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<v Speaker 1>Email, it says, Dave, you've done it again. Thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>hearing you go on and on about your towel warmer.

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<v Speaker 1>I decided it was time and I checked it out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went down to JC Penny lo and behold,

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<v Speaker 1>they were fifty percent off. So I scooped one up

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<v Speaker 1>and I brought it home. I'm not sure it's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure it's not nearly as nice as the one you

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<v Speaker 1>have over at the McMansion haha, But I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how we'll ever dry off again with a cold towel

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<v Speaker 1>after my nice hot shower. Thanks for the recommendation. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been talking about this for years. It's the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a small like, you know, a medium sized trash can,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sits on your bathroom floor, plugs into the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>You would take your towel, you drape it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't stuff it because if you stuff it, it

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<v Speaker 1>won't warm up the whole towel, So you can gently

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<v Speaker 1>drape it in there, close the lid, take a shower.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time you get out, it's toasty oosty warm.

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<v Speaker 1>Toasts one toastyosty warm. And if you don't if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you take a shower without it, you it's like

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<v Speaker 1>eating cold food.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say you use it every time?

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<v Speaker 1>You take that? Every single time?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>If unless I'm taking like a quick rents off shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Snap yesterday and it was really sweaty

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<v Speaker 1>before Ukulele Club. I was only in there for like

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes, so I didn't have time to warm the

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<v Speaker 1>towel up. But yeah, that is. I'm making a list,

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<v Speaker 1>and here's what my list. I'm gonna make a video

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<v Speaker 1>of my you know Opraen did her favorite things yep,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna put my towel warmer, my in motion stepper, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Snap Fitness, Thunderbird aviation, probably a ukulele, my smoker, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my box balling little ball that you know, the little red.

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<v Speaker 2>Hoon all times? Have you used that since?

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<v Speaker 1>Enough enough? Yeah? No, I've used it more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>And there might be a couple of other things there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I needed you to add some more to that

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<v Speaker 3>lost because I'm struggling with you this year that you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have but you have all those things, so you're

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<v Speaker 3>recommended on because you would recommend them.

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<v Speaker 1>A realistic love doll, because I've got one that's like

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<v Speaker 1>inflatable and it's like it's okay, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not well, her mouth is always open.

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<v Speaker 2>She's always.

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<v Speaker 3>I think most of the dolls usually are like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want like brunette blonde? What are we thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Redhead? Yeah, Kirby, Kirby has good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kirby redhead. Okay, that's gonna cost extra. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like see.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the one I've got now, it's like it's got

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<v Speaker 1>a thatch of hair on there that looks like doll hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I stop this charade?

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<v Speaker 3>Because where's the hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Our pit hair? All right, let's move on. Thank you, Jen,

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously check that out for for a gift for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>It is wonderful. Okay, hello friends, says Lexi needed to

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<v Speaker 1>point out an amazing moment from the show today. During

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<v Speaker 1>the Daily Bailey Dave read at text from someone that

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<v Speaker 1>said they can't really swim, but they are really good

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<v Speaker 1>at doggie style. Is in doggie paddle? Dave reddit didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even realize what he said. Meanwhile, on the webcam, Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>immediately wanted to laugh and looked over at Jenny. Hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment I didn't even notice.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, to be fair, you were just reading a text,

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<v Speaker 3>so you read exactly what the text said. He didn't,

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<v Speaker 3>Dave didn't misspeak, hext, but like, I've done the same

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<v Speaker 3>thing that you did.

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<v Speaker 1>David was reading the text.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right after I said that, Trip texted me saying

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<v Speaker 2>he'll teach me doggy style. So that's really nice to swim.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the gift. I also cannot swim. I've always been

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<v Speaker 1>too embarrassed to take lessons as an adult. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to learn, though, because I feel like swimming would be

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<v Speaker 1>a type of exercise that I would actually enjoy. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciated that topic today. That's all I have for now

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<v Speaker 1>to Lexi.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Lexi. I felt the same way where I think

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<v Speaker 2>like if I took swimming lessons knew how to swim,

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<v Speaker 2>then I could go to a gym and do laps

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<v Speaker 2>and that's like good for your you know body.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is good, And I the joy of swimming.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't get really sweaty, but I get hot and

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<v Speaker 3>sweaty when I work out. Yeah, the joy of swimming

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<v Speaker 3>is you're getting like a crazy good workout in, but

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<v Speaker 3>like the pool keeps you cool down, so you get

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<v Speaker 3>done and you kind of don't feel like you worked out,

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<v Speaker 3>but you did so you're not like sweaty and hot.

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<v Speaker 3>You're obviously dripping west.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But and you're hot because you're what you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like what a babe?

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<v Speaker 1>Alison writes in she says, Hello, favorite morning show radio crew. First,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to address Dave and let you know that

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<v Speaker 1>every time you do an impression of your boss Rich,

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<v Speaker 1>I picture Hank from King of the Hill. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>you turn Rich into some Southern man that will always

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<v Speaker 1>make me chuckle. Any reason you do that voice? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a tiny bit of a Southern accent, not

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<v Speaker 1>much of one.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's from the East Coast, so does but he lived.

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<v Speaker 1>In Nashville for a while and I think he picked

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit. It's just kind of always there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So as I get that song off a radio station

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<v Speaker 1>and I exaggerated quite a bit. Second, you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about bitch you've done, and I would love it

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<v Speaker 1>if you would do a drunk slow mo again sometime soon.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll always make me laugh almost to tears. Lastly, fuck

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<v Speaker 1>Mary killo. So what does that mean? I know what

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<v Speaker 1>it means, But are they asking us to do a

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<v Speaker 1>fuck Mary kill?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they give you three options. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well here it is, okay, fried rice, cream cheese wantons,

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<v Speaker 1>and egg roll. Oh okay, she says personally, I would

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<v Speaker 1>marry cream cheese wantons, fuck egg rolls and kill fried rice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all for now, love y'all, Allison, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>The same as her. I'll just go right away and

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<v Speaker 3>say I'm the exact same as her.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, see, I would marry an egg roll, I would

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<v Speaker 2>fuck a cream cheese wanton, and I would kill fried rice.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would just switch those the two marrying.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck. I don't really understand the concept to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>when you apply it to food.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just like the same, like who do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to have a longer term relationship with? Yeast to a

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<v Speaker 3>relationship with, and who do you just not want in

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<v Speaker 3>your life?

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<v Speaker 1>Cream cheese wantons would be kill fried rice. I could

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<v Speaker 1>probably marry I don't know, edie egg roll.

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<v Speaker 2>That's got like some nutrition in there. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>would marry it. Solid cream cheese wanton. It's got fuck

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<v Speaker 2>boy energy, cream cheese wanton fuck energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will throw in a little sidebar that now

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<v Speaker 1>at Bennie Hannah, one of our favorite restaurants. You if

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<v Speaker 1>you go they offer you white rice. Don't get white

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<v Speaker 1>rice unless that's what you want. Get fried rice. That's

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<v Speaker 1>so much better. Then you pour your shrimp sauce on top.

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<v Speaker 1>But now they ask you what protein you want in

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<v Speaker 1>your fried rice, and they up charge you for it.

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<v Speaker 1>So at least at the one over here in Golden

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<v Speaker 1>Valley from what I've heard, so definitely get the chicken

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<v Speaker 1>put in your fried rice.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had spam fried rice?

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I've made spam bam with.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a pineapple in it. Ah, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I would try that. I have. Definitely I like spam.

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<v Speaker 1>You like spam too, Sam Spam is really good. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you one other thing. Target in Chaska doesn't answer

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, and I'll tell you the story. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to say this on the air and slam Target,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll say it here in the Minnesota goodbye, because

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<v Speaker 1>we love Target. Whatever. But my wife lost her wall

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<v Speaker 1>at yesterday, and this is the second time this has

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<v Speaker 1>happened in a few months, and I'm starting to worry

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl a little bit. But she doesn't usually

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<v Speaker 1>care purse. She carries her wallet. So she gets home

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<v Speaker 1>she realizes, I don't have my wallet she'd been to

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<v Speaker 1>Eden Prairie Center. She'd been to Men's Warehouse to buy

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<v Speaker 1>a gift card for Chase, and she had gone I

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<v Speaker 1>think to the post office and she went to Target,

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<v Speaker 1>and she went different places and she's calling around and

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<v Speaker 1>she calls the Chaska Target. Nobody answers their phone there,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was really weird. It's like Target, you would

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<v Speaker 1>think there'd be like a main number, Hello, Target, Chaska.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody answered their phone. And she was in a panic

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<v Speaker 1>because she's like, everything is in that wallet, everything, her

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<v Speaker 1>id all of our credit cards, which means we got

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<v Speaker 1>to replace everything from the best Buy credit card to

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<v Speaker 1>the Southwest visa. We got to replace everything. Just a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Shields called. She had gone into Shiels and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she bought, but she left her

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<v Speaker 1>wallet on the counter and they called and they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we found your credit card.

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<v Speaker 2>How did they get her numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's a good question. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably just looked it up, like went online and found

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<v Speaker 3>it's possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or card and that could be maybe she has

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<v Speaker 1>a Shills card. I'm not sure, but they did find

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<v Speaker 1>her and so Carson went by and picked it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were so kind at eden Prairie Center because

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<v Speaker 1>she called the Eden Prie Center security office and she said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was parked in the north lot blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they went out and they looked all over and

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<v Speaker 1>they said they were so kind. Shout out Eaten Prairie

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<v Speaker 1>Center because they went out and they looked for her wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was so upset. And I could understand because

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<v Speaker 1>think of all the leg work you got to do

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<v Speaker 1>when you lose everything like that. And I said, most

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<v Speaker 1>people are kind. Most people will find your wallet and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll turn it in. Yeah, sure, they'd love the fifty

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<v Speaker 1>three dollars that's in your wallet. Most people are not

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<v Speaker 1>going to commit credit card fraud and use your credit cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure there are people who will, but I guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody listening to this show right now. I can't guarantee you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would assume that anybody's listening to this show,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to turn in a wallet. Anybody any of

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<v Speaker 1>us found a wallet, none of us would use the

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<v Speaker 1>credit cards because that's illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Yeah, I always liked when I worked in retail.

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<v Speaker 2>I've worked in retail a long time, and we would

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<v Speaker 2>find like missing wallets and whatever. That was always the

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<v Speaker 2>best because then you had to bring it to Lost

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<v Speaker 2>and Found, so you got to stop working and like

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<v Speaker 2>walk slowly to Lost and Found to give the wallet

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<v Speaker 2>to somebody. It was just like the greatest break in

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<v Speaker 2>your day because someone lost their wallet and then you

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<v Speaker 2>would find the person, they would find their wallet, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they would be so thrilled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so happy exactly. Oh she was so relieved. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, guess what they found that it shields.

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<v Speaker 3>I did the same thing as Susan, though. I left

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<v Speaker 3>my wallet in the Costco cart like a It was

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<v Speaker 3>the week you were off Dave for Thanksgiving, and I

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<v Speaker 3>some Christmas wish stuff, and Bailey knew, like my brain

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<v Speaker 3>also couldn't find my key cart anywhere. And Bailly was like,

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<v Speaker 3>submissions and all this stuff. Because I would never just

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<v Speaker 3>lucky because I went to the Costco Gas that's right

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<v Speaker 3>And I got back, saw it in the cart, still

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<v Speaker 3>in the cart car. Oh, and got it back within

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<v Speaker 3>like five minutes of leaving it there, luckily, Thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember one time, many years ago, Julie and I

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<v Speaker 1>her purse. She lost her purse, and we at the airport,

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<v Speaker 1>we get out to the car, We're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>by baggage claim and nobody touched it. Wow, And that

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<v Speaker 1>and go, oh, somebody lost a purse. Yeah, it's sat

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<v Speaker 1>there for probably fifteen minutes and nobody touched it.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, Heather says, first of all, love you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>been listening for more than twenty years. First time writer.

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I'm going to add to this segment. There

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<v Speaker 1>I said it, Christmas cookies are overrated. There I said it.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. Now let me explain. I am a sweet

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<v Speaker 1>that the problem is my mother in law makes all

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<v Speaker 1>these traditional cookies that are just not that good. She

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<v Speaker 1>makes them and then literally package them up and mails

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<v Speaker 1>them to people's homes. Then the cookies get cold and

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<v Speaker 1>frozen and get even worse. For example, sprits cookies not

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<v Speaker 1>that good, even worse when you mail them in freezing

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<v Speaker 1>cold temperatures. Sugar cookies she makes them thin and crunchy,

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<v Speaker 1>not good. I love the peanut butter blossoms, which I

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<v Speaker 1>make delicious, but again when she makes them and mails them,

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<v Speaker 1>they get hard and not very good tasting. What are

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts? Also, my mother in law refuses to change

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<v Speaker 1>any of cookie recipes or add any new cookie recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag I love my in laws, Love you guys. Heather

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts on Christmas cookies anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't necessarily care for Christmas cookies. There's a big

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<v Speaker 2>event at Disney World every year. It's like the Mickey

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<v Speaker 2>mouse very merry Christmas party, and it's just like a

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<v Speaker 2>special event that they do at night time at Disney World,

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<v Speaker 2>and you go to these different stops and they have

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas cookies, and you eat so many Christmas cookies at

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<v Speaker 2>all these different stops, and all they have is eggnog

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<v Speaker 2>and hot cocoa and then cookies. You get so sick

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<v Speaker 2>eating stupid cookies. I want candy, Give me candy. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want these dang cookies. Get out of here. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like cookies. I don't care for them.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm biased towards my family's Christmas cookies because

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<v Speaker 3>my mom is such a good baker, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>I get a lot of my baking skills from her,

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<v Speaker 3>so I really love her Christmas cookies. I will almost

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<v Speaker 3>like never eat anyone else's, Like if there was a

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<v Speaker 3>plate of cookies in the kitchen right now of Christmas cookies,

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<v Speaker 3>probably wouldn't go eat them because I just think that

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<v Speaker 3>my mom does such a good job. And I just

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<v Speaker 3>made the cutout cookies that she makes every year for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time, and I can already tell that like

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<v Speaker 3>they're all right, but I have some work to do

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<v Speaker 3>to like get a better yeah, I think it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of an appealing to see, like, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas tree shaped vanilla regular butter cookie whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>with the icing and some sprinkles on there. I could

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<v Speaker 1>look at those and be like, mmm, I'll pass. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I have an old coworker that I used to work

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<v Speaker 2>at Mill City Museum and he would do the Star

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<v Speaker 2>Tribune holiday cookie contest and make all of those cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>And he still does it. He does like a cookie

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<v Speaker 2>party every year. So he just makes all of the

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<v Speaker 2>Star Tribune cookies and then invites a butt ton of

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<v Speaker 2>people over to just eat them. And that's fun because

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<v Speaker 2>that's like an event. Yeah, and it's brand new cookies,

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<v Speaker 2>like every single year that he just is like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll make all of these because they like publish the

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<v Speaker 2>recipes of all these winning cookies and that's fun. But like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I just have to eat cookies all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>I hate I don't eat them either. If they were

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<v Speaker 1>Does anybody remember speaking of the Star Tribune they used

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<v Speaker 1>to put and maybe they still do. I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>Star Tribune anymore and we haven't for years, but every

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving they used to put a large turkey to color

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<v Speaker 1>on one of the pages. Oh yeah, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>would send in your kid's colored turkey and the contest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Alison did that a few times. This is twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five ish years ago, when she's probably seven. Does any

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>But I remember exactly because I feel like we would

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<v Speaker 2>do it in class, like in elementary school. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's still a thing, or it says. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I just googled it and it is it's still a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeap, she seems like it is. Last email. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's on my brain a lot? How randomly that study

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<v Speaker 1>rolls around that beards are absolutely disgusting? Are guys really

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<v Speaker 1>not washing their beards? My husband has a decently long beard,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes really long, sometimes not. Every day after work he shampoos,

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<v Speaker 1>conditions and combs through it. Sometimes he even straightens it

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't get all tangled. I I bought him

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<v Speaker 1>his own straightener. Even he does constructions, so his beard

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<v Speaker 1>and hair gets really gross, so he likes to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it nice. But do other guys really not wash their beards?

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you think it's just as dirty as hair, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It bothers me here's a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>my family featuring my husband's lovely groomed beard. That is Hannah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a sizeable beard. I'd say the longest parts

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<v Speaker 1>probably three inches long. And he washes it every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely little family, you got beautiful little children. Andrew's got

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<v Speaker 1>a beard.

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<v Speaker 3>He does. I don't really know what he does for

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<v Speaker 3>maintenance on that, but I don't think it smells. I

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<v Speaker 3>tell him when he smells like, you know, he hasn't

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<v Speaker 3>showered for the day, and so I can smell the

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<v Speaker 3>bo when I curl up next to him at night

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. So, but the beard never smells.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think that if you get in the shower

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<v Speaker 1>and wash your hair, he probably wash around the beard too.

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<v Speaker 2>WashU is there like beard champion?

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<v Speaker 1>I would?

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's like beard wax. And I think like

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<v Speaker 2>a nicely groomed beard looks so nice versus like a

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<v Speaker 2>scraggly ass And ask one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not a big fan of like scraggly, long,

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<v Speaker 1>gross beards. What do you wash your face with? And

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<v Speaker 1>the reason I ask is because for years I just

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<v Speaker 1>use the bar of soap to wash my face and

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<v Speaker 1>now I use loreal for men and it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>chalk charcoal based cleanser that supposedly cleans out all your pores.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah. Wash is away dead skin. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you use to wash your face in.

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<v Speaker 3>The morning, miss Shower, I just use a washcloth and

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<v Speaker 3>a bar of soap like on the washcloth. But I

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<v Speaker 3>do a face routine in the morning and night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so I think that's like my face routine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I use like a a I double cleanse my face.

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<v Speaker 2>So I use regular cleanser like from Trader Joe's or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I use a fancy like cream cleanser and

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<v Speaker 2>that's good for your skin, to double cleanse your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and that's going to wrap it up for the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota goodbye. Thank you for all the emails. We appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>that and we will see you tomorrow in the Minnesota.

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