Speaker 1: Email, it says, Dave, you've done it again. Thanks to
Speaker 1: hearing you go on and on about your towel warmer.
Speaker 1: I decided it was time and I checked it out.
Speaker 1: So I went down to JC Penny lo and behold,
Speaker 1: they were fifty percent off. So I scooped one up
Speaker 1: and I brought it home. I'm not sure it's I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's not nearly as nice as the one you
Speaker 1: have over at the McMansion haha, But I don't know
Speaker 1: how we'll ever dry off again with a cold towel
Speaker 1: after my nice hot shower. Thanks for the recommendation. I've
Speaker 1: been talking about this for years. It's the size of
Speaker 1: a small like, you know, a medium sized trash can,
Speaker 1: and it sits on your bathroom floor, plugs into the wall.
Speaker 1: You would take your towel, you drape it in there.
Speaker 1: You can't stuff it because if you stuff it, it
Speaker 1: won't warm up the whole towel, So you can gently
Speaker 1: drape it in there, close the lid, take a shower.
Speaker 1: By the time you get out, it's toasty oosty warm.
Speaker 1: Toasts one toastyosty warm. And if you don't if you
Speaker 1: if you take a shower without it, you it's like
Speaker 1: eating cold food.
Speaker 2: Would you say you use it every time?
Speaker 1: You take that? Every single time?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: If unless I'm taking like a quick rents off shower.
Speaker 1: I went to Snap yesterday and it was really sweaty
Speaker 1: before Ukulele Club. I was only in there for like
Speaker 1: two minutes, so I didn't have time to warm the
Speaker 1: towel up. But yeah, that is. I'm making a list,
Speaker 1: and here's what my list. I'm gonna make a video
Speaker 1: of my you know Opraen did her favorite things yep,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put my towel warmer, my in motion stepper, yes,
Speaker 1: Snap Fitness, Thunderbird aviation, probably a ukulele, my smoker, yes,
Speaker 1: my box balling little ball that you know, the little red.
Speaker 2: Hoon all times? Have you used that since?
Speaker 1: Enough enough? Yeah? No, I've used it more than that.
Speaker 1: And there might be a couple of other things there.
Speaker 3: So I needed you to add some more to that
Speaker 3: lost because I'm struggling with you this year that you
Speaker 3: don't have but you have all those things, so you're
Speaker 3: recommended on because you would recommend them.
Speaker 1: A realistic love doll, because I've got one that's like
Speaker 1: inflatable and it's like it's okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's not well, her mouth is always open.
Speaker 2: She's always.
Speaker 3: I think most of the dolls usually are like that.
Speaker 3: Do you want like brunette blonde? What are we thinking?
Speaker 1: Redhead? Yeah, Kirby, Kirby has good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kirby redhead. Okay, that's gonna cost extra. I feel
Speaker 3: like see.
Speaker 1: Because the one I've got now, it's like it's got
Speaker 1: a thatch of hair on there that looks like doll hair.
Speaker 1: Should I stop this charade?
Speaker 3: Because where's the hair?
Speaker 1: Our pit hair? All right, let's move on. Thank you, Jen,
Speaker 1: Seriously check that out for for a gift for yourself.
Speaker 1: It is wonderful. Okay, hello friends, says Lexi needed to
Speaker 1: point out an amazing moment from the show today. During
Speaker 1: the Daily Bailey Dave read at text from someone that
Speaker 1: said they can't really swim, but they are really good
Speaker 1: at doggie style. Is in doggie paddle? Dave reddit didn't
Speaker 1: even realize what he said. Meanwhile, on the webcam, Bailey
Speaker 1: immediately wanted to laugh and looked over at Jenny. Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Moment I didn't even notice.
Speaker 3: Was like, to be fair, you were just reading a text,
Speaker 3: so you read exactly what the text said. He didn't,
Speaker 3: Dave didn't misspeak, hext, but like, I've done the same
Speaker 3: thing that you did.
Speaker 1: David was reading the text.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right after I said that, Trip texted me saying
Speaker 2: he'll teach me doggy style. So that's really nice to swim.
Speaker 1: That's the gift. I also cannot swim. I've always been
Speaker 1: too embarrassed to take lessons as an adult. I want
Speaker 1: to learn, though, because I feel like swimming would be
Speaker 1: a type of exercise that I would actually enjoy. I
Speaker 1: appreciated that topic today. That's all I have for now
Speaker 1: to Lexi.
Speaker 2: Thanks Lexi. I felt the same way where I think
Speaker 2: like if I took swimming lessons knew how to swim,
Speaker 2: then I could go to a gym and do laps
Speaker 2: and that's like good for your you know body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is good, And I the joy of swimming.
Speaker 3: You don't get really sweaty, but I get hot and
Speaker 3: sweaty when I work out. Yeah, the joy of swimming
Speaker 3: is you're getting like a crazy good workout in, but
Speaker 3: like the pool keeps you cool down, so you get
Speaker 3: done and you kind of don't feel like you worked out,
Speaker 3: but you did so you're not like sweaty and hot.
Speaker 3: You're obviously dripping west.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But and you're hot because you're what you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like what a babe?
Speaker 1: Alison writes in she says, Hello, favorite morning show radio crew. First,
Speaker 1: I want to address Dave and let you know that
Speaker 1: every time you do an impression of your boss Rich,
Speaker 1: I picture Hank from King of the Hill. It's like
Speaker 1: you turn Rich into some Southern man that will always
Speaker 1: make me chuckle. Any reason you do that voice? Well,
Speaker 1: he's got a tiny bit of a Southern accent, not
Speaker 1: much of one.
Speaker 3: Well, he's from the East Coast, so does but he lived.
Speaker 1: In Nashville for a while and I think he picked
Speaker 1: up a little bit. It's just kind of always there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So as I get that song off a radio station
Speaker 1: and I exaggerated quite a bit. Second, you guys were
Speaker 1: talking about bitch you've done, and I would love it
Speaker 1: if you would do a drunk slow mo again sometime soon.
Speaker 1: They'll always make me laugh almost to tears. Lastly, fuck
Speaker 1: Mary killo. So what does that mean? I know what
Speaker 1: it means, But are they asking us to do a
Speaker 1: fuck Mary kill?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess they give you three options. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well here it is, okay, fried rice, cream cheese wantons,
Speaker 1: and egg roll. Oh okay, she says personally, I would
Speaker 1: marry cream cheese wantons, fuck egg rolls and kill fried rice.
Speaker 1: That's all for now, love y'all, Allison, I'm.
Speaker 3: The same as her. I'll just go right away and
Speaker 3: say I'm the exact same as her.
Speaker 2: Really, see, I would marry an egg roll, I would
Speaker 2: fuck a cream cheese wanton, and I would kill fried rice.
Speaker 2: So I would just switch those the two marrying.
Speaker 1: Fuck. I don't really understand the concept to be honest
Speaker 1: when you apply it to food.
Speaker 2: Oh well, she.
Speaker 3: Was just like the same, like who do you want
Speaker 3: to have a longer term relationship with? Yeast to a
Speaker 3: relationship with, and who do you just not want in
Speaker 3: your life?
Speaker 1: Cream cheese wantons would be kill fried rice. I could
Speaker 1: probably marry I don't know, edie egg roll.
Speaker 2: That's got like some nutrition in there. That's why I
Speaker 2: would marry it. Solid cream cheese wanton. It's got fuck
Speaker 2: boy energy, cream cheese wanton fuck energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will throw in a little sidebar that now
Speaker 1: at Bennie Hannah, one of our favorite restaurants. You if
Speaker 1: you go they offer you white rice. Don't get white
Speaker 1: rice unless that's what you want. Get fried rice. That's
Speaker 1: so much better. Then you pour your shrimp sauce on top.
Speaker 1: But now they ask you what protein you want in
Speaker 1: your fried rice, and they up charge you for it.
Speaker 1: So at least at the one over here in Golden
Speaker 1: Valley from what I've heard, so definitely get the chicken
Speaker 1: put in your fried rice.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had spam fried rice?
Speaker 1: I have. I've made spam bam with.
Speaker 2: Like a pineapple in it. Ah, so good.
Speaker 1: I would try that. I have. Definitely I like spam.
Speaker 1: You like spam too, Sam Spam is really good. I'll
Speaker 1: give you one other thing. Target in Chaska doesn't answer
Speaker 1: the phone, and I'll tell you the story. And I
Speaker 1: didn't want to say this on the air and slam Target,
Speaker 1: but I'll say it here in the Minnesota goodbye, because
Speaker 1: we love Target. Whatever. But my wife lost her wall
Speaker 1: at yesterday, and this is the second time this has
Speaker 1: happened in a few months, and I'm starting to worry
Speaker 1: about the girl a little bit. But she doesn't usually
Speaker 1: care purse. She carries her wallet. So she gets home
Speaker 1: she realizes, I don't have my wallet she'd been to
Speaker 1: Eden Prairie Center. She'd been to Men's Warehouse to buy
Speaker 1: a gift card for Chase, and she had gone I
Speaker 1: think to the post office and she went to Target,
Speaker 1: and she went different places and she's calling around and
Speaker 1: she calls the Chaska Target. Nobody answers their phone there,
Speaker 1: and it was really weird. It's like Target, you would
Speaker 1: think there'd be like a main number, Hello, Target, Chaska.
Speaker 1: Nobody answered their phone. And she was in a panic
Speaker 1: because she's like, everything is in that wallet, everything, her
Speaker 1: id all of our credit cards, which means we got
Speaker 1: to replace everything from the best Buy credit card to
Speaker 1: the Southwest visa. We got to replace everything. Just a nightmare.
Speaker 1: And then Shields called. She had gone into Shiels and
Speaker 1: I don't know what she bought, but she left her
Speaker 1: wallet on the counter and they called and they said, hey,
Speaker 1: we found your credit card.
Speaker 2: How did they get her numbers?
Speaker 1: You know, that's a good question. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably just looked it up, like went online and found
Speaker 3: it's possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or card and that could be maybe she has
Speaker 1: a Shills card. I'm not sure, but they did find
Speaker 1: her and so Carson went by and picked it up.
Speaker 1: But they were so kind at eden Prairie Center because
Speaker 1: she called the Eden Prie Center security office and she said, oh,
Speaker 1: I was parked in the north lot blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And they went out and they looked all over and
Speaker 1: they said they were so kind. Shout out Eaten Prairie
Speaker 1: Center because they went out and they looked for her wallet.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And she was so upset. And I could understand because
Speaker 1: think of all the leg work you got to do
Speaker 1: when you lose everything like that. And I said, most
Speaker 1: people are kind. Most people will find your wallet and
Speaker 1: they'll turn it in. Yeah, sure, they'd love the fifty
Speaker 1: three dollars that's in your wallet. Most people are not
Speaker 1: going to commit credit card fraud and use your credit cards.
Speaker 1: Sure there are people who will, but I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: Everybody listening to this show right now. I can't guarantee you,
Speaker 1: but I would assume that anybody's listening to this show,
Speaker 1: you're going to turn in a wallet. Anybody any of
Speaker 1: us found a wallet, none of us would use the
Speaker 1: credit cards because that's illegal.
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, I always liked when I worked in retail.
Speaker 2: I've worked in retail a long time, and we would
Speaker 2: find like missing wallets and whatever. That was always the
Speaker 2: best because then you had to bring it to Lost
Speaker 2: and Found, so you got to stop working and like
Speaker 2: walk slowly to Lost and Found to give the wallet
Speaker 2: to somebody. It was just like the greatest break in
Speaker 2: your day because someone lost their wallet and then you
Speaker 2: would find the person, they would find their wallet, and
Speaker 2: then they would be so thrilled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so happy exactly. Oh she was so relieved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got home from I think I got home from
Speaker 1: ukulele club. No, I got home from Snap last night.
Speaker 1: And she's like, guess what they found that it shields.
Speaker 3: I did the same thing as Susan, though. I left
Speaker 3: my wallet in the Costco cart like a It was
Speaker 3: the week you were off Dave for Thanksgiving, and I
Speaker 3: was juggling like a lot with you being off and
Speaker 3: some Christmas wish stuff, and Bailey knew, like my brain
Speaker 3: was just like I scrambled ex yes, because then I
Speaker 3: also couldn't find my key cart anywhere. And Bailly was like,
Speaker 3: you need to go home and just like sit for
Speaker 3: a little bit and stop like looking at Christmas wish
Speaker 3: submissions and all this stuff. Because I would never just
Speaker 3: leave my wallet in a cart and I was so
Speaker 3: lucky because I went to the Costco Gas that's right
Speaker 3: down the road, and immediately realized my wallet was gone,
Speaker 3: So I knew I had to have just left it.
Speaker 3: And I got back, saw it in the cart, still
Speaker 3: in the cart car. Oh, and got it back within
Speaker 3: like five minutes of leaving it there, luckily, Thank goodness.
Speaker 1: I remember one time, many years ago, Julie and I
Speaker 1: flew to Colorado Springs and she sat her she lost
Speaker 1: her purse. She lost her purse, and we at the airport,
Speaker 1: we get out to the car, We're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: where's your purse. Where's your purse? Where's your purse? We
Speaker 1: go back inside. She had set it on a table
Speaker 1: by baggage claim and nobody touched it. Wow, And that
Speaker 1: was kind of impressive because you would think that somebody
Speaker 1: would either steal it or somebody would pick it up
Speaker 1: and go, oh, somebody lost a purse. Yeah, it's sat
Speaker 1: there for probably fifteen minutes and nobody touched it.
Speaker 2: Missed the looked in place.
Speaker 1: Next one, Heather says, first of all, love you guys,
Speaker 1: been listening for more than twenty years. First time writer.
Speaker 1: I am gonna send you a staff writer Sticker, So
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm going to add to this segment. There
Speaker 1: I said it, Christmas cookies are overrated. There I said it.
Speaker 1: I agree. Now let me explain. I am a sweet
Speaker 1: lover and a cookie lover. So that's so. It's not
Speaker 1: that the problem is my mother in law makes all
Speaker 1: these traditional cookies that are just not that good. She
Speaker 1: makes them and then literally package them up and mails
Speaker 1: them to people's homes. Then the cookies get cold and
Speaker 1: frozen and get even worse. For example, sprits cookies not
Speaker 1: that good, even worse when you mail them in freezing
Speaker 1: cold temperatures. Sugar cookies she makes them thin and crunchy,
Speaker 1: not good. I love the peanut butter blossoms, which I
Speaker 1: make delicious, but again when she makes them and mails them,
Speaker 1: they get hard and not very good tasting. What are
Speaker 1: your thoughts? Also, my mother in law refuses to change
Speaker 1: any of cookie recipes or add any new cookie recipes.
Speaker 1: Hashtag I love my in laws, Love you guys. Heather
Speaker 1: thoughts on Christmas cookies anybody.
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily care for Christmas cookies. There's a big
Speaker 2: event at Disney World every year. It's like the Mickey
Speaker 2: mouse very merry Christmas party, and it's just like a
Speaker 2: special event that they do at night time at Disney World,
Speaker 2: and you go to these different stops and they have
Speaker 2: Christmas cookies, and you eat so many Christmas cookies at
Speaker 2: all these different stops, and all they have is eggnog
Speaker 2: and hot cocoa and then cookies. You get so sick
Speaker 2: eating stupid cookies. I want candy, Give me candy. I
Speaker 2: don't want these dang cookies. Get out of here. I
Speaker 2: don't like cookies. I don't care for them.
Speaker 3: I think I'm biased towards my family's Christmas cookies because
Speaker 3: my mom is such a good baker, and I think
Speaker 3: I get a lot of my baking skills from her,
Speaker 3: so I really love her Christmas cookies. I will almost
Speaker 3: like never eat anyone else's, Like if there was a
Speaker 3: plate of cookies in the kitchen right now of Christmas cookies,
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't go eat them because I just think that
Speaker 3: my mom does such a good job. And I just
Speaker 3: made the cutout cookies that she makes every year for
Speaker 3: the first time, and I can already tell that like
Speaker 3: they're all right, but I have some work to do
Speaker 3: to like get a better yeah, I think it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of an appealing to see, like, you know, a
Speaker 1: Christmas tree shaped vanilla regular butter cookie whatever it is,
Speaker 1: with the icing and some sprinkles on there. I could
Speaker 1: look at those and be like, mmm, I'll pass. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I have an old coworker that I used to work
Speaker 2: at Mill City Museum and he would do the Star
Speaker 2: Tribune holiday cookie contest and make all of those cookies.
Speaker 2: And he still does it. He does like a cookie
Speaker 2: party every year. So he just makes all of the
Speaker 2: Star Tribune cookies and then invites a butt ton of
Speaker 2: people over to just eat them. And that's fun because
Speaker 2: that's like an event. Yeah, and it's brand new cookies,
Speaker 2: like every single year that he just is like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll make all of these because they like publish the
Speaker 2: recipes of all these winning cookies and that's fun. But like,
Speaker 2: if I just have to eat cookies all the time,
Speaker 2: I hate I don't eat them either. If they were
Speaker 2: sitting in the breakroom pass.
Speaker 1: Does anybody remember speaking of the Star Tribune they used
Speaker 1: to put and maybe they still do. I don't get
Speaker 1: Star Tribune anymore and we haven't for years, but every
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving they used to put a large turkey to color
Speaker 1: on one of the pages. Oh yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: would send in your kid's colored turkey and the contest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Alison did that a few times. This is twenty
Speaker 1: five ish years ago, when she's probably seven. Does any
Speaker 1: you remember that?
Speaker 2: But I remember exactly because I feel like we would
Speaker 2: do it in class, like in elementary school. And I
Speaker 2: think it's still a thing, or it says. I mean,
Speaker 2: I just googled it and it is it's still a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeap, she seems like it is. Last email. You know
Speaker 1: what's on my brain a lot? How randomly that study
Speaker 1: rolls around that beards are absolutely disgusting? Are guys really
Speaker 1: not washing their beards? My husband has a decently long beard,
Speaker 1: sometimes really long, sometimes not. Every day after work he shampoos,
Speaker 1: conditions and combs through it. Sometimes he even straightens it
Speaker 1: so it doesn't get all tangled. I I bought him
Speaker 1: his own straightener. Even he does constructions, so his beard
Speaker 1: and hair gets really gross, so he likes to keep
Speaker 1: it nice. But do other guys really not wash their beards?
Speaker 1: Otherwise you think it's just as dirty as hair, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It bothers me here's a picture of
Speaker 1: my family featuring my husband's lovely groomed beard. That is Hannah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a sizeable beard. I'd say the longest parts
Speaker 1: probably three inches long. And he washes it every day.
Speaker 1: Lovely little family, you got beautiful little children. Andrew's got
Speaker 1: a beard.
Speaker 3: He does. I don't really know what he does for
Speaker 3: maintenance on that, but I don't think it smells. I
Speaker 3: tell him when he smells like, you know, he hasn't
Speaker 3: showered for the day, and so I can smell the
Speaker 3: bo when I curl up next to him at night
Speaker 3: and stuff. So, but the beard never smells.
Speaker 1: I would think that if you get in the shower
Speaker 1: and wash your hair, he probably wash around the beard too.
Speaker 2: WashU is there like beard champion?
Speaker 1: I would?
Speaker 2: I know there's like beard wax. And I think like
Speaker 2: a nicely groomed beard looks so nice versus like a
Speaker 2: scraggly ass And ask one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of like scraggly, long,
Speaker 1: gross beards. What do you wash your face with? And
Speaker 1: the reason I ask is because for years I just
Speaker 1: use the bar of soap to wash my face and
Speaker 1: now I use loreal for men and it's like a
Speaker 1: chalk charcoal based cleanser that supposedly cleans out all your pores.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Wash is away dead skin. What do
Speaker 1: you use to wash your face in.
Speaker 3: The morning, miss Shower, I just use a washcloth and
Speaker 3: a bar of soap like on the washcloth. But I
Speaker 3: do a face routine in the morning and night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I think that's like my face routine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I use like a a I double cleanse my face.
Speaker 2: So I use regular cleanser like from Trader Joe's or something,
Speaker 2: and then I use a fancy like cream cleanser and
Speaker 2: that's good for your skin, to double cleanse your face.
Speaker 1: Well, and that's going to wrap it up for the
Speaker 1: Minnesota goodbye. Thank you for all the emails. We appreciate
Speaker 1: that and we will see you tomorrow in the Minnesota.
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