Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, why you don't ever
Speaker 1: play with my nipples? I got nipples too.
Speaker 2: It's my turn to get tied up knocking headcuts though
Speaker 2: I got PTSD.
Speaker 1: Welcome the hardest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody
Speaker 1: will understand.
Speaker 2: When you say freaky? What's what's freaky? What what you
Speaker 2: mean by freaky? If I do this, You're not gonna
Speaker 2: tell your.
Speaker 1: Friends, right, We're gonna believe the folks for the ground.
Speaker 1: Just blur it out big. It pulled the whole dress up.
Speaker 1: She showed everything she showed you was here.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hear what I'm saying, Like, what the fun
Speaker 2: episode was legendary? That episode was legendary. I was an
Speaker 2: episode was legendary for real?
Speaker 3: I missed it?
Speaker 1: What legendary? I'm She swallowed the mic that one.
Speaker 4: Swallowed the ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, it's sucking. It's Mike.
Speaker 3: How much was sanitized it so white?
Speaker 1: No? Not, she she didn't put it.
Speaker 4: She got that the fluffy part down a little. The
Speaker 4: fluffy part you can't sanitize that.
Speaker 1: Titties was out. And now from the mic she told
Speaker 1: lor she went to seven to.
Speaker 4: Not say that you gotta stop with this bullshit.
Speaker 2: First of all, can you put the mic where it
Speaker 2: needs to be? Please stop doing that, bro, Ship doesn't
Speaker 2: work that way.
Speaker 1: Turn it towards your mouth. Why are you so? Why
Speaker 1: are you so like this? What? How you always good?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: You don't have no headphones on?
Speaker 4: I never need headphones.
Speaker 1: I know how, dude, I'm gonna put you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm a professional. This is za.
Speaker 2: You know what we recorded, right? I hate no because
Speaker 2: I have a problem.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I have issues, you know.
Speaker 2: I have issues with niggas that have issues.
Speaker 3: Wait, I might I might be in agreeence with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hold on, Corny said, I got to
Speaker 1: hear more.
Speaker 3: But let me hear what you got to say.
Speaker 1: I don't got no issues.
Speaker 5: I got them my first time being at home.
Speaker 1: The black man in the socialist justice system, friendship things
Speaker 1: to faces are considered, especially these are their stories.
Speaker 2: First of all, I want to know who the hell
Speaker 2: is going to be the judging here? Who's gonna be
Speaker 2: the judge?
Speaker 1: I got to be the judge. You're going to be
Speaker 1: the judge?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I gotta be the judge? Where judge that?
Speaker 4: Oh? No? Is it in the trunk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Problem? Can I be the bailiff. No what everybody
Speaker 1: here was baif camera man was here.
Speaker 2: Last episode that we was all together, y'all all we
Speaker 2: witnessed from the beginning to end everything that.
Speaker 3: Happened, right, okay? Well which way episode? The woman epony
Speaker 3: musty no?
Speaker 1: Okay when we were all together before?
Speaker 3: Okay, yep.
Speaker 2: I specifically asked this young man during the episode.
Speaker 1: Goes in the cabinet. He goes and gets himself something
Speaker 1: to drink.
Speaker 2: You're going because I need the people to understand when
Speaker 2: niggas and and it's the thing is I hate when
Speaker 2: niggas put on so much about how they are the people,
Speaker 2: how empathetic and understanding and all of this ship that
Speaker 2: they talk about. Right, but you could peep the bullshit
Speaker 2: because if you would do it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, let me present my evidence.
Speaker 2: He said, I've never prepared, right, I've been prepared for
Speaker 2: this moment for weeks so.
Speaker 1: Much that you got gloves that don't fit. Oh j
Speaker 1: don't matter, it don't matter, they don't fit. That's how
Speaker 1: I know it's fine.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Yeah, here we did you save? I
Speaker 3: think I.
Speaker 1: Know taking it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, for those of y'all who cannot see the evidence
Speaker 2: being presented.
Speaker 1: You already know.
Speaker 4: You know why?
Speaker 3: You know you can't see because you're not on our patreon.
Speaker 2: Not on our patreon see where the episodes are being
Speaker 2: uploaded now. If you want to see these videos, go
Speaker 2: to patreon dot com.
Speaker 1: It's just some badass gloves.
Speaker 3: They really are.
Speaker 2: Not because you call them medium hands. You should I
Speaker 2: have medium hands last week. Right, We're fine, It's all right.
Speaker 3: Damn yeah, two counts on, two counts? Counts, quick to
Speaker 3: two counts.
Speaker 1: I asked him, Man, he goes to my cabinet.
Speaker 2: To get a glass of water. Was that water that
Speaker 2: you have?
Speaker 1: Yes? Right, I would like to present.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't know he.
Speaker 1: Did exhibit a.
Speaker 2: Set glass, right, I said, bro, I'm tired of washing
Speaker 2: y'all dishes. When y'all leave here, everybody drinks y'all put
Speaker 2: it in the sink and go.
Speaker 1: I'm messy enough as it is.
Speaker 2: Wash your dish, yo, I wash a dish, am I Right?
Speaker 2: When we end the episode, I go to make myself
Speaker 2: something to eat. There is a glass on the side,
Speaker 2: on the side of the sink. It looks freshly washed.
Speaker 2: This is the glass, did you ever right? I will
Speaker 2: pass the glass around. I will show y'all the glass.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, this glass has not been touched.
Speaker 3: I don't want to touch since, first of.
Speaker 1: All, even in these cameras.
Speaker 3: It's terrible. We got to yourself.
Speaker 1: This is not not not we're not the.
Speaker 2: Because this ship is. It's so bad. I looked at it.
Speaker 2: It looked nasty. It had fingerprints all over it, but
Speaker 2: it was wet and upside down on the counter as
Speaker 2: if it had been washed.
Speaker 3: So what I do to the conclusion that it wasn't washed?
Speaker 1: I looked at the rag. Hold on a second, what.
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 1: Even the ship is bone drawing. The rag was bone dry.
Speaker 2: Remember you said before the show, yo, you're never prepared.
Speaker 2: That's what you said, right as you said. I don't
Speaker 2: know if anybody needs to see this outside of the plastic,
Speaker 2: bone dry, not a liquor, water, not a liquor, soap,
Speaker 2: and less than ten minutes past, five minutes past between
Speaker 2: the time when they left and I went to go
Speaker 2: get something.
Speaker 1: To eat, I'm like, yo, this the rags rag hasn't
Speaker 1: been so.
Speaker 2: Yo, And I'd like to present the room absolutely not.
Speaker 3: With exhibit, not the text messages, Oh no, not from
Speaker 3: the group chat.
Speaker 1: I don't even see that bullshit. Would you like to
Speaker 1: see text? Right?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: Loon?
Speaker 3: You washed this cup? Yeah, I just didn't see no
Speaker 3: paper towels or dry it. What you wash it with?
Speaker 4: Last?
Speaker 3: Laughing my ass off because this wash rag is dry?
Speaker 3: Crying emojis. Then I said, laughing my fucking ass off,
Speaker 3: and then Tahoe goes, I really want to know what
Speaker 3: he washed the cup with because I'm crying. Loon said
Speaker 3: my hands. I ain't know you had a rag soap water, nigga?
Speaker 3: You washed my cup with your hands? Lungoes. I hate niggas.
Speaker 2: He's so all right, I'm actually still the witness, actually
Speaker 2: still confused, so because he said he hates niggas.
Speaker 3: When he was the one who did the foul act.
Speaker 4: But who's the nigga here?
Speaker 3: Honestly? If you come to my okay, wait, wait you
Speaker 3: know what? How are you finished?
Speaker 1: Permission to take the stand your honor?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Good? Even, ladies and gentlemen. How you doing?
Speaker 4: My name is Zach Canglin the first and I had
Speaker 4: a cross examined myself.
Speaker 1: So, so how are you doing today? I'm doing really good?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Okay? So I like to hear that.
Speaker 4: So you're here today? Because you're being accused of using
Speaker 4: a glass.
Speaker 1: Is he talking about himself?
Speaker 3: Yes, he's being third person and like objection rejection.
Speaker 1: Please, Oh, it's actually crazy. You're accused of using a
Speaker 1: glass and not watching the glass. So I want to
Speaker 1: start with a question.
Speaker 2: Okay, question object he did you use the glass of objection?
Speaker 2: I never asked him. I need to be able to
Speaker 2: present my objection. I never asked if he washed the
Speaker 2: glass in that I never told him. That's why I
Speaker 2: told him that.
Speaker 1: Your honor, permission to proceed, your honor. I never told
Speaker 1: to proceed your honor.
Speaker 3: Wait, we don't know. We don't know. Okay, so what
Speaker 3: is the count?
Speaker 1: You wash my glass with your hands? Permission to proceed?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's why you're taking the homie court? Okay, finish loan, yes,
Speaker 3: finished courts examining yourself.
Speaker 1: I did use the glass, okay? Cool? What does your
Speaker 1: drink out of this so called glass water? Sir? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: What did you do with the glass directly after.
Speaker 4: You were finish? I sat it on the chair directly
Speaker 4: next to the way we record.
Speaker 1: Sir? Okay cool? Did you go home that night? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went home that night.
Speaker 4: So what exactly happened to the glass between you finished
Speaker 4: recording and going home.
Speaker 1: Well, you're on if you want the truth.
Speaker 4: Took the glass of the sink because you know, my
Speaker 4: my friend expressed to me.
Speaker 1: How much he hates when we don't wash the dishes.
Speaker 4: And based with what I had, with the resources that
Speaker 4: I was given, I tried my best to wash the
Speaker 4: cup to the best of my capability.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what resources did you have? This is impossible.
Speaker 4: It's a bunch of other dishes in the sink that
Speaker 4: I was not responsible for. I saw a half a
Speaker 4: couple other cups. I had water, I had soap. So
Speaker 4: how did you go about washing this soul called glass?
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Questions.
Speaker 1: I washed it. I washed with my hand and soap. Sir,
Speaker 1: So you didn't wash the glass?
Speaker 4: Yes I did, okay, But did you wash it to
Speaker 4: the like of mister Tyle TV.
Speaker 1: No, I did it. I'm guilty of that.
Speaker 4: I never said I was a proficient dishwasher, but I gave.
Speaker 1: It all that I had.
Speaker 3: Okay. I have a question defense defense rest Okay, I
Speaker 3: have questions. Why if you wash it with your hands,
Speaker 3: why was there still fingerprints and stains on the glass?
Speaker 1: Can I add to that. I think because he washed
Speaker 1: it with his hands.
Speaker 7: No, no, I think that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. We need to do joke.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, that's not the question I'm asking.
Speaker 3: It looks dirty like his hands were dirty. Right, So
Speaker 3: if you're going to wash the glass with your hands,
Speaker 3: once you wash your hands first and then touch the glass.
Speaker 4: And wash it, grot him. I have permission to speak.
Speaker 4: Even with clean hands, you can leave a print on
Speaker 4: the glass.
Speaker 3: It don't look clean. It's now two weeks like there's
Speaker 3: water residues.
Speaker 1: It's two weeks post clean.
Speaker 3: No, that doesn't look clean to your liking. That's my likings.
Speaker 3: I would never give somebody that's a drink out.
Speaker 1: Of to your liking.
Speaker 4: Listen, at the end of the day, my client washed
Speaker 4: this dish to the best of his capability. It might
Speaker 4: not have been to your liking, might not have been
Speaker 4: to her liking or his liking.
Speaker 1: Would you drink, but.
Speaker 4: You guys cannot dish.
Speaker 3: Pour him a glass of water in.
Speaker 2: That Would you drink out of this? Would you drink
Speaker 2: if somebody gave you this to somebody?
Speaker 3: Pour him a glass of water? I have him drink
Speaker 3: out of it. I'm not going to do that because
Speaker 3: he knows he's not going to drink out of that rest.
Speaker 1: But you would drink. You would drink out of that
Speaker 1: at somebody else's house. Somebody gave you that glass.
Speaker 3: You want to look at the funnies.
Speaker 4: No ship got prints on it. I rented off on
Speaker 4: a drink. The inside is clean. I don't care what
Speaker 4: drink from.
Speaker 3: The outside, but your lips are touching me outside.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: The idea that you would the idea that you would
Speaker 2: wash some what somebody's putting liquid into with your hand,
Speaker 2: You just and then't leave it there for them to
Speaker 2: just pour something into and drink. You don't wash your hands.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting here, sting here when you are at
Speaker 2: the thing, Yo, where's the washrag? It's mad easy, it's
Speaker 2: mad easy. You go to the sink. Yo's a wash
Speaker 2: not guilty.
Speaker 1: I know it wasn't bugging.
Speaker 2: And you instead of doing that, what he says is
Speaker 2: he went and got so this stains on this what
Speaker 2: what's soap?
Speaker 3: And I know you have done in there, so don't
Speaker 3: want to cut that out easy.
Speaker 2: There's a substance stain, some stick right there.
Speaker 4: There's a substance.
Speaker 1: Stain on there.
Speaker 4: You didn't use no damn. So for the record, you
Speaker 4: never once said how you wanted it washed, just.
Speaker 3: Saying so we go to other people's houses.
Speaker 1: You just so you wanted it washed. That's it, okay?
Speaker 1: Was the defense? Rest?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: How are your how are your glasses cleaning your crib?
Speaker 1: May probation?
Speaker 3: You'll you're not going to how are the glasses cleaning
Speaker 3: your house?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't do peasant like things. I have
Speaker 4: a dish washer. Sorry, I can't relate.
Speaker 2: All right, I just want to let y'all know the
Speaker 2: type of human being y'all dealing with, because this nigga
Speaker 2: is not even going to say you my bad.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I was tired nothing.
Speaker 4: He's gonna make it seem like accountability.
Speaker 1: Actually cool behavior to your friend.
Speaker 4: You was cool with me drinking out of that behind you.
Speaker 1: You was cool with that.
Speaker 2: You was cool with me going to get my chicken
Speaker 2: and rice whatever the fuck and pouring my drink into
Speaker 2: that because you made it look like it was washed
Speaker 2: and going about your day.
Speaker 1: You was cool with that. They freed o J they
Speaker 1: freed me. Defense rest, All.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm going to ask the room, what is the
Speaker 2: verdict that y'all have on this homely court?
Speaker 1: Guilty guilty to the nut Navy.
Speaker 2: Y'all are in the building. We reached out to the
Speaker 2: Patreon to let y'all know that we were going to
Speaker 2: be recording live. If you are here, I got one too. Guilties.
Speaker 3: The punishment is never drinking out of anything else.
Speaker 2: Three guilties, y'all, Yes, lamont there's a substance stain or guilties.
Speaker 1: Christ five six, God damn, bro.
Speaker 3: I was the only one that's trying to save you.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun I don't come in the
Speaker 1: ship anyway. Bro, Please, there's plastic cups in there. I'm
Speaker 1: never drinking for starters. For starters.
Speaker 4: I didn't even say what the main problem was. I
Speaker 4: just remember, you know why that you know why that
Speaker 4: they pissed me off because you out here, with you
Speaker 4: out here, I just you be cat fishing. I just
Speaker 4: remember this ship. Just totally drop my memory.
Speaker 1: You're out here.
Speaker 4: With a fucking filter with tap water in it. When
Speaker 4: I drink that, she almost threw that ship up. Maybe
Speaker 4: that's why I was such a with the filters.
Speaker 3: For filters supposed to filter it looks like no filter.
Speaker 1: Please, do you have a filter in your filter? Do
Speaker 1: you have a filter neck? What is the filter supposed
Speaker 1: to supposed.
Speaker 3: To filter the tap water and take out all the
Speaker 3: impurities with.
Speaker 1: He said about y'all we call these niggas in my
Speaker 1: damn water? What how isn't in it? No top? What?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Are you retarded?
Speaker 4: There was no top in.
Speaker 1: The first of all, you got it? I are you retarded?
Speaker 4: You're going in my refrigerator talking about what. I didn't
Speaker 4: pass that to you. I didn't get you read. What
Speaker 4: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: That's my water?
Speaker 4: Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm not.
Speaker 4: You know we are not doing it yesterday, my boy,
Speaker 4: I said the filter?
Speaker 1: What does he mean?
Speaker 4: The filter wasn't in my what filter?
Speaker 1: This should had no top on it? What top? The
Speaker 1: top of the It's always on there, it's never off.
Speaker 1: It's never off that that canister has been in there
Speaker 1: forever the same way. What are you talking about about that? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Tell is top?
Speaker 2: Brot me drink, don't even don't even pay Yoh, he's
Speaker 2: not a real person.
Speaker 1: I can't even.
Speaker 3: The Birdie thirty came down.
Speaker 1: No matter.
Speaker 2: The fact that you start throwing like he starts getting vulgar, right,
Speaker 2: he starts thing like, yo, are you like yo? Because
Speaker 2: you come out y'all from under that call incredible? Courtney,
Speaker 2: how you feel? I can't even believe it. I can't
Speaker 2: even believe it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't think I was wrong the
Speaker 1: fuck y'alls I feel. I watched it. Let me, do
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 3: I don't want nobody. I don't want especially you. I
Speaker 3: don't want you coming in here talking about Oh women
Speaker 3: don't take accountability for anything.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. But what he does, what he does, cancer ship.
Speaker 2: This is what you can't tell a nigga.
Speaker 1: Don't care what you That's what I do and what
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 4: But if I say, if I know what I did,
Speaker 4: you think I'm gonna let one, two or three tell
Speaker 4: me what the fuck I did?
Speaker 2: It's twelve, actually it's p's three plus the other twelve
Speaker 2: people in care.
Speaker 1: But you shouldn't know what that's wrong? Yo? Did I
Speaker 1: watch it the best? You should know that's wrong. You
Speaker 1: wash it with your hands? What you know that?
Speaker 2: You should know that's wrong. You should know that that's
Speaker 2: not what you're having. Just leave it dirty on the floor.
Speaker 2: I would rather you just left it. Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: have rather you just left. Next time, just leave it. No,
Speaker 2: next time, don't touch my dishes. Since you don't care,
Speaker 2: and you don't care, nobody feel don't touch.
Speaker 1: My dishes, all right, that's not a problem. I bring
Speaker 1: my own ship. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I want to see you bring your own bring the
Speaker 2: game every fucking day, and you leave it here too.
Speaker 1: We're on the floor. We should have left the fucking glass.
Speaker 1: Didn't feel like pret.
Speaker 4: Much it every day, or you could have bring a nigga
Speaker 4: nothing no, drink your tap or a nigga.
Speaker 1: Fuck out it all right?
Speaker 4: That emotional shit you be doing like, relax, I didn't
Speaker 4: watch the dish that well, okay, it's not the end
Speaker 4: of the world.
Speaker 1: He tight, I don't care. I care about that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's mad.
Speaker 3: We're gonna switch the subject real quick. Damn, we're gonna
Speaker 3: switch it up. Honestly, if you did that at my house,
Speaker 3: I would be really pissed off too. But that's another case.
Speaker 3: But yeah, So something that came up in we put
Speaker 3: out a real today, and the real was basically saying
Speaker 3: that you know, women are a scam and it was funny.
Speaker 1: I knew that wasn't gonna get good reviews. Me. I
Speaker 1: knew that wasn't.
Speaker 3: Gonna but I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: I thought he was trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was funny. I thought it was
Speaker 3: really funny. But this is what triggered when I was
Speaker 3: looking at the comments. This is what kind of triggered
Speaker 3: this this topic I'm about to go into, which is uh,
Speaker 3: women being parrots of things that doesn't apply to parrots.
Speaker 3: Parrots like repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating, ship and what was
Speaker 3: repeated was basically, what's insinuating that you guys don't like women,
Speaker 3: which they don't know. They don't know y'all, Like I
Speaker 3: know y'all know that y'all don't hate women. There is uh.
Speaker 3: I think there's a group of men that don't like
Speaker 3: women like they like to be they like pussy, but
Speaker 3: they don't actually like women. And you see that with
Speaker 3: the men who digest like red pill podcasting. You can
Speaker 3: see in a Cam Newton who just thinks when are
Speaker 3: there for pro creating? Like you can see that, But
Speaker 3: I don't like when women take that and apply to
Speaker 3: situations where it don't apply. And I think that this
Speaker 3: real that we did saying that like that, that's.
Speaker 2: What they were saying in the gas, that we don't
Speaker 2: like women just because like we.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even further than that. Now that we're not
Speaker 1: like we like men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that you're like, yeah, like y'all gay and
Speaker 3: y'all like men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't really care, to be honest, I know y'all
Speaker 3: don't care. But I think the point that I'm trying
Speaker 3: to say is that I hate when people like you
Speaker 3: hear one thing, right, And it's true there is a
Speaker 3: group of men who really don't like I've seen it
Speaker 3: firsthand of like men not liking women, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: apply to every situation because you don't agree with it.
Speaker 3: And that's like, my that's the shit that I don't
Speaker 3: personally believe.
Speaker 2: That nobody likes each other in this society, in today's society,
Speaker 2: I don't think the women. And I'm just speaking because
Speaker 2: in the world, I don't see this as much these
Speaker 2: conversations outside.
Speaker 3: Right, No, because it's the real world we touch grass.
Speaker 2: Right, social media. The men have a problem with everything
Speaker 2: women do. The women have a problem with everything men do.
Speaker 2: So if that's the case, then nobody likes nobody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's what the world that y'all are living in,
Speaker 2: and it's it's a snowball. It's a snowball. It's just
Speaker 2: getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Everybody's on
Speaker 2: each other's necks and the only thing they want each
Speaker 2: other for is sex.
Speaker 1: So agree with that, you don't. You don't agree with
Speaker 1: everybody on social media. You don't see social media in
Speaker 1: a real place. But I said on social media.
Speaker 3: But I mean so I kind of well, we can't say,
Speaker 3: is what just for a second before you paint me
Speaker 3: your point, we can't say that social media is not
Speaker 3: a real thing because people make it their reality. And
Speaker 3: that's that's the sad part.
Speaker 1: Social So, I mean, it's like a rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like, if you know, there's a there's
Speaker 4: a portion of social media where I see guys who
Speaker 4: like pick up women a lot, you know, like I'll
Speaker 4: see Tawho do it. I'll see sometimes maybe Trump do it.
Speaker 4: I see guys who actually pick up women a lot.
Speaker 1: Trump. I've seen that done in the past, shout outs
Speaker 1: to Trump.
Speaker 4: I've seen women who also occasionally, you know, big up
Speaker 4: black men as well.
Speaker 1: So I kind of feel like there's.
Speaker 4: Certain algorithms, yeah, where that's a thing. I just try
Speaker 4: my best to like ignore that. But I wouldn't make
Speaker 4: like a blanket statement to say like you're on the
Speaker 4: ins and everybody hate everybody, because I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I do want to. That would be me like throwing
Speaker 1: dirt on the people who go out of their way
Speaker 1: to like, you know, big up other people. But what
Speaker 1: I will say is what you hit it right on
Speaker 1: the nail.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people just say things for the sake of saying things. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 4: you love your dog, you love your kids, yesterday, you
Speaker 4: love chicks over two hundred pounds. I'm pretty sure there
Speaker 4: are times where those things are. People occasionally get on
Speaker 4: your nerve. There are times where you occasionally hate these people.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't hate dog.
Speaker 1: There's never been a time just get on my fucking nerves.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know what I'm saying, Like, there's times where
Speaker 4: you have like excessive frustration with so called whatever it
Speaker 4: is that you love on a day to day basis.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you could go as too far
Speaker 4: as saying like, yo, I hate this person. Like so
Speaker 4: we made fun of a specific genre of a time
Speaker 4: where you know, sometimes the oppects get on our nerve
Speaker 4: and it's not even just romantically. You know, I about
Speaker 4: my mother, my sister, my niece, my nieces, piss me
Speaker 4: off just now, so you know, So for you to
Speaker 4: come as far as the saying go, maybe you like Dick,
Speaker 4: that's kind of why I said what I said to.
Speaker 1: Who I said what I said it to, you know
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, that was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: When you're representing a brand, your brand, I would be
Speaker 2: careful with how I responded. That's what you're good, they're
Speaker 2: your supporters, be good. But today I was bad. Yeah
Speaker 2: that was kind of rough, but you know, you.
Speaker 1: You I give people a room to be themselves. It
Speaker 1: was a little tough.
Speaker 2: I think that when it comes to the general following
Speaker 2: people Yo, they get tired.
Speaker 1: Of people feeling attacked.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think women are tired of feeling attacked by men,
Speaker 2: and so I can understand when they respond negatively.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: I think that men are also tired of feeling attacked,
Speaker 2: specifically black men, specifically straight black men, specifically. I'm about
Speaker 2: to say specific things. Are tired of feeling attacked. So
Speaker 2: when a woman says something like that, they go, she's
Speaker 2: a four oh three.
Speaker 1: Whenever she says something around, she's a four oh three.
Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? It's a it's a no.
Speaker 3: Isn't it like a clackerry oh four or three?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: It's a BlackBerry three or four. I'm like, four oh three,
Speaker 8: oh ho because it spells ho if you type it
Speaker 8: in with the numbers.
Speaker 3: Ah, okay.
Speaker 2: So I mean that's what I think. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if it's true, but that's what I got from it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this, this spells ho.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just think.
Speaker 2: That people are getting tired of feeling attacked on social media.
Speaker 2: They make it their reality, they make it the real world,
Speaker 2: and I just kind of tried to rise rise above
Speaker 2: that ship. I knew this this clip was going to
Speaker 2: be rough though, because we were saying, and what was
Speaker 2: today's clip?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 2: Why do women always say can you? My story is, yo,
Speaker 2: I got to drive to my my wife's crib. She
Speaker 2: lived forty five minutes from me on average sometime, depending
Speaker 2: on if it's raining, if it's traffic. After y'all have
Speaker 2: been crazy lately. It takes me an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: It took me over two hours to get there.
Speaker 3: The other day I found out three or fours West
Speaker 3: Virginia area coach.
Speaker 2: Now for me, I don't know about y'all, but taking
Speaker 2: off my shoes and my socks feels like when a woman.
Speaker 1: Takes off her bro like.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to take off my shoes at my size,
Speaker 2: I know my day is over. I'm not going nowhere,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing nothing I've been I'm anticipating this moment
Speaker 2: all day. I get about eight minutes from the moment,
Speaker 2: I can hear him just go on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I get a phone call.
Speaker 3: Hey, but you know what you guys are complaining about it?
Speaker 3: But do you do y'all ever Like after doing something
Speaker 3: for your woman, you're like, you know that felt good?
Speaker 3: I like that all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody never said we don't like doing it? Okay,
Speaker 4: But don't you have times when you get irritated with
Speaker 4: the shit you like to do?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I don't. I like, be careful, now, be careful?
Speaker 3: What you was gonna say? Huh huh yeah now huh.
Speaker 1: No, listen, I'm gonna chill some times, I'm gonna chill. Listen.
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, I'm not gonna feel
Speaker 4: bad for having a freaking funny moment with my friends
Speaker 4: about the opposite sex.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I think that's why I don't really care what people
Speaker 4: have to say in reference to that.
Speaker 1: Sue me.
Speaker 4: I don't give an I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna make
Speaker 4: light of it.
Speaker 3: It is what it is.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Everything is not a damn think piece. Not like it
Speaker 3: was funny. I knew y'all was joking because I know
Speaker 3: at the end of it, like doing what y'all, y'all
Speaker 3: like to provide, that's what you like to do, you
Speaker 3: like to serve your woman, make an offensive joke.
Speaker 1: It was very joke.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna find a problem with anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think yesterday? No, I agree. I
Speaker 1: feel like it wasn't It wasn't that.
Speaker 7: It wasn't deep at all, really, but I feel like,
Speaker 7: you know, people just people going to pod sometimes too.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a lock of women, that's people, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So it's like, oh, let me you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But it's like, let me get my five minute of shine.
Speaker 2: Let me get my off Yeah, you got offended when
Speaker 2: they call when they said the gay thing offended?
Speaker 4: No, but it was more so like I just felt
Speaker 4: like they didn't make sense. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 4: how did you get that from this?
Speaker 1: I feel that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you feel like if it was like sometimes I
Speaker 4: make gay jokes, they'd be listen. I never once said
Speaker 4: I don't know why sometimes gay niggas be sending messages.
Speaker 4: I say, man, gay ship all the fucking time. I
Speaker 4: don't like it, but sometimes do I invite it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I get it.
Speaker 4: It's correlates with each other. But what she said didn't
Speaker 4: really correlate. I like, you just looking, You're just saying
Speaker 4: something is to say something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that sometimes women will throw out homophobia
Speaker 3: two straight black men because they know that it scares them,
Speaker 3: like to be cold gay or to be referred to
Speaker 3: someone as gay, which I think is weird.
Speaker 1: They're trying to listen to response. They want you to respond.
Speaker 1: They want you to be hot. They want you to
Speaker 1: be hot.
Speaker 4: That's all that's so I don't give them.
Speaker 1: No, you know, I don't give you the return your investment.
Speaker 1: You're not getting that R.
Speaker 2: I sorry, you're not getting that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not gonna work. So I got a
Speaker 1: question for you. What's that you're engaged? Sometimes I respect it.
Speaker 4: I was real, honest, safe to say, there's absolutely nothing
Speaker 4: in this.
Speaker 1: World you would not do for your fiance. Absolutely true.
Speaker 1: You love your fiance. Besides go to the store, I
Speaker 1: have to take.
Speaker 4: Your shoes off, apparently, But I seen I've seen something
Speaker 4: today and it raised my eyebrow because I'm like, yo,
Speaker 4: I felt like if I was in this, if I
Speaker 4: was in your situation and my fiance brought this up
Speaker 4: on me, I'm not sure if I go through.
Speaker 1: With this marriage, of this wedding. I want to read
Speaker 1: something real quick. What happened?
Speaker 4: It says middle aged man balls off wedding after discovering
Speaker 4: bride to be has ninety five thousand in credit card debt.
Speaker 1: She dan.
Speaker 4: It says, when you marry someone, you married their financial habits.
Speaker 1: It's not just for love. He says.
Speaker 4: When he asked her to sign a prenup to protect
Speaker 4: his assets, she refused, so he walked away.
Speaker 1: Do you feel that was impropriate thing to do? Yeah?
Speaker 3: One hundred grand in debts, that's the damn near one
Speaker 3: hundred grand.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have walked away because of the debt though prenup.
Speaker 2: I would have walked away because she did not want
Speaker 2: to sign a prenup. And a prenup could be anything.
Speaker 2: It could be, Yo, if you don't give me sex
Speaker 2: for a year, I'm allowed to have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Only you would put that in. You could put anything
Speaker 1: in it. Yo, you will put that in.
Speaker 3: Are you doing prenups? Are you guys doing okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not doing nothing? But what she acts
Speaker 1: me to do? You put in three something in your prenum? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we might have fun with it.
Speaker 4: We might have fun with it every other Thursday. Let's
Speaker 4: let's let's get it to let's get to it before
Speaker 4: before this episode finished. Let's all come up with a prenup,
Speaker 4: potential prenum clause for your partner.
Speaker 1: Well, right now, what would you think that you would
Speaker 1: put into your prenup? That's a good question.
Speaker 3: That's sexual anything, anything, anything, anything goes right, I already
Speaker 3: know minds. I'm gonna have to think on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm might have to think on that one.
Speaker 4: What's your YO for my every other birthday. You gotta
Speaker 4: go out there and pick two women of my liking
Speaker 4: for me to.
Speaker 2: Have sex with every other birthday, every other birthday, every
Speaker 2: two years. And she has to have she has to
Speaker 2: let you have a threesome with two other women or
Speaker 2: is it three of them on you?
Speaker 1: She has sex with them too.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know if that's going to be able
Speaker 2: to get the trial. It's what's going on right now.
Speaker 1: What we're gonna Listen, Listen, listen, my brother. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with your game. Something.
Speaker 3: I think if I was for something sexual and my prena,
Speaker 3: I probably would say you would have to let me
Speaker 3: dominate you x amount of times a year you would want.
Speaker 4: But you don't do you like that though?
Speaker 3: Dominate?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Dominated.
Speaker 3: I like being dominated, but I don't mind switching either.
Speaker 1: What's dominating to you that I did?
Speaker 3: Take everything that's happening, like you're listening to me, like
Speaker 3: you're I'm telling you exactly.
Speaker 1: What to do.
Speaker 2: You're walking them around? Are you walking them across the
Speaker 2: floor and type ship if you wants?
Speaker 4: Wait, so we got to watch Golden Girls while the
Speaker 4: Lakers on Olden Girls. That's what I'm thinking like picture
Speaker 4: in picture.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, blanch, not too much on
Speaker 3: the golden girls. I really do love the golden girls.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being anything. Girls. I told you yesterday.
Speaker 1: Anything girls, she's defending anything.
Speaker 3: Not too much on that, not too much because I
Speaker 3: definitely just got on the asses.
Speaker 2: Pick me, yeah, let me see. Oh, pree up, prenup.
Speaker 2: I need my ass six times a year at.
Speaker 1: Least, so every two months.
Speaker 3: Speaking of ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need six times at least six times a year. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't get married and stop eating the ass.
Speaker 1: You can't get married and stop eating the ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not yo like you got to keep things,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'm not asking it for
Speaker 2: every month, like every two months at least. Let's remember
Speaker 2: what God is here. Yeah, that's crazy, that's crazy to
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: In just a minute, but crazy. My prenap clause it
Speaker 1: would be it would be that.
Speaker 7: If you, yeah, if you're not able to give me
Speaker 7: a massage at least five to six times a week,
Speaker 7: then I can get it elsewhere a week.
Speaker 3: Wait a week.
Speaker 1: That's kind of.
Speaker 3: Guys, guys, guys, what wait?
Speaker 7: Listen, listen, I'm coming from a relationship where I was
Speaker 7: getting a massage every day?
Speaker 3: Was she a massage therapist? No?
Speaker 1: Bro, I know you recording with God into act? What
Speaker 1: did you get hit by a plane?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: My nigga, it's only seven days in the wool?
Speaker 2: Can you I wouldn't even want to marry somebody wants
Speaker 2: massage six times, but it's not hold on relaxed five
Speaker 2: to six times a week.
Speaker 7: But it's not a full it's not like, oh, it's
Speaker 7: not like the full thing, Like just do it like
Speaker 7: with one hand, like you can hold me and you
Speaker 7: could do like the one hand, you could do it?
Speaker 1: Why you like five eleven? What do you do? One good?
Speaker 1: That was hate?
Speaker 2: When?
Speaker 1: What's good?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: I was guilty? Right bitch? Yeah, I don't forget you.
Speaker 7: Know, that would be that would be my prenom close.
Speaker 7: I would have to at least get him massage at
Speaker 7: least five times a week. And if you don't want
Speaker 7: to do it, you have to let me get it
Speaker 7: done by somebody else.
Speaker 3: You could you want happy?
Speaker 1: And then no, no, no no no, a real missage
Speaker 1: about you on group?
Speaker 3: Yeah you get a package, you could go, but you
Speaker 3: like it what you you like? Your woman touching you
Speaker 3: don't want anyone else touching you. I'm trying to understand
Speaker 3: why it's like specifically your woman has to do this.
Speaker 1: It could be another woman that is uh in the
Speaker 1: same vein as my woman, Like I don't want what's
Speaker 1: the vein? What vein? We're talking about? Asking a question?
Speaker 4: I don't know you can talk about what you talking about?
Speaker 4: Skill set?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would.
Speaker 7: I want a massage by a woman built in the
Speaker 7: likeness of my woman. I don't want just the like
Speaker 7: you don't want massage, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. You want big Bertha.
Speaker 4: It's cool. But if I was saying that may be
Speaker 4: a problem, I got your back, Well she got you.
Speaker 1: No, you ain't have to.
Speaker 4: She got your back.
Speaker 1: Before we move on, I thought.
Speaker 3: He's moving on because that's nuts. And I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you why it's not. Wait, hold on, because I used
Speaker 3: to date a He was a boxer trainer, and he
Speaker 3: would need massages every time he used to come over.
Speaker 3: And he used to come over like three or four
Speaker 3: times a week. When I tell you that ship was
Speaker 3: so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: I did not like it. Oh that's me.
Speaker 3: He used to come over from work, like took up
Speaker 3: to my crib and I'm like, I was working to
Speaker 3: I don't want to massage your.
Speaker 1: Damn back like the head.
Speaker 4: Instead, I'm cooking and.
Speaker 3: I've got a massage your damn back because you don't
Speaker 3: know how to stretch.
Speaker 1: No, but damn bro five to six days, and I.
Speaker 3: Was annoyed with three days.
Speaker 1: That means if you missed one day, you're going elsewhere.
Speaker 4: Like he could get the vorce you want that in
Speaker 4: the clause for want that in the clause, I could
Speaker 4: come down to like three to four.
Speaker 1: I can be reasonable. He's putting her to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: God damn. I see somebody in the chat said they
Speaker 1: want one lifestyle trip a year.
Speaker 3: That's I think that's cool and.
Speaker 4: Close to what I was going to say too. I
Speaker 4: get a heart of soul bands.
Speaker 1: Originally, I don't really like three songs. Honestly.
Speaker 4: I want to go on at least two to three
Speaker 4: vacations a year, and I want three nights that you
Speaker 4: call like at least a king knight where you catering
Speaker 4: the meat all around, like sun up the sundown type
Speaker 4: ship a year. Three a year, I mean, that's that's
Speaker 4: the only two things that a mandatory mind. Honestly, you
Speaker 4: got anything else?
Speaker 3: Trying to think walcome like a dog, not walk theme
Speaker 3: like a dog. I think, I think I do. Like
Speaker 3: we need like at least two vacations, even with kids.
Speaker 3: We need to vacations a year, and we need to have,
Speaker 3: like I'm talking about, really nasty sex, meaning that there
Speaker 3: might be a kid coming out of this nasty sex
Speaker 3: on that on those vacations, because it's the difference.
Speaker 4: I know what you're gonna put in your claws that
Speaker 4: you can't say these phrases? Come and me, what's the
Speaker 4: other one?
Speaker 1: Fucking? What's the other? Ship? You hate? Any any baby
Speaker 1: talk during sex? Yeah? Right, that's two.
Speaker 3: What do you mean by baby talk?
Speaker 1: I want to have your baby?
Speaker 6: You don't like that?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't want to want kids, please God.
Speaker 2: But I might just just get my tooths tired and
Speaker 2: we ain't got to worry.
Speaker 1: About none of that is.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get my tooth tied.
Speaker 1: You say what you want, Say what you want.
Speaker 3: I wish men would do more prosectomies rather than women
Speaker 3: do to t Yeah, I think when it comes to
Speaker 3: our balls, I think men and pussy when it comes
Speaker 3: to our ball. But it's easier for you guys to
Speaker 3: get the surgery done than it for us to go
Speaker 3: in and be invasive and tire tubes. It's just easier
Speaker 3: to get said.
Speaker 1: To me, it's it's we're comparing struggle.
Speaker 6: We don't.
Speaker 2: We just don't like working with our balls. We brush
Speaker 2: against our balls are scary. Most niggas go through some
Speaker 2: ship the young with they realize the balls is a
Speaker 2: sensitive place and after that, don't talk about doing nothing
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: That shit hurt. Ever, we're scared of it. Sleep, you'll
Speaker 1: be sleeping. And we don't really like doctors, Yo, you
Speaker 1: know what's funny to them? No, I don't get talked
Speaker 1: about enough.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know about white men. Black men do not
Speaker 1: like the doctor.
Speaker 3: That's that's alarming.
Speaker 1: Twenties, I went man.
Speaker 4: Long, we're all going to the doctor besides cheka for
Speaker 4: committee and shit.
Speaker 3: I think like, once you pass a certain age, you
Speaker 3: need to get a physical done every single year. You
Speaker 3: got to do blood work, a whole blood work planel like.
Speaker 1: But you don't, Yo.
Speaker 2: The more we talk about these things when it comes
Speaker 2: with men and women, do y'all realize the reason why
Speaker 2: men are don't like going to the doctor.
Speaker 3: I feel like, no, I feel like there has been
Speaker 3: a history of men or black men being experimented on,
Speaker 3: and so there's an innate fear of going to the
Speaker 3: doctor because you don't want to be experimented on. I
Speaker 3: think that comes from the Tuxisi Tuski, thank you Tigi experiments,
Speaker 3: and it's just like an affair like, oh, don't go
Speaker 3: to them doctors. They're gonna try to give you syphilis.
Speaker 3: And it's just been something that's been passed on from
Speaker 3: generations and generations.
Speaker 1: Do you all agree with that? No, what do you
Speaker 1: think it is?
Speaker 4: I didn't like going to the doctor when I was
Speaker 4: younger because I didn't want to be greedy with any
Speaker 4: bad news. I've been doing good so far. Let's just
Speaker 4: keep it just way.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come here to you say, yo, bro,
Speaker 1: you know that ship is scary.
Speaker 4: It makes my fucking heart pump a gazillion trilling filling
Speaker 4: miles per hour.
Speaker 1: That is really the number one thing that.
Speaker 3: I was I think two things can be true, though.
Speaker 3: I think what I'm saying and what you're saying can
Speaker 3: be true.
Speaker 7: Being personally, I agree with Luana. It's a kind of
Speaker 7: similar thing in my twenties until like I started to
Speaker 7: have like serious injuries and stuff, and then I realized
Speaker 7: having seriously.
Speaker 1: Yoe, what the fuck? Yah? It is good?
Speaker 7: Hell phone, Like, yeah, I'm not even talking about the
Speaker 7: car accident. I'm talking about I had serious injuries before
Speaker 7: the car accidents. Oh okay, yeah, So I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I feel like Luna. I was like, yo, I was
Speaker 7: doing good, and it's like, you know how it is
Speaker 7: you show up at the doctor one day and your
Speaker 7: life has changed forever sometimes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: And that was always the thought in my head, like,
Speaker 7: you know, I don't want to get that type of news.
Speaker 3: Why is it so scary for men to receive that
Speaker 3: type of.
Speaker 1: News because we pussy let me.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm gonna make a super long throw?
Speaker 2: It probably won't land, so I hope Brady right. Do
Speaker 2: y'all think there's any connection with men not wanting to
Speaker 2: go to doctor and men not liking to use umbrellas?
Speaker 3: Oh, masculinity, toxic masculinity. Ship, Now, I think that's I
Speaker 3: think that's we're sticking.
Speaker 1: We have to present a certain way you don't want
Speaker 1: to have to be impervious. Yo. I don't get sick.
Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't have allergies. Something to stop
Speaker 1: my nose real quick. Like. We don't take medicine. We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 2: We cannot admit something's wrong. We cannot admit rain is.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting wet im. I ain't never seen a
Speaker 2: gangst a nigga. I was diabetic, so you might be
Speaker 2: you understand what I'm He doesn't know he's diabetic. You
Speaker 2: can't go to therapy, you can't express yourself. All of
Speaker 2: these things are connected. So when y'all throw these things
Speaker 2: at us, yes, y'all don't understand why men.
Speaker 1: Aren't part of me. I don't mean no disrespect. I
Speaker 1: don't mean no disrespect.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying because this is not just you, they're saying,
Speaker 2: they're saying this, Well, this is not you, just saying.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the world, Yo. There are there are
Speaker 2: things that are impacting sociologically black men, the same way
Speaker 2: there are things that are impacting sociologically black women. We
Speaker 2: need to open up the door for these conversations to
Speaker 2: be had so people can understand what's affected them. If
Speaker 2: you understand what it is, then you have a way
Speaker 2: to get over it. If you don't and you just
Speaker 2: got in the defense of it, or you're attacking a
Speaker 2: person that's actually going through some ship because society has
Speaker 2: put you know, that's just what it is. These conversations,
Speaker 2: I think for sure. I think these conversations for sure.
Speaker 2: I think YO, having these conversations with us, we can
Speaker 2: admit certain shit besides.
Speaker 1: Loan and the cups.
Speaker 2: We can we can say, oh shit, that was affecting me,
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I suffer from that, Oh shit.
Speaker 1: I fucking straight bullets.
Speaker 4: We can admit, oh ship, I do that, and it's
Speaker 4: okay to admit that.
Speaker 1: The work begins there.
Speaker 2: I think that I love the fact that we have
Speaker 2: that this show is able to say, like, Yo, something
Speaker 2: was wrong with me and I'm fixing it and you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, or I'm able to approach this
Speaker 2: subject here safely.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4: It's very important. I mean, you know, I ain't gonna
Speaker 4: hold you the reason I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I just actually did this. The other day.
Speaker 4: I got a medical at my job and they sent
Speaker 4: me like the results in the mail, and once it
Speaker 4: was a drop.
Speaker 1: I hate YO. Ships ship and I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 4: They sent it in a way where I don't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you're talking about math, equations and ship.
Speaker 4: But then it got to the English said yes, so
Speaker 4: you fit, you're fit and everything is good for work,
Speaker 4: and I was like, Jesus, because there's a post, there's
Speaker 4: a post.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: Niggas have all seen this post before. Every most niggas
Speaker 4: have heard this joke before, but it's not really a joke.
Speaker 4: You ever heard a nigga say yo, last time you
Speaker 4: got tested and he'd be like, what, I don't get
Speaker 4: tested when she get tested?
Speaker 1: I get tested.
Speaker 4: Niggas over me wanting to go get tested because they
Speaker 4: be so afraid of what they might find out. So
Speaker 4: I feel like it's almost like you got a fun
Speaker 4: with a nigga and you want to go through his phone,
Speaker 4: but you.
Speaker 1: Don't, like, Nah, I might want to go through that.
Speaker 1: It's pretty We know, we know, we know, we know how,
Speaker 1: we know how your anxiety set up an it made
Speaker 1: me go through the nigga phone. So approaching niggas would
Speaker 1: rather live in.
Speaker 4: The comfortable lot than the harsh reality.
Speaker 1: Niggas be scared of good point. They be scared. Good point.
Speaker 1: What was you gonna say?
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say that. I can read my
Speaker 3: own results. Like when I get a physical done and
Speaker 3: I see my blood break, I can read my own
Speaker 3: blood work, so I know when things are out of
Speaker 3: range and when things are like in range. So I
Speaker 3: knew something was wrong with my thyroid as soon as
Speaker 3: I saw the test results, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: what does this mean? So I went on Google and
Speaker 3: I was like, what is the possibilities? Why am I
Speaker 3: rhyme in this type of range? And it was like
Speaker 3: it gave me like three different diseases in.
Speaker 1: The graze anatomy. How do you read that?
Speaker 3: It's easy. I can teach you. I can literally I
Speaker 3: can teach you how to do It's so easy. I
Speaker 3: can teach you.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna hold you if the nigga if if
Speaker 4: it's something I know, if it's something, wow, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: get a voicemail.
Speaker 1: Hey, give us a call back.
Speaker 6: What now?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Remember going to the clinic back there, back in the days,
Speaker 2: I had to go to the free clinic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right there.
Speaker 4: That's why when I had my little situation with the
Speaker 4: girl in the bushes with the when I got ahead
Speaker 4: from a stranger. Oh yes, yes, down there to check
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, crackhead head. By the way, she wasn't a
Speaker 1: crack just might be if she was in the bushes.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 4: She was yes, the street night walker. She was hot
Speaker 4: and in the shadows like Batman. She wasn't in the grass,
Speaker 4: my nigga, wasn't a man. Just go whatever clinic clinic.
Speaker 1: In the grass like man's when you take that test, bro,
Speaker 1: and you got all the signs in the world.
Speaker 2: You got syphilis over here, video over here, just like yo,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Bro, what have I.
Speaker 1: Done about every girl you've ever even held hands with? Bro?
Speaker 1: You're sitting there like yo, and then you're looking at
Speaker 1: other people like when I was in the clinic, I
Speaker 1: was saying, that's how it is, man, we fucked up.
Speaker 1: We up that test.
Speaker 4: Come out bro.
Speaker 1: And say negative. Yo.
Speaker 2: You really feel like you won every test like ever ever,
Speaker 2: never feel like I'm president like you feel like, Yo,
Speaker 2: this is my championship era.
Speaker 1: Let me go have my life starts here.
Speaker 3: That lessons that's the problem.
Speaker 5: Now, My gosh, I only went.
Speaker 3: To the I only went there because I had insurance
Speaker 3: by bad I had actually really good insurance. I didn't
Speaker 3: want them to get the EO B in the mail
Speaker 3: and it shows you like, why did you go to.
Speaker 4: On the transaction? Yeah, and your parents at the time,
Speaker 4: so they asked you what it was that about.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I was like, let me just go to the
Speaker 3: free clinic. You want to have insurance anything, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to get a Yes, what's the EOP? What is
Speaker 3: that explanation of benefits? So are you telling me go
Speaker 3: to the doctor? You get a You get something in
Speaker 3: the mail from your insurance saying hey, this is what
Speaker 3: you went to the office for. This is what we
Speaker 3: paid for.
Speaker 1: Paperless Nigga emailed me acting that's what they do. So
Speaker 1: I was that's why they keep sending me ship.
Speaker 3: So to avoid my parents question, I went to the
Speaker 3: free clinic so nobody can ask me fucking question.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: Women are so intelligent. You see the woman that she
Speaker 2: that had the ingenious way of cheating on my Instagram.
Speaker 3: I didn't look into it.
Speaker 1: Yo, I've never seen nothing like this.
Speaker 2: The woman is texting her guy, her she's texting her
Speaker 2: sneaky link right her husband's at home. She's like, yo,
Speaker 2: stop playing with me. I'll come jump on that dick
Speaker 2: right now, right A sneaky link, sneaky like, YO, pull up,
Speaker 2: it's whatever. She's like, all right, I'm about to send
Speaker 2: you a cash shap right now, seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1: He's like, what's this for? He said, I want you.
Speaker 1: She sent him a list of groceries.
Speaker 2: She said, I want you to go pick up these
Speaker 2: groceries because I'm going to go tell my husband I'm
Speaker 2: going grocery shopping. So when I come to your crib,
Speaker 2: I already got the groceries. We got the thirty to
Speaker 2: forty minutes. It would have took me to pick up
Speaker 2: the groceries. This fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, you know I want to double back
Speaker 1: on that pos.
Speaker 3: Yo son. That was intelligent.
Speaker 1: Tear dropped from my eyes.
Speaker 4: I wasn't like, because that bitch is nice, that's yo.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah she did that. She didn't with that one.
Speaker 1: I was familiar with your games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is the most yo.
Speaker 1: My brain don't work and genius.
Speaker 4: The mass would have been like a yo, the nigga
Speaker 4: leave at four, I'm gonna be there at four fifteen.
Speaker 4: That's all I got.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine you get that, and she.
Speaker 4: Made the video and said she did that.
Speaker 2: No, the texts came through right, So even if it's
Speaker 2: a fake tex because they sent the text they pulled
Speaker 2: the texts right.
Speaker 4: Whoever thought of that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ingenius.
Speaker 1: We need her, that's the sneaky link. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: shopping for her ship? Though? You like, yeah, I'm getting yo.
Speaker 4: When y'all keep the raggle, y'all make you right back.
Speaker 1: I want to want pasta and lie. Would you trust
Speaker 1: a nigga to do that?
Speaker 2: Though? To go grocery shopping for you and your house
Speaker 2: with your nigga, like say you was cheating, Would you
Speaker 2: trust your sneaky link to do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he wants he wants to keep this pussy happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but niggas notoriously not good it.
Speaker 3: Know you guys, aren't you?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 3: Suck my hate mail INSTACR shoppers, you'll always get you always.
Speaker 1: Get my orders, so you go home. If you was
Speaker 1: a smart husband, you will be like, since when you
Speaker 1: buy simple lemonade? Since when this is what from?
Speaker 3: But notice stuff like that?
Speaker 1: Really, Like you don't know, I'm not that smart. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that when a nigga.
Speaker 4: Do know, like when a girl start doing like you
Speaker 4: wearing perfume the work now, like, okay, you're putting on
Speaker 4: your makeup.
Speaker 1: Feel only if you.
Speaker 3: Ain't getting no pussy, because if you regularly getting pussy,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna notice that she's putting on perfect.
Speaker 1: Because niggas is kind of done.
Speaker 3: Gosh, hold on, I was watching a show, I know,
Speaker 3: it was a movie on Max called baby Girl came
Speaker 3: in and Okay, so basically she's not having great sex
Speaker 3: with her husband. So every time she has sex, like
Speaker 3: after she has sex with him, she has to go
Speaker 3: into another room and she has to masturbate.
Speaker 1: Huh, you got a girl who did that every time
Speaker 1: we jerk, every time we have six she went into
Speaker 1: the room and oh, that was a girl with the
Speaker 1: bus bus today the metro. Sorry, my bad, my bad,
Speaker 1: my bad, baby, my bad.
Speaker 3: So she ends up. So she's this top CEO person. Right,
Speaker 3: this intern gets hired. He's young, and he like, there
Speaker 3: was in a room together alone. He was like, I
Speaker 3: can tell you like to be told what to do.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm the CEO. I I tell people what
Speaker 3: to do some way somehow. They're at a bar and
Speaker 3: he sends over milk to her table. Baby girl the
Speaker 3: sound kind of fire, sends milk to his table and
Speaker 3: she's like, I didn't order this, and he's looking from
Speaker 3: across the room and he's like, drink it. And she
Speaker 3: drinks the whole fucking thing of milk. And then they
Speaker 3: get into a hotel room together and he's just dominating
Speaker 3: the shit out of her, like getting her on her knees.
Speaker 3: He took out a piece of candy, put his hand
Speaker 3: out like this, so to get on all fours and
Speaker 3: come and take the candy out her hand and then
Speaker 3: spit it back in his hand. And then she got
Speaker 3: on her stomach and he started fingering her from behind. Yes,
Speaker 3: when I tell you that this was the craziest movie,
Speaker 3: it's it's poorly done. But when I tell you like
Speaker 3: the sextncept, the concept of this movie, I was like,
Speaker 3: bigs CEO, who's used to running things, is being told
Speaker 3: what to do by intern. Like that's a power play
Speaker 3: that I didn't Fellas.
Speaker 1: You know how you do that for black women, Max,
Speaker 1: Now you do that for black women.
Speaker 4: Don Julio Hookah, blue Mint crab Legs works every time.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting one my fours. That's that's that's a
Speaker 3: specific aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Of a woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm not getting on all fours. But hookah
Speaker 3: don Julio and crab leg that's what you told.
Speaker 1: Jamaican beef patties. There we go, got you, I got you,
Speaker 1: I got you right here, bring got you. There we.
Speaker 4: And bonus juicy patty. She can't even get that yet. Yo,
Speaker 4: What do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 1: You're all right, let's let's do this right here.
Speaker 4: What would all of our booby traps be booby trap?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like your booby trap?
Speaker 1: What would be in my booty? Booby trap? How the
Speaker 1: girl booby trapp you? How could she catch you? Incurding
Speaker 1: to you? How could a god booby trapping yesterday?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 1: You're not off this, I'm gonna say org I turned
Speaker 1: down the one that's every nigga booby trap.
Speaker 3: Specific booby track for you, like specifically.
Speaker 1: In there strawberry cheesecake type ship.
Speaker 2: Strawberry strawberry cheesecake with granola icing with canola crust, turkey wings, uh,
Speaker 2: sweet sweet baby rays, honey barbecue sauce real. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could keep going, all right, let's yeah, let's not I
Speaker 2: think you get the butters, you know, are you?
Speaker 1: I'm wait, I'm gonna wait ahead.
Speaker 3: I think my booby trap would be maybe a Jamaican
Speaker 3: patty mm hmm. It would then be rewunds of Martin.
Speaker 1: Now we're smoking. Now we're cooking with gas. We're cooking
Speaker 1: with gas. Damn. That's a good one. And then no
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones for your nigga, yea.
Speaker 3: Thrones snacks for Maya? You know what to distract her.
Speaker 1: I can't even tell that story.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I really want to know now, all right,
Speaker 4: all right, I'll get it into it me just do
Speaker 4: my booby trap first for me, seafood pasta, reruns of
Speaker 4: the Game, a bottle of cologne, and sorry.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, but like a real good massage. Okay, I'm done. Yo,
Speaker 1: you know you held it. You know what I would
Speaker 1: do for a new season the Game of Thrones? Yeah, yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: you could Damn me, you could. I could almost. You
Speaker 1: could almost walk me off a cliff.
Speaker 2: If you say, like, you're right there, they got season
Speaker 2: nine of Game of Thrones. It's right there, nigga, might.
Speaker 4: I was so obsessed with Game of Thrones a point
Speaker 4: I don't know, at a point in time. He was
Speaker 4: playing on our recording around. They're gonna drop them episodes
Speaker 4: with the Unleash the Dragon. What's that last year Dragons?
Speaker 1: We got to be out the trib by. It wasn't
Speaker 1: that Cisco album. I gotta be out the crib by
Speaker 1: sht time dragon Ship, I was like Nigga.
Speaker 3: On Sunday.
Speaker 4: I mean, we had one of them, but we had
Speaker 4: a day. It might have been a patren or something.
Speaker 4: We get just done because Dragon's about to come on
Speaker 4: and some ship.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's your looking like?
Speaker 1: Dragons is about to come on around yesterday? You know
Speaker 1: he calls Dick's Dragons.
Speaker 7: Nah my, my booy chot would be some banana putting
Speaker 7: ice cream the first five seasons of Law in order, and.
Speaker 1: I would leave massages. Yes, s for you doom downtown.
Speaker 1: That's real, real easy, real simple.
Speaker 3: So I'm knowing you off the hook with this.
Speaker 4: The dog Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yo, So I ain't on front.
Speaker 4: This is a joint that I fucked like once or
Speaker 4: twice a year every year for like mad year straight.
Speaker 3: Once or twice a year every year from magic like
Speaker 3: four years straight.
Speaker 4: So I can't recall like a sneaky link because we
Speaker 4: don't really it wasn't consistent enough. But I was at
Speaker 4: her crib and Yo, she was yo thick as fucked.
Speaker 4: She was just always like to suck dick and I'd
Speaker 4: be like, all right, so we're in the crib chilling,
Speaker 4: she's sucking blah blah blah, going crazy, and then you know,
Speaker 4: she finally me beat. I beat whatever I was laying up.
Speaker 4: She used to have a dog, right, So I ain't
Speaker 4: gonna hold you. I'm not really like, I'm not really
Speaker 4: pet friendly because I like, I treat all foreign things
Speaker 4: and people to say, if I already know you like that,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be fuck with you like that. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, Like if you bring somebody rama
Speaker 4: say with something and keep it cordial. Same you for
Speaker 4: sucking dogs. I don't know this fucking little dog.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would hate you.
Speaker 4: Nigga on the bed and ship naked, he's by my
Speaker 4: balls and you know what I'm saying, And I'm just like, yo,
Speaker 4: like he's not gonna.
Speaker 1: Buy my Yo, I don't know this dog like that.
Speaker 4: I'll pet the nigga, but you got to think of
Speaker 4: right about my private parts and we both naked, I'm like, yo.
Speaker 3: Go on your cage, mallow on the bed.
Speaker 4: She was like, yo, but I want to I'm like, yo,
Speaker 4: look no, like Yo, it's either he going to cage,
Speaker 4: I'm going home.
Speaker 1: You feel me? So whatever. So now she's sucking me,
Speaker 1: She sucking me whatever.
Speaker 4: My eyes closed, y'all feel nigga licking my ribs, I.
Speaker 1: Said, Yah said the mouth. I'm out, got dressed. I'm like,
Speaker 1: because I told you the nigga wanted parts. It was
Speaker 1: a dog, he would parts.
Speaker 3: Maya is always in a in the guest room. If
Speaker 3: I was to do that, like, she's always put away
Speaker 3: because when I don't want the dog looking at me
Speaker 3: while I'm doing this too, like she might think that
Speaker 3: I'm getting hurt because of the noises.
Speaker 1: You're getting hurt, alrighty, I've had that. I think I've
Speaker 1: told that before. Try to fuck you.
Speaker 2: The nigga must have got jealous. Bro, I'm at the crib.
Speaker 2: So she puts him in the doggie bed. At the
Speaker 2: end of the bed was crossed on the wall, so
Speaker 2: you see him. He's looking like so now he starts
Speaker 2: trying to hop on the bed. He's a little dog, yeah,
Speaker 2: trying to hop on the bed, trying to hop on
Speaker 2: the bed. But he can't get up because the bed
Speaker 2: is high, right, so he obviously he hears, so he's
Speaker 2: going crazy, right, so right, so he can't get on.
Speaker 2: He can't get on the bed.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: When we stopped, I don't remember what it was, but
Speaker 2: I think it was my underwear. This nigger had my
Speaker 2: underwear in his fucking doggy bed and was fucking the underwear.
Speaker 3: I said, the only one the free ball home.
Speaker 6: Now you.
Speaker 3: Have them, you have anything.
Speaker 1: I've had bad.
Speaker 2: I've had bad situations with dogs all around when it
Speaker 2: comes to women and their dogs.
Speaker 1: So I understand.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not that I'm anti dog. I love dogs,
Speaker 4: but y'all you can't expect like a person like this
Speaker 4: is your dog.
Speaker 1: I don't know this dog. I'll pet them, but you
Speaker 1: have this nigga in the bed with me. I don't
Speaker 1: know this nigga like that.
Speaker 4: She's not on the bed, got clothes and ship just
Speaker 4: digging into my knee. I'm like, yo, Bro, like it's
Speaker 4: it's cool. It was my your prince, come here, shout
Speaker 4: out to prince. I would put them in the cage
Speaker 4: out of respect for you.
Speaker 1: You ever seen somebody, I've seen somebody.
Speaker 2: When they were dating, buy a dog together, and they
Speaker 2: co parented dog. And they break up and they break up,
Speaker 2: still they're still co parenting the dog.
Speaker 3: I have a coworker who has that. When she told me,
Speaker 3: I was just like I was looking at her like.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do that at the point. You
Speaker 1: you the type of nigga to do that. You would
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I was try to do that. I
Speaker 1: just want to I just want to see my son.
Speaker 1: That's it, you know what.
Speaker 3: Yes, I can actually see that, like you doing that.
Speaker 1: I know why.
Speaker 3: And then like when y'all break up and you want
Speaker 3: to liken manipulate it and be like, yo, I just
Speaker 3: want to pick up the dog. You really want to
Speaker 3: see her though, I can see that it's.
Speaker 7: Not because I care about the dog. I see him
Speaker 7: turning his feelings off to the dog once you break up.
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, You know you guys didn't the dog?
Speaker 1: You ever heard of? Friendship babies?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like when your friend have a baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you y'all single for so long, y'all make
Speaker 3: a pack.
Speaker 1: That if we sing about thirty eight, we just going
Speaker 1: to fucking and do it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna just have a baby.
Speaker 1: That a friend's man.
Speaker 6: Who about a friend's baby?
Speaker 1: A friend's baby?
Speaker 6: I really like the idea of a friend's baby. But
Speaker 6: what was that mean? So it's where you have a
Speaker 6: baby with your friend and you co parent the baby
Speaker 6: with your friend.
Speaker 1: But did you fuck for real?
Speaker 6: I don't know. It depends on what you and your
Speaker 6: friend agreep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to fight for real? That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Is yes, you do?
Speaker 4: Well, so you and your friend have a baby just
Speaker 4: by taking your and your egg and then you're raising
Speaker 4: the child together.
Speaker 1: You didn't even get to fight.
Speaker 6: That just seems no, it can work.
Speaker 1: That just seems bad.
Speaker 4: It can work.
Speaker 6: I think it can work. I would I would consider
Speaker 6: a friend's baby before i'd consider a sperm donal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but a friend's.
Speaker 4: Baby without any intimacy it depends to the friend. Is yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: why wouldn't you want to touch it?
Speaker 1: You have his child, Yeah, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: have any intimacy with it.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't touch it because he's your friend.
Speaker 1: But you're having his baby forgotten.
Speaker 6: That's fine, that's fine. It's just this.
Speaker 1: Out. I agree with that. I agree with the UK nigga.
Speaker 3: I think it already happens, like you ever heard of
Speaker 3: a lavender marriage? A lavender marriage was that focus. So
Speaker 3: a lavender marriage is when you get married to your
Speaker 3: woman gets married to her gay best friend or her
Speaker 3: gay friend.
Speaker 1: Are you married? Yes?
Speaker 3: And they also can have a kid together. They don't
Speaker 3: have to be intimate, but the sperm is donated and
Speaker 3: they go through IVF.
Speaker 1: Why but why would you do that? Though? Because get married.
Speaker 3: Because their dating life can be like really sucky and
Speaker 3: they can't find someone out there. So they said, you
Speaker 3: know what, why not just have the baby and not
Speaker 3: get married.
Speaker 1: Some of that's what I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Someone want the commitment to each other. They want to
Speaker 3: see that commitment.
Speaker 1: So, but why y'all can't just be friends?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm not in a lavender marriage.
Speaker 1: I know this is a woman's idea. I don't I
Speaker 1: totally don't understand get it. Why would you get married?
Speaker 1: Why y'all can't just be friends?
Speaker 3: And then someone just made a point. Sometimes people do
Speaker 3: it for gay people to hide it that they're gay.
Speaker 1: That's a whole lot to hide that you gave.
Speaker 7: I mean, I understand, I understand happens a high at it,
Speaker 7: but yeah, together, Like no, I mean I could. I
Speaker 7: can understand that if if you if you're hiding get
Speaker 7: that way and you know, I get it. But I
Speaker 7: feel like, once you have the kid, it's kind of like.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest all jokes aside, I would only do
Speaker 4: that with one of my friends if we did it
Speaker 4: through the like the the sept whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know big words and fancy letters only because like,
Speaker 4: if you're my friend for real, I'm never gonna look
Speaker 4: at you to like have sex with you. But if
Speaker 4: you're had a point in life where it's like yo, listen, bro,
Speaker 4: it's one thing I don't do. I'm not play that ship.
Speaker 4: I don't look at none of my friends saying yo,
Speaker 4: I'm a fuck I'll fuck you one day.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that here. My tip for you is like, well,
Speaker 1: I cannot. I can never look at Dodge and say that.
Speaker 1: I'm now I know what I'm saying, Like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't play that ship. Girls is my homegirls, So hold on.
Speaker 3: I don't want to address something because people in the
Speaker 3: room saying that it's outdated. Actually, if you go on TikTok,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of friends of people doing lavender marriages now,
Speaker 3: so I don't think it's outdated as as you guys
Speaker 3: think it is. But there's a whole rabbit hole of
Speaker 3: lavender marriage stories on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Have a question I want to hear yesterday, we were
Speaker 2: quick before you answer that because this figure.
Speaker 7: Was just guys, don't try it, you bro, it's all
Speaker 7: you Listen. All I was saying was I feel where
Speaker 7: Loon is coming from. But I do kind of agree
Speaker 7: where Shorty was coming from a little bit. I do
Speaker 7: think it's possible in a certain type of way.
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't understand. Aren't most babies friendship babies? No?
Speaker 1: Ain't you friends with the person? You dan't?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What the difference? Do you think that things get different? Because?
Speaker 2: Oh, because so if there's no feelings attached, you can
Speaker 2: co parent easier. Yes, correct, So the emotion no shit
Speaker 2: that gets in the way of actual co parenting.
Speaker 4: Well you're going you know what's funny? You know, I
Speaker 4: just thought about it. I think frendship babies should be
Speaker 4: more of a thing because I'm tired of seeing people
Speaker 4: together romantically than just breaking them after the baby is here.
Speaker 4: Now they have a toxic coal parents relationship maybe healthy
Speaker 4: if that's a thing that will lead to healthy co parenting,
Speaker 4: because if relationships is not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I had at that.
Speaker 7: Really, that's kind of where I was leaning towards with it,
Speaker 7: because it's not all bad. I feel like when you
Speaker 7: hear it, it sounds like a little off. But to
Speaker 7: Loon's point, I feel like it's You can't tell me
Speaker 7: that that's worse than two people like forcing themselves to
Speaker 7: be together it not working, and then the relationship and
Speaker 7: the relationship with the child is now at a detriment.
Speaker 7: You can't tell me that that's better than.
Speaker 3: Having friendship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 7: There's no way you can tell me that that is
Speaker 7: better than two people who you who never fight. They're
Speaker 7: always in pocket, they're always in tune. They always show up.
Speaker 7: Get what I'm saying. They might have different relationship lives
Speaker 7: for themselves, but as far as the dynam they're both responsible.
Speaker 1: They show up.
Speaker 7: There's no bad blood, there's no you know, I can
Speaker 7: go with any person. We could do stuff together, you
Speaker 7: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, I see where you're coming from that perspective.
Speaker 1: Courtney. I have a question for you, and I want
Speaker 1: you guys to tell me if she's lying or not.
Speaker 4: Court you're with the love of your life six three
Speaker 4: dark skin waves like me, but it's not as good looking.
Speaker 1: Right, you guys are best friend. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that happened.
Speaker 4: To you.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you guys are like in a not perfect but
Speaker 4: a really beautiful, healthy relationship. Right, it comes to you
Speaker 4: and he goes Yo. So me and Ashley was talking
Speaker 4: act he's his best friend him and as she was
Speaker 4: talking and yo, Ashley's like, what thirty seven yo relationships
Speaker 4: didn't work for her? No potential candidates. She wants to
Speaker 4: have a baby. We're gonna do the if ship, if whatever,
Speaker 4: ad t whatever, hold them in alphabet. Will you be
Speaker 4: okay with your with your partner doing that for his
Speaker 4: best friend?
Speaker 1: No, not through not fucking no.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I think, well, let me
Speaker 3: not say no. There will be a lot of conversations
Speaker 3: that would have to happen for me to be comfortable
Speaker 3: with that. But my first reaction is no.
Speaker 1: No. Is this based on if you have kids or
Speaker 1: don't have kids at the time? That that doesn't?
Speaker 4: I think that does?
Speaker 3: I think that does. Like if we if you and
Speaker 3: I don't have kids yet. Why would you have kids
Speaker 3: with oh girl?
Speaker 1: And I have no obligation to her though.
Speaker 3: You know, I know at the end, you do have
Speaker 3: an obligation because you have to raise the kid.
Speaker 1: I don't have to raise a kid. I have a question.
Speaker 1: She just wants a kid on own, wants to dudes
Speaker 1: on her own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then what happens when the kid actually finds out?
Speaker 3: That's even more messy.
Speaker 4: My parents are rites, are signed off, I do. I'm
Speaker 4: not paying trial support.
Speaker 1: I'm literally just here to be present and then absent.
Speaker 3: I just don't think I think that gets a little
Speaker 3: messy because I think that you if they're best friends
Speaker 3: and they're seeing each other and they're seeing that child,
Speaker 3: he's seeing that child, He's going to grow some type
Speaker 3: of connection with that child because your best friend.
Speaker 1: What if it's the child and not her? That is
Speaker 1: that the the thing?
Speaker 4: Would that bother you? If he has a connection. What
Speaker 4: if it's a connection strictly to the child but not her.
Speaker 3: But you are because that's your best friend, doesn't matter, right,
Speaker 3: that's your best friend. You're going to be around your
Speaker 3: best friend. You're also going to be around your best
Speaker 3: friend's child. You're going to have that emotion, You're going
Speaker 3: to have that connection.
Speaker 7: Especially is it different if like the best friend has
Speaker 7: like a husband or something. So like you say, like
Speaker 7: your friend, you're doing it for your friend. Let's say
Speaker 7: her and husband, they're not able to do it for
Speaker 7: whatever reason, and you're assisting her as her friend. But
Speaker 7: she but she has, you know, a husband. So to
Speaker 7: your point, Court, it's really like a help. But as
Speaker 7: far as the connection and how things are going to go,
Speaker 7: it's kind of really set. You guys are together. This
Speaker 7: is a help from somebody that we trust and know
Speaker 7: and we're comfortable with.
Speaker 3: So you're saying like if they needed help and I
Speaker 3: need to carry the baby.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm saying, like to Loon's point, I'm
Speaker 7: saying that just like imagine a person had a husband.
Speaker 7: So it wasn't like she just was a just the
Speaker 7: same herself. Yeah, it was she she has a situation
Speaker 7: that's it's sat there, they're invested.
Speaker 1: Does that change it for you or is it? No?
Speaker 3: I just think that the dynamics is a little bit
Speaker 3: too complicated for me. That's for me. It's a little
Speaker 3: too complicated for me. I don't think I can navigate
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: Well, you about to go somewhere else? Are you saying?
Speaker 1: This is last thing? All right? What if she throws
Speaker 1: in a Jamaican beef patty would change your mind?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: No, you would you if your friend asked you to
Speaker 1: do the IVF thing with them but they don't want
Speaker 1: you to be the dad, would you be cool with that?
Speaker 1: Am I single? Am I a relationship? Single? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: do it? You would do it? Yeah? Relationship? I would
Speaker 1: go over. I talk to my partner first, Yes, would
Speaker 1: you do that? And my partner says, no, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Single, Yes, relationship probably?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I was single, and my homegirl asked me to do that.
Speaker 1: She asked you do that. She said she needed a baby,
Speaker 1: she couldn't find a dad. She liked me, she likes
Speaker 1: the way I'm aging jeans. You know, you seem to
Speaker 1: be you know. And I knew this girl for a
Speaker 1: long time. And I said no. I was like, kids
Speaker 1: needed father. Yeah, I was like, kids need their father.
Speaker 1: You want to have a kid.
Speaker 2: I personally was not with the idea of a woman
Speaker 2: creating a family with just her as the only parent.
Speaker 1: I felt that a child needed a dad.
Speaker 3: And what you're trying to do is you don't feel
Speaker 3: like that now.
Speaker 1: I still feel like that now. But we actually fell
Speaker 1: out over it. I was real with her. I told
Speaker 1: her that I felt that was selfish. You said you
Speaker 1: felt selfish, I told her. I told her I felt
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 6: We were.
Speaker 2: We're still friends to this day where we I think
Speaker 2: we didn't speak for maybe three four years after that
Speaker 2: had the baby, but not yours. Somebody, somebody did it
Speaker 2: through the ad T ship. I don't know the process,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to ignore him. I'm trying to ignore him.
Speaker 1: He might he might have. He might have.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how they went about it, But you
Speaker 2: know me personally, I was like you at the time,
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, that's selfish. You're thinking about what
Speaker 2: you want. You're not thinking about the impact on the child,
Speaker 2: and later on your decision now is going to impact
Speaker 2: that child way more than it is impacting you right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think like, yo, you should you know,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about it in that way, but yes,
Speaker 3: you're I feel like child, daughter or son needs a
Speaker 3: father in their life. I'm like me being you know,
Speaker 3: my father was there, but he's also an absent father
Speaker 3: in a way. So it's like, I see how that
Speaker 3: plays in my role as me being older, and so
Speaker 3: for now, like me going into relationships with men. I
Speaker 3: was like, it's very important for my man to have
Speaker 3: a very good relationship with their daughters because I see
Speaker 3: the benefits of it, because I see the consequences of
Speaker 3: not being you know, not having such a present father.
Speaker 1: That's tough.
Speaker 7: And I think taking it taking on that type of task,
Speaker 7: like you said, like a one person type of a job,
Speaker 7: I think if it happens because you know, situation doesn't
Speaker 7: work out or I think that's one thing, but I
Speaker 7: think to start it at the onset like that, I
Speaker 7: think it's a very very I.
Speaker 1: Didn't like this. I did not like the idea of
Speaker 1: that at all.
Speaker 2: And to Courtney's point, most times if I meet a
Speaker 2: woman heard that, I can see that was crazy stomach crazy,
Speaker 2: hope cut I keep saying. But most times I meet
Speaker 2: a woman, I can tell very quickly if she had
Speaker 2: a good relationship with her dad. Oh you always know
Speaker 2: what even telling you something about very confident and the
Speaker 2: way that she just there's something about the way she moves,
Speaker 2: and I really can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 4: I can tell you what it is already, what bro,
Speaker 4: girls with good dads usually knobs out of ten be
Speaker 4: a little difficult.
Speaker 1: Would you say girls with good dad after.
Speaker 4: About the store thoughts coming in some water, but.
Speaker 1: Not about attend a girl was a good dad.
Speaker 4: They usually might be a tad bit difficult if you
Speaker 4: want some bullshit, but they make the best fucking partners.
Speaker 1: Bro, the best part.
Speaker 3: Don't think that's all the way and they usually be
Speaker 3: from I don't think that's all the way true, because,
Speaker 3: like I said, I feel like I didn't have the
Speaker 3: best relationship with my father, but I think I'm a
Speaker 3: damn good partner. Might be an exceptional I don't That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying that I don't think that's all the
Speaker 3: way true.
Speaker 1: But he didn't say women without fathers aren't good. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there was no comparis is.
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like and I noticed I said
Speaker 4: good father because it's the difference between having a good
Speaker 4: active dad and a good dad. If you can be
Speaker 4: acting as me, you're a good dad. You're just present,
Speaker 4: but you're not doing ship girls with good fathers, they
Speaker 4: kind of for the most part, they had a good
Speaker 4: example of like what a relationship should look like with
Speaker 4: a mom, and they also have these kind of talks
Speaker 4: with their dad, like, Yo, as a woman, you should.
Speaker 1: Do X Y and Z. Don't take X y and Z.
Speaker 1: Don't taler x y and Z.
Speaker 4: But if so and so is doing X y and Z,
Speaker 4: then maybe you should be doing X Y and Z.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I just.
Speaker 4: Feel like it like every girl I haven't, I haven't
Speaker 4: had that many girls with good dads in their life.
Speaker 4: I can count on one, I can name any names
Speaker 4: right now, and the ones who.
Speaker 1: Don't I've seen it.
Speaker 4: Bro it really like shout out at me. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 4: there's really a distinctive difference. Can if you don't have
Speaker 4: your dad in your life. I'm not saying you're a
Speaker 4: bad partner. Please when not slide on my DM sending
Speaker 4: me these long ass parients like, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: read them, but I will say though, there is a
Speaker 4: there is a difference between if you take ten girls
Speaker 4: with good father figures and ten girls with absent father
Speaker 4: figures with bad father figures.
Speaker 1: You did see it differently, Can I pick.
Speaker 7: It back off that loan to your your point, Loan,
Speaker 7: I think that's a very good point that you're making.
Speaker 7: And I think part of the reason for that is
Speaker 7: I think, like you said, them being with the mother
Speaker 7: or the you know, whoever the person is. I think
Speaker 7: not only have they they've been able to see a
Speaker 7: success relationship, I think they've been they are able to
Speaker 7: see successful conflict resolution, especially if the parents are you know,
Speaker 7: if they're together for an extended amount of time, so
Speaker 7: they've seen the parents go through so much stuff and
Speaker 7: how to navigate the conflict and also still stay together,
Speaker 7: you know, you know, And I think that's a very
Speaker 7: very interesting thing because a lot of people don't have that,
Speaker 7: and like I said, that's a kind of a rare thing, so,
Speaker 7: you know, it is that's one of those things that
Speaker 7: adds to the mix, you know what I'm saying, as
Speaker 7: far as them being a partner in them knowing how
Speaker 7: to handle situations, be present, be understanding, you know what
Speaker 7: I'm saying. So I think that's a really good point.
Speaker 1: You know. What I want to do. I want to
Speaker 1: do something that I don't do often.
Speaker 4: I want to give toios some praise God forbid if
Speaker 4: tows to die yesterday. The one thing he said that
Speaker 4: I will never forget is like, yo, bro, you don't
Speaker 4: know how to go through shit. And I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1: And that's how that I thought about it. I said, Yo,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to go through nothing. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: As soon as I see a little bit inconvenience, I run,
Speaker 4: I jet the man's I'm gonna go my way, I
Speaker 4: break up the manute something.
Speaker 1: Is not to my liking. I am out of here.
Speaker 1: You're done.
Speaker 4: I used to run through so many I'm not proud
Speaker 4: of this. I used to run through so many like
Speaker 4: sick relations or situations for the smallest of inconvenience. And
Speaker 4: that's also because my mom and dad were married for
Speaker 4: like fucking two weeks they got divorced, and I literally
Speaker 4: have never really grew up with like an ideal display
Speaker 4: of what a healthy relationship should look like. And then
Speaker 4: I thought about, like, your relationships thing always just peaches
Speaker 4: and cream, like you have to go through some shits.
Speaker 4: And until he said that, I never rum like, yo,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know how to go through nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my parents they've been together. They work together
Speaker 3: for twenty five years.
Speaker 1: God damn.
Speaker 3: So I've seen it firsthand, like what being in a
Speaker 3: marriage looks like. So I've been like seeing the up,
Speaker 3: seeing the downs, seeing like you know, at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, it's us against the problem.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: So I've seen that and it's beautiful, and that's something
Speaker 3: that I want to replicate in my future relationship or
Speaker 3: even marriage. That like that, you are aligned in the
Speaker 3: same way I'm thinking, because the problem is that I
Speaker 3: usually run into men who don't see that, and their
Speaker 3: first thing is to run. And in retrospect, that's God's
Speaker 3: protection because I didn't need to be with you anyway,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. But I see more of
Speaker 3: men running because they never seen the dynamic of marriage.
Speaker 4: Or a healthy marriage or healthy.
Speaker 3: Healthy marriage, let me be clear, healthy marriage.
Speaker 4: So so I want to ask you, what are some
Speaker 4: signs of a man who didn't have a good father
Speaker 4: figure or no father figure at all when it comes
Speaker 4: to relationships.
Speaker 1: How does that show you think when it comes to relationships? Correct,
Speaker 1: we can see it in other places.
Speaker 2: But you know, I don't think I'm the right person
Speaker 2: asked that, But I think when you're worried about pressing
Speaker 2: other men when you're worried about what people want to
Speaker 2: think about how you're behaving in your relationship instead of
Speaker 2: being able to exist you know what I mean, in
Speaker 2: that relationship as a partner, and you were always thinking about, oh,
Speaker 2: niggas this and niggas don't do that, ship like that.
Speaker 2: I think that's I don't. I think that's when you
Speaker 2: don't really have a real example of being able to
Speaker 2: be true to self.
Speaker 3: I we just mentioned one running away, like running away
Speaker 3: from situations because of the slightest and conveness instead of
Speaker 3: just actually having difficult conversations, having like difficult situations. Being
Speaker 3: avoidant is a big one too. I see that in
Speaker 3: a lot of men who don't have that figures like
Speaker 3: being avoidance.
Speaker 4: Like we also missed the biggest one, courting.
Speaker 1: Courting yep, like they don't court. Mm hm.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you don't, you don't truly know
Speaker 4: what it's like to be in what a good relationship
Speaker 4: looks like. So you see a man actually like love
Speaker 4: a woman honestly and truthful me, if you don't see
Speaker 4: a man healthy love a woman, and what I mean
Speaker 4: healthy love a woman, I mean things like you're mat
Speaker 4: Wendy's you want something something as simple as that, Oh
Speaker 4: your his flowers just because, or let me rub your
Speaker 4: fee while you watch Game of Thrones. If a nigga
Speaker 4: don't actually see that courting shit comes off like a
Speaker 4: foreign language, then that's like my health results. When I
Speaker 4: got the shit in the mail, like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: is high cholesterol?
Speaker 1: Nigga, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I I totally agree that. Damn it. What's my Trina thought? Fuck,
Speaker 3: all right, you don't have to come back to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that a physical abuse another thing, having
Speaker 2: them to control her through physically harming her. She's she's
Speaker 2: insulting your manhood. That type of shit, not knowing how
Speaker 2: to put her first over you, like not knowing how
Speaker 2: to be reassuring or you know, those type of things
Speaker 2: where it's got to be about you. Everything is about
Speaker 2: how things relate back to you as a man. And
Speaker 2: that's because you're not able to really exist without whatever
Speaker 2: impression society has.
Speaker 1: Has on you.
Speaker 3: I remember what I was gonna say. Men who are
Speaker 3: in love with their women move mountains. They literally I've
Speaker 3: seen what men do when they're in love, and they
Speaker 3: literally move fucking mountains. And I always think about that
Speaker 3: when I'm dating.
Speaker 4: It's like, would you move on own from me?
Speaker 1: Nigga?
Speaker 3: Yeah, at that point where it's like where there, will
Speaker 3: you move a mountain for me? Because men do it.
Speaker 3: I've seen it plenty of times. I see you doing.
Speaker 1: What is moving the mountain. It's different, it's subjective based
Speaker 1: on you're dealing. But give me an example.
Speaker 4: I'll give you. I'll give you courty example right now,
Speaker 4: right let me know if I'm fucking line. All right,
Speaker 4: we sitting down right here. We recorded Cody Nigga outside, Yo, baby,
Speaker 4: I'm outside. Just let me know what you don't record it, okay?
Speaker 4: Cody says, you know what I can really go for
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 1: A juicy beef patty.
Speaker 4: If that nigga goes and stands on the line and
Speaker 4: wait for two juicy beef patty. While Cody's recording, that
Speaker 4: is a fucking mountain. That's a mountain because I didn't
Speaker 4: want it on.
Speaker 1: The line for your ass last week. I tell you
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 3: For your that is a mountain.
Speaker 2: The women are saying yeah to that, but they really
Speaker 2: mean when she gets in the car, he already has
Speaker 2: it because he knows that she wants that actually right,
Speaker 2: He's He's right, he already has without having as without
Speaker 2: you having to ask.
Speaker 3: I don't even think, honestly, even if you ask me,
Speaker 3: I think that's okay for me. That's okay. Like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to Juicy Patty, Like I'm going
Speaker 3: to pick you up at Patty while you're girl?
Speaker 1: What does she do? What he'd be saying, like she
Speaker 1: want me to sometimes just like have ship that's what
Speaker 1: they want.
Speaker 3: But I think that's still I think it's still considerate.
Speaker 3: It's still considerate regardless, Like it's still like I know
Speaker 3: I'm around this place, I know that juice is patted here.
Speaker 3: Do you want one? Because I could be in the
Speaker 3: mood of the mood of having one, or I could
Speaker 3: be like, no, I don't really want one. I already ate.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 7: I have a question, you know, on what if to
Speaker 7: the moving mountains point, what if somebody feels like they
Speaker 7: would move a mound but they don't know how to
Speaker 7: I see that a lot with people too, having the
Speaker 7: willingness to be that way, but they don't know how
Speaker 7: to execute on it.
Speaker 1: Men and women.
Speaker 3: I think it's being in tuned with your partner. If
Speaker 3: you're not paying attention to your partner, then you don't
Speaker 3: know how to move the mountain. But if you're, if
Speaker 3: you're I think if you literally like you know your
Speaker 3: partner in the out, you know what a mountain is
Speaker 3: for them.
Speaker 1: I agree and I disagree. I want to say this.
Speaker 4: People who are audio learners, I mean, nigga is here
Speaker 4: shit and do it. It's nick niggas who are visual learners.
Speaker 4: I mean they have to see the example on the
Speaker 4: chunk board. There's people he need both. Sometimes I feel
Speaker 4: it's the right energy, wrong direction. It's not that a
Speaker 4: nigga's not trying to be in tune with you. He
Speaker 4: really just might not have the skills to really just
Speaker 4: grab certain concepts that really like you. Sometimes you have
Speaker 4: to learn sometimes to deal with people differently. You might
Speaker 4: be with a nigga like Taois said, who just got
Speaker 4: the juicy patties on the fucking passion she actually having
Speaker 4: to ask.
Speaker 1: But you might have a nigga that do love you,
Speaker 1: he does care. He wouldn't move mountains, but he might
Speaker 1: need you to text him that for hey, I want
Speaker 1: I bet yeah.
Speaker 3: But this I'm saying, if you know your partner and
Speaker 3: you know that your partner is doing this, then you
Speaker 3: already can pick up on Oh, certain.
Speaker 4: Niggas be dumb. That's crazy, certain niggas. And my line,
Speaker 4: bro sertin niggast Sta niggas oblivious line to certain certa niggas.
Speaker 4: I'll be a blip sometime.
Speaker 1: I hold you, I'll be a blue. I'm chilling.
Speaker 3: That's not strawberrymade.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we've been here for damn the hour
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 3: We talked about nothing on sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get that, honey real quick.
Speaker 1: I want to get honey real quick.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Heart of Soft Show, the show where
Speaker 2: we talk about things people like about sex and things
Speaker 2: people don't like about sex, the things that make us
Speaker 2: hard and the things that make us soft.
Speaker 1: I am here with Joseph. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Show. Why did you call your mother on this podcast? Yo?
Speaker 1: I'm posting it. I'll posted on TV. That was so
Speaker 1: good yo, your talk, yo.
Speaker 4: It says, good morning fan of the show. I was
Speaker 4: cracking with the Joseph reference when you called your mom
Speaker 4: and I heard the beage and accent.
Speaker 1: Why did I do that?
Speaker 2: It was amazing that, yo, your relationship with your mom.
Speaker 2: I got to say this, bro, your relationship with your
Speaker 2: mom is unking.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I want to put my mom. She come up,
Speaker 1: I want to get on the show. I would see
Speaker 1: going to do it. But your relationship with she's like
Speaker 1: hardest off for.
Speaker 3: You mean the hardest sho She was panicking a little bit.
Speaker 4: It was my mom has never found the show. I
Speaker 4: always make sure she don't find it.
Speaker 1: But you want to bring on the show. I'm putting
Speaker 1: deals all around the room with the most revealing.
Speaker 4: She's like, oh my god, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Did you ever tell her?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Why you called her?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told her who wanted to know? I said,
Speaker 4: a couple of people believe absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2: I before I introduce you, like, do the whole introduction thing.
Speaker 2: I employ the guys out there, Yo, celebrate your moms.
Speaker 2: They had to create that relationship with your moms. If
Speaker 2: it's not there already, it's not too late.
Speaker 1: I envy.
Speaker 2: I don't I have a great relationship with mom, would
Speaker 2: you have? That's a friendship. That ship is fucking dope.
Speaker 2: That's really fire.
Speaker 1: I still can't believe you told her your dick's name
Speaker 1: when you were six years old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had bro, you know why I didn't want
Speaker 4: to do it, but the reason why I did it? Yo,
Speaker 4: none point not out of ten times.
Speaker 1: I'm telling the truth, but I don't lie.
Speaker 4: Don't like me to be like.
Speaker 1: I don't be lying.
Speaker 4: I just say it's so casually.
Speaker 1: I think it's like you didn't just say that, I'd
Speaker 1: be so serious.
Speaker 2: I am here with my mom Frere deb on their
Speaker 2: heyn the tongue tornado, that bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got so many? What did the guests call
Speaker 1: him that day? Oh poom? We had the whole dance.
Speaker 1: What was the song? We gotta do the song when
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to that episode and get it.
Speaker 1: You don't remember the song King Loon? The first was
Speaker 1: a k A doctor tongue Joseph.
Speaker 4: Elegant, beyond.
Speaker 1: Beyond? How you feeling man?
Speaker 4: Feeling good man, feeling good man, feeling good? Hungry as
Speaker 4: fun but we hear it's been a really really funny day.
Speaker 4: We actually really really dove all around today.
Speaker 1: We did. We gotta get nitty gritty real quick fast.
Speaker 1: You want to introduce your co host so that that
Speaker 1: ship ain't funnyne that she really got me tight to
Speaker 1: the left of me. What should I say, to the
Speaker 1: best of me, we have of the estrogen of the room. Jesus,
Speaker 1: we have the softness, we have the nurturing. What that was,
Speaker 1: It wasn't it was, would have been way worse.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm talking about him. He was
Speaker 3: laughing at it, like, what's so funny? Yeah, what was
Speaker 3: so funny? Just threw me off, And yes, laughing laughing
Speaker 3: at so funny over there, bad back.
Speaker 1: The estrogen of the room just sounds so crazy, because
Speaker 1: you know, what's what's fucking You need to listen, Courtney,
Speaker 1: is the balance of the room? Okay, I do. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4: Before she got it was very much. You know, we
Speaker 4: weren't really locker room talk, but we did have a
Speaker 4: lot of locker room perspectives on certain things. So, you know,
Speaker 4: it is good to have somebody that's staying on the opposite.
Speaker 1: I love, I'm a locker.
Speaker 5: Room nigga, both our locker room niggas, so it is good.
Speaker 4: So the time to have somebody that's not in the
Speaker 4: locker room. Yesterday's standing in the middle. He being a
Speaker 4: locker rooman in the hallway at the same time. You
Speaker 4: don't know what that nigga, you feel me, but let
Speaker 4: me finish. Mike, A sign bus drives over you.
Speaker 1: The reverses, but we have the leather halted top wearing
Speaker 1: falling off, the.
Speaker 4: Skates, falling off the skates.
Speaker 1: My neck yesterday's ak is.
Speaker 4: We have Courtney Chavon a K, A little Fizz, a
Speaker 4: k A Lloyd. You're getting a little chocolate now and
Speaker 4: something time.
Speaker 1: You look like Lloyd. Now you just got your eyebrows done.
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 3: No, no, these are just fielding bike you upside.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it, though a KA breast and chests. They're
Speaker 4: not really showing to them. Actually, you actually have your
Speaker 4: whole back out. I thought Cordy was, but as niggage was.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is your shirt?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 4: We have Courtney Chavon a K Big shop. If you're nasty, yeah, Ka,
Speaker 4: you are not Western and I'm not gonna let that
Speaker 4: ship rock. So let me bring this up real quick.
Speaker 4: One thing that I hate to see. I hate to
Speaker 4: see catfish and.
Speaker 1: Ass niggas because they don't they all don't know. Was
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 4: I want to say, dancing the elephant man and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 4: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I was it was the nigga said, it's.
Speaker 4: Not even bad as bod listen. I listen as as
Speaker 4: the ambassador to the fucking immigrants of the Coconut Nation.
Speaker 4: We don't want you to fucking I have any part
Speaker 4: of our culture. I don't want to catch you doing
Speaker 4: no Bod month forwards. I don't want to catch you
Speaker 4: doing no foot ship. I don't want to catch you
Speaker 4: saying I don't want to see your safari's background when
Speaker 4: you had the concert, Why would you?
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it. This at the labor parade.
Speaker 1: I want you brought up on charges.
Speaker 3: I've been doing this for years. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 5: You are late to this.
Speaker 3: You're You're late to everything.
Speaker 1: When it comes in.
Speaker 2: I'm playing a little West Indian music and here he's
Speaker 2: who put this ship.
Speaker 3: On pure hate.
Speaker 1: I would prefer Western cordy or Western guitar.
Speaker 3: Like this is just pure It's spewing hate. When I
Speaker 3: tell you that, every friend that I have always asked
Speaker 3: me if I am Caribbean, and I'm like no, there's
Speaker 3: like I would have thought you was Caribbean. You are
Speaker 3: just hating, bro. And then yesterday I'm gonna get you too,
Speaker 3: because you show it was just regular black.
Speaker 1: According that's not true.
Speaker 4: To like that.
Speaker 1: I know you were black, Courtney. I know people that
Speaker 1: went school. You know that you're that's that's not so.
Speaker 1: I just saw the t in us in the east.
Speaker 3: Sorry today, yes, right now, right now, you hated just
Speaker 3: as much.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 7: You are.
Speaker 3: We are hating just as much as loom. So I'm
Speaker 3: gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 1: What you have to do with this? What happened? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: He co signed. Now we don't know. You see what
Speaker 3: you do. Let me pull up the receipts. Let me
Speaker 3: pull up through receets and now you now that I don't.
Speaker 4: Know what I did.
Speaker 1: I did, I don't know what I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, let's do this now this is nasty.
Speaker 1: You want to introduce your other codes, please, man.
Speaker 4: So to the man behind the can my name the
Speaker 4: man that lifts the legend, the salesman of the decade.
Speaker 1: We have Dick salesman. We have yesterday, Dragon slave, a.
Speaker 4: K A triple s a K, Dragon ball z a
Speaker 4: K A flopped and six MA sizes. This a week
Speaker 4: or I'm out of here. A K a my next
Speaker 4: in my back.
Speaker 1: Ak. I got hit by a plane and lift to
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 4: A K.
Speaker 1: To something to do something three something to see something
Speaker 1: and for something or more something for something more something.
Speaker 1: How we're doing over here? My brother? For something or
Speaker 1: more something? For god? Damn? Yes? How were doing? I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm doing good, feeling good, happy to be here
Speaker 1: with your life is good alright for you?
Speaker 2: Look, Courtney is still looking for receipts. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on. Where I was at while it's hold
Speaker 2: abouchery was was happening?
Speaker 1: Say, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: When I find it, I'm a screenshot and put it back.
Speaker 3: I'm taking you the homie court ship.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: We got about ten minutes to get horny? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: exactly I want to get horny?
Speaker 1: Four? Mm hmm looking nobody's ship. What do you mean
Speaker 1: what I want to get horny? Four? What do you
Speaker 1: mean by that? Go ahead? I watched your business. You
Speaker 1: watched some part I've been watching. Point Okay.
Speaker 4: I broke my fucking sabbatical or jerked off yesterday sabbatical. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't jernk off like.
Speaker 1: Maybe three weeks four weeks, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: I jerked better than I mean, how didn't last a week?
Speaker 1: Remember he Remember he thought that he deserved half a
Speaker 1: day for the bus. Is just just backed up three
Speaker 1: or four months. She read too much. I'm here to
Speaker 1: give a toy review. The toy review. Yes, oh man,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Okay, you used it? Okay?
Speaker 1: What is the GOK three thousand? That ship actually was
Speaker 1: better than what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I a'nna lie I throw was a bunch of bullship.
Speaker 1: I put my shirt on there and it was dry.
Speaker 1: My digger said, what the I didn't know, nigga, what
Speaker 1: what like? Ship? That ship was not comfortable. So now
Speaker 1: I sat down.
Speaker 4: I put my thinking that on. I'm not as smart
Speaker 4: as to show you with she at the supermarket, I said, Yo,
Speaker 4: maybe if I love something, then I could do something.
Speaker 1: So you feel me. I got some lube. I'd loop
Speaker 1: my joint up. You feel me. I put it on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, now we're cooking with gas.
Speaker 4: This it is spinning. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
Speaker 4: So I'm on my phone now while it's spinning like this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, now I want to watch that. I
Speaker 1: want to watch that. I'm spinning like maybe three minutes.
Speaker 1: It is not bad. I could do this. So I
Speaker 1: found something right so you know, my my, I got
Speaker 1: a porn cakes up, put my ship like this right.
Speaker 3: Whatever, get it?
Speaker 1: So now I got my legs up on my couch.
Speaker 1: I'm spinning. I got my bullet on the other hand
Speaker 1: right here, vibing and ship like that.
Speaker 4: Oh and then he had a light to be going
Speaker 4: like this, to go like that.
Speaker 3: How you had a bullet?
Speaker 1: You put the ship that he gave me.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know the little.
Speaker 1: Pink ship right come.
Speaker 4: I got that ship right hand, you know, and I'm
Speaker 4: vibing and I'm spending at the same time. But now
Speaker 4: that this ship got settings, so I like go to
Speaker 4: like setting number two and I should just extra spend cycle.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, and then I should
Speaker 4: kind of feel like some next when I got the
Speaker 4: toy like this, I'm just like this like oh no,
Speaker 4: this it is tough.
Speaker 1: This sh it is tough.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm like, oh ship, we start to end.
Speaker 3: How long did it take?
Speaker 1: And I found the video? I want to say about
Speaker 1: maybe four minutes?
Speaker 3: Okay, is it better than actual head no, but it's
Speaker 3: it's really.
Speaker 4: It's the best ship that I had since Head.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Afterhead, this would be right there. Yeah, And then I
Speaker 4: had to fucking I clean How do I clean this ship?
Speaker 1: That was the hand lean that you clean ship that
Speaker 1: was to shave bitch, to shave bitch. You said you
Speaker 1: was watching Porland.
Speaker 3: I watched porn. This woman was being pleased by two men,
Speaker 3: like one was on her titties, the other one was
Speaker 3: like eating her out. But the only thing that kind
Speaker 3: of fucked me up with this and she wasn't moaning.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're getting all this damn pleasure, and girl,
Speaker 3: you're not a let up.
Speaker 1: I hate a freaking soldier in the bed. Why are
Speaker 1: you quick for?
Speaker 3: Like, why are they not making any noises? Like I'm
Speaker 3: sure this is And the way they was eating pussy,
Speaker 3: I was like, damn. And it was Spanish, you know
Speaker 3: they had you know that it was she must.
Speaker 1: Have been a marine or something.
Speaker 3: I was just like, girl, you want to say something
Speaker 3: like the visual was nice, but she just she kind
Speaker 3: of blew minding because she didn't really really know.
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch a video like that. I would have
Speaker 1: found something else I like.
Speaker 3: The way he was eating her pussy. So that's why
Speaker 3: I kept going Spanish.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna lie that was known for that, Like
Speaker 4: Spanish has been known for eating pussies like the eighties.
Speaker 3: Like that's just what they think, the way he was
Speaker 3: eating his pussy.
Speaker 1: Send me that video I want to see. I still
Speaker 1: need I still need tutorials.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not gonna find it again. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 3: It was on X and XX, so I have to open.
Speaker 1: I used to have like ninety seven tabs.
Speaker 2: Wow, I have one page that two hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: eight open tab the private the private page on my
Speaker 2: on my on my on my iPad. So if you
Speaker 2: double click the home button, it goes into the different
Speaker 2: things windows. One of the windows has two hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy eight tabs, and I think the other one has
Speaker 2: like one hundred and fourteen. I scroll, just scroll, so
Speaker 2: I find something that's in the rend.
Speaker 4: Jarvis, Yeah, heart.
Speaker 1: Iron man, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: What he was saying.
Speaker 4: It like three hundred he stops making his hot.
Speaker 1: Fuck y'all. That was a good one yesterday, yo, what
Speaker 1: made you hard last week? Ah? This is this is
Speaker 1: gonna be interesting. So I did watch poring last week guys,
Speaker 1: and I change your voice.
Speaker 7: Bro, my bad, and I did you know, I'm excited
Speaker 7: because this was this was not new because I did
Speaker 7: this before. But I've started to go into different pulling categories.
Speaker 3: Oh what was your go to?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bb W or S S, bb w X,
Speaker 1: bb W S S super small, supersize.
Speaker 3: I don't know that was a category. So what other
Speaker 3: categories did you I'm passing by it.
Speaker 4: I'm passing by it.
Speaker 1: I'm passing by it.
Speaker 3: I'm passing by it. Don't give in, don't give in.
Speaker 3: I'm passing by it. I'm passing by it.
Speaker 1: Hello, Yo, what you said? My bad?
Speaker 3: I'm passing. I'm passing by it. Don't engage.
Speaker 2: He was joining, So.
Speaker 3: Don't engage, all right? What was other categories that she
Speaker 3: was looking?
Speaker 7: You know, I recently started going into skinnier women. Really,
Speaker 7: I started looking at that. It was nice. I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna lie. I mean, obviously sex with skinny women before,
Speaker 7: like that's not a thing. But I'm talking about the porn.
Speaker 7: I never watched skinny women porn ever, like that was
Speaker 7: I never was.
Speaker 3: When we say, skinny women, are we talking about like
Speaker 3: I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About like skinny like me? Oh god damn sorry.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe obviously a little bit more meat on, you know,
Speaker 7: a little you know, a little booty, little brast but
Speaker 7: not nothing crazy, just very or like athletic build.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what was the category you search for that
Speaker 1: athletic baddy?
Speaker 3: Athletics about typing that.
Speaker 1: In that's my favorite type of body, like a little
Speaker 1: track star joints. I was like athletic battie. What website
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 4: ONX and X could have been listen, I throw it
Speaker 4: in you found mad joints after you type that in
Speaker 4: athletic bad it was mad videos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got mad videos.
Speaker 7: They got certain ship like where they do like the
Speaker 7: you know how they do, like the workout routines, like
Speaker 7: the naked ones.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny.
Speaker 4: There's a nigga ball had black nigga would be like
Speaker 4: fig you figure personal trainer that he end up personal
Speaker 4: training and some buns shout out.
Speaker 1: To my nigga.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of personal trainers that personal train into buns.
Speaker 1: I heard it anything salute you know what the hard
Speaker 1: things who got it hard this week? I got a
Speaker 1: heart every week.
Speaker 6: Mmm, that was hard.
Speaker 1: That was what made you hard last week? Last week?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I want to go into something and we
Speaker 2: haven't introduced a new heart of really good heart in
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: M louh, you got one you're thinking wasn't really like
Speaker 1: a hard but it was like something outside of the bedroom.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking about something inside of the bedroom. I
Speaker 1: don't be lying like you. Yeah, what about what we
Speaker 1: asked the Discord.
Speaker 2: I want to see so you know, as y'all know
Speaker 2: out there while we record, we have our Patreon audience,
Speaker 2: we have our Discord audience. They watch us live and
Speaker 2: they comment while record, right, so we able to sit
Speaker 2: here and read the comments yesterday.
Speaker 1: Go to the bottom of these comments. If you don't
Speaker 1: mind for me, I want.
Speaker 2: To see do y'all have a hard something that y'all
Speaker 2: like about sex, something specific to you, something that makes
Speaker 2: y'all hard.
Speaker 1: Let me see, Lamon, I see you said you love it.
Speaker 1: We love you. Thank you so much showing up today.
Speaker 1: Anybody in the Discord in the nut.
Speaker 4: Navy give me a hard also too, to the listeners.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't know if you guys read the caption,
Speaker 4: but whenever I write the caption. I always say common
Speaker 4: below and let us know me.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to share shit with us, y'a.
Speaker 1: Don't never be sharing ship. Don't be fucking afraid to
Speaker 1: share shit.
Speaker 3: They just be arguing with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you feel me like, I don't want to fight
Speaker 4: your niggas, like share some ship.
Speaker 1: God damn it, all right, so we have by blank.
Speaker 4: I found out I love sexing in the jungle when
Speaker 4: I was in Costa Rica last week.
Speaker 1: Oh god damn, you just flexed on us. Motherfuckers sex
Speaker 1: and in the jungle Like that's a song.
Speaker 3: That's fired.
Speaker 1: Wow, Oh that's a good one. Sorry. Somebody said when
Speaker 1: she keeps them heels on and her legs, I feel
Speaker 1: about that is sober. I love the heels heel sex
Speaker 1: to me. I love it. We got a good one
Speaker 1: right here, well, a different one.
Speaker 4: I like the back of my arm lightly bit while
Speaker 4: I'm getting deep strokes, missionary, your arm is kind of.
Speaker 1: So I gotta lean over.
Speaker 3: I got a no, she could probably be like this,
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: Know how good to pussy. Got a beast for you
Speaker 1: to start nibbling on the arms.
Speaker 4: Weird places, Yeah, shut out one shout out to another one. See,
Speaker 4: this is one of my fortes, right, having my nipples
Speaker 4: sucked while getting fingers.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, that's a big one.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4: One of our, one of our, one of our longest
Speaker 4: tendered members, says, I like a deep voice in my
Speaker 4: ear telling me not to come.
Speaker 1: That's not that's my bag. Oh go ahead. When I
Speaker 1: put a cock ring on and she feels and reacts
Speaker 1: to the thicker thickness.
Speaker 2: Fellas out there, I never use one. Fellas out there,
Speaker 2: do yourself a favor. Order conquering is a very inexpensive.
Speaker 2: You can get some with vibrators on. You get some
Speaker 2: with like little rabbit ears, and those ones have like
Speaker 2: a little thing where you can just pull it down
Speaker 2: based off tight to tighten it to you know, to
Speaker 2: your size or whatever, or loosen it if it gets
Speaker 2: too tight. But I'm telling you, the way your joint
Speaker 2: looks you want your shit sunny is kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Dot on a mother fair that actually kind of remind
Speaker 3: me of the porn that I was watching when I
Speaker 3: was telling you about he was about six inches, but
Speaker 3: he was girthy. And when I tell you like women
Speaker 3: like men, think that, oh women want link it's the
Speaker 3: girth that we really fucking like. And if a cockering
Speaker 3: can achieve that, yes, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I was watching.
Speaker 3: A porn missionary with toes in my mouth. That's that's
Speaker 3: that's that's an ultimately, that's a og.
Speaker 4: Right now that you say cockering, right, that was the
Speaker 4: porn that I was using to joint on. Right, it
Speaker 4: was a fucking a food ginari joint with a girl
Speaker 4: on girls like this alien robot fucking this little human joint.
Speaker 1: So she sucking up from the back and right, and
Speaker 1: she said, I hope you ready.
Speaker 4: I hope you're ready for my next surprise.
Speaker 1: Then she like hits a button on her chest and
Speaker 1: her dick got bigger than she's right, yo, everybody, we
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: We have so many more submissions, but we need to
Speaker 2: get out of here, and I want you all to
Speaker 2: start concentrating on a soft Thank y'all so much for
Speaker 2: y'all submissions.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this again next week.
Speaker 2: The soft things you don't like in the bedroom, things
Speaker 2: that make you soft, y'all want to run through a
Speaker 2: couple of these while they thinking about this sauce. When
Speaker 2: she when she smooches the gucca with extra wet lips
Speaker 2: as she strokes my dick.
Speaker 1: We said soft.
Speaker 2: I'm reading some of these hosts being slapped in missionary
Speaker 2: well being told how pretty I am. Hey click, while
Speaker 2: you choked me and fucked me deep and hard.
Speaker 1: That's another one. You got a multitask for some of these.
Speaker 2: My partner straps me from the back with her thumb
Speaker 2: hooked and my ass while pulling my hair. She tells
Speaker 2: me how proud she is of me, how successful I'll become,
Speaker 2: and how much she loves how I show up.
Speaker 1: I come hard every time.
Speaker 2: Who While we get some of these herds off, I
Speaker 2: see I see one. I mean somebody soft soft in here, Loune,
Speaker 2: you said you had a soft.
Speaker 4: Yeah, facts my mattress. So I realized my mattress is
Speaker 4: good for me for sleeping. That's it's not really good
Speaker 4: for fucking. So I got a memory phone right the sleep, Nigga,
Speaker 4: I go to bed io point.
Speaker 1: Six seconds when I'm fucking. I kid you not.
Speaker 4: I remember one time I was fucking on my bed
Speaker 4: and I was going like super hard, like I went
Speaker 4: so fucking hard, nigga, my mattress.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 4: They hit the shoes underneath just sunk into the bottom
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, god damn, Like what's going on.
Speaker 3: It's hard to ride on a memory phone. Like when
Speaker 3: I'm on top and I put playing my feet down
Speaker 3: because I have a memory phone, it's hard to actually ride.
Speaker 3: I have to do it on my knees.
Speaker 4: Like that's good for my off riders, but when it
Speaker 4: comes to my my dick fucked, I'm like, yo, this
Speaker 4: might I need a bed.
Speaker 1: I had to take the man from off my bed
Speaker 1: because it be Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: We know you got bad complicated so memory pham beds
Speaker 2: are not good for really like sex like that.
Speaker 1: Ability also to it?
Speaker 4: Could it also hurt the partner, Like I remember I
Speaker 4: was fucking Shorty and she was like laying down on
Speaker 4: the stomach.
Speaker 1: I'm going mad hard on her back and just like
Speaker 1: bending like this. Her butt is going down, her back
Speaker 1: is still up here. Done.
Speaker 4: Ship was fucked up. I thought it was work.
Speaker 1: Noga.
Speaker 3: You know what you can do to negate that.
Speaker 1: Get a.
Speaker 3: Mattress topper. Yeah, get a pillowtopper.
Speaker 1: Only put it on laid lady Nigga laid all right?
Speaker 2: I see one soft when she wraps her lips as
Speaker 2: she gives me shallow head.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate that. What are you doing?
Speaker 7: I don't like the head. I don't like when they
Speaker 7: just suck on the head part. That shit tickles, Nigga,
Speaker 7: what I don't like that?
Speaker 1: Baby? Listen to Own. You know what I'm saying to
Speaker 1: own yesterday? Yesterday? That's what the soft salt.
Speaker 2: These are why you gotta have conversations with your partners
Speaker 2: when you're having sex, because.
Speaker 1: What works for one person might not work for another.
Speaker 3: Someone said, when she's bouncing and it slides out and
Speaker 3: my ship gets bent, that hurts.
Speaker 4: Like I wish I knew how much that ship really.
Speaker 4: I would never I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1: Is like a glitch.
Speaker 3: Sure is when a woman thinks she can deep throw
Speaker 3: but ends up throwing up because she realized she can't
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I like, you know said that said that.
Speaker 6: You don't mind I do.
Speaker 1: I don't love it, especially if they don't mind it
Speaker 1: sucking it back up.
Speaker 3: But I told you what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Chipotle.
Speaker 3: It was it was.
Speaker 6: Chicken.
Speaker 1: It was so hot.
Speaker 4: I was to say that somebody her soft is nipple play.
Speaker 1: I had a brush reduction and I can't feel ship.
Speaker 4: That's not sorry, I'm going straight the hell.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My softest a woman that thinks she okay,
Speaker 1: you said that when he.
Speaker 3: Licks the pussy like a cat, like licking milk.
Speaker 4: No, it's there, he's like, that's like a dog.
Speaker 1: Bad rhythm, not being in sync with the stroke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate rabbits.
Speaker 1: When her bed has an edge or attachment that prevents
Speaker 1: us from fucking, fucking or fucking her throat while she's
Speaker 1: upside down. Oh yeah, that's tough. You haven't hit your
Speaker 1: leg your foot on that thing under the bed while
Speaker 1: you're fucking metal ship. Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, as a platform, bad?
Speaker 1: Oh, a platform that I could never platform bad considerate.
Speaker 3: But it's on the floor, bro, it has to get down,
Speaker 3: mad low. No, it's not platform. But it's high.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the bed that has just a flat
Speaker 2: surface and the bed sits on top of it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no, no, My beast is high.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was talking about that. That's the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 3: The metal frame the old ship. Yeah, the one where
Speaker 3: you stub your toe and it hurts.
Speaker 1: Yes, when the bed is too high, Lord, what in
Speaker 1: the oh my God, I don't got those problems, not
Speaker 1: vibes when the dick don't match up with the talking
Speaker 1: he was doing beforehand. It's better to under cell than
Speaker 1: the over cell.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like talking about nothing.
Speaker 3: Don't talk about nothing, don't say oh yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: make you show me. I feel like the men who
Speaker 3: don't talk usually give me the best sex. Once you
Speaker 3: start talking, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, even about like Courtney. When the dude look
Speaker 1: at Courtney, he sees just like Courtney is. Courtney is
Speaker 1: a scam. She's you know, like, is that right? If?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's spider man.
Speaker 4: I'm batman, very much badman.
Speaker 1: She's been bad for a while. Yesterday's venom.
Speaker 2: Not listening or taking my pleasure into consideration. M listen,
Speaker 2: Justine said, just get one of those little step ladders.
Speaker 5: What's the step ladder with the thug?
Speaker 1: Oh man head moving more than the head working. Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 4: They're doing is drink.
Speaker 1: He just poured a glass of ice, like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: When he moves after me, specifically saying not to yo,
Speaker 1: I have a problem with know, I have a problem.
Speaker 1: You don't like to taho.
Speaker 4: That's as say you about to come and he just moves.
Speaker 1: That's your finishing move man. Wait wait say that.
Speaker 3: Text messages, I'm taking you the Homie court.
Speaker 4: Watch when I find everybody got to finish?
Speaker 2: All right, y'all, This episode comes out next week. I
Speaker 2: believe y'all are recording, hopefully without me, next week. Dr
Speaker 2: We have some really fire episodes coming up. I actually
Speaker 2: locked in the next candidate for Love for the love
Speaker 2: of Yesterday today. Hey, Yesterday will be pleased. I'm super
Speaker 2: excited about that episode as well. We're gonna get her
Speaker 2: up here to take care of that. And yeah, guys,
Speaker 2: welcome to the summer. It is about goddamn Memorial Day.
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Speaker 1: Yo. I wasn't in discord. Yo, I wasn't paying attention
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Speaker 1: game day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They told me in the discord when this one. I
Speaker 3: was in Discord maybe last week, like late last night,
Speaker 3: like on late night, and I was just trying to
Speaker 3: see who was in the voice chat thing.
Speaker 1: He was just talking his game to day, like I
Speaker 1: gotta come with like a fucking Laker.
Speaker 3: Jersey whatever whatever?
Speaker 1: Say that. I got the Kobe jersey to tuck it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever sport you want to the Kobe with no shorts.
Speaker 4: I got the shorts to talk about. Wait, yeah, the
Speaker 4: play party.
Speaker 3: At the complaint party?
Speaker 5: Do you really want to show Kobe jersey?
Speaker 1: This nigga thought he was about to run a full
Speaker 1: I thought it was au.
Speaker 4: I just I feel like he was talking them kids
Speaker 4: with the special meats.
Speaker 1: I thought that's what it was about. Bro. That's where
Speaker 1: I told who was gold with this? Did you women?
Speaker 1: I blocked him from dunking on me, by the way.
Speaker 2: I didn't, but I didn't try to dunk on him.
Speaker 2: I stopped him from joking over me in front of
Speaker 2: my kids. I'm not just gonna embarrass me.
Speaker 1: How not go home with these kids? Special?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: My kids?
Speaker 3: You ain't have to do them like that.
Speaker 1: You ain't to them like that. It was a mistake.
Speaker 1: It was a mistake.
Speaker 2: So yeah, game day soccer football, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: All of our guardians will have on referee outfits. We
Speaker 2: will have kinks and drinks, which means before the party
Speaker 2: from six to six, I believe it, six to nine thirty.
Speaker 2: We will have activations where you come you can do
Speaker 2: soft play activations with people who do all types of
Speaker 2: kink activities.
Speaker 1: And then you come on over to the house and
Speaker 1: get he's your freaking gets your freaking head man. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's July twenty sixth Saturday. It's
Speaker 1: a Saturday, all right. We will see y'all next week.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming to the show.
Speaker 4: The show.
Speaker 1: Please crazy so with me. I don't know that.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it thinks playing right now.
Speaker 1: They are right, they are playing right now.