1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: Test testicle, Chris, baby testicles? What? No, I'm doing plosives. 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 2: I gotta check the test it's working, Chris, Yes, no, 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:06,839 shut up? 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,279 Speaker 1: Check? Okay, I'm good. All right? Do I sound different? 5 00:00:09,439 --> 00:00:09,519 Speaker 3: No? 6 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,519 Speaker 1: You sound the same. Why are the microphones weird? Why 7 00:00:11,519 --> 00:00:12,320 are they so smelly? 8 00:00:12,439 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 4: I had to get them from heaven and they searched me, 9 00:00:15,839 --> 00:00:17,320 so I had to be creative with them. 10 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:19,039 Speaker 2: You had to put them up your butt? Yes, for 11 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,960 the cavity? Yes, god, they smell awful, Chris, are terrible? 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 1: Well you to. 13 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 2: We're gonna have to replace all sixteen microphones that you 14 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:25,559 stuck up your ass. 15 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: How did you even fit that many of them? 16 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 4: They're said to put the bikes in the cavity. I 17 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,920 thought that was implied. 18 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 2: Well, I'm missing like fifty feet of excel R cables 19 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,000 that's still up there. 20 00:00:33,759 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: Oh yep, that's where it was. All right, let's get sorted. 21 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,039 I'll cut all this, I'll cut all this bullshit. Yeah. Ready, Hey, 22 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:43,000 good morning for Hell. 23 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 4: Let's be Clayton and I'm Chris, and I'm dead and 24 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,799 my eternal punishment is to record this podcast where we 25 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,320 interview everyone in hell. 26 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: Everybody in Hell, and we're back and we got a 27 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,679 new theme song. 28 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: Ooh, it sounds good, doesn't it sound good? Chris? 29 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 4: It sounds delicious. That was a weird way to describe it. 30 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,840 I wouldn't describe sound as delicious. That's no, you're you're 31 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,359 creating the audience out already. Sorry, I'm a little russy. 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,680 It's been over two years since we recorded. 33 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: That's right. 34 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 2: We were up in heaven well for a bit. Yeah, 35 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,959 well we'll just leave that in the past. Okay, how 36 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,359 about that, Chris. You know, well, let's just do a reset. Okay, 37 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,959 you know, it's good morning from Hell. It's Chris, It's Clayton. 38 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,719 We're interviewing everybody in Hell. I got a secret mission. 39 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,719 Speaker 1: And then what you have a what what the secret mission? 40 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. But hey, we're back. 41 00:01:28,439 --> 00:01:29,599 We're redder than ever, am I? 42 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: Right? Chris? Yeah, you are red, and you know I'm 43 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:34,719 a bit sunburned. No, no, no, no, no, we are 44 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,040 in the red. We are in debt. Yeah. Yeah, well, 45 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:40,920 I mean we got a Hatreon because we need money. 46 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,400 Oh yeah, not just a normal patreon. We hate it. 47 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're calling it Hatreon. Six dollars and sixty six cents. 48 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,719 That's the only tier we have. 49 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,159 Speaker 1: I think. 50 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, Chris, I'm gonna make it an 51 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:54,879 official order. What We're gonna add a sixty six dollars 52 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,640 and sixty six cent tier. But why oh, because you 53 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,120 know people want to give us money and whatever, give 54 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,040 us sixty dollars more than six six. 55 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,359 Speaker 1: Sixpence and there's no benefit to this. 56 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 2: There's no benefit or all you get nothing different. You 57 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:06,760 just spend sixty extra dollars. 58 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,439 Speaker 1: What a deal. 59 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 4: I mean, if money's the root of all evil, hey, 60 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,280 maybe you have a better chance to get in heaven. 61 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: There you go. We also got merch. But enough about 62 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:15,240 that stuff. 63 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,159 Speaker 2: Okay, I want to get back to the core of 64 00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:20,240 what the show is, and that's bringing on crazy guests 65 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:22,439 that live down here in hell. And you know, we're 66 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:25,280 restarting the podcast where we were starting a new business. 67 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,680 You know, I was like, we should get like someone 68 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,960 that's like good at starting stuff, right, like a founding father. 69 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: Uh huh oh, which one guess? Well, Hamilton? No, why 70 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:38,759 would I pick Hamilton? 71 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 2: He's got it like you would you, lind Manuel Miranda 72 00:02:41,159 --> 00:02:43,159 is gonna start rapping for us and stuff the talk 73 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:45,360 wrap that everybody hates that they keep putting in Disney movies. 74 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:46,479 Speaker 1: Fuck that guy. 75 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 2: Whoy well speak of the double there he is just 76 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:49,759 been Franklin. 77 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: Benjamin, hi all, good, good to see you guys. What's 78 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,000 going on? Oh ben chest bump, Ben there we go. 79 00:02:57,439 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I'm a Philly boy. I 80 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,039 am not one of these Virginia fuckers. I cannot stand 81 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:06,080 this heat and the humidity is fucking brutal in this place. 82 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 4: Man. 83 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty hot. But hey man, you you 84 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,280 do it well. You looking sweaty, you looking slick. 85 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: That's my look. 86 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:13,159 Speaker 3: Man. 87 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: I never went for the powdered wing thing. Man. 88 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 3: I always just rocked it natural, you know what I mean. 89 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,960 I had the confidence. You got to project that. 90 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to skull it, bro. You had like 91 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,439 like bald but long ass hair. It was a weird look, 92 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:27,000 but hey man, it worked for Hogan, worked for you. 93 00:03:27,319 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 3: I'm the original. I put the mail in male pattern baldness, man, 94 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:32,240 that was my thing. 95 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, brother, yeah yeah. 96 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:39,639 Speaker 4: So yeah, you invented a lot of things, and including America. 97 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean. 98 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 3: Absolutely America, Jesus, Jesus ships, all of them. 99 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: I invented everything, name something I'll tell you if I 100 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,080 invented or not. Uh oh my god, vamping. Yeah, I 101 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:54,639 invented that man, that was me originally. I'm the one 102 00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:57,520 who did that. That's awesome, that's so sick. 103 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,599 Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean we just wanted to bring you on because, 104 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,919 you know, like, give us some tips, bro, give us 105 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,080 some pointers, like how do we how do we start 106 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:04,599 this thing? 107 00:04:04,719 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: What do we do? Yeah? How do we grow? Yeah? 108 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,400 What do we do? Guys? 109 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 3: I've always been a progressive guy, right, sure? You know, 110 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,000 I know you guys said founding father in the intro here. 111 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,439 I prefer to think of myself as a founding daddy. 112 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 4: Nice. Uh, Ben daddy has a different kind of like 113 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,199 connotation than father, you know. 114 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:26,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, He'll say, Chris, you you making beef with Ben Franklin. 115 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:29,519 Founding daddy, Bro. 116 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,319 Speaker 4: I mean, I just don't know if you know that 117 00:04:31,399 --> 00:04:33,800 it's like a sexual thing. Do I know it's a 118 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,639 sexual thing. I know it's a sexual thing. Chris, you 119 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,279 know who you're talking to. I mean, what were they 120 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,720 printing in your history books? 121 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: Chris? Do you know anything about Ben Franklin? Well, yeah, Clayton, 122 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:44,040 give him the resume. 123 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 2: Founding Daddy. Founding Daddy all right, he like fucked his 124 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,600 way through Europe. He fucked his way through Frank. Hell, 125 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,879 you like signed a bunch of bullshit, But who fucking 126 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,920 cares because you had like fifteen illegitimate kids. 127 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,519 Speaker 3: Wait, so how many kids did you have illegitimately allegedly? 128 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,279 Come on, let's go, let's not come on, it's not 129 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,279 going to that. You know, there's only so many benjamins 130 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:03,720 to go around. Let's put it that way, am I? 131 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 1: Right? Guys? That's right? Yeah. 132 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,959 Speaker 2: I remember you having like a bunch of pseudonyms, which 133 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,199 I thought was like sick. You know, they're like alter 134 00:05:11,319 --> 00:05:14,480 egos like Batman, Bruce Wayne, but you're like poor Richard 135 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,560 and like silence do good, Like what's up with that? 136 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:17,079 Speaker 3: Yeah? 137 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: I think a lot of those got lost of translation. 138 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 3: Honestly, Poor Richard actually started off as broke Dick because, 139 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,759 as you said, I banged my way across France, you know, 140 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:26,199 to pore up the equipment. 141 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: Am I right? 142 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 3: Clayton, oh Man, that pipe is leaking, but you know 143 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:32,600 it's still working strong, oh Man. The life of a 144 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:34,639 diplomat back in the days, Man, I gotta tell you, 145 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,000 I live the life, buddy. 146 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: It was great. 147 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 4: So I just want to get some historical context. You know, 148 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:42,160 you were born in I think Boston, and then you 149 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,120 went to London to be a diplomat. Right, yeah, how 150 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,160 did you get into politics? It's called playing both sides, Chris. 151 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,639 There's always opportunity. Wherever there's conflict, there's opportunity. 152 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,199 Speaker 1: Right. So you got the columnists, huh, they're getting all 153 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:54,879 fucking up. Andy. 154 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: You know we're causing trouble because we're Rennegades, we're rebels, right, Yeah, 155 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,199 so we go. 156 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: Over to London. You know, they're looking for a way out. 157 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,399 They want a solution. 158 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, go over there, grease some palms, you know, talk 159 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:08,240 some sweetnesses, some people's ears. It's a great fucking time. 160 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,240 They have to come on their side, come back to 161 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:14,720 the US. Fuck it, guess what revolution boom there was. 162 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,639 That's the way it works, Pou. 163 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,399 Speaker 2: It's like a sun Zoo couldn't even set it better himself. 164 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:21,600 That guy's a pussy compared to you, bro. 165 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: It's awesome. Yeah. 166 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,319 Speaker 3: I don't know who that is exactly, but uh yeah, 167 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,480 I'm way better than that guy. 168 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,079 Speaker 4: But I mean you came back and you were like 169 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,480 fired up with the spirit of freedom and starting American revolution. 170 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 1: Right, I mean, yeah, blah blah blah. 171 00:06:34,399 --> 00:06:37,879 Speaker 4: Well it wasn't just about you know, having a good time, right, well, yeah, 172 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,040 I mean also, you know, we had to throw off 173 00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:42,079 the fucking mantle of taxes, am I right? 174 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 3: That was getting brutal. I mean they were getting crazy. 175 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:46,199 They were taking all of our money. Like, who's growing 176 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,720 the tobacco in this relationship? 177 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: That's us? Then they take all of our fucking money away, pal. 178 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, And of course you know you're throwing stuff like, 179 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,879 you know, liberty and free speech and all that stuff, 180 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:56,319 But really the taxes was the. 181 00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:59,519 Speaker 2: Big deal, right yeah, right, right, what's up with all 182 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,800 that tea? You know, get it out of here, throw 183 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,720 it into the river. Who fucking cares? 184 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:07,079 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, Thank Clayton understands. He gets it. Man. 185 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 3: You can't just listen, you can't charge people taxes for 186 00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:12,920 stuff they're using every single day. 187 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:13,319 Speaker 1: Right. 188 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:16,959 Speaker 3: If you want people to operate in an efficient manner, 189 00:07:17,399 --> 00:07:20,199 gotta give him the power to do what you fucking 190 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:22,519 pay him to do, what you send him halfway across 191 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,879 the world to do, Am I right? 192 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: Leave us the fuck alone. That's right. He's like, dude, 193 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:30,600 he's like the og sovereign citizen. Right, that's exactly right, 194 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,399 Thank you, Clayton. 195 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 4: So, I guess it's like you came back to America 196 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:36,759 after being a London diplomat. What did you do to 197 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:38,000 start the revolution? 198 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,639 Speaker 1: Like? How did you get everyone all fired up? 199 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 3: Listen, A lot of things got cut. We all got 200 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,000 in this room. It was sweaty as hell. Everybody wanted 201 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,040 to get the hell out of there. 202 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,319 Speaker 1: By three o'clock every day, So you know, some things 203 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:48,839 get lost. 204 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 3: Me personally, I feel like they left a lot of 205 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,759 my best material on the table. You talk about the revolution, 206 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:59,279 Uh huh, sexual revolution, That's what I was pushing for. Ah, right, 207 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:05,720 about freedom, I'm talking Laise Fair. I'm talking about sexual freedom. 208 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, free love, that's the free I'm talking about. I 209 00:08:09,079 --> 00:08:09,959 did hear a rumor. 210 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:13,319 Speaker 2: I heard that the United States was originally supposed to 211 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,839 be like the first nudiest country, like enforced by law. 212 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,399 Speaker 1: Everyone's swinging dick and booby. 213 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,959 Speaker 3: You're exactly right, Clayton, no clothes, no morals, this religion stuff, 214 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,360 Get the fuck out of here with that. 215 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: We crossed half of a fucking notion in. 216 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 3: Order to get over here, to get away from religion, 217 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,800 and now we're gonna put it back into our documents. 218 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here, No way. 219 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 3: I wanted to get that stuff out immediately, out immediately. 220 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 221 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 2: You know what, I heard something that really pissed me 222 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,799 off the other day. Oh, it boiled my blood even 223 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,200 more than usual. So whenever you look at a painting 224 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,639 of you, you know, like you're son of the Degression 225 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,960 of Independence, or you're at some fucking fancy schmancy meeting. 226 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,399 Speaker 1: With powder wwigs. 227 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:49,879 Speaker 4: Uh huh. 228 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,639 Speaker 2: I heard you were naked at every one of those 229 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:53,240 meetings and they painted clothes on you. 230 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: Bro. Do you believe that? It's a fucking tragedy, That's 231 00:08:57,039 --> 00:08:59,039 all I gotta say. It's a tragedy. Look, if you 232 00:08:59,080 --> 00:08:59,840 could rock this. 233 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 3: Bla with confidence, right, I'm as dowey as they come. Yeah, 234 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,960 I got a nice clean scalp ye long hair on 235 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:09,919 the sides. If I'm rocking that with confidence, how can 236 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:14,519 you possibly paint a fucking half knickers on me, a 237 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,600 little bodice and a powdered wig? 238 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: Who are you? Who are you? 239 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:20,279 Speaker 2: Who do you think you are? You could do that 240 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,440 to me? Give me a break, wile they just didn't 241 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,360 want to show your third leg, Am. I right, you know, 242 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,039 that's exactly right, Clayton, That's exactly right. They did not 243 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,279 want to show poor Richard. 244 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:34,039 Speaker 1: Oh so that's that's where the name comes from. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 4: So the phrase at Apple Day keeps the doctor away, 246 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,919 that was you right, absolutely, that's a banger. Listen, you 247 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,519 guys got social media today. We did not have that 248 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:44,240 back in the day. We did not have that kind 249 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:44,480 of thing. 250 00:09:44,639 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we had pamphlets. 251 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,759 Speaker 3: Thomas Payne, he kicked ass at the pamphlets I got admit, 252 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:53,200 he was great at it. Right, Yeah, you got a 253 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,639 printing preass and a reef of paper. You were a. 254 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: Fucking king back in those days. 255 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:01,759 Speaker 3: We were the original influence apple A day keeps the 256 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:05,039 doctor away. Floating keys on kites. I don't even know 257 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,480 what I was trying to do that day. I was 258 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,360 just trying to keep my kid busy that day. 259 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, So what was up with that key thing? 260 00:10:10,519 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 2: You know, you were out in the storm and you're 261 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,519 flying a kite and it's got like a key on 262 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,159 it or something like that. 263 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 4: It was a scientific experiment, you know about electricity ience. 264 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: What is that? It's ben tell us what was going on? 265 00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:22,480 What was happening on that day. 266 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,519 Speaker 3: Here's the deal, right, we all wanted electricity, we didn't 267 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,519 know how to get it. There's lightning in the sky. 268 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,120 I figure, I gotta harness this in some way. Okay, 269 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,039 So I thought, what attracts lightning? 270 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 1: Uh huh? Trees? 271 00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 3: Right? 272 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,799 Speaker 1: Okay? Sure, yeah, yeah, I'm following. 273 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 3: What's a kite made out of made out of paper? 274 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,320 So let's float the fucking kite with paper up there. 275 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,440 The lightning will hit the kite with paper. Didn't work. 276 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,720 What's the next thing? Lightning hits. 277 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 1: Metal metal churches? You're exactly right. 278 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,799 Speaker 3: Oh, there's a lot of metal in churches, right that 279 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,840 crosses at the top. They got medaling them. So I decided, hey, 280 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,519 let's float a key up there. Put the kite with 281 00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:05,360 the paper made out of wood, the key made out 282 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,879 of metal, Bang lightning. Of course, I wasn't gonna do 283 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,759 that myself. I sent my kid out to do it first. 284 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,559 You know, I got an afternoon off, he had something 285 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,960 to do. And everything turned out fine. Oh the problem 286 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,799 was lightning hit the kid. He got a little zapped. 287 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,039 No big deal. Didn't really work out a way to 288 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,759 capture the lightning though and keep the electricity. But I 289 00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,679 proved it could be done. I think that's the important thing. 290 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,840 And your kid is totally fine. I mean as far 291 00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:29,320 as kids go. 292 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fine. Yeah, I mean he's got like what 293 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,799 fourteen fifteen to go around. He's there. They're fine, they're fine. 294 00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:35,919 Who cares? Who's keeping track? After a while? Man, you 295 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,159 fucking lose count, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, they're 296 00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:38,600 all the same. 297 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:40,840 Speaker 3: You get one out, one gets hit by lightning, you know, 298 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,720 one gets buried in your yard in London. 299 00:11:42,799 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 1: Things happen. What are you gonna do? Wait? What? Yeah? 300 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:48,000 What was that? Well, you know, put yourself in my shoes. 301 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:48,679 Uh huh. 302 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 3: You go from the colonies, you go back to London. 303 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,159 You're in London, okay. You have meetings to like four, 304 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:56,120 four to three. They drink a lot of tea in London. 305 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,679 They take a lot of breaks. You're bored. But then 306 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,320 you're at home you're doing nothing. Of course, you bury 307 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,480 like fifteen sixteen bodies in your garden. 308 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: That's what you do, right what? Oh you guys are 309 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,159 on my side with that? U? This is this news 310 00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:12,840 to me. I'm sorry I didn't hear about the bodies been. 311 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,799 Speaker 3: Oh good, I'm glad. I'm glad you hear about it. 312 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:18,360 We took we hit him pretty well. It was a 313 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:20,039 little hole that we had in the garden, a little 314 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,600 secret room down there in the loney. It actually wasn't me. 315 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,039 It was a bunch of dead bodies. I was holding 316 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,399 for a friend of mine. Oh, I had this land lady. 317 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,480 She had a son. He was very into anatomy. I 318 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:33,759 mean Clayton. I was very into anatomy myself. You know 319 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:36,559 what I'm talking about. But I had a different methodology there. 320 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,840 So he was a curious kid. I thought, you know what, 321 00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:41,840 I want to encourage this kid. I want to get 322 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:44,759 him into science. I had already electrocuted one of my 323 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:47,240 own kids. I thought, I gotta take a different. 324 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,639 Speaker 1: Approach on this. 325 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:49,759 Speaker 3: So I thought, okay, what do you want to do. 326 00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:52,519 What are you interested in? He said, I'm interested in medicine. 327 00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:57,240 I'm interested in anatomy. I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. 328 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,759 I don't even know Thomas Jefferson. 329 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:00,639 Speaker 1: He was the Latin guy. That guy I would fucking 330 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,480 talk and at the drop of a hat, he just 331 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:05,000 do it to show off. Anyway, we didn't know a 332 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,159 lot about it at the time. 333 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:09,559 Speaker 3: So I said, hey, you know this apartment, it's between 334 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,919 a couple of graveyards. There's a more nearby. Maybe you 335 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:16,399 could steal some bodies, study them, and then just you know, 336 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,159 bury him in the garden as one does. 337 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 1: Okay, this is okay, I just looked this up. This 338 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,720 is real. Yeah, of course it's real. That's uh. Who 339 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,440 its news to me. You've been be a wild man, Ben, 340 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,519 And they were just dead bodies. Yeah. 341 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 3: Well, Chris, you know, it's another thing that I invented 342 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,960 public relations, my friends. You know, not everything makes it 343 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,919 into the history books. 344 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah. 345 00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,559 Speaker 2: And to be clear, Ben, you know, I'm really I'm 346 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,919 really throwing out a life raft here. 347 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 1: Uh. They were dead when you found. 348 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:51,039 Speaker 3: Them, right, I mean, they were declared dead. How does 349 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,080 that sound? Is that a nice way to say that 350 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,240 We're listen, guys. Yeah, it was a different time. Okay, 351 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,039 it was a different time. 352 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, but different time, different time. Well yeah, yeah, of course, 353 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:02,440 of course, of course. Okay, it's cool man, It wasn't 354 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,840 that different of a time. 355 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:05,120 Speaker 1: Chris, Just move on to the next question. 356 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, Wait, hold up, is that your eyes 357 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,919 and ears do not deceive you? 358 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: Chris? That is indeed a bird. It's the money bird. 359 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 2: Because we're about to talk about our sponsors this week. 360 00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:20,240 This show is sponsored by Better Help. Hey, Chris, you 361 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,440 look a little down in the dumps. 362 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,639 Speaker 1: You look a little set. Yeah, okay, buddy, I am 363 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,919 a little sad. Well what's going on? 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Yeah, I heard 456 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:09,039 you created like bifocals, Like tell us about all that stuff? 457 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 3: Well, okay, first we had the monofocal, right, that's the 458 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,200 one less right? 459 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,039 Speaker 1: Where do you go from there? Where do you go 460 00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:15,920 from there? Two? 461 00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 3: Buy focals? Yeah, tryfocals, tryfocal. Let me tell you something, man, 462 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,880 we didn't live as long back then. I did not 463 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,720 get to express all of my genius in the focal 464 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,799 industry before I died. It's one of the great regrets 465 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:33,000 of my life. Where I was really going. I was 466 00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:35,440 gonna work my way down through the alphabet until I 467 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,519 get to X focals. 468 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,319 Speaker 1: Would you care to guess what those do? I couldn't 469 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,920 tell you, man, I'm not that bad. Where was it going? 470 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:47,799 Speaker 3: What's the number one deterrent for looking at naked ladies? Uh? 471 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:51,079 Speaker 1: Clothing? Right? Okay, you're with me so far? 472 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,759 Speaker 3: Sure, pair of glasses they look straight through clothing. X 473 00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:59,920 focals don't steal the idea. Guys, don't steal the idea. 474 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,559 Speaker 1: That's so smart. Who wouldn't want a pair of ex vocals? 475 00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 2: I I mean I'd take five, you know, I mean personally, 476 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,319 that sounds like you just sold. You know, if this 477 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,240 is Shark Tank boom, You're I'm investing. That's awesome. 478 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you have literal shark tanks down here, right. 479 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, of course I'm talking about the show. 480 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,920 But I mean, yeah, I know Chris, Chris visits the 481 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,480 Shark Tanks constantly, right, Chris, Yay. 482 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 4: So that was the first place we went to. So 483 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,279 as we got back to do some research on starting 484 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:23,799 a business. 485 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, so tell me, guys, let me ask you guys, 486 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,519 what's your business plan? You guys, you guys came to 487 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,519 the source. I'm one of the original founding fathers started 488 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,079 Banger of a Country. Yep, Hey, Clayton, I'm on the money. 489 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:36,200 I don't need any more. 490 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:36,519 Speaker 1: Brother. 491 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 3: I won't even charge you guys for consulting. Tell me 492 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,680 your business idea. I want to hear it. 493 00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 1: Oh what a steal. 494 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 2: Okay, So Chris, Chris and I podcasting, all right, yeah, podcasting. 495 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,519 Speaker 1: Jesus, Okay, okay, okay, there's not that many in hell. 496 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 2: And then and then we're also like, you know, like merchandise, 497 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,440 like shirts, you know, like a web store, and then 498 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,039 and then a hat Treon you know where people like 499 00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:03,799 send us money for stuff. 500 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, podcasting, an east or merchandise. All right, Just for clarity, huh, 501 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,319 you guys live in two thousand and eight, right, that's 502 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:16,440 where you guys are alive. 503 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 2: Uh last check, I think it's twenty twenty twenty four. 504 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, okay, okay, all right, well I'm sure you 505 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,519 guys will do fight. 506 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:34,079 Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Thanks, you're welcome. You're welcome. Let me give 507 00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:35,559 you an idea. Yeah, this is right off the top 508 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:37,599 of my head here, okay, right out that dome, right 509 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,559 out that that bald dome. 510 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 3: You take your podcast, you go across the Atlantic Ocean, 511 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,680 you go to France. Okay, you go to London. Yeah, 512 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,599 you get a bunch of groupies, right, uh huh. Maybe 513 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,519 one of you catches syphilis. Maybe maybe, Chris. I think 514 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,359 you're you're ripe for that. I think yeah. Share now, Clayton, 515 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,440 just to be clear, he doesn't have to have sex 516 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,839 with anybody in order to get syphilis. 517 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 1: You could just get a jar of it and throw 518 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,759 it in his face. Oh, good to know, Good to know. Okay, 519 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,440 you that for like three or four months. Uh huh. 520 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 3: You come back to the US. Guess what you've got 521 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,279 at that point in time. Guess what you got in 522 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:08,720 your hands. 523 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: I mean a lot of syphilis for sure. 524 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, and a revolution, my friends, a media revolution. Oh, 525 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:22,880 you get five or six thousand backwoods dudes with guns 526 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:25,720 who are mad about the government and taxes, and you 527 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,640 just go hog fucking wild. 528 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,160 Speaker 4: Let me tell you something from experience. That's a party, pal, Chris, 529 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,720 write that down. So write that down, Chris. So just okay, 530 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,079 just get guns, syphilis, guns and syphilis. 531 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,680 Speaker 3: Let me ask you question. I've been to America in 532 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,240 a long time. I haven't been there in a while. 533 00:21:41,519 --> 00:21:44,400 Are there a lot of people who live in the 534 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,480 country with a lot of land, a lot of guns, 535 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,119 and they're really fucking stupid? 536 00:21:50,599 --> 00:21:53,640 Speaker 4: Well, yes, yes, I mean that would be. It hasn't 537 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,599 changed that much. 538 00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:57,759 Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, it sounds like santastic. Those are my boys 539 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,200 fucking go crazy with her. 540 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,759 Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's awesome. All right, we're we're writing this down. 541 00:22:02,839 --> 00:22:05,839 This is good stuff. Okay, you know your face is 542 00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:08,720 on the one hundred dollars bill, So, like, were you 543 00:22:08,799 --> 00:22:10,160 like the one hundredth president? 544 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 1: First of all, let. 545 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:15,319 Speaker 3: Me tell you something. Everyone thinks I'm a president, not 546 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,000 a president. Never was a president. That's by design. 547 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 1: Pal. Listen. 548 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 3: They tried to offer it to me. They said, look, Ben, 549 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:23,640 my friends called me Ben. 550 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,079 Speaker 1: Yeh uh uh huh, presidency. What do you think. 551 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,400 Speaker 3: I was like, no way, man, it's too much responsibility. 552 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,720 Everyone thinks I'm a president. I didn't have to do 553 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:32,519 any of that stuff. 554 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: You know what. I like to say. I got all 555 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,880 of the booty, none of the duty. That's how I like. 556 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,680 That's good stuff. That's good stuff. Hey, you guys want 557 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,079 to write that down, you guys want to hear it 558 00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:46,519 behind the scenes. But the money thing, give us the scoop. Bro, 559 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,079 let's go. 560 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,319 Speaker 3: We're coming up with this money stuff, right. We're not 561 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:51,680 gonna go with the pound fuck that. No, we want 562 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,119 the dollar. So who's gonna go on what? 563 00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: Right? You know what they offered me to begin with, 564 00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:57,079 I don't know coins. 565 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,839 Speaker 3: I don't know a shilling and not even a full shilling, 566 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:02,960 a half shilling. 567 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,519 Speaker 1: I was like, get the hell out of here with that. 568 00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:06,720 You know what I did? I said, put me on 569 00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:07,839 the one hundred dollar bill. 570 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,799 Speaker 3: They said, Ben, uh huh, this is seventeen seventy six. 571 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,440 There is no one hundred dollars. Nobody has one hundred dollars. 572 00:23:16,799 --> 00:23:19,480 But I think about the goddamn future. Who's going to 573 00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:22,559 be using a shilling fifty years, one hundred years from now? 574 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:25,640 Nobody I was thinking ahead. Uh huh, I said, put 575 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,759 me on the hundred thego. We're not even gonna print 576 00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:31,079 that probably for centuries. I'm like, I don't give a shit. 577 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,640 You wait and see. Now, what do you see? Music videos? 578 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,599 Strippers whose name my name all the time? Ben Franklin, everywhere, 579 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,039 who talks about Jefferson, get out of here. Nobody, get 580 00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:46,960 out of here, Nobody, nobody, Lincoln, forget that guy, Johnny 581 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,160 come lately, forget a bottom, No way, Benjamin's that's what 582 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,000 everyone says, Benjamin's. 583 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, oh yeah. 584 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,839 Speaker 4: So the other founding fathers or were they founding Daddy's too, 585 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,000 or was that just you? 586 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, give us a scoop on those dudes. I like 587 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,960 to call them the co founding daddies. 588 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,759 Speaker 3: They were there, they had their little pens in the 589 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:09,319 paper and they had some ideas or whatever. 590 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were even threw them some bones. 591 00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 3: They got to put some stuff in, everybody got to 592 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,000 sign the document. It was a lot of fun and 593 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,640 everybody had a good time. But yeah, we all know 594 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,599 who was really like lifting the heavyweights. 595 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 1: We all know. 596 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,359 Speaker 4: And I just want to clarify it because you did 597 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,759 have a bunch of dead bodies in your backyard. 598 00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:27,279 Speaker 1: You said you threw them bones. 599 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,039 Speaker 3: They were literal bones, right, No, they're not literal bones, Chris. 600 00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:33,400 What do you think I shipped over bones from the 601 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,240 fifty or sixty people, maybe seventy that I killed in 602 00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:37,240 my garden in London. 603 00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,079 Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna do that, think of the shipping 604 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,359 pal Okay. 605 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,319 Speaker 2: So okay, well give us some insight, you know, Like, 606 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,240 what's the delio with John Hancock? Why name's so big? 607 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,799 Why first on the declaration? What's up with that dude? 608 00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:49,200 Did he have to like take a shit or something? 609 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,079 Speaker 1: What an asshole? 610 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 3: Am? 611 00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 1: I right? Just signs his name so gigantic. 612 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,880 Speaker 3: Look, I think the motherfucker couldn't count he knew how 613 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,440 many of us were there. You ever make a poster 614 00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:00,640 and you go to write it, and then the last 615 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,920 five letters you're making super small because you reach the 616 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,240 others the paper. That's that fucking guy. That's what he's like. 617 00:25:06,319 --> 00:25:08,839 He writes his name so goddamn big. The rest of us, 618 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,079 we gotta show up and we gotta squeeze in on 619 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,680 the margins because a fucking Hancock get out of here. 620 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,799 You know, Hancock, that's actually a nickname. Hancock, that's mine. 621 00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,480 I came up with that. You know what his real 622 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:19,960 name is? 623 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 1: What? John Greenberg? Greenberg? Greenberg? Yeah, guess what we caught 624 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:32,880 him doing old handcock? Wow? Wow? 625 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 4: I thought you were about the sexual revolution and freedom itself. 626 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you never passed up a chance to give 627 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,839 somebody a good nickname, Chris. I mean, come on, all right, 628 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,839 you know that's fair. Fair's fair, Chris. Let me tell 629 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,440 you something. It's all about showing dominance at all points 630 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,319 in time. That's what people respond to. 631 00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:52,599 Speaker 3: They just want to know that you're confident and you 632 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,680 show dominance. 633 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,440 Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying, Chris? I think so. I 634 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,799 don't think he does. Chris. 635 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,279 Speaker 3: This is why I'm on the highest denied nomination of currency. 636 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,440 This is why this is free information. 637 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: This is gold. 638 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,680 Speaker 3: I'm giving you a gold. This is one hundred dollars 639 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,279 bills lying out of my ass. 640 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,279 Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait, I didn't you literally can do that. 641 00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:19,240 Speaker 2: That's very spending over to the desk right now, and 642 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:21,960 they're just they're flying fast. Wow, it's like one of 643 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,640 those money booths hit the mall, go like, oh my god, 644 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,839 I'm trying to grab them all. But then they're also sticky. 645 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: But this is good. 646 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,599 Speaker 2: We can use this. This is what I'm talking about. 647 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,960 The down payment, that's that's that's very generous. 648 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,400 Speaker 1: Have you been? 649 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 3: Wow, my pleasure? And boys, the syphilis is free. I'm 650 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,119 throwing that in for you. 651 00:26:39,319 --> 00:26:42,599 Speaker 2: Oh god, Chris, graddess, Chris, take my bills. 652 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,279 Speaker 1: Take I'm making a joke there. Obvious. 653 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 4: Obviously I don't have cyppies. Obviously, I don't you know 654 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,720 where that story started. I couldn't imagine I slept with. 655 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 3: These two women in France, uhh, Sylvia and Phyllis, and somehow, 656 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,039 I think it was fucking handcock turned that into I 657 00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:01,240 have syphilis. Somehow I don't have fucking syphilis. No, that's 658 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,519 not how I roll. See that's two women, Chris, two 659 00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:05,519 women at one time. You know what the French call 660 00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:08,559 that shot. They call it a three. 661 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: Oh, you're such a square. You're embarrassing me in front 662 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,559 of Ben. You know. 663 00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:18,279 Speaker 2: It's like I brought my cool friend in here and 664 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:20,960 you're just you're such a square Chris, you could learn 665 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,119 a thing from two for this guy. 666 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,599 Speaker 3: No, No, Chris, don't take that for him. Listen, squares 667 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,200 make the world go round? Do you think I could 668 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:31,480 have gone and been ambassador of France, Ambassaard London possible 669 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,200 serial killer? 670 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,759 Speaker 1: Do you think I could have done all these. 671 00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:37,480 Speaker 3: Things if I didn't have Jefferson back home sitting at 672 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,440 his desk right out all the Declaration of YadA YadA 673 00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:45,599 and the Constitution of the No, I couldn't do that stuff. 674 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,559 Speaker 1: I'd have to do that stuff myself. Man. 675 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,400 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, Chris, people like you, you 676 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,519 make the world go around. You're the real heroes. Chris, 677 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,680 people like you. 678 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:59,559 Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you. I appreciate that. Ben Clayton, I'm 679 00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:00,440 not gonna come to you. 680 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,039 Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is the first comblem that 681 00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:04,559 you've gotten into some time. I'm gonna have to I'll 682 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:05,160 remember this. 683 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,400 Speaker 2: We're gonna have to gen make sure that I, you know, 684 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,000 knock you down a few pegs via pegging. 685 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,759 Speaker 1: So Hey, Clayton, you know, yeah, dorks, Am I right? Dorks? Dorks? 686 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:20,119 Dorks the world go around? Am I right? Get to work, pal? 687 00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 2: You know, Ben, this has been eye opening stuff. I mean, 688 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:26,759 any any last minute bits of advice that you can 689 00:28:26,759 --> 00:28:28,920 give us as we continue on this show and we 690 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,640 start this new you know company fellas. 691 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:36,119 Speaker 3: As you know down here in Hell, there are a 692 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,720 lot of people who did TED talks. Like it's like 693 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:41,079 ninety nine percent of people who did ted talks they're 694 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:41,559 down here. 695 00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:42,119 Speaker 1: Okay. 696 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 3: There's a great one that I love for building an 697 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,480 audience online, how to start a movement right, And I'm 698 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,039 gonna give. 699 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: You my takeaways on that. 700 00:28:50,599 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 3: When you have people who follow you, those first followers, 701 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:55,880 you have to honor them. You have to realize, Yeah, 702 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,680 those first people in your community, they teach other people 703 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:03,799 what it takes to follow you. They are the people 704 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,440 who build the community. And they get up to ten people, 705 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,000 then they get to twenty people, Okay, then they get 706 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:12,240 to one hundred people. That's when the magic starts to happen. Right, 707 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,920 That's when you invite them over to your garden in London. 708 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,880 You can bury all of their bodies in the garden 709 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,559 in London. 710 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,359 Speaker 2: Oh, that is my advice to you. That's wow, And 711 00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:25,160 we got that for free. 712 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:25,440 Speaker 1: Wow. 713 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,839 Speaker 2: Benjamin Franklin, crazy stuff man. Thank you so much for 714 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,559 coming on the show. 715 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,559 Speaker 3: Thanks for having me on, and honestly, I appreciate the 716 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,240 opportunity to set the record straight on me as the 717 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:37,799 founding daddy of America. 718 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:40,079 Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys gave me that opportunity to talk 719 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,200 about that today. I really appreciate it. That's you know, 720 00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:45,039 it was an honor and a privilege. Sir. I'm gonna 721 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:46,680 I'm gonna just stand up and I'm gonna salute you 722 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,880 as you leave the door. 723 00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:52,079 Speaker 4: Chris sum Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a general. 724 00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,599 Speaker 1: You guys want another run at the moneymaker? You want it? 725 00:29:55,079 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 3: There? 726 00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:58,480 Speaker 2: We got another run they got yeah. 727 00:29:58,599 --> 00:30:03,279 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh oh oh, I'll tell you yet. All right, 728 00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:03,920 I'm out of here. 729 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 2: Wow, Chris, Baby, we're back, man. We got we got 730 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,680 some good stuff. We got some good stuff from Ben 731 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,319 Franklin there. 732 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,079 Speaker 1: That's wow. 733 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 2: Wait a second, Yeah, this isn't real money. This is 734 00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:21,079 fake money. Okay, yeah, you know now that I'm looking 735 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,680 at it, it does. This is party city money. Yeah, 736 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,799 son of a bitch, he got us. 737 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,079 Speaker 1: Okay. Well, hey guys, thanks for listening. We're so glad 738 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:28,599 to be back. 739 00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 2: We couldn't be here without you guys, and we're super 740 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,079 excited to see what the future hold for Good Morning 741 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:34,400 from Hell? 742 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: Chris hit it with their socials. Where can they find 743 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,599 us at. 744 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,759 Speaker 4: Morning from Hell anywhere on the internet? And then we 745 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,279 have a YouTube now good Morning from Hell, So looks up. 746 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,759 Speaker 1: We got a website too, right, good Morning from Hell 747 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:46,880 dot Com. It's a thing. 748 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,079 Speaker 2: Now we're gonna have some store stuff. We're gonna be 749 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,559 posting some merge. Hey, future's bright or it's dark for 750 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,480 Chris because. 751 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: He's in Hell. Yeah, and he stuck with me. Yeah, okay, yeah, no, Clayton, 752 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:00,680 we we are back. 753 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:03,519 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for tuning in for our first 754 00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,480 relast episode. We could not be happier to be taking 755 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,319 the show independent from Rooster Teeth. 756 00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:09,759 Speaker 1: That's right. 757 00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:12,599 Speaker 2: I don't know if you're familiar with what happened our 758 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,440 former parent company Groups do you shut down? Very unfortunate, 759 00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:19,000 but fortunately we were able to reclaim the rights to 760 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,680 a lot of our beloved properties, Good Morning from Hell 761 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,119 included amongst them, and so Chris and I decided that 762 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,200 we love this show so much that we wanted to 763 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,119 bring it back. This has always been a passion project 764 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,079 of ours, and. 765 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:32,400 Speaker 1: We had time because we lost our jobs. So yeah, 766 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,720 that's a big factor too. 767 00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're obviously still working on our other podcast, Tilts 768 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,799 from Sticky Dragon. This is just a Blaine and Chris 769 00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:43,240 project that we're doing because we love doing it and 770 00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:45,799 I don't know, it's just a creative, fulfilling thing. 771 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, So thank you for listening. Yeah, we love Stinky Dragon. 772 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,920 If you haven't subscribed to that or listened to that, 773 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,880 please go check it out. That is like our bread 774 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,640 and butter. But yeah, like Chris said, this is definitely 775 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,279 our baby. You know, this is something that we together birth, 776 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,839 We held hands, we made eye contact. Yeah, So to 777 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,720 come back and to have total control over this and 778 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,440 to be able to bring on all sorts of people, 779 00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:10,799 one hundred episodes you know in the original run. 780 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 4: And for full transparency, we are completely independent with this 781 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,319 and we're basically funding the show using our severance. We 782 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,839 A big goal of ours was to work with as 783 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,279 many people as we could that also lost their jobs. 784 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,000 So we're trying to support as many people as possible. 785 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:30,240 So if you're listening and for supporting us on our Hatreon, 786 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,960 that would mean a lot to us, it really. 787 00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:33,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, our hatredon is going to be a fun place 788 00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,279 where we're going to post a lot of stuff behind 789 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,400 the scenes, but also like a huge way to support us. 790 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,640 But word of mouth is also stupendous. But yeah, like 791 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,119 we would love to bring in as many people into 792 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:48,079 the fold for Good Morning from Hell. You know, animators, editors, artists, 793 00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:50,920 all sorts of folks. So yeah, any help on Hatreon 794 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,000 goes towards that. 795 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,079 Speaker 4: Speaking of people who we worked with, we were talking 796 00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:57,400 about the first episode. We were like, we wanted to 797 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,920 have mister Bernie Burns on because we love working with 798 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,240 them is always funny, and we never got him on 799 00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:05,599 the original show, and we reached out and Bernie was 800 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,440 instantly supportive and wanted to do it. So thank you 801 00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:11,559 Bernie for coming on. Where can people find you? 802 00:33:11,799 --> 00:33:14,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, my pleasure after all that shit talking about the 803 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:20,000 company that I helped start. You can always find me 804 00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:24,599 Monday through Friday on the Morning Somewhere podcast with my 805 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,759 beautiful wife Ashley as we talk about our day and 806 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:30,359 whatever's going on in the news at that point in time. 807 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,799 Speaker 1: It's Morning Somewhere. 808 00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 2: I'm so stoked to have you back in podcasting, not 809 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,039 just on our show, but like having you guys, you know, 810 00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:39,359 working on that together. You are such a creative Powerhouse. 811 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:41,240 So I knew that it was going to be a 812 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,119 matter of time until you came back in some big way. 813 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,079 And it seems like that show's going really well. 814 00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:47,079 Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, we're stoked for you. It's really great. 815 00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:48,480 Speaker 3: I think we're all kind of in the same boat, 816 00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:50,599 right Well, everyone's like really happy. I think we're all 817 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,599 doing oddly enough. I feel like more work than ever, 818 00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:56,359 But I think everyone's happy because everyone's doing their own thing. 819 00:33:56,559 --> 00:33:59,279 Like there's nobody that spends any amount of time doing 820 00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:03,119 anything that they're not incredibly passionate about, not a single 821 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,920 minute of the day, and I think that's a great thing. 822 00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:06,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm grateful for the times that we all had 823 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,239 a rooster teeth and stuff like that, especially the friendships 824 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,159 that we carried along the way. But like it's a fun, 825 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,199 fun era that we're in, right, exciting, So. 826 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm grateful for ninety five percent of them. 827 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,280 Speaker 4: Well, if you want more, Good Morning from Hell, the 828 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,400 next episode is available right now on our Hatreon, So 829 00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:27,239 if you go subscribe, you can get the next episode 830 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,239 with Eric Badoor as Christopher Columbus. Also, we have another 831 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,280 podcast called Why We're Going to Hell, where we interview 832 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,880 our guests about the terrible things we do in real life. 833 00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:40,239 And let's just say there's a reason we don't want 834 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,119 that publicly available to everyone. But we do have over 835 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,960 thirty episodes of that show from our back catalog available 836 00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:51,079 right now on our Patreon, and the episode with Bernie 837 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:53,880 will be out next week. That's good Morning from Hell 838 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,519 dot com or patreon dot com slash good Morning from Hell. 839 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,199 Thank you so much for coming back to listen in 840 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,519 after such a long time. It really means the world 841 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:02,920 to us. 842 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:05,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, spread the word we're back. Give us a look 843 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,679 at Hatreon however, you can support us. We're just we're 844 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,159 just happy to be here. So yeah, see all over there.