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Speaker 1: it's time for this again. The thing's big. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Before we get into the main topic, of the big
Speaker 2: finish to do. Have one more thing from the wayback
Speaker 2: machine that I think we should at least take a
Speaker 2: look at. This comes from I think a year ago
Speaker 2: Jeff skin Wade on the air doing a Frankel spot
Speaker 2: and then something happened.
Speaker 1: It got me a nice cash settlement. Yes they did.
Speaker 1: In fact, there's such good people. They're not gonna mind
Speaker 1: when I have a sneeze fit right now, they don't
Speaker 1: even care have it again. Oh yeah, I think I'm
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Speaker 1: That's helping people to get into bad spot because they've
Speaker 1: been hurting wreck or hold on. Someone sneezed while they
Speaker 1: were driving and then they looked up and then someone's
Speaker 1: driving recklessly next to them and then smashed into the
Speaker 1: and then they were hurt and they there we go, Oh.
Speaker 3: This is incredible, This is incredible. What would you do
Speaker 3: if you were in that situation? You would call Franklin
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Speaker 3: thirty three. Uh.
Speaker 1: They've helped so many people over the years.
Speaker 3: Maybe right back, yeah, there it is, Yeah, by bless you.
Speaker 3: They've helped a lot of people that have been in
Speaker 3: that situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, geez, I tell the ladies, I can sneeze five times.
Speaker 2: It is way more satisfying to just sneeze and get
Speaker 2: it out, though, than when you're ready and it doesn't
Speaker 2: happen and you're like, damn it, I know what's in there.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can have a heart failure if you hold
Speaker 1: back of sneeze. Really, I don't know. Okay, so is
Speaker 1: that a health tip or not?
Speaker 2: H And also this one came from the world of news.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure where this was, but it's from a
Speaker 2: wall back. Just give a little a feisty lady on
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 1: All right, So what's in store for today? We got
Speaker 1: team coverage for you. We're gonna start things off with
Speaker 1: less cryptin. Hey, don't splash, come on, that's rude, man,
Speaker 1: it got wet. Sorry, but oh man, I'll throw you.
Speaker 3: Well, hey, guys, let me tell you what.
Speaker 1: I immediately need to know. What all these people look like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sounded hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those other guys are gruesome looking fellas, and she's
Speaker 2: smoking hot of.
Speaker 3: Course, how about you say that we'll just for your imagery, okay,
Speaker 3: just for okay?
Speaker 1: Does do it for you? Yeah? They look like Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 3: Wait, and why, I'm why, why do you have to
Speaker 3: mention that they're a man that we've all seen nude
Speaker 3: many times.
Speaker 1: Because Katie's a narcoleptic and so is Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, but he's a bad guy and we've
Speaker 2: learned that over time. It's bad things.
Speaker 1: He's your brother narcolepsy, and you always have his back.
Speaker 2: Me and him.
Speaker 1: Cammel Forst.
Speaker 2: Texas linebacker Sergio Kendalls, Ye Steven Jenkins, lead singer of
Speaker 2: third eyeblind.
Speaker 1: I just assumed. I just assumed those guys were gay.
Speaker 1: I'll dry you off.
Speaker 4: They made a huge deal about that.
Speaker 1: They sure did, like that Dave when I got drunk
Speaker 1: at your apartment last week. I'd like to talk.
Speaker 2: About digital clutter for a minute with you guys, because
Speaker 2: I think Christina and I have a problem with the
Speaker 2: way you guys go about.
Speaker 1: Things on your phones, right or just life. This has
Speaker 1: been ever ange time they've seen underneath the sheets where
Speaker 1: all the dirt is.
Speaker 2: But a new survey claims that the average person has
Speaker 2: over one thousand unread emails, twelve unread text messages, and
Speaker 2: seventeen unread social media.
Speaker 1: Notifications, and that's enough.
Speaker 2: Let's leave that off. Just to the twelve unread text messages.
Speaker 2: I've very rarely had more than ten unread text mess
Speaker 2: I never had more than one. If it's and if
Speaker 2: it's more ten, I get through it immediately and like
Speaker 2: what you know. But and usually maybe it's just one.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the show group chat that I've missed.
Speaker 1: You know, No, I see it's your prot that's the
Speaker 1: one that you don't pay attention to.
Speaker 2: You Sometimes I miss some stuff. I told you, guys,
Speaker 2: trying to do less screen time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then how do you have? You have what ten thousand?
Speaker 3: I have one thousand, two hundred and sixty two quote
Speaker 3: unquote unread text messages.
Speaker 1: I don't understand I have. You don't understand I have
Speaker 1: one and seventy one.
Speaker 4: So that number is just staring at you, guys, every
Speaker 4: time you open your phone, and you just let it
Speaker 4: get bigger.
Speaker 1: Here's why.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, because we're ven and skinned, we.
Speaker 1: We're kind of a big deal.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Our homes smell of mahogany and rich leather, leatherbound books.
Speaker 3: But if you're a prisoner to the technology on your phone,
Speaker 3: if you worry about that number. Like, for instance, I
Speaker 3: see somebody, just Amanda, who works here, just texted us
Speaker 3: and said thanks earlier, right, she said thanks.
Speaker 2: I'm not ever included on any of those chains.
Speaker 3: Well, it missed all the point, and so I said
Speaker 3: I didn't. I just was working, and so I didn't
Speaker 3: have to go in and click on it. I saw
Speaker 3: the whole thing, right, So now I've received that message
Speaker 3: and I have seen it, but I don't have to
Speaker 3: go in and click it, so the iPhone knows I've
Speaker 3: seen it. I don't care about their count, like, how
Speaker 3: do you guys make it through election season?
Speaker 1: I don't get that many. I don't get that much stuff.
Speaker 4: No, it bugs me to have things left like I intentionally,
Speaker 4: if I know I need to get back to a message,
Speaker 4: I will leave it on unread so I remember to
Speaker 4: go back to it.
Speaker 1: That's fair. There's I think to Ben's point, I bet
Speaker 1: the vast majority of these messages that are in here
Speaker 1: we've seen. We just didn't click on him exactly because
Speaker 1: there is so much stuff where someone says thanks or gotcha,
Speaker 1: or there's a you know, an emoji of a vegetable
Speaker 1: that looks like a penis right, Like there's just a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff you can just look and see and
Speaker 1: you don't need to click on it. Now. The problem
Speaker 1: would be if they said thanks and then they hit
Speaker 1: the return button three times said, by the way, I
Speaker 1: have something very important to tell you about some blood
Speaker 1: testers that you would miss that, right, But in general,
Speaker 1: I don't think these are a bunch of messages that
Speaker 1: I care about. In other words, just someone going yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2: The red icon doesn't bother you, right, I mean it
Speaker 2: bothers me, It bothers the Jesus at.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 3: Like here's like so many messages are somebody just loving
Speaker 3: your message or whatever. I have a new message that, oh,
Speaker 3: my friend loved the message I sent him. I don't
Speaker 3: have to click on that. I don't care. I've now
Speaker 3: seen what he was trying to communicate with me. The
Speaker 3: iPhone doesn't own me. I don't have to get rid
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: How many phone messages unheard phone messages do you have?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: None?
Speaker 4: None?
Speaker 1: Iause I check them. I have four hundred and forty two.
Speaker 4: I wish that the little red notification did bug me,
Speaker 4: because it bugs the hell out of me, and I
Speaker 4: have to go through everything.
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy behavior, but this data says no
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I only have fifty three of those.
Speaker 3: But I think I recently cleaned out my voice message
Speaker 3: and I just delete them without listening.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hire you to clean out my unheard
Speaker 1: phone message.
Speaker 3: And the other thing is this, if you look at
Speaker 3: all the voicemails, they're from numbers I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and here's the other thing you can do too,
Speaker 1: if you really wanted to just power do it, you
Speaker 1: can click on it and it shows a transcript and
Speaker 1: you immediately know what to delete. But yeah, she's like,
Speaker 1: I just don't spend any time doing it. If there's
Speaker 1: a phone message I need to hear, nine point nine
Speaker 1: nine nine times out of ten, someone will say I
Speaker 1: left you a VM, and I'll see that message and
Speaker 1: I won't click on it because I've seen that they
Speaker 1: left me a VM, so that'll stay unread, and then
Speaker 1: I can go in there and then I can listen
Speaker 1: to the one phone message I need to listen to. Okay,
Speaker 1: strip mall.
Speaker 3: Steve is responding he's gotten one nine and sixty unread
Speaker 3: texts and thirty eight thousand and unread emails.
Speaker 1: That's amazed with that.
Speaker 4: I don't understand it to wash dishes to help myself out.
Speaker 1: Well, he's seen them. You don't have to click on them.
Speaker 1: I know. I think I think Steve employs AI to
Speaker 1: read his messages. I have twenty one, four hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty on ready emails. Oh my god, I don't understand you.
Speaker 1: Where would I find that note? Like just right there
Speaker 1: on your email thing? Yeah, it's not showing up for
Speaker 1: me there, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, you read all your emails, that's not poss I
Speaker 2: have more than five emails. I've got to go through
Speaker 2: and start deleting or checking to see what they own it,
Speaker 2: trusts me.
Speaker 1: Nuts. I'm so happy that I get to live life
Speaker 1: half assed. I'll never forget the time that KT looked
Speaker 1: his inbox dead in the eye and before reading it,
Speaker 1: he said, well that'll do it for this one, and
Speaker 1: the show ended. Uh. Coming up next, Christina is going
Speaker 1: to play music right here on the Eagle. Here you going,
Speaker 1: you're well? I want to get my sock back, dude,
Speaker 1: God bless Jesus.