Speaker 1>one sense because they aren't permitted to really see each

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<v Speaker 1>other for a long moment. They aren't given any privacy,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the nature of how this all is forced

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<v Speaker 1>to play out is just not what I had been

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<v Speaker 1>picturing at all. So when we start chapter nineteen, we're

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<v Speaker 1>on stage, Odette does the intro and she's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>doing a much more somber, heavy gravity tone to the

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<v Speaker 1>way that she is delivering all of her like you

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<v Speaker 1>guys aren't going to believe like who we found and

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<v Speaker 1>what's coming up, because you know, she's trying to play

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<v Speaker 1>it that she is respectful of the intensity of this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. And it's kind of funny because, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually think she is respectful of the intensity of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, and it's just she has to do it

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<v Speaker 1>a certain way that is less sincere seeming for the audience, which,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you stop and think about it, is actually

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up, but still kind of makes sense. And she

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<v Speaker 1>is very very careful to like make it clear to everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I warned them this was coming. I Am not springing

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<v Speaker 1>them on this as a surprise. They know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and we get this moment that I was so disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, you guys are here because of your special connection.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to get right to it. Watch this. The

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<v Speaker 1>screen appeared and it started showing something, but we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>see it. Zev says, sorry, guys, the censor won't let

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<v Speaker 1>you see this. They're just showing scenes from the planet's

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<v Speaker 1>surface and talking a little about the rules regarding humans

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't go down into the dungeon. They're explaining the

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<v Speaker 1>details on something called the walk on List and the

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<v Speaker 1>illegal practice of bounty hunters seeking out and finding survivors

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<v Speaker 1>so they can sell them to the production. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being called back to the office, so I won't

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<v Speaker 1>be in the studio when you get out. I'll pinulater.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the way that they're playing this is that

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<v Speaker 1>the story is pirates who were doing this illegal bounty

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<v Speaker 1>hunting that Borran definitely doesn't approve of it all. They

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<v Speaker 1>brought her b to Borrent, and Borrent refused to use

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<v Speaker 1>her on the show because this is not allowed, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're really trying to make it like we would never gasp,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like, which is the way it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be played in order for all of the things to

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<v Speaker 1>not completely implode and make them look like shit and

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<v Speaker 1>ruin Odette's plans and all of that. And because like

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<v Speaker 1>the information had leaked already, as we had found out

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<v Speaker 1>in the previous section. So Miss Beatrice appears, but she

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<v Speaker 1>is a hologram and she doesn't understand that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>things are. So she tries to embrace Carl and touch

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<v Speaker 1>Donu and it doesn't work. Thin, long, straight hair, freckles,

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<v Speaker 1>poudy lips. She'd lost weight, a lot of weight. She

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<v Speaker 1>had a shell shocked and hollow look to her, and

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<v Speaker 1>she appeared as if she'd aged ten years since I'd

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<v Speaker 1>last seen her. She wore a glittering red gown with

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<v Speaker 1>an open back, and at one point she turns and

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<v Speaker 1>he can see it scoops so far down that it

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<v Speaker 1>exposes the top half of her ass. The poorly drawn

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo of Princess Chancolat Donut's grandmother seemed out of place

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<v Speaker 1>on her lower back. Her white skin was shockingly pale

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<v Speaker 1>as if she had never seen the sun. She wore

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculously tall, high heeled shoes, her ever present Aris anklet

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<v Speaker 1>hung around her ankle. I don't know if it's ever

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<v Speaker 1>been mentioned that she wore an ari's anklet. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>vaguely familiar for some reason. But uh, I just found

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<v Speaker 1>that detail very funny for some reason. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those things that, like you would think I would get

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more diffen siev about than I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever women who put a ton of stock in horoscopes

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<v Speaker 1>get shit on as somebody who believes in horoscopes, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say about like seventy percent. You would think that

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<v Speaker 1>I would get like more annoyed by it than I do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just understand why people think it's horseshit. I

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<v Speaker 1>really get it, And my belief in it isn't even

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<v Speaker 1>really something that I feel like defending. It's just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like, yeah, it's a fun thing, you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really put stock in it. When I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>I did a little bit more, and I was willing

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<v Speaker 1>to like pick a wedding date based on the position

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<v Speaker 1>of the planets, because I could pick any date. Why

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<v Speaker 1>not just pick something that seems like a good fortune

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<v Speaker 1>type of day, you know, But it's just not something

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<v Speaker 1>that I invent all that much energy. And in this way,

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<v Speaker 1>there are some people who go very hard on like

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<v Speaker 1>their astrological signs and getting tattoos related to it and

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<v Speaker 1>bringing it up a lot in conversation, and that's just

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<v Speaker 1>that's not me. So I feel distant enough from that

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<v Speaker 1>type of personality that it doesn't feel like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. But anyway, so she turns and sees them,

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<v Speaker 1>and her eyes get really huge, and she I didn't realize,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't prepared for Donut to speak, and Donut, for her part,

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<v Speaker 1>is determined, absolutely fixated on pretending that she doesn't give

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<v Speaker 1>a shit that this bitch is here. I have to say,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not an approach I was expecting. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>really admire it because I think it's just it works

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<v Speaker 1>so well on so many levels. But if you had

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<v Speaker 1>asked me the way I expected Donut to play it

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<v Speaker 1>when this happened, finally, this wouldn't have been it at all,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. And I am sort of like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>proud and impressed, you know. So she we get a

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<v Speaker 1>flashback to the conversation before, and he says, you can

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<v Speaker 1>do this, don't give them the satisfaction. And she says,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm strong enough. She's just an ex

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend to you, but she was everything to me, my

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<v Speaker 1>whole world. And he says, I know, and she says

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<v Speaker 1>she was going to abandon me. Carl, I pretended not

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<v Speaker 1>to know, but I new. I think I even knew before.

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<v Speaker 1>I pretended for so long, and I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>can pretend anymore. And I should have paid more attention

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<v Speaker 1>to him saying don't give them the satisfaction, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>the crux of the way they approach this year. They decide,

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do is go into this fucking interview

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<v Speaker 1>and we are going to give them fuck all. We

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<v Speaker 1>are going to drain every drop of drama out of

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<v Speaker 1>the situation so that there is nothing exciting that can

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<v Speaker 1>be clipped and shared. There won't be an advantage to

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<v Speaker 1>having this like shattering moment at all, which truly is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys, I cannot emphasize enough how I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I could manage it. I am a very open person.

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<v Speaker 1>I share my thoughts and feelings on my face before

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<v Speaker 1>they even come out of my mouth. And I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't see it that I could pull this off when

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<v Speaker 1>I've been through everything that they've been through, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>seeing her for the first time after thinking she was dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything about the the whole circumstances surrounding it would already

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<v Speaker 1>have me so off balance and lacking in control in

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<v Speaker 1>certain respects. I think that I would give Adebt exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what she wanted, and I hate that, but like I really,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't feel like I could. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I knew that I could kind of do, because

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<v Speaker 1>what happens is Doughnut holds it in until after the

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<v Speaker 1>cameras are off. So it might be that if I

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<v Speaker 1>knew I could do that, I could manage it for now.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I could do it, But I think I would

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<v Speaker 1>be extremely tempted to just unleash on that person for

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<v Speaker 1>my own satisfaction in the moment, without considering that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>feeding the fucking beast. You know so, And this is

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<v Speaker 1>like Bee says, Wait, they didn't tell me that she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be talking. Carl, what's going on? Why aren't you wearing pants?

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<v Speaker 1>And Donut says, I really wish we had a live audience,

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<v Speaker 1>O Debte, I mean, really, a live audience would have

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<v Speaker 1>loved that line. And that's like the one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>think that they can maybe clip and use. And when

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<v Speaker 1>Carl's like, I thought you said she'd been briefed, Oette

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<v Speaker 1>says she has. Apparently it didn't take, and I believe her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but I'm wondering about, like, why didn't it take?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that you can tell her something, but seeing it

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<v Speaker 1>in person is just a different thing. Is it that

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<v Speaker 1>it just fully didn't sink in because she was not

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<v Speaker 1>with it, Like, I'm curious about why she seems so

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<v Speaker 1>taken off guard here. So she also and this is

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<v Speaker 1>not intentional on her part, but b is also failing

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<v Speaker 1>to feed into any of the drama that Odette was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping for, and basically is just giving a very basic

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<v Speaker 1>summary of what happened to her and is claiming to

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<v Speaker 1>not remember very much. And Odette circled back a few

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<v Speaker 1>times so that supposed black mark exchange and shootout, but

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<v Speaker 1>be claimed ignorance. It seemed to me that Odette was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to poke holes into her own lie. That was

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<v Speaker 1>interesting because you know, Odett's had to do this whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing where born rescued you because they're decent. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is her trying to make it clear to

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<v Speaker 1>the audience that this story doesn't add up and to

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<v Speaker 1>see through it. She's trying, I think, to tip everybody

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<v Speaker 1>remember them mentioning, Carl mentioning that she's clearly drugged. I

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<v Speaker 1>she would not be reliable, you know. So finally, Odette's

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<v Speaker 1>about her, That is all. And she delivers this very

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<v Speaker 1>like evenly and in control, and then Odette says, what

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<v Speaker 1>about you, Carl, And he just says got nothing, which, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to Carl and what his situation is like,

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<v Speaker 1>screen in front of everybody. Extra, No, this definitely was

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<v Speaker 1>in character for me. So Odette asked additional leading question questions,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to coax info out of all three of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and Bee was going to burst into tears any moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Odette could sense it the host's side and said goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>to us. The lights all turned on. Odette pulled off

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<v Speaker 1>her bug helmet. She glared at me angrily for a

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<v Speaker 1>second before breaking into a smile. Well played, Carl, She said,

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<v Speaker 1>not quite the explosive interview I hoped for? Was it

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<v Speaker 1>Plus the timing is terrible, she sighed, But this was

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<v Speaker 1>always destined to be messy. At least we scooped that

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<v Speaker 1>Naga asshole. If he comes to you, make sure to

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<v Speaker 1>tell him I said, better luck next time. And the

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<v Speaker 1>timing being terrible, we find out later on why everybody

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<v Speaker 1>keeps saying that. So, if it hadn't been for Odette

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<v Speaker 1>removing her helmet, I think there would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>part of me that was suspicious. When Donut let's loose

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<v Speaker 1>here that they are being recorded after all, it's that

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<v Speaker 1>she has started to get out of costume that reassured me.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when Donut turns to be and says

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<v Speaker 1>you vile, disgusting bitch, and b is truly shocked, and

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<v Speaker 1>Dona says, you danced with me, you sang to me,

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<v Speaker 1>you made me feel loved, I didn't do anything wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were going to give me away, and b

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<v Speaker 1>just says what again, which I'll admit is very unsatisfying.

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<v Speaker 1>There isn't a sensation of her like getting it, because

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<v Speaker 1>she's so stunned and startled about everything that it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like not sinking in, which makes sense on the one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a very crazy situation. Anne, she's drugged,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to feel like she was hit by it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't get that in this scene, really, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what it's about. It's about Donat getting to

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<v Speaker 1>say what she needs to say. It's not about b

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<v Speaker 1>I just personally wanted to see that, you know. But

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<v Speaker 1>I also know that in life that's frequently how it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be satisfied with getting your opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>make your stand and say what you're gonna say, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you have to let it go, and you often

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<v Speaker 1>either don't get the reaction you were hoping, or you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to see their reaction at all, or the

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<v Speaker 1>reaction that they have still feels inadequate. Even if it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you got your point across and they heard you,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll often still not seem like to really take responsibility

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<v Speaker 1>or hear you. You know, it's just often not very

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<v Speaker 1>satisfying to confront assholes because they are such assholes that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't hear anything you're telling them. That's what makes

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<v Speaker 1>them a person that you're having issues with to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't do anything wrong. You were the only

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<v Speaker 1>person I ever knew I was born and you were there.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved you. You were my world, my whole world.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you had a bunch of cats growing up,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe I was just nothing to you other than

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<v Speaker 1>a way to win more ribbons than your mother. But

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<v Speaker 1>you were the only human I ever knew, and to me,

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<v Speaker 1>you were everything. And I was so stupid because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought since I loved you, that meant you loved me.

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<v Speaker 1>Odette muttered something under her breath, which is definitely that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, now she says it, I have to imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>And you were just awful to Carl and even though

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<v Speaker 1>he's big and dumb, he didn't deserve that. And this

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<v Speaker 1>was I was gratified, because you guys know that I

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<v Speaker 1>was sort of like, what the fuck donut with her

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<v Speaker 1>constantly like throwing that shit in his face. He's not perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he snores and has all these disgusting habits

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<v Speaker 1>and smelly friends, but what you did to him is

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<v Speaker 1>not okay. I know I make fun of him sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I can't help it. I'm a cat, That's what I do. Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's be honest here, he walks right into

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<v Speaker 1>it most of the time. But you actually betrayed him.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't do that to people we love. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Miss Beatrice, you don't deserve how sad I

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<v Speaker 1>feel right now. I still love you, I still miss you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hate myself for it. You don't deserve to

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<v Speaker 1>get to explain your side of the story. You lost

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<v Speaker 1>that chance. But I'm glad you escaped because if the

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<v Speaker 1>world ends and none of us survived except you, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's an even more fitting fate because you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be all alone, and maybe then you'll finally understand how

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<v Speaker 1>you made me and Carl feel. You're not my person anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Carl is He's always been, and I really liked that

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<v Speaker 1>he's always been, because like the little flashback that we

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<v Speaker 1>had gotten about him arguing with B about giving Donut away,

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<v Speaker 1>he was the one being like, you can't fucking do that,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious, and so Donut saying to Carl, like, B,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was my person. There was a big part

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<v Speaker 1>of me that sort of was like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she was, and now Donut is seeing, yeah, no, she wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>and that sucks. It just totally sucks. I hated this

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<v Speaker 1>so much. And B just says to Carl, she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even respond at all to Donut, which is so insulting.

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<v Speaker 1>She just says Carl, and he interrupts, I'm glad you're okay. Truly,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't wish our fate on anybody, not even you.

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<v Speaker 1>But what we're dealing with right now is so much

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<v Speaker 1>more important, so much bigger than this drama bullshit. It's

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<v Speaker 1>stupid that it was even a thing. I'm glad it's

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<v Speaker 1>finally over. I think Donut said everything that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be said. We're done, finally, goodbye, Beatrice. I looked at Odette,

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<v Speaker 1>get her out of here, and just like that, she

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<v Speaker 1>was gone. I am really curious because, you know, b

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<v Speaker 1>having this kind of breakdown on the surface felt very

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<v Speaker 1>much linked to like deep regret over like cheating on

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<v Speaker 1>Carl and getting caught, and then Donut being gone. All

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<v Speaker 1>of it felt like she only just started to begin

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<v Speaker 1>to value both of them in any way because everything

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<v Speaker 1>was ripped from her. And I'm wondering if having this

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<v Speaker 1>moment of real closure, because it is, does anything to

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<v Speaker 1>change her state of mind regarding the two of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say the whole thing with Gravy Boat, I

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<v Speaker 1>am super not looking forward to finding out what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on there. I'm dreading that part. We'll have to see

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<v Speaker 1>where that fucking goes. And they both like feel better

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<v Speaker 1>after this, but you know, Odette didn't get what she wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very funny. And then Donut says, Odette and zeb

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<v Speaker 1>are right. The timing is awful. And this was so

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<v Speaker 1>delightful because it turns out Donut knows more than Horl

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<v Speaker 1>about some things, and he never even suspected, and neither

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<v Speaker 1>did I. I knew that her and Zev were in communication,

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<v Speaker 1>but I figured they were in communication in a very

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<v Speaker 1>like social comforting each other, being support to each other

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<v Speaker 1>two of them were doing something. You know, as she says,

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<v Speaker 1>vive la revolution. It just never occurred to me that

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<v Speaker 1>Zev would risk it or that Doughnut would be interested

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<v Speaker 1>on that level. And I am extremely thrilled for this

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<v Speaker 1>development is super super fun. So they get an ADMIN

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<v Speaker 1>message due to a system regency change, a conflict of

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<v Speaker 1>being removed effective immediately the valte he does get to

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<v Speaker 1>Born Corporation, not to be confused with the Borrant System Government,

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<v Speaker 1>was automatically executed, granting the Valte Corporation fifty one percent

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<v Speaker 1>ownership of the Borran Corporation. The Boring Corporation remains in

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<v Speaker 1>than a courtesy notice. All previous legal contracts will be honored,

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<v Speaker 1>including indentured contracts. However, the Borrant System Government no longer

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<v Speaker 1>has any stake in either the planet, the resources, or

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<v Speaker 1>principal owners, the Valte. If you have any questions about

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<v Speaker 1>how that might affect debts or obligations, legal counsel is

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<v Speaker 1>available free of charge. Have a great day, and free

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<v Speaker 1>has an asterisk next to it, and Odette is like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't cancel contracts. That's great and for Mordecai it's

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<v Speaker 1>good news. But you guys, that fucking sucks and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like what. So Donah says she did it, she

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<v Speaker 1>did it, and he says what happened, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>when she says, Viva lover revid Lucien Carl. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>the end of that chapter. When we jump into chapter twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>Donah is back to talking about b and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>get details on this enough at all. Let's see but

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<v Speaker 1>Papa Odette told them to keep quiet about the interview

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<v Speaker 1>until after it airs. And this is when Lexus comes

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<v Speaker 1>in and Carl starts to like push Dona into being like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to tell me what the fuck's going on,

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00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:04.480
<v Speaker 1>and then is like, never mind. Actually it's too dangerous

415
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>even here. So this is when Lexus comes in and says,

416
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<v Speaker 1>wait for it, and then the lights flicker. There. It

417
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:19.440
<v Speaker 1>is the handoff. The system's transferring from mud Skipper control

418
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:21.480
<v Speaker 1>to Valte. It'll take a minute or two. No sniffers

419
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.759
<v Speaker 1>will be online, so I've got to speak quickly, shut

420
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>up and listen. Do not speak of this, as it

421
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:30.119
<v Speaker 1>will be construed as cheating. Queen Imagen of the High

422
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<v Speaker 1>Elves is a country boss. She's a new character this season.

423
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Nobody has seen her yet. A sure sign she's going

424
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:37.839
<v Speaker 1>to be a repurposed human. They're saving the big reveal.

425
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Obvious choice is Beatrice because of your ties with the

426
00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:43.480
<v Speaker 1>vengeance of the daughter storyline. Don't know who it'll be now.

427
00:30:43.720 --> 00:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Best guess is the elf won't appear until the Butcher's maskarade.

428
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.359
<v Speaker 1>The top fifty crawlers will all be transferred to the party,

429
00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>whether you like it or not, it's thet It'll be

430
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:55.799
<v Speaker 1>in the high Elf Castle. There'll be a party, contest, prizes,

431
00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.200
<v Speaker 1>you mingle with remaining hunters. I don't know how that'll work.

432
00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:00.920
<v Speaker 1>The party will end with a big battle. They're setting

433
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>it up to zero out the top crawlers and Carl's

434
00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:08.079
<v Speaker 1>like why, and she says, I can't fully explain. But

435
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>they don't have full control. They have fifty one percent,

436
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>but the collection action is in limbo. Think of the

437
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:17.559
<v Speaker 1>worms as the new babysitter, or better yet, step Dad,

438
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.799
<v Speaker 1>and he's just as strict, but in a different way.

439
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:25.640
<v Speaker 1>They want total control. They are going to take be

440
00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:29.440
<v Speaker 1>like apex predators taking over a pride, wipe out everything

441
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:32.799
<v Speaker 1>and start fresh. They'll want the top ten to be

442
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>crawlers of their own. Choosing and Donut was like, but

443
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>they sponsored Carl and she's like, yeah, because he was

444
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:44.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking up the whole jam for the mud Skippers. But

445
00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>now he's going to be fucking their shit up and

446
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:53.240
<v Speaker 1>that's not what they want. And she says, let's see

447
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:55.319
<v Speaker 1>what do you think is gonna happen. Now, we'll go

448
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.160
<v Speaker 1>down the stairs early. Then we'll get down before this

449
00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:01.119
<v Speaker 1>ball thing. That would be Odet's advice as well, Lexus said,

450
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I suddenly realized this is all coming directly from Odeppa.

451
00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:06.519
<v Speaker 1>She was filtering it through Lexus because of how dangerous

452
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:11.079
<v Speaker 1>this information was if we got caught, she had plausible deniability.

453
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:15.359
<v Speaker 1>What about everybody else? Donnut ask, even if Ellie and

454
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Kachia and all the others go down, they'll just use

455
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the next fifty top crawlers, and those guys will be

456
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.359
<v Speaker 1>even less prepared. Plus I already started training Wongo for

457
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:24.559
<v Speaker 1>the beauty pageant. I love that she brings that up.

458
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.440
<v Speaker 1>The system will reboot in ten seconds, you'll be transferred

459
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:34.480
<v Speaker 1>out in fifteen. And then Donut says, this is most distressing.

460
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I certainly would never have smuggled all those Valtae secret

461
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:41.960
<v Speaker 1>agent guys to Zev and the boring emancipation front if

462
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I'd known this was going to happen. What what, you guys,

463
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:03.400
<v Speaker 1>This is not Denneman publishing like side stories from Donuts

464
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Perspective on his Patreon or something. Please tell me yes,

465
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:15.759
<v Speaker 1>because I mean what I exchanged an incredulous look with Lexus,

466
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:23.319
<v Speaker 1>who stared at the cat open mouthed, and the whole

467
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:28.599
<v Speaker 1>like vibe here that I really like is even when

468
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:33.720
<v Speaker 1>you are trying to like get like monsters out of power,

469
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>oftentimes the only other option that is positioned to take

470
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the reins are also monsters, because they have to have

471
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>a certain level of power already in order to make

472
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Speaker 1>that transition, and if they have any level of power,

473
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:55.559
<v Speaker 1>usually they also suck in some way. So this makes sense,

474
00:33:55.960 --> 00:34:02.319
<v Speaker 1>you know. It's I think really really exciting story wise though,

475
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:07.599
<v Speaker 1>because Carl being number one in the top ten did

476
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.159
<v Speaker 1>give him a huge advantage in terms of the dungeon

477
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:16.840
<v Speaker 1>itself wanting to keep him alive. And so now that

478
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:19.199
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, we want all the top tens gone

479
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:23.239
<v Speaker 1>because we want to pick, that makes the stakes change

480
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>around completely and puts him in the fucking direct crosshairs

481
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>of people who are in control of stuff, and that

482
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:34.559
<v Speaker 1>is so much more interesting, you know, very excited about

483
00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>it because there are so many ways this can go.

484
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:43.119
<v Speaker 1>So Michael says the Olivia slash Ivy thing from the

485
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.800
<v Speaker 1>previous book was a big hint as to how Matt

486
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 1>from Matt asked how Donah and zebr communicating. Zev is

487
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:51.800
<v Speaker 1>probably using a number of different fan accounts with avatar

488
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:54.679
<v Speaker 1>names that were for you to obscure earth media plots

489
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:56.639
<v Speaker 1>to post messages that might show up on the social

490
00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:58.920
<v Speaker 1>media board and don't would We're going to mention something

491
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.480
<v Speaker 1>related to said plot to let Zev know she saw

492
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:03.920
<v Speaker 1>the message. I would love for Magic create in post

493
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>donuts chat logs, but those would be five times longer

494
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:12.519
<v Speaker 1>than the actual DCC series. Probably, Yeah, I just like

495
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:15.320
<v Speaker 1>that would be such a fun little bit of like

496
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:22.559
<v Speaker 1>additional content, and I'd imagine would be super fun to write. Also,

497
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:29.800
<v Speaker 1>you know. So they appear back in their safe room

498
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:33.920
<v Speaker 1>and Mordecai is like, you guys, get this news. I

499
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:36.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know how this is gonna work out, Like usually

500
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>our contracts get frozen, but it seems like maybe nothing

501
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:46.840
<v Speaker 1>is really going to change. And he's looking through like

502
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:50.760
<v Speaker 1>his interface and the maps and stuff, and he says, yeah,

503
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:57.239
<v Speaker 1>this is all looking unchanged and acknowledges that, like the

504
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:03.320
<v Speaker 1>valte their aesthetic is usually juristic androids, hover cars, laser

505
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:07.840
<v Speaker 1>pistol pistols, mechanical death machines. But like, we're so far

506
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 1>into the game and everybody has races and abilities that

507
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:18.760
<v Speaker 1>revolve around this, like medieval fantasy world, that if they

508
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>were to switch up the aesthetic, it wouldn't make any sense,

509
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.280
<v Speaker 1>and half of the stuff people have gotten or that

510
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:28.519
<v Speaker 1>they can do wouldn't even work anymore. So I think

511
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:34.760
<v Speaker 1>they're probably just going to keep the aesthetic as planned originally.

512
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:43.920
<v Speaker 1>So we're thrown back into the game itself here and

513
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:51.159
<v Speaker 1>the Ersigine are finally convinced, like they're complaining nevertheless, but

514
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:54.000
<v Speaker 1>they're understanding that the hunters are a danger to them

515
00:36:54.719 --> 00:37:00.920
<v Speaker 1>and the where casters are working on the walls, and

516
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.280
<v Speaker 1>he says something about they work fast, especially when they've turned, which,

517
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:10.079
<v Speaker 1>considering what beavers do, makes sense. I really enjoy that.

518
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:17.880
<v Speaker 1>And let's see. We awakened in time to watch the recap,

519
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>and upon watching it, I found myself wishing I'd stay asleep.

520
00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:23.760
<v Speaker 1>We watched his raw and a unit of four other

521
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:26.559
<v Speaker 1>mantis creatures swooped in from the air and decapitated a

522
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:29.320
<v Speaker 1>group of crawlers. They rode down a heavily wooded trail

523
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:33.239
<v Speaker 1>on the back of a cart and she takes their

524
00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:36.519
<v Speaker 1>heads and it's just like really awful. Then there's a

525
00:37:36.559 --> 00:37:39.559
<v Speaker 1>bunch of crawlers that get mauled by animals, and then

526
00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:43.760
<v Speaker 1>there's one that gets skewered in the eye by a spike,

527
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:48.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's by a fungus that he is trying to pick,

528
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:51.159
<v Speaker 1>which Mordecai is like, oh, yeah, if you see one

529
00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.000
<v Speaker 1>of those, grab it for me, but just don't touch

530
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:56.360
<v Speaker 1>the top. And I love just all that, Carl says

531
00:37:56.480 --> 00:38:01.800
<v Speaker 1>is christ Mordecai. He's just so very much like it's

532
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 1>nothing to worry about. You just don't touch that part.

533
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Jesus. And then the dinosaur encounter, and then we

534
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:17.199
<v Speaker 1>have Lucia mar She cast her weird damage Reflects spell

535
00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:22.079
<v Speaker 1>and the dinosaur is crushed by damage inflicted on her dog.

536
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:28.519
<v Speaker 1>The show portrayed Lucia cackling maniacally as she pulled out

537
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the now dead boss's eyeball with her bare hand and

538
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:35.280
<v Speaker 1>bit down on it like it was an apple. Yeah,

539
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>that's normal, Dona said, I firmly believe that this is

540
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:47.239
<v Speaker 1>doing something specific. That she is laughing because she succeeded

541
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:49.960
<v Speaker 1>in getting something that they were like trying to keep

542
00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:53.639
<v Speaker 1>from her or something. I really do think that Lucia

543
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:57.320
<v Speaker 1>is being framed in the same way Karl is, and

544
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:02.119
<v Speaker 1>that maybe there's something off with her as well, but

545
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.199
<v Speaker 1>that she isn't nearly as crazy as they make her look,

546
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:09.599
<v Speaker 1>and that probably there was some weird shit she was

547
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:12.159
<v Speaker 1>set up to do, like cutting off the hands of

548
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:14.599
<v Speaker 1>that one guy. Karl had to do it a million times,

549
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>and like that doesn't look good either, but there was

550
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:24.119
<v Speaker 1>a reason for it, you know. So we also chicken

551
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:26.599
<v Speaker 1>with Eva, and we get to see this raid that

552
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:30.199
<v Speaker 1>was being headed by Kacya. She's got Flora and Batista

553
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:33.199
<v Speaker 1>with her and they try to like keep her pen

554
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:36.639
<v Speaker 1>in this village. She gets away, but she like enchants

555
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:41.119
<v Speaker 1>the people to fight against the crawlers, and luckily somebody

556
00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:44.519
<v Speaker 1>has like an ability to take that enchantment off, and

557
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>the others are really sad explaining like I'm so sorry

558
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:53.000
<v Speaker 1>that we did that, you know it Just like Eva sucks,

559
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I just really she sucks. I do not like her.

560
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:03.239
<v Speaker 1>And then we get another of like another one of

561
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:08.280
<v Speaker 1>the system messages from that really excited. Hello, Crawlers, there's

562
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:11.639
<v Speaker 1>a lot of rumor and speculation about what that Last

563
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:16.679
<v Speaker 1>World announcement means for you, and then we get something

564
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:23.639
<v Speaker 1>very specific. But I was like, as some of you know,

565
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>this particular crawl has been my personal life project. I

566
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.000
<v Speaker 1>had been working on it for a very very long

567
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:36.000
<v Speaker 1>time and I am going nowhere. And there was a

568
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:40.280
<v Speaker 1>tone to that delivery in the audiobook that felt like

569
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:45.719
<v Speaker 1>a threat. It's very interesting because it, you know, when

570
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.239
<v Speaker 1>you're just reading it in text, it doesn't necessarily come

571
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:54.119
<v Speaker 1>across that way, so you can interpret it that way, sure,

572
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:58.960
<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't necessarily feel you know, And I don't know.

573
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.079
<v Speaker 1>But speaking about the hunters, we have good news everybody

574
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>because of the public concern and outcry from a new

575
00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 1>court injunction we fully support. We've implemented a few changes

576
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:17.880
<v Speaker 1>and it stops them from communicating with people outside, hoping

577
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:24.440
<v Speaker 1>to put a bit of a chokehold on the cheating overall.

578
00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:28.760
<v Speaker 1>And then Patch notes the hot springs weren't hot enough,

579
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.079
<v Speaker 1>so we upped the hotness, which did result in us

580
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:34.320
<v Speaker 1>boiling some of the crawlers. Sorry about that. In a

581
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:38.679
<v Speaker 1>related note, lava tubes are also active. Alosaurus mobs have

582
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:42.039
<v Speaker 1>been split into two mob types to accommodate a newly

583
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:46.360
<v Speaker 1>generated quest. We've been forced to temporarily disable the fuck

584
00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:49.960
<v Speaker 1>those Trees in particular spell as it didn't work as

585
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:53.800
<v Speaker 1>intended on this floor. I'm very curious about that, but

586
00:41:53.840 --> 00:41:57.239
<v Speaker 1>probably we'll never find out. And then a new feature,

587
00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:01.039
<v Speaker 1>the Butcher's Masquerade. Because people don't know where they stand

588
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:03.960
<v Speaker 1>in the rankings, they have decided that they will make

589
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:07.719
<v Speaker 1>a board of everybody in the top thousand so that

590
00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:11.199
<v Speaker 1>they can see how they are positioned to maybe be

591
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:18.559
<v Speaker 1>able to attend. And they talk a little bit about

592
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:20.719
<v Speaker 1>the masquerade and how it could possibly work that the

593
00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:24.280
<v Speaker 1>hunters can mingle with crawlers and not fight. You know,

594
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:31.400
<v Speaker 1>there's going to be something in place, obviously, And Katchia

595
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:34.719
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know that Bee was on the show. She's just like,

596
00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:37.400
<v Speaker 1>how did it go? And they say, we'll tell you

597
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:41.320
<v Speaker 1>about it later, but we don't actually see that moment.

598
00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think in these chapters in general at all,

599
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:50.679
<v Speaker 1>although I may be forgetting. And this is when Carl

600
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:58.280
<v Speaker 1>opens his fan box and it's a badge to be

601
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:04.320
<v Speaker 1>in a at crawl con It's all these fans of

602
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Dungeon Crawler World and he's going to meet them and

603
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:13.039
<v Speaker 1>take pictures, and he will be at three events, and

604
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I think, do we get the like, yeah, art contest,

605
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:22.159
<v Speaker 1>a panel, crawling through the ages, and autograph and keepsake session. Now,

606
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:25.199
<v Speaker 1>Carl is a very against this and just kind of

607
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:28.639
<v Speaker 1>disgusted at the whole thing, But I have got to

608
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:32.320
<v Speaker 1>be honest, this feels like the prime opportunity for somebody

609
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:35.719
<v Speaker 1>on the outside who is planning some shit to get

610
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:38.320
<v Speaker 1>to talk to him and pass him some information. And

611
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I would not be at all surprised if this were

612
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.199
<v Speaker 1>a fix that came in from somebody wanting to speak

613
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:48.840
<v Speaker 1>to him, that they managed to like get this particular

614
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:54.320
<v Speaker 1>reward to him on purpose to do this. He is,

615
00:43:55.559 --> 00:44:00.280
<v Speaker 1>he's just not seeing that aspect of it, because we

616
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:02.239
<v Speaker 1>know that there are some folks on the outside that

617
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>are like specifically rooting for him in his whole mission here,

618
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:08.519
<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't know that at all, so it's not

619
00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:12.519
<v Speaker 1>occurring to him, you know, as far as he is concerned.

620
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:16.039
<v Speaker 1>The only one of them that has anybody sort of

621
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:19.320
<v Speaker 1>working with things on the outside is Donut with Zev,

622
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:23.519
<v Speaker 1>which he only just found out, but I think that

623
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:26.599
<v Speaker 1>probably this is some kind of setup for him to

624
00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:32.079
<v Speaker 1>meet someone specific, and it's probably also why it's him

625
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:36.440
<v Speaker 1>that's going and not Donut, because she's just not going

626
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:39.719
<v Speaker 1>to be the one that people see as the revolutionary.

627
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:44.199
<v Speaker 1>We know now that she is, but doesn't look it

628
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:48.159
<v Speaker 1>on a lot of levels and has a cultivated, a

629
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 1>very specific persona. But I can understand why they would

630
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>be leaving her out of it. It's just to him,

631
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:57.079
<v Speaker 1>this just looks like I'm going to mingle with people

632
00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:01.320
<v Speaker 1>who are rooting for our deaths. That fucking blows. I

633
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want to meet them, and like Donut would be

634
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:10.360
<v Speaker 1>just better at this whole schmoozing thing overall, which yeah, true,

635
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:16.360
<v Speaker 1>but it is what it is. And carl Is or

636
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai is like, oh wow, three events, Like I got

637
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:26.239
<v Speaker 1>sent for the autograph session, but I he says, I

638
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:33.400
<v Speaker 1>only ended up signing three items, So yeah, they're trying

639
00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to keep them there for something. I think. I think

640
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:41.280
<v Speaker 1>we'll see. Of course, Dona desperately wants to go, but

641
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:46.239
<v Speaker 1>it's like, you know, there's there's something else happening, probably

642
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:53.800
<v Speaker 1>for her eventually, so let's see. Oh, right, This is

643
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.119
<v Speaker 1>when they start to deal with Katya actually leaving their

644
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:03.719
<v Speaker 1>party and getting set up with the Guild. And Dona

645
00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:08.480
<v Speaker 1>is of course really sad about Katya, but Ktya is

646
00:46:08.519 --> 00:46:12.280
<v Speaker 1>like reassuring her I will absolutely still be around. But

647
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:15.599
<v Speaker 1>we really do need to do this, because every time

648
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:18.559
<v Speaker 1>y'all get a quest I get it too, and I'm

649
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:21.239
<v Speaker 1>off doing my own fucking thing, you know, like it's

650
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:28.440
<v Speaker 1>just we can't keep it like this anymore. So they

651
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:34.800
<v Speaker 1>become part of the Guild safe home Yolanda and Carl,

652
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:39.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, recognizing Yolanda's name, and just like the overall

653
00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:45.239
<v Speaker 1>it's just a really it's a memorial. Emani is the

654
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:48.199
<v Speaker 1>guild master. The guild is level seven. There are six

655
00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:51.519
<v Speaker 1>parties with a total of sixty three crawlers. You have

656
00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:56.400
<v Speaker 1>multiple upgrades available for your personal area, and there's a

657
00:46:56.440 --> 00:47:02.679
<v Speaker 1>pet stable and Orcai says, don't place anything yet until

658
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:07.239
<v Speaker 1>after Katscha leaves the party, and Donut says, there's a

659
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.360
<v Speaker 1>pet stable. A pair of barn doors appeared to the

660
00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:13.480
<v Speaker 1>left of the new exit. Your beds have been upgraded

661
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:19.679
<v Speaker 1>to the instacat sixty. What did I just say, Mordecai demanded,

662
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:24.199
<v Speaker 1>God damn it, I mumbled. The instacat was the second

663
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:27.480
<v Speaker 1>best bed on the market. It refreshed us after sixty

664
00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:30.760
<v Speaker 1>seconds of sleep, but it also changed our good rest

665
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.039
<v Speaker 1>bonus to great Rest, and it imparted a whopping fifteen

666
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:39.280
<v Speaker 1>percent bonus to our stats for the day. Still, I

667
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:44.760
<v Speaker 1>hated the idea of it. I absolutely hated it. I

668
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:48.760
<v Speaker 1>completely get it. It's really I really get it. You know.

669
00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:53.559
<v Speaker 1>It's creepy, and it just really does feel like, probably

670
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:55.559
<v Speaker 1>this is having some kind of effect that we just

671
00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:58.639
<v Speaker 1>don't detect and don't care about, because you guys don't

672
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:03.199
<v Speaker 1>care about us, you know, trying to utilize as much

673
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:06.719
<v Speaker 1>of the time that we exist to generate content, and

674
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:10.800
<v Speaker 1>it's gross. On the other hand, there have been so

675
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:12.800
<v Speaker 1>many days where I wished I didn't have to sleep

676
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:14.719
<v Speaker 1>because I had so much to do or things that

677
00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to do and I had to sleep,

678
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:20.159
<v Speaker 1>and I was really sad over it. So there's a

679
00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:22.760
<v Speaker 1>part of me that is like, kind of I wish

680
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I had one of these, you know. But yeah, so

681
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 1>let's see, oh right, this is when Clint shows up

682
00:48:34.760 --> 00:48:43.280
<v Speaker 1>and he's in his little beaver form adorable and let's see,

683
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:45.719
<v Speaker 1>oh right, This is when Carl says, I had a

684
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.400
<v Speaker 1>sudden idea, a ridiculous idea. Hold on, I need to

685
00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>go grab something, and he ducks out, and there is

686
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.280
<v Speaker 1>this attack happening, and a big part of it is poison,

687
00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:00.400
<v Speaker 1>which Carl is immune to. But he's still keep getting

688
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.599
<v Speaker 1>like tons of notifications you've been poisoned, poison negated, over

689
00:49:03.639 --> 00:49:09.519
<v Speaker 1>and over across the screen. Samantha is also immune, and

690
00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:14.159
<v Speaker 1>she could bite now too. She chumped pretty good on

691
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:16.599
<v Speaker 1>my hand when I went to fetch her. It didn't hurt,

692
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:19.760
<v Speaker 1>but she had enough force to actually latch on. Her

693
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:23.119
<v Speaker 1>fangs bent harmlessly when any pressure was applied. I could

694
00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:25.920
<v Speaker 1>pull my hand free with a little yank. So what

695
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:30.280
<v Speaker 1>he decides to do is use the she Sarah attachment

696
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:37.280
<v Speaker 1>that throws her and jam a explosive into her mouth

697
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:41.360
<v Speaker 1>because as a sex doll, her mouth opens really wide.

698
00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:45.199
<v Speaker 1>And it's very funny because he's like, make sure not

699
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:48.239
<v Speaker 1>to open your mouth until you're over there, because that

700
00:49:48.440 --> 00:49:54.679
<v Speaker 1>triggers it. And of course she immediately does that and

701
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:57.159
<v Speaker 1>sets it off and almost blows them all to shit.

702
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:05.400
<v Speaker 1>But he is able to chuck it and it actually works.

703
00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:12.159
<v Speaker 1>It's super fun I am enjoying Samantha in the audiobook,

704
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:17.239
<v Speaker 1>especially the accent and voice that the narrator has decided

705
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:21.440
<v Speaker 1>to give her, is so funny, and it's just it

706
00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:27.519
<v Speaker 1>adds something and makes her feel so distinctive and so weird.

707
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:32.440
<v Speaker 1>It works really, really well, And I really wonder if

708
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:34.159
<v Speaker 1>I would feel the same about her if I were

709
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:42.320
<v Speaker 1>only reading the text. I'm not sure. So let's see

710
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:47.440
<v Speaker 1>he uses paying, he flings her. I could love Samantha

711
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:50.760
<v Speaker 1>fifty plus kilometers, so I had to be careful with

712
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:58.159
<v Speaker 1>how hard I threw. That's Banana's fifty plus kilometers. Holy shit,

713
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:06.000
<v Speaker 1>that's like what like thirty eight miles something in there. Yikes, dude,

714
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:14.239
<v Speaker 1>that's crazy, and then get her back right away like insane.

715
00:51:14.760 --> 00:51:17.559
<v Speaker 1>You could use her to like transfer messages that fit

716
00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:19.559
<v Speaker 1>in her mouth, if you were able to like write

717
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff down, if you could get your aim really good,

718
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:26.360
<v Speaker 1>send her off to someplace far away, have them stuff

719
00:51:26.360 --> 00:51:30.400
<v Speaker 1>a message in her mouth, and then retrieve her again.

720
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:33.679
<v Speaker 1>That could be a pretty like good way to communicate

721
00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:37.639
<v Speaker 1>without things being in actual like in the chat, you know,

722
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:41.360
<v Speaker 1>or just like send each other stuff if it's small enough.

723
00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:48.159
<v Speaker 1>So let's see, uh oh, right, this is when he

724
00:51:48.280 --> 00:51:56.039
<v Speaker 1>drinks this potion of levitation, and he is able to

725
00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:58.199
<v Speaker 1>touch the slider that makes him go like up and

726
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:01.760
<v Speaker 1>down as far as he need to, And he says

727
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:06.679
<v Speaker 1>it's like stepping on as if he were standing on glass.

728
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:10.519
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai emphasized how dangerous these potions were. He said, it

729
00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:13.039
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't stop me from dropping if I had enough momentum.

730
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:16.960
<v Speaker 1>They were not a suitable alternative to featherfall. We couldn't

731
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:19.199
<v Speaker 1>use these to keep from plummeting to the ground unless

732
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.239
<v Speaker 1>we took them before we jumped. Treat it like you're

733
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:28.280
<v Speaker 1>standing on thin ice, he said. So he drinks the

734
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:32.400
<v Speaker 1>major Charlie potion, which gets his intelligence up so that

735
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:38.199
<v Speaker 1>this thing will last longer. Casts Ping chucks her and

736
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:44.760
<v Speaker 1>let's see, I paused my descent. She didn't veer off

737
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:48.079
<v Speaker 1>like I'd hoped, but continued her forward momentum. I tried

738
00:52:48.119 --> 00:52:50.320
<v Speaker 1>not to throw her too hard, but it looked as

739
00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:53.800
<v Speaker 1>if I had. But then she shot down at a

740
00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:56.719
<v Speaker 1>right angle, just as something shot from the ground up

741
00:52:56.800 --> 00:53:00.679
<v Speaker 1>at her, a fireball trying to knock from the sky.

742
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:04.719
<v Speaker 1>The slow moving projectile missed, and Samantha disappeared into the

743
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.519
<v Speaker 1>trees past the clearing just as I lowered myself fully

744
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:11.960
<v Speaker 1>to the ground, I could hear the distant detonation. Yes,

745
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:15.679
<v Speaker 1>I cried, I got one of those fuck sticks as

746
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the experienced notification rolled in and then Samantha is yelling,

747
00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:22.599
<v Speaker 1>bring me back fast, and he does, and her hair

748
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:27.119
<v Speaker 1>is on fire. But she has brought something back. She

749
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:31.079
<v Speaker 1>has clamped the ankle of an elf. The thin, pale

750
00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:34.719
<v Speaker 1>elf was unconscious. And the fact that she's able to

751
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:38.079
<v Speaker 1>bring back a whole body it didn't even occur to

752
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:40.960
<v Speaker 1>me as I was saying what you could transport before,

753
00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:42.559
<v Speaker 1>because I was saying it had to like fit in

754
00:53:42.599 --> 00:53:45.000
<v Speaker 1>her mouth. But evidently not. As long as she's biting it,

755
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:51.000
<v Speaker 1>it comes back, So that's even more useful. Like that's

756
00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:58.639
<v Speaker 1>as long as she can clamp down enough rad okay,

757
00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:06.400
<v Speaker 1>And he's conscious Ackland moon elf and she wants it

758
00:54:06.440 --> 00:54:09.800
<v Speaker 1>as her kill. But Carl is like, yeah, no, this

759
00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:15.079
<v Speaker 1>was mine, sorry about it, and he says, heal him,

760
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.119
<v Speaker 1>but I want to talk to him first, and puts

761
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:23.119
<v Speaker 1>on his ring and again this ring, it's being used

762
00:54:23.159 --> 00:54:31.039
<v Speaker 1>so casually, Carl, sweetheart, baby, I don't like it. Ackland.

763
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:35.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not supposed to be like this. How is it

764
00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:39.639
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be what you heard me, How is it

765
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:43.760
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be We weren't even hunting you. The Dark

766
00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:46.440
<v Speaker 1>hiven Skull Empire of Both League claimed, but you're in

767
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:48.800
<v Speaker 1>our territory. The bridges are all out. We were going

768
00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:52.599
<v Speaker 1>to take the city. He just wanted us to find

769
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:57.079
<v Speaker 1>the crawler that human besmirched Tag's mother's honor. I didn't

770
00:54:57.119 --> 00:54:59.800
<v Speaker 1>want to get involved. I did well at Fantasy Hunter

771
00:54:59.880 --> 00:55:02.320
<v Speaker 1>CA and I want a spot on the Faction War's army.

772
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.039
<v Speaker 1>I was supposed it was supposed to be easy. They

773
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:07.559
<v Speaker 1>offered me so much money. I'm not even a member

774
00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:12.880
<v Speaker 1>of the family like the others. And he says, Carl's like,

775
00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:16.079
<v Speaker 1>what is Fantasy Hunter Camp. It's so people can pretend

776
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:19.199
<v Speaker 1>like they're on the show. The best players get to

777
00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:21.920
<v Speaker 1>play in Faction Wars Wars. I did well and won

778
00:55:21.960 --> 00:55:24.840
<v Speaker 1>a spot. I wasn't ever supposed to be in real danger,

779
00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:30.840
<v Speaker 1>but they offered me money. And I'm just an accountant.

780
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I work with soy crop shipping manifests all day. I

781
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:42.320
<v Speaker 1>will like say, I do not feel about this guy

782
00:55:42.440 --> 00:55:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the way that I did about the bounty hunter hunting

783
00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:49.320
<v Speaker 1>down people on the surface, despite the fact that he

784
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:51.519
<v Speaker 1>hates all of this and he has to put food

785
00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:55.000
<v Speaker 1>on the table. He's participating. You know, this guy, he

786
00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:57.800
<v Speaker 1>may just be an ordinary dude, but he is still

787
00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:01.599
<v Speaker 1>doing something that is fully not necessary to his life.

788
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.239
<v Speaker 1>It is an extra for funzies. So I don't have

789
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:08.760
<v Speaker 1>the kind of sympathy for him that I had for

790
00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:10.440
<v Speaker 1>the other dude. It doesn't seem like the same thing

791
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>at all to me. And this is Carl does the

792
00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:16.480
<v Speaker 1>whole like do you know what I do every day?

793
00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:20.079
<v Speaker 1>And doughnuts like you can't do the fucking bad guy soliloquy.

794
00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:24.880
<v Speaker 1>But Carl really wants to get this established at least once.

795
00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:31.400
<v Speaker 1>And he says, I couldn't hear myself think the river

796
00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:34.599
<v Speaker 1>in the back of my brain, raged, flooding, filling all

797
00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:38.639
<v Speaker 1>the empty spaces it could find. And he remembers his mother,

798
00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:41.840
<v Speaker 1>this is my birthday present to you. I'm giving you

799
00:56:41.880 --> 00:56:45.840
<v Speaker 1>a chance at life. I'm sorry it took me so long.

800
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:54.719
<v Speaker 1>This will stop it. It's so loud, Carl, it's so loud. Yikes,

801
00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.880
<v Speaker 1>the fact that both him and his mom had this, Like,

802
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:05.719
<v Speaker 1>is this just a straight up mental illness thing? Is

803
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:12.360
<v Speaker 1>this a result of abuse, which like also can be

804
00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:14.880
<v Speaker 1>a mental illness thing. But you know, I'm talking about

805
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:16.880
<v Speaker 1>like a mental illness that you are simply born with,

806
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:21.440
<v Speaker 1>versus one that is created out of trauma. I am

807
00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>really curious about, like what all this this is, and

808
00:57:30.400 --> 00:57:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I am assuming it's a trauma thing. But I don't

809
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:39.039
<v Speaker 1>understand why she thought her own death would stop it

810
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:45.400
<v Speaker 1>for Carl and make his life better. I like, I'm

811
00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:49.400
<v Speaker 1>giving you a chance at life. Why did she think

812
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:53.400
<v Speaker 1>her death would do that? I just I am assuming

813
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:55.880
<v Speaker 1>it's because she thinks that he feels like he has

814
00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:58.719
<v Speaker 1>to stick around his shitty father for her sake, and

815
00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:00.800
<v Speaker 1>that now he'll be free and able to do what

816
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:05.000
<v Speaker 1>he needs. But is that it or did she have

817
00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:07.880
<v Speaker 1>something else in her mind about how this worked? You know,

818
00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm very curious, like you know, exactly circumstantially what was

819
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:23.880
<v Speaker 1>going on at this point. So yeah, he marks Ackland

820
00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:26.519
<v Speaker 1>and then we have the end of the chapter, and

821
00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:31.960
<v Speaker 1>the next one starts with congratulations murderer, and Dona is

822
00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:35.719
<v Speaker 1>just like, dude, that was way too gruesome. It was

823
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:39.400
<v Speaker 1>absolutely not necessary, and you are really genuinely starting to

824
00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:45.280
<v Speaker 1>scare me. And he says, I promise I'll kill them

825
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:48.239
<v Speaker 1>nice and clean from now on and I want to

826
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:51.159
<v Speaker 1>mention her saying that he's scaring her is in regular type,

827
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:56.400
<v Speaker 1>but then in all caps, well you have to add

828
00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:58.119
<v Speaker 1>a little flare. Maybe we can come up with a

829
00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.719
<v Speaker 1>new catchphrase just for killing bad guys. So she just

830
00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:03.920
<v Speaker 1>has her two modes, and you can see it in

831
00:59:03.960 --> 00:59:07.599
<v Speaker 1>her type when she's being like sincere and vulnerable versus

832
00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:09.639
<v Speaker 1>when she's just kind of making a joke out of things.

833
00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:18.800
<v Speaker 1>And let's see, the guy had something equipped you'll like

834
00:59:19.079 --> 00:59:23.400
<v Speaker 1>it's a bracelet and she reads it and at first

835
00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:25.880
<v Speaker 1>it is like, ah, this bracelet is like kind of cuter,

836
00:59:26.039 --> 00:59:29.119
<v Speaker 1>but and then she reads it and is like, oh shit,

837
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:35.760
<v Speaker 1>obsidian bracelet of the raggle Rouser. This item has a

838
00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:38.920
<v Speaker 1>fifty percent chance to permanently break if it's upgraded again.

839
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Fifty percent is a lot, uh. They bracelet ibuse plus

840
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:50.320
<v Speaker 1>ten to constitution plus five to dexterity plus fifteen percent

841
00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:55.000
<v Speaker 1>fire resistance. Wharer may cast a level ten fireball spell

842
00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:01.320
<v Speaker 1>once every twenty minutes. And I love him being like,

843
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:04.199
<v Speaker 1>don't use fireball in a tight space. It's a lot

844
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:07.639
<v Speaker 1>more dangerous. And she just says, I know how fireworks, Carl,

845
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:16.559
<v Speaker 1>which he deserved that. So let's see. I'm trying to

846
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:18.840
<v Speaker 1>make sure because I'm like out of time here and

847
01:00:18.880 --> 01:00:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I still have This chapter is really short. All of

848
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:31.639
<v Speaker 1>them are actually in this section. But he'll see Samantha

849
01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:35.000
<v Speaker 1>growled and rolled away. She started barking at an ursine

850
01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:39.840
<v Speaker 1>cleric and she says, he says, what in Pawna's name?

851
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:41.960
<v Speaker 1>And she says, pawn is a big liar. She plays

852
01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:45.719
<v Speaker 1>all innocent and virginal, but she's into soaking. Look it up,

853
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:50.360
<v Speaker 1>which if you don't know what soaking is, it's really

854
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:54.719
<v Speaker 1>not that exciting. But it's basically like laying on top

855
01:00:54.760 --> 01:01:00.239
<v Speaker 1>of somebody and mimicking dry humping, except you don't move,

856
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:02.880
<v Speaker 1>and you have somebody jump up and down on the

857
01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:07.480
<v Speaker 1>bed to make you move against one another so that

858
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you can technically have like plausible deniability that you were

859
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:13.159
<v Speaker 1>dry humping and it was just circumstantial to the fact

860
01:01:13.159 --> 01:01:14.800
<v Speaker 1>that a person happened to be jumping on the bed.

861
01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:19.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a really weird like loophole for people who believe

862
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:24.760
<v Speaker 1>that any sort of action made in lust is wrong

863
01:01:25.599 --> 01:01:28.400
<v Speaker 1>and extremely funny to me because it's just such a

864
01:01:28.400 --> 01:01:34.639
<v Speaker 1>weird you know. So anyway, this is when Dona is saying,

865
01:01:35.639 --> 01:01:41.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about Samantha. Mordecai was never expecting her to

866
01:01:41.639 --> 01:01:44.360
<v Speaker 1>get as strong as she has. She's like rolling around

867
01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:51.400
<v Speaker 1>faster and stuff. And Carl actually really hears what Donut

868
01:01:51.440 --> 01:01:54.960
<v Speaker 1>saying here and is like, huh, you may have a point.

869
01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll keep an eye on her, but we like can't

870
01:01:57.079 --> 01:02:01.199
<v Speaker 1>ditch her right now. Now that we know she can

871
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:03.639
<v Speaker 1>bring stuff back with her, it makes her extra valuable,

872
01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:09.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe Donut said, she sighed dramatically, I wish Kotcha were here.

873
01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:13.079
<v Speaker 1>It's difficult being the voice of reason. That was her job.

874
01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:17.280
<v Speaker 1>And she says that Samantha reminds her of the thing

875
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:19.679
<v Speaker 1>out of the movie Critters. I have never seen that movie,

876
01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:25.199
<v Speaker 1>so I cannot comment on this. So then finally chapter

877
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:31.239
<v Speaker 1>twenty four and we have this crawler entreat by Drakia,

878
01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:36.599
<v Speaker 1>and we find out that some hunters actually explicitly go

879
01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:41.679
<v Speaker 1>after elites, even though it's a super dangerous proposition and

880
01:02:42.280 --> 01:02:45.239
<v Speaker 1>the payout it's like they get really good gear. But

881
01:02:46.119 --> 01:02:48.599
<v Speaker 1>in the opinion of this crawler writing this entry, it's

882
01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:54.159
<v Speaker 1>just like not really a smart move. And they are there,

883
01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:57.280
<v Speaker 1>like thing that they are doing is setting traps to

884
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:05.639
<v Speaker 1>bring elites and hunters together. When one values coin above life,

885
01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:08.960
<v Speaker 1>you should target the coin for it hurts them more.

886
01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:14.159
<v Speaker 1>And that is my food, my life, my god, hurting

887
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:18.599
<v Speaker 1>the Naga and everyone responsible for this nightmare. And when

888
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:22.320
<v Speaker 1>people value coin above life, you should target the coin.

889
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Is a fucking sermon, It really is. So we get

890
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Carl's boom from Embras and it sucks balls. It's a

891
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:37.079
<v Speaker 1>boost to fire damage spells, and he doesn't have any

892
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:39.800
<v Speaker 1>except burn and apparently that boost doesn't apply to burn.

893
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:48.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like an exception, so lame. And they also like

894
01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:52.239
<v Speaker 1>they kill another crawler, find another photo of Louis. It's

895
01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:53.960
<v Speaker 1>a photo, not a drawing, and he's got like a

896
01:03:53.960 --> 01:03:58.440
<v Speaker 1>filter on and make him look like a dog. And

897
01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:05.679
<v Speaker 1>then let's see, oh right, they find a eleven contraption

898
01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:13.440
<v Speaker 1>that's like a rock trucker. Uh, and the contraption has

899
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:16.960
<v Speaker 1>a ninety second cool down between each use. There's no counterweight,

900
01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:18.639
<v Speaker 1>but the machine is made with the pair of magical

901
01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:23.360
<v Speaker 1>plates that wanted to come together like magnets. Upon closer inspection,

902
01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:27.039
<v Speaker 1>the plates weren't magical, but some sort of high tech bullshit,

903
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:29.599
<v Speaker 1>something that was just as out of place as that

904
01:04:29.639 --> 01:04:33.400
<v Speaker 1>photo of Lewis. The only quote enchanted part of these

905
01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:39.000
<v Speaker 1>things was the wood. These assholes are still cheating, I grumbled,

906
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:42.840
<v Speaker 1>inspecting the postage stamp sized plate. It was covered with

907
01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:46.920
<v Speaker 1>little diodes. I looked into the sky. Do you guys

908
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:51.159
<v Speaker 1>see this? Well, it's mine now. I pulled the individual

909
01:04:51.280 --> 01:04:54.519
<v Speaker 1>spikes and then picked up the trebuchet, taking the whole thing.

910
01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:59.599
<v Speaker 1>A new tab appeared labeled siege equipment. So the fact

911
01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:01.920
<v Speaker 1>that there is able to like smuggle stuff like this

912
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:07.239
<v Speaker 1>in it's not entirely unexpected, but like Christ, you know,

913
01:05:07.719 --> 01:05:10.639
<v Speaker 1>getting caught this early on in things as well is

914
01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:13.679
<v Speaker 1>like very embarrassing and sloppy to me. There's a point

915
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.079
<v Speaker 1>when Dona is just like, these guys are not good

916
01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:18.320
<v Speaker 1>at their job, like the way that they keep getting killed,

917
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:22.599
<v Speaker 1>and She's fucking correct. These dudes are just like they're

918
01:05:22.599 --> 01:05:26.280
<v Speaker 1>not hardened. Because the crawlers are fighting for their lives

919
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:28.400
<v Speaker 1>and have been doing this a minute, and these assholes

920
01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:31.440
<v Speaker 1>are just coming in here for the funsies. It makes

921
01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:33.840
<v Speaker 1>some sense that even with them being higher level, their

922
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:42.639
<v Speaker 1>tactics are just poor and sloppy. And Samantha is like,

923
01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:45.360
<v Speaker 1>why are you even taking that? Because you can throw

924
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:49.000
<v Speaker 1>me way further than that stuff can throw anything. And

925
01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:51.519
<v Speaker 1>Carl is like, well, yeah, but you might somebody get

926
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:54.880
<v Speaker 1>your body back, or I want to throw something really big.

927
01:05:55.599 --> 01:06:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Plus this mbuse it with poison Cloud and she grumbles

928
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:04.960
<v Speaker 1>and rolls away and I love that. Like Mongo runs

929
01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:07.639
<v Speaker 1>after her very excitedly, and later we see him just

930
01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:12.039
<v Speaker 1>like chewing our like a chew toy that's honestly like

931
01:06:12.159 --> 01:06:15.000
<v Speaker 1>a ball that moves around on its own. This is

932
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:17.440
<v Speaker 1>something you can actually buy on Amazon as a dog toy.

933
01:06:17.719 --> 01:06:20.360
<v Speaker 1>It has like a little weight inside it and it's like,

934
01:06:20.639 --> 01:06:24.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, battery powered to keep your dog excited because

935
01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:29.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like a living thing that it's chasing. So uh yeah, ideal. Perfect.

936
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:34.360
<v Speaker 1>They talk a little bit about why the Dream is

937
01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:36.320
<v Speaker 1>so pissed over this whole thing with Lewis and that

938
01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:40.119
<v Speaker 1>they clearly just like are very uptight, and Donut is like, yeah,

939
01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:42.519
<v Speaker 1>if you get famous, you have to deal with thirsty fans.

940
01:06:42.559 --> 01:06:44.599
<v Speaker 1>This is just a thing, Like I keep getting pictures

941
01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:47.480
<v Speaker 1>of this guy's tentacles. I don't know why, but I'm

942
01:06:47.519 --> 01:06:51.280
<v Speaker 1>not offended. It's just a thing. Ugh, I love you,

943
01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I love you, Donut. And this is when Carl is

944
01:06:59.440 --> 01:07:03.280
<v Speaker 1>sharing I like that something has been bugging him about

945
01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:07.599
<v Speaker 1>the story. Signete's goal was to kill her half sister, Imagen,

946
01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:10.920
<v Speaker 1>but this same lady was also the big bad country

947
01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:13.440
<v Speaker 1>boss that was that all the top crawlers were gonna

948
01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:16.840
<v Speaker 1>have to deal with on the third floor. My exploits

949
01:07:16.840 --> 01:07:19.679
<v Speaker 1>with Signet weren't shown on the recap episodes because anything

950
01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:22.280
<v Speaker 1>that happened with an elite was licensed to the owners

951
01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:26.760
<v Speaker 1>of the elite's program. There was no way that Born

952
01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:29.880
<v Speaker 1>or the valte or whoever was in charge would allow

953
01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:34.840
<v Speaker 1>this floor's massive climax to be exclusive to some other program.

954
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:38.079
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that meant the vengeance of the daughter's climax was

955
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:40.079
<v Speaker 1>set to pop off before this party at the end

956
01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:43.079
<v Speaker 1>of the floor. If so, it'd be Signet versus a

957
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:45.960
<v Speaker 1>boss that wouldn't be allowed to be killed, which meant

958
01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:53.440
<v Speaker 1>a tragic climax. And then he's like, but there's like

959
01:07:53.480 --> 01:07:57.519
<v Speaker 1>the possibility at some point that maybe they don't want

960
01:07:57.559 --> 01:08:01.360
<v Speaker 1>another season like that. You know, well, maybe this is

961
01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:05.119
<v Speaker 1>the point, is that they are pretending and stringing me

962
01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:08.719
<v Speaker 1>along with this whole thing when they're not even intending

963
01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:10.639
<v Speaker 1>for there to be, which would be in line with

964
01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:14.039
<v Speaker 1>like Valte not wanting Carl to be in the top

965
01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:19.960
<v Speaker 1>ten anymore either, eh, you know. And then we have

966
01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:23.159
<v Speaker 1>this little bit where Karl is remembering an entry from

967
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Herod in the cookbook, who he thinks is like maybe

968
01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:33.199
<v Speaker 1>a genius, and her talking about surrounding yourself with trustworthy,

969
01:08:33.239 --> 01:08:37.079
<v Speaker 1>competent people and not too many, which I think is

970
01:08:37.119 --> 01:08:41.640
<v Speaker 1>always good advice, keep it tight. And as he's thinking this,

971
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.680
<v Speaker 1>like remembering this, we have just Samantha just screaming and

972
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:50.520
<v Speaker 1>like it's just you know, he's got a fairly wide

973
01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:52.920
<v Speaker 1>net cast right now of the people that he's working with,

974
01:08:53.039 --> 01:08:56.079
<v Speaker 1>and how many of them are competent and trustworthy? I mean,

975
01:08:56.239 --> 01:09:02.079
<v Speaker 1>real question mark there, real question mark. We also get

976
01:09:02.119 --> 01:09:05.199
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of the convo with the casters and

977
01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Doughnut and her talking like asking whether that's where castor

978
01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:13.000
<v Speaker 1>oil comes from. And she mentions that Bee made her

979
01:09:13.399 --> 01:09:16.920
<v Speaker 1>swallow some to make her poop before going into the

980
01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:20.119
<v Speaker 1>presence of a judge, which evidently is like really bad

981
01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:23.840
<v Speaker 1>for cats. It's like dangerous for them. I had no

982
01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:29.920
<v Speaker 1>idea any of this was a thing, but yeah, and

983
01:09:30.239 --> 01:09:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I love Samantha. She wouldn't shut up, so I was

984
01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:37.039
<v Speaker 1>making her role She followed behind her head, happily growling

985
01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and splashing through the mud and foliage. She could move quickly,

986
01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:44.039
<v Speaker 1>but she couldn't jump or hop, which sometimes bogged her down.

987
01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:46.960
<v Speaker 1>She kept getting hung up in bushes and branches, and

988
01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:50.319
<v Speaker 1>we were constantly rescuing her. At first, I was worried

989
01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:53.800
<v Speaker 1>about her running off or disappearing into the darkness. She didn't.

990
01:09:53.920 --> 01:09:57.520
<v Speaker 1>She hummed to herself merrily as we went, and cursed

991
01:09:57.560 --> 01:10:02.239
<v Speaker 1>loudly whenever she bumped into something. She was frequently threatening trees.

992
01:10:03.439 --> 01:10:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but I love her. I love her so much.

993
01:10:06.039 --> 01:10:09.520
<v Speaker 1>What a little weirdo. I am into it, low key,

994
01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:14.760
<v Speaker 1>just keep her around. At first, I was very much like,

995
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:18.520
<v Speaker 1>oh boy, where's this going? And he has managed to

996
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:22.800
<v Speaker 1>turn her into somebody that is just a really fun,

997
01:10:23.159 --> 01:10:33.600
<v Speaker 1>strange little companion. And oh right, at this point, we

998
01:10:33.720 --> 01:10:40.640
<v Speaker 1>have a lightning strike and I love this, Samantha. I'm

999
01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:45.159
<v Speaker 1>on it. I'll kill him, Samantha said, rolling off weight.

1000
01:10:45.319 --> 01:10:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I hissed, but she was already gone. I was about

1001
01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:51.000
<v Speaker 1>to grab her, but hesitated. The whole plan was to

1002
01:10:51.119 --> 01:10:56.520
<v Speaker 1>use her as a distraction anyway, So she just rolls

1003
01:10:56.560 --> 01:11:07.720
<v Speaker 1>off and just yells yoho, who's shooting? Oh god, So

1004
01:11:07.840 --> 01:11:11.279
<v Speaker 1>it's Signet and some of her people and they have

1005
01:11:11.399 --> 01:11:16.920
<v Speaker 1>caught another hunter. And it just ends with Samantha catterwauling

1006
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:21.239
<v Speaker 1>because she got stuck and Carl going all right, come on,

1007
01:11:21.800 --> 01:11:25.840
<v Speaker 1>and that's the end of the chapter. So I am

1008
01:11:25.920 --> 01:11:28.600
<v Speaker 1>so overtime, I have to wrap. But yeah, this is

1009
01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:31.920
<v Speaker 1>a fun little section, full of surprises, full of surprises.

1010
01:11:32.359 --> 01:11:35.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a really, really good time. I'm enjoying this

1011
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:37.720
<v Speaker 1>book so much more than the last one. And it

1012
01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:39.760
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like the last one was terrible. It was just like,

1013
01:11:40.119 --> 01:11:42.479
<v Speaker 1>for me, a bit of a lull when I had

1014
01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:45.720
<v Speaker 1>been enjoying the first three and this one has gone

1015
01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:48.960
<v Speaker 1>right back up again. So yeah, thumbs up so far.

1016
01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:54.039
<v Speaker 1>All right, everybody, I'll see you next week. Until then,

1017
01:11:54.439 --> 01:12:27.039
<v Speaker 1>to the loo, motherfuckers. That was an unspoiled network
