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Speaker 4: This text came in from somebody who's obviously heard our podcast,
Speaker 4: or may I heard it on the regular show. They
Speaker 4: said about Thunderstruck ACDC. He said, are you playing this
Speaker 4: this song for Bob's thundernuts. Hold on to that for
Speaker 4: a second. That was my nickname in high school because
Speaker 4: I had a Yeah, we do have a big balls
Speaker 4: story to get to. In a moment, I wanted to
Speaker 4: make one more comment on this whole media fascination with
Speaker 4: the Marco So Lopez, the Osso former Ossiola County Sheriff
Speaker 4: getting out of bonding out yestream. Yeah, and they've all
Speaker 4: just been waiting for him to bond and full well
Speaker 4: knowing he's not going to say a word to any
Speaker 4: of them when he comes out, and he did not.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's all this you know, manufactured hoople. And
Speaker 2: he gets in a car and leaves there. News choppers
Speaker 2: all followed his vehicle. Oh I saw it, So I
Speaker 2: was thinking about this.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: If I was his people, I would have anticipated this.
Speaker 2: Got him in that vehicle, take off, get on iphour
Speaker 2: and head West, get off in Tampa, pull into the casino,
Speaker 2: pull into the garage, pulling the garage to go out
Speaker 2: of side of the choppers, switch cars.
Speaker 3: Drive out, and let their minds run wild.
Speaker 2: That the guy charged with racketeering is any casino gambling right.
Speaker 4: After being released from from jail. That would be amazing.
Speaker 4: He's in there, probably playing slots just like he was
Speaker 4: allegedly running.
Speaker 3: That would be great. I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Oh yeah, I think he just drive straight
Speaker 4: to where you're going and just lay.
Speaker 2: It looked like he went maybe like by his lawyer's office,
Speaker 2: and it looked like he went to some property I
Speaker 2: guess that he owned because it looked like was people
Speaker 2: he knew.
Speaker 3: And who cares. The guy will have his day in court.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be screwed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of screwed, I'm still curious is when that
Speaker 4: strange wife's gain Now.
Speaker 2: You've got a unhealthy fascination with her. Look, h yeah,
Speaker 2: not bad, little crazy eyes. Taca was proposing just a
Speaker 2: weekend bail on his part.
Speaker 4: You gotta admit, the meal that I'm buying at the
Speaker 4: restaurant is probably a little better than what you were
Speaker 4: eating and there, so sure.
Speaker 2: Hey, Thundernuts, this for you. Big Balls is actually a
Speaker 2: guy named Edward Chorstein. He's nineteen years old. He was
Speaker 2: one of Elon Musk's hires for a Doge. One of
Speaker 2: his computer whiz kids working at doge in Big Balls
Speaker 2: was actually on the team's that's what he's on social
Speaker 2: media aliases is big Balls profile. And the news got
Speaker 2: a hold of that and you know, ran with it.
Speaker 2: But anyway, he was on the crew that, among other things,
Speaker 2: discovered the tens of thousands of lining some credit and
Speaker 2: various credit cards with the US government had that weren't
Speaker 2: being used or were questionable use and they got them
Speaker 2: all close down whatever. Okay, he was part of that. Okay,
Speaker 2: he had left Doge and the report was Big Boss
Speaker 2: is left Doge. Big Boss has been rehired. He's now
Speaker 2: over at the Social Security Administration using his computer whiz
Speaker 2: kids skills to The focus is to improve the functionality
Speaker 2: of the Social Security websites and deliver more efficient services
Speaker 2: to the American people.
Speaker 4: Remember to remember when computers first came out of me.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's a computer nerd, and I wish I
Speaker 4: was a computer nerd.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I had only learned.
Speaker 4: All this stuff to where you know, if I made
Speaker 4: the dumb decision to be doing hacking accounts to do
Speaker 4: something illegal, They're still going to hire you.
Speaker 5: You know, you're still gonna get highresized the GOV. Usually
Speaker 5: this guy at nineteen knows what he knows about computers
Speaker 5: and stuff. I couldn't even imagine knowing that much and
Speaker 5: he's only nineteen. And it just shows, you know, how
Speaker 5: drastically things have changed and out quickly.
Speaker 4: I have trouble changing my password and this guy Jean
Speaker 4: is running.
Speaker 3: He's not running, So you know what I'm getting at.
Speaker 2: If you watch this some of the news outlet, you
Speaker 2: would think he was, but no, he's not. So big
Speaker 2: balls has resurfaced over it to Social Security Administry.
Speaker 4: Did they mention by like why that's his nickname? Did
Speaker 4: they get into it now? No, he he's I know,
Speaker 4: that's just what he has handled whatever.
Speaker 3: You, on the other hand, have a legit. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I'm having some Harnia issues as of the last
Speaker 3: couple of months. Chardy had that fixed.
Speaker 4: I did, but how long good we start working together?
Speaker 4: That's how long ago I had it fixed. So I
Speaker 4: think that I may have broke the mesh. I don't know,
Speaker 4: I have to push him down, like if I call,
Speaker 4: I'll feel a ball go, or not a ball but
Speaker 4: a mass.
Speaker 3: I know every dude right now, including myself, is just
Speaker 3: like going.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, I don't really, I'm just used to it.
Speaker 4: I did it my whole life growing up. God, yes,
Speaker 4: I had a varicose seal, a hydra seal when I
Speaker 4: was a kid and all the way up to twenty something.
Speaker 4: And they thunder had an enormous bean bag if you will.
Speaker 3: Yes, uh now I have an enormous scar all right.
Speaker 2: What imagine the surprise of the folks working at Kitty
Speaker 2: Academy in Portland, Oregon. This is like cats or a
Speaker 2: little kid kitty kitty like daycare. Okay, it's a daycare program.
Speaker 2: Imagine their surprise as one of the young children who
Speaker 2: had arrived at the daycare with his lunchbox, opened up
Speaker 2: his lunchbox to get a snack out and inside was
Speaker 2: the family gun. Oh God, turns out mom or dad
Speaker 2: accidentally packed the gun in the kid's lunchbox and then
Speaker 2: sent him into Kitty Academy.
Speaker 4: How do you accidentally this this story?
Speaker 2: This is all the information I've just given you all
Speaker 2: the information that is in this story. But if you
Speaker 2: got a guy who's coming out failing out of jail
Speaker 2: and is he gonna talk to you, you get it
Speaker 2: three weeks worth of coverage this story. Uh, four paragraphs
Speaker 2: if that very small ones. I thought when you said
Speaker 2: he open up is his lunchbox to get a snack?
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say, and there was a
Speaker 3: cold beer in there because we did that.
Speaker 2: Yes, which that's a legit mistake you can make if
Speaker 2: you're fumbling around, you're in a rush, mom or dad,
Speaker 2: and you grab a can of what you think might
Speaker 2: be soda or juice and it's actually a COLDI throw
Speaker 2: it in the kid's lunchbox. Yes, we've seen that. But
Speaker 2: hood to answer your question, how you accidentally put pack
Speaker 2: your family's handgun in your you know, toddler's lunch box.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, finally this When you got married, was
Speaker 2: there any discussion between you and your to be wife
Speaker 2: as to what's your newly married last name?
Speaker 3: What's going to be? No, not mine either.
Speaker 4: I would have been cool if she would have, like,
Speaker 4: if she would have kept it. But yeah, whatever you
Speaker 4: know nowadays. So this is a big, big uh, you
Speaker 4: know a lot of people for their profession, which I
Speaker 4: totally understand. If you, you know, run a law firm
Speaker 4: like my friend Daphane does, she you know, would keep
Speaker 4: her maiden for the reason.
Speaker 3: Just fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Would you've ever envisioned uh holding the decision back for
Speaker 2: the day of your wedding and then playing rock paper
Speaker 2: scissors to determine who, uh whose last name you were
Speaker 2: gonna have?
Speaker 3: Is year you're a newly married.
Speaker 4: Couple in the days of looking for ten minutes of
Speaker 4: fame and social media?
Speaker 3: Are you surprised this?
Speaker 2: This is what happened with this couple in is Australia.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 4: Were they doing the rock paper scissors for if she'd
Speaker 4: take his name both or if he was gonna take
Speaker 4: her name?
Speaker 2: That's exactly what he do that he wins, they keep
Speaker 2: his name, she wins, they go forward both of them
Speaker 2: with her name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't state that, So would you do that?
Speaker 2: No? Hell? No?
Speaker 3: I mean would you take your wife's maiden name? No?
Speaker 4: No, I would. I'd be fine with it.
Speaker 3: Na I could be a like an Italian gangster name.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, who's that? And Bob.
Speaker 2: Traditional kind of guy has nothing to do with any
Speaker 2: kind of sexist attitudes or misogynistic tendencies.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Traditional kind of guy.
Speaker 3: Just have a guilty over there. I'm good with it.
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