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<v Speaker 1>Uh, hey, guys, this is part two. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>are just joining us, you missed part one, go back,

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<v Speaker 1>go back in your feed and look for part one

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, and then we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're really gonna want to go back because you're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna understand where we keep saying, cap and crunch,

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<v Speaker 2>so you need to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, part enjoy the showy bye, So next that so

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<v Speaker 1>that so right after that, you know there's no shortage

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<v Speaker 1>of stallions in this table, Lene squiaky. It's like hello,

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<v Speaker 1>because a guy shows up on a horse David I

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<v Speaker 1>think his name is, shows up on the horse that leaves.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the poor horse. We don't know where the horse

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<v Speaker 1>is still, hat isn't found the horse? Yeah bye. See

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<v Speaker 1>like Pascal is not having It's like I do not

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<v Speaker 1>like these holes. I do not know why this man

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<v Speaker 1>has to show up on the holes and like show

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<v Speaker 1>us up. He's not having any and the holes has left.

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<v Speaker 1>He does not like the man either, and the horse

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<v Speaker 1>just takes off, just gone, probably scared by production. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was. It seems scary. And so that guy's

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<v Speaker 1>a rancher and he doesn't even know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>How you're not a great rancher. If you're like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the horse is gone. He doesn't even realize the horse.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, i'd really like you to meet my Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, And was that his horse? I wonder if, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's his horse, does he have to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>put up like signs around the neighborhood, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a see my horse.

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<v Speaker 2>I it's kind of a long story, but I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like when you put animals on television for

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<v Speaker 2>no reason.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't either.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, let's let the horse rest unless he's just

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<v Speaker 2>super into it or she. Okay, now this is interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm missgender the horse. You're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. So we get a letter from somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like that horse was a girl. You're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel so bad. I would like to issue a correction.

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<v Speaker 1>I misgendered the horse. I'm gonna step down from hosting

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So then the station wagon Keith comes up. So

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<v Speaker 2>he comes in and I it's so funny because we

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<v Speaker 2>see we know where this goes. But he's sixty two whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just wrote he's a nice guy. But no,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's so funny. I was like, absolutely not, no way.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought that at first too, But I remember

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<v Speaker 1>I remember somebody else winning, and it might have been

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett and Becca. The guy showed up like with the

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<v Speaker 1>station wagon or like a mini van and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to have kids. So I kind of thought

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<v Speaker 1>this was the same vibe, except for what is that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to have grandkids? What if you thought that

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<v Speaker 1>Joan could have kids? He's like, you want another because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. I'm good. I can always go. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even need help, if you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And Joan's like, no, I'm like way past guy went

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<v Speaker 2>through menopause ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, but you could still like make a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Like no, he has very tim Waltz kind of a feel,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not a bad thing. I like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think of it as sexy, right, But would she

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<v Speaker 1>she you know, she's not sexy either, that's your thing

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<v Speaker 1>with her? She's like, yes, she's They're kind of perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>They would be perfect. Both of them have big teacher energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, But he's the one who I think

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<v Speaker 2>throws his ex under the bus, Who's like, yeah, my

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<v Speaker 2>ex was a bit of an addict. So i'd sort

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<v Speaker 2>of take that poor ex wife, like take leave her

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<v Speaker 2>name out of your mouth. You're on a show now, like,

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<v Speaker 2>just it didn't work out. I'm divorced and I'm ready

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<v Speaker 2>for love. Like you don't have to say unless.

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<v Speaker 1>She died, Oh my god. And now that I think

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<v Speaker 1>about that, I'm actually really annoyed. That's so shitty. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she died. But also, you know, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you save that for your first for your trauma dump, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so that you can add a little bit like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to tell you this, but since I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to open up here, here's a bit of my past, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and that with it. Hey, I got a shitty ex wife.

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<v Speaker 1>She did a lot of drugs and I had to

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<v Speaker 1>raise the kids. So don't I deserve love?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just didn't like, Yeah, that was in his package,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure production like made him say it or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>like you gig, but I just don't. If you're listening,

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<v Speaker 2>don't don't do what they tell you to do what

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<v Speaker 2>you want, because that's ridiculous. And inside one of the

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<v Speaker 2>guys goes when Keith was talking to her, he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy, right, there's a leader, and I bet that

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<v Speaker 2>was Captain Crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it would. That sounds like something you would say.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, all right, gather men, where are my men?

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to gather on the deck. They're like, what,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no deck. We're all hands on deck and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the deck. Put your hands on me, Captain front. I

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<v Speaker 1>will not. I did not sign up for I am

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<v Speaker 1>here for Joan. How dare you, sir? So? Okay? Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>comes up and he's like, Hey, that's so. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>the guys cool except for but he tries to do

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<v Speaker 1>this weird mislead which we were all. Anybody who was

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<v Speaker 1>watching the show's like, no, because Kelsey's dad is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like, that's it. That's everybody. That's a wrap

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<v Speaker 1>on the guys. I hope you see your husband here.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like oh okay, and he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>One more and then so ke Kelsey, beautiful Kelsey gets

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<v Speaker 2>out of the limo and all the guys inside are like,

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<v Speaker 2>was that a lady?

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<v Speaker 1>And can we just uh production, can we go out

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Can we change it to her? Oh? They

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be killed. They want Kelsey over Joan. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that no, I don't think so I do. She's so guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you're joking, right, she's so young.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys in their sixties do not want to with a

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five year old. That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know, Pascal was definitely just like all were, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>every last one of them was. They were all so.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelsey was cute. Mark is cute.

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel like he wasn't as cute as I

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<v Speaker 2>remembered him on Kelsey's show.

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<v Speaker 1>On Kelsey Season, I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you why you thought that because he has Michael

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald vibes and you were just like, I hate Michael McDonald.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like a silver fox. I don't care about

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. And I was in love.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I loved him on the season on Joey's season,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he was adorable and now he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>So did he grow a white beard? Did he not

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<v Speaker 1>have the beard? No? He did. I don't remember it

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<v Speaker 1>before because I thought he was cuter, but I liked

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<v Speaker 1>him more this time. He's for me. I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>so cute, he's so nice, he's so he's just got

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<v Speaker 1>the most twinkly eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>He does have twinkly eyes. He's adorable. I know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's cute. I just didn't feel it as much.

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<v Speaker 2>And then again, it's another egg who's passed away, who

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<v Speaker 2>was perfect. I'm kind of over that. I think I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather have like, yeah, my ex had my bitch ex wife,

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<v Speaker 2>that's more interesting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd rather have the addict, I think. So yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's let's get some shit going as opposed to

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<v Speaker 2>and nobody can I don't like the perfect ex wife.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, they can't just go like, hey, so, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife died. Well, she wasn't that great if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being honest. She had a you know, she was a

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<v Speaker 1>big drinker. She was kind of abusive to our kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it. It's not like I didn't want her to die.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, like, you know, you know, I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a little more room in my heart, if you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. They all sort of said that.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just it was a lot, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>was done. That was enough people. We met what twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four people, and we're just now getting into the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right. She goes in.

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<v Speaker 2>She gives this big love speech, you know, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of bachelor talk is kind of starting. She name checks Gary,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought for the old Gary, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>what if he just pops up like beetlejuice if you

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<v Speaker 2>say his name, Gary's like, I've heard my name. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to do I'd like to bend you over.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Gary, Yes, yes, But I have to go back

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<v Speaker 1>for one second because on the on Mark, I just

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<v Speaker 1>have to I guess I have in my notes that Xander, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this was in the preview when we watched the

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<v Speaker 1>little video preview of them. You didn't like this, he says, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>so whatever they meet and like the whole story, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she goes to she says to Kelsey, he's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she goes, you can call me mom. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, And Xander goes, that's crazy, that's insane, that's insane,

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<v Speaker 1>And it really put off by that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the craziest vibes. But that wasn't Mark's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Kelsey, Like, right, she I mean that was

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<v Speaker 2>Joan Jones Jone's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I know, that wasn't Mark's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I'm your mom. Now she like looks and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like and you will do as I say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was crazy. Yeah, so navy guys probably inside.

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<v Speaker 1>For he's a jolly good fello. For he's a jolly

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<v Speaker 1>good fello. I I cap it.

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<v Speaker 2>So then, so Pascal, I just wrote, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a lot. We see, we meet, we see his

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<v Speaker 2>package about the beauty salon. He wants a path. You

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<v Speaker 2>would like a partner, Joan. Let me ask you this, Jean,

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<v Speaker 2>let me ask you this question. Do you use the dial.

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<v Speaker 1>In France? How do you say in Francis? Are you wet? Also? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh now I know, now I remember also why I

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<v Speaker 1>did not like Pascal. So first of all, Pascal is

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<v Speaker 1>the most braggy person I've ever seen on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>With the my car, look at the here's the package

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<v Speaker 1>of my car. Have you ever seen a car like this?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a big, big, giant cock. You do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to see it? No? No, no, no, listen. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't for you, John, because it is you John. If

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<v Speaker 1>it was Susanne, I would have said no, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is you. So then because he goes listen, I brought

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<v Speaker 1>this card from my son and let me read it

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<v Speaker 1>to you. She's like okay, and he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like ah, Papa, you are the greatest father in the

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<v Speaker 3>fire whole world.

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<v Speaker 1>Papa Papa.

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<v Speaker 3>I have had many fathers, many pairs, and you are

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<v Speaker 3>the best father. I am so appreciative of everything you

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<v Speaker 3>have ever done for me.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh, that's that's really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, there's more that I can't ever thank you

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<v Speaker 3>don't kill kill it.

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<v Speaker 2>Signed, your the stobed son or something. She makes a

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<v Speaker 1>And and then yes, she doesn't get is like.

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<v Speaker 2>Signed, you'll sometimes disruptive son or whatever. Yeah, she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, guys, I want everybody to sit on the rug.

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<v Speaker 2>Though he's making a joke. I got to give past

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, I could be wrong. Jack is drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>So she, like any good third grade teacher, remembers his

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<v Speaker 1>He says, like, my daughter, Danielle, she's adopted. She said that,

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<v Speaker 1>he's yelled in He just yelled She's no, did he

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<v Speaker 1>say that? Oh? She tells DA, daughter's adopted because she

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<v Speaker 1>it's like Chase thing. She just chose him. Will you

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<v Speaker 1>be my I'm not sure I thought you would know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I don't I tune out of that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>that because in the in his confessional, he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my daughters are my world and really truly like

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<v Speaker 1>they're like mentors to me. It's kind of like who

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, when people he kind of did say, though, you

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<v Speaker 2>could tell they were pushing him because they do this

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<v Speaker 2>in production. So he's in his little one on one

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<v Speaker 2>and you know what I mean, like with production and

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cheering up. He's like, well, honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving him that.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the vibe I got from him because I

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<v Speaker 1>Pop. He is my grandpa. Pop. Stop not letting me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let Dan be my grandpa. He can be. I'm for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm for it. I'm not for is Gil who plays

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<v Speaker 1>t ball whiffle ball or something, and I just wrote Gil,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm horrified.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, we skipped over Greg and then Gary comes

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was horrible. The t ball thing happened

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<v Speaker 1>before that. So now we're yeah, we're at Gary. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>what it was doing? They didn't do it a bit,

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<v Speaker 1>which was cute, but was it? So they have these

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<v Speaker 1>two rotary phones and they're sitting next to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I said. I said, they're doing improv, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's no context like they they should have shown production

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<v Speaker 1>going you guys want to do like you guys want

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<v Speaker 1>to improv, do some role playing, kind of be funny

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<v Speaker 1>like old school, like we're I don't know because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, what m I didn't mind it because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>And now we're here and he's good at it. He's

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<v Speaker 1>going with it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like I love how She's like, oh, and she

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<v Speaker 2>even makes a joke like you put my number on

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<v Speaker 2>your hand, Like, yes, it was cute. I love Gary

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<v Speaker 2>two point zero. I'm the new Gary now bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So then Jordan, Jordan is like a sad sack,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think he I think he gets he makes it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. Yes, He's like, huh, I'm the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, no, you are fine, and he's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see I'm terrible. But then he has a gift

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<v Speaker 2>he has like a time. So she has a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of grandkids, right, she has three, but for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>he only has one tiny shirt for one of the grandkids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, apparently, I guess this is the one for her

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<v Speaker 1>daughter who's had the best part of the most recent

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, the baby. That makes sense. He has a

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot of Chicago guys, which is probably

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<v Speaker 2>why I was in heaven, because I tend to like

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<v Speaker 2>a Chicago guy. M I do and I don't, but Jordan,

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan was. It's kind of read as a little nebishy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a he's on the difference, he's a different Chicago. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the shirt whatever. And then they pull out is did

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<v Speaker 2>they start playing pickleball?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, He's like, I take my pickleball? Really? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>like pickleball? And she's like, yeah, I like pickleball, and

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<v Speaker 2>It kind of doesn't though. She's like kind of it's fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, you know, I'm not great at it. But

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, well that's not going to work because we

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<v Speaker 2>take our pickleball real seriously, right, So then every all

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<v Speaker 1>It is my nightmare. I used to hide. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have pickleball, but we had volleyball obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>In junior high, and I would hide. I would fake sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time it was volleyball, which was once a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I would hide. Sometimes I would just be like, they're

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<v Speaker 2>would hide. We had these little showers and I hated

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<v Speaker 2>it so much because this ball coming at your face

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<v Speaker 2>so hard. Yeah, even though pickleball's not that hard, like

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<v Speaker 2>people were really hitting them too hard. Almost hit Joan

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<v Speaker 2>in the face. Yeah, my nightmare. And I didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>called the balls jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm with you. I didn't like that either. Lying

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<v Speaker 1>mine is more and this is just you know, pack

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. But dodgeball in this kind of had

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<v Speaker 1>that that energy. I hated Dodgeball, saying I was scared,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bullied. I felt like people were targeting me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, they were though, they were targeting Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>dodgeball too. You were not popular, Stephanie. They were they

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<v Speaker 1>hated you. They were targeting you. No, they were targeting you.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I'm just saying, it was just yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it was ter I felt the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so bad. I didn't even remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like my mom would write a note and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, she's not allowed to play dodgeball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a psychological problem she has. Like that wasn't even

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<v Speaker 1>a question, right, of course, I'm not going to play

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<v Speaker 1>the game where they actually throw the ball at you.

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<v Speaker 1>But volleyball, they're not really supposed to do that. It's

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<v Speaker 2>And even that, I was like, Nope, no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doing so Jack's getting drunker and he starts he starts

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a hippie den. Look at it. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. But then also Charles Asian. Charles is also

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<v Speaker 1>looking around the place. These these guys are, you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least Jack is like, let me see how this

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, and Xander said, he's kind of giving

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<v Speaker 1>us an MTV crib style tour of the place. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like turning the burners off and on. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's our cabinet. It was like, okay, and then he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of meat, there's lots of meat, opens the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean that's what you would do. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they I love that now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>because they never do that on the on the regular show,

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<v Speaker 2>You would show them. I'd be like, oh good em

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<v Speaker 1>I would be eating those immediately, honestly, And so that

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<v Speaker 1>is what these guys would do. Like these are you know,

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<v Speaker 1>these are Grandpa packs rights and Captain Quenchy sits with

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<v Speaker 1>her and he's like, uh, oh serious. You left the

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<v Speaker 1>show and you put family and that resonated with me

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<v Speaker 1>because I put service first. I expect my men to

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<v Speaker 1>abide by honor, and I can see what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was in the Haitian Campaign of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm here for your joan. I'm here for your joan.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh and she's like, okay, thank you, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for your service. We just found out that it was

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<v Speaker 1>like he was a volunteer. He actually did not pass

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<v Speaker 1>either the physical or the mental. He's not really in

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<v Speaker 1>the military. But he bought this outfit. He everywhere. What

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<v Speaker 1>if he just wore his maybe that navy uniform that

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<v Speaker 1>he did buy somewhere mm hmm, Like in every scene

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, y yeah, they're like seriously they yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they go hiking. He can't swim in the ocean because

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<v Speaker 1>he won't take his hat. The hat off, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>never nude like from Arrested Development. He can't. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's so Captain Lee and there's not I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't have love. I don't watch Below Deck, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm talking about, Yes, it's a so. But

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<v Speaker 1>Older, Bob comes back on to talk about how he's

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<v Speaker 1>struck by lightning.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it's not that I don't root for Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>He seems like a lovely guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But what you gonna put him up against Jick? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to because I had to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, is he like, did he have

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<v Speaker 1>this he had to get CBR from the lightning right

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<v Speaker 1>tried to realize it was lightning. So I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is this guy older? Like did he have just a

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<v Speaker 1>But then I was like, oh god, he got hit

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's an interesting story, and again I root

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<v Speaker 2>for Bob. There's no one I don't like at this point.

413
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<v Speaker 2>There's really an except for cap'n Crunch, and that's just

414
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<v Speaker 2>for like my own weird reasons. Right, do you think

415
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<v Speaker 2>him for a service? If he served for real? We

416
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<v Speaker 2>find out he's like a Hollywood and Highland guy. He

417
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<v Speaker 2>just puts on these outfits. Mark cute, I do, I

418
00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.440
<v Speaker 2>am starting to I don't. He doesn't wow me, but

419
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<v Speaker 2>I can see how he's a front runner. I get it.

420
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<v Speaker 1>I like the fact that she acknowledged she's sitting with him,

421
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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, you know, like everybody fell in love

422
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<v Speaker 1>with you. She's like, I think you know that, which

423
00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:16.759
<v Speaker 1>is a sweet thing to say. She's humble. He's younger

424
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<v Speaker 1>than she is, by the way, Yeah, he's the youngest, right,

425
00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:24.440
<v Speaker 1>So he's sixty. No, he's only fifty seven. Wait, you

426
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<v Speaker 1>can be fifty seven and be on the show. I

427
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<v Speaker 1>thought sixty if you're Mark, What the fuck Mark? They

428
00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:33.799
<v Speaker 1>made an exception for Yeah, Oh my god, that's crazy. Yeah.

429
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<v Speaker 1>So Mark is like three years younger than my husband.

430
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<v Speaker 1>He's really cute. I think he is cute. I like him,

431
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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I just I don't. I like, we'll see.

432
00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:48.079
<v Speaker 2>We don't know enough because we just basically, like I said,

433
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<v Speaker 2>re met everyone four times.

434
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<v Speaker 1>Then Jonathan comes out. He's still cute. He wrote a

435
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<v Speaker 1>poem which was okay, little pringe, I was our blindfold guy.

436
00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:02.759
<v Speaker 1>He's still wearing the black bindfold. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah,

437
00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was a different guy. Okay, I just

438
00:22:05.880 --> 00:22:07.960
<v Speaker 1>wrote the guy who came in with a blindfold wrote

439
00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:12.759
<v Speaker 1>a poem for her. Jonathan, okay, all right, well, she's

440
00:22:12.759 --> 00:22:17.200
<v Speaker 1>saying to him she feels a vibe. He's also the one, interestingly,

441
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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure whose wife blindsided him with a divorce, right.

442
00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, is there a guy named Christopher? Oh yeah, similar,

443
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

444
00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, okay, well canceled.

445
00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:33.519
<v Speaker 2>All right, Okay, so Jesse Jesse brings out the first impression,

446
00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:37.440
<v Speaker 2>and Pascal doesn't know what is this, Like, he's never

447
00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:39.759
<v Speaker 2>kind of like he's never seen the show.

448
00:22:39.759 --> 00:22:41.160
<v Speaker 1>You kind of have to give him something for that.

449
00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:45.200
<v Speaker 1>He's busy. He's like, oh, I was very nonchalant. I

450
00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:47.799
<v Speaker 1>would have been more. And the other guy goes chalant.

451
00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:51.160
<v Speaker 1>That was funny. And then somebody says something like I

452
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<v Speaker 1>would have chalanted all over all over the place, which

453
00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:57.359
<v Speaker 1>is like, I guess a jizz joke, which I was like, well, finally,

454
00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:01.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, these guys aren't dead, not that much older,

455
00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:03.720
<v Speaker 1>but I thought this hold on hypocrite. You're like, I

456
00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:05.839
<v Speaker 1>don't like all the balls jokes, but I'll take more

457
00:23:06.200 --> 00:23:07.640
<v Speaker 1>more gigs.

458
00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Planted all over Oliver kits Oliver in her eyes. That

459
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<v Speaker 2>wasn't Pascal who said that. I don't know who said

460
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<v Speaker 2>it and I didn't, so then I just show h oh,

461
00:23:17.319 --> 00:23:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Jack is cooking, So it's probably a little bit of

462
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<v Speaker 2>a fire hazard, but it wasn't because he was a chef.

463
00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Jack's a real chef. I want him in my life, right.

464
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, no. And he makes like tender like beef tenderloin

465
00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:32.960
<v Speaker 1>and vegetables like he does like an entire meal. He

466
00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:35.759
<v Speaker 1>wins it up, he's amazing, and then he brings it

467
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<v Speaker 1>out and he doesn't even make a big deal, which

468
00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:42.160
<v Speaker 1>is what I loved, Like he says he afterwards, like

469
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<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh my gosh, this is so delicious, and

470
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<v Speaker 1>you're so sweet and thank you so much. And he

471
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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do a thing which I feel like other guys

472
00:23:50.359 --> 00:23:53.480
<v Speaker 1>could have done, which is like, yeah, she better have

473
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<v Speaker 1>liked my cook, like I spent a long time in

474
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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen liked he Yeah, He's like, hey, you know,

475
00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm a I'm a cook. I'm a SHA's what I do.

476
00:24:00.680 --> 00:24:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I like to make happy is Jack. I love it

477
00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:06.559
<v Speaker 1>a lot of ones. The chalk is hungry. The guy Charlie,

478
00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I like, Charlie is like Asian Charlie is like, Charles, okay,

479
00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.799
<v Speaker 1>we'll call him Charles. He's like, I'm not gonna be

480
00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:17.200
<v Speaker 1>like outdone by that. So he brings her tea in

481
00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:20.839
<v Speaker 1>dessert and she's so sweet. She's like, oh my god.

482
00:24:20.839 --> 00:24:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean she just got this, like you know, micheline

483
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:26.839
<v Speaker 1>star meal. But she's like, oh my god, you made

484
00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:30.279
<v Speaker 1>me tea. Yeah, he's being sweet. She's just being nice,

485
00:24:30.279 --> 00:24:31.039
<v Speaker 1>sweet to everyone.

486
00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:33.519
<v Speaker 2>You can't really tell where she stands, but yeah, Charles

487
00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:34.359
<v Speaker 2>is trying really hot.

488
00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:36.519
<v Speaker 1>He's a door. I love him. Then I wrote one

489
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<v Speaker 1>guy brings her before we get to uh to Keith,

490
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<v Speaker 1>one guy brings her picks. He's like, I brought you

491
00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:46.640
<v Speaker 1>some picks of my garden. Yeah that's Michael. Yeah. Lander

492
00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and I were like, yeah, Christopher does something too.

493
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<v Speaker 2>But I can't read my handwriting because I spilled a

494
00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:55.160
<v Speaker 2>little bit of chocolate eminem. What it happened was I

495
00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:57.240
<v Speaker 2>dropped the eminem though out of my mouth, went on

496
00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:58.599
<v Speaker 2>to the thing and then made like a little stand

497
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<v Speaker 2>and then the two pages stuck to together. So there's

498
00:25:01.359 --> 00:25:04.319
<v Speaker 2>like every page has one thing that I can't read,

499
00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:05.319
<v Speaker 2>and it's.

500
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<v Speaker 1>Fine, guys, that's so funny. So yeah, Keith.

501
00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so now we realize like, oh, she likes him interesting,

502
00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:15.960
<v Speaker 2>and then we see, okay, he is really fun. I

503
00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:19.720
<v Speaker 2>didn't get it at first, but I'm not Joan right right,

504
00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I have a nice conversation. I cried again. I don't

505
00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:24.519
<v Speaker 2>remember why, but I did cry in this moment. So

506
00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:26.640
<v Speaker 2>this is I think maybe my fifth cry. I haven't

507
00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:29.079
<v Speaker 2>been keeping you up, but I'm crying the whole time.

508
00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I wrote that. I think he could be final too. Yeah. Yeah,

509
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and this is before he gets the first impression rose

510
00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, oh interesting. Yeah, I'm definitely feeling the vibe

511
00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:43.119
<v Speaker 1>between them. Yes, And I was like, she likes him.

512
00:25:43.400 --> 00:25:47.359
<v Speaker 1>He's really tall, he's big, she's she I think she

513
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:51.160
<v Speaker 1>says right away about him that she feels safe. Yes

514
00:25:51.319 --> 00:25:53.440
<v Speaker 1>she does, and that's a real thing. So that good

515
00:25:53.440 --> 00:25:55.319
<v Speaker 1>for her. So yeah, we get so serious.

516
00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:57.640
<v Speaker 2>So I just wrote, Chock get in there, because Chock's

517
00:25:57.680 --> 00:25:59.319
<v Speaker 2>upset that he hasn't really had time with her.

518
00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll leave it to talk. Unlike a lot of our

519
00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:07.160
<v Speaker 1>other people, Chalk's issue is that his mom was sick

520
00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:10.400
<v Speaker 1>is sick with stage four cancer, but she gave him

521
00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:12.640
<v Speaker 1>her blessing to go. M hm.

522
00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:14.799
<v Speaker 2>She's probably like, chalk, it's fine, it's time for you

523
00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>to move out of the house.

524
00:26:16.759 --> 00:26:19.240
<v Speaker 1>It's time, chalk. I'm fine, okay. I can't give her please,

525
00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:24.119
<v Speaker 1>oh please go find someone fly, chalk fly. My issue

526
00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Chalk was that he kept interrupting her. Oh, Stephanie, I wrote,

527
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 1>he's so interrupte yes, I said, I just wrote, stop

528
00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:35.880
<v Speaker 1>interrupting her, don't ask her a question and then not

529
00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:40.799
<v Speaker 1>let her answer yes, and he brings everything back like

530
00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:42.519
<v Speaker 1>She'll just be like, I really want to go hiking.

531
00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:45.279
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I hike. I hike that mountain. Yeah, I

532
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:49.119
<v Speaker 1>did that? Is that chalk? Yes? Yes, yeah, I don't

533
00:26:49.160 --> 00:26:51.160
<v Speaker 1>think I wrote it down, but yeah. She's like, I

534
00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:52.920
<v Speaker 1>want to go on a safari. He's like, yeah, I

535
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:54.559
<v Speaker 1>went on one last year. Yeah, I did it. Gonna go.

536
00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:57.599
<v Speaker 1>I already have my tickets for this year. Yeah. Maybe

537
00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:00.799
<v Speaker 1>maybe in five years you can go. All right.

538
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.440
<v Speaker 2>She's like she's exhausted, and she probably is exhausted because

539
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:05.160
<v Speaker 2>now it's probably three in the morning. We forget the

540
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.599
<v Speaker 2>sun comes up during ros ceremony, and they probably started

541
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:10.160
<v Speaker 2>like this is a fourteen hour day which they are

542
00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:10.759
<v Speaker 2>allowed to do.

543
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh yeah, a really long when we did.

544
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:18.920
<v Speaker 2>When I produced on Cupcake Wars, they were fourteen hour episode.

545
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:21.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean they didn't air fourteen hours. Wouldn't that be great?

546
00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Each episode's fourteen hours And they're like, I don't really

547
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.079
<v Speaker 1>even care who wins at this point.

548
00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, No, we would shoot for that long. I

549
00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:30.960
<v Speaker 2>mean we'd break and stuff. But yeah, that's what they're doing.

550
00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:32.200
<v Speaker 2>So she's got it together.

551
00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I'd be such a mess by like our seven, I know,

552
00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I know. And everybody seems very sober. I mean a

553
00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:43.759
<v Speaker 1>couple of them have had some drunks, but Joan is

554
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.519
<v Speaker 1>very the same as she was at the beginning of

555
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:49.319
<v Speaker 1>the night at the end, so set a pace. She

556
00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:55.319
<v Speaker 1>paces time for the first impression Rose delivery. I thought

557
00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:59.119
<v Speaker 1>this was extra funny because they don't know they do this,

558
00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:02.079
<v Speaker 1>but it was more pronounced with her where she just

559
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:07.519
<v Speaker 1>kept going by groups of guys. Hi, guys, Bye, guys, Nope,

560
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>not for you, hello, moving past you. That was cute

561
00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>and they're like what it And then Pascal was like, well,

562
00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:16.480
<v Speaker 1>does what is this? What is she? Well?

563
00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.440
<v Speaker 2>While is she going? And then it's Keith, So it's

564
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:20.960
<v Speaker 2>so cute. We know it's going to be Keith. And

565
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Keith was so cute. I think she said, wait here,

566
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:26.240
<v Speaker 2>we didn't see it because he's like I tried to

567
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:29.119
<v Speaker 2>wear either's so many doors, Like he gotten lost.

568
00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, which I see totally happening. There's somebody who didn't

569
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:35.920
<v Speaker 1>guide him. I do, like I came around on him,

570
00:28:35.960 --> 00:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>like I see what she sees. Now, Yeah, somebody goes, congratulations,

571
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>I just lost a bet and he was like, oh

572
00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:46.079
<v Speaker 1>you guys, you didn't bet on me. Yeah, it's kind

573
00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:46.400
<v Speaker 1>of see.

574
00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:49.160
<v Speaker 2>But that's why I think he's sexy to her, because

575
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:52.359
<v Speaker 2>he's so confident and self actualized that like he doesn't

576
00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:53.839
<v Speaker 2>really give it. He's like he kind of made a joke,

577
00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:55.319
<v Speaker 2>but he wasn't you wasn't that sad?

578
00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:58.119
<v Speaker 1>He had the first impression. Road he's good. Now I

579
00:28:58.200 --> 00:29:00.680
<v Speaker 1>have some stuff to say about this. Now, next thing

580
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.440
<v Speaker 1>that happens, which is Jesse brings out a TV, a

581
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:08.359
<v Speaker 1>monitor and they showed video messages. Yes to show porn, guys,

582
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:11.319
<v Speaker 1>we just want to show we're gonna have a hard

583
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>penis contest. We're gonna do. We're not gonna do softcore though,

584
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>you guys are.

585
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.279
<v Speaker 2>Older and you can handle it. This is gonna be

586
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:24.359
<v Speaker 2>some real jack rabbit. You're gonna see everything you signed.

587
00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:26.839
<v Speaker 2>You signed that, this was okay, so like everyone your

588
00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:28.039
<v Speaker 2>lawyers signed, like, I.

589
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Don't remember signing this. It was in there. Trust us,

590
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you don't make us bring out the document. You're like,

591
00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:37.079
<v Speaker 1>well we had this initial like fifty pages of things.

592
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:40.200
<v Speaker 1>They're like, yep, it was in there. It's just super

593
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:44.960
<v Speaker 1>aggressive porn. And then there's one scene where like, wait, wait,

594
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.079
<v Speaker 1>pause it for a second.

595
00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Is that Joan? They have a Joan look It's not Joan,

596
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.160
<v Speaker 2>but they have a Joan lookalike. And Joan's just appalled.

597
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>She's like I would never Yeah. I thought, what are

598
00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>they gonna just now? I thought the joke was there.

599
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.519
<v Speaker 2>We're going to Netflix and chill. I thought they were

600
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:01.160
<v Speaker 2>going to do you have that? Like, what are you

601
00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:01.880
<v Speaker 2>going to watch?

602
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:04.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes? I thought it was cute. It's so cute. So

603
00:30:04.759 --> 00:30:06.960
<v Speaker 1>they have their kids. I cried at this. You had

604
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:09.640
<v Speaker 1>to have cried it, I did. I well, no, I

605
00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:12.599
<v Speaker 1>didn't cry, No, I got I thought it was very emotional.

606
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was really sweet. But what I really

607
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:21.759
<v Speaker 1>liked is a lot of LGBT represent There were a few,

608
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.559
<v Speaker 1>for sure. For sure. I wrote at this point keep

609
00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:28.480
<v Speaker 1>them all. There was binary there were girlfriends, there were

610
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:30.759
<v Speaker 1>a boy. I mean, it was all there, and it

611
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>made me feel like. What I felt was like, oh,

612
00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>they're proud of their kids. They're progressive. Like I feel

613
00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:43.160
<v Speaker 1>like we're gonna see a lot less shitty politics. Yes.

614
00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.839
<v Speaker 2>I really like that too, And I really that was

615
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:47.759
<v Speaker 2>my moment of like, don't do a rosnorm but you,

616
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<v Speaker 2>I know, you have to get it down from twenty four.

617
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:50.519
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, why did you keep them all

618
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<v Speaker 2>this next round?

619
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Send any of these guys home? You can't, Xander wrote,

620
00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Xander wrote. I wrote that, Xander said, when they were

621
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<v Speaker 1>showing all the video messages, because I hope one of

622
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:07.359
<v Speaker 1>them gets a call from their wife. That would be amazing. Hey, honey,

623
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.799
<v Speaker 1>Mary's where you went. That's the video. Yeah, like you

624
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:12.839
<v Speaker 1>said you were coming back, you were going to the store.

625
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't really even need it anymore because I so

626
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:17.519
<v Speaker 2>just come back wherever you are.

627
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:25.079
<v Speaker 1>It's safe. That's amazing. Yeah. So now it's time for

628
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:26.279
<v Speaker 1>the rose ceremony. Yeah.

629
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Uh, the guys are very nervous, and gives another very

630
00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:33.039
<v Speaker 2>bachelory speech again.

631
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's like, you guys, Oh my god, I just

632
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:38.640
<v Speaker 1>all of you guys. I wish I could get everybody

633
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:43.799
<v Speaker 1>a participation rose, because you're all winners in my book

634
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.559
<v Speaker 1>in the third grade. You guys are all very special.

635
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:50.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm I cannot believe you all traveled. Some of you

636
00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>are local and that's great, but some of you did

637
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>come from Chicago, and I just, oh my gosh, my

638
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:59.279
<v Speaker 1>heart has grown just from all of you. Yeah, it's

639
00:31:59.319 --> 00:32:01.720
<v Speaker 1>too much. It's a lot, a lot of journey stuff.

640
00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>So we know Keith has his rose already. So then

641
00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.839
<v Speaker 1>she starts with Dan, and I got jealous. I was like,

642
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a moment of like, no, you're gonna let Dan

643
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:15.240
<v Speaker 1>go pretty soon. I'm gonna freaking find him. I swear

644
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:16.599
<v Speaker 1>I will do it if I have to do it

645
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:20.599
<v Speaker 1>through production. But Dan is first. I'm el Yeah, Jonathan,

646
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:25.680
<v Speaker 1>she has good taste. Yes, so is Jonathan. He's the

647
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:29.680
<v Speaker 1>he's the very tall black man with a bald head. Yes.

648
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:34.640
<v Speaker 1>But but in my mind there were two Christopher. Yah.

649
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:36.920
<v Speaker 1>So one of them was the poetry guy and the

650
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>blindfold guy. But I just it's not because they look alike.

651
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>All look alike, Okay, not that it's because there's I

652
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.559
<v Speaker 1>can't tell half the freaking white old guys either. Apart.

653
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, not if they have a white beard.

654
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:52.079
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea who they are, right, All I

655
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.480
<v Speaker 1>know is there's one guy who has a really long face,

656
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:59.319
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, that's Bob, Yes, right, that's really I

657
00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:01.839
<v Speaker 1>really can't tell them apart. I couldn't tell you chalk

658
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:05.480
<v Speaker 1>versus like I can't. I don't know who they are.

659
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:07.680
<v Speaker 1>This is hard. And Devin was in there.

660
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Gary would have fit right in because he kind

661
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:13.359
<v Speaker 2>of had like the dyet. Yeah, it's the same same look. Yeah, well,

662
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:17.039
<v Speaker 2>arth Gary is different looking. He's got the curly hair

663
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 2>and the dark glasses, so he's that Gary Gary two

664
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:22.519
<v Speaker 2>point oh. But the original Gary would have been just

665
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:26.000
<v Speaker 2>even like the er doctor looks exactly the same to me,

666
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:32.240
<v Speaker 2>as like Gil the Stalker. I can tell Pascal and Charlie,

667
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:35.559
<v Speaker 2>Charles one of the Yeah and the and the other

668
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Charles Scatman Crothers, but yeah and Jack.

669
00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Mike. I wrote, let's just let's go through who got roses?

670
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, so we have Jonathan Mark Obviously that would

671
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:50.079
<v Speaker 2>be so hilarious.

672
00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.279
<v Speaker 1>So she was like, yeah, Mark, I'm not feeling it.

673
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:55.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't really care for your daughter, honestly, last year,

674
00:33:55.920 --> 00:34:00.480
<v Speaker 1>or for the first one, Patty, who was what's the names?

675
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the one our first black bachelor, right, James, Matt,

676
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:09.599
<v Speaker 1>Matt James's mom, Patty left the first night. Yeah.

677
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Patty was ever really a contender. I

678
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:13.639
<v Speaker 2>don't even think she wanted to be. It was like that,

679
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:15.000
<v Speaker 2>we'll just make it kind of fun.

680
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:16.679
<v Speaker 1>Right, But I have to say she got a lot

681
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:19.159
<v Speaker 1>of TV time, She got a lot of airtime in

682
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:23.199
<v Speaker 1>Matt's season, right, and then she got kicked off night one,

683
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:26.519
<v Speaker 1>So anything could happened. But Mark is very cute. She

684
00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:28.519
<v Speaker 1>was not going to get rid of him. Yeah, and

685
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:31.159
<v Speaker 1>he's you know, he's forty eight years old, so she's like, yeah,

686
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that one. That's why I would thought about that too.

687
00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:33.880
<v Speaker 1>If I were on the.

688
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Show and it's like, hello, I am Charles, Hello I

689
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.800
<v Speaker 2>am James, and then like some guy with a guitar

690
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>goes by, like skateboarding, I'd be like that one. If

691
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.440
<v Speaker 2>you guys can leave and they're like, oh, he's just

692
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:46.400
<v Speaker 2>a crew guy, he's not one of the contestants.

693
00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:48.800
<v Speaker 1>He's a PA. You're like, well, I just followed him

694
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:52.679
<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and we're talking like he's twenty nine. I'm like, yeah,

695
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:54.639
<v Speaker 1>that's that guy. That's what I want that one.

696
00:34:55.920 --> 00:35:01.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so guy, the er doctor, Charles, the African American

697
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:08.119
<v Speaker 2>Charles makes it? Yeah, Gil oh.

698
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Fun Gary, Yep, Pascal Chalk, Captain Crunch, and I just

699
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:17.679
<v Speaker 1>wrote really right, then Christopher Christopher, and then Greg was

700
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:21.440
<v Speaker 1>another really like what Yeah? And now see Greg is

701
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 1>with two g's. Can't tell him apart from anybody else,

702
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:28.239
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea if cap'n Crunch weren't where although

703
00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.280
<v Speaker 1>he reads the oldest, I would say he reads it

704
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>like about one hundred. Oh was Greg with two g's.

705
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Is he the one that looks a little bit like

706
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:39.079
<v Speaker 1>the dad from the Monsters? Not the dad but the uncle.

707
00:35:40.440 --> 00:35:42.239
<v Speaker 1>I can't think of what that looks like. But he

708
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.000
<v Speaker 1>just looks very old. Yes, I mean he reads his

709
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:51.639
<v Speaker 1>old Okay, yeah, that's real Grandpa. Yeah, he's peepap yes, okay.

710
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:55.599
<v Speaker 1>So then suddenly Joan gets really nervous and she's like, oh, no,

711
00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:01.320
<v Speaker 1>anybody's feelings. So then I thought, I said to Xander, oh,

712
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:04.280
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna say we're not doing a rose. We're canceling

713
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the rose ceremony. Everybody gets a rose. But she did

714
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 1>not right. I was hoping that, but then that would

715
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:14.639
<v Speaker 1>be too much, that would be like douction, probably like, no, Joan,

716
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:18.519
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do this every time? Then, like we only

717
00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:19.599
<v Speaker 1>have so many episodes.

718
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.320
<v Speaker 2>No, right, right, And she kind of makes them stand there.

719
00:36:22.440 --> 00:36:24.719
<v Speaker 2>You know, these guys have hip replacements. They're all standing

720
00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>for so long. Some of them kind of were stretching.

721
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Did you see They're like, all right, it's now the

722
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:33.519
<v Speaker 2>sun's coming up. So then she she so we get Charles, who.

723
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:34.519
<v Speaker 1>I love Asian.

724
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Charles love Jordan, I wrote, obviously, which is weird. I'm

725
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:40.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of surprised. I said that because I don't know

726
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:41.719
<v Speaker 2>that that was obvious.

727
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, see, now Jordan looks the exact same to me

728
00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 1>as like half the guys I couldn't. Jordan kind of

729
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:52.519
<v Speaker 1>looks like chalk. Yeah, a lot of the older white

730
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>guys look exactly the same to me for sure. Then

731
00:36:55.559 --> 00:37:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Bob and I audibly yelled, what the fuck Bob looking?

732
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>That's terrible. I'm not trying. Oh my god, Bob, if.

733
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:07.199
<v Speaker 2>You're listening, that's looking. But it's not the look. It's

734
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:09.920
<v Speaker 2>just that he's he reads us old. It's not the

735
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:11.159
<v Speaker 2>physical appearance it's.

736
00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Just like, yeah, he just really does look like that

737
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Muppet guy guy Smiley. Yeah. So then I wrote Michael,

738
00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:24.760
<v Speaker 1>and then I just wrote no memory of him. He's

739
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I think Michael's kind of cute. He's a

740
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:31.039
<v Speaker 1>little bland, but he's cute, very bland. Okay. Then Jack

741
00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:34.599
<v Speaker 1>the caterer gets the final rose dead, which was a

742
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:38.079
<v Speaker 1>shake boom.

743
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:42.920
<v Speaker 2>No, he's not that Chicago like, I can't do it.

744
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:44.760
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

745
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get it. We'll get the drop, and once

746
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:48.480
<v Speaker 2>we get the drop, we'll have it. Jack was a

747
00:37:48.519 --> 00:37:50.920
<v Speaker 2>production pick, I think because they know he's going to

748
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:53.199
<v Speaker 2>be fun. He's going to keep the ball roll. It's

749
00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:55.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna you know, when they're a little bit in a lull,

750
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.400
<v Speaker 2>they can always go back to Jack. There could be

751
00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:59.000
<v Speaker 2>some fighting there, who knows.

752
00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:03.199
<v Speaker 1>So so then a lot the guys that leave and

753
00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:05.840
<v Speaker 1>the guys that got roses seem to all be crying.

754
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.360
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of crying there, which was very sweet.

755
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:11.559
<v Speaker 1>A lot of crying. Did that make you cry that

756
00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>they were crying? I cried pretty much. Honestly. What we

757
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>should do is talk about the moments that I'm not crying.

758
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.239
<v Speaker 2>Just assume that I'm crying through the whole episode, and

759
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:20.880
<v Speaker 2>then it's like, well, I didn't cry every time cap'n

760
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Crunch came on. That's all I can tell you I did.

761
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I cheered up a little at the end too.

762
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:27.400
<v Speaker 1>But there was a lot of.

763
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Bachelor speak that was kind of annoying me, a lot

764
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:31.119
<v Speaker 2>of like, oh, I can't wait to go on this

765
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:33.519
<v Speaker 2>journey with you. We've done that a few times. We

766
00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:36.639
<v Speaker 2>don't have to say that anymore. I feel, Oh, there's

767
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:40.440
<v Speaker 2>a what you might call it a leaf flower. Ooh,

768
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:41.039
<v Speaker 2>let me look.

769
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:45.599
<v Speaker 1>It's Dan. He's pretending to leaf blow. Hi. I'll be

770
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:48.880
<v Speaker 1>down in a sack. Okay, Dann, Okay. Here's what I

771
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:51.639
<v Speaker 1>was thinking before we go. I was thinking we could

772
00:38:51.719 --> 00:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>do because this is going up on our Patreon, I

773
00:38:56.960 --> 00:39:00.440
<v Speaker 1>was thinking we could do our picks. Oh yeah, like

774
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:04.840
<v Speaker 1>we could figure out, you know, our predictions. It's a

775
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:07.599
<v Speaker 1>little bit hard because it is episode one, but I do.

776
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.239
<v Speaker 1>I think I have my front runners. Okay, I've I've

777
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>underlined a few people, So tell me yours. I'll tell me.

778
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:15.440
<v Speaker 1>And because we always like to do this after we've

779
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.320
<v Speaker 1>had the rose ceremony, so we can kind of go,

780
00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:22.199
<v Speaker 1>we can kind of seem like we're really smart and

781
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:26.239
<v Speaker 1>good at predict and psychic. Okay, so what do you have? Okay,

782
00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:29.519
<v Speaker 1>I think I think Keith is going to win. Now,

783
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the one thing that you can't predict on something that

784
00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:35.519
<v Speaker 1>has a lot of older people is who's going to

785
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:39.599
<v Speaker 1>be like I just wasn't ready, m or I got

786
00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>a call from my kid, or my mom died, right,

787
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she can go sideways. So barring things going sideways,

788
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>the people that I thought she had chemistry with, I'm

789
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:58.519
<v Speaker 1>going to say, I'm gonna say Keith. I feel like Keith. Okay,

790
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>should we say hometowns? Who's gonna hometowns? Let's just do

791
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>hometown so we think Keith. I'm gonna say Keith Mark

792
00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:11.320
<v Speaker 1>mm hmm for sure. Now, could Mark pull a Joan

793
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.119
<v Speaker 1>and be like I thought I was ready? Because I

794
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:17.320
<v Speaker 1>think in did you watch the coming attractions of this

795
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:19.800
<v Speaker 1>a little bit? But I kind of tuned out at

796
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:22.920
<v Speaker 1>that point. He was definitely like I think I saw

797
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.079
<v Speaker 1>something about him being like, I'm not sure I was ready.

798
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>But then she does too. But then they show her

799
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.119
<v Speaker 1>in her dress at the end, so I do think

800
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:33.159
<v Speaker 1>she makes it to the end. So I'm gonna say

801
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:37.800
<v Speaker 1>that Mark gets a hometown. I'm gonna I'm I'm thinking

802
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:41.119
<v Speaker 1>Jack the caterer. I think she does like these big personalities.

803
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Whoa you think Jack's going to get a hometown. I

804
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:45.599
<v Speaker 1>think he might.

805
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:48.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would love it. I'd love to see it.

806
00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie. I would love it. But I

807
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 2>don't think he's the guy for her. What about the

808
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>er doctor.

809
00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, he's so boring. But yeah, it's possible. He's

810
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:02.000
<v Speaker 1>not her type. He's too who, he's too like. I

811
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:03.840
<v Speaker 1>don't want nevis. She's not the right word. But there's

812
00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:05.800
<v Speaker 1>just it's not now. I don't think. I don't think

813
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:08.519
<v Speaker 1>it's him. Better not be Dan. Keep Dan's name out

814
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:10.719
<v Speaker 1>your mouth. Let me just say that to you, John,

815
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:13.280
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, it's not going to be Pascal.

816
00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:16.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you right now. All I think is Keith.

817
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say Keith, Mark, and maybe Jonathan. But we

818
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:23.079
<v Speaker 2>just don't know. I don't think we know enough yet.

819
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Keith and Mark, Yes, they seem like frontrunners, but we

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<v Speaker 2>just don't know yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me just clarify Jonathan is the one who

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<v Speaker 1>did the poem and shut up with the blindfold, and

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<v Speaker 1>we love him, and he made it. He makes it?

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<v Speaker 1>Now who doesn't make it? And but and I also

825
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<v Speaker 1>was talking about I wasn't confusing. Christopher is actually a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who is very very cute, and he has salt

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00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:49.639
<v Speaker 1>and pepper, he's beard, and he reminds me of Peter

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<v Speaker 1>from Real Housewives of Atlanta who is married to Cynthia.

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<v Speaker 1>Very similar look, super cute, and he also makes it

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't end super well for Cynthia.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, we don't know how you're feeling about Peter,

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<v Speaker 2>but we love you.

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<v Speaker 1>We absolutely do.

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<v Speaker 2>Anthia's listening to Cynthia Bailey. If you are listening, and

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<v Speaker 2>we know that you are. We know that you secretly

836
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<v Speaker 2>use different name. You're on our Patreon and we know

837
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<v Speaker 2>you use a different name.

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<v Speaker 1>And also he is He's not Peter, so he's his

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<v Speaker 1>own person, and he also is very cute. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that I liked about him and I

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00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:28.239
<v Speaker 1>think he could make it far is he was he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I didn't get a lot of time with her,

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00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.719
<v Speaker 1>so I'm really worried. He's very humble, and then he

844
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<v Speaker 1>got picked.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, let's talk about who doesn't make it? So

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<v Speaker 2>RJ doesn't make it, which I'm a little surprised by.

847
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.280
<v Speaker 2>He was the one that did the TikTok joke. Yes,

848
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:43.199
<v Speaker 2>like you're looking for. I mean, he was very cute.

849
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Maybe she just didn't get enough time with him, or maybe,

850
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:48.400
<v Speaker 2>like we've talked about, sometimes it's just pheromones.

851
00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:49.280
<v Speaker 1>They're there or they're not.

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00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:52.920
<v Speaker 2>You can't tell on TV who you have chemistry with, right,

853
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:55.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, we couldn't. We can't make that happen, So

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't make it. A guy named Bill, which they

855
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:00.280
<v Speaker 2>didn't give any screen time to.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know what you're talking about. He had

857
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:05.599
<v Speaker 1>like no lips. I like it, that guy with no lips.

858
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but really he had like a paper cut

859
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:08.800
<v Speaker 1>for a mouth.

860
00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:14.079
<v Speaker 2>Now, why are we so hard on their physical appearances

861
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.960
<v Speaker 2>on this on this when we're not that hard on

862
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:17.760
<v Speaker 2>them on the regular.

863
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:22.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That was really mean paper Listen and

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00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to stand I'm going to stand up. I'm

865
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:26.679
<v Speaker 1>gonna push back again. I think I like a guy

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00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:30.920
<v Speaker 1>with no lips none. I don't want any lips. I'm

867
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.360
<v Speaker 1>sharing literally like they're pulled back.

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00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:36.760
<v Speaker 2>And I told you what I just learned on TikTok

869
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:38.239
<v Speaker 2>did I tell you the lip thing?

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00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:38.840
<v Speaker 1>No?

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00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:42.280
<v Speaker 2>You know how when women when people age, women and men,

872
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:44.440
<v Speaker 2>but like who cares about the men? We're talking about us. Okay,

873
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:46.719
<v Speaker 2>when people age, you know, your lip, your lip seems

874
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:49.320
<v Speaker 2>to get smaller, right for sure. So that's why people

875
00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:51.920
<v Speaker 2>get lip injections to you know, look young again. But

876
00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:55.320
<v Speaker 2>the truth is, according to this TikTok that your lips

877
00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:57.519
<v Speaker 2>don't get smaller, they just curl under. I think I

878
00:43:57.559 --> 00:43:59.800
<v Speaker 2>told you this once. They curl under. So there's little

879
00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:01.960
<v Speaker 2>exercises you can do. You can pull your kind kind

880
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 2>of re you can kind of bring your lips back out.

881
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:06.320
<v Speaker 1>And if you just do it all day, every day,

882
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and do it, do it right now. Same just like

883
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:14.480
<v Speaker 1>doing kegs. If someone mentions kegles, you just start doing them. Yes,

884
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 1>my mother I brought her up twice now.

885
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:19.280
<v Speaker 2>When she was young, she used to hold her nose

886
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<v Speaker 2>up because she wanted like her nose to be a

887
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<v Speaker 2>little more ski So she already had kind of a

888
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:24.880
<v Speaker 2>ski slope and she wanted it a little more and

889
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:27.760
<v Speaker 2>it worked. It stayed that way. The whole joke about

890
00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:29.400
<v Speaker 2>like you better not do your face like that. It'll

891
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<v Speaker 2>stay like that.

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00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:35.039
<v Speaker 1>It will It will help. Okay, you guys, I'm doing it.

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00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Do the lip thing.

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00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:39.199
<v Speaker 2>And also I heard the frownies work, and that's not

895
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:41.679
<v Speaker 2>a sponsor of ours, But frownies are like little tape

896
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:44.880
<v Speaker 2>you put on your forehead to give yourself like overnight botox,

897
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>and then like you hold it that way and like

898
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:50.840
<v Speaker 2>the next day you have the little eleven is less pronounced.

899
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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that's why we're perfect for the Golden Bachelorette. Yes,

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00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:57.639
<v Speaker 1>that's why we have this show. Okay, So RJ doesn't

901
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:01.760
<v Speaker 1>make it. Anybody else that surprised you that stood out?

902
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean really, but who? So who did you? Who

903
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 1>did you go with for predictions for your top four?

904
00:45:08.920 --> 00:45:10.039
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, just Keith.

905
00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:12.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean all I know for sure is Keith and Mark.

906
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say beyond that, what about Chalk? Chalk isn't

907
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:22.639
<v Speaker 2>giving me anything. That's the problem is trying to do

908
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.400
<v Speaker 2>predictions this early because you're not really I'm just gonna

909
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:32.239
<v Speaker 2>say it cannot be Captain Crunch. Charles l would be interesting,

910
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:35.480
<v Speaker 2>but I don't think. Maybe Jordan has a shot, and

911
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:39.159
<v Speaker 2>probably Dan, although I think that I think I'm more

912
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:42.559
<v Speaker 2>into Dan than Jonas for sure, right, let's hope.

913
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:43.599
<v Speaker 1>It's not Gil, but I don't know.

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00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:45.119
<v Speaker 2>I can't give you four. I'm just gonna give you

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00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:48.079
<v Speaker 2>the two. I just I just have Mark and Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna also say Christopher the Beard. Christopher,

917
00:45:57.239 --> 00:46:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I brought them prune juice at least four. And he's

918
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.280
<v Speaker 1>very cute. He's very like distinguished looking, but also hot.

919
00:46:04.519 --> 00:46:07.400
<v Speaker 2>So and you think jack now that's interest. I don't

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00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:10.360
<v Speaker 2>think Jackson. I think he'll go a couple more episodes,

921
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:12.119
<v Speaker 2>but I think he'll be cut and he'll he'll have

922
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:13.800
<v Speaker 2>like the nice he'll be like, I get it.

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00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I still can't do it. I will get this by

924
00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:21.559
<v Speaker 1>next week, I promise. All Right, everybody, thank you guys

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00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:26.039
<v Speaker 1>so much. I hope you enjoyed this, uh this episode

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<v Speaker 1>and episode. We'll see you tomorrow for real Housewives of OC.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not oh, it is tomorrow, my gods. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, we've already got two episodes up of Secret Lives

930
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:40.559
<v Speaker 2>of Mormon Wives.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a little treat for you this past week.

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<v Speaker 2>We have ninety day Fiance happening, and in just a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks, Love is Blind. We're going to be

934
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<v Speaker 2>covering that to you, so yeah, we're exhausted, but we

935
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:50.519
<v Speaker 2>love you so we do it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, everybody, thank you guys. Bye bye bye

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye