WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:02.080 I know that both of you. 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:07.759 Are very interested in anything that relates to the Kelsey family. 3 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:14.320 Oh man, I can't get enough Elsie football, Pat kel football. 4 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:16.719 Nose. 5 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:22.440 Both are wrong here, Stop kidding, Stop kidding. Travis Kelcey 6 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:26.359 confirms non retirement. He said, quote which is I said 7 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:29.640 last week there's no way he can that could be 8 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:31.719 his last game because of the way they lost. He said, 9 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:35.960 I can't go out like that. Whenever you're shooting hoops, 10 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:37.359 you have to do what you have to make. 11 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:39.520 Ye make one last shot, right? 12 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:40.240 He did not. 13 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:43.679 He said I'm coming back for sure. He's been in 14 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:45.280 the NFL for twelve years. 15 00:00:45.719 --> 00:00:47.039 He is a for. 16 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:51.200 Sure first ballot Hall of Famer. But the Chiefs got 17 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:55.240 their ass. Look forty to twenty two is not an 18 00:00:55.320 --> 00:01:00.000 accurate representation of the ass whooping that they took in. 19 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.959 The Super Bowl for everyone to watch. 20 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:08.280 And by the way, Kelsey had his worst game maybe 21 00:01:08.319 --> 00:01:11.120 in his career in the Super Bowls. 22 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:12.799 He was like, I can't go out like that one 23 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:15.560 more year. I got a list for you boys, Okay, 24 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:16.400 come on with it. 25 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:21.879 People discuss and share the most messed up confessions they've 26 00:01:21.879 --> 00:01:22.400 ever heard. 27 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:25.599 Oh wow, well it is ash Wednesday coming out. 28 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.760 Doing so Tuesday night we're doing the big Catholic get together, 29 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:33.599 and then I'm thinking about doing confession before we go. 30 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.760 I may go by and see the sneaking deacon Greg 31 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:40.680 get your because he's my favorite ash. 32 00:01:39.959 --> 00:01:43.480 He was explaining why we put ash on our foreheads. 33 00:01:43.719 --> 00:01:46.280 It's such a great story. We should have monted tell 34 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:50.959 the story for everyone to enjoy the Catholic experience. Greg, 35 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:52.040 do some confession. 36 00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:55.400 You should be consider it, Tony, and go the day 37 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:58.040 before when no one else is there, so you don't 38 00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:01.079 hold up the line. 39 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:03.359 He's not kidding. 40 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:08.560 The last time I went uh, father Mark said hey, yea, yeah, 41 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:11.159 let me stop. You can we put all of this 42 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:12.840 under sex, drugs and rock and roll? 43 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.400 I go, sure, he goes done, David. 44 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:17.479 Is the truth that you showed up to ASH Wednesday 45 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:20.280 and they went Jennings was just here. 46 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:25.240 That may or may not have happened. 47 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:27.080 All right, give me a confession. 48 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:28.599 Confessions people are sharing. 49 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:33.319 My coworker confessed that she'd been secretly feeding her husband's 50 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:35.439 allergic cat chocolate when he wasn't home. 51 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:37.960 Oh no, because. 52 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:40.120 She wanted it to naturally pass away so they can 53 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:41.319 get a dog instead. 54 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:47.599 Oh my gosh, that isn't I don't. That isn't automatic. 55 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:51.520 You find that information out, you leave her as soon 56 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:54.599 as you pack your bags and get out of there, 57 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.439 because you know what she's gonna do next. 58 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:58.599 Oh yeah, she canna poison you. 59 00:02:58.879 --> 00:02:59.560 Absolutely. 60 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:03.280 I reported her to our mutual friend who lived with them. 61 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:06.719 The cat is safe now. 62 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:07.800 People will tell you. 63 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:11.080 Therapists will tell you if there is there is certain 64 00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:16.560 rules in their business, if there is stories of animal abuse. 65 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:21.759 Those people are off kilter. They're not right. They're not 66 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:26.400 a holes. Look we're all three. Dwight and I are 67 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:29.599 pretty good, pretty big one. 68 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:30.360 Yeah he is. 69 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:31.759 He's a smarmy one. 70 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:36.919 Yeah, snarky. He's a snarky Give me another one. That 71 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:38.439 was really dark? Out of the game. 72 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:42.280 What are you doing, man, it's Monday. I wake up 73 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:43.360 depressed already. 74 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:46.199 I am a cousin who has no shame and actually 75 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.960 brags about how she cheats and how she's a homewrecker 76 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:52.599 by messing around with married men and all her previous relationships. 77 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:55.319 She cheated, and she'd bragged everyone and laugh about how 78 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:57.680 she hooked up with some guy while her boyfriend had 79 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:00.439 no idea she was actually engaged for a did the 80 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.560 same thing to him with multiple dudes, and she's proud 81 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:03.840 of this. 82 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:07.280 You have no idea how many women in this town, 83 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:11.599 in around the world, not be specific that will that 84 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:18.240 see specifically married men because there's no attachment, there's no 85 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:20.560 there's no there's no way this can get out in 86 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.199 front of her skis to where this guy's gonna want 87 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:25.199 to date for a long time, so they date specifically 88 00:04:25.319 --> 00:04:29.199 or exclusively married men. And this person is evil, Yes, 89 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:33.839 she's evil. She's ruining people's lives and and she does 90 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:35.879 this to her own boyfriends, Like you're dating and you 91 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:38.839 still do this, that's just she just a skank. 92 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:40.560 Yeah, good word. 93 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:43.160 At a sleepover, my friend told me she had been 94 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:47.120 secretly recording her parents' fights and uploading them to YouTube 95 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:52.720 for money. She had over one hundred thousand subscribers. I 96 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:54.959 checked later. The channel is still up, but she stopped 97 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:56.399 posting after dad found out. 98 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.360 Hey Frank, hell a fight you had last night? 99 00:04:59.480 --> 00:04:59.839 Will you? So? 100 00:05:02.279 --> 00:05:05.519 The scene in The Watchers where their daughter gets the 101 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:09.040 iPad and records a video that basically claims her father 102 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:11.399 is a racist, my stomach. 103 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:15.920 I just went. She was like, do you deserve this 104 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:17.800 or I don't know why. He just uh huh. I 105 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:19.720 don't care. I don't series. 106 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:25.800 It is so psychologically depressing. It's crazy. But that scene 107 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:29.879 got to me. That scene got to me. Go ahead, 108 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:30.959 weird confessions. 109 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:34.560 I had a friend confess to being the biological father 110 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:38.199 of two other friend's kids. What two separate instances of 111 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:42.439 cheating with a friend's wife, two instances resulting in a child. 112 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:44.120 I don't know. I'm gonna handle it. I was only 113 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:45.199 told a couple of days ago. 114 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.519 Depending on the age of the children, look, once you 115 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:51.839 get into a certain couple of years, that's your kid. 116 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:53.959 I don't care what the DNA says. You're the father. 117 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:56.439 I mean, you're the dad. It can people could be 118 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:56.839 a father. 119 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:59.240 But the wives both cheating with the same dude. 120 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:06.000 Yeah, getting must you know, must be pretty uh. 121 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:08.319 Looking guy, good looking guy like me. 122 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.399 You know they can't they can't resist. Every time I 123 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:13.279 walk by the sales girls, I hear him say what 124 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:15.079 it asked? Well, the question is heard. 125 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.600 Joe say that the question is she probably doesn't know 126 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.480 for sure the two kids are his. Like you, you 127 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:23.439 can have a if you don't do a DNA test, 128 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.319 then you can have an idea that could be theirs. 129 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:30.480 But yeah, my former roommate told me she'd been stealing 130 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.439 small amounts of money from her grandma for years. She 131 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:36.759 justified it by saying she has dementia, doesn't need it anyway. 132 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:38.519 Oh. 133 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:40.720 I moved out the next month and reported her to 134 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:41.800 the bank. 135 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:46.240 No good for you, Yeah she did. Wow. Well, man, 136 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:50.240 that's hardcore. That's cold as it gets. She's got dementia, 137 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:51.480 she doesn't need the money anyway. 138 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:54.240 Well, you're you know, you're probably there's probably other siblings. 139 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:57.279 She's screwing them over. That's that's the deal. If granny's 140 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.800 got demension, she doesn't need a lot. 141 00:06:58.879 --> 00:06:59.879 I'm not. You know, you. 142 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:02.360 Can't take the money. That's jerk city. But you know 143 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:03.439 how many people do that? 144 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:06.519 Why would argue she needs the money now more than 145 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:08.439 ever for home care, healthcare? 146 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:11.800 This one you're gonna love for Greenie. 147 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:14.360 This was a while back, long time ago, but I 148 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:16.639 was out with a friend and we stopped by one 149 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.439 of her other friend's houses. This friend of a friend 150 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:22.720 warned me to never eat at their house because her 151 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:27.319 little brother was prone to taking prodigiously huge dumps that 152 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:30.759 clogged the toilet, and her parents would cut them up 153 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:35.040 with their regular kitchen utensils. What and then toss them 154 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:38.480 back in the dishwasher and put them back in the drawer. 155 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.120 Oh my gosh, Wait, the beach were so big we 156 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:43.079 had to be chopped up. 157 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:44.920 Okay, is that what we're talking about? 158 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:47.959 Yeah, And they would use the forks and knives, the 159 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:49.639 forks a knife from the kitchen. 160 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:50.800 And then put them back in the kitchen drawer. 161 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:54.439 See, we have something called the Kathy coat hanger from 162 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.959 when my sister law comes over. Okay, but it's a 163 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:00.199 cold hanger, and I don't we just keep it in 164 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:01.720 there for her? And then when she used this she 165 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:03.480 throws into the trash game, we put a new cold 166 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:04.399 hanger in for Kathy. 167 00:08:04.519 --> 00:08:07.319 The fact that there's not just one person, but it's 168 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:11.800 an entire family of psychopaths that think that's okay, right, 169 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:15.920 a bunch of turd choppers. I can't really be specific, 170 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.120 but if there's certain things that happened to a cup 171 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:20.240 or a plate or a knife or a fork in 172 00:08:20.279 --> 00:08:23.639 our house, it's thrown away time, like if something happens 173 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:25.839 to it. I can't be specific, and I can't remember 174 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:27.560 what the last reason was, but I was like, I'm 175 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:29.319 never using this again because it'll be in my head. 176 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:33.080 I was on a website that got said to me 177 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:38.559 that was for let's say, marital aide, right, and some 178 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:42.000 of these things it's said on there, dishwasher safe. I'm like, 179 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:43.600 my gosh, dishwasher. 180 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:45.279 Well you have to wash them? 181 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:48.559 Yeah, you wash them with cleaner. Yeah, yeah, we'll put 182 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:53.159 them in a dishwasher whatever. Whatever the thing might be 183 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:54.240 that I'm talking. 184 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:57.120 About it right, where's the coffee cup? 185 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:58.879 See the dishwashers clean? 186 00:08:59.000 --> 00:08:59.759 Just grab one. 187 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:02.679 To see a spatuel And what's that? 188 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:07.639 What? What's the weird noise coming out of the dishwasher? Nana? 189 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:14.879 Why are there rockets in the dishwasher? My coworker and 190 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:17.000 I were in our office. One of them left, so 191 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:19.480 it was just me and him. He turned around, looked 192 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:21.879 me dead in the eye and said, I have cancer. 193 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:24.919 It's really bad. Don't tell anyone. Oh, then turned around 194 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:27.200 as the other coworker came back in and started chatting 195 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:28.080 like nothing happened. 196 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:31.840 It's unfair. It's so unfair. I know you want to 197 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:34.159 get it off your chest and tell someone, but why 198 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:37.360 did you choose me to be burdened with this information 199 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:39.559 and try to process what it's all. 200 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:42.799 About Tony by the way. Yeah, hey, how does Tony 201 00:09:42.840 --> 00:09:44.159 Vinetti change the light bulb? 202 00:09:44.440 --> 00:09:45.360 I don't know how. 203 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:48.720 Hey, I who the light bub in the entire would 204 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:49.960 revolves abound me. 205 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.480 Perhaps, yes, see, so you get here's yeah. 206 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:57.080 So the reaction and proper reaction to be getting upset 207 00:09:57.120 --> 00:09:58.279 with the guy that has cancer. 208 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.960 Yeah, you know what you ought to do. So the 209 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:06.840 guy says, hey, I've got cancer. Don't tell anybody. Then 210 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:08.840 as soon as Brian walks by, Hey Brian, you don't 211 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.480 Mike here has cancer? Right, don't tell anybody, and that'll 212 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:14.000 never happen again. Nobody will ever trust you, just like 213 00:10:14.039 --> 00:10:15.679 I'll ever tell you pertonent information. 214 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:17.960 Yeah, yeah, you know, and I'm fine with that. 215 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:19.600 Yes, yeah, because you don't want to know. 216 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.919 Yeah, or you. The other answer would be me too, 217 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:26.519 Oh wow, where's yours? 218 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:30.559 I was invited to my friend's wedding, and when I 219 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:32.519 was in the washroom, his bride asked me to come 220 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:35.080 in the stall and help hold up her dress while 221 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:36.000 she went to the bathroom. 222 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:38.559 She told me there that she. 223 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:41.120 Had her tubes tied and couldn't have more kids, didn't 224 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:44.919 want more kids, but never told her new husband she 225 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:49.080 wasn't even upset. It was like ha ha ha, Wow 226 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:51.840 they are now divorced. He is remarried and has a 227 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:52.720 child that he adored. 228 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:54.240 I'll go say, wait till he gets her home and 229 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:57.600 sees her tubes. Yeah, yeah, giveaway right there. 230 00:10:57.639 --> 00:11:00.720 Some people get married with that intention I want to 231 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:03.320 have children, and it is unfair as one person like 232 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.840 the guy gets fixed or she gets fixed, or you know, 233 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.240 it's the old story where somebody was poking. They were 234 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:11.320 poking holes as up in the condom so it wouldn't work. 235 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:12.759 Oh yeah, yeah, stuff like that. 236 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:16.159 Yeah, and it's just it's just wrong, just be honest. 237 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:17.440 So many of these things. 238 00:11:17.480 --> 00:11:20.039 How many times we hear these stories that we report 239 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:23.000 on and it's like, you could have just got divorced, 240 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:26.080 right and just left it and everything would have been fine. 241 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:29.320 Now you're in prison, I mean, somebody's dead. 242 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:32.320 Yeah, we watched it. That's another thing we watched over 243 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:35.039 the weekend was the Lacy Peterson. I want to watch 244 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:39.240 that documentary. I want to watch that insane man insane 245 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:40.559 And I did. 246 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.480 Hate to get off topic, but that's speaking of that 247 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:46.120 is that eighteen year old that killed that poor fifteen 248 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:48.440 year old girl over the weekend. Yeah, I was in 249 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:51.759 her room and she he stabbed her to death and 250 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:54.159 they got him a couple of minutes. A couple hours later, 251 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:57.279 they knew who it was, but that poor fifteen year 252 00:11:57.320 --> 00:12:01.120 old girl stabbed to death in the Iroquois neighborhood Saturday night. 253 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:04.200 And then he's this this guy in the picture of him, 254 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.559 and is the mugshot. 255 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:08.039 He looks like a psychopathic. 256 00:12:08.080 --> 00:12:11.200 I'm just wondering if one of our lousy, worthless loeus 257 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.879 of judges will call this person's mother follow that. 258 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:16.879 Yeah, let's follow that. That's pretty open and shot. And 259 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.279 you know this kid was eighteen, he's eighteen, nineteen years old. 260 00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:22.080 How she's fighting. I want to find out how many 261 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:23.879 violent priors he's had on him too. 262 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:24.600 Well, let's do that. 263 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:27.799 We gotta get some of these judges. Yeah he's big, he's. 264 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:29.480 Eighteen, Okay, well, yeah, he's eighteen. 265 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:32.320 A supervisor in my department at work pulled me aside. 266 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:34.639 He told me they would deny it if anybody asked. 267 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:37.559 Then he said that a coworker of mine was secretly 268 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:40.360 filming me at work. She said she was told not 269 00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:42.159 to tell me, but I thought I deserve to know. 270 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:47.039 Oh you think. Yeah, dude, someone's feeling you for what purpose? 271 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:47.679 Don't know. 272 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:48.960 Oh it's creepy. 273 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:49.960 That is creep around. 274 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:50.720 I used to eat you. 275 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:53.159 Know, ten years ago it was super creep rama. You're right, 276 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:57.159 But now we're just on video all the time everywhere. 277 00:12:57.519 --> 00:12:58.559 Yeah, we just are. 278 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:02.519 Now you can't check out, put your phone down. 279 00:13:02.559 --> 00:13:06.039 Stop videoing me? Why video in me? Yeah you were 280 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:09.919 saying this is it's no big deal. I don't care. 281 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:13.519 But you can't check out a target. 282 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:17.080 You look up, you just raise your head from target 283 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:19.039 checking things out, and there you're on camera. 284 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.600 All these guys that you know show up at Walmart 285 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:25.200 or Low's or Minards and they buy like a murder kit. 286 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:29.120 They buy rope and tarp and a shovel. You're on video. 287 00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:30.399 You're on video, dude. 288 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:34.840 Well, the two guys that did the Jesse smole A, yeah, 289 00:13:34.919 --> 00:13:39.000 Juicy Juicy, I'm sorry, Juicy smole A. They're all on 290 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:42.399 camera buying the rope, buying all the props. 291 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:45.039 It's the hat. 292 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:46.799 The rope and everything was like you were on camera 293 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:49.039 and with the video that our phone can take. 294 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:51.840 I know, why are surveillance camera is always grainy? 295 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:55.480 I don't know that because now they are. Like last 296 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:58.679 night they were mentioning how many movies can be completely 297 00:13:58.720 --> 00:13:59.919 shot on an iPhone. 298 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:02.519 Yeah, this one's awful. 299 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:03.919 Well, I don't want to say I gotta talk to 300 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:06.720 that for a second, because Mario that comes in here 301 00:14:06.759 --> 00:14:09.480 and does our videos, super guy, the guys. 302 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:11.840 In Yeah, take fifty cents out. 303 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:16.399 I'll allow it. It's the only one today. You were behind, David, Yeah, 304 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.519 you are behind. You might have to listen to the podcast. 305 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:19.440 It might be a couple in there. 306 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:24.440 He does speed balls. But Mario, he does all these 307 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:26.759 videos for us. I asked him, I said, what do 308 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.759 you do you download putting computer? He goes, no, no, no, 309 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:31.840 it's all on my phone. You added, He goes, yeah, 310 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:33.519 everything he does on his phone. 311 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:36.799 These kids, this one's terrible. 312 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:37.399 Okay. 313 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:39.200 A co worker told me that when he was seven 314 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.759 or eight, he was at his aunt's farm playing with matches, 315 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.720 lighting them and throwing him in a bucket. Some haycot 316 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:46.919 fire and things got out of control. He closed the 317 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:50.080 barn doors and went outside. The adults came running when 318 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:52.159 they realized what was happening, and the horses were in 319 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:55.639 there making horrible noises. No Dad got the barn doors open. 320 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:58.679 Horses with flaming manes came running out. Several were killed, 321 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:01.519 others had to be put down. His aunt knew he'd 322 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:04.120 been involved, but he insisted he didn't do anything. His 323 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:06.759 aunt blamed him, but his father took his side, and 324 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:10.080 it caused a huge family Rift said he never told anyone, 325 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:12.519 and that the memory of the horses and the loss 326 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:14.039 of the barn was something he'll. 327 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:15.639 Carry his whole life. 328 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:18.919 He was a kid. He was a kid playing with matches. 329 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.159 He was a kid. How old he say? 330 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:21.480 Seven? 331 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.120 Seven or eight? Something like that. 332 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:26.360 Man, Come on, dude, everybody played with matches when there 333 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:29.320 were seven, not me. No, you've played with the actual 334 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:32.639 I was responsible. You had a zippo at seven. 335 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:33.399 And that can. 336 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:36.039 One more? 337 00:15:36.399 --> 00:15:39.320 Hey, teach, let me light you. 338 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:41.799 Perhaps perhaps I had a coworker come to the house. 339 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:44.039 There were drinks and smoking all that good stuff. After 340 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:45.840 everybody cleared out and it was just him and me, 341 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:49.000 he got really weird, gave me a hug and whispered 342 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:51.919 in my ear. I hope this doesn't change anything, man, 343 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:53.840 but I need to let you know that I've killed 344 00:15:53.879 --> 00:15:54.399 two people. 345 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:56.440 Oh my gosh. 346 00:15:56.679 --> 00:15:58.559 I thought he was messing around, and when they left, 347 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:01.320 I decided to search him. Sure as heck, he gotten 348 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:04.519 out of prison three years prior on murder Charger. We're 349 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:06.799 still cool to this day. Seems like he's turned his 350 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:09.759 life around and has become a pretty decent family man. 351 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:12.399 You don't know what. You don't know. 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