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Speaker 8: Even though I look like I have maximum drip, it's
Speaker 8: with a heavy heart that I come to you guys today.
Speaker 8: And you know, when we have tough times like this,
Speaker 8: we're dealing with, you know, situations where we think it's
Speaker 8: merital bliss.
Speaker 3: We think.
Speaker 8: We think it's going the way that we hoped him
Speaker 8: prayed it would. And I mean, I'm gonna want to
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try to talk about it today. What's going on.
Speaker 8: Let me just say this before I get into it.
Speaker 8: I wrote, I wrote a poem, and I think this
Speaker 8: poem maybe expresses what's going on better than I could
Speaker 8: express it. Even though it's a poem that I wrote
Speaker 8: that I'm expressing of my expressions.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: I just look, we'll get into the drama and what's
Speaker 8: happening in a second. But let me read this first.
Speaker 8: It's a might not even be a poem. It might
Speaker 8: just be more like a public statement. Now, every day
Speaker 8: there's drama, and every day someone issues a public statement.
Speaker 10: Okay, I think I've already lost you. I think you're
Speaker 10: already go. I think I'm finally scared.
Speaker 8: Now you think I'm weak, and I think you're raw.
Speaker 8: I think you're already leaving out of the door. Itels
Speaker 8: like your hand is on the door, even though you
Speaker 8: already want the door. I thought this.
Speaker 10: Place was an empire, but now I'm relaxed. I can
Speaker 10: be sure. And I think you're so mean. But I'm
Speaker 10: the me man online. I think I could need this
Speaker 10: in my life. I think I'm scared. I think so much.
Speaker 8: A no song is a problem.
Speaker 10: If you're going.
Speaker 8: Many, it's time to come.
Speaker 11: Whoa.
Speaker 10: There's an awful lot of breathing hair, but I can
Speaker 10: hardly move cluster phibi h if you're gone yeah. Jillian
Speaker 10: Flynn book titles, Baby you need to come a hole.
Speaker 10: There's a little bit of something to me here and
Speaker 10: everything in you. The lyric made no damn sense. I
Speaker 10: bet you're hard to get over. I bet the room
Speaker 10: won't shine.
Speaker 8: The fuck does a room shining?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 8: How does a room shine? I forget it, I give up.
Speaker 8: I can't even express myself properly anymore. That's not it's
Speaker 8: not Rob Thomas's lyrics. I wrote that, and just like
Speaker 8: Eminem stole my bars, freaking Robert Thomas stole my poem.
Speaker 8: And you know, since he wants to turn it into
Speaker 8: a new hit song, I'm gonna sing it and claim
Speaker 8: it as my song. Maybe I don't need to call me.
Speaker 8: I want to see the rooms shining. Stupid ass lyrics.
Speaker 8: Ross Stewart says, discuss the Mandela effect. What the hell
Speaker 8: Mandela effect? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 8: I'm over here popping my collar. Man, I'm gonna tie
Speaker 8: for that conspiracy, bouch. I ain't got time for that conspiracy.
Speaker 10: If you'll go home, Cha Shaggards playing inner sand mayor heam.
Speaker 8: An Chase Haggards is for two dollars. We see you,
Speaker 8: We hear you sing your truth. Well, it would be
Speaker 8: nice if I could sing my truth. If Robert Thomas
Speaker 8: then it takes my lyrics. Ever since I can't remember,
Speaker 8: I've been popping my color. We got slow boy white
Speaker 8: Boar became a member for three months.
Speaker 3: What up.
Speaker 8: What a fool believes? On karaoke? Wo believes?
Speaker 10: Gotcha sing it for what is mable?
Speaker 8: I got away. By the way, I don't dislike Michael McDonald.
Speaker 8: I'm a huge fan of Michael mcdee. Once you hit
Speaker 8: boomer age, even though I despise and I'm not a boomer.
Speaker 8: Once you hit boomer age, okay, wait, let me phrase that,
Speaker 8: because I'm not a borger. Once you get in the
Speaker 8: vicinity of over the hill seeing the boomers over the.
Speaker 7: Hill, but the boom maron the hill sees the world
Speaker 7: spinning round and the eyes in his head give Israel
Speaker 7: millions of pounds.
Speaker 8: Once you hit middle age, We'll put it that way.
Speaker 8: Once you hit middle aged aged like a fine beef
Speaker 8: cured beef patty as steak and shakes. Once you hit
Speaker 8: middle aged, you start to like Michael McDonald. I mean,
Speaker 8: don't ask me what's going on. I don't know what
Speaker 8: it is. I remember my dad was always playing, uh
Speaker 8: playing boomer rock, boomer core, and it was always Michael
Speaker 8: McDonald rolling in the background on that machine with the
Speaker 8: big black thing that spends around whatever the hell that is.
Speaker 8: So people thought I was distant Michael McDonald. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: no no. I'm a I'm a mac d fan. In fact,
Speaker 8: I kind of drive Jamie crazy with acting doing all
Speaker 8: the mac d's around here. I'll just walk around the house. Goodness,
Speaker 8: the worst man, that's the one to taking it away.
Speaker 8: So I'm always mac dean around here. Let's get a
Speaker 8: little let's get a little funk going. I mean, I'm
Speaker 8: just not I'm not in the mood for the bush
Speaker 8: today because Rob Thomas has put out his number one
Speaker 8: single hit and stole my poetry. What do y'all think?
Speaker 8: I like this idea of a little bit of well
Speaker 8: that's too loud? Ship turn down? Uh huh? Whoa too loud?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 8: Got better. Of course the people on the twitters won't
Speaker 8: be able to hear it, but that's okay. Is that
Speaker 8: too loud? Y'all like that? A little bit of that vibe?
Speaker 4: Gun?
Speaker 8: Welcome everybody to the limit, hit like and share? So boy,
Speaker 8: Whiteboard says, I'm getting the goal started twenty dollars? What's up?
Speaker 8: Shout out? I like this idea of gold y'all can't
Speaker 8: hear the music? I just don't want to be too loud?
Speaker 8: How's up? I don't even know what this is, but
Speaker 8: Lucia Muscarella became a member. That's what their name right there,
Speaker 8: Lucia Mustard Rella. Let me get up a little bit
Speaker 8: of that Mustardrella on my beach. Alexander Ivan because a
Speaker 8: Chase Haggard shout out to Chase h hagger and check out.
Speaker 8: But go check out Chase Haggard's music. Everybody can be
Speaker 8: subscribed to. Shall say Haguard, to say his name and
Speaker 8: the proper fancy foreign pronunciation, shall say Higgard, shall say
Speaker 8: shall say burn it down from the Google.
Speaker 3: Video games.
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 8: Give me something smooth, dude. I gotta have some musical
Speaker 8: therapies because Robert Thomas stole my songs. Don't worry that
Speaker 8: we got other Japanese flavors for years. We also got
Speaker 8: some cringe cores. We got to catch up on cringe cores.
Speaker 8: Music is too loud? Okay, let's let me see. Is
Speaker 8: that better?
Speaker 3: Right there?
Speaker 8: Eb says it's too loud? Okay, we go.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 8: I don't know what it is. I don't know. Go
Speaker 8: look it up.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: What's on y'all's mining today? What are y'all thinking about.
Speaker 8: We got a lot of stuff I want to talk about.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm energized. I got my gender, choose for
Speaker 8: my beat us anger, my beat us demon. I'm ready to.
Speaker 3: Go at it.
Speaker 8: I'm ready for people to call in and set me straight.
Speaker 8: I want to be corrected. I want to be set
Speaker 8: on the path. I want to pop my collar. I'm
Speaker 8: ready to get to get coin paid. What else is
Speaker 8: going on? I'm in the seat, I'm in the driver's seat.
Speaker 8: I want to talk about the crypto stuff. I want
Speaker 8: to talk about the bill. I want to talk about
Speaker 8: people calling in open debates, goober tards, goofballs. I want
Speaker 8: it all today. I don't care about no XRP, no ZRP.
Speaker 8: What do you think about zerp, zerup coin. I don't
Speaker 8: care about no ZRP. Dude, you give me zerp, it's
Speaker 8: gonna immediately become bitcoin. Has that a little bit? It
Speaker 8: pulped it pubped dude, butt coin, pump ass coin, pump,
Speaker 8: just coin, pump, fart coin, pump all real coins. So what,
Speaker 8: Buddy dumps Dave Mustardane became a member. Jay You're been
Speaker 8: on fire lately?
Speaker 2: Shit?
Speaker 8: When was I not on fire?
Speaker 12: Sign?
Speaker 3: Shit?
Speaker 8: Where the hell have you been. I've been a burning
Speaker 8: eternal flame since twenty ten. Son, that's when I locked
Speaker 8: in cold Quest became a member for five months. He says,
Speaker 8: I'm you dog, but we had somebody buy a five
Speaker 8: hundred or two one hundred, one hundred and fifty Memberships's
Speaker 8: going crazy over here to know what's going on. I'm
Speaker 8: just gonna do it random. I'm in a wild ass move, man,
Speaker 8: don't blame me. What's up? Well, We're gonna be all
Speaker 8: all over the place. It's just gonna be random, a
Speaker 8: throw running ash of you.
Speaker 3: Uh, what's what's what's up?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So what in do? What to do?
Speaker 13: Is?
Speaker 11: So I had a question about bitcoin, I think, or
Speaker 11: not even a question, really kind of a sudden thought
Speaker 11: that I had. I think the only way for bitcoin
Speaker 11: to crash at this point would be for the the
Speaker 11: people who have the most staked It's all these like
Speaker 11: rich billionaires and like like you said, countries who are
Speaker 11: totally investing bitcoin for them.
Speaker 3: To screw themselves over, and that that, at least what
Speaker 3: it looks like to me, would be the only reason
Speaker 3: bitcoin would crash.
Speaker 8: I agree. And there's no incentive to dump bitcoin.
Speaker 3: Uh what exactly.
Speaker 8: That's people who think that the zillionaires are gonna dump
Speaker 8: it don't understand the value proposition, because what are you
Speaker 8: gonna dump it for? That's a superior investment that it
Speaker 8: doesn't make any sense. And then then the conspiracy turns
Speaker 8: into oh well, but what if all of them coordinated
Speaker 8: together to dump it? It's like, yeah, every all the
Speaker 8: rich people are going to coordinate to suddenly become brokies.
Speaker 11: Yeah, when they can't even coordinate on public policy, go
Speaker 11: to coinate on the damn dumping the big.
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, the best asset ever. Go, let's dump the
Speaker 8: best asset from garbage Bill Cubs on baseball cars.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think that's the easiest way to explain the boomers
Speaker 11: that it's not going to just crash.
Speaker 3: It is because you have you gotta person.
Speaker 11: I mean, you gotta show them, and it's pretty easy
Speaker 11: to show. I mean there's on record, uh, multi billionaires
Speaker 11: and countries that are back in the bitcoin, so there's there's.
Speaker 3: No way for it to crash.
Speaker 11: I don't know why people are so black pilling sposed
Speaker 11: to be big pilling here exactly.
Speaker 8: You heard me, and look right now, uh we popping off.
Speaker 8: We're going to one fifty. We're going to now we
Speaker 8: might get a correction. Shout out to Ash or agree
Speaker 8: with that assessment, we might correct back down to I
Speaker 8: don't even know. I mean, I don't even know if
Speaker 8: we're gonna have like seventy percent dumps anymore like we did.
Speaker 8: You know what I mean. My guess has been this
Speaker 8: entire time for this bull market and then some kind
Speaker 8: of pullback. Whether that's a massive jump back to seventy
Speaker 8: or whether the pullback is one hundred, I mean, I
Speaker 8: don't know, but it does seem like we hit a
Speaker 8: tipping point, and everybody does think the vibes of this
Speaker 8: market are different. I'll talk a little about this bill,
Speaker 8: but that's not going to be the main topic today
Speaker 8: because I know all of y'all get your feelings hurt.
Speaker 8: You get butt hurt when I start talking about bitcoin,
Speaker 8: and everybody just leaves. But I got even got good
Speaker 8: boomers asking me questions today about this. I don't really
Speaker 8: know what's going on with this bill. This is new
Speaker 8: to me. I know it's supposed to be the big
Speaker 8: crypto bill. Every week, this news changes. I don't even
Speaker 8: know what's going on. But let's see if we can
Speaker 8: make sense of it. It says captain crypto, you need
Speaker 8: to know the three bills. Okay. The Genius Act says
Speaker 8: this is stable coins. Everybody makes a big deal out
Speaker 8: of it. I don't think the stable coin stuff is
Speaker 8: a big deal. People think it's going to be a
Speaker 8: digital dollar. I don't think so. I mean, I guess
Speaker 8: it just depends, like it depends on if the dollar
Speaker 8: switches into a digital dollar ak stable coin, and then
Speaker 8: people are worried that might be the central bank digital currency.
Speaker 8: But supposedly Trump was saying, oh, I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 8: that there's nothing CBDC in here, which I mean, I
Speaker 8: don't know who knows, but I would say this is
Speaker 8: all overall just still bullish. I mean, but let's look
Speaker 8: and see if there's anything in here that seems malicious
Speaker 8: or marish. Regulatory oversight for stable coins? Is that what
Speaker 8: it was? Banking securities? Okay, whatever, This seems normal like
Speaker 8: bullish stuff to me. You're not ever going to have
Speaker 8: Bomer money pouring into a bitcoin from the from the
Speaker 8: bank level without this stuff, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 2: H mh.
Speaker 8: Big tech companies can't issue ship I don't even understand this.
Speaker 3: This is what.
Speaker 8: This is legal ease beyond me. You know, I know
Speaker 8: this ship, whether I'm almost going clarity acts. I guess
Speaker 8: this is about digital assets, whether they are commodities or securities.
Speaker 2: Or maybe not.
Speaker 8: You agree, I don't know. I mean, I like crypto
Speaker 8: and I like the Let me a bitcoin. Okay, here's
Speaker 8: an anti CBDC thing. So this was included in it.
Speaker 8: This is the part that Trump wanted added or whatever.
Speaker 8: This is zero hedge summary ship. I don't even know.
Speaker 8: I can't even understand this. But I'm a smart man.
Speaker 8: If I can't understand what, don want to legal what
Speaker 8: he mean? Let's just say it's doors.
Speaker 7: How's that?
Speaker 8: There's the answer, By the way, follow me over here
Speaker 8: on X your boy right here. That's a bunch of
Speaker 8: boomer legal ease. But I don't even understand. Still boring anyway,
Speaker 8: moving on abject fulls in twenty bucks. How would a
Speaker 8: global conflict affect bitcoin? Well, as long as bitcoin is
Speaker 8: still subservience to macroeconomics, it will consistently be affected. So
Speaker 8: for example, when the war broke out with Israel and Iran,
Speaker 8: it tanks bitcoin what like ten percent. If the stock
Speaker 8: market goes down Bitcoin tends to go down, although this
Speaker 8: is what people mean when they talk about decoupled. So remember,
Speaker 8: bitcoin is still a two trillion dollar market, a little
Speaker 8: over two trillion, and gold is a twenty trillion dollar market,
Speaker 8: and that's a small fraction of the global multi hundred
Speaker 8: trillion dollar market. So bitcoin is very okay, Bitcoin is very.
Speaker 3: Small.
Speaker 8: Still eat care so as long as we have the
Speaker 8: macro stuff going on until I would say, until bitcoin
Speaker 8: flips gold, which is probably five ten years away. I
Speaker 8: don't even know about ten years away. Five years away,
Speaker 8: maybe five to eight. The music is tongue in cheek, dude,
Speaker 8: you'll need to chill out. I don't know about cash
Speaker 8: app and bitcoin. I've never used cash apps, so I
Speaker 8: don't know. I wouldn't store by bitcoin anywhere except my
Speaker 8: own personal cold storage device. Will bitcoin accelerate the dollar
Speaker 8: collapse if people figure out what bitcoin is, Yes, But
Speaker 8: I mean that's the way, that's how it is that.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's a much superior product to store your
Speaker 8: value than the dollar. So it's just gonna win no
Speaker 8: matter what to It doesn't matter what you think. By
Speaker 8: the way, this is just the logics it is there.
Speaker 8: Logics is gonna win. Mathematics is gonna win. Did you
Speaker 8: see the Baptist Ladies. Baptist Ladies No zalmox is ten dollars.
Speaker 8: They're gonna do a ten episode series on the Orthodoxy
Speaker 8: as a cult. This will be a home run rebuttal
Speaker 8: content blowback is imminent. Uh yeah, I'm not surprised. I mean,
Speaker 8: so many people are beginning to leave the Protestant world
Speaker 8: that I think we experienced. We expected this type of stuff,
Speaker 8: and it's not a bad thing. It's actually good because
Speaker 8: all these weak responses from Evangelicals and Baptists is only
Speaker 8: going to confirm people's decisions to leave that domain. But
Speaker 8: wouldn't it be Would it be funny if like ten
Speaker 8: Baptist Ladies actually presented like the most devastating critique of
Speaker 8: orthodox I'm joking, that's not gonnapp. It'd be funny to
Speaker 8: do them. Skuma Bear ten dollars. Let's go Gabriella ten dollars,
Speaker 8: Jay my Son and I love your show Single Moms.
Speaker 8: When that box the wine hits deep in.
Speaker 10: Their soul, single Moms come out to play.
Speaker 8: I'm just kidding, By the way, I don't even know
Speaker 8: if she's a single mom, but I got I can't
Speaker 8: resist a single mom joke, right, this is too easy,
Speaker 8: But thank you Gabriella. By the way, it's just a joke.
Speaker 8: Y'all need to chill out, man, nobody could take jokes.
Speaker 8: Sam Hi does what sam Hi does, and the whole
Speaker 8: internet freaks out. By the way, my friend had a
Speaker 8: good point, like why didn't Harlan call the police? Like
Speaker 8: if he thought he was really in danger, right, wouldn't
Speaker 8: he have called them? Well, they have the cops over
Speaker 8: there or something. Itto, token ten dollars put your six
Speaker 8: days of War song six days of war song that
Speaker 8: he used to play for the old philosophy lectures Six days.
Speaker 8: I don't even know what the six day War song is. Dude,
Speaker 8: help me out, remind me what that is. Are you
Speaker 8: in the chat six days War song? You gotta help
Speaker 8: me out here. I don't remember what that is.
Speaker 14: Oh.
Speaker 8: By the way, I had a bunch of dating advice
Speaker 8: ideas video ideas I wanted to do too. I was
Speaker 8: thinking it'd be funny Jamie and I could do like
Speaker 8: a little sketches of like how to talk to a girl,
Speaker 8: because we got so many dorks out here that don't
Speaker 8: even know how to do it. They never talk to
Speaker 8: a girl. I thought it'd be funny if Jamie and
Speaker 8: I did like little mock sketches of training dorks to
Speaker 8: actually interact with a female person because they don't know
Speaker 8: how to do it. And no, don't bring your spider
Speaker 8: ris unless you know how to ask spider questions in
Speaker 8: a riz way. But I'm gonna save spider risk for
Speaker 8: advanced levels in my pickup course pick Up Artists Course
Speaker 8: Frank TJ Frank TJ d Mackie. Anyway, I'm liking these
Speaker 8: ladies' names today. Lucia Muscarella sounds like either A that
Speaker 8: sounds like some kind of pizza topping. Gabriella.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 8: That's a nice name. Jor Dane. That's a that's a
Speaker 8: dude's name, but also it sounds kind of feminine. But
Speaker 8: that's a god. I love you, dude. You heard that
Speaker 8: song Stay with Me by Niki Matsubara. Please play Miki
Speaker 8: Matsubara Counter docs, people, I know, idea what any of
Speaker 8: this stuff is? Y'all think because I just randomly picked
Speaker 8: this that there's some sort of deep meaning and I know,
Speaker 8: like I'm in the jpop J funk jap funk message boards,
Speaker 8: and I don't know nothing about none of those, dude.
Speaker 8: It just popped up and I was like, what is this?
Speaker 8: Just let it play, okay, maybe this is good background music.
Speaker 8: You can't do spider is unless you've already got something
Speaker 8: going on and it looks like you're I don't know,
Speaker 8: like like you have to be with some of your
Speaker 8: cool dude bros or another girls at the table so
Speaker 8: you don't look like a dork, because that's the first
Speaker 8: thing a girl is gonna see. She's gonna look at
Speaker 8: the table looking at you and your friend. If you
Speaker 8: walk up to a girl's asking about spiders on your
Speaker 8: own own, you're Jeffrey Badonka Donker. You're a Jeffrey Dahmer
Speaker 8: right away. Unless you're some kind of like just natural
Speaker 8: Sigma alpha Chad dude or something, it's just not gonna work.
Speaker 8: It would be it would be a challenge. It'd be
Speaker 8: like I this would be the CrossFit challenge of meeting
Speaker 8: a girl. Anyway, that's not what we're talking about today.
Speaker 8: Maybe we will. I don't know. I realized too when
Speaker 8: I was I took Jamie to get some Dillard's clearance
Speaker 8: items yesterday. I hope you enjoyed my lounge singer coat
Speaker 8: that was a Dylance Dillard's clearance item. By the way,
Speaker 8: it looks so cool. I couldn't resist it. In fact,
Speaker 8: I was like, when I saw this coat, I was like.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 8: Is pure Tony Clifton, isn't it? And it's hot as hell.
Speaker 8: So I don't know how I'm gonna wear it, but
Speaker 8: I mean, it's pure Tonic and I had to get it.
Speaker 8: It was It was way cheap and inspired me to sing.
Speaker 8: You guys know, I love to sing beautifully. And we
Speaker 8: were walking around and talking about how dwarks don't know
Speaker 8: how to hit on girls, and the only people who
Speaker 8: help dorks do this are like these greasy pickup scammer dudes.
Speaker 8: So there's got to be some way that somebody can
Speaker 8: do this the right way. I don't know, but you
Speaker 8: could get some You could get some clearance Riz for real,
Speaker 8: y'all are over here joking, but a lot of ol
Speaker 8: doors could get some clearance Riz, first of all. Second,
Speaker 8: for the dorks, I realized that I think there's a
Speaker 8: connection between doing say comedy or stand up comedy or
Speaker 8: a live event and going up and asking a girl out.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of similarity there. How how could that
Speaker 8: be similar because in both situations you kind of have
Speaker 8: to accept that it's a little bit of a performance.
Speaker 8: I don't mean you have to go overboard with peacocking
Speaker 8: and act like a complete goofass. Really depends on the
Speaker 8: setting and the situation or what's going down, right, But
Speaker 8: in both cases you basically have to fall in love
Speaker 8: with not caring or fall in love with being rejected.
Speaker 8: Because if you do stand up, and I would say,
Speaker 8: in my life I've done stand up ten to fifteen times,
Speaker 8: you're going to bomb. The first time I ever did
Speaker 8: stand up, I'll take this back. The second time I
Speaker 8: ever did stand up, I did it in some clubs
Speaker 8: in New York on amateur night right the first night,
Speaker 8: or I did it twice in one night. The first night,
Speaker 8: I did great in the audience. I got three applauses
Speaker 8: right for like an eight eight minute I don't remember
Speaker 8: what it was. This was like in the nineties. And
Speaker 8: then later that night I did stand up at another
Speaker 8: smaller club that was doing open mic night, and I
Speaker 8: totally bombed. But in the midst of bombing, I sort
Speaker 8: of made fun of myself and did some crowd work
Speaker 8: and it kind of wasn't as bad as I expected. Anyway,
Speaker 8: long story short, one that I learned that, like, you
Speaker 8: just can't necessarily know how it's gonna go, and so
Speaker 8: enjoying the improvisation side of it and enjoying the experience itself.
Speaker 8: Even if you're you know, you meet you meet some girl,
Speaker 8: you're talking to her and she just totally disses you, Like,
Speaker 8: you don't care. Right, if it happens enough times, if
Speaker 8: you bomb enough times, you're not gonna care and it
Speaker 8: doesn't affect you. But there's a mental fear. It's the
Speaker 8: same fear that people have of public speaking. It's like
Speaker 8: ninety percent of people's greatest fear is to do speak
Speaker 8: in front of like twenty people. So what that's your fear?
Speaker 8: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: You have to.
Speaker 8: Psych yourself out of being psyched out and get over it.
Speaker 8: Who cares? So what if you get turned out? You
Speaker 8: at least had the gumption, the moxie, the mojo to try. Yes,
Speaker 8: Melissa has nailed it in the chat. Absolutely, If you're
Speaker 8: confident and you don't care, then that's great. I remember
Speaker 8: one time in college, Okay, when I was like, I
Speaker 8: don't know, say sophomore. My guy friends and I we
Speaker 8: decided what we're gonna do is we are going to
Speaker 8: spend the next week approaching as many girls as we
Speaker 8: see on campus to see what happened. And it was
Speaker 8: kind of a competition to where we wanted to see
Speaker 8: who could collect the most phone numbers. Okay, this is
Speaker 8: back in the two thousands, right, say two thousand and six,
Speaker 8: somewhere in there. Seven And I would say, and I
Speaker 8: tried all kinds of different you know, styles of icebreakers
Speaker 8: in conversation starters, whatever. I would say, out of out
Speaker 8: of ten girls that I talked to or flirted with,
Speaker 8: or you know, met in the library or the coffee
Speaker 8: shop or whatever, or in my class, I would say,
Speaker 8: maybe three would give me their phone number, which is
Speaker 8: actually pretty good, right in terms of percentages, because most
Speaker 8: people that you meet, if you begin a conversation and
Speaker 8: you know, talk about whatever, if you try to lead
Speaker 8: into getting to that point where you think in the conversation, okay,
Speaker 8: now it's probably appropriate to say, hey, why don't we
Speaker 8: go hang out sometime, Let's get a coffee, let's go
Speaker 8: chat whatever.
Speaker 7: Whatever.
Speaker 8: I would say, three out of ten was pretty good.
Speaker 8: And uh, I mean even in the two thousands, and
Speaker 8: we would do this in the nineties too, like this
Speaker 8: was like normal in the nineties. I am professor Rizz. Dude,
Speaker 8: come on, call me doctor Love. I used to have
Speaker 8: a friend in high school that was kind of nerdy
Speaker 8: shout out to dirty d and I was always giving
Speaker 8: him advice on what he should do, and he got
Speaker 8: mad at me one time. He's like, go, shoot, shut up, man,
Speaker 8: who are you doctor Love? And then they started calling
Speaker 8: doctor Love in high school. So, uh, you could call
Speaker 8: me doctor Love. You call me professor Rizz if you want,
Speaker 8: I'll take the title. But see, here's the thing. Most
Speaker 8: dudes are super scared of just some girl saying no,
Speaker 8: and then this ah into the world. Oh my, he
Speaker 8: goes wrecked. Do who cares same with performing in front
Speaker 8: of an audience. Just fall in love with bombing dude.
Speaker 2: Just roll with it.
Speaker 8: You gotta roll with it, You've gotta take it. You
Speaker 8: gotta say you watch sau Don that and and I
Speaker 8: got that now. Anyway, today is not Riz class. Don't worry.
Speaker 8: I don't be raist mad. I start talking. What was
Speaker 8: he talking about? Because there's nerds man, we got an
Speaker 8: epidemic of freaking dorks. That's why a dor academic an epidorcic.
Speaker 8: A do uh. Everybody's been hit with a damn spurg
Speaker 8: ray and as the spur rates go up, the riz
Speaker 8: rates go down. It's an inverse correlation, scientific proof. By
Speaker 8: the way, I don't know where father deacon when he
Speaker 8: was the one telling me this, he was having to
Speaker 8: teach dorks how to have some riz as a dang clergy.
Speaker 8: Even the clergy are teaching the dorks riz dog. That's
Speaker 8: how bad it is.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: You don't know how I see a girl.
Speaker 7: On a day.
Speaker 8: I've never talk to a female who is my pillow?
Speaker 8: Dude cool baracude of five dollars. All was good with
Speaker 8: my lady friend until she decided to choose women over me.
Speaker 8: Ooh ouch, and then her dude landowner. Dude landowner? What
Speaker 8: he does that mean? And now AI talked about the
Speaker 8: landlord and now AI, you can't make this up anymore.
Speaker 8: So he's saying he lost his girl to another girl
Speaker 8: who now is with a AI. Welcome to the future, son,
Speaker 8: Welcome to five thousand and eighty. Welcome to the future.
Speaker 8: Frankish Malcha five dollars. Did you see Black Death with
Speaker 8: seen Beam. It's a bit of an occult and catholic
Speaker 8: symbolistic symbolisms black Death. That sounds right on my only dude,
Speaker 8: also sounds a little racist. Let's see what it is
Speaker 8: scene bean Forgod. I feel like I may have seen this.
Speaker 3: Let's see what it is?
Speaker 8: Mm now, maybe I haven't seen this. Tommy twotos this
Speaker 8: weed master over here, he likes it. Listen. If a
Speaker 8: weed master likes the movie, I'm doing that, baby, I'm down.
Speaker 8: Uh well, we do. We got we got naked Ebaras
Speaker 8: over here on the altar. Let's get off of that.
Speaker 8: I have not seen this, but it looks interesting. Thank
Speaker 8: you for that recommendation. Let me write that down. I
Speaker 8: gotta make sure him bleep out the name get Ebarra
Speaker 8: on the altar scenes. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 8: occult stuff is going on there. Black Death. Blok blok
Speaker 8: blurk blurk number who it's better than Black number two?
Speaker 8: I'm all right, blok blok brook brook Mumbo two. Anybody
Speaker 8: get that? Anybody get that typo negative metal joke? And
Speaker 8: I don't even like metal. The jokes are just flying
Speaker 8: over the zoomers heads. See, That's what I'm saying. If
Speaker 8: I try to do stand up, I'm worried. I'm worried
Speaker 8: because I'm gonna be speaking into an abyss, a void
Speaker 8: of this weird domain of being on the cosp of
Speaker 8: gen X and millennial, and no one's gonna understand what
Speaker 8: the I'm talking about. That's what I'm saying. But then
Speaker 8: I watch the stand ups doing stand up, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 8: I know I could do better than this doofer tard.
Speaker 8: Why am I not out up there? But then I think, well,
Speaker 8: it's an audience a day, fat fatty social justice warriors.
Speaker 8: They're not gonna laugh at my stuff. But then I
Speaker 8: think I should just make fun of the fatty social
Speaker 8: justice warriors and that would actually be funny. So I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't know what I'm just I'm in a buying Dude.
Speaker 8: I'm seeing these comedians and they're making me furious because
Speaker 8: they're not funny, and I'm like, dude, I could just
Speaker 8: go up there on the stage and make fun of
Speaker 8: the comedians that it'd be funnier than the comedians. Eric
Speaker 8: vigelind five dollars.
Speaker 15: Jay You'r's classy. I think I'm gonna say, Oh, he's
Speaker 15: saying sleazy and classy together, it's crazy. Are you talking
Speaker 15: about classy and lazy? Or am I sleazy and classy?
Speaker 8: Crazy? Crazy? Can you build a gorilla ness? I'm about
Speaker 8: to flip this table over like y'all. Y'all money changers
Speaker 8: aren't ready for I asked dph this and he said no.
Speaker 8: I say yes gladly as shintya, Sanjay, we got some
Speaker 8: damn m night chamline fan in the audience. He says,
Speaker 8: do Catholics have a true eucharistic presence? And we don't
Speaker 8: think so? Is it blasphemous to say they don't know?
Speaker 8: My blasphemous? By the way, I knew from the beginning, Sanjay,
Speaker 8: that Haley Joel Osmond was dead. What you gonna do
Speaker 8: about that?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 8: I'll play Mickey Matsubara if it's not a copyright thing.
Speaker 8: So you'll all asked me to play stuff. I don't
Speaker 8: know if it's a copyright or not. How about I
Speaker 8: turn this one on. Enough of this stuff, Let's turn
Speaker 8: this on here. Let's see what this says. Okay, it's
Speaker 8: got a nice kind of like a kind of like
Speaker 8: an Asian Kenny g vibe to.
Speaker 13: It, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: By the way, I'm gonna I'm gonna make my skip
Speaker 8: the Black Ghetto version of Chat g p T. By
Speaker 8: the way, I decided that you could do Gronk will
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Speaker 8: up with e b T and then chat g b
Speaker 8: T would be chat g O p T or chat
Speaker 8: opp Either one of those could work for Ghetto AI.
Speaker 8: That's gonna be a funny skit, and I gotta do
Speaker 8: it before somebody steal this year. Where are we at?
Speaker 8: We got callers people, look at Bada Spaghetti. What's up?
Speaker 8: I'm spaghetti Spaghetti?
Speaker 13: Uh, what's up?
Speaker 2: You can't hear me?
Speaker 16: All right, I've got the Bible Factory doing my job
Speaker 16: right now. You got the Bible Factor, Yeah, sure, I
Speaker 16: work at factory. Look, I got a question for you.
Speaker 16: And what I noticed today that takes people to Congress
Speaker 16: voted against.
Speaker 7: And it is this.
Speaker 3: How that means there are six people in the Congress.
Speaker 2: That want Israel live BUF for that.
Speaker 3: Now I've seen yourself, I think I've seen you.
Speaker 2: On the Fun's.
Speaker 3: And now I'm just a little bit concerned about the rhetorically.
Speaker 2: I think that with them too, la gentleman talking about
Speaker 2: the booted.
Speaker 12: God in the plant.
Speaker 8: He's gotten out. I can't hear him. Cala, what's up man? Cala?
Speaker 3: Bas what's upright?
Speaker 8: Taylor?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 8: Suf man?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 12: Hey?
Speaker 13: Can you hear me?
Speaker 12: And with them man uh from Saint Lewis Uh?
Speaker 3: I think you actually know some people my church on orthodoxy?
Speaker 8: Okay, cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to ask.
Speaker 1: You a question, and so I hope with a catechumen
Speaker 1: class that are church and we get a lot of
Speaker 1: people coming in who watch your stuff online.
Speaker 17: And uh, I don't know if you, I don't know
Speaker 17: how to say this, but like.
Speaker 1: There can be some like attitude that people come in
Speaker 1: with as like Catecumans or wanting to be Catecumans.
Speaker 2: Where it's like they've been online.
Speaker 1: So much they think they know like everything kind of
Speaker 1: have this arrogance about them, like what I know that's
Speaker 1: not on you, but like, what do you think I
Speaker 1: did the proper response for that?
Speaker 2: As like a laity.
Speaker 12: Trying to I guess just like help cate of humans out?
Speaker 8: How many people would you say you're talking about have
Speaker 8: like this issue? Like is it five people, twenty people,
Speaker 8: what's the numbers? A couple people.
Speaker 1: So I would say, let's see, we've had like fifteen people.
Speaker 12: Come in in the past year, and out of this fifteen, maybe.
Speaker 2: Like ten of them and.
Speaker 8: What they want to debate or what's the problem.
Speaker 12: I guess like in conversations there will just be this like, uh,
Speaker 12: like I don't know. For ex couple, I was talking
Speaker 12: with one of them.
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago and they're like, yeah, man, I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm an expert on the trinity, so like, I
Speaker 1: don't really need to be going over this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know about it.
Speaker 8: I mean, is it all? Is it all young dudes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: Okay, well, I mean that's just part of me a
Speaker 8: young dude. So look, young dudes are gonna get to
Speaker 8: be middle aged dudes and then they're kinda probably chill out,
Speaker 8: so I wouldn't worry about it. Brad, what's up, be Rad?
Speaker 8: What's up going on?
Speaker 6: Jess?
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 6: I just want to say we can go back to
Speaker 6: the bitcoin topic if you're up to it.
Speaker 8: We can talk about anything y'all want today. It's all out.
Speaker 3: There, cool man, cool man.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I am.
Speaker 6: I am a skeptic and I have questions, but I
Speaker 6: am open minded to it. I'm like, you open my
Speaker 6: mind orthodox and help me convert to that.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I am able to change my mind when
Speaker 6: provided with new evidence.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So, like my main concerns would be that, like I
Speaker 9: do know, the government has seized crypto from cold wallets
Speaker 9: before in the past, So I don't think it's so
Speaker 9: hard to believe that the government hasn't like fezed the
Speaker 9: blockchain technology or have found a way to control it.
Speaker 8: So seizing your personal wallet and you know, holding you
Speaker 8: in a cell, or you know, making you give up
Speaker 8: your past codes and your seed phrase or whatever like,
Speaker 8: that's different from whether or not the government can access
Speaker 8: or take over a decentralized blockchain that's run on we
Speaker 8: don't even know how many nodes across the planet. So
Speaker 8: in other words, even the government shut down the bitcoin
Speaker 8: network in America, it's all over the world, and it
Speaker 8: will not You would have to have the entire world
Speaker 8: collaborating to shut it down for that to even be
Speaker 8: possibly something that's real.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a fair point.
Speaker 8: And let me add on top of that too, Like
Speaker 8: it's true that the government could come to you as
Speaker 8: an individual and like seize your assets, but the government
Speaker 8: can do that as with an individual with any asset.
Speaker 8: And so the value proposition of bitcoin was never that
Speaker 8: it can literally never be seized in any scenario. It's
Speaker 8: rather that the more people that are using bitcoin as
Speaker 8: a store of value and as a future form of
Speaker 8: money or whatever, then the harder it is for that
Speaker 8: to ever be seized or taken over, because there's the
Speaker 8: more people that are on a network, the stronger the
Speaker 8: network is. So the I think it's like more as
Speaker 8: all this kind of stuff, right, Like, the the more
Speaker 8: it grows, the bigger it is, like the more power
Speaker 8: and value and impenetrability it has. And even like the
Speaker 8: quantum idea, like that's all still speculative. We don't even
Speaker 8: know if there will be quantum computers that can hack
Speaker 8: people's private keys. So a lot of the stuff that
Speaker 8: people say about bitcoin isn't really applicable to bitcoin on
Speaker 8: a mass scale. It's just sort of like specific, you know,
Speaker 8: specific cases where yeah, you could lose your well as
Speaker 8: an individual, sure, but I mean that's applicable to any
Speaker 8: asset or any currency. So I mean, let's say I'm
Speaker 8: a gold boomer. Well mean, the government can arrest me
Speaker 8: and force me to tell them where I bury my
Speaker 8: you know, treasure chest on you know, the Isle of Tortuga.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, No, I didn't read the artist cool well
Speaker 6: enough to see if they were able to actually get.
Speaker 3: Their hands on the crypto.
Speaker 2: That's something I'd have to look into.
Speaker 8: Who what do you mean, like it was a while.
Speaker 3: Ago, Jed, I can't really remember exactly where.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, somebody like Max Kaiser always says, I mean,
Speaker 8: you know, you could say, well, I I lost my
Speaker 8: you know seed phrase in my computer in a boating accident.
Speaker 2: M No.
Speaker 6: I just meant like when they seized it for whatever reason,
Speaker 6: it was if they were actually able to to like
Speaker 6: take the crypto off the blockchain and you know, turn
Speaker 6: it into fiat.
Speaker 8: No, that's not how it was. It's not how it works.
Speaker 8: I don't work.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't really understand their motivation for seizing the wallet
Speaker 6: if it wasn't for the purpose.
Speaker 8: Not how it works. They don't take the money off
Speaker 8: of the blockchain and put it into fiat. In other words,
Speaker 8: they have to get the keys to access your crypto,
Speaker 8: so one way that that could happen, For example, is
Speaker 8: if your crypto is on an exchange, the government can
Speaker 8: tell Coinbase we legally are after this dude for whatever
Speaker 8: legal reasons, and we thereby seize his crypto from your
Speaker 8: coin based wallet. That they can do. They can come
Speaker 8: arrest you individually and say you are under arrest, give
Speaker 8: us your bitcoin. But unless you tell them your seed
Speaker 8: phrase or they get a hold of it, they can't
Speaker 8: get your bitcoin off of the blockchain without the keys
Speaker 8: to access the block the bitcoin. That's how it works.
Speaker 8: So what cold storage wallets do is store your keys.
Speaker 8: Your bitcoin is not on a wallet, it's not on
Speaker 8: the cold storage device. The storage device has your keys.
Speaker 8: Your bitcoin is on the blockchain. Does that make sense?
Speaker 8: So people misunderstand. I'm not dissing you, Brad, It's a
Speaker 8: fair question, but people think that the government sees somebody's bitcoin. Well,
Speaker 8: in order to do that, technically, what they have to
Speaker 8: do is seize the private keys to access the bigcoin.
Speaker 8: And if my crypto is on an exchange, or if
Speaker 8: my bitcoin's on coin Base or binance or whatever, I
Speaker 8: don't own my keys. Coinbase and Binance have the keys
Speaker 8: to their wallets, and so in the case of cold storage,
Speaker 8: the government has to you know, come to your door
Speaker 8: and say knock, knock, knock, give us your assets or
Speaker 8: we're putting you in jail. Now, yes, they can do that,
Speaker 8: and they've done that to criminals and people that have
Speaker 8: you you know, done stuff illegally or whatever. But that's
Speaker 8: not the same thing as them taking the bitcoin off
Speaker 8: of the chain. Now, with other cryptos, they might actually
Speaker 8: do that. For example, tornado cash, which is on a theory.
Speaker 8: When the government says shut that node down, they did.
Speaker 8: And so because ethereum is centralized, they capitulated to that
Speaker 8: L two running on ethereum and shut it down. So
Speaker 8: does that make sense? It's not so when you say
Speaker 8: can the government seize the crypto? Cryptos are all different,
Speaker 8: Many of them are different, and bitcoin is not like
Speaker 8: that where there's some central office, Like you can't go
Speaker 8: to the central Bitcoin office and shut it down because
Speaker 8: there's no central office. It's decentralized. Now, it's also true
Speaker 8: though that there'sco there's cryptos that are that emphasize privacy
Speaker 8: more than other factors. For example, Monero is all about privacy, okay,
Speaker 8: and so in that case, they prioritize privacy over things
Speaker 8: like speed and other things. Right, Solana, it's centralized, but
Speaker 8: it focuses on speed of transaction, and that's why all
Speaker 8: the meme coins are built on usually, I mean there's
Speaker 8: some on Ethereum, and there's some on base, but it
Speaker 8: usually they're built on Solana because of the ease and
Speaker 8: the speed of doing it. But also Solana has a
Speaker 8: history of because it's highly centralized, the whole network can
Speaker 8: go down. Now, Bitcoin can be congested, but it doesn't
Speaker 8: go down because it's decentralized. So there's trade offs between
Speaker 8: the It's called the trilemma, right, there's trade offs between security,
Speaker 8: speed and decentralization. And so anyway, yeah, it's trifecta. Does
Speaker 8: that make sense? So when people say stuff like all
Speaker 8: it could be seized, well, in a sense, any crypto
Speaker 8: could be seized if they come to you and arrest you.
Speaker 8: But even still, that's a better system than some gold
Speaker 8: Boomer system where.
Speaker 16: Well, I got my damn treasure map and I got
Speaker 16: my damn chest of gold, and ain't nobody gonna find
Speaker 16: the island of.
Speaker 8: Tortuga where I buried it. And I mean that's literally
Speaker 8: how the boomers are thinking, right, like I'm gonna bury
Speaker 8: a chest of gold out back. Now you could bury
Speaker 8: a chest of gold out back. We guess what. The
Speaker 8: government can arrest you and force you to tell them
Speaker 8: where the treasure chest is. So like, there's no thing
Speaker 8: in this world that's perfect. Right, So it's like when
Speaker 8: people criticize bitcoin, it's like they find the thing that
Speaker 8: makes it not absolutely perfect, of which there is no
Speaker 8: thing that's perfect. And every criticism here's the thing here,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna convince you a bitcoin rare. Every criticism of
Speaker 8: bitcoin is ten times worse in the fiat world. So
Speaker 8: there you go. How's that? People are saying, Oh, what
Speaker 8: about not so so erudite and Agrippa's trilimma, Agrippa's crypto trilemma. Anyway,
Speaker 8: don't get me started. Don't get me started on the cryptos. Okay,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, cryptos. Don't get me started, because I'm
Speaker 8: gonna run the whole audience off. They get mad about it.
Speaker 8: Stop talking about cryptos. GROOVEMNT. Oh, here we go, people
Speaker 8: getting generous. Groove Monster says, for fifty dollars, have you wait,
Speaker 8: I have an important one for an important one for you.
Speaker 8: It is called union now with Britain. Oh that's good.
Speaker 8: By the way, I wrote down that Rhodes Roundtable Group
Speaker 8: book the other day. I thought it was a They
Speaker 8: said it was a Penguin print and it is, and
Speaker 8: it's freaking three hundred dollars. I thought it was gonna
Speaker 8: be an more easily accessible book. By the way, will
Speaker 8: y'all go to if I do stand up? Would y'all
Speaker 8: come to it or not? Would y'all shut me down?
Speaker 8: Would y'all would y'all heck on me and say shut
Speaker 8: me down? Expose me? Would y'all go to my stand
Speaker 8: up set? But I'm trying to figure out where to
Speaker 8: do it. See. The other problem is when you look
Speaker 8: up open mics.
Speaker 3: And all that.
Speaker 8: The whole, it's all like drag trans social justice people,
Speaker 8: that's all that's at open mics. When I look, whether
Speaker 8: it's Nashville or down here, it's like, I just don't
Speaker 8: think they're gonna like me there. I don't know why.
Speaker 8: Maybe if I pop my collar they'll get it. But
Speaker 8: I feel like if I'm doing open mic night, yes please, Well, actually,
Speaker 8: if you go to heck on me, I would feel
Speaker 8: more at home doing cutdowns and roasting people. But I
Speaker 8: feel like they're just gonna I'll be banned, you know
Speaker 8: what I mean? But maybe maybe I should just not care.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Like,
Speaker 8: for example, I was looking at one of the comedy
Speaker 8: things in Nashville that does open mic night and it's like, oh,
Speaker 8: this might be all right. I'm looking on the page
Speaker 8: and it's like trans night, drag night, open mic. I'm like,
Speaker 8: I don't think they're gonna light me there.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: If you wear that jacket, I will come. Well, of
Speaker 8: course I bought the jacket because it's straight up Tony
Speaker 8: Clifton dog. What do you think? See, that's what I'm saying. Okay,
Speaker 8: so you got open mic comedy nights. One of them
Speaker 8: is like a literal like and then I look at
Speaker 8: the next place and it's like Jacksonville, Florida's hottest gay club,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, no, man, see what I'm saying, Where
Speaker 8: the hell is anybody? Where are you supposed to do
Speaker 8: stand up?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 8: Just rent your own venue? I guess, I mean, what
Speaker 8: are you supposed to do? And then I look at
Speaker 8: this other thing and it's like, oh, here's improv Okay,
Speaker 8: I like improv, that could be all right, and then
Speaker 8: it's like, oh, it's also a big gay trans troop.
Speaker 8: I'm like, how did they get the lockdown on all
Speaker 8: the arts? Who let skittles weirdo mentally ill people just
Speaker 8: take over all the arts? I don't understand how this.
Speaker 8: You should troll them anyway. I mean, I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean. Just go up in there
Speaker 8: and just be like, you know, y'all a bunch of nasties,
Speaker 8: y'all gross, Just go off on them. You may just
Speaker 8: show you what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Look at this.
Speaker 8: Let's see I even pulled up. Okay, y'all, y'all want
Speaker 8: to see the Nashville comic scene. Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 8: We'll get into this in a little bit. I need
Speaker 8: to know what y'all want to do. Would you come
Speaker 8: out to support me if I did stand ups, if
Speaker 8: I was being the funny man on the stage, it
Speaker 8: would be gold. Now, dudes like this, and then you
Speaker 8: get these sort of quasi lesbian chicks like this. Okay,
Speaker 8: Then you get gay soy man like this. Then you
Speaker 8: get this dude. He was actually the most funny one
Speaker 8: of all these goofballs and this guy who I've actually
Speaker 8: talked to before, by the way, and then I'm over
Speaker 8: here watching over here on the kiltny thing, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 8: these people are the worst. And I'm not even trying
Speaker 8: to be mean, but look, if you gotta do this stuff,
Speaker 8: you got to be kind of be a little mean
Speaker 8: do it lot. Yeah, exactly, everybody's saying they shouldn't. I
Speaker 8: should do it. Y'all are encouraging me. Broccoli frizz haired,
Speaker 8: fat dude. Yes, mixed race dudes. They're always they're like,
Speaker 8: that's like who dominates comedy now, it's like these kind
Speaker 8: of these kind of dudes and uh trans comics. Yeah. See,
Speaker 8: I feel like I could do a tight ten. That's
Speaker 8: just even impressions. I mean, we got fit the impressions
Speaker 8: on the roster. I don't think like if if you
Speaker 8: did takes stand up. Seriously, I don't think you could
Speaker 8: you could do a whole hour set or a forty
Speaker 8: minute set just impressions. I think you need more than
Speaker 8: that anyway. But I don't know's it's a thought in
Speaker 8: my head. What do y'all think? But y'all can ask
Speaker 8: about whatever. We don't have to talk about this about
Speaker 8: whatever you want, Baby Gosling. What's up, dude, Lil Ryan,
Speaker 8: what's up? I'm mute, dog. I mean when we saw
Speaker 8: THEO Vonne in Nashville like a year and a half,
Speaker 8: two years ago, I mean, none of the open there
Speaker 8: was like eight dudes opening up. Dude, none of them
Speaker 8: are funny. And I'm not trying to be me and
Speaker 8: I'm just like, I mean, I don't think I'm like
Speaker 8: super funny, but maybe I feel like I'm better than
Speaker 8: these people. I just I just don't know what's up.
Speaker 8: And I'm mute, man.
Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 18: Yeah, And it's had a question regarding universalism and freedom.
Speaker 18: I saw a feel like videos on the David Bentley
Speaker 18: Heart basically laying out his view and it seems to
Speaker 18: me like a kind of a simple phylogism. So basically
Speaker 18: establishes freedom.
Speaker 19: As being the of capacity to choose multiple goods right
Speaker 19: as opposed to the ability to gate, the ability to
Speaker 19: choose evil. It's the ability to choose between different goods.
Speaker 3: Did you agree with that?
Speaker 8: It's part of the problem that David Bentley Hart sets
Speaker 8: up when he falls into a dialectical mistake, and that's
Speaker 8: why he ends up in universalism. But did you see
Speaker 8: David Rhon's critique of it, because I think he really
Speaker 8: nailed it, even in a just a five minute video.
Speaker 8: It's because David, yeah, David Bentley Hart is failing to
Speaker 8: make the distinction between nature and person in terms of
Speaker 8: human anthropology. And so he's confusing the restoration of nature
Speaker 8: in the Escaton with the mode of will proper to nature,
Speaker 8: which is hypostatic. So he assumes that because all of
Speaker 8: human nature is resurrected in Christ, that that necessarily means
Speaker 8: that all human beings or persons are also then saved.
Speaker 8: And so he just didn't progress far enough into understanding this.
Speaker 8: But anyway, I don't know what what or he's just
Speaker 8: a I mean, he basically says on his blog, I'm
Speaker 8: just a perennialist. Now he said that like a year ago.
Speaker 8: He's like, I'm just a perennialist. So look up David
Speaker 8: Rhan and it's David Let's see.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's a Turkish guy, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm saying his video here, short refutation of universalism.
Speaker 8: That little video solves this question and evidently hard.
Speaker 18: Okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: The village of Them Okay, okay.
Speaker 18: So basically, yeah, established his freedom of that, which.
Speaker 3: Isn't what that I to do? Freedom?
Speaker 8: Right, say it again?
Speaker 12: That is the correct orthodox do is freedom though?
Speaker 4: Right, Well, freedom itself is not so much the ability
Speaker 4: to will evil or to will the negation, but it's
Speaker 4: the ability to choose to.
Speaker 3: Tree multiple goods. Yes, correct, Right, that's true, that's true freedom.
Speaker 12: Okay, So I mean, I guess it seems to me
Speaker 12: if that is.
Speaker 19: True, then if you to end up choosing evil, then
Speaker 19: you weren't really free in the first place, right, and
Speaker 19: thus you can't really be culpable.
Speaker 8: Well, so there's a difference between there's a difference between
Speaker 8: the mode of willing that's proper to us by nature,
Speaker 8: which would have been the case in the in the
Speaker 8: in the Garden of Eden, right, I need still had
Speaker 8: free will even before the fall, because they could choose
Speaker 8: multiple goods. When they fell, their motive when they fell,
Speaker 8: their mode of willing changed, and that it's still free,
Speaker 8: but they also have the ability now to choose evil.
Speaker 8: So the problem is that if you define willing by
Speaker 8: necessarily as only choosing good or evil, and that's what
Speaker 8: free will is, that's the originist Augustinian dialectical view of
Speaker 8: what free will is and free will is, and it's not.
Speaker 8: It's the ability to choose multiple goods, which is why
Speaker 8: in the Escaton, even when there's no evil anymore, we
Speaker 8: still have free will because there's multiple goods to choose.
Speaker 8: So the Patristic definition of free will is the ability
Speaker 8: to have multiple things to choose.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 13: They are a good, things are equally good or however, well.
Speaker 8: I don't even I don't even think we have to
Speaker 8: say they're all equally good, because it's all really based
Speaker 8: on originists and neoplatonic presuppositions that if there's multiplicity, that's
Speaker 8: somehow evil or lesser. So, for example, it's it's better
Speaker 8: to be single, but that doesn't make and chase. But
Speaker 8: that doesn't make married life evil or bad because it's
Speaker 8: not the ultimate it. So there's there's tiers of good,
Speaker 8: but tiers of good doesn't make the lesser goods evil,
Speaker 8: and most dialectical thinkers think that it does make it evil.
Speaker 8: Does that make sense? That's why Augustine says that he
Speaker 8: doesn't understand how it's possible not to sin in.
Speaker 19: Marriage, right, Yeah, he takes a bit too far there, but.
Speaker 8: It's the same dialectical either or position that origins.
Speaker 19: Then, to be quite honest, what.
Speaker 3: Put a dialectical view?
Speaker 8: I don't think. I don't think it makes sense at all.
Speaker 8: It's it only makes sense in a Hellenic metaphysical presubposition position.
Speaker 8: And that's why the Church Fathers are constantly battling Hellenic
Speaker 8: metaphysics to say that time is not evil because God
Speaker 8: is eternal. Creation is not evil because it's not the
Speaker 8: one and it's not eternal.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 8: Change is not evil because it's not stasis. Right, Greek
Speaker 8: metaphysics always says one is better than many, eternities, better
Speaker 8: than time, Stasis is better than change. And that's the
Speaker 8: assumptions that Christianity, because of the goodness of creation, is rejecting.
Speaker 8: And ultimately all those arguments are based on Hellenic assumptions.
Speaker 8: But great question, Daniel, what's up? Check out that David
Speaker 8: Urham video. What's up?
Speaker 3: Dar?
Speaker 8: Daniel?
Speaker 2: Hejake yo Am quick question?
Speaker 14: Well, I wanted to I had a question about religion,
Speaker 14: but then you start talking about crypto, So do you mind.
Speaker 3: Going to both of them?
Speaker 8: I don't care about whatever you want?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, crypto or what's your thoughts on XRP. I've
Speaker 3: been in that for about eight years now. I'm finally
Speaker 3: taken off.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about it.
Speaker 8: I don't like it at all. I mean again, I think,
Speaker 8: really no people who want to, you know, gamble and
Speaker 8: mean coins and all coins you can do that. I've
Speaker 8: traded all coins in the past. I've since become more
Speaker 8: and more of a big coin supremacist, but I do
Speaker 8: appreciate We've had support from tin hat Kat, so I
Speaker 8: appreciate those guys, And I'm not totally against people. If
Speaker 8: people want to gamble, I think they had the freedom
Speaker 8: to do so. Every investment is some kind of gamble.
Speaker 8: So I don't really see how you can't be like
Speaker 8: super self righteous about like, oh, it's always wrong to
Speaker 8: quote gamble, but every investment is a gamble. If you
Speaker 8: start a business, a logging company, and the government shuts
Speaker 8: down you know, logging, like you gambled on that business
Speaker 8: and it failed, it was a failed investment. Yeah, shout
Speaker 8: out to SPX Enjoyer. He gave me a nice little
Speaker 8: bag of SPX. I'm not opposed to people that want
Speaker 8: to people want I know people are going to do this,
Speaker 8: They're going to you know they're going to gamble on
Speaker 8: alts and mean coins, and that's that's your decision. But
Speaker 8: I don't think that's what everyone should do, because a
Speaker 8: lot of people end up not being able to handle
Speaker 8: the temptation of gambling, just like you know, like is
Speaker 8: it wrong to go to the casino and play the
Speaker 8: roulette real?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: H So, on the one hand, I don't think I
Speaker 8: don't think bitcoin is gambling. I think it's actually the
Speaker 8: most sound investment. But that's my opinion. I don't like
Speaker 8: the tokenomics of XRP. I don't like the CEO centralization
Speaker 8: element of how you know, Brad garling House is the
Speaker 8: voice of it. I just don't like all of that.
Speaker 8: I don't think that it's going to be this swift
Speaker 8: network payment system replacement. Maybe it is, I don't know,
Speaker 8: but I just like the if you if you're a
Speaker 8: pro bitcoin because of the value proposition of bitcoin, I
Speaker 8: don't see what you would like in XRP except for
Speaker 8: short term gains, which maybe that's why you're in it.
Speaker 14: Uh No, I'm looking more towards the long I do
Speaker 14: kind of like seeing where it's going and what's happening
Speaker 14: behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: It almost does seem like that's the objective is to
Speaker 3: They're just going after a different market, I guess than bitcoin.
Speaker 8: Well you might be. I mean, maybe you're right. Maybe
Speaker 8: it's going to it's going to do that, and I
Speaker 8: could be wrong. I'm not a crypto genius, are you know? Yeah,
Speaker 8: this are of crypto, But I mean, I just I
Speaker 8: just never have found a very convincing or appealing except
Speaker 8: for the argument that people are going to make short
Speaker 8: term gains, which looks like they are.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, on the religious route, I've been.
Speaker 5: Attending a Greek Orthodox in northern California and taking my
Speaker 5: family there and whatnot, And obviously I didn't know all
Speaker 5: the stuff that was happening behind the scenes with arch
Speaker 5: diocese until I got a little deeper into your conversations.
Speaker 3: The closest. Well, I guess, where do you see this going?
Speaker 3: Do you see it getting resolved or do you see
Speaker 3: a schism happening?
Speaker 2: And what.
Speaker 3: If it doesn't, what would be arch dioceses need to
Speaker 3: do in order to get back in to our line.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, I don't think long term it will be resolved.
Speaker 8: Great questions, Daniel, appreciate those questions. I think that you know,
Speaker 8: there's quite a bit of substantial roomant that go Arch
Speaker 8: and OCA and other entities do want to have a
Speaker 8: mega jurisdiction in America and then to have a future
Speaker 8: union with Rome. And I don't think that's the way
Speaker 8: we want to go. But that doesn't mean that individual
Speaker 8: parishes are all bad. I just think that that's the
Speaker 8: near term and long term trajectory of where they want
Speaker 8: to go, which is why I think now you've seen
Speaker 8: go Arch priests publicly coming out against me and the
Speaker 8: Orthobro movement, which is like the most boomer thing ever.
Speaker 8: I don't run some movement, but I think unfortunately that's
Speaker 8: the direction that it's going to go. We need to
Speaker 8: be honest about it. We need to go ahead and
Speaker 8: say that, you know, this is what they want, and yeah,
Speaker 8: there's gonna probably be a big schism between Antioch, roquor Serbs,
Speaker 8: and then on the other side, some Serbs, some Romanians, Oca,
Speaker 8: go Arc have a mega jurisdiction that they think is
Speaker 8: just the American jurisdiction. Then they're gonna say that everybody
Speaker 8: else are Russian agents, assets of Putin and schismatics. Then
Speaker 8: that's what they're gonna do. Probably. Jordaane says, for two dollars,
Speaker 8: you missed my super chat about Riz. Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: let me go back here. I don't see a super
Speaker 8: chat about Riz. I said, Oh, here we go, Jordaane,
Speaker 8: five dollars. If you break into a bitcoin lesson after
Speaker 8: introducing yourself to a girl at the coffee shop, that's
Speaker 8: solid giga nerd.
Speaker 3: Riz.
Speaker 8: It just depends, like, uh, probably for the normis crypto
Speaker 8: is still seen as a nerd thing. Now maybe in
Speaker 8: five years. No, right, you're gonna be. Then you're gonna
Speaker 8: have to be worrying about gold diggers. Chicks are gonna
Speaker 8: be after your bitcoin, so you gotta have to worry
Speaker 8: about gold diggers in five years. But maybe at this
Speaker 8: stage it's still nerdy unless you kinda like let's say
Speaker 8: you go into the coffee shop. Let's say you're gonna
Speaker 8: talk to the waitress or the girl next to you,
Speaker 8: and you listen to her talking and she says something
Speaker 8: about bitcoin, then you're all good to go. But it's
Speaker 8: iffy whether or not that's a good icebreaker at this stage.
Speaker 8: It just depends. It might be seen. But the younger
Speaker 8: you go, I suspect the girls are also just raised
Speaker 8: on the Internet, so they're probably as fully aware of
Speaker 8: a crypto if they're twenty as you would be if
Speaker 8: you're a young guy versus you know, if you started
Speaker 8: talking to song, I don't know, thirty five year old woman,
Speaker 8: she probably doesn't know anything about crypto. So but I'm
Speaker 8: just guessing. I don't know. But I think the younger
Speaker 8: you are, the more that you've spent time on the
Speaker 8: hive mind of the Internet, you probably have heard about
Speaker 8: crypto and bitcoin and ethereum, and so it's probably a
Speaker 8: little more, probably bridges the gap a little more. It's
Speaker 8: an interesting question. I'm trying to remember if I talked
Speaker 8: about crypto when I was because I was still single
Speaker 8: at the time. That was around the time I first
Speaker 8: started dating Jamie, was when I got into bitcoin, So
Speaker 8: I don't recall ever having crypto conversations. I don't know,
Speaker 8: could you crypto Max and Flex?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Akintiaks five dollars.
Speaker 12: No, we did that.
Speaker 8: Somebody got Gary give two hundred dollars. He wins the
Speaker 8: super chat race of the day. What's up, dude, Gary Man,
Speaker 8: Thank you for being so generous. Thank you for being
Speaker 8: so genderous. With all that genderosity, I'm trying to think
Speaker 8: of it, says Gary gives so much Money'm trying to
Speaker 8: think of a song. What could I sing to Gary?
Speaker 8: How about today's song? I'll sing it again for Gary,
Speaker 8: just a little bit of it, the song that I
Speaker 8: wrote that Rob Thomas stole from me.
Speaker 10: I think I've already lost you.
Speaker 8: I think you're already go home. No wait, wait, let
Speaker 8: me sure.
Speaker 10: I think I've already lost you. I think you're already Gary.
Speaker 10: I think I'm finally scared.
Speaker 8: Now you think I'm weak, and I think you're roll home.
Speaker 10: I think you're already leaving, because like your hand is
Speaker 10: on the door. I thought this place was an empire.
Speaker 10: Now I'm relaxed. I can't be sure.
Speaker 8: What weird ass lyrics to By the Way, which I
Speaker 8: wrote ARCon Games became a member for two months. Jay.
Speaker 8: The Catholics are going to try to cancel Oasis now
Speaker 8: that they know that you're going to the Chicago One. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I know, right. Hey, if the Catholics cancel Oasis, you
Speaker 8: gotta roll with it. You've gotta take your time.
Speaker 7: Gay.
Speaker 8: I've decided that community is one of the funniest shows.
Speaker 8: I can't believe how funny it is. It's the best,
Speaker 8: some of the best writing in a while. In fact,
Speaker 8: I'm tempted to say, I mean, I'm only two seasons in.
Speaker 8: I'm tempted to say it might be funnier than The Office.
Speaker 8: It might be. I don't know. I mean, Number one,
Speaker 8: never been a huge Chevy Chase fan, never thought he
Speaker 8: was that funny. It's kind of Boomer era, but Chevy
Speaker 8: Chase dude is funny on community and I did not
Speaker 8: expect it. He's the perfect boomer by like on purpose.
Speaker 8: Literally it's Boomer jokes making fun of Chevy Chase, dude,
Speaker 8: it's community. I am impressed also because it was on NBC,
Speaker 8: right when an NBC show, like I just assumed, like
Speaker 8: network show, it's not gonna be funny. But this was
Speaker 8: still in the two thousands when you could get away
Speaker 8: with race jokes, to get away with gay jokes, and man,
Speaker 8: the writing is just next level. Dude. I'm so impressed.
Speaker 8: I can't believe how funny it is. Chang, Dude, Chang
Speaker 8: is so funny good. It might even beat Parks and
Speaker 8: Rec and The Office, which both of which are really funny.
Speaker 8: What do you guys think, Like, yeah, the Paintball episode
Speaker 8: is great. I mean the pillow Ford episode, the Tarantino episode.
Speaker 8: Do there are so many? Really? Dungeons and Dragons is
Speaker 8: one of the best. Yeah, man, that's that. I can't
Speaker 8: believe it. Man, I'm impressed. It's good until the end. Okay,
Speaker 8: well I haven't seen the end, so hopefully that doesn't
Speaker 8: ruin it. If you'll go home, where Belle you need
Speaker 8: to come home? Generation squeeze three dollars. Acting like dating
Speaker 8: is straightforward is pretty funny. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 8: And he puts dating in quotes, acting like dating is straightforward,
Speaker 8: I don't. I mean, I don't. I mean the young
Speaker 8: people act like I think it's maybe an excuse. I
Speaker 8: don't know because I'm not twenty and single. But a
Speaker 8: lot of these young dudes are like, you don't understand,
Speaker 8: you don't care, you're all evil. Again, I'm married. But
Speaker 8: when we go out to eat, I noticed there are
Speaker 8: cute single girls and waitresses. In fact, we were at
Speaker 8: one restaurant where there was like three and I'm just thinking,
Speaker 8: like if I if you were a single dude, you
Speaker 8: could come easily meet and talk to a girl. I'm
Speaker 8: just saying, like the idea that no one is I
Speaker 8: just don't think that's true. But I will say that
Speaker 8: it's probably true that the younger you go, the weirder
Speaker 8: and spur gear and oddballer the girls are. And I'm
Speaker 8: told that many of them don't date. So maybe this
Speaker 8: is true. Maybe I just don't understand which is possible.
Speaker 8: I don't know. Dude said, meet a girl in a
Speaker 8: metal concert. That might actually I don't like metal, but
Speaker 8: that might actually work. When I was single, like I
Speaker 8: had rave chicks hitting on me pretty consistently. I had
Speaker 8: a somewhat popular DJ techno chick. She was looney as hell,
Speaker 8: but like we were going to go on a date.
Speaker 8: We chatted for three weeks on Skype and she had
Speaker 8: some like some hit singles in the so and then
Speaker 8: there was this other techno check that was interested. Doesn't
Speaker 8: I mean you could. I'm not saying these are ideal mates.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, like the idea that you can't meet
Speaker 8: a person, or it's just I don't understand. It doesn't
Speaker 8: make sense. Help me understand. I don't get it. Sean says,
Speaker 8: I'm in my forties. And I don't understand women under
Speaker 8: twenty five at all. Yeah, I mean again, I don't
Speaker 8: interact with or know any women under twenty five.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I mean.
Speaker 8: I met my wife on Facebook. I met my Jamie
Speaker 8: on internets. So yeah, I believe you, Zeph that the
Speaker 8: younger you go, the more spurgy and weird. But that's
Speaker 8: for everybody. That's gonna be the dudes and the girls.
Speaker 8: Right again, Father Deacon's having to like teach dudes, Riz,
Speaker 8: you got clergy teaching dudes, Riz. This should not be happening.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 8: The world is messed up. Blacksley, Blant and ten dollars.
Speaker 8: I went all in with bitcoin. I sold my stunk shares.
Speaker 8: My stepdad supports bitcoin bitcoin, he has some, but he
Speaker 8: thinks it's good to diversify. How would you refute boomer
Speaker 8: logic of diversification. The only way I could see the
Speaker 8: logic of diversifying is in the short term if you
Speaker 8: were somehow convinced and you knew that something was gonna
Speaker 8: like pop off. But I just I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 8: Have the time and the energy to like devote to
Speaker 8: following a bunch of stonks and following a bunch of
Speaker 8: markets and figuring out which one is the thing that's
Speaker 8: gonna be, you know, a five X in five years.
Speaker 8: It's just too much time, energy and effort to rather
Speaker 8: than just stacking SATs with almost ninety nine point nine
Speaker 8: percent surety that that will go up a five to
Speaker 8: ten X in the next five to ten years. You
Speaker 8: see what I'm saying. And that's the one thing that
Speaker 8: bitcoin people always point out, like bitcoin gives you your
Speaker 8: time back. It's not just everybody's got the wrong mindset
Speaker 8: of thinking of this as an investment. That's such a
Speaker 8: small thing as to what this is. It's not just
Speaker 8: an investment. It's not. I mean, maybe you want to
Speaker 8: do it for view it that way, whatever, But what
Speaker 8: I'm saying is that it's not just an investment. It's
Speaker 8: the future of money. It's the ultimate store of value.
Speaker 8: It solved so many problems in terms of fiat currency debasement,
Speaker 8: all that, and it gets your time back. That's what
Speaker 8: people understand. It's getting your time bag, dude, meaning I
Speaker 8: don't have to devote so much energy to making a
Speaker 8: living and to catch up with the destruction of the
Speaker 8: purchasing power of the dollar right, like bobys. Why watch
Speaker 8: some videos of that one Dudeh's actually pretty funny. I
Speaker 8: forget his name. But the guy who watches all the
Speaker 8: zoomers and the millennials talk about life and dating and
Speaker 8: the economy. I forget the guy with the weird hair,
Speaker 8: the guy he was saying, he was playing these videos
Speaker 8: of people that are talking about working like eighty hours
Speaker 8: a week to catch up.
Speaker 2: And to.
Speaker 8: Keep up and to not just pay the bills, but
Speaker 8: like to have money to invest. Which I'm not saying
Speaker 8: you're bad if you bust your bud to do that,
Speaker 8: maybe you got to do that. But what I'm saying
Speaker 8: is that they're they're missing the point that they're never
Speaker 8: going to catch up, Like you can't catch up with
Speaker 8: the way that the FIA is being destroyed. You could
Speaker 8: work a thousand hours a week, dude, You're still not
Speaker 8: going to catch up. That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 8: So bedcoin buys back your time that you lost through
Speaker 8: currency debasement, so you don't have to work eighty hours
Speaker 8: a week. That's the point.
Speaker 2: Does that?
Speaker 8: Do you see what I'm saying? Guys, hit like hit share,
Speaker 8: but also do you want me to do stand up.
Speaker 8: I need to know what should I do? Help me out.
Speaker 8: You guys are smarter than me because you're a collective
Speaker 8: high mind of fast boys, and together our collective IQ
Speaker 8: of fast boys and ten percent girls, we can raise
Speaker 8: the IQ's of the few slow boys in the audience
Speaker 8: who are here to get fast boid. They want to
Speaker 8: get fast forwarded, and we're gonna do that. We're gonna
Speaker 8: help them up. Looks like most people say they would.
Speaker 8: Would you would you come to my stand up? That's
Speaker 8: a real question here now, would you sit there and
Speaker 8: yap on the internet? Will you come out and watch it?
Speaker 8: Because that's the only point of doing it, Otherwise just
Speaker 8: me talking a bunch of them blue hair freaks who
Speaker 8: are not gonna like me. Abrozy says, bring me up
Speaker 8: on space inward, uh as Bro's what's up? Dogs up?
Speaker 12: Dog?
Speaker 8: It was so j what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Nothing much of I wanted to comment on.
Speaker 20: Well, I guess two things. I'll go ahead and take
Speaker 20: the thing about the I'll ask the question about the
Speaker 20: schism because FBA is the one here in case he
Speaker 20: wants to and maybe this is something you just need
Speaker 20: to d m me uh and I'm only asking because,
Speaker 20: like I split Tim, I haven't necessarily chosen exactly which
Speaker 20: one I want to just like to stay at.
Speaker 3: Specifically, I spend time.
Speaker 20: At a at a at a Russian and a Serbian parish,
Speaker 20: and I guess obviously my question would be like, how
Speaker 20: exactly how would that impact either one of them? Because
Speaker 20: obviously I know it's not necessarily the same, they aren't
Speaker 20: necessarily the same. But if if there was some if
Speaker 20: there was some schism with that with them, would need
Speaker 20: attendant either one of them?
Speaker 3: Would that be an issue?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: Most likely, Really, this is this is only going to
Speaker 8: affect I mean, I'm not trying to shut you off,
Speaker 8: but because I did want to bring FDA, he could
Speaker 8: probably speak.
Speaker 3: To this better than me.
Speaker 8: But I mean, really, this would only affect certain I
Speaker 8: think perishes, and people that this would really affect would
Speaker 8: probably already have a sense because it would probably already
Speaker 8: be a very acuminous minded perish and this would all
Speaker 8: kind of be obvious. Father Deacon, would you like to
Speaker 8: comment on this?
Speaker 3: Oh? You added me on? Sorry, what was the question again?
Speaker 8: That was what would you care to comment on? How
Speaker 8: Laity should view a potential future jurisdictional problem. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 17: Yeah, you don't have to worry about because you're you're
Speaker 17: not clergy, so you're not you're not baptizing to a jurisdiction.
Speaker 3: You're baptizing the Orthodox Church and you go to a jurisdiction.
Speaker 3: But you're free to go to whatever jurisdiction you want.
Speaker 8: But this will Specifically, the question was, what if I'm
Speaker 8: at a Serbian parish or you know, a church that
Speaker 8: you know might go either way or something like.
Speaker 3: That, but you don't have to worry about it until
Speaker 3: it happens, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly right. But should it happen, what would you
Speaker 8: I mean, to go to another parish? Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: Let me see, we got another question here. Owen Jones
Speaker 8: two dollars. I met my fiance in a local group chat.
Speaker 8: It can work. Yeah, so I heard. I've heard like
Speaker 8: younger dudes saying, oh, all the girls are online, and
Speaker 8: uh I met Jamie online. So I mean, I'm not
Speaker 8: saying it's ideal to meet a person online, but it's
Speaker 8: not impossible and it's not like the end of the world. FDA.
Speaker 8: You deal with a lot of young guys, you deal
Speaker 8: with a lot of you know, single dudes, do you
Speaker 8: have any wisdom on this situation? Way? Basically, I hear
Speaker 8: a lot of complaints from young dudes that there's no
Speaker 8: good girls, there's no point, and I don't you know,
Speaker 8: what would you say to this?
Speaker 3: Basically, there's like nobody out there.
Speaker 8: So everybody's evil, everybody sucks.
Speaker 17: I mean, it's like kind of just general advice. First
Speaker 17: of all, if that's true, you can't control that, so
Speaker 17: why are you complain? What you can't control is learning
Speaker 17: if you're come a man.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: Young guys get mad when you say this, They say, oh,
Speaker 8: here we go.
Speaker 17: Well it's true though, like everybody we talked about, and
Speaker 17: you know, no fault of their own.
Speaker 3: Our society.
Speaker 17: And you know, I even criticize my generation because gen
Speaker 17: X is what created this among gen z, because gen
Speaker 17: z are the kids of jen x.
Speaker 5: Is.
Speaker 17: We create an environment of infantilities, infantilizing, coddling, tiger mom,
Speaker 17: helicopter like all of this stuff, where we put them
Speaker 17: in a situation where it's like they're not man.
Speaker 3: They're like they certainly, I mean, take take what I
Speaker 3: was doing. It's sixteen, eighteen years old, that's what twenty
Speaker 3: five twenty eight year olds are doing, and so it's like,
Speaker 3: what do you want to be that way? I mean,
Speaker 3: you can, you can do whatever you want, but it's
Speaker 3: like the fact of the matter is.
Speaker 17: You're infantilist, you know, and you've got to acquire, you know,
Speaker 17: certain virtues and stuff. And so I think if you
Speaker 17: work on yourself and we know what that's code for, right,
Speaker 17: eating healthy, well, reading books. So that's white supremacist.
Speaker 8: Let me let me ask you that. So here's a
Speaker 8: young guy asking the question. I forgot to read the
Speaker 8: rest of his super chat and let me let me
Speaker 8: see what because he's directing this at responses like what
Speaker 8: you gave. He says, if you act like dating is straightforward,
Speaker 8: this is actually pretty funny. When I listened to Orthodox priests,
Speaker 8: they say things like, traditionally dating didn't even exist. So
Speaker 8: what am I supposed to do when you give me
Speaker 8: information like that? Well, look, we don't live in the
Speaker 8: Middle Ages where your dad. We're not in a courtship world.
Speaker 8: So it would be nice if we had situations where
Speaker 8: adults were involved and you talk to parents and you know,
Speaker 8: but we're not in that world. So what would you
Speaker 8: say to that?
Speaker 3: Quoting yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 17: I mean it's so silly to be like, well, you know,
Speaker 17: so that's how it used to be in medieval Europe,
Speaker 17: like can't we have that now?
Speaker 3: It's like obviously, but you know that's why courage events,
Speaker 3: you know, and you and I talked about where the
Speaker 3: father Vlad.
Speaker 17: And you and I are going to do an event
Speaker 17: coming up later this year, and uh, you know Montanico,
Speaker 17: it's like, come up here, I'll help you. That's a
Speaker 17: great play, like have girls and young guys come up,
Speaker 17: and you know, the priests and the priest's wife, you.
Speaker 3: Know, can work on match making. Now. I had one
Speaker 3: that guy asked me what does match making look like?
Speaker 3: So he thought like it was literally some like match
Speaker 3: making where you marry off the the bedo win's daughter
Speaker 3: to the.
Speaker 8: I think Tim Gordon, I mean, we're not triedcast. But
Speaker 8: I get the impression that when Tim and his wife
Speaker 8: did that dating service, what they were trying to do
Speaker 8: was this sort of like profile the person, match them
Speaker 8: up with a girl that they had profiled. And so
Speaker 8: I mean they were trying to do something quasi traditional.
Speaker 8: But I don't know what what happened with that or
Speaker 8: if it worked out or not.
Speaker 3: And when when I was.
Speaker 17: Working with the priests and when I was in southern California,
Speaker 17: I was constantly doing that stuff. There was there was
Speaker 17: plenty of potential matches through events.
Speaker 3: And stuff like that. So the other thing, too, is
Speaker 3: maybe you should say maybe I don't have a good
Speaker 3: what's the word I want to use. I'm not good
Speaker 3: at assessing what actually a good matches.
Speaker 8: You're not You're not a cupid, You're not a love,
Speaker 8: You're not the love. What's that?
Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying is the young guys who are
Speaker 3: like these girls are no good. It's like, maybe you
Speaker 3: don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: Oh, well, they're probably talking about like their friends that
Speaker 8: are gamers or girls they meet in their college class
Speaker 8: who with purple hair. It's yeah, we know that that's
Speaker 8: a huge portion. Yeah we know.
Speaker 17: I always just say, rip, it's too bad. You got
Speaker 17: your kids are going to have to become monks.
Speaker 3: It sucks to be well.
Speaker 8: See, I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't. I mean
Speaker 8: I think you just at a certain point, Yeah, you
Speaker 8: make the best. You're making the best of the situation
Speaker 8: that you can't.
Speaker 3: Change, right. Yeah, And so just work on the things
Speaker 3: and trust God.
Speaker 8: That's the other thing too, is everybody just sort of
Speaker 8: acts blackpilled and ever change. What's the point?
Speaker 17: Yeah, exactly, it's just like it's demonic. It's you know,
Speaker 17: we've been in worse times before, you know, don't despair,
Speaker 17: trust God. And maybe I mean the other thing too
Speaker 17: is it's there's kind of an arrogance and pride that
Speaker 17: I know exactly what I want and need in life.
Speaker 17: It's like you don't know, you're in your twenties and
Speaker 17: you're spiritually and intellectually and socially immature and probably closer
Speaker 17: to sixteen.
Speaker 3: Like of course you don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 3: and what you want and what you need.
Speaker 17: So just you know, work on the things that you
Speaker 17: can fix and work like and you know, like script says,
Speaker 17: see first the king, God and the rest.
Speaker 3: Will be added to you. Well, I'm gonna look like that.
Speaker 17: And that's that's how you know it's demonic. The demons
Speaker 17: are like, well don't look at the kingdom. Look over here,
Speaker 17: look at this thing happened. Look how bad the world is? Right,
Speaker 17: And it's like you got to figure that out. That
Speaker 17: that's what's happening.
Speaker 8: I mean the last two girls that before Jamie. So
Speaker 8: there was Jamie and there was you know, I was
Speaker 8: almost married prior to that in my twenties, and I
Speaker 8: met her at a coffee shop and she was reading
Speaker 8: her Bible and I was in there reading my Bible.
Speaker 8: And that's struck up a conversation. She was raised Baptists
Speaker 8: or raised Catholic, was Baptist at the time, and then
Speaker 8: we ended up dating for four years, we almost got married,
Speaker 8: and then very similar situation with Jamie. Jamis raised Baptist.
Speaker 8: I just don't understand why young single orthodox dudes just
Speaker 8: go find a Baptist girl, because there are good Baptist
Speaker 8: girls that are serious about their beliefs to some degree.
Speaker 8: Don't expect perfection. This is silly that she's not perfect.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to talk to her. It's like nobody's
Speaker 8: going to be perfect, right. You've got to balance out
Speaker 8: unrealistic expectations with the possibility that you can't actually lead
Speaker 8: and influence a person.
Speaker 3: Geez, she doesn't even know about spiders.
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, ar Con Games became a member for two months. Now,
Speaker 8: we did that. Jay the Cather's going to cancel the
Speaker 8: Oasis concert. Well, that would be pretty gay, if faking gay,
Speaker 8: if Oasis canceled because a bunch of gay Roman Catholics complained.
Speaker 8: But the Gallagher brothers have been known to cancer shows.
Speaker 8: So but I think that I watched an interesting video
Speaker 8: by a mega Oasis fan, British dude, and he was
Speaker 8: actually pointing out that the Chicago concert is the fifteen
Speaker 8: sixteen year anniversary of Oasis breaking up and Oasis never
Speaker 8: was able really to capture a US audience, and so
Speaker 8: they might he was arguing, it was a pretty interesting
Speaker 8: take that they would like to befriend and ask for
Speaker 8: the forgiveness of America for canceling the tours in the
Speaker 8: past and never really capturing an American audience. And yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't think they would cancel this exact anniversary. And
Speaker 8: Nola even wrote a song about this that this guy
Speaker 8: was arguing anyway, Geordan ten dollars, it's worse than you think. Well,
Speaker 8: I'm sure that Kouf so I know koof had a
Speaker 8: big impact on people's mental health, especially younger people. Dating
Speaker 8: is very deceptive. You don't find women who aren't feminists
Speaker 8: or don't have wild social views. The good ones are
Speaker 8: already locked in. I get again. I don't know. It's
Speaker 8: just I'm not in this domain and you have you
Speaker 8: have to trust God and you have to to.
Speaker 3: What were we gonna say, Well, I mean, so what
Speaker 3: it's worse than then we said? Then what? That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It's like, what are you gonna do? You're
Speaker 3: gonna wallow in the mire and just cry, or like
Speaker 3: are you gonna do.
Speaker 12: Something about it?
Speaker 8: Dre God the Passport King says for five dollars. Since
Speaker 8: we live in socially chaotic times, the dating environment is
Speaker 8: very toxic now. I think that that it was toxic
Speaker 8: even when I was single before Jamie. I went on
Speaker 8: tender dates. I went on you know, dates with people
Speaker 8: I met in the real world, and it was pretty wild.
Speaker 8: I mean, I've got some crazy stories on What I
Speaker 8: learned from that was that I wasn't going to meet
Speaker 8: any equality persons in those networks right. Very unlikely to
Speaker 8: meet a quality date on tender, Very unlikely to meet
Speaker 8: a girl in a bar that's going to be a
Speaker 8: quality date unless you are kind of in a friend
Speaker 8: group that you know. For example, I met a few
Speaker 8: girls back when I was single that were in my
Speaker 8: brother's friend group from his college, right, so we would
Speaker 8: go hang out. I met some of him and his
Speaker 8: fiance's friends and I went on some dates with them,
Speaker 8: And that was a bar setting, but it was people
Speaker 8: that were kind of paired up to meet. So I
Speaker 8: wasn't like I went into a bar fresh and just
Speaker 8: started talking to random checks or anything. It wasn't like that.
Speaker 8: So I mean that kind of a setting can work.
Speaker 8: And also what I'm getting at is that it seems
Speaker 8: that a lot of successful pairings tend to come from
Speaker 8: people pairing people, That's what I'm trying to say, and
Speaker 8: people who know people. That seems to be more effective
Speaker 8: than just randomly meeting people. Now again I'm not saying
Speaker 8: it's not possible. You can randomly meet somebody. It could
Speaker 8: work out. But Dre God is arguing that maybe you
Speaker 8: need to go to another country. I don't know. I
Speaker 8: haven't talked to or gone to other countries, but I
Speaker 8: know that Internet is everywhere, So like people in other countries,
Speaker 8: if the Internet is affecting people with toxic mind viruses,
Speaker 8: like they're going to be affected with it too. A
Speaker 8: lot of the women who want to meet an American guy,
Speaker 8: they want to come to America to be an American.
Speaker 8: You see what I'm like, So they're probably already not
Speaker 8: wanting to be what you think is this Pacific islander
Speaker 8: traditional woman. I mean, but I don't know. Maybe maybe
Speaker 8: actually going to freaking lot Via is about I don't know,
Speaker 8: I've never been to these other countries. I get the
Speaker 8: impression though, that a random outsider dude, you're probably viewed
Speaker 8: with some suspicion, you know what I mean, Like, what
Speaker 8: are you gonna do? You're going to go to a
Speaker 8: lot Vian village and find some like home homely you know,
Speaker 8: chick baking bread? No homeless, A homely woman in a
Speaker 8: village baking bread. Well, I mean they're not. They don't
Speaker 8: want to bury their daughter off to you, Like, what
Speaker 8: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I think they would. They would, I absolutely do that.
Speaker 17: Like people have a crazy, weird kind of a country's
Speaker 17: romanticized idea of.
Speaker 3: Americans. First of all, they think you're all rich.
Speaker 8: Oh interesting, because I went to other.
Speaker 3: Countries and immediately the family was like take my daughter,
Speaker 3: And like I was like what.
Speaker 8: That was crazy? Okay, I didn't know this Again, maybe
Speaker 8: I just assumed that like the women that would be interested.
Speaker 8: Are the ones who I want to go to America
Speaker 8: to become American girl. I want to be feminist in
Speaker 8: New York City girl. I want Gucci bag because like
Speaker 8: the two or three stories I've heard about, like the
Speaker 8: like say, Russian brides. I know that's not the same
Speaker 8: thing as passport bros or whatever, but like the two
Speaker 8: or three stories I've heard about Russian brides of people
Speaker 8: that I knew, one guy I think is still married
Speaker 8: to one, but then the other two cases like they
Speaker 8: were just wanting to come to America to become like
Speaker 8: western rich American girl, and they weren't. They just wanted
Speaker 8: to come here for Moneydude, I was.
Speaker 3: But I don't mean statistically, like the success rate of that.
Speaker 8: That's a good question. I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 8: Jack the guitar God, he says, I'm thirty five. I
Speaker 8: have my age older and younger women that are interested,
Speaker 8: and they're downright giving me their number and I'm not
Speaker 8: even having to ask. It is not as bad as
Speaker 8: these people think. Well, if you're a guitar dude and
Speaker 8: you have a cool dude vibe, then you're probably you
Speaker 8: probably have your choice. So it might again It's hard
Speaker 8: to know exactly what's going on, but a lot of
Speaker 8: the dudes that are complaining, they might be nerdy dudes
Speaker 8: that need to make a change. Maybe not. Maybe you're
Speaker 8: a super awesome chad twenty year old.
Speaker 3: Dude and you're just.
Speaker 8: You have insight into reality beyond everyone else. Or maybe
Speaker 8: you're a fat gamer who's lived on the internet and
Speaker 8: you don't know how to have a conversation. I mean,
Speaker 8: I think both things can be happening here. Maybe it's both.
Speaker 8: I'm not dissing you, Jordaane, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 8: But maybe Jordaane's nineteen years old, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: Maybe he's nineteen and dealing with like insane nineteen year
Speaker 8: old girls who are totally brainwashed, which I think there's
Speaker 8: a ton of that. Well here he is, let's let
Speaker 8: him answer. Jordaan's what's on your one? This has turned
Speaker 8: into riz chat, which is fine with me. I don't
Speaker 8: care whatever you guys want to talk about, can.
Speaker 4: You hear me?
Speaker 21: Yes, sir, So like guys like me who actually talk
Speaker 21: to women, we're not saying that there are good women
Speaker 21: out there. That's like not we understand there are good
Speaker 21: women out there, and they're like abundant.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 21: The problem with today's thing is is it's very hard
Speaker 21: to pick the good women from the bad wild right
Speaker 21: because like this whole like feminist.
Speaker 13: Mindset is like I'll talk to a girl for three
Speaker 13: or four months and find.
Speaker 21: Out out that like what he really means by being
Speaker 21: submissive or like wanting a guy to lead or being
Speaker 21: an auditional relationship is like me picking nowhere to eat,
Speaker 21: but then everything else it has to be like a
Speaker 21: fight or something like that. Like, so it's it's not
Speaker 21: we're saying like there isn't good women out there, because
Speaker 21: that would be ridiculous, because there is. It's just very
Speaker 21: hard to discern that and to get to like the
Speaker 21: like the actual values and quality of a woman because
Speaker 21: a lot of them are just ring chasers or they
Speaker 21: see relationships as status. They want to be with someone
Speaker 21: just to say they're with someone. So it's very hard
Speaker 21: to find that. It's not like there are guys, I
Speaker 21: agree with you. There are guys who don't talk to
Speaker 21: women and struggle with that, and that's up to them.
Speaker 21: But it's the discernment right now is the problem. Because
Speaker 21: you have the blue haired ones. But the normal ones
Speaker 21: or that look normal, they're not normal. They're all like
Speaker 21: the caedules stuck with all the time. Like these secret
Speaker 21: feminists are like psyo feminists.
Speaker 8: They're everywhere good. That's probably true. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 8: saying that you're lying, but I think that can you
Speaker 8: say what age group? You don't have to say, hold
Speaker 8: your what age group? I'm twenty three, Okay, I figured
Speaker 8: this is younger, the under twenties, And I bet that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I feel like the brainwashing is more effective the younger.
Speaker 3: You go, what do you think.
Speaker 21: It's It's it's pretty weird because it's like from like
Speaker 21: eighteen to twenty eight right now, like all of like
Speaker 21: there's like that.
Speaker 3: That's like the women that are like now, I generally
Speaker 3: won't date.
Speaker 13: People much like a girl, a girl much motialer than me,
Speaker 13: people's wear wordies. Girl a girl much older than me,
Speaker 13: Like maybe twenty.
Speaker 21: Five is my limit because like everything's so weird and
Speaker 21: maybe like she's had a chance to flesh stuff out
Speaker 21: and figure it out herself.
Speaker 13: But they don't know they're being feminist. That's the hard
Speaker 13: part some of the time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 21: So it's like yeah, they think everything's right, and yeah,
Speaker 21: the younger you go, it's it started to turn around
Speaker 21: a little bit. But I'm not dating like an eighteen nine.
Speaker 8: Year old shake you know, so so would you say
Speaker 8: the younger you go, it's it's even worse.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 21: I think my generation is just gonna have to wait
Speaker 21: to get married because a lot of them are pushing
Speaker 21: back right, so like the products of divorce and like
Speaker 21: kind of like this public seeing of like what feminist
Speaker 21: must toss and like what their mom, like the helicopter,
Speaker 21: like the divorce helicopter mom put them through. Like they're
Speaker 21: starting to You're they're starting to see a flip. But
Speaker 21: like for guys like maybe who want to like have
Speaker 21: kids early and like like you know what I mean,
Speaker 21: Like that's not it's probably not gonna be optional with
Speaker 21: to wait till I'm twenty eight and find like and
Speaker 21: a smarter girl when she's twenty three and I'm twenty
Speaker 21: eight or something like that.
Speaker 13: Once it's had a time to flip. So that's kind
Speaker 13: of the problem right now. I think, like I think
Speaker 13: I think FDA is one hundred percent right.
Speaker 21: We're not gonna be able to get married right now,
Speaker 21: just build ourselves in the men that we need to be,
Speaker 21: and then when the time comes, find the life that's
Speaker 21: there that got the bots.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's kind of what I ended up having to do.
Speaker 8: I mean, but and also, I mean there's a lot
Speaker 8: of you know, weird eccentric things going on in my case,
Speaker 8: you know, being you know, being in the roady for
Speaker 8: hooting the blowfish for many airs, being you know, in
Speaker 8: the background of a lot of Chinese geopolitical espionage. I mean,
Speaker 8: I didn't live a normal life, so it's very hard
Speaker 8: for me to relate, you know, to what's going on nowadays.
Speaker 8: But Bobby CE says, for five dollars, bit quint orthodoxy
Speaker 8: share cool aspects. There's a few parallels that I've noticed
Speaker 8: as I've learned about both. There are the decentralization, you know,
Speaker 8: this the firewall of decentralization. I think you're absolutely right,
Speaker 8: Bobby C. That's a great point.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 8: Joe Vargas, you should do stand up for five dollars,
Speaker 8: not do stand up for five dollars, he says. Joe
Speaker 8: Vargus for five dollars says you should do stand up.
Speaker 8: You would be a natural. Where would you do stand up.
Speaker 8: Well at our live events, you kind of get a
Speaker 8: little taste of that. So every one of the live
Speaker 8: events kind of has, you know, a degree of this.
Speaker 8: But strictly speaking, quote stand up, I mean, if you
Speaker 8: were to do that, it would have to be uh,
Speaker 8: you know, Jacksonville or Nashville. But see the problem is
Speaker 8: the venues of both Jacksonville and Nashville are not ideal
Speaker 8: venues for people of our ilk. Do you see what
Speaker 8: I'm saying now, I will say this, Okay, two people
Speaker 8: three three, now two that two people from the Nashville
Speaker 8: scene have become big, right, Nate Bargatzi and Keith Alberstadt.
Speaker 8: Keith is kind of nobody's really falling Keith, but I
Speaker 8: mean he's a paid, you know, full time stand up
Speaker 8: And it's interesting because when I did some stand up
Speaker 8: back in the nineties in Nashville, it was when Keith
Speaker 8: Alberstatt was starting, so I knew I've met him and
Speaker 8: knew him ever since then. And people are actually believing
Speaker 8: my hooting in the Blowfish. I wasn't a roady for
Speaker 8: hitting the blowfish, dude. I was just choking, Like I
Speaker 8: wasn't involved in Chinese espionage. Dude, it was just just
Speaker 8: silly U.
Speaker 3: I heard stand up?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you could go to go do stand up and
Speaker 8: get a wife in China. There we go, right, THEO
Speaker 8: Vaughn is not from Nashville, No, he just moved there.
Speaker 8: The local Nashville comedy scene is it's it's hard to
Speaker 8: explain what it's like. It's let me put it this way.
Speaker 8: Is the last time that I was gonna do stand
Speaker 8: up in Nashville. I went to a venue This is
Speaker 8: about two thousand and seven. I forget what it was,
Speaker 8: and it's it's a like a weird click of leftoid
Speaker 8: atheist creeps. And all the routines were like peedo jokes.
Speaker 8: A woman who dressed up like many pearl black dudes
Speaker 8: doing every black dude's stand at routine, and it was
Speaker 8: all run and control by this like atheist weirdo dude
Speaker 8: with a beanie like a like a fat tempool. And
Speaker 8: then then this dude kind of like stepped into the
Speaker 8: Nashville improv open mic scene. And I don't mean to
Speaker 8: be mean. I don't think this guy's funny. It's what
Speaker 8: am I? How can I explain this? It's almost like
Speaker 8: it's like to do stand up. You have to undergo
Speaker 8: a giant humiliation ritual where you listen to the most degenerate,
Speaker 8: awful stuff for ten years from all of these other
Speaker 8: horrible people who are not funny. And there is value
Speaker 8: in that, in the sense of like the stage time
Speaker 8: and all this kind of stuff, but like it's just miserable.
Speaker 8: It's like awful vibes. It's it's like a demonic atmosphere almost.
Speaker 8: I don't know how to describe it. Hey, Jamie, could
Speaker 8: you made me an expresso a quad? Please? Thank you.
Speaker 8: I just learned what a quad was the other day,
Speaker 8: and I've been drinking expresso expresso for years. I can't
Speaker 8: even play this routine is so gross that I can't
Speaker 8: even play it. Like I'm not even gonna play it.
Speaker 8: And I was gonna play some of these, but I mean,
Speaker 8: even these people are too gross. It's like, I don't know,
Speaker 8: it would have to be Orlando, Orlando's, Jacksonville, Nashville. All
Speaker 8: the venues though, are like the So that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 8: is like, if my audience would come to the comedy club,
Speaker 8: that might work. I was just gonna say that, but then,
Speaker 8: but then we'd have to sit there and listen to
Speaker 8: a much of just awful stuff. You know what you
Speaker 8: could do too, I just go, you go heckle the comedians.
Speaker 17: You can make a Bible Bell Baptist comedy tour and
Speaker 17: you could like make a bunch of Bible theology jokes
Speaker 17: where you make fun of.
Speaker 8: Well, one of the guys that's at Zany's actually does that.
Speaker 8: FDA so Zany's has this has this thing where they
Speaker 8: do in Nashville. They do this thing like Wholesome Night,
Speaker 8: which is not a bad idea, I mean, but the
Speaker 8: problem is that it's not it's not very funny unfortunately, Like.
Speaker 3: Stop me if you've heard this one.
Speaker 17: So I was talking with a Protestant and Protestants seem
Speaker 17: to be concerned with invisibility.
Speaker 3: I've told you this, right. They hate icons because it's uh,
Speaker 3: it's visibility.
Speaker 17: They believe in invisible churches, which is why it would
Speaker 17: obviously explain why they can never find the true church
Speaker 17: because they think it's invisible.
Speaker 8: Niche. These are very niche jokes, for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And the funny thing is is that there was
Speaker 3: a person on Jim Bobs that actually believe this.
Speaker 8: And you're not.
Speaker 17: You're not even I kid, you not Like I was
Speaker 17: going off on this person in the chat. Person starts
Speaker 17: saying that, well, you're not. The church isn't a building
Speaker 17: because Christ says to not pray in public, that you
Speaker 17: have to go into your house and pray in the closet.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 17: So you can just imagine Christ telling the disciples and
Speaker 17: the garden getsemone, you know, to keep watch and pray,
Speaker 17: and they.
Speaker 3: Were like, well, Lord, where are the closets?
Speaker 17: Right they're looking for because they're they're obviously the apostles
Speaker 17: were Protestants, and they knew you have to if you're
Speaker 17: gonna pray, you gotta pray, you gotta find a closet praying.
Speaker 3: And then you've got the problem too that it says
Speaker 3: pray without ceasing.
Speaker 17: So we have a whole like slew of Protestants that
Speaker 17: are like gremlins that live in closets that nobody's even
Speaker 17: seen because they're bad theology. They think that you're to
Speaker 17: pray without ceasing him. But if you're praying, got to
Speaker 17: pray in closet. So anyways, I'm just trying to say
Speaker 17: that here we got a whole another class of people
Speaker 17: that haven't come out of the closet.
Speaker 3: There's some stand up for you right there. There we go.
Speaker 8: This dude has already beat you to this. So there's
Speaker 8: a dude that is at Zanies. I've never heard of
Speaker 8: this guy. His name is Johnny W and his whole
Speaker 8: thing is Bible belt Baptist comedy. Not kidding. So let's
Speaker 8: see if I mean, I feel like this could be funny.
Speaker 8: But let's see. Let's se if you guys think this
Speaker 8: is funny, Let's give him a chance to serious. Says okay,
Speaker 8: church Stample.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Church is weird though I love church, but it was
Speaker 8: a little strange.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 8: Did y'all have the first five month of the pandemic
Speaker 8: twenty twenty where your pastor's just preaching to an empty
Speaker 8: room and a camera like a hostage video. Did y'all
Speaker 8: go through that phase? This dude seems gay as hell, though.
Speaker 8: That was kind of funny. He's just reading a list
Speaker 8: of demands.
Speaker 3: They're treading as well. It's weird.
Speaker 8: The church is weird though, man. But then we started
Speaker 8: getting back together.
Speaker 3: It was pretty cool.
Speaker 8: June or so of twenty twenty started be kind of
Speaker 8: people kind of scared but we started to getting and
Speaker 8: then Cracker Barrel opened the same week. I was like
Speaker 8: the zeal And It's I knew we turned a corner.
Speaker 8: And then my wife friend wants to come out with us.
Speaker 8: You know, yeah, that's it's weird because apparently what what
Speaker 8: Zoni Zanies did was they created a There's There's the
Speaker 8: normal club, and then they bought the building next door
Speaker 8: and they do clean comedy events in the in the
Speaker 8: building of store. It's not a bad idea, but it's
Speaker 8: just like a lot of these, it's hard. Like the
Speaker 8: normal comedy will is where it will actually be funny,
Speaker 8: but it'll also be disgusting. But then like the clean comedy,
Speaker 8: which is a good idea, is actually not gonna be
Speaker 8: that funny. Unfortunately, I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 8: to say. I don't know what this is. It's a
Speaker 8: mystery I can't figure out. Uh, straight white male became
Speaker 8: a member. It's easier to find traditional women and you
Speaker 8: go when you go to other parts of the world
Speaker 8: without a doubt. Well, we do have a lot of veterans, uh,
Speaker 8: you know, well traveled individuals in this audience, and so
Speaker 8: they probably do have a better sense I've only been
Speaker 8: to Italy, England, Mexico, and Canada. Those only places I've
Speaker 8: ever been. So I don't know if I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 8: I'm not a world travel man.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 3: I heard the Best Wives from behind the ice Wall.
Speaker 8: Uh FDA just came out as a flat earther. We
Speaker 8: just got him. I wonder what kind of would be
Speaker 8: over the ice wall. I could see a boomer joke
Speaker 8: with that. I met my wife, got her. She was
Speaker 8: on the other side of the ice wall. That was
Speaker 8: gonna be different. She's still ruining my credit card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we uh, you could do a whole dating service
Speaker 3: just for flat earthers.
Speaker 8: Flatter dating that is flat ay, that's a free that's
Speaker 8: a that's a grift that we've not seen yet. If
Speaker 8: we had this schizo chat in the comedy club, would
Speaker 8: be hilarious, straight with art, That's what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 8: I don't know you guys probably don't know this, but
Speaker 8: after the live streams, I actually go back. I don't
Speaker 8: listen to myself. I actually put the volume down and
Speaker 8: I read the chat. You guys are like usually ten
Speaker 8: times funnier than my shit. So, uh, the chat is awesome.
Speaker 8: Like you guys are the funniest. That's why I highly
Speaker 8: value my chat's opinions as to whether I should engage
Speaker 8: in something like standard. But I just can't figure how
Speaker 8: to do it because I know that, first of all,
Speaker 8: it's hard as heck to get people to come out
Speaker 8: to any live events, Like we have this pretty good
Speaker 8: sized audience, and but maybe my maybe my adventsor is
Speaker 8: not that good people that they seem to love them
Speaker 8: when they come. But you could argue that maybe my
Speaker 8: venture is not that great. But we get, you know what,
Speaker 8: one hundred and twenty people out MAX with you know,
Speaker 8: the audience that we have, and I'm thinking, like maybe
Speaker 8: it's just hard to get people to go to stuff.
Speaker 8: I don't know, but now I know you had a
Speaker 8: big Montanica attendance, which is pretty great. You had what
Speaker 8: two hundred you get one seventy I.
Speaker 3: Had one hundred and seventy five people.
Speaker 17: There was like two fifty on Sunday because we had
Speaker 17: prisoners come.
Speaker 3: But that's yeah, that's Max. I'm maxed out.
Speaker 17: I can't do any so I don't know about you, dude,
Speaker 17: But like I don't know, many problem get numbers too.
Speaker 8: Well, maybe maybe my stuff is just not any good.
Speaker 8: That's also all possibility. We have had interesting experiences where
Speaker 8: there was no air conditioning. It was like the Nashville event,
Speaker 8: which was a blast. The first one we did was
Speaker 8: one hundred twenty people and it was in a ghetto
Speaker 8: ass venue. I didn't actually realize it was in a
Speaker 8: ghetto area, so that's not my fault. But they also
Speaker 8: didn't have air conditioning, which I didn't know. So everybody
Speaker 8: still had fun, though, but it was hot as heck
Speaker 8: in there, so but it would be so. But the
Speaker 8: thing is with stand up would be a lot different
Speaker 8: because it would be like an open mic night. They're
Speaker 8: only going to give you like four or five minutes,
Speaker 8: so it would be people coming out to watch a
Speaker 8: bunch of horrible comics and then me for like four minutes.
Speaker 8: So it's that maybe that's not worth anybody even coming
Speaker 8: out through. I don't even know cool.
Speaker 3: But my favorite events was the event we did with
Speaker 3: Jamie Kennedy and.
Speaker 8: Just well, yeah, that was that was a blast.
Speaker 3: We had We had a lot of people there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we've never I think we've we've always said one hundred,
Speaker 8: like even all the events cracked one hundred. And we
Speaker 8: did two with Jamie Those cracked one hundred. But anyway, but.
Speaker 3: That's my old stomping round too. So and then what
Speaker 3: was really cool about that too is the Fourth of
Speaker 3: July party we had.
Speaker 8: Yes, that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one of my favorites.
Speaker 8: The other thing to a lot of these comedy clubs do,
Speaker 8: which is kind of a crappy thing, is when they
Speaker 8: do open mic night, they actually want you to pay
Speaker 8: for their lessons. It's like pay for lessons what Like
Speaker 8: in the nineties in Nashville there was like five places
Speaker 8: you could just go do open mic stuff. You don't
Speaker 8: have to sign up for some sort of course like yeah,
Speaker 8: we're gonna pay me one hundred and twenty dollars you
Speaker 8: know a month to to bomb on stage and learned
Speaker 8: that you're bombing on stage. I don't need to pay
Speaker 8: you to know that I'm bombing on stage. Ash BROSI No,
Speaker 8: we did him. Sorry cool Barracud of five dollars. I
Speaker 8: agree with you, but I'm curious how do we reconcile
Speaker 8: me unequally yoked? If the single girls are anti Christian
Speaker 8: I didn't I've never told you to be yoked with
Speaker 8: some crazy lib chick.
Speaker 2: Do not do that.
Speaker 8: I'm saying, you find a good Baptist girl and you
Speaker 8: make an Orthodox That's what I'm saying. He says, it's
Speaker 8: hot out here for a pimp trying to get the
Speaker 8: money for the rant. That's a that's a Triple six
Speaker 8: Mafia song. You know what's hot a here for a PM.
Speaker 8: But again, I mean, I'm encouraged to do it because, dude,
Speaker 8: these comedians are the worst. Man you think I'm joking.
Speaker 8: Let me tell you what. Listen, do you know about
Speaker 8: chocolate milk?
Speaker 12: Dog?
Speaker 8: Whoever made chocolate milk should be awarded a medal?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 8: Uh see, yeah, I actually like that. Like so the
Speaker 8: first guy they picked for their worst comedians, he just
Speaker 8: yells out, whoever made chocolate milk, she get a medal.
Speaker 8: I actually I think that's really funny. Now it goes worse,
Speaker 8: but I thought that was actually funny. Fuck. I don't
Speaker 8: know black chess got chocolate milk coming out through titties,
Speaker 8: but if they do, I'm gonna marry one. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: have one as my slave. That was so dumb and
Speaker 8: gross and weird that I actually thought that was kind
Speaker 8: of funny, but the rest of these people are the
Speaker 8: worst due.
Speaker 9: You ever hasn't been in situations where you get totally
Speaker 9: fucked without even.
Speaker 8: Knowing about it. Michael, you have to have to Let's
Speaker 8: start over you. Okay, So here's a there's a on stage,
Speaker 8: there's a dude wearing a dress, and then we got
Speaker 8: freaking bape store employee up here talking about nasty stuff.
Speaker 8: It was awful. And and what is the deal with
Speaker 8: stand ups humping the stool? Like I don't understand why
Speaker 8: stand ups have been doing this since the nineteen eighties
Speaker 8: and it was never funny, and then they just still
Speaker 8: keep doing it, like standards just keep humping the stool.
Speaker 8: I mean, like the Whitney Cummings is that. That's what
Speaker 8: I'm saying. Maybe stand up is just like a humiliation
Speaker 8: ritual that is supposed to go through. I'm tearing it up.
Speaker 8: I look in the corner and this guy's in the corner.
Speaker 8: He's I can't get order that. That sucks for myself.
Speaker 8: At least they're gonna laugh a little bit. Let's see,
Speaker 8: let's see what else I am so fuck.
Speaker 3: Is the easiest humor to do? Well, it's Stupid's stupid.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's it's almost it's super lazy and not
Speaker 8: funny ninety five percent of the time. You know what
Speaker 8: I mean?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: Me and Eugene says, for five dollars, Jay, you are
Speaker 8: destined for the black comedy circuit. We will accept him.
Speaker 8: I actually think that I would do good with black audiences,
Speaker 8: believe it or not, because black people have always thought
Speaker 8: I was funny.
Speaker 14: Right.
Speaker 8: If you're a white dude on the basketball team and
Speaker 8: you're the one white dude, how do you think you
Speaker 8: get along with the black dudes? You make him laugh? Dude,
Speaker 8: that's it. Black dudes love impressions. They love goofy white dudes.
Speaker 8: I learned this on the basketball team. So I actually
Speaker 8: think I probably could do decent with a black crowd
Speaker 8: because I started doing voices. Do black people love voices?
Speaker 8: They love they love it. Now here's the thing. So
Speaker 8: there's one comedy club in Jacksonville. I mean there's not one,
Speaker 8: but there's one.
Speaker 3: That does.
Speaker 8: What's the name of this comedy zone or something like that.
Speaker 8: So they have amateur night. But here's the thing. I
Speaker 8: looked on it, dude, to like all the comedians, this
Speaker 8: is like suddenly a black comedy club. Look at this one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 8: seven of eight stand ups is about to be black
Speaker 8: people on the stage. Number one. I'm a little scared
Speaker 8: because I'm just one white dude. This ain't the basketball team.
Speaker 8: I could try to pull from my experience of making
Speaker 8: the black dudes on the basketball team laugh, but this
Speaker 8: is all whole another realm. This is another dimension. I
Speaker 8: don't know if that's gonna work. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: So I appreciate see me, and Eugene is right, he
Speaker 8: knows what he knows. The black community would accept me
Speaker 8: because I am also identifying as a black person. Therefore
Speaker 8: they would accept me. I have multiple inward passes from
Speaker 8: multiple prominent black people now, but that doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 8: that in this world. Look, we got seven black people
Speaker 8: and one feminist white chick. See what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 8: a little scared as a white man to go into
Speaker 8: this domain. I just I feel like I might get killed.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 8: I just don't know if I can trust the Hodge
Speaker 8: Twins and mean Eugene and h Brosey. For all the
Speaker 8: love that I have for our black audience and Aisha
Speaker 8: the cool Girl shout out to our black fans. See,
Speaker 8: look at this the next row. One white dude, Steve Rodgers,
Speaker 8: the most white name of all times. Steve Rogers, twenty
Speaker 8: six dollars dude charging thirty dollars for his stand up.
Speaker 8: He better be funny. How's he making it? He must
Speaker 8: do white jokes, cause a white dude doing white jokes.
Speaker 8: Black people love that. A white dude doing black jokes.
Speaker 8: M that's where it starts to get iffy. I don't
Speaker 8: know why I get killed, but look at the whole
Speaker 8: lineup of Comedy Zone as all black people. Now, I
Speaker 8: don't care that it's all black. But what I'm saying is,
Speaker 8: I'm scared to do. I'm scared to do Open Mike Night.
Speaker 8: I don't know if I come back. But now we
Speaker 8: gotta see if this one white dude is funny. Let's
Speaker 8: see Stephen Rodgers. Is that that's what it sounds like?
Speaker 8: A fake That's that's a fake name. That's that's Captain
Speaker 8: America's name, isn't it That's a fake stage name? If
Speaker 8: I ever heard of one Stephen Rogers. Okay, well, he
Speaker 8: looks like he's he's in the Nate Bargatsi circles. All right,
Speaker 8: let's see what he's got a whole special one hundred
Speaker 8: and fifty thousand views. Let's see if he's funny.
Speaker 22: Yeah, my name is Stephen Rogers. I have the same
Speaker 22: name as the superhero Captain America. Yes, it's as big
Speaker 22: a deal as you all made it just now. It
Speaker 22: really sucks having the same name as a superhero, especially
Speaker 22: when you look.
Speaker 8: Like he did before he was super I hate it.
Speaker 22: Nobody gets it, nobody relates. Like recently, I'm met a
Speaker 22: guy named Peter Parker and we just hugged for a
Speaker 22: little bit.
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, dry bar comedy. Wait, so this is
Speaker 8: like non alcoholic, clean comedy. Angel Studios. It's Angel Studio.
Speaker 8: You're absolutely right. I didn't even realize that.
Speaker 11: Hm.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh. Well, I feel like I need people
Speaker 8: to be drinking at my thing. They're not gonna laugh
Speaker 8: at me, so they need to be drunk laugh at me.
Speaker 17: That Cheating Chong movie, you know where they go to
Speaker 17: play Battle of the Bands.
Speaker 8: Yes, I do remember that. We got Owen Jones says
Speaker 8: for five dollars. One of the silver linings of our
Speaker 8: broken society is that the bar has never been lower
Speaker 8: in every field, in every regard. Just start telling jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's what I'm saying. It's like literally every horrible person
Speaker 8: thinks they're a comedian, and you could just be a
Speaker 8: mid level comedian and you would outshine all these horrible people.
Speaker 8: That's what I'm thinking. I just got to be mid
Speaker 8: and I would be winning. That's what I'm saying. JCB
Speaker 8: ten dollars. Community was a great show. I warned you
Speaker 8: about season four. They actually fired the writer. Oh wow,
Speaker 8: I didn't know that season three is actually better than
Speaker 8: what you see in the office or parks and rec. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I've watched the only reason we started watching it was
Speaker 8: that we had finished It's Always Sunny, and then we
Speaker 8: were looking for a different comedy show and I was like,
Speaker 8: I saw some funny episodes of Community. I'll give it
Speaker 8: another shot, and it's actually a lot player they expected.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much. Appreciate that. You know it's hot
Speaker 8: out here for I PM trying to get the money
Speaker 8: for Iran. Would y'all if we got Florida people, would
Speaker 8: y'all come to see me do stand up in Florida?
Speaker 8: What if I convert to black keeper Israelite.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 8: That would go well. Black people think black keeper Israelites
Speaker 8: are funny. I could do a whole bit on black
Speaker 8: keeper Israelites at the black club, which this this. I've
Speaker 8: been to Comedy Zone twice. I saw Keith Albertstott there
Speaker 8: and there wasn't any There was all white people there
Speaker 8: because he's like a super white dude comedic comedy. Right,
Speaker 8: it's Norman Norman comedy. But uh, I feel like I'm
Speaker 8: gonna get shot up in here. See that would be funny,
Speaker 8: Like go, it's for the black audience as a white community,
Speaker 8: be like all right, I feel like I'm gonna shot
Speaker 8: up in here. I gotta change all my jokes. That
Speaker 8: would actually be pretty funny. Uh yeah, because I had
Speaker 8: all black jokes. You know what's hard out here. Let's
Speaker 8: get some music back by the way, I apologize. I see,
Speaker 8: we got a whole bunch of people within the in
Speaker 8: the question line here h oh, here we go, Here
Speaker 8: we go, crazy questions. Let's see who's up next? Ben
Speaker 8: your toury, Ben your toury? What's up?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: I just wanted to I have a question. But yeah,
Speaker 3: thanks for all your work. I've learned a lot from you,
Speaker 3: and theologically and geopolitically and so forth, and I inspired
Speaker 3: my slow transition to the Orthodoxy.
Speaker 23: One of the sort of strongest or maybe not the
Speaker 23: strongest historical criticisms of Orchesthodoxy. What that I've heard is
Speaker 23: when the Soviets took over Eastern Europe, they you know,
Speaker 23: pulled out there the saints that Orthodox Christians believed didn't
Speaker 23: uh uh decay. You know that there they supposedly believe
Speaker 23: that saints' bodies didn't decay after death. But as far
Speaker 23: as I understand, that doesn't seem like a doctrin will belief.
Speaker 23: I guess how would you and uh, father, and and
Speaker 23: I just respond to that.
Speaker 8: So, what you're saying that the Soviets deblooked Orthodoxy by
Speaker 8: pulling out and proving that there were saints that didn't
Speaker 8: that weren't immortal or uh incorruptibles, I don't understand.
Speaker 23: H Yeah, sorry, didn't phrase that very well, But yeah,
Speaker 23: that that supposedly they debunked Orthodoxy by pulling out the
Speaker 23: remains of saints and man showing that they were stuffed
Speaker 23: with straw.
Speaker 6: And wax and so forth.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I've never heard this. I don't know anything
Speaker 8: about it.
Speaker 3: We know about this.
Speaker 8: FDA or either. I guess he's busy. I literally do
Speaker 8: not know anything about this. I've not heard about it.
Speaker 8: Orthodoxy Royper, what's up?
Speaker 7: Dog?
Speaker 8: If anybody in the chat knows about this, feel free
Speaker 8: to ENLiGHT me. O G, what's up? I'm mute, scared,
Speaker 8: somebody said, Scarecrow saints. I'm not skipping anybody superchats. There's
Speaker 8: just a lot of stuff going on. Let me I'll
Speaker 8: catch up on superchats. Owen Jones says, I met my
Speaker 8: fiance and locals and we read that. Cool Barracuda says,
Speaker 8: do stand up in Texas. I'm former Army. I'll come
Speaker 8: protect you from Trent Doman Trent Doherty, I met my
Speaker 8: fancy on IM my fiance he bye. By the way,
Speaker 8: she is a slow girl. Are you saying that you
Speaker 8: married a retarded girl? I don't know about that, dude.
Speaker 8: That's a wild strategy, but maybe it works. I'm just
Speaker 8: joking with a cool barracud it don't come kill me,
Speaker 8: former Army, do stand up in Texas. He'll be my.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 8: When we did our Orlando event, I actually hired weck
Speaker 8: to be security. So I'm not I'm actually usually all
Speaker 8: for hiring somebody to be security. But speaking a crazy thing,
Speaker 8: Sam Tripley told a funny story, crazy story which I
Speaker 8: believe him, where he was with Eddie Bravo and they
Speaker 8: did stand up at a place in Jacksonville, I don't
Speaker 8: remember where. I don't know where, but he said that
Speaker 8: the black dude was trying to fight him and that's
Speaker 8: why he was taking Kravmagar or whatever he was saying,
Speaker 8: because a black dude tried to fight him. Because Sam's
Speaker 8: Tripley threw his cell phone on the roof of the
Speaker 8: comedy club. So I mean comedy clubs are getting buck
Speaker 8: wild now, that's what I'm saying. People don't go to
Speaker 8: comedy clubs for laughs and jokes. They go to try
Speaker 8: to fight dude. I don't know, it's crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, man.
Speaker 8: I want to go for it, to go fight somebody.
Speaker 8: Did you just rip a fart?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 8: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Like hockey? Man? Comedy's just turned into hockey.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 8: Maybe I need to go through the ritual humiliation of
Speaker 8: going and getting in a fighting a comedy club and
Speaker 8: get beat up I don't know. Let's see, Alexander Ivanov says,
Speaker 8: for eleven pounds, glory to God, I will be visiting
Speaker 8: Athos the Forest of August, which is a weird that's
Speaker 8: a that's a lesser known day in August, the Forest
Speaker 8: of August.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 8: That sounds like one of those made up French Revolutionary holidays.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: You know they made up fake holidays that were like
Speaker 8: atheists secular holidays. I always forget the name of it.
Speaker 8: There's a funny name for one. But I wonder, who
Speaker 8: did you know in the French Revolution when they took over,
Speaker 8: they made a new calendar up Thermidor, so they made
Speaker 8: up these I'm not joking that they made up these
Speaker 8: like atheist months and holidays to celebrate to replace the
Speaker 8: Christian calendar. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: I know the Puritans did that. They made up like
Speaker 3: secular dates like holidays.
Speaker 8: Well, Thanksgiving is actually one of those Puritan made up days.
Speaker 8: But I'm trying to remember the names of the No,
Speaker 8: that's exactly what it is. By the way, somebody said
Speaker 8: June teenth. Yeah, no, that's exactly what Uh, June teenth
Speaker 8: and Pride. Pride month is like a replacement Demon holiday.
Speaker 8: Seriously even tho, No, it's you. That's actually true. Yeah
Speaker 8: it is. Watch this, let me see some of the names. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so check this out. The French Revolutionary calendar. They replaced
Speaker 8: the traditional calendar and they came up with six five
Speaker 8: fake holidays. Okay, so they're all atheists French revolutionaries, right,
Speaker 8: so they have listen to these holidays are so gay,
Speaker 8: Virtue Day, Genius Day, Labor Day, Opinion Day, Rewards Day,
Speaker 8: and Revolution Day. The months were given new poetic names
Speaker 8: that reflected the seasons. For example, Vandamier is vintage for September,
Speaker 8: Nivos is snow for December. Isn't that crazy? I mean
Speaker 8: these people were insane, dude. That's some committed atheism right there.
Speaker 8: Like we got to get rid of the freaking December. Dude,
Speaker 8: destroy December to make atheism. This is why people are
Speaker 8: Atheism is so faking gay, dude. It's like you're never
Speaker 8: gonna win people over by getting rid of Christmas.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 8: Come on, Epstein Rope Company. Five dollars. That was me
Speaker 8: calling in about being at the Bible factory my self.
Speaker 8: Phone reception is crappy. I want to make you laugh
Speaker 8: much love, bro, well, if you're working at the Bible Factory,
Speaker 8: I will laugh at you. So there you go. You
Speaker 8: made me laugh. Jack the guitar boy or guitar God. See,
Speaker 8: this dude is confident in his abilities. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: This dude just straight up. I'm the guitar God. I
Speaker 8: don't have a problem with women. That's the kind of
Speaker 8: confidence that women like.
Speaker 3: He's a supporter on my channel too.
Speaker 8: I like Zach, I have a theory about Pride Month
Speaker 8: and Juneteenth. Why are they all placed around Father's Day? Oh,
Speaker 8: I think you're right about that. It's because the Father,
Speaker 8: no matter what position is in our world, the ultimate
Speaker 8: enemy of the evil. Yeah, they want to destroy the
Speaker 8: father archetype god, the Father fathers, and so they put
Speaker 8: these horrible things around that time. That's good, that's a
Speaker 8: good point. I think you're right about that. Keenan says
Speaker 8: for five dollars, Keenan, that's a black dame name right,
Speaker 8: they're Keenan for five dollars says, come to Atlanta and
Speaker 8: do stand up. It's all whites. That's got to be
Speaker 8: a joke. There, there ain't nothing in Atlanta that's all whites.
Speaker 8: What are you talking about, Uh, this dude trying to
Speaker 8: get me killed for sure? Right here, keenan, Now, I
Speaker 8: got to that's that's got to be a black dude
Speaker 8: trolling me.
Speaker 2: He do.
Speaker 8: Jamie and I made the mistake. Well, technically it wasn't
Speaker 8: a mistake because we had a good time of We
Speaker 8: looked up the best breakfast last time we were in
Speaker 8: Atlanta and I didn't know my way around, and the
Speaker 8: best breakfast in Atlanta was in the worst ghetto in Atlanta,
Speaker 8: and we took an uber there and I was like, uh,
Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm gonna make it out. So
Speaker 8: I was just hoping to at least get my last meal.
Speaker 8: At least if my last meal is the best breakfast
Speaker 8: I've ever had, which it was really good, by the way,
Speaker 8: at least I want to have a good final meal
Speaker 8: before not making it out. June eleventh is tea pain day. Now,
Speaker 8: I could go roll with that. We're gonna have some
Speaker 8: black holidays. Let's make it for fun black people, right,
Speaker 8: not a Kwanza or whatever. I don't even know what
Speaker 8: June tenth is, What does that even mean. Let's just
Speaker 8: have two pain tea paint day. I could take it
Speaker 8: to Toronto. I put you in a condo way up
Speaker 8: in Toronto. That's the Jason unchained two dollars. I feel
Speaker 8: like we got more black people in the audience than
Speaker 8: I even knew, because I feel like the last several
Speaker 8: super and you know, it's a black super chat when
Speaker 8: it's cheap, oh right, because black people don't be tipping
Speaker 8: and they don't be super chating. I'm just joking. I'm
Speaker 8: just joking. Ash Brosey knows that's funny. He knows that's funny.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna start asking for Jewish super chats in a minute.
Speaker 8: I'm just kidding. We actually do get We do get
Speaker 8: skeptic jewe he heat super chests all the time. Shout
Speaker 8: out to our our masade assassin. He's gonna protect me
Speaker 8: when I go to stand up in Israel. I'll make
Speaker 8: him my my personal massade bodyguard. Country boy, another black
Speaker 8: man in the audience. See, I think once I started
Speaker 8: doing all the Yakoub stuff, we just got an influx
Speaker 8: of a lot of black people in the audience.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I'll tell you what though, when we were in Vegas,
Speaker 8: I did like five minutes of crowd word, just making
Speaker 8: fun of people in the audience and it was a
Speaker 8: lot of big black dudes up front. I was a
Speaker 8: little nervous, but I did the jokes anyway. They thought
Speaker 8: it was funny. So here poor stuff to do. The
Speaker 8: Comedy Zone has ace, crab legs and big name black comedians,
Speaker 8: and so it slowly became the Black Club. You can
Speaker 8: be their new Garyans.
Speaker 19: Ah.
Speaker 3: I knew it, dude.
Speaker 8: See I knew Comedy Zone became a black comedy club.
Speaker 8: Not that I care, but that's what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 8: the only comedy club in Jacksonville is now the Black
Speaker 8: Comedy Club. And now I'm afraid if I do stand
Speaker 8: up they'll kill me, not that I wouldn't. Maybe it's
Speaker 8: worth it. Is it worth it to do stand up
Speaker 8: at the Black Club? Because look, I feel like, remember
Speaker 8: how what was that show? Remember the show where the
Speaker 8: white comedians if they could make it through.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 20: What was it?
Speaker 8: Harlem