Speaker 1: I know ben seeing that you guys have seen how
Speaker 1: jacked up my teeth? All right, my bottom teeth.
Speaker 2: I got shark teeth too.
Speaker 1: This this one right here, the one that's pushed way back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? Is that a dead tooth? I don't
Speaker 2: think so.
Speaker 3: You can smell it.
Speaker 2: I can smell it. You can smell it dead tooth?
Speaker 2: Are you guys? Is this your nice way of saying
Speaker 2: your breath is horrible?
Speaker 4: No, my my breath. All I do is drink coffee
Speaker 4: and eat beef.
Speaker 2: So my my breath's got to be the worst of
Speaker 2: any of ours.
Speaker 3: And it's an It's always sunny episodes.
Speaker 1: She hasks, Did I tell you guys about my dennis
Speaker 1: lying to me?
Speaker 3: Doctor Ted? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I had to go see doctor Ted because my dentist
Speaker 1: lied to me.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, doctor Ted today, do you.
Speaker 1: Guys know what have you guys ever heard of in
Speaker 1: visile line?
Speaker 2: Yeah? My daughter has it? Okay, so uh.
Speaker 1: In visile line is something that you know, if you
Speaker 1: want braces, A lot of people go to an orthodontist.
Speaker 1: If a dentist is trying to sell you in visile line,
Speaker 1: that would be like a heart doctor trying to sell
Speaker 1: you a knee surgery, right, you know. And so I
Speaker 1: was going to this dentist that I loved all right,
Speaker 1: and he he kind of looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman
Speaker 1: and I loved him. And then he sold his practice,
Speaker 1: and so he sold his practice. Suddenly have a brand
Speaker 1: new dentist. This brand new Dennis came. He was like, man,
Speaker 1: you sure could use in visile line. And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I talked for a living. Not well, but I do
Speaker 1: talk for a living, so I don't want to do that,
Speaker 1: you know, thank you. And then recently I went in
Speaker 1: and they go, yeah, man, you've got a hairline crack
Speaker 1: in that shark.
Speaker 2: Tooth you have.
Speaker 1: Oh and if you don't get it taken care of,
Speaker 1: it's just going to fall out?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh God, but one of the
Speaker 1: ways we can fix it is with invisile line. It's
Speaker 1: only forty two hundred dollars. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. And so then I went and
Speaker 1: saw our buddy, doctor Ted, and he goes what he goes, Dude,
Speaker 1: anybody your age has teeth with hairline cracks in it,
Speaker 1: because that is not going to fall.
Speaker 2: Out of your mouth. Let me get in there with
Speaker 2: a wrench and pull that thing out right.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's kind of what I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought I was being sold something, and then a
Speaker 1: guy confirmed it, So I'm dealing with that. However, that
Speaker 1: doesn't solve the problem or the fact that I have
Speaker 1: a shark tooth.
Speaker 2: Yea, I have dead tooth.
Speaker 1: And this morning I was in a hurry and I
Speaker 1: was eating fast, and I was eating too fast, and
Speaker 1: the inside of my lip caught that shark tooth while
Speaker 1: I was chilling, I yelled that, and blood was shooting.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the inside of my lip to stop bleeding.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I keep squirting everywhere.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, who do you think I am?
Speaker 1: That gal that was married to Sashavvich? Was that gal's name?
Speaker 4: Kristin Lee?
Speaker 3: He made worse what he was talking about the blood?
Speaker 2: Why did you track yourself?
Speaker 4: That's a good drop because she's so country, she goes, Hey,
Speaker 4: he was talking about the blood.
Speaker 3: I didn't say very country.
Speaker 2: Why and then you started giggling? Caught herself?
Speaker 1: Anyways, My mouth hurts the damn bad right now, and
Speaker 1: I can feel that just flap of lip.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of lip. Oh, what do you got over there?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: What is your favorite protein that you would hang in
Speaker 1: a window? Hey, I would like to tell everyone that
Speaker 1: one of the things that we like to do is
Speaker 1: we yeah, kind of, there's a little delay there. We
Speaker 1: uh we give away tickets from time to time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do, and we have a pair of tickets for
Speaker 1: the Shriners Children's East West Shrine Bowl. It's a mouthful
Speaker 1: and then you end up cutting your mouth on it.
Speaker 1: Great game on Yeah, well wait, you've already seen it.
Speaker 2: The prospects.
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Speaker 1: that tells us their name, their phone number, their email
Speaker 1: address in which professional athlete we were talking about earlier
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Speaker 5: Before we get to the breaking Rookshields news. What So,
Speaker 5: Severance is the hit TV show on Apple TV and
Speaker 5: it is back on Friday seventeenth and for its second season,
Speaker 5: and they pulled off a brilliant marketing stunt yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'll saw this.
Speaker 5: They he did a pop up at Grand Central station
Speaker 5: in New York and it's basically a cube, and it's
Speaker 5: a glass cube you can see through, and it's four
Speaker 5: or five of the actors from the show, including Adam Scott,
Speaker 5: just working at their cubicle. They were from the TV
Speaker 5: show and people were just going through and then they would.
Speaker 5: I mean, it drew tons of people in that area
Speaker 5: and they were just method acting, playing it straight. Adam
Speaker 5: Scott's sitting at his desk and just typing away at
Speaker 5: a computer for hours.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to ask this question because I haven't finished
Speaker 1: season one and I genuinely plan on it was John
Speaker 1: turturo in that cube.
Speaker 2: He was not in the cube.
Speaker 1: Does that have anything to do with the season one?
Speaker 1: And I shouldn't ask that question.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna tell you, Okay, I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 5: you that man, because I had read but he's real, Gay,
Speaker 5: I had read what I had read that season two
Speaker 5: was in peril because of Turturo, oh being being Turturo.
Speaker 4: You need to go watch the meaning meaning you it
Speaker 4: was in jeopardy because he didn't want to do it
Speaker 4: or he.
Speaker 5: Just yeah it was it was gonna be Oh he
Speaker 5: could go along without him? Okay in my opinion. Okay,
Speaker 5: the horst story lines of season one, Okay, you got
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 2: To me as a man, I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That I don't know what he means by that his storyline.
Speaker 2: I didn't love it, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Speaking of shows on Apple, I heard you mentioned Silo
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 1: Did you see what they did? No, so they had
Speaker 1: have you seen you've seen all of Silo?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Season watched it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The season finale of season two is Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea. I just binge watched it all.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, had no idea when it aired or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so so basically what they did. You guys haven't seen Silo, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: So in Silo, it's this underground It's dystopian future and
Speaker 1: the society is underground and they haven't been told. They've
Speaker 1: been told they can't go above ground because of this
Speaker 1: rebellion and all these things. So it's about conspiracy and
Speaker 1: all this type stuff. So, so you know, if you're
Speaker 1: underground and then the above ground supposedly makes you die.
Speaker 1: You have these cleaner uniforms. So they had a cleaner
Speaker 1: sitting on the front row of the MAVs game last night.
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was from the show. That was
Speaker 2: from the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, the T and T guys kept calling it a
Speaker 3: beehive guy, and they just kept saying it over and over.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, guys, well, so I told so,
Speaker 1: what's his name, the sideline guy Jared Greenberg?
Speaker 2: Great, dude, Yeah, he's ripped, Yeah he is. And I
Speaker 2: told him. He goes, what is that?
Speaker 1: And I go, Apple is doing a promotion. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is like what a cleaner from Silo would look like.
Speaker 1: And so in the fourth quarter, because like I came
Speaker 1: back from a break in the second quarter and I
Speaker 1: was sitting next to him telling people to vote for
Speaker 1: All Star, and I just said that the guy didn't
Speaker 1: want to get sick. And then later in the show,
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, this guy is from Silo and you
Speaker 1: can watch the season finale Friday after the Thunder game.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. It was a great show. I loved it.
Speaker 4: Didn't really like the season two finale very much. Too
Speaker 4: many unsolved things. You'll get it sold Friday. Oh you're
Speaker 4: saying it's oh it airs Friday. Oh so what I
Speaker 4: saw was.
Speaker 2: Coming?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, good, good, that makes way more sense. I'm like, God,
Speaker 4: this sucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they were promoting the season Friday. If you haven't
Speaker 1: seen it yet, binge, watch it now and then watch
Speaker 1: it after MAV's thunder Okay, oh I see, Okay, so
Speaker 1: Apple basically that I mean, it's obviously what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Severance is a bigger deal in New York than having
Speaker 1: a machiner on a MAV game.
Speaker 5: But imagine being late for a train because you're sitting
Speaker 5: there and you're like, you know what Adam Scott was vacuuming?
Speaker 5: So hold on, because they're just doing redundant office stuff.
Speaker 4: I need to go back to to rewatch Severance or
Speaker 4: refresh myself because it's been so long I don't really remember.
Speaker 2: Exactly tedious watch I loved it. Man. I loved it too.
Speaker 5: It's just I don't think I watch it on the
Speaker 5: list of oh I can't like, I gotta go rewatch man,
Speaker 5: like I'm just.
Speaker 2: Fire breaking, bad up or something.
Speaker 4: What I was doing was silo because I was watching
Speaker 4: so much of it so quickly. Is I would go
Speaker 4: and read a recap of the episode after I watch
Speaker 4: one bad questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that helped a lot.
Speaker 4: Probably need to go do that. A summary of seventh
Speaker 4: season one?
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: I bet if you, I bet if you watch the
Speaker 1: final episode and read a summary, you'd be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the That was the problem I had with
Speaker 1: Better Call Saul. I watched the first four season long,
Speaker 1: and then I stopped watching it got a cake. And
Speaker 1: then when I cranked it back up, I was like,
Speaker 1: I think this is where I left off, and I went,
Speaker 1: what you gotta plow?
Speaker 5: Oh crap, I got plowing. Brooke Shields is fifty nine. Well,
Speaker 5: he's got a new memoir coming out called Thoughts on
Speaker 5: an Aging Woman Her Thoughts on Aging as a Woman,
Speaker 5: an Asian Woman, Aging as a Woman, yep. In this book,
Speaker 5: she discussed her struggles with vaginal dryness, what and a
Speaker 5: diminishing sex drive. She says sex has become painful.
Speaker 1: Man line forms to the left for a new mate
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 5: Well, she's married to Chris Henchy and this poor guy
Speaker 5: gets drug through the mud in this book. Apparently he
Speaker 5: is one of Will Ferrell's creative partners. He co created
Speaker 5: Fun of Her Die, He wrote the other Guys and
Speaker 5: the campaign.
Speaker 2: And she said that sex.
Speaker 5: Has become painful after menopause and she needs lotions and
Speaker 5: potions to enjoy intimacy. She even says she would sometimes
Speaker 5: pretend to be asleep to skip having sex with her
Speaker 5: husband of twenty three years, and he was a guy
Speaker 5: that was into.
Speaker 2: Having I'll just stop, okay.
Speaker 4: Is she okay with him just going out into the
Speaker 4: world and having fun?
Speaker 2: Then? Doesn't sound like it.
Speaker 5: I mean, do you imagine Brookshields just like what you
Speaker 5: read that she'd be okay on that.
Speaker 4: If the store's closed, shouldn't he be allowed to shop
Speaker 4: everywhere else?
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't say it's closed. That's the thing. Though
Speaker 2: she said she loves up. It's very hard to get in.
Speaker 5: She says, she I'm counting on the more you have sex,
Speaker 5: the more you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Approach Oh, so she has a lot of painful sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even and when she's not into it.
Speaker 1: Does she say, honey, fire up the slip and slide.
Speaker 2: She didn't say. There's a special pillow that they have.
Speaker 2: I don't wonder if it's guy. If it's a little greasy,
Speaker 2: what she I love mixing it a greasy pillow.
Speaker 5: She said she had a fervent sex drive in her
Speaker 5: younger ears, in her younger years.
Speaker 2: But that was because of Andrea Auguissy. Yeah, this guy's
Speaker 2: not really doing it. When I was married.
Speaker 5: When I was younger and married to the tennis player man,
Speaker 5: sex was badass. Then I married an old comedy writer,
Speaker 5: and boy it hurts. She said that her doctor, uh said, hey,
Speaker 5: maybe you should start taking some testosterone.
Speaker 2: But her husband's like, I.
Speaker 5: Don't want to screw a dude.
Speaker 1: What what because you get more whiskers, I'll do that
Speaker 1: adds extra feeling, she takes.
Speaker 4: If you take some tystostere, she'd have a mustache.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, like she can't afford to laser remove that?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, who knows.
Speaker 4: Then you gotta buy lasers.
Speaker 5: You have to buy a whole death star. It's a
Speaker 5: lot expensive and we should all be saving. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, saving.
Speaker 5: He's right, so she's not having fun with it. Just
Speaker 5: let him go out there into the world and make
Speaker 5: the world his theme park. Yeah, he's sixty two, so
Speaker 5: I can't imagine he's just a walking hard on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so let her go out and figure out what
Speaker 3: her happy she does. Sounds like this said she wants to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she she wants, She wants lots of he wants to,
Speaker 5: but she in her mind, she thinks it will change.
Speaker 2: Man, he's reading that going this, He's like, why am
Speaker 2: I in this? Be out of this augus.
Speaker 1: He's married to someone in her mid twenties.
Speaker 5: To figure out still right? Oh oh he did get
Speaker 5: with her, didn't he. Yeah, we should end this segment.
Speaker 2: Yep, right.
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