Speaker 1: Uh, hey, guys, this is part two. So if you
Speaker 1: are just joining us, you missed part one, go back,
Speaker 1: go back in your feed and look for part one
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and then we'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're really gonna want to go back because you're
Speaker 2: not gonna understand where we keep saying, cap and crunch,
Speaker 2: so you need to go back.
Speaker 1: Okay, part enjoy the showy bye, So next that so
Speaker 1: that so right after that, you know there's no shortage
Speaker 1: of stallions in this table, Lene squiaky. It's like hello,
Speaker 1: because a guy shows up on a horse David I
Speaker 1: think his name is, shows up on the horse that leaves.
Speaker 1: That's the poor horse. We don't know where the horse
Speaker 1: is still, hat isn't found the horse? Yeah bye. See
Speaker 1: like Pascal is not having It's like I do not
Speaker 1: like these holes. I do not know why this man
Speaker 1: has to show up on the holes and like show
Speaker 1: us up. He's not having any and the holes has left.
Speaker 1: He does not like the man either, and the horse
Speaker 1: just takes off, just gone, probably scared by production. Probably
Speaker 1: yeah it was. It seems scary. And so that guy's
Speaker 1: a rancher and he doesn't even know what to do.
Speaker 1: How you're not a great rancher. If you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the horse is gone. He doesn't even realize the horse.
Speaker 1: He's like, i'd really like you to meet my Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, And was that his horse? I wonder if, like,
Speaker 1: if that's his horse, does he have to you know,
Speaker 1: put up like signs around the neighborhood, like you know,
Speaker 1: you're in a see my horse.
Speaker 2: I it's kind of a long story, but I was.
Speaker 2: I don't like when you put animals on television for
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 1: No, I don't either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, let's let the horse rest unless he's just
Speaker 2: super into it or she. Okay, now this is interesting.
Speaker 1: What I'm missgender the horse. You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. So we get a letter from somebody.
Speaker 1: They're like that horse was a girl. You're like, I
Speaker 1: feel so bad. I would like to issue a correction.
Speaker 1: I misgendered the horse. I'm gonna step down from hosting
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then the station wagon Keith comes up. So
Speaker 2: he comes in and I it's so funny because we
Speaker 2: see we know where this goes. But he's sixty two whatever,
Speaker 2: and I just wrote he's a nice guy. But no,
Speaker 2: so it's so funny. I was like, absolutely not, no way.
Speaker 1: And I thought that at first too, But I remember
Speaker 1: I remember somebody else winning, and it might have been
Speaker 1: Garrett and Becca. The guy showed up like with the
Speaker 1: station wagon or like a mini van and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to have kids. So I kind of thought
Speaker 1: this was the same vibe, except for what is that
Speaker 1: I'm ready to have grandkids? What if you thought that
Speaker 1: Joan could have kids? He's like, you want another because
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm good. I can always go. I don't
Speaker 1: even need help, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And Joan's like, no, I'm like way past guy went
Speaker 2: through menopause ten years ago.
Speaker 1: He's like, but you could still like make a baby.
Speaker 1: Like no, he has very tim Waltz kind of a feel,
Speaker 1: which is not a bad thing. I like that. I
Speaker 1: don't think of it as sexy, right, But would she
Speaker 1: she you know, she's not sexy either, that's your thing
Speaker 1: with her? She's like, yes, she's They're kind of perfect.
Speaker 1: They would be perfect. Both of them have big teacher energy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, But he's the one who I think
Speaker 2: throws his ex under the bus, Who's like, yeah, my
Speaker 2: ex was a bit of an addict. So i'd sort
Speaker 2: of take that poor ex wife, like take leave her
Speaker 2: name out of your mouth. You're on a show now, like,
Speaker 2: just it didn't work out. I'm divorced and I'm ready
Speaker 2: for love. Like you don't have to say unless.
Speaker 1: She died, Oh my god. And now that I think
Speaker 1: about that, I'm actually really annoyed. That's so shitty. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think she died. But also, you know, why
Speaker 1: don't you save that for your first for your trauma dump, Yes,
Speaker 1: so that you can add a little bit like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you this, but since I'm
Speaker 1: trying to open up here, here's a bit of my past, right,
Speaker 1: and that with it. Hey, I got a shitty ex wife.
Speaker 1: She did a lot of drugs and I had to
Speaker 1: raise the kids. So don't I deserve love?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just didn't like, Yeah, that was in his package,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure production like made him say it or whatever,
Speaker 2: like you gig, but I just don't. If you're listening,
Speaker 2: don't don't do what they tell you to do what
Speaker 2: you want, because that's ridiculous. And inside one of the
Speaker 2: guys goes when Keith was talking to her, he was like,
Speaker 2: the guy, right, there's a leader, and I bet that
Speaker 2: was Captain Crunch.
Speaker 1: I bet it would. That sounds like something you would say.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, gather men, where are my men?
Speaker 1: I want you to gather on the deck. They're like, what,
Speaker 1: there's no deck. We're all hands on deck and I'm
Speaker 1: the deck. Put your hands on me, Captain front. I
Speaker 1: will not. I did not sign up for I am
Speaker 1: here for Joan. How dare you, sir? So? Okay? Jesse
Speaker 1: comes up and he's like, Hey, that's so. That's all
Speaker 1: the guys cool except for but he tries to do
Speaker 1: this weird mislead which we were all. Anybody who was
Speaker 1: watching the show's like, no, because Kelsey's dad is coming.
Speaker 1: But he's like, that's it. That's everybody. That's a wrap
Speaker 1: on the guys. I hope you see your husband here.
Speaker 1: And she's like oh okay, and he goes.
Speaker 2: One more and then so ke Kelsey, beautiful Kelsey gets
Speaker 2: out of the limo and all the guys inside are like,
Speaker 2: was that a lady?
Speaker 1: And can we just uh production, can we go out
Speaker 1: with her? Can we change it to her? Oh? They
Speaker 1: wanted to be killed. They want Kelsey over Joan. Oh
Speaker 1: that no, I don't think so I do. She's so guys,
Speaker 1: you're joking, right, she's so young.
Speaker 2: Guys in their sixties do not want to with a
Speaker 2: twenty five year old. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, Pascal was definitely just like all were, Oh,
Speaker 1: every last one of them was. They were all so.
Speaker 1: Kelsey was cute. Mark is cute.
Speaker 2: I do feel like he wasn't as cute as I
Speaker 2: remembered him on Kelsey's show.
Speaker 1: On Kelsey Season, I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you why you thought that because he has Michael
Speaker 1: McDonald vibes and you were just like, I hate Michael McDonald.
Speaker 1: I don't like a silver fox. I don't care about
Speaker 1: this guy. And I was in love.
Speaker 2: But no, I loved him on the season on Joey's season,
Speaker 2: I thought he was adorable and now he's not.
Speaker 1: So did he grow a white beard? Did he not
Speaker 1: have the beard? No? He did. I don't remember it
Speaker 1: before because I thought he was cuter, but I liked
Speaker 1: him more this time. He's for me. I think he's
Speaker 1: so cute, he's so nice, he's so he's just got
Speaker 1: the most twinkly eyes.
Speaker 2: He does have twinkly eyes. He's adorable. I know, I'm
Speaker 2: I think he's cute. I just didn't feel it as much.
Speaker 2: And then again, it's another egg who's passed away, who
Speaker 2: was perfect. I'm kind of over that. I think I'd
Speaker 2: rather have like, yeah, my ex had my bitch ex wife,
Speaker 2: that's more interesting to me.
Speaker 1: You'd rather have the addict, I think. So yeah, let's
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's get some shit going as opposed to
Speaker 2: and nobody can I don't like the perfect ex wife.
Speaker 1: But you know, they can't just go like, hey, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife died. Well, she wasn't that great if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest. She had a you know, she was a
Speaker 1: big drinker. She was kind of abusive to our kids.
Speaker 1: Like it. It's not like I didn't want her to die.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, you know, you know, I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: there's a little more room in my heart, if you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. They all sort of said that.
Speaker 2: So it's just it was a lot, and then I
Speaker 2: was done. That was enough people. We met what twenty
Speaker 2: four people, and we're just now getting into the house.
Speaker 1: Right right. She goes in.
Speaker 2: She gives this big love speech, you know, a lot
Speaker 2: of bachelor talk is kind of starting. She name checks Gary,
Speaker 2: and I thought for the old Gary, and I thought,
Speaker 2: what if he just pops up like beetlejuice if you
Speaker 2: say his name, Gary's like, I've heard my name. I'd
Speaker 2: like to do I'd like to bend you over.
Speaker 1: Yes, Gary, Yes, yes, But I have to go back
Speaker 1: for one second because on the on Mark, I just
Speaker 1: have to I guess I have in my notes that Xander, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this was in the preview when we watched the
Speaker 1: little video preview of them. You didn't like this, he says, uh,
Speaker 1: so whatever they meet and like the whole story, and
Speaker 1: then she goes to she says to Kelsey, he's cute.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, you can call me mom. Oh
Speaker 1: that's right, And Xander goes, that's crazy, that's insane, that's insane,
Speaker 1: And it really put off by that.
Speaker 2: It was the craziest vibes. But that wasn't Mark's fault.
Speaker 2: That was Kelsey, Like, right, she I mean that was
Speaker 2: Joan Jones Jone's fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know, that wasn't Mark's fault.
Speaker 2: But now I'm your mom. Now she like looks and
Speaker 2: she's like and you will do as I say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was crazy. Yeah, so navy guys probably inside.
Speaker 1: For he's a jolly good fello. For he's a jolly
Speaker 1: good fello. I I cap it.
Speaker 2: So then, so Pascal, I just wrote, it's going to
Speaker 2: be a lot. We see, we meet, we see his
Speaker 2: package about the beauty salon. He wants a path. You
Speaker 2: would like a partner, Joan. Let me ask you this, Jean,
Speaker 2: let me ask you this question. Do you use the dial.
Speaker 1: In France? How do you say in Francis? Are you wet? Also? Okay,
Speaker 1: oh now I know, now I remember also why I
Speaker 1: did not like Pascal. So first of all, Pascal is
Speaker 1: the most braggy person I've ever seen on the show.
Speaker 1: With the my car, look at the here's the package
Speaker 1: of my car. Have you ever seen a car like this?
Speaker 1: I have a big, big, giant cock. You do you
Speaker 1: want to see it? No? No, no, no, listen. I
Speaker 1: can't for you, John, because it is you John. If
Speaker 1: it was Susanne, I would have said no, but it
Speaker 1: is you. So then because he goes listen, I brought
Speaker 1: this card from my son and let me read it
Speaker 1: to you. She's like okay, and he's.
Speaker 3: Like ah, Papa, you are the greatest father in the
Speaker 3: fire whole world.
Speaker 1: Papa Papa.
Speaker 3: I have had many fathers, many pairs, and you are
Speaker 3: the best father. I am so appreciative of everything you
Speaker 3: have ever done for me.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, that's that's really nice.
Speaker 3: He's like, there's more that I can't ever thank you
Speaker 3: enough for all of the things you have bought for me.
Speaker 3: I am so proud of you. Go kill it with John,
Speaker 3: don't kill kill it.
Speaker 2: Signed, your the stobed son or something. She makes a
Speaker 2: joke like your bad son or whatever it is. John
Speaker 2: doesn't even get the Joe. She's so checked out. She's like,
Speaker 2: that's cute. See that was third grade teacher vibes like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's making a joke. And so was the kid who
Speaker 2: would later see on a video and he's adorable, right
Speaker 2: full on Timothy Shallow over here.
Speaker 1: And and then yes, she doesn't get is like.
Speaker 2: Signed, you'll sometimes disruptive son or whatever. Yeah, she's like,
Speaker 2: oh cute, Eh, don't pay attention.
Speaker 1: She's like, guys, I want everybody to sit on the rug.
Speaker 1: Chris Cross apple sauce, so I have.
Speaker 2: A quick little bullet point notes. Pascal's bossy, Charles is adorable.
Speaker 2: That's I think, yeah, but also but a lot but
Speaker 2: also a little more detail on your bullet point. The
Speaker 2: guys are kind of turning on Pascal right now because Pascal,
Speaker 2: they're having an argument between One of them is talking
Speaker 2: about preparing to like for your sit down talk with her,
Speaker 2: and like, I don't know what that means, like run,
Speaker 2: and he's like, don't. And then they kind of joke.
Speaker 2: Though he's making a joke. I got to give past
Speaker 2: He's like, you don't. Maybe you don't about that. That guy,
Speaker 2: you know, he's he's he's funny. I don't think they
Speaker 2: were really churning on him. I think they were just
Speaker 2: making little jokes. I think they genuinely all like each other. Okay,
Speaker 2: at this point, I could be wrong. Jack is drunk,
Speaker 2: though I just wrote, uh, Pastel's bossy, Charles's adorable, Jack
Speaker 2: is drunk, Michael's cute Dan, and then I wrote, damn.
Speaker 1: So she, like any good third grade teacher, remembers his
Speaker 1: name and remembers he's from Florida. Mm hmm. So I
Speaker 1: didn't understand this part. Okay, okay, okay, So Dan's has
Speaker 1: a daughter. I think he has a couple of daughters,
Speaker 1: and are they both? He says his daughter signed him up.
Speaker 1: He says, like, my daughter, Danielle, she's adopted. She said that,
Speaker 1: he's yelled in He just yelled She's no, did he
Speaker 1: say that? Oh? She tells DA, daughter's adopted because she
Speaker 1: didn't have a dad and she needed a mentor. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like Chase thing. She just chose him. Will you
Speaker 1: be my I'm not sure I thought you would know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't I tune out of that kind of
Speaker 2: stuff because I don't want to think of Dan like
Speaker 2: that because in the in his confessional, he's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my daughters are my world and really truly like
Speaker 1: they're like mentors to me. It's kind of like who
Speaker 1: saved who likest dog?
Speaker 2: Yes, when people he kind of did say, though, you
Speaker 2: could tell they were pushing him because they do this
Speaker 2: in production. So he's in his little one on one
Speaker 2: and you know what I mean, like with production and
Speaker 2: it's confessional, and he finally just is like yeah, he's
Speaker 2: kind of cheering up. He's like, well, honestly, I don't
Speaker 2: know what else to say about it, because they just
Speaker 2: probably kept asking him until he said something dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm giving him that.
Speaker 2: That was the vibe I got from him because I
Speaker 2: love him like a soulmate and a grandpa.
Speaker 1: Pop. He is my grandpa. Pop. Stop not letting me.
Speaker 1: Let Dan be my grandpa. He can be. I'm for it.
Speaker 1: I'm for it. I'm not for is Gil who plays
Speaker 1: t ball whiffle ball or something, and I just wrote Gil,
Speaker 1: I'm horrified.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, we skipped over Greg and then Gary comes
Speaker 2: out with two rotary phones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was horrible. The t ball thing happened
Speaker 1: before that. So now we're yeah, we're at Gary. Yeah
Speaker 1: what it was doing? They didn't do it a bit,
Speaker 1: which was cute, but was it? So they have these
Speaker 1: two rotary phones and they're sitting next to each other.
Speaker 1: Here's what I said. I said, they're doing improv, but
Speaker 1: there's no context like they they should have shown production
Speaker 1: going you guys want to do like you guys want
Speaker 1: to improv, do some role playing, kind of be funny
Speaker 1: like old school, like we're I don't know because I.
Speaker 2: Was like, what m I didn't mind it because I'm
Speaker 2: just going to make the assumption that happened.
Speaker 1: And now we're here and he's good at it. He's
Speaker 1: going with it.
Speaker 2: He's like I love how She's like, oh, and she
Speaker 2: even makes a joke like you put my number on
Speaker 2: your hand, Like, yes, it was cute. I love Gary
Speaker 2: two point zero. I'm the new Gary now bitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then Jordan, Jordan is like a sad sack,
Speaker 1: and I think he I think he gets he makes it.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yes, He's like, huh, I'm the worst.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible. I made the worst impression. I forgot everything.
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, you are fine, and he's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm terrible.
Speaker 2: You'll see I'm terrible. But then he has a gift
Speaker 2: he has like a time. So she has a bunch
Speaker 2: of grandkids, right, she has three, but for some reason,
Speaker 2: he only has one tiny shirt for one of the grandkids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently, I guess this is the one for her
Speaker 1: daughter who's had the best part of the most recent
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the baby. That makes sense. He has a
Speaker 1: sweatshirt that has pizza and hot dog because he's from
Speaker 1: Chicago too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of Chicago guys, which is probably
Speaker 2: why I was in heaven, because I tend to like
Speaker 2: a Chicago guy. M I do and I don't, but Jordan,
Speaker 2: Jordan was. It's kind of read as a little nebishy.
Speaker 2: He's a he's on the difference, he's a different Chicago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the shirt whatever. And then they pull out is did
Speaker 2: they start playing pickleball?
Speaker 1: Like, He's like, I take my pickleball? Really? Do you
Speaker 1: like pickleball? And she's like, yeah, I like pickleball, and
Speaker 1: he's like, well.
Speaker 2: It kind of doesn't though. She's like kind of it's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, I'm not great at it. But
Speaker 2: he's like, well that's not going to work because we
Speaker 2: take our pickleball real seriously, right, So then every all
Speaker 2: the guys come out to start playing, balls are flying everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is my nightmare. I used to hide. Well, we
Speaker 1: didn't have pickleball, but we had volleyball obviously.
Speaker 2: In junior high, and I would hide. I would fake sick.
Speaker 2: Every time it was volleyball, which was once a week.
Speaker 2: I would hide. Sometimes I would just be like, they're
Speaker 2: just not going to know I'm not here, and I
Speaker 2: would hide. We had these little showers and I hated
Speaker 2: it so much because this ball coming at your face
Speaker 2: so hard. Yeah, even though pickleball's not that hard, like
Speaker 2: people were really hitting them too hard. Almost hit Joan
Speaker 2: in the face. Yeah, my nightmare. And I didn't like
Speaker 2: called the balls jokes.
Speaker 1: No, I'm with you. I didn't like that either. Lying
Speaker 1: mine is more and this is just you know, pack
Speaker 1: at this point. But dodgeball in this kind of had
Speaker 1: that that energy. I hated Dodgeball, saying I was scared,
Speaker 1: I felt bullied. I felt like people were targeting me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they were though, they were targeting Yeah,
Speaker 1: dodgeball too. You were not popular, Stephanie. They were they
Speaker 1: hated you. They were targeting you. No, they were targeting you.
Speaker 2: But like I'm just saying, it was just yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it was ter I felt the same way.
Speaker 1: That was so bad. I didn't even remember it.
Speaker 2: That was like my mom would write a note and
Speaker 2: she's like, she's not allowed to play dodgeball.
Speaker 1: It's a psychological problem she has. Like that wasn't even
Speaker 1: a question, right, of course, I'm not going to play
Speaker 1: the game where they actually throw the ball at you.
Speaker 1: But volleyball, they're not really supposed to do that. It's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like a team thing or whatever.
Speaker 2: And even that, I was like, Nope, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: doing so Jack's getting drunker and he starts he starts
Speaker 2: roaming around there.
Speaker 1: This is like a hippie den. Look at it. Look
Speaker 1: at it. But then also Charles Asian. Charles is also
Speaker 1: looking around the place. These these guys are, you know, well,
Speaker 1: at least Jack is like, let me see how this
Speaker 1: place Works're gonna whip up a meal. Charles is just
Speaker 1: for some reason, and Xander said, he's kind of giving
Speaker 1: us an MTV crib style tour of the place. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's like turning the burners off and on. He's like,
Speaker 1: there's our cabinet. It was like, okay, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: lots of meat, there's lots of meat, opens the fridge.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's what you would do. I like that.
Speaker 1: Actually they I love that now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: because they never do that on the on the regular show,
Speaker 1: which you would in real life.
Speaker 2: You would show them. I'd be like, oh good em
Speaker 2: and m's I would go find the snack.
Speaker 1: I would be eating those immediately, honestly, And so that
Speaker 1: is what these guys would do. Like these are you know,
Speaker 1: these are Grandpa packs rights and Captain Quenchy sits with
Speaker 1: her and he's like, uh, oh serious. You left the
Speaker 1: show and you put family and that resonated with me
Speaker 1: because I put service first. I expect my men to
Speaker 1: abide by honor, and I can see what you do.
Speaker 1: You know, I was in the Haitian Campaign of nineteen
Speaker 1: fifteen and I lost a lot of men in battle.
Speaker 1: But I'm here for your joan. I'm here for your joan.
Speaker 1: And uh and she's like, okay, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for your service. We just found out that it was
Speaker 1: like he was a volunteer. He actually did not pass
Speaker 1: either the physical or the mental. He's not really in
Speaker 1: the military. But he bought this outfit. He everywhere. What
Speaker 1: if he just wore his maybe that navy uniform that
Speaker 1: he did buy somewhere mm hmm, Like in every scene
Speaker 1: on the show, y yeah, they're like seriously they yeah,
Speaker 1: they go hiking. He can't swim in the ocean because
Speaker 1: he won't take his hat. The hat off, he's a
Speaker 1: never nude like from Arrested Development. He can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's so Captain Lee and there's not I'm not saying
Speaker 1: Captain Lee.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have love. I don't watch Below Deck, but you
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about, Yes, it's a so. But
Speaker 2: then just when you think they can't get.
Speaker 1: Older, Bob comes back on to talk about how he's
Speaker 1: struck by lightning.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's not that I don't root for Bob.
Speaker 2: He seems like a lovely guy.
Speaker 1: But what you gonna put him up against Jick? Well?
Speaker 1: I thought when I was I maybe I was half listening.
Speaker 1: So I had to because I had to go back.
Speaker 1: But I was like, is he like, did he have
Speaker 1: some surgery? And they lost him on the table like
Speaker 1: this he had to get CBR from the lightning right
Speaker 1: tried to realize it was lightning. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is this guy older? Like did he have just a
Speaker 1: massive heart attack? And they lost him for twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh god, he got hit
Speaker 1: by lightning.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's an interesting story, and again I root
Speaker 2: for Bob. There's no one I don't like at this point.
Speaker 2: There's really an except for cap'n Crunch, and that's just
Speaker 2: for like my own weird reasons. Right, do you think
Speaker 2: him for a service? If he served for real? We
Speaker 2: find out he's like a Hollywood and Highland guy. He
Speaker 2: just puts on these outfits. Mark cute, I do, I
Speaker 2: am starting to I don't. He doesn't wow me, but
Speaker 2: I can see how he's a front runner. I get it.
Speaker 1: I like the fact that she acknowledged she's sitting with him,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, like everybody fell in love
Speaker 1: with you. She's like, I think you know that, which
Speaker 1: is a sweet thing to say. She's humble. He's younger
Speaker 1: than she is, by the way, Yeah, he's the youngest, right,
Speaker 1: So he's sixty. No, he's only fifty seven. Wait, you
Speaker 1: can be fifty seven and be on the show. I
Speaker 1: thought sixty if you're Mark, What the fuck Mark? They
Speaker 1: made an exception for Yeah, Oh my god, that's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Mark is like three years younger than my husband.
Speaker 1: He's really cute. I think he is cute. I like him,
Speaker 1: I get it. I just I don't. I like, we'll see.
Speaker 2: We don't know enough because we just basically, like I said,
Speaker 2: re met everyone four times.
Speaker 1: Then Jonathan comes out. He's still cute. He wrote a
Speaker 1: poem which was okay, little pringe, I was our blindfold guy.
Speaker 1: He's still wearing the black bindfold. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was a different guy. Okay, I just
Speaker 1: wrote the guy who came in with a blindfold wrote
Speaker 1: a poem for her. Jonathan, okay, all right, well, she's
Speaker 1: saying to him she feels a vibe. He's also the one, interestingly,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure whose wife blindsided him with a divorce, right.
Speaker 2: Like, is there a guy named Christopher? Oh yeah, similar,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, well canceled.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, so Jesse Jesse brings out the first impression,
Speaker 2: and Pascal doesn't know what is this, Like, he's never
Speaker 2: kind of like he's never seen the show.
Speaker 1: You kind of have to give him something for that.
Speaker 1: He's busy. He's like, oh, I was very nonchalant. I
Speaker 1: would have been more. And the other guy goes chalant.
Speaker 1: That was funny. And then somebody says something like I
Speaker 1: would have chalanted all over all over the place, which
Speaker 1: is like, I guess a jizz joke, which I was like, well, finally,
Speaker 1: I mean, these guys aren't dead, not that much older,
Speaker 1: but I thought this hold on hypocrite. You're like, I
Speaker 1: don't like all the balls jokes, but I'll take more
Speaker 1: more gigs.
Speaker 2: Planted all over Oliver kits Oliver in her eyes. That
Speaker 2: wasn't Pascal who said that. I don't know who said
Speaker 2: it and I didn't, so then I just show h oh,
Speaker 2: Jack is cooking, So it's probably a little bit of
Speaker 2: a fire hazard, but it wasn't because he was a chef.
Speaker 2: Jack's a real chef. I want him in my life, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, no. And he makes like tender like beef tenderloin
Speaker 1: and vegetables like he does like an entire meal. He
Speaker 1: wins it up, he's amazing, and then he brings it
Speaker 1: out and he doesn't even make a big deal, which
Speaker 1: is what I loved, Like he says he afterwards, like
Speaker 1: she's like, oh my gosh, this is so delicious, and
Speaker 1: you're so sweet and thank you so much. And he
Speaker 1: doesn't do a thing which I feel like other guys
Speaker 1: could have done, which is like, yeah, she better have
Speaker 1: liked my cook, like I spent a long time in
Speaker 1: the kitchen liked he Yeah, He's like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a cook. I'm a SHA's what I do.
Speaker 1: I like to make happy is Jack. I love it
Speaker 1: a lot of ones. The chalk is hungry. The guy Charlie,
Speaker 1: I like, Charlie is like Asian Charlie is like, Charles, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll call him Charles. He's like, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: like outdone by that. So he brings her tea in
Speaker 1: dessert and she's so sweet. She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I mean she just got this, like you know, micheline
Speaker 1: star meal. But she's like, oh my god, you made
Speaker 1: me tea. Yeah, he's being sweet. She's just being nice,
Speaker 1: sweet to everyone.
Speaker 2: You can't really tell where she stands, but yeah, Charles
Speaker 2: is trying really hot.
Speaker 1: He's a door. I love him. Then I wrote one
Speaker 1: guy brings her before we get to uh to Keith,
Speaker 1: one guy brings her picks. He's like, I brought you
Speaker 1: some picks of my garden. Yeah that's Michael. Yeah. Lander
Speaker 1: and I were like, yeah, Christopher does something too.
Speaker 2: But I can't read my handwriting because I spilled a
Speaker 2: little bit of chocolate eminem. What it happened was I
Speaker 2: dropped the eminem though out of my mouth, went on
Speaker 2: to the thing and then made like a little stand
Speaker 2: and then the two pages stuck to together. So there's
Speaker 2: like every page has one thing that I can't read,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Fine, guys, that's so funny. So yeah, Keith.
Speaker 2: Okay, so now we realize like, oh, she likes him interesting,
Speaker 2: and then we see, okay, he is really fun. I
Speaker 2: didn't get it at first, but I'm not Joan right right,
Speaker 2: I have a nice conversation. I cried again. I don't
Speaker 2: remember why, but I did cry in this moment. So
Speaker 2: this is I think maybe my fifth cry. I haven't
Speaker 2: been keeping you up, but I'm crying the whole time.
Speaker 1: I wrote that. I think he could be final too. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is before he gets the first impression rose
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, oh interesting. Yeah, I'm definitely feeling the vibe
Speaker 1: between them. Yes, And I was like, she likes him.
Speaker 1: He's really tall, he's big, she's she I think she
Speaker 1: says right away about him that she feels safe. Yes
Speaker 1: she does, and that's a real thing. So that good
Speaker 1: for her. So yeah, we get so serious.
Speaker 2: So I just wrote, Chock get in there, because Chock's
Speaker 2: upset that he hasn't really had time with her.
Speaker 1: I'll leave it to talk. Unlike a lot of our
Speaker 1: other people, Chalk's issue is that his mom was sick
Speaker 1: is sick with stage four cancer, but she gave him
Speaker 1: her blessing to go. M hm.
Speaker 2: She's probably like, chalk, it's fine, it's time for you
Speaker 2: to move out of the house.
Speaker 1: It's time, chalk. I'm fine, okay. I can't give her please,
Speaker 1: oh please go find someone fly, chalk fly. My issue
Speaker 1: Chalk was that he kept interrupting her. Oh, Stephanie, I wrote,
Speaker 1: he's so interrupte yes, I said, I just wrote, stop
Speaker 1: interrupting her, don't ask her a question and then not
Speaker 1: let her answer yes, and he brings everything back like
Speaker 1: She'll just be like, I really want to go hiking.
Speaker 1: He's like, I hike. I hike that mountain. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did that? Is that chalk? Yes? Yes, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think I wrote it down, but yeah. She's like, I
Speaker 1: want to go on a safari. He's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: went on one last year. Yeah, I did it. Gonna go.
Speaker 1: I already have my tickets for this year. Yeah. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe in five years you can go. All right.
Speaker 2: She's like she's exhausted, and she probably is exhausted because
Speaker 2: now it's probably three in the morning. We forget the
Speaker 2: sun comes up during ros ceremony, and they probably started
Speaker 2: like this is a fourteen hour day which they are
Speaker 2: allowed to do.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, a really long when we did.
Speaker 2: When I produced on Cupcake Wars, they were fourteen hour episode.
Speaker 2: I mean they didn't air fourteen hours. Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 1: Each episode's fourteen hours And they're like, I don't really
Speaker 1: even care who wins at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, No, we would shoot for that long. I
Speaker 2: mean we'd break and stuff. But yeah, that's what they're doing.
Speaker 2: So she's got it together.
Speaker 1: I'd be such a mess by like our seven, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. And everybody seems very sober. I mean a
Speaker 1: couple of them have had some drunks, but Joan is
Speaker 1: very the same as she was at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the night at the end, so set a pace. She
Speaker 1: paces time for the first impression Rose delivery. I thought
Speaker 1: this was extra funny because they don't know they do this,
Speaker 1: but it was more pronounced with her where she just
Speaker 1: kept going by groups of guys. Hi, guys, Bye, guys, Nope,
Speaker 1: not for you, hello, moving past you. That was cute
Speaker 1: and they're like what it And then Pascal was like, well,
Speaker 1: does what is this? What is she? Well?
Speaker 2: While is she going? And then it's Keith, So it's
Speaker 2: so cute. We know it's going to be Keith. And
Speaker 2: Keith was so cute. I think she said, wait here,
Speaker 2: we didn't see it because he's like I tried to
Speaker 2: wear either's so many doors, Like he gotten lost.
Speaker 1: Yes, which I see totally happening. There's somebody who didn't
Speaker 1: guide him. I do, like I came around on him,
Speaker 1: like I see what she sees. Now, Yeah, somebody goes, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I just lost a bet and he was like, oh
Speaker 1: you guys, you didn't bet on me. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: of see.
Speaker 2: But that's why I think he's sexy to her, because
Speaker 2: he's so confident and self actualized that like he doesn't
Speaker 2: really give it. He's like he kind of made a joke,
Speaker 2: but he wasn't you wasn't that sad?
Speaker 1: He had the first impression. Road he's good. Now I
Speaker 1: have some stuff to say about this. Now, next thing
Speaker 1: that happens, which is Jesse brings out a TV, a
Speaker 1: monitor and they showed video messages. Yes to show porn, guys,
Speaker 1: we just want to show we're gonna have a hard
Speaker 1: penis contest. We're gonna do. We're not gonna do softcore though,
Speaker 1: you guys are.
Speaker 2: Older and you can handle it. This is gonna be
Speaker 2: some real jack rabbit. You're gonna see everything you signed.
Speaker 2: You signed that, this was okay, so like everyone your
Speaker 2: lawyers signed, like, I.
Speaker 1: Don't remember signing this. It was in there. Trust us,
Speaker 1: you don't make us bring out the document. You're like,
Speaker 1: well we had this initial like fifty pages of things.
Speaker 1: They're like, yep, it was in there. It's just super
Speaker 1: aggressive porn. And then there's one scene where like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: pause it for a second.
Speaker 2: Is that Joan? They have a Joan look It's not Joan,
Speaker 2: but they have a Joan lookalike. And Joan's just appalled.
Speaker 2: She's like I would never Yeah. I thought, what are
Speaker 2: they gonna just now? I thought the joke was there.
Speaker 2: We're going to Netflix and chill. I thought they were
Speaker 2: going to do you have that? Like, what are you
Speaker 2: going to watch?
Speaker 1: Yes? I thought it was cute. It's so cute. So
Speaker 1: they have their kids. I cried at this. You had
Speaker 1: to have cried it, I did. I well, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't cry, No, I got I thought it was very emotional.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really sweet. But what I really
Speaker 1: liked is a lot of LGBT represent There were a few,
Speaker 1: for sure. For sure. I wrote at this point keep
Speaker 1: them all. There was binary there were girlfriends, there were
Speaker 1: a boy. I mean, it was all there, and it
Speaker 1: made me feel like. What I felt was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're proud of their kids. They're progressive. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're gonna see a lot less shitty politics. Yes.
Speaker 2: I really like that too, And I really that was
Speaker 2: my moment of like, don't do a rosnorm but you,
Speaker 2: I know, you have to get it down from twenty four.
Speaker 2: But I was like, why did you keep them all
Speaker 2: this next round?
Speaker 1: Send any of these guys home? You can't, Xander wrote,
Speaker 1: Xander wrote. I wrote that, Xander said, when they were
Speaker 1: showing all the video messages, because I hope one of
Speaker 1: them gets a call from their wife. That would be amazing. Hey, honey,
Speaker 1: Mary's where you went. That's the video. Yeah, like you
Speaker 1: said you were coming back, you were going to the store.
Speaker 2: I don't really even need it anymore because I so
Speaker 2: just come back wherever you are.
Speaker 1: It's safe. That's amazing. Yeah. So now it's time for
Speaker 1: the rose ceremony. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, the guys are very nervous, and gives another very
Speaker 2: bachelory speech again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, you guys, Oh my god, I just
Speaker 1: all of you guys. I wish I could get everybody
Speaker 1: a participation rose, because you're all winners in my book
Speaker 1: in the third grade. You guys are all very special.
Speaker 1: I'm I cannot believe you all traveled. Some of you
Speaker 1: are local and that's great, but some of you did
Speaker 1: come from Chicago, and I just, oh my gosh, my
Speaker 1: heart has grown just from all of you. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too much. It's a lot, a lot of journey stuff.
Speaker 1: So we know Keith has his rose already. So then
Speaker 1: she starts with Dan, and I got jealous. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's a moment of like, no, you're gonna let Dan
Speaker 1: go pretty soon. I'm gonna freaking find him. I swear
Speaker 1: I will do it if I have to do it
Speaker 1: through production. But Dan is first. I'm el Yeah, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: she has good taste. Yes, so is Jonathan. He's the
Speaker 1: he's the very tall black man with a bald head. Yes.
Speaker 1: But but in my mind there were two Christopher. Yah.
Speaker 1: So one of them was the poetry guy and the
Speaker 1: blindfold guy. But I just it's not because they look alike.
Speaker 1: All look alike, Okay, not that it's because there's I
Speaker 1: can't tell half the freaking white old guys either. Apart.
Speaker 1: I don't know, not if they have a white beard.
Speaker 1: I have no idea who they are, right, All I
Speaker 1: know is there's one guy who has a really long face,
Speaker 1: and he's like, that's Bob, Yes, right, that's really I
Speaker 1: really can't tell them apart. I couldn't tell you chalk
Speaker 1: versus like I can't. I don't know who they are.
Speaker 1: This is hard. And Devin was in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gary would have fit right in because he kind
Speaker 2: of had like the dyet. Yeah, it's the same same look. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: arth Gary is different looking. He's got the curly hair
Speaker 2: and the dark glasses, so he's that Gary Gary two
Speaker 2: point oh. But the original Gary would have been just
Speaker 2: even like the er doctor looks exactly the same to me,
Speaker 2: as like Gil the Stalker. I can tell Pascal and Charlie,
Speaker 2: Charles one of the Yeah and the and the other
Speaker 2: Charles Scatman Crothers, but yeah and Jack.
Speaker 1: Mike. I wrote, let's just let's go through who got roses?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so we have Jonathan Mark Obviously that would
Speaker 2: be so hilarious.
Speaker 1: So she was like, yeah, Mark, I'm not feeling it.
Speaker 1: I don't really care for your daughter, honestly, last year,
Speaker 1: or for the first one, Patty, who was what's the names?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the one our first black bachelor, right, James, Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt James's mom, Patty left the first night. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think Patty was ever really a contender. I
Speaker 2: don't even think she wanted to be. It was like that,
Speaker 2: we'll just make it kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Right, But I have to say she got a lot
Speaker 1: of TV time, She got a lot of airtime in
Speaker 1: Matt's season, right, and then she got kicked off night one,
Speaker 1: So anything could happened. But Mark is very cute. She
Speaker 1: was not going to get rid of him. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's you know, he's forty eight years old, so she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one. That's why I would thought about that too.
Speaker 1: If I were on the.
Speaker 2: Show and it's like, hello, I am Charles, Hello I
Speaker 2: am James, and then like some guy with a guitar
Speaker 2: goes by, like skateboarding, I'd be like that one. If
Speaker 2: you guys can leave and they're like, oh, he's just
Speaker 2: a crew guy, he's not one of the contestants.
Speaker 1: He's a PA. You're like, well, I just followed him
Speaker 1: on Instagram and we're talking like he's twenty nine. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that guy. That's what I want that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, so guy, the er doctor, Charles, the African American
Speaker 2: Charles makes it? Yeah, Gil oh.
Speaker 1: Fun Gary, Yep, Pascal Chalk, Captain Crunch, and I just
Speaker 1: wrote really right, then Christopher Christopher, and then Greg was
Speaker 1: another really like what Yeah? And now see Greg is
Speaker 1: with two g's. Can't tell him apart from anybody else,
Speaker 1: I had no idea if cap'n Crunch weren't where although
Speaker 1: he reads the oldest, I would say he reads it
Speaker 1: like about one hundred. Oh was Greg with two g's.
Speaker 1: Is he the one that looks a little bit like
Speaker 1: the dad from the Monsters? Not the dad but the uncle.
Speaker 1: I can't think of what that looks like. But he
Speaker 1: just looks very old. Yes, I mean he reads his
Speaker 1: old Okay, yeah, that's real Grandpa. Yeah, he's peepap yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So then suddenly Joan gets really nervous and she's like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: anybody's feelings. So then I thought, I said to Xander, oh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna say we're not doing a rose. We're canceling
Speaker 1: the rose ceremony. Everybody gets a rose. But she did
Speaker 1: not right. I was hoping that, but then that would
Speaker 1: be too much, that would be like douction, probably like, no, Joan,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this every time? Then, like we only
Speaker 1: have so many episodes.
Speaker 2: No, right, right, And she kind of makes them stand there.
Speaker 2: You know, these guys have hip replacements. They're all standing
Speaker 2: for so long. Some of them kind of were stretching.
Speaker 2: Did you see They're like, all right, it's now the
Speaker 2: sun's coming up. So then she she so we get Charles, who.
Speaker 1: I love Asian.
Speaker 2: Charles love Jordan, I wrote, obviously, which is weird. I'm
Speaker 2: kind of surprised. I said that because I don't know
Speaker 2: that that was obvious.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, now Jordan looks the exact same to me
Speaker 1: as like half the guys I couldn't. Jordan kind of
Speaker 1: looks like chalk. Yeah, a lot of the older white
Speaker 1: guys look exactly the same to me for sure. Then
Speaker 1: Bob and I audibly yelled, what the fuck Bob looking?
Speaker 1: That's terrible. I'm not trying. Oh my god, Bob, if.
Speaker 2: You're listening, that's looking. But it's not the look. It's
Speaker 2: just that he's he reads us old. It's not the
Speaker 2: physical appearance it's.
Speaker 1: Just like, yeah, he just really does look like that
Speaker 1: Muppet guy guy Smiley. Yeah. So then I wrote Michael,
Speaker 1: and then I just wrote no memory of him. He's
Speaker 1: I thought, I think Michael's kind of cute. He's a
Speaker 1: little bland, but he's cute, very bland. Okay. Then Jack
Speaker 1: the caterer gets the final rose dead, which was a
Speaker 1: shake boom.
Speaker 2: No, he's not that Chicago like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get it. We'll get the drop, and once
Speaker 2: we get the drop, we'll have it. Jack was a
Speaker 2: production pick, I think because they know he's going to
Speaker 2: be fun. He's going to keep the ball roll. It's
Speaker 2: gonna you know, when they're a little bit in a lull,
Speaker 2: they can always go back to Jack. There could be
Speaker 2: some fighting there, who knows.
Speaker 1: So so then a lot the guys that leave and
Speaker 1: the guys that got roses seem to all be crying.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crying there, which was very sweet.
Speaker 1: A lot of crying. Did that make you cry that
Speaker 1: they were crying? I cried pretty much. Honestly. What we
Speaker 1: should do is talk about the moments that I'm not crying.
Speaker 2: Just assume that I'm crying through the whole episode, and
Speaker 2: then it's like, well, I didn't cry every time cap'n
Speaker 2: Crunch came on. That's all I can tell you I did.
Speaker 2: I cheered up a little at the end too.
Speaker 1: But there was a lot of.
Speaker 2: Bachelor speak that was kind of annoying me, a lot
Speaker 2: of like, oh, I can't wait to go on this
Speaker 2: journey with you. We've done that a few times. We
Speaker 2: don't have to say that anymore. I feel, Oh, there's
Speaker 2: a what you might call it a leaf flower. Ooh,
Speaker 2: let me look.
Speaker 1: It's Dan. He's pretending to leaf blow. Hi. I'll be
Speaker 1: down in a sack. Okay, Dann, Okay. Here's what I
Speaker 1: was thinking before we go. I was thinking we could
Speaker 1: do because this is going up on our Patreon, I
Speaker 1: was thinking we could do our picks. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: we could figure out, you know, our predictions. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit hard because it is episode one, but I do.
Speaker 1: I think I have my front runners. Okay, I've I've
Speaker 1: underlined a few people, So tell me yours. I'll tell me.
Speaker 1: And because we always like to do this after we've
Speaker 1: had the rose ceremony, so we can kind of go,
Speaker 1: we can kind of seem like we're really smart and
Speaker 1: good at predict and psychic. Okay, so what do you have? Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I think Keith is going to win. Now,
Speaker 1: the one thing that you can't predict on something that
Speaker 1: has a lot of older people is who's going to
Speaker 1: be like I just wasn't ready, m or I got
Speaker 1: a call from my kid, or my mom died, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, she can go sideways. So barring things going sideways,
Speaker 1: the people that I thought she had chemistry with, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say, I'm gonna say Keith. I feel like Keith. Okay,
Speaker 1: should we say hometowns? Who's gonna hometowns? Let's just do
Speaker 1: hometown so we think Keith. I'm gonna say Keith Mark
Speaker 1: mm hmm for sure. Now, could Mark pull a Joan
Speaker 1: and be like I thought I was ready? Because I
Speaker 1: think in did you watch the coming attractions of this
Speaker 1: a little bit? But I kind of tuned out at
Speaker 1: that point. He was definitely like I think I saw
Speaker 1: something about him being like, I'm not sure I was ready.
Speaker 1: But then she does too. But then they show her
Speaker 1: in her dress at the end, so I do think
Speaker 1: she makes it to the end. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that Mark gets a hometown. I'm gonna I'm I'm thinking
Speaker 1: Jack the caterer. I think she does like these big personalities.
Speaker 1: Whoa you think Jack's going to get a hometown. I
Speaker 1: think he might.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would love it. I'd love to see it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I would love it. But I
Speaker 2: don't think he's the guy for her. What about the
Speaker 2: er doctor.
Speaker 1: Oh God, he's so boring. But yeah, it's possible. He's
Speaker 1: not her type. He's too who, he's too like. I
Speaker 1: don't want nevis. She's not the right word. But there's
Speaker 1: just it's not now. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's him. Better not be Dan. Keep Dan's name out
Speaker 1: your mouth. Let me just say that to you, John,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, it's not going to be Pascal.
Speaker 2: I'm with you right now. All I think is Keith.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Keith, Mark, and maybe Jonathan. But we
Speaker 2: just don't know. I don't think we know enough yet.
Speaker 2: Keith and Mark, Yes, they seem like frontrunners, but we
Speaker 2: just don't know yet.
Speaker 1: So let me just clarify Jonathan is the one who
Speaker 1: did the poem and shut up with the blindfold, and
Speaker 1: we love him, and he made it. He makes it?
Speaker 1: Now who doesn't make it? And but and I also
Speaker 1: was talking about I wasn't confusing. Christopher is actually a
Speaker 1: guy who is very very cute, and he has salt
Speaker 1: and pepper, he's beard, and he reminds me of Peter
Speaker 1: from Real Housewives of Atlanta who is married to Cynthia.
Speaker 1: Very similar look, super cute, and he also makes it
Speaker 1: that didn't end super well for Cynthia.
Speaker 2: So no, we don't know how you're feeling about Peter,
Speaker 2: but we love you.
Speaker 1: We absolutely do.
Speaker 2: Anthia's listening to Cynthia Bailey. If you are listening, and
Speaker 2: we know that you are. We know that you secretly
Speaker 2: use different name. You're on our Patreon and we know
Speaker 2: you use a different name.
Speaker 1: And also he is He's not Peter, so he's his
Speaker 1: own person, and he also is very cute. And one
Speaker 1: of the things that I liked about him and I
Speaker 1: think he could make it far is he was he
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't get a lot of time with her,
Speaker 1: so I'm really worried. He's very humble, and then he
Speaker 1: got picked.
Speaker 2: So okay, let's talk about who doesn't make it? So
Speaker 2: RJ doesn't make it, which I'm a little surprised by.
Speaker 2: He was the one that did the TikTok joke. Yes,
Speaker 2: like you're looking for. I mean, he was very cute.
Speaker 2: Maybe she just didn't get enough time with him, or maybe,
Speaker 2: like we've talked about, sometimes it's just pheromones.
Speaker 1: They're there or they're not.
Speaker 2: You can't tell on TV who you have chemistry with, right,
Speaker 2: you know, we couldn't. We can't make that happen, So
Speaker 2: he doesn't make it. A guy named Bill, which they
Speaker 2: didn't give any screen time to.
Speaker 1: I know, I know what you're talking about. He had
Speaker 1: like no lips. I like it, that guy with no lips.
Speaker 1: I mean, but really he had like a paper cut
Speaker 1: for a mouth.
Speaker 2: Now, why are we so hard on their physical appearances
Speaker 2: on this on this when we're not that hard on
Speaker 2: them on the regular.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was really mean paper Listen and
Speaker 1: I'm going to stand I'm going to stand up. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna push back again. I think I like a guy
Speaker 1: with no lips none. I don't want any lips. I'm
Speaker 1: sharing literally like they're pulled back.
Speaker 2: And I told you what I just learned on TikTok
Speaker 2: did I tell you the lip thing?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You know how when women when people age, women and men,
Speaker 2: but like who cares about the men? We're talking about us. Okay,
Speaker 2: when people age, you know, your lip, your lip seems
Speaker 2: to get smaller, right for sure. So that's why people
Speaker 2: get lip injections to you know, look young again. But
Speaker 2: the truth is, according to this TikTok that your lips
Speaker 2: don't get smaller, they just curl under. I think I
Speaker 2: told you this once. They curl under. So there's little
Speaker 2: exercises you can do. You can pull your kind kind
Speaker 2: of re you can kind of bring your lips back out.
Speaker 1: And if you just do it all day, every day,
Speaker 1: and do it, do it right now. Same just like
Speaker 1: doing kegs. If someone mentions kegles, you just start doing them. Yes,
Speaker 1: my mother I brought her up twice now.
Speaker 2: When she was young, she used to hold her nose
Speaker 2: up because she wanted like her nose to be a
Speaker 2: little more ski So she already had kind of a
Speaker 2: ski slope and she wanted it a little more and
Speaker 2: it worked. It stayed that way. The whole joke about
Speaker 2: like you better not do your face like that. It'll
Speaker 2: stay like that.
Speaker 1: It will It will help. Okay, you guys, I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: Do the lip thing.
Speaker 2: And also I heard the frownies work, and that's not
Speaker 2: a sponsor of ours, But frownies are like little tape
Speaker 2: you put on your forehead to give yourself like overnight botox,
Speaker 2: and then like you hold it that way and like
Speaker 2: the next day you have the little eleven is less pronounced.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's why we're perfect for the Golden Bachelorette. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why we have this show. Okay, So RJ doesn't
Speaker 1: make it. Anybody else that surprised you that stood out?
Speaker 1: I mean really, but who? So who did you? Who
Speaker 1: did you go with for predictions for your top four?
Speaker 1: Like I said, just Keith.
Speaker 2: I mean all I know for sure is Keith and Mark.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say beyond that, what about Chalk? Chalk isn't
Speaker 2: giving me anything. That's the problem is trying to do
Speaker 2: predictions this early because you're not really I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say it cannot be Captain Crunch. Charles l would be interesting,
Speaker 2: but I don't think. Maybe Jordan has a shot, and
Speaker 2: probably Dan, although I think that I think I'm more
Speaker 2: into Dan than Jonas for sure, right, let's hope.
Speaker 1: It's not Gil, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't give you four. I'm just gonna give you
Speaker 2: the two. I just I just have Mark and Keith.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna also say Christopher the Beard. Christopher,
Speaker 1: I brought them prune juice at least four. And he's
Speaker 1: very cute. He's very like distinguished looking, but also hot.
Speaker 2: So and you think jack now that's interest. I don't
Speaker 2: think Jackson. I think he'll go a couple more episodes,
Speaker 2: but I think he'll be cut and he'll he'll have
Speaker 2: like the nice he'll be like, I get it.
Speaker 1: I still can't do it. I will get this by
Speaker 1: next week, I promise. All Right, everybody, thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much. I hope you enjoyed this, uh this episode
Speaker 1: and episode. We'll see you tomorrow for real Housewives of OC.
Speaker 1: That's not oh, it is tomorrow, my gods. And if
Speaker 1: you're not caught.
Speaker 2: Up, we've already got two episodes up of Secret Lives
Speaker 2: of Mormon Wives.
Speaker 1: We had a little treat for you this past week.
Speaker 2: We have ninety day Fiance happening, and in just a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks, Love is Blind. We're going to be
Speaker 2: covering that to you, so yeah, we're exhausted, but we
Speaker 2: love you so we do it for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, thank you guys. Bye bye bye
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