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Speaker 1: Cool Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Prick.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations. Sarry, Johnny Woodard.

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We are in it as fast as we can be. Okay,

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I am here, against all odds, I made it, Guys.

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I've left my I have this new rule I just

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instituted today. I'm going to leave the charger to my

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computer in my bag for now on because I always

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leave it at home. So I went around. I went

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to Apple, Target, and then Best Buy to try to

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find his cord to like, we don't carry that anymore.

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And then I'm at Apple and I'm looking and literally

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the computers that they're they're trying to sell are using

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the chord. These kids suck. Yeah, I'm in dude.

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Speaker 3: That's uh. I heard. I heard that's maybe not even

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the best reason that you were late. I heard that

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people are just trying to take you out man while

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you're on stage.

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Speaker 2: Johnny. Is this our hot topic? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This is absolutely our hot topic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been I've been doing some stand up and

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I had a I have three gigs this week. At

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Thursday night, was in Coast Mesa tonight tomorrow. Last night,

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I was in at the La Joya Comedy Store, and

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then tomorrow night I'm at the La Joya, or tonight

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I'm at the loo Oi Comedy Store. So Thursday, Lah

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Hall law Hall Hall. Someone says, I look like I

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just got done punching data. Dude, I was out, so

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I had some time. I went and got breakfast. I'm

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just anywhere I can find eggs bendedict because nobody makes

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it anymore. I'm gonna bang out some eggs bendedict. But

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I went there. My waitress was so hot. Really, you

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ever just had a chick that you see, just your

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primal monkey come out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's every chick I see. Yeah, you're like that

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was this chick stream like that sound? You made it

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like muted it. It brought it way down.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, streaming artist racist answer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, I go and I sit down and my

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waitress is so hot, and then everyone, all, every waiter

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there just came up to me tell me how much

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I love my god Zilla tattoo. Really, every twink, every

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fucking all rocker, They're all like, dude, we love your

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fucking cat. I'm like, thank you, dude.

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Speaker 3: It's funny. I still have like old YouTube brain for

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you dropping the F bomb like ten times in the

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first minute. But I guess it doesn't matter anymore. We're good,

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We're free and clear.

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Speaker 2: Now why did I drop an F bomb? What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, F and every F and

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waiter it was like F and stopping by the table.

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You say it a lot? Yeah, I mean I like

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more though, as long as YouTube doesn't care, I don't

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make me feel good. I love the F word. It's

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my favorite word.

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Speaker 6: It should it should no longer be a swear word.

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Speaker 7: It really is.

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Speaker 2: We as a society should agree F bombs are okay,

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and then it will become like annoying if someone's like

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something like dude. You know, if you say dude too much,

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people are like, dude, why do you say dude too much?

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Can you slow down?

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Speaker 3: What does this whole waitress situation have to do with

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with hot topics?

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Speaker 2: People are here to tell you that hot chicks love

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to serve me eggs Benedict dude. Anyways, so I get

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I play this gig all the time. It's uh, it's

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the La Cave in Coasta, Mesa. It's a really nice

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steakhouse and they have this nice little showroom where you

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do a show. You put about forty people in there.

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It's a good show, you know, And I I know,

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I just shot my amazing hour. I've decided to come up.

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I know the name of it. I don't know if Legion,

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if Gas Digital actually gives the special name. I think

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they're just called thirty minute sets. But once I put

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it out, drum roll please, Johnny.

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Speaker 3: I don't have that but a drum roll, And you

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imagine that.

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Speaker 6: I love you, sincerely, Sam Tripley. That is the name

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of my special I love you.

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Speaker 3: Oh and you gotta like have it written in your handwriting,

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like yeah, you and I love you sincerely Sam in

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your handwriting?

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Speaker 2: Is the some better than sincerely yours truly, Sam Tripley.

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Now that's too many words.

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Speaker 3: Nothing else where it like best is almost like saying

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fuck you. You know you write best, Sam.

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Speaker 6: Johnny's using the F word in the first ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: I'll control taking the seal off of it.

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Speaker 2: Just call it gay.

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Speaker 6: That's exactly why I'm doing it.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm you should just write gay, Sam Tripley, gay,

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gay Sam.

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Speaker 2: I am the gayest so coach to Mesa. I get hired.

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I knew I was gonna be dumb my special. So

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it's time to start building a new hour half an hour,

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you know. So I took the set and I go

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down there, and it's so we're down there, I'm waiting

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to go off. I'm a bunch of young comics. So

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there's some really funny young guys are in the show.

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Speaker 3: Is it a Sam Tripley show or you a headliner?

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Speaker 2: It's not my show, okay, So I go, I do

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I do? You know? And I'm just sitting there talking

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to the young comics and telling them war stories of comedy.

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And it's funny because some of the war stories I

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tell them are stories of me getting attacked on stage.

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So like, like a month or two ago, the New

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York Post put out something about Judy Gold was on

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stage and so and goes you're a jew, and like

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it made the New York Post. I'm like, is that

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the worst heckle in New York they had that weekend?

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Speaker 3: Just so shouting facts from the audience.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, that's the worst you got that had

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to make the New York Post? Like what are we

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doing here? So, I mean, dude, literally I've been attacked.

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So I've been telling them all these stories. So anyways,

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I go up. I have this great bit now that

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I'm working on about how Indians from India are like weirdos, right,

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I'm cleaning up for YouTube. But when Indians come from

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India to America, the next generation are all wiggers. They

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just become wiggers, right, they all they all want to

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be SoundCloud rappers and date white chicks and do all

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that stuff. Like Indians are now the new black guys

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for white chicks. Like it's just dark enough to piss

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off their dad, right, but you know they're gonna help

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raise the kids.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 3: So so.

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Speaker 2: So I did that joke, and there was a guy

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he didn't know what that ethnic group people I don't

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even know, but he didn't know how if he was

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that think or not. And so I started telling him

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about my opinion and on Indians. And then a guy

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in the Spencer Pratt and how everybody in LA, even

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people I love, are all like he has no experience.

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He was a reality star. I go, you know what

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he does have experience in burning down LA, turning it

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into a drug debt.

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Speaker 3: Okay, like everybody else has only a bad experience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievable everything. Every Yes, I will come to

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Alaska if you give me autistic dollars. Okay, I will come.

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You can bribe me to get there.

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Speaker 3: It's like trying to hire a manager and a sport,

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you know, like, are you going to hire the unknown

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up and comer. Are you going to hire the guy

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who's proven himself to be literally the worst manager in sports?

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Speaker 2: You know. It's like that guy Washington, the black manager

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that got busted for cocaine, but he's still a great manager.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, I guess it's just I mean,

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there's a million reasons not to have, especially Karen ass

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and Nit the Ramen. I mean, get some random asshole

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off the street. I don't care. Anybody would be better.

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I mean they can't run the government efficiently. Well that's

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good because the government, when it runs efficiently, destroys people's lives,

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you know, and.

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Speaker 2: The government is running inefficiently. So it's like, so all

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he's doing is you know, old boss, new boss, new boss,

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old boss.

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Speaker 3: And they're forever. It's they're trying to they're trying to

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make it so that Spencer Pratt doesn't get to the runoff.

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They'll high five each other once they if it's Ramen

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and Bass that make it to the runoff, they'll probably

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I bet one of them just drops out or like Endorset.

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Speaker 2: You know, because Karen Bass is a lot more powerful.

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But it's just like absolutely stupid. So I posted anyways,

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I'll get I'll get into the story. So I posted

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that someone posted a funny meme because Jade and Vonda

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came out on the side of Karen Bass, which is

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the worst endorsement possible.

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Speaker 3: Who cares well, I I.

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Speaker 2: Retweeted and something said that, you know, she's known as

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Viacong Jane or whatever her name is, and she went

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to she went to Vietnam, met with the Via Kong, okay,

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and like, let's just put aside what we know about

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the Vietnam War from timpole hat. It was not a

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good war. It wasn't a just war, you know. But

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you're you're you're meeting with the enemy and p Ow's

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are handing you notes and you're handing it back to

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the Viatkong.

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Speaker 3: And she's like posed on on like military.

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Speaker 2: Gear, and Jane, yeah, I mean, just a dumb bitch.

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She sucks, Just a dumb bitch.

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Speaker 3: I will say she was one of the first times,

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I remember being you beat off. Yeah, well no, I

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wasn't that old. My mom had one of those fitness

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tapes of hers, you know those Jane fun on the

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fitness tapes, and I remember being like, huh, check that out. Interest.

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Speaker 2: I like him there. I don't know what to do

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with it, but I like it. I like it. No,

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she was hot back in the day, but she was

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obviously another one who is just a rich kid, retarded person.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, I go there, I started making funny Karen

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Bath and there's this elderly couple there that obviously came

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for comedy, wanted a steak, and didn't know who was performing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a problem with doing comedy in a steak.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, hey, let's go listen to a band.

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What band? Who cares? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And you show up and it's it's black metal or something.

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Yeah yeah squore chuar.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, so I'm up there and I look over

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and there's this old guy just giving me the most

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demonic look, like just pure evil. So I made a

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couple of jokes about how he looks, and then he

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just unleashes unleashes on me. Fuck yow fuck I mean,

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he starts screaming at me. His wife is like, please stop, Dan,

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please please stop, fuck you you, And I'm like, hold on,

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so you're progressive, call me homophobic slurs. That just lets

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you know everything you need to know about the progressive left.

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They really don't have anything. They have no real principles

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because thenciples, yeah, once their emotions override their programming, their

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true selves come out right, Like if you really were woke,

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you would never use that word, you would never call

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So he starts great, and he gets up. So the

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guy sitting in front of him literally looks like David Arquette,

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and he gets up and he kind of pushes David

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Arquette to the side. David does not.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, who knows what that guy's doing. It might be him,

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Speaker 2: Dude. He got really mad me because of the iron

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cheek grows and made fun of his family, like is

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it crazy that you have all sisters and he still

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don't have the biggest dick in your family?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 2: Crushing right now, crushing. So anyways, he comes up and

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I'm like, oh no, So you know, I'm highly trained

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in multiple arts. I'm really bad at everything, but you know,

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I can go what I can assess the situation. I realized,

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like an eighty year old man is coming on stage,

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he'd have to be about eighty years old or late seventies.

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Speaker 5: We do.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna play video after this, by the way, so

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Speaker 2: So do you want me to describe it all before here?

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Speaker 3: Just should we just play the video and then?

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Speaker 9: Way?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No play now? DJ Electras here Electri Fry. She

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is the one who filmed it. She was just we

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both walked in late. So here it is yeah, go

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for go for yeah, attack or if you died my set,

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that would be the great story about time.

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Speaker 10: Sure, okay, what.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna do?

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Speaker 11: What are you doing?

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Speaker 12: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 13: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Johnny? Did you see my amazing cropligot moves right there sucking?

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So he looks down in my legs at that moment,

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and I go, oh, he's gonna try to kick me.

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Fucking ship, fucking ship. I can't stop laughing. Sure, you're now,

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this guy can't be taller than five seven. That's just

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why you just poke him in the eye.

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Speaker 14: Be nice, Grandpa, be nice, don't get angry. Oh my god,

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all right, seen outstart and.

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Speaker 12: Bro, this is a crazy watch on watch on.

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Speaker 15: That guy.

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Speaker 2: The guy grabbing him right now, he's falls someone else.

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They knocked him down, he felt anybody. I did not

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use any cross from there. I had a clear shots,

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clear shots, Johnny, I can just sparted him right there

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by the time he gets the stage. Even on the

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last time when the guy attacked, you missed me fighting

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the elderly bro. The best thing you had, the best

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twenty five dollars spend.

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Speaker 3: That's it, dude, that's amazing. Wait, so what were you into?

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What were you getting into when that sat him off?

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What what bit was it?

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Speaker 2: Well, it could have been the Indian garbage?

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Speaker 3: Oh you think it was that one? Okay, Well, because he's.

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Speaker 2: Called me a racist and probably and my favorite thing,

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if there's any like justice and karma in the world,

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an Indian will scam him out of all this money.

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Speaker 3: You know, dude, you should have been I mean, he

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didn't even get to your racist material. You know, if

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that's what he was offended by, just wait five minutes,

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because yeah.

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Speaker 2: It would have gotten worse. I did my m word

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bit that night at the end of it, and they

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all loved it.

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Speaker 3: It would have lost his mind. If he had heard that, Yeah,

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he would have gone n dude, he wasn't waiting for

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you in the parking lot or no, dude.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's past his bedtime and his wife was

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just over it. It makes me think because he's a

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tiny guy, he's got his whole life, he's had like

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Napoleon complex. So probably when he was really young he

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used to like to fight, but now he's like eighty

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good luck, Adam, just jiu jit stun him out of there?

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What was okay?

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Speaker 3: So if nobody, if he had had his way, what

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do you think he was trying to do?

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Speaker 2: Take the microphone for me?

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Speaker 3: Okay, he wasn't, so he wasn't necessarily trying to fight you.

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He's just trying to get the micro.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. He probably have done that too.

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Speaker 3: That's so funny.

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Speaker 2: He probably would have done that too.

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Speaker 3: So you know, it's just like he was about to

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go for a kick too, right yeah, oh yeah, he was.

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Speaker 2: Staring at my legs and I'm like, don't kick.

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Speaker 3: Dog if you Dud's secretly maybe he's just.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm so overrun with home Eroonica right now, I

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gotta have it.

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Speaker 3: Confusing feelings.

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Speaker 1: He's like a in a better.

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Speaker 2: Finish and just traumatized the entire crowd.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't and that still image that you picked for

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the for it looks like he's going right for your dick. Yeah,

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and you're giving him like the crop macgos wife bang bang.

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Speaker 2: I'm like that moment that matrix where he's like bank

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bank bang.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say more like Steven Sagal doing his

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ikto or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Which one of the fats is that what you're saying, Johnny,

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You're saying, I'm fat Cigale. That's not fucking cool.

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Speaker 6: People are pissing you in the comment section, call me

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fat Sagal.

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Speaker 3: Mic dojo life. Who's in La? By the way, now

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do you know that that mcdojo left, He moved.

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Speaker 10: To l A.

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Speaker 2: He who's La? What are you doing? It's uh?

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Speaker 3: He shared the other day that have you seen that?

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Like it's Stephen McGall doing demos while seated. He can't

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even be bothered to get up.

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Speaker 2: Both Nick Mallen and Tom Sigur talk about all the

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movies he now does fighting sitting down.

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Speaker 3: It's so great.

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Speaker 2: Cheers itsu, cheers itsu, bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: I wish I wish I could have chersey itsu. Dude,

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just sit there, bank bank bank crowshot. He goes down uppercut,

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and everyone's got was.

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Speaker 3: That guy was dressed for like a real night out,

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you know he had, and his.

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Speaker 2: Wife was dressed in like Indian garb, like from India,

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Hindu garb. So maybe when I said Indians are garbage,

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he got really mad.

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Speaker 3: Interesting maybe yeah, maybe they're like Hindus or something could be.

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Speaker 2: And she was over it.

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Speaker 3: What if they fucking stop? They probably adopted an Indian

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kid a long time ago and they made it their

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whole lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: Probably, like dude, they they were probably white daughters married

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to an Indian guy and their kid, their grandkid is

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half Indian.

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Speaker 3: People at liberals just love being offended on behalf of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah her, his family's h one b visa.

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Speaker 3: P That's just their favorite thing is to be offended

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on behalf of others.

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Speaker 2: Who really, Oh, white people love that shiit. It just

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gets their dick hard.

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Speaker 3: Dude, So let's rank this in the the pantheon of

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attacks again?

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Speaker 13: Now what what?

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Speaker 2: What? What are we weighing?

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Speaker 3: Threat to life?

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Speaker 2: I would say, okay, threat or most exciting and fun?

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Speaker 3: Which one do you want to, well, I think those

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are equal. Those are the same thing to me.

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Speaker 2: No, the threat to death there's a lot worse.

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, right, But what I'm saying is, as far

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as my entertainment is concerned, the greater the threat to

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your life, the more entertaining.

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Speaker 6: Well, some are more serious than others, like the ha Cafe.

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Speaker 2: I put that number three because that was the least

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fun but the greatest threat to my life.

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Speaker 3: And then all those people like grab that guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, number two is probably this one. And then number

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one is where the chick sat on my face?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 3: Who's that on your What?

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Speaker 2: Has never heard that story? Johnny?

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Speaker 3: Sure I have, But what I don't as if she

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came on stage and sat on your face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pulled her pants down.

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Speaker 3: How were you? How were you in a position to

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get your face sat on?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this is the greatest story of all time.

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So so young Adam Angelo Bauers, who's no longer with us.

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This guy like beat cancer and then he was in

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a car with a friend of mine and the friend

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was going to show him where his ex girlfriend lived

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and he went through the intersection. Guy plowed just after

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he beat cancer, just plowed the car and the guy

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and Angelo died. So Angelo was a great writer, great

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young comic. We called him road Dog and he was

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a savage and he would have crushed it on Twitter.

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It's been that long since he's been gone. He would

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have crushed Twitter. Right, So anyways, Oh, some says machine

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gun Kelly, but I don't that was Yeah, I guess

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that's in there. I guess I would put that right

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above Haha cafe and right below old man attack. So

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those are the big four right now. There's one more too,

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but that's signing that you have. So anyways, you.

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Speaker 3: Have a great story about but I guess it's not

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really an attack. Somebody else got attacked. That woman that

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punched that other woman in the face. Uh in like

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Arizona or somewhere.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a great heckle, but that's a different heckle.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: I told that story on dying laughing. You could watch

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it on uh.

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Speaker 2: Sam trivlei dot com. So anyways, so I decided to

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take Angelo Bauer on its first road gig, and we

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go to Dana Point, California. Dana Point, California, is this

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amazing little Shangri La in California, that super small city.

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Everybody's hot, all the girls are gorgeous, and they're freaks.

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So it was an Irish bar I used to play

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it all the time. So I get called down and

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bring him and the great one by Ula with me

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to do stand up. So we go down to do

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stand up and as Angelo Bauers is on stage, this

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gorgeous I mean in La ten walks in with a

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tiny Mexican lesbian and a dude. They walk in and

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she starts. She's shitfaced because she just broke up with

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her boyfriend or something or is her girlfriend, I don't know,

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and she's heckling Angelo Bauers. Now when I'm in the back,

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I'm watching. I'm watching for anyone getting froggy because I'm

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just if I see I just start loading up the gun,

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loading up the gun, so I'm just ready when they attack.

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And I have like fourteen attacks before they get out.

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So I I so I'm watching. I'm like if this chick,

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if this chick heckles me, I'm gonna light her to

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light her up.

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Speaker 3: So literally, I cause I'm really curious about you. Literally

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have like heckel kills in your head light loaded, or

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you're just generally like contemplating the person.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching her, and I'm watching the heckler even if anytime.

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Speaker 3: What I'm saying is are you actually writing in your

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head or you just.

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Speaker 2: Say, yeah, I'm just coming up with heckel kills. Okay,

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like just insly, I have like ten in the barrel.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 3: Nice, that's cool, Right, that's cool.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 3: So so.

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Speaker 2: I go up on stage. I start doing stand up

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and crushing because that's what I do. I crush.

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Speaker 6: And then she starts heckling me, and I light this

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chick up.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's so hot. She starts walking up the stage

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and starts acting like she's gonna moon me. And I go, hey,

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don't let your ass write a check you can't cash.

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And she goes, oh, you don't think I do it.

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I go, I know you won't do it. She goes,

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you don't think. I go, I know you're not gonna

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do anything. You're all talk. She goes, really lay down.

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I go what She goes, lay down?

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Speaker 3: How have I ever heard this story?

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Speaker 2: You've never heard this?

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Speaker 3: Somebody? I never heard this story.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's one of the greatest stories of all time.

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So she goes lay down.

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Speaker 2: I go, okay, I lay down, Dude, Johnny, you gotta

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understand and everyone listening right now, I was as wild

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as you can get. Oh, I was a wild I

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still am a wild person. I'm just too tired.

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Speaker 3: You're not telling me anything. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was such a wild human being and you just

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look like, yeah, I was a tetris piece. So I

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lay down. She pulls her pants off, takes her pants

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off and sits on my face, just sits on my face.

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I'm like, what the fuck.

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Speaker 6: And this is before everybody I can This is before

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everybody had cameras.

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Speaker 2: This is before everybody had cameras. If I would have

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got that on tape, I would have been I would

471
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,200
have been playing Arenas right.

472
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 3: And I bet you loved it too, Denny.

473
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,839
Speaker 2: I sat down, I was like, what the fuck is happening?

474
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,359
And I'm like, course I love it because she's smoking

475
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,759
aw sits on my face, gets up, Everyone's cheering. I

476
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,839
get up. I go, what the fuck just happened? All

477
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:19,960
of a sudden, this Mexican midget lesbian jumps on stage

478
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,720
and goes, fuck you, u asshole, and fucking pushes me

479
00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:27,319
I'm like, calm down, calm down, tiny person out of

480
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,559
know where. This white guy jumps up, grabs me and

481
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,839
puts me in a headlock. It starts punching me in

482
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,000
the face. Right what Yeah, And I can't stop laughing.

483
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,880
And I still have to.

484
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:44,079
Speaker 3: Wed this reaction to the two intense moments. You just

485
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,759
start chuckling. It's crazy.

486
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:51,759
Speaker 2: Just I have a microphone. I don't give up the mic.

487
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960
I always had the mic. And I start doing play

488
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
by play just like I did there of what's going on.

489
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,519
I'm like, you hit like a pussy. You hit like

490
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:05,279
a pussy. I can't feel anything. I don't been nowhere, nowhere.

491
00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:09,400
Everyone's in awe of but they it literally was for

492
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,519
that kind of heckling was Michael Jordan's flu.

493
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 6: Game, like I probably never got.

494
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 2: I probably in terms of heckle kills, probably the gay

495
00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:21,920
heckler was probably as close to that as I'll ever get,

496
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:27,920
you know. So anyways, everyone pulls them off. I can't

497
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,319
stop laughing. I try to stand up. I do ten

498
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,200
more minutes, stand up. I end the show. I get

499
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,480
off stage. I'm in the back going, what the fuck

500
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,759
this happened? Johnny A hand to God. I'm just standing

501
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:44,680
there and I go, what the fuck does happened? I

502
00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:48,759
look up and it's all there's six smoke show chicks

503
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:54,039
just staring at me, like chocolate Cake just staring at

504
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,039
me like chocolate cake, dude, like a fat girl looks

505
00:26:58,039 --> 00:26:58,880
at chocolate cake.

506
00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: Why what?

507
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:00,759
Speaker 2: What?

508
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 3: Just because it was so hot to see you crush

509
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:03,720
all those hecklers.

510
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was, but they were all in. Dude,

511
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:11,599
they were all in. Dude, did you do nothing? No, dude,

512
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,160
I'm like, I gotta get the fun. I'm gonna go

513
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,200
to jail. I gotta get the fuck out of here. Dude,

514
00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:21,160
I don't know. There's indecency laws and ship.

515
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, in indecency of bar, the bar.

516
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:29,759
Speaker 2: Could get sued out of so anyways, dude. So next

517
00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:33,839
week at the bar, the district manager calls all the

518
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:39,039
employees into the bar from all the Hennesities from all

519
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,559
over the region, that's what he calls them, or yeah,

520
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,759
this's Irish.

521
00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 10: Bar.

522
00:27:44,759 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: Calls them all in and goes, listen, we had an

523
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,799
incident here. I just want everyone to know. This is

524
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,480
not what this place is about. We don't do this.

525
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: Ship, we don't sitting at Okay, absolutely not.

526
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,559
Speaker 2: I love this. Yeah, dude, So that was the greatest

527
00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:09,000
heckle of all time. The next one's probably the gay guy,

528
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,680
but you're talking about being attacked on stage. That's it.

529
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,079
Speaker 3: And this one, though, is so this is when you're

530
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,119
talking about has it's this.

531
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,759
Speaker 2: It is a Sam tripley crowd except for like one table.

532
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,799
Speaker 3: Can you tell me the demographics of the table? So

533
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:24,039
it's in the front row.

534
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 2: I think this dude is Latino, but he exactly by

535
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,640
the way, that's chick. He looks like AI Deep fake porn.

536
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,759
That's what the guy looks like exactly.

537
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 3: I worked very hard on getting AI to make it

538
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:39,119
look like him. By the way, this was uh yeah,

539
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:41,279
because you just took all your notes and put it

540
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:42,839
into AI and they got it mostly right.

541
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: Scare everybody, And I go to this chick sitting has

542
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,000
table like a Magic's own Deep faked you into a

543
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:49,519
porn with you.

544
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 3: Taking on like eighteen black guys.

545
00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: Strike one. I thought he was Latino. I didn't know.

546
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,240
Next joke is how aliens never throw black people. So

547
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,400
that's strike two.

548
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, ring is my pronown bit. That's a

549
00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:06,200
big strike too.

550
00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:08,759
Speaker 2: That's a that's a that's almost worth two strikes, and

551
00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:11,640
I see scar go. And the last bit is about

552
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,519
I don't call gay people the F word. I only

553
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,480
call my best friends Tom Brady or straight dude's I.

554
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:18,680
Those are the only people I call the F word. Okay,

555
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,160
I don't call black people the N word. Strike five,

556
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,119
And when I'm about to finish, he goes, shut the

557
00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:27,160
fuck up. What He goes, shut the fuck up, get

558
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,359
off stage. What I'm almost done? No, shut the fuck up,

559
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,599
guft stage now, I'm going to another twenty minutes. I

560
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,200
told him. He goes, get the off stage. I go,

561
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,680
I'm not getting off stage, and he's got fire in

562
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:39,799
his eyes. Get the fuck off stage right now, and

563
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,200
he gets up starts walking to me. These are my

564
00:29:42,319 --> 00:29:45,279
thoughts right now, Oh this is happening. And the final

565
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:47,400
thought is I'm gonna get banned from this club.

566
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: So it comes up.

567
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,519
Speaker 2: He grabs me right he goes, get the fuck off

568
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:54,880
stage and starts pulling me. I'm I'm basically color commentarying

569
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,279
the whole fuck. I'm like, bro, don't do anything stupid.

570
00:29:58,359 --> 00:29:59,440
This is dumb. What are you doing?

571
00:29:59,599 --> 00:29:59,759
Speaker 10: Oh?

572
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 3: Hell?

573
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: Breaks loose. The entire audience chunks. This guy including the latina.

574
00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:10,319
He sees her eyes go crazy and he grabs her

575
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,359
and chucks her, and I go, oh, this dude has

576
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,240
anger issues. They drag him outside. Everyone's coming up to

577
00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:19,599
me going okay. I'm like, I'm fine, dude, it's hilarious.

578
00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:22,640
I'm fine. It's like the roadhouse. So then I'm about

579
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,079
to leave. They go, dude, don't go outside, he's crazy.

580
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,759
I go, but I got a spot I gotta go,

581
00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:30,240
So I go outside. Right, dude, I look down the street.

582
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:33,759
He's about half a block down the street. He's stretching.

583
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,519
Speaker 3: That's the last like, dude, that's the last thing you want.

584
00:30:41,559 --> 00:30:43,519
One thing worse than that, and it would be him

585
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,400
racking the slide on a pistol, maybe him pulling a

586
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:47,880
saber out of his sheets.

587
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,839
Speaker 2: That's just crazy, dude, You're just crazy. He hears me, right,

588
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:55,680
he looks, he gets and he starts to run at me.

589
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,359
His Frank grabs him and holds him, and he's like

590
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:01,559
flolly trying to get to me. I go, what is

591
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,960
this guy doing?

592
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,519
Speaker 3: Do you regret using?

593
00:31:07,359 --> 00:31:08,599
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.

594
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,799
Speaker 3: So that's man. That so that one, that one's not

595
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,839
even in the top two.

596
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 5: That one.

597
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,079
Speaker 3: You said his third that last, I.

598
00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:19,519
Speaker 2: Would put it fourth, fourth, Yeah, because it's like entertaining

599
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,960
more important than dangerous. That was the most dangerous, but

600
00:31:25,079 --> 00:31:26,880
the other ones were way more entertaining.

601
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 3: The face sitting is number one.

602
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,079
Speaker 2: Number one, Number two is Grandpa. Number three is machine

603
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:35,759
gun Kelly. Number four is angry black guy.

604
00:31:36,079 --> 00:31:38,279
Speaker 3: All right, so we got the mount Rushmore of Sam.

605
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:40,279
Speaker 2: That is the whoa dude?

606
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:40,759
Speaker 15: That is that?

607
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:46,279
Speaker 2: I should make that sure the mount Rushmore. Okay, Heckle attacks.

608
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 3: That's so good.

609
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,799
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah dude. Yeah.

610
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:52,079
Speaker 3: As soon as as soon as you posted that, I

611
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,920
had people hitting me up like hey, where was this?

612
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:54,799
Speaker 7: You know what?

613
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: And I knew you had already called me and said, hey,

614
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,519
I got a great story tell you. So I couldn't

615
00:31:58,559 --> 00:31:59,880
look at it because I wanted to wait until we

616
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,880
got on here to look at Yeah.

617
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 2: It's really crazy, too, dude. It's just crazy. And it's

618
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:10,519
just like I've been killing Heckler's my whole life, you know.

619
00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:13,960
And it's funny. I've told this before, but when I

620
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,440
was a kid, me and my friends stopped fighting at

621
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,119
a really young age, like seventh grade, stop fistfighting. Yeah,

622
00:32:20,279 --> 00:32:23,799
and we just started verbally destroying each other, like just

623
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:30,200
annihilating each other. So so I got really good at it,

624
00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,279
and I remember the first time I killed a heckler.

625
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:33,799
Did I already tell you this story? I feel like

626
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,039
I did. I had to tell the story thousand times

627
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:41,400
on it. But so I do a show at UNLV

628
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,680
when I was going to college there, and I bombed,

629
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,559
and I was just feeling like a piece of shit.

630
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,920
And I was taking bombs very serious back then, because

631
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,079
I thought, you know, if I'm really good this, I

632
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:53,200
shouldn't be bombing a little did I know, like that's

633
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,799
part of the gig.

634
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,519
Speaker 3: So I go and this guy.

635
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: Who's just moved from New York was like, hey, dude,

636
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,079
you know there's another open mic tonight. Good good night,

637
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,799
Charlie's good Time charge something like that, and I go, well,

638
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,359
good nights. Yeah, but this is like a bar that

639
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,359
was out there, and I go, what do you mean

640
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,079
I can go up again? And he goes, yeah, go

641
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,960
up again. I go, you can go up twice in

642
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:20,599
one day? He goes yeah. I go, holy shit, I

643
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,839
didn't know that. So I I go over there and

644
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,720
I'm doing stand up and this like broke big mouth

645
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:33,480
mechanic with broken teeth starts fucking hackling me, and dude,

646
00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:38,960
I like this motherfucker up. It's my first heckle kill.

647
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:42,720
I like this fucker up. And dude, I felt like

648
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,079
Neil from the Matrix when he realizes he's the one

649
00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:51,240
where he goes yeah, yea and then everything reverberates. Yeah,

650
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,920
That's how I felt that moment. I was like, oh

651
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,920
my god, this is what I do. I'm fucking great

652
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,200
at it. And you know, I like, I could just

653
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:02,200
be a crowd werd comic. But I think that, you know,

654
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:05,559
outside of like Big Jay or Ian Bag, I just

655
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:11,280
think it's it's not it's not there's no difficulty in it.

656
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:17,960
You know. The real shit is is is storytelling. That's

657
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,039
all I like to tell stories. Like I'm gigging with Bryernst.

658
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,800
You know, we gigged last night. He closed out the show.

659
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
He tells the best. I mean, he's the best storyteller

660
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,440
I've ever met, dude. You know. So it's like that's

661
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,119
how I like it. So I could do crowd like

662
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,320
I just put out another like unless it's like twenty

663
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,880
five thirty minutes, I don't call it special. I just

664
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,719
call opiate. For the asses. So I put out another

665
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,760
opiate for the asses, and it's in Fort Worth and

666
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,679
it's me just heckel killing. I mean me talking to

667
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:51,960
these girls who are getting married. Some of them are racist.

668
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,519
I'm like, man, there's nothing hotter than a hot racist chick.

669
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:58,079
I'll take that right now, dude, because you never see it,

670
00:34:58,679 --> 00:34:59,719
especially white girls.

671
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,199
Speaker 3: I was gonna do an ad, but you went with

672
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,280
the hot racist chicks.

673
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, so that's it. I got the

674
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,559
gig with Bret Brett is like, he's probably the fucking

675
00:35:13,639 --> 00:35:14,840
most talented friend.

676
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, I miss those days when all

677
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:18,239
those guys came on the pods.

678
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 2: Dude, we were kings that we didn't even realize it. Dude,

679
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,360
we had to.

680
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 3: I mean we had on our stupid punch drunk Patreon.

681
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:32,599
Everybody did, everybody, Rogan Chrysler, I mean just everybody.

682
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 2: What was really funny, Johnny is that, uh, you know,

683
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,280
the Netflix is a joke. Festivals there and everyone's like

684
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,159
all excited, and I was just like when Rogan was

685
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:46,079
at the Comedy Store. This was what was like every night,

686
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:50,440
every night for years. Every night was like that too,

687
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:51,159
sold out.

688
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:53,039
Speaker 3: The very end of it, Like the last year or

689
00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:56,800
two of it. Yeah, yeah, so sad. There was such

690
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,880
energy in that place, man.

691
00:35:58,119 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 2: So that's how we feel like about Austin now, Like

692
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,199
I go there. You know it's Legion skanks. I mean,

693
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,920
like gas Digital is doing specials and doing uh story Wars.

694
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,199
So everyone was really excited about the weekend. But like

695
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,440
it was just energy and you know, listening to all

696
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,519
these people like, oh, dude, fuck it, Austin sucks.

697
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 6: Bro, I'm like, Austin is the most amazing place.

698
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:22,639
Speaker 3: Saying that Austin sucks.

699
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:26,599
Speaker 2: That's dude. All these progressives, the same people, oh who

700
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,199
don't think uh, Spencer Pratt has enough experience to burn

701
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:30,800
down the city.

702
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:32,679
Speaker 16: I know what.

703
00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 3: You know what, Sam, The future of a rectile function is.

704
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,639
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746
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The world is just going insane?

747
00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: Did you hear Johnny talk to me about it?

748
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,199
Speaker 3: Well, that we might just do a little this.

749
00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: Johnny. That was fire right.

750
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 3: That's that's normally in every episode. You just don't see

751
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,719
it because it's I put it in after but I

752
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:27,000
loaded them in. Okay. So we keep hearing and it's

753
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,559
just like before they did the Iran ship.

754
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 5: Uh.

755
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: We keep hearing more about possibly invading Cuba, which is

756
00:39:34,559 --> 00:39:37,920
just if Trump does that after his campaign promises.

757
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 2: Like, Johnny, it's ten times worse than this, Like, I'm

758
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,880
not even worried about Cuba, and it sucks what we're

759
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,320
doing to them. Dude, did you just see that the

760
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:54,119
Israeli army and the American military are are just combining? Yes,

761
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:59,559
you know, I mean, dude, is this guy Judas is Like,

762
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:06,159
I like, the heel is so insane, Like it's insane, Johnny.

763
00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 17: Yeah.

764
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,639
Speaker 3: This is from the Express Tribune from two days ago.

765
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,639
US Army quietly moving to integrate American and Israeli military forces,

766
00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:19,400
according to a report, under a sweeping new legislative proposal,

767
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,000
the US Congress is moving to integrate the American and

768
00:40:22,199 --> 00:40:25,719
Israeli military forces to an unprecedented degree, in a move

769
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,239
that is likely to be deeply problematic. According to a

770
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,199
report published on Friday, the plan to combine the two

771
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,480
countries military arsenals is embedded in the House of Representatives'

772
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:42,119
version of the COMMAS National Defense Authorization Act released this Thursday.

773
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,400
The report was from Responsible state Craft, an online journalistic

774
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:52,760
platform published by the Washington based Quincy Institute. Yeah, I mean,

775
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,400
I don't love it. It's talking about it, says While

776
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,960
both countries have worked jointly on missile defense, the report

777
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:03,920
said the new congressional provision would and this is a quote,

778
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,519
greatly expand coordination to seemingly every area of defense technology,

779
00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:17,679
including AI, quantum autonomous systems, directed energy, cyber and biotech,

780
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,159
along with network integration and data fusion whatever that means.

781
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,719
So just open kimono basically with Israel, like, what.

782
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,039
Speaker 2: Are we doing? Dude? What are we doing? Like, I mean,

783
00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:31,960
we're occupied, It's over.

784
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I don't know, man. And now they're

785
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,599
I mean they have he's quietly, as quietly as you can.

786
00:41:40,679 --> 00:41:43,519
They say, he's they're pushing more assets down to Cuba

787
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,000
and prep for an invasion of Cuba, turn it into

788
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:52,639
a state or something like why why did anybody vote

789
00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:54,519
for that? Did anybody vote for that guy saying yeah,

790
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:55,599
we got to knock Cuba off?

791
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,519
Speaker 6: You know, I mean, dude, he's gone complete heel I mean,

792
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,960
I mean complete.

793
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,519
Speaker 3: Did you see that thing I sent you that? Laura

794
00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:04,159
Lumer tweeted. It's like even the people supporting him now,

795
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,920
his staunches critics have have kind of embraced the heel turn.

796
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,519
This is what Laura Lumor tweeted, because the heel.

797
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: Turn is what Laura Lumer wants, which is greater Israel

798
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,000
and just destroying everything.

799
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 3: All right, but the idea is that they don't view

800
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,519
themselves as the heels. But look at what she tweeted,

801
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,320
It's time to finish the job. This is This back

802
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,119
and forth is getting boring and it's.

803
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:27,079
Speaker 2: Dude, to the front line.

804
00:42:27,519 --> 00:42:30,159
Speaker 3: Look at this picture, dude, it's a it's Trump with

805
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,239
like what would you say, like moth man eyes? Yes,

806
00:42:34,079 --> 00:42:37,519
and then the the stealth bombers overhead, and.

807
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 6: Then like a bombers are scary, dude.

808
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,119
Speaker 3: They are kind of creepy looking. And then I wrapped

809
00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:46,159
maybe in the background. I don't I don't know my jets,

810
00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:46,960
but I.

811
00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: Love how we can't. I love how we can't even

812
00:42:49,559 --> 00:42:52,000
win anything. We're like, let's go after more people.

813
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like, let's finish the one. It's like the

814
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,760
Braves losing one game and starting another in the middle

815
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,719
of it. It doesn't make any sense. Let's like, let's

816
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,559
finish playing the first game. Oh god, that is.

817
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: Another bad Fird's gonna said. I ran three hundred billion

818
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,320
dollars and that's why I would like to take a

819
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,519
moment to say Johnny was right.

820
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 6: Johnny was right. Play your Johnny's right song real quick, Johnny,

821
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,159
play it.

822
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: Make it.

823
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,639
Speaker 3: It plays in my head every time every time.

824
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:23,199
Speaker 2: Okay, just sing it real loud for everybody, Johnny, john.

825
00:43:23,159 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 8: He was right again. All of my friends know I'm

826
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:33,960
right all the time, and they hate it. Johnny was

827
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,360
right again.

828
00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 5: John was right.

829
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you nailed that, dude. You gotta make

830
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,960
that into a song. Dude. We need an AI song,

831
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:50,079
and we need a happy birthday birthday Jamie Stotts her

832
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:58,440
birthday again, Happy birthday to the body anyways. Oh yeah,

833
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:02,199
So Johnny's right. This wars fake, it's not real. I oh,

834
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,239
Johnny in apology, do your victory laugh Johnny Whill, you're.

835
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 18: I did it.

836
00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 3: I just did a whole song.

837
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,039
Speaker 12: Bro.

838
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: Do you want to do the one where you do

839
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,039
guns shooting in the air and then you power thrust.

840
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,559
Speaker 3: That's that's that's all. That's private, Sam. I don't do

841
00:44:14,599 --> 00:44:15,039
that publicly.

842
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: Johnny's right. This war is fake. It's gay. All of

843
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:23,639
these aligarchies are in with each other. They're all working together.

844
00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:29,880
Putin's Zilinsky working together. I ran Israel working together. It's

845
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,159
all working together, dude. It's all about just a new

846
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:38,800
world order, them all coming together, one one group running everything.

847
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems that way right.

848
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 2: It's like, why we given I ran three hundred billion dollars.

849
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we spent night. I saw that tweet. It

850
00:44:48,039 --> 00:44:50,159
was like, we spent ninety billion dollars bombing them and

851
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:52,199
now they're time on giving them three hundred billion dollars

852
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:52,760
to rebuild.

853
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,159
Speaker 5: Yeah.

854
00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 2: It's all about it's all about rushing to one trillion

855
00:44:57,559 --> 00:44:58,159
dollar debt.

856
00:44:59,159 --> 00:45:00,199
Speaker 3: Can't wait to get what?

857
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 15: What is it?

858
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:03,639
Speaker 3: What's that? What's the company that they let me rebuild

859
00:45:03,679 --> 00:45:06,480
a raq that Dick Cheney was so close with. Uh,

860
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,280
it's right on the tip of my tongue.

861
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,079
Speaker 5: Oh what was that?

862
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,559
Speaker 3: That company that got enriched by uh by rebuilding a rack?

863
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,760
Somebody helping me? Halib Yeah, Haliburton. Yeah, it's like, okay,

864
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,199
get ready for them to get in there.

865
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

866
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,559
Speaker 3: Whatever the modern equivalent of Halliburton.

867
00:45:24,159 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 6: Is, it's probably called Halliburn.

868
00:45:26,639 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume probably still Haliburn.

869
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 3: It's so gross man. Anyway, we won't linger here again

870
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,800
this week because I just feel like talking about Trump

871
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,000
too much. It pisses some people off and then did

872
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:41,679
you watch that? I couldn't. It was so disappointing that

873
00:45:42,079 --> 00:45:44,440
I hate those Jubilee things. But I still watch them.

874
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,840
And they put Glenn Greenwald in with twenty magazines.

875
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 2: I mean, some of these are just awful. They're starting

876
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,400
to have awful matchups. I love that show.

877
00:45:53,639 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 6: Some of it is just oh Johnny going back real

878
00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:58,280
quick before you go doctor Mega.

879
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: No no.

880
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 8: Uh.

881
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,639
Speaker 2: Peter Thiels moved to Austin, to Austin to Argentina. Do

882
00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:09,840
you see that he moved Yeah, he moved his entire

883
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,519
family there.

884
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: Why would he do that? That's so weird.

885
00:46:14,159 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot going on there. Some people think

886
00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:18,840
it's the only part that won't be destroyed in the

887
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,440
in the UH, in the Samson option. It's the only

888
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,199
part of the world that won't be destroyed in the

889
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,000
Samson option.

890
00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, hear it. This is from Financial Times. Peter Thiel

891
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,079
moves family to Javier Malay's libertarian Argentina.

892
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, libertarian. It's so funny. Ziona is say it. He's scumbag.

893
00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 3: It's funny. I hope they don't tank libertarianism with that

894
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:40,880
kind of shit.

895
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 2: They don't have to take it sorry tanked to see you.

896
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:48,320
They're making like the leader. It's literally it's literally conservative progressives.

897
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,719
That's libertarians, not you, but who taking it over. It's

898
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,800
like a gay guy who is told everybody to stay

899
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,119
home during COVID. He's like completely in alterdly captured.

900
00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not a big L Libertarian.

901
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 5: I'm a small L.

902
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, because they've all that's always been true

903
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,039
for the Libertarian Party. Dude, it's always been mismanaged, and

904
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,079
I think it's all done on purpose so that we

905
00:47:12,159 --> 00:47:14,400
don't have a proper third party, because that would be

906
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,440
your one, that would be the one.

907
00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, it's also like you're taking all the

908
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,960
crazies and putting them under one party. Good luck hurting

909
00:47:25,039 --> 00:47:25,960
those cats.

910
00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:31,199
Speaker 3: From the Department of the Not so shocking, they announced indictments,

911
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,519
just the first wave of indictments in this Minnesota health

912
00:47:34,559 --> 00:47:39,320
care fraud thing, and it's like something ninety million dollars

913
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,840
in fraud is like the very tip of the iceberg,

914
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,519
is what the government was saying. How interesting is it

915
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:49,039
that this probably wouldn't be happening if it wasn't for

916
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,159
that surely kid that went down there and just started

917
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,800
knocking on doors and asking them, you know, these fake

918
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:00,639
daycares about their enrollments. Uh do you does it? I

919
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,239
know you had some questions about the legitimacy of his

920
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,719
whole operation. What do you think of that, the shurly thing,

921
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,599
and whether whether this is real?

922
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 2: Well surely is for sure? For sure?

923
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 3: Controlled you believe that?

924
00:48:17,159 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, dude. You go to Cuba when

925
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,039
the State department's there.

926
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:27,199
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of that, Hassan Piker is in uh is

927
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,840
in trouble with the government for for his Uh have

928
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,760
you have you followed any of this as Piker shit,

929
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:34,400
why he's in trouble with.

930
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a very interesting thing

931
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,920
because some of my favorite people are going at war

932
00:48:43,039 --> 00:48:47,119
right now with this. So Hassan Piker went to Cuba,

933
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,079
stayed in a really expensive hotel, did all the ship

934
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,079
because he spent money there, which is against the law.

935
00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:57,320
He's now in trouble and he emits he's in trouble. Yeah,

936
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,519
he emits, he's in trouble. The crazy thing is that

937
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,760
Nick Nick Shirley was there too, doing everything and he's

938
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,679
not in trouble again. It's like these people, you know,

939
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,800
when they're Feds. When they do, they break the law

940
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,159
and they don't get in trouble like Nick Flint has

941
00:49:16,559 --> 00:49:20,960
on January sixth, and Nick's whole fucking explanation doesn't make

942
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,000
any sense, you know. So anyways, so there's a war

943
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:33,280
on the internet between Piker and Osmon Gold. They go

944
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:38,119
at each other. I like Osmon Gold, our team Osmon Gold.

945
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:43,559
But Piker's good friend is Stavos really both Greek?

946
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 12: Oh?

947
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:44,639
Speaker 3: I see?

948
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: And then Stavos came on Piker's thing and went after Oh, Johnny,

949
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,719
I had another story. I have to tell you that's

950
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,320
you're gonna fucking laugh. Stavos goes on Piker's show and

951
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:03,199
starts attacking Osmon Gold, and been Gold attacks fucking Stavos.

952
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,440
So there's this war going on on the internet, and

953
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,599
it was just so funny. Two guys who just talk

954
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:14,599
about who who can't get pussy and so like sounds

955
00:50:14,639 --> 00:50:16,480
like why is this guy even talking he can't get

956
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:19,960
any pussy and osmen Golds like, you can get pussy,

957
00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:22,679
you're fat ass, And it's just like fun going just

958
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,320
watch him go at it. I won't go after Osmond Gold.

959
00:50:25,639 --> 00:50:28,320
I mean, even though Stavos has a huge following and

960
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,000
is super funny from the Cometown guys.

961
00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 3: Is this the video I think I may have? Is

962
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:37,880
this it right here?

963
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,199
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see, he's fucking disgusting.

964
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,960
He's like, he was like, how did this happen?

965
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 17: He looked like shit?

966
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,599
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, But there's one where Osmond Gold is where

967
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,239
if you look up Osmond Gold on either Twitter you

968
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,119
can find Osmen Gold watching that video right right.

969
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 5: All right?

970
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,199
Speaker 3: See yeah, the Osmond Gold guy. I mean, you know,

971
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,000
they're both very quick and funny, so it's this is

972
00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:07,559
a great entertainment.

973
00:51:08,519 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 9: People listen to that guy.

974
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,639
Speaker 2: He's disgusting.

975
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: Shut up, what do you talk about?

976
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,679
Speaker 2: Fatty? Call me?

977
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,639
Speaker 1: I'm disgusting.

978
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 19: I guarantee you if me and Stavros and Hassan had

979
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,679
to walk three miles at the end of those Stavos

980
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,679
now by the way, three miles, I would smell the

981
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,079
best set of all three of them.

982
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:32,679
Speaker 2: I would. I don't know.

983
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,039
Speaker 1: I think what happens whenever you're fat is that you

984
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:37,360
think this is the way it is.

985
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,679
Speaker 2: He like, he was like, how did this happen?

986
00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:42,039
Speaker 4: He looks like shit?

987
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 20: Right?

988
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 18: He probably gets no fucking pussy asthma and Gold whatever

989
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,119
the fuck his name is.

990
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: He's got clout this.

991
00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 19: It's really crazy to me, By the way, I think

992
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,039
that these guys are really kind of self reporting. So

993
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,360
much of men that are leftists are just using it

994
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,440
as a mating technique. They don't actually believe any of this.

995
00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:07,000
Ship They don't even think any of this. They know

996
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:10,239
it's bullshit. They just say it because it's a good

997
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,679
way to get women to like them.

998
00:52:12,159 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: That's it. So Yeah, I mean I don't really like

999
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,719
I don't have a girlfriend right now. No, I don't

1000
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,760
like that. Yeah, maybe in the future I will.

1001
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 2: Maybe not. I don't.

1002
00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: This is not the this is not my whole life.

1003
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:29,639
They're sims. Yeah, why is he weighing in? Why am

1004
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,320
I weighing in?

1005
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:32,119
Speaker 2: Some fucking idiot?

1006
00:52:32,159 --> 00:52:33,199
Speaker 17: That what's us?

1007
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 2: Because elons? Fuck? But what did he seem?

1008
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 17: How do you get famous?

1009
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 21: Oh?

1010
00:52:39,639 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 2: My god ward guy? Yeah, people listening to that guy

1011
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,559
can't take a fucking shower. Yeah, I don't need to

1012
00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:47,400
because I'm not fat.

1013
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,079
Speaker 5: I don't smell bad.

1014
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: Fat people smell back that.

1015
00:52:51,079 --> 00:52:53,079
Speaker 22: You just if you, if you put light into the

1016
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:55,639
world in positivity, you'll get sucked off.

1017
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 19: This it's all about having sex with women. They're entire

1018
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,559
worldview and everything is built around the sexual approval of women.

1019
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 3: That's it.

1020
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 19: It's kind of sad really, And also like, by the way,

1021
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,679
I don't really like talking about a lot of like

1022
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,360
relationships or girls I talk to or don't talk to

1023
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:18,639
or anything. Really, I don't like getting involved in this goal.

1024
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,880
I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to

1025
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,519
indicate that women like me.

1026
00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 3: It's just silly.

1027
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,559
Speaker 2: It is silly. It is silly. By the way, Kim

1028
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,639
p seventeen, she came to my live show. She came

1029
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,519
to one of my my Austin show, taller than I

1030
00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:40,360
thought she was. You try to guess how tall people are.

1031
00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:44,519
She's tall. She's just hot in a chick Amazon chicks

1032
00:53:44,559 --> 00:53:50,360
are hot. So anyways, it's very weird to me because

1033
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,079
I'm a huge Cometown fan, Like I love Cometown. Yeah,

1034
00:53:54,599 --> 00:54:00,920
Like Nick Mullin is probably the outside of Tim Dillon

1035
00:54:01,079 --> 00:54:03,840
is probably the funniest podcaster of all time.

1036
00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:06,039
Speaker 6: You know, you have people like the Cigoros are in

1037
00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:09,480
their theo Vonn's in there. But in terms of just

1038
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:15,840
like delivery of of just punchlines in real time, like

1039
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,800
nobody's better than Nick Mullen, Like he's so fucking fast, right,

1040
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,519
But it is weird that the Cometown guys seem to

1041
00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:33,400
be progressive when you watch like what their content was,

1042
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,480
it's such savagery.

1043
00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:39,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's something you say you would do an.

1044
00:54:39,039 --> 00:54:41,559
Speaker 2: N word jokes. They were doing all this fucking shit.

1045
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,119
Speaker 3: And now it's like younger than both of the like

1046
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,599
significantly younger than both of them, And I think that's something.

1047
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,679
Speaker 6: You see more might be around your age, dude, I.

1048
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:52,639
Speaker 3: Think they're a little younger than me even. Yeah, I

1049
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,400
don't know, I you especially in the Northeast, I feel

1050
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:55,559
like you.

1051
00:54:55,639 --> 00:54:58,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nick Collins thirty seven, Okay.

1052
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's n Yeah, that's funny. I just yeah, I

1053
00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:03,880
guess it is weird. I don't know. It's just weird

1054
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,960
to me. And it's like some people genuinely believe that shit.

1055
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,119
Speaker 2: You know. It's like, no, I'm not saying I'm not

1056
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,920
saying that they can't be like I'm cool, trans cool,

1057
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:14,639
gays and cool.

1058
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,519
Speaker 3: No, I don't mean that either. I'm talking about just

1059
00:55:16,599 --> 00:55:17,239
the politics.

1060
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,119
Speaker 19: Uh.

1061
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,199
Speaker 3: You know, there's this is part of this thing with

1062
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,360
like Piker and people are saying that he's part of

1063
00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:31,679
a CCP influenced campaign possibly related to you know, worldwide communism.

1064
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,519
That that's there's this bigger narrative going on and you're

1065
00:55:35,519 --> 00:55:37,480
seeing it kind of play out on social media. It

1066
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:40,760
extends to like Kevin O'Leary now being on the other

1067
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,519
side of it, where he's saying that the CCP is

1068
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:46,760
targeting his data centers trying to stop AI.

1069
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: In old tropes, right, you can bring up, dude, the communists,

1070
00:55:52,159 --> 00:55:56,119
you know, the blah blah blah, the the guitar, you know,

1071
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:59,360
and it's just like, and now you're starting to come out, dude,

1072
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,880
that these AI data centers aren't about storing data. They're

1073
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,800
actually about the the the surveillance system. This is where

1074
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,079
they're gonna sepel the area.

1075
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 3: That makes total sense. Yeah, because AI needs massive Yeah,

1076
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,280
that makes totally because we already know they did it once,

1077
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,199
the government did with that huge data center that pulls

1078
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,440
in everything that I can't remember what it's called, but

1079
00:56:20,559 --> 00:56:23,199
you know, the one that like literally pulls in every

1080
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,400
piece of data on the Internet, but you know, in

1081
00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:28,400
phone conversations and stuff. So this was him, This was

1082
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,840
Kevin O'Leary, who's doing all these data centers worldwide now

1083
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,639
especially in Utah though, uh, but talking trying to pin

1084
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:42,480
the dissent, like any discent against him on Chinese Communist

1085
00:56:42,519 --> 00:56:46,119
Party backing, which is interesting and I'll show you why

1086
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:46,960
right after this.

1087
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 23: I have another mission that has emerged from this that

1088
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:56,440
I did not see coming into what happened.

1089
00:56:59,199 --> 00:57:05,639
Speaker 2: Stop the dramatic. Yeah, he's delivering. This could be the

1090
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,639
funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

1091
00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:09,280
Speaker 3: And I've seen such a queen.

1092
00:57:09,679 --> 00:57:12,280
Speaker 2: I had to chick shit on my face. That's how funny.

1093
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,679
I've seen funny stuff. And this sorry from the beginning,

1094
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:21,280
because it's just literally he is so it's like he's

1095
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,360
about to say that, you know, Washington, c has been nuked,

1096
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,880
Like it's that kind of drama to him, Like this

1097
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:33,199
is the worst. This is like Santa Claus has cancer,

1098
00:57:33,559 --> 00:57:35,400
Like it's like the worst.

1099
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,599
Speaker 3: John Lennon has been shot dead.

1100
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:43,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. J FK is dead. This is

1101
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,639
the energy has delivering this. Here we go.

1102
00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:52,039
Speaker 23: I have another mission that has emerged from this that

1103
00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:55,360
I did not see coming. Oh my god, And maybe

1104
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:04,159
we want to segue into followers on various social media platforms.

1105
00:58:04,639 --> 00:58:06,920
I got a call from one of our IT guides

1106
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:10,639
and he said, there's something wrong here. There's a massive

1107
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:14,840
influx in DMS going on on two specific platforms x

1108
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:19,719
formerly Twitter and Instagram. Not a small increase, tens of

1109
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,039
thousands of percent increase. I said, well, is it a mistake?

1110
00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:27,039
Is there a technical glitch on these platforms? We said unlikely,

1111
00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:31,039
there are two different complete platforms. So he had a

1112
00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:32,559
first look and he said, wow, there's a lot of

1113
00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:36,239
similar IP addresses here, and so we did an initial

1114
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:40,920
scan and we realized later a second there's boths operating here.

1115
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:47,079
There are nefarious accounts out of the country dumping stuff

1116
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,400
that's completely false about Utah.

1117
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 17: So we didn't rate.

1118
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,159
Speaker 23: The next morning, we hired and started working with a

1119
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:59,840
very advanced data science team, and what we learned was

1120
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,440
to me shocking.

1121
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:07,519
Speaker 2: Justnny I find out who assassinated dropped up.

1122
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 24: By the.

1123
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,079
Speaker 17: Cycle.

1124
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:19,719
Speaker 23: The content itself was coming from two batches too. Like

1125
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,559
the actual pixels. The images were from the Party for

1126
00:59:22,679 --> 00:59:27,039
Socialism and Liberation and the People's Dispatch. I never heard

1127
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:29,760
of them before. You do a search on there, you'll

1128
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:34,440
find them under investigation by multiple branches of Congress. Most

1129
00:59:34,599 --> 00:59:38,719
of the within the IP addresses in Utah were coming

1130
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:45,239
from two IP addresses, Alliance for a Better Utah and

1131
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,760
one called Elevators.

1132
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk's assassination.

1133
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 23: We found BIAS Utah was actually a tax filer and

1134
00:59:54,719 --> 00:59:59,519
we went to the I R S for nine nineties,

1135
00:59:59,719 --> 01:00:00,679
which a public.

1136
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,199
Speaker 3: Im anyway, So he goes on like this and tries

1137
01:00:04,239 --> 01:00:07,280
dependent on the Chinese Communist Party saying they're all there's

1138
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,400
like this astroturfing campaign against him. Now one of the

1139
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,960
one of the groups he identifies has come out and

1140
01:00:16,159 --> 01:00:18,800
this is this. Check this. This is so funny, dude,

1141
01:00:19,239 --> 01:00:21,239
that one of the groups he's trying to say is

1142
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:24,920
backed or is Chinese? Check this out. Look, by the way,

1143
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,239
look at him with his flip flops on.

1144
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,679
Speaker 15: Strategy's also a cell operating inside of Utah. Gabby Finlish, Sit, Gabby,

1145
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,360
what are you doing?

1146
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 2: And who's paying you? Well?

1147
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,559
Speaker 9: Hi, Hello, it's me Gabby's Lacy's the part of the

1148
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:42,000
Strata's Data center journey where Kevin O'Leary goes on National

1149
01:00:42,119 --> 01:00:45,559
Fox News. Do you accuse us of being u sells

1150
01:00:45,639 --> 01:00:47,119
for the Chinese Communist Party?

1151
01:00:47,239 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 23: Yeah, because at the end of the day.

1152
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,079
Speaker 15: Who would want us to stop building our electrical grid,

1153
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,880
which adversary would want that there's only one.

1154
01:00:55,039 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 17: It's China. So what I think is happening?

1155
01:00:57,039 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 15: And I got my guys to go a deep dig

1156
01:00:59,079 --> 01:01:01,079
into the addressed Yeah, here's what we found out.

1157
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 17: This is fascinating.

1158
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,159
Speaker 15: We found two cells inside of Utah Elevates Strategies. Gabby

1159
01:01:06,239 --> 01:01:09,159
Finlish said, Gabby, what are you doing and who's paying you?

1160
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,559
So what I'm doing right now is, after getting this data,

1161
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,880
I'm calling out Gabby operating in Utah.

1162
01:01:14,079 --> 01:01:16,719
Speaker 9: So hi, Kevin, we are Elevate Strategies.

1163
01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 2: This is Utah.

1164
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 9: You might not know it because you're from Canada, is

1165
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,440
where we live. Before were going to do anything too serious.

1166
01:01:22,519 --> 01:01:25,519
This is the very scary, very intimidating man that is

1167
01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:26,079
thrivning us.

1168
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Speaker 2: We are not taking the cat.

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Speaker 9: I was wearing flip flops and a suit on national television.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's not every day you get called out

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01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,440
by first and last name on Fox News by a

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Canadian billionaire trying to ruin my state.

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Speaker 9: But here we are, Kevin. Are you okay? But after

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01:01:40,679 --> 01:01:42,480
sitting with this for a moment, we decided to take

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01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,639
it as a compliment because, first of all, how are

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01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,039
these men scared of us. Have have you met us?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 9: What are we talking about?

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01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: They're totally right, and it's just the gas lighting going

1180
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,440
on that who would want these? Hey, I'm data centers?

1181
01:01:59,719 --> 01:02:04,159
Oh communists, Chinese people, that's it, and you go, okay,

1182
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,280
let's let's just play this game, right. We all know

1183
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:11,800
what these data centers are really for surveillance. Why would

1184
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,480
the Chinese give a ship when they have surveillance too?

1185
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 5: Like?

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01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 2: Why would tell you?

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01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 3: The argument? This idea and Ai that if you're a

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day late to general like artificial like we're the singularity. Basically,

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01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,280
if you're a day late to that, you might as

1190
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,519
well be infinitely late because it's the growth is exponential

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01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:36,840
from there. So there's a real belief amongst some in

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government and in the private sector that we can't be

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even a second behind China on this because their lead

1194
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,519
will then be eternal in this and and and Ai.

1195
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,719
Uh Now, I don't know if that's true, but that's

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01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,239
what I've heard, is why before nukes?

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01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean exact same thing.

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01:03:00,079 --> 01:03:02,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm with you. And it sounds like fear mongering,

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it does, but that's their reasoning.

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Speaker 2: That's always their reason. If we fab behind, like going space,

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01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:15,280
if we fall behind, if we thall behind AI, if

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01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,440
we fall behind.

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Speaker 3: No, you're totally right, And it's happening with space now.

1204
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,239
That's what Trump is doing with trying to get us

1205
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:22,840
back to the moon.

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01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's all bullshit. It's money laundering. It's

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01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:29,639
money laundering.

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01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: Why would they need to launder money that if they

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01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,000
can print it. I don't understand that.

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01:03:33,199 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 2: Well, you're right, I mean, I'm talking about space and nukes,

1211
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,679
but what is really this is all about installing surveillance

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01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,880
around the entire world, entire country.

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01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:45,519
Speaker 3: Right, I totally agree, And they're.

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01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 2: Trying to put it in as a race against China.

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01:03:49,599 --> 01:03:53,480
Like anything that the elite do ever benefit us?

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01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:59,239
Speaker 3: Never literally never No. No, I mean I guess I

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01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,760
guess we benefit from like the infrastructure, you know, like

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01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,280
the highway system and stuff that they used to transport

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01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,960
goods that wouldn't exist if they didn't need to transport goods.

1220
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,360
I guess we benefit from that. But other than that,

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I mean not much, right, possibly mean internet maybe.

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01:04:14,679 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 6: Listen, we're gonna have the best in AI and your

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01:04:17,079 --> 01:04:17,960
privacy is gone.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, and and you'll have some people

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01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,719
who won't mind at all, like just will say, hey,

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01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,599
what do I got to hide? You know, there's always

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those people. Yeah, and it's it's the most disappointing.

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Speaker 2: This guy's the biggest piece of ship. He's in the

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01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:39,239
occultist he was, Yeah, and he's good friends of Courney

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01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:40,840
uh Love.

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Speaker 6: He's all been right there with her and all that

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01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:44,559
shady ship.

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01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:50,199
Speaker 3: She's into Courtney Love, Courtney Love the singer. Yeah, Kevin

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01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:51,719
O'Leary hangs out with Courtney Love.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're friend You can look look like google it,

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01:04:54,239 --> 01:04:57,599
you can find Wow, look at hearing?

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Speaker 14: Is it?

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01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 3: You don't think so?

1240
01:05:01,639 --> 01:05:05,519
Speaker 2: No, they're all occultists, they're all controlled elites.

1241
01:05:05,719 --> 01:05:09,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a couple of pictures of them out there together.

1242
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,920
That is such funny. I mean, a Canadian billionaire and

1243
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,599
then like a schizophrenic ex rocker who killed her boyfriend.

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01:05:17,159 --> 01:05:19,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, schizophrenic mk ultra sex kitten.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's huh funny, funny, how that was?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, Johnny.

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Speaker 3: That that is? That is absolutely correct, Sam, And Uh,

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Speaker 2: Johnny loves he gets when he goes to Poundtown. He

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feels like he's in.

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Speaker 3: Just do you mind doing your dates now? Sam? If

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you want to bring him out and so I can. Uh,

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I gotta go out and reset my.

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Speaker 6: Why Johnny, you gotta go peepee poo poo.

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01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:35,159
Speaker 3: Look, I'm choppy. It's stremeyard.

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01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 2: It's Donny. You are choppy.

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01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 3: If you want to bring your dates, uch.

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01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,560
Speaker 2: Donny, I'll do it in two seconds.

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01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 3: You just shut You got a big show coming up

1308
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:48,640
on Tuesday, I believe June second at the comedy stores.

1309
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,239
Speaker 2: I I haven't put that up yet.

1310
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,279
Speaker 3: It's at the comedy store.

1311
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got butt, Thank you, Johnny. Uh, Tonight I

1312
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,399
have my last show to come at their La Joya

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01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:03,119
Comedy so or then on Tuesday I have comedy Chaos,

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01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:06,720
then Albuquerque, then the thousands episode. I'm making the jerseys.

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01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:10,439
I'm making the FEMA jerseys as we speak, Uh, Miami,

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four sat Peers for Joke World, Uh, Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsakan

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Uh Skankfest, New Orleans, and then closing out in Austin.

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01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,560
More dates. Oh, and I haven't put up I'm doing

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:32,600
November eleventh, I am at the I'm at Truth Cot

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01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,760
in Dallas. I got to put that date up to

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check out Word War Debate. We we we believe we

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01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,880
have a location and we have our venue. We're about

1323
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:46,520
to lock that in and we will be going hopefully

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01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:52,399
late July early August for the next one. And then finally,

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if you, if you're sassy, and I know you are,

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check out my new open opiate of the Asses. Uh

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teach your children well you know, read the comments six

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minutes in and literally the funniest special I've ever seen

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01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,800
in five years. That's to do it. Making drunk NPC's left.

1330
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,560
You're so funny, dude is out control. Love you, Sam,

1331
01:10:16,319 --> 01:10:20,199
hype for this so good, awesome on fire bro. So

1332
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the people have spoken to go to YouTube dot com

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slash Sam Tivlee Comedy and check it out, dude.

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Speaker 3: So we had Alex Stein on Timfoil. Uh what last

1335
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,279
week right? And he says he had a big story

1336
01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:35,720
that was getting ready to drop and it has dropped

1337
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,760
now and I'm just gonna play this video. Alex did

1338
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,720
a great job. It's really good. It's entertaining, and this

1339
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,319
is I really want to hear what you think about

1340
01:10:44,319 --> 01:10:46,039
this because this is kind of shocking to me. I'm

1341
01:10:46,039 --> 01:10:47,640
wondering how much you think it's true and how much

1342
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,680
of it is this bald Alex Luthor looking fuck lying

1343
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:55,439
to impress a date. Anyway, check us out. So, if

1344
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,479
I should say, if you're listening, this is Sean Hudson

1345
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,880
on the other end. It's out on the phone here

1346
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:04,520
on camera, and Sean Hudson is the director of community

1347
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,920
relations for the Washington Nationals. Now, they've already done one

1348
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,800
of James O'Keeffe's group, whatever he calls it now, a

1349
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,479
keif media group did one of these kind of sneaky

1350
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,479
date camera things where they got this guy admitting a

1351
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,000
bunch of shit, and Alex Stein is now calling him

1352
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,800
to kind of do the reveal and they'll play some

1353
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,560
of the clips from the date to kind of get

1354
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,760
you up to speed. But this is really funny.

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01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 4: This is Alex Stein. How are you doing, my friend?

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01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:32,319
Speaker 3: I love Alex's sirious voice. By the way, it's great.

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01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Sirius Alex Stein. It's so good, dude.

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01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,119
Speaker 4: Well, you know the Nationals are doing okay this year.

1359
01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:40,239
But I had a question. Do you know when Trevor

1360
01:11:40,239 --> 01:11:41,880
Williams is going to be back on the field.

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01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:48,079
Speaker 5: Great question. He is rehabbing right now. I'm sorry, bullpen sessions,

1362
01:11:48,119 --> 01:11:49,199
which is really exciting.

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Speaker 25: Do you think it'd be realistic when he's back and

1364
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,560
he's playing. Would you be willing to share him on

1365
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,840
the social media in the future, because we know that

1366
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,560
there's a team directive right now where you said that

1367
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,960
he's not allowed to be shared because he's a Christian?

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01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:01,640
Speaker 5: Is that correct?

1369
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,640
Speaker 4: You said that you can't share him because he was

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against a transgender nun group for the Dodgers or something.

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01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 5: That sounds like something I would say.

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01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,159
Speaker 26: That's he and all like a social media like if

1373
01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:16,560
is wrong, it's my religion.

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01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 2: You all are mocking it.

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01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,199
Speaker 26: So we don't use him because we don't use him

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01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:23,079
on social.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't the players each you're kind of up

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01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,199
to their own discretion.

1379
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Speaker 4: On the share it on Oh, so the players choose

1380
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,039
to be shared on social you don't choose that.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of like some guys are more engaging

1382
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:38,640
in the other ones.

1383
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 27: If you like, go to our social media page and

1384
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:45,760
you see like play at the ballpark and they ask like.

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01:12:46,039 --> 01:12:48,119
Speaker 5: That was hot or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I see those videos.

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01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,760
Speaker 5: Some guys. Some guys just are like, hey, not not

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01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,960
from game rouge stuff.

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Speaker 26: Like that, when they're like, it's a hot sandwich, and

1390
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,079
like the players come up you know what I mean, Like,

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01:12:59,199 --> 01:12:59,960
we don't ask him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 25: And then also she overheard you say something about how

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every single fan that goes to the ballpark you collect

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their Google data and their Google search issues.

1396
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 3: This is crazy.

1397
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,399
Speaker 5: No, that's not possible for us.

1398
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 26: If you ever come to a Nats game, there is

1399
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:20,199
someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out

1400
01:13:20,319 --> 01:13:23,119
everything about you. If so, they were tracking it. If

1401
01:13:23,159 --> 01:13:28,279
you're accepting cookies, we're getting your requifer of your Google history.

1402
01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 25: But another alarming thing though, is it true that you're

1403
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,279
trying to push communism on the fans at the games?

1404
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,479
Because I thought that was pretty alarming once you told

1405
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,800
me that that you're a communist?

1406
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:45,319
Speaker 4: No apologies, yes, Alex Stein, Sure, Alex, No, that's.

1407
01:13:45,279 --> 01:13:46,039
Speaker 5: That's not at all.

1408
01:13:46,279 --> 01:13:49,159
Speaker 26: There is a join the Communist Party poster up in

1409
01:13:49,239 --> 01:13:53,720
my kitchen. I would love to find ways to every

1410
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:57,479
home run is one hundred dollars donation. That's communism, you

1411
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,640
know what I mean, it's redistributing someone's Well, what a

1412
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,319
cool opportunity for a top.

1413
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 3: So what's more shocking what they're saying, what he's saying,

1414
01:14:06,079 --> 01:14:07,920
or the fact that he's not a gay guy by

1415
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,279
the way, I.

1416
01:14:09,319 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 2: Mean, dude, this guy is trying to pick up a chick.

1417
01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:15,079
Speaker 3: Yeah he is, dude, He's got an earring in his

1418
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:18,000
left ear. He's totally bald, just like a little baby.

1419
01:14:18,439 --> 01:14:20,960
And he's a communist and he's not gay. That's shocking

1420
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:21,199
to me.

1421
01:14:22,399 --> 01:14:24,600
Speaker 2: I cannot believe this guy's in trying to pick up man.

1422
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:25,920
Ass me too. Man.

1423
01:14:26,199 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 3: That's the most shocking part about all of it.

1424
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,600
Speaker 2: If you were a chick on this date would be like,

1425
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:33,199
hold on, are you gay? Like? Is this going anywhere?

1426
01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:36,319
I appreciate the free meal, but am I wasting my time?

1427
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,279
Am I gonna have to peg you at some point?

1428
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,760
And ladies get in the comment section. If you think

1429
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,439
there's a chance you might have to peg a guy,

1430
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,640
is that turn on or turn off?

1431
01:14:47,119 --> 01:14:47,279
Speaker 7: Oh?

1432
01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,279
Speaker 3: Do you think they're girls that I didn't. I've never

1433
01:14:49,279 --> 01:14:53,960
even thought about that. That's like their thing's.

1434
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:57,119
Speaker 2: Love pegging men really, and they don't know how to

1435
01:14:57,239 --> 01:14:59,199
do it. You ever watch a woman try to act

1436
01:14:59,319 --> 01:15:02,439
like she's a the guy in doggie style? It's always broken.

1437
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,640
Speaker 3: I can't say I've seen that.

1438
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,279
Speaker 2: No, you've never seen a girl like try to act

1439
01:15:06,359 --> 01:15:10,039
like she's doing dogs. Yeah, it's just super violent and

1440
01:15:10,319 --> 01:15:12,239
like broken robot energy.

1441
01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, so this here's this it's almost over here.

1442
01:15:17,319 --> 01:15:20,680
Speaker 26: He a little bit of like the voice of reason.

1443
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,560
If you're a sports fan and we piss you off,

1444
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:24,880
where else are you gonna go? Either way, I'll give

1445
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,159
a ship.

1446
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:26,159
Speaker 2: Well.

1447
01:15:26,199 --> 01:15:28,399
Speaker 25: And then also there was something weird about how Pete

1448
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:30,239
heg Seth and some of the players would like to

1449
01:15:30,319 --> 01:15:33,239
meet Pete Headset head Sets, but then you tell them

1450
01:15:33,239 --> 01:15:35,520
that he's already left a stadium, And I thought that

1451
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,319
was pretty bad.

1452
01:15:36,359 --> 01:15:37,680
Speaker 4: If a player wants to meet this is.

1453
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,600
Speaker 2: Where you love everybody, because.

1454
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,520
Speaker 12: That you would, you know, help facilitate.

1455
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was there and a.

1456
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,239
Speaker 26: Few players texted me and they were like, he's gonna

1457
01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:47,000
be here after the game.

1458
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,960
Speaker 28: I want to say hi, and I'm like.

1459
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 2: Oh no no. He laughed, like, gone, no, sorry.

1460
01:15:56,399 --> 01:15:59,399
Speaker 25: You know one thing, do you think if you do

1461
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,560
lose your job working for the Nationals, do you think

1462
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,560
the Boston Red Sox would be willing to hire you?

1463
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 2: Now?

1464
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,520
Speaker 4: Sean like world.

1465
01:16:06,239 --> 01:16:10,159
Speaker 26: Compass is really challenge and I like him, like, damn,

1466
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:11,760
it would be nice to just go work for the

1467
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,239
fucking Boston Red Sox.

1468
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 5: You have a great day.

1469
01:16:16,199 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 2: Well, you did say you'd rather work for the Red Sox.

1470
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 4: Remember that.

1471
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,600
Speaker 12: We got them bus did?

1472
01:16:25,159 --> 01:16:30,279
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, dude, that guy sucks. That guy sucks.

1473
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,720
Oh now this guy's for making a response.

1474
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Nationals have responded here so uh this is

1475
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:40,159
uh who is this? This is the President of Baseball Operations,

1476
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,359
Jason Cinaraja.

1477
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,399
Speaker 2: Okay, another HB one visa.

1478
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,600
Speaker 28: It's important for us to address with our fans head

1479
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,800
on and be open and transparent about what happened. You know,

1480
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,119
first off, I want to say on equivocally, we're not

1481
01:16:56,239 --> 01:17:00,279
anti Catholic. I myself am Catholic. We do not track

1482
01:17:00,319 --> 01:17:04,159
people's Google search history. We do not hide players from.

1483
01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:07,119
Speaker 3: Social media, even just because lying.

1484
01:17:07,359 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 28: You know, we featured several players, including Trevor Williams, actually

1485
01:17:11,119 --> 01:17:13,159
on Instagram as part of their visit to the Museum

1486
01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:18,039
of the Bible. All that being said, we're horrified by

1487
01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:20,840
the comments that were made on the video. The comments

1488
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,800
don't reflect us as an organization, our values and who

1489
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:24,159
we are.

1490
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,159
Speaker 1: We took action right away.

1491
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:27,640
Speaker 2: Uh.

1492
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,319
Speaker 28: And the individual is no longer employed by the team.

1493
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:35,279
Speaker 2: Oh shit, he got fired, dude, Oh shit enjoying the

1494
01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:36,079
Red Sox.

1495
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 3: Once he got fired.

1496
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:37,039
Speaker 5: Dude.

1497
01:17:37,079 --> 01:17:40,159
Speaker 3: Of course he got fired. I got on networking, be

1498
01:17:40,279 --> 01:17:42,239
working for the Savannah Bananas or something.

1499
01:17:42,319 --> 01:17:44,239
Speaker 6: Soon they're killing it though, Yeah, they are.

1500
01:17:44,279 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, probably he's probably not not qualified for that

1501
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,560
job anymore.

1502
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,319
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, where do you who do you hire?

1503
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,359
Speaker 3: No, he'll probably end up working for the Chinese Communist

1504
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,560
Party trying to sabotage Kevin O'Leary's data centers or something.

1505
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:59,039
Uh yeah, no, I'm curious what you think though, because

1506
01:17:59,119 --> 01:18:00,800
now they're saying that none of that shit's true. Do

1507
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,960
you think he's just trying to because I sometimes you

1508
01:18:03,039 --> 01:18:04,760
got to one They're like, how much of this is

1509
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,079
a guy trying to impress a girl on a date.

1510
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,479
You know, do you think that's just like them tracking

1511
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,000
all your shit when you go to a game? Can

1512
01:18:12,079 --> 01:18:17,560
that be crazy? Bro's? And then the part that was

1513
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,760
the most infuriating was at the end, He's like, so

1514
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,000
what if you don't like it? Where else are you

1515
01:18:21,079 --> 01:18:23,680
gonna go? That's the attitude of all major sports in

1516
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:25,359
this country. Where else are you gonna go?

1517
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,680
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the same thing with Adam Silver and

1518
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:32,439
it's flopping. Like everyone hates flopping. They're like, flopping sucks, dude.

1519
01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:35,079
He's like, we don't really have a flopping problem. No

1520
01:18:35,159 --> 01:18:38,560
one really cares. You're like everyone's talking about it, like

1521
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:42,439
you like SGA who I think, Like before the whole

1522
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:45,840
flopping thing was one of my favorite players is now

1523
01:18:46,039 --> 01:18:50,319
Darth Vader. Everybody hates him and I hate and they

1524
01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:54,000
always go, oh, man, uh, you know Michael Jordan used

1525
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:59,239
to flop. Fine, Michael Jordan flopped. Not the entire Bulls team,

1526
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:03,359
not everybody on the Bulls team was not like fucking

1527
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:07,159
the eighth guy comes in and starts fucking flopping. The

1528
01:19:07,239 --> 01:19:11,319
whole team is flopping, and it's like it's real simple.

1529
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,159
Everyone only call fowls when it's obvious it's a foul

1530
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,520
not jumping into them. And listen, it's gonna be really

1531
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:27,239
interesting who wins this game tonight? Really interesting because everybody

1532
01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:29,920
in the world wants to see Wemby in Madison Square Garden.

1533
01:19:31,079 --> 01:19:34,159
Everybody wants see him in there. Nobody wants to see

1534
01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:36,359
the thunder win outside of Okay see, and I love

1535
01:19:36,399 --> 01:19:38,800
Oklahoma City. It's a great time to stand up in

1536
01:19:39,399 --> 01:19:40,239
wonderful people.

1537
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 7: Uh but.

1538
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:47,399
Speaker 2: I mean, nobody wants to watch a flop best and

1539
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:51,439
New York has no chance gets okay see none.

1540
01:19:52,159 --> 01:19:54,119
Speaker 6: They got boat raced every time they played.

1541
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:57,680
Speaker 2: The Knicks beat the Spurs, I think every time they

1542
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,520
met each other, and like blue mout of the water.

1543
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,680
So it a really great fucking thing. Yeah, this guy

1544
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,760
said sports is a racket. I can't believe that these

1545
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:10,119
teams are allowed. Like everyone's mad at the players when

1546
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:13,239
they rig shit. No one gets mad when the league rigshit,

1547
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,319
Like how is that allowed?

1548
01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:23,319
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, it's ridiculous. But it's that thing that he said.

1549
01:20:23,359 --> 01:20:24,640
It's like, where else are you gonna go? You know

1550
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,279
what I mean, what are you gonna do? Watch the

1551
01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:27,479
usfl or whatever?

1552
01:20:28,239 --> 01:20:31,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean dude, no, I think see this is

1553
01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:35,960
sports problem. They think we need them, we like them.

1554
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,680
It's the same thing the News did. Where you're gonna

1555
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:39,479
go for your news.

1556
01:20:40,359 --> 01:20:41,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, where you're gonna go.

1557
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 2: That's what Hollywood said, where you're gonna go for your entertainment,

1558
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:48,279
and both of them are dead. Sports better gets head

1559
01:20:48,319 --> 01:20:51,000
out of its ass and understand we want to watch

1560
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:56,359
a meritocracy. We don't want to watch fucking you fixing him.

1561
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,319
You know, it's like when David Sterton got a big

1562
01:20:58,399 --> 01:21:01,159
problem if they go, if you could have any NBA finals,

1563
01:21:01,199 --> 01:21:03,000
what would it be? And he said I'd like it

1564
01:21:03,079 --> 01:21:06,279
to be the Los Angeles Lakers versus the Los Angeles Lakers.

1565
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,439
Speaker 1: Did he say that?

1566
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 3: Really?

1567
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,479
Speaker 2: Yeah? He got in deep trouble for that.

1568
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 3: He was so funny. Dude, you know who else is

1569
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,640
in deep trouble?

1570
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,439
Speaker 2: Okay, because you're about to do a read.

1571
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:18,359
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna no, not in that read. It's this

1572
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:22,479
cop that tried to I don't want to spoil it.

1573
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,000
If people.

1574
01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:26,479
Speaker 2: I just want to say, David Stern made up Epstein

1575
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:31,600
for orgies. What a crazy orgy that would be where

1576
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,279
you're just slamming hammy. You look over and there's David

1577
01:21:34,359 --> 01:21:36,920
Stern stacking chicks sweating.

1578
01:21:39,159 --> 01:21:40,720
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the the.

1579
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 2: Oh Jordan cheated? He was gambling on sports.

1580
01:21:48,399 --> 01:21:49,960
Speaker 3: It's the most Jewish sounding.

1581
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 2: Jordan. I can't even do good.

1582
01:21:56,119 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 3: Uh So this, I'm sure you've seen this. This is

1583
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:01,800
one of my favorite viral things ever. Possibly.

1584
01:22:02,119 --> 01:22:02,159
Speaker 2: So.

1585
01:22:02,319 --> 01:22:05,800
Speaker 3: This woman gets pulled over and I'm just gonna I

1586
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,720
think if I just play it from here, it'll make sense.

1587
01:22:08,239 --> 01:22:09,960
She's in Florida and she's pulled over.

1588
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:19,159
Speaker 2: My ball omere oh my balls like good money said

1589
01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:20,920
with the bumps, going to share his office the way.

1590
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 12: You're being pulled over in the city of Lake War today.

1591
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:24,880
Speaker 27: We're doing an operation for distracted driver and you drove

1592
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,600
past me holding the phone with you right hand money

1593
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:27,399
play in that phone.

1594
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:34,840
Speaker 3: I mean, so you want to if you're listening at home.

1595
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:38,039
The woman holds up a stump. She has no right hand,

1596
01:22:38,239 --> 01:22:42,119
she doesn't have anything below the elbow. Her arm is missing.

1597
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,159
Half of her arm is missing.

1598
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 2: This is a day I don't.

1599
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,600
Speaker 12: Want to call a day you had a hand money

1600
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:49,800
hand Well, I thought I told you.

1601
01:22:51,199 --> 01:22:52,439
Speaker 2: I thought I saw it right.

1602
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,600
Speaker 3: It's over, dude, Yeah, it's over.

1603
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,199
Speaker 2: You said, I.

1604
01:22:58,199 --> 01:23:01,600
Speaker 5: Sorry, with the right hand, perhaps not right. You didn't.

1605
01:23:04,199 --> 01:23:05,520
Speaker 12: I know what I said. I know what I said.

1606
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,279
I'm asking you not did you did you know?

1607
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 4: You did not have?

1608
01:23:10,079 --> 01:23:11,359
Speaker 12: Funny to God?

1609
01:23:11,399 --> 01:23:13,119
Speaker 2: You have hand to God?

1610
01:23:14,279 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 3: You have if you're listening at home when he when

1611
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:19,560
he says hand to God, she holds up her right stump,

1612
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,039
and then he says your hand, and then so she

1613
01:23:22,119 --> 01:23:24,239
has to hold up her left hand, which she actually has.

1614
01:23:25,079 --> 01:23:27,000
It's so funny, cool, you have your.

1615
01:23:28,439 --> 01:23:31,319
Speaker 2: You like what a piece of ship?

1616
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:34,279
Speaker 12: Dude, levern liar.

1617
01:23:37,079 --> 01:23:39,680
Speaker 2: I love cops. My cousin's a cop. I feel for him,

1618
01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:46,119
but dude, you were wrong. Wrap it up, kay, And

1619
01:23:46,199 --> 01:23:49,720
you're making her with one arm get out her ship? Yeah, dude,

1620
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,239
this is just ego right here.

1621
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,039
Speaker 3: He got embarrassed and now he's trying to get her.

1622
01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,600
Speaker 2: Now he's gonna make her pay because she suits. She

1623
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,439
sounds like an idiot, and I would sue the funk

1624
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:00,960
out of them.

1625
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:07,159
Speaker 5: I think this is.

1626
01:24:08,279 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 10: Character all depended.

1627
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,760
Speaker 3: He's coming back to the car now.

1628
01:24:17,359 --> 01:24:20,000
Speaker 27: All right, man, So you're going to recitation for widest

1629
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,800
communications device handheld while driving.

1630
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:22,159
Speaker 3: You can't.

1631
01:24:22,159 --> 01:24:24,399
Speaker 12: We got Donalds will berate a motivat.

1632
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 18: And you put on there that you saw me with

1633
01:24:26,039 --> 01:24:26,800
my right hand.

1634
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,359
Speaker 12: Holding it up with that if you want to take

1635
01:24:28,359 --> 01:24:29,079
it back, that's.

1636
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:30,960
Speaker 9: What you said when you pulled me up. Yes, that

1637
01:24:31,079 --> 01:24:32,680
you saw me holding my device right.

1638
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:33,560
Speaker 12: I'm not disagreeing with you.

1639
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:35,239
Speaker 27: Yes, that's what I said. Yes, if you want to

1640
01:24:35,239 --> 01:24:37,640
take it a court, and that's what you saw, that's

1641
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,920
what I said. That's what you said you saw. Okay, Okay,

1642
01:24:40,039 --> 01:24:41,880
I'm gonna take it a court. Option five in the

1643
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,359
back of the ticket. That's how you take that ticket

1644
01:24:43,359 --> 01:24:45,359
of court. You'll have any questions for me, thank you,

1645
01:24:47,239 --> 01:24:48,560
sue the ship.

1646
01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 2: Out of them.

1647
01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:51,439
Speaker 3: Well, I will say, okay. So this kind of went

1648
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,520
viral and then it seems like he dropped the ticket

1649
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:54,720
because he knew that he's gonna know.

1650
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:59,079
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, that I agree that you should dropped

1651
01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:01,760
it there. I mean, like I'm wrong. I look like

1652
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,119
a real dumb ass.

1653
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:07,319
Speaker 3: Take the l And it's funny ny when I came.

1654
01:25:07,239 --> 01:25:09,199
Speaker 2: On here and said Johnny was right about the fake

1655
01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:12,079
Israel war. I could have kept going harder, but I

1656
01:25:12,239 --> 01:25:15,159
kept going. You showed me your war nub and I'm like,

1657
01:25:15,279 --> 01:25:18,079
Johnny's right, dude.

1658
01:25:18,239 --> 01:25:20,399
Speaker 3: There are people that like boot liquors in the comments,

1659
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:23,760
like it was showing examples of how people with stubs

1660
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,840
can still hold phones.

1661
01:25:25,399 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, so dumb.

1662
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,479
Speaker 3: What the cops don't need your help. They're fine, they're good.

1663
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,520
They already get the benefit of the doubt in court.

1664
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,479
You know, they get treated like special people in court.

1665
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,479
I don't need your help in the YouTube comments.

1666
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:39,479
Speaker 2: It's just so dumb, dude. And it's like I think

1667
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:45,000
most people, I mean, like Johnny, a lot of Libertarians

1668
01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:48,399
don't want cops. I think that's foolish. I think the

1669
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:52,840
notion of having no cops is like San Francisco, Okay,

1670
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:57,199
we want cops, we need order. There's a lot broken people,

1671
01:25:57,439 --> 01:26:01,239
there's a lot hurt people, and hurt people, hurt people. Okay,

1672
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,840
it's just the way it is. But man, this is

1673
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:06,840
when you're like, okay, did we need to rein it in?

1674
01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:07,399
Speaker 12: All right?

1675
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 2: You took the al Just take the fucking out. I

1676
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,520
wish we knew that the cops name so we can talk.

1677
01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:14,680
Speaker 3: About you know, how we do know his name. I

1678
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,600
can say it if you want to in your Sanchez

1679
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:27,119
what was his name? No cop Florida, what was the

1680
01:26:27,199 --> 01:26:31,000
guy's name? Because he's gone viral everywhere. It's Palm Beach County,

1681
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:35,479
and that's giving me pop.

1682
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:36,239
Speaker 5: But we do not.

1683
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:37,800
Speaker 3: If you want to, it's easy to find them, if

1684
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,800
you want to find the guy's name.

1685
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:40,399
Speaker 7: What the hell is this?

1686
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,960
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed about what.

1687
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:45,720
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed for this guy.

1688
01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:49,039
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yeah, I'm not embarrassed for him. He's just

1689
01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:49,640
a dickhead.

1690
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,399
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed that he's so egotistical he can't admit what

1691
01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:53,920
he's wrong.

1692
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:01,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's just I'm not embarrassed for him.

1693
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,560
I'm just angry about him. So the woman is called

1694
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,119
Kathleen Thomas, and then.

1695
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,279
Speaker 5: Where is it?

1696
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:11,640
Speaker 3: I know, I saw the guys.

1697
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,840
Speaker 2: Now, do you know how handicap people like when they

1698
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:18,239
have a handicap, whether there are other senses or something

1699
01:27:18,239 --> 01:27:20,399
gets better? Do you think she gives even better hand

1700
01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:23,800
jobs with her right left hand, like she just got

1701
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,479
such skill because she lost her other hand. That her

1702
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:29,159
right hand hand job, her left hand hand jobs are

1703
01:27:29,359 --> 01:27:29,840
just fire.

1704
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,279
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I heard she was in the stumping guys.

1705
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you she gets that stuff in there, Dude,

1706
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,119
she gets She's literally the only one who can go

1707
01:27:39,199 --> 01:27:39,880
shoulder deep.

1708
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I bet she could make some good money on

1709
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:45,359
only Fancy.

1710
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Hi, I'm the lady who got a

1711
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,640
ticket for holding a phone in my right hand when

1712
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:51,359
they don't have a hand.

1713
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,279
Speaker 6: I do have a knub and I'm gonna shove it

1714
01:27:53,359 --> 01:27:54,079
up this chick's But.

1715
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,600
Speaker 3: It's terrible, dude, So this I thought this was fake

1716
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,640
it first, but this is so.

1717
01:28:01,079 --> 01:28:03,560
Speaker 2: They are starting so bad, Johnny.

1718
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:06,279
Speaker 6: Can you smell it through the computer?

1719
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,319
Speaker 3: No, thank god, I am.

1720
01:28:07,439 --> 01:28:09,239
Speaker 2: I am in a gas chamber right now.

1721
01:28:10,479 --> 01:28:11,640
Speaker 3: You just gassed yoursel phone.

1722
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 2: I just gassed myself.

1723
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,640
Speaker 3: So this is real.

1724
01:28:16,119 --> 01:28:16,800
Speaker 29: This is uh.

1725
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:21,159
Speaker 3: They're investigating in New York, there's an incident at McDonald

1726
01:28:21,199 --> 01:28:25,479
Avenue and Avenue S in Brooklyn. It appears ten unknown

1727
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:28,319
individuals opened up a manhole in Brooklyn and went into

1728
01:28:28,399 --> 01:28:30,520
the man hole. It appears they stayed down there for

1729
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:33,359
about two hours. Uh, and then they had a car

1730
01:28:33,439 --> 01:28:37,239
pull up and play cover. So let's play this video now.

1731
01:28:37,359 --> 01:28:39,760
It looked kind of fake to me, but this has

1732
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,880
been picked up by real news, so apparently there is

1733
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,600
an investigation going on into this. There's some weird shit

1734
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:45,960
going on. The sewers in New York.

1735
01:28:46,119 --> 01:28:51,199
Speaker 2: Oh are these are? Are these tiny hats?

1736
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,840
Speaker 3: It's hard to tell. I'm not sure it could be

1737
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,000
the because you see that kind of that one guy there,

1738
01:28:57,079 --> 01:28:59,039
especially in the the sleeves.

1739
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:06,159
Speaker 2: So these a cop. It's oh, so these are just

1740
01:29:06,279 --> 01:29:07,000
regular people.

1741
01:29:07,239 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 3: And this first description says ten guys drop to their

1742
01:29:10,079 --> 01:29:12,760
underwear and dive into a manhole like it's a portal

1743
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:16,399
to treasure. But you can see him here. There's like

1744
01:29:16,439 --> 01:29:21,760
a car there kind of blocking in. Then they're shining lights. Okay, yeah,

1745
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:27,479
I'll keep playing it if you gotta go piss. It's

1746
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:35,239
so strange. You can see they all kind of help.

1747
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:37,520
Now there's a much brighter light off of that car

1748
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:44,119
and they're going in the sewer. It's like the plot

1749
01:29:44,159 --> 01:29:46,000
of Ninja Turtles or something. This is crazy.

1750
01:29:47,079 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 4: So uh.

1751
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:52,560
Speaker 3: Now this is a picture of that manhole.

1752
01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:55,880
Speaker 2: This this morning around two as this is viral.

1753
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:59,760
Speaker 3: News, NYC reporting from the spot, there was.

1754
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:02,560
Speaker 30: An incident that occurred right here on King's Highway and

1755
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:07,079
Avenue S. Apparently some guys went through this manhole right

1756
01:30:07,159 --> 01:30:10,359
here and started going in there. They started taking off

1757
01:30:10,399 --> 01:30:14,640
their clothing trying to figure out what was going on there.

1758
01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:19,000
I know there's some bars that are literally right here,

1759
01:30:20,399 --> 01:30:24,840
some Mexican bars where they get really drunk. So possibly

1760
01:30:25,119 --> 01:30:27,359
these guys were really drunk and they thought they can

1761
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:32,319
find some gold underneath this manhole. I'm not really too

1762
01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:34,439
sure what they thought they were trying to do what,

1763
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:39,079
But there is an ongoing investigation. Apparently there's some rumors

1764
01:30:39,119 --> 01:30:41,560
going around that there was a body down there, which

1765
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:44,680
is not true. I did speak with neighbors in the

1766
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,399
area and they're a little shocked about what's going on.

1767
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,680
Speaker 2: So apparently there's some.

1768
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:51,720
Speaker 30: Kind of like trend going on when people are going

1769
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:55,279
into manholes looking for shit. So again, we're here on

1770
01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:59,520
Avenue S and McDonald Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, and

1771
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,720
and uh, yeah, I have a great day.

1772
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:06,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so bizarre. And now the New York Post is

1773
01:31:06,399 --> 01:31:09,079
reporting on it says group of seven creeps emerged from

1774
01:31:09,239 --> 01:31:13,079
NYC sewer manhole and bizarre scene. Uh. The NYPD is

1775
01:31:13,479 --> 01:31:17,000
launching up a probe into this. Says a crew of

1776
01:31:17,079 --> 01:31:19,920
odd balls were filmed emerging from a Brooklyn's well. This

1777
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:21,520
says emerging is this a different one?

1778
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:21,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

1779
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:25,199
Speaker 3: This is huh. The video shows one person appearing to

1780
01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:27,640
lift a manhole cover from now this is the same place.

1781
01:31:28,359 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 5: Uh.

1782
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,319
Speaker 3: Things quickly took a bizarre turn when somebody emerged from

1783
01:31:32,359 --> 01:31:34,560
the sewer with a flashlight in hand, and then another,

1784
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,840
and then another, and then another, until seven people were

1785
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:43,720
milling in the roadway. Yeah, okay, this is more security

1786
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:47,119
footage from a different angle as we wait for Sam

1787
01:31:47,239 --> 01:31:53,319
to return here. Uh check this out. Well, this must

1788
01:31:53,359 --> 01:31:54,840
be the one where the people are coming out. Yeah,

1789
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:58,920
and now so now this is just people coming out. Yeah,

1790
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:00,840
so this weird shit going on and the sewers in

1791
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:03,079
New York people are just going out there down there

1792
01:32:03,079 --> 01:32:06,800
and hanging out, and they've got like appropriate clothes on it.

1793
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,079
They're in like waiters and stuff, you know, like waterproof

1794
01:32:10,359 --> 01:32:15,319
from the waist down. Huh. Yeah, maybe it's just they're

1795
01:32:15,359 --> 01:32:20,239
like splunking. They're going and looking for shit. I could

1796
01:32:20,279 --> 01:32:23,640
see like some hipsters doing this. Oh okay, I get

1797
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:27,079
so the underwear thing is they're changing clothes after they

1798
01:32:27,159 --> 01:32:30,119
probably got all gross and shit. What is happening. This

1799
01:32:30,279 --> 01:32:44,760
is so strange. That's so strange, dude, if you're listening,

1800
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:46,880
it's just these guys are all like changing their clothes

1801
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:48,920
and stuff after they're emerging from a sewer and kind

1802
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:51,920
of talking about whatever happened. I don't know. I did

1803
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,760
hear that there's like an urban legend of being treasurer

1804
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:58,119
and buried in the sewers in NYC. So it could

1805
01:32:58,119 --> 01:33:00,800
be that they're looking for that. I don't know. That's so,

1806
01:33:01,239 --> 01:33:05,560
that's so strange. Okay, I'll save that for when Sam

1807
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:11,880
is back. Okay. So there was a funny, funny video

1808
01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:14,840
played on Fox News of and it just gives you

1809
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,000
kind of an idea when I say, we have a

1810
01:33:17,079 --> 01:33:21,159
lot of dumb people in la and that's why I'm

1811
01:33:21,199 --> 01:33:24,880
not confident in Spencer Pratt's odds. This video gives you

1812
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:28,359
a little insight into what I'm saying. Now. It's Fox News,

1813
01:33:28,399 --> 01:33:31,840
so they mostly interviewed people who kind of favor Pratt,

1814
01:33:32,119 --> 01:33:34,279
but you get a little taste of the level of

1815
01:33:34,399 --> 01:33:38,640
idiocy we're dealing with on the street in La.

1816
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:38,920
Speaker 4: Here.

1817
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:40,800
Speaker 3: I might have said it, why I see La here?

1818
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:42,479
Check us out?

1819
01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:45,159
Speaker 2: What makes you angry about La life?

1820
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,199
Speaker 18: Homeless on every corner in La is in a city,

1821
01:33:48,279 --> 01:33:49,199
it's a public toilet.

1822
01:33:49,239 --> 01:33:50,399
Speaker 5: At this point, I don't want.

1823
01:33:50,239 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 18: To walk to my car and go oops, I stepped

1824
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,079
in human feces.

1825
01:33:53,199 --> 01:33:56,720
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm not angry about la. There's traffic, but it's

1826
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:57,680
been like that forever.

1827
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,359
Speaker 18: There's homelessness, but it's.

1828
01:33:59,239 --> 01:33:59,880
Speaker 12: Been like that forever.

1829
01:34:00,359 --> 01:34:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, poverty period.

1830
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:05,880
Speaker 18: Who what is mayor Bass doing to solve these problems?

1831
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:06,439
Speaker 2: Not heard?

1832
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:09,560
Speaker 18: None, no change, nothing, It's just I've seen it.

1833
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:14,720
Speaker 2: I wonder sometimes, who were you voting for Bass? Right?

1834
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:18,600
Speaker 18: Nothing that Bass is done, but you're going to vote

1835
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:18,840
for her.

1836
01:34:19,039 --> 01:34:20,039
Speaker 12: I'm not even voting.

1837
01:34:20,239 --> 01:34:20,880
Speaker 18: Does it matter?

1838
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 2: It really doesn't matter.

1839
01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:25,680
Speaker 18: Spence, Pat Spencer, Prattice. We're gonna have a daddy summer.

1840
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,800
I'll tell you that he actually tells us the truth.

1841
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:29,720
Speaker 12: He tells you the real heart tred of what's going on.

1842
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:30,439
Karen Bass.

1843
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:33,239
Speaker 18: What is Karen Vass's greatest accomplishment.

1844
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:33,760
Speaker 12: Removing the homeless?

1845
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:34,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, she did a great job with that.

1846
01:34:35,079 --> 01:34:38,880
Speaker 12: I do a love film, do you agree?

1847
01:34:39,159 --> 01:34:39,199
Speaker 5: No?

1848
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:40,359
Speaker 18: Absolutely not.

1849
01:34:44,159 --> 01:34:46,760
Speaker 29: It's been a year and a half since the Palisades

1850
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:51,000
fire and practically nothing has been rebuilt. If this was

1851
01:34:51,039 --> 01:34:52,560
a year and a half ago, I would be in

1852
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:54,199
someone's house right now.

1853
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:57,359
Speaker 18: Did turn Bass do a good job handling the Palisade fires?

1854
01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,199
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. She wasn't even here.

1855
01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:00,840
Speaker 18: She could have done about a job of throwing up

1856
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:01,720
ball from here to China.

1857
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:04,680
Speaker 29: She didn't do a great job, so just so we're accounting,

1858
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:06,680
can't name an accomplishment of Karen Bass.

1859
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,600
Speaker 18: Didn't do a good job in the fires.

1860
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 12: But she's still your girl, She's still my girl.

1861
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:15,399
Speaker 18: Nitthia Rahman never heard of her.

1862
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:19,479
Speaker 29: She says she has the solution to stopping wildfires, stopping

1863
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:20,880
backyard barbecues.

1864
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:22,880
Speaker 18: I'm African American, I'm hole black.

1865
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:27,159
Speaker 2: We got barbecue regardless what oh black?

1866
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:28,199
Speaker 1: Now, you can't do it?

1867
01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:31,239
Speaker 21: Pratt?

1868
01:35:32,119 --> 01:35:35,439
Speaker 18: Want you at having to step on human poop? Is

1869
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:36,680
that how low the ball is.

1870
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:38,720
Speaker 31: Here in La I have thrown away three pairs of

1871
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:41,359
shoes for stepping actual human feet.

1872
01:35:41,359 --> 01:35:42,119
Speaker 1: Season you do have to.

1873
01:35:42,119 --> 01:35:44,079
Speaker 32: Watch just step these people that want to vote for

1874
01:35:44,159 --> 01:35:45,920
Karen Bass or Ramen Noodles.

1875
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:48,840
Speaker 18: You want to step in poop? That's all of us,

1876
01:35:49,119 --> 01:35:52,239
he says, No, Is he right?

1877
01:35:54,359 --> 01:35:54,800
Speaker 17: He's right?

1878
01:35:55,039 --> 01:35:57,239
Speaker 31: I look at Senser Pratt, I see myself. I see

1879
01:35:57,279 --> 01:36:01,199
somebody who has directly been affected by the the leader.

1880
01:36:01,479 --> 01:36:04,359
Speaker 12: You can't sell everything over She's been mayor for four years. Okay,

1881
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,359
appreciate you got me on that one.

1882
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:13,920
Speaker 29: Karen Bass said, by twenty twenty six, there will be

1883
01:36:14,119 --> 01:36:15,359
zero homelessness.

1884
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:19,840
Speaker 18: Does this look like zero homelessness? How's the homeless situation here?

1885
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:21,880
Speaker 31: Fat The other day I saw a naked man everywhere.

1886
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:23,159
I mean, go down the shoe right here you'll see

1887
01:36:23,159 --> 01:36:23,960
a crack head running.

1888
01:36:24,079 --> 01:36:26,119
Speaker 2: It's now a running.

1889
01:36:26,159 --> 01:36:30,279
Speaker 18: I'm just get a homeless prison like Bass Homeless Card

1890
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,840
twenty six. That'd be zero homelessness in La.

1891
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:36,680
Speaker 27: Cam Ba's lighter assholes Man Simmer thirty first, twenty six.

1892
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:39,479
Speaker 32: When you think about it, there is great significance to

1893
01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:40,800
the passage of time.

1894
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 2: Here in La.

1895
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:44,039
Speaker 29: If you need to throw something away, look no further

1896
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:52,000
than to the ground. Migrant here in California just got

1897
01:36:52,119 --> 01:36:54,680
a free government funded boob shop.

1898
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,840
Speaker 18: Has the government ever given you anything for free?

1899
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:58,359
Speaker 4: Trauma?

1900
01:36:58,960 --> 01:36:59,319
Speaker 2: We aint?

1901
01:37:02,319 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 18: Do I have to be homeless and im anything? I

1902
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,399
might approve of that one because I want.

1903
01:37:06,239 --> 01:37:08,640
Speaker 17: To look at some hot people doesn't mean we have

1904
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:09,079
to like you.

1905
01:37:09,439 --> 01:37:10,840
Speaker 18: By the way, before I let you go. Should Gavin

1906
01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:11,880
news some run for president?

1907
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 12: Hell a triple?

1908
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:13,279
Speaker 13: Hellno?

1909
01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:17,680
Speaker 2: You think I'm all at bombed? Listen and he losing

1910
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:18,319
his memory?

1911
01:37:19,039 --> 01:37:22,039
Speaker 18: He's Oh, Gavin's about forty somethings old. So I got

1912
01:37:22,159 --> 01:37:25,199
him confused with that other food that was running for president.

1913
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:25,399
Speaker 2: Joe Biden.

1914
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:30,319
Speaker 18: Joe Biden, ringo, what do you want to tell Jesse Waters?

1915
01:37:30,319 --> 01:37:34,600
Su're on his show on Fox. Oh boy, do you

1916
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:38,159
know why I am hes? Johnny?

1917
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:47,880
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, Yeah, that was great. I was just saying, yeah,

1918
01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:50,119
that's what we're doing. Dude. That woman didn't she said

1919
01:37:50,159 --> 01:37:52,560
she called Joe Biden, that guy who ran for president.

1920
01:37:54,279 --> 01:37:57,279
Speaker 6: He was why do people all look alike, Johnny? We

1921
01:37:57,399 --> 01:37:58,079
all look alike?

1922
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:04,159
Speaker 3: They would be you know their name at least. I mean,

1923
01:38:04,199 --> 01:38:06,159
that's so that, Johnny.

1924
01:38:06,279 --> 01:38:10,359
Speaker 2: I'm against eugenics. I'm against you, Johnny. Let me show

1925
01:38:10,359 --> 01:38:10,840
you something real.

1926
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:12,520
Speaker 19: But but.

1927
01:38:14,199 --> 01:38:16,600
Speaker 6: But I gotta show you some I mean, dude, you

1928
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,279
gotta watch this.

1929
01:38:17,399 --> 01:38:19,800
Speaker 2: Dude. Hold, I keep talking, Johnny talk.

1930
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:22,560
Speaker 3: I can talk. You know what I can talk about.

1931
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:24,439
I can talk about our friends that Ethos, Sam.

1932
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:28,279
Speaker 2: I can love my God, I called them up all

1933
01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:29,319
the time. We just talk.

1934
01:38:30,279 --> 01:38:31,760
Speaker 3: You just call the folks that Ethos up.

1935
01:38:32,119 --> 01:38:34,199
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just like, oh, Sam, We're glad you talk.

1936
01:38:34,239 --> 01:38:35,439
We gotta tell you something cool.

1937
01:38:36,159 --> 01:38:40,239
Speaker 3: They are great, great folks over at Ethos. You know,

1938
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1939
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I think we both agree with that, Sam, I've.

1940
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,600
Speaker 6: Been saying that for a thousand years.

1941
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:51,680
Speaker 3: You I know you have two girls that you want

1942
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:54,760
to make sure if something happened to you, God forbid, uh,

1943
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that they're provided for. And that's the reason that you

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have life insurance.

1945
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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 3: It's a personal thing for all of us, you know,

1947
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like I would want to make sure that you know

1948
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my family I'm not leaving a burden to them in

1949
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the event of my untimely demise. Let's pray that doesn't

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the peace of mind that comes from life insurance, look,

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and have that off your mind. So go check them out.

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Speaker 2: I love it, dude, Johnny, how are you see this?

1970
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:20,319
Listen to this? Listen to this. Tell me if you're

1971
01:40:20,359 --> 01:40:22,680
pro or anti eugenics after.

1972
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:27,279
Speaker 3: This, hold on, hold on, I gotta put it.

1973
01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:29,600
Speaker 2: It's for diamond grill.

1974
01:40:30,359 --> 01:40:33,720
Speaker 11: It's big little morning, y'all know, y'all be just hate

1975
01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:34,079
and talk.

1976
01:40:34,279 --> 01:40:37,159
Speaker 9: I have you know what I got some of I got.

1977
01:40:37,039 --> 01:40:40,920
Speaker 11: Some diamonds on the way, so hating guitar one of

1978
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:44,600
you can release because doing it anyways, I know we

1979
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:46,199
love times, We love you.

1980
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 3: You asked for zero ing wait play it again. I

1981
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:53,840
didn't get the beginning because it wasn't up go again.

1982
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:56,560
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Johnny, you want to watch you

1983
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:58,640
want to go through pain again? Here with Inger part

1984
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:01,640
more back by Papa Man. You asked for her she's

1985
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:04,119
here heavily game to get mulded for a diamond grill.

1986
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:07,159
Speaker 11: It's big kids out that the little morning y'all know,

1987
01:41:07,279 --> 01:41:09,520
y'all been just hating talking. I well, you know what,

1988
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:12,279
I got some I got some diamonds on the way,

1989
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:15,520
So hating good time money.

1990
01:41:18,119 --> 01:41:18,479
Speaker 2: Anyways.

1991
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:19,640
Speaker 11: I know we love signs.

1992
01:41:20,119 --> 01:41:23,439
Speaker 2: We love you know you asked for she's here.

1993
01:41:24,239 --> 01:41:25,960
Speaker 3: By the way, if you go to the mall in

1994
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:31,399
like Orange County, that's every chick there. Yeah, every chick.

1995
01:41:32,319 --> 01:41:35,640
I mean it's it's horrific. I mean it's like XG's

1996
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:37,880
Instagram basically as well. Did you see he's got something?

1997
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:41,039
There's some like festival girl slut that he's looking for

1998
01:41:41,199 --> 01:41:43,479
that had like did you do you know what I'm

1999
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:44,520
talking about? Have you seen this there?

2000
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:44,760
Speaker 5: There?

2001
01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:47,800
Speaker 3: There's in the x G land. There's a big hunt

2002
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,920
on for this, uh, this chick that he saw at

2003
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:54,479
e d c uh when he was camping at when

2004
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,560
he was camping the other day at the d.

2005
01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:59,119
Speaker 2: C y'all can't have right, all y'all hate and get

2006
01:41:59,199 --> 01:42:00,920
that pat y'all hang on.

2007
01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:08,000
Speaker 3: Dog ah and she kind of I mean very similar vibes.

2008
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:08,920
Speaker 5: Uh.

2009
01:42:10,439 --> 01:42:12,680
Speaker 3: I came here to drink and fuck and I'm almost

2010
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:18,520
done drinking. But this is like this the thing.

2011
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:21,560
Speaker 2: Listen, we love women on the show, we're pro women

2012
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:25,079
on the show. But the notion like she has like

2013
01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:27,199
she hopes this happens.

2014
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:32,359
Speaker 3: There. Oh god, yeah, bro, No, I'm I was watching this.

2015
01:42:32,399 --> 01:42:35,039
Speaker 2: Thing with Andrew Tate on Fresh and Fit.

2016
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:39,199
Speaker 16: Oh no, it was whatever whatever podcast where he's like

2017
01:42:39,319 --> 01:42:44,520
interviews OnlyFans models, and he's like, some of you aren't

2018
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:45,920
even hot, right.

2019
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:47,840
Speaker 3: I love that that guy's called Andrew.

2020
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:52,720
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this was whatever whatever, And I have

2021
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:54,880
no problems with the guy. It's just crazy that he

2022
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:59,479
judges anybody's looks, you know. Yeah, It's like, I don't

2023
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:01,680
know how he came up with this and why he's

2024
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:05,119
the judge of anything. God bless you. He did great.

2025
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:07,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you came up with a good idea interviewing

2026
01:43:07,960 --> 01:43:08,760
dumb chicks.

2027
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:11,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it's it's literally Fresh and Fit.

2028
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:13,199
He just did what Fresh and Fit did.

2029
01:43:13,399 --> 01:43:14,760
Speaker 3: I don't even know what any of that is.

2030
01:43:15,239 --> 01:43:19,479
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyways, so he's telling these chicks that like

2031
01:43:20,159 --> 01:43:23,439
even the most midchick can bang six guys in the day,

2032
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:24,199
and it's true.

2033
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:27,000
Speaker 6: A midchickn bang six guys in the day.

2034
01:43:27,359 --> 01:43:30,960
Speaker 2: So women can have multiple sex for today, but guys

2035
01:43:31,039 --> 01:43:36,359
can have multiple families, do you under right, Like a

2036
01:43:36,439 --> 01:43:39,640
woman can't have multiple families. No, you can't have a

2037
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:42,159
wife that's suddenly pregnant and you go, what is happening here?

2038
01:43:42,239 --> 01:43:43,920
And then you have a baby and you're like, where's

2039
01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:47,319
the baby? But a dad can have multiple families, and

2040
01:43:47,399 --> 01:43:50,479
a woman can have multiple sex partners in one day,

2041
01:43:51,399 --> 01:43:54,199
in one day? Yes, is that crazy?

2042
01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:57,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. It's it's kind of I mean, it's

2043
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:03,560
not fair, I guess, But just life, dude, This this

2044
01:44:04,279 --> 01:44:07,600
a little league game, right, This coach of his one

2045
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:10,199
little league team told his picture because they had been

2046
01:44:10,239 --> 01:44:13,159
like chirping at each other, arguing to throw at the

2047
01:44:13,319 --> 01:44:15,960
dugout of the other little league team, not throw at

2048
01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:19,239
the batter, to throw at people in the dugout, and

2049
01:44:19,359 --> 01:44:22,279
then all all hell breaks loose here. The guy's been

2050
01:44:22,359 --> 01:44:25,039
like banned for life from little league. Uh check us out,

2051
01:44:42,399 --> 01:44:42,800
look at me.

2052
01:44:45,359 --> 01:44:46,920
Speaker 2: People take him too?

2053
01:44:47,159 --> 01:44:48,399
Speaker 3: Oh yeah he did. You can hear it.

2054
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:52,399
Speaker 2: Get an arm on him. All the coaches are white.

2055
01:44:52,439 --> 01:44:53,319
What are you talking about?

2056
01:44:53,319 --> 01:44:54,079
Speaker 3: That's all white people.

2057
01:44:54,119 --> 01:44:57,279
Speaker 2: You guys are lazy. Stop being lazy. They're all white.

2058
01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:02,279
Yeah no, no, wait, racism for when it's real sports.

2059
01:45:02,399 --> 01:45:07,560
Speaker 3: Parents are the worst, the worst. Uh So this is

2060
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:09,720
Can I just say this is why I don't f with.

2061
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:13,600
I never have and I never will mess with. Yeah,

2062
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:17,760
roller coasters, dude, aren't I'm just telling you they aren't safe.

2063
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:20,399
They're run by the most mid people.

2064
01:45:21,039 --> 01:45:21,199
Speaker 5: Uh.

2065
01:45:22,239 --> 01:45:24,039
Speaker 3: Check this out, dude. These people are at the top

2066
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:28,279
of this roller coaster, eight people and they're just stuck there.

2067
01:45:28,359 --> 01:45:34,359
Speaker 12: Bro make everybody okay and then make sure.

2068
01:45:34,199 --> 01:45:38,680
Speaker 3: That they are hanging inverted or at least like laying back.

2069
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,319
And it's it's one of those ones where you kind

2070
01:45:40,359 --> 01:45:43,199
of are in kind of a little train car situation.

2071
01:45:43,359 --> 01:45:45,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I see it. And it's.

2072
01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:48,680
Speaker 3: The people listening.

2073
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:53,039
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're basically straight they're basically straight up.

2074
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:56,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, not quite, and it's.

2075
01:45:56,199 --> 01:45:58,279
Speaker 2: Going to be impossible to get them out of those seats.

2076
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that. So the fire department is there with

2077
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:06,520
one of those giant cranes and they're trying to unask

2078
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:09,960
these people from these seats and get them down. I guess, oh,

2079
01:46:10,359 --> 01:46:11,159
terrified with the.

2080
01:46:11,199 --> 01:46:13,880
Speaker 7: Situation there she is that you just saw her feet

2081
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:16,479
come out of the car to rescue.

2082
01:46:16,159 --> 01:46:18,279
Speaker 3: All Mexicans, by the way, in this roller coaster.

2083
01:46:18,399 --> 01:46:20,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm going to roller coaster in a

2084
01:46:20,159 --> 01:46:22,199
Mexican fucking fair. No.

2085
01:46:22,520 --> 01:46:26,159
Speaker 7: First, brought her out and carried her down onto the

2086
01:46:26,399 --> 01:46:29,760
firefighter basket fits up here on ladder number one. As

2087
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:32,359
you can see, she is out and explained to them

2088
01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:34,640
that it's gonna be a while before we get you down,

2089
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:36,319
but we get you down safely.

2090
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:38,720
Speaker 2: Just bear with us. Oh they got they can only

2091
01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:43,399
do two or three at a time. Crane everybody.

2092
01:46:43,479 --> 01:46:47,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's terrifying, dude. They're so high and

2093
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,479
you can just see the ocean in the background. Where

2094
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:53,039
is this let's see, uh, Texas Texans.

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01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:54,079
Speaker 2: I'm good.

2096
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:58,079
Speaker 3: Nope, dude, I don't. I'm I'm good. Do you trust

2097
01:46:58,159 --> 01:47:00,560
the people that work at the fair or you know,

2098
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:08,560
at Carawins or at Bush Gardens? You know, I just no, no, no, man, So.

2099
01:47:09,079 --> 01:47:12,159
Speaker 2: Johnny real quick, yeah, just so you know how we

2100
01:47:12,279 --> 01:47:15,399
all live in different realities, dude. With the three World

2101
01:47:15,439 --> 01:47:18,760
War three around the corner, Look what hot rich chicks

2102
01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:22,920
are doing. They're getting their vaginas tightened.

2103
01:47:24,279 --> 01:47:26,199
Speaker 3: Oh that's always been a thing I've heard of. This yeah,

2104
01:47:27,159 --> 01:47:27,920
I mean men are.

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01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:30,479
Speaker 2: Being sent to war. These chicks are tightening up.

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01:47:30,439 --> 01:47:35,439
Speaker 3: Their pussies vaginal rejuvenation. Yeah, Hampton's residence. This is from

2107
01:47:35,439 --> 01:47:38,319
the New York Post. Hampton's residents shelling out tens of

2108
01:47:38,399 --> 01:47:44,279
thousands for quote Titus vagina has demands demands for peak

2109
01:47:44,359 --> 01:47:47,239
sexual performance skyrocket. That's funny.

2110
01:47:47,279 --> 01:47:50,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some white set vaginas out there trying to

2111
01:47:51,439 --> 01:47:53,600
make their make their tunnel one way?

2112
01:47:54,039 --> 01:47:55,520
Speaker 3: Can you no?

2113
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,600
Speaker 2: It's a sixth incher. I love it. Yeah, it's not

2114
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:00,479
worse when you get in there and you just banging

2115
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:01,840
the sides like a drunk driver.

2116
01:48:03,159 --> 01:48:07,000
Speaker 3: So Tony Pinchcliff has responded to Chelsea Handler, which we

2117
01:48:07,079 --> 01:48:13,760
talked about last week here, he is, are you jerking

2118
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:15,600
off or something? Okay?

2119
01:48:17,119 --> 01:48:18,840
Speaker 33: Evan Hart was something else.

2120
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:19,159
Speaker 5: Huh.

2121
01:48:19,760 --> 01:48:22,159
Speaker 33: It's the first time I've been called a Nazi, uh,

2122
01:48:23,039 --> 01:48:27,000
multiple times in just a few hours. I guess that's

2123
01:48:27,039 --> 01:48:31,520
what la writers' rooms, all these a lot of mentally

2124
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:37,560
ill liberals out there that somehow, with all these Blacks

2125
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:40,439
and Jews and Mexicans around me, I guess I'm a

2126
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:43,800
Nazi somehow. I guess the guy that pulls names out

2127
01:48:43,840 --> 01:48:46,159
of a bucket giving everybody an opportunity?

2128
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:49,880
Speaker 3: Is a nazi? Isn't that something called a nazi?

2129
01:48:50,279 --> 01:48:50,520
Speaker 2: Gay?

2130
01:48:51,039 --> 01:48:51,720
Speaker 3: A racist?

2131
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:54,279
Speaker 33: Over and over again. I'm none of those three things.

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01:48:54,359 --> 01:49:00,640
A little fun fact, but they are what they are,

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01:49:00,840 --> 01:49:05,520
fat ugly black, and everything I said was real about.

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01:49:05,319 --> 01:49:06,399
Speaker 17: Them, just to remind her.

2135
01:49:07,359 --> 01:49:09,640
Speaker 1: Because I woke up today and even though.

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Speaker 3: Even though.

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01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:17,359
Speaker 33: Well there's news articles, because the news isn't real, nothing

2138
01:49:17,520 --> 01:49:20,119
is real, that'd say that I got lit up by

2139
01:49:20,239 --> 01:49:23,880
Chelsea Handler, which is very, very funny because that's not

2140
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:26,960
what happened at all. You can't believe anything you see

2141
01:49:27,199 --> 01:49:29,560
or read on the news anymore. You have to actually

2142
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,960
watch the thing for yourself.

2143
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:33,359
Speaker 3: She was a bit of a coup, I'll tell you that.

2144
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,000
Speaker 33: She just kept she just kept coming at me over

2145
01:49:36,159 --> 01:49:38,479
she said, I went and took the Saudi Arabia money.

2146
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:42,840
She was like wrong about things. The writers just didn't

2147
01:49:42,880 --> 01:49:45,640
do her any justice. But then and then the teleprompter.

2148
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:50,680
The fun fact, the teleprompter only went down during my set,

2149
01:49:51,039 --> 01:49:54,800
and it gave me a lot of opportunity to remind

2150
01:49:55,039 --> 01:49:58,520
Chelsea Handler what she looks like and where her life is.

2151
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:07,640
Speaker 2: So funny, dude, so so Johnny, So you know, It's

2152
01:50:07,720 --> 01:50:13,039
now come out that Chelsea Handler went to went to

2153
01:50:13,119 --> 01:50:17,119
dinner with epscene after he's already convicted. It's come out

2154
01:50:17,159 --> 01:50:21,319
that she's done the worst racist jokes, not even at

2155
01:50:21,359 --> 01:50:21,840
a roast.

2156
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,600
Speaker 3: Okay, when you've had that story forever about her making

2157
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:26,000
fun of.

2158
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:29,119
Speaker 2: Lonnie Love holding up a picture of a gorilla and saying,

2159
01:50:29,159 --> 01:50:34,720
this is Lilove's family. Who's that hot Brunette kicked off

2160
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:39,600
of of the Daily Wire? What's your name, Barry.

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01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:43,720
Speaker 3: Brunette, not Barry Wise, you're talking about?

2162
01:50:46,239 --> 01:50:52,239
Speaker 2: Hold on? What's her name? What is her name?

2163
01:50:52,479 --> 01:50:53,439
Speaker 5: What is her name?

2164
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:54,840
Speaker 3: Off the Daily Wire?

2165
01:50:55,439 --> 01:51:00,840
Speaker 2: Brett Cooper. Brett Cooper featured My My Sweet out about

2166
01:51:01,039 --> 01:51:04,439
Chelsea and the and the gorilla pic joke. So anyways,

2167
01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:08,640
so now so now we know she's a pedophile enabler,

2168
01:51:09,159 --> 01:51:13,079
she's a racist. And now, Johnny, if it couldn't get worse,

2169
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:19,520
here we go. Chelsea Handler finds out her grandfather was

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a Nazi.

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01:51:21,199 --> 01:51:22,439
Speaker 3: That's so funny? Can you play that?

2172
01:51:23,439 --> 01:51:23,479
Speaker 10: Is?

2173
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:25,279
Speaker 2: I mean, it's long, it's long.

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01:51:25,399 --> 01:51:26,239
Speaker 3: How does she find out?

2175
01:51:26,279 --> 01:51:29,960
Speaker 2: What your family?

2176
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 3: Who knows the most history?

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01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:32,960
Speaker 34: So many?

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01:51:33,239 --> 01:51:33,960
Speaker 3: Who do you think you are?

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01:51:34,079 --> 01:51:37,119
Speaker 31: He had more experience with both sets of grandparents, whereas

2180
01:51:37,199 --> 01:51:38,159
I don't, so if.

2181
01:51:38,359 --> 01:51:41,159
Speaker 2: I ever had would just jump right here.

2182
01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:45,680
Speaker 20: Also that I would look into the other document you

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01:51:45,960 --> 01:51:46,239
gave me.

2184
01:51:46,359 --> 01:51:47,560
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, what is that?

2185
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:50,159
Speaker 21: So I spoke with the expert and.

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01:51:50,279 --> 01:51:52,760
Speaker 20: It actually turns out that this is the sign of

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01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:57,560
the s A okay, is the paramilitary wing of the.

2188
01:51:59,159 --> 01:51:59,319
Speaker 2: Right.

2189
01:52:00,119 --> 01:52:01,720
Speaker 20: This maybe.

2190
01:52:03,319 --> 01:52:03,880
Speaker 21: Bad news.

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01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,960
Speaker 31: I mean there is a swastika on the front of it,

2192
01:52:07,119 --> 01:52:09,000
so I kind of thought it might be badness.

2193
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:12,079
Speaker 20: I set up an appointment for you with an expert.

2194
01:52:12,199 --> 01:52:14,760
His name is Rolf here, and he's going to talk

2195
01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:17,239
to you about this. And actually, if you don't mind,

2196
01:52:17,279 --> 01:52:19,119
I would like to keep this and pass it onto

2197
01:52:19,239 --> 01:52:21,720
him already so that you can evaluate the content.

2198
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:23,720
Speaker 12: Okay, perfect, well, thank you for doing that.

2199
01:52:24,039 --> 01:52:24,359
Speaker 5: Welcome.

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01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:27,359
Speaker 3: Now that's wonderful.

2201
01:52:27,640 --> 01:52:31,239
Speaker 2: I must say something that probably won't be popular if

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01:52:31,319 --> 01:52:32,720
you actually listen to that.

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01:52:33,359 --> 01:52:36,880
Speaker 6: It's kind of heartbreaking what her grandparents went through.

2204
01:52:37,239 --> 01:52:38,239
Speaker 3: Oh really, you watched it?

2205
01:52:38,319 --> 01:52:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? I watched it because I want to see if

2206
01:52:41,479 --> 01:52:44,239
she basically says he's a Nazi. But if you listen

2207
01:52:44,279 --> 01:52:46,720
to what happened after World War One, there's no food

2208
01:52:47,640 --> 01:52:53,359
in Germany and so they had nothing. They had no

2209
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:56,720
chance they had nothing. They and it was like this guy,

2210
01:52:56,960 --> 01:52:59,720
this guy with a funny mustache dressed in snanzi like

2211
01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:05,079
a gay man, gave them possible opportunity. So so yeah,

2212
01:53:05,159 --> 01:53:05,960
he gave them hope.

2213
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:08,560
Speaker 6: And that's why they ended up becoming Nazis.

2214
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:12,359
Speaker 2: Now I can I can look at the nuance of

2215
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:16,199
that and understand why somebody does that. Right, I can go, Okay,

2216
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:19,479
the environment was either you feed your family or you don't.

2217
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:22,000
Speaker 3: Right, totally.

2218
01:53:22,199 --> 01:53:25,479
Speaker 2: But if this was anybody else and Chelsea was looking

2219
01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:28,079
at it, she would scorch the fuck out of them.

2220
01:53:29,439 --> 01:53:32,479
She'd be like, your fucking Nazis, your family of Nazis.

2221
01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:35,279
So this bitch is calling everybody a Nazi when her

2222
01:53:35,319 --> 01:53:36,880
own grandfather was a Nazi.

2223
01:53:37,359 --> 01:53:38,960
Speaker 3: Totally, yeah, And.

2224
01:53:39,039 --> 01:53:41,479
Speaker 2: I could have I could have sympathy for the situation

2225
01:53:41,680 --> 01:53:44,319
that they were in, that there was no hope, so

2226
01:53:44,479 --> 01:53:45,680
he had to do what he had to do to

2227
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,159
feed his family. I'm not gonna sit here and say

2228
01:53:49,279 --> 01:53:51,760
what Hitler was doing was justified, because we all know

2229
01:53:51,920 --> 01:53:53,840
that he's working for the Bank of England. So I

2230
01:53:53,960 --> 01:53:56,720
want to get into something real quick with everybody. You know,

2231
01:53:56,840 --> 01:54:00,439
Peter theil moves Argentina there's a whole sam suonat thing.

2232
01:54:01,039 --> 01:54:02,960
But if you look at what the Bank of England

2233
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:05,720
has done, this isn't gonna be a happy moment here.

2234
01:54:08,079 --> 01:54:12,359
The Bank of England destroyed India, China, Russia and Germany

2235
01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:18,439
all economic military powers, and they're now doing it here

2236
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:23,760
to America. It's happening. So you guys can get and

2237
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:28,640
sit here and like judge me or judge I know

2238
01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:32,399
you guys in the in the comment section are but France,

2239
01:54:33,319 --> 01:54:35,720
you guys can sit there and judge all you fucking

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01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:39,119
want to. The to the people that think I'm an

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01:54:39,159 --> 01:54:44,319
anti Semitic, or a racist, or a homophobe or or misogynists,

2242
01:54:45,159 --> 01:54:48,520
you can judge all you want. I don't care, because

2243
01:54:49,079 --> 01:54:53,680
it's happening. And if you don't get out of your feelings,

2244
01:54:54,359 --> 01:54:57,079
the world that you grew up with and the future

2245
01:54:57,119 --> 01:55:03,880
of your children and your grandchildren is fucking done. It's coming, dude,

2246
01:55:05,079 --> 01:55:11,039
They're going for it. Trump is a treasonous scumbag. Would

2247
01:55:11,079 --> 01:55:13,520
I take him over Kamala Harris? Yes, because she's a

2248
01:55:13,720 --> 01:55:19,960
treasonous scumbag. So you know we get into like like, oh,

2249
01:55:20,199 --> 01:55:22,840
is Israel and Iran working together? Yeah, of course they are.

2250
01:55:23,159 --> 01:55:25,439
Iran doesn't like any of those people over there, that

2251
01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:31,319
fucking that that Israel's bombing right now. They don't like them.

2252
01:55:31,359 --> 01:55:33,239
They don't get along with them. Soon ye, Sheites and

2253
01:55:33,319 --> 01:55:37,039
all that shit. Well, Russia and the Ukraine are working

2254
01:55:37,119 --> 01:55:39,600
together too. You remember when we had Susan Bradford on

2255
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:42,439
and she was talking about how Putin was the banker

2256
01:55:42,520 --> 01:55:46,600
for the raw Child. Yeah, Russia is outside the swift

2257
01:55:48,079 --> 01:55:54,159
banking system, which means all that money is hidden. So

2258
01:55:54,319 --> 01:56:01,000
he's hiding the the the the he's hiding the Rothchild money.

2259
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:05,840
So unless you live under a rock, you understand the

2260
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:09,000
Greater Israel project. And that's what they're going for. Guess what.

2261
01:56:09,359 --> 01:56:10,600
There's also something.

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01:56:10,359 --> 01:56:13,720
Speaker 6: Called New Israel, and that's gonna be the Ukraine.

2263
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:17,199
Speaker 3: I thought that was gonna be Argentina.

2264
01:56:17,279 --> 01:56:19,760
Speaker 2: That's no, that's gonna be another one, dude.

2265
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,680
Speaker 3: There's literally gonna be three new Israel.

2266
01:56:22,159 --> 01:56:25,800
Speaker 2: The news of new Israel, New new Israel, that's what's forgoing.

2267
01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:31,039
There's new Israel. Now, there's new new Israel. And Zelenski

2268
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:36,640
is working with Putin and they they're genociding white Christians

2269
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:40,359
over there. One point five million Christians have died now

2270
01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:45,159
what's happening in Palestine is disgusting and sad. What's happening

2271
01:56:45,159 --> 01:56:49,720
in Lebanon is disgusting and sad. Okay, but what happened,

2272
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:54,520
what's happening in Ukraine is worse than both of them.

2273
01:56:56,640 --> 01:57:01,239
Speaker 3: Combined, by the numbers. Yeah, numbers, and.

2274
01:57:01,359 --> 01:57:02,760
Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about it.

2275
01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:09,159
Speaker 6: Nobody's talking about it, nobody, no.

2276
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:12,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then this guy brings up, don't forget

2277
01:57:12,399 --> 01:57:15,479
what Somalia they're turning in that dude, another Israel. Well,

2278
01:57:15,560 --> 01:57:17,439
that's where they want to put the Palestinians.

2279
01:57:20,520 --> 01:57:24,520
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, and wait, how would that be Israel?

2280
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:26,079
If they're putting the Palestinians, we're.

2281
01:57:25,920 --> 01:57:30,000
Speaker 6: Gonna be new Israel, super Israel, super Israel.

2282
01:57:31,079 --> 01:57:32,560
Speaker 3: But Palestinians are going to go there.

2283
01:57:32,920 --> 01:57:34,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's where they want to put the Palestinians.

2284
01:57:36,439 --> 01:57:38,720
Speaker 3: Well, wouldn't it be Palestine instead of his new Israel?

2285
01:57:38,720 --> 01:57:41,439
It'd be new Palestine. I don't know, maybe, I don't know, Johnny,

2286
01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,680
you're taking over that land as I got.

2287
01:57:43,840 --> 01:57:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, These trans are like iPhones.

2288
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:48,279
Speaker 3: Look at this, This is a trans No, dude, we

2289
01:57:48,319 --> 01:57:51,119
don't want to look at tran trans set a bad thing.

2290
01:57:51,720 --> 01:57:52,479
Trans people.

2291
01:57:53,119 --> 01:57:55,279
Speaker 2: Look at that that's a trans Johnny.

2292
01:57:55,319 --> 01:57:58,920
Speaker 3: They're iPhones now, Okay, I mean that's like a photo shoot,

2293
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:03,119
you know, shop they do have, we have the technology.

2294
01:58:03,239 --> 01:58:08,239
You're right, Yeah, they totally do, dude, Colbert. CBS just

2295
01:58:08,399 --> 01:58:11,279
nuked Colbert. Did you see this? They because he had

2296
01:58:11,319 --> 01:58:14,279
been complaining like on every show basically and making fun

2297
01:58:14,319 --> 01:58:19,560
of CBS. CBS, so they tweeted out the most scorched

2298
01:58:19,640 --> 01:58:23,800
earth tweet I've ever seen. Okay, they put out a

2299
01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:25,840
statement and I'll just let me see if I can

2300
01:58:25,920 --> 01:58:34,479
read an excerpt from this year. Hold on, Okay, We're

2301
01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:37,119
proud to partner with Byron Allen on a new business

2302
01:58:37,159 --> 01:58:41,279
and programming model for Late Night that was cost prohibitive

2303
01:58:41,439 --> 01:58:44,560
to continue, is what he's saying about Colbert. With this

2304
01:58:44,880 --> 01:58:47,560
time by model, we have shifted from an hour that

2305
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:51,640
was losing roughly forty annually.

2306
01:58:51,279 --> 01:58:53,359
Speaker 2: One WNBA season.

2307
01:58:53,840 --> 01:58:57,359
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, to fifteen million in profit, a fifty five

2308
01:58:57,520 --> 01:59:01,800
million dollars swing. They were why would they run Colbert?

2309
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:02,199
Speaker 5: Ever?

2310
01:59:02,680 --> 01:59:04,720
Speaker 3: If nobody's listening and they're losing.

2311
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:06,600
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. I'd a good friend of mine who I

2312
01:59:06,720 --> 01:59:07,399
love the other day.

2313
01:59:07,680 --> 01:59:09,279
Speaker 6: I can't believe what they did in Colbert.

2314
01:59:10,039 --> 01:59:12,159
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Is happening in this country. I go,

2315
01:59:12,279 --> 01:59:13,239
it's called profits.

2316
01:59:13,720 --> 01:59:16,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make any It doesn't make any It's

2317
01:59:16,479 --> 01:59:18,279
what you're always saying, right, Like, it's okay for the

2318
01:59:18,319 --> 01:59:21,199
miller's money if people are watching, but when people aren't watching,

2319
01:59:21,239 --> 01:59:24,720
the influence is gone, then it's meaningless. I mean, it's

2320
01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:25,439
a liability.

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01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:30,439
Speaker 2: So now the data is coming out that Comics Unleash

2322
01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:34,439
has lost like eighty percent of the viewership. They don't

2323
01:59:34,479 --> 01:59:36,800
give a shit because they're making they're making.

2324
01:59:36,640 --> 01:59:40,560
Speaker 3: Profit, yes right, yeah, but pay them a massive salary.

2325
01:59:41,239 --> 01:59:46,359
Speaker 2: Here's what I must say, okay, is that there is

2326
01:59:46,479 --> 01:59:52,039
a backlash right now to your typical CBS viewers to

2327
01:59:52,279 --> 01:59:55,079
this notion that it was a political thing and it

2328
01:59:55,159 --> 01:59:58,600
could be politics involved with it. And that's fine because

2329
01:59:58,760 --> 02:00:02,560
Colbert was pushing the vac scene on people. Copert covered

2330
02:00:02,640 --> 02:00:08,399
up CIA stuff, co Beart worked with John Podessa. The

2331
02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:10,399
thing that the progressor do is like, why did the

2332
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:14,600
why did the conservatives gotta make everything uh political? You

2333
02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:19,039
made using the bathroom political. You made every aspect of

2334
02:00:19,119 --> 02:00:23,119
her life political. There's every aspect. You are a cultural

2335
02:00:23,239 --> 02:00:29,000
Marxist and you're making every moment political. Okay, Stephen Colbert

2336
02:00:29,199 --> 02:00:31,600
was great when he's on Comedy Central because we thought

2337
02:00:31,640 --> 02:00:34,279
he was playing a character. Little did we realize he

2338
02:00:34,479 --> 02:00:38,159
really felt like that, right, and that's why I worked.

2339
02:00:38,199 --> 02:00:41,279
We thought it was funny, then we realized he really

2340
02:00:41,399 --> 02:00:41,680
meant it.

2341
02:00:42,640 --> 02:00:44,960
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he really. He was playing a character that

2342
02:00:45,199 --> 02:00:50,199
was an idiot conservative like Bill Riley type, and we thought, oh, okay,

2343
02:00:50,960 --> 02:00:54,159
that's funny. But it turns out he's a super lib yes.

2344
02:00:54,560 --> 02:01:01,279
Speaker 2: Right, so right now, Comics Unleash's losing this big, big

2345
02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:04,359
portion of the audience. And it has nothing to do

2346
02:01:04,439 --> 02:01:07,039
with the show. It has to do with the reaction

2347
02:01:07,640 --> 02:01:11,159
to this group of people who thinks who are boomers,

2348
02:01:11,319 --> 02:01:13,760
like the guy who attacked me on stage, who thinks

2349
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:16,199
this is political and not financial.

2350
02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oldest boomers just turned eighty, isn't that crazy?

2351
02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:22,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad's about to turn eighty.

2352
02:01:22,439 --> 02:01:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oldest boomers eighty years old.

2353
02:01:24,880 --> 02:01:26,960
Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's the world we live in, Johnny.

2354
02:01:27,439 --> 02:01:28,640
Speaker 3: You know what else is going on in the world

2355
02:01:28,720 --> 02:01:29,039
we live in?

2356
02:01:29,199 --> 02:01:29,920
Speaker 2: Sam Why?

2357
02:01:30,159 --> 02:01:32,439
Speaker 3: This is from The New York Post, a journalist who

2358
02:01:32,560 --> 02:01:36,319
is extensively reported on late financier and sex offender Jeffrey

2359
02:01:36,359 --> 02:01:40,000
Epstein's notorious New Mexico. Ranch said she is listened to

2360
02:01:40,079 --> 02:01:43,840
this dude fleeing the country, claiming she is the victim

2361
02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:51,439
of directed energy weapons attacks over her coverage. Alisa Valdez Rodriguez,

2362
02:01:51,720 --> 02:01:54,920
a former Boston Globe and La Times reporter This is

2363
02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:58,439
a mainstream reporter who later became a best selling novelist,

2364
02:01:58,760 --> 02:02:03,399
says she abruptly abandoned her New Mexico residence after suffering

2365
02:02:03,479 --> 02:02:07,399
what she describes if symptoms of Havana syndrome. Uh, it

2366
02:02:07,479 --> 02:02:10,399
appears my home has been located by well whomever is

2367
02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:14,079
unhappy about my reporting about Zora Ranch and the local

2368
02:02:14,159 --> 02:02:17,079
cover up here and the military intelligence roots of the

2369
02:02:17,199 --> 02:02:20,520
child sex trafficking operation. Jeffrey Epstein and Galline Maxwell were

2370
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:23,279
running here in New Mexico. And she's this morning I

2371
02:02:23,439 --> 02:02:26,439
was hit in my home office by two episodes of

2372
02:02:26,520 --> 02:02:29,960
what I later learned were likely directed energy weapon attacks.

2373
02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:33,560
We wasted no time in leaving the house for good.

2374
02:02:33,880 --> 02:02:36,159
She's gonna be staying in safe houses while she gets

2375
02:02:36,199 --> 02:02:38,319
out of there permanently. Isn't that crazy?

2376
02:02:38,439 --> 02:02:41,840
Speaker 2: Dude? Well, you know that that chick who that one

2377
02:02:41,840 --> 02:02:45,039
of those scientists came up dead. She had a video

2378
02:02:45,079 --> 02:02:46,399
where she said she was getting.

2379
02:02:46,159 --> 02:02:48,800
Speaker 6: Hit with direct energy weapons and she showed her hands

2380
02:02:48,840 --> 02:02:49,640
and they were burnt.

2381
02:02:51,279 --> 02:02:53,479
Speaker 3: Man Like, So, who's that's got to be the government

2382
02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:54,039
though doing that?

2383
02:02:54,159 --> 02:02:54,279
Speaker 5: Bro.

2384
02:02:56,359 --> 02:03:01,239
Speaker 3: So that that's the Zora Ranch thing. Man's that's it

2385
02:03:01,359 --> 02:03:03,399
all ties together when you start thinking about the lottery

2386
02:03:03,600 --> 02:03:04,760
reporting on that Zora Ranch.

2387
02:03:04,960 --> 02:03:05,800
Speaker 2: Where is she going to go?

2388
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:08,960
Speaker 3: I think she said she's gonna be in safe houses,

2389
02:03:09,079 --> 02:03:11,199
and then possibly I think it's said leaving the country,

2390
02:03:11,279 --> 02:03:15,760
possibly to where it said. The second round of attacks

2391
02:03:15,800 --> 02:03:17,560
seem to have come from the back of a large

2392
02:03:17,640 --> 02:03:21,399
semi truck that parked across from my house. The devices

2393
02:03:21,479 --> 02:03:23,600
have gotten smaller now. Some are now the size of

2394
02:03:23,680 --> 02:03:28,039
large machine guns apparently, or even backpack sized. She further

2395
02:03:28,079 --> 02:03:30,399
claims that the operators could generate a three D model

2396
02:03:30,439 --> 02:03:32,319
at the inside of your house in real time and

2397
02:03:32,479 --> 02:03:37,279
zero in on a body part like your head. So damn, dude,

2398
02:03:37,560 --> 02:03:39,319
I don't know. I probably getting out of the country, right.

2399
02:03:41,319 --> 02:03:43,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but where do you go?

2400
02:03:44,439 --> 02:03:48,960
Speaker 3: Where are you going to Mexico? You gotta get out

2401
02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:49,119
of here.

2402
02:03:49,439 --> 02:03:52,680
Speaker 6: You're from etein to Mexico with their fucking president.

2403
02:03:53,680 --> 02:03:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, man, that's a good point. Maybe

2404
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:58,079
you just got to go underground for a while, and

2405
02:04:00,079 --> 02:04:03,000
that makes me nervous. Did you see the so Blue

2406
02:04:03,039 --> 02:04:05,479
Origin tried to launch a rocket and the thing just

2407
02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:05,960
blew up?

2408
02:04:06,000 --> 02:04:06,119
Speaker 5: Bro?

2409
02:04:06,239 --> 02:04:10,079
Speaker 3: The New Glen Rock. Oh yeah, that was amazing, beautiful.

2410
02:04:10,159 --> 02:04:13,600
It's just beautiful to watch. Nobody was injured the New Glen.

2411
02:04:14,279 --> 02:04:17,359
The LC thirty six pad that it launched from is

2412
02:04:17,399 --> 02:04:19,239
apparently the only one that this thing can launch from,

2413
02:04:19,279 --> 02:04:22,079
and it's going to be months and months to get

2414
02:04:22,119 --> 02:04:25,199
this thing sorted out, so it's setting them back massively. Apparently.

2415
02:04:25,840 --> 02:04:28,159
If you're listening at home, we're about to watch a

2416
02:04:28,199 --> 02:04:31,439
massive explosion that apparently was some twenty percent of the

2417
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:34,800
energy of the Hiroshima bomb. If you believe in bombs anyway,

2418
02:04:35,399 --> 02:04:40,239
nuclear bombs, Sam doesn't. When you see this, though, you're like,

2419
02:04:40,319 --> 02:04:42,279
what's the difference? This is just massive?

2420
02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:51,479
Speaker 2: Wow, it's so big.

2421
02:04:53,079 --> 02:04:57,439
Speaker 3: That sound too, that pop? Look at you get a

2422
02:04:57,520 --> 02:04:59,720
mushroom cloud. I mean that's just what you see in

2423
02:04:59,760 --> 02:05:04,680
those nuke Yeah. Look, cat's crazy.

2424
02:05:04,840 --> 02:05:04,960
Speaker 5: Bro.

2425
02:05:05,159 --> 02:05:07,479
Speaker 2: They said you could see it from miles away too.

2426
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:08,520
Speaker 12: I bet so.

2427
02:05:10,039 --> 02:05:10,199
Speaker 17: Yeah.

2428
02:05:10,520 --> 02:05:12,399
Speaker 3: I want just watch it one more time here.

2429
02:05:15,479 --> 02:05:21,039
Speaker 2: Boom wow. Happy fourth of July, everybody.

2430
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:26,800
Speaker 3: Oh, exciting happy Fourth of July. Honestly, that was better

2431
02:05:26,840 --> 02:05:28,840
than Artemis. So they should just blow them up instead

2432
02:05:28,840 --> 02:05:29,279
of sending them.

2433
02:05:32,079 --> 02:05:37,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean everybody just assumes that the elites

2434
02:05:37,399 --> 02:05:39,720
do whatever the fuck they want, whenever they want. It's

2435
02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:41,840
all gonna work out. It never works out the way

2436
02:05:41,840 --> 02:05:43,000
they think it's gonna work out.

2437
02:05:44,119 --> 02:05:46,039
Speaker 3: Well, that's kind of our our prayer, isn't it that

2438
02:05:46,159 --> 02:05:49,159
it doesn't. Kevin Hart also responded to some of the

2439
02:05:49,239 --> 02:05:52,640
Chelsea Handler stuff. This is uh, this is one moment

2440
02:05:52,720 --> 02:05:54,640
from the interview. He went on the Breakfast Club and

2441
02:05:55,239 --> 02:06:00,880
the uh Laren l Rosa started trying to get Kevin

2442
02:06:00,920 --> 02:06:05,159
Hart on George Floyd's brother, whom she interviewed, and Kevin

2443
02:06:05,199 --> 02:06:06,119
Hart just wasn't having it.

2444
02:06:06,920 --> 02:06:10,000
Speaker 21: It's funny, I know your style of comedy.

2445
02:06:10,199 --> 02:06:12,640
Speaker 27: Did you interview that I did with Terrence Floyd, George

2446
02:06:12,640 --> 02:06:17,880
Floyd's brother, So he said, no, no, that's I've.

2447
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:18,279
Speaker 17: Never watching it.

2448
02:06:19,159 --> 02:06:23,439
Speaker 22: That's fine, I'm never watching that even now that you

2449
02:06:23,560 --> 02:06:25,399
told me, I'm not going to go back and go

2450
02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:27,319
look at that interview because.

2451
02:06:30,359 --> 02:06:32,359
Speaker 2: With my time, like, I'm never doing that.

2452
02:06:33,439 --> 02:06:35,319
Speaker 18: I just asked because he's so he's a fan.

2453
02:06:36,119 --> 02:06:38,560
Speaker 3: You going to do that was the best dude, So

2454
02:06:38,680 --> 02:06:40,359
this is uh, and then this is just a little

2455
02:06:40,399 --> 02:06:42,319
bit more of his what is happening?

2456
02:06:45,319 --> 02:06:47,760
Speaker 2: No, I've seen it. I know you won't play for everybody.

2457
02:06:48,039 --> 02:06:50,439
Look at Kevin Heart Breakfast Club. Just look that up.

2458
02:06:51,159 --> 02:06:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, I want to stop sharing here in

2459
02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:55,720
case something from your Twitter comes up that's weird.

2460
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:57,720
Speaker 2: What would be weird?

2461
02:06:58,159 --> 02:06:59,840
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know how, you have a lot

2462
02:06:59,880 --> 02:07:02,159
of follow a lot of owning fans, models and stuff.

2463
02:07:02,279 --> 02:07:05,600
I don't really, I don't follow a lot of ass.

2464
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:13,800
Give me a break bro on Instagram. Let's see. Oh boy,

2465
02:07:14,039 --> 02:07:14,560
I see that.

2466
02:07:14,800 --> 02:07:14,920
Speaker 19: Uh.

2467
02:07:15,279 --> 02:07:18,680
Speaker 3: Stephen Jackson has also responded to the Breakfast Club interview.

2468
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:23,640
Speaker 2: Listen, I want to say something about this real quick

2469
02:07:23,760 --> 02:07:27,159
as you do this. Okay, my opinion on this thing

2470
02:07:27,239 --> 02:07:28,279
has changed a little bit.

2471
02:07:28,720 --> 02:07:34,119
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Okay what I what I believe is this the.

2472
02:07:34,279 --> 02:07:35,760
Speaker 6: Joke should be allowed to happen.

2473
02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:39,840
Speaker 2: I asked this. It's one comic. You know you Someone

2474
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:42,760
posted a clip where I go, what is equality? And

2475
02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:46,279
this guy go, Equality is not having our voting rights

2476
02:07:46,359 --> 02:07:51,439
taken away, not having not having these stupid d I jokes.

2477
02:07:51,920 --> 02:07:54,119
You know, I don't care something about the racist jokes

2478
02:07:54,119 --> 02:07:56,920
he didn't necessarily care about it. Well, first of all,

2479
02:07:57,000 --> 02:08:00,279
you're I don't know where your voting rights are being

2480
02:08:00,399 --> 02:08:02,159
taken away. I don't understand that.

2481
02:08:03,479 --> 02:08:07,840
Speaker 3: I mean, like, are you talking about as targeting blacks.

2482
02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:11,359
Speaker 2: Well, then then you're no different than progressives who think

2483
02:08:11,439 --> 02:08:15,319
that black people can't get a fucking ID. Like it's

2484
02:08:15,600 --> 02:08:19,119
actually embarrassing. You're actually saying they're too dumb to get

2485
02:08:19,159 --> 02:08:21,960
an ID. Black people can get an ID. It's that

2486
02:08:22,119 --> 02:08:24,159
famous video where he goes to Berkeley and they're like

2487
02:08:24,439 --> 02:08:27,000
they can't. They go access to the internet and they

2488
02:08:27,039 --> 02:08:28,960
don't they can't get an ID, and then they go

2489
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:31,920
to Brooklyn. The guys like, I got internet on my

2490
02:08:32,079 --> 02:08:33,720
phone and I have an ID. What do you think

2491
02:08:33,760 --> 02:08:36,439
I'm an idiot? So that's what you're saying. And if

2492
02:08:36,439 --> 02:08:40,520
you're talking about redistricting, which I'm not for jerrymandering, it

2493
02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:43,600
is illegal. I think I think I think to do

2494
02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:45,880
it along racial lines. And that's what it was. If

2495
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:48,640
you look at that Louisiana County, it's like, fucking just

2496
02:08:48,920 --> 02:08:53,199
here's just all black people. You can still vote. No

2497
02:08:53,279 --> 02:08:57,000
one's saying you can't vote. When did they say you

2498
02:08:57,079 --> 02:08:59,239
can't vote. I mean, I don't understand why have an

2499
02:08:59,359 --> 02:09:02,079
ID in to vote is a bad thing. It just

2500
02:09:02,159 --> 02:09:07,199
allows corruption to happen. Now, I have no problems with

2501
02:09:07,439 --> 02:09:11,680
people getting angry at the jokes. You can react however

2502
02:09:11,960 --> 02:09:16,800
you want. I'm not gonna micro manage your reactions to jokes.

2503
02:09:17,399 --> 02:09:20,319
That doesn't bother me at all. It did at first,

2504
02:09:20,359 --> 02:09:22,680
and I'm like, actually, who gives a shit. You want

2505
02:09:22,680 --> 02:09:25,960
to yell at racism, yell it. It's fine, you can

2506
02:09:26,079 --> 02:09:31,479
do that, Okay. The problem comes when people lose their

2507
02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:34,039
jobs for that, And no one lost their jobs, so

2508
02:09:34,199 --> 02:09:38,079
I'm fine with it. Cancel culture is bullshit. And for

2509
02:09:38,159 --> 02:09:42,399
the longest time, the cancel culture came from the for

2510
02:09:42,520 --> 02:09:44,640
the right to the left, and then for the last

2511
02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:47,479
twenty years it's come from the left to the right,

2512
02:09:48,880 --> 02:09:51,600
and neither of them were good when they happen. Okay,

2513
02:09:52,680 --> 02:09:56,159
I don't need sexual shit at the halftime show of

2514
02:09:56,279 --> 02:09:58,640
the Super Bowl. I just want to watch a show

2515
02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:02,680
with the kids and Grandma's Okay, just let it be

2516
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:05,479
a show. Okay, we don't need to have you talking

2517
02:10:05,520 --> 02:10:09,359
about sticking your dick and holes at the halftime show. Yes,

2518
02:10:09,439 --> 02:10:11,680
you can call me a boomer for that. It's just

2519
02:10:11,880 --> 02:10:14,800
like different shows for different rooms.

2520
02:10:15,479 --> 02:10:17,319
Speaker 3: Wait, how is your opinion evolved though? What is your

2521
02:10:17,399 --> 02:10:17,880
What is different?

2522
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:19,760
Speaker 2: Well, because I got mad that people are calling it

2523
02:10:19,920 --> 02:10:22,760
racist and I'm like, I don't actually care you know

2524
02:10:23,159 --> 02:10:27,439
my old opinion. No I don't, But you can't cry

2525
02:10:27,520 --> 02:10:30,960
about it being racist. I don't care that. I'm not

2526
02:10:31,079 --> 02:10:37,279
going to micromanage your opinions. It's not racist because it's

2527
02:10:38,319 --> 02:10:41,800
again going back to what we said before, what is equality?

2528
02:10:42,359 --> 02:10:46,000
And to me, that show was the most equal show ever.

2529
02:10:46,319 --> 02:10:49,279
First of all, we have a bunch of millionaires lighting

2530
02:10:49,359 --> 02:10:52,680
each other up. Boohoo boo who millionaire?

2531
02:10:53,119 --> 02:10:53,439
Speaker 18: Truly?

2532
02:10:53,720 --> 02:10:58,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're crying about racism when everybody on that fucking

2533
02:10:58,600 --> 02:11:04,439
stage is a mall time millionaire. Yeah right, living not

2534
02:11:04,600 --> 02:11:07,840
only one percent one percent, but point zero zero one

2535
02:11:07,920 --> 02:11:11,960
percent of people who have ever lived in history of time. Yes, correct,

2536
02:11:12,319 --> 02:11:13,880
And you're crying about racism.

2537
02:11:14,920 --> 02:11:18,960
Speaker 3: There's people Yeah, uh, this is Kevin Hart again on

2538
02:11:19,039 --> 02:11:19,720
the Breakfast Call.

2539
02:11:19,840 --> 02:11:23,880
Speaker 22: It wasn't a tasteful joke to our culture, to our audience,

2540
02:11:24,560 --> 02:11:29,520
but our audience that's watching the Rose. If you're watching

2541
02:11:29,600 --> 02:11:32,319
the Ros, you get why they're doing it. You get

2542
02:11:32,479 --> 02:11:34,840
why the racial humor.

2543
02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:38,640
Speaker 2: Is that's a key line right there. What what do

2544
02:11:38,680 --> 02:11:42,279
you mean when he goes the racial humor. There's a

2545
02:11:42,359 --> 02:11:46,720
difference between racial humor and racist humor.

2546
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:48,399
Speaker 3: Do you understand totally?

2547
02:11:48,640 --> 02:11:55,680
Speaker 2: Like, you can't at gunpoint tell me to observe diversity, right,

2548
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:57,720
you can't say we have to run, we have to

2549
02:11:57,800 --> 02:12:01,720
respect that. We have so many tight cultures and they

2550
02:12:01,800 --> 02:12:05,920
get mad when I point out the funny things about

2551
02:12:06,000 --> 02:12:11,319
these cultures, right, I mean, like I hate to tell everybody,

2552
02:12:12,359 --> 02:12:15,520
but Kevin Hart is as far away from a lynching

2553
02:12:16,239 --> 02:12:20,279
as you and me, if not even more, right, I

2554
02:12:20,359 --> 02:12:23,800
mean Kevin Hart, and I like, Kevin Hart has been

2555
02:12:23,840 --> 02:12:29,199
associated with Pete Dinny. Nothing's happened to him, nothing right

2556
02:12:29,319 --> 02:12:34,800
there at the parties with him. That is not racism, okay,

2557
02:12:35,800 --> 02:12:38,960
because the whole notion is that we are still as

2558
02:12:39,199 --> 02:12:44,239
racist as we are as we were in the nineteen fifties,

2559
02:12:44,720 --> 02:12:46,520
which is that's my biggest.

2560
02:12:46,199 --> 02:12:50,640
Speaker 3: Problem my uncle around. And you can decide if we're

2561
02:12:50,720 --> 02:12:52,920
still as racist as we were in the fifties, Okay,

2562
02:12:53,359 --> 02:12:55,880
We're not. Nobody is not even close.

2563
02:12:56,560 --> 02:12:59,159
Speaker 2: And it's like, are there racist people out there?

2564
02:12:59,399 --> 02:12:59,600
Speaker 19: Yeah?

2565
02:13:00,159 --> 02:13:02,920
Speaker 2: And you listen to any ethnic group. They'll talk about

2566
02:13:02,960 --> 02:13:08,039
the elderly of their group is the most racist. I've

2567
02:13:08,079 --> 02:13:10,479
heard black comms go all black people are the most

2568
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:13,720
racist people. I've heard Asian commons old Asian people are

2569
02:13:13,760 --> 02:13:16,359
the most racist people. You're never going to get rid

2570
02:13:16,399 --> 02:13:20,039
of that, ever. But can we live together? I think

2571
02:13:20,119 --> 02:13:23,039
we are. I think we're doing so. When you say this,

2572
02:13:23,199 --> 02:13:25,760
you're acting like it's the nineteen fifties.

2573
02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:32,560
Speaker 3: There's also this pressure to have a unified culture, which

2574
02:13:32,600 --> 02:13:34,520
I think is ridiculous. You know, this idea that we

2575
02:13:34,720 --> 02:13:37,960
need to all merge cultures. You know what I mean.

2576
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:42,399
Speaker 2: We all just have to be chill. That's it. In

2577
02:13:42,720 --> 02:13:51,239
the town square of life. Everyone chill out. Everyone just chill.

2578
02:13:51,439 --> 02:13:54,119
Be respectful of others. At home, do you whatever the

2579
02:13:54,199 --> 02:13:56,199
fuck you want, as long as you're not hurting kids.

2580
02:13:56,520 --> 02:13:58,800
I don't give a shit. Get as weird as you

2581
02:13:58,920 --> 02:14:01,600
want sexually, I don't give a shit. They would ever

2582
02:14:01,640 --> 02:14:04,279
either fuck you want. I don't give a shit. I'm

2583
02:14:04,319 --> 02:14:07,960
not gonna have this fucking unrealistic view of what people

2584
02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:12,640
should be. Okay, But the question goes back to what

2585
02:14:12,920 --> 02:14:16,199
is equality? What does equality look like to you? And

2586
02:14:16,399 --> 02:14:19,439
is that like, oh, everyone's equal, But you can't make

2587
02:14:19,479 --> 02:14:22,000
fun of each other. And again it goes back to

2588
02:14:22,079 --> 02:14:24,640
what I'm talking about. Those bubbles of protection put on

2589
02:14:24,800 --> 02:14:30,520
four different groups Jews, women, Days, and Blacks where you

2590
02:14:30,960 --> 02:14:34,840
couldn't criticize them because you would be called a bigot.

2591
02:14:35,760 --> 02:14:38,079
And when you can't criticize it, and when an inside

2592
02:14:38,119 --> 02:14:41,319
group can't get criticized by an outside group, they become

2593
02:14:41,399 --> 02:14:47,439
the most extreme version of themselves. Drill rap, waffle house fighting,

2594
02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:54,039
spiary line fighting, only fans, zionists, queer theory, the most

2595
02:14:54,119 --> 02:15:00,720
extreme version. Okay, white people are getting annihilated, honestly, to

2596
02:15:00,840 --> 02:15:07,680
the point that white women, white people, not the women

2597
02:15:07,800 --> 02:15:10,079
in the comments. Actually I'm gonna hear that, but go

2598
02:15:10,199 --> 02:15:14,239
to the internet. White women are the only demographic of

2599
02:15:14,359 --> 02:15:19,079
female that hates their own. Asian women love Asians, Black

2600
02:15:19,159 --> 02:15:22,279
women love black people. Yeah, you get people bitching and

2601
02:15:22,359 --> 02:15:25,680
moaning black fatigue or whatever, or Asians or crazy people.

2602
02:15:25,960 --> 02:15:31,560
They love their people, Latinas love Latinos. All white women.

2603
02:15:31,720 --> 02:15:32,159
Speaker 5: You can't.

2604
02:15:32,359 --> 02:15:38,680
Speaker 3: You can't criticize that those outlier behaviors is suggesting that

2605
02:15:39,119 --> 02:15:41,880
those behaviors are representative of the whole race, do you

2606
02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:43,479
know what I mean? And they're not it's not most

2607
02:15:43,560 --> 02:15:48,119
black people that are having waffles fights one hundred hundred.

2608
02:15:49,119 --> 02:15:53,640
Speaker 2: I would rather get into the fucking actual reasons why

2609
02:15:54,439 --> 02:16:00,239
cultures are what they are, because cultures aren't aren't your heritage, right,

2610
02:16:00,319 --> 02:16:03,079
They're not your heritage. When you watch a Michael Jackson

2611
02:16:03,159 --> 02:16:07,279
movie and Michael Jackson's performing at fucking whatever theory was

2612
02:16:07,359 --> 02:16:13,920
as a six year old, right right, everybody there's in suits. Yeah,

2613
02:16:14,079 --> 02:16:16,760
that's how they dress back then, just like everybody did

2614
02:16:16,840 --> 02:16:18,600
back in the day. Now do we all all go

2615
02:16:18,840 --> 02:16:22,199
have to fly in a three piece suit? No? All right,

2616
02:16:22,319 --> 02:16:24,279
So there is some things that have changed it for good.

2617
02:16:24,760 --> 02:16:28,239
But the notion that this gang banging is is a

2618
02:16:29,279 --> 02:16:34,920
is a heritage thing, it's not. You were manipulated by

2619
02:16:35,239 --> 02:16:41,319
intelligence agencies who astroturfed a certain way to act, which

2620
02:16:41,559 --> 02:16:48,000
causes chaos, staying they went OnlyFans chaos. Same thing with

2621
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:55,399
Zionism chaos, same thing with queer theory chaos. Okay, It's like,

2622
02:16:55,559 --> 02:16:59,360
it's like if white people all just decided redneck shit

2623
02:16:59,879 --> 02:17:03,639
is their heritage. It's it's a certain demographic of it

2624
02:17:04,559 --> 02:17:07,319
isn't natural. I don't know, I don't think so.

2625
02:17:08,040 --> 02:17:12,200
Speaker 3: But what the thing you bring up about dress too

2626
02:17:13,040 --> 02:17:15,319
is interesting to me because it is emblematic of a

2627
02:17:15,399 --> 02:17:18,200
deeper rot in the culture. I think this idea like

2628
02:17:18,319 --> 02:17:20,840
it was even even coming from the South to LA

2629
02:17:21,559 --> 02:17:23,879
it was a little culture shock. Shock for me is

2630
02:17:24,159 --> 02:17:26,719
that people don't like there are people that go to

2631
02:17:26,959 --> 02:17:28,879
the movies, Like going to the movies was kind of

2632
02:17:28,920 --> 02:17:30,680
a thing. Maybe it's just because I'm from the country,

2633
02:17:30,920 --> 02:17:33,280
but you would dress a little little nice to go

2634
02:17:33,399 --> 02:17:37,239
to the movies. Here in LA people come in barefoot

2635
02:17:37,399 --> 02:17:41,239
with like flip flops, dressed in pajamas and ship like

2636
02:17:41,360 --> 02:17:44,239
they're like they're at home basically and put their feet up,

2637
02:17:44,760 --> 02:17:47,920
and it's just a I think it's a symptom of

2638
02:17:48,879 --> 02:17:51,559
of you know, or suggestive of like a cultural.

2639
02:17:52,959 --> 02:17:56,920
Speaker 2: Like how I got my tea? Hey, hey, hang on,

2640
02:17:57,280 --> 02:18:01,239
that's not a natural way of talking. No, he's been

2641
02:18:01,399 --> 02:18:07,680
influenced by outside fucking influences act that way. Culture is

2642
02:18:07,760 --> 02:18:13,559
not real. Culture is astroturfing intelligence to get you to

2643
02:18:13,719 --> 02:18:16,559
disconnect from God and act the weird as you can't,

2644
02:18:16,840 --> 02:18:20,200
and it has been thrust it upon them and they can't.

2645
02:18:20,680 --> 02:18:24,159
They don't understand that because they protected so much. And

2646
02:18:24,399 --> 02:18:25,399
he's totally right.

2647
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:28,959
Speaker 6: It's like, again, what does equality look.

2648
02:18:28,879 --> 02:18:29,200
Speaker 12: Like to you?

2649
02:18:30,840 --> 02:18:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just play just a little bit of this

2650
02:18:33,120 --> 02:18:34,520
so they can hear what because I know we have

2651
02:18:34,600 --> 02:18:36,559
both heard it. But just so people, I won't play

2652
02:18:36,600 --> 02:18:37,360
the whole thing they do.

2653
02:18:37,559 --> 02:18:39,600
Speaker 22: Go and look at the time or anyone like that's

2654
02:18:39,639 --> 02:18:42,639
what they do. That's it happens every year when they

2655
02:18:42,760 --> 02:18:43,239
do a Rose.

2656
02:18:43,319 --> 02:18:43,600
Speaker 3: It's not.

2657
02:18:45,239 --> 02:18:49,680
Speaker 2: The nineties. It's not a Will Farrohs dropping n bombs

2658
02:18:49,760 --> 02:18:51,079
on Saturday Live.

2659
02:18:51,520 --> 02:18:53,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, which they would call that progress that that's not

2660
02:18:53,959 --> 02:18:54,639
allowed anymore.

2661
02:18:54,719 --> 02:18:58,079
Speaker 2: But it's coming back, dude. People are over it.

2662
02:18:58,200 --> 02:19:00,239
Speaker 3: Well, Sam Triviley is bringing it back, but.

2663
02:19:00,319 --> 02:19:02,600
Speaker 2: A lot of people are. Dude, I've been watching a

2664
02:19:02,639 --> 02:19:05,799
lot of people are just like over this bullshit. You

2665
02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:06,040
know what.

2666
02:19:06,079 --> 02:19:09,200
Speaker 3: I'm over people jumping out of airplanes or doing paragliding

2667
02:19:09,280 --> 02:19:09,760
and all this shit.

2668
02:19:09,840 --> 02:19:10,760
Speaker 2: Did you see this?

2669
02:19:11,559 --> 02:19:13,200
Speaker 3: Just like the you know I said I'm out on

2670
02:19:13,399 --> 02:19:17,360
roller coasters, I'm also out on this behavior. This woman

2671
02:19:18,280 --> 02:19:33,120
is paragliding and she gets hit by a plane. Oh

2672
02:19:33,639 --> 02:19:37,440
my god, it doesn't hit her, to be clear, if

2673
02:19:37,479 --> 02:19:39,760
you're listening, it hits her parachute and just shreds it.

2674
02:19:40,040 --> 02:19:42,040
So she throws an emergency to shoot here.

2675
02:19:42,879 --> 02:19:47,639
Speaker 24: Oh my god, it is the crazy shit I've ever

2676
02:19:47,760 --> 02:20:00,879
seen in my life. Oh my god, dude, she was

2677
02:20:01,040 --> 02:20:07,479
knocked that ship is knocked away.

2678
02:20:11,319 --> 02:20:17,200
Speaker 3: Totally fine, by the way, immediately pulls her camera out.

2679
02:20:18,360 --> 02:20:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's.

2680
02:20:21,159 --> 02:20:22,959
Speaker 3: Almost like she can see the plane too, and it just.

2681
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:30,600
Speaker 5: Get No, she.

2682
02:20:30,680 --> 02:20:32,120
Speaker 2: Actually doesn't see the plane.

2683
02:20:33,479 --> 02:20:35,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see her looking back she hears. You

2684
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:38,959
can even hear that, and people in the comments who

2685
02:20:39,079 --> 02:20:40,879
know about paragliding are all like, she's an idiot.

2686
02:20:40,959 --> 02:20:44,600
Speaker 2: She I can't believe that her chick is dumb.

2687
02:20:45,520 --> 02:20:49,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, that's I mean, Okay, we'll wrap it

2688
02:20:49,920 --> 02:20:54,479
up here, Sam, there was one wanted to gott to

2689
02:20:54,479 --> 02:20:56,719
look for ship that's in all caps that I wanted

2690
02:20:56,760 --> 02:21:01,399
to make sure you saw. Okay, we'll play that. Terrence

2691
02:21:01,440 --> 02:21:04,000
Howard has released a documentary. We'll look at that next week.

2692
02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:09,600
It's bananas. It's like him explaining his science, mathematical and

2693
02:21:09,719 --> 02:21:15,040
scientific theorems, theories, and it's it's it's just so funny.

2694
02:21:15,159 --> 02:21:19,600
It's so like overwrought and and serious self serious. Uh,

2695
02:21:20,079 --> 02:21:23,159
in that Terrence Howard way that I love it.

2696
02:21:23,319 --> 02:21:23,440
Speaker 11: Uh.

2697
02:21:23,559 --> 02:21:28,239
Speaker 3: Donald Donald Trump Trump Junior, Donald Trump Junior turns out

2698
02:21:28,280 --> 02:21:30,920
The woman he married was Epstein's banker's daughter.

2699
02:21:31,399 --> 02:21:32,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

2700
02:21:33,040 --> 02:21:38,440
Speaker 3: Karen bask got busted cheating. Spencer Pratt has filed a lawsuit.

2701
02:21:38,680 --> 02:21:43,600
She is blatantly you're not allowed to campaign an electioneer

2702
02:21:43,719 --> 02:21:46,639
within one hundred feet of the ballot box, and she

2703
02:21:46,959 --> 02:21:48,840
is absolutely doing it in this video.

2704
02:21:50,520 --> 02:21:52,159
Speaker 32: All right, we're on.

2705
02:21:52,360 --> 02:21:54,000
Speaker 18: The childdown.

2706
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:58,920
Speaker 2: On the I mean, dude, can you have democracy when

2707
02:21:58,959 --> 02:22:01,440
people are just look at you?

2708
02:22:01,719 --> 02:22:01,879
Speaker 26: Yes?

2709
02:22:02,040 --> 02:22:04,399
Speaker 18: I do so much for all of your support.

2710
02:22:05,000 --> 02:22:06,520
Speaker 3: I know you caring got a little junk in the

2711
02:22:06,559 --> 02:22:07,040
trunk though.

2712
02:22:07,200 --> 02:22:10,399
Speaker 17: You have been walking precinct, You've been making phone calls.

2713
02:22:10,479 --> 02:22:14,000
Speaker 2: You've been over there at the headquarners because we're gonna

2714
02:22:14,399 --> 02:22:15,479
we're gonna bring.

2715
02:22:15,399 --> 02:22:16,399
Speaker 18: This to home base.

2716
02:22:16,520 --> 02:22:19,079
Speaker 2: And when right, I even have the babies on my.

2717
02:22:19,280 --> 02:22:24,399
Speaker 3: Side, imagine being galvanized by this woman. This just human turd.

2718
02:22:24,920 --> 02:22:25,399
You know what I mean.

2719
02:22:25,959 --> 02:22:27,319
Speaker 2: We're not smart enough.

2720
02:22:29,319 --> 02:22:37,520
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I finally this video is just this is

2721
02:22:37,680 --> 02:22:43,719
just such a funny video. Uh So, there's this looks

2722
02:22:43,760 --> 02:22:47,319
like almost like a waist truck or maybe a dump

2723
02:22:47,399 --> 02:22:49,879
truck or something. Oh no, it might be Okay, it's

2724
02:22:49,879 --> 02:22:52,159
a U haul, one of those U box things, and

2725
02:22:52,440 --> 02:22:57,600
it's for some reason, has a large tree in the

2726
02:22:57,680 --> 02:23:02,639
space between the actual truck and the cargo compartment, and

2727
02:23:02,760 --> 02:23:05,719
it's just wrecking shop as it goes down this city street.

2728
02:23:07,360 --> 02:23:16,280
Speaker 2: Good look, well, show what an idiot?

2729
02:23:17,239 --> 02:23:17,719
Speaker 1: Look at it?

2730
02:23:17,799 --> 02:23:18,440
Speaker 3: What did he think of?

2731
02:23:20,399 --> 02:23:21,520
Speaker 2: We're so dumb, dude.

2732
02:23:23,840 --> 02:23:26,040
Speaker 3: Nobody thought like, hey, bro, maybe you don't put a

2733
02:23:26,120 --> 02:23:27,559
giant three on your U haul.

2734
02:23:29,319 --> 02:23:31,600
Speaker 2: People are stupid on the street.

2735
02:23:36,360 --> 02:23:41,120
Speaker 3: I want to see does he talk to the guy. Yeah, no,

2736
02:23:41,239 --> 02:23:42,719
they don't show the guy, but look at it. They

2737
02:23:42,799 --> 02:23:50,440
just wrecked everything. What a littal Probably a Karen bathboater

2738
02:23:50,559 --> 02:23:53,959
right there. All right, we'll do the uh, we'll do

2739
02:23:54,079 --> 02:23:57,680
the super chats. This is from vamp vam. We had

2740
02:23:57,680 --> 02:23:59,319
a quiet We had twenty three hundred people with us

2741
02:23:59,319 --> 02:24:03,120
as they shout out, everybody, vampire suck. So it's true

2742
02:24:03,200 --> 02:24:04,639
Sam was almost assassinated.

2743
02:24:04,760 --> 02:24:07,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not true.

2744
02:24:07,600 --> 02:24:13,319
Speaker 3: No it was it was. There's no threat to his life, thankfully. Kate,

2745
02:24:13,440 --> 02:24:15,159
our friend. Kate says, come to Alaska.

2746
02:24:15,639 --> 02:24:17,120
Speaker 2: I can sleep in her bed if I need a

2747
02:24:17,159 --> 02:24:17,840
place to stay.

2748
02:24:20,040 --> 02:24:20,200
Speaker 19: Uh.

2749
02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:24,200
Speaker 3: Mitch McGovern says, love the show, guys, first time catching

2750
02:24:24,200 --> 02:24:28,799
a live episode. Love from No Gi Australia there's a

2751
02:24:28,840 --> 02:24:34,319
place called Gujiujie Australia. I want to go to Australia.

2752
02:24:34,360 --> 02:24:35,239
I'd love to go down there.

2753
02:24:35,319 --> 02:24:37,200
Speaker 2: You should right now, get by the way.

2754
02:24:37,200 --> 02:24:39,319
Speaker 3: We got we're moving to a little bit more of

2755
02:24:39,479 --> 02:24:42,159
a kind of a Yeah.

2756
02:24:42,120 --> 02:24:45,200
Speaker 2: Johnny, I saw your view. Johnny, must be nice to

2757
02:24:45,280 --> 02:24:46,639
be living the fast life.

2758
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:48,879
Speaker 3: Well we got we got rattlesnakes is what I just

2759
02:24:49,000 --> 02:24:53,799
learned last night. You can hear them. You can hear him?

2760
02:24:55,040 --> 02:24:56,440
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah?

2761
02:24:59,159 --> 02:25:02,040
Speaker 3: Uh, Jet, we're gonna have to put up snake fencing.

2762
02:25:02,840 --> 02:25:06,879
Jet for a Jet forty eighth four has nothing to say,

2763
02:25:07,000 --> 02:25:10,040
But I just wanted to throw some dollars, some odd

2764
02:25:10,079 --> 02:25:12,840
dollars there, Thank you, sir. Vampire Suck again says will

2765
02:25:12,840 --> 02:25:16,159
you ever switch to reading super chats live? We read

2766
02:25:16,200 --> 02:25:17,079
them live every week.

2767
02:25:17,159 --> 02:25:18,479
Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah this is live.

2768
02:25:19,000 --> 02:25:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah we're still live. No, we don't read them and

2769
02:25:21,719 --> 02:25:23,600
interrupt the show with him. It's a terrible experience for

2770
02:25:23,680 --> 02:25:24,479
people listening later.

2771
02:25:24,840 --> 02:25:25,799
Speaker 2: Terrible experience.

2772
02:25:25,920 --> 02:25:29,120
Speaker 3: Mitch McGovern says, will you come to Australia, Sam, Yes,

2773
02:25:29,280 --> 02:25:34,040
I will come to No gi Nugi. Vampire Sucks a

2774
02:25:34,159 --> 02:25:39,120
new band name Geriatric Rage Engaged. Also, yeah, s man,

2775
02:25:39,200 --> 02:25:41,440
you handled that. Well, dude was totally trying to get

2776
02:25:41,440 --> 02:25:43,559
a handful of meat. Yeah, it looked like it like

2777
02:25:43,600 --> 02:25:46,239
it was going to be It did look like it.

2778
02:25:48,600 --> 02:25:51,680
He says again, I yearned to be a seat like

2779
02:25:51,799 --> 02:25:52,520
Master Sam.

2780
02:25:53,280 --> 02:25:53,600
Speaker 4: Thank you.

2781
02:25:54,239 --> 02:25:56,040
Speaker 3: That's gross to me. I don't want anybody sitting on

2782
02:25:56,120 --> 02:25:59,159
my face. I don't care how hot they are, no thing. Yeah,

2783
02:25:59,680 --> 02:26:02,600
yeah or different that way, you're more of a Neanderthal.

2784
02:26:03,440 --> 02:26:03,879
Speaker 2: Hyeah.

2785
02:26:04,239 --> 02:26:07,159
Speaker 3: Tricky Hickey says, come back to Alaska, boy, You've got

2786
02:26:07,159 --> 02:26:09,319
a lot of fans in Alaska's tea and bring back

2787
02:26:09,399 --> 02:26:11,520
your Ronan stickers. For the love of God, I've been

2788
02:26:11,559 --> 02:26:14,319
asking for six months. Non gay dollars.

2789
02:26:15,680 --> 02:26:15,760
Speaker 13: All.

2790
02:26:15,920 --> 02:26:18,959
Speaker 2: I'll talk to him, dude. I'm focusing on the thousand upisode.

2791
02:26:19,280 --> 02:26:20,879
Speaker 3: Yeah we got Yeah, we got some work to do

2792
02:26:21,479 --> 02:26:26,840
with with that. Suzuki Jesus says, we need Suzuki Jesus shirts. Yeah,

2793
02:26:26,879 --> 02:26:29,479
we could do that, just Asian Jesus. We could get

2794
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:31,680
chat Gibtita do us an Asian Jesus and a heartbeat.

2795
02:26:33,879 --> 02:26:37,479
Ryan Wilson fifty two twenty nine says, some ausy gay

2796
02:26:37,559 --> 02:26:39,159
dollars for the lad sounds like there are people in

2797
02:26:39,200 --> 02:26:41,879
Australia listen to show. Shout out Australia. I'd love to

2798
02:26:41,920 --> 02:26:44,319
go down there. Tricky Hickey says, uh, here's some more

2799
02:26:44,600 --> 02:26:48,760
dollars for support to get more Ronan stickers, come to Alaska. Boy,

2800
02:26:48,799 --> 02:26:51,079
it's Alaska and Australia are just fighting it out for

2801
02:26:51,840 --> 02:26:57,440
number one. Fans of Sam Tripoli today, our guy Schmedley

2802
02:26:57,520 --> 02:27:00,479
Butler says, if you google what is the last remaining

2803
02:27:00,559 --> 02:27:03,559
country not part of the I m F, You'll see

2804
02:27:03,600 --> 02:27:07,639
North Korea, Cuba, and Taiwan. What a coincidence they're also

2805
02:27:07,760 --> 02:27:11,200
the last three quote bad guys remaining to the New World. Wait,

2806
02:27:11,239 --> 02:27:16,440
Taiwan's not we're friends with on the good list? Taiwan

2807
02:27:16,600 --> 02:27:20,440
is Cuba and Korea though, are yeah for sure? Or

2808
02:27:20,920 --> 02:27:26,319
North Korea rather on the ship list. Matt and Smugs

2809
02:27:26,399 --> 02:27:30,760
McGirk mcgarrick mcgarrek says it would have been close, but

2810
02:27:30,840 --> 02:27:32,680
I think your shoulders could have taken that guy.

2811
02:27:33,520 --> 02:27:34,079
Speaker 2: Very rude.

2812
02:27:36,200 --> 02:27:39,280
Speaker 3: Kim spending some odd dollars for the boys can't stay long.

2813
02:27:39,360 --> 02:27:40,840
Just wanted to say I had a great time at

2814
02:27:40,879 --> 02:27:42,879
the show last Friday. Sam. It was such a pleasure

2815
02:27:42,920 --> 02:27:45,079
to meet you. Pay big for life, Love you guys.

2816
02:27:45,840 --> 02:27:47,719
Speaker 2: We love our pay pigs.

2817
02:27:48,120 --> 02:27:51,879
Speaker 3: Talk Kim Supersticker from Flavors of the Forest. Garlic didn't

2818
02:27:51,879 --> 02:27:56,479
get the garlic again this week, Garlic. The garlic count

2819
02:27:56,639 --> 02:27:59,959
is at three weeks now without garlic. Uh, I'm Lenny.

2820
02:28:00,079 --> 02:28:03,959
Your progression says. Data centers are for starting new simulations

2821
02:28:04,399 --> 02:28:07,920
aside from railan, they need our data to create avatars

2822
02:28:07,959 --> 02:28:14,840
of us in these symbol similar rise up people. Oh

2823
02:28:14,879 --> 02:28:18,600
that's interesting. Huh, that's a good that's a good thought.

2824
02:28:18,680 --> 02:28:23,479
I think. Bill Gotha says, see any of Tucker's interview

2825
02:28:23,600 --> 02:28:26,159
with the former freemason. I did watch some of that. Yes,

2826
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:30,680
it is, it's interesting. Uh, it's Tucker's had some pretty

2827
02:28:30,719 --> 02:28:36,239
good guests recently. Pirate Justin said, govern me harder, Dabby.

2828
02:28:36,760 --> 02:28:40,360
That's what the boot lickers say. Yes, Yeah, that's that's right.

2829
02:28:40,399 --> 02:28:44,120
They're in the comments all the time too. Vampire suck

2830
02:28:44,159 --> 02:28:46,440
says Yo Sam. I booth six of these blue shoe

2831
02:28:46,479 --> 02:28:49,159
golds last night, and I'm still rock hard. Any advice,

2832
02:28:49,319 --> 02:28:53,559
don't regret it, by the way, just beat it up. Yeah,

2833
02:28:53,559 --> 02:28:55,920
if you have I think it's longer than four hours,

2834
02:28:55,959 --> 02:28:57,840
you have a boner. It's called priapism and you need

2835
02:28:57,920 --> 02:29:01,760
to see sekh medical attention. Just no, you do you do?

2836
02:29:01,920 --> 02:29:06,159
For liability's sake? Yes you do? Tim says, rent so expensive?

2837
02:29:06,239 --> 02:29:10,959
Were living under man holes? Now yeah, that's that was holes.

2838
02:29:11,040 --> 02:29:12,520
Now I think I played that while you went to

2839
02:29:12,600 --> 02:29:14,440
the bathroom. But have you seen in New York that

2840
02:29:14,639 --> 02:29:18,280
they are catching these people going into the sewers like

2841
02:29:18,680 --> 02:29:22,920
uh and like coming out of the sewers. Yeah, yeah,

2842
02:29:23,000 --> 02:29:24,920
well no it's not it's not. We saw we watched

2843
02:29:24,959 --> 02:29:26,520
the second video and then we saw him coming out.

2844
02:29:26,559 --> 02:29:32,000
It's just regular dudes. Philip Mason says, everyone just f

2845
02:29:32,079 --> 02:29:33,959
and chill. What's up? Sam and Johnny hope you use.

2846
02:29:34,000 --> 02:29:36,959
Guys are good, We are bro, thank you, We're all good.

2847
02:29:37,040 --> 02:29:42,719
On a Saturday here, Rgie twenty eight says, I want

2848
02:29:42,760 --> 02:29:45,079
my doom scrolling. Well, that's not today, that's a different

2849
02:29:45,120 --> 02:29:48,200
show and coming on Tuesday. Check it out on Tuesday.

2850
02:29:48,680 --> 02:29:50,719
That's when that happens, not today.

2851
02:29:50,959 --> 02:29:51,600
Speaker 17: On Tuesday.

2852
02:29:53,879 --> 02:29:56,920
Speaker 3: Did you see Sam that this couple had a giant

2853
02:29:57,040 --> 02:30:00,719
argument and so the guy goes out and gets killing.

2854
02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:05,959
He gets his excavator and says, if if you're going

2855
02:30:06,040 --> 02:30:08,840
to divorce me, I'm going to destroy our house. And

2856
02:30:08,959 --> 02:30:11,120
so he takes his excavator.

2857
02:30:10,719 --> 02:30:14,440
Speaker 35: Damage left behind after police say an argument between a

2858
02:30:14,559 --> 02:30:19,280
husband and wife spiraled out of control Tuesday morning. Investigators

2859
02:30:19,319 --> 02:30:22,479
say forty eight year old Eric Piersa used a Koboda

2860
02:30:22,680 --> 02:30:26,120
excavator to rip apart the rear of the family's home.

2861
02:30:26,479 --> 02:30:27,120
Speaker 3: Just shredded it.

2862
02:30:27,159 --> 02:30:28,920
Speaker 19: Dude, I'd like to know what she said to him,

2863
02:30:29,559 --> 02:30:31,840
because I'll make sure I'll say, according, Well, that was

2864
02:30:31,879 --> 02:30:32,399
really funny.

2865
02:30:32,440 --> 02:30:35,239
Speaker 2: Well, goodne that guy, he's a nice guy. We got

2866
02:30:35,280 --> 02:30:38,639
one more, more and more odd dollar from jimmy local

2867
02:30:38,760 --> 02:30:40,360
celebrity after Dark.

2868
02:30:41,040 --> 02:30:43,959
Speaker 3: Jim after Dark says thanks for making my workday go

2869
02:30:44,120 --> 02:30:46,239
quicker working on Saturday, Bro, I'm sorry, we are too

2870
02:30:46,840 --> 02:30:48,639
love shout out.

2871
02:30:50,879 --> 02:30:53,079
Speaker 6: War Local celebrities of twenty twenty.

2872
02:30:53,319 --> 02:30:57,440
Speaker 3: No, that reminds me of John Denver famously, when his

2873
02:30:57,559 --> 02:31:00,719
wife wanted a divorce, he took a chainsaw and saw

2874
02:31:00,799 --> 02:31:06,440
their bed in half. Yeah, John Denver, Yeah, he saw

2875
02:31:06,600 --> 02:31:07,399
their bed in half.

2876
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:07,920
Speaker 2: Johnny.

2877
02:31:07,959 --> 02:31:09,719
Speaker 6: We got one more gay dollar than I'm leaving.

2878
02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:13,840
Speaker 3: Okay. Taiwan is currently in talks with joining China.

2879
02:31:15,639 --> 02:31:18,639
Speaker 2: Are they really Hey, mister, could you leave us alone?

2880
02:31:20,120 --> 02:31:22,520
Speaker 3: I don't see anything about that, all right.

2881
02:31:22,440 --> 02:31:23,799
Speaker 6: I gotta go I love you guys.

2882
02:31:24,159 --> 02:31:24,600
Speaker 2: Take care.

2883
02:31:25,200 --> 02:31:30,600
Speaker 3: Bye bye Johnny, my brother, Bye bye man. Yeah, we'll

2884
02:31:30,719 --> 02:31:32,959
just I'll just play a couple of the things that

2885
02:31:33,040 --> 02:31:35,639
I have left here that won't last till next week.

2886
02:31:36,159 --> 02:31:36,280
Speaker 5: Uh.

2887
02:31:37,239 --> 02:31:40,840
Speaker 3: The Terrence Howard thing I want to say for Sam So,

2888
02:31:41,000 --> 02:31:46,319
this CIA agent got accused of defrauding the government out

2889
02:31:46,319 --> 02:31:52,399
of just a massive amount a massive amount of money.

2890
02:31:52,440 --> 02:31:55,360
This is from ABC News here. I'll just let them

2891
02:31:55,440 --> 02:31:59,520
tell the story. They also found three and three three

2892
02:32:00,559 --> 02:32:03,120
gold bars in the home of the CIA employee.

2893
02:32:03,639 --> 02:32:06,440
Speaker 18: To the former CIA officer accused of fraud.

2894
02:32:06,600 --> 02:32:09,479
Speaker 2: Prosecutors say he had hundreds of gold bars worth more

2895
02:32:09,520 --> 02:32:12,200
than forty million dollars stashed in his home.

2896
02:32:12,639 --> 02:32:14,040
Speaker 1: David Rush is also accused of.

2897
02:32:14,159 --> 02:32:18,120
Speaker 19: Lying about his military and academic credentials for nearly two decades.

2898
02:32:18,360 --> 02:32:19,799
Speaker 1: Here's ABC Stephan.

2899
02:32:19,680 --> 02:32:21,479
Speaker 3: Well, he's a CIA guy. That's all they do is

2900
02:32:21,559 --> 02:32:24,399
lie about their credentials. It's literally the career of lying.

2901
02:32:24,440 --> 02:32:26,319
I don't understand what the problem with that is me.

2902
02:32:26,440 --> 02:32:30,840
Speaker 32: Ramos Tonight tough questions for the CIA after a former

2903
02:32:30,920 --> 02:32:34,360
officer with top secret security clearance was accused of stashing

2904
02:32:34,440 --> 02:32:37,479
forty million dollars in gold bars in his house. And

2905
02:32:37,639 --> 02:32:40,799
lying about his credentials for nearly two decades. The FBI

2906
02:32:40,959 --> 02:32:43,959
seizing three hundred gold bars, along with two million dollars

2907
02:32:44,000 --> 02:32:47,120
in cash and thirty five luxury watches from the Virginia

2908
02:32:47,200 --> 02:32:50,319
home of David Rush. Prosecutors say he had requested the

2909
02:32:50,360 --> 02:32:53,559
gold for work related expenses, but they did not identify

2910
02:32:53,639 --> 02:32:57,000
the work project he allegedly claimed would require so much currency.

2911
02:32:57,319 --> 02:33:00,200
Speaker 36: The agency has always used what we call alternate of

2912
02:33:00,319 --> 02:33:04,399
funding sources. Finding out that someone was using gold bars

2913
02:33:04,479 --> 02:33:08,079
to actually make payments, which obfuskates the CIA's role in

2914
02:33:08,159 --> 02:33:11,079
it is not is not the disturbing part.

2915
02:33:11,200 --> 02:33:13,719
Speaker 2: The disturbing part is that he was able to.

2916
02:33:13,719 --> 02:33:15,879
Speaker 32: Get away with it, and that the David alleges Rush

2917
02:33:16,040 --> 02:33:19,000
lied about his background since joining the CIA around two

2918
02:33:19,000 --> 02:33:22,159
thousand and nine, claiming he had a degree from Clemson University,

2919
02:33:22,440 --> 02:33:25,079
a master's from Rensala or Polytechnic.

2920
02:33:24,639 --> 02:33:26,959
Speaker 3: And by the way, Clemson is not the kind of

2921
02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,040
school you want to lie about having. If you're gonna lie,

2922
02:33:29,079 --> 02:33:31,200
they'd like say he went to Harvard, not Clemson.

2923
02:33:31,559 --> 02:33:34,719
Speaker 32: It had been a Navy pilot, but an investigation found

2924
02:33:34,920 --> 02:33:38,159
no record he attended either school or had been a pilot.

2925
02:33:38,600 --> 02:33:41,120
Speaker 34: The whole idea that somebody can make up where they

2926
02:33:41,159 --> 02:33:44,760
went to college, pretend to have a pilot's lilcense, but

2927
02:33:44,840 --> 02:33:47,799
they don't have a pilot's license. I mean, those are

2928
02:33:47,920 --> 02:33:50,399
just such obvious, glaring holes.

2929
02:33:50,719 --> 02:33:54,040
Speaker 32: Prosecutors say Rush served in the Navy until twenty fifteen,

2930
02:33:54,120 --> 02:33:56,760
but then falsely claimed he was in the Navy reserve.

2931
02:33:57,600 --> 02:34:02,159
Speaker 3: Sam, I'm just playing this guy. Yeah, gold three hundred

2932
02:34:02,200 --> 02:34:06,159
and three gold bars from the CIA, worth forty million dollars.

2933
02:34:06,200 --> 02:34:08,159
They found him, and he liked about all the academic

2934
02:34:08,680 --> 02:34:14,159
academic credentials and stuff. Amazing, amazing theft. Sam forgot to

2935
02:34:14,200 --> 02:34:15,280
tell us his funny story.

2936
02:34:15,520 --> 02:34:18,840
Speaker 2: Uh here, okay, someone tell real quick. We started with

2937
02:34:19,000 --> 02:34:20,799
a fight story. One end with a fight story.

2938
02:34:20,879 --> 02:34:22,159
Speaker 3: Oh another fight story. Okay.

2939
02:34:22,399 --> 02:34:28,159
Speaker 2: So I arrive. I changed my flight so I could

2940
02:34:28,200 --> 02:34:32,319
go do story Wars. Full disclosure didn't go well. I

2941
02:34:32,399 --> 02:34:33,520
didn't have a great sat By the.

2942
02:34:33,520 --> 02:34:35,920
Speaker 3: Way, people got actively mad that I didn't know what

2943
02:34:36,120 --> 02:34:38,040
story wars. They were like, why are you lying, john

2944
02:34:38,079 --> 02:34:38,399
You don't know what?

2945
02:34:38,479 --> 02:34:39,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, why are you push?

2946
02:34:40,280 --> 02:34:40,840
Speaker 3: Never heard of it?

2947
02:34:41,399 --> 02:34:45,920
Speaker 2: Why you piece of shit Johnny? So anyways, I Luis J.

2948
02:34:46,079 --> 02:34:49,600
Gobez is like show up at by nine forty five,

2949
02:34:49,680 --> 02:34:51,120
so I had to change my flight to get in

2950
02:34:51,159 --> 02:34:54,360
there earlier. I get in around four, I head over

2951
02:34:54,479 --> 02:34:58,639
around nine. I get to the I get to Mike.

2952
02:34:58,799 --> 02:35:00,840
You know, they still know me this security. So I'm like,

2953
02:35:00,879 --> 02:35:04,120
I'm in the show. They're like, okay, go up, Sam Tripley,

2954
02:35:04,159 --> 02:35:06,559
I'm in the show. You go upstairs. I go into

2955
02:35:06,639 --> 02:35:11,760
the green room. It's packed, these just skangs, Joe Rogan's crew.

2956
02:35:11,879 --> 02:35:14,239
Everybody's in there. Rogan is in there, but everybody else

2957
02:35:14,360 --> 02:35:19,399
is there. Tim Butterly's there, Timmy no Break's there, and

2958
02:35:20,000 --> 02:35:23,559
I go sit down. Tony comes in, We hug, we talk.

2959
02:35:25,760 --> 02:35:27,040
Matt mccuster comes in.

2960
02:35:27,280 --> 02:35:28,639
Speaker 3: Wait, Timmy, No, but is that Timmy?

2961
02:35:28,680 --> 02:35:28,719
Speaker 2: No?

2962
02:35:28,799 --> 02:35:29,760
Speaker 3: Dice is at the same guy?

2963
02:35:29,879 --> 02:35:31,920
Speaker 2: No, No, yeah, well yeah, that's basically the same guy.

2964
02:35:32,159 --> 02:35:37,319
Nice guy, nice guy. So there's frantic energy.

2965
02:35:37,399 --> 02:35:37,520
Speaker 14: Now.

2966
02:35:37,600 --> 02:35:41,639
Speaker 2: I never Matt Matt mccuster face to face. I don't

2967
02:35:41,639 --> 02:35:44,120
think so. So I wanted to introduce myself to him. Okay,

2968
02:35:45,200 --> 02:35:47,000
and then the room is just chaotic.

2969
02:35:47,600 --> 02:35:48,040
Speaker 3: Where is this?

2970
02:35:48,920 --> 02:35:51,639
Speaker 2: He is in the green room and the mothership. Okay,

2971
02:35:52,120 --> 02:35:54,079
So I go up there, I go up the mat.

2972
02:35:54,280 --> 02:35:56,920
He's talked to to Tim Butterly and I'm like, hey, man,

2973
02:35:57,959 --> 02:35:59,760
just hey, I'm Sam Tripp. I want to introduce you.

2974
02:35:59,840 --> 02:36:02,719
He shakes my hand and walks off. I'm like, okay,

2975
02:36:02,879 --> 02:36:05,079
that's that's fine.

2976
02:36:05,879 --> 02:36:07,520
Speaker 3: Mean, like didn't say anything, just he just.

2977
02:36:07,479 --> 02:36:10,159
Speaker 2: Said hey and walks off. But let me tell the

2978
02:36:10,239 --> 02:36:14,680
story before you get upset about it, dude. So I

2979
02:36:14,760 --> 02:36:17,319
go sit down. Okay, that's I don't know what's going on.

2980
02:36:17,440 --> 02:36:20,399
So anyways, I started looking around at the green room

2981
02:36:20,440 --> 02:36:24,879
and I noticed it's really crazy energy, like something just

2982
02:36:24,959 --> 02:36:29,239
went down. So I started listening and Tim Butterley can't

2983
02:36:29,239 --> 02:36:32,719
stop laughing. So supposedly what happened was we were in

2984
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:37,280
the second Story Wars the first Story Wars. Timmy No

2985
02:36:37,440 --> 02:36:41,239
Breaks Matt mccuster are on the panel with a chick.

2986
02:36:41,440 --> 02:36:45,600
Speaker 13: I can't remember who was, but anyways, Timmy No Breaks

2987
02:36:47,040 --> 02:36:53,360
is making jokes about Matt mccuster's black wife, and Matt

2988
02:36:53,639 --> 02:36:56,120
is like, dude, you're gonna get your ass.

2989
02:36:56,200 --> 02:36:58,239
Speaker 2: You're gonna get punched in the face. Dude, you keep

2990
02:36:58,319 --> 02:37:00,879
doing this, you're gonna get punched in the face. And

2991
02:37:00,959 --> 02:37:03,159
he he. I don't know how long it lasts, but

2992
02:37:03,280 --> 02:37:07,520
he made a couple jokes. Anyways, afterwards, Tim butter on

2993
02:37:07,639 --> 02:37:12,719
the show on Story Wars. Afterwards, Timmy No Breaks and

2994
02:37:13,079 --> 02:37:16,280
Tim Butterly are talking in the hallway at the Comedy

2995
02:37:16,440 --> 02:37:21,719
at the Comedy Mothership when fucking dude, I normally wouldn't

2996
02:37:21,719 --> 02:37:23,760
tell these stories, but it's so fucking funny.

2997
02:37:24,360 --> 02:37:26,600
Speaker 3: Okay, So.

2998
02:37:28,159 --> 02:37:32,239
Speaker 2: Timmy No Break's talking to Tim Butterly. Matt mccuster's wife

2999
02:37:32,520 --> 02:37:36,520
walks up to Timmy No Breaks and just fucking clocksome

3000
02:37:36,639 --> 02:37:43,600
dude clocks the full clock. Really clockom, dude. Bet he

3001
02:37:44,799 --> 02:37:47,360
she used to be a cop. Dude, she's very pretty

3002
02:37:48,040 --> 02:37:51,719
used to be a cop. She gets boom and just

3003
02:37:51,879 --> 02:37:54,879
full gets the dude hits them. He's kind of shocked.

3004
02:37:55,440 --> 02:37:58,719
They break it up. He's up there at the top,

3005
02:37:59,280 --> 02:38:02,280
he's in the green him go go, I'm like, what

3006
02:38:02,440 --> 02:38:05,719
the fuck is having He goes, I've never been hitting.

3007
02:38:06,280 --> 02:38:08,479
He didn't say to me, but he's saying to everybody else.

3008
02:38:08,719 --> 02:38:11,239
He's like, I've never been punching the face before. And

3009
02:38:11,280 --> 02:38:14,000
I'm like, oh, so it's a good thing. This is

3010
02:38:14,200 --> 02:38:17,399
a good thing for you. It's great to get punched

3011
02:38:17,399 --> 02:38:20,200
in the face once in a while. So you know

3012
02:38:20,479 --> 02:38:25,920
there's consequences to your actions. And everyone just couldn't believe.

3013
02:38:25,959 --> 02:38:28,280
I guess the next day they made up, but it

3014
02:38:28,520 --> 02:38:30,920
was the funniest story I've ever heard. Everyone could not

3015
02:38:31,040 --> 02:38:35,280
stop laughing that fucking mad mccuster's wife just clocked timmy

3016
02:38:35,319 --> 02:38:35,879
no breaks.

3017
02:38:36,360 --> 02:38:37,920
Speaker 3: Do you think she thought it was gonna be like

3018
02:38:37,959 --> 02:38:39,719
the movies and he would just fall down dead?

3019
02:38:39,799 --> 02:38:43,440
Speaker 2: Basically, listen, I got another but love for Matt mccuster,

3020
02:38:43,719 --> 02:38:47,799
and his wife is badass. She got she. I mean, dude,

3021
02:38:47,840 --> 02:38:50,479
he's never been He's like, dude, my jaw hurts. It's like.

3022
02:38:51,040 --> 02:38:52,799
So next night I did my thing. He's there. I'm like,

3023
02:38:52,879 --> 02:38:56,040
what's up, dude? And I made an apology to him

3024
02:38:56,040 --> 02:38:58,079
because I was one of those old heads. I was like,

3025
02:38:58,360 --> 02:39:00,840
he's doing dice. He goes, I get it, dude, I

3026
02:39:00,959 --> 02:39:02,959
totally get it. I go, I'm sorry, you're a really

3027
02:39:03,079 --> 02:39:05,200
nice guy. He goes, I'm sorry. We had to meet

3028
02:39:05,239 --> 02:39:09,200
after I got punched in the fucking face. So yeah, dude,

3029
02:39:09,360 --> 02:39:13,639
that's it he got. He got fucking crazy. Dude.

3030
02:39:13,639 --> 02:39:15,360
Speaker 3: I bet she thought his head was gonna explode like

3031
02:39:15,399 --> 02:39:15,920
in the movies.

3032
02:39:16,079 --> 02:39:19,159
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, if she's if she she used to

3033
02:39:19,200 --> 02:39:23,719
be a cop, she can fucking throw, dude, fucking I throw.

3034
02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:25,600
Speaker 3: Like she cheap shot at a guy in the face

3035
02:39:25,680 --> 02:39:26,200
in the hallway.

3036
02:39:26,280 --> 02:39:29,120
Speaker 2: Nah, dude, it was a great Hey, dude, he's better

3037
02:39:29,239 --> 02:39:33,719
for it. He's better for it. That's a story, dude.

3038
02:39:34,239 --> 02:39:36,959
Speaker 3: I don't think you should punch people, sucker punch people

3039
02:39:36,959 --> 02:39:41,000
in the face. As a woman. You know there are

3040
02:39:41,079 --> 02:39:42,200
no consequences to you.

3041
02:39:42,719 --> 02:39:47,280
Speaker 2: No, I mean nothing, dudey Hey, dude, he learned the lesson.

3042
02:39:47,680 --> 02:39:49,600
Speaker 3: I feel like if this was another if this was

3043
02:39:49,680 --> 02:39:52,479
any other situation, you would be saying what I'm saying.

3044
02:39:52,559 --> 02:39:55,000
Speaker 2: But totally. But I thought it was funny.

3045
02:39:55,399 --> 02:39:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that. It's hilarious. Don't get me wrong, it's

3046
02:39:58,600 --> 02:40:03,079
it's amazing. But that's shitty. You shouldn't go around punching

3047
02:40:03,120 --> 02:40:04,079
people for telling you.

3048
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:05,479
Speaker 2: So I had to come back and time. I'm sure.

3049
02:40:05,479 --> 02:40:07,120
I'm sure I'm gonna get in trouble for it telling

3050
02:40:07,239 --> 02:40:10,959
because I haven't heard anyone tell the story yet anywhere.

3051
02:40:11,719 --> 02:40:12,760
We got hilarious.

3052
02:40:12,879 --> 02:40:13,639
Speaker 3: We gotta clip down.

3053
02:40:13,879 --> 02:40:17,079
Speaker 2: No, don't clip it, please, Oh come on, don't clip it.

3054
02:40:17,120 --> 02:40:20,639
So everyone, I'm not I would never tell a story told.

3055
02:40:21,239 --> 02:40:23,760
Speaker 3: In the third hour of our show here at the

3056
02:40:23,959 --> 02:40:28,879
very end. You any leaves. We're gonna clip it. That's

3057
02:40:28,879 --> 02:40:32,360
an amazing story. I do think it's ridiculous. So, I mean,

3058
02:40:32,399 --> 02:40:34,319
you know she knew that there were no as a woman.

3059
02:40:34,399 --> 02:40:35,760
You just go back there and sock a guy in

3060
02:40:35,799 --> 02:40:38,200
the face. Sucker. He's obviously not expecting to be punched

3061
02:40:38,200 --> 02:40:42,959
in the face by you. Umm, enhanced games. I'll save

3062
02:40:43,000 --> 02:40:47,040
that for s oh. I wish I can save that too, Okay. Uh,

3063
02:40:47,319 --> 02:40:49,719
Sam will think this is stupid, so I'm gonna play it.

3064
02:40:50,200 --> 02:40:50,319
Speaker 5: Uh.

3065
02:40:50,639 --> 02:40:57,760
Speaker 3: There was this video of that erupting volcano, the Mayon

3066
02:40:57,920 --> 02:41:04,079
Volcano in the Philippines, and it had a meteor streaking

3067
02:41:04,200 --> 02:41:09,000
past it. And the footage from this is impressive as hell.

3068
02:41:09,639 --> 02:41:14,479
Check this out. So you have this erupting volcano and

3069
02:41:14,559 --> 02:41:20,040
then look to the right there, top right corner. It's

3070
02:41:20,159 --> 02:41:25,239
coming any second. Now there it is. Look at that

3071
02:41:26,040 --> 02:41:34,479
it's green. Green meteor streaks through. Wow. Now this has

3072
02:41:34,840 --> 02:41:37,479
added context from x It says the Philippine Institute of

3073
02:41:37,600 --> 02:41:46,799
Volcanology and Seismology. That's phi v O LCS, PIVOLCS, pie Volkes.

3074
02:41:47,159 --> 02:41:51,360
FIVOLCS confirmed this meteor passed over the slopes of Mayon

3075
02:41:51,959 --> 02:41:56,200
and disintegrated in the atmosphere. Now, that didn't look like

3076
02:41:56,239 --> 02:41:58,920
anything disintegrating the atmosphere to me. The media did not

3077
02:41:59,120 --> 02:42:02,479
strike or in the volcano apparently, but was a separate

3078
02:42:02,680 --> 02:42:07,120
atmospheric event captured in the same camera frame. Anyway, we'll

3079
02:42:07,159 --> 02:42:10,159
look at that one more time. It's pretty cool Green,

3080
02:42:11,399 --> 02:42:13,840
I mean Green Medior passing by an active volcano. What

3081
02:42:13,879 --> 02:42:15,360
are the odds of that. It's got to be a

3082
02:42:15,440 --> 02:42:26,319
low probability event. Huh hm, oh yeah. Thomas Massey, now

3083
02:42:26,520 --> 02:42:30,319
that he is confirmed to be on his way out,

3084
02:42:30,879 --> 02:42:34,440
has said that before he leaves office, and I'm not

3085
02:42:34,479 --> 02:42:36,079
sure if I would have ever even said this if

3086
02:42:36,079 --> 02:42:38,040
I was him. He says he's going to read the

3087
02:42:38,159 --> 02:42:41,440
names of the Epstein clients on the floor of the

3088
02:42:41,520 --> 02:42:45,399
house before he leaves office. I say, god speed to you, sir,

3089
02:42:45,559 --> 02:42:47,280
if you're going to do that. Here he is just

3090
02:42:47,440 --> 02:42:47,879
out of time.

3091
02:42:47,879 --> 02:42:50,040
Speaker 37: A couple more here. I want to ask about the

3092
02:42:50,079 --> 02:42:53,280
Epstein files. As you've noted, the speech and debate clause

3093
02:42:53,319 --> 02:42:54,559
actually protects you from.

3094
02:42:54,760 --> 02:42:58,760
Speaker 3: People have noted, among others, Sam, that he seems exceptionally

3095
02:42:58,920 --> 02:43:01,440
jolly now that he's lost. Are right about that? Someone

3096
02:43:01,520 --> 02:43:04,040
in the comment said he hasn't been that happy since

3097
02:43:04,040 --> 02:43:07,079
his wife died, and they're totally right. He is, and

3098
02:43:07,159 --> 02:43:10,040
maybe he's just one of these. Some people have paradoxical reactions.

3099
02:43:10,079 --> 02:43:12,159
They call them to things, you know, like Sam when

3100
02:43:12,200 --> 02:43:14,840
he's faced with danger, he giggles. He gets giggly, And

3101
02:43:14,959 --> 02:43:18,079
maybe that's Thomas Massey's thing too, But he does seem

3102
02:43:18,120 --> 02:43:20,360
exceptionally happy after having lost a seat.

3103
02:43:20,239 --> 02:43:23,319
Speaker 37: Being prosecuted for whatever you say on the floor of

3104
02:43:23,399 --> 02:43:25,920
the house. You have name names in the Epstein files

3105
02:43:25,959 --> 02:43:28,120
in the past. Can we expect you to name more

3106
02:43:28,239 --> 02:43:30,159
names in the coming weeks and months.

3107
02:43:33,200 --> 02:43:37,159
Speaker 38: Yes, Todd Blanche is violating the law. There's still millions

3108
02:43:37,200 --> 02:43:39,879
of files they haven't released. We know from talking to

3109
02:43:40,000 --> 02:43:42,840
the victims lawyers that their own three h two forms

3110
02:43:42,879 --> 02:43:43,760
haven't been released.

3111
02:43:43,840 --> 02:43:45,879
Speaker 12: We know that files have been over redacted.

3112
02:43:46,000 --> 02:43:49,239
Speaker 38: I have released at least three names of billionaires who

3113
02:43:49,239 --> 02:43:50,280
are implicated in this.

3114
02:43:50,840 --> 02:43:53,760
Speaker 17: I don't think it's possible to get to convictions.

3115
02:43:53,479 --> 02:43:56,799
Speaker 38: With Todd Blanche at the top and with the FBI

3116
02:43:56,959 --> 02:43:59,879
director Cash Battell at the top, because they've effectively but

3117
02:44:00,000 --> 02:44:02,799
both perjured themselves by saying that there's nobody else in

3118
02:44:02,879 --> 02:44:06,239
the files. Even Malania doesn't believe that the first lady

3119
02:44:06,360 --> 02:44:09,600
knows that Jeffrey Epstein didn't act alone. And here's the

3120
02:44:09,639 --> 02:44:12,639
great thing, Kristen, whether I'm in Congress or not, the

3121
02:44:12,719 --> 02:44:16,000
Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law and it goes

3122
02:44:16,040 --> 02:44:18,760
on for years. So if we can't get this attorney

3123
02:44:18,840 --> 02:44:21,079
General in this FBI director to do the right thing,

3124
02:44:21,479 --> 02:44:24,280
the next ones who take those seats are obligated by

3125
02:44:24,399 --> 02:44:27,360
law to release the files that these individuals are not

3126
02:44:27,559 --> 02:44:28,239
releasing now.

3127
02:44:32,200 --> 02:44:34,559
Speaker 3: So that will be uh, we can look forward to

3128
02:44:34,639 --> 02:44:37,280
that something to look forward to. I okay, So this

3129
02:44:37,520 --> 02:44:41,159
is Dave Rubin playing himself, just being wrong about Iran

3130
02:44:41,280 --> 02:44:45,079
for a couple of minutes. The guy, I mean, I

3131
02:44:45,120 --> 02:44:47,399
don't know why anybody would give this anything. He said

3132
02:44:47,479 --> 02:44:49,520
credibility when you have a track record like this. Check

3133
02:44:49,559 --> 02:44:49,840
this out.

3134
02:44:49,879 --> 02:44:51,840
Speaker 21: But allow me to make a prediction here in my

3135
02:44:51,959 --> 02:44:55,680
prediction stuff. I'm not polymarket, I'm not call she, but

3136
02:44:55,879 --> 02:44:58,040
I'm pretty good at predictions. And my prediction here is

3137
02:44:58,079 --> 02:45:00,000
that everything that the media is now going to say

3138
02:45:00,079 --> 02:45:01,360
about Iran is going to close.

3139
02:45:01,200 --> 02:45:03,360
Speaker 10: The strait of Hormus, and energy prices are going to

3140
02:45:03,399 --> 02:45:05,399
go crazy and all these none of this is going to.

3141
02:45:05,399 --> 02:45:05,879
Speaker 17: Come to pass.

3142
02:45:05,920 --> 02:45:09,120
Speaker 10: The gas prices are coming down and will continue to

3143
02:45:09,280 --> 02:45:11,920
come down if the United States wants to keep the

3144
02:45:11,959 --> 02:45:14,680
Strait of Hormus open, which it does and Donald Trump said,

3145
02:45:14,719 --> 02:45:17,520
we'll escort ships through if we have to. It's going

3146
02:45:17,760 --> 02:45:21,200
to stay open. This is the leader of the Iranian opposition.

3147
02:45:21,280 --> 02:45:24,040
He has been in exile. His name is Reza Palabi.

3148
02:45:24,159 --> 02:45:26,239
We have shown you videos him before. He's the eldest

3149
02:45:26,319 --> 02:45:30,520
son of the former Shah of Irana. He likely is

3150
02:45:30,680 --> 02:45:33,200
the next leader of Iran. This is the guy that,

3151
02:45:33,399 --> 02:45:36,879
by all accounts, when this war ends, will go in

3152
02:45:37,280 --> 02:45:39,479
and he will be the leader, and again it will

3153
02:45:39,559 --> 02:45:42,840
be different. Just remember it sounds like the Kurds are

3154
02:45:42,879 --> 02:45:45,520
starting to enter the country with arms to help the

3155
02:45:45,639 --> 02:45:48,840
people take out the last vestiges of the y RGC.

3156
02:45:49,159 --> 02:45:50,799
Speaker 17: There's a lot of good things happening.

3157
02:45:51,520 --> 02:45:54,319
Speaker 10: This is Iranians and you can hear they are chanting

3158
02:45:54,479 --> 02:45:57,639
bb June bb net Nyahu in Iran.

3159
02:45:58,280 --> 02:45:59,120
Speaker 17: They are chanting.

3160
02:46:00,799 --> 02:46:04,959
Speaker 3: And whoever made this delightful compilation brings up on the

3161
02:46:05,000 --> 02:46:08,479
screen here bb June deep fake of Iranians cheering. Net

3162
02:46:08,559 --> 02:46:10,360
Nyahoo went from meme to reality.

3163
02:46:10,520 --> 02:46:13,079
Speaker 17: He's for Benjamin Nennahoo.

3164
02:46:18,079 --> 02:46:20,319
Speaker 10: And when you take out Kamiti, and you take out

3165
02:46:20,319 --> 02:46:21,959
his number two, and his number three, and his number four,

3166
02:46:22,000 --> 02:46:23,959
and his number thirty seven and his number forty two.

3167
02:46:24,479 --> 02:46:27,479
Then suddenly the next guy's going, it's a little hot

3168
02:46:27,559 --> 02:46:33,360
in here, and then people start behaving a little bit differently.

3169
02:46:33,920 --> 02:46:37,440
They've plotted this war, this extraordinary war that will be

3170
02:46:37,639 --> 02:46:42,600
studied for decades. Right for decades, they will study how

3171
02:46:42,639 --> 02:46:46,600
this incredible war took place. That we are hitting critical infrastructure,

3172
02:46:46,799 --> 02:46:49,799
we are damaging the regimes, so hopefully the people will

3173
02:46:49,799 --> 02:46:51,879
be able to take over their countries. Now, the question is,

3174
02:46:51,959 --> 02:46:53,600
if you're going to hit power plants and you're going

3175
02:46:53,639 --> 02:46:56,280
to hit civilian infrastructure and things of that nature, how

3176
02:46:56,319 --> 02:46:58,159
do you make sure it's not going to harm the

3177
02:46:58,239 --> 02:46:59,639
people but just the regime.

3178
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:03,360
Speaker 17: And when we have a Department of War that is not.

3179
02:47:03,559 --> 02:47:08,879
Speaker 10: Looking for war but will perform war, then we are

3180
02:47:08,959 --> 02:47:13,040
going to do it at the maximum level of competency.

3181
02:47:13,159 --> 02:47:14,479
I think the way you can look at this this

3182
02:47:14,760 --> 02:47:16,600
I haven't heard anyone else say this, but this seems

3183
02:47:16,639 --> 02:47:19,079
to me to be the war to end all wars.

3184
02:47:20,559 --> 02:47:22,399
Speaker 3: I had to look to make sure that was real

3185
02:47:22,600 --> 02:47:27,719
there at the end, because if you've that's two minutes,

3186
02:47:27,799 --> 02:47:30,319
a little over two minutes of debrew and proving he

3187
02:47:30,399 --> 02:47:33,840
doesn't know shit. He don't know shit, dude, he doesn't

3188
02:47:33,879 --> 02:47:36,719
know a damn thing like he would. Just two minutes

3189
02:47:36,760 --> 02:47:40,319
of not just stacking wrong on top of wrong about

3190
02:47:40,399 --> 02:47:42,159
everything that happened in I wrong? Why would he?

3191
02:47:42,559 --> 02:47:43,000
Speaker 2: What? Give?

3192
02:47:43,200 --> 02:47:45,719
Speaker 3: This is something I've always because I'm so insecure and

3193
02:47:45,799 --> 02:47:49,879
giving my opinion oftentimes about things like I. If I

3194
02:47:50,000 --> 02:47:52,920
was that, I would never talk about foreign relations again.

3195
02:47:53,040 --> 02:47:55,719
You know, I don't I hesitate. I'm always kind of

3196
02:47:55,760 --> 02:47:59,239
hmming and hawing about things if I I mean, what

3197
02:48:00,159 --> 02:48:04,680
what self confidence must he have to continue to opine

3198
02:48:04,879 --> 02:48:08,319
daily on his show about foreign relations when you know

3199
02:48:08,399 --> 02:48:12,760
foreign affairs, when you clearly don't know fuck all about

3200
02:48:13,079 --> 02:48:15,639
anything going on in iron anyway, I just thought that

3201
02:48:15,719 --> 02:48:20,959
was hilarious. A guy who's professionally opinionated and is that stupid?

3202
02:48:22,520 --> 02:48:25,239
So disappointing. Damn. I really want to show sam this,

3203
02:48:25,440 --> 02:48:29,159
but okay, we'll end with just a happy a happy moment.

3204
02:48:29,280 --> 02:48:34,319
This is a young boy, a boy maybe elementary school

3205
02:48:34,319 --> 02:48:36,680
age that looks like maybe middle school, yeah, probably middle school,

3206
02:48:36,840 --> 02:48:39,840
like sixth grade or something. He is His name is

3207
02:48:39,840 --> 02:48:44,159
Samuel Henderson. He's autistic, and he has Tourette syndrome apparently,

3208
02:48:44,959 --> 02:48:48,120
and he has a skill of imitating birds. It looks

3209
02:48:48,120 --> 02:48:49,879
like they's some kind of talent show at their school

3210
02:48:49,920 --> 02:48:52,520
in the gymnasium, and the kids are all kind of

3211
02:48:52,520 --> 02:48:54,840
sitting around looking at him. You can tell they don't

3212
02:48:54,879 --> 02:48:59,319
quite know what to expect. And this kid is a savant.

3213
02:49:00,159 --> 02:49:02,040
There's no other way to describe it. This, this is

3214
02:49:02,879 --> 02:49:04,879
just made me so happy watching this the other day.

3215
02:49:05,239 --> 02:49:05,600
Speaker 20: All right.

3216
02:49:06,319 --> 02:49:09,440
Speaker 9: The first one is the creepy, creepy sound of the

3217
02:49:09,559 --> 02:49:13,159
car little oh, yeah, there we go.

3218
02:49:21,840 --> 02:49:25,079
Speaker 3: If you're listening at home. He's got a little basket

3219
02:49:25,360 --> 02:49:28,319
filled with stuffed animals of each of these birds, and

3220
02:49:28,440 --> 02:49:31,399
as he completes the impression or the call, he just

3221
02:49:31,479 --> 02:49:33,079
kind of throws it on the ground in a humorous

3222
02:49:33,120 --> 02:49:35,840
way behind him but hiding. He has a shirt on

3223
02:49:35,920 --> 02:49:40,120
it says, this is birding ship. This is bird shit.

3224
02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:42,159
I don't know anyway, God bless this.

3225
02:49:42,200 --> 02:49:44,200
Speaker 13: Guy, all right.

3226
02:49:46,159 --> 02:49:48,760
Speaker 9: The crow, the American crow, the fish crow.

3227
02:49:56,959 --> 02:49:59,079
Speaker 3: This is my birding shirt. That's what his shirt says.

3228
02:50:01,200 --> 02:50:02,559
Speaker 29: And then a very.

3229
02:50:20,719 --> 02:50:23,440
Speaker 37: Entry then.

3230
02:50:34,959 --> 02:50:36,639
Speaker 12: And then one of my favorites.

3231
02:50:46,399 --> 02:50:48,200
Speaker 3: The Internet, by the way, is torn on this kid

3232
02:50:48,280 --> 02:50:52,239
in his little karate outfit down here, he keeps you'll

3233
02:50:52,280 --> 02:50:55,159
see he gets a little annoying, and and half of

3234
02:50:55,200 --> 02:50:56,719
the people are like, oh, who are you who are

3235
02:50:56,760 --> 02:50:58,360
annoyed by a kid? And the other half are like,

3236
02:50:58,440 --> 02:51:00,920
this kid is uh, I haven't be crazy. So you

3237
02:51:01,000 --> 02:51:03,600
guys decided watching here, if this kid in the bottom

3238
02:51:03,760 --> 02:51:34,040
and the karate outfit annoys you, sound like but if.

3239
02:51:34,000 --> 02:51:37,639
Speaker 12: You've been lying to this is what is that the

3240
02:51:37,760 --> 02:51:38,959
red sound?

3241
02:51:39,440 --> 02:51:41,200
Speaker 18: And this is what it sounds.

3242
02:51:49,520 --> 02:51:51,319
Speaker 3: By the way, some guy says, I'm a fed uh

3243
02:51:51,520 --> 02:51:55,319
for for showing this propaganda. B what is propaganda about

3244
02:51:55,639 --> 02:51:58,719
some sweet kid who has a skill. He's like one talent,

3245
02:51:58,840 --> 02:52:02,000
probably is doing bird calls. Let's celebrate this young fella.

3246
02:52:02,639 --> 02:52:30,000
Give me a break anyway, that's all play. But that

3247
02:52:30,200 --> 02:52:32,600
what a delight that was. That he's the kind of

3248
02:52:32,680 --> 02:52:34,319
kid you don't want to take hunting with you if

3249
02:52:34,360 --> 02:52:39,239
you just imitate any goose or turkey. What a what

3250
02:52:39,360 --> 02:52:40,920
a genius. That's all I got.

3251
02:52:41,000 --> 02:52:41,200
Speaker 12: Guys.

3252
02:52:41,479 --> 02:52:44,520
Speaker 3: We'll come back next week. Actually, no one last thing, okay,

3253
02:52:44,920 --> 02:52:46,680
because the election is going to be over on Tuesday,

3254
02:52:47,159 --> 02:52:49,799
hopefully for Spencer Pradditt will continue. He has to be

3255
02:52:49,840 --> 02:52:53,159
in the top two in the primary or in the

3256
02:52:53,280 --> 02:52:56,840
election on Tuesday, to be to advance to a runoff

3257
02:52:57,879 --> 02:53:01,159
essentially because Karen Basses. If Karen got more than fifty percent,

3258
02:53:01,239 --> 02:53:03,200
or if any candidate did, it would be over. But

3259
02:53:03,399 --> 02:53:06,159
it's not likely because nobody's that popular here in LA

3260
02:53:06,520 --> 02:53:08,280
because you know, they've destroyed the city.

3261
02:53:08,719 --> 02:53:08,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

3262
02:53:09,200 --> 02:53:12,799
Speaker 3: And so we essentially need Spencer Pratt to get in

3263
02:53:12,879 --> 02:53:14,559
the top two and then it will go to a

3264
02:53:14,639 --> 02:53:22,879
runoff in November. He has whoever is doing his publicity,

3265
02:53:23,200 --> 02:53:27,680
you know, the the ads and the uh, the you know,

3266
02:53:27,959 --> 02:53:31,760
managed his public appearances. They're really they're really smart. And

3267
02:53:31,920 --> 02:53:35,239
one thing they're doing, and this is cynical and kind

3268
02:53:35,280 --> 02:53:38,200
of if you think about it, a little gross that

3269
02:53:38,280 --> 02:53:40,159
they're not just cleaning the whole sidewalk. But what they're

3270
02:53:40,159 --> 02:53:43,079
doing is going with a pressure washer on our dirty

3271
02:53:43,120 --> 02:53:46,440
ass sidewalks. And they have a stencil that's like a

3272
02:53:46,559 --> 02:53:51,079
campaign you know, a campaign message for Pratt. And because

3273
02:53:51,079 --> 02:53:53,639
the sidewalks are so dirty, you lay this stencil down

3274
02:53:53,680 --> 02:53:55,959
and just run over it with a pressure washer. That

3275
02:53:56,399 --> 02:54:00,280
it's the the his campaign message is it's almost like

3276
02:54:00,319 --> 02:54:03,760
it was painted there. I will just show this video

3277
02:54:03,840 --> 02:54:10,159
briefly and then we'll get out of here. So I

3278
02:54:10,159 --> 02:54:12,159
don't know why this dramatic music is playing. This is

3279
02:54:12,200 --> 02:54:15,959
a little silly, but imagine if the streets were this clean.

3280
02:54:16,319 --> 02:54:24,680
Spencer Pratt for Mayor of La. Mute the stupid music.

3281
02:54:24,719 --> 02:54:25,920
But it's on one of you know, just one of

3282
02:54:25,959 --> 02:54:28,120
these filthy streets that's filled with homeless people, and they're

3283
02:54:28,280 --> 02:54:32,120
these things are apparently popping up around La. It's interesting.

3284
02:54:32,120 --> 02:54:33,840
I don't know how much of this is just creative

3285
02:54:33,840 --> 02:54:36,159
supporters of Pratt and how much of this is official,

3286
02:54:36,520 --> 02:54:40,680
but yeah, that that, to me is brilliant, so smart. Anyway, bye, everybody,

3287
02:54:40,840 --> 02:54:43,120
thank you, thanks for hanging with me, and we will

3288
02:54:43,239 --> 02:54:46,399
uh go. We got almost three hours. Wow, that's the longest.

3289
02:54:47,079 --> 02:54:48,639
It's the longest episode we've had in a long time.

3290
02:54:48,719 --> 02:54:53,120
By everybody, See all later, Yeah, Christian