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Speaker 1: Red and tell me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, and Merry Christmas, ladies, And definitely

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they're all over the cast is applauding. Wait till they

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open up their presence, they won't be.

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Speaker 3: Now, you know, three rd nine o three and Merry Christmas.

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You right, well here it is Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know I don't And you know what

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I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Give you, no, Redd, I haven't the slightest idea.

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Speaker 2: And then we're even neither of.

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Speaker 4: I won't say. I heard johny Eddie Canner program last night.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hey, you know who's a great guy to

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is this Harry von Zel? He laughs at everything that

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Canner says.

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Speaker 4: You know, well, I can laugh as hard as Harry

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von Zel.

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Speaker 3: See you go ahead, I'll say something funny like cannor

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I'm dead.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm getting read. It was really some show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a real comedian, Eddie Canner me me, but

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he's been on the air a long time. Yew. When

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Eddie first went on the radio, Mark Cooney was just

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thinking of the idea when.

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Speaker 3: You first went on the radio, you sorry you ever

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thought of it? You know, it must have been exciting

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being on the air with Eddie Canner. He discovered a

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lot of talent Manna Durban Dinah show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sophie Tucker, John.

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Speaker 4: John Wilkes Booth, Wait a second, how long has he

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been in Chown.

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Speaker 2: Eddie Cannon. Let's see, well, let's see. Lincoln was shot

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in sixty. I took a bath from twenty two. I

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don't know. It's been a long.

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Speaker 1: Time, you know.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was cute the way you played Junior

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and Eddie played your father. Yeah. Here I got a

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nice card, Eddie Canner.

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Speaker 1: I read it for you, says dear Rid.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being Junior on our show. We really love

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Junior and we all want him to return the microphone.

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I had to turn the face. We're all joking aside,

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ladies and Jeff when everyone kids Eddie Canner about his

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big eyes, but very seldom anything is said about the

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big hand that he has. It's always ready to reach

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out and give help to some unfortunate person. Anita Ellis

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Singh's toy Land by Victor Herbert.

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Speaker 5: Ball joy.

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Speaker 6: Step never to pass its birth, and then you drew within.

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Speaker 1: The shop.

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Speaker 5: John Sigmato line, It's for.

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Speaker 3: To night, the stories and the scoffing scrap book of

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fat tire are about Christmas. If you'd rather have the

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deeper type of Christmas stories, you can go to.

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Speaker 1: The Dickens.

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Speaker 7: Chap your wine the black Market Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Good evening there, friend, Merry Christmas and welcome to the

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Sweet Tooth Candy Kitchen.

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Speaker 4: Are you a battle.

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Speaker 1: For shack Nasty?

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Speaker 2: Well, if I ain't some guy sure running around with

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a horrible name.

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Speaker 8: I know, well Ben Ruben the newsboys at me. Oh yes,

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he told me you might have some bubble gumers.

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Speaker 1: Run so low note so loud.

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Speaker 3: Stepping to the back of the store. We the boys

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just smuggling in this morning. The boys, Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: The gum runners. Is this safe at black market?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 2: This is more of a tannetale gray, But I can't

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take any chances just talking out in the open. I

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was run in last week for cutting up extinction cords

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and selling them to near sighted kids for liquorage. Now, well,

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what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 8: Well, I'd like to get a box of bubble gums

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my grandsons for chrystal.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what gold mine do you own? Well? How much

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does it run? Two dollars a bull.

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Speaker 1: Two dollars A yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's providing you take a few sticks of the other

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brands of gums.

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Speaker 3: See, we're operating the way the liquor stores. Do you

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buy one bottle of good stuff, you gotta get some

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of that butt cut.

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Speaker 2: Wood it, you know. You know, at that price I

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can buy.

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Speaker 1: A new car.

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Speaker 2: You'd be surprised how many people are buying gum this

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year instead of car.

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Speaker 1: That seems ridiculous to.

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Speaker 4: Pay that much.

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Speaker 5: Put Well, I'll tell you what I do have.

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Speaker 2: You might be interested in some use.

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Speaker 9: Bubble gum.

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Speaker 3: Might be able to scrape you up a bunks of

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that sporty.

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Speaker 1: Well, where do you get it?

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Speaker 2: From the seats after it kid his met in egg?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but from the Beverly Hills hitching post to eat it.

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This ain't that rip rap stuff, you know, you.

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Speaker 2: Know the movie carts, the movie star kids is then

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they're difference. You know, as soon as the sugar's out

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of the gum, they're ready for a new chew. They

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don't go in for the sport of blowing it and

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popping it.

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Speaker 8: Well, I guess i'd better get some of the fresh

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bubble gum. Good for you, Good for you Christmas on

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cons that's right here we are. Well, now tell me,

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Are there any instructions for the gum? My grandson's only

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four years old and he's never seen anything.

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Speaker 3: Well, all he has to do the boar bubble is

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to breathe through the nose and out through the mouth.

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I'll be showing you get that straight, because if he

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does it the other way around, he's gonna be in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Here, I'll give you. I'll give you a demonstration. One

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size head does your grandson's hat?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 3: Well, I want to give you an idea of how

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the bubble gum is going to look hanging out of

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his kisses. You see, if it's not just right, the

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size is not right, the loss is too great. When

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it popped, it gets in their hair, all over their faces,

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shuts off their breathing. Well, he wears a size three hat.

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Speaker 1: What they kid got for a head?

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Speaker 2: Grape fruit? I'll have to chew this stuff up around

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and get some of the kinks out of it. Oh there,

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what my fun?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 9: Watch this button?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 4: It has nice texture, doesn't it?

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Speaker 10: Fifty one gate.

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Speaker 2: Makes a nice your bubble? Don't you think.

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Speaker 4: You better step back?

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Speaker 2: This may be a little moist orized. Well, would you

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mind if I a step into the throom. It's it's

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getting on my coat, the twentiest singing. Poppa's out of

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my head, getting fight of here. And I knew if

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I stayed in this business long enough, I've blow.

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Speaker 1: Him a top.

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Speaker 3: Chapter two.

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Speaker 7: Christmas is even the stage brush country.

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Speaker 2: Whoo whoo.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just say stop? That's why?

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Speaker 2: Hey, don't the town look pretty? I like the way

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they got them trees decorated hanging from him here it

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is Christmas evening. I'm penels. Ain't you going to spend

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Christmas with you?

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Speaker 4: That?

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Speaker 2: No, they won't let me.

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Speaker 1: And alcatrac No, is he still on the rock? He's

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been there ever since? It was a bebbel.

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Speaker 4: Well, I remembered you this time, dead eye.

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Speaker 11: Oh, here's a little present for you, but don't open

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until tomorrow because they set to go up until then.

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Speaker 1: That's mighty sweet of you, Brian.

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Speaker 2: I feel pretty bad though I didn't get you nothing.

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How would you like a new car?

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Speaker 1: Why show? Here's some viable bill's gonna keep you alive

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that long? Hey, look over there is a bank.

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Speaker 2: I'll go in and get some money.

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Speaker 3: And give it to you.

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Speaker 1: Oh the bank is closed.

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Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't going to make out a withdrawal clip.

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Speaker 1: No, I forget it because dead I it's Christmas.

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Speaker 11: You don't have to prove to me that under that

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dirty shirt beats a good heart.

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Speaker 2: But that's why I want to get you something, Bob,

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and I.

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Speaker 1: Don't want it. You don't know what it is. Twenty

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years in this state in.

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Speaker 2: No, I won't be no trouble at all.

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Speaker 3: Look, there's only one cash in there, in there with

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all that lettuce.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but that's old Tim Hotnett, one of the best

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shots in these parts.

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Speaker 3: Here for their partner. I'm the best shot in these parts.

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Watch me like my cigarette shooting it.

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Speaker 2: Holy it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of shot, though. You better watch you know.

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I prefer the difficult shot. Shit.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, things didn't smell too good around here anyway.

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Speaker 1: You come on now, just go over there that bank

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clerk oh by himself.

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Speaker 11: Now, yeah, well, I'll tell you what. You take your

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deck of CODs and deal a poker hand. Now, if

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I get the best hand, we'll forget about robbing this bank.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny. Neighbor.

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Speaker 2: Oh there you are five for me and five for you.

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Speaker 1: What you got three ages?

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Speaker 2: The two came well, santy Claud came early. I got

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a pair of sixes.

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Speaker 11: Man, a past six is gonna beat two kings and

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three ones?

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Speaker 2: These do they got pearl handled?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: You show his lover. Now, climb up there and keep

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them covered.

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Speaker 2: Why is he cold?

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Speaker 1: Get climbing?

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Speaker 2: Willis merry Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas? Drink a tree. Don't say that on Halloween.

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Speaker 11: Oh gee, I plumb forgot to tell you.

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Speaker 2: But this is a stick up.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we'll take that.

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Speaker 11: Oh, get out the cutting me.

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Speaker 2: Well, don't lay there, get on your horse like me,

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and let's get out of here.

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Speaker 4: Now for the final act of The Red Skeleton Show

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from December twenty fourth, nineteen forty six, Chapter.

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Speaker 7: Four, Christmas Eve in a child's herd, a home with

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a tree, the warm spirit of love and a child

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is truly the meaning of peace, honor, goodwill toward men.

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Speaker 1: I wonder where Julire is.

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Speaker 9: He never stays away this long a pat What did

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you get Junior for Christmas?

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Speaker 8: I got him what every boy like him should have,

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my dear, a muzzle with straight jacket to make.

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Speaker 3: Path.

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Speaker 1: You didn't, so what's wrong with it?

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Speaker 6: I got him the same.

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Speaker 2: Thing, by the way, is the boy hung up his

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talking heavy.

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Speaker 9: Every pair he has doing quite hops to the windtop

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from the airport.

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Speaker 5: And your safety belt there he is now over there?

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Speaker 2: Well where the bins?

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Speaker 9: Where did you get all those passes?

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Speaker 1: Not showed out?

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Speaker 10: Not show it out?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm being followed, Judy, there's a man out there.

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Speaker 1: Go to heavens.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he wants to kidnaps you know? Jup happy?

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Speaker 1: Where have you been now?

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Speaker 2: Need the corner drug store? Yeah? Have you been worried

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about me?

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Speaker 7: Have you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I went down there and I thought I never

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get waited. Gun. Hey, you don't have a charge of

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count at your drug store?

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Speaker 4: Doesn't you know?

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Speaker 7: You? Just now?

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Speaker 9: I hope you didn't give him a lot of trouble at.

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Speaker 2: The drug store. They kept me waiting, show you on that.

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When I finally did get waited and I fixed him, boy,

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I bought a box of Bobby Paint and made him

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gift wrapped ever you want to. That was very nice

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of you.

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Speaker 9: But do you think Santa Claus would do if he

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heard about this?

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I didn't get to see him this

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year to tell him what I want, and I don't care.

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Let it get back to him. I don't care. No,

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let him know I is bad. Let him know I

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was bad and he had any idea you're bringing me anything?

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Speaker 1: Just tell him to forgig about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait up for him when you're not looking.

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I gonna grab him and push him in the closet

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and knock.

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Speaker 2: Him in there. And they're not going to beat a

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noos handy. I'm not going to have big looking win dudes.

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Speaker 3: But he with fans on him, great big spike boy,

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and they will sneak up and I'm not looking.

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Speaker 1: They will.

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Speaker 11: Kill me.

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Speaker 9: Do No, it's all right, No.

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Speaker 7: It's not.

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Speaker 1: I said bad thing about ny J.

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Speaker 9: Don't worry about did he will forget you say lights

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good little boy, That's.

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Speaker 1: What I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm a good You can serve me for dinner tomorrow.

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Now that's enough. Now, what did you buy for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: What did you buy me? Jun?

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Speaker 2: Well it's you never guess here.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a tie box.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what I thought you think it was.

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Speaker 3: And you're going to be surpied when you open your

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uptional little grandson.

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Speaker 9: I'm doing his own shopping, you know, Pat. It's things

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like this that makes me sorry.

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Speaker 3: I ever grew up.

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't grow up, Grandma, You just grew out.

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Speaker 8: Well Burner, my dear, we've taken our age gracefully, still

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young and hard. One nice thing about our age. People

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no longer tell us we're getting old.

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Speaker 7: Yes, very sweet of your pat.

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Speaker 2: Boy he's bucking for something. Christmas spirits got him last me, Grandma,

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He said, you help poor Revere sadly horse.

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Speaker 1: I was only telling the boy a bedtime story.

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Speaker 2: J Have you know I'm not that old?

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Speaker 9: No, Hey, your braces come on, polls off conting.

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Speaker 2: I think it's time for you to go to nine three.

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But this is the knife when.

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Speaker 11: Said it lost?

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Speaker 2: And I don't care. Who are hot people?

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Speaker 9: I take this popcorn ball.

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Speaker 2: You might want to know on something? Did you make them?

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Y Well, it's all assumed you. I just knowing the

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bed poles. It's easier on the chine. Oh no, I

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start chewing them and I wind up gumming them. Hey,

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good night, Grandpa. I hope Stanny Clok bring you what

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you wanted.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 4: I asked him to bring me a new Buick Roadmaster.

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Speaker 2: Critic a maroon with white wheels. Yep, the cockbo shupping

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down when.

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Speaker 1: Shy, Oh you dreamer.

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Speaker 2: You you know I was going to get a new

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bell and howl camera, you know, but every to replace

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you Brownie. Yeah, but every time bell put my name down?

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Howel rub it up? You're stalled long enough?

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Speaker 1: Hurry off to bed.

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Speaker 2: Here, Brownie is due here now. Well, I don't think

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you'll be coming here. I've been pretty unbearable. Lad, he's

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pretty fair. I think he'll overlook a few things. Confusion. Yeah,

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but when I close my eyes and see always things.

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Guy who wrecked this year? I sort of put that

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atomic bomb in the firecracker class.

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 2: Well, Mary question, Mary.

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Speaker 10: Christmas, here's somebody up on the world.

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Speaker 2: Now he's downstairs. You're downstairs. I better go down and

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see who it is. I wonder what time it is?

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Maybe to stick up the car? Got both hands straight up?

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Where's me? Popka? And I'll sneak down and sell them away?

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I will I fly down the banister and then.

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Speaker 1: You won't hear me.

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Speaker 2: I forgot coming more comfortable with Pagama.

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Speaker 3: John, Oh, look who you sleeping? You carried the Danny

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knows I'm going.

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Speaker 1: To pull his beard. And he was really here.

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Speaker 2: The build really connected door. Why I pull it these

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ears too straight out?

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Speaker 1: Well, junior, why aren't you in bed?

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Speaker 10: It's late?

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Speaker 2: Well, you reindeers broke me up. I didn't think i'd get.

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Speaker 1: To see who this year? Right? I missed you down

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the department store. Here sit on his lap.

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Speaker 2: Boy, you you're is door?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Who built you?

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Speaker 2: Shimming boy? You look like a family skee bottle of catch?

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If you guys go blood shot blimpy? Oh boy, how

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come you went to sleep in the big chair.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the last house on my root. I

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wasn't sleeping, just resting my eyes.

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Speaker 2: Thinking is you tired, Kenny, clud.

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Speaker 1: No, not tired, disillusioned.

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Speaker 3: For years I believed that everyone lived with the spirit

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of giving in their hearts for three hundred and sixty

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five days a year, not just at Christmas time.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you don't know the half of a candy clod.

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You already sneak up on around summertime. Boy, it's getting show.

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People don't even shake hands anymore. You know they can't

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get a good enough grip because of the grease palms.

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You know you don't know the hack of it. Kenny,

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you had tears in your eyes you smoke burning them.

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Speaker 3: No, I've been thinking, maybe it'd be better if I

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stopped coming back. Oh, stop trying to bring the spirit

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of giving into the hearts.

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Speaker 1: Of the world.

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Speaker 2: Oh shany clok, you can't do. Yeah, you gotta come back.

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Speaker 3: So many people you argue, not for what you bring them,

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but because you your humber of goodness. But only for

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a short time. Tonight I passed the grave of a

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boy who fought and gave his life. Tonight, I passed

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the park bench where his brother sleeps. Tonight I passed

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the house of the man who made both possible. Like

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a miser, he's trying to hold the precious destiny of

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his fellow men, worshiping not the spirit of Christmas, but

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kneeling to the power of greed, haunting the wheels of progress,

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betraying all the right to a free government, belittling those

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who gave their lifeblood for peace on earth, goodwill toward men,

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wishing a merry Christmas to no one.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I think it'd be better if I never came

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back again.

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Speaker 3: Oh, pe cany clues he'd be better, Nick, here, it

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will well, I'll think it over.

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Speaker 1: Just remember, Junior, greed is the greatest weapon of war.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Ramo cons Chin Snake.

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Speaker 1: Well I was getting along. Oh say, I almost forgot

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to ask you what do you want for Chris?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, now you are going to playing the main goodness

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for who. I ain't been very good this year, and

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I won't ask for anything. That'll probably be the best

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thing I've done this year.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you've been that bad.

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Speaker 2: You is tired, didn't you?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Just reach in the back and get whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anything will beat that piece junk you.

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Speaker 1: Brought me that year by that was a joke, it

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is now.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what kind of book is this?

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Speaker 3: What kind of books you like to have? It seems

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like a lot of folks are asking for comics books

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this year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been so hard to get during the war.

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Speaker 1: They all went there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know.

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Speaker 3: Well, Mary Cobley, I gotta be going, and my wife

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will be wondering what's becoming?

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Speaker 9: You have that trouble too.

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Speaker 2: I'll run upstairs and.

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Speaker 11: What you take of this?

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Speaker 2: Boy? Oh boy boy?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Look at them reindeers. They look like pony with hall

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trees in their heads.

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Speaker 1: I feel much better.

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Speaker 2: I'll be watching my day were report for more brotherly love? Sure?

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Speaker 5: Half along?

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Speaker 2: I give me back. Then Gordy very quick, m Mary

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quick quick,