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<v Speaker 1>Neat advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob to the rescue type ask Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j r R. We

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<v Speaker 1>are Orlando's rock station. The highly revered and regarded world

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<v Speaker 1>renowned life coach. Else TV has slid in here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>cutting close this morning, Elsie. That red carpet that you

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<v Speaker 1>put out there, nice like that pretty plush? Huh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like it a lot kind of blue. This month's marketing

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<v Speaker 1>budget on that. It's all right and it's only the

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<v Speaker 1>second day of the month.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't do it anymore shirts or stuff? Hey, anybody get

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<v Speaker 2>you yesterday for April Fool's Day? No, no, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a few patients with fake diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really glad.

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<v Speaker 2>That you came to see me so I could diagnosi

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<v Speaker 2>this tripolar.

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<v Speaker 3>Very rare thing that you have. Tripolar.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Wait, April first yesterday, so April second today, Happy

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<v Speaker 2>birthday to you, Red.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you even knew you knew? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great, one knows all. That's why people text in

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<v Speaker 2>it two two five two six to ask me. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, if we don't get to your question, it

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<v Speaker 2>is a thick stack today. Yeah, if we don't get

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<v Speaker 2>to yours, because it's a thick stack. I always save

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<v Speaker 2>the other ones for the following week. So it's not

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm not a fan, but uh, we get.

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<v Speaker 1>To what we can see misdiagnosing people telling him they

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<v Speaker 1>have tripolar conditions.

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<v Speaker 2>LC TBI backed into my neighbor's car and was in

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<v Speaker 2>a rush to get to work. So I haven't told

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<v Speaker 2>him that problem is that was a few days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I tell him? That's tough. He may not notice

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<v Speaker 2>the dent until later. He may not have noticed it

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<v Speaker 2>till later in the day, you feel what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>And he could have thought that it happened in the

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<v Speaker 2>parking lot at work, or maybe when he stopped at

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<v Speaker 2>the grocery store. But you still, with all the doorbell

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<v Speaker 2>cameras and see sea footage that you gotta fess up

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<v Speaker 2>that your kid backed into them. Okay, I mean with

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of money you're paying on car insurance for

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<v Speaker 2>that little.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn, semi passed the bucket. Yeah, he better step.

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<v Speaker 1>Up for pops.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to be a real jerk, send him over

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<v Speaker 2>to tell the guy face to face.

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<v Speaker 1>That he backed into him and didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, make sure in that grand plan that you call

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<v Speaker 2>your neighbor and say, hey, you know Fred, oh whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really uh really sorry about you know, a kid

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<v Speaker 2>hitting you. But we'll fix any dents. We can't have

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<v Speaker 2>the car insurance go up anymore. Okay, life coach, I

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<v Speaker 2>have an issue. Okay, hold on, I have an issue.

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<v Speaker 2>It might actually be an addiction that I need your

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<v Speaker 2>help with. Win them at certain big box stores and

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<v Speaker 2>grocery stores like you know, Sam's Costco Republics. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a fixation with checking out the women rounding up the

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<v Speaker 2>carts from the cart barn Ah. You like the way

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<v Speaker 2>they strap them all together and then have to finagle

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<v Speaker 2>them through the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, you are sick al.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just working hard for their fifteen to eighteen twenty

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<v Speaker 2>bucks an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's two pieces of advice for you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you feel the urge to gawk at the shopping

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<v Speaker 2>cart lady, go check out the Walmart cart area.

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<v Speaker 1>That should shave your your feeling's right off. Also, actually

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<v Speaker 1>might see an actual shopping cart person there, permanent.

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<v Speaker 3>Shopping lives the shopping cart bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that'll be your boner kill for the day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Since you like big box stores, stay away from that

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<v Speaker 2>Bjay's place. With what you got going on. That whole

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<v Speaker 2>concoction could set you a bit further into a new

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<v Speaker 2>level of felony elc. Since men competing in women's sports

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<v Speaker 2>has been banned, my wife seems to be the only

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<v Speaker 2>one that's upset, only because I explained to her I

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<v Speaker 2>could no longer do the dishes. It's a woman's sports, alright,

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<v Speaker 2>it's sexist, pig. How about you meet in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>and get her a dishwasher, right. Nothing takes the gender

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<v Speaker 2>out of when the dishes like a dishwasher. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there is the loading we want to get into. All

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<v Speaker 2>that need your help, Elsie. I hate going to the dentist,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have an appointment next week. I'm already getting anxiety.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any advice? There's a few things. You have,

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<v Speaker 2>something called dental phobia, and I can help. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>do know this certain sedate you right? So you could

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<v Speaker 2>go that route or switch over to one of them,

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<v Speaker 2>or hit me up. I could write you script and

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<v Speaker 2>then you just venmom me with some medical you could

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<v Speaker 2>sedate yourself. Other dinners still give you laughing gas, which

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<v Speaker 2>I never understood why they call laughing gas, because when

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<v Speaker 2>you have it, you're not laughing as much as you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like your short bust for like an hour or so.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever had laughing gas?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, I don't know, never even had a cavity.

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<v Speaker 1>I can. I've read the pleasure surely a pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever heard? It's that fun as a root can ou? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it might as enjoyable as a root canal. When you

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<v Speaker 2>have one, you'll understand. Gotcha. LCTB wife wants to go

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<v Speaker 2>on a trip to London. I have no desire to

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<v Speaker 2>go at all. How can I get out of it

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<v Speaker 2>without ruining our marriage?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a way.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna cost you, but it'll get you out clean. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Tell her that you have massive meetings that week or two,

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<v Speaker 2>because if you're going to Europe, they usually do like

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<v Speaker 2>ten days or something. Tell them you have massive meetings

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<v Speaker 2>that week, so you can't make it. But she can

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<v Speaker 2>invite a friend, because then you look like the night

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<v Speaker 2>in shining shining armor that you're paying Oh, because you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta pay for the friends airfare and hotel, because you'd

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<v Speaker 2>be paying for that for yourself anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Right then you're out of the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I really thought for sure you were gonna take the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity here to tell this dude to tell your wife quote,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a europe dude unquote.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have said that, but but hey, whoa back.

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<v Speaker 3>To paying for this chicksaw her friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, paying for airfare in the room, it's because you

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<v Speaker 2>were paying for that anyway. But you need to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure and stipulate that's what you're paying for, nothing else,

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<v Speaker 2>because you know how women are spending, especially shopping over

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<v Speaker 2>in Europe. They're coming back with some English Pea soup

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<v Speaker 2>and handbags.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's not coming home with a handbag full of

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<v Speaker 1>English Pea soup.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. She's gonna be out buying

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<v Speaker 2>jewelry and it's all on your car. No, you're only

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<v Speaker 2>doing the room and the flight, or just suck it

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<v Speaker 2>up and go. I mean they have pubs over there.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear the bridges are great. I made a song

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<v Speaker 2>about them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how are we doing on time? You can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>get one more in if your shoehorn it ELC? Shoehorn

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<v Speaker 1>it what ELC?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stand those TV commercials that start off with

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<v Speaker 2>if you're living with HIV. Well, I'm not living with

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<v Speaker 2>HIV and I'm tired of seeing them. Yeah, they shove

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<v Speaker 2>those down your throat, which, ironically.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, here's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Reach over and grab that oblong black thing on the counter,

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<v Speaker 2>not that one.

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<v Speaker 1>The remote control, and you change the channel.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem solved, you'll be watching a catheter commercial for you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly is that the pilot hooter? Righty pack? So speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of pilots, there he

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