Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you something. It behooves you
as a man to maybe not make a big deal
about it when your wife has had two sea sections.
Speaker 2: It behooves you to just do it and take it
like a man.
Speaker 1: Put some peas under balls, watch some football for two days,
and go on with your life.
Speaker 3: It's a seven minute procedure. He did scream for an epidural.
So hi alone, welcome bout TV. I am dealing zooming
with a fan favorite. While Pat celebrates his birthday month
in Napa, California. We are here with none other than
pink Shades Meryt Fain. How are you hey?
Speaker 1: It's crazy because you're outside, which is just so California
of you, but you seem to be in like a
corduroy shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I like over I've packed on a couple
of pounds, uh since having the child, So I'm a
big fan of overwear and I'm a big fan of
also just saying no to something.
Speaker 2: In the valley, Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I don't like extremely drunk, and I like just to
do with them. And we are I'm at about in
winter kind of God, which is why we did the valley.
I think the wife and I are going to the
country at some point, So, well, I think I have.
Speaker 1: You, Okay, So I got to say that doesn't really
go along with liter I love it, I don't like
I love it kind and I know I'm in my
understanding of what I've been there.
Speaker 2: He also really likes.
Speaker 1: Somebody else recently tell me they also really liked it,
and I felt justified.
Speaker 3: So crazy. Well, with you being the uh one of
four fans of the show out there, go ahead and
give us your bumps or your rotten hills for this
episode one out of one hundred, you know the drill.
Speaker 1: One out of one hundred. I'm going to give it
for this episode. I'm going to give it ninety last
episode one hundred.
Speaker 3: Mary Payn, what are you doing giving this show ninety anything?
It's not like it's just not you know what, it's
your rating system. You can do with it what you want.
Tonight we had.
Speaker 2: What about You? What's your Rating?
Speaker 3: We had a little Love is Blind crossover. I'm excited
to talk dress shopping with you. We had Danny getting
his nuts chopped open, being super annoying when he's on
nitrous oxide as well, and yeah, well a lot more
alliance ship and kind of gameplay, which happens more on
this show than maybe even The Traders, which is crazy.
I give it two bumps. God yeah, it's not our favorite,
but we still love it. So last week left off,
Danny was alone in a bar drinking out of spite.
What do you think of the end of that episode?
It seemed like he wanted to pick a fight with
people and the booze was really calling to him as
like a siren song, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he just is like, its my birthday and
I'll drink if I want to.
Speaker 2: And it's interesting too.
Speaker 1: They said a couple of times that it was there
it was their actual anniversary. So here's what I think
I think that was. It wasn't his actual birthday, but
they were celebrating the three birthdays that were close in proximity,
and maybe his actual birthday was like three days before
or three days after. But they gave each one of
them a night because I think that while they were there,
it was their actual anniversary, which is sad. That is
their tenth anniversary with four children spending it with people
that they really hate, and really those people also really
hate them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I couldn't befall a more deserving couple.
They are she I think I've described her as having
David Miscavitch energy. She's his handler, and despite them having
just a miserable load of children, he wants more so,
And to be honest, if I was the kind of
inactive father that Danny is, yeah, I would want more too.
The easy parts are just the best. They're so cute,
you know, So if I was Danny, I'd be like, yo,
it's a seven. This is awesome.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even want the cute part though. He doesn't
want to like swaddle the baby, put the baby to bed,
give the baby a little before bed. He doesn't like
want that sweet cuddly part. You never see him holding
this baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nothing.
Speaker 1: But the opening scene was speaking of crossovers with Love
is Blind, I thought the scene was more like a
crossover of hoarders.
Speaker 2: I was upset.
Speaker 1: I was upset that they allowed people into their home
with the home looking like that, because we saw their
apartment looking like that and we understood because it was
a small space. But this is a five thousand square
foot home and there's just no no need for this.
Speaker 2: This is terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean we do pick up the show
in the kind of hills have Eyes gated community that
they live in in Santa Clarita and the houses in disarray.
They're doing a closet cleaning. They just got back from Mexico.
She's going out of town, and they just can't believe
that their friends would do this to them. And it's very,
very important when you're playing the game of Bravos the
Valley to recognize that there are no friends, there are
only enemies and allies. Okay, I don't know what these
people are thinking. I'm very confused about how close they
all actually are. You know, this narrative has been trotted
out that Brittany has known Janet, and Janet's been on
Bandit Punk Rules, and Zach is very close. But I
just don't know how close they all actually are. They
feel so foreign to one another. There's no depth to
these relationships at all.
Speaker 1: Janet, I remember during the whole scandal of it was
on Kristen's podcast a lot, and Janet has just sort
of been that friend, like that other redheaded girl that's
the personal trainer, Like she's just always been around, like
that's just a person. Janet has always been around, and
we know that Zach and Brittany have been friends like
literally since junior college or high school or something. Yeah,
so they do know each other for a long time.
And yeah, Kristin and Laala of course have known each
other since vanderpumk Rules day.
Speaker 3: So it is yeah, and it's crazy with the amount
of equity they have in the relationships to still seem
as though you're not really close in any way, shape
or form. But I could just be reading it wrong.
We get to the dress shopping with Jasmine, Brittany and
Zach are there. I know that Zach is a gay man,
but I don't think he's of any real use here.
His like totem is a monster energy refrigerator, So I
don't know how helpful he's going to be in selecting
the optimal style for her dress.
Speaker 2: Doesn't have good style.
Speaker 1: He's always in some sort of matching set that's like
from definitely from Sheen, you know, yeah, yeah, style.
Speaker 3: Now you saying Sheen is like me talking about Apocalypse
Now or Lord of the Rings or something like that.
I was going to go with like an h and
Clearance rack kind of thing. Is that in the same
ballpark as Sheen. What fuck is Sheen?
Speaker 2: So Sheen? Do you know Timu?
Speaker 3: Do you know I know Tu? I know Timu? Okay,
so got her necklaces?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, So Sheen is just like TMU, but for clothes.
Speaker 1: So you can see like the cutest dress you've ever
seen in your life at like Anthropology if you're me,
and then you could just like take a picture of
it and put it on your computer and they'll give
you a Sheene and if they don't have it, they'll
make it like that.
Speaker 3: And Anthropology also has candles and candle holders and coffee
table books and clothes. Okay, gorgeous?
Speaker 2: Close ever, I love Anthropology. Not a sponsor, not an AD.
Speaker 3: Not an AD, not a sponsor. But what do you
think of dress shopping on reality TV? I'm a man,
so when I see it on Love is Blind, you know,
we always talk that the dress shopping and the suit
tux episodes or the tuch shopping episodes are just a
fast forward.
Speaker 2: Same same okay, same, same.
Speaker 3: Wondering if there's any kind of romanticism or if you
if you get into it at all. It's just one
of the most inconsequential characters in the history of reality
TV and Jasmine doing dress shopping, So this seemed to
me was one of the reasons I gave it two bumps.
Speaker 2: Okay, I see what you're saying. Now.
Speaker 1: In Love is Blind, we do fast forward, although like
two seasons ago, there was the guy that like panicked
and ran out during the tucks thing and then like
didn't tell it was they were in was uh oh.
Speaker 2: We skipped Denver.
Speaker 1: It was Denver. It was Denver. It was demp And
the guy was like, yeah, I it was the girl.
Her name was Madison, she had the one she had
she was going blind.
Speaker 2: That girl they banged a lot.
Speaker 3: I think I ever saw a blind woman that was
getting banged a lot on that.
Speaker 2: Child going blind.
Speaker 3: She had a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she he like panicked, like had a full
panic attack like I did at my wedding, a full
panic attack, and like ran out of the tucks fitting
and didn't even tell her. But like three or four
days later he was like, yeah, like, I don't think
we're gonna spoiler alert, I don't think we should go
to the altar, And she's like what the fuck? She
goes now, I just found out today that you ran
out of the tuck fitting. But yet you we went
out six We've had sex twenty six times since then,
and he's like, well, I mean, you know, well.
Speaker 3: The sex was really cool. I didn't I didn't see
any point in stopping that. But but I am very
fearful of marrying you.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to get married to you at all,
especially blind.
Speaker 3: Put your pitchforks down for Mary Payne spoiling seasons of
your Love is Blind. Okay, you should have seen it
by now.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault if you didn't watch it. But
so dress shopping on Love is Blind, which we will
have Love is Blind UK coming up in August. I
do fast forward it, you know, I just kind of
do a little bit, just because what if something interesting
is said. But I'm really like, in the middle of
making dinner or fold laundry, not.
Speaker 3: You chopped through the timeline in case there's any blood
splatter on the TV, and because you okay, got it
just in case, because we have seen it a good
way to do it.
Speaker 1: We have seen it where something interesting is said, or
you get a little insight into how much this guy
does not want to marry.
Speaker 2: This, or vice versa.
Speaker 1: But for this with Jasmine, I thought it was sweet
to get some you know, her mom was there and
stuff and Brittany and.
Speaker 2: What's the name, Zach leg Go ahead, yeah, yes, right
by the.
Speaker 1: Way, heeling up just fine up there. You would be
so much air you wouln't even know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we didn't talk to you about the episode.
Just another crime happening somewhere. Yeah, this real quick crime
happening just right over there. Somebody's been gunned down. It's
a Hollywood is h My god, it's beautiful. But yeah,
Danny almost died.
Speaker 2: Not Danny, Zach, No, Zach.
Speaker 3: That's right. I confused them, the Ball brothers. I don't
know why I confuse them. One is absolutely massive and
the other is so small.
Speaker 2: But yes, six four and six four and five four
I would say, yeah.
Speaker 3: Six four and five four and a thick six four.
I mean he looks like he weighs like three hundred
and fifteen pounds, not in like that, just in bone density. Anyway.
Can we get to Luke and Kristen please? Yeah? Okay,
So the two best communicators in the San Fernando Valley
sit down for a little chat about you know, not
too dissimilar to a love his blind conversation. You know,
I know I proposed to you, but I'm I'm really
having second, third, and fourth thoughts about it. Luke, I
feel like a broken record. I say this every episode.
I feel like he's one of like the more understated
awful people from me personally on reality TV. It's impossibly frustrating.
It's impossive frustrating. Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, something happened, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Something happened. Impossibly frustrating to watch him Dad, watch him
domestic partner. He seems like there is and I don't
want to be too harsh, but but there's a sling
blade quality to them where he just can't understand what
he's supposed to do. I don't think he's a bad guy,
but he is like kind of too close to the
ooze that we all came for from. So it's very,
very frustrating to watch him. What say you about his
husbandry and his rearing?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, first of all, this is why I love
you so much, because I don't know anybody else that
makes a sling Break like reference more than me.
Speaker 2: Because I well, a lot of times.
Speaker 1: On the shows that we watch, I'll go didn't buy
see sling Blade this person is like bridge frontators.
Speaker 2: They're like.
Speaker 3: Iconic performance in an iconic movie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, And that's how we all got introduced to Billy
Bob Thornton and we thought something's not right, but it was.
Speaker 2: He was acting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's very it's important if you're if you're
an actor, to take the role of mentally handicapped because
while it may be scary, if you pull it off,
your career will just explode. See Billy Bob, see Leo.
I don't know if Daniel d Lewis was already established
for my two left feet, but I mean, it's just
it can reap massive rewards. It's very offensive, but it
can reap massive rewards. Okay, uh luke for you watching
him is what kind of experience?
Speaker 1: Well, it was pointed out that he said here in
the last couple of weeks that he says something to
the extent of I only went out three times last week.
And I'm like, sir, you have a six month old.
You should not have gone out three times total, much
less in one week. And I understand, like you got
to you gotta let off some steam and you just
had a baby.
Speaker 2: And you get it. You you were just there and
it's hard.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think going out more than once
in a month is a great idea when you have
a newborn baby at home.
Speaker 2: So I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I think that these two, though, I do like that
they will sort of try to talk it out a
little bit. And she obviously has such severe postpartum and
we never heard anybody say it till this week and
La La said it to her, like you're dealing with
post ward and I was like, yeah, thank you, because
she's obviously not well.
Speaker 3: Not well. She's extreme post part of anxiety and is
coupled with somebody who doesn't understand the nuance of really anything.
Speaker 2: He didn't read a book.
Speaker 1: He didn't read a book about what to expect when
you're expecting or what to expect it after you have
the baby. He doesn't even have like an app on
his phone that'll tell him like what's going on with
the baby and elimentally, Yeah, if you if.
Speaker 3: You're a new dad, the balance should be like I
don't know, in this hellish economy, I feel like you
should be working a lot, so you're already like not
helping out as much as you should be. So going
out three times a week. Is it's just you know,
your your priorities are not in order not to be
Do you have a job, That's that's my thing. Like
if you were more tired from work and having to
be a dad, I don't think that you would be
doing the avocus work on how much, how many nights
you've been allowed or how many he drives me fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: Anyways, he's got a new hairdoo though. Do you like it?
Speaker 3: No? I don't. And he says, you know, the version
of him that Kristen fell in love with was kicking
ass and was really cool. And I just don't think
that those terms or words have ever once applied to
that man. Ever.
Speaker 2: Can we can ask did he have a job at
that time?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure he might have called cowboy boots, flea markets.
I'm not sure what the fuck he does. But let's
get to a very sad moment. We get to meet
our uh, our little Lily, poor baby the god. The
white on the face is always it's it's beautiful, but
it's always really sad because you go, oh, you're gonna
die soon, and Lily is gonna die soon. Laala is
gonna have to put Lily down. Everyone who's had a
pet that they've had to euthanize knows that. Well. Everyone, Yeah,
it's sad. You know, we've discussed it. My uncle's don't
feel the same sadness for dogs the way that La
La does.
Speaker 2: Your uncles, yeah, I mean people.
Speaker 3: In Appalachia, you know, we we for example, we told
one of my uncles that we Dad needed to fly
home because we were doing a euthanasia at the house.
And it was like explaining a cell phone to a pilgrim.
He was just like, I'm confused, you don't we just
will they shoot them? Okay, they just shoot them, all right.
So it was very the ritual, the tears, that was
all very Forlid. But most people experience a profound sadness
like La La, And it's very very sad. And our
thoughts go to Lily and to La La and that
man who was that man? That man finger of ink
that was there? Who was that man?
Speaker 1: Okay, a white man with dreadlocks is always upsetting to me.
And and Laala, you know, has leaned into her rap
culture from you, and then obviously her brother went just
awful Rassafarian.
Speaker 2: It's that's upsetting.
Speaker 1: But I will say when they showed them on of
Lily and she was saying, like, you know, I got
Lily when I first moved to La, and she sort
of explained about how long she's had the dog, so
like Lily went through you know, my alcoholism with me.
And they just showed a picture of La La like
passed out in a raft in a pool with Lily
sitting there like, wake.
Speaker 2: Up, mommy, mommy, I want to go home. It was sad.
Speaker 1: That's heaven that I didn't. Yeah, but Lala's brother, Easton,
his name is Easton and he has blonde man made dreadlocks.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that was her brother.
Speaker 2: That's her brother, okay, and her podcast host and her babysitter.
It's her brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her mom and her brother lived with her.
Speaker 3: And there is no more upsetting white man with dreads
than the bafflingly present child with dreadlocks and Avatar. I mean,
he's just in every single one of these movies. You
know what I'm you know what I'm talking about, this
kid with dreads. It's absolutely crazy getting the car.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't, you know, I didn't see Avatar.
Come on, Dylan.
Speaker 3: Kristin Head's over, and you know what good for you?
It saves you a lot of time. You don't need
to be a nut bag driving the theater at eight
o'clock in the morning like me sitting there just crushing
Papa and Die Coke. It's eight thirty in the morning.
You're gonna get upset tummy and you're gonna leave this
year and go. That was horrible and it was three
and a half hours.
Speaker 1: So have they have they done an avatar too? Did
they do a second one?
Speaker 3: They've done a third one? Oh, they're on four now.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, not gonna not gonna invest my joy having.
Speaker 3: Back to direct. Yeah, don't worry about it. So Kristin
heads over and Laala asks Kristin why she continues to
defend Danny. Who is he is misogynistic? Right? I'm a man,
So it doesn't it's not the it's not the pre
eminent reason why I don't like Danny or or the
when when I think of Danny drinking especially, I just think, so,
you know what, he's extremely annoying and he's also extremely
inappropriate with women. I don't think we need to do
a pie chart here. He is those two things very
brazenly when he's drinking. But he's just so unbelievably annoying,
and I don't Kristen touts out this line that she's
just been so wrapped up in mothering and her postpartum
and her anxiety that she just hasn't seen it. Now
I understand what Christen's going through, Well, I don't, but
I can imagine that it's very difficult. I still don't
buy that you have.
Speaker 2: She hasn't noticed it. She has not noticed it.
Speaker 1: Everybody has been pointing it out for over a year,
and she didn't like, say, hey, everybody, before she was pregnant,
everybody's pointed out this bad behavior. So maybe I'm going
to tune in a little and see if I can
catch it and.
Speaker 2: See what's doing.
Speaker 1: And now she's gone through the pregnancy, had the baby,
the baby six months old, she still never noticed it.
Speaker 3: Right. Did you notice when everyone was talking about how
he smacked Melissa on the ass and said, go get
daddy a drink. Did you notice when everybody said that
that happened for a year straight. Did you notice when
he was screaming at his wife in San Diego or
screaming at everyone in fucking Tahoe and locking himself in
a cupboard. But like Kristin, it's one of the most
perplexing things, and Lalla kind of calls it out. She's
doing this audience play where she recognizes I think to
her fault. I think she made a bad calculation here
that siding with Nia and Danny is going to be
the more popular route for.
Speaker 1: It because they're so pure and wholesome and she's so crazy,
like what a wild pairing. Yeah, Kristin was on the
bus last week when we heard Danny speaking horribly to Nia.
He's gonna lay out across the back of the bus
and be like, don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 2: You dug your fingernails in.
Speaker 1: And then when he said to her at the at
his birthday, when he was like, don't heighten me.
Speaker 3: If there was an eleven year old, and you know,
we afford a long leash for children, right their children,
If there was an eleven year old behaving the way
Danny behaves, I think most people would be like, that
kid is a piece of shit. Okay, that kid is annoying,
but he the difference between that hypothetical child and Danny's
a Danny's not a child. He actually has four and
he's a grown adult. So just just a you know, revolting.
So we zip around for a bit and land once
again in Santa Clarita and Danny is cleaning up. This
is kind of crazy because I've never really seen him
tidy before.
Speaker 2: But there was nothing to tidy. Really, I mean he.
Speaker 3: Was yeah, there wasn't anything to tidy. He had to
kind of smack a couple of patio cushions.
Speaker 1: He needs to go upstairs and tidy that bedroom. That's
why he needs to go fucking tidy.
Speaker 2: That was a mess.
Speaker 3: He has a workout to get to before that, and
who knows how tired he's going to be after. But
he's cleaning up for the boys. Now, this is odd
because of all the things that we mentioned, but Danny
just kind of says the quiet part out loud. He
likes to be cared for, and he likes that his
wife takes care of everything for him.
Speaker 2: So and she has four children.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, So Danny is He's a confused. He's an
odd duck. He slips into this kind of traditionalism while
being a skinny jeaned Cutjened voiceover actor. It's a very confusing.
He's a very confusing kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I did find out because you guys told me that
the tw were on Young Sheldon, and a listener wrote
to point out to me that those twins are not,
in fact on Young Sheldon. They are on the Young
Sheldon spin off. Young Sheldon itself is a spinoff, but
there's a spinoff of Young Sheldon, and they are on that.
Speaker 3: When you get a popular sitcom, it's just it's just
a meeba's out into all these things that evidently a
lot of people watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's on CBS, so I'm sure my parents
watch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're a massive big bang theory girl. You
love that, Chug told us, Yeah, I'm so much you
love it?
Speaker 2: Not one episode never.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we toasted his little tiny balls and we
get to the boys recap in Mexico. They speak about
Janet and her trauma, and Danny says that he did
not shut the door on her in a uncomfortable way,
and that he wasn't sligging back whiskey. He was just
and he kind of leans on her goalpost moving to
discredit the entire story, which is a convenient thing for
him to do because we all saw it. He went
into the closet with her and snuck booze.
Speaker 1: I closed the door, and his reason was that tequila
was behind the door, so he had That's what he said,
I had to close the door because the tequila that
I wanted was behind the door. He later said that
he chugged a y claw, but before that he said
it was straight tequila.
Speaker 3: So yeah, there's a lot of inconsistencies in the recollection
of him. But we have this moment where Tom Schwartz,
the Golden Doodle of Bravos, the Valley God.
Speaker 1: I wish Pat was here so we could talk about
how much shorts.
Speaker 2: Nobody hates Schwartz more than that.
Speaker 3: No one, not a much soul hates Tom Schwartz as
much as God does. But Tom proves so many times
than he that he's smaller than he lets on. He
utters the most cogent thing here where he tells Danny
that if someone has trauma and you match energy aggressively,
it's going to reaffirm biases. Now, this is not Brene
Brown talking. This is Tom Schwartz, Okay, saying this, which
a Pat would of course take any factoid about Tom
Schwartz and turn it into Cole for his fiery hatred.
But it is interesting that he seems to be playing
this character on the show. I think deep down he's
not as duti Lee as he presents.
Speaker 2: I mean, he did graduate from college.
Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't always mean anything, but I'm just
saying he didn't just come straight off the turnip truck
and get dropped in la and became a model, you know.
Speaker 3: Right right, Well, Danny heads to the procedure. Zach is there?
Why why?
Speaker 2: Why? Why why did that go?
Speaker 1: Does he because he has no friends, He has no
other friends.
Speaker 3: The ball brother thing, this arbitrary ball brother thing, that
one time he went with him to get his balls
like shot with collagen or something or frozen off or whatever.
The fucking Scrow talks, Scrow talks. The the medical professionals
tuck into Danny's testicles, they shape its balls. Mhmm, something
that I would imagine you, just if you're a decent
human being, you have to do that beforehand. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: You would think that you would clean up down there
before anybody.
Speaker 3: But okay, heaven forbid, did they see you in your
natural state? That's not for anyone. Dies. You have to
you have to take care of that. Yeah, but Danny
starts to Louis R. Strong the nitrous oxide and he's
just super annoying on that stuff too. Thank god, there's
there are there are still women around, so they're in
danger too. But anything on this or can we get
to La Law's La La seven year celebration.
Speaker 1: I will tell you that my husband had of a
sectomy after my second child, and it wasn't a negotiable
situation and we didn't like discuss it, and there wasn't
like a party or a balls vyage.
Speaker 2: Or a army wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh see, that lydia woman had a whole goodbye to
your balls. They're not cutting his balls off. But it's
a thing on reality shows. And I'm going to tell
you something. It behooves you as a man to maybe
not make a big deal about it when your wife
has had two see sections.
Speaker 2: It behooves you to just.
Speaker 1: Just do it and take it like a man. Put
some pee's on your balls, watch some football for two days,
and go on with your life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to make a mountain out of it, uh, in
the face of a partner who you know may or
may not have just stated human life and then delivered
it with all sorts of complications of foot be they
tearing and whatnot. You're right, Just put the pas on
and watch the fucking game and shut the fuck up.
And definitely don't throw a party.
Speaker 1: Don't throw a party. Don't make it like wow, like
woe is me? Like can you even believe I'm doing
this such a big sacrifice?
Speaker 2: Just do it and shut up.
Speaker 3: It's a seven minute procedure. He did scream for an epidural.
So we are celebrating Lala, and we are celebrating Lily.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: An honorable topic of conversation the passing of an unconditionally
loyal companion to Zach and jan It following one another
and unfollowing one another. Oh, okay, I think it's It's
one certainly one of the dumbest conversations ever recorded to film.
Speaker 2: Okay, Zach didn't.
Speaker 3: Want to follow Janet the MP. Do you want to
break down the game tape? What happened here? Because there
was an airport treaty and then it got broken.
Speaker 1: I no, I don't because I didn't pay it. No,
I didn't because I didn't pay enough attention. I just
heard them talk about it, and then I saw the
funny thing that Janet did when Zack said something about
my friends and she goes, oh, we're friends, and then
there was a whole thing of like, actually, you guys
get along really well when you're together, and then why
aren't you friends? And then that's a blacked out I
wanted to hear more about Laala sober journey.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, yeah, a whole lot more interesting than this. Evidently,
while they were at the airport setting in some bar,
slugging back booze, a bet was hashe was spawn and
Janet and Zach follow one another. Zach rescinded the follow
after forty eight hours of thinking it over so stupid.
Speaker 2: How old are these people? This is so stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's really really confounding. Again, it kind
of makes sense because he lived, yeah, I mean, he
lives with holes in the wall, so he there's a
little bit of arrested development there. But the meaning of
the follow here is just a mind blowing thing. The
amount of thought that goes into it, the amount of
import placed on it. I mean, Zach, I'm sure follows
accounts of you know, people getting into like jet ski accidents.
It's not a big deal to follow stuff, right, It's.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't understand this. I don't understand this,
and I agree. I'm not an influencer. I'm out here
struggling for every follower, so I don't understand the follow
and unfollow as like a fuck you to somebody because
I just don't get it.
Speaker 2: And they're too old. They're too old for this behavior
as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Zach continues to contribute so much to our lives.
Speaker 2: He's funny, Kristen.
Speaker 3: What did you just say?
Speaker 2: I find him funny? I do?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wow, that stopped you in your tracks.
Speaker 3: And Janet are not good either. Kristin evidently has rules
for Janet and not for Danny and Nia. And this
is where La La gives her take that Kristen has
chose to play this this angle. She's this is kind
of gameplay. I'm still confused about Kristen's. It really does
not speak well of Kristen because she's known Brittany for
a really, really long time, and I think we've seen
Kristin go through a lot, so I think we're kind
of the kid. Gloves are on for Kristin a little bit.
But Kristen's like fealty to Danny and Nia in lieu
of her relationship with Brittany is a really shitty thing
to do.
Speaker 1: I think it's so strange. I think it's so strange.
Speaker 2: That she is.
Speaker 1: And I have to tell you this week, somebody posted
from the Valley After show that I don't watch, so
thank god for people that posted the lips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was all the stuff about.
Speaker 1: Like Danny saying he hadn't seen porn in six years,
he has sworn it off, and all of them were
like what, And he said that he and his wife
had made a video and that if he needed to
look at something, he would.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: So it's the whole thing, the whole segment about that.
But Kristen by the end of it is like Nia
is such a badass, She's so amazing, And I was like, what,
that's what you got from this?
Speaker 3: I don't mind. I don't really mind radicalism of any
kind as long as you I mean, I mind it,
but but I respect it a little bit more if
you're actually radical. So if you want to be spiritually radical,
that's fine, but you should be a spiritual person like
Danny has this complete buy in to the the dogmatism
of the evangelical lifestyle and seems at the same time
one of the most spiritually uninvolved people on Bravo who
claims to be spiritual. I'm I'm rambling, but it's just
so frustrating with the with the whole we've got God,
I've sworn this off, then then be will you be
a little bit more in touch with the fucking rhythm
of life and the meaning of it all? It's just
crazy to me.
Speaker 2: It's I can I can agree with you.
Speaker 1: The way he speaks to his wife, the way he
asks about his wife. It's not like a partnership. I
feel like it's very much about I'm the man and
you're the woman. Kind of a attitude. And I've sworn
off porn for you, so therefore you must make a
video with me, right and and I mean the whole thing,
you know, the whole thing is meant to be funny
about how he swore off porn and nobody believes him.
But then for for Christen's take to be like Nia
is such a badass, she's so amazing. They are the
couple that I look up to the most. Oh because
of that, have Luca watch some porn maybe he'd be nicer.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And also, let me tell you something, Danny
is beating off to just just vicious things online at
the least once a week. Okay, yeah, swore off porn
for six years. Give me a fucking break. All right,
let's add to the engagement party. Brittany is the master
ceremonies here, She's she's the event planner. So this is
a big deal. She's talking about nerves with the bar tender, Brittany.
He's he's pulling like fever tree bottles out of their
casings right now. He's not. This is somebody who's gonna
ease your nerves. But she what if?
Speaker 1: What if she would have gone like, do you want
to see a picture of the love of my life?
It's my baby, like she did in Mexico.
Speaker 2: What was that her like her barts intermoves, She's like,
oh wait, did you see a picture of my baby?
Speaker 3: That is a child on that phone? Yeah, that does
look like a young human. Thank you for showing me that.
Kristin has a conversation with Jesse and Lacey and Dody
doubled down. She says, Janet bringing up the trauma of
her sexual abuse has interesting timing. Now, leave that to
leave Leave disgusting things like that for me and Pat
to say. Okay, me and Pat will probably not say it,
but leave it to us. Okay. If you want to
go to that third rung or whatever you want to
call it, you can. But you're really doubling down. I mean,
the fact that Kristen said this about Janet is I mean,
it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: It's it's gross, it's gross, and it's like, hey, way
to support your fellow woman.
Speaker 2: Way to go girl, I'm a power Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3: It's bad, really really bad, fucking go for Kristen. I
get she's gonna chop as much stuff or chalk as
much stuff as she can up to going through a
difficult period in her life.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah that makes you say terrible things at parties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right, And I think we'll probably let her
get away with it because who are We're not going
to step into that line? Stan?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Did you hear? Also? This is like total sidebar?
Speaker 1: Did you hear today that like the Valley picked up
cameras to get everybody in the cast reaction about Jack
stating the publicist.
Speaker 3: No, but you know what, I just went to Rocos
to watch her her game.
Speaker 2: Had a lot to say about Jack's.
Speaker 3: There's some tea circling. We can talk. We can talk offline,
but okay, good but yeah, yeah, yeah, fun stuff. Honestly, honestly,
you know what, We'll talk offline.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, let's head.
Speaker 3: Do the this conversation with well really quickly, Jesse asking
Lacy to get him a beer and her just looking
at him and him understanding, I think that she's not
going to.
Speaker 2: No, just fuck off. I did like her.
Speaker 1: I did like her pickup line about husband material. Yeah,
I thought I thought that was clever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great pickup line. And then we're get to look
at Brittany's smashed toes in her high heels, which was
really cool.
Speaker 1: Listen, all I want for Brittany is to hire a stylist,
because she's a beautiful woman who, in my opinion, could
dress better and could still be like sexy and beautiful
in different clothes.
Speaker 3: Right, but no, we don't. We don't have that. Right now,
we have a lot of shellfish, and we have because
of the smashed into a high heel, they look like
a kind of depression era protein for dinner.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was I wish for her a stylist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, redundant, you're you covered it. She's got to get stylists.
You covered it. They talk about fucking Vienna sausages. Okay,
So Janet and Jesse sit down and have a chat
and we get this alliance play again. It's so bizarre
to me, what show these people think they're on. And Jesse,
the kind of like the king of turning the friend
group into a game, has his antenna up for Janet,
who seems to be cozying up to Jesse and Janet
to get more votes at the table. Again, we don't
have a round table, guys, you can just hang out, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ifo're Jason's over there with his leg up, like,
will somebody bring me a beer?
Speaker 3: I yeah, no, it's such a good point. He's sitting
there the whole night while she's courting power about the group,
and he's just like, my knee hurts so badly. I
don't want to be here.
Speaker 1: He's just like, I'm a lawyer and I don't need
this show.
Speaker 3: So Yasmind and Melissa give a toast and Zack gives
a toast too. Why is Zack giving a toast? Sack
said something two weeks ago. I can't remember when he
said it, but he said, you know, I don't know
why this why we always arrive at these places where
I have to insert myself. It's exhausting. I just want
I want to just sit on the bench for a
little bit.
Speaker 2: Zach, you good. You go go sit over with Jason,
go ahenging out with Jason. He's on the bench.
Speaker 3: Ghost with Jason. There has literally never once been an
opportunity where you have needed to insert yourself getting the comments.
Let us know we thought about the episode. MP is
watching everything. She's watching everything. Why are you covering a
pink shade right now?
Speaker 1: Ninety day Fiance Love after Locke a Bravo on Thursdays,
where you guys are frequent.
Speaker 2: Guests, which I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a rewatch of Welcome to plaithvill Love Is
Blind is coming up. There's two terrible shows coming up.
I'm also covering a terrible show called This Is Polly.
There's a show coming up on we TV called Agent Appropriate,
which is exactly what you think it is, ye, And
there's another show coming up on TLC called Secret Lives
of Suburban Wives and It's about couples doing only fans
content in their basement and their neighbors find out. So
that's that's the ship I'm covering. So if you want
it highbrow, what was on Thursday last one called Secret
Lives of Suburban Wives.
Speaker 3: Mary Pain is the Joan of Arc of reality TV,
recapping forward bravely into hordes of horrible programming. We thank
her for her service. Go listen to her. We love
you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Mary Pain,
Say goodbye bye.