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Speaker 1: renowned life coach. Else TV has slid in here. I'm
Speaker 1: cutting close this morning, Elsie. That red carpet that you
Speaker 1: put out there, nice like that pretty plush? Huh yeah,
Speaker 1: like it a lot kind of blue. This month's marketing
Speaker 1: budget on that. It's all right and it's only the
Speaker 1: second day of the month.
Speaker 2: Couldn't do it anymore shirts or stuff? Hey, anybody get
Speaker 2: you yesterday for April Fool's Day? No, no, I got
Speaker 2: a few patients with fake diagnosis.
Speaker 3: I'm really glad.
Speaker 2: That you came to see me so I could diagnosi
Speaker 2: this tripolar.
Speaker 3: Very rare thing that you have. Tripolar.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wait, April first yesterday, so April second today, Happy
Speaker 2: birthday to you, Red.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you even knew you knew? Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, one knows all. That's why people text in
Speaker 2: it two two five two six to ask me. By
Speaker 2: the way, if we don't get to your question, it
Speaker 2: is a thick stack today. Yeah, if we don't get
Speaker 2: to yours, because it's a thick stack. I always save
Speaker 2: the other ones for the following week. So it's not
Speaker 2: that I'm not a fan, but uh, we get.
Speaker 1: To what we can see misdiagnosing people telling him they
Speaker 1: have tripolar conditions.
Speaker 2: LC TBI backed into my neighbor's car and was in
Speaker 2: a rush to get to work. So I haven't told
Speaker 2: him that problem is that was a few days ago.
Speaker 2: Should I tell him? That's tough. He may not notice
Speaker 2: the dent until later. He may not have noticed it
Speaker 2: till later in the day, you feel what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: And he could have thought that it happened in the
Speaker 2: parking lot at work, or maybe when he stopped at
Speaker 2: the grocery store. But you still, with all the doorbell
Speaker 2: cameras and see sea footage that you gotta fess up
Speaker 2: that your kid backed into them. Okay, I mean with
Speaker 2: the amount of money you're paying on car insurance for
Speaker 2: that little.
Speaker 3: Turn, semi passed the bucket. Yeah, he better step.
Speaker 1: Up for pops.
Speaker 2: You want to be a real jerk, send him over
Speaker 2: to tell the guy face to face.
Speaker 1: That he backed into him and didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: Oh, make sure in that grand plan that you call
Speaker 2: your neighbor and say, hey, you know Fred, oh whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm really uh really sorry about you know, a kid
Speaker 2: hitting you. But we'll fix any dents. We can't have
Speaker 2: the car insurance go up anymore. Okay, life coach, I
Speaker 2: have an issue. Okay, hold on, I have an issue.
Speaker 2: It might actually be an addiction that I need your
Speaker 2: help with. Win them at certain big box stores and
Speaker 2: grocery stores like you know, Sam's Costco Republics. I have
Speaker 2: a fixation with checking out the women rounding up the
Speaker 2: carts from the cart barn Ah. You like the way
Speaker 2: they strap them all together and then have to finagle
Speaker 2: them through the parking lot.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, you are sick al.
Speaker 2: They're just working hard for their fifteen to eighteen twenty
Speaker 2: bucks an hour.
Speaker 1: Here's two pieces of advice for you.
Speaker 2: If you feel the urge to gawk at the shopping
Speaker 2: cart lady, go check out the Walmart cart area.
Speaker 1: That should shave your your feeling's right off. Also, actually
Speaker 1: might see an actual shopping cart person there, permanent.
Speaker 3: Shopping lives the shopping cart bomb.
Speaker 1: Oh, that'll be your boner kill for the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Since you like big box stores, stay away from that
Speaker 2: Bjay's place. With what you got going on. That whole
Speaker 2: concoction could set you a bit further into a new
Speaker 2: level of felony elc. Since men competing in women's sports
Speaker 2: has been banned, my wife seems to be the only
Speaker 2: one that's upset, only because I explained to her I
Speaker 2: could no longer do the dishes. It's a woman's sports, alright,
Speaker 2: it's sexist, pig. How about you meet in the middle
Speaker 2: and get her a dishwasher, right. Nothing takes the gender
Speaker 2: out of when the dishes like a dishwasher. I mean,
Speaker 2: there is the loading we want to get into. All
Speaker 2: that need your help, Elsie. I hate going to the dentist,
Speaker 2: and I have an appointment next week. I'm already getting anxiety.
Speaker 2: Do you have any advice? There's a few things. You have,
Speaker 2: something called dental phobia, and I can help. Do you
Speaker 2: do know this certain sedate you right? So you could
Speaker 2: go that route or switch over to one of them,
Speaker 2: or hit me up. I could write you script and
Speaker 2: then you just venmom me with some medical you could
Speaker 2: sedate yourself. Other dinners still give you laughing gas, which
Speaker 2: I never understood why they call laughing gas, because when
Speaker 2: you have it, you're not laughing as much as you know,
Speaker 2: like your short bust for like an hour or so.
Speaker 3: You ever had laughing gas?
Speaker 1: No? No, I don't know, never even had a cavity.
Speaker 1: I can. I've read the pleasure surely a pleasure?
Speaker 2: Ever heard? It's that fun as a root can ou? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it might as enjoyable as a root canal. When you
Speaker 2: have one, you'll understand. Gotcha. LCTB wife wants to go
Speaker 2: on a trip to London. I have no desire to
Speaker 2: go at all. How can I get out of it
Speaker 2: without ruining our marriage?
Speaker 1: I have a way.
Speaker 2: It's gonna cost you, but it'll get you out clean. Okay,
Speaker 2: Tell her that you have massive meetings that week or two,
Speaker 2: because if you're going to Europe, they usually do like
Speaker 2: ten days or something. Tell them you have massive meetings
Speaker 2: that week, so you can't make it. But she can
Speaker 2: invite a friend, because then you look like the night
Speaker 2: in shining shining armor that you're paying Oh, because you
Speaker 2: gotta pay for the friends airfare and hotel, because you'd
Speaker 2: be paying for that for yourself anyway.
Speaker 3: Right then you're out of the trip.
Speaker 1: I really thought for sure you were gonna take the
Speaker 1: opportunity here to tell this dude to tell your wife quote,
Speaker 1: I'm not a europe dude unquote.
Speaker 2: I could have said that, but but hey, whoa back.
Speaker 3: To paying for this chicksaw her friend.
Speaker 2: Sorry, paying for airfare in the room, it's because you
Speaker 2: were paying for that anyway. But you need to make
Speaker 2: sure and stipulate that's what you're paying for, nothing else,
Speaker 2: because you know how women are spending, especially shopping over
Speaker 2: in Europe. They're coming back with some English Pea soup
Speaker 2: and handbags.
Speaker 1: No, she's not coming home with a handbag full of
Speaker 1: English Pea soup.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. She's gonna be out buying
Speaker 2: jewelry and it's all on your car. No, you're only
Speaker 2: doing the room and the flight, or just suck it
Speaker 2: up and go. I mean they have pubs over there.
Speaker 2: I hear the bridges are great. I made a song
Speaker 2: about them.
Speaker 1: Okay, how are we doing on time? You can maybe
Speaker 1: get one more in if your shoehorn it ELC? Shoehorn
Speaker 1: it what ELC?
Speaker 2: I can't stand those TV commercials that start off with
Speaker 2: if you're living with HIV. Well, I'm not living with
Speaker 2: HIV and I'm tired of seeing them. Yeah, they shove
Speaker 2: those down your throat, which, ironically.
Speaker 3: Anyway, here's what you do.
Speaker 2: Reach over and grab that oblong black thing on the counter,
Speaker 2: not that one.
Speaker 1: The remote control, and you change the channel.
Speaker 2: Problem solved, you'll be watching a catheter commercial for you know.
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