Speaker 1: Welcome to the Wine and Wine Podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm Kelsey and I'm Ellie. This is your dose of friendship,
Speaker 2: fun and figuring life out together.
Speaker 3: Let's be besties because life is messy, wine helps.
Speaker 2: And whiny is optional. Hi. Hello, how's it going.
Speaker 1: I'm good about you?
Speaker 2: So good? How's life? What's what's happening?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, same old just busy wish and we got
Speaker 1: some snow.
Speaker 2: I know, I know what is winter without snow? Right,
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt my feelings because I found I won't
Speaker 3: found out I won't be able to ski this.
Speaker 1: Year though, So wait, why well, well we normally get
Speaker 1: some free passes. Oh no, I'm not getting passes this year.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's not in the budget to pay
Speaker 3: for those one and fifty dollars day passes, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, skiing is so expensive. Like I talked to my
Speaker 2: friends about it all the time and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you should like start skiing, and I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 2: don't even know how to ski and it's so expensive
Speaker 2: to start. Like I'm just like it's a joke.
Speaker 1: It just gets more and more expensive every Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like I'll just I'll just chill for bed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But AnyWho, Okay, well, here we are. We got a wine.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do, yes, and you're gonna die at the
Speaker 1: name of the wine.
Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the name of this episode is the wine
Speaker 3: where Ellie does it for the plot.
Speaker 2: I stay doing it for the plot. It's crazy, gosh.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. But this wine is called trouble Maker.
Speaker 2: I am a trouble maker, and I love that the
Speaker 2: amount of eye rolls I get from my girlfriends. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh my fuck, Like we can't tell you to do it.
Speaker 2: Like it's almost one of those things where it's like
Speaker 2: they tell me one thing, yeah, and it solidifies the
Speaker 2: fact that I need to do the complete opposite, Like
Speaker 2: I will never listen to them, so they almost have
Speaker 2: to use reverse psychology basically. Yeah. And I was talking
Speaker 2: to my girlfriends the other day and they were like, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's try it now, and then we're doing it and
Speaker 2: being super supportive, and then I'm like, wait, this sounds
Speaker 2: really weird, Like stop doing that.
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, don't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh goodness, okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, Troublemaker, Troublemaker.
Speaker 3: It's a red blend, and the description says it is
Speaker 3: jammy boisonberry and BlackBerry with a fresh hint of raspberry.
Speaker 1: The blend is an awful.
Speaker 3: Lot, is a sirah petite serraw a French word I
Speaker 3: don't know how to pronounce.
Speaker 1: And a zinfidel.
Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1: Should we try this?
Speaker 2: My goodness? Yes, let's clink to this clean clink.
Speaker 1: Okay, give it a good sniff, give it a.
Speaker 2: Are we swirling first? I still don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know swirling.
Speaker 1: Sirling the sniff. It does kind of smell jammy, but not.
Speaker 2: Like in like I feel like I got a swirl again.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's see. Yeah, it smells a bit sweet.
Speaker 1: It smell a bit sweet.
Speaker 2: Is this a blend? Did you say? Yes?
Speaker 1: It's a blend?
Speaker 2: Oh? I do love me a good blend, though blend.
Speaker 2: I love a good blend. Look at these legs, huh.
Speaker 3: I know we still don't fully understand the legs, but
Speaker 3: it does have some nice legs.
Speaker 2: The way it's coming down, that is pretty. Listen the legs,
Speaker 2: be Leagan, right now, leggs are legged.
Speaker 1: She's got some nice legs.
Speaker 2: She's got some nice legs. She is a troublemaker them
Speaker 2: Damn troublemakers always have nice legs.
Speaker 1: All the legs, legs for days.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1: I'm not either. That finished so smooth.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Yes, this is what a troublemaker would taste like.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is so good.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, just going back for more, guys, that was good.
Speaker 2: I'm here for it. This is probably, like so far,
Speaker 2: one of my faves.
Speaker 1: I think it's my fave too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all around, I give it a are we
Speaker 2: we're raiding it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, out of five stars.
Speaker 2: See, I'm not a big wino though, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I'm gonna do a four point five.
Speaker 1: Honestly, i'd probably do the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is probably one of my favorite wines that almost
Speaker 3: and each ever tried, you know a couple of really
Speaker 3: really good ones in Italy.
Speaker 2: The finish is so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I I feel normidic, like, I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna get like heartburn.
Speaker 2: I feel good about it.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, we're giving it a four out of five,
Speaker 3: our highest rating so far. And for those of you
Speaker 3: wondering the price ranges, anywhere from sixteen ninety nine to
Speaker 3: twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I love it, except for I bought it on sale.
Speaker 1: Because you know, it was on Sally twelve bucks.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, because I'm a budget We we love a
Speaker 2: good budget.
Speaker 1: But normal price range is about seventeen to twenty.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's perfect. That's a good like go to
Speaker 2: wine for, like to bring to a party or whatever,
Speaker 2: you know. Okay, well here we are here. We are
Speaker 2: talking about doing it for the plot.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Ellie, tell me what have you been doing
Speaker 1: for the plot?
Speaker 2: So aggressive? Right? Okay, you guys, I need to start
Speaker 2: off by saying that I sorry, the sun is in
Speaker 2: your eyes.
Speaker 1: The sun is in my eyes a little bit. But
Speaker 1: it's cool. I'll just lean forward.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel bad. We can close the curtains here
Speaker 2: in a bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're good right now, guys.
Speaker 2: We're like recording in the middle of the day, which
Speaker 2: is a first for us. This is also a first
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: Normally record right after work in the evenings.
Speaker 2: Mmm. So I mean, what's what's a little What's a
Speaker 2: little wine at like three o'clock in.
Speaker 1: The afternal, It's it's not morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing it. Here we are. But okay, so
Speaker 2: going back to this story here, going back to when
Speaker 2: Ellie does it for the plot, I was on Instagram
Speaker 2: the other day and I was just scrolling through reels.
Speaker 2: I saw this reel and I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: And it was this girl talking about how she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to start dating like a man, and she
Speaker 2: was like swiping right on everything because yeah, well you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Guys will just swipe, slip, slap, sipe, swipe until the
Speaker 3: hope they get a match.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and I've never I'm not one to do that.
Speaker 2: Like I'm I feel like I'm a normal person who has.
Speaker 1: Like picky standards. Nothing wrong with that, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Like there's a bio. I read the bio. I make
Speaker 2: sure the.
Speaker 1: Whole profile, makes sure the pictures look good, the whole
Speaker 1: string them exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, I make sure the horoscopes aligned with my horoscope. Yes,
Speaker 2: got to see the Yeah, all the things right. And
Speaker 2: so anyways, I like, I spend my time looking at
Speaker 2: him and then I go left for no, right for yes.
Speaker 2: And this girl was like, okay, so I'm swiping right
Speaker 2: on all of them. Yeah, and she's like, then once
Speaker 2: I get my matches, then I'm sending out like very
Speaker 2: generic like messages to them. And then she's like, I
Speaker 2: feel like I can get more like just matches and
Speaker 2: dates through that and all the things. She was just like,
Speaker 2: so she was just swiping right and just giving them
Speaker 2: like generic messages, you know, and so that way she
Speaker 2: can just kind of just get more dates and kind
Speaker 2: of go from there. So I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do that and I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to see how it works, see what happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because at this point I'm doing it
Speaker 2: for the pot and so and I'm not gonna lie like, ugh,
Speaker 2: I can go on a tangent about this, but I
Speaker 2: am a little bit picky. Yes, as you should be,
Speaker 2: as as I should. I deserve that, And I feel
Speaker 2: like here's the thing, and I say this example scenario
Speaker 2: all the time, but like when I'm dating online, like
Speaker 2: on dating apps, I do get a little very specific
Speaker 2: on like looks and like yes, bios and all the things.
Speaker 2: But I feel like there would be a lot of
Speaker 2: guys on the dating apps that I would give a
Speaker 2: chance to in real life because then I like actually
Speaker 2: meet them, I see their personality and all the things,
Speaker 2: and so it's kind of almost unfair, I feel like,
Speaker 2: because I'm that person. Like if I were to meet
Speaker 2: a person in person, not on the dating app at all,
Speaker 2: and they weren't like that cute, but their personality was
Speaker 2: so cute, like it softens me to them, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's really endearing or they're super cute,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: And that's why I hate dating apps is because you
Speaker 1: can't get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm very attracted to personality more than you know,
Speaker 3: you know, like looks help obviously, but you can't get that,
Speaker 3: yeah they're dating apps unless.
Speaker 1: You have been talking to them for a minute totally.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I feel like that's how us
Speaker 2: girls are kind of wired, Like we're very much like
Speaker 2: I feel like the majority of us girlies place personality
Speaker 2: above looks, yes, whereas guys, I think the place looks first,
Speaker 2: and then it's personality, you know. So anyho, back to this,
Speaker 2: I was like, Yeah, I'm just gonna fucking do it
Speaker 2: and we'll just go from there, you know, because it's
Speaker 2: not like I have a hard time matching with people.
Speaker 2: My thing is is I never really say yes to
Speaker 2: people yes, So out of like a hundred, and it's
Speaker 2: crazy because it's kind of a validated this, but out
Speaker 2: of one hundred, I would probably say I say yes
Speaker 2: to maybe three to four people, right, And so it's
Speaker 2: not like I really say yes a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: But then when you think about it, if I say
Speaker 2: yes to somebody, they also have to say yes to
Speaker 2: me exactly, so like half the time they probably won't
Speaker 2: say yes, So then the numbers dwindle even more so
Speaker 2: like to two yeah, exactly. And so anyhow, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I'm gonna do this and I'll see
Speaker 2: how it goes. So I like hop onto my bumble
Speaker 2: and I start swiping right just like I wasn't even
Speaker 2: looking because I was like I don't want to look
Speaker 2: and like get my brain into it and like second
Speaker 2: guess something and like go left and stead or whatever,
Speaker 2: and so I was just looking at the time. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna tie myself and I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: it for five minutes. Anyways, long story short, within like
Speaker 2: a minute, I was out of likes and I was like, okay, wait,
Speaker 2: well that's happening right now. But anyways, you have to
Speaker 2: apparently pay for like unlimited likes or whatever. Really, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you trying to make money for me?
Speaker 2: But anyways, so dumb, so dumb. So I was like, screw,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do it for a week. So I paid.
Speaker 2: I paid like ten bucks for a week of unlimited
Speaker 2: likes or whatever. And so I'm like, all right, So
Speaker 2: I've been doing it for a couple days or whatever,
Speaker 2: and I tie myself for like five minutes. And five
Speaker 2: minutes doesn't seem long. But if you're just swiping, like right.
Speaker 1: Right river right, Yeah, how's your thumb feeling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's rough. It's rough, like carpol tunnel up
Speaker 2: in this bitch, you know what I mean. Yes, So
Speaker 2: I'm like just swiping, swipe, swiping, and then I leave
Speaker 2: it alone. And then maybe like an hour or two later,
Speaker 2: I look and see and for every five minutes of swiping,
Speaker 2: I probably get thirty ish matches.
Speaker 1: That's pretty decent.
Speaker 2: And then from there what I do is I go
Speaker 2: to the matches and then I start unmatching the people
Speaker 2: I really don't want to talk to, just because like
Speaker 2: I feel bad. Some of my girlfriends were like, well,
Speaker 2: why do you just why don't you just let them be,
Speaker 2: like why are you unmatching them? And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: kind of feel bad because, like so with Bumble, I'm
Speaker 2: sure some of you guys know, some of you guys don't.
Speaker 2: But with Bumble, the girl has to reach out first,
Speaker 2: and I have to reach out within twenty four hours
Speaker 2: of the match, and then after that, the guy reaches
Speaker 2: back out and he has to do it within twenty
Speaker 2: four hours, and if we both do it within twenty
Speaker 2: four hours, then the match is actually okay set. But
Speaker 2: if one of us doesn't do that, then they go away.
Speaker 2: So if I like let them sit there for a day,
Speaker 2: then they go away. Or if I send out a
Speaker 2: message and they never messaged me back within a day,
Speaker 2: then I go away for them. So anyways, all that
Speaker 2: to say is like it's basically like this fucking timer
Speaker 2: of like twenty four hours, and I just feel bad
Speaker 2: thinking about like a guy out there like matching with
Speaker 2: me and they're like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna like
Speaker 2: talk to this girl, like let's see if she messages,
Speaker 2: and then I never do, so I'd rather like pull
Speaker 2: off the band aid, you know, and just like just
Speaker 2: be like sorry that was a mistake or something like
Speaker 2: I would just rather them just like not be waiting
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: Honestly, like from back when I was on dating apps,
Speaker 3: like that is how a guy dates. So you're trying
Speaker 3: to you're trying to currently use bumble like a guy
Speaker 3: would use it.
Speaker 1: They do that, they'll swipe, swipe, swapsitpe, swipe, and then
Speaker 1: just unmatch. That's so crazy, is I remember I'd look
Speaker 1: in there and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I matched with this person and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden they were just gone.
Speaker 1: So you're still doing it, doing it exactly you were
Speaker 1: supposed to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like God intended it too, Oh my gosh. And
Speaker 2: so AnyWho, I like, so I'm doing that right. And
Speaker 2: so then I go on later on that day and
Speaker 2: I do the same thing. Five minutes of swiping. Then
Speaker 2: in a couple hours I'll start unmatching. Anyways, I started
Speaker 2: like doing the calculations in my head and I'm like
Speaker 2: adding up all these people. When I tell you, Kelsey,
Speaker 2: I was at like one hundred and thirty match at
Speaker 2: one point, and it's.
Speaker 1: A lot to handle.
Speaker 2: That was a lot overwhelming, overwhelming as full guess how
Speaker 2: many I like said yes too?
Speaker 1: How many? Like maybe ten?
Speaker 2: No, that's been super optimistic. Oh no, yeah, none at
Speaker 2: that point. Oh shit, not at that point. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy shit, i think I'm the problem. I
Speaker 2: think I'm the problem. And so AnyWho I like kept
Speaker 2: doing it. So I've been doing it for a couple
Speaker 2: of day and at this point, I'm at like over
Speaker 2: three hundred matches, Like, ah, together, I think I'm closer
Speaker 2: to like the four hundred range. I'm probably like three
Speaker 2: sixty or something. Girl, But listen, I've literally only been
Speaker 2: talking to like three to four new matches, so at
Speaker 2: this point, crazy, I'm not the one percentile.
Speaker 1: Like like how big is your dating pool? Like what
Speaker 1: is your radius?
Speaker 3: Like are you just doing where we live or are
Speaker 3: you going Like no, I'm going to eighty miles out?
Speaker 2: I not eighty, but I think I'm doing like sixty five,
Speaker 2: which is kind of like an hour's drive away, would
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 3: I mean it depends on which direction you're going, Yeah,
Speaker 3: an hour hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like I'm probably going like two hours drive
Speaker 2: away ish, so like sixty seventy miles out And then
Speaker 2: you don't even want to know way age range.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're going out to sixty five year olds
Speaker 3: to get those sugar daddies, those sugarnanis just please tell
Speaker 3: me you're just not doing eighteen year olds.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. Well
Speaker 2: I'm doing currently well. At one point it was like
Speaker 2: twenty seven okay to like forty six. But then at
Speaker 2: one point it was like, would you like to adjust
Speaker 2: your filters because you've swiped on basically everybody. So I
Speaker 2: was like, you taw.
Speaker 1: Dating pool guys.
Speaker 3: Side note, it's so much not the greatest, and I'm
Speaker 3: sorry for any Utah guys listening, but like we have
Speaker 3: to already narrow down the fact that like seventy percent
Speaker 3: of the people are LDS.
Speaker 1: And we are not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that does narrow down our dating selection, yeah significantly.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. I didn't even think about that, but yeah,
Speaker 2: so so I had to adjust my filters. So I
Speaker 2: moved up the mileage, like the miles or whatever, up
Speaker 2: like farther away ish, and then I brought down the
Speaker 2: dating to like maybe twenty five year olds and then
Speaker 2: up to like fifty you know what I mean. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, gosh. So anyways, I'm obviously still getting matches,
Speaker 2: but I'm still at the like one out of one hundred,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense. Yeah, Like that is the ratio
Speaker 2: that's happening right now. And I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I thought I was going to be more optimistic about this,
Speaker 2: and I don't think that's the case. And so I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm picky or if like the
Speaker 2: algorithm is just giving me like shit like matches or whatever.
Speaker 1: I honestly think it's just our location.
Speaker 3: Like if you were to probably do the same experiment
Speaker 3: in like New York or California.
Speaker 1: Hmm, I just I think it would be better.
Speaker 3: It's just like I was saying, like our dating pool,
Speaker 3: we're we have a significantly smaller dating pool as non
Speaker 3: LDS people. And I'm not saying that like we're not
Speaker 3: we would never like not date an LDS person.
Speaker 1: But our values just don't match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: We drink swear, so yeah, so sorry, sorry, Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: that's totally true.
Speaker 2: And like I do feel like it's getting a bit
Speaker 2: more diverse here as the years go on, but it's
Speaker 2: still not enough to like make it in the normal range.
Speaker 2: In comparison to like the us of them makes sense.
Speaker 2: So that is the tricky part, but that is that's
Speaker 2: currently what I'm doing for the plot right now. Is
Speaker 2: it's just that experiment. So I'm like, I think I'm
Speaker 2: like four days in and I do have to cancel that.
Speaker 1: Because I think it's like can find a connection?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and anyways, So I don't know, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like, now that I'm reflecting back on it, I'm like, fuh,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is like I overthink about
Speaker 2: their feelings if that makes sense. Yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: would it be so weird for like a guy to
Speaker 2: match with some girl and then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: she's gone. But then I'm like, fuck, that happens to me.
Speaker 1: Too, happens you know all the time.
Speaker 2: I feel like the dating scene out there is just
Speaker 2: fucking ruthless. It is like it's the wild World West.
Speaker 3: No. I am so so glad I don't have to
Speaker 3: deal with it anymore, you know, I hope.
Speaker 2: Oh we're not.
Speaker 1: Married yet, so no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, well don't break up with me, please no
Speaker 2: kelsey yah stop. But yeah no, it's I talk to
Speaker 2: my girlfriends about this all the time, and I am
Speaker 2: that single friend in the friend group and they're like,
Speaker 2: I could not imagine, Like most of my girlfriends are
Speaker 2: like married with two kids, you know, at this point,
Speaker 2: and they're like, I could not imagine getting back out there.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, guys, it's fucking ruthless. It is ruthless.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly why we're having you do it for
Speaker 1: the plot.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I can't. It's so much. It's so much,
Speaker 2: and like it's so crazy because like when I changed
Speaker 2: it to like people that were like twenty five or whatever,
Speaker 2: there's even this option that was like can we like
Speaker 2: go down a couple years or up a couple of years,
Speaker 2: depending or whatever, and I think it's like switched on
Speaker 2: to yes or whatever. So I'm like going through my
Speaker 2: matches and there's like twenty three twenty four year olds
Speaker 2: who are like matching with me, and I'm like, bro.
Speaker 1: They want you to be a sugar mama. Bro, and
Speaker 1: you're like but wait, hold please, because I can't do that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, please get out of here. And there was
Speaker 2: this one bio how old was this guy? I think
Speaker 2: he was like twenty seven, which still isn't bad, but
Speaker 2: he said something like I like older women. Oh, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, are also literally doing it for the plot?
Speaker 1: I feel like they are, but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: You're like, you know, you're obviously a dime piece, but
Speaker 3: like for someone that young to be matching with someone
Speaker 3: our age, it's like, yeah, not twenty seven, but i
Speaker 3: mean like the twenty three twenty four year olds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ten years.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy, right, I'm like, can are you? It
Speaker 2: makes me wonder if they're not looking at the age,
Speaker 2: like are you?
Speaker 1: I don't think they do. It's a guy.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't think they just looking at your stunning face.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy because like I'm that person who like
Speaker 2: my normal like swiping method, not this like doing it
Speaker 2: for the plot one. But I look at the first
Speaker 2: pro like picture, then I look at age, then I
Speaker 2: look at height, then I look at bio, and then
Speaker 2: I look at all the rest you know, yep, And
Speaker 2: I'm just like, they.
Speaker 3: Literally just look at the picture and they're like yes,
Speaker 3: And I honestly think that they just have it open
Speaker 3: to anyone anywhere, any age.
Speaker 1: Kind of a thing too.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy to me. Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, Will's younger than me, but not ten
Speaker 3: years younger than Yeah, how much younger. It's like three
Speaker 3: and a half years. We would have been four grades
Speaker 3: apart in school.
Speaker 1: No, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's like a senior dating like an eighth grade or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really creepy to think about that way, especially
Speaker 3: because he's literally the exact same It just my sister,
Speaker 3: No shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my younger sister, Courtney. They are six days apart.
Speaker 2: No shut up.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all so right now you don't think about it,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think about it when you're younger. Yeah, a senior
Speaker 3: dating in eighth grader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what's funny. I think about this,
Speaker 2: like not all the time, but like randomly, I'll think
Speaker 2: about it and I'm like, why this is true. I
Speaker 2: am currently at that age where I can date the
Speaker 2: sun or the dad, right, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like it's so weird, it's weird. But also I'm here
Speaker 2: for it. Yeah I am too, because once again, we're
Speaker 2: doing it for the part, doing it for the plot,
Speaker 2: and so yeah, that's kind of my dating. Doing it
Speaker 2: for the plot. Story is this experiment and we'll kind
Speaker 2: of just see how it goes. Like I'm just kind
Speaker 2: of I'm open to anything right now. Like I'm just
Speaker 2: very koombay all about it.
Speaker 1: You know, see how your couple decent matches go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah there. I mean that's funny. There's this one,
Speaker 2: this one he has a dog on his profile and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dog's always got me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, your dog's really cute. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I put him on there, and I'm like
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know what's up, you know what's up.
Speaker 2: And then there's this other one right now, but he's
Speaker 2: kind of giving me the ick already, like once you
Speaker 2: get the ick, you can't go back.
Speaker 1: I go back, you cannot come back.
Speaker 2: You cannot come back from the ick. And so he's
Speaker 2: giving me the ick because he's like kind of a
Speaker 2: little like too much oh and a little.
Speaker 1: Like overbearing from like the get go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, bro, play cool or like.
Speaker 3: When they start calling you babe and sweetheart or good
Speaker 3: morning beautiful like every five seconds.
Speaker 1: And it's like I haven't even met in person yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I know this sounds so weird, but I
Speaker 2: feel like I can fill his energy from here, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense. And it's so much it's like it's
Speaker 2: almost I know this, like I'm not trying to be
Speaker 2: like this person who fucking tooots my own horn. But
Speaker 2: it makes away girl too. No, it makes me feel
Speaker 2: like he's thinking like, oh yeah, I'm watched with this
Speaker 2: like hot babe, and like he's just so like just
Speaker 2: I know it sounds like but like thirsty, like overly thirsty.
Speaker 2: So he's like, he's like, what's up, what's what do
Speaker 2: you do? Like like last night he was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I just got dining it out with
Speaker 2: my girlfriends, blah blah blah. He's like, okay, yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not doing anything. You want to come over?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, bro, I legit, yeah, I legit. Just
Speaker 2: started talking to you like yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 2: I said, I can't, like I can't, like what do
Speaker 2: you mean? Yeah? And he's like oh, like he's like okay,
Speaker 2: like nothing was gonna happen. I'm like, yeah, fucking whatever.
Speaker 3: You're like, dude, it's asked me on a date in
Speaker 3: a couple of days. I'm not coming over in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: That's also what's kind of so sussy is like, because
Speaker 2: I also read like on bumble, you can see what
Speaker 2: they're there for, So like, are they looking for a
Speaker 2: long term? Short term intimacy without commitment is basically just
Speaker 2: like DTF, you know, and like life partner, la la la.
Speaker 2: So when guys come out with this energy and I
Speaker 2: look at their profile and I'm like, you little fuck
Speaker 2: you said you want a long term like relationship and
Speaker 2: you're doing this like you're.
Speaker 3: Literally doing it just because they know they'll get more
Speaker 3: women that way, and then that's not what they're actually wanting.
Speaker 2: It's so icky.
Speaker 3: I can't Yeah, girl, I know we're doing it for
Speaker 3: the plot. You might need to get off that damn dating. Oh,
Speaker 3: I know, I know you're so iggy. Well you know
Speaker 3: what's crazy is like and I can't say a lot.
Speaker 3: I do know two people, two different couples that have
Speaker 3: gotten married off a tender yes, so same. Does there
Speaker 3: is success, yes for sure, but it gave me so
Speaker 3: much egg yes, And like who I am as a
Speaker 3: person is I go in waves so like I won't
Speaker 3: date for like whole year and I don't even care,
Speaker 3: like I'm just living life whatever.
Speaker 2: And then one day, I'm like, I should get on
Speaker 2: a dating app. And then I do it for like
Speaker 2: a couple months, three months, whatever, and then I'm over
Speaker 2: it and I'm like, oh, you know, like I'm just
Speaker 2: so exhausted by it, and then I'm so then I
Speaker 2: get off of it for like another year. Then I
Speaker 2: get back on it for like a couple months, and
Speaker 2: so anyways, right now is the couple month thing, and
Speaker 2: I'm slowly on my like burnout train, Like I'm my
Speaker 2: hop off here in like the next month or so
Speaker 2: and then just like take a little breather, you know,
Speaker 2: because it's too much. It's it's a lot of energy.
Speaker 2: It is, you know, even it's even if you're trying
Speaker 2: to keep it casual, which obviously I want to keep
Speaker 2: all of them casual in the beginning, you know, because
Speaker 2: you don't want to put all your eggs in one basket. No, no, totally,
Speaker 2: you don't want to do that. And I used to
Speaker 2: be that person who did that, and it just never worked.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why am I putting all this energy
Speaker 2: out there? So even by not doing that, though, it's
Speaker 2: still you're still expending some energy that I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just want to conserve my energy at this moment.
Speaker 1: And I don't blame you one bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm kind of just like, well, but this
Speaker 2: is a really good experiment, and I feel like this
Speaker 2: is only reinforcing my idea that I had already that
Speaker 2: I am more of a person that would have better
Speaker 2: success meeting somebody in real life than on a dating app. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I feel like I would give a lot more
Speaker 2: chances to guys if they were actually in real life.
Speaker 3: Them and you talk to them, you know, they're actual
Speaker 3: interest they're fake interests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like just who they are, like their personality,
Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm really good at reading like energy,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like if you feel genuine and nice,
Speaker 2: like I'm here for it, you know.
Speaker 3: Yes, So if any of our Bessie's out there have
Speaker 3: a single brother or friend.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm looking for a man in finance trust fun
Speaker 2: six to five the worst, but yes, totally, I will
Speaker 2: say though, you guys, I am five eleven. I'm a
Speaker 2: tall girly so shit.
Speaker 1: Tall girly so keep got them legs just like our wine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so just keep that in mind. Keep that in mind,
Speaker 2: but I'm open to it slide into my DMS. Girlies,
Speaker 2: give me your rex and we'll go from there.
Speaker 1: Ellie is now taking applications.
Speaker 2: I am, let's let's see it. Kelsey will leave you
Speaker 2: and approve. Yes, but applications come through doing it for
Speaker 2: the plot, yes exactly. Anyways, well, thanks for like hearing
Speaker 2: all about my do it for the plat?
Speaker 1: Yes, thanks for telling us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll definitely have to like come back to this
Speaker 2: and you talk about again and.
Speaker 1: We'll give you guys some updates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll give you the tea, yes, the tea and
Speaker 2: the wine. Yeah, yes, because we're drinking wine. Yes, but
Speaker 2: this was like a tea wine thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe one day we'll just do a spill the tea
Speaker 1: and we'll have tea. You'll mix it up, you do that.
Speaker 1: I have to be stuck on wine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love the wine. I
Speaker 2: love it. Yeah, we're like wait, hold on wait wait
Speaker 2: need wine too? Oh goodness, I love it. Anyway. All right,
Speaker 2: well we'll catch you guys later, talk to you later. Bye.
Speaker 2: All right e, besties, that's it for this episode of
Speaker 2: the Wine and Wine Podcast.
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