Speaker 1: Cool Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Prick.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations. Sarry, Johnny Woodard.
We are in it as fast as we can be. Okay,
I am here, against all odds, I made it, Guys.
I've left my I have this new rule I just
instituted today. I'm going to leave the charger to my
computer in my bag for now on because I always
leave it at home. So I went around. I went
to Apple, Target, and then Best Buy to try to
find his cord to like, we don't carry that anymore.
And then I'm at Apple and I'm looking and literally
the computers that they're they're trying to sell are using
the chord. These kids suck. Yeah, I'm in dude.
Speaker 3: That's uh. I heard. I heard that's maybe not even
the best reason that you were late. I heard that
people are just trying to take you out man while
you're on stage.
Speaker 2: Johnny. Is this our hot topic? Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is absolutely our hot topic.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been I've been doing some stand up and
I had a I have three gigs this week. At
Thursday night, was in Coast Mesa tonight tomorrow. Last night,
I was in at the La Joya Comedy Store, and
then tomorrow night I'm at the La Joya, or tonight
I'm at the loo Oi Comedy Store. So Thursday, Lah
Hall law Hall Hall. Someone says, I look like I
just got done punching data. Dude, I was out, so
I had some time. I went and got breakfast. I'm
just anywhere I can find eggs bendedict because nobody makes
it anymore. I'm gonna bang out some eggs bendedict. But
I went there. My waitress was so hot. Really, you
ever just had a chick that you see, just your
primal monkey come out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's every chick I see. Yeah, you're like that
was this chick stream like that sound? You made it
like muted it. It brought it way down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, streaming artist racist answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyways, I go and I sit down and my
waitress is so hot, and then everyone, all, every waiter
there just came up to me tell me how much
I love my god Zilla tattoo. Really, every twink, every
fucking all rocker, They're all like, dude, we love your
fucking cat. I'm like, thank you, dude.
Speaker 3: It's funny. I still have like old YouTube brain for
you dropping the F bomb like ten times in the
first minute. But I guess it doesn't matter anymore. We're good,
We're free and clear.
Speaker 2: Now why did I drop an F bomb? What?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, F and every F and
waiter it was like F and stopping by the table.
You say it a lot? Yeah, I mean I like
more though, as long as YouTube doesn't care, I don't
make me feel good. I love the F word. It's
my favorite word.
Speaker 6: It should it should no longer be a swear word.
Speaker 7: It really is.
Speaker 2: We as a society should agree F bombs are okay,
and then it will become like annoying if someone's like
something like dude. You know, if you say dude too much,
people are like, dude, why do you say dude too much?
Can you slow down?
Speaker 3: What does this whole waitress situation have to do with
with hot topics?
Speaker 2: People are here to tell you that hot chicks love
to serve me eggs Benedict dude. Anyways, so I get
I play this gig all the time. It's uh, it's
the La Cave in Coasta, Mesa. It's a really nice
steakhouse and they have this nice little showroom where you
do a show. You put about forty people in there.
It's a good show, you know, And I I know,
I just shot my amazing hour. I've decided to come up.
I know the name of it. I don't know if Legion,
if Gas Digital actually gives the special name. I think
they're just called thirty minute sets. But once I put
it out, drum roll please, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I don't have that but a drum roll, And you
imagine that.
Speaker 6: I love you, sincerely, Sam Tripley. That is the name
of my special I love you.
Speaker 3: Oh and you gotta like have it written in your handwriting,
like yeah, you and I love you sincerely Sam in
your handwriting?
Speaker 2: Is the some better than sincerely yours truly, Sam Tripley.
Now that's too many words.
Speaker 3: Nothing else where it like best is almost like saying
fuck you. You know you write best, Sam.
Speaker 6: Johnny's using the F word in the first ten minutes.
Speaker 3: I'll control taking the seal off of it.
Speaker 2: Just call it gay.
Speaker 6: That's exactly why I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm you should just write gay, Sam Tripley, gay,
gay Sam.
Speaker 2: I am the gayest so coach to Mesa. I get hired.
I knew I was gonna be dumb my special. So
it's time to start building a new hour half an hour,
you know. So I took the set and I go
down there, and it's so we're down there, I'm waiting
to go off. I'm a bunch of young comics. So
there's some really funny young guys are in the show.
Speaker 3: Is it a Sam Tripley show or you a headliner?
Speaker 2: It's not my show, okay, So I go, I do
I do? You know? And I'm just sitting there talking
to the young comics and telling them war stories of comedy.
And it's funny because some of the war stories I
tell them are stories of me getting attacked on stage.
So like, like a month or two ago, the New
York Post put out something about Judy Gold was on
stage and so and goes you're a jew, and like
it made the New York Post. I'm like, is that
the worst heckle in New York they had that weekend?
Speaker 3: Just so shouting facts from the audience.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, that's the worst you got that had
to make the New York Post? Like what are we
doing here? So, I mean, dude, literally I've been attacked.
So I've been telling them all these stories. So anyways,
I go up. I have this great bit now that
I'm working on about how Indians from India are like weirdos, right,
I'm cleaning up for YouTube. But when Indians come from
India to America, the next generation are all wiggers. They
just become wiggers, right, they all they all want to
be SoundCloud rappers and date white chicks and do all
that stuff. Like Indians are now the new black guys
for white chicks. Like it's just dark enough to piss
off their dad, right, but you know they're gonna help
raise the kids.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 2: So I did that joke, and there was a guy
he didn't know what that ethnic group people I don't
even know, but he didn't know how if he was
that think or not. And so I started telling him
about my opinion and on Indians. And then a guy
in the Spencer Pratt and how everybody in LA, even
people I love, are all like he has no experience.
He was a reality star. I go, you know what
he does have experience in burning down LA, turning it
into a drug debt.
Speaker 3: Okay, like everybody else has only a bad experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievable everything. Every Yes, I will come to
Alaska if you give me autistic dollars. Okay, I will come.
You can bribe me to get there.
Speaker 3: It's like trying to hire a manager and a sport,
you know, like, are you going to hire the unknown
up and comer. Are you going to hire the guy
who's proven himself to be literally the worst manager in sports?
Speaker 2: You know. It's like that guy Washington, the black manager
that got busted for cocaine, but he's still a great manager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, I guess it's just I mean,
there's a million reasons not to have, especially Karen ass
and Nit the Ramen. I mean, get some random asshole
off the street. I don't care. Anybody would be better.
I mean they can't run the government efficiently. Well that's
good because the government, when it runs efficiently, destroys people's lives,
you know, and.
Speaker 2: The government is running inefficiently. So it's like, so all
he's doing is you know, old boss, new boss, new boss,
old boss.
Speaker 3: And they're forever. It's they're trying to they're trying to
make it so that Spencer Pratt doesn't get to the runoff.
They'll high five each other once they if it's Ramen
and Bass that make it to the runoff, they'll probably
I bet one of them just drops out or like Endorset.
Speaker 2: You know, because Karen Bass is a lot more powerful.
But it's just like absolutely stupid. So I posted anyways,
I'll get I'll get into the story. So I posted
that someone posted a funny meme because Jade and Vonda
came out on the side of Karen Bass, which is
the worst endorsement possible.
Speaker 3: Who cares well, I I.
Speaker 2: Retweeted and something said that, you know, she's known as
Viacong Jane or whatever her name is, and she went
to she went to Vietnam, met with the Via Kong, okay,
and like, let's just put aside what we know about
the Vietnam War from timpole hat. It was not a
good war. It wasn't a just war, you know. But
you're you're you're meeting with the enemy and p Ow's
are handing you notes and you're handing it back to
the Viatkong.
Speaker 3: And she's like posed on on like military.
Speaker 2: Gear, and Jane, yeah, I mean, just a dumb bitch.
She sucks, Just a dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: I will say she was one of the first times,
I remember being you beat off. Yeah, well no, I
wasn't that old. My mom had one of those fitness
tapes of hers, you know those Jane fun on the
fitness tapes, and I remember being like, huh, check that out. Interest.
Speaker 2: I like him there. I don't know what to do
with it, but I like it. I like it. No,
she was hot back in the day, but she was
obviously another one who is just a rich kid, retarded person.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: So anyways, I go there, I started making funny Karen
Bath and there's this elderly couple there that obviously came
for comedy, wanted a steak, and didn't know who was performing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a problem with doing comedy in a steak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, hey, let's go listen to a band.
What band? Who cares? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you show up and it's it's black metal or something.
Yeah yeah squore chuar.
Speaker 2: So anyways, so I'm up there and I look over
and there's this old guy just giving me the most
demonic look, like just pure evil. So I made a
couple of jokes about how he looks, and then he
just unleashes unleashes on me. Fuck yow fuck I mean,
he starts screaming at me. His wife is like, please stop, Dan,
please please stop, fuck you you, And I'm like, hold on,
so you're progressive, call me homophobic slurs. That just lets
you know everything you need to know about the progressive left.
They really don't have anything. They have no real principles
because thenciples, yeah, once their emotions override their programming, their
true selves come out right, Like if you really were woke,
you would never use that word, you would never call
So he starts great, and he gets up. So the
guy sitting in front of him literally looks like David Arquette,
and he gets up and he kind of pushes David
Arquette to the side. David does not.
Speaker 3: Honestly, who knows what that guy's doing. It might be him,
It might be him.
Speaker 2: Dude. He got really mad me because of the iron
cheek grows and made fun of his family, like is
it crazy that you have all sisters and he still
don't have the biggest dick in your family?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: Crushing right now, crushing. So anyways, he comes up and
I'm like, oh no, So you know, I'm highly trained
in multiple arts. I'm really bad at everything, but you know,
I can go what I can assess the situation. I realized,
like an eighty year old man is coming on stage,
he'd have to be about eighty years old or late seventies.
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play video after this, by the way, so
stick around.
Speaker 2: So do you want me to describe it all before here?
Speaker 3: Just should we just play the video and then?
Speaker 9: Way?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No play now? DJ Electras here Electri Fry. She
is the one who filmed it. She was just we
both walked in late. So here it is yeah, go
for go for yeah, attack or if you died my set,
that would be the great story about time.
Speaker 10: Sure, okay, what.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna do?
Speaker 11: What are you doing?
Speaker 12: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 13: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Johnny? Did you see my amazing cropligot moves right there sucking?
So he looks down in my legs at that moment,
and I go, oh, he's gonna try to kick me.
Fucking ship, fucking ship. I can't stop laughing. Sure, you're now,
this guy can't be taller than five seven. That's just
why you just poke him in the eye.
Speaker 14: Be nice, Grandpa, be nice, don't get angry. Oh my god,
all right, seen outstart and.
Speaker 12: Bro, this is a crazy watch on watch on.
Speaker 15: That guy.
Speaker 2: The guy grabbing him right now, he's falls someone else.
They knocked him down, he felt anybody. I did not
use any cross from there. I had a clear shots,
clear shots, Johnny, I can just sparted him right there
by the time he gets the stage. Even on the
last time when the guy attacked, you missed me fighting
the elderly bro. The best thing you had, the best
twenty five dollars spend.
Speaker 3: That's it, dude, that's amazing. Wait, so what were you into?
What were you getting into when that sat him off?
What what bit was it?
Speaker 2: Well, it could have been the Indian garbage?
Speaker 3: Oh you think it was that one? Okay, Well, because he's.
Speaker 2: Called me a racist and probably and my favorite thing,
if there's any like justice and karma in the world,
an Indian will scam him out of all this money.
Speaker 3: You know, dude, you should have been I mean, he
didn't even get to your racist material. You know, if
that's what he was offended by, just wait five minutes,
because yeah.
Speaker 2: It would have gotten worse. I did my m word
bit that night at the end of it, and they
all loved it.
Speaker 3: It would have lost his mind. If he had heard that, Yeah,
he would have gone n dude, he wasn't waiting for
you in the parking lot or no, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean he's past his bedtime and his wife was
just over it. It makes me think because he's a
tiny guy, he's got his whole life, he's had like
Napoleon complex. So probably when he was really young he
used to like to fight, but now he's like eighty
good luck, Adam, just jiu jit stun him out of there?
What was okay?
Speaker 3: So if nobody, if he had had his way, what
do you think he was trying to do?
Speaker 2: Take the microphone for me?
Speaker 3: Okay, he wasn't, so he wasn't necessarily trying to fight you.
He's just trying to get the micro.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He probably have done that too.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: He probably would have done that too.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's just like he was about to
go for a kick too, right yeah, oh yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Staring at my legs and I'm like, don't kick.
Speaker 3: Dog if you Dud's secretly maybe he's just.
Speaker 2: Like I'm so overrun with home Eroonica right now, I
gotta have it.
Speaker 3: Confusing feelings.
Speaker 1: He's like a in a better.
Speaker 2: Finish and just traumatized the entire crowd.
Speaker 3: It doesn't and that still image that you picked for
the for it looks like he's going right for your dick. Yeah,
and you're giving him like the crop macgos wife bang bang.
Speaker 2: I'm like that moment that matrix where he's like bank
bank bang.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say more like Steven Sagal doing his
ikto or whatever.
Speaker 2: Which one of the fats is that what you're saying, Johnny,
You're saying, I'm fat Cigale. That's not fucking cool.
Speaker 6: People are pissing you in the comment section, call me
fat Sagal.
Speaker 3: Mic dojo life. Who's in La? By the way, now
do you know that that mcdojo left, He moved.
Speaker 10: To l A.
Speaker 2: He who's La? What are you doing? It's uh?
Speaker 3: He shared the other day that have you seen that?
Like it's Stephen McGall doing demos while seated. He can't
even be bothered to get up.
Speaker 2: Both Nick Mallen and Tom Sigur talk about all the
movies he now does fighting sitting down.
Speaker 3: It's so great.
Speaker 2: Cheers itsu, cheers itsu, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish I could have chersey itsu. Dude,
just sit there, bank bank bank crowshot. He goes down uppercut,
and everyone's got was.
Speaker 3: That guy was dressed for like a real night out,
you know he had, and his.
Speaker 2: Wife was dressed in like Indian garb, like from India,
Hindu garb. So maybe when I said Indians are garbage,
he got really mad.
Speaker 3: Interesting maybe yeah, maybe they're like Hindus or something could be.
Speaker 2: And she was over it.
Speaker 3: What if they fucking stop? They probably adopted an Indian
kid a long time ago and they made it their
whole lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Probably, like dude, they they were probably white daughters married
to an Indian guy and their kid, their grandkid is
half Indian.
Speaker 3: People at liberals just love being offended on behalf of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah her, his family's h one b visa.
Speaker 3: P That's just their favorite thing is to be offended
on behalf of others.
Speaker 2: Who really, Oh, white people love that shiit. It just
gets their dick hard.
Speaker 3: Dude, So let's rank this in the the pantheon of
attacks again?
Speaker 13: Now what what?
Speaker 2: What? What are we weighing?
Speaker 3: Threat to life?
Speaker 2: I would say, okay, threat or most exciting and fun?
Speaker 3: Which one do you want to, well, I think those
are equal. Those are the same thing to me.
Speaker 2: No, the threat to death there's a lot worse.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, right, But what I'm saying is, as far
as my entertainment is concerned, the greater the threat to
your life, the more entertaining.
Speaker 6: Well, some are more serious than others, like the ha Cafe.
Speaker 2: I put that number three because that was the least
fun but the greatest threat to my life.
Speaker 3: And then all those people like grab that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, number two is probably this one. And then number
one is where the chick sat on my face?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: Who's that on your What?
Speaker 2: Has never heard that story? Johnny?
Speaker 3: Sure I have, But what I don't as if she
came on stage and sat on your face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pulled her pants down.
Speaker 3: How were you? How were you in a position to
get your face sat on?
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is the greatest story of all time.
So so young Adam Angelo Bauers, who's no longer with us.
This guy like beat cancer and then he was in
a car with a friend of mine and the friend
was going to show him where his ex girlfriend lived
and he went through the intersection. Guy plowed just after
he beat cancer, just plowed the car and the guy
and Angelo died. So Angelo was a great writer, great
young comic. We called him road Dog and he was
a savage and he would have crushed it on Twitter.
It's been that long since he's been gone. He would
have crushed Twitter. Right, So anyways, Oh, some says machine
gun Kelly, but I don't that was Yeah, I guess
that's in there. I guess I would put that right
above Haha cafe and right below old man attack. So
those are the big four right now. There's one more too,
but that's signing that you have. So anyways, you.
Speaker 3: Have a great story about but I guess it's not
really an attack. Somebody else got attacked. That woman that
punched that other woman in the face. Uh in like
Arizona or somewhere.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great heckle, but that's a different heckle.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: I told that story on dying laughing. You could watch
it on uh.
Speaker 2: Sam trivlei dot com. So anyways, so I decided to
take Angelo Bauer on its first road gig, and we
go to Dana Point, California. Dana Point, California, is this
amazing little Shangri La in California, that super small city.
Everybody's hot, all the girls are gorgeous, and they're freaks.
So it was an Irish bar I used to play
it all the time. So I get called down and
bring him and the great one by Ula with me
to do stand up. So we go down to do
stand up and as Angelo Bauers is on stage, this
gorgeous I mean in La ten walks in with a
tiny Mexican lesbian and a dude. They walk in and
she starts. She's shitfaced because she just broke up with
her boyfriend or something or is her girlfriend, I don't know,
and she's heckling Angelo Bauers. Now when I'm in the back,
I'm watching. I'm watching for anyone getting froggy because I'm
just if I see I just start loading up the gun,
loading up the gun, so I'm just ready when they attack.
And I have like fourteen attacks before they get out.
So I I so I'm watching. I'm like if this chick,
if this chick heckles me, I'm gonna light her to
light her up.
Speaker 3: So literally, I cause I'm really curious about you. Literally
have like heckel kills in your head light loaded, or
you're just generally like contemplating the person.
Speaker 2: I'm watching her, and I'm watching the heckler even if anytime.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is are you actually writing in your
head or you just.
Speaker 2: Say, yeah, I'm just coming up with heckel kills. Okay,
like just insly, I have like ten in the barrel.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 3: Nice, that's cool, Right, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 2: I go up on stage. I start doing stand up
and crushing because that's what I do. I crush.
Speaker 6: And then she starts heckling me, and I light this
chick up.
Speaker 2: Well, she's so hot. She starts walking up the stage
and starts acting like she's gonna moon me. And I go, hey,
don't let your ass write a check you can't cash.
And she goes, oh, you don't think I do it.
I go, I know you won't do it. She goes,
you don't think. I go, I know you're not gonna
do anything. You're all talk. She goes, really lay down.
I go what She goes, lay down?
Speaker 3: How have I ever heard this story?
Speaker 2: You've never heard this?
Speaker 3: Somebody? I never heard this story.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's one of the greatest stories of all time.
So she goes lay down.
Speaker 2: I go, okay, I lay down, Dude, Johnny, you gotta
understand and everyone listening right now, I was as wild
as you can get. Oh, I was a wild I
still am a wild person. I'm just too tired.
Speaker 3: You're not telling me anything. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was such a wild human being and you just
look like, yeah, I was a tetris piece. So I
lay down. She pulls her pants off, takes her pants
off and sits on my face, just sits on my face.
I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 6: And this is before everybody I can This is before
everybody had cameras.
Speaker 2: This is before everybody had cameras. If I would have
got that on tape, I would have been I would
have been playing Arenas right.
Speaker 3: And I bet you loved it too, Denny.
Speaker 2: I sat down, I was like, what the fuck is happening?
And I'm like, course I love it because she's smoking
aw sits on my face, gets up, Everyone's cheering. I
get up. I go, what the fuck just happened? All
of a sudden, this Mexican midget lesbian jumps on stage
and goes, fuck you, u asshole, and fucking pushes me
I'm like, calm down, calm down, tiny person out of
know where. This white guy jumps up, grabs me and
puts me in a headlock. It starts punching me in
the face. Right what Yeah, And I can't stop laughing.
And I still have to.
Speaker 3: Wed this reaction to the two intense moments. You just
start chuckling. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Just I have a microphone. I don't give up the mic.
I always had the mic. And I start doing play
by play just like I did there of what's going on.
I'm like, you hit like a pussy. You hit like
a pussy. I can't feel anything. I don't been nowhere, nowhere.
Everyone's in awe of but they it literally was for
that kind of heckling was Michael Jordan's flu.
Speaker 6: Game, like I probably never got.
Speaker 2: I probably in terms of heckle kills, probably the gay
heckler was probably as close to that as I'll ever get,
you know. So anyways, everyone pulls them off. I can't
stop laughing. I try to stand up. I do ten
more minutes, stand up. I end the show. I get
off stage. I'm in the back going, what the fuck
this happened? Johnny A hand to God. I'm just standing
there and I go, what the fuck does happened? I
look up and it's all there's six smoke show chicks
just staring at me, like chocolate Cake just staring at
me like chocolate cake, dude, like a fat girl looks
at chocolate cake.
Speaker 3: Why what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Just because it was so hot to see you crush
all those hecklers.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was, but they were all in. Dude,
they were all in. Dude, did you do nothing? No, dude,
I'm like, I gotta get the fun. I'm gonna go
to jail. I gotta get the fuck out of here. Dude,
I don't know. There's indecency laws and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in indecency of bar, the bar.
Speaker 2: Could get sued out of so anyways, dude. So next
week at the bar, the district manager calls all the
employees into the bar from all the Hennesities from all
over the region, that's what he calls them, or yeah,
this's Irish.
Speaker 10: Bar.
Speaker 2: Calls them all in and goes, listen, we had an
incident here. I just want everyone to know. This is
not what this place is about. We don't do this.
Speaker 3: Ship, we don't sitting at Okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I love this. Yeah, dude, So that was the greatest
heckle of all time. The next one's probably the gay guy,
but you're talking about being attacked on stage. That's it.
Speaker 3: And this one, though, is so this is when you're
talking about has it's this.
Speaker 2: It is a Sam tripley crowd except for like one table.
Speaker 3: Can you tell me the demographics of the table? So
it's in the front row.
Speaker 2: I think this dude is Latino, but he exactly by
the way, that's chick. He looks like AI Deep fake porn.
That's what the guy looks like exactly.
Speaker 3: I worked very hard on getting AI to make it
look like him. By the way, this was uh yeah,
because you just took all your notes and put it
into AI and they got it mostly right.
Speaker 2: Scare everybody, And I go to this chick sitting has
table like a Magic's own Deep faked you into a
porn with you.
Speaker 3: Taking on like eighteen black guys.
Speaker 2: Strike one. I thought he was Latino. I didn't know.
Next joke is how aliens never throw black people. So
that's strike two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, ring is my pronown bit. That's a
big strike too.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a that's almost worth two strikes, and
I see scar go. And the last bit is about
I don't call gay people the F word. I only
call my best friends Tom Brady or straight dude's I.
Those are the only people I call the F word. Okay,
I don't call black people the N word. Strike five,
And when I'm about to finish, he goes, shut the
fuck up. What He goes, shut the fuck up, get
off stage. What I'm almost done? No, shut the fuck up,
guft stage now, I'm going to another twenty minutes. I
told him. He goes, get the off stage. I go,
I'm not getting off stage, and he's got fire in
his eyes. Get the fuck off stage right now, and
he gets up starts walking to me. These are my
thoughts right now, Oh this is happening. And the final
thought is I'm gonna get banned from this club.
Speaker 3: So it comes up.
Speaker 2: He grabs me right he goes, get the fuck off
stage and starts pulling me. I'm I'm basically color commentarying
the whole fuck. I'm like, bro, don't do anything stupid.
This is dumb. What are you doing?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Breaks loose. The entire audience chunks. This guy including the latina.
He sees her eyes go crazy and he grabs her
and chucks her, and I go, oh, this dude has
anger issues. They drag him outside. Everyone's coming up to
me going okay. I'm like, I'm fine, dude, it's hilarious.
I'm fine. It's like the roadhouse. So then I'm about
to leave. They go, dude, don't go outside, he's crazy.
I go, but I got a spot I gotta go,
So I go outside. Right, dude, I look down the street.
He's about half a block down the street. He's stretching.
Speaker 3: That's the last like, dude, that's the last thing you want.
One thing worse than that, and it would be him
racking the slide on a pistol, maybe him pulling a
saber out of his sheets.
Speaker 2: That's just crazy, dude, You're just crazy. He hears me, right,
he looks, he gets and he starts to run at me.
His Frank grabs him and holds him, and he's like
flolly trying to get to me. I go, what is
this guy doing?
Speaker 3: Do you regret using?
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.
Speaker 3: So that's man. That so that one, that one's not
even in the top two.
Speaker 5: That one.
Speaker 3: You said his third that last, I.
Speaker 2: Would put it fourth, fourth, Yeah, because it's like entertaining
more important than dangerous. That was the most dangerous, but
the other ones were way more entertaining.
Speaker 3: The face sitting is number one.
Speaker 2: Number one, Number two is Grandpa. Number three is machine
gun Kelly. Number four is angry black guy.
Speaker 3: All right, so we got the mount Rushmore of Sam.
Speaker 2: That is the whoa dude?
Speaker 15: That is that?
Speaker 2: I should make that sure the mount Rushmore. Okay, Heckle attacks.
Speaker 3: That's so good.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah dude. Yeah.
Speaker 3: As soon as as soon as you posted that, I
had people hitting me up like hey, where was this?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 3: And I knew you had already called me and said, hey,
I got a great story tell you. So I couldn't
look at it because I wanted to wait until we
got on here to look at Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's really crazy, too, dude. It's just crazy. And it's
just like I've been killing Heckler's my whole life, you know.
And it's funny. I've told this before, but when I
was a kid, me and my friends stopped fighting at
a really young age, like seventh grade, stop fistfighting. Yeah,
and we just started verbally destroying each other, like just
annihilating each other. So so I got really good at it,
and I remember the first time I killed a heckler.
Did I already tell you this story? I feel like
I did. I had to tell the story thousand times
on it. But so I do a show at UNLV
when I was going to college there, and I bombed,
and I was just feeling like a piece of shit.
And I was taking bombs very serious back then, because
I thought, you know, if I'm really good this, I
shouldn't be bombing a little did I know, like that's
part of the gig.
Speaker 3: So I go and this guy.
Speaker 2: Who's just moved from New York was like, hey, dude,
you know there's another open mic tonight. Good good night,
Charlie's good Time charge something like that, and I go, well,
good nights. Yeah, but this is like a bar that
was out there, and I go, what do you mean
I can go up again? And he goes, yeah, go
up again. I go, you can go up twice in
one day? He goes yeah. I go, holy shit, I
didn't know that. So I I go over there and
I'm doing stand up and this like broke big mouth
mechanic with broken teeth starts fucking hackling me, and dude,
I like this motherfucker up. It's my first heckle kill.
I like this fucker up. And dude, I felt like
Neil from the Matrix when he realizes he's the one
where he goes yeah, yea and then everything reverberates. Yeah,
That's how I felt that moment. I was like, oh
my god, this is what I do. I'm fucking great
at it. And you know, I like, I could just
be a crowd werd comic. But I think that, you know,
outside of like Big Jay or Ian Bag, I just
think it's it's not it's not there's no difficulty in it.
You know. The real shit is is is storytelling. That's
all I like to tell stories. Like I'm gigging with Bryernst.
You know, we gigged last night. He closed out the show.
He tells the best. I mean, he's the best storyteller
I've ever met, dude. You know. So it's like that's
how I like it. So I could do crowd like
I just put out another like unless it's like twenty
five thirty minutes, I don't call it special. I just
call opiate. For the asses. So I put out another
opiate for the asses, and it's in Fort Worth and
it's me just heckel killing. I mean me talking to
these girls who are getting married. Some of them are racist.
I'm like, man, there's nothing hotter than a hot racist chick.
I'll take that right now, dude, because you never see it,
especially white girls.
Speaker 3: I was gonna do an ad, but you went with
the hot racist chicks.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, so that's it. I got the
gig with Bret Brett is like, he's probably the fucking
most talented friend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, I miss those days when all
those guys came on the pods.
Speaker 2: Dude, we were kings that we didn't even realize it. Dude,
we had to.
Speaker 3: I mean we had on our stupid punch drunk Patreon.
Everybody did, everybody, Rogan Chrysler, I mean just everybody.
Speaker 2: What was really funny, Johnny is that, uh, you know,
the Netflix is a joke. Festivals there and everyone's like
all excited, and I was just like when Rogan was
at the Comedy Store. This was what was like every night,
every night for years. Every night was like that too,
sold out.
Speaker 3: The very end of it, Like the last year or
two of it. Yeah, yeah, so sad. There was such
energy in that place, man.
Speaker 2: So that's how we feel like about Austin now, Like
I go there. You know it's Legion skanks. I mean,
like gas Digital is doing specials and doing uh story Wars.
So everyone was really excited about the weekend. But like
it was just energy and you know, listening to all
these people like, oh, dude, fuck it, Austin sucks.
Speaker 6: Bro, I'm like, Austin is the most amazing place.
Speaker 3: Saying that Austin sucks.
Speaker 2: That's dude. All these progressives, the same people, oh who
don't think uh, Spencer Pratt has enough experience to burn
down the city.
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Speaker 2: Did you hear Johnny talk to me about it?
Speaker 3: Well, that we might just do a little this.
Speaker 2: Johnny. That was fire right.
Speaker 3: That's that's normally in every episode. You just don't see
it because it's I put it in after but I
loaded them in. Okay. So we keep hearing and it's
just like before they did the Iran ship.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: We keep hearing more about possibly invading Cuba, which is
just if Trump does that after his campaign promises.
Speaker 2: Like, Johnny, it's ten times worse than this, Like, I'm
not even worried about Cuba, and it sucks what we're
doing to them. Dude, did you just see that the
Israeli army and the American military are are just combining? Yes,
you know, I mean, dude, is this guy Judas is Like,
I like, the heel is so insane, Like it's insane, Johnny.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is from the Express Tribune from two days ago.
US Army quietly moving to integrate American and Israeli military forces,
according to a report, under a sweeping new legislative proposal,
the US Congress is moving to integrate the American and
Israeli military forces to an unprecedented degree, in a move
that is likely to be deeply problematic. According to a
report published on Friday, the plan to combine the two
countries military arsenals is embedded in the House of Representatives'
version of the COMMAS National Defense Authorization Act released this Thursday.
The report was from Responsible state Craft, an online journalistic
platform published by the Washington based Quincy Institute. Yeah, I mean,
I don't love it. It's talking about it, says While
both countries have worked jointly on missile defense, the report
said the new congressional provision would and this is a quote,
greatly expand coordination to seemingly every area of defense technology,
including AI, quantum autonomous systems, directed energy, cyber and biotech,
along with network integration and data fusion whatever that means.
So just open kimono basically with Israel, like, what.
Speaker 2: Are we doing? Dude? What are we doing? Like, I mean,
we're occupied, It's over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I don't know, man. And now they're
I mean they have he's quietly, as quietly as you can.
They say, he's they're pushing more assets down to Cuba
and prep for an invasion of Cuba, turn it into
a state or something like why why did anybody vote
for that? Did anybody vote for that guy saying yeah,
we got to knock Cuba off?
Speaker 6: You know, I mean, dude, he's gone complete heel I mean,
I mean complete.
Speaker 3: Did you see that thing I sent you that? Laura
Lumer tweeted. It's like even the people supporting him now,
his staunches critics have have kind of embraced the heel turn.
This is what Laura Lumor tweeted, because the heel.
Speaker 2: Turn is what Laura Lumer wants, which is greater Israel
and just destroying everything.
Speaker 3: All right, but the idea is that they don't view
themselves as the heels. But look at what she tweeted,
It's time to finish the job. This is This back
and forth is getting boring and it's.
Speaker 2: Dude, to the front line.
Speaker 3: Look at this picture, dude, it's a it's Trump with
like what would you say, like moth man eyes? Yes,
and then the the stealth bombers overhead, and.
Speaker 6: Then like a bombers are scary, dude.
Speaker 3: They are kind of creepy looking. And then I wrapped
maybe in the background. I don't I don't know my jets,
but I.
Speaker 2: Love how we can't. I love how we can't even
win anything. We're like, let's go after more people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like, let's finish the one. It's like the
Braves losing one game and starting another in the middle
of it. It doesn't make any sense. Let's like, let's
finish playing the first game. Oh god, that is.
Speaker 2: Another bad Fird's gonna said. I ran three hundred billion
dollars and that's why I would like to take a
moment to say Johnny was right.
Speaker 6: Johnny was right. Play your Johnny's right song real quick, Johnny,
play it.
Speaker 2: Make it.
Speaker 3: It plays in my head every time every time.
Speaker 2: Okay, just sing it real loud for everybody, Johnny, john.
Speaker 8: He was right again. All of my friends know I'm
right all the time, and they hate it. Johnny was
right again.
Speaker 5: John was right.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you nailed that, dude. You gotta make
that into a song. Dude. We need an AI song,
and we need a happy birthday birthday Jamie Stotts her
birthday again, Happy birthday to the body anyways. Oh yeah,
So Johnny's right. This wars fake, it's not real. I oh,
Johnny in apology, do your victory laugh Johnny Whill, you're.
Speaker 18: I did it.
Speaker 3: I just did a whole song.
Speaker 12: Bro.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do the one where you do
guns shooting in the air and then you power thrust.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's all. That's private, Sam. I don't do
that publicly.
Speaker 2: Johnny's right. This war is fake. It's gay. All of
these aligarchies are in with each other. They're all working together.
Putin's Zilinsky working together. I ran Israel working together. It's
all working together, dude. It's all about just a new
world order, them all coming together, one one group running everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems that way right.
Speaker 2: It's like, why we given I ran three hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we spent night. I saw that tweet. It
was like, we spent ninety billion dollars bombing them and
now they're time on giving them three hundred billion dollars
to rebuild.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's all about it's all about rushing to one trillion
dollar debt.
Speaker 3: Can't wait to get what?
Speaker 15: What is it?
Speaker 3: What's that? What's the company that they let me rebuild
a raq that Dick Cheney was so close with. Uh,
it's right on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 5: Oh what was that?
Speaker 3: That company that got enriched by uh by rebuilding a rack?
Somebody helping me? Halib Yeah, Haliburton. Yeah, it's like, okay,
get ready for them to get in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Whatever the modern equivalent of Halliburton.
Speaker 6: Is, it's probably called Halliburn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume probably still Haliburn.
Speaker 3: It's so gross man. Anyway, we won't linger here again
this week because I just feel like talking about Trump
too much. It pisses some people off and then did
you watch that? I couldn't. It was so disappointing that
I hate those Jubilee things. But I still watch them.
And they put Glenn Greenwald in with twenty magazines.
Speaker 2: I mean, some of these are just awful. They're starting
to have awful matchups. I love that show.
Speaker 6: Some of it is just oh Johnny going back real
quick before you go doctor Mega.
Speaker 2: No no.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Peter Thiels moved to Austin, to Austin to Argentina. Do
you see that he moved Yeah, he moved his entire
family there.
Speaker 3: Why would he do that? That's so weird.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot going on there. Some people think
it's the only part that won't be destroyed in the
in the UH, in the Samson option. It's the only
part of the world that won't be destroyed in the
Samson option.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hear it. This is from Financial Times. Peter Thiel
moves family to Javier Malay's libertarian Argentina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, libertarian. It's so funny. Ziona is say it. He's scumbag.
Speaker 3: It's funny. I hope they don't tank libertarianism with that
kind of shit.
Speaker 2: They don't have to take it sorry tanked to see you.
They're making like the leader. It's literally it's literally conservative progressives.
That's libertarians, not you, but who taking it over. It's
like a gay guy who is told everybody to stay
home during COVID. He's like completely in alterdly captured.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not a big L Libertarian.
Speaker 5: I'm a small L.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, because they've all that's always been true
for the Libertarian Party. Dude, it's always been mismanaged, and
I think it's all done on purpose so that we
don't have a proper third party, because that would be
your one, that would be the one.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, it's also like you're taking all the
crazies and putting them under one party. Good luck hurting
those cats.
Speaker 3: From the Department of the Not so shocking, they announced indictments,
just the first wave of indictments in this Minnesota health
care fraud thing, and it's like something ninety million dollars
in fraud is like the very tip of the iceberg,
is what the government was saying. How interesting is it
that this probably wouldn't be happening if it wasn't for
that surely kid that went down there and just started
knocking on doors and asking them, you know, these fake
daycares about their enrollments. Uh do you does it? I
know you had some questions about the legitimacy of his
whole operation. What do you think of that, the shurly thing,
and whether whether this is real?
Speaker 2: Well surely is for sure? For sure?
Speaker 3: Controlled you believe that?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, dude. You go to Cuba when
the State department's there.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of that, Hassan Piker is in uh is
in trouble with the government for for his Uh have
you have you followed any of this as Piker shit,
why he's in trouble with.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a very interesting thing
because some of my favorite people are going at war
right now with this. So Hassan Piker went to Cuba,
stayed in a really expensive hotel, did all the ship
because he spent money there, which is against the law.
He's now in trouble and he emits he's in trouble. Yeah,
he emits, he's in trouble. The crazy thing is that
Nick Nick Shirley was there too, doing everything and he's
not in trouble again. It's like these people, you know,
when they're Feds. When they do, they break the law
and they don't get in trouble like Nick Flint has
on January sixth, and Nick's whole fucking explanation doesn't make
any sense, you know. So anyways, so there's a war
on the internet between Piker and Osmon Gold. They go
at each other. I like Osmon Gold, our team Osmon Gold.
But Piker's good friend is Stavos really both Greek?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: I see?
Speaker 2: And then Stavos came on Piker's thing and went after Oh, Johnny,
I had another story. I have to tell you that's
you're gonna fucking laugh. Stavos goes on Piker's show and
starts attacking Osmon Gold, and been Gold attacks fucking Stavos.
So there's this war going on on the internet, and
it was just so funny. Two guys who just talk
about who who can't get pussy and so like sounds
like why is this guy even talking he can't get
any pussy and osmen Golds like, you can get pussy,
you're fat ass, And it's just like fun going just
watch him go at it. I won't go after Osmond Gold.
I mean, even though Stavos has a huge following and
is super funny from the Cometown guys.
Speaker 3: Is this the video I think I may have? Is
this it right here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see, he's fucking disgusting.
He's like, he was like, how did this happen?
Speaker 17: He looked like shit?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, But there's one where Osmond Gold is where
if you look up Osmond Gold on either Twitter you
can find Osmen Gold watching that video right right.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: See yeah, the Osmond Gold guy. I mean, you know,
they're both very quick and funny, so it's this is
a great entertainment.
Speaker 9: People listen to that guy.
Speaker 2: He's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Shut up, what do you talk about?
Speaker 2: Fatty? Call me?
Speaker 1: I'm disgusting.
Speaker 19: I guarantee you if me and Stavros and Hassan had
to walk three miles at the end of those Stavos
now by the way, three miles, I would smell the
best set of all three of them.
Speaker 2: I would. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think what happens whenever you're fat is that you
think this is the way it is.
Speaker 2: He like, he was like, how did this happen?
Speaker 4: He looks like shit?
Speaker 20: Right?
Speaker 18: He probably gets no fucking pussy asthma and Gold whatever
the fuck his name is.
Speaker 2: He's got clout this.
Speaker 19: It's really crazy to me, By the way, I think
that these guys are really kind of self reporting. So
much of men that are leftists are just using it
as a mating technique. They don't actually believe any of this.
Ship They don't even think any of this. They know
it's bullshit. They just say it because it's a good
way to get women to like them.
Speaker 1: That's it. So Yeah, I mean I don't really like
I don't have a girlfriend right now. No, I don't
like that. Yeah, maybe in the future I will.
Speaker 2: Maybe not. I don't.
Speaker 1: This is not the this is not my whole life.
They're sims. Yeah, why is he weighing in? Why am
I weighing in?
Speaker 2: Some fucking idiot?
Speaker 17: That what's us?
Speaker 2: Because elons? Fuck? But what did he seem?
Speaker 17: How do you get famous?
Speaker 21: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god ward guy? Yeah, people listening to that guy
can't take a fucking shower. Yeah, I don't need to
because I'm not fat.
Speaker 5: I don't smell bad.
Speaker 1: Fat people smell back that.
Speaker 22: You just if you, if you put light into the
world in positivity, you'll get sucked off.
Speaker 19: This it's all about having sex with women. They're entire
worldview and everything is built around the sexual approval of women.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 19: It's kind of sad really, And also like, by the way,
I don't really like talking about a lot of like
relationships or girls I talk to or don't talk to
or anything. Really, I don't like getting involved in this goal.
I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to
indicate that women like me.
Speaker 3: It's just silly.
Speaker 2: It is silly. It is silly. By the way, Kim
p seventeen, she came to my live show. She came
to one of my my Austin show, taller than I
thought she was. You try to guess how tall people are.
She's tall. She's just hot in a chick Amazon chicks
are hot. So anyways, it's very weird to me because
I'm a huge Cometown fan, Like I love Cometown. Yeah,
Like Nick Mullin is probably the outside of Tim Dillon
is probably the funniest podcaster of all time.
Speaker 6: You know, you have people like the Cigoros are in
their theo Vonn's in there. But in terms of just
like delivery of of just punchlines in real time, like
nobody's better than Nick Mullen, Like he's so fucking fast, right,
But it is weird that the Cometown guys seem to
be progressive when you watch like what their content was,
it's such savagery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's something you say you would do an.
Speaker 2: N word jokes. They were doing all this fucking shit.
Speaker 3: And now it's like younger than both of the like
significantly younger than both of them, And I think that's something.
Speaker 6: You see more might be around your age, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Think they're a little younger than me even. Yeah, I
don't know, I you especially in the Northeast, I feel
like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nick Collins thirty seven, Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's n Yeah, that's funny. I just yeah, I
guess it is weird. I don't know. It's just weird
to me. And it's like some people genuinely believe that shit.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like, no, I'm not saying I'm not
saying that they can't be like I'm cool, trans cool,
gays and cool.
Speaker 3: No, I don't mean that either. I'm talking about just
the politics.
Speaker 19: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know, there's this is part of this thing with
like Piker and people are saying that he's part of
a CCP influenced campaign possibly related to you know, worldwide communism.
That that's there's this bigger narrative going on and you're
seeing it kind of play out on social media. It
extends to like Kevin O'Leary now being on the other
side of it, where he's saying that the CCP is
targeting his data centers trying to stop AI.
Speaker 2: In old tropes, right, you can bring up, dude, the communists,
you know, the blah blah blah, the the guitar, you know,
and it's just like, and now you're starting to come out, dude,
that these AI data centers aren't about storing data. They're
actually about the the the surveillance system. This is where
they're gonna sepel the area.
Speaker 3: That makes total sense. Yeah, because AI needs massive Yeah,
that makes totally because we already know they did it once,
the government did with that huge data center that pulls
in everything that I can't remember what it's called, but
you know, the one that like literally pulls in every
piece of data on the Internet, but you know, in
phone conversations and stuff. So this was him, This was
Kevin O'Leary, who's doing all these data centers worldwide now
especially in Utah though, uh, but talking trying to pin
the dissent, like any discent against him on Chinese Communist
Party backing, which is interesting and I'll show you why
right after this.
Speaker 23: I have another mission that has emerged from this that
I did not see coming into what happened.
Speaker 2: Stop the dramatic. Yeah, he's delivering. This could be the
funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: And I've seen such a queen.
Speaker 2: I had to chick shit on my face. That's how funny.
I've seen funny stuff. And this sorry from the beginning,
because it's just literally he is so it's like he's
about to say that, you know, Washington, c has been nuked,
Like it's that kind of drama to him, Like this
is the worst. This is like Santa Claus has cancer,
Like it's like the worst.
Speaker 3: John Lennon has been shot dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. J FK is dead. This is
the energy has delivering this. Here we go.
Speaker 23: I have another mission that has emerged from this that
I did not see coming. Oh my god, And maybe
we want to segue into followers on various social media platforms.
I got a call from one of our IT guides
and he said, there's something wrong here. There's a massive
influx in DMS going on on two specific platforms x
formerly Twitter and Instagram. Not a small increase, tens of
thousands of percent increase. I said, well, is it a mistake?
Is there a technical glitch on these platforms? We said unlikely,
there are two different complete platforms. So he had a
first look and he said, wow, there's a lot of
similar IP addresses here, and so we did an initial
scan and we realized later a second there's boths operating here.
There are nefarious accounts out of the country dumping stuff
that's completely false about Utah.
Speaker 17: So we didn't rate.
Speaker 23: The next morning, we hired and started working with a
very advanced data science team, and what we learned was
to me shocking.
Speaker 2: Justnny I find out who assassinated dropped up.
Speaker 24: By the.
Speaker 17: Cycle.
Speaker 23: The content itself was coming from two batches too. Like
the actual pixels. The images were from the Party for
Socialism and Liberation and the People's Dispatch. I never heard
of them before. You do a search on there, you'll
find them under investigation by multiple branches of Congress. Most
of the within the IP addresses in Utah were coming
from two IP addresses, Alliance for a Better Utah and
one called Elevators.
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk's assassination.
Speaker 23: We found BIAS Utah was actually a tax filer and
we went to the I R S for nine nineties,
which a public.
Speaker 3: Im anyway, So he goes on like this and tries
dependent on the Chinese Communist Party saying they're all there's
like this astroturfing campaign against him. Now one of the
one of the groups he identifies has come out and
this is this. Check this. This is so funny, dude,
that one of the groups he's trying to say is
backed or is Chinese? Check this out. Look, by the way,
look at him with his flip flops on.
Speaker 15: Strategy's also a cell operating inside of Utah. Gabby Finlish, Sit, Gabby,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2: And who's paying you? Well?
Speaker 9: Hi, Hello, it's me Gabby's Lacy's the part of the
Strata's Data center journey where Kevin O'Leary goes on National
Fox News. Do you accuse us of being u sells
for the Chinese Communist Party?
Speaker 23: Yeah, because at the end of the day.
Speaker 15: Who would want us to stop building our electrical grid,
which adversary would want that there's only one.
Speaker 17: It's China. So what I think is happening?
Speaker 15: And I got my guys to go a deep dig
into the addressed Yeah, here's what we found out.
Speaker 17: This is fascinating.
Speaker 15: We found two cells inside of Utah Elevates Strategies. Gabby
Finlish said, Gabby, what are you doing and who's paying you?
So what I'm doing right now is, after getting this data,
I'm calling out Gabby operating in Utah.
Speaker 9: So hi, Kevin, we are Elevate Strategies.
Speaker 2: This is Utah.
Speaker 9: You might not know it because you're from Canada, is
where we live. Before were going to do anything too serious.
This is the very scary, very intimidating man that is
thrivning us.
Speaker 2: We are not taking the cat.
Speaker 9: I was wearing flip flops and a suit on national television.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not every day you get called out
by first and last name on Fox News by a
Canadian billionaire trying to ruin my state.
Speaker 9: But here we are, Kevin. Are you okay? But after
sitting with this for a moment, we decided to take
it as a compliment because, first of all, how are
these men scared of us. Have have you met us?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 9: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: They're totally right, and it's just the gas lighting going
on that who would want these? Hey, I'm data centers?
Oh communists, Chinese people, that's it, and you go, okay,
let's let's just play this game, right. We all know
what these data centers are really for surveillance. Why would
the Chinese give a ship when they have surveillance too?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Why would tell you?
Speaker 3: The argument? This idea and Ai that if you're a
day late to general like artificial like we're the singularity. Basically,
if you're a day late to that, you might as
well be infinitely late because it's the growth is exponential
from there. So there's a real belief amongst some in
government and in the private sector that we can't be
even a second behind China on this because their lead
will then be eternal in this and and and Ai.
Uh Now, I don't know if that's true, but that's
what I've heard, is why before nukes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean exact same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm with you. And it sounds like fear mongering,
it does, but that's their reasoning.
Speaker 2: That's always their reason. If we fab behind, like going space,
if we fall behind, if we thall behind AI, if
we fall behind.
Speaker 3: No, you're totally right, And it's happening with space now.
That's what Trump is doing with trying to get us
back to the moon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's all bullshit. It's money laundering. It's
money laundering.
Speaker 3: Why would they need to launder money that if they
can print it. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: Well, you're right, I mean, I'm talking about space and nukes,
but what is really this is all about installing surveillance
around the entire world, entire country.
Speaker 3: Right, I totally agree, And they're.
Speaker 2: Trying to put it in as a race against China.
Like anything that the elite do ever benefit us?
Speaker 3: Never literally never No. No, I mean I guess I
guess we benefit from like the infrastructure, you know, like
the highway system and stuff that they used to transport
goods that wouldn't exist if they didn't need to transport goods.
I guess we benefit from that. But other than that,
I mean not much, right, possibly mean internet maybe.
Speaker 6: Listen, we're gonna have the best in AI and your
privacy is gone.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, and and you'll have some people
who won't mind at all, like just will say, hey,
what do I got to hide? You know, there's always
those people. Yeah, and it's it's the most disappointing.
Speaker 2: This guy's the biggest piece of ship. He's in the
occultist he was, Yeah, and he's good friends of Courney
uh Love.
Speaker 6: He's all been right there with her and all that
shady ship.
Speaker 3: She's into Courtney Love, Courtney Love the singer. Yeah, Kevin
O'Leary hangs out with Courtney Love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're friend You can look look like google it,
you can find Wow, look at hearing?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 3: You don't think so?
Speaker 2: No, they're all occultists, they're all controlled elites.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a couple of pictures of them out there together.
That is such funny. I mean, a Canadian billionaire and
then like a schizophrenic ex rocker who killed her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, schizophrenic mk ultra sex kitten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's huh funny, funny, how that was?
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Speaker 6: Why Johnny, you gotta go peepee poo poo.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm choppy. It's stremeyard.
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Speaker 2: I I haven't put that up yet.
Speaker 3: It's at the comedy store.
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Speaker 3: So we had Alex Stein on Timfoil. Uh what last
week right? And he says he had a big story
that was getting ready to drop and it has dropped
now and I'm just gonna play this video. Alex did
a great job. It's really good. It's entertaining, and this
is I really want to hear what you think about
this because this is kind of shocking to me. I'm
wondering how much you think it's true and how much
of it is this bald Alex Luthor looking fuck lying
to impress a date. Anyway, check us out. So, if
I should say, if you're listening, this is Sean Hudson
on the other end. It's out on the phone here
on camera, and Sean Hudson is the director of community
relations for the Washington Nationals. Now, they've already done one
of James O'Keeffe's group, whatever he calls it now, a
keif media group did one of these kind of sneaky
date camera things where they got this guy admitting a
bunch of shit, and Alex Stein is now calling him
to kind of do the reveal and they'll play some
of the clips from the date to kind of get
you up to speed. But this is really funny.
Speaker 4: This is Alex Stein. How are you doing, my friend?
Speaker 3: I love Alex's sirious voice. By the way, it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Sirius Alex Stein. It's so good, dude.
Speaker 4: Well, you know the Nationals are doing okay this year.
But I had a question. Do you know when Trevor
Williams is going to be back on the field.
Speaker 5: Great question. He is rehabbing right now. I'm sorry, bullpen sessions,
which is really exciting.
Speaker 25: Do you think it'd be realistic when he's back and
he's playing. Would you be willing to share him on
the social media in the future, because we know that
there's a team directive right now where you said that
he's not allowed to be shared because he's a Christian?
Speaker 5: Is that correct?
Speaker 4: You said that you can't share him because he was
against a transgender nun group for the Dodgers or something.
Speaker 5: That sounds like something I would say.
Speaker 26: That's he and all like a social media like if
is wrong, it's my religion.
Speaker 2: You all are mocking it.
Speaker 26: So we don't use him because we don't use him
on social.
Speaker 5: No, I don't the players each you're kind of up
to their own discretion.
Speaker 4: On the share it on Oh, so the players choose
to be shared on social you don't choose that.
Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of like some guys are more engaging
in the other ones.
Speaker 27: If you like, go to our social media page and
you see like play at the ballpark and they ask like.
Speaker 5: That was hot or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see those videos.
Speaker 5: Some guys. Some guys just are like, hey, not not
from game rouge stuff.
Speaker 26: Like that, when they're like, it's a hot sandwich, and
like the players come up you know what I mean, Like,
we don't ask him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 25: And then also she overheard you say something about how
every single fan that goes to the ballpark you collect
their Google data and their Google search issues.
Speaker 3: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: No, that's not possible for us.
Speaker 26: If you ever come to a Nats game, there is
someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out
everything about you. If so, they were tracking it. If
you're accepting cookies, we're getting your requifer of your Google history.
Speaker 25: But another alarming thing though, is it true that you're
trying to push communism on the fans at the games?
Because I thought that was pretty alarming once you told
me that that you're a communist?
Speaker 4: No apologies, yes, Alex Stein, Sure, Alex, No, that's.
Speaker 5: That's not at all.
Speaker 26: There is a join the Communist Party poster up in
my kitchen. I would love to find ways to every
home run is one hundred dollars donation. That's communism, you
know what I mean, it's redistributing someone's Well, what a
cool opportunity for a top.
Speaker 3: So what's more shocking what they're saying, what he's saying,
or the fact that he's not a gay guy by
the way, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, dude, this guy is trying to pick up a chick.
Speaker 3: Yeah he is, dude, He's got an earring in his
left ear. He's totally bald, just like a little baby.
And he's a communist and he's not gay. That's shocking
to me.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe this guy's in trying to pick up man.
Ass me too. Man.
Speaker 3: That's the most shocking part about all of it.
Speaker 2: If you were a chick on this date would be like,
hold on, are you gay? Like? Is this going anywhere?
I appreciate the free meal, but am I wasting my time?
Am I gonna have to peg you at some point?
And ladies get in the comment section. If you think
there's a chance you might have to peg a guy,
is that turn on or turn off?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you think they're girls that I didn't. I've never
even thought about that. That's like their thing's.
Speaker 2: Love pegging men really, and they don't know how to
do it. You ever watch a woman try to act
like she's a the guy in doggie style? It's always broken.
Speaker 3: I can't say I've seen that.
Speaker 2: No, you've never seen a girl like try to act
like she's doing dogs. Yeah, it's just super violent and
like broken robot energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, so this here's this it's almost over here.
Speaker 26: He a little bit of like the voice of reason.
If you're a sports fan and we piss you off,
where else are you gonna go? Either way, I'll give
a ship.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 25: And then also there was something weird about how Pete
heg Seth and some of the players would like to
meet Pete Headset head Sets, but then you tell them
that he's already left a stadium, And I thought that
was pretty bad.
Speaker 4: If a player wants to meet this is.
Speaker 2: Where you love everybody, because.
Speaker 12: That you would, you know, help facilitate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was there and a.
Speaker 26: Few players texted me and they were like, he's gonna
be here after the game.
Speaker 28: I want to say hi, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh no no. He laughed, like, gone, no, sorry.
Speaker 25: You know one thing, do you think if you do
lose your job working for the Nationals, do you think
the Boston Red Sox would be willing to hire you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Sean like world.
Speaker 26: Compass is really challenge and I like him, like, damn,
it would be nice to just go work for the
fucking Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 5: You have a great day.
Speaker 2: Well, you did say you'd rather work for the Red Sox.
Speaker 4: Remember that.
Speaker 12: We got them bus did?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, dude, that guy sucks. That guy sucks.
Oh now this guy's for making a response.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Nationals have responded here so uh this is
uh who is this? This is the President of Baseball Operations,
Jason Cinaraja.
Speaker 2: Okay, another HB one visa.
Speaker 28: It's important for us to address with our fans head
on and be open and transparent about what happened. You know,
first off, I want to say on equivocally, we're not
anti Catholic. I myself am Catholic. We do not track
people's Google search history. We do not hide players from.
Speaker 3: Social media, even just because lying.
Speaker 28: You know, we featured several players, including Trevor Williams, actually
on Instagram as part of their visit to the Museum
of the Bible. All that being said, we're horrified by
the comments that were made on the video. The comments
don't reflect us as an organization, our values and who
we are.
Speaker 1: We took action right away.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 28: And the individual is no longer employed by the team.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, he got fired, dude, Oh shit enjoying the
Red Sox.
Speaker 3: Once he got fired.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: Of course he got fired. I got on networking, be
working for the Savannah Bananas or something.
Speaker 6: Soon they're killing it though, Yeah, they are.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, probably he's probably not not qualified for that
job anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, where do you who do you hire?
Speaker 3: No, he'll probably end up working for the Chinese Communist
Party trying to sabotage Kevin O'Leary's data centers or something.
Uh yeah, no, I'm curious what you think though, because
now they're saying that none of that shit's true. Do
you think he's just trying to because I sometimes you
got to one They're like, how much of this is
a guy trying to impress a girl on a date.
You know, do you think that's just like them tracking
all your shit when you go to a game? Can
that be crazy? Bro's? And then the part that was
the most infuriating was at the end, He's like, so
what if you don't like it? Where else are you
gonna go? That's the attitude of all major sports in
this country. Where else are you gonna go?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the same thing with Adam Silver and
it's flopping. Like everyone hates flopping. They're like, flopping sucks, dude.
He's like, we don't really have a flopping problem. No
one really cares. You're like everyone's talking about it, like
you like SGA who I think, Like before the whole
flopping thing was one of my favorite players is now
Darth Vader. Everybody hates him and I hate and they
always go, oh, man, uh, you know Michael Jordan used
to flop. Fine, Michael Jordan flopped. Not the entire Bulls team,
not everybody on the Bulls team was not like fucking
the eighth guy comes in and starts fucking flopping. The
whole team is flopping, and it's like it's real simple.
Everyone only call fowls when it's obvious it's a foul
not jumping into them. And listen, it's gonna be really
interesting who wins this game tonight? Really interesting because everybody
in the world wants to see Wemby in Madison Square Garden.
Everybody wants see him in there. Nobody wants to see
the thunder win outside of Okay see, and I love
Oklahoma City. It's a great time to stand up in
wonderful people.
Speaker 7: Uh but.
Speaker 2: I mean, nobody wants to watch a flop best and
New York has no chance gets okay see none.
Speaker 6: They got boat raced every time they played.
Speaker 2: The Knicks beat the Spurs, I think every time they
met each other, and like blue mout of the water.
So it a really great fucking thing. Yeah, this guy
said sports is a racket. I can't believe that these
teams are allowed. Like everyone's mad at the players when
they rig shit. No one gets mad when the league rigshit,
Like how is that allowed?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, it's ridiculous. But it's that thing that he said.
It's like, where else are you gonna go? You know
what I mean, what are you gonna do? Watch the
usfl or whatever?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean dude, no, I think see this is
sports problem. They think we need them, we like them.
It's the same thing the News did. Where you're gonna
go for your news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where you're gonna go.
Speaker 2: That's what Hollywood said, where you're gonna go for your entertainment,
and both of them are dead. Sports better gets head
out of its ass and understand we want to watch
a meritocracy. We don't want to watch fucking you fixing him.
You know, it's like when David Sterton got a big
problem if they go, if you could have any NBA finals,
what would it be? And he said I'd like it
to be the Los Angeles Lakers versus the Los Angeles Lakers.
Speaker 1: Did he say that?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He got in deep trouble for that.
Speaker 3: He was so funny. Dude, you know who else is
in deep trouble?
Speaker 2: Okay, because you're about to do a read.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna no, not in that read. It's this
cop that tried to I don't want to spoil it.
If people.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, David Stern made up Epstein
for orgies. What a crazy orgy that would be where
you're just slamming hammy. You look over and there's David
Stern stacking chicks sweating.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the the.
Speaker 2: Oh Jordan cheated? He was gambling on sports.
Speaker 3: It's the most Jewish sounding.
Speaker 2: Jordan. I can't even do good.
Speaker 3: Uh So this, I'm sure you've seen this. This is
one of my favorite viral things ever. Possibly.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: This woman gets pulled over and I'm just gonna I
think if I just play it from here, it'll make sense.
She's in Florida and she's pulled over.
Speaker 2: My ball omere oh my balls like good money said
with the bumps, going to share his office the way.
Speaker 12: You're being pulled over in the city of Lake War today.
Speaker 27: We're doing an operation for distracted driver and you drove
past me holding the phone with you right hand money
play in that phone.
Speaker 3: I mean, so you want to if you're listening at home.
The woman holds up a stump. She has no right hand,
she doesn't have anything below the elbow. Her arm is missing.
Half of her arm is missing.
Speaker 2: This is a day I don't.
Speaker 12: Want to call a day you had a hand money
hand Well, I thought I told you.
Speaker 2: I thought I saw it right.
Speaker 3: It's over, dude, Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 2: You said, I.
Speaker 5: Sorry, with the right hand, perhaps not right. You didn't.
Speaker 12: I know what I said. I know what I said.
I'm asking you not did you did you know?
Speaker 4: You did not have?
Speaker 12: Funny to God?
Speaker 2: You have hand to God?
Speaker 3: You have if you're listening at home when he when
he says hand to God, she holds up her right stump,
and then he says your hand, and then so she
has to hold up her left hand, which she actually has.
It's so funny, cool, you have your.
Speaker 2: You like what a piece of ship?
Speaker 12: Dude, levern liar.
Speaker 2: I love cops. My cousin's a cop. I feel for him,
but dude, you were wrong. Wrap it up, kay, And
you're making her with one arm get out her ship? Yeah, dude,
this is just ego right here.
Speaker 3: He got embarrassed and now he's trying to get her.
Speaker 2: Now he's gonna make her pay because she suits. She
sounds like an idiot, and I would sue the funk
out of them.
Speaker 5: I think this is.
Speaker 10: Character all depended.
Speaker 3: He's coming back to the car now.
Speaker 27: All right, man, So you're going to recitation for widest
communications device handheld while driving.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 12: We got Donalds will berate a motivat.
Speaker 18: And you put on there that you saw me with
my right hand.
Speaker 12: Holding it up with that if you want to take
it back, that's.
Speaker 9: What you said when you pulled me up. Yes, that
you saw me holding my device right.
Speaker 12: I'm not disagreeing with you.
Speaker 27: Yes, that's what I said. Yes, if you want to
take it a court, and that's what you saw, that's
what I said. That's what you said you saw. Okay, Okay,
I'm gonna take it a court. Option five in the
back of the ticket. That's how you take that ticket
of court. You'll have any questions for me, thank you,
sue the ship.
Speaker 2: Out of them.
Speaker 3: Well, I will say, okay. So this kind of went
viral and then it seems like he dropped the ticket
because he knew that he's gonna know.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, that I agree that you should dropped
it there. I mean, like I'm wrong. I look like
a real dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Take the l And it's funny ny when I came.
Speaker 2: On here and said Johnny was right about the fake
Israel war. I could have kept going harder, but I
kept going. You showed me your war nub and I'm like,
Johnny's right, dude.
Speaker 3: There are people that like boot liquors in the comments,
like it was showing examples of how people with stubs
can still hold phones.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, so dumb.
Speaker 3: What the cops don't need your help. They're fine, they're good.
They already get the benefit of the doubt in court.
You know, they get treated like special people in court.
I don't need your help in the YouTube comments.
Speaker 2: It's just so dumb, dude. And it's like I think
most people, I mean, like Johnny, a lot of Libertarians
don't want cops. I think that's foolish. I think the
notion of having no cops is like San Francisco, Okay,
we want cops, we need order. There's a lot broken people,
there's a lot hurt people, and hurt people, hurt people. Okay,
it's just the way it is. But man, this is
when you're like, okay, did we need to rein it in?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 2: You took the al Just take the fucking out. I
wish we knew that the cops name so we can talk.
Speaker 3: About you know, how we do know his name. I
can say it if you want to in your Sanchez
what was his name? No cop Florida, what was the
guy's name? Because he's gone viral everywhere. It's Palm Beach County,
and that's giving me pop.
Speaker 5: But we do not.
Speaker 3: If you want to, it's easy to find them, if
you want to find the guy's name.
Speaker 7: What the hell is this?
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed about what.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed for this guy.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yeah, I'm not embarrassed for him. He's just
a dickhead.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed that he's so egotistical he can't admit what
he's wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's just I'm not embarrassed for him.
I'm just angry about him. So the woman is called
Kathleen Thomas, and then.
Speaker 5: Where is it?
Speaker 3: I know, I saw the guys.
Speaker 2: Now, do you know how handicap people like when they
have a handicap, whether there are other senses or something
gets better? Do you think she gives even better hand
jobs with her right left hand, like she just got
such skill because she lost her other hand. That her
right hand hand job, her left hand hand jobs are
just fire.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I heard she was in the stumping guys.
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet you she gets that stuff in there, Dude,
she gets She's literally the only one who can go
shoulder deep.
Speaker 3: Oh, I bet she could make some good money on
only Fancy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Hi, I'm the lady who got a
ticket for holding a phone in my right hand when
they don't have a hand.
Speaker 6: I do have a knub and I'm gonna shove it
up this chick's But.
Speaker 3: It's terrible, dude, So this I thought this was fake
it first, but this is so.
Speaker 2: They are starting so bad, Johnny.
Speaker 6: Can you smell it through the computer?
Speaker 3: No, thank god, I am.
Speaker 2: I am in a gas chamber right now.
Speaker 3: You just gassed yoursel phone.
Speaker 2: I just gassed myself.
Speaker 3: So this is real.
Speaker 29: This is uh.
Speaker 3: They're investigating in New York, there's an incident at McDonald
Avenue and Avenue S in Brooklyn. It appears ten unknown
individuals opened up a manhole in Brooklyn and went into
the man hole. It appears they stayed down there for
about two hours. Uh, and then they had a car
pull up and play cover. So let's play this video now.
It looked kind of fake to me, but this has
been picked up by real news, so apparently there is
an investigation going on into this. There's some weird shit
going on. The sewers in New York.
Speaker 2: Oh are these are? Are these tiny hats?
Speaker 3: It's hard to tell. I'm not sure it could be
the because you see that kind of that one guy there,
especially in the the sleeves.
Speaker 2: So these a cop. It's oh, so these are just
regular people.
Speaker 3: And this first description says ten guys drop to their
underwear and dive into a manhole like it's a portal
to treasure. But you can see him here. There's like
a car there kind of blocking in. Then they're shining lights. Okay, yeah,
I'll keep playing it if you gotta go piss. It's
so strange. You can see they all kind of help.
Now there's a much brighter light off of that car
and they're going in the sewer. It's like the plot
of Ninja Turtles or something. This is crazy.
Speaker 4: So uh.
Speaker 3: Now this is a picture of that manhole.
Speaker 2: This this morning around two as this is viral.
Speaker 3: News, NYC reporting from the spot, there was.
Speaker 30: An incident that occurred right here on King's Highway and
Avenue S. Apparently some guys went through this manhole right
here and started going in there. They started taking off
their clothing trying to figure out what was going on there.
I know there's some bars that are literally right here,
some Mexican bars where they get really drunk. So possibly
these guys were really drunk and they thought they can
find some gold underneath this manhole. I'm not really too
sure what they thought they were trying to do what,
But there is an ongoing investigation. Apparently there's some rumors
going around that there was a body down there, which
is not true. I did speak with neighbors in the
area and they're a little shocked about what's going on.
Speaker 2: So apparently there's some.
Speaker 30: Kind of like trend going on when people are going
into manholes looking for shit. So again, we're here on
Avenue S and McDonald Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, and
and uh, yeah, I have a great day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so bizarre. And now the New York Post is
reporting on it says group of seven creeps emerged from
NYC sewer manhole and bizarre scene. Uh. The NYPD is
launching up a probe into this. Says a crew of
odd balls were filmed emerging from a Brooklyn's well. This
says emerging is this a different one?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: This is huh. The video shows one person appearing to
lift a manhole cover from now this is the same place.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Things quickly took a bizarre turn when somebody emerged from
the sewer with a flashlight in hand, and then another,
and then another, and then another, until seven people were
milling in the roadway. Yeah, okay, this is more security
footage from a different angle as we wait for Sam
to return here. Uh check this out. Well, this must
be the one where the people are coming out. Yeah,
and now so now this is just people coming out. Yeah,
so this weird shit going on and the sewers in
New York people are just going out there down there
and hanging out, and they've got like appropriate clothes on it.
They're in like waiters and stuff, you know, like waterproof
from the waist down. Huh. Yeah, maybe it's just they're
like splunking. They're going and looking for shit. I could
see like some hipsters doing this. Oh okay, I get
so the underwear thing is they're changing clothes after they
probably got all gross and shit. What is happening. This
is so strange. That's so strange, dude, if you're listening,
it's just these guys are all like changing their clothes
and stuff after they're emerging from a sewer and kind
of talking about whatever happened. I don't know. I did
hear that there's like an urban legend of being treasurer
and buried in the sewers in NYC. So it could
be that they're looking for that. I don't know. That's so,
that's so strange. Okay, I'll save that for when Sam
is back. Okay. So there was a funny, funny video
played on Fox News of and it just gives you
kind of an idea when I say, we have a
lot of dumb people in la and that's why I'm
not confident in Spencer Pratt's odds. This video gives you
a little insight into what I'm saying. Now. It's Fox News,
so they mostly interviewed people who kind of favor Pratt,
but you get a little taste of the level of
idiocy we're dealing with on the street in La.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 3: I might have said it, why I see La here?
Check us out?
Speaker 2: What makes you angry about La life?
Speaker 18: Homeless on every corner in La is in a city,
it's a public toilet.
Speaker 5: At this point, I don't want.
Speaker 18: To walk to my car and go oops, I stepped
in human feces.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm not angry about la. There's traffic, but it's
been like that forever.
Speaker 18: There's homelessness, but it's.
Speaker 12: Been like that forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, poverty period.
Speaker 18: Who what is mayor Bass doing to solve these problems?
Speaker 2: Not heard?
Speaker 18: None, no change, nothing, It's just I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I wonder sometimes, who were you voting for Bass? Right?
Speaker 18: Nothing that Bass is done, but you're going to vote
for her.
Speaker 12: I'm not even voting.
Speaker 18: Does it matter?
Speaker 2: It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 18: Spence, Pat Spencer, Prattice. We're gonna have a daddy summer.
I'll tell you that he actually tells us the truth.
Speaker 12: He tells you the real heart tred of what's going on.
Karen Bass.
Speaker 18: What is Karen Vass's greatest accomplishment.
Speaker 12: Removing the homeless?
Speaker 18: Yeah, she did a great job with that.
Speaker 12: I do a love film, do you agree?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 18: Absolutely not.
Speaker 29: It's been a year and a half since the Palisades
fire and practically nothing has been rebuilt. If this was
a year and a half ago, I would be in
someone's house right now.
Speaker 18: Did turn Bass do a good job handling the Palisade fires?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. She wasn't even here.
Speaker 18: She could have done about a job of throwing up
ball from here to China.
Speaker 29: She didn't do a great job, so just so we're accounting,
can't name an accomplishment of Karen Bass.
Speaker 18: Didn't do a good job in the fires.
Speaker 12: But she's still your girl, She's still my girl.
Speaker 18: Nitthia Rahman never heard of her.
Speaker 29: She says she has the solution to stopping wildfires, stopping
backyard barbecues.
Speaker 18: I'm African American, I'm hole black.
Speaker 2: We got barbecue regardless what oh black?
Speaker 1: Now, you can't do it?
Speaker 21: Pratt?
Speaker 18: Want you at having to step on human poop? Is
that how low the ball is.
Speaker 31: Here in La I have thrown away three pairs of
shoes for stepping actual human feet.
Speaker 1: Season you do have to.
Speaker 32: Watch just step these people that want to vote for
Karen Bass or Ramen Noodles.
Speaker 18: You want to step in poop? That's all of us,
he says, No, Is he right?
Speaker 17: He's right?
Speaker 31: I look at Senser Pratt, I see myself. I see
somebody who has directly been affected by the the leader.
Speaker 12: You can't sell everything over She's been mayor for four years. Okay,
appreciate you got me on that one.
Speaker 29: Karen Bass said, by twenty twenty six, there will be
zero homelessness.
Speaker 18: Does this look like zero homelessness? How's the homeless situation here?
Speaker 31: Fat The other day I saw a naked man everywhere.
I mean, go down the shoe right here you'll see
a crack head running.
Speaker 2: It's now a running.
Speaker 18: I'm just get a homeless prison like Bass Homeless Card
twenty six. That'd be zero homelessness in La.
Speaker 27: Cam Ba's lighter assholes Man Simmer thirty first, twenty six.
Speaker 32: When you think about it, there is great significance to
the passage of time.
Speaker 2: Here in La.
Speaker 29: If you need to throw something away, look no further
than to the ground. Migrant here in California just got
a free government funded boob shop.
Speaker 18: Has the government ever given you anything for free?
Speaker 4: Trauma?
Speaker 2: We aint?
Speaker 18: Do I have to be homeless and im anything? I
might approve of that one because I want.
Speaker 17: To look at some hot people doesn't mean we have
to like you.
Speaker 18: By the way, before I let you go. Should Gavin
news some run for president?
Speaker 12: Hell a triple?
Speaker 13: Hellno?
Speaker 2: You think I'm all at bombed? Listen and he losing
his memory?
Speaker 18: He's Oh, Gavin's about forty somethings old. So I got
him confused with that other food that was running for president.
Speaker 2: Joe Biden.
Speaker 18: Joe Biden, ringo, what do you want to tell Jesse Waters?
Su're on his show on Fox. Oh boy, do you
know why I am hes? Johnny?
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, Yeah, that was great. I was just saying, yeah,
that's what we're doing. Dude. That woman didn't she said
she called Joe Biden, that guy who ran for president.
Speaker 6: He was why do people all look alike, Johnny? We
all look alike?
Speaker 3: They would be you know their name at least. I mean,
that's so that, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm against eugenics. I'm against you, Johnny. Let me show
you something real.
Speaker 19: But but.
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Speaker 2: I love it, dude, Johnny, how are you see this?
Listen to this? Listen to this. Tell me if you're
pro or anti eugenics after.
Speaker 3: This, hold on, hold on, I gotta put it.
Speaker 2: It's for diamond grill.
Speaker 11: It's big little morning, y'all know, y'all be just hate
and talk.
Speaker 9: I have you know what I got some of I got.
Speaker 11: Some diamonds on the way, so hating guitar one of
you can release because doing it anyways, I know we
love times, We love you.
Speaker 3: You asked for zero ing wait play it again. I
didn't get the beginning because it wasn't up go again.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Johnny, you want to watch you
want to go through pain again? Here with Inger part
more back by Papa Man. You asked for her she's
here heavily game to get mulded for a diamond grill.
Speaker 11: It's big kids out that the little morning y'all know,
y'all been just hating talking. I well, you know what,
I got some I got some diamonds on the way,
So hating good time money.
Speaker 2: Anyways.
Speaker 11: I know we love signs.
Speaker 2: We love you know you asked for she's here.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you go to the mall in
like Orange County, that's every chick there. Yeah, every chick.
I mean it's it's horrific. I mean it's like XG's
Instagram basically as well. Did you see he's got something?
There's some like festival girl slut that he's looking for
that had like did you do you know what I'm
talking about? Have you seen this there?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 3: There's in the x G land. There's a big hunt
on for this, uh, this chick that he saw at
e d c uh when he was camping at when
he was camping the other day at the d.
Speaker 2: C y'all can't have right, all y'all hate and get
that pat y'all hang on.
Speaker 3: Dog ah and she kind of I mean very similar vibes.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: I came here to drink and fuck and I'm almost
done drinking. But this is like this the thing.
Speaker 2: Listen, we love women on the show, we're pro women
on the show. But the notion like she has like
she hopes this happens.
Speaker 3: There. Oh god, yeah, bro, No, I'm I was watching this.
Speaker 2: Thing with Andrew Tate on Fresh and Fit.
Speaker 16: Oh no, it was whatever whatever podcast where he's like
interviews OnlyFans models, and he's like, some of you aren't
even hot, right.
Speaker 3: I love that that guy's called Andrew.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this was whatever whatever, And I have
no problems with the guy. It's just crazy that he
judges anybody's looks, you know. Yeah, It's like, I don't
know how he came up with this and why he's
the judge of anything. God bless you. He did great.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you came up with a good idea interviewing
dumb chicks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it's it's literally Fresh and Fit.
He just did what Fresh and Fit did.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what any of that is.
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyways, so he's telling these chicks that like
even the most midchick can bang six guys in the day,
and it's true.
Speaker 6: A midchickn bang six guys in the day.
Speaker 2: So women can have multiple sex for today, but guys
can have multiple families, do you under right, Like a
woman can't have multiple families. No, you can't have a
wife that's suddenly pregnant and you go, what is happening here?
And then you have a baby and you're like, where's
the baby? But a dad can have multiple families, and
a woman can have multiple sex partners in one day,
in one day? Yes, is that crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. It's it's kind of I mean, it's
not fair, I guess, But just life, dude, This this
a little league game, right, This coach of his one
little league team told his picture because they had been
like chirping at each other, arguing to throw at the
dugout of the other little league team, not throw at
the batter, to throw at people in the dugout, and
then all all hell breaks loose here. The guy's been
like banned for life from little league. Uh check us out,
look at me.
Speaker 2: People take him too?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah he did. You can hear it.
Speaker 2: Get an arm on him. All the coaches are white.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: That's all white people.
Speaker 2: You guys are lazy. Stop being lazy. They're all white.
Yeah no, no, wait, racism for when it's real sports.
Speaker 3: Parents are the worst, the worst. Uh So this is
Can I just say this is why I don't f with.
I never have and I never will mess with. Yeah,
roller coasters, dude, aren't I'm just telling you they aren't safe.
They're run by the most mid people.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Check this out, dude. These people are at the top
of this roller coaster, eight people and they're just stuck there.
Speaker 12: Bro make everybody okay and then make sure.
Speaker 3: That they are hanging inverted or at least like laying back.
And it's it's one of those ones where you kind
of are in kind of a little train car situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I see it. And it's.
Speaker 3: The people listening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're basically straight they're basically straight up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not quite, and it's.
Speaker 2: Going to be impossible to get them out of those seats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that. So the fire department is there with
one of those giant cranes and they're trying to unask
these people from these seats and get them down. I guess, oh,
terrified with the.
Speaker 7: Situation there she is that you just saw her feet
come out of the car to rescue.
Speaker 3: All Mexicans, by the way, in this roller coaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm going to roller coaster in a
Mexican fucking fair. No.
Speaker 7: First, brought her out and carried her down onto the
firefighter basket fits up here on ladder number one. As
you can see, she is out and explained to them
that it's gonna be a while before we get you down,
but we get you down safely.
Speaker 2: Just bear with us. Oh they got they can only
do two or three at a time. Crane everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's terrifying, dude. They're so high and
you can just see the ocean in the background. Where
is this let's see, uh, Texas Texans.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Nope, dude, I don't. I'm I'm good. Do you trust
the people that work at the fair or you know,
at Carawins or at Bush Gardens? You know, I just no, no, no, man, So.
Speaker 2: Johnny real quick, yeah, just so you know how we
all live in different realities, dude. With the three World
War three around the corner, Look what hot rich chicks
are doing. They're getting their vaginas tightened.
Speaker 3: Oh that's always been a thing I've heard of. This yeah,
I mean men are.
Speaker 2: Being sent to war. These chicks are tightening up.
Speaker 3: Their pussies vaginal rejuvenation. Yeah, Hampton's residence. This is from
the New York Post. Hampton's residents shelling out tens of
thousands for quote Titus vagina has demands demands for peak
sexual performance skyrocket. That's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some white set vaginas out there trying to
make their make their tunnel one way?
Speaker 3: Can you no?
Speaker 2: It's a sixth incher. I love it. Yeah, it's not
worse when you get in there and you just banging
the sides like a drunk driver.
Speaker 3: So Tony Pinchcliff has responded to Chelsea Handler, which we
talked about last week here, he is, are you jerking
off or something? Okay?
Speaker 33: Evan Hart was something else.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 33: It's the first time I've been called a Nazi, uh,
multiple times in just a few hours. I guess that's
what la writers' rooms, all these a lot of mentally
ill liberals out there that somehow, with all these Blacks
and Jews and Mexicans around me, I guess I'm a
Nazi somehow. I guess the guy that pulls names out
of a bucket giving everybody an opportunity?
Speaker 3: Is a nazi? Isn't that something called a nazi?
Speaker 2: Gay?
Speaker 3: A racist?
Speaker 33: Over and over again. I'm none of those three things.
A little fun fact, but they are what they are,
fat ugly black, and everything I said was real about.
Speaker 17: Them, just to remind her.
Speaker 1: Because I woke up today and even though.
Speaker 3: Even though.
Speaker 33: Well there's news articles, because the news isn't real, nothing
is real, that'd say that I got lit up by
Chelsea Handler, which is very, very funny because that's not
what happened at all. You can't believe anything you see
or read on the news anymore. You have to actually
watch the thing for yourself.
Speaker 3: She was a bit of a coup, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 33: She just kept she just kept coming at me over
she said, I went and took the Saudi Arabia money.
She was like wrong about things. The writers just didn't
do her any justice. But then and then the teleprompter.
The fun fact, the teleprompter only went down during my set,
and it gave me a lot of opportunity to remind
Chelsea Handler what she looks like and where her life is.
Speaker 2: So funny, dude, so so Johnny, So you know, It's
now come out that Chelsea Handler went to went to
dinner with epscene after he's already convicted. It's come out
that she's done the worst racist jokes, not even at
a roast.
Speaker 3: Okay, when you've had that story forever about her making
fun of.
Speaker 2: Lonnie Love holding up a picture of a gorilla and saying,
this is Lilove's family. Who's that hot Brunette kicked off
of of the Daily Wire? What's your name, Barry.
Speaker 3: Brunette, not Barry Wise, you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Hold on? What's her name? What is her name?
Speaker 5: What is her name?
Speaker 3: Off the Daily Wire?
Speaker 2: Brett Cooper. Brett Cooper featured My My Sweet out about
Chelsea and the and the gorilla pic joke. So anyways,
so now so now we know she's a pedophile enabler,
she's a racist. And now, Johnny, if it couldn't get worse,
here we go. Chelsea Handler finds out her grandfather was
a Nazi.
Speaker 3: That's so funny? Can you play that?
Speaker 10: Is?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's long, it's long.
Speaker 3: How does she find out?
Speaker 2: What your family?
Speaker 3: Who knows the most history?
Speaker 34: So many?
Speaker 3: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 31: He had more experience with both sets of grandparents, whereas
I don't, so if.
Speaker 2: I ever had would just jump right here.
Speaker 20: Also that I would look into the other document you
gave me.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, what is that?
Speaker 21: So I spoke with the expert and.
Speaker 20: It actually turns out that this is the sign of
the s A okay, is the paramilitary wing of the.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 20: This maybe.
Speaker 21: Bad news.
Speaker 31: I mean there is a swastika on the front of it,
so I kind of thought it might be badness.
Speaker 20: I set up an appointment for you with an expert.
His name is Rolf here, and he's going to talk
to you about this. And actually, if you don't mind,
I would like to keep this and pass it onto
him already so that you can evaluate the content.
Speaker 12: Okay, perfect, well, thank you for doing that.
Speaker 5: Welcome.
Speaker 3: Now that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: I must say something that probably won't be popular if
you actually listen to that.
Speaker 6: It's kind of heartbreaking what her grandparents went through.
Speaker 3: Oh really, you watched it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I watched it because I want to see if
she basically says he's a Nazi. But if you listen
to what happened after World War One, there's no food
in Germany and so they had nothing. They had no
chance they had nothing. They and it was like this guy,
this guy with a funny mustache dressed in snanzi like
a gay man, gave them possible opportunity. So so yeah,
he gave them hope.
Speaker 6: And that's why they ended up becoming Nazis.
Speaker 2: Now I can I can look at the nuance of
that and understand why somebody does that. Right, I can go, Okay,
the environment was either you feed your family or you don't.
Speaker 3: Right, totally.
Speaker 2: But if this was anybody else and Chelsea was looking
at it, she would scorch the fuck out of them.
She'd be like, your fucking Nazis, your family of Nazis.
So this bitch is calling everybody a Nazi when her
own grandfather was a Nazi.
Speaker 3: Totally, yeah, And.
Speaker 2: I could have I could have sympathy for the situation
that they were in, that there was no hope, so
he had to do what he had to do to
feed his family. I'm not gonna sit here and say
what Hitler was doing was justified, because we all know
that he's working for the Bank of England. So I
want to get into something real quick with everybody. You know,
Peter theil moves Argentina there's a whole sam suonat thing.
But if you look at what the Bank of England
has done, this isn't gonna be a happy moment here.
The Bank of England destroyed India, China, Russia and Germany
all economic military powers, and they're now doing it here
to America. It's happening. So you guys can get and
sit here and like judge me or judge I know
you guys in the in the comment section are but France,
you guys can sit there and judge all you fucking
want to. The to the people that think I'm an
anti Semitic, or a racist, or a homophobe or or misogynists,
you can judge all you want. I don't care, because
it's happening. And if you don't get out of your feelings,
the world that you grew up with and the future
of your children and your grandchildren is fucking done. It's coming, dude,
They're going for it. Trump is a treasonous scumbag. Would
I take him over Kamala Harris? Yes, because she's a
treasonous scumbag. So you know we get into like like, oh,
is Israel and Iran working together? Yeah, of course they are.
Iran doesn't like any of those people over there, that
fucking that that Israel's bombing right now. They don't like them.
They don't get along with them. Soon ye, Sheites and
all that shit. Well, Russia and the Ukraine are working
together too. You remember when we had Susan Bradford on
and she was talking about how Putin was the banker
for the raw Child. Yeah, Russia is outside the swift
banking system, which means all that money is hidden. So
he's hiding the the the the he's hiding the Rothchild money.
So unless you live under a rock, you understand the
Greater Israel project. And that's what they're going for. Guess what.
There's also something.
Speaker 6: Called New Israel, and that's gonna be the Ukraine.
Speaker 3: I thought that was gonna be Argentina.
Speaker 2: That's no, that's gonna be another one, dude.
Speaker 3: There's literally gonna be three new Israel.
Speaker 2: The news of new Israel, New new Israel, that's what's forgoing.
There's new Israel. Now, there's new new Israel. And Zelenski
is working with Putin and they they're genociding white Christians
over there. One point five million Christians have died now
what's happening in Palestine is disgusting and sad. What's happening
in Lebanon is disgusting and sad. Okay, but what happened,
what's happening in Ukraine is worse than both of them.
Speaker 3: Combined, by the numbers. Yeah, numbers, and.
Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about it.
Speaker 6: Nobody's talking about it, nobody, no.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then this guy brings up, don't forget
what Somalia they're turning in that dude, another Israel. Well,
that's where they want to put the Palestinians.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, and wait, how would that be Israel?
If they're putting the Palestinians, we're.
Speaker 6: Gonna be new Israel, super Israel, super Israel.
Speaker 3: But Palestinians are going to go there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's where they want to put the Palestinians.
Speaker 3: Well, wouldn't it be Palestine instead of his new Israel?
It'd be new Palestine. I don't know, maybe, I don't know, Johnny,
you're taking over that land as I got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, These trans are like iPhones.
Speaker 3: Look at this, This is a trans No, dude, we
don't want to look at tran trans set a bad thing.
Trans people.
Speaker 2: Look at that that's a trans Johnny.
Speaker 3: They're iPhones now, Okay, I mean that's like a photo shoot,
you know, shop they do have, we have the technology.
You're right, Yeah, they totally do, dude, Colbert. CBS just
nuked Colbert. Did you see this? They because he had
been complaining like on every show basically and making fun
of CBS. CBS, so they tweeted out the most scorched
earth tweet I've ever seen. Okay, they put out a
statement and I'll just let me see if I can
read an excerpt from this year. Hold on, Okay, We're
proud to partner with Byron Allen on a new business
and programming model for Late Night that was cost prohibitive
to continue, is what he's saying about Colbert. With this
time by model, we have shifted from an hour that
was losing roughly forty annually.
Speaker 2: One WNBA season.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, to fifteen million in profit, a fifty five
million dollars swing. They were why would they run Colbert?
Speaker 5: Ever?
Speaker 3: If nobody's listening and they're losing.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. I'd a good friend of mine who I
love the other day.
Speaker 6: I can't believe what they did in Colbert.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Is happening in this country. I go,
it's called profits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make any It doesn't make any It's
what you're always saying, right, Like, it's okay for the
miller's money if people are watching, but when people aren't watching,
the influence is gone, then it's meaningless. I mean, it's
a liability.
Speaker 2: So now the data is coming out that Comics Unleash
has lost like eighty percent of the viewership. They don't
give a shit because they're making they're making.
Speaker 3: Profit, yes right, yeah, but pay them a massive salary.
Speaker 2: Here's what I must say, okay, is that there is
a backlash right now to your typical CBS viewers to
this notion that it was a political thing and it
could be politics involved with it. And that's fine because
Colbert was pushing the vac scene on people. Copert covered
up CIA stuff, co Beart worked with John Podessa. The
thing that the progressor do is like, why did the
why did the conservatives gotta make everything uh political? You
made using the bathroom political. You made every aspect of
her life political. There's every aspect. You are a cultural
Marxist and you're making every moment political. Okay, Stephen Colbert
was great when he's on Comedy Central because we thought
he was playing a character. Little did we realize he
really felt like that, right, and that's why I worked.
We thought it was funny, then we realized he really
meant it.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he really. He was playing a character that
was an idiot conservative like Bill Riley type, and we thought, oh, okay,
that's funny. But it turns out he's a super lib yes.
Speaker 2: Right, so right now, Comics Unleash's losing this big, big
portion of the audience. And it has nothing to do
with the show. It has to do with the reaction
to this group of people who thinks who are boomers,
like the guy who attacked me on stage, who thinks
this is political and not financial.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oldest boomers just turned eighty, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad's about to turn eighty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oldest boomers eighty years old.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's the world we live in, Johnny.
Speaker 3: You know what else is going on in the world
we live in?
Speaker 2: Sam Why?
Speaker 3: This is from The New York Post, a journalist who
is extensively reported on late financier and sex offender Jeffrey
Epstein's notorious New Mexico. Ranch said she is listened to
this dude fleeing the country, claiming she is the victim
of directed energy weapons attacks over her coverage. Alisa Valdez Rodriguez,
a former Boston Globe and La Times reporter This is
a mainstream reporter who later became a best selling novelist,
says she abruptly abandoned her New Mexico residence after suffering
what she describes if symptoms of Havana syndrome. Uh, it
appears my home has been located by well whomever is
unhappy about my reporting about Zora Ranch and the local
cover up here and the military intelligence roots of the
child sex trafficking operation. Jeffrey Epstein and Galline Maxwell were
running here in New Mexico. And she's this morning I
was hit in my home office by two episodes of
what I later learned were likely directed energy weapon attacks.
We wasted no time in leaving the house for good.
She's gonna be staying in safe houses while she gets
out of there permanently. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Dude? Well, you know that that chick who that one
of those scientists came up dead. She had a video
where she said she was getting.
Speaker 6: Hit with direct energy weapons and she showed her hands
and they were burnt.
Speaker 3: Man Like, So, who's that's got to be the government
though doing that?
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: So that that's the Zora Ranch thing. Man's that's it
all ties together when you start thinking about the lottery
reporting on that Zora Ranch.
Speaker 2: Where is she going to go?
Speaker 3: I think she said she's gonna be in safe houses,
and then possibly I think it's said leaving the country,
possibly to where it said. The second round of attacks
seem to have come from the back of a large
semi truck that parked across from my house. The devices
have gotten smaller now. Some are now the size of
large machine guns apparently, or even backpack sized. She further
claims that the operators could generate a three D model
at the inside of your house in real time and
zero in on a body part like your head. So damn, dude,
I don't know. I probably getting out of the country, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but where do you go?
Speaker 3: Where are you going to Mexico? You gotta get out
of here.
Speaker 6: You're from etein to Mexico with their fucking president.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, man, that's a good point. Maybe
you just got to go underground for a while, and
that makes me nervous. Did you see the so Blue
Origin tried to launch a rocket and the thing just
blew up?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 3: The New Glen Rock. Oh yeah, that was amazing, beautiful.
It's just beautiful to watch. Nobody was injured the New Glen.
The LC thirty six pad that it launched from is
apparently the only one that this thing can launch from,
and it's going to be months and months to get
this thing sorted out, so it's setting them back massively. Apparently.
If you're listening at home, we're about to watch a
massive explosion that apparently was some twenty percent of the
energy of the Hiroshima bomb. If you believe in bombs anyway,
nuclear bombs, Sam doesn't. When you see this, though, you're like,
what's the difference? This is just massive?
Speaker 2: Wow, it's so big.
Speaker 3: That sound too, that pop? Look at you get a
mushroom cloud. I mean that's just what you see in
those nuke Yeah. Look, cat's crazy.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: They said you could see it from miles away too.
Speaker 12: I bet so.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want just watch it one more time here.
Speaker 2: Boom wow. Happy fourth of July, everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh, exciting happy Fourth of July. Honestly, that was better
than Artemis. So they should just blow them up instead
of sending them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean everybody just assumes that the elites
do whatever the fuck they want, whenever they want. It's
all gonna work out. It never works out the way
they think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 3: Well, that's kind of our our prayer, isn't it that
it doesn't. Kevin Hart also responded to some of the
Chelsea Handler stuff. This is uh, this is one moment
from the interview. He went on the Breakfast Club and
the uh Laren l Rosa started trying to get Kevin
Hart on George Floyd's brother, whom she interviewed, and Kevin
Hart just wasn't having it.
Speaker 21: It's funny, I know your style of comedy.
Speaker 27: Did you interview that I did with Terrence Floyd, George
Floyd's brother, So he said, no, no, that's I've.
Speaker 17: Never watching it.
Speaker 22: That's fine, I'm never watching that even now that you
told me, I'm not going to go back and go
look at that interview because.
Speaker 2: With my time, like, I'm never doing that.
Speaker 18: I just asked because he's so he's a fan.
Speaker 3: You going to do that was the best dude, So
this is uh, and then this is just a little
bit more of his what is happening?
Speaker 2: No, I've seen it. I know you won't play for everybody.
Look at Kevin Heart Breakfast Club. Just look that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, I want to stop sharing here in
case something from your Twitter comes up that's weird.
Speaker 2: What would be weird?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know how, you have a lot
of follow a lot of owning fans, models and stuff.
I don't really, I don't follow a lot of ass.
Give me a break bro on Instagram. Let's see. Oh boy,
I see that.
Speaker 19: Uh.
Speaker 3: Stephen Jackson has also responded to the Breakfast Club interview.
Speaker 2: Listen, I want to say something about this real quick
as you do this. Okay, my opinion on this thing
has changed a little bit.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Okay what I what I believe is this the.
Speaker 6: Joke should be allowed to happen.
Speaker 2: I asked this. It's one comic. You know you Someone
posted a clip where I go, what is equality? And
this guy go, Equality is not having our voting rights
taken away, not having not having these stupid d I jokes.
You know, I don't care something about the racist jokes
he didn't necessarily care about it. Well, first of all,
you're I don't know where your voting rights are being
taken away. I don't understand that.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, are you talking about as targeting blacks.
Speaker 2: Well, then then you're no different than progressives who think
that black people can't get a fucking ID. Like it's
actually embarrassing. You're actually saying they're too dumb to get
an ID. Black people can get an ID. It's that
famous video where he goes to Berkeley and they're like
they can't. They go access to the internet and they
don't they can't get an ID, and then they go
to Brooklyn. The guys like, I got internet on my
phone and I have an ID. What do you think
I'm an idiot? So that's what you're saying. And if
you're talking about redistricting, which I'm not for jerrymandering, it
is illegal. I think I think I think to do
it along racial lines. And that's what it was. If
you look at that Louisiana County, it's like, fucking just
here's just all black people. You can still vote. No
one's saying you can't vote. When did they say you
can't vote. I mean, I don't understand why have an
ID in to vote is a bad thing. It just
allows corruption to happen. Now, I have no problems with
people getting angry at the jokes. You can react however
you want. I'm not gonna micro manage your reactions to jokes.
That doesn't bother me at all. It did at first,
and I'm like, actually, who gives a shit. You want
to yell at racism, yell it. It's fine, you can
do that, Okay. The problem comes when people lose their
jobs for that, And no one lost their jobs, so
I'm fine with it. Cancel culture is bullshit. And for
the longest time, the cancel culture came from the for
the right to the left, and then for the last
twenty years it's come from the left to the right,
and neither of them were good when they happen. Okay,
I don't need sexual shit at the halftime show of
the Super Bowl. I just want to watch a show
with the kids and Grandma's Okay, just let it be
a show. Okay, we don't need to have you talking
about sticking your dick and holes at the halftime show. Yes,
you can call me a boomer for that. It's just
like different shows for different rooms.
Speaker 3: Wait, how is your opinion evolved though? What is your
What is different?
Speaker 2: Well, because I got mad that people are calling it
racist and I'm like, I don't actually care you know
my old opinion. No I don't, But you can't cry
about it being racist. I don't care that. I'm not
going to micromanage your opinions. It's not racist because it's
again going back to what we said before, what is equality?
And to me, that show was the most equal show ever.
First of all, we have a bunch of millionaires lighting
each other up. Boohoo boo who millionaire?
Speaker 18: Truly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're crying about racism when everybody on that fucking
stage is a mall time millionaire. Yeah right, living not
only one percent one percent, but point zero zero one
percent of people who have ever lived in history of time. Yes, correct,
And you're crying about racism.
Speaker 3: There's people Yeah, uh, this is Kevin Hart again on
the Breakfast Call.
Speaker 22: It wasn't a tasteful joke to our culture, to our audience,
but our audience that's watching the Rose. If you're watching
the Ros, you get why they're doing it. You get
why the racial humor.
Speaker 2: Is that's a key line right there. What what do
you mean when he goes the racial humor. There's a
difference between racial humor and racist humor.
Speaker 3: Do you understand totally?
Speaker 2: Like, you can't at gunpoint tell me to observe diversity, right,
you can't say we have to run, we have to
respect that. We have so many tight cultures and they
get mad when I point out the funny things about
these cultures, right, I mean, like I hate to tell everybody,
but Kevin Hart is as far away from a lynching
as you and me, if not even more, right, I
mean Kevin Hart, and I like, Kevin Hart has been
associated with Pete Dinny. Nothing's happened to him, nothing right
there at the parties with him. That is not racism, okay,
because the whole notion is that we are still as
racist as we are as we were in the nineteen fifties,
which is that's my biggest.
Speaker 3: Problem my uncle around. And you can decide if we're
still as racist as we were in the fifties, Okay,
We're not. Nobody is not even close.
Speaker 2: And it's like, are there racist people out there?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And you listen to any ethnic group. They'll talk about
the elderly of their group is the most racist. I've
heard black comms go all black people are the most
racist people. I've heard Asian commons old Asian people are
the most racist people. You're never going to get rid
of that, ever. But can we live together? I think
we are. I think we're doing so. When you say this,
you're acting like it's the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 3: There's also this pressure to have a unified culture, which
I think is ridiculous. You know, this idea that we
need to all merge cultures. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: We all just have to be chill. That's it. In
the town square of life. Everyone chill out. Everyone just chill.
Be respectful of others. At home, do you whatever the
fuck you want, as long as you're not hurting kids.
I don't give a shit. Get as weird as you
want sexually, I don't give a shit. They would ever
either fuck you want. I don't give a shit. I'm
not gonna have this fucking unrealistic view of what people
should be. Okay, But the question goes back to what
is equality? What does equality look like to you? And
is that like, oh, everyone's equal, But you can't make
fun of each other. And again it goes back to
what I'm talking about. Those bubbles of protection put on
four different groups Jews, women, Days, and Blacks where you
couldn't criticize them because you would be called a bigot.
And when you can't criticize it, and when an inside
group can't get criticized by an outside group, they become
the most extreme version of themselves. Drill rap, waffle house fighting,
spiary line fighting, only fans, zionists, queer theory, the most
extreme version. Okay, white people are getting annihilated, honestly, to
the point that white women, white people, not the women
in the comments. Actually I'm gonna hear that, but go
to the internet. White women are the only demographic of
female that hates their own. Asian women love Asians, Black
women love black people. Yeah, you get people bitching and
moaning black fatigue or whatever, or Asians or crazy people.
They love their people, Latinas love Latinos. All white women.
Speaker 5: You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't criticize that those outlier behaviors is suggesting that
those behaviors are representative of the whole race, do you
know what I mean? And they're not it's not most
black people that are having waffles fights one hundred hundred.
Speaker 2: I would rather get into the fucking actual reasons why
cultures are what they are, because cultures aren't aren't your heritage, right,
They're not your heritage. When you watch a Michael Jackson
movie and Michael Jackson's performing at fucking whatever theory was
as a six year old, right right, everybody there's in suits. Yeah,
that's how they dress back then, just like everybody did
back in the day. Now do we all all go
have to fly in a three piece suit? No? All right,
So there is some things that have changed it for good.
But the notion that this gang banging is is a
is a heritage thing, it's not. You were manipulated by
intelligence agencies who astroturfed a certain way to act, which
causes chaos, staying they went OnlyFans chaos. Same thing with
Zionism chaos, same thing with queer theory chaos. Okay, It's like,
it's like if white people all just decided redneck shit
is their heritage. It's it's a certain demographic of it
isn't natural. I don't know, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: But what the thing you bring up about dress too
is interesting to me because it is emblematic of a
deeper rot in the culture. I think this idea like
it was even even coming from the South to LA
it was a little culture shock. Shock for me is
that people don't like there are people that go to
the movies, Like going to the movies was kind of
a thing. Maybe it's just because I'm from the country,
but you would dress a little little nice to go
to the movies. Here in LA people come in barefoot
with like flip flops, dressed in pajamas and ship like
they're like they're at home basically and put their feet up,
and it's just a I think it's a symptom of
of you know, or suggestive of like a cultural.
Speaker 2: Like how I got my tea? Hey, hey, hang on,
that's not a natural way of talking. No, he's been
influenced by outside fucking influences act that way. Culture is
not real. Culture is astroturfing intelligence to get you to
disconnect from God and act the weird as you can't,
and it has been thrust it upon them and they can't.
They don't understand that because they protected so much. And
he's totally right.
Speaker 6: It's like, again, what does equality look.
Speaker 12: Like to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just play just a little bit of this
so they can hear what because I know we have
both heard it. But just so people, I won't play
the whole thing they do.
Speaker 22: Go and look at the time or anyone like that's
what they do. That's it happens every year when they
do a Rose.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: The nineties. It's not a Will Farrohs dropping n bombs
on Saturday Live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which they would call that progress that that's not
allowed anymore.
Speaker 2: But it's coming back, dude. People are over it.
Speaker 3: Well, Sam Triviley is bringing it back, but.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are. Dude, I've been watching a
lot of people are just like over this bullshit. You
know what.
Speaker 3: I'm over people jumping out of airplanes or doing paragliding
and all this shit.
Speaker 2: Did you see this?
Speaker 3: Just like the you know I said I'm out on
roller coasters, I'm also out on this behavior. This woman
is paragliding and she gets hit by a plane. Oh
my god, it doesn't hit her, to be clear, if
you're listening, it hits her parachute and just shreds it.
So she throws an emergency to shoot here.
Speaker 24: Oh my god, it is the crazy shit I've ever
seen in my life. Oh my god, dude, she was
knocked that ship is knocked away.
Speaker 3: Totally fine, by the way, immediately pulls her camera out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3: Almost like she can see the plane too, and it just.
Speaker 5: Get No, she.
Speaker 2: Actually doesn't see the plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see her looking back she hears. You
can even hear that, and people in the comments who
know about paragliding are all like, she's an idiot.
Speaker 2: She I can't believe that her chick is dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, that's I mean, Okay, we'll wrap it
up here, Sam, there was one wanted to gott to
look for ship that's in all caps that I wanted
to make sure you saw. Okay, we'll play that. Terrence
Howard has released a documentary. We'll look at that next week.
It's bananas. It's like him explaining his science, mathematical and
scientific theorems, theories, and it's it's it's just so funny.
It's so like overwrought and and serious self serious. Uh,
in that Terrence Howard way that I love it.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: Donald Donald Trump Trump Junior, Donald Trump Junior turns out
The woman he married was Epstein's banker's daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: Karen bask got busted cheating. Spencer Pratt has filed a lawsuit.
She is blatantly you're not allowed to campaign an electioneer
within one hundred feet of the ballot box, and she
is absolutely doing it in this video.
Speaker 32: All right, we're on.
Speaker 18: The childdown.
Speaker 2: On the I mean, dude, can you have democracy when
people are just look at you?
Speaker 26: Yes?
Speaker 18: I do so much for all of your support.
Speaker 3: I know you caring got a little junk in the
trunk though.
Speaker 17: You have been walking precinct, You've been making phone calls.
Speaker 2: You've been over there at the headquarners because we're gonna
we're gonna bring.
Speaker 18: This to home base.
Speaker 2: And when right, I even have the babies on my.
Speaker 3: Side, imagine being galvanized by this woman. This just human turd.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: We're not smart enough.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I finally this video is just this is
just such a funny video. Uh So, there's this looks
like almost like a waist truck or maybe a dump
truck or something. Oh no, it might be Okay, it's
a U haul, one of those U box things, and
it's for some reason, has a large tree in the
space between the actual truck and the cargo compartment, and
it's just wrecking shop as it goes down this city street.
Speaker 2: Good look, well, show what an idiot?
Speaker 1: Look at it?
Speaker 3: What did he think of?
Speaker 2: We're so dumb, dude.
Speaker 3: Nobody thought like, hey, bro, maybe you don't put a
giant three on your U haul.
Speaker 2: People are stupid on the street.
Speaker 3: I want to see does he talk to the guy. Yeah, no,
they don't show the guy, but look at it. They
just wrecked everything. What a littal Probably a Karen bathboater
right there. All right, we'll do the uh, we'll do
the super chats. This is from vamp vam. We had
a quiet We had twenty three hundred people with us
as they shout out, everybody, vampire suck. So it's true
Sam was almost assassinated.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not true.
Speaker 3: No it was it was. There's no threat to his life, thankfully. Kate,
our friend. Kate says, come to Alaska.
Speaker 2: I can sleep in her bed if I need a
place to stay.
Speaker 19: Uh.
Speaker 3: Mitch McGovern says, love the show, guys, first time catching
a live episode. Love from No Gi Australia there's a
place called Gujiujie Australia. I want to go to Australia.
I'd love to go down there.
Speaker 2: You should right now, get by the way.
Speaker 3: We got we're moving to a little bit more of
a kind of a Yeah.
Speaker 2: Johnny, I saw your view. Johnny, must be nice to
be living the fast life.
Speaker 3: Well we got we got rattlesnakes is what I just
learned last night. You can hear them. You can hear him?
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh, Jet, we're gonna have to put up snake fencing.
Jet for a Jet forty eighth four has nothing to say,
But I just wanted to throw some dollars, some odd
dollars there, Thank you, sir. Vampire Suck again says will
you ever switch to reading super chats live? We read
them live every week.
Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah this is live.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're still live. No, we don't read them and
interrupt the show with him. It's a terrible experience for
people listening later.
Speaker 2: Terrible experience.
Speaker 3: Mitch McGovern says, will you come to Australia, Sam, Yes,
I will come to No gi Nugi. Vampire Sucks a
new band name Geriatric Rage Engaged. Also, yeah, s man,
you handled that. Well, dude was totally trying to get
a handful of meat. Yeah, it looked like it like
it was going to be It did look like it.
He says again, I yearned to be a seat like
Master Sam.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's gross to me. I don't want anybody sitting on
my face. I don't care how hot they are, no thing. Yeah,
yeah or different that way, you're more of a Neanderthal.
Speaker 2: Hyeah.
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a lot of fans in Alaska's tea and bring back
your Ronan stickers. For the love of God, I've been
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Speaker 13: All.
Speaker 2: I'll talk to him, dude. I'm focusing on the thousand upisode.
Speaker 3: Yeah we got Yeah, we got some work to do
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Ryan Wilson fifty two twenty nine says, some ausy gay
dollars for the lad sounds like there are people in
Australia listen to show. Shout out Australia. I'd love to
go down there. Tricky Hickey says, uh, here's some more
dollars for support to get more Ronan stickers, come to Alaska. Boy,
it's Alaska and Australia are just fighting it out for
number one. Fans of Sam Tripoli today, our guy Schmedley
Butler says, if you google what is the last remaining
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North Korea, Cuba, and Taiwan. What a coincidence they're also
the last three quote bad guys remaining to the New World. Wait,
Taiwan's not we're friends with on the good list? Taiwan
is Cuba and Korea though, are yeah for sure? Or
North Korea rather on the ship list. Matt and Smugs
McGirk mcgarrick mcgarrek says it would have been close, but
I think your shoulders could have taken that guy.
Speaker 2: Very rude.
Speaker 3: Kim spending some odd dollars for the boys can't stay long.
Just wanted to say I had a great time at
the show last Friday. Sam. It was such a pleasure
to meet you. Pay big for life, Love you guys.
Speaker 2: We love our pay pigs.
Speaker 3: Talk Kim Supersticker from Flavors of the Forest. Garlic didn't
get the garlic again this week, Garlic. The garlic count
is at three weeks now without garlic. Uh, I'm Lenny.
Your progression says. Data centers are for starting new simulations
aside from railan, they need our data to create avatars
of us in these symbol similar rise up people. Oh
that's interesting. Huh, that's a good that's a good thought.
I think. Bill Gotha says, see any of Tucker's interview
with the former freemason. I did watch some of that. Yes,
it is, it's interesting. Uh, it's Tucker's had some pretty
good guests recently. Pirate Justin said, govern me harder, Dabby.
That's what the boot lickers say. Yes, Yeah, that's that's right.
They're in the comments all the time too. Vampire suck
says Yo Sam. I booth six of these blue shoe
golds last night, and I'm still rock hard. Any advice,
don't regret it, by the way, just beat it up. Yeah,
if you have I think it's longer than four hours,
you have a boner. It's called priapism and you need
to see sekh medical attention. Just no, you do you do?
For liability's sake? Yes you do? Tim says, rent so expensive?
Were living under man holes? Now yeah, that's that was holes.
Now I think I played that while you went to
the bathroom. But have you seen in New York that
they are catching these people going into the sewers like
uh and like coming out of the sewers. Yeah, yeah,
well no it's not it's not. We saw we watched
the second video and then we saw him coming out.
It's just regular dudes. Philip Mason says, everyone just f
and chill. What's up? Sam and Johnny hope you use.
Guys are good, We are bro, thank you, We're all good.
On a Saturday here, Rgie twenty eight says, I want
my doom scrolling. Well, that's not today, that's a different
show and coming on Tuesday. Check it out on Tuesday.
That's when that happens, not today.
Speaker 17: On Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Did you see Sam that this couple had a giant
argument and so the guy goes out and gets killing.
He gets his excavator and says, if if you're going
to divorce me, I'm going to destroy our house. And
so he takes his excavator.
Speaker 35: Damage left behind after police say an argument between a
husband and wife spiraled out of control Tuesday morning. Investigators
say forty eight year old Eric Piersa used a Koboda
excavator to rip apart the rear of the family's home.
Speaker 3: Just shredded it.
Speaker 19: Dude, I'd like to know what she said to him,
because I'll make sure I'll say, according, Well, that was
really funny.
Speaker 2: Well, goodne that guy, he's a nice guy. We got
one more, more and more odd dollar from jimmy local
celebrity after Dark.
Speaker 3: Jim after Dark says thanks for making my workday go
quicker working on Saturday, Bro, I'm sorry, we are too
love shout out.
Speaker 6: War Local celebrities of twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: No, that reminds me of John Denver famously, when his
wife wanted a divorce, he took a chainsaw and saw
their bed in half. Yeah, John Denver, Yeah, he saw
their bed in half.
Speaker 2: Johnny.
Speaker 6: We got one more gay dollar than I'm leaving.
Speaker 3: Okay. Taiwan is currently in talks with joining China.
Speaker 2: Are they really Hey, mister, could you leave us alone?
Speaker 3: I don't see anything about that, all right.
Speaker 6: I gotta go I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Take care.
Speaker 3: Bye bye Johnny, my brother, Bye bye man. Yeah, we'll
just I'll just play a couple of the things that
I have left here that won't last till next week.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: The Terrence Howard thing I want to say for Sam So,
this CIA agent got accused of defrauding the government out
of just a massive amount a massive amount of money.
This is from ABC News here. I'll just let them
tell the story. They also found three and three three
gold bars in the home of the CIA employee.
Speaker 18: To the former CIA officer accused of fraud.
Speaker 2: Prosecutors say he had hundreds of gold bars worth more
than forty million dollars stashed in his home.
Speaker 1: David Rush is also accused of.
Speaker 19: Lying about his military and academic credentials for nearly two decades.
Speaker 1: Here's ABC Stephan.
Speaker 3: Well, he's a CIA guy. That's all they do is
lie about their credentials. It's literally the career of lying.
I don't understand what the problem with that is me.
Speaker 32: Ramos Tonight tough questions for the CIA after a former
officer with top secret security clearance was accused of stashing
forty million dollars in gold bars in his house. And
lying about his credentials for nearly two decades. The FBI
seizing three hundred gold bars, along with two million dollars
in cash and thirty five luxury watches from the Virginia
home of David Rush. Prosecutors say he had requested the
gold for work related expenses, but they did not identify
the work project he allegedly claimed would require so much currency.
Speaker 36: The agency has always used what we call alternate of
funding sources. Finding out that someone was using gold bars
to actually make payments, which obfuskates the CIA's role in
it is not is not the disturbing part.
Speaker 2: The disturbing part is that he was able to.
Speaker 32: Get away with it, and that the David alleges Rush
lied about his background since joining the CIA around two
thousand and nine, claiming he had a degree from Clemson University,
a master's from Rensala or Polytechnic.
Speaker 3: And by the way, Clemson is not the kind of
school you want to lie about having. If you're gonna lie,
they'd like say he went to Harvard, not Clemson.
Speaker 32: It had been a Navy pilot, but an investigation found
no record he attended either school or had been a pilot.
Speaker 34: The whole idea that somebody can make up where they
went to college, pretend to have a pilot's lilcense, but
they don't have a pilot's license. I mean, those are
just such obvious, glaring holes.
Speaker 32: Prosecutors say Rush served in the Navy until twenty fifteen,
but then falsely claimed he was in the Navy reserve.
Speaker 3: Sam, I'm just playing this guy. Yeah, gold three hundred
and three gold bars from the CIA, worth forty million dollars.
They found him, and he liked about all the academic
academic credentials and stuff. Amazing, amazing theft. Sam forgot to
tell us his funny story.
Speaker 2: Uh here, okay, someone tell real quick. We started with
a fight story. One end with a fight story.
Speaker 3: Oh another fight story. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I arrive. I changed my flight so I could
go do story Wars. Full disclosure didn't go well. I
didn't have a great sat By the.
Speaker 3: Way, people got actively mad that I didn't know what
story wars. They were like, why are you lying, john
You don't know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, why are you push?
Speaker 3: Never heard of it?
Speaker 2: Why you piece of shit Johnny? So anyways, I Luis J.
Gobez is like show up at by nine forty five,
so I had to change my flight to get in
there earlier. I get in around four, I head over
around nine. I get to the I get to Mike.
You know, they still know me this security. So I'm like,
I'm in the show. They're like, okay, go up, Sam Tripley,
I'm in the show. You go upstairs. I go into
the green room. It's packed, these just skangs, Joe Rogan's crew.
Everybody's in there. Rogan is in there, but everybody else
is there. Tim Butterly's there, Timmy no Break's there, and
I go sit down. Tony comes in, We hug, we talk.
Matt mccuster comes in.
Speaker 3: Wait, Timmy, No, but is that Timmy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Dice is at the same guy?
Speaker 2: No, No, yeah, well yeah, that's basically the same guy.
Nice guy, nice guy. So there's frantic energy.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 2: I never Matt Matt mccuster face to face. I don't
think so. So I wanted to introduce myself to him. Okay,
and then the room is just chaotic.
Speaker 3: Where is this?
Speaker 2: He is in the green room and the mothership. Okay,
So I go up there, I go up the mat.
He's talked to to Tim Butterly and I'm like, hey, man,
just hey, I'm Sam Tripp. I want to introduce you.
He shakes my hand and walks off. I'm like, okay,
that's that's fine.
Speaker 3: Mean, like didn't say anything, just he just.
Speaker 2: Said hey and walks off. But let me tell the
story before you get upset about it, dude. So I
go sit down. Okay, that's I don't know what's going on.
So anyways, I started looking around at the green room
and I noticed it's really crazy energy, like something just
went down. So I started listening and Tim Butterley can't
stop laughing. So supposedly what happened was we were in
the second Story Wars the first Story Wars. Timmy No
Breaks Matt mccuster are on the panel with a chick.
Speaker 13: I can't remember who was, but anyways, Timmy No Breaks
is making jokes about Matt mccuster's black wife, and Matt
is like, dude, you're gonna get your ass.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get punched in the face. Dude, you keep
doing this, you're gonna get punched in the face. And
he he. I don't know how long it lasts, but
he made a couple jokes. Anyways, afterwards, Tim butter on
the show on Story Wars. Afterwards, Timmy No Breaks and
Tim Butterly are talking in the hallway at the Comedy
at the Comedy Mothership when fucking dude, I normally wouldn't
tell these stories, but it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Timmy No Break's talking to Tim Butterly. Matt mccuster's wife
walks up to Timmy No Breaks and just fucking clocksome
dude clocks the full clock. Really clockom, dude. Bet he
she used to be a cop. Dude, she's very pretty
used to be a cop. She gets boom and just
full gets the dude hits them. He's kind of shocked.
They break it up. He's up there at the top,
he's in the green him go go, I'm like, what
the fuck is having He goes, I've never been hitting.
He didn't say to me, but he's saying to everybody else.
He's like, I've never been punching the face before. And
I'm like, oh, so it's a good thing. This is
a good thing for you. It's great to get punched
in the face once in a while. So you know
there's consequences to your actions. And everyone just couldn't believe.
I guess the next day they made up, but it
was the funniest story I've ever heard. Everyone could not
stop laughing that fucking mad mccuster's wife just clocked timmy
no breaks.
Speaker 3: Do you think she thought it was gonna be like
the movies and he would just fall down dead?
Speaker 2: Basically, listen, I got another but love for Matt mccuster,
and his wife is badass. She got she. I mean, dude,
he's never been He's like, dude, my jaw hurts. It's like.
So next night I did my thing. He's there. I'm like,
what's up, dude? And I made an apology to him
because I was one of those old heads. I was like,
he's doing dice. He goes, I get it, dude, I
totally get it. I go, I'm sorry, you're a really
nice guy. He goes, I'm sorry. We had to meet
after I got punched in the fucking face. So yeah, dude,
that's it he got. He got fucking crazy. Dude.
Speaker 3: I bet she thought his head was gonna explode like
in the movies.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, if she's if she she used to
be a cop, she can fucking throw, dude, fucking I throw.
Speaker 3: Like she cheap shot at a guy in the face
in the hallway.
Speaker 2: Nah, dude, it was a great Hey, dude, he's better
for it. He's better for it. That's a story, dude.
Speaker 3: I don't think you should punch people, sucker punch people
in the face. As a woman. You know there are
no consequences to you.
Speaker 2: No, I mean nothing, dudey Hey, dude, he learned the lesson.
Speaker 3: I feel like if this was another if this was
any other situation, you would be saying what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But totally. But I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that. It's hilarious. Don't get me wrong, it's
it's amazing. But that's shitty. You shouldn't go around punching
people for telling you.
Speaker 2: So I had to come back and time. I'm sure.
I'm sure I'm gonna get in trouble for it telling
because I haven't heard anyone tell the story yet anywhere.
We got hilarious.
Speaker 3: We gotta clip down.
Speaker 2: No, don't clip it, please, Oh come on, don't clip it.
So everyone, I'm not I would never tell a story told.
Speaker 3: In the third hour of our show here at the
very end. You any leaves. We're gonna clip it. That's
an amazing story. I do think it's ridiculous. So, I mean,
you know she knew that there were no as a woman.
You just go back there and sock a guy in
the face. Sucker. He's obviously not expecting to be punched
in the face by you. Umm, enhanced games. I'll save
that for s oh. I wish I can save that too, Okay. Uh,
Sam will think this is stupid, so I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: There was this video of that erupting volcano, the Mayon
Volcano in the Philippines, and it had a meteor streaking
past it. And the footage from this is impressive as hell.
Check this out. So you have this erupting volcano and
then look to the right there, top right corner. It's
coming any second. Now there it is. Look at that
it's green. Green meteor streaks through. Wow. Now this has
added context from x It says the Philippine Institute of
Volcanology and Seismology. That's phi v O LCS, PIVOLCS, pie Volkes.
FIVOLCS confirmed this meteor passed over the slopes of Mayon
and disintegrated in the atmosphere. Now, that didn't look like
anything disintegrating the atmosphere to me. The media did not
strike or in the volcano apparently, but was a separate
atmospheric event captured in the same camera frame. Anyway, we'll
look at that one more time. It's pretty cool Green,
I mean Green Medior passing by an active volcano. What
are the odds of that. It's got to be a
low probability event. Huh hm, oh yeah. Thomas Massey, now
that he is confirmed to be on his way out,
has said that before he leaves office, and I'm not
sure if I would have ever even said this if
I was him. He says he's going to read the
names of the Epstein clients on the floor of the
house before he leaves office. I say, god speed to you, sir,
if you're going to do that. Here he is just
out of time.
Speaker 37: A couple more here. I want to ask about the
Epstein files. As you've noted, the speech and debate clause
actually protects you from.
Speaker 3: People have noted, among others, Sam, that he seems exceptionally
jolly now that he's lost. Are right about that? Someone
in the comment said he hasn't been that happy since
his wife died, and they're totally right. He is, and
maybe he's just one of these. Some people have paradoxical reactions.
They call them to things, you know, like Sam when
he's faced with danger, he giggles. He gets giggly, And
maybe that's Thomas Massey's thing too, But he does seem
exceptionally happy after having lost a seat.
Speaker 37: Being prosecuted for whatever you say on the floor of
the house. You have name names in the Epstein files
in the past. Can we expect you to name more
names in the coming weeks and months.
Speaker 38: Yes, Todd Blanche is violating the law. There's still millions
of files they haven't released. We know from talking to
the victims lawyers that their own three h two forms
haven't been released.
Speaker 12: We know that files have been over redacted.
Speaker 38: I have released at least three names of billionaires who
are implicated in this.
Speaker 17: I don't think it's possible to get to convictions.
Speaker 38: With Todd Blanche at the top and with the FBI
director Cash Battell at the top, because they've effectively but
both perjured themselves by saying that there's nobody else in
the files. Even Malania doesn't believe that the first lady
knows that Jeffrey Epstein didn't act alone. And here's the
great thing, Kristen, whether I'm in Congress or not, the
Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law and it goes
on for years. So if we can't get this attorney
General in this FBI director to do the right thing,
the next ones who take those seats are obligated by
law to release the files that these individuals are not
releasing now.
Speaker 3: So that will be uh, we can look forward to
that something to look forward to. I okay, So this
is Dave Rubin playing himself, just being wrong about Iran
for a couple of minutes. The guy, I mean, I
don't know why anybody would give this anything. He said
credibility when you have a track record like this. Check
this out.
Speaker 21: But allow me to make a prediction here in my
prediction stuff. I'm not polymarket, I'm not call she, but
I'm pretty good at predictions. And my prediction here is
that everything that the media is now going to say
about Iran is going to close.
Speaker 10: The strait of Hormus, and energy prices are going to
go crazy and all these none of this is going to.
Speaker 17: Come to pass.
Speaker 10: The gas prices are coming down and will continue to
come down if the United States wants to keep the
Strait of Hormus open, which it does and Donald Trump said,
we'll escort ships through if we have to. It's going
to stay open. This is the leader of the Iranian opposition.
He has been in exile. His name is Reza Palabi.
We have shown you videos him before. He's the eldest
son of the former Shah of Irana. He likely is
the next leader of Iran. This is the guy that,
by all accounts, when this war ends, will go in
and he will be the leader, and again it will
be different. Just remember it sounds like the Kurds are
starting to enter the country with arms to help the
people take out the last vestiges of the y RGC.
Speaker 17: There's a lot of good things happening.
Speaker 10: This is Iranians and you can hear they are chanting
bb June bb net Nyahu in Iran.
Speaker 17: They are chanting.
Speaker 3: And whoever made this delightful compilation brings up on the
screen here bb June deep fake of Iranians cheering. Net
Nyahoo went from meme to reality.
Speaker 17: He's for Benjamin Nennahoo.
Speaker 10: And when you take out Kamiti, and you take out
his number two, and his number three, and his number four,
and his number thirty seven and his number forty two.
Then suddenly the next guy's going, it's a little hot
in here, and then people start behaving a little bit differently.
They've plotted this war, this extraordinary war that will be
studied for decades. Right for decades, they will study how
this incredible war took place. That we are hitting critical infrastructure,
we are damaging the regimes, so hopefully the people will
be able to take over their countries. Now, the question is,
if you're going to hit power plants and you're going
to hit civilian infrastructure and things of that nature, how
do you make sure it's not going to harm the
people but just the regime.
Speaker 17: And when we have a Department of War that is not.
Speaker 10: Looking for war but will perform war, then we are
going to do it at the maximum level of competency.
I think the way you can look at this this
I haven't heard anyone else say this, but this seems
to me to be the war to end all wars.
Speaker 3: I had to look to make sure that was real
there at the end, because if you've that's two minutes,
a little over two minutes of debrew and proving he
doesn't know shit. He don't know shit, dude, he doesn't
know a damn thing like he would. Just two minutes
of not just stacking wrong on top of wrong about
everything that happened in I wrong? Why would he?
Speaker 2: What? Give?
Speaker 3: This is something I've always because I'm so insecure and
giving my opinion oftentimes about things like I. If I
was that, I would never talk about foreign relations again.
You know, I don't I hesitate. I'm always kind of
hmming and hawing about things if I I mean, what
what self confidence must he have to continue to opine
daily on his show about foreign relations when you know
foreign affairs, when you clearly don't know fuck all about
anything going on in iron anyway, I just thought that
was hilarious. A guy who's professionally opinionated and is that stupid?
So disappointing. Damn. I really want to show sam this,
but okay, we'll end with just a happy a happy moment.
This is a young boy, a boy maybe elementary school
age that looks like maybe middle school, yeah, probably middle school,
like sixth grade or something. He is His name is
Samuel Henderson. He's autistic, and he has Tourette syndrome apparently,
and he has a skill of imitating birds. It looks
like they's some kind of talent show at their school
in the gymnasium, and the kids are all kind of
sitting around looking at him. You can tell they don't
quite know what to expect. And this kid is a savant.
There's no other way to describe it. This, this is
just made me so happy watching this the other day.
Speaker 20: All right.
Speaker 9: The first one is the creepy, creepy sound of the
car little oh, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: If you're listening at home. He's got a little basket
filled with stuffed animals of each of these birds, and
as he completes the impression or the call, he just
kind of throws it on the ground in a humorous
way behind him but hiding. He has a shirt on
it says, this is birding ship. This is bird shit.
I don't know anyway, God bless this.
Speaker 13: Guy, all right.
Speaker 9: The crow, the American crow, the fish crow.
Speaker 3: This is my birding shirt. That's what his shirt says.
Speaker 29: And then a very.
Speaker 37: Entry then.
Speaker 12: And then one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: The Internet, by the way, is torn on this kid
in his little karate outfit down here, he keeps you'll
see he gets a little annoying, and and half of
the people are like, oh, who are you who are
annoyed by a kid? And the other half are like,
this kid is uh, I haven't be crazy. So you
guys decided watching here, if this kid in the bottom
and the karate outfit annoys you, sound like but if.
Speaker 12: You've been lying to this is what is that the
red sound?
Speaker 18: And this is what it sounds.
Speaker 3: By the way, some guy says, I'm a fed uh
for for showing this propaganda. B what is propaganda about
some sweet kid who has a skill. He's like one talent,
probably is doing bird calls. Let's celebrate this young fella.
Give me a break anyway, that's all play. But that
what a delight that was. That he's the kind of
kid you don't want to take hunting with you if
you just imitate any goose or turkey. What a what
a genius. That's all I got.
Speaker 12: Guys.
Speaker 3: We'll come back next week. Actually, no one last thing, okay,
because the election is going to be over on Tuesday,
hopefully for Spencer Pradditt will continue. He has to be
in the top two in the primary or in the
election on Tuesday, to be to advance to a runoff
essentially because Karen Basses. If Karen got more than fifty percent,
or if any candidate did, it would be over. But
it's not likely because nobody's that popular here in LA
because you know, they've destroyed the city.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And so we essentially need Spencer Pratt to get in
the top two and then it will go to a
runoff in November. He has whoever is doing his publicity,
you know, the the ads and the uh, the you know,
managed his public appearances. They're really they're really smart. And
one thing they're doing, and this is cynical and kind
of if you think about it, a little gross that
they're not just cleaning the whole sidewalk. But what they're
doing is going with a pressure washer on our dirty
ass sidewalks. And they have a stencil that's like a
campaign you know, a campaign message for Pratt. And because
the sidewalks are so dirty, you lay this stencil down
and just run over it with a pressure washer. That
it's the the his campaign message is it's almost like
it was painted there. I will just show this video
briefly and then we'll get out of here. So I
don't know why this dramatic music is playing. This is
a little silly, but imagine if the streets were this clean.
Spencer Pratt for Mayor of La. Mute the stupid music.
But it's on one of you know, just one of
these filthy streets that's filled with homeless people, and they're
these things are apparently popping up around La. It's interesting.
I don't know how much of this is just creative
supporters of Pratt and how much of this is official,
but yeah, that that, to me is brilliant, so smart. Anyway, bye, everybody,
thank you, thanks for hanging with me, and we will
uh go. We got almost three hours. Wow, that's the longest.
It's the longest episode we've had in a long time.
By everybody, See all later, Yeah, Christian