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Speaker 4: and Andy. Wow, this is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's
Speaker 4: Wife's Sapphire at Tanna's the weekly meeting of her women's club.
Speaker 4: She's just returned home and it's telling the Kingfish about it.
Speaker 7: Oh, George, we had the most wonderful meet in our
Speaker 7: club and had a very big turn out.
Speaker 6: All the girls showed up.
Speaker 1: Girls. What you mean girls?
Speaker 2: There was a bunch of overripe bobbists, George.
Speaker 7: Fyes, you always criticized my club. It's one of the
Speaker 7: oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong.
Speaker 2: For ye I'll said it is the only thing that
Speaker 2: could break that outfit up is the epidemic a lot, George,
Speaker 2: that's what they need.
Speaker 7: By way, George, I heard the day that Andy Brown
Speaker 7: just inherited two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Andy inhered the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Why you hear that?
Speaker 5: Holy smokes, that's right, George.
Speaker 7: Anna has died and left it to him. George, why
Speaker 7: don't you go out there inherit two thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Look on here, they're my fault that I don't hurt
Speaker 2: no money. I was ready and willing. But Marella, this
Speaker 2: won't corroborate. The path is on there as usually so ported.
Speaker 2: It takes the joy out of the whole thing. You
Speaker 2: mean to say that Andy got two thousand dollars. You
Speaker 2: know this is one of the luckiest breaks I overhead.
Speaker 7: Now wait a minute, George, don't you try to jip
Speaker 7: Andy out of that money. After all, he ain't too
Speaker 7: smartacize that he's your best friend and.
Speaker 1: He trusts you.
Speaker 7: Now, I don't forget that, George. I'm going in the
Speaker 7: other room. But you remember what I say.
Speaker 2: Hmmm is right, And here is my best friend and
Speaker 2: it trusts me too. Chipping him is gonna be easier
Speaker 2: than I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, think Fish.
Speaker 3: I guess you've heard the news about Andy You Inherican
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, he is. You know, the boy is.
Speaker 3: Very happy about his unexpected pitfall.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess with a hunk of money like that,
Speaker 2: all the vultures in town will be buzzing around him.
Speaker 1: Yes, and King Fish.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning
Speaker 3: there was laying eight to five that you'd out vulst
Speaker 3: the whole bunch of them.
Speaker 1: Well, I glad ahead.
Speaker 2: A boy still got confidence in man that need the
Speaker 2: five hunh Yes.
Speaker 3: The only thing is there's a certain condition in the
Speaker 3: well to touch them. Odds down considerable much that well,
Speaker 3: it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well thirty
Speaker 3: years ago, and she forgot the change it. The world
Speaker 3: states that the two thousand dollars must be used specifically
Speaker 3: for Andy's college education.
Speaker 2: Holy small and in college? She really threw a curve
Speaker 2: with that, didn't she?
Speaker 1: Even? Assuming that?
Speaker 3: And Andy did want to go to college, I can't
Speaker 3: imagine any college ever taken him.
Speaker 1: No, he couldn't get in.
Speaker 2: Uh, he wouldn't be Say wait a minute, read a minute,
Speaker 2: give me a vault and angle right there.
Speaker 1: If I was the start of college on.
Speaker 2: My own and get and in as a student, I
Speaker 2: could get the two thousand dollars an intuition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. It sounds like you got something there,
Speaker 1: King Fridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see what else can they get to make sure
Speaker 2: that Andy would enroll in my college? Say wait a minute, Coola,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 8: Get a gal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the angles. And I think I know
Speaker 2: just the gal too. I'll have her drop by at
Speaker 2: just the right time while I told the end. Yes,
Speaker 2: is she attractive?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell her to tell her to dress up
Speaker 2: classic too.
Speaker 1: I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'll do.
Speaker 2: Well, I bet when this girl puts on a new dress,
Speaker 2: she'll really.
Speaker 1: Look like something.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish I could say the same thing about
Speaker 3: my wife Clara. Putting the new dress on Clara is
Speaker 3: like putting stuff covers on an old sofa.
Speaker 1: No matter what you do, the lumpy shape is still there. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the Kingfisher's office. I believe I'll get on in
Speaker 1: there and take a nap with him this afternoon.
Speaker 2: Well, come in, oh Kingfish, I see you as already
Speaker 2: for sleeping.
Speaker 1: You got on your black night gown.
Speaker 2: There, no, no, no, any this is a genuine college
Speaker 2: cabin gown.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess I have seen
Speaker 3: them before. Say, how come that cap is so flat
Speaker 3: on the flower?
Speaker 2: Well it's got to be any you see, most college
Speaker 2: professors have flat head and so designs to fit them
Speaker 2: kind of snug you see.
Speaker 1: Well, what are you wearing the stuff for? You ain't
Speaker 1: no college professor.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why you're wrong, and you ain't here the
Speaker 2: I got my license from the Board of Education this morning,
Speaker 2: open full fledged college. I was also entitled enrolled male
Speaker 2: female co.
Speaker 8: Eds grow genuine ivy on all four walls in.
Speaker 2: Person football players and the dot market in the college
Speaker 2: business with.
Speaker 3: Both feats in Yeah, I see fish, I understand right
Speaker 3: that you was running a college here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't talk to you now,
Speaker 2: ain't they're too busy here? Oh oh yeah, I wasn't
Speaker 2: rolling students for the false SUSA.
Speaker 1: Well you know, King.
Speaker 3: Fish, Now this is a funny thing. I was thinking
Speaker 3: about going to college myself, sure enough, oh show, Just
Speaker 3: so happens. I just inherited a big hunk of money.
Speaker 8: You don't mean to tell me, Hey, I had no idea.
Speaker 2: That you in heard the two thousand dollars on you
Speaker 2: rich In and.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 3: But the catch in the will is that I got
Speaker 3: to use the money for college education. Say tell me,
Speaker 3: King Fish, what kind of subjects you teach you here?
Speaker 1: Oh? Anything you want?
Speaker 2: And the uh uh spelling, electronics, solid geometry, flabby geometry.
Speaker 1: All stuff. The only thing that bothers me is do
Speaker 1: you take in students like me?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 3: After all, I ain't had too much education. I had
Speaker 3: to leave school when I was seventeen. Oh you did, dune, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was the age limit for the third grade.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the education.
Speaker 8: Then there, I'll make an exception your kids and.
Speaker 3: Rule you as your Yeah, but Kingfish, I don't know. Member,
Speaker 3: I'll look around and see what other college is there.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, if.
Speaker 2: That's the way you feel about it, well, probably another
Speaker 2: student come in.
Speaker 10: How do you do, Professor Stevens, I just come.
Speaker 1: Over to enroll. Well, Kingfish, I'll be running.
Speaker 3: Hell no, mister Brown, this is miss Simpson. Yeah, how
Speaker 3: you do tell me, Miss Simpson that you figured on.
Speaker 1: Going to college here? Well, yes I am, but I
Speaker 1: had quite an argument with my mother about it. She
Speaker 1: wants me to go to finishing school. Finishing school. Don't
Speaker 1: look like there's much work left to do on you,
Speaker 1: mister Brown.
Speaker 9: You sound like the kind of man the walm, the
Speaker 9: about and ball.
Speaker 11: I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 1: You're wonderful.
Speaker 2: I has a dog, all right, Well, too bad rolling
Speaker 2: in my school, huler. Look like you're missing not on
Speaker 2: a great curriculum. Yeah, well, wait a minute, I tell you,
Speaker 2: King Fisher, you know this education stuff is beginning to
Speaker 2: look mighty good to me.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, sign me out.
Speaker 9: Well, I gotta be running along now. I'm due back
Speaker 9: at the dance hole. I mean to have dresses in
Speaker 9: twenty minutes.
Speaker 6: You know, mister Brown, I was.
Speaker 9: So looking forward to going to college and sitting next
Speaker 9: to handsome intelligent, dashing gentleman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do if you
Speaker 3: get a chance, ditch him and meet me in the cloakoom.
Speaker 1: Well, he look like you and her will be matriculating
Speaker 1: together or h king Vince.
Speaker 3: If that's what goes on with higher education, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hit a new altitude right there.
Speaker 2: So all said, then, now your college education courses is
Speaker 2: actly two thousand dollars h mayor Spittens. Yeah, well, I'm
Speaker 2: going down to see the lawyer and telling him I
Speaker 2: was rolled up in the college and I'm coming down
Speaker 2: for the money. Yeah, you know when college is gonna
Speaker 2: be a great thing for your son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I might learn something too. You mean to
Speaker 3: say that I don't get the money, mister Phillip, not.
Speaker 12: On this basis Brown, since you call, I thoroughly checked around,
Speaker 12: and there's no such college as the one you describe.
Speaker 3: Oh, Norm's, there's a real college. I was there, and
Speaker 3: I don't talk to the fellow that runs it.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, there's no record of it at all.
Speaker 12: And before you get this two thousand dollars, you've got
Speaker 12: to comply with the terms of your aunt's will and
Speaker 12: become enrolled in a legitimate college.
Speaker 3: Well, this shure comes as a blow to me. I'm
Speaker 3: certainly sorry that I can't a roll in at George
Speaker 3: Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student. Buddy,
Speaker 3: I don't ever see.
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Speaker 14: no no, no, no, no no no no no pardicular
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Speaker 1: And listen music sounds.
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Speaker 4: and Andy.
Speaker 3: Well, there was thanks for driving me over here the
Speaker 3: lawyer stone Wall's office.
Speaker 1: I got to meet the kingfish. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I was glad to do it in And I
Speaker 2: hope stone Waller has got some low angle for you.
Speaker 2: If here was a tough break getting two thousand dollars
Speaker 2: not being able to use it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I almost had the money, but the lawyer
Speaker 3: wouldn't let me go to the Kingfisher's College.
Speaker 2: You say they wouldn't let you go to the Kingfisher's College.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kingfisher was all set. I was gonna take a
Speaker 3: course over there electronics. He got all the equipment, but
Speaker 3: breaking up the atom and everything.
Speaker 2: You mean to say that he got the great big
Speaker 2: machine that smashes the atom.
Speaker 3: Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first
Speaker 3: few weeks. You're gonna split him up with a axe.
Speaker 2: Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me.
Speaker 2: Is you trying to tell me that the King Fish
Speaker 2: has got a credited university.
Speaker 3: Well there was no credit to He wanted the money
Speaker 3: of advance.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is all about.
Speaker 3: Then, Well, anyway, the Kingfisher is don't give up the
Speaker 3: whole college idea so they could help me get the
Speaker 3: money from the world.
Speaker 5: Oh he doesn't give up the college.
Speaker 1: Now huh yeah? Wait wait here, come to King Freig
Speaker 1: down the street now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I gotta get going and I don't want
Speaker 2: to get messed up in this thing, so long, hold
Speaker 2: down let's get right on up the Stonewall's law office here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope we can figure out somewhere getting that
Speaker 3: money without me going to college.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere.
Speaker 2: You give me half of the two thousand dollars if
Speaker 2: I help you get the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that's the deal that's going in and see
Speaker 1: if Stormwall got the.
Speaker 8: Idea, Well, hold on that stone Wall illars gotta.
Speaker 3: Come on in.
Speaker 1: It's your business, storm No, my free nice.
Speaker 15: But you know what a fellow was just in here
Speaker 15: trying to drive me, offered me fifty dollars to resign
Speaker 15: from a kick matching that twifty.
Speaker 1: Dollars a resign huple kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I guess he knew that with me all the kids,
Speaker 15: he couldn't He wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have a chance.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well who do you representing the kids?
Speaker 1: Stormall?
Speaker 8: This fella would offer me the fifty dollar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I love Stormwall.
Speaker 1: Like I asked on the Telefornia.
Speaker 2: Did you figure out anyway of getting around that wheel
Speaker 2: so Andy can get the two down dollars without going
Speaker 2: to college.
Speaker 16: Well, one of the legal angles on getting around or
Speaker 16: where is if the terms of this thing is harmful
Speaker 16: to the beneficiar. What do you mean to go due
Speaker 16: to the beneficial Well, you see, I had a case
Speaker 16: once where a fella had to live in alask got.
Speaker 1: To inherit some money.
Speaker 15: I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to
Speaker 15: his health, so they gave him the money without.
Speaker 3: Him going there harmful. I wonder if anywhere of proving
Speaker 3: the college to be harmful to me?
Speaker 8: Well, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt.
Speaker 1: Him, meant you might have a case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but well you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what psychiats?
Speaker 8: If that say?
Speaker 1: I know I can be a psychiatrist.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just what we're doing. And look here, I'll
Speaker 8: be a psychiatrist.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Look here.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great idea. You give a stone wall.
Speaker 1: You knew.
Speaker 2: It's surprising how street you can think with a crooked mind.
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, And before we go into the lawyer's office here,
Speaker 17: remember that I as the great psychiatrist.
Speaker 1: I remember everything we've done. Rehearse niver I know, okay,
Speaker 1: king bage, let's go in.
Speaker 3: Oh come in, mister Brown, how you do Miss Phillips,
Speaker 3: and permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund von Stevens, the
Speaker 3: big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon.
Speaker 2: How you do excuing of rubber gloves? I've been up
Speaker 2: all night operating.
Speaker 13: And just what is the reason for your visit?
Speaker 1: Doctor? Well, miss Brown.
Speaker 2: Here happens to be a patient of mine and he
Speaker 2: informs me to under the terms of some will or
Speaker 2: something or who's I don't understand much about them things,
Speaker 2: you know, But anyway.
Speaker 1: You say he got to go to college.
Speaker 13: That's quite correct.
Speaker 2: What about Well, it's my professional opinion as a genuine
Speaker 2: doctor that if Brown here is supposed to go to
Speaker 2: college and do any thinking, his brain is going to
Speaker 2: popul like a fires in balloon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eyes in bad shape?
Speaker 12: Or well, doctor von Stevens, what do you base this
Speaker 12: diagnosis on?
Speaker 2: Well, on the fact that he is suffering from an
Speaker 2: acute undevelopment of the brain. I made a discovery when
Speaker 2: I disamined.
Speaker 1: Him this morning.
Speaker 13: What kind of an examination?
Speaker 2: Well, I stood him up and I looked through his
Speaker 2: left here, and all I could see was.
Speaker 1: Some blue and white stripes.
Speaker 2: Good heaven, what was that the wallpaper on the other
Speaker 2: side of the room.
Speaker 12: Do you mean to tell me that there is an
Speaker 12: open passage from one of his ears to the other.
Speaker 3: I'll it, oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles
Speaker 3: like a Pickleol.
Speaker 12: This is the strangest thing I've ever heard of. Doctor,
Speaker 12: What are you going to do about it?
Speaker 2: Well, the only thing I can do is to put
Speaker 2: a little screen and east here to keep the fly at.
Speaker 1: The temporary.
Speaker 13: This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard.
Speaker 8: Yeah a lot, admit mister Brown's kids.
Speaker 2: This isn't an unusual but there is a perfectly logical
Speaker 2: explanation for it. You see in the average man passage
Speaker 2: between the ears, it's filled up with a normal size
Speaker 2: Brian missus Brown, on the other hand, as the undeveloped.
Speaker 3: Bring yeah, ain't no bigger than the ping pong ball.
Speaker 12: And you mean to say that going to college would
Speaker 12: be a harmful well, I can.
Speaker 2: Want to give you my psychopathic apear.
Speaker 8: That's all I look.
Speaker 1: For example.
Speaker 2: Just take a man that ain't exercised all that later
Speaker 2: he can't start all of a sudden without hurting himself,
Speaker 2: saying thing with mister Brown's brand.
Speaker 5: You Ever, after not using it all these years, he started.
Speaker 2: Doing them heavy, thinking now he gonna end up with
Speaker 2: a cerebral Charlie horse.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 13: A cerebral Charlie house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard to cure too. The only thing will
Speaker 2: help him as injecting.
Speaker 5: Sloan's lin him and into him sloans lend him.
Speaker 2: Yeah you see, Uh, this would be a detrimental to
Speaker 2: the beneficiar, and therefore the terms ought to be set
Speaker 2: aside in this will, and you ought to give him
Speaker 2: the two thousand dollars down to lump some cash on.
Speaker 8: I'll give the man the money.
Speaker 1: Will you.
Speaker 3: They me have anomaloge with Phillips and we get on
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 12: Yeah, now just a minute. I don't know why I've
Speaker 12: listened to you this long. This is the most ridiculous,
Speaker 12: trumped up story I ever heard in my life. I'll
Speaker 12: listen Brown. The terms of your aunts will state that
Speaker 12: the two thousand dollars must be used by you for
Speaker 12: a college education as soon as you would roll in
Speaker 12: the case the lumps that will be paid to you,
Speaker 12: and not before. But mister Lloyan, as far as your
Speaker 12: concern Stephens, you certainly have your nerve trying to pull
Speaker 12: a cheap trick like this.
Speaker 2: Now just a minuture, is you trying to say that
Speaker 2: I has been lying that I made up this story
Speaker 2: about being a psychiatrist. Is you implying did eyes a
Speaker 2: swilling a cheap Well, now that you ask me, bother
Speaker 2: asking dad, mister Wee.
Speaker 8: Going to.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'll tell you, Kingfish, we might as well give
Speaker 3: up on this thing. There ain't no way to break
Speaker 3: the will or nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really don't hit a snag all right here
Speaker 2: we find a part of good at the end of
Speaker 2: the rain, but we can't get the lid off the
Speaker 2: part I ain't never.
Speaker 1: I'm going on home. I've regretted with the whole business.
Speaker 3: I'll see you, lady, Kingfish, say, here comes Shorty to
Speaker 3: bark well, so long and hello short, hello, shortage, so long, kings.
Speaker 19: I'm so long, came Wick, I mean hello, kame hello,
Speaker 19: hand goodbye?
Speaker 5: Can I mean so hella le make up your minds?
Speaker 2: Well, tell you easy sharding a way. But now we're
Speaker 2: all alone here, so you can put your brain in neutral.
Speaker 19: Yeah, he'll say, kings Fiers, well why does and he
Speaker 19: look tro down in the dumbs. I hear that he
Speaker 19: inherited two thousand dollars from my f from from his own.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, uh, there's plenty of trouble there. Short a hundred
Speaker 2: terms of the will, there ain't no chance of getting
Speaker 2: the money. Just think something that was ripped thirty years
Speaker 2: ago is giving us all this trouble today.
Speaker 1: Thirty years ago.
Speaker 19: Yeah, it's it's too bad that wasn't another new will
Speaker 19: written later in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well uh just uh uh if there wasn't no no,
Speaker 2: oh wait a minute later, new will go.
Speaker 1: I just singing here.
Speaker 2: If I was to write a new will with different
Speaker 2: terms in it, that would illuminate the old ones winning this.
Speaker 1: Yeah that that that that's a good idea, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't tell Andy that I writ I'll just
Speaker 2: say that I discovered this thing and he'll never know
Speaker 2: the difference. Then I can have him take it up
Speaker 2: to his lawyer and get the money without having to
Speaker 2: go to college.
Speaker 19: Oh so that that was the terms of the will
Speaker 19: move you know something terms fish After after I got
Speaker 19: out of high school, I got an offer to go
Speaker 19: to a big medical college.
Speaker 1: A medical college.
Speaker 8: Uh uh I just what you're going to be here?
Speaker 1: Short?
Speaker 19: Well, they wanted me to be a big surgeon. They
Speaker 19: want they want they want me a specialize here. They
Speaker 19: wanted me to be a general practice.
Speaker 5: They wanted me for they wanted me for.
Speaker 1: I'm an exhibited Well then I gotta see you right away.
Speaker 1: What's hard and long?
Speaker 2: I just had a sneaker suspicion that you ant had
Speaker 2: another will.
Speaker 1: So this morning I went downtown to the.
Speaker 5: Federal Bureau of Will, and sure enough I found another will.
Speaker 1: That you ant to need up, No fooling king fish?
Speaker 1: Is you on the level about this?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: And there here's the will right here, here's the her
Speaker 2: latest will.
Speaker 1: It was written later than the other one. You see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this must be a later will. All right. They ain't gone,
Speaker 1: it ain't even dry.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is an official will?
Speaker 1: Oh certain?
Speaker 2: And uh look what's drawing right there on the corner
Speaker 2: there there's the official seal of this sovereign state of Georgia.
Speaker 2: Two bowld weels on the background of a peach pit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well it must be official, all right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well now let me.
Speaker 2: See here, let me read you the thing. Yeah, let
Speaker 2: me get on my specs.
Speaker 1: One of the pains that is.
Speaker 2: Cracked in the right one, yes, both of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I looked like a hair on the paper there.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 5: Uh now let me see uh stay here.
Speaker 8: Uh this was ritt and just as this was richer
Speaker 8: by by your aunt.
Speaker 1: See I shake she was here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well here why you started the stand? Say here,
Speaker 2: no old men, by these presents that this is my
Speaker 2: last will and testimony, and that really means it this time.
Speaker 1: It sounds all right, so far people, Well, she's going
Speaker 1: to see here.
Speaker 2: I he'll have to referred to as old Mary Brown
Speaker 2: hereby states that if there's any other will found before
Speaker 2: this one, it is to be undisregarded as my mind
Speaker 2: was not the sound and then at that time as
Speaker 2: it sounds.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what.
Speaker 3: I wonder why her mind was so unsounded when she
Speaker 3: read that first will.
Speaker 5: But then there she explains it right here in the
Speaker 5: next briage.
Speaker 1: You here she say here, when I made my first.
Speaker 8: Will, I had just got hit on the head with
Speaker 8: a rock.
Speaker 3: However, the hole is done filled up now now its
Speaker 3: sharp as the button. I don't never remember her getting
Speaker 3: hit on the head with no rocks.
Speaker 1: Well, probably didn't want.
Speaker 2: To worry any You know how your andros will. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's going to see here. I wish to leave my
Speaker 2: love and nephew handw H. Brown the some of two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Please see that this is in cash and
Speaker 2: has no strings of tests. Then she closes the will
Speaker 2: here by saying, please excuse the handwritten as I sinking fast,
Speaker 2: signed to your late aunt Mary King Fish.
Speaker 3: That really put a new angle on the thing. What
Speaker 3: do we do now, Hell, we call them mister Phillips,
Speaker 3: the lawyer.
Speaker 1: And it Wait a minute, I get him on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell him to you.
Speaker 8: See, that's why you got to Jelly's man.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're just tell him that you found the
Speaker 2: new will and if you're gonna bring it down to
Speaker 2: him and collect the money.
Speaker 1: That's well.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, miss Phillips. I called him for mister Brown.
Speaker 2: He just done found a new will of his aunts.
Speaker 12: Look, I recognize your voice, Stevens, and this sounds like
Speaker 12: another one of your phony schemes.
Speaker 13: I guarantee you if you come down here with any
Speaker 13: fake will, I'll have the.
Speaker 1: Law on you. Goodbye, No, so goodbye. What'd he say?
Speaker 1: He said for you to come down with it right away?
Speaker 1: That's what he great King Fish.
Speaker 3: And then when he gave me the two thousand, by
Speaker 3: me and you can split a cord to our agreement.
Speaker 2: Well, hen me just one thing before you take it over.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking it would.
Speaker 2: Be a little selfish on my part to take a
Speaker 2: thousand dollars of your money. I tell you what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do and I'll tell you off. There's agreement right
Speaker 2: and now if you will give me one hundred.
Speaker 3: Dollars cash, well, kingfish, that has swell you. The only
Speaker 3: thing is I just got seventy five dollars on me.
Speaker 1: But that's what I say.
Speaker 2: I do it for seventy five dollars, all right here
Speaker 2: he is, king, Okay, okay, here, I take the seventy
Speaker 2: five and I stand up the agreement right here.
Speaker 1: Dad, just look at it. Oh boy.
Speaker 3: When I take this will down to the lawyer, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be took care of for the rest of my day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least for about sixty many Yeah, honey,
Speaker 2: there you is seventy five dollars, cool cash.
Speaker 1: I made it yesterday.
Speaker 7: Oh John, that's wonderful. Why did you get it?
Speaker 1: Well, never mind, honey, I got it. And that's the
Speaker 1: important thing.
Speaker 2: And you really got to believe me when I tell
Speaker 2: you you is got a smart husband, Honey, I do it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll get that, honey.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm going in the kitchen and put this money
Speaker 7: in the sugar bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Helloa that king? Hello?
Speaker 2: Then haw'd your make up yesterday down at the lawyer's office.
Speaker 1: Well, I went down.
Speaker 2: There and man, not don't blame me if you was
Speaker 2: on the dumb side, an't it?
Speaker 1: And I don't know it's smart at.
Speaker 2: You again, I was figuring the seventy five dollars you
Speaker 2: give me was better than a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I was never going to see what are you talking about, kingfish?
Speaker 2: Just take a look at this role here, two thousand
Speaker 2: smack a roods And where you get that money from
Speaker 2: just by following the terms of my ants?
Speaker 1: Well well, now wait a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before you could get that two thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: lump sumb, you had to be enrolled in some college.
Speaker 2: And to find no anything in this whole life of mine,
Speaker 2: I know one thing you couldn't get in no college.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I got in college. All right.
Speaker 3: Look here, I even't got my freshman beanie.
Speaker 1: Al right, Hey, wait a minute, Yah, wait a minute.
Speaker 8: What a deminition stand for on that cap you got
Speaker 8: on your heir there?
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