Speaker 1: Boys are Bad Town.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number three hundred and
forty six. All right, and that's special because today we're
talking about Raw October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, we're talking about the dog poop. We're
talking about the dog poop.
Speaker 2: The dog poop one of the greatest nights in the
history of this great sport. I'm excited to get into
this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is a moment that has lived
with me for far too long. And I actually thought
we had already talked about this, but we haven't. We've
watched it together, obviously, we watched it on this match
in particular for Deadlock before, but we haven't reviewed the
entire show and there is really a lot going on
here as we head to No Mercy nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Wait, we've watched the Dog Poop, Madge before we have.
Speaker 1: We watched it on Patreon, but that was like March fourth,
twenty twenty two, so literally almost four years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, I I don't remember watching this match at all.
But yeah, man, there's a plate of dog shit and val.
Speaker 1: Venus yeah, and really virtually identical Joe.
Speaker 2: But before we get into that. Of course, we have
the Deadlock updates.
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Now let's talk about.
Speaker 3: Raw is War all right, Let's get into Raw is
War for October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: It's almost the turn of the century, it is.
Speaker 1: We're coming up to the year two thousand, but we
have a couple months of ninety nine to go through.
But there's a lot of things shifting here in the WF,
especially on the creative side. This episode, of course, the
go home show to WF No Mercy ninety nine, and
this is also the episode where they do a spot
with dog poop.
Speaker 2: They do do a spot with the dog poop.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, nice, that was pretty good. That was looking
pretty awesome. Well, before we get into this episode of Rowle,
let's take a look at what was going on in
the water wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer
newsletter from The Observer October eighteenth, nineteen ninety nine, The
Sun in an unexpected signing of Vince Russo and Ed
Ferrara by WCW. According to Russo, was a result of
him seeing the inevitable future of what would happen if
he stayed. So that's, you know, kind of how this
thing all goes. Russo. They come up with SmackDown, and
they expect Russo and Ed Ferrara to write that with
no increase in pay or anything like that, just kind
of here's an entire another show, double your workload for
the same thing. And Russo went to Vince and said, hey, man,
like I got a family, like you know, I want
I would like more money too, Like this is gonna
be a lot of time away from my family. And
I think the thing that broke the Campbell the stranger
broke Campbell's back was Vince McMahon told Vince Russo just
get a nanny, and I think Ruso said, all right, man,
I think I quit. And that's history shows how how
that all went. Russo now going to w CW, and
I assumed the show that we're watching here. So we
took a look the episode the week before this was
the last Russo like written show. So this one is, like,
you know, technically the first raw without Russo. I imagine
there's still skeletons of what USO was doing here, at
least into No Mercy. I imagine after No Mercy is
kind of where they start fresh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So in talking about more Russo stuff here, in recent weeks,
Russo's relationship with Austin had deteriorated. Russo himself categorized Austin
as the hardest person to work within the company, feeling
that since Austin's popularity skyrocketed after working hard for so
many years in the business, that he was definitely afraid
his popularity will fall back to the same level just
as quickly. The major heat of late was Russo booking
Austin in a program to elevate Jeff Jarrett and Austin
turning it down feeling such a program with a guy
who wasn't over at a main event level would diminish
his popularity, and Vince McMahon sided with Austin in this dispute.
Russo also saw how Austin moved around during some physical
television angles and booked him in television matches, for example,
on The SmackDown where Helmsley was to work five times,
which we did review that episode. He is like five
gimmick matches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that episode.
Speaker 1: So he triple ah has meant to work five times. Originally,
one of the five bouts was to be a death
match with Austin. I love that phrase. No way that's
actually what it was gonna be. But I love the
idea that Austin and Trivlaser about to be on the cage.
Speaker 2: Death maybe Texas Death Match or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, that makes a fucking lot more sense.
Austin had a legitimate torn TCL and was not ready
to wrestle, and there was heat because he refused to
wrestle until the ten seventeen pay per view, and as
it turned out, to did a brawl on the ten
eleven Georgia Dome Show. After all which is the one
we're aboth to watch. And also he had been given
time off to go deer hunting in Michigan, wasn't going
to appear on television shows live the two weeks before
the show, and refuse to change his plans when asked,
So listen, Man stone Cold's hot bro, Like, I you know,
I'm sure, I'm sure, and I'm sure he was fucking
hard to work with. I imagine the pressures of being
the fucking guy are nuts and he probably was a
jerk off to you know, some people, but like he's
got a torn TCL maybe not working a death batch
doesn't note the worst problem in WCW news, no word
on the future of the wb Saturay night show. So
I guess Jimmy Hart was kind of had a hand
in this show, which I I didn't know. But I
also didn't know that one. Jimmy Hart was the one
that came up with three Count. I think we talked
about this before. I thought he just did his song.
But I guess Jimmy Hart was the one that like
put this together of Helms Moore and Evan Gurrage is
being three count or they were gonna be the bad
Street Boys, which is fucking also a great name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he put him together to take down Hulkamania.
Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy Hart put him together, and Russo came in
and said, these three guys could fucking take down the
Hogster for shure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lucky we didn't get that on Worldwide.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well what we Also, by the way,
Jimmy Hart wanted to give a push to Emery Hale.
Speaker 2: Emory Hale.
Speaker 1: He was pushing for Emory Hill. He's the XWF legend,
Emory Hale.
Speaker 2: Oh, the big dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, he always had a fucking uh. He had
a spot for this guy.
Speaker 2: He was gonna book Emory Hill to take down Jolkmania. Sorry,
that's that's all we got around here. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Okay, that one is true though, for real.
Speaker 2: That's athlete. I got all these gimmicks here I have.
I have some really great ideas, but they all end up,
for some reason, taking down whole Cavedia. I just can't
stick to landing.
Speaker 1: Someday, dude, once he takes off this fucking f unv Outpha,
maybe we could take down whole Cavedia. W CW was
also released. Some people as of late here, among the
names now confirmed as being dropped from the contracts were
Eric Watts, Horace Hogan, Scott Norton, Mike Enes, Chad Fortune,
Barry Darco, and Barry Horowitz. All have been invited to
stay with the company on five hundred dollars per match guarantees.
I mean this is a deadlock Hall of Fame list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah man? And I think Sandman gets released the next week.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, Eric, watch, You're lucky he didn't go become
Stone called Steve Austin the WWF. That was always this trajectory.
Speaker 1: It was either that who's gonna take down?
Speaker 2: Well, he would become Stone Steves to take down? Right right.
Speaker 1: We did talk about this before, but I want to
bring it up just because it's fun. Yoku Zuna has
been telling people that he starts after Wrestlmingia in the
w after feud with st.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, dude, like let's say it.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, damn. I wish it would have happened. He
should have hit Austin with the car instead of Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? Should have been like a two car deal,
like could share table with a car.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2: That a car comes by. Its Eric Watts a stone
cold and he swerves. He misses Yokozuna and he hits.
Speaker 1: All, Oh my god, hook him and he has been
taking out.
Speaker 2: He gets out of the car.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Austin's there, his legs crushed between two cars.
Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck should Eric watch? Eric Watts we hate.
Speaker 1: There was an item in Kansas City about the pro
wrestling store at the Great Planes Mall closing. When the
owner was asked, with wrestling being so popular, how come
the store closed, he said that wrestlers were switching from
good to bad back to good too fast. Good guy
wrestlers would have T shirts made and then they'd switch
and nobody would buy the shirts and the stores would
be left with unused inventory. Melta says, I know at
the local mall, all the pro wissling T shirts, even
Austin Rock and Goldbergs, have been selling for five dollars,
and you can get DDP shirts for three dollars. I
never considered how that would like affect a store like
k FABE. I guess like people not fuck with these dudes.
I mean, I wonder how Austin's merch sales when he
turns changed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine they bought him out pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like, which is I guess? I maybe I
was like that growing up and I didn't realize it.
But like, that's pretty fucking crazy that a wholes wrestling
store closed because of the turns in the business.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm telling the bank when they asked for
my two leaders fifty thousand dollars alone to be paid back. Look, man,
I don't know how was I supposed to be at
all this? All right, Bence Russo just left and joined
WCW H.
Speaker 1: Meltzer says, just in case anyone thought Jim Helwig may
have not totally lost his mind. He responded to Paul
Hayman's suggestion for months ago that he'd be interested in
using Hellwig as if the two sides could ever agree
on a price to begin with, and if they did,
could ever get along for more than two weeks, if
he'd put Taz over by the way coming in. Helwig
said he didn't have any problems doing job, but that
Hayman wanted to devalue an already established marketing persona. He then
said he'd go to Eacy Tom on one condition. It
would have to be a shoot match, and if he
was still standing after thirty seconds, he'd get total control
of the company. Again, I think we talked about this before,
but that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Jim Helwig saying I have no problem
doing the job. I mean we're starting off just completely lying. Yeah,
I mean it's not like Paul Himan was telling the
truth about whatever.
Speaker 1: That's fucking very true.
Speaker 2: I would like to talk control of the company short thing.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Okay, one, what the fuck does a
Taz versus Ultimate Warrior match look like?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 1: What the hell does Jim Hellwig booking a company look like?
Especially ECW ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I also love that he only has thirty seconds in
a shoot fight to beat this guy.
Speaker 1: Like it's proving ground. You made me thirty seconds right
on the company?
Speaker 2: Hey, what the hell? Man? Okay, the Ultimate Warrior beats
Taz in a shoot fight by just standing there for
thirty seconds, then he gets control of ECW and Paul Hayman.
I mean, that would be so fucking funny if Paul
Hayman said, yeah, you get total control of the company,
and he gives him all the debt, he gives them
all the ips. He pushes everything to Jim Helwig and
then gets the fuck out of there. You didn't tell
you're giving esh hey man.
Speaker 1: Jim Helwig.
Speaker 2: At the end of the show, after he gets total
control of the company, he's talking and up he finds
out he was talking to Louis dangerously.
Speaker 1: Actually, huh ah, he's a mistake to make. Yeah, and
Louis somehow gave him all his own debt and.
Speaker 2: He got the fuck out of there. Returned to wrestling again.
Speaker 1: WW News here. Apparently Hogan was the one who came
up with the idea to put together the program where
management wants him out a lah Steve Austen as a
way to get over stronger as a face, playing it
up to everyone as a shoot, and Russo and Ferrara
went with it. Well, Hogan coming up with some fucking
great original ideas here. I like that. He always does that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, I mean he should also come out next
week with Smolkweiser's oh.
Speaker 2: Cocin also suggested that Jim Helwood goes to e z
W as ship that size.
Speaker 1: Hogan also suggested that Horas Hogan at the booty bench
in Middle with cars.
Speaker 2: He suggested that Yoko Zuna should be with Steve Austin
because Cogan and he just took it as like, yeah,
that's right, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: He would know, Well, that is it for the Observer.
Speaker 2: Now let's talk about WWF Raw is War for October eleventh,
nineteen ninety nine. All right, let's get into Raw is
War for October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. We start with
a code open here paying tribute to Gorilla Monsoon, who
passed away at sixty two, and there is a Vince
McMahon voiceover going over some of his career highlights.
Speaker 1: This is super nice, man. It's cool that they opened
the show with this. I know on Nitro they have
Bobby Heenan talk about Grilla Monsoon. I'm I think probably
a lot of people have seen that clip, but yeah,
this is super nice. They talk about, you know, how
important he was the WWF, and you know, prayers and
thoughts go out to his family and all that stuff.
I mean, Grilla mont Soon was cool as fuck. Man.
I enjoyed I always enjoyed him on commentary. I don't
really I can't say I watched any of his wrestling.
I just know him as commentator and you know WWF commissioner.
Yeah right, exactly, so that but I I always thought
that stuff was pretty cool. And I imagine he must
have kicked ass for them to name the gorilla position.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, right for real. Blah blah blah blah about
why am I the thorn in your eye?
Speaker 1: It is? It is my life in a box, James.
Speaker 2: It is well, Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us
into the Georgia Dome here with over thirty five thousand
fans in attendance.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is uh, this might be the most fuck
you WCW intro since Vin's like until Vince buys the company.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what my thought was too. But guess what
WCW had forty twelve so suck r.
Speaker 1: Wow? Is that right? That was that much more?
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah yeah, and that was uh. They also they did.
I think they ran his boating twice. I think they
ran it for the Goldberg Hogan deal, and then I
think they ran it for the finger poker doom that
killed the company a.
Speaker 1: Bar Oh god damn. And that was the same year.
That's ninety nine, so like fucking you know, ten months
ago WCW died and building Yeah it sucks, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fingerpocket doom in the Georgia down, and then vincement Man
was on TV helpping his hands.
Speaker 1: There's I mean, one of the first things you see
after the POWO is a jibcam shot of a WW
sucks sign and then someone punches the camera and fucks
it up.
Speaker 2: So we start the show off here with a Vincerman
Town Halls. Vincment Man comes out here basically to do
a victory lap.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean this one this crowd is super hot.
I guess it's hard not to be when there's you know,
over thirty five thousand people in the building, but like
this is the most like fuck yeah WWF is awesome
crowd maybe ever, Like this is nuts. I mean, Vince
comes out, he looks super happy about having drawn a
big ass house here, just the most like fuck yeah
fuck these guys look ever and Vince's on behalf of
the World Wrestling Federation. I would like to say, it
feels good to w here with you tonight in Atlanta
and j R. What a home coming.
Speaker 2: Then he leaves.
Speaker 1: Dude, he legit came out here just to put his
dick down. On the table and say fuck you WCW.
Speaker 2: And then last yeah, he absolutely did. Yeah, that was
like the exact vibe I got to because like him
introducing Steve, Austin is also incredibly funny.
Speaker 1: Right, and it was super fired up too. I mean,
crowd is losing their fucking mind for Austin. He is
the biggest star ever a court like here, this is nuts,
by the way, just so, yeah, Austin is injured here.
Uh he has as we mentioned in the Observer, he
has a TCL injury. So you know the fact that
he's here was pretty crazy. Is for him wrestling at
all is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I mean he's going to come to work. I mean, Goli,
this motherfucker is so hot right now. Shit, I mean
they do that a couple of times where he gets
injured and he'll come in and he'll just be on
TV just doing shit. I Mean, this guy was carrying
the business on his back for a solid minute. So
like I can totally understand him being like, sure, I'm
coming to fucking work, Like we'll find something yeah for
me to do. Austin gets on the micing says for
the last two weeks, the last two months. Stone cold
Steve Austin has been on the sidelines because of one
particular asshole, and that asshole's name just.
Speaker 1: Happens to be Triple H. He just goes out there
and explains all his upcoming angles, and then Rod Case
she's gonna be with a guard.
Speaker 2: And then they'll put that match in W two K
and I'll be wearing a deadlock shirt and Johnny will
play it and it'll be a good video. A lot
of views for Johnny. Oh well, yeah, if you want
to give views for Johnny, give me a hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, Austin says, ever since I've been gone, it
seems like every week you beat up good old j R.
All due respect to JR. That son of a bitch
ain't a wrestler.
Speaker 2: You know, Steve Triple H killed a snake.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. You come out here, you put
the little rattlesnake in a bird lap sack, and you
beat that some bitch up to big deal because you are.
He's scaries, don't goat. I thought he'd have a little
more like he don't fucking snakes.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Well that's Jake Roberts. You kill one more
snake the other w BF is coming for as run
is over, but to have to the side bam, notunt factor.
Speaker 1: So Austin said, you know, he's a little pissed off
and he doesn't feel like wing till no mercy.
Speaker 2: So bring you a little straggly carcass down to the
ring because I got something for you.
Speaker 1: And uh then Triple H comes out. So JR says,
Triple H is a miserable human being. King King says what.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jr has always hated Triple H.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. I feel like we talked about
it super recently, but like, oh no, it was on
a It was on the long Way with Macho where
Triple A didn't would have to had Sean with the
sledgehammer SummerSlam MO two for JR to just fucking run
him down for no reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just sitting there, bleeding blood coming over
his face at SummerSlam, just hating the son of a bitch,
this piece of shit. We hate you, We all hate you.
I can't wait to see you die. So the crowd
chants asshole at Triple.
Speaker 1: H, and Triple H says Austin, Uh, I hear you
Out're running in your mouth crowd chan asshole again super loud,
and Austin says, I don't know how good you're hearing is,
but you got about forty thousand people calling you an asshole,
and Triple H says, it's only thirty five thousand. What's
the turns? So yeah, Triple H goes nuts here. I
mean he's the crowd chan asshole and Triple A says,
you want an asshole, you're gonna get one. What he
rushes the ring, Yeah, he says, I changed my mind,
jack me and you right now. Yeah, because he said
he wasn't gonna fight him, but now he's gonna fight him.
He fucking goes down there, he takes his jacket off.
He looks great. By the way, this is not his
not his biggest, but he is big. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We talked about it on the Long Way a little bit.
But Triple Ah is like a super chess guy in
the video games. I always like, I see his delts
are huge, you know, and like then I see him
in real life and I'm reminded, like he is like all chests.
Like if you look at this dude, he is all chest,
all last. Why and like, yeah, that's just kind of
how his body plays out. He looks crazy.
Speaker 1: So Triple AH stalks around the ring and he goes
to the announced table side and this is when I
figured some Shenaniguan's were afoot. And Triple HS looks at
j R. And he walks over to him and he
slaps the hat off his head and JR. Stands up
and he fucking hes fuck you, and Triple A shoves
him back into his seat and he goes and he
starts looking back at the ring, and then JR. Picks
up an electric fan that's on his desk and he
runs up and hits Triple H in the back of
that head with it huge pop, huge fucking pop. And
then Austin comes out and starts whooping Triple H's ass.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, yeah, the place comes in glued.
Speaker 1: Dude, yes, super fired up. So h there are you know?
Triple H is in the ring with Austin. Now Austin's
sucking him up, and JR. Is in the ring, and
Austin goes up to JR. And says, I want to
hold that motherfucker's ass, and then Triple H gets up
to hit him, and Austin looks at JR. And says,
and I'm a duck and then he ducks a line
from Triple H. He grabs Triple H's arms.
Speaker 2: J R.
Speaker 1: Goes up to him, wags the finger at him, He
fires up, comes back and hits Triple H with a
goddamn kidney punch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that, Jim Ross like fired up to the crowd.
I thought that was great.
Speaker 1: Big pop too. Yeah, dude, it was awesome. So JR.
Speaker 2: Punches him in the stomach, Austin unloads a big right
on him, and China comes down the ring and China
spears the shit out of JR. And SUTs ground and
pounding him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was really well done too, Like Jim
Ross really came off the ground for that one.
Speaker 1: China's whooping his ass. Austin pulls China off of JR.
And then fucking knocks China down. Sheep powders, and then
Triple H and China they you know, they powder up
the ramp and Triple H gets the mic again and says,
son of a bitch, you want me, JR. You want
to get your ass involved in this, Well, now, goddamnit,
you're involved to of you tonite against me and China
right here, if you got the balls, and Austin says,
if you want to see good old Jr. And Stn't
Gold open up again? A whoop bash on those two bastards,
give me out. So that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Stone Cold and Jim Ross will team up tonight to
take on China in Triple H.
Speaker 1: JR. Doesn't look too happy. I love this old segmenty here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they could just do whatever I guess
at this point. I mean thirty five thousand Georgia Dome
deal and Triple H and China versus Stone Cold and
Jim Ross. Yeah, that's pretty nuts.
Speaker 1: That is Jr's first match ever, by the way, we
witness his street to Night here.
Speaker 2: So it cuts to a kennel of dogs barking, and
Jim Ross and Jerry say, what the hell is that
they got dogs?
Speaker 1: Dude? Legit? Yeah, there's a bunch of dogs there in
Jerry says, what are what? Should have put a dogs for?
But do.
Speaker 2: Not now, King, don't start with me now I got
a dogs out? Who I got a goddamn match? King,
don't do this right now? Please we get a WWF
no mercy commercial, not the game, the pay per view.
But it is the no Mercy No Mercy.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true. It is. Uh, it is the logo
and all that. Then it's brought to you by Legacy
of Kane Soul Reaver. Did you play any of these games?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I've heard of them, Yeah, I have too. I don't
know shit about these games. I only ever thought when
I first heard of it, I thought it was a
WWF game for Kine, but it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Legacy of Kine.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's such. I'm surprised I haven't done a
Cane showcase actually, but I guess all of his moments
are ridiculous. We got to a pre tape here.
Speaker 2: Mankind is pacing in the parking lot with his rock
and sock connection jacket.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And the plan is that he is going to give
rock and ultimatum tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's walking around. He's got the mask up like
it's it's on his head but not on his face,
which mean must mean he means business. This is this
is in Mankind talk of the rock. This is big
fully talking to Toway Johnson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is real serious shit too. I mean he
got the jackets and everything. Even though I guess the
Duddy Boys destroyed the rocks jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they ripped it apart. And also Valvenus has Rocko,
so Mankind's I mean really going through it there and
on SmackDown by the way, uh I guess uh Mankind
tried to help the Rock, but he swung a chair
of Valvenus and valve ducked and he hit the Rock
and then the Rock of course thought Mankind did it
on purpose because that's wrestling. So Rock hits Mankind with
a fucking rock bottom.
Speaker 2: So like Valvenus was wrestling the Rock.
Speaker 1: Valvenus and Rock are wrestling at the pay per view. No, no,
it's not, it's Mankind in Valvenus. It's Rock and Bulldog.
But yes, actively actively Rock and Valvenus were in an
angle together, correct. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's like
a title match at some point too, like Valvinus gets
at WWF title shot against the Rock. And that's what
I want to talk to you about. Rock. We're playing,
we're playing book like shit.
Speaker 2: I want to give you ultimated to Night Rock either
if you give Book better?
Speaker 1: Who is gone? Ferrara is gone? What are we gonna
do to Japan?
Speaker 2: Rock?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 2: Bitch while we go to our first matchup of the evening,
Billy Gunn versus Crash Holly. That's fucking awesome. Is he
Billy Gun or is he just mister Ass?
Speaker 1: Here do we know? Cause that's like a thing for
a minute.
Speaker 2: Well, I think road Dog was mister Ass. He came
out in the mister ass shirt.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, right right tonight. They also, well they
do theorize that the dogs in the back must be
for the road Dog.
Speaker 2: It's a good theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what like he he just comes with the dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of them. I mean they're bulldogs, not road dogs.
Speaker 1: Who are you gonna say what type of dog of
road dog is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it must be one that absolutely sucks.
So apparently hardcore Holly beat Road Dog in a singles match.
Uh So, now we have the other half of that,
which seems like that's their booking go to right now,
is to do tag team and then single stuff, and
then tag team and single stuff. Yeah. That seems to
be kind of the theme throughout the entire night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I don't mind if it's you know, one,
you know, two teams doing it together, but when it's
you know, kind of everything. The only idea is they
have for tag matches are Hey, what if this was
a singles okay. Road Dog also gives a shout out
to Draws here. I guess the Draws thing just happened, Like, yeah,
that's what I was thinking too. Road Dog says, where's
my dog's up in this beach? Holly's this goes out
to you. You think you're super heavyweights, Well, Jackson, I
bought bigger sacks of Dizop than YouTube boys. Yeah, man,
you're gonna get fired out nuts. And then Billy says
some bullshit, we're gonna skip.
Speaker 2: That's that's not right. He actually says, I like I
purposely with the hl laws and uh, the Atlanta Bribes.
Speaker 1: We got two words for you, suck. He was not
confident in giving a shout out to the Atlanta Braves.
He's like, I guess I might as well give something here.
If you're not down with Greg Maddox and.
Speaker 2: Eddie well, don't.
Speaker 1: Then we got two words for you.
Speaker 2: Ye please die a.
Speaker 1: Road Dog gets on the mike and granted Madducks is
on that Dessop.
Speaker 2: Did not look up the nineteen ninety nine World series.
Thankfully they did not have a world series that year. Yeah,
they crowned whoever won the NL East as the baseball
Champions of the World.
Speaker 1: It was a weird series.
Speaker 2: You just have to believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, JR. Says here last Thursday, Hardcore Holly beat the
road Dog. It had controversy, but it still win for
the hardcore for hardcore and I lost road Dog. Now
to be mister Ash and Crash. Holly and Crash is here,
of course with Bob Holly, and he has the big
ass scale and he hands it off to the hardcore
before he runs to the ring, which I thought was
very funny.
Speaker 2: Yep, he runs straight into the ring gets stomped out.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is a fucking we we don't have time
for you guys tonight match. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I assume every match was going like this in the WWF,
unless it was like the main deal. Billy Gunn then
hits the jackhammer on Crash Holly for a two count
in the Georgia in the ww in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Like Goldberg is on the other show, probably at the
same exact time. They probably paste it like that. All right,
put on Nitro and She when Goldberg comes out, and
mister Ash will come out and crash Holly will kick
out of Goldberg move.
Speaker 2: He was doing this move too, like all the time.
That was like one of his moves in his move
set was the jackets he was.
Speaker 1: He was doing that. He was doing the Singer splash.
He was a best of Nitro.
Speaker 2: Road Dog hits Hardcore Holly on the outside, and then
Billy Gun hits the famous er and he picks up
the win.
Speaker 1: I mean there, we didn't cut anything out there. That
was the whole match.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then Hardcore Holly brings in a big as
scale and he hits Billy Gun in the head with it, and.
Speaker 2: Then they do a double team line with the scale
on Road Dog.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's their finish.
Speaker 1: That was fucking sick. Yeah, dude, that should have been
like their kill move. I don't know, but I guess,
you know, maybe they didn't care much about the Holly
cousins to push them.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to think off the top of my
head if they did have a double team finisher. I
don't remember ever seeing it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I don't know if they
really ever were a cohesive unit. It was Bob Holly
being pissed at this little fucker losing all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is awesome. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: We go backstage. Michael Cole is here with Mankind, who
was on the show G versus E.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was Mankind doing on here? Sunday Night
Evil October tenth, nineteen ninety nine, Henry and Chandler investigate
if the new World Wrestling Federation champion took his position
through a faustian bargain. Guest starring Mick.
Speaker 2: Foley, Mankind was the WF champion.
Speaker 1: In this world, and he did it through nefarious means.
So Mankind says it was fun being on G versus E,
but he's not here to talk about the encore performance
of it. He says, he's here to, you know, say,
they all make mistakes, and by bashing the rock with
a steel chair, maybe I made a mistake, or maybe
I didn't. Brother Mankind says, maybe subconsciously have picked up
on the rock snide remarks, and maybe there's part of
me that one of the rap a metal chair around
his skull. One of us is not being a team player.
And they're sure as hell there's no eye in team.
There's no ru there's no eye in Rock, and there's
no eye in Sock. I swear he was gonna say
there's no iron mankind, which would have been very funny.
And he says he's gonna tell the Rock and the
millions that before he can commit to making some very
lucative Rock and Sock connection endorsement deals, I need a
commitment from Rock. So in the Georgia dom, I'm ready
to put up a shut up. Oh man, I don't
want to see Rock and Sock breakup. I'd like these
two together with the jackets and the millions and doesn't
and the dog shit and the dog Yeah, speaking of
the dog shit, there's the dogs and they shit it
a lot all over dude.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? There is bulldog shit everywhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like what?
Speaker 2: There was only a few dogs. What is going on?
Speaker 1: They multiplied and then started shitting in unison like this.
It's been like ten minutes, dude, I mean no way.
That one of them, by the way, wasn't a pile
of just a human ship that Billy Gunn went over
and probably dropped one in there.
Speaker 2: They probably told all the boys if everyone could please
come over here and just ship in his pin.
Speaker 1: All the nastiest fuckers of all time. Xbox ran up ship.
Speaker 2: He wasn't even asked.
Speaker 1: Taking a ship in Kane's gear has gotta be horrible.
No way, he volunteers, just kidding, Ah, go ahead, take anymore.
Speaker 2: He points on the toilet.
Speaker 1: Now, shot, I don't want to shin in the dog fin.
Speaker 2: My name it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take a shit, Cane. My name is Kane. I mean,
if it wouldn't completely take the episode the potter being
Kate taking a ship.
Speaker 2: So next time we have Ivery versus May. Young Ivory
is the Women's champion and she will be facing Fabulous
Moolah at the No Mercy.
Speaker 1: Yes title online This match tonight though, non title match,
and Ivory goes to talk on the mic, but they
cut her mic and pan out to show some ads,
and then they tell her, hey man, we got some
ads going on, and shut up because don't have no
mercies brought to you by legacy of Kane Soul Reaver.
Oh and we're going back to the.
Speaker 2: Let's get an interview with Kane right now.
Speaker 5: Actually, look, k.
Speaker 1: So, Ivory says, ladies and gentlemens, in a few seconds,
I'm gonna beat the metal musil out of an old
sea hag and the young. Yeah, and this match will
service a demonstration to the fabulous old Mula at No
Mercy this Sunday. And I'm not gonna hold back. And
I don't care if it makes you all uncomfortable. You
don't know what they've been putting me through. I live
in anxiety and stress on a corner the hide of
my mind, and I wanted to rip my clothes off
and pull my hair out. And justice will be served
at no Mercy. So May Young, you strap on your
depends day because you're gonna need him when I knock
every bit of irregularity out of you tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So May Young comes down here, she has to be
held back by the referee. The referee takes her little
hat off, and Ivory glomser with the belt.
Speaker 1: Dude, May Young came into the ring in fighter stands
like she was ready to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally had to hold her back. She was really
about to piece her up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Ivory fucking hits her with the belt and
then of course the belt rings after that. You know
the rules of when a match ken and can't start
change over the years, or it just really changes for
whatever works for the angle, I guess, because I mean,
in money in the bank days, you got to be
fully standing, incognizant before they ring the bell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shit don't matter around here, No, just not.
Speaker 1: And she I mean not only does the belt ring,
but she's still hitting her with the belt. This doesn't
matter at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fabulous Mulah runs down. Ivory stands there with the
belt above her head for what seems like forever. Mulah
then proceeds to not grab the belt and instead grabs
her hair and then beats her down till she powders
and the crowd is cooked.
Speaker 1: I know, Like, I mean, Ivory looked a ridiculous holding
the belt back dude, like, yeah, man, just Mulla not
there for it. And then she just beats Ivory's ass
and Ivory runs away. Yeah, this was this sucked.
Speaker 2: This is a tough deal for Ivory, yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, because she's I mean, she's awesome, dude, like, and
I you know, I get it, like, you know, the
fucking man Mula stuff was entertaining, but wow, what a
what a nothing for this division. Lawler does say, by
the way, when Mula runs out, Oh there's another Dinosaur
they running past. For a second, I thought we were
watching wc W. Wow. He should have fucking said that. Well,
another company ran here and had people very similar. So
we got backstage.
Speaker 2: Mankind is still back here waiting for the Rock, and
Jim Ross actually is able to get the Rock on
the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, phones are pretty crazy in ninety nine, aren't they. Dude,
I love this.
Speaker 2: This particular phone actually is very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this phone, the phone's ringing.
Speaker 2: Is this hooked into the venue audio?
Speaker 1: I don't think so?
Speaker 2: Okay, because it shows the crowd looking at a picture
of the rock's logo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the crowd pops because they see the Brahma bull
on the tron, But I don't know if they can
hear this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it definitely has played like the venue can
hear it?
Speaker 1: Yes, right, exactly? Like yeah, so the phone's ringing, and
King says, oh, well, who's gonna talk to him? And
Joshaw we can both talk to him if you want.
I hope Itho're right. Number. I didn't have the number?
What Rock? Like? What the didn't answer? That's true? So
it's bull bulling, great one?
Speaker 2: All right, Rock, I'm sorry about that. Actually, it's so funny.
The Rock answers the phone, and the phone keeps a ringing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nuts, dude, Yeah, cherish and hey Rock, Rock JR.
Kang here. Just want to let you know that you're
sometimes on again, off again partner. Mankind is a little distraught,
looks like there could be a confrontation bruin, and Rock says, Well,
The Rock says this, JR. If there is a little physicality,
it comes to mankind. It's coming to mankind. The Rock
doesn't care about mankind. The Rock doesn't like mankind. The
Rocks and the limousine right now, driver, Driver, how far?
How far? The Rock will be there in just a
little bit. And the Rock garon damn ts he's gonna
turn the Georgia Dome upside down. All right, Rock, this
is bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have done this on Rock.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Well, the Rock says, what do sorry? Rock? I mean?
That's pretty ridiculous. Jr. Called The Rock, who's not there
at call time, to tell him he has a segment
on the show with Mankind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this whole deal is insane. They've done this before
where they've called someone on the phone and uh yeah,
I think usually it's tape.
Speaker 1: They put the telephone EQ on the rock here and
that's a classic. Oh for the best, listen the best,
only the best shows, do that, James.
Speaker 2: We got backstage. Terry Taylor is here with the British
Bulldog and uh, he's wondering, what's the deal with all
these dogs shit on the floor back here?
Speaker 1: And aren't you the fucking red rooster?
Speaker 2: All right, well you're not the one asking questions, it's
me And there's a lot of dogs sitting on the floor,
and so, uh, do something about this.
Speaker 1: I think I saw big young sh shotting.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, Fuck it, We're just gonna go
to the pre tape.
Speaker 1: Play the pre tape, Yeah, throw the Rebellion pre tape
where Bulldog barges into the McMahon off and says, where's
my total shot?
Speaker 2: And then he concusses the fuck out of Stephanie McMahon.
Speaker 1: He throws a steel trash container across the room, which
coincides with Stephanie McMahon being there and it crushes her
gold as ship.
Speaker 2: That is nuts. So he runs in the room, asked
about his title shot, throws a trash can off camera
that hits Stephanie McMahon and then it pants to the
left and she's on the ground.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, wow, pretty well done. I'm assuming pulling the
curtain back. She was probably already laying on the floor
and he just threw it at the wall above her.
Speaker 2: No, pull the curtain back hit her as hard as he.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm fucked. He looked at the Carol, I'll bring
the dogs.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we're just gonna have to rock bott
of you and dog coke.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this. So Jara says, yes,
Stephanie has had tremendous problems, and King says they think
she has amnesia. Well, well, Michael Hayes had a chance
to talk to Stephanie and Shane earlier today. That's where
we go here, we go backstage or to a pre tape. Here,
Michael Hayes sitting down with Stephanie and Stephanie and Shane,
and he says, has been over a week since the
incidents with Bulldog at Rebellion. You know side note by
the way, Wow, they do a lot of crazy shit
at these Rebellion shows.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, right, I mean damn, I mean they they
killed test whole ship here they do.
Speaker 1: I mean even years later after this, we just watched
it on the Patreon. Rebellion has a kiss my Ass
match with Albert and Rikishi.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're just doing whatever over there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, Test is doomed. If he doesn't know
he's doomed, he should know he's not on the show
at all.
Speaker 2: Is he? No? I don't think so. That's only by name.
Speaker 1: Right, Andrew? And they don't even say Test it call
me Andrew. And Stephanie says she feels much better. She
has post concussion syndrome, and with the exception of headaches,
she feels okay. And the most frustrating part is she
doesn't seem to remember anything that happens to her short term.
She has to write every single thing down that I do.
I was that like bad. You're not supposed to have
that kind of brain. Is that not right, dude?
Speaker 2: I mean, what a crazy way to get out of
this deal here. Yeah, I have post concussion syndrome. I
don't remember anything about this angle that we want to.
Speaker 1: Oh, I wish I could give the fans that all
the time.
Speaker 2: Vince definitely used that as the next creative meeting for sure.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, you're right. Well, Stephanie says, I understand that
tonight was supposed to be my wedding night. Of course
I want to get married some day. And Andrew is
so sweet, but I can't remember any of the feelings
I had for him. And Shane consoles her and said
it's not her fault that it's and everyone knows whose
fault this is. It's God damn El.
Speaker 2: Snow, who's getting a big push right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you know, I mean he's next up. You know,
if anyone if it's not gonna be Test marrying Stephanie,
he probably should be al Snow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Vance has post concussion syndrome.
Speaker 1: Said he forgot that angle already. Yeah, right, damn it,
he already promised. From the Mania main event, we.
Speaker 2: Got backstage, Valvenus and British Bulldog are here and they
assault Mankind.
Speaker 1: Dude, they whoop his assy. It's funny. Out of the
Shane things. Shane's you know, Shane says, everyone knows whose
fault this is, and it cuts to Mankind pacing backstage,
and all you hear is Jarr say, oh damn Rightish
Bulldog's fault.
Speaker 2: It'd beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Valvenus runs up and hits him, and then bulldog
throws up trash container at him. He fucking can't be
stopped with his trash container.
Speaker 2: That's his thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you might as well have something, you letter,
you have the dog poop damn.
Speaker 2: Yea, all right, good lord. A limousine pulls up and
they think it's the Rock, but it's Mark Henry with
the woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jared, Mark Henry. Who who's that lovely lady? Look
at Mark checking her out? Oh you know you don't
think I could be a sister, could you? And then
the truck and Dlawler has to keep talking while trying
not to laugh because Jr. Is laughing. Yeah, there we're
still in the Uh. Mark Henry has a sex edition
addiction era here and uh this turns out to be
his his sex therapist.
Speaker 2: Of course, he has many of those.
Speaker 1: He goes through a lot of them, it seems. Yeah.
But more importantly, it's time for the titty.
Speaker 2: Edge and Christian versus the Brood are up next. Matt
and Jeff Hardy are the brood Now, Matt and Jeff
come up through the brood fire and everything.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, that's pretty cool though. I like that this is,
of course a part of the Terry Invitational tournament that's
going here. It's a best of five. I think Edgend
Christian are up two of the five here. And uh,
we get Lillian introducing this match here, and she also
seems to be not sure about really anything that's going
on tonight, because she says the.
Speaker 2: Following non tag team match children, whatever you want match
special here?
Speaker 1: Pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Matt and Jeff Hardy coming up through the Brood
fire deal felt like a caw entrance.
Speaker 1: I know it did, but I you know what, I
did like it. No Gangrel though, which odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's fucking bullshit. I mean, let's let's
just be as clear as possible. That's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, and hopefully Gangrel took care of it
when they got to the back eventually. I know he did.
This might have came from the gang. Girl might not
be with him anymore because they were pursuing Terry. That
might have been.
Speaker 2: Because he has post concussions sooner.
Speaker 1: We forgot about the Brood entirely.
Speaker 2: He's not a vampire anymore. He's a regular guy at
a regular job.
Speaker 1: Forgotic lifestyle anymore.
Speaker 2: No, the post concussion syndrome got up with him and
took away his vampire teeth and all that that sucks.
Speaker 1: Is he still banging or banging? He's not fanging? Is
he banging at least?
Speaker 2: No, he's only fucking and sucking. But like that's just
like regular dude stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, like that's that's normal. Really nothing to
talk about.
Speaker 2: Sadly, Well, Terry Rerunnolds watches backstage. She just loves tag
team wrestling. You know, she just loves it great, like
she's super into it. You know, got this own tournament
on her.
Speaker 1: Own dime, saving this division.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I mean like everybody should say thank you
Terry for allowing us to see Edgen Christian versus the
Brood here on this show.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2: Christian jumps off Edges back here, he misses a splash
in the corner and the Brewed take over. Jeff does
a triangle Arabian moon salt for a two. I thought
that was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: That was sick as hell. This crowd was kind of
weird by the way. I feel like they weren't going
as crazy for some of this as I thought they
would be, especially that not about the matches. Man, that's true.
We're stone cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, where's the rock? Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: That's fuck. That's tough. That's true though, that is true.
Speaker 2: Matt jaw Jack's Christian Jeff hits a leg drop to Christian.
Jeff turns around and he says, did you see me? Oh,
we saw you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We're not paying attention. We're talking about my match
here anyway, because on commentary King and Jr Are just
mostly talking about j R's match and and and King says, uh,
you know doing doing this? And Jesh I didn't shine,
I was drafted. And King says, well, give me some
tips doing a commercial, and Jerry says, well, maybe I
can borrow your boots. I heard they never leave the
canvas got him. And then a little bit after that,
King says, what are you gonna wear? And Jesse John,
I don't know. I didn't come prepared to wrestle. Well
what about Sean Stasiac He doesn't wear those meat tights anymore.
Speaker 2: Stop stop what you're doing. I absolutely love this spot
they did here. So Matt misses a leg drop from
the second on Christian. Christian rolls out of the way,
and then Jeff heads to the top rope and misses
a leg drop from the top rope as Christian rolls
all the way across the ring and gets the tag
to Edge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fantastic. Also, Jeff gets on real height
on this leg drop, Dude, Like that had to hurt,
Like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were still young and wanted it, you know, like, yeah,
they were sending everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and they all I mean, I don't
know how much time they got here, but they're also
going fast as fuck.
Speaker 2: Edge comes in for the hot tag here, but Matt
actually almost pins him with his feet all the way
on the rope.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, this is egregious, dude, Tim White's the referee.
Edge sweeps the legs to fucking stack him high, puts
his feet on the very top rope, and the ref
has to pretend he doesn't see it. For this cow,
this is egregious.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's all the way up there, he's pinning
him the long way.
Speaker 1: My god, damn, he's nuts.
Speaker 2: Edge hits a double spiro on Matt and Jeff and
gets a two on Matt. Edge hits the downward spiral
also known as the edge liner.
Speaker 1: Probably I must have post concussion syndrome. I actually don't
remember that one.
Speaker 2: Well. Edge jackknife pins Matt, which allows Jeff Hardy to
head up to the top and break up the pin
with a swanton bomb.
Speaker 1: And it's not even like his established movie yet here
he's still Jared's calling it the sent on here still,
so yeah, kind of got it there, but looked awesome.
Great timing too, because that is a risky spot. How
many shows have we watched over the years where there's
a you have to break this up with a top
rope move and it just looks like shit.
Speaker 2: I mean most of the time tag team breakups like
that are a little too cute end up looking like shit.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I know, dude, this one didn't. It looked good, But
a lot of the times, man, it just does.
Speaker 1: Word to the is anyone out there that may be
a wrestler or potential wrestler if you got a spot
where it's hey, you gotta break something up. Fuck trying
to get a two point nine, Fuck trying to get
cute with the time. Just fucking get it done. It'll
get the same exact reaction.
Speaker 2: So Matt gets his arm over on Edge here, but
Christian breaks it up at two. Jeff goes for the
twist of fate, but Christian turns it into the un prettier.
Speaker 1: Dude, the fucking fireworks show here. I don't this kind
of came out of nowhere. I thought the d prettier
was going into the finish. No, we got flips to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt heads up, he hits a moon salt from
the top to the floor on Edge. Christian hits a
triangle cross body on Matt. Jeff goes up. He just
hits a fucking huge splash to the outside.
Speaker 1: Got some height though, but you know, not a very
Jeff hardy dive.
Speaker 2: And then Edge hits a sensational flip dive and that's it.
I mean, they're brawling on the outside. The ref says
fuck it and calls a double DQ. It's over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The crowd is not thrilled with that one after
they just saw a firework show. And then the match
gets thrown out. But I'm guess that was they didn't
want to give the Hardies to win here for some reason,
to get them closer here. I don't know where this goes,
but uh, I look the match. I thought the match
is fun.
Speaker 2: We go backstage, x Pock and Kine are here. X
Pot says, Kay, you are so hardheaded, I don't need you,
and Kane says, my name is Spain. The crowd, I
mean you guys have to pop here. People are crying.
People are crying.
Speaker 1: Jr.
Speaker 2: Says If I didn't see it here, I would not
believe it. This is one of the greatest nights in
the history of this great sport.
Speaker 1: Dreams do come true. After Georgia Dome, Yeah, Xbox tells
somebody's a hard headed and didn't listen to him last time,
but tonight you're gonna listen to me no matter what.
You cannot come down to the rain to night, no
matter what. And if you got to you know. And
Kane stands there with his hands on his hips and
of course his name was Kate.
Speaker 2: Anyone forgot freshly shitted ass?
Speaker 1: His name is Kane, how Fire and Ashole.
Speaker 2: People are crying, man like, Yeah, this means.
Speaker 1: Something, wrestling. Wrestling means something. Here.
Speaker 2: The Rock has a arrived to the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, we're only an hour in. Thanks Rock. I
understand you're a top guy, but maybe you should get
here on time. That's fucking insane. Also, this is the
most of the Rock the Rock has ever looked in
his life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Kevin Kelly is here with the Rock, and
I feel like it's always Kevin Kelly with the Rock.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, until it's the coach and I guess
Cole it's it's one of these, you know, it's it's
fucking Kevin Kelly.
Speaker 2: Rock definitely has his people that he likes to do
his segments with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: And Kevin Kelly says, Mankind said he was coming here
to confront you about where you stand with the Rock
and SOT connection, and Rock.
Speaker 1: Says, first of all, you should spit it out. Joe Broni,
the Rock says this, you think the Rock cares about
Mankind and how he feels about the Rock and SOT connection.
The Rock wipes his ass with how mankind feels about
the Rock and sock connection. Joe Broni asked the Rock
another question, and it better be a good one. Kevin
Kelly says, Well, the Sunday No Mercy, You'll go one
on one with the bulldog. That is not what the
Rock had in mind. Kevin Kelly, you should be asking
the Rock about his five hundred dollars shirt, Asking the
Rock about what you can do about that funny feeling
in your stomach because you feel the electricity. Asking the
Rock where your fat ass can eat pancakes at He
knows that, of course, Joe Broni. But the Rock says this,
British bulldog, you think you can have your way with
the Rock. You think the Rock is another rudey who
standing on the corner of know your Role Boulevard and
Jiburni drive. The Rock says this, nobody cares about you,
British bulldog.
Speaker 2: That sucks all right, far mankind and Brice Bulldog.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who you are, what you are, or
what you do. It just doesn't matter. What matters is
the Rock will prove his point. They only care about
one man being WBF champion. And here at Atlanta, Georgia,
now aptly named Rock Atlanta. Well you hear forty thousand
of the Rocks streaming fans all at the same time
they chant the Rock's name.
Speaker 2: Rock is thirty five thousand.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Shut the fuck up. You are absolutely nothing,
a nobody, a peon, a waste of skin to the Rock.
Goddamn are you. There's nothing at all you can say
to put him over, just an ounce like that. We
could care about this fucking paper view.
Speaker 2: If I could, I would rock bottom you right into
god shit.
Speaker 1: Oh, so Rock says, seeing as the Rock is here
in Atlanta, Georgia, seeing as the Rock he looks like
Kevin Kelly, stop shaking your head, Joe Broni se he
guess the Rock is here in Atlanta. He's got a
surprise the home of the Georgia Bulldogs. Well, the Rock
went ahead and invited some of the mascots here tonight
and came.
Speaker 2: So Rock's the one that invited all these bulldogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess he got them from Atlanta.
Speaker 2: He got the shittiest bulldogs ever, feed.
Speaker 1: Them paying cakes, he says. The Rocks got a little
surprise for you later, bulldog. They all want the Rock
to raise the people's elbow or eyebrow, sorry, they want
the Rock to drop the people elbow. And they want
to hear without a shout doubt. The most electrofic man
e sports entertainment period say his line to be the man.
Whoo you gotta beat the man. Wait, that's not it, No,
that's not so. As this goes on the pops go
like they dwindle.
Speaker 2: I mean this flair country. God, damn it, this one's it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dig it, No, that's that's not it either.
This is it? What Chuck gonna do when that's twenty
four inch pythons. Ah, that's not it either. I mean,
like he should have stopped at the flare one. This
like kind of made him look like a door.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, just shit on WCWD.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course. Well, if there's something man and
then mankind walks up, Hey, you want to talk about
your booking?
Speaker 2: No walks up, He says, where are we standing? Rock,
and Rock looks at him and just doesn't say a word.
Speaker 1: No, what have you?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Rock says, listen, you take your little rock in sock
connection jacket, take your goofy mask, take your ten cent outfit,
roll up in a ball, turn that some bits. Oh
damn well, Vince walks up in Wait a minute, I
don't give a damn with that. Rocking sock connection lasts
another forty eight hours or not, but it's gonna last
another twenty four because tonight you too will take on
Valvenus and the British Bulldog. Rock is what I want
to talk about this bullshit like this.
Speaker 2: Vince goes up and says, guys, I have post concussion Cindron.
Tonight the main event will be Valvenus in the British
Bulldog versus you two. The Rock says there for a second.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: For the Rock is cook it. Rock says, listen, when
you know you won one last week for the Micker, well,
tonight you win one for the Scooper Scooper.
Speaker 2: Well, now it's time for another match. Here we have
x Poc versus for Ruke.
Speaker 1: Yes there, I believe the Accoletes are feuding with Xbox
and Cane right now. Xbox has been trying to prove
that he doesn't always need kneeselp and that's why he
told him to stay in the back and also at
No Mercy there will be a four corner elimination match
with Xbox, Cane, Fruke and Bradshaw in it.
Speaker 2: XPOC comes out here. He's got that handsome errant as
you drink.
Speaker 1: That ship is I think that is that a sponsor
of this match or there's one later where they mentioned it,
but Hanson's I never had we talked about this before?
Was Hanson's with something else, right or is something else now?
Speaker 2: It rebranded into Monster Energy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's right, that's right, So you and to talk,
you know, some taste not sponsored.
Speaker 2: Sadly, the Acolytes come out here and they look fucking insane, man,
I mean listen.
Speaker 1: I mean we talk about the APA all the time,
like that run is fantastic, but I think they were
cool as fuck as the Accolytes.
Speaker 2: We get the match started here, x pox spin kicks
for Uk in the corner and Fuk fires back with
a line and a hard whip into the corner. It's
a backbreaker for it too. And that's when it shows
Kane watching TV.
Speaker 1: I mean, is this the second person of the night
watching the monitor backstage? At least at least they're watching
the product, right.
Speaker 2: He's watching the Simpsons?
Speaker 6: Ha ha.
Speaker 1: Et my shorts, what are you so?
Speaker 2: Fuk distracts the ref and Bradshaw runs x poc into
the post. Uh Faruk then does the suck it taunt
to the crowd before hitting him with a power slam
for it too.
Speaker 1: I thought the suck It taut would get like a
bigger reaction, not only from the crowd but from commentary.
Everyone ignored that this happened.
Speaker 2: He should have thrown up the four horsemen.
Speaker 1: And then did the suck it and then did wolf
Back just tals.
Speaker 2: Fruit Bear hugs x POC, but x Pot gets out
of it, only to run straight into the fuck you Spinebuster.
Speaker 1: Ah just sends him the goddamn hell with this spinebuster that, like,
if the Dominator wasn't so sick, the Spinebuster should have
just been his finish.
Speaker 2: X Pot gets a double down with a flipping line.
He fights up and lines up the Bronco Buster and
he hits it.
Speaker 1: Yes, he gets it. There's also a fun sign on
the crowd in the front row that says having a
big cock ain't easy, all right, buddy, yeah? Man like,
well you must be so nice with your big cock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sit your ass back down.
Speaker 1: They cut the Cane backstage again at one point by
the way here, and the camera gets way too close
and Cane like looks into the land I don't know
if they were on or not, goes.
Speaker 2: For the Dominator, but x Pot gets down, pushes them
into Bradshaw who's on the Apron, and x POC pins
for Ruke with an X factor.
Speaker 1: Fucking hit him. With it. Yeah, dude, I thought the
Dominator was definitely gonna be the end, but uh now,
Xbox puts them away, but Bradshaw gets in there and
starts whooping Xbox ass, and they both start whooping Xbox ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah they do, and the crowd wants Kane.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, and then the lights go out.
Pyro goes off bar God Cane hitch Kane, but he
stops at the top of the ramp. He doesn't come
down because his boy XPOC told him to not fucking
get involved. Don't come out here, even if they're whooping
my ass.
Speaker 2: Oh they are. They're whooping the fuck out of his ass.
Speaker 1: They double power bomb them. They're taunting Kane, and then
Bradshaw loads x POC up backwards on the top rope.
What the fuck were they going for?
Speaker 2: Shit, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't figure out what they were going for.
But they don't get a chance to do it, because
Caine comes down to a raucous ovation and lines through
one arm choke slam with unreal height on Bradshaw. Here
looked awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course x POC is mad because Camee
came down to.
Speaker 1: Help come on, Xbox, you gotta understand. You know you
were getting your ass whoop. They were about to hit
you with a fucking band move. He had to stop it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I loved how easily he got up Bradshaw for
the choke slam.
Speaker 1: Dude, it was like one like the one arm choke
slam is the coolest thing ever. I especially like I'm
sure you remember the the animation in the Smackdun Games
for Kane's choke slam. Shit was sick.
Speaker 2: Jerry Lawler keeps telling Jim Ross that you know you've
done it now, buddy, you have to you have to
actually wrestle, and JR says, well, I gotta get ready.
Speaker 1: And then he leaves. He takes his notes and he
gets up, and King says, you better take this through
and JR leaves and he heads up the ramp and
King says, there he goes folks, dead man walking, dead
man Walking.
Speaker 2: Michael Call then takes a spot on commentary, and he's
on commentary for the rest of the evening. We go backstage.
Mark Henry is here with a sex therapist for what
seems to be his second session.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark Henry looks at the sex therapist and says,
you won't have sex. I know, damn it. Oh next
week his third sex therapist. Yeah. They He asked her
what kind of perfume she's wearing, and she says, hey man,
chill out. I can help you. You just need drastic treatment.
We're gonna try some special intense overstimulation techniques to help
team that wild sexual beast in you. And he says,
oh shit, and she says yeah, tonight it's gonna start.
He says, well, maybe I can use these, and he
pulls out a pair of handcuffs. She says, hey man.
He says, all right, got do and he says, you
know what happens at night? She says what? And he
says the freaks combat at night, and she fucking gets
a sickle and stabs him in the head and he dies.
Speaker 2: Wow, but it must have been the extra attitude deal.
Speaker 1: Well, they had postconcussion syndrome, so they don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Next week, oh right, right, yeah, Well we have Chris
Jericho and Curtis Hughes versus the head Bangers. I guess
the head Bangers are now back together, as Mash is
done getting the worst gimmicks of all time back to back.
Speaker 1: Yeah Thrashers back from injury, and Mash they decided, ah
fuck it, just go back to doing the thing that worked. Yeah, man,
great idea. Thanks.
Speaker 2: So Mash and Jericho start with an air national that
leads to Mash stung gunning Jericho on the top. I
mean it looked great. I mean all of the work
here is actually pretty solid.
Speaker 1: He launches like Mash launches him over his head and
Jericho hits the rope. So crazy. By the way. Also,
when the head Bangers come out, they both have Jerco's
little top ponytail thing on their bald heads, which is
very funny.
Speaker 2: Mash whips Jericho into the buckle, he takes it into
a tree of Woe, and then Mash does his butt
splash in the corner, and then the Headbangers are the
World's Greatest tag team spot and it knocks off Mosh's
little hair.
Speaker 1: Damn it, dude, I always forget that they do the
world's greatest tag team move like that was THEIRS. It's
actually the Headbangers move that the Word's greatest tag team
was doing.
Speaker 2: Jericho hits Welcome to Chicago and then tags in Curtis Hughes,
what's called him Chris Hughes. Curtis Hughes. Hughes comes in
and lines down Thrasher. The Headbangers then do a double
team drop down into a line from the top. I
always loved the tag team heavy clothes line. I always
thought that was a good spot.
Speaker 1: I mean, Headbangers really worked well as a tag team together.
I mean, you know, for all accounts, this match actually,
other than mister Hughes, was actually done pretty well.
Speaker 2: We get a double line double down here between Thrasher
and Curtis Hughes. Mosch goes for a rana on Jericho,
but Jericho grabs him into the walls, which it's a
good reaction too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fucking pretty dope. Actually, I like that lot.
It took him like he struggled to get him there too,
Like it wasn't like a all right, I catch you
in that we're in the move, like Jericho had to
fight for it. I thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Thrasher ends up breaking it up. The head Bangers then
hit a double flapjack on Jericho and go for the pin,
but Curtis Hughes breaks it up. But when he goes
to break it up, he accidentally hits Chris Jericho.
Speaker 1: And uh, because it's wrestling. Jericho thinks this is on purpose,
of course, So he gets up and he starts pushing
Curtis Hughes and he calls him a stupid son of
a bitch. Well, Curtis Hughes has had enough and he
pushes him back, and then Jericho decks him and lays
him out and calls him a piece of shit and
spits on him in leaves, which felt fucking like a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the Headbangers then decide that to win this
match two on one, they have to hit Curtis Hughes
with the stage dive. And I gotta be honest, I
cannot believe that. Curtis Hughes says, sure thing, hit me
with the stage dive. He gotta give respect to Curtis
to get it to him. Yeah, because like I okay, legit, James.
At the beginning of this match, I was like wow
in my brain, I was like, wow, it would be
very cool if Curtis Hughes took the stage dive. But
in no world would that happen. But they do it,
and it almost goes really bad. It does almost go
really bad. I love the stage dive. I think it's
a fantastic fucking move. I swear to God, there was
not a world where I thought I was going to
see it hit on Curtis Hughes. No, but I'm glad
that they went for it.
Speaker 1: They went for it, and they do get the win
at the very least.
Speaker 2: And uh, I mean, that'll be funny as shit if
he kicked out, if they hit him with the stage
dive and Curtis Hughes kicks.
Speaker 1: Out, dude, Jeredo turns around a ramp. Oh shit, it
comes back.
Speaker 2: Dude, stage dive. He kicks out huge. He gets up
fighter stance like Terry Funk, just kind of waving back
and forth, and Mas says I'm sorry, I love you,
and then beaver cleavage burning hammer chest style.
Speaker 1: They go for it, go for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, why not, you know?
Speaker 1: God damn Wow, that's fucking that's inspired. That could have
saved his run. Sadly, he's gone before the end of
the year.
Speaker 2: So Big Show is backstage. He saw torn up here
and Delo Brown comes up and talks to him, and
Big Show tells Delo Brown that his father has cancer
and it's terminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This so this is where they start the uh,
I mean jumping ahead just a little bit. Boss Man
and Big Show have a match on this show, and uh,
this is the beginning of the Big Show. Boss Man,
your daddy's dead angle here, which we I believe the
funeral episode is like a month after this on SmackDown,
which we have reviewed. But that was like obviously years ago,
so go back in the archives if you want to
hear all that. But I mean, Big Shows. I'm pretty
sure Big Shows Dad like has already passed in real
life by the time this has all happened, so they
were just kind of doing whatever here. Uh, Bossman, I mean, dude,
it's Bossman had a crazy run because this is coming
right after the pepper stuff where he fed Alse his dog.
That's right, crazy fucking stuff here. But yeah, Dealer is
here to be a good friend for him and says, hey,
you need anything, let me know, and then uh, and
that's it. And then of course, as we go from
that very sad moment to Mankind picking up dog shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we have backstage here Mankind is in the
bulldog pin with all the poop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Rock, I really don't know if this is
good for our careers.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter where you want to be. Here's a
pooper scooper and a shovel, and now'll get to shoveling.
Shut your mouth, dogs, as funny as fu man.
Speaker 1: That was fucking great, dude. Yeah, no, it's fantastic. And
uh yeah, Rock gives a pooper scooper shovel, gives him
a big metal tray, says, put the poop on here.
Speaker 2: Where did you get the metal tray? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: He was mettal tray was built to be rock bottom on.
Speaker 1: He got the dogs too, Like this is prep. This
wasn't just like a day of decision. He had been
planning this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is devious man, and.
Speaker 1: The Rock says, he wants you to take all the poop.
Shine the poop up, real nice shine. I don't think
I can shine that stuff up. The Rock can shine anything.
He wants to work with the Rock on this situation.
Shut your mouth dogs, shut up, bitch. We're gonna take
all the poop. We're gonna shine the poop up real nice.
Turn that sticky some bitches sideways and he's take it
straight up. Yes, Rock, this is fucking insane. Rock walks away,
and Mankind looks over one of the dogs I think
scraps a boy dog.
Speaker 2: The rock says, you're gonna take that shovel. Yeah, that
bi sho shovel. Yeah, that shovel.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of poop rock. One of he looks
like a human term.
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna take Kane's poop. You're gonna shovel the poop.
We're gonna shine the poop up real nice, and then
we're gonna feed it to al snow.
Speaker 1: Oh. I like that idea. That's a good part of this.
Speaker 2: So next up we go to Godfather versus Mark Henry.
So Godfather comes out here a bunch of hose. Michael
Cole actually says there's thirty five thousand fans here tonight,
and there might actually be thirty five thousand hose, which
the idea of Godfather coming out with thirty five thousand
hose is hilarious and they should have tried that.
Speaker 1: That would have been fucking awesome. Dude. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay,
this is just a special entrance because like you got
a big dome show here, there's i mean a royal
rumble amount of hose here. But no, this is on purpose,
because this is a hoe jack match, not a lumberjack match.
A hoe jack match here for Godfather versus Mark Henry.
Speaker 2: I totally miss that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they announce it. Wow, yeah, ridiculous. And Godfather
does his speech and he says, is there any pimps
up in this dom? Which I thought was pretty cool?
And Mark comes down and Mark Henry cannot believe how
many hoes there are out here, and really neither can I.
I mean there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Terry Taylor's back there with Mark Henry sex
therapist doctor Early.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Terry Taylor asked, is how can this possibly be
part of Mark Henry's therapy? So this is what I
mean by drastic measures. If you can focus on his
work and not his addictions, he'll be on the road
of recovery of note time. And uh yeah, that's so.
It's a ho jack match over stimulation style here James
with thirty five thousand hoes.
Speaker 2: Well, of course, Mark Henry is easily distracted by all
the hose. No, no, therapy session is not going great.
Early is watching this on the minor backstage like Kane
Wars earlier, and.
Speaker 1: Terry she's the fucking third man, let's fucking go and
she's super close to the monitor and she's just gonna
fuck her eyes up.
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's those fucking scan lines, man, like
they'll get you every time.
Speaker 1: That's true. I mean Rall probably looked way cooler. I
mean I remember Rall looking super cool on little CRTs,
So I mean she probably have a good time.
Speaker 2: Well, Godfather hits the hoe train on Mark Henry from behind,
rolls them up, beats them, and then all the hose
come in is celebrate and Mark Henry is smiling the
entire time.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, ho train to the back. The therapist is
not happy. But okay, this is the part that I
didn't understand. Maybe you could explain Mark Henry. So Godfather
hits his ho train right and rolls them up, gets
the wind. Then they cut to the therapist. The hoes
haven't even gotten in the ring yet. The therapist is
backstage not happy. Is it because Mark Henry was distracted
by the hose or was she not happy that he
got a loss? Uh?
Speaker 2: Just wasn't happy with with this episode of Raw in
general just been a pathetic display.
Speaker 1: In the Georgia does the sex therapist goes up to
the agent. You, well, you gave them three the fuck?
What the are you supposed to do?
Speaker 2: So you I did two segments. I recorded two segments
to night, and then on the third we get two
and a half minutes and he loses my roll.
Speaker 1: Up wasting my fucking time. Are you kidding me? I'm
a doctor in sex therapy.
Speaker 2: Well I'm going to w c W bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know, the best part of this, I think
is that the Hose are all super happy for Mark
Henry too, dude.
Speaker 1: They also, I mean all the Hose, legit, all of
them get into the ring to dance with the Mark
Henry gets involved. He's laying on the ground now the
Hose are piling on top of them, and Michael Cole
says he's got that sexual magnetism and.
Speaker 2: One of the Hose starts like undressing. She like pulls
out her zipper.
Speaker 1: Yes, holy shit, that's right. Yeah, dude, that was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not so. I don't know if doctor
Early stayed around for that part, but that was crazy.
Speaker 1: No, she was running down the road agent for fucking
booking a shitty match.
Speaker 2: Asking the road agent where Gang Grel was You put
the brutal on the show. But gang girls now year, Okay, she.
Speaker 1: Does, wondering where test was. I mean this big Angle's
part Rusra. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2: So we go back stays, Triple H and China are
standing by. I guess they were watching that match, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Kevin Kelly asked somebody. He said, well, there's
a lot of fun going on out there right now.
It's not gonna be a lot of fun later. Huh.
Speaker 2: I want to be no jack match next time? What
the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Triple just runs down Austin, He says. You know,
every time Austin steps in the ring with me, whether
it's with somebody else or himself, he should be concerned.
And there's not gonna be anything fun about what happens
to night to the two of them, and Jerr wants
to get his ass in my business. Well, now it's
in my business, and j R. There's gonna be a
good old sloberknocker, gonna be a go to a piece
of business boar. Hey, fuck you Shun. Don't you ever
talk about hil again, piece of shit champion?
Speaker 2: You only two thirty five thousand in this building. Golder,
your forty one thousand fuck you, Oh Sitka.
Speaker 1: That would have been awesome. Sadly, King is the complete
opposite on this show.
Speaker 2: Well, we head to the next match here, Big boss
Man versus Big Show, and of course Big boss Man
cuts a promo here before the match.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course what First of all, we've talked about
it before. Love the Big boss Man. Think he's fucking
cool as fuck. Think this look was awesome. By the way,
dropped a lot of weight when he came back to
the wf Uh like this guy a lot. I can't
say an off about the Big boss Man. So boss
Man says, let's sen out Big Show. I don't even
damn about any problem you might have, because you got
a bigger problem in the form of the Big boss Man.
Stand it right here, So you get your fan ass
down here and deal with me.
Speaker 2: Dude, Wow, that was nuts, So get your fat ass
down here.
Speaker 1: Almost Scott Steiner asking is delivery? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And uh, boss Man you know waits for Big Show.
Big Show comes out and boss Man tries to jump
him in the ramp and then Big Show super kicks
him in the head.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They get in the ring, Big Show hits him
with the flying.
Speaker 1: Line, holy fuck, that was awesome. Dude.
Speaker 2: If this show is like even ten percent about the wrestling,
Big Show would be over simply because he is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I mean, of course he's gigantic, right, Like
that's you know, cool enough. This guy can fucking flip
flop and fly and beat the fuck out of you
like he should have been killing dudes left and right. Instead,
he's gonna cry for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: Big Show flying line like that shit was gnarly as
fuck man cool. Yeah, I know that shit was awesome.
Speaker 1: He hits the ropes crazy. He looks like the ring's
about the fallover.
Speaker 2: Well, boss Man hits Big Show with the night stick
and the match is called.
Speaker 1: Fuck fuck the matches, I guess.
Speaker 2: And al Snow makes the same.
Speaker 1: Yeay, yay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Alsonow hits the ring and attacks Bossman from behind. I mean,
boss Man's whooping the fuck out a Big Show with
his night stick. He gets in the back of the head,
he puts it between his legs and he love blows
him with it just just a lot. Al Snow fucking
comes in and almost ends boss Man's career with a
back body drop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go backwards pretty far.
Speaker 1: That was scary as shit. And then Al does the
head butt Cheese, not the white Dudley one. He does
the arm capture head but Cheese and drop kicks boss
Man until boss Man grabs the nightstick again and hits
Alan the stomach in the back of the head and
beats him the fucking shit with the night stick again.
A reminder, this is after boss Man made him eat
his dog.
Speaker 2: Well, Mankind is picking up the poop.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a full metal tray of dog shit
here and he's actively picking it up.
Speaker 2: You think it was shoot dog shit.
Speaker 1: I have to assume not.
Speaker 2: But I mean I wouldn't be surprised if there was
some shoot dog shit.
Speaker 1: They sprinkled some in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dogs definitely one of them shit at least once.
Speaker 1: Right, and they probably were like, hey, all right, just
just put like a little like put one log in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just put a little shit in there, just as
a little rib.
Speaker 1: Dude, did you hear somebody talking behind the camera here?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Mankind's saying something, commentary's talking, Mankind saying something.
He's picking up dog shit, and then someone who I
swear sounds like Billy gunn. I don't know if it
was or not, but it sounds just like Billy gun
behind the camera just says butts, and then the scene.
Speaker 2: Well gimmick.
Speaker 1: He goes around to saying acid but.
Speaker 2: Well, Stone Cold is talking to Jim Ross, who is
now in stone Cold shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, stone Cold shirt. He's ready to fucking go.
Austin's back there drinking a beer. You gotta you gonna
call anything, Son, I got ideas for the match, you
know something with Triple H's asks you, what do you
want to do in the match. You gotta have something.
You gotta bring something to the table. He's gonna walk
all over you. Steve. I've Steve, I've never I've never
done this, Steve. I don't even how much I don't
even know how much time we got? What are we doing?
Who's up? Who's I mean?
Speaker 2: Goddamn Son, you watched one hundred doctor Death batches. Call
for something doctor Death does you're doing? Goddamn You get
him up with a bamwaym fucking backdrop driver fucking three
times four times, doesn't matter. Just call something, Steve, Steve,
doctor Death's out here because you didn't want to work
with him. Well, goddamn son, I didn't know it was
about me. What it was supposed to be was about you,
And I thought, maybe you want to do something for
doctor Death. But turns out you don't like doctor death,
and neither do I, So fuck doctor death. Okay, that's
you know What'll just call it out there, Steve. Okay,
what's called out there? All right is everyone, Well, here's
what we're gonna do. China's gonna choke you. You're gonna
lay on the floor, your little cars, it's gonna be
all over the floor. You're gonna be asking for milk
and I ain't got no milk.
Speaker 1: Steve Austin insults you as his collavents with you. All
your little shitty lips gonna be on the floor cause
she shuck.
Speaker 2: There's what I'm thinking for the shin. So what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna come in. I'm out bam bam, wam,
bam wam bam. Maybe you fight off for by bam.
I put you back down real quick, stone coat stunner.
I drink a couple of beers.
Speaker 1: Even then I get my ass out of there. She
was gonna wear bam me fresh. I'll know does moves
our second one the same team? Sean?
Speaker 2: Well, shit, Son, I'm trying to call the match. You
don't want to say nothing, you know, goddamn everything's on me.
I know I'm the superstar. I know everybody wants to
go to Burger King with me, eat a milky Way
with me, Edith Hanson's energy, whatever the thought that is,
they should call that monster. Damn. Jim, you got the
electrical tape?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should look good.
Speaker 2: You're gonna ask me if I got any risk tape, Jim,
you'd ask me. Jim asked me if I got any
risk tape.
Speaker 1: Steve, you got any wrist tape? No? I do not.
Speaker 2: Okay, god, we do have some electrical tape. All right,
Reckless youth would wear this. You got a problem with
reckless youth? Jim.
Speaker 1: You should look at jig Saw. He put that shit
all up his arms.
Speaker 2: You got a problem with Jigsaw.
Speaker 1: You talking about Rubis Well, hell yeah.
Speaker 2: We're talking about that's respect for the business. Jim.
Speaker 1: I like that, all right. I set there. Steve.
Speaker 2: You won't see nothing, but could be because you'll be
underground looking at the lights. So Ra's war is brought
to you by Hansen's Energy Drink, Burger King, and Milky Way.
Speaker 1: Dude, what a fucking combination, like an abundance of calories.
Speaker 2: Hey, we all eating that. That's a mule right there.
Speaker 1: That's a goddamn cheap day, a little Hansense, little Burger King.
Speaker 2: Milky Way Milky, that new Milky Way too with the
earramel Milky.
Speaker 1: What did it have before?
Speaker 2: Dog shit? So I thought this was the main event.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did too, and I was like, wow, this
is cool. This show kind of flew by, like we
got this fucking main event here, and I was like,
oh man, it's a Valvenus fucking match. That's crazy. That's
fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: China Triple H, Stone Cold Jim Ross and it goes
before the Valvenus match.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, Like and Triple H and Austin is a
match at the pay per view. Like I was like, Okay,
maybe it's because like they don't hurt, yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, Stone calls hurt, They're probably not gonna do nothing
but brawl, right, So I think that was probably the idea.
But still, I mean that's all this crowd wanted though, yeah,
And I mean they love this match so.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe you know what, it could have also been
that Austin found out what they were doing in that
match and said, no way, Shine, you're gonna kill my pop.
They're gonna love the dog shirt.
Speaker 2: Well, Jim Ross gets his own entrance here with his
music of course.
Speaker 1: Damn boom shu.
Speaker 2: Well, Triple H starts early on Jim Ross here, who
attacks some ring side. This is classic Steve Austin. Steve
Austin has to make his interest like this.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, yes not And I mean this is funny
as shit Like j are sitting at the bottom of
the ramp. He turns back waiting for Austin and Triple
AH just gets out of the ring and bucking punches
him in the back of the head's kicking his ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Jim Ross called that too. Yes, they're
just going and kick my ash and uh, we'll get
the big Austin Pop.
Speaker 1: If I could just show as much as possible in
thisich one would be great.
Speaker 2: So Austin comes down here. He's in the georts with
the knee brace.
Speaker 1: Not in gear. He is matching gear with JR. Though,
which I made up for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he comes down here and he takes Triple H
up to the entrance way and throws him into the
tron and then hits a souplex on him on the stage.
So they do do some shit here for a.
Speaker 1: Guy that's fucking injured, like he really wasn't. He didn't
look slow at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they played this very smart.
Speaker 1: I think, m m yeah, absolutely, And I mean this
crowd was begging for a brawl like this too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely wanted something big, right, Yeah. Austin throws
Triple H into the stairs and then lines him over
the ropes in the ring, and it shows a quick
shot of China just choking Jim Ross on the floor.
Speaker 1: Dude. The last like before this, you only see Jr.
When he was getting stomped out until Austin comes out.
You don't see him for a good few minutes here,
and then it's just China double goozle choking him on
the outside of the rig, and then it goes away
again until China's kicking his s in the rig.
Speaker 2: So Austin picks up the WW title which is ringside.
He holds it with one hand and then he takes
Triple H with his other hand and throws them into
the belt.
Speaker 1: Because I mean, technically, if you throw someone into something
and it's not a.
Speaker 2: Dq shit, did the match even start? Oh my god,
I guess I don't even know if it started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, I guess not. There's not a finish she's.
Speaker 2: There, no, Yeah, they just kind of walk out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't think of that. Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 2: So Austin Triple H they end up fighting into the
crowd here and it's just a sea of people. There
are so many people here.
Speaker 1: This was a super cool visual. I mean, they're going
all over. Anytime they go near a guard whereund the
crowd is like literally trying to pull them into the crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you get a big crowd like this, you
have to get at least one shot like this, right, Yes, absolutely,
Austin throws Triple H into a barricade and then throws
them into a concrete wall. But I think stone Coe
is trying to see if they can leave a dip
on the concrete wall, but yeah, they couldn't. Stone Cold
fights Triple Ah through some doors and they leave and
it goes back to the ring and China is kicking
Jim Ross's ass.
Speaker 1: The crowd's channing for Jr. But China is stomping him out,
fore arming him, clubbing him in the back. I mean
she's given him this work. Jr. Has no fight in him, sadly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he was just choked out for like
six straight minutes, so I understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: I called my boy for backup.
Speaker 2: China then hits JR. With the pedigree and she sets
up here and she starts going for the figure four,
but Jeff Jarrett is here.
Speaker 1: Yes, because this is the weird period where China is
a heel with triple H but China is a babyface
feuding with Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 2: Right, you're right. Yeah, we've talked about this era before too,
and yeah, it's definitely an odd one.
Speaker 1: Never seen anything like it really, Like I don't know
how many times this ever happened like this where it's
like a very blatant like boo but yay, and like, yeah,
I think they've they no mercy is the is no
mercy the good housekeeping match, And that's like Jared maybe
after that, I think, yeah, maybe I think that's right. Yeah,
it is good how keeping match for the Interconal title.
Is that no Mercy and then Jarrett is gone.
Speaker 2: So Jeff Jarrett is wearing the Intercontinental Championship around his waist.
He has a toaster. He walks in the ring as
China's doing the figure four and hits her in the
head with the toaster.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's fucking insane, man. It made a pretty
good noise too.
Speaker 2: It really did. Miss Kitty then comes down with a
laundry bin.
Speaker 1: Shoot.
Speaker 2: She's pushing this laundry bin down the ramp and she's
almost sliding down because of how fast it's starting to go,
and she's wearing high heels. Yeah. I was glad they
got the shot there of her like sliding down with
the heels down the ramp. It reminds me of when
people talk about the bird Shit logo w c W
ramp where everyone was sliding on it. Oh yes, yes, yes,
who was it that walked down the ramp? And then
they like looked at the cameras says, y'all better fix
that fucking ramp? Was it? Rick? He looked at the car,
You fix that fucking ramp?
Speaker 1: I think, dude, I actually think it was. Yeah, it was.
It was Flairing ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jared. Then dumps China into the laundry bin casket
match style and runs her up the ramp and all
the way to the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They they him and Miss Kitty both steal China
and then, thankfully, at the same exact time, Austin and
Triple H fight back into the arena. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, the timing is crazy there, fantastic. So Austin
then throws Triple H into the Tostitos Nacho's stand, and
as he's throwing him into this stand, a fan straight
up throws his popcorn on Triple H.
Speaker 1: Dude. It goes everywhere too. It's fucking awesome. And then
Austin throws him into the beer stand. That's the ice
House beer stand ice House, and Triple H is laying
just in a fucking whole thing of ice and drinks
while Austin is dropping elbows on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A fan handstone cald a beer and he takes
it and throws it on Triple H too, which I
thought was funny.
Speaker 1: And he opens up his own beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he cracks one open, drinks it and that hits
Triple H with it.
Speaker 1: This guy is so fucking good, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna guess that that not Triple H out
he won by a knockout's backstage brawn deal.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah with the beer and then walked away.
Speaker 1: I won it. Should it should have been like sp
R seven uh style where you fucking throw them off
the top of a fire truck.
Speaker 2: Dude, holy ship, Yeah, I hit him with a car. Yeah,
Like there's so much in that one.
Speaker 1: We're on a car into a limo and kill them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So this ends with stone Cold walking his way
through the crowd back to the ring as Triple H
gets helped out by the referee and super fun brawl here. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this was super I mean I thought this
was great. Crowd was fucking super electric for this. I God, JR.
Jard just had to go for the stunner once, just once.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Jim Ross was like that too, right, Like
I'm sure they were talking and like Jim Ross was like, yeah,
I really shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: He should not do ship like right, Yeah, probably the
right call. But as a JR fan and as a
fan of some as a fan of laughing, I would
have liked to see that a lot. King also said
while Austin's walking back to the ring. By the way,
King says, well, Austin. Austin said he had a friend
he wants triple Edge. To me, what's he talking about? Mmm,
how do you fucking hear that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's odd interesting that he and I wonder what
that means. Well, we go backstage.
Speaker 2: It shows Jeff Jarrett taking the laundry bin and throwing
it off the parking lot loading dove.
Speaker 1: Like it's legit, just that.
Speaker 2: They run up and he runs it over the ledge
and it goes flying. And then we go to a
no Mercy commercial. What the fuck?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, oly shit. And we come back and they recap
it and they show U the EMT's tending to China.
She's got blood all over, she's fucked up. I mean that, like,
you know, they definitely at first talked about how do
we throw this thing off the stage first?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean China looked nuts here on the ground, Like,
oh my god. The deal they did here was like
a good deal. I think like they made China super
sympathetic here, especially going into the pay per view. I
was super shocked when they showed her on the ground.
I was like, Wow, they really went for.
Speaker 1: Here, dude. Yeah, I mean she's fucked up here. Yeah,
and they I don't remember exactly what they do on SmackDown,
but obviously she's okay for the pay per view.
Speaker 2: So well, now it's time for the main event. British
Bulldog and Valvenus. What versus the Rock and Sock connection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's a regular tag team match. Here they
recap vallin Bulldog jumping Mankind earlier. Bulldog will face the
Rocket no mercy and Valvenus faces Mankind and Mankind speaking
of brings out the big tray of dog shit.
Speaker 2: Dude, Holy fuck Mankind walking out with the big tray
of dog shit is nuts. Thirty five thousand people Georgia Dome.
Mankind walks out with the tray of dog shit.
Speaker 1: He's got the rock and sock jacket on, He's carrying
a big load of dog shit. Just down to the ring, Like,
holy fuck, man.
Speaker 2: And Valvenus and British Bulldog tag team in the main
event of the thirty five thousand attendance Georgia Dumb Show.
Speaker 1: Wow, they could legit do whatever they wanted, dude, Like
they could have fucking had no matches on this show
and it still would have sold out the same.
Speaker 2: Michael Cole says, Rock asks Mankind to pick up the doodoo.
Speaker 1: Dude, Michael Cole like was given a heroic task being
the dog poopman.
Speaker 2: He does a great job. He does a great job.
Speaker 1: It is fucking legendary. What happens here tonight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it zooms in on the dog shit right
before Rock makes his entrance. That was a great shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking funny as hell.
Speaker 2: The Rock and Mankind clean house here or Valvenus pulls
Mankind out of the ring and tries to line them
into the dog poop, but it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: They legit do no rope barbier spots with dog shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't just ignore the big tray of
dog shit.
Speaker 1: Like unbelievable, no rope dog shit. Man, these guys like
this is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, dude, Venus and Bulldog cut the ring off.
They get some heat on Mankind here. Mankind gets a
quick pin tags into the Rock.
Speaker 1: Rock comes in. I mean the crowd is he is.
Speaker 2: They're waiting over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he is super over.
Speaker 2: They're waiting since they heard him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Or not. I don't know.
Speaker 2: So British Bulldog tags in and Rock almost hits him
with the rock bottom, but Venus breaks it up and
they stomp out the rock. That's fucking insane to see
by the way, Valvenus and British bulldogs stomping out the rock.
Speaker 1: This is the two man four trip of ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Thirty five thousand people are watching valve Venus and the
British bulldog stomp out the rock. Holy fuck.
Speaker 1: They could do anything they want.
Speaker 2: Just like the entire of this match is like a
fever dream minut.
Speaker 1: It's just it's one very specific era of WWF like
this Valvenus British Bulldog thing. Legit is like a three
month endeavor.
Speaker 2: Well, Mankind and Bulldog both tag in. Mankind backs him
down to the corner with punches. Here Venus tries to
come help, but Mankind mule kicks them. That hits a
meeting of the mines.
Speaker 1: Low, I mean full and low blow earl is the
most I don't fucking I didn't see that referee of
all time.
Speaker 2: Well, there's dog shit out here, Like, I can't call
the match. There's dog shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Cole says that stuff a ringside stinks that's
that dog dude, that's of God. That's exactly how he says.
Speaker 2: See Michael Cole, like the moon and the Sun, all
the planets they aligned for this moment to happen. Like,
I don't I love JR. But I don't know if
JR and Jerry the King Lawler would have been able
to do what Michael Cole did here. Michael Call was
so into this between the Dodo and the dog dude
and the final call here. I mean, he was the
perfect guy for the dog shit match.
Speaker 1: Like this solidified him a lifetime job.
Speaker 2: When they keep renewing his contract, there's a note that
always says right below his evaluation, he was the dog
poop guy.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, gotta fucking give another ten. Goddamn lock him in.
Speaker 2: So Mankind goes to do soco, but instead of reaching
down his pants, he reaches down Valvenus's trunks and pulls
out Rocko.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Valvinus, of course stole Rocko, which was a
gift from Mankind. He stolen He's kept the nearest cock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Mankind has the Roco. He chases Valvenus out
of the match.
Speaker 1: They have to both skip over the dog shit to
get up the ramp and he, I mean mankind chases
him so crazy with his hand in the air with
rocco or socco whatever the fuck. Just ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he chases him up the ramp. Rock then
grabs the plate of dog shit. This is so funny.
This is so funny, Like well, squat Rock casts to
go over to the dog shit, grab it and then
put it in the ring.
Speaker 1: Like set up the dog shit spot. This is ship deathmatch.
Speaker 2: So Rock has this big plate of shit. Has anyone
ever talked about this match?
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm sure. Oh you mean the guys?
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, like ever talked about the dog ship
man do a right? Yeah, I'd love to see like
an excerpt from like man having to put together the
dog shit match. Yeah, sir Rock has this big plate
of dog ship the dog do He puts it in
the ring. Rock grabs the British Bulldog. He loads him
up for the rock Bottom. He turns him around, rock
Bottom straight into the dog poop.
Speaker 1: No, rock Bottom, No, not in the dog poop.
Speaker 2: He did the dog poop, the dog poop, the dog poop,
rock Bottom into the dog pop. He goes on for
what seems like forever, it is so funny.
Speaker 1: The greatest call someone could possibly have ever had with
something involving dog shit, man, the dog poop, the dog.
I like have remembered that since I was a fucking child,
the dog poop repeated at nauseum like it's fitting stuck
in my head ever since. It's like it's insane.
Speaker 2: Rock Bottom into the dog poop, the dog poop, poop,
the dog. Rock Bottom, dog.
Speaker 1: Poop didn't even better than what I forget. Rock goes
for the people's elbow.
Speaker 2: Dude, I love the way he did this too. Rock
goes for the people's elbow, but British bulldog rolls over
and when he gets to the point of contact for
the people's elbow, he looks down there is dog shit
all over the ground and all over the British bulldog.
So instead he walks over to the top rope poses
and they hit his music. Oh my god, so he
wins too, two matches back to back of the fucking finish.
Speaker 1: It's going on here.
Speaker 2: Rock probably said, I am not pinning that guy.
Speaker 1: Also, he goes up to do the pose and he
does the smell of the air and then he looks
grossed out steaky well the dog poop was not the
end of the show.
Speaker 2: James, No, there was actually more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: Austin's walking around backstage because uh, he just is, and
then Triple H clips him. He fucking jumps them, starts
stomping his ass out. They go back and forth. Here
Austin throws him into a door, which he goes through
and Triple H lands on the floor and he says,
take down, you, son of a bitch, and then all
of a sudden, you hear the sound of a rattlesnake,
and Triple H looks over and they show a big
ass rattlesnake. Austin closes the door. Game over exactly what
this fucking was, dude, Yeah, really, The last thing you
see is the door closed and Triple H yelling no,
and the show ends.
Speaker 2: James Wan saw this. He said, I'm locked in. I
have an idea, and then that's when he put the
ship in the toilet in the cell room.
Speaker 1: We actually do watch the follow up through this episode,
which is SmackDown, which is uh the episode where Triple
H comes out implying that he was bit by the
rattlesnake and he's going to retire his face as all
fucked up. You can check that out in the archives.
But yeah, so we've reviewed that. All that fucking shit there,
and uh, the dog poop Man, the dog poop, the
dog poop, I will uh, I will never until the
day I die. Ever forget the Michael Cole call of
the dog poop, the dog poop, it lives forever.
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for WBF raw is War for
October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. And now it's time for.
Speaker 1: The main event.
Speaker 2: Let's read some fucking names. All right, welcome to the
main event. It's time to read those names. Patreon Name segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goddamn names. Got a lot of the names, and
there has been a lot of fucking names here and uh,
just the words of the wise. If your name hasn't
been read yet, don't worry. More than likely it's just
there's a lot of names and we'll get there.
Speaker 2: Starting in the five dollar tier. Lewis English James d Nizzle,
a life sized cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito scratching his ass.
Speaker 1: Was that the guy from the Baldies.
Speaker 2: My next blind, my balls, slap my thighs when I
walk like Kent Takobashi versus Kinske Sasaki in the Tokyo done.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's fucking horrifying.
Speaker 2: John Miller put six Pock in a team with Trent seven.
Call them Trent Pock, no El he Odell, Chris.
Speaker 1: P Cocker ooh, Chris Py Cocker.
Speaker 2: Logan Wilson, Chicken fam Enrique Chris O'Neill calling my wife
Linda Ellerbe because of the boys.
Speaker 1: I assum is her first name, Linda? Or are you
just sucking caller? It just for fun?
Speaker 2: The big stupid Jared Schmuck, Mick Wisen, Jamal Hunter, NBA
Dunk Contest participant, Jace Richard's son.
Speaker 1: You think he has a cluely has a different life
over here at all.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I mean he probably wakes up
in a cold sweat sometimes he's not sure why, but
one day he'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Scott Matthias, Lance Dixon Dixon what l he o day?
Doctor Lawrence Gordon.
Speaker 7: Junior oh one of Jigsaw's apprentices, and Tonio Flores, Mike
Sean posad Waylon Howard, Michael Davilliar.
Speaker 2: It's me, It's me, it's ass neck balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, there they are. I fucking was waiting for
us neck balls to be here.
Speaker 2: Ten dollars tier. Hey, Johnny, I'm going to Philadelphia next
weekend to watch the Eagles play. Oh wait, never mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's ridiculous. There's fucking football season's done. We're watching
the Fills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go watch the Fills lose.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did you say? Fuck you man? Your team's getting
all suspended for fighting. Funk you.
Speaker 2: We won the fight and we won the game. Yeah,
ray lef Cody Murshawan Joey, the Tricky, Chris Getchel, Dude,
I'm ah in your mouth, Fido Latrelle firefly, can you
shine your light now? I love your ways because they're
just like Chase Richards.
Speaker 1: He is not a firefly in my life.
Speaker 2: Doctor Richard Strocher, PhD.
Speaker 1: Of morning Wood College. Ah, doctor Dick Stroker from Dick College.
I say you guys could just be blunt. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck Strocher?
Speaker 1: I guess it's supposed to be Stroker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just say cock.
Speaker 1: That's trying to be clever, you know, trying to give
you something to think about.
Speaker 2: Team Janner Tiger style X. I believe in Sareism. What
if I don't want to be in the main event.
No one ever asked me if I wanted to be
a main eventor call me a jobber.
Speaker 1: We did the fucking Russo we're pushing the mid card
acts in the main event and you have no choice.
Speaker 2: Gang Girlson, I'm not showing up.
Speaker 1: This time. It works though, because we love it here.
Speaker 2: Joseph Ricard, Caleb Robinson, Presto Kappa. Hey, Johnny, it's TNA's hometown. Man.
I was wondering if there's anything fun to do in
your hometown.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: No, not at all, not at all. There's nothing fun
to do, so you should all stop asking. Christian V
the Bean kicked in Ah shit, Big Squirt ninety seven,
Chris Noiola, Ruby June Rookie three, Daniel Romeo, Alexander pixelated rabbit.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't see it's so pixelated.
Speaker 2: Noah, John Casey, seize the means of production. Brother, give
me that cock meat sandwich with the marin era.
Speaker 1: I've heard the cock meat sandwiches low calories.
Speaker 2: Uncle, Yeah, Stan Hansen, Holy shitz it. Billy Reeves, b
Boo Bob dubop.
Speaker 1: Ski Bob do Bob do.
Speaker 2: Be Bopa do bop b Bob ampotent tree Food, Jess
h three, Joel Very, Aiden Owens, Ryan Mendoza, Wyatt, Crusty
j hitting Johnny with the overdrive, the long way, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Spreading my ass cheeks and farting right in your mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Currently blasting the no Way Jose theme as I hunt
my girlfriend Sloppy Chase Richard's son style.
Speaker 1: Jose, Dude, no Joy has come up way too many
times in my life. This week it came up like
six times on my the fucking mind you have recording
now it's on here.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even tell you what that theme song sounds like.
Speaker 1: No Way Ose.
Speaker 2: Oh, I do remember that. I do remember that, wow
and hadle the people with them. Congrats on the sex.
Speaker 1: Elephant six.
Speaker 2: I got nothing this week. I just hope the boys
and all the dippers are doing good. Love you all.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's fucking great. I love that. Yeah, thank you,
Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing well too. Yeah, right back at you,
Finrod Stuart a j C. Yeah, call her Sloppenheimer the
way she drops bomb head.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: This is for my buddy, Aiden. I know you're listening.
You fuck her. You are officially uninvited for my kick
ass Red Lobster birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh man, no, I don't like that. Come on, get
back together, boys like have a fuck do the Hogan
macho handshake, Like, let's rekindle this friendship.
Speaker 2: Said no, unlimited Shrimp.
Speaker 1: That sucks man, Red Lobster, they got that.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Chris Love Dennis Am, I you know the
camera's on, so I had asked myself. Camera's been on
the whole time.
Speaker 1: Huh that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Anna huax Sandez nice cam the Sean Flair. I'm sorry,
I love you spot except it's James saying odd dude
before hitting Johnny with the Clyde frog splash.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that to me, would you?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? No, odd dude.
Speaker 1: Yum cyboard for life.
Speaker 2: Green dust is my sleep paralysis demon? Oh tell DC,
Robbie Wan Johnny looks like a horse. Bro.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're off the fucking list.
Speaker 2: Vince Belica, Dick Doug Cock shut so.
Speaker 1: Dude, Wow, no fucking Fixen's just the plain old DTCJ.
Speaker 2: No fixes at all on that one. Please, ma'am gonna
kick you in the balls, King of Hot Soup style,
don't do that. Seven DM Santos hitting Johnny with nothing
because he did nothing wrong, but hitting James with the
overdrive go birds.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is great, great.
Speaker 2: Yum, James would say, odd, dude, mert Man and Craig Pearson,
what's a brother, got a dude to get some jack
around here? Dude, bro, all we do in hell is
played wwf attitude.
Speaker 1: God damn that sucks. Poopy fart, Mico, you just got
to visits for yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm Almo with some integrity of these names.
Speaker 3: Poopy far boop yay, Sean three sixteen zero it Mike
Baba guard doesn't like jarbonies.
Speaker 4: Oh wowither Die, Sean Green, Cameron Brown, Brandon Aguar Troy.
Speaker 1: Oh that fucking give me an exact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a lot. Sorry, Hey say hello Richard's son.
Speaker 1: No, Scott, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, yeah, the whole fen rito Yeah yeah yeah.
David Ryles, Dudelee, Mick Brodia.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a pretty cool name.
Speaker 2: Kieran Norman. Norman is ever truly good. Norman is never
truly Kieran. Yeah, the one responsible for raising that piece
of ship. Jungle Boy.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, we like jungle Boy, Ash.
Speaker 2: Nick Gordon, Christian Rivera Pablo. I was watching a w
with my son. He asked, why is MJF so mean?
He should be friends with the other wrestlers. He's thirty
seven years old. Buffs nine oh seven booking Johnny in
a three Stages of Steve match with Steve Borden, Steve
Hickinbottom and Steve.
Speaker 1: Not Steve hack Bottle. That's the worst of the Budge.
Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars Tier Callum Monley, Pottsville Maroons rule Fuck the
Eagles and the Panthers.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fucking crazy. What the fuck are the Pottsville Maroons?
Your team don't have enough info? Yeah, just by the fault.
Fuck you and your team and they suck ass. I'm
sure Dame's Jarnell.
Speaker 2: She's three on my d till I get the tables,
Oly shit Pussy, the clin Vgina.
Speaker 1: Oh, Fuzzy style it there, Trey.
Speaker 2: Boob, Doctor Dick the Cop, Johnson Dash Peter Son No.
Uh sixty dollars annual. Thank you for having me. It's
great to be here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's great to have you. What the hell?
And the new.
Speaker 2: Champion Patreon seventy seven seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Seven seven seven seven.
Speaker 2: I used my inheritance to become Patreon champion and get
an NL tattoo.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, this dude did get an n L tattoo.
That's really he did. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, should show it
to me.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. Oh fuck off the Yeah, you
can fight it to me later. It's cool.
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, yeah, but dude, fucking super cool. Now, next
you gotta get a Deadlock tattoo. Get that ship popping.
That's gotta go on your ass.
Speaker 2: It's gotta go right across your belly like Ray Mysterios
and that says Richardson.
Speaker 1: No, no, Well, that is it for our show this week.
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Speaker 2: And we will see you next week for another edition
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