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<v Speaker 4>This text came in from somebody who's obviously heard our podcast,

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<v Speaker 4>or may I heard it on the regular show. They

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<v Speaker 4>said about Thunderstruck ACDC. He said, are you playing this

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<v Speaker 4>this song for Bob's thundernuts. Hold on to that for

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<v Speaker 4>a second. That was my nickname in high school because

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<v Speaker 4>I had a Yeah, we do have a big balls

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<v Speaker 4>story to get to. In a moment, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>make one more comment on this whole media fascination with

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<v Speaker 4>the Marco So Lopez, the Osso former Ossiola County Sheriff

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<v Speaker 4>getting out of bonding out yestream. Yeah, and they've all

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<v Speaker 4>just been waiting for him to bond and full well

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<v Speaker 4>knowing he's not going to say a word to any

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<v Speaker 4>of them when he comes out, and he did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's all this you know, manufactured hoople. And

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<v Speaker 2>he gets in a car and leaves there. News choppers

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<v Speaker 2>all followed his vehicle. Oh I saw it, So I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was his people, I would have anticipated this.

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<v Speaker 2>Got him in that vehicle, take off, get on iphour

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<v Speaker 2>and head West, get off in Tampa, pull into the casino,

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<v Speaker 2>pull into the garage, pulling the garage to go out

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<v Speaker 2>of side of the choppers, switch cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Drive out, and let their minds run wild.

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<v Speaker 2>That the guy charged with racketeering is any casino gambling right.

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<v Speaker 4>After being released from from jail. That would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in there, probably playing slots just like he was

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<v Speaker 4>allegedly running.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be great. I didn't even think of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, Oh yeah, I think he just drive straight

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<v Speaker 4>to where you're going and just lay.

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<v Speaker 2>It looked like he went maybe like by his lawyer's office,

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<v Speaker 2>and it looked like he went to some property I

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<v Speaker 2>guess that he owned because it looked like was people

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<v Speaker 2>he knew.

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<v Speaker 3>And who cares. The guy will have his day in court.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna be screwed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, speaking of screwed, I'm still curious is when that

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<v Speaker 4>strange wife's gain Now.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a unhealthy fascination with her. Look, h yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not bad, little crazy eyes. Taca was proposing just a

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<v Speaker 2>weekend bail on his part.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta admit, the meal that I'm buying at the

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<v Speaker 4>restaurant is probably a little better than what you were

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<v Speaker 4>eating and there, so sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Thundernuts, this for you. Big Balls is actually a

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<v Speaker 2>guy named Edward Chorstein. He's nineteen years old. He was

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<v Speaker 2>one of Elon Musk's hires for a Doge. One of

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<v Speaker 2>his computer whiz kids working at doge in Big Balls

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<v Speaker 2>was actually on the team's that's what he's on social

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<v Speaker 2>media aliases is big Balls profile. And the news got

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<v Speaker 2>a hold of that and you know, ran with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, he was on the crew that, among other things,

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<v Speaker 2>discovered the tens of thousands of lining some credit and

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<v Speaker 2>various credit cards with the US government had that weren't

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<v Speaker 2>being used or were questionable use and they got them

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<v Speaker 2>all close down whatever. Okay, he was part of that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he had left Doge and the report was Big Boss

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<v Speaker 2>is left Doge. Big Boss has been rehired. He's now

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<v Speaker 2>over at the Social Security Administration using his computer whiz

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<v Speaker 2>kids skills to The focus is to improve the functionality

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<v Speaker 2>of the Social Security websites and deliver more efficient services

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<v Speaker 2>to the American people.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember to remember when computers first came out of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, he's a computer nerd, and I wish I

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<v Speaker 4>was a computer nerd.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if I had only learned.

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<v Speaker 4>All this stuff to where you know, if I made

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<v Speaker 4>the dumb decision to be doing hacking accounts to do

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<v Speaker 4>something illegal, They're still going to hire you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you're still gonna get highresized the GOV. Usually

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<v Speaker 5>this guy at nineteen knows what he knows about computers

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff. I couldn't even imagine knowing that much and

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<v Speaker 5>he's only nineteen. And it just shows, you know, how

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<v Speaker 5>drastically things have changed and out quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>I have trouble changing my password and this guy Jean

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<v Speaker 4>is running.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not running, So you know what I'm getting at.

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<v Speaker 2>If you watch this some of the news outlet, you

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<v Speaker 2>would think he was, but no, he's not. So big

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<v Speaker 2>balls has resurfaced over it to Social Security Administry.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they mention by like why that's his nickname? Did

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<v Speaker 4>they get into it now? No, he he's I know,

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<v Speaker 4>that's just what he has handled whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>You, on the other hand, have a legit. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm having some Harnia issues as of the last

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<v Speaker 3>couple of months. Chardy had that fixed.

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<v Speaker 4>I did, but how long good we start working together?

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<v Speaker 4>That's how long ago I had it fixed. So I

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<v Speaker 4>think that I may have broke the mesh. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>I have to push him down, like if I call,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll feel a ball go, or not a ball but

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<v Speaker 4>a mass.

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<v Speaker 3>I know every dude right now, including myself, is just

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<v Speaker 3>like going.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh no, I don't really, I'm just used to it.

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<v Speaker 4>I did it my whole life growing up. God, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I had a varicose seal, a hydra seal when I

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<v Speaker 4>was a kid and all the way up to twenty something.

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<v Speaker 4>And they thunder had an enormous bean bag if you will.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, uh now I have an enormous scar all right.

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<v Speaker 2>What imagine the surprise of the folks working at Kitty

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<v Speaker 2>Academy in Portland, Oregon. This is like cats or a

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<v Speaker 2>little kid kitty kitty like daycare. Okay, it's a daycare program.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine their surprise as one of the young children who

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<v Speaker 2>had arrived at the daycare with his lunchbox, opened up

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<v Speaker 2>his lunchbox to get a snack out and inside was

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<v Speaker 2>the family gun. Oh God, turns out mom or dad

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally packed the gun in the kid's lunchbox and then

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<v Speaker 2>sent him into Kitty Academy.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you accidentally this this story?

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<v Speaker 2>This is all the information I've just given you all

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<v Speaker 2>the information that is in this story. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>got a guy who's coming out failing out of jail

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<v Speaker 2>and is he gonna talk to you, you get it

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks worth of coverage this story. Uh, four paragraphs

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<v Speaker 2>if that very small ones. I thought when you said

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<v Speaker 2>he open up is his lunchbox to get a snack?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna say, and there was a

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<v Speaker 3>cold beer in there because we did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, which that's a legit mistake you can make if

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<v Speaker 2>you're fumbling around, you're in a rush, mom or dad,

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<v Speaker 2>and you grab a can of what you think might

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<v Speaker 2>be soda or juice and it's actually a COLDI throw

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<v Speaker 2>it in the kid's lunchbox. Yes, we've seen that. But

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<v Speaker 2>hood to answer your question, how you accidentally put pack

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<v Speaker 2>your family's handgun in your you know, toddler's lunch box.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, finally this When you got married, was

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<v Speaker 2>there any discussion between you and your to be wife

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<v Speaker 2>as to what's your newly married last name?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going to be? No, not mine either.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have been cool if she would have, like,

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<v Speaker 4>if she would have kept it. But yeah, whatever you

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<v Speaker 4>know nowadays. So this is a big, big uh, you

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<v Speaker 4>know a lot of people for their profession, which I

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<v Speaker 4>totally understand. If you, you know, run a law firm

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<v Speaker 4>like my friend Daphane does, she you know, would keep

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<v Speaker 4>her maiden for the reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Just fine, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you've ever envisioned uh holding the decision back for

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<v Speaker 2>the day of your wedding and then playing rock paper

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<v Speaker 2>scissors to determine who, uh whose last name you were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have?

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<v Speaker 3>Is year you're a newly married.

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<v Speaker 4>Couple in the days of looking for ten minutes of

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<v Speaker 4>fame and social media?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you surprised this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what happened with this couple in is Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>I think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Were they doing the rock paper scissors for if she'd

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<v Speaker 4>take his name both or if he was gonna take

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<v Speaker 4>her name?

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what he do that he wins, they keep

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<v Speaker 2>his name, she wins, they go forward both of them

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<v Speaker 2>with her name.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you didn't state that, So would you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Hell? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean would you take your wife's maiden name? No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I would. I'd be fine with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Na I could be a like an Italian gangster name.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, who's that? And Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Traditional kind of guy has nothing to do with any

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<v Speaker 2>kind of sexist attitudes or misogynistic tendencies.

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Traditional kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Just have a guilty over there. I'm good with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ringing on mister and missus. Big Ball's free rock station

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<v Speaker 3>is w